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(phone ringing)
>> KRIS: Hello?
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>> JOE FRANCIS: Kris, hey, it's
Joe Francis.
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>> KRIS: Joe Francis.
Where are you, honey?
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>> JOE: I'm in jail.
>> KRIS: You're still in jail?
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>> JOE: I am still in jail.
I can't believe it.
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>> KRIS: Oh, my gosh.
Joe, we need to come get you
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out.
(Joe laughing)
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I'm coming over there.
What can we do?
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>> JOE: Well, we launched the
line for the new Ashley Paige
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swimwear,
and I want the girls to possibly
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be the spokesmodels.
>> KRIS: Oh, wow.
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>> JOE: Yeah, I'd like to do
billboards, a print campaign.
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This is like a huge thing.
>> KRIS: It sounds really
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exciting.
I just can't believe you have
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time to do this from jail,
but...
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>> JOE: Well, there's not...
Kris, there's not much to do in
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jail.
>> KRIS: Sometimes people have a
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negative connotation about
but this
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bikini line is so fabulous,
high-end couture bikini line.
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>> JOE: I'd like to send you
guys down to my house in
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Puerto Vallarta.
>> KRIS: Oh, my God.
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That would be so great.
I think all of us could use a
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trip to Mexico.
(chuckles)
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Okay, I have good news.
Joe Francis called and wants you
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girls to do and be the
spokesperson for his new bikini
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line.
>> KHLOE: He's been thinking
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about the Kardashians in jail?
>> KRIS: And he wants you girls
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to go down to his house,
Casa Aramara, all courtesy of
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Girls Gone Wild.
>> KHLOE: The casa?
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>> KIM: We carry Ashley Paige in
our store and it's really cool.
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The line's amazing.
And I'm excited.
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>> KRIS: He wants to do a
billboard, like on Sunset.
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(whooping)
(chattering excitedly)
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>> KIM: As soon as I get a
bikini wax, I'm down.
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>> KHLOE: Kourtney does it
herself.
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She's a He-Man woman hater.
>> KRIS: You're still doing your
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wax by yourself?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah, honey.
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>> KHLOE: Does Bruce know?
>> KRIS: No.
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>> KOURTNEY: I don't know why
Bruce would care.
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>> KRIS: He's really
conservative.
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He's going to have a problem
that you guys are posing in
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bikinis.
>> KIM: We're in swimsuits.
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We're not, like...
>> KOURTNEY: We're not, like, in
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lingerie.
>> KRIS: And I don't want to
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just upset him for no reason.
So let's just not make a big
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deal out of it so he doesn't go
crazy.
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>> KOURTNEY: We'll leave Bruce
up to you.
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>> KHLOE: Yeah, we'll leave
Bruce up to you, 'cause none of
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us...
We're just not going to say a
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thing.
>> KRIS: I just don't want him
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to get upset one more time.
He doesn't, you know...
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>> KIM: His heart can't take it.
He's getting too old.
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BUNIM-MURRAY PRODUCTIONS
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>> KRIS: Well, I was just
talking to the girls and we were
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thinking that maybe we would go
and have a little getaway to
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Puerto Vallarta.
>> BRUCE: Puerto Vallarta?
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>> KRIS: Yeah, you know, we were
thinking we'd have another one
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of our little girls' trips.
Bruce and I have a great
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marriage and a great dynamic,
but sometimes things just work
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out better if he doesn't know
every single detail.
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>> BRUCE: I think it doesn't
make any difference what I
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think, so I'm going to go with,
"Have a wonderful time."
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But you got to be back in time
'cause I have to leave on a
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trip.
(kissing)
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Oh, yeah, right, suck up to me.
>> KRIS: Thank you.
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>> BRUCE: Yeah.
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>> KRIS: (bleeping)
Joe Francis has the most
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beautiful airplane.
It seats 12, it's absolutely
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gorgeous and there's no
security check, no lines and
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nobody to tell you what you can
and can't do.
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A toast to a great family "vaca"
and a fabulous photo shoot and
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Bruce not finding out.
(Kourtney whoops)
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(band playing)
♪ ♪
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(whooping)
(chattering)
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>> KRIS: Kim, there's a spider
on you.
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>> KIM (screams): No, there's
not, Mom.
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>> KRIS: I swear.
>> KIM: Oh, my God!
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>> ROBERT: Get it off of her!
(Kim screaming)
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Get it off, Mom!
Please get it off of her!
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>> KRIS: Kim...
>> KIM: Mom!
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>> ROBERT: Get it off, Mom.
>> KIM: Mom, I'm going to cry.
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>> KRIS: Stop. Stop.
>> KIM: Mom, is there really a
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spider on me?
>> ROBERT: No, it's not.
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It's...
>> KRIS: It's gone.
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>> KIM: In my sweater.
Is there a spider in the
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sweater?
>> KOURTNEY: Kim, the little
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drama queen.
She needs all of that attention.
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>> KIM: I'm fat enough, I don't
need to be put on steroids
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because I got a big spider bite.
>> KRIS: Come on, guys, it's
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going to be all right.
>> KHLOE: Let's go see the
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house.
>> ROBERT: Love the lighting.
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Oh, wow!
>> KIM: This is so beautiful.
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>> BRUCE: So Mom's eating tacos,
you think, in Mexico?
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>> KYLIE: Pretty much.
>> BRUCE: What do you think
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she's doing down there?
(screaming)
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>> Oh, my God! (splashing)
>> KOURTNEY: Jump in.
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>> KRIS: Whoo!
(whooping)
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What's most important now, is
that you guys look your best
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tomorrow.
You've got a big day.
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So let's go to bed.
Come on, guys, let's go.
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(alarm clock blaring)
Makeup and hair is set up
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already.
>> KHLOE: What the (bleep)?
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I have to get up at 6:00 a.m.?
I need (bleep) beauty rest.
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Ashley has lost her (bleep)
mind.
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>> KOURTNEY: Five more minutes.
>> BRODY: Ooh.
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>> BRUCE: See... I'm telling
you.
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>> BRODY: Take you out.
See what you got.
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Let's see what you got.
>> BRUCE: Brody's busy, he's
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working.
So it's great when he comes over
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to the house and we spend a
little time, and I kind of hear
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what's going on in his life.
So what have you been up to?
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>> BRODY: Just chillin'.
That's a lot better than mine.
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>> BRUCE: Easy game.
But see, I work at it, Bro, you
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don't work at it.
>> BRODY: How do you feel about
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Kim being in Puerto Vallarta at
Girls Gone Wild?
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>> BRUCE: They're doing what?!
>> BRODY: She told me she's
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doing some swimsuit modeling
Girls Gone
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Wild.
>> BRUCE: Really?
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>> BRODY: You really didn't
know about this?
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>> BRUCE: No, I didn't.
I thought they were just going
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down there for, you know, like a
vacation.
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Why would Kris want to really
lie about what's going on down
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there?
I'm going to call them.
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Find out what's going on.
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>> KIM: We have to have hair and
makeup done.
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It's, you know, three girls, and
it's been taking (bleep) hours.
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>> BRUCE: I wonder if she can
receive messages 'cause I'm
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leaving a message.
Honey, it's me.
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You don't tell me what's going
on.
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Doing, like, swimsuit pictures.
I'm on my way down there.
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The most frustrating thing in my
life is dealing with Kris.
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You know what, she doesn't tell
me everything.
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I don't know what's going on.
What are you doing?
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Can you watch these kids?
>> BRODY: I've got to go.
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I got plans.
Can I watch this crazy...?
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>> BRUCE: You've got to help me
out.
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>> KHLOE: Why would you tell her
to wear the sarong?
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>> KOURTNEY: Just to cover her
jiggly ass when we're walking
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around.
>> KHLOE: (bleep ) She doesn't
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have a jiggly ass.
It's fine.
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Her ass makes money, honey.
>> KIM: My jiggle is out for the
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world to see.
There's no covering it, honey.
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>> KHLOE: Kourtney is such a
bitch.
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20 minutes before this photo
shoot and she's already giving
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Kim a complex?
I will beat her ass and give her
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a (bleep) complex.
Do not break her confidence
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because you will fail so...
>> KOURTNEY: I said Kim looks
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great, her stomach looks flat.
I just said...
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>> KIM: Yeah, but it looks
cellulite-y.
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>> KOURTNEY: ...cover your butt.
No, your stomach doesn't look
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cellulite-y.
>> KHLOE: No, it doesn't.
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>> KIM: It looks like I have
cellulite all there.
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>> KOURTNEY: No, it doesn't.
I just said...
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>> KHLOE: Just stand like that.
I got yo' back, honey, anytime
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you need it.
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>> BRUCE: Guys, I'm out of here.
>> BRODY: You out of here?
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>> BRUCE: Brod, this is scary
for me to say.
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You're in charge.
>> BRODY: I was thinking, "What
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is this?"
>> BRUCE: Okay, and both you
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girls better be good.
Probably the most important
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thing in my life is to protect
these girls.
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I mean, you see what happened
with Kim and her sex tape.
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They really have to watch what
they're doing because just a
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little thing can get totally
blown out of proportion.
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>> Okay, stand up.
>> ASHLEY PAIGE: This is it,
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guys, this is it.
That's gorgeous.
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>> KHLOE: Our first shot is on
the beach with this huge sand
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castle that's spray-painted
green.
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It is supposed to be really
glamour, over-the-top.
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>> Okay, all right.
>> ASHLEY: All right.
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>> Okay, come on, let's go.
>> ASHLEY: Let's do it.
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Ready?
Ready, guys?
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Sexy, comfortable.
>> Let's do it again.
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I love it right there, that's
beautiful.
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Hold that.
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>> Got to see the coconut.
>> ASHLEY: Yes, oh, I love it,
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Kourtney.
>> Okay, right there, let's do
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it.
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>> KHLOE: Oh, my God.
>> KRIS: (bleep).
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>> BRUCE: Can I talk to you?
>> KHLOE: The photo shoot is a
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wrap, I guess.
>> BRUCE: Why do you guys lie to
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me like this all the time?
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>> BRUCE: Hey, guys.
>> KRIS: Oh, (bleep).
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What are you doing here?
>> BRUCE: Can I talk to you?
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Let's go.
>> KOURTNEY: What is going on?
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>> KHLOE: The photo shoot is a
wrap, I guess.
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>> BRUCE: Why do you guys lie to
me like this all the time?
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I mean, you said you were coming
down here for what, a girl's
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weekend, and you're doing this?
>> KRIS: Well, we were go...
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>> BRUCE: No, Brody tells me
that you're down here doing some
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video.
I left him there with the kids;
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that's how bad it got.
>> KRIS: Everybody stops and I
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am so embarrassed because I can
just feel the tension in the
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air, and I know Bruce is going
to go ballistic.
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>> KOURTNEY: Ashley is very
classy...
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>> ASHLEY: I don't do anything
distasteful...
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>> KOURTNEY: ...and she will
make sure that we are classy.
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>> BRUCE: Yeah, look at Khloe.
That's, that's classy.
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That's real classy, Khloe.
Why don't you ever talk to me?
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Why don't you tell me what's
going on?
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>> KRIS: You're so conservative.
You're always on us to just
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behave a certain way...
>> BRUCE: Well, the high road is
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always the good road.
Isn't that amazing?
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>> KRIS: We're not doing
anything wrong or explicit or
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crazy or...
>> BRUCE: I had a long trip.
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I'm going to go take a shower.
I'll see you in a bit.
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>> KRIS: Glad you're here.
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>> KYLIE: Do you want to play
dress-up?
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>> BRODY: I'm not putting your
little pink hat on.
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>> KENDALL: Yes, you are!
>> KYLIE: Take the hat off.
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>> BRODY: Ow!
Can you relax for five minutes?
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>> KYLIE: We have to go in my
room.
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Come on.
>> BRODY: I'm gonna rip one of
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these dolls' heads off.
>> KYLIE: Let's go, brother from
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another mother.
>> BRODY: Can you just leave me
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alone for five minutes?
>> KYLIE: Ready?
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(Brody yelling, girls giggling)
>> BRODY: I have a question to
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ask both of you.
>> KENDALL: Okay.
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>> BRODY: Why do you want to tie
me up to a stripper pole?
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>> KENDALL: 'Cause you're being
a bad boy.
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>> KYLIE: It's also for
suffocating you.
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>> BRODY: Oh, what, what
happened?
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I got my-- oh, hey.
>> KYLIE: We're not done yet.
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>> BRODY: You guys are bad at
that.
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Okay, no more stripper pole.
>> KENDALL & KYLIE: Yes!
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>> BRODY: No, I-- come on.
>> KYLIE: I'm serious!
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>> BRODY: I played your little
game on the stripper pole.
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I'm over it.
>> KYLIE: Brody, stop it!
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(doorbell rings)
>> BRODY: I just heard the
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doorbell ring.
Doorbell, yes.
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Hey, let go of my shirt, hey,
hey.
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>> KYLIE: I'm answering, I'm
answering.
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>> BRODY: Yes, please, go answer
it.
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Yes!
>> KYLIE: Sorry, Brody's not
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here.
>> FRANKIE: I see him right
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there with-- what's that pink
hat?
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>> KYLIE: My hat.
>> BRODY: I thought you were
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going to bring over some chicks.
>> FRANKIE: I thought you had
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chicks here.
>> BRODY: Oh... here they are.
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>> FRANKIE: Oh, no.
>> BRODY: Hey, you guys, mess
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with him for a little while.
I'm just going to lay down real
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quick.
>> FRANKIE: No, n-n-no, no, no.
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>> KENDALL: Nice glasses.
>> KYLIE: What's your name?
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>> FRANKIE: I'm Frankie.
How are you doing?
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Brody!
>> KYLIE: Frankie.
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>> FRANKIE: Look who's trying to
hit me.
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(smacking)
Oh!
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(girls and Frankie laughing)
(waves crashing)
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>> KOURTNEY: Bruce.
Um, I know that you're mad, but
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I just wanted to say that, um...
>> BRUCE: What did you want to
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say?
>> KOURTNEY: You know that we
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would never do anything that
would make us look not classy,
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and, you know, we're just not
like that.
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>> BRUCE: But, you know, in
today's society, with kind of a
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wild and crazy media and all
this...
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>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
>> BRUCE: ...you got to watch
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what you do.
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
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>> BRUCE: You know, 'cause
you'll pay dearly on the
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Internet and all that junk out
there.
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>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
>> BRUCE: You've got to dearly
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watch what you do.
>> KOURTNEY: This is very
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tasteful, what we're doing.
You know, Ashley Paige is really
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respectful.
>> BRUCE: The problem is,
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primarily with your mother,
that, you know, she's telling me
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that, you know, they were going
away on a girl's weekend.
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>> KOURTNEY: Right.
No, and I get it.
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>> BRUCE: And instead, you know,
you're working down here.
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>> KOURTNEY: Yeah, I mean I
don't think that she should have
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lied to you, but I think that
she did lie because she just
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felt that you would have said,
"No, no, no, you guys can't do
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it."
>> BRUCE: When has that ever
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stopped you?
(Bruce sighs)
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>> BRODY: Let's go by, let's go
to the pool.
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>> KENDALL: Whoo!
>> BRODY: Pool, whoo!
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>> FRANKIE (laughing): Pool
time!
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>> BRODY: Come on, let's go,
let's go.
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>> FRANKIE: Whoo!
>> KENDALL: Whoo!
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>> FRANKIE: Pool time, pool
time.
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One at a time.
>> BRODY: Yeah, be careful.
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>> FRANKIE: Pool, pool, pool.
(Brody and Frankie laughing)
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>> KYLIE: I was just saying...
>> KENDALL: Hey!
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>> BRODY: Yay!
>> KENDALL: Hey!
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I didn't know they were going to
do that.
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>> FRANKIE: Uh-oh.
>> BRODY: Oh, wait, she knows
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how to get in.
>> KYLIE: Go, quick, Kendall!
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>> FRANKIE: Aw, man.
>> BRODY: Let's go hide, let's
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go hide.
(Kylie and Kendall giggling)
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>> KENDALL: Where'd they go?
(sing-songy): Brody.
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>> BRODY: Hey!
Hey!
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Hey!
Ow!
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(Kendall giggling)
>> ASHLEY: We're losing our
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shot.
>> We're losing light.
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>> ASHLEY: Please tell me you're
almost done.
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>> We're losing light.
>> She's almost done.
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Just this last nail.
>> ASHLEY: All right.
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>> KOURTNEY: We have been
shooting all day long.
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You know, working our little
asses off.
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>> I'm nervous that we haven't
got it yet.
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>> ASHLEY: Let's make sure we
get this.
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>> KIM: Ashley wants it done so
fast that she's, you know,
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telling the photographer to do
this and ends up taking his
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little digital camera and starts
snapping her own candids.
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>> ASHLEY: I could do what I
wanna do.
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I'm the designer.
>> I'll be setting the next
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shot.
>> ASHLEY: I hate it.
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>> Really?
Why?
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>> ASHLEY: It's not me.
I don't like it.
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>> KHLOE: Ashley Paige is
driving us all so insane.
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She's stressing all of us out.
>> ASHLEY: All we need is Kim
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right here.
>> Okay so let's go and get Kim.
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>> ASHLEY: I can't keep up with
these girls.
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There are like three of 'em.
They're all over the place.
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>> KOURTNEY: Ashley Paige is
insane.
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I'm ready to shove a taco up her
ass.
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>> KHLOE: I wanna work with a
... designer, you psychotic
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freak.
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Girls Gone Wild
again?
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>> BRODY: Who told you about
Girls Gone Wild?
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>> KYLIE: Isn't it that thing
where like they lift their
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shirts?
Woo! Woo! Woo!
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Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
>> KENDALL: I did that.
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>> BRODY: If I see you lift up
your shirt one more time,
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Girls Gone Wild,
you're gonna be grounded.
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>> KYLIE: Woo, woo, woo.
It's more like a belly button
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show.
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
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Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
>> FRANKIE: What are you doing?
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Girls Gone Wild.
Girls Gone Wild.
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>> FRANKIE: Hold on, hold on,
no, no, no.
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I gotta shoot this.
>> KYLIE: Are you recording?
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>> FRANKIE: I'll shoot it.
is
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like this...
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
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>> FRANKIE: You girls are a
little crazy but, you know what?
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I'm gonna start managing you
girls.
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We're gonna put this like on
YouTube or something 'cause it's
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gonna be amazing.
>> BRODY: What the (bleep) are
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you doing?!
>> FRANKIE: It's their reel,
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bro.
They need a reel.
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>> BRODY: Turn that thing off!
You are not managing my little
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sister on a stripper pole...
>> KYLIE: Yes!
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>> BRODY: ...and as I come in--
>> FRANKIE: I'm doing their
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reel.
>> BRODY: As I come in I hear,
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as I come in I hear...
(mimicking accent): We're gonna
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put this on YouTube or
something.
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No!
No, stop, stop.
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>> KIM: What?!
>> Yeah, isn't that weird?
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>> KIM: It's the end of the day,
we all look like crap and...
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>> Don't you feel like we got
it?
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>> KOURTNEY: Ashley's saying
that the billboard shot has not
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even been done yet.
So we're kind of freaked out.
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>> ASHLEY: We haven't got it
yet.
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You guys, come get in the water!
Have them splashing each other
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and drowning each other towards
the end.
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Come on.
>> KIM: Kourtney, Khloe and I
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are about to pass out.
Hopefully we will pull together
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our inner Beyonce and get the
shot that Ashley wants.
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>> Oh, my God!
>> (screams)
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>> KOURTNEY: We've been working
and shooting all day long.
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So, I really hope we have
Ashley's billboard shot because
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it's too late to do anything now
anyways.
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>> Hey, Ash.
>> Hi.
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>> God, I'm nauseous, literally
nauseous.
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>> Mm-hmm.
>> Do you have any of us lying
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on the thing?
>> Uh...
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>> I love--
>> Love that!
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>> Mm-hmm.
>> Everyone looks so good in
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that picture.
>> Scroll more.
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>> That is so good.
>> Khloe with the coconut.
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>> That's it right there.
>> ASHLEY: I really like this
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for the billboard.
>> You got it.
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>> That is amazing!
>> KIM: Perfect.
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>> KHLOE: Don't you feel more--
like better now?
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>> KIM: We found our shot.
We know we got the billboard and
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we're just so relieved.
Thanks for everything.
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>> KHLOE: That was so fun.
>> ASHLEY: You guys were really
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good sports.
>> KOURTNEY: Thank you.
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Thank you.
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>> BRUCE: I can't believe my
wife of 16 years lied to me.
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This really upsets me.
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>> KRIS: Oh, my God!
Where have you been?
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I've looked for you everywhere.
>> BRUCE: I went for a walk.
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>> KRIS: Yeah.
>> BRUCE: I went for a walk, I
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talked to Kourtney.
Um, you know, mainly it comes
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down to you.
You know, you guys take off like
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this and, um, you know I find
out other things are going on
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and it bothers me.
>> KRIS: It's my fault because I
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wasn't honest with you and I
didn't tell you--
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You know, you're so used to us
girls coming down here for a
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little R & R...
>> BRUCE I don't want to hash it
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all over again.
>> KRIS: I really feel sick over
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this whole situation.
And I've really realized that I
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should never lie to my husband
again.
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And I'm really sorry.
>> BRUCE: So, we move on.
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>> KRIS: I love you.
>> BRUCE: Love you, too.
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>> KRIS: You're kind of stinky.
>> BRUCE: I haven't had my
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shower yet.
>> KRIS: Well, come on upstairs
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and...
>> BRUCE: Yeah...
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>> KRIS: I'll help you.
>> BRUCE: All right.
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>> KRIS: All right, baby.
>> BRUCE: You'll help me with
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the shower?
>> KRIS: Yeah, come on.
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>> BRUCE: Cool.
>> KRIS: Best shower you ever
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had.
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>> BRUCE: It's nice to be down
here in Puerto Vallarta, but you
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know what?
I can't help but think of what's
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going on back at the house.
>> Thank you.
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>> BRUCE: That was very nice of
you.
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We had a great time.
Thank you for all your
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hospitality.
>> Bye-bye.
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>> KRIS: Guys, we're home!
>> BRODY: Yes!
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>> Mommy!
>> KRIS: Hi.
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>> BRUCE: We are back.
>> KRIS: Brody looks really
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happy to see us.
>> BRODY: I haven't changed for
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two days.
>> KRIS: How'd you hold up?
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>> BRODY: These two are a
handful.
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Oh, wait, I mean, no, they're
angels, they're angels.
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Geez.
>> (Kris laughs)
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>> BRUCE: The girls seem to be
fine but Brody seems to be
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really beat up.
It looks like he's had enough
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and ready to go back to his own
life.
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Girls, would you like Brody
every weekend?
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>> Every day!
>> BRODY: On that note, on
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that...
>> Every day.
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>> KRIS: Oh, Brody.
>> BRUCE: Every day.
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>> BRODY: Good to see you.
>> BRUCE: All right, good seeing
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you, too.
>> BRODY: Okay, bye.
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I love you.
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>> KIM: Hey, Joe.
Charlie's Angels.
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>> JOE: Angels, Charlie's in
jail.
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>> KIM: Guys, we have to
breakout Charlie from jail.
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It's our duty.
>> JOE: You want tp come break
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me out, drive on up.
Pull up a pickup to the back and
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I'll jump on.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay.
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>> KIM: I feel like you can't
say that while you're there.
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Won't they get scared?
>> JOE: Yeah, I really think
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that the government's gonna buy
the Kardashian girls coming and
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breaking me out of jail.
>> KOURTNEY: I am so good at
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breaking people out.
Wait, how did you like the
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pictures, do you think we're
sexy?
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>> JOE: I think you're so hot.
I wish I was there.
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>> KOURTNEY: Yeah!
>> KHLOE: What about me?
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Aren't I the prettiest one?
>> JOE: Yes, Khloe, you're the
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prettiest one.
>> KIM: Joe, I--
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>> KOURTNEY: Can you have
visitors?
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Why don't we come visit you?
>> KIM: Why don't we all come
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visit you. Can you have like
five, four visitors at a time?
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>> JOE: You know, I kind of like
talking to you guys like
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Charlie.
>> KOURTNEY: Charlie.
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>> KHLOE: Yeah, we love that
you're Charlie and we're your
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angels.
>> JOE: Let's go, girls.
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I'll be outta here pretty soon.
Bye, guys.
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>> ALL: We love you, Charlie.
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>> BRUCE: Oh, what's this?
Girls Gone Wild...
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is like this...
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
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Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
>> BRUCE: Honey...
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>> KRIS: Yeah?
>> BRUCE: ...come here.
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>> KYLIE: Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
>> Kendall!
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Kylie!
>> KRIS: I'm gonna kill (bleep)
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Brody.
Captioned by
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Media Access Group at WGBH
access.wgbh.org
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Keeping Up
With the Kardashians...
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(phone ringing)
>> This is Michelle calling from
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Playboy.
>> KRIS: I think it would be an
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awesome experience for you.
>> KIM: Can you guarantee that
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I'm not gonna have to take my
clothes off?
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>> BRUCE: She's got a sex tape
Playboy?
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>> KIM: I'm not comfortable
taking my top off.
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>> KRIS: Does she have to take
her clothes off?
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>> HUGH HEFNER: Oh, yes.
That's part of it.
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