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[rock music]

[dramatic music]

- Previously on
"The Tournament of All Stars,"

Bracket 3 competed in the
first of their three episodes.

- Oh, Sam, I have a
gift for you, actually.

[whistle tweets]

[screams]

- I feel like Jasmine
and I are getting along.

I'm hoping we can join forces.

- I have a strategy
that I'm going to use.

- Which is?

- I didn't share.

My strategy is to
get the early outs,

i.e. me and Joey, to the end.

- Jasmine Kennedie.

- This is one of my
top looks tonight.

- It is so Barbie
goes to Coachella.

Sam Star.

- The way you pieced this
together is spectacular.

- Jasmine Kennedie,
Sam Star, condragulations.

You are the top two
All Stars of the Week,

and you've each
earned two points.

This is your chance to impress
me, win $10,000, and earn

a coveted extra point.

Sam Star, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

You've earned one extra point.

Every week, the bottom four
will each receive one point,

but you must give
it away to the All Star

you believe is the Most
Valuable Queen of the Week.

Choose wisely, because at
the end of this bracket,

the two queens with
the most points

move on to the semifinals.

[dramatic music]

- Ohh!

- Girl, uh-oh.
- Okay.

- Swiffered the floor
with that one.

- Yay!

I'm currently on cloud nine.

I'm officially
the front-runner.

Thank you, thank you,
thank you, America.

In my mind, it feels correct.

Shout-out to RuPaul.

I knew she had great taste.

- Congratulations.
- Congratulations.

- Thank you!

I'm so honored.

You find out you
have to lip sync

and it's against this bitch,
who we know is a fierce diva.

- Yeah.
- Yes.

- And for Ru to recognize
me like that so early,

I'm just so happy.
- Aww.

Of course, I would
have liked the other point

and the $10,000.

Because let's be very clear.

I am the lipstick
assassin in the room.

- I'm just so proud.

Like, I don't want
to get emotional,

but it's been amazing.
- Get emotional, girl.

- Like--
- Yeah.

- I feel like I
performed better.

- Come on, homosexual.

- Girl, like, stop it.

Stop crying, you faggot.

[laughter]

- Stop, you're going
to give me a boner.

- I'm sticking to it.
I don't care.

You can bury me in
the grave, and I'm

going to wake up from it
and be like, I beat Sam.

Very that.

- Get into that scoreboard.

- Oh, wait,
I didn't even notice.

[all screaming]

- I don't like it.
- I don't like it.

- It's not cute.

- I don't like it either.

- How do y'all all feel?

- I feel, I can't even lie,
I just feel a bit down.

I just really wanted
to be in the top two.

This is not how I wanted to
start my three-week journey.

I'm disappointed.

I really thought I
had it in the bag.

And damn, now I got to worry
about these damn MVQ points.

Lord help me.

- How are we doing this?

I feel like us four, like,

I saw each and every one
of us go in.

Like, I think that each
and every one of us

deserves a fucking point,

and we need to be on there,
right?

Like, we worked
really hard for this.

- We did.

- Well,
who's going to go first?

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- The four of us
are very nervous.

I think we're all scared,
because this is a very

vulnerable moment,
and we're putting

our trust in the other queens.

I was not prepared for how
intense this was about to be.

♪ ♪

- Thank God I don't
have to decide.

[laughter]

That's the best part
about the top two.

- We're sitting over
here like, oh,

I wonder what's going
to happen.

- I'll go first.

- Oh.
- ♪ Dun dun dun ♪

- Back in "Untucked," Hershii
and I had a conversation.

- In our original
seasons, we didn't

get that far, so girl, no
shade, you got my vote already.

- I can do that.

I have been thinking
long and hard about this,

and I'm coming into this
competition as an early out.

And so I'm going to give
this point

to Hershii, because we haven't
had as many opportunities

to showcase ourselves compared
to a lot of the other girls.

- Work.

Well, congrats, Hersh.
Yes.

Hersh, because you
got your point,

do you want to give yours out?

- Sure.

Well, that's where
my headspace was.

We really didn't get to show
much the first time around.

And you're very funny.

So I am giving my
MVP point to you.

- Thank you.
- Oh, how cute.

- How nice.

- So are y'all
going to trade too?

- Y'all going to trade too?
What's tea?

Who's going to go next?

- Oh, girl.
- Oh, girl.

- Oh, girl.
- I don't know.

♪ ♪

- Look, I said I'd come
here and play a fair game,

and that's what I'm doing.

I am going to give it to
you, Kennedy, because I

did see you work really hard.

- Yeah.

- And I can tell that you're
very disappointed

that you weren't in the top.

And, like,
you deserve to be up there,

and you deserve these points,
and I'm giving this to you.

- Yay!

- Thank you.

Thank you.
- Of course.

- I made a decision, but I can
tell you what I was thinking.

I was thinking of the real
MVQ, what it really meant.

So I was like, I could give
it to Jasmine, because I know

what she is capable of doing.

But then there was
Hershii, because I saw

how she was really,
really in her own head.

- Kennedy, are you about to
goop Shuga in front of God

and everybody?

Like, what?

- Oh, shit, I don't know.

Can we go to commercial?

[laughter]

I also heard Shuga.

And bitch, if you picked me
because of what you saw.

I picked you because
I saw what I saw.

- Yes, ma'am.

- Yay!

- I'm so emotional.

Thank you.

You did not have
to do all that.

Like, that was too much.

I'm annoyed.

This is already stressful.

We are already all stressed.

I'm like, why are you,
like, causing more drama?

- There's more
challenges to come.

Am I upset that, like,
I didn't beat Sam?

I did beat her.

- Yeah.

Make no confusions about it.

You did beat her.

- I know I did.

- And I watched from the back.

- What did you say?

- I said I beat
you, but it's okay.

- What did you say?

- I said I beat
you, but it's okay.

- Excuse me?

The last time I checked,
RuPaul was making the decision,

not you ladies.

- I wanted the money!

Okay?

- We all wanted
the money, bitch.

- I wanted the money.

- But stay broke, whore.

[laughter]
- Oh, my God.

- It is giving a little
sore loser energy.

- I wish I would have won.

- I thought she
was doing too much.

- Okay, see, okay.

Does everyone think
that I was going to win?

Are you mad at me, Sam?

- No, bitch.

You're mad at me for
whooping that ass.

- Well, the other girls were,
and they said I beat you.

- Well, they don't know much.
- Ohh!

- I'm in an early lead,
which I'm sure

they don't necessarily like.

So I'm thinking that they're
playing some mental warfare

here to get in my head.

- I didn't say a damn thing.

- Kennedy did.
Hershii did.

What do you think?

- Wait, did y'all
really say that?

That's so mean.

- That's not mean.

She did beat you, baby.
- Ohh!

- Okay, girls.

These bitches are haters
watching from the back

of the damn stage.

But, hey, I would be mad too.

♪ ♪

What bitches.

- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars"

will snatch an official
makeup collaboration

with Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot in
the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000,

with extra-special guest judge
Brian Tyree Henry.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best
drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

[upbeat music]

- Yes!

New day.

- Another week, another dollar.

- Another week,
and I still look stunning.

- Be cheap like Hershii.

Another quarter.
- Another quarter.

It feels good to, like, be back

in the Werk Room
for another challenge.

I've never experienced
this part before.

[laughs]

Last week,
the design challenge

went much better
than last time,

but I genuinely want a win.

I want to show I'm
worth being here.

I'm not here to step on
any toes or any necks,

but I am here to move
these girls out the way.

- Sam, how are you feeling?

I know you were a little
upset after the girls

and us probably saying
that I had beat you.

Are you feeling
better about that?

- I guess just in
the moment, I mean,

I kind of opened up to
y'all about it in "Untucked"

how I was really intimidated
to be here with all y'all that

I've looked up to for so long.

And then to be on the top
and be so proud of myself

and then hear from the
people I look up to,

instead of congratulations,
it's like, oh, well,

you didn't really win.
- Right, right.

- But you did get
a congratulations.

You got more congratulations
than the comments.

- Than the comments.

Think about it like this.

This is just your community
giving you their opinion.

Everyone has an opinion,
so don't take it personal.

- Yeah, that doesn't make
it less hurtful, but yes.

Being the youngest one here, I
thought these old bitches would

want to, like,
nurture me and take

me in, like, under their wing.

But something
that I've learned,

America, is this is All Stars.

Every queen is for themself.

- You're totally taking
it the wrong way.

For my eyes, I just
thought Jasmine won.

I didn't say you lost.

- Yeah.
- You were good too.

I don't want you to take it
that personal to feel like what

you did was not enough.

- Well, thank you for that.

- And we all see you.

- Because that is
not the case at all.

- I don't get the girls that
get mad at being in the top.

[laughs]
You won $10,000.

What are we actually having
a conversation about?

I'm tied for last.

Like, I really want to care.

I'm looking for it,
trying to find it.

I don't.

- There's things that I've
wanted to say possibly,

like, oh, well,
this was not the best.

- Like what?

[laughter]

- I'm not going to say that.

- Why not?
This is your time to--

- Because--
- This is your moment!

both: Have it!

[laughter]

- On that note,
fuck these bitches.

And I will see y'all in
the top again this week,

so they can suffer again.

[laughter]

[siren wails]

[all yelling]

- She done already
done had herses.

All Stars.

- Hi!
- What's up?

- Are you grilling
like a villain?

- Ooh.
- Yup.

- 'Cause this barbecue
has not been canceled.

- Okay, what am I doing?

- I'm invited?

- It's just getting fired up.

- Like my pussy.

- Is the chicken here yet?

- [clucking]

- [clucking]

- Hello, hello, hello.

all:
Hi!

- Look at this.
- Oh, I love this.

- You look amazing.

- Jewel tones during the day.

- Good morning, All Stars.

all:
Good morning.

- Are y'all thirsty?

- Always.
- Yes.

- Good.

Because for today's
Mini Challenge,

we're playing the
passive-aggressive edition

of Spill The T.

[cheers and applause]

- This should be fun.
- It'll be interesting.

- I love that.

- This game is so fun.

I'm so excited to find
out what the girls

really think about each other.

[laughs]

- Here's how the game works.

I ask a question
like, which queen

is the prettiest for her age?

Then you all vote for yourself
or one of your fellow queens.

Each time your answer matches
the majority, you get a point.

But in the end, the queen
with the most points wins.

Okay, let's play
Spill The T.

First question.

Which queen is most
likely to give you

the shirt off her hairy back?

[laughter]

Paddles up.

Looks like three for Shuga,

which means Shuga is
generous and/or hairy.

- I'm generous.

I'm very smooth.

- Next question.

Which queen is most
likely to invite

you to join her in a three-way?

- Oh, easy.

That's not even a question.

- Oh, my goodness.

Everyone mostly voted for Joey.

[laughter]

Joey Jay is gay
and likes a three-way.

- Party at my place.

- Next question.

Which queen is the most
creative when it comes

to using face filter apps?

- Ooh.

all:
Ooh.

- Two of the girls
voted for Sam.

- I mean, the devil's
in the details.

- Yeah.
- Everyone's going to zoom in.

- Everyone else
voted for Shuga.

[laughter]

Next question.

Which queen leaves a
long-lasting impression

with her body odor?

[upbeat music]

Three of you have
voted for Jasmine.

- From the farts.
- You tend to fart a lot.

- I farted one time.

Jesus.

Screw them.

You know what, y'all?

America, trans women fart too.

- Next question.

Which queen can wear
anything and frequently does?

♪ ♪

It looks like three of you
have voted for Kennedy.

- What?

[laughter]

Okay, whatever.

- You have range.

- Right. You should learn.

- All right, next question.

When it comes to
performing talent,

which queen does the very
most with the very least?

♪ ♪

It's a tie between
Hershii and Kennedy.

Joey, why did you
vote for Hershii?

- Whenever I watch
Hershii in shows,

I see her with this
little shake and go wig,

and that wig will go left
to right to left to right,

but the feet won't go
anywhere, and she'll

still make all the money.

- So Joey Jay, known before
for not wearing wigs,

is now a wig expert?

[laughter]

- Yeah.

- Next question.

Which queen is the most
blessed and the least booked?

- Ooh. Ooh.

- Uh-oh.

It's getting real up in here.

Oh, oh, oh, okay.

Sam and Joey Jay
voted for Hershii.

But everyone else
voted for Shuga.

[laughter]

- You know what?
That's okay.

I'm about to give
it to these girls.

[laughs] They're not
going to see it coming.

- Now, there are just
200 more questions.

[laughter]
- Love that.

- Perfect.

- Which queen knows how to
read a bitch, but not a book?

♪ ♪

Two of you voted for Jasmine,
and two of you voted for Sam.

[laughter]

- Oh, yes.

- It must be Alabama.

- And Kennedy
voted for herself.

- You said not a book, right?

[laughter]

- All right, time for one last
bonus question,

and it's worth five points.

- Okay.
- I need this.

- So it's still
anyone's game to win.

Which queen is the
MVQ, Most Vain Queen?

♪ ♪

[laughs]

- Is it me?

- It's a majority rule.

[laughter]

All T, all shade,
all pink lemonade.

The winner of today's
Mini Challenge is a tie.

Joey Jay and Shuga Cain,
condragulations.

You'll split a cash prize
of $2,500, courtesy of Bike.

- Work!

- You want to come
over for a threesome?

- Let's do it.
- Okay.

[laughter]

- All Stars, it's time
to turn up the heat

and really get cooking.

Because for this
week's Maxi Challenge,

we're serving up a
red hot Rappin' Roast.

[cheers and applause]

Y'all know how this works.

We lay down a
sweet beat, and you

spice it up with a rap
that reads your fellow

All Stars to filth.

- Stunning.

- You'll write your own
scorching verses,

and then you'll come up
with a performance order.

- Interesting.

- Now, later, you'll
debut your Rappin' Roast

on the main stage,
where we will be joined

by our extra-special guest
judge, the super talented

Brian Tyree Henry.

[cheers and applause]

And the runway category
is Ladies Who Lunch.

- Oh.

Good luck, ladies.
I'll meet you at lunch.

- All Stars,
start your engines,

and may the best
drag queen win.

[cheers and applause]

[laughs]

[laughs]

- Girl.

How you feeling about
this Rappin' Roast?

- I'm not worried
about how I feel.

I hope they're going to be
okay.

I am so excited,
because it is the return

of the Rappin' Roast.

So we have to write
lyrics to read the dolls

and look stunning doing it.

- The girls, are you
ready to read, honey?

- Yeah, you know,
I've never done

a reading challenge or a roast,
and I've always wanted to.

- Work.

- And I just have
such an appreciation

for, like, any type of
standup or roasting.

- Yeah.

- But I'm not like
a Cardi B.

I am a little Midwest
gay white boy.

- Okay, 100%.

- So let me...
- Yeah.

- Throw down
and see if it translates.

I feel an immense
amount of pressure

to really stand out
and make an impact,

because I have
not done that yet.

What rhymes with bottom?

- Joey Jay.

[laughter]

- But I consider myself
clever, witty, and funny.

- I think this outfit
is really cute.

My only thing is
the gold buttons.

What's your favorite part?

- The gold buttons.

[laughter]

Reading isn't just
about being mean.

It's about being clever.

So I'm going to channel my wit

and cleverness into this rap.

- This is, like,
a super shady group.

I think everyone's going to
really kind of, like, go in.

- Do you plan on like--

I don't see you
as a shady queen,

and I'm not a
super shady queen,

but I think--
are you going to shake

it up a little bit at all?

- My approach is
definitely going to be, like,

I don't want to read you.
I can't read you.

Do you know what I mean?

Like, very, like, mm,
and then like, oop.

- Yeah.

- You know Shuga's
very, very sweet,

and I've never done
a roast before.

But don't let the
sweetness fool you.

This is my chance to
show the world that I got

a little sting in the sugar.

- Who do you think is
not going to deliver?

Let's be shady now.

- Who do I think is
not going to deliver?

♪ ♪

- It's us.

- I'm literally like, it's you.

I was literally thinking,
I was like, well,

how do I tell her that
I think it's you?

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Hershii, you quiet, bitch.

- I'm focused.

- Let her focus.

She didn't win last week, okay?

Let her focus.
- I didn't.

I need to let you
girls out this week.

- Are you excited?

- I am, because I finally feel
like I have a challenge that's

something I can succeed in
and not something I'm sitting

in the corner like--
[mumbling]

I have never been
a part of a roast, but like,

I used to be an emcee
back in the day,

and I make a song
here or there.

So it is my time to shine.

I am so excited.

It's about time I got something
that ain't got nothing to do

with a needle and thread.

- Honestly, I don't
think a lot of people

would expect me
to be a raptress.

I think I have some
ideas for some girls.

- So you good?
- So I'm good. I'm good, baby.

I'm ready.

I did not do a roast
on my original season.

I was cut short a little
too early to experience it.

But I do know how
to read a bitch.

This challenge is probably
the most important challenge.

This one, in terms of
keeping a steady traction...

- Yes.

- Is going to be
the most important.

If I don't place high in this,

I can lose the traction
and the momentum

that I've been having
since the first week.

So baby, get ready,

'cause mouth almighty
is ready to attack.

Ladies.
- What's up?

- What's the tea?
Are we reading?

Is it going to be dry
or is it going to be juicy?

- I think y'all are
going to be burned.

- [laughs] You're going to be
burnt to a crisp with mine.

- I need it with my pasty ass.

- I have a couple ideas
to read about you, Sam.

- Just be nice to me, please.

You know I'm fragile.

- Oh, we gotta coddle the baby.

- I'm sensitive, and I'm
the youngest little baby.

- I know. I can't wait
to see how you're

going to react to this
roast after this morning.

- Girl, I ain't even
going to listen.

- Oh.
- ♪ La, la, la ♪

- ♪ La, la, la ♪

I think that's best.

- What should I
make as your read?

- I mean, it's going
to be very hard.

There's not a lot to read,
but what do you think?

- That answer alone.

Hang on.

[laughter]

- I mean, you--good luck.

- It's always the girls who
feel like they are unreadable.

Girl, you are a read.

[laughter]

- Some of the girls just spit
off reads like a Rolodex.

So I'm sure I have some
competition in this challenge.

But the girls tried to
discredit me last week

and read me, so I have
some reads for them.

I'm about to give these bitches
honky-tonk hip-hop hell.

I'm not going to
count on anyone really

giving me their points, because
I'm already in the early lead.

So now I think I have a
huge target on my back now.

- You have to learn to go ahead
and live up to that target.

That's the tall
order that you got.

- Yup.

And hey, I'm going to deliver.

I promise I will.
I'll make you proud.

- Yes, please.

Have you ever rapped before?
- Yeah.

- Well, you know,
I'm the total opposite.

I don't rap in my shows.

- Okay.

- I do not.

The only thing I know is Trina.

- [laughs]

- All I know, pull over,
that ass is too fat.

- Woop woop!

- A rap pretty much rhymes.

So the challenge with
rapping and roasting

is rhyming and being funny.

Well, guess what.
I'm a funny bitch.

- Do you feel pressured to,
like, really win this week?

Because you only
have two weeks left.

- I just know I
need to turn it out.

- Right, definitely.

- Because it's only top two.

This is the second week.

Everything is at
stake right now.

And I know that Ru has
high expectations of me,

because I'm a veteran.

But I'm not one who
cracks under pressure.

I'm fittin' to put my
all into these lyrics

and fuck a bitch up.

- Right.

- My rap skills are
little to nothing,

but I am an entertainer.

So just because I don't do it
doesn't mean that I can't.

♪ ♪

Let the roast begin.

- Let's do it.
Excuse me.

Ladies first.

Thank you.

- Could you guys scoot
over a little bit?

- Okay.

- Oh, wow.
- Oh, wow.

You said move, top two.

Okay.

- The girls are
getting together,

because we have to pick
the order for the roast.

I want to go first.

- Oh.
- I'm lying.

[laughter]

I think I prefer to be mid
to maybe second to last.

I look at it as being
a part of a drag show.

A girl that throws something
really solid in the middle,

you're still talking about
her when you leave the club.

- Can I go third?

- So Kennedy wants third.

- I'll go first.

- You want first?
- Yeah.

I never want to go first, but
I feel that after last week,

I would love to just
hit the ground running.

I am feeling really good
about the lyrics I'm writing,

and I just really
want to, like,

show them that I'm fearless.

- For Joey to
choose to go first

is a shock, because
you don't know

what to expect
from a person that

went home early on her season.

So for her to come this
second week hard, kudos.

- I'd love like a five.

- Shuga, five.

- I would love to go last.

I mean, it's pressure,
but I feel like I can do it.

- Pressure.
- Yeah.

Why not?

- We don't want to
upset her feelings,

so if she just
wants to go last,

we should let her go last.

- I will gladly take last
place, because I was fabulous

in the roast on my season.

Bless your heart--disease.

[laughter]

Almost won.

So, you know, maybe this time
I'll take it

all the way to the top.

- What's left?
- Second and fourth.

I'm fine with second
if you want to go fourth.

- Girl, fourth.

Come on.

- Okay, so first we have Joey.

Second we have me.

Third, we have Kennedy.

Fourth, we have Hershii.

Fifth, we have Shuga.

Sixth, we have Sam.

- Best for last.

I'm about to roast these hos.

- I hope there's going
to be seasoning on it.

- Kennedy?
- Kennedy?

- You got your seasoning?
- Kennedy, you got the foo-foo?

- Where the seasoning, sis?
- I do have it.

I have a seasoning that I
take with me everywhere I go.

I've been doing it
since season seven,

and the girls like to talk
about it and kiki about it,

but when we sit down, they be
the first one to ask for some.

- Kennedy, can you bring
your seasoning out for us?

- You need seasoning
for your roast

'cause you have no flavor.

all:
Oh!

- That was a good one!

[laughter]

- Put it in.
Put it in the rap.

- Sure, bitch, you need it.

- Thank you.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Who are you excited to
read the most, Kennedy?

- Jasmine.

- Good.

Listen, I know me and
Kennedy can both take

each other's reads, though.

So that's why I'm excited to
hear what she's going to say.

- Yeah, she's going in.

- If you get a good read on me,
oh, you're my best friend.

- That means you are loved.
- Yes.

Oh, my God,
that means y'all love me.

Oh, my God.

- Sometimes.

- When you're quiet.

- [laughs]
When I'm quiet.

Hey, Joey.

- Huh?

- How are you feeling
about going first?

- I feel good.

I know it's a little bit risky.

I feel like no one
necessarily wants to go first.

But I just want to go hit
it hard and open us strong.

- Are you worried
at all about you

going first and it
not being strong?

- No.

[laughter]

- She tried it.

- No.

As an early out,
I have a lot to prove,

and I know that I am
extremely underestimated.

But I love it.

It makes me feel so excited to
come out and punish these hos.

If I didn't think
it would be strong,

I wouldn't suggest to go first.

- Got it.

- I'd be like, put
me in the middle or--

you know.

- So you're saying
everyone who wanted to go

in the middle ain't strong?

- Girl, you are just twisting
everything that everyone says.

- I'm not.

I'm just taking words and
reading between the lines.

- What lines?
The ones in your forehead?

all:
Oh!

- The roasting has begun!

If you want
to talk about lines,

let's talk about the lines
in that outfit that you made.

- Yes, get me, girl.

Thank goodness that
the whole season's

not going to be kumbaya.

[laughter]

- Oh, my God.

If I randomly start
crying, I apologize.

- It's okay.

- Why's that?

- My daughter's
graduating today.

all:
Oh!

- I mean, like, she's going
from preschool to pre-K,

but like, now I'm sitting here
thinking about her looking

for me, and I'm struggling, to
be completely honest with you.

And can't help but
feel just guilty.

Because I want to be there
for all their big stuff.

And the fact that it
falls on such a big moment

for me too is just, I'm
trying to, like, suck it up.

But this is a hard day.

This is a hard day.

I'm better than the first time.

It's still hard.

But this is for me.

I gotta do this part for me so
they can do it for themselves

later, 'cause I want
them to have dreams,

and I want them
to learn from me

they got to go out
and get theirs.

- I understand.

My sister being special
needs and you're not

going to always be
at home, especially

in this type of profession.

That's how you have
to explain it to them.

- That part.

It was really hard this
time because I told

them I'm coming right back.

And my daughter
comes in and she

goes, don't take too long,
okay?

- Oh, my God.
- And that makes me--

- Oh, I'd cry.

- That's brutal.

Yeah, that's what I wonder
is how you two balance that.

'Cause I want to have
kids, but in this career,

you're traveling.

- It takes a village.

You can't do it by yourself.

- Absolutely not.

[upbeat music]

- Samantha.

- Yes?

- Would you ever
be so congenial

and do you have a gold glitter?

- I do.

What's in it for me, bitch?

- I don't know.
You're amazing.

- You going to
give me your point?

- You're beautiful.

I'm so sorry if I--

[laughs]
You know what?

I felt bad the
way I treated Sam,

so I'm going to
take her from you.

- You're so sweet.

- Thank you.

- Jasmine is attempting to
make amends for what went down.

The problem is,
in this game, you never

know if a bitch is
being nice to you

because she likes you
or she wants your point.

But I'm going to play
every angle I can.

Honey, y'all wish me luck.

This is like the Thunderdome.

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

[laughs]

[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]

- ♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Walk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

- Yes, ma'am.

- Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race

Tournament of All Stars."

It's the real femme
shady, Michelle Visage.

- It's not shady if it's right.

And I am always right.

- That's true.
- See?

- But you're also shady.

- [laughs]

- He puts the D in diss track.

It's Jamal Sims.

- Ru, I ain't
throwin' no shade.

I just want to get paid.

- You are so correct.

- [laughs]

- He's not a rapper,
but he played one on TV.

The brilliant
Brian Tyree Henry.

- Ru, I ain't
throwin' no shade,

but I'm just
trying to get laid.

[laughter]

By Michelle
and Jamal, preferably.

- We got you.

- We are so happy you're here.

- It is such an honor to be
here, and you look amazing.

- Oh, I bet you say that
to all the Atlanta queens.

- When they let up the
restraining orders, yes.

- [laughs] This week, we
challenged our queens to put

some sizzle in their
shizzle and skewer each

other in the Rappin' Roast.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen
win.

[cheers and applause]

Pass the hot honey,
'cause it's time for

the All Star Rappin' Roast.

- Whoo!

Let's go!

[hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Here comes the bass,
bitch ♪

♪ Here comes the show ♪

♪ Throw on some gas ♪

♪ 'Cause they getting smoked ♪

♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪

♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪

♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪

- First up...

- ♪ I'm gonna roast
these hos ♪

- It's Joey Jay!

- ♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna roast these ♪

- ♪ This gay-ass bitch 'bout
to total these hos ♪

♪ Read me, 'cause I'm gay,
bitch, I shit rainbows ♪

♪ No one took the crown,
not a single title ♪

♪ Hold it Shuga Cain,
can you move ♪

♪ All I see is them
shoulders ♪

♪ Bleached blonde, bad
built Buick of the bitches ♪

♪ On fumes broken
down, getting ♪

♪ Pulled out of the ditches ♪

♪ Big back, paddy whack,
give that bitch a muzzle ♪

♪ AARP
Metamucil by the guzzle ♪

♪ Jazzy don't laugh ♪

♪ She's giving cliffhanger ♪

♪ The mug is giving
fish, angler ♪

♪ You try to do a flip,
but you did a flop ♪

♪ Kennedy, slow down ♪

♪ I think I heard
your hip pop ♪

♪ Sam Star going for meth ♪

♪ Trying to read me
in a borrowed dress ♪

♪ My time is up, I hope
I won't be missed ♪

♪ Ru, serious question,
who the fuck is this? ♪

- ♪ Here comes the bass,
bitch ♪

♪ Here comes the show ♪

♪ Throw on some gas ♪

♪ 'Cause they getting smoked ♪

♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪

♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪

♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪

- Next up...

- ♪ I'm gonna
roast these hos ♪

- Jasmine Kennedy.

- ♪ I'm gonna,
I'm gonna roast these ♪

- ♪ Jasmine Kennedy
back again ♪

♪ This time with a
little more estrogen ♪

♪ Leaving none
for these girls ♪

♪ We got 'em in a habit ♪

♪ This is my moment ♪

♪ Time to let these
bitches have it ♪

♪ Davenport,
what's your claim to fame? ♪

♪ Fourth time around,
haven't won the game ♪

♪ We all heard the trade
didn't like the session ♪

♪ Keep your good eye on me ♪

♪ Baby, learn a lesson ♪

♪ Gay-ass bitch,
more like bitch-ass gay ♪

♪ Straight-up flop,
it's Joey Jay ♪

♪ Heard you're a top,
just not on the race ♪

♪ Out of 13 girls,
you got 12th place ♪

♪ Sam, great gowns,
beautiful gowns ♪

♪ Just a shame they're
Trinity's hand-me-downs ♪

♪ Never had a sweet tooth ♪

♪ Ha, neither has Ru, Shuga ♪

♪ And Hershii,
it's chocolate, boo ♪

- ♪ Here comes the bass,
bitch ♪

♪ Here comes the show ♪

♪ Throw on some gas ♪

♪ 'Cause they getting smoked ♪

♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪

♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪

♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪

- Here she comes...

- ♪ I'm gonna roast
these hos ♪

- Kennedy Davenport.

- ♪ I'm gonna ♪

- ♪ Child,
it's always the girls ♪

♪ Mama Ru, I ain't playing
with these bitches ♪

♪ Call her Peter,
I'ma beat her ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm slaying
all you bitches ♪

♪ Chocolate, no,
it ain't Hershii's flop ♪

♪ What you packing,
Pork Chop? ♪

♪ Jasmine,
I'm the only Kennedy ♪

♪ Bitch, you ain't
no kin of me ♪

♪ Just my mini me ♪

♪ Brains, no, body, I guess ♪

♪ But I must confess ♪

♪ Bitch, you look
a mess, next ♪

♪ Sam Star ♪

♪ It's not a dream ♪

♪ Lost last season wearing
your mama's things ♪

♪ Without season 7
there wouldn't be 17 ♪

♪ Like Joey Jay,
the filler queen ♪

♪ Had high hopes for
the rest of this cast ♪

♪ But just as I
thought, trash ♪

♪ I know Spice had a twin ♪

♪ Who the fuck
is this booger? ♪

♪ 'Cause what the hell
happened to Shuga? ♪

- ♪ Here comes the bass,
bitch ♪

♪ Here comes the show ♪

♪ Throw on some gas ♪

♪ 'Cause they getting smoked ♪

♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪

♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪

♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪

- Get ready.

- ♪ I'm gonna roast
these hos ♪

- It's Hershii LiqCour-Jeté.

♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪

♪ I'm gonna roast these ♪

- ♪ Now, Mama Ru, we need
to have a conversation ♪

♪ Is this a competition
or a vacation? ♪

♪ The girls here are
looking real bizarre ♪

♪ So let's get it started
with these chocolate bars ♪

♪ Girl, Joey Jay
finally put on a wig ♪

♪ First gay contestant
or just a British sin ♪

♪ And you can't read Shuga
in this age of politics ♪

♪ 'Cause you know
what they say ♪

♪ Protect the bricks ♪

♪ Now, Jasmine, this one's
gon' be similar ♪

♪ You're going halfway, and
then no one remembers you ♪

♪ Sam's cute,
but she still gotta go ♪

♪ Have you seen
her in a battle ♪

♪ Sis performs like a sow ♪

♪ Kennedy likes to
dance and buck ♪

♪ But always runner-up ♪

♪ And it must really suck ♪

♪ Auntie is the oldest,
but I ain't alarmed ♪

♪ I'm about to
send her packing ♪

♪ Fourth time won't
be the charm ♪

- ♪ Here comes the bass,
bitch ♪

♪ Here comes the show ♪

♪ Throw on some gas ♪

♪ 'Cause they getting smoked ♪

♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪

♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪

♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪

- Next up, y'all...

- ♪ I'm gonna roast
these hos ♪

- Shuga Cain.

- ♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna roast these ♪

- ♪ I was gonna be nice but
y'all poked the queen ♪

♪ Now it's reads and rhymes ♪

♪ I'm a roast machine ♪

♪ So buckle up, divas ♪

♪ I'm serving pain ♪

♪ No, this ain't dessert ♪

♪ This is death
by Shuga Cain ♪

♪ Joey's first,
yeah, we get it, she's gay ♪

♪ But I think it's time
we pray the Jay away ♪

♪ Jasmine, hi,
so glad you're here ♪

♪ A moment of silence ♪

♪ Hey, just like your career ♪

♪ Kennedy bucks and
flips with grace ♪

♪ She'll do anything to keep
you from seeing her face ♪

♪ Y'all look confused ♪

♪ That's not
Trinity the Tuck ♪

♪ That Sam Star in
her mom's old stuff ♪

♪ Hershii's drag,
sweet like a snack ♪

♪ Or is Hershii
serving it that? ♪

♪ Shug's so nice ♪

♪ Yeah,
what's she going to say? ♪

♪ Joke's on you,
I could do this all day ♪

- ♪ Here comes the bass,
bitch ♪

♪ Here comes the show,
throw on some gas ♪

♪ 'Cause they getting smoked ♪

♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪

♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna roast these hos ♪

- Let's wrap it up...

- ♪ I'm gonna roast
these hos ♪

- With Sam Star.

- ♪ I'm gonna,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪

♪ I'm 'bout to roast these
hos in my country-ass accent ♪

♪ Try it with me ♪

♪ They won't make
it out the bracket ♪

♪ Points to the board ♪

♪ I got another basket ♪

♪ I'm killing these hos ♪

♪ Ru, better get a casket ♪

♪ Jasmine, sure,
her moves pack a punch ♪

♪ But her mug is so hard,
I call her Captain Crunch ♪

♪ Shuga is more filler
than a fast-food patty ♪

♪ Looks are giving broke ♪

♪ Shuga need a sugar daddy ♪

♪ Joey really thinks that
his looks are grand ♪

♪ But he's giving
watered-down ♪

♪ Go and irrigate the land ♪

♪ Hershii on deck,
stepping up to bat ♪

♪ But wait a minute, y'all ♪

♪ Who the hell is that? ♪

♪ Kennedy's back,
I'm really confused ♪

♪ Ru slept on you twice,
still 'bout to hit snooze ♪

♪ My name is Sam ♪

♪ Been a star from the start ♪

♪ Good luck keeping up,
girls ♪

♪ Bless your heart ♪

- ♪ Here comes the bass,
bitch ♪

♪ Here comes the show ♪

♪ Throw on some gas ♪

♪ 'Cause they getting smoked ♪

♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪

♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪

♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪

[cheers and applause]

- All right, ladies!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

[laughs]

[dramatic music]

- Y'all smell that?

That was a roast, honey.

- It smell roasted
to me, bitch.

[laughs]
- Okay.

- Kennedy, did you
season the roast?

- Perfected.

- I feel like I did really
great with this roast.

I read the bitches to filth.

And now it is time to
get ready for the runway,

Ladies Who Lunch.

- When you pulled the
chocolate out, girl.

- Oh, y'all like
my chocolate bit?

- That was cunt.
- Thank you.

- That was cute.
- That was so fun.

- Oh, Joey's feeling
very confident right now.

Joey is feeling it.

- I feel good about it,
but the judges

seemed to like everybody.

- I'm feeling good.

Come what may.
- You know what that means.

Some of us are wrong.
- I know.

- I know we're all
saying that we're

not going to be in the bottom.

I don't plan on
being in the bottom.

But the truth of the matter is,

four queens will be
in the bottom.

So the alliances are important.
You know?

You want to know that
someone has your back.

I feel like I don't know who
is around that I would be like,

do you have my back?
Do you know what I mean?

- That's what I'm
trying to figure out.

America, y'all know
I'm on my own here,

because these bitches are
gunning for me.

It's like we're "Mario Kart"
and I'm in the lead.

They are going to pay me dust
and throw no points my way.

So I gotta start
doing some swindling.

Plan B, if you will.

I'm hoping that I don't have
to give a point out, you know.

- But, like, what if?

- But if I do, I'm thinking
whoever scratches my back,

I'll be more than happy
to scratch theirs.

- Same.

- It's the least
you could do, right?

- True that.

I don't know Sam at all, but
she is very, very friendly.

She's really funny, and I
feel like I'm vibing with her.

So, like, I hope that she is
going to be, like, a cool ally.

- I'm just too nervous
to get fucked over.

- Exactly.

- What would you do if, like,
if you scratched someone's back

and then they
weren't reciprocal

and they gave it
to someone else?

- Oh, then they would be
hearing from my lawyer.

- [laughs]

- These MVQ points are
fucking with my head, girl.

- They are fucking
with my head.

You don't have an alliance?

Like, you and Hershii?

Since you guys were
first off, I feel

like you guys are together.

- I wouldn't call
it an alliance.

We just made sure we
looked out for each other

with us traumatized
by going home early.

- Just to make sure we're going
to have something on the board.

- Right.

- I mean, you're entitled
to feel how you feel.

But I really do feel like
from what people were saying

about me in their
verse, I've been here,

this is my fourth time and--

- Oh, that's what you're
saying.

- Yeah, I just feel like nobody
is out to give me anything.

At this point, I do feel
a sense of separation,

because the girls go and
huddle up in these groups

and do all this whispering,
and I haven't been

a part of these conversations.

I mean, regardless of how many
times I've been on the show,

it shouldn't be a factor
if I get a point or not.

- Yeah.

- I don't even know if I
would even get anything

from anybody at this point.

I showed up and
showed out today.

I mean, I deserve it.

I just hope I get it.

- You gagged me a little bit.
- I enjoyed you too.

But I'm very hopeful about
this challenge, because I think

the judges responded very
well to my Rappin' Roast,

and that's because of what?

Girl's been here before.

Keep living, boo.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Mother of the house ♪

Category is Ladies Who Lunch.

Up first, Joey Jay.

- I own 51% of this lanai.

[laughter]

- I am giving you a lady
who lunches even though

I haven't eaten in years.

- Today's special, Joey Jay.

- In my bag,
I have uppers and downers.

I am just taking my
sweet-ass time, because a lady

who lunches is never rushed.

- The ladies in Phoenix
ain't ready for me.

- ♪ Get back when I
step on the runway ♪

Up next, Jasmine Kennedie.

- Wow.
- Oh.

- She gives great headpiece.
- Yeah.

- This is a work of art.

I'm going back to the women
who started

the luncheons, baby,
Gilded Ages.

- Well, she's straight out of
an Edith "Whore-ton" novel.

- There's about three
different silks

on this back train,

and they are
pleated to the gods.

Perfectly fitting.

I am the best-looking queen
on this runway right now.

That's not a question.

That's a fact.

- Jane Eyre, matey.

- [laughs]
- I tried.

- It was good.

No, I was with it.

- ♪ Mother of the house ♪

Up next,

Newark, LaGuardia,
Kennedy Davenport.

- Hey.
- Yes, honey.

Who brought the potato salad?

- You better get
that casserole.

- Look at how the light is
catching these beads, honey.

It's the fit.

It's the fashion.

- What's in her bag?

Hot sauce.

- They don't even have a lunch
menu, but because I'm coming,

they're making me lunch.

[laughs]

- Now starring in
"The Preacher's Third Wife."

♪ ♪

- Up next,
Hershii LiqCour-Jeté.

- Ooh.
- Sunday in the park with Jeté.

- Yes.

- This is my most favorite
look I've ever put on my body.

- What is she eating?

The gilded wedge.

- Yeah.
- Yum.

- I haven't done period
before.

This is a whole new
silhouette on me.

And this goldish orange
against my skin

is giving me life.

This brown hair stacked to the
ceiling with my little hat.

I just feel really
pretty right now.

- Ladies and gentlemen,
Pearl Bailey in "Hello, Dolly."

- ♪ Get back when I
step on the runway ♪

Up next, Shuga Cain.

- Ooh, all her
lunches are liquid.

- Yeah.

- This isn't your grandma's
ladies who lunch.

I'm young, I'm gorgeous, and
I'm rich and unbothered, baby.

I love my dramatic sleeves.

I've got a tight, short skirt.

It's so camp but still
very refined and gorgeous.

- All I have in my
purse is a magnum.

And I'm not talking
about the ice cream.

- Hey.
- [laughs]

- I'm on my fifth husband,
freshly divorced,

newly engaged, house down.

- I bet she pays
with her gold card.

- Yes, she does.

Up next, Sam Star. Ohh.

- I'm giving you Chanel
inspiration fashion

sketch brought to life.

I'm giving you
rhinestone gingham.

Okay?

- See, now that's what
I call doggy-style.

- Yeah.

- I have Sparky Star
working the runway.

- Oh, ohh.
- [laughs]

She's just like her
mother, well-behaved.

She does tricks,
and she pees everywhere.

[laughter]
- Yay.

- Honey, I'm going to the
nicest Waffle House

that I can find,
and I feel fabulous.

- Bye, bitch.

- I think he made
a little mess.

- I think we all did.
- [laughs]

- [laughs]

[laughs]

Welcome, queens.

Tonight, "Tournament
of All Stars"

rules are in full effect.

I'll name the top two
All Stars of the week,

and each will
receive two points.

Then the top two will lip sync
for their chance to win

$10,000 plus one extra point.

[upbeat music]

Remember, at the
end of this bracket,

the two queens with
the most points will

continue on to the semifinals.

Now, it's time for
the judges' critiques.

First up, Joey Jay.

- Good evening.

- This is really hard,
because everybody

did really good tonight.

But going uptown for
lunch, I believe it all.

Your face looks beautiful.

I wouldn't expect the tan
and the blue, but it worked.

- Very "Dynasty."

Giving you Dominique
Deveraux if she had just

cut somebody in the alley
and took their credit card.

- Well, Joey Jay, I was
gobsmacked by your performance.

- [gasps]
Thank you.

- You earned your
position as a bad bitch.

- AARP,
Metamucil by the guzzle.

I think some of the judges are
going to take offense by that,

but I thought it was brilliant.

I thought your look
was really cool.

I wrote down Ducati the Body
because of that.

It was really, really awesome.

- I am going to say
I will be okay

if I never see another
motorcycle Mugler top

ever as long as I live.

However, that was beautifully
done with the pink

and the black,
and I like it.

It's just one of those
things that's going

to go on the Michelle list.

- [laughs]

- I'm honored.

[laughter]

- Up next, Jasmine Kennedie.

- How do you do?

- [laughs]

- I think this is
really interesting

that you chose this.

And there were two of you
that chose this time period.

- This outfit is so gorgeous,

the details, the ring,
everything about it.

Can't take my eyes off of it.

Couldn't take my eyes off
of you in the challenge

either, because you were
hitting all these Broadway

dance moves, you know.

And that was fun.

- I wasn't sure what to expect.

You know, I don't necessarily
think of you and rap

in the same--
- I get it.

- In the same thing.

But you were
slicing and dicing.

- I'm not even going to
comment on your Kennedy verse.

- ♪ We all heard the trade
didn't like the session ♪

♪ Keep your good eye on me ♪

♪ Baby, learn a lesson ♪

- Sister, I love you.

- Listen, this is a roast.
- It is.

- You are doing what you
were supposed to do.

But I was like, ooh!

- My favorite part, I was
watching you while some

of the girls were rapping.

You were never clocked
out back there.

You were animated.

You were performing
the whole time.

It's a thumbs-up for me.

You were wonderful tonight.

- Thank you,
thank you, thank you.

- Up next, Kennedy Davenport.

- First Lady Davenport,
your rap was just effortless.

There was one point that I
couldn't take my eyes off you,

because while your
sister was rapping,

you were twerking the
whole time behind her.

And I was like,
that's why we're here.

That's a roast.
- She was talking about me.

- She was.
[laughter]

And what better way to get her
back than shaking that ass?

- Yeah, kiss it.

- Okay!

- You were ready to give
it to us Salt-N-Pepa style,

and you did.

Your reads were great,
and it was so funny.

- And the way you used
the stage and the way

you understood
where your camera was,

it was a masterclass
in performing.

That is why you are still
one of the top queens

in this business.

- And this look
tonight, the changing

of the textures
with the sleeves

and the skirt with
the sequin bodice

is so smart and so beautiful.

- Are you stomping out
a cigarette right now?

Is what that is?

- No, it just brings
attention to the shoe.

[laughter]

- Pay attention.
Let me write that down.

- Yes. Yes.

- Up next,
Hershii LiqCour-Jeté.

- You chose a
Gilded Age as well.

I think it's really interesting
how you two came to that.

I think this color looks
really pretty on you.

And the satin is gorgeous.

- Everything from the
headpiece to the waves.

I mean, it's really
beautiful, and it's great.

- You know what, Hershii?

I didn't know what to expect
from you in this Rappin' Roast.

And I have to tell you,
you were giving us "Femminem"

the house down.

- It was so cool,
so chill, like you were

having a conversation with us.

It wasn't like you were trying
to put on some sort of persona.

It was like, I got this.

- You literally did
come out like a ninja.

Those glasses.

I thought you were
Roxanne Shanté.

[laughter]

Because you blew us away.

You were fantastic.

Up next, Shuga Cain.

- I love this outfit.

It reminds me of, like, the
top of the Chrysler Building.

It's very art deco,
and I love a poof--sleeve.

Sleeve. Poof sleeve.

- Well, I'm a big
poof, so I mean.

- Hey, I love it.
- Let's go.

- The color is really, really
interesting and pretty.

What was the thought behind it?

- I was trying to give not your
grandma's ladies who lunch,

this is like new era,
gorgeous, young, sexy.

I'm on my fourth husband.

I've got my prenatals packed,
ready to pop out another one.

- You can still
get pregnant at 47.

- I mean, well, that's not
what this age is giving.

[laughter]

She's, like 27
and still fertile.

- And you looked so cute
in the Rappin' Roast.

I love what you were wearing.

I was just waiting.
I was gearing up.

I was like, come on,
Shuga, come on.

And you came out there, and as
usual, you're almost a little

too nice for me, Shuga.

These bitches deserved
more than you gave them.

- You had some
zingers in there,

but I wouldn't have mind
a couple more

little hoodrat moves,
you know.

- I bet you wouldn't, Jamal.

- I thought you were
fantastic, but you didn't

cut as deep as you could have.

- Okay.

- Up next, Sam Star.

- This look tonight with your
little doggy is adorable.

Ladies who lunch, I think of
the classic kind of Chanel

vintage suit,
and you did it in a very,

very draggy style, which
I want nothing less than.

Personally, for me, I don't
think you needed the hat.

- I think Chanel said that
when you leave the house,

always take one thing off.

And you said, fuck that.

- I wouldn't.

More. It's drag.

- You said, fuck that so
much, I'm going to add a dog.

- Yeah.

- Every time I see you,
I know I'm going to get a show.

With Jasmine, to say that
her moves pack a punch,

but her mug is so hard
I call her Captain Crunch.

- Captain Crunch.
- Baby, no crunch anymore.

- You ate that.

- Thank you.

- You are one
queen who is always

put together even though
you are wearing green chaps.

- Your worst nightmare.

- Yes.

I'm telling you,
this is all coming to a head.

There's going to be a runway
of all the things I hate.

- What was your favorite lyric?

- Shout-out to Joey Jay,
it's giving watered-down.

Go and irrigate the land.

- What does that mean?

- Well, irrigation is like
water used for farming.

- Yeah.

- So it was, like,
clever wordplay.

- But what did it
have to do with Joey?

- It's giving watered-down,
like her drag is watered-down.

- Oh, watered-down.

- Go and irrigate the land.
- I see.

- With the water.

- With the water
used for irrigation.

- Yes.

[laughter]

- We got it out.
- We got to it.

- We got there. We got there.

Thank you, queens.
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage, the
judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

Right, now, just
between us squirrel friends,

what do you think?

Now, we're looking for the
top two All Stars of the Week.

- This is the hardest
decision to make.

But Joey Jay shut it down.

When she said,
"Serving fish, angler."

- Anglerfish.
Anglerfish?

- Angler?

- Pure fire.

I had no idea she
was a lyricist.

- Listen,
Joey Jay ain't playing.

I had no idea she would
come back so strong.

- Of course, that look.

I was unsure about the
beige and the blue.

- I don't know.
I think it was really great.

The marble, the color
combination, the cuffs.

I think she really
sold it tonight.

- Kennedy, the level of
performance is just unmatched.

She's not worried about none
of them hos on the stage.

She knows how to work a
crowd, and that's kind of what

you can't teach somebody.

- I feel like she told a
story tonight from the roast

all the way to the runway.

It felt like we
saw the before her

and the saved her,
which I thought was fun.

- I thought that look
was so beautiful.

- Yeah.

- It was very understated,
comparatively.

So it blended in the
background a little bit for me.

- You know that it was
bugle-beaded, right?

- Comparatively in the lineup.

- I thought all of those
details were extraordinary.

- But Hershii the Stallion.

- I love it.

- She threw chocolate bars,
and then she threw bars.

Hey!
- Let's go, let's go.

There we go.

- I thought her
cadence in the rap

was probably the best
of all the girls.

The clarity and the
flow was magnificent.

- And then she came
out here tonight,

and she chose a Gilded Age
look as well.

That gorgeous color on her.

That satin was so
beautifully done.

She has changed and grown
so much since her season.

- All right, silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my All Stars.

Welcome back, queens.

In the
"Tournament of All Stars,"

if you're not in the top,
you're in the bottom.

Now, based on your
Rappin' Roast performances

and your Ladies Who Lunch
runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

Joey Jay, Kennedy Davenport,

Hershii LiqCour-Jeté,

you were all cooking with gas.

But the top two
All Stars of the week are...

[tense music]

♪ ♪

Kennedy Davenport...

[upbeat music]

And Hershii LiqCour-Jeté.

- Yay.
- Ohh.

- Yeah.

- Get it, bitch.

- [laughs]

- Get it, bitch.

- Sorry.

[laughs]

- Condragulations.

You've each earned two points.

Ladykins, the rest of you may
step to the back of the stage.

- Cheers.
- Thank you.

- Kennedy, Hershii, both of
your roasts were well done.

But tonight,
there can only be one winner.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me,

win $10,000,

and earn a coveted extra point

in the
"Tournament of All Stars."

[dramatic music]

The time has come

for you to Lip Sync

for Your Legacy.

♪ ♪

- This is my first
Maxi Challenge win.

[laughs]

I'm looking over at Kennedy.

I know what she do,
and I know what I can do,

and I'm not scared.

So I hope she's ready,
'cause I am.

- Now I have three
points total.

If I win this lip sync,
I have four.

That will put me in the lead.

Baby, I'm finna
give everything,

including my panties.

Okay?

- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

- ♪ I'd like to propose
a toast ♪

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

- ♪ Here's to the
ladies who lunch ♪

[laughter]

♪ Everybody laugh ♪

[laughter]

♪ Lounging in their
caftans ♪

♪ And planning a brunch ♪

♪ On their own behalf ♪

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

- ♪ Off to the gym ♪

♪ Then to a fitting ♪

♪ Claiming they're fat ♪

♪ ♪

♪ And looking grim ♪

♪ 'Cause they've been
sitting ♪

♪ Choosing a hat ♪

[laughter]

♪ Does anyone
still wear a hat ♪

[laughter]

♪ I'll drink to that ♪

[laughter]

♪ And here's to the
girls who just watch ♪

♪ Aren't they the best ♪

♪ When they get depressed ♪

♪ It's a bottle of scotch ♪

♪ Plus a little jest ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Another chance
to disapprove ♪

♪ Another brilliant zinger ♪

♪ Another reason not to move ♪

♪ Another vodka stinger ♪

♪ Ah! ♪

♪ I'll drink to that ♪

[laughter]

♪ So here's to
the girls on the go ♪

♪ Everybody tries ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Look into their eyes ♪

♪ And you'll see
what they know ♪

♪ Everybody dies ♪

♪ A toast to that
invincible bunch ♪

♪ The dinosaurs
surviving the crunch ♪

♪ Let's hear it for
the ladies who lunch ♪

♪ Everybody rise ♪

♪ Rise ♪

♪ Rise ♪

♪ Rise ♪

♪ Rise ♪

♪ Rise ♪

♪ Rise ♪

♪ Rise ♪

♪ Rise ♪

- Come on, Kennedy!

[laughter and applause]

- Wow.

- All right.

- Whoo, I'll drink to that.

[laughter]

All Stars,
I've made my decision.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Kennedy Davenport,
condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

- Work, Kennedy!
- Whoo!

- You've won
a cash tip of $10,000

plus one extra point.

- Thank you.

- Which gives you a total
of four points.

Sam Star, Jasmine Kennedie,
Joey Jay, and Shuga Cain,

please step to the
front of the stage.

♪ ♪

All Stars, with great power
comes great responsibility.

The bottom four queens will
each receive one point.

But you must give it away
to the All Star you believe

is the MVQ of the week.

Choose wisely, because at
the end of this bracket,

only the two queens
with the most points

will move on to the semifinals.

Now, before you go, let's
take a look at the scores.

Joey Jay and Shuga Cain
each have one point.

Jasmine Kennedie,
you have two points.

Hershii and Sam,
you both have three points.

Kennedy Davenport,
you have four points.

But this game ain't over yet.

Condragulations, All Stars.

And remember, if you can't
love yourself, how in the hell

are you going to
love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

all:
Amen!

- All right,
now let the music play.

- ♪ Good luck and don't
eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck and don't
eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck and don't eff it
up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck and don't ♪

♪ Good luck
and don't ♪

♪ Good luck and don't
eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck and don't
eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck and don't
eff it up, up, up ♪

[rock music]