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I'm here for the show.
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Uh, what?
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You got the wrong place, bud.
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I'm looking for the Meat Man.
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Well, why didn't you say so?
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♪ Oh, don't you want it ♪
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♪ I know you need it ♪
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♪ Kick back and join me
at the Chateau Shorthalt ♪
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♪ A banging nightclub ♪
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♪ You know we got a hot tub,
right, baby? ♪
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Coming right up.
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♪ Come on and join me ♪
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♪ at the Chateau Shorthalt ♪
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♪ Chateau, Chateau, Chateau ♪
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♪ Chateau, Chateau ♪
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♪ Shorthalt ♪♪
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This place is awesome!
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Whew.
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Can't hold those high notes
like you used to, old man.
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You really are the best.
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And don't you forget it, Meaty.
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Well, I'm going back out.
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-Why don't you take a break, and...
-A break?
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Oh. No, no, no, no, no.
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We got a full house. It's the last night
of our Marquesian tour.
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And I haven't even debuted my new song.
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You haven't even finished your new song.
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Whatever. I'll just throw
some "na, na, nas" in the chorus.
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People eat that shit up.
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Mm, without a guitarist?
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It's fine.
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Lionel's auditioning
replacements right now.
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Kale, we're the dream team.
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As long as we don't have to deal
with any unexpected surprises,
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tonight is gonna be perfect.
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Hey, boss, there's a "Vox Magina"
here to see you.
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Well, poop.
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Remember, we need Mythcarver,
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so let's be careful
how we broach the subject.
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We'll simply tell him
the Briarwoods have returned,
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a global conspiracy's afoot, a powerful
archlich is achieving godhood and...
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Darling, there's a reason Scanlan
has been avoiding us for the past year.
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He may need buttering up.
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Oh, I've done that before.
Uh, he prefers oil, though.
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I mean small talk.
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Ease into the whole
"saving the world" bit, all right?
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And what's Plan B when he freaks out
and refuses to come with us?
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Aren't you pumped to see him?
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I mean,
this is the Scan-Man we're talking about.
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Exactly. He runs away.
That's what he does.
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Well, I cannot wait to meet
the legendary Señor Shorthalt.
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You know, we have more in common
than both being in Vox Machina.
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I sang a cappella
for seven years in college.
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Why were you in college for seven years?
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They needed a tenor.
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And a tenor they did receive.
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It's getting worse.
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Just a bit more uncomfortable
since we fought Delilah.
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That flower I read about...
If I can revive it, maybe it could cure...
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Do you really trust something
you found in the Briarwoods' lair?
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If there's even a chance it'll work,
I need to try.
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Oh, fuck my good holes. Why are they here?
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They're your friends. They probably
just came to see you perform.
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No way.
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I know these dickwads.
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They want to loop me
into some suicide mission
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to slay a merman
and steal his magic cock ring.
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Okay, you're the one
who was feeling uninspired, right?
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Maybe you could use some adventure.
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I've done adventure. It sucks.
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You know how hard I've tried
to put all that behind me?
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I thought you liked these people.
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M-Maybe.
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But I'm not exactly
my best self around them.
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My priorities get all thrown out of whack.
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I-I don't want to be that guy again.
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Dad, just talk to them.
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Assholes will always be assholes
until you let them prove different.
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Damn. That's actually great advice.
How are you my daughter?
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-Wait, by "assholes" did you mean...
-Yes, obviously you.
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Hey, hey, hey, sexy people.
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Don't hold your applause,
the main attraction has arrived.
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-You're so... rotund.
-Here comes the boy.
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Scan-man, you got shorter.
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Hey.
Oh, I can't believe you're here.
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No, like, literally.
How the hell did you find me?
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We hit up every spice dealer in Ank'harel
till one blabbed about a certain cabaret
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that appears at a different door
every night.
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Turns out, drug dealers
are quite bribable.
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Hmm.
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And you guys came all this way for me?
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And brought a glittery manservant?
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Manservant, nay.
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I am Taryon Darrington.
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And the only man I serve is the spirit of...
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♪ A cappella, a cappella ♪♪
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Where'd you find this dingus,
a fan contest?
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Uh, Tary's actually proven
quite valuable.
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In fact, we've discovered
a vast network of cultists who...
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Ah, bup-bup-bup-bup-bup.
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Sorry, pal, the Chateau only has one rule.
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Which means
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no banding together
as a ragtag team of misfits,
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no rendezvous with dark sorcerers,
and absolutely
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no plotting to save the world.
I am done with that shit.
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Now, what'd you guys want to talk about?
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Boss? I think I found a guitarist.
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Oh. Oh, that's great.
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Uh, Lionel, give my friends here
all the chicken they want.
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Cut 'em off after two plates.
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What did I say? Ease into it.
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Told you he didn't want to see us.
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I need a shot.
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Me, too. "Manservant..."
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So, uh, how long you been playing?
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Well, I started on the lute,
but I really connect with the guitar.
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Um, and lately, I've been focusing
on my solo career...
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Okay, answer me this. What would you do
if your old band showed up
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and they wanted to get back together,
and you had a lot of hits,
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but they also nearly cost you everything,
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and now, you're in a new band
with your daughter,
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and you're-you're really scared
of fucking it up?
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Do you maybe just want to hear me play?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, you'll-you'll do fine.
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Listen, hang out here
while I work the floor.
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Ah. Doty, take this down.
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At long last, Taryon Darrington met
the enigmatic final member of Vox Machina,
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but Mr. Shorthalt seems to have somehow
taken me for a fool.
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I'm not Doty.
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The day keeps getting worse.
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Look at him. He thinks he's so selfless
and mature because he's a dad.
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I could be a dad.
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I would be the best dad
in the fucking world.
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And I wouldn't abandon my friend
when she needed me the most.
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Yes. You don't need him.
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And neither do I.
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Let's just s-steal Pisscarver ourselves.
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You know, I am drunk enough
to think that's a good idea.
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Come on.
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Let's try this again.
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My way. Scanlan, darling. Yoo-hoo.
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Hmm?
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I know you're busy, but I had to ask,
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the Chateau looks fantastic.
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Did you decorate it yourself?
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Me? No, no.
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Kaylie has a much better sense for style.
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And business. And everything, really.
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You must be so proud of her.
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Honestly, this past year,
Kale and I really connected.
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I wouldn't trade this life for anything.
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Scanlan...
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You made the right choice,
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but we do still miss
that charming face of yours.
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Uh... You know what? It's my place.
I can take a break, right?
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Why don't I pull up a chair
and chill a while?
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That would be wonderful.
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Are we sure we want to do this?
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Try to take him away from his family?
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Mythcarver may be the only thing
that can kill the Whispered One.
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It seems the fate of the world may depend
on that man's disposition.
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We've toured everywhere.
They loved us in Wildemount.
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Played sold-out shows in Issylra.
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Hell, we even did a stint
in the Fey Realm.
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Oh, that reminds me.
I met a friend of yours there, Percy.
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He wanted me to give you something. Here.
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-You should see it in real life.
-Don't go off half-cocked, de Rolo.
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Kind of looks like me.
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Garmelie. How delightful.
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Speaking of horny, nice antlers, Keyleth.
What the fuck is up with that?
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Right. Yeah, they're, um,
they're from my coronation.
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It's no bigs.
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Oh. Yeah. Sorry I missed it.
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Life on the road and all. Was it, uh, nice?
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Until the zombie ninjas
showed up... Ow.
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Classic Vox Mox.
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I do not miss the constant peril.
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Uh, you know what, Scan-Man?
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Fuck it. Why don't we
do something really fun?
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Is that what I think it is?
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We couldn't leave your dealer
empty-handed.
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After all these years, you guys finally
want to do spice with me?
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Hell yeah, let's drink some drugs.
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-Yeah, let's blaze it up.
-Very big into drug culture.
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Fucking amazing.
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Where is it? Come on. In here?
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Uh...
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Ah-ha. Mythcarver.
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-Yah!
-Oh, wow. Well, that's not it.
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-And you might want to wash your hands.
-Ugh!
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Ew...
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Huh...
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What the hell are you doing?
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Do you think she sees us?
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♪ The audience cheers me ♪
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♪ They all want to get near me ♪
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♪ I'm wanted by all ♪
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♪ Wanted by all ♪
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-Oh, no.
-♪ And they can't get enough...
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This is forever, isn't it?
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♪ It's so hard being hot stuff ♪
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♪ I'm wanted by all, wanted by all ♪♪
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You know what?
That-that part could use some harmony.
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Here. Sing it with me.
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♪ I'm wanted by all ♪
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♪ All ♪
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-♪ All ♪
-♪ All ♪
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♪ All ♪
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♪ All ♪♪
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Woof. Trinket could sing that better.
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Ooh. Let me bamf him out.
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Uh, bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah.
Read the sign.
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-No. The other one.
-Oh.
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I can't read.
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Are you stealing from us?
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Wha... No. No. We just came up here
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to-to... f...
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make out.
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Oh. Yes. Oh, how I love soft female lips.
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-I'm so turned on.
-Ugh, gross.
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Also, bullshit.
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You two were looking for something.
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Oh.
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I see.
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Your relationship with Dad is still...
complicated, huh?
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What relationship?
He left us like it was nothing.
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It's obvious he's moved on.
I should do the same.
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Listen, I...
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I don't know why my dad
makes the choices he makes,
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but I know he cares about ya.
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Like, genuinely cares.
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Maybe once.
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Pike.
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Just tell him how you feel.
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Whatever's on your mind,
you don't have to deal with it alone.
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Well, you two finish your moment.
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I'm going to go find a spare closet
to mope in.
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Come on, let's go see Dad.
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All right, check it out.
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It's a Deck of Infinite Posi-titties, right,
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and it...
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Hey, boss. We need you onstage in five.
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Oh. Oh-oh-oh, hey.
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You guys got to see my big finale. Yeah.
When I whip out this baby.
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Blam.
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Wait a minute. You turned
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a Vestige of Divergence into a guitar?
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H-How did...
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Why would...
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How do you still have all your fingers?
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Dis is perfect. Gettin' Mythcarver
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is the whole reason we came here
in the first place.
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I mean, right, guys?
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-Um...
-It's lucky.
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No, Grog,
that's just the, uh, the spice talking.
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Yeah. What he meant was that,
well, we, um...
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Huh. I knew it.
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Scanlan, it's not like that.
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Oh, it's not? It's not?
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You just suddenly wanted to hang out?
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The fact is,
there's a chance to save a lot of people,
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but we can't do it without the sword.
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We can't do it
without you. You're part of this team.
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Team?
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You only kept me around
'cause I make jokes, play songs,
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give you a fancy chateau,
and feed you fucking chicken.
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The truth is,
you don't give a shit about me.
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-That's not true.
-We love you, you asshole.
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Love me? You barely know me.
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Where do I come from? Huh?
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How old am I? What's my mother's name?
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You don't know, do you?
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Some fucking friends.
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Smartest move I ever made
was leaving you behind.
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Dad.
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Lionel, get these chumps out of my bar.
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They're not welcome.
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All right, you heard the little guy.
Get moving.
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You didn't know my mother's name.
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-That was different.
-Was it?
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Dad, I know what it's like
to feel unwanted.
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I felt that way every day of my damn life,
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but then I realized you'd never
get to know me if I kept pushing you away.
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You miss them, and they miss you, too.
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Can't you give them a chance?
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I have a show to do.
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Ladies and gents
and everyone in between,
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Scanlan Shorthalt!
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Okay, before we play our last number,
give it up for Kaylie on flute,
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Dr. Dranzel on fiddle,
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Zedd on drums,
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and on guitar...
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I... didn't get his name. Let's rock!
Two, three, four.
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Whoa.
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Hey, what the hell was that about?
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And who the fuck are you?
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Sorry, Shorthalt.
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This vestige belongs to the Whispered One.
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Lionel, please let us in.
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Things got heated,
but we need to hash it out.
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You want to talk to the Meat Man?
You got to go through me.
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If boss says this door stays shut,
then this door stays shut.
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He's got Mythcarver.
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-What the fuck?
-That's literally why we're here.
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♪ Yeah ♪♪
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What's the plan, guys?
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The only way to fight music is with music.
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♪ Scanlan's hand ♪♪
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I don't know who you work for,
but that sword's mine.
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We'll see.
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♪ Demon's claw ♪
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♪ Out of the shadow, he lifts us up ♪
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♪ The downtrodden masses,
we are his blood ♪
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♪ The war's begun,
and ye shall be judged ♪
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♪ The Children of Truth,
we are his blood ♪
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♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ The Whispered One ♪
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-♪ The Whispered One...
-Fucking shit.
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How is he doing this?
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It's that damned vestige.
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Finally.
This be mine moment. Sunder Stone.
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Idiot. Just let the grown-ups handle this.
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♪ Out of the gutter, no skills or class ♪
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♪ Try to battle me, you can kiss my ass ♪
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♪ Face it, you're jealous, you got
no fans and wish you could do ♪
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♪ What I do with my hands ♪
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♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
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♪ Pathetic one ♪
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♪ You're pathetic, son...
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Ugh. We need to get up there.
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Hey, Sparkle Boy,
can any of those gems give me wings?
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Oh, yes. Animal Amethyst, activate.
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Sit down. You're in timeout.
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Let's handle this, boys. Two, three, four.
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♪ Now be dragged down ♪
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♪ by darkness...
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Can't move.
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♪ Or pledge yourself to him ♪
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Oh, you think you got tricks? Lute solo!
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Ha. That's not rock. This is rock.
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I hoped to battle
the best bard in the land,
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but you're a shell of what you once were.
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And now, it's time for your curtain call.
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Kaylie! No!
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♪ Yeah ♪
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We must fight back. Sing with me.
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
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Nobody touches my instrument.
349
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W-w-wait, behind you.
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We are his blood and cannot be stopped.
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00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:39,375
Fuck a duck.
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00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:43,708
At least he didn't get the sword.
353
00:21:43,791 --> 00:21:46,291
But we have no idea where he went.
354
00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:48,083
Not so. In the heat of battle,
355
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I hit the dastardly diva
with a Turquoise of Tracking.
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The felon fled that way.
357
00:21:52,916 --> 00:21:55,333
Damn, that's a clutch move.
358
00:21:55,416 --> 00:21:59,541
Thanks for saving my bacon back there.
And my kid's bacon.
359
00:21:59,625 --> 00:22:01,500
These idiots are lucky to have you, Jerry.
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Thank you.
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00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:07,416
I really needed to hear that.
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Scanlan, I'm sorry we lied earlier,
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but we only tried to spare your feelings
because we care about you.
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The truth is,
I tried to be rock star Scanlan
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or hilarious Scanlan or lothario Scanlan,
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but I never showed you the real Scanlan
because I didn't know if you'd like him.
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Heck, I'm not sure
I even know who that is.
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00:22:34,291 --> 00:22:37,083
Of course we like him. Warts and all.
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And gods know there are warts.
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00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:45,041
So, does that mean the real Scanlan
is gonna come with us?
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Maybe someday.
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But I think I need some more time
to figure him out.
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A-a-and, hey, when you're done
with your mission or whatever,
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my door's always open for you.
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00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:11,041
Hey, Scanlan? What was your mother's name?
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-Juniper.
-Juniper.
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Sorry I never asked before.
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00:23:23,666 --> 00:23:25,458
Uh, Pike?
379
00:23:25,541 --> 00:23:30,125
They told me about Wilhand
and everything else.
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00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:32,083
I'm sorry I wasn't there for you.
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00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:39,916
Everything's been so fucked up
since you left.
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And it hurt too much to miss you,
so I-I tried hating you,
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and-and that hurt even more, and now...
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00:23:47,083 --> 00:23:51,083
It-It's like I-I don't know
who I am anymore.
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00:23:54,541 --> 00:23:56,791
I know exactly who you are.
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00:23:56,875 --> 00:24:00,416
The only person I would trust with this.
387
00:24:02,291 --> 00:24:07,583
Pike Trickfoot, the badass
who's gonna save the world.
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00:24:23,708 --> 00:24:25,833
♪ Lights down, it's quiet now ♪
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00:24:25,916 --> 00:24:29,708
♪ Anticipation fills the crowd ♪
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00:24:29,791 --> 00:24:33,833
♪ They're waiting for the Meat Man ♪
391
00:24:33,916 --> 00:24:38,833
♪ I take my place onstage ♪
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00:24:38,916 --> 00:24:44,833
♪ The audience cheers me,
they all want to get near me ♪
393
00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:49,916
♪ I'm wanted by all, wanted by all ♪
394
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,458
♪ Yeah, they can't get enough ♪
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00:24:52,541 --> 00:24:55,750
♪ It's so hard being hot stuff ♪
396
00:24:55,833 --> 00:24:58,750
♪ I'm wanted by all ♪
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00:24:58,833 --> 00:25:04,166
♪ Wanted by all ♪♪
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