1 00:00:09,867 --> 00:00:12,100 (phone ringing) >> KRIS: Hello? 2 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:14,100 >> JOE FRANCIS: Kris, hey, it's Joe Francis. 3 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:17,066 >> KRIS: Joe Francis. Where are you, honey? 4 00:00:17,066 --> 00:00:20,033 >> JOE: I'm in jail. >> KRIS: You're still in jail? 5 00:00:20,033 --> 00:00:22,233 >> JOE: I am still in jail. I can't believe it. 6 00:00:22,233 --> 00:00:24,500 >> KRIS: Oh, my gosh. Joe, we need to come get you 7 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:26,266 out. (Joe laughing) 8 00:00:26,266 --> 00:00:28,500 I'm coming over there. What can we do? 9 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:31,400 >> JOE: Well, we launched the line for the new Ashley Paige 10 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:34,467 swimwear, and I want the girls to possibly 11 00:00:34,467 --> 00:00:36,834 be the spokesmodels. >> KRIS: Oh, wow. 12 00:00:36,834 --> 00:00:39,767 >> JOE: Yeah, I'd like to do billboards, a print campaign. 13 00:00:39,767 --> 00:00:42,000 This is like a huge thing. >> KRIS: It sounds really 14 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,800 exciting. I just can't believe you have 15 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:45,633 time to do this from jail, but... 16 00:00:45,633 --> 00:00:47,934 >> JOE: Well, there's not... Kris, there's not much to do in 17 00:00:47,934 --> 00:00:49,867 jail. >> KRIS: Sometimes people have a 18 00:00:49,867 --> 00:00:51,834 negative connotation about but this 19 00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:56,333 bikini line is so fabulous, high-end couture bikini line. 20 00:00:56,333 --> 00:00:58,934 >> JOE: I'd like to send you guys down to my house in 21 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:01,233 Puerto Vallarta. >> KRIS: Oh, my God. 22 00:01:01,233 --> 00:01:04,100 That would be so great. I think all of us could use a 23 00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:07,467 trip to Mexico. (chuckles) 24 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:10,934 Okay, I have good news. Joe Francis called and wants you 25 00:01:10,934 --> 00:01:15,800 girls to do and be the spokesperson for his new bikini 26 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:18,066 line. >> KHLOE: He's been thinking 27 00:01:18,066 --> 00:01:21,734 about the Kardashians in jail? >> KRIS: And he wants you girls 28 00:01:21,734 --> 00:01:26,066 to go down to his house, Casa Aramara, all courtesy of 29 00:01:26,066 --> 00:01:28,100 Girls Gone Wild. >> KHLOE: The casa? 30 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:30,900 >> KIM: We carry Ashley Paige in our store and it's really cool. 31 00:01:30,900 --> 00:01:32,867 The line's amazing. And I'm excited. 32 00:01:32,867 --> 00:01:35,533 >> KRIS: He wants to do a billboard, like on Sunset. 33 00:01:35,533 --> 00:01:38,834 (whooping) (chattering excitedly) 34 00:01:38,834 --> 00:01:41,100 >> KIM: As soon as I get a bikini wax, I'm down. 35 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:42,834 >> KHLOE: Kourtney does it herself. 36 00:01:42,834 --> 00:01:45,033 She's a He-Man woman hater. >> KRIS: You're still doing your 37 00:01:45,033 --> 00:01:47,033 wax by yourself? >> KOURTNEY: Yeah, honey. 38 00:01:47,033 --> 00:01:49,533 >> KHLOE: Does Bruce know? >> KRIS: No. 39 00:01:49,533 --> 00:01:51,233 >> KOURTNEY: I don't know why Bruce would care. 40 00:01:51,233 --> 00:01:52,333 >> KRIS: He's really conservative. 41 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:54,800 He's going to have a problem that you guys are posing in 42 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,066 bikinis. >> KIM: We're in swimsuits. 43 00:01:56,066 --> 00:01:57,734 We're not, like... >> KOURTNEY: We're not, like, in 44 00:01:57,734 --> 00:01:59,333 lingerie. >> KRIS: And I don't want to 45 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:03,333 just upset him for no reason. So let's just not make a big 46 00:02:03,333 --> 00:02:06,066 deal out of it so he doesn't go crazy. 47 00:02:06,066 --> 00:02:07,533 >> KOURTNEY: We'll leave Bruce up to you. 48 00:02:07,533 --> 00:02:09,800 >> KHLOE: Yeah, we'll leave Bruce up to you, 'cause none of 49 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,533 us... We're just not going to say a 50 00:02:11,533 --> 00:02:13,066 thing. >> KRIS: I just don't want him 51 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:15,600 to get upset one more time. He doesn't, you know... 52 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:20,767 >> KIM: His heart can't take it. He's getting too old. 53 00:02:20,767 --> 00:02:45,166 Captioning sponsored by BUNIM-MURRAY PRODUCTIONS 54 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:47,633 >> KRIS: Well, I was just talking to the girls and we were 55 00:02:47,633 --> 00:02:50,600 thinking that maybe we would go and have a little getaway to 56 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,767 Puerto Vallarta. >> BRUCE: Puerto Vallarta? 57 00:02:53,767 --> 00:02:56,033 >> KRIS: Yeah, you know, we were thinking we'd have another one 58 00:02:56,033 --> 00:02:58,633 of our little girls' trips. Bruce and I have a great 59 00:02:58,633 --> 00:03:01,900 marriage and a great dynamic, but sometimes things just work 60 00:03:01,900 --> 00:03:05,233 out better if he doesn't know every single detail. 61 00:03:05,233 --> 00:03:07,300 >> BRUCE: I think it doesn't make any difference what I 62 00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:11,000 think, so I'm going to go with, "Have a wonderful time." 63 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,066 But you got to be back in time 'cause I have to leave on a 64 00:03:14,066 --> 00:03:14,900 trip. (kissing) 65 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:17,200 Oh, yeah, right, suck up to me. >> KRIS: Thank you. 66 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,967 >> BRUCE: Yeah. 67 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:30,467 >> KRIS: (bleeping) Joe Francis has the most 68 00:03:30,467 --> 00:03:33,467 beautiful airplane. It seats 12, it's absolutely 69 00:03:33,467 --> 00:03:37,333 gorgeous and there's no security check, no lines and 70 00:03:37,333 --> 00:03:45,300 nobody to tell you what you can and can't do. 71 00:03:45,300 --> 00:03:49,667 A toast to a great family "vaca" and a fabulous photo shoot and 72 00:03:49,667 --> 00:04:02,266 Bruce not finding out. (Kourtney whoops) 73 00:04:02,266 --> 00:04:14,967 (band playing) ♪ ♪ 74 00:04:14,967 --> 00:04:20,300 (whooping) (chattering) 75 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:22,300 >> KRIS: Kim, there's a spider on you. 76 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:23,700 >> KIM (screams): No, there's not, Mom. 77 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:25,200 >> KRIS: I swear. >> KIM: Oh, my God! 78 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,033 >> ROBERT: Get it off of her! (Kim screaming) 79 00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:29,533 Get it off, Mom! Please get it off of her! 80 00:04:29,533 --> 00:04:30,433 >> KRIS: Kim... >> KIM: Mom! 81 00:04:30,433 --> 00:04:32,700 >> ROBERT: Get it off, Mom. >> KIM: Mom, I'm going to cry. 82 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:35,133 >> KRIS: Stop. Stop. >> KIM: Mom, is there really a 83 00:04:35,133 --> 00:04:37,033 spider on me? >> ROBERT: No, it's not. 84 00:04:37,033 --> 00:04:38,533 It's... >> KRIS: It's gone. 85 00:04:38,533 --> 00:04:40,700 >> KIM: In my sweater. Is there a spider in the 86 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:43,000 sweater? >> KOURTNEY: Kim, the little 87 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,233 drama queen. She needs all of that attention. 88 00:04:46,233 --> 00:04:48,700 >> KIM: I'm fat enough, I don't need to be put on steroids 89 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:51,166 because I got a big spider bite. >> KRIS: Come on, guys, it's 90 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,233 going to be all right. >> KHLOE: Let's go see the 91 00:04:53,233 --> 00:04:56,300 house. >> ROBERT: Love the lighting. 92 00:04:56,300 --> 00:05:11,633 Oh, wow! >> KIM: This is so beautiful. 93 00:05:11,633 --> 00:05:15,033 >> BRUCE: So Mom's eating tacos, you think, in Mexico? 94 00:05:15,033 --> 00:05:16,734 >> KYLIE: Pretty much. >> BRUCE: What do you think 95 00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:20,734 she's doing down there? (screaming) 96 00:05:20,734 --> 00:05:25,133 >> Oh, my God! (splashing) >> KOURTNEY: Jump in. 97 00:05:25,133 --> 00:05:32,667 >> KRIS: Whoo! (whooping) 98 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:35,800 What's most important now, is that you guys look your best 99 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,967 tomorrow. You've got a big day. 100 00:05:37,967 --> 00:05:48,834 So let's go to bed. Come on, guys, let's go. 101 00:05:48,834 --> 00:05:53,834 (alarm clock blaring) Makeup and hair is set up 102 00:05:53,834 --> 00:05:55,133 already. >> KHLOE: What the (bleep)? 103 00:05:55,133 --> 00:05:59,000 I have to get up at 6:00 a.m.? I need (bleep) beauty rest. 104 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,967 Ashley has lost her (bleep) mind. 105 00:06:01,967 --> 00:06:08,467 >> KOURTNEY: Five more minutes. >> BRODY: Ooh. 106 00:06:08,467 --> 00:06:09,567 >> BRUCE: See... I'm telling you. 107 00:06:09,567 --> 00:06:11,233 >> BRODY: Take you out. See what you got. 108 00:06:11,233 --> 00:06:13,100 Let's see what you got. >> BRUCE: Brody's busy, he's 109 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:14,867 working. So it's great when he comes over 110 00:06:14,867 --> 00:06:17,734 to the house and we spend a little time, and I kind of hear 111 00:06:17,734 --> 00:06:20,433 what's going on in his life. So what have you been up to? 112 00:06:20,433 --> 00:06:25,500 >> BRODY: Just chillin'. That's a lot better than mine. 113 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:27,767 >> BRUCE: Easy game. But see, I work at it, Bro, you 114 00:06:27,767 --> 00:06:29,567 don't work at it. >> BRODY: How do you feel about 115 00:06:29,567 --> 00:06:31,533 Kim being in Puerto Vallarta at Girls Gone Wild? 116 00:06:31,533 --> 00:06:33,600 >> BRUCE: They're doing what?! >> BRODY: She told me she's 117 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:36,066 doing some swimsuit modeling Girls Gone 118 00:06:36,066 --> 00:06:37,734 Wild. >> BRUCE: Really? 119 00:06:37,734 --> 00:06:39,200 >> BRODY: You really didn't know about this? 120 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,033 >> BRUCE: No, I didn't. I thought they were just going 121 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:42,800 down there for, you know, like a vacation. 122 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:46,200 Why would Kris want to really lie about what's going on down 123 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,200 there? I'm going to call them. 124 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:53,100 Find out what's going on. 125 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:59,200 >> KIM: We have to have hair and makeup done. 126 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:03,133 It's, you know, three girls, and it's been taking (bleep) hours. 127 00:07:03,133 --> 00:07:05,600 >> BRUCE: I wonder if she can receive messages 'cause I'm 128 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:07,934 leaving a message. Honey, it's me. 129 00:07:07,934 --> 00:07:09,800 You don't tell me what's going on. 130 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:13,100 Doing, like, swimsuit pictures. I'm on my way down there. 131 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,834 The most frustrating thing in my life is dealing with Kris. 132 00:07:15,834 --> 00:07:17,900 You know what, she doesn't tell me everything. 133 00:07:17,900 --> 00:07:21,000 I don't know what's going on. What are you doing? 134 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,066 Can you watch these kids? >> BRODY: I've got to go. 135 00:07:23,066 --> 00:07:24,934 I got plans. Can I watch this crazy...? 136 00:07:24,934 --> 00:07:37,900 >> BRUCE: You've got to help me out. 137 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:41,533 >> KHLOE: Why would you tell her to wear the sarong? 138 00:07:41,533 --> 00:07:44,467 >> KOURTNEY: Just to cover her jiggly ass when we're walking 139 00:07:44,467 --> 00:07:46,600 around. >> KHLOE: (bleep ) She doesn't 140 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:47,700 have a jiggly ass. It's fine. 141 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:52,100 Her ass makes money, honey. >> KIM: My jiggle is out for the 142 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:55,467 world to see. There's no covering it, honey. 143 00:07:55,467 --> 00:07:57,533 >> KHLOE: Kourtney is such a bitch. 144 00:07:57,533 --> 00:07:59,834 20 minutes before this photo shoot and she's already giving 145 00:07:59,834 --> 00:08:02,767 Kim a complex? I will beat her ass and give her 146 00:08:02,767 --> 00:08:05,266 a (bleep) complex. Do not break her confidence 147 00:08:05,266 --> 00:08:07,700 because you will fail so... >> KOURTNEY: I said Kim looks 148 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:09,133 great, her stomach looks flat. I just said... 149 00:08:09,133 --> 00:08:10,300 >> KIM: Yeah, but it looks cellulite-y. 150 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:11,800 >> KOURTNEY: ...cover your butt. No, your stomach doesn't look 151 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:12,934 cellulite-y. >> KHLOE: No, it doesn't. 152 00:08:12,934 --> 00:08:15,000 >> KIM: It looks like I have cellulite all there. 153 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,834 >> KOURTNEY: No, it doesn't. I just said... 154 00:08:16,834 --> 00:08:20,200 >> KHLOE: Just stand like that. I got yo' back, honey, anytime 155 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:23,000 you need it. 156 00:08:24,867 --> 00:08:28,633 >> BRUCE: Guys, I'm out of here. >> BRODY: You out of here? 157 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:30,133 >> BRUCE: Brod, this is scary for me to say. 158 00:08:30,133 --> 00:08:31,467 You're in charge. >> BRODY: I was thinking, "What 159 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:33,033 is this?" >> BRUCE: Okay, and both you 160 00:08:33,033 --> 00:08:38,567 girls better be good. Probably the most important 161 00:08:38,567 --> 00:08:41,233 thing in my life is to protect these girls. 162 00:08:41,233 --> 00:08:43,400 I mean, you see what happened with Kim and her sex tape. 163 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:45,934 They really have to watch what they're doing because just a 164 00:08:45,934 --> 00:08:52,400 little thing can get totally blown out of proportion. 165 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:55,934 >> Okay, stand up. >> ASHLEY PAIGE: This is it, 166 00:08:55,934 --> 00:09:00,166 guys, this is it. That's gorgeous. 167 00:09:00,166 --> 00:09:03,000 >> KHLOE: Our first shot is on the beach with this huge sand 168 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,033 castle that's spray-painted green. 169 00:09:06,033 --> 00:09:17,066 It is supposed to be really glamour, over-the-top. 170 00:09:17,066 --> 00:09:20,166 >> Okay, all right. >> ASHLEY: All right. 171 00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:21,867 >> Okay, come on, let's go. >> ASHLEY: Let's do it. 172 00:09:21,867 --> 00:09:22,567 Ready? Ready, guys? 173 00:09:22,567 --> 00:09:24,166 Sexy, comfortable. >> Let's do it again. 174 00:09:24,166 --> 00:09:25,767 I love it right there, that's beautiful. 175 00:09:25,767 --> 00:09:28,367 Hold that. 176 00:09:31,834 --> 00:09:35,166 >> Got to see the coconut. >> ASHLEY: Yes, oh, I love it, 177 00:09:35,166 --> 00:09:36,367 Kourtney. >> Okay, right there, let's do 178 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:38,734 it. 179 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:48,066 >> KHLOE: Oh, my God. >> KRIS: (bleep). 180 00:09:48,066 --> 00:09:50,700 >> BRUCE: Can I talk to you? >> KHLOE: The photo shoot is a 181 00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:52,233 wrap, I guess. >> BRUCE: Why do you guys lie to 182 00:09:52,233 --> 00:09:54,100 me like this all the time? 183 00:10:01,633 --> 00:10:04,934 >> BRUCE: Hey, guys. >> KRIS: Oh, (bleep). 184 00:10:04,934 --> 00:10:07,767 What are you doing here? >> BRUCE: Can I talk to you? 185 00:10:07,767 --> 00:10:09,934 Let's go. >> KOURTNEY: What is going on? 186 00:10:09,934 --> 00:10:11,834 >> KHLOE: The photo shoot is a wrap, I guess. 187 00:10:11,834 --> 00:10:14,200 >> BRUCE: Why do you guys lie to me like this all the time? 188 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:17,567 I mean, you said you were coming down here for what, a girl's 189 00:10:17,567 --> 00:10:19,734 weekend, and you're doing this? >> KRIS: Well, we were go... 190 00:10:19,734 --> 00:10:22,200 >> BRUCE: No, Brody tells me that you're down here doing some 191 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,033 video. I left him there with the kids; 192 00:10:24,033 --> 00:10:26,500 that's how bad it got. >> KRIS: Everybody stops and I 193 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:29,834 am so embarrassed because I can just feel the tension in the 194 00:10:29,834 --> 00:10:33,467 air, and I know Bruce is going to go ballistic. 195 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,033 >> KOURTNEY: Ashley is very classy... 196 00:10:35,033 --> 00:10:37,000 >> ASHLEY: I don't do anything distasteful... 197 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,367 >> KOURTNEY: ...and she will make sure that we are classy. 198 00:10:40,367 --> 00:10:42,467 >> BRUCE: Yeah, look at Khloe. That's, that's classy. 199 00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:45,433 That's real classy, Khloe. Why don't you ever talk to me? 200 00:10:45,433 --> 00:10:47,233 Why don't you tell me what's going on? 201 00:10:47,233 --> 00:10:49,834 >> KRIS: You're so conservative. You're always on us to just 202 00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:51,767 behave a certain way... >> BRUCE: Well, the high road is 203 00:10:51,767 --> 00:10:53,367 always the good road. Isn't that amazing? 204 00:10:53,367 --> 00:10:56,000 >> KRIS: We're not doing anything wrong or explicit or 205 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,934 crazy or... >> BRUCE: I had a long trip. 206 00:10:57,934 --> 00:11:00,900 I'm going to go take a shower. I'll see you in a bit. 207 00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:03,567 >> KRIS: Glad you're here. 208 00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:08,166 >> KYLIE: Do you want to play dress-up? 209 00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:10,000 >> BRODY: I'm not putting your little pink hat on. 210 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,033 >> KENDALL: Yes, you are! >> KYLIE: Take the hat off. 211 00:11:12,033 --> 00:11:13,700 >> BRODY: Ow! Can you relax for five minutes? 212 00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:15,066 >> KYLIE: We have to go in my room. 213 00:11:15,066 --> 00:11:16,333 Come on. >> BRODY: I'm gonna rip one of 214 00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:18,533 these dolls' heads off. >> KYLIE: Let's go, brother from 215 00:11:18,533 --> 00:11:20,166 another mother. >> BRODY: Can you just leave me 216 00:11:20,166 --> 00:11:22,567 alone for five minutes? >> KYLIE: Ready? 217 00:11:22,567 --> 00:11:25,467 (Brody yelling, girls giggling) >> BRODY: I have a question to 218 00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,400 ask both of you. >> KENDALL: Okay. 219 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,400 >> BRODY: Why do you want to tie me up to a stripper pole? 220 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,266 >> KENDALL: 'Cause you're being a bad boy. 221 00:11:31,266 --> 00:11:33,266 >> KYLIE: It's also for suffocating you. 222 00:11:33,266 --> 00:11:34,700 >> BRODY: Oh, what, what happened? 223 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:36,266 I got my-- oh, hey. >> KYLIE: We're not done yet. 224 00:11:36,266 --> 00:11:37,500 >> BRODY: You guys are bad at that. 225 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:38,867 Okay, no more stripper pole. >> KENDALL and KYLIE: Yes! 226 00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:40,266 >> BRODY: No, I-- come on. >> KYLIE: I'm serious! 227 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:41,800 >> BRODY: I played your little game on the stripper pole. 228 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:42,900 I'm over it. >> KYLIE: Brody, stop it! 229 00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:44,166 (doorbell rings) >> BRODY: I just heard the 230 00:11:44,166 --> 00:11:46,900 doorbell ring. Doorbell, yes. 231 00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:48,667 Hey, let go of my shirt, hey, hey. 232 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,500 >> KYLIE: I'm answering, I'm answering. 233 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,333 >> BRODY: Yes, please, go answer it. 234 00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:53,467 Yes! >> KYLIE: Sorry, Brody's not 235 00:11:53,467 --> 00:11:55,500 here. >> FRANKIE: I see him right 236 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:56,800 there with-- what's that pink hat? 237 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,066 >> KYLIE: My hat. >> BRODY: I thought you were 238 00:11:58,066 --> 00:11:59,767 going to bring over some chicks. >> FRANKIE: I thought you had 239 00:11:59,767 --> 00:12:03,734 chicks here. >> BRODY: Oh... here they are. 240 00:12:03,734 --> 00:12:06,033 >> FRANKIE: Oh, no. >> BRODY: Hey, you guys, mess 241 00:12:06,033 --> 00:12:08,300 with him for a little while. I'm just going to lay down real 242 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:09,967 quick. >> FRANKIE: No, n-n-no, no, no. 243 00:12:09,967 --> 00:12:12,633 >> KENDALL: Nice glasses. >> KYLIE: What's your name? 244 00:12:12,633 --> 00:12:14,934 >> FRANKIE: I'm Frankie. How are you doing? 245 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:18,433 Brody! >> KYLIE: Frankie. 246 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:20,433 >> FRANKIE: Look who's trying to hit me. 247 00:12:20,433 --> 00:12:21,166 (smacking) Oh! 248 00:12:21,166 --> 00:12:27,633 (girls and Frankie laughing) (waves crashing) 249 00:12:27,633 --> 00:12:32,867 >> KOURTNEY: Bruce. Um, I know that you're mad, but 250 00:12:32,867 --> 00:12:35,400 I just wanted to say that, um... >> BRUCE: What did you want to 251 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,600 say? >> KOURTNEY: You know that we 252 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,967 would never do anything that would make us look not classy, 253 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:42,667 and, you know, we're just not like that. 254 00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:44,367 >> BRUCE: But, you know, in today's society, with kind of a 255 00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:45,633 wild and crazy media and all this... 256 00:12:45,633 --> 00:12:46,900 >> KOURTNEY: Yeah. >> BRUCE: ...you got to watch 257 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:47,867 what you do. >> KOURTNEY: Yeah. 258 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,367 >> BRUCE: You know, 'cause you'll pay dearly on the 259 00:12:49,367 --> 00:12:51,000 Internet and all that junk out there. 260 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,300 >> KOURTNEY: Yeah. >> BRUCE: You've got to dearly 261 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,934 watch what you do. >> KOURTNEY: This is very 262 00:12:54,934 --> 00:12:57,500 tasteful, what we're doing. You know, Ashley Paige is really 263 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,700 respectful. >> BRUCE: The problem is, 264 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:03,100 primarily with your mother, that, you know, she's telling me 265 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:05,233 that, you know, they were going away on a girl's weekend. 266 00:13:05,233 --> 00:13:06,533 >> KOURTNEY: Right. No, and I get it. 267 00:13:06,533 --> 00:13:08,834 >> BRUCE: And instead, you know, you're working down here. 268 00:13:08,834 --> 00:13:11,333 >> KOURTNEY: Yeah, I mean I don't think that she should have 269 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:15,600 lied to you, but I think that she did lie because she just 270 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:18,133 felt that you would have said, "No, no, no, you guys can't do 271 00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:19,166 it." >> BRUCE: When has that ever 272 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:24,667 stopped you? (Bruce sighs) 273 00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:29,633 >> BRODY: Let's go by, let's go to the pool. 274 00:13:29,633 --> 00:13:32,100 >> KENDALL: Whoo! >> BRODY: Pool, whoo! 275 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,433 >> FRANKIE (laughing): Pool time! 276 00:13:33,433 --> 00:13:34,633 >> BRODY: Come on, let's go, let's go. 277 00:13:34,633 --> 00:13:35,800 >> FRANKIE: Whoo! >> KENDALL: Whoo! 278 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,200 >> FRANKIE: Pool time, pool time. 279 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,800 One at a time. >> BRODY: Yeah, be careful. 280 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,767 >> FRANKIE: Pool, pool, pool. (Brody and Frankie laughing) 281 00:13:41,767 --> 00:13:44,500 >> KYLIE: I was just saying... >> KENDALL: Hey! 282 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,967 >> BRODY: Yay! >> KENDALL: Hey! 283 00:13:46,967 --> 00:13:49,367 I didn't know they were going to do that. 284 00:13:49,367 --> 00:13:50,700 >> FRANKIE: Uh-oh. >> BRODY: Oh, wait, she knows 285 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:52,367 how to get in. >> KYLIE: Go, quick, Kendall! 286 00:13:52,367 --> 00:13:55,400 >> FRANKIE: Aw, man. >> BRODY: Let's go hide, let's 287 00:13:55,400 --> 00:14:00,300 go hide. (Kylie and Kendall giggling) 288 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:08,467 >> KENDALL: Where'd they go? (sing-songy): Brody. 289 00:14:08,467 --> 00:14:12,033 >> BRODY: Hey! Hey! 290 00:14:12,033 --> 00:14:13,767 Hey! Ow! 291 00:14:13,767 --> 00:14:17,367 (Kendall giggling) >> ASHLEY: We're losing our 292 00:14:17,367 --> 00:14:18,467 shot. >> We're losing light. 293 00:14:18,467 --> 00:14:19,934 >> ASHLEY: Please tell me you're almost done. 294 00:14:19,934 --> 00:14:21,200 >> We're losing light. >> She's almost done. 295 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,767 Just this last nail. >> ASHLEY: All right. 296 00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:26,200 >> KOURTNEY: We have been shooting all day long. 297 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,700 You know, working our little asses off. 298 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:31,266 >> I'm nervous that we haven't got it yet. 299 00:14:31,266 --> 00:14:32,967 >> ASHLEY: Let's make sure we get this. 300 00:14:32,967 --> 00:14:35,667 >> KIM: Ashley wants it done so fast that she's, you know, 301 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:38,400 telling the photographer to do this and ends up taking his 302 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:41,033 little digital camera and starts snapping her own candids. 303 00:14:41,033 --> 00:14:42,900 >> ASHLEY: I could do what I wanna do. 304 00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,767 I'm the designer. >> I'll be setting the next 305 00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:48,133 shot. >> ASHLEY: I hate it. 306 00:14:48,133 --> 00:14:49,133 >> Really? Why? 307 00:14:49,133 --> 00:14:50,934 >> ASHLEY: It's not me. I don't like it. 308 00:14:50,934 --> 00:14:53,567 >> KHLOE: Ashley Paige is driving us all so insane. 309 00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:56,033 She's stressing all of us out. >> ASHLEY: All we need is Kim 310 00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:57,900 right here. >> Okay so let's go and get Kim. 311 00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:59,567 >> ASHLEY: I can't keep up with these girls. 312 00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:01,867 There are like three of 'em. They're all over the place. 313 00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:03,900 >> KOURTNEY: Ashley Paige is insane. 314 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:11,166 I'm ready to shove a taco up her ass. 315 00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:14,367 >> KHLOE: I wanna work with a ... designer, you psychotic 316 00:15:14,367 --> 00:15:16,233 freak. 317 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,967 Girls Gone Wild again? 318 00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:24,834 >> BRODY: Who told you about Girls Gone Wild? 319 00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:26,900 >> KYLIE: Isn't it that thing where like they lift their 320 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,900 shirts? Woo! Woo! Woo! 321 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:31,633 Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! >> KENDALL: I did that. 322 00:15:31,633 --> 00:15:34,300 >> BRODY: If I see you lift up your shirt one more time, 323 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,066 Girls Gone Wild, you're gonna be grounded. 324 00:15:36,066 --> 00:15:38,233 >> KYLIE: Woo, woo, woo. It's more like a belly button 325 00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:40,700 show. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! 326 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:46,734 Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! >> FRANKIE: What are you doing? 327 00:15:46,734 --> 00:15:49,467 Girls Gone Wild. Girls Gone Wild. 328 00:15:49,467 --> 00:15:51,133 >> FRANKIE: Hold on, hold on, no, no, no. 329 00:15:51,133 --> 00:15:53,667 I gotta shoot this. >> KYLIE: Are you recording? 330 00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:58,567 >> FRANKIE: I'll shoot it. is 331 00:15:58,567 --> 00:16:03,967 like this... Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! 332 00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:06,667 >> FRANKIE: You girls are a little crazy but, you know what? 333 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,500 I'm gonna start managing you girls. 334 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,967 We're gonna put this like on YouTube or something 'cause it's 335 00:16:10,967 --> 00:16:14,033 gonna be amazing. >> BRODY: What the (bleep) are 336 00:16:14,033 --> 00:16:15,867 you doing?! >> FRANKIE: It's their reel, 337 00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:17,367 bro. They need a reel. 338 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,633 >> BRODY: Turn that thing off! You are not managing my little 339 00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:21,133 sister on a stripper pole... >> KYLIE: Yes! 340 00:16:21,133 --> 00:16:23,200 >> BRODY: ...and as I come in-- >> FRANKIE: I'm doing their 341 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,567 reel. >> BRODY: As I come in I hear, 342 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,300 as I come in I hear... (mimicking accent): We're gonna 343 00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:27,834 put this on YouTube or something. 344 00:16:27,834 --> 00:16:38,500 No! No, stop, stop. 345 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,667 >> KIM: What?! >> Yeah, isn't that weird? 346 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:44,333 >> KIM: It's the end of the day, we all look like crap and... 347 00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:46,533 >> Don't you feel like we got it? 348 00:16:46,533 --> 00:16:49,200 >> KOURTNEY: Ashley's saying that the billboard shot has not 349 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:52,533 even been done yet. So we're kind of freaked out. 350 00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:54,700 >> ASHLEY: We haven't got it yet. 351 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:58,900 You guys, come get in the water! Have them splashing each other 352 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:01,533 and drowning each other towards the end. 353 00:17:01,533 --> 00:17:03,233 Come on. >> KIM: Kourtney, Khloe and I 354 00:17:03,233 --> 00:17:06,700 are about to pass out. Hopefully we will pull together 355 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:11,800 our inner Beyonce and get the shot that Ashley wants. 356 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:17,367 >> Oh, my God! >> (screams) 357 00:17:17,367 --> 00:17:20,700 >> KOURTNEY: We've been working and shooting all day long. 358 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:23,934 So, I really hope we have Ashley's billboard shot because 359 00:17:23,934 --> 00:17:26,333 it's too late to do anything now anyways. 360 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:30,200 >> Hey, Ash. >> Hi. 361 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:34,667 >> God, I'm nauseous, literally nauseous. 362 00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:36,767 >> Mm-hmm. >> Do you have any of us lying 363 00:17:36,767 --> 00:17:39,133 on the thing? >> Uh... 364 00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:40,533 >> I love-- >> Love that! 365 00:17:40,533 --> 00:17:41,934 >> Mm-hmm. >> Everyone looks so good in 366 00:17:41,934 --> 00:17:43,300 that picture. >> Scroll more. 367 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,333 >> That is so good. >> Khloe with the coconut. 368 00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:47,834 >> That's it right there. >> ASHLEY: I really like this 369 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,433 for the billboard. >> You got it. 370 00:17:49,433 --> 00:17:51,333 >> That is amazing! >> KIM: Perfect. 371 00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:53,233 >> KHLOE: Don't you feel more-- like better now? 372 00:17:53,233 --> 00:17:55,700 >> KIM: We found our shot. We know we got the billboard and 373 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,367 we're just so relieved. Thanks for everything. 374 00:17:58,367 --> 00:18:00,500 >> KHLOE: That was so fun. >> ASHLEY: You guys were really 375 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,066 good sports. >> KOURTNEY: Thank you. 376 00:18:03,066 --> 00:18:04,934 Thank you. 377 00:18:14,767 --> 00:18:19,166 >> BRUCE: I can't believe my wife of 16 years lied to me. 378 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:22,033 This really upsets me. 379 00:18:33,467 --> 00:18:36,367 >> KRIS: Oh, my God! Where have you been? 380 00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:39,400 I've looked for you everywhere. >> BRUCE: I went for a walk. 381 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,266 >> KRIS: Yeah. >> BRUCE: I went for a walk, I 382 00:18:41,266 --> 00:18:44,433 talked to Kourtney. Um, you know, mainly it comes 383 00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:46,500 down to you. You know, you guys take off like 384 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:50,533 this and, um, you know I find out other things are going on 385 00:18:50,533 --> 00:18:55,567 and it bothers me. >> KRIS: It's my fault because I 386 00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:57,834 wasn't honest with you and I didn't tell you-- 387 00:18:57,834 --> 00:19:01,600 You know, you're so used to us girls coming down here for a 388 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,667 little R and R... >> BRUCE I don't want to hash it 389 00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:06,700 all over again. >> KRIS: I really feel sick over 390 00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:09,266 this whole situation. And I've really realized that I 391 00:19:09,266 --> 00:19:12,000 should never lie to my husband again. 392 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:16,433 And I'm really sorry. >> BRUCE: So, we move on. 393 00:19:16,433 --> 00:19:18,633 >> KRIS: I love you. >> BRUCE: Love you, too. 394 00:19:18,633 --> 00:19:20,500 >> KRIS: You're kind of stinky. >> BRUCE: I haven't had my 395 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,000 shower yet. >> KRIS: Well, come on upstairs 396 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:22,800 and... >> BRUCE: Yeah... 397 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,000 >> KRIS: I'll help you. >> BRUCE: All right. 398 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,433 >> KRIS: All right, baby. >> BRUCE: You'll help me with 399 00:19:25,433 --> 00:19:26,967 the shower? >> KRIS: Yeah, come on. 400 00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:28,467 >> BRUCE: Cool. >> KRIS: Best shower you ever 401 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,333 had. 402 00:19:35,233 --> 00:19:37,767 >> BRUCE: It's nice to be down here in Puerto Vallarta, but you 403 00:19:37,767 --> 00:19:39,700 know what? I can't help but think of what's 404 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,400 going on back at the house. >> Thank you. 405 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:42,900 >> BRUCE: That was very nice of you. 406 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,967 We had a great time. Thank you for all your 407 00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:55,500 hospitality. >> Bye-bye. 408 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,967 >> KRIS: Guys, we're home! >> BRODY: Yes! 409 00:19:57,967 --> 00:20:00,300 >> Mommy! >> KRIS: Hi. 410 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,433 >> BRUCE: We are back. >> KRIS: Brody looks really 411 00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:05,533 happy to see us. >> BRODY: I haven't changed for 412 00:20:05,533 --> 00:20:07,967 two days. >> KRIS: How'd you hold up? 413 00:20:07,967 --> 00:20:10,567 >> BRODY: These two are a handful. 414 00:20:10,567 --> 00:20:12,467 Oh, wait, I mean, no, they're angels, they're angels. 415 00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:14,000 Geez. >> (Kris laughs) 416 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,567 >> BRUCE: The girls seem to be fine but Brody seems to be 417 00:20:16,567 --> 00:20:18,900 really beat up. It looks like he's had enough 418 00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:21,800 and ready to go back to his own life. 419 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,667 Girls, would you like Brody every weekend? 420 00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:25,300 >> Every day! >> BRODY: On that note, on 421 00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:26,400 that... >> Every day. 422 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,734 >> KRIS: Oh, Brody. >> BRUCE: Every day. 423 00:20:27,734 --> 00:20:29,800 >> BRODY: Good to see you. >> BRUCE: All right, good seeing 424 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,133 you, too. >> BRODY: Okay, bye. 425 00:20:32,133 --> 00:20:34,000 I love you. 426 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:39,166 >> KIM: Hey, Joe. Charlie's Angels. 427 00:20:39,166 --> 00:20:41,500 >> JOE: Angels, Charlie's in jail. 428 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:44,033 >> KIM: Guys, we have to breakout Charlie from jail. 429 00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:46,133 It's our duty. >> JOE: You want tp come break 430 00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:49,500 me out, drive on up. Pull up a pickup to the back and 431 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,633 I'll jump on. >> KOURTNEY: Okay. 432 00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:52,967 >> KIM: I feel like you can't say that while you're there. 433 00:20:52,967 --> 00:20:54,900 Won't they get scared? >> JOE: Yeah, I really think 434 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:57,266 that the government's gonna buy the Kardashian girls coming and 435 00:20:57,266 --> 00:20:59,533 breaking me out of jail. >> KOURTNEY: I am so good at 436 00:20:59,533 --> 00:21:01,967 breaking people out. Wait, how did you like the 437 00:21:01,967 --> 00:21:04,000 pictures, do you think we're sexy? 438 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,133 >> JOE: I think you're so hot. I wish I was there. 439 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,633 >> KOURTNEY: Yeah! >> KHLOE: What about me? 440 00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:10,934 Aren't I the prettiest one? >> JOE: Yes, Khloe, you're the 441 00:21:10,934 --> 00:21:12,000 prettiest one. >> KIM: Joe, I-- 442 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,200 >> KOURTNEY: Can you have visitors? 443 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,500 Why don't we come visit you? >> KIM: Why don't we all come 444 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,800 visit you. Can you have like five, four visitors at a time? 445 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,900 >> JOE: You know, I kind of like talking to you guys like 446 00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:20,934 Charlie. >> KOURTNEY: Charlie. 447 00:21:20,934 --> 00:21:23,367 >> KHLOE: Yeah, we love that you're Charlie and we're your 448 00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:25,433 angels. >> JOE: Let's go, girls. 449 00:21:25,433 --> 00:21:27,900 I'll be outta here pretty soon. Bye, guys. 450 00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:30,767 >> ALL: We love you, Charlie. 451 00:21:32,567 --> 00:21:38,200 >> BRUCE: Oh, what's this? Girls Gone Wild... 452 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:43,400 is like this... Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! 453 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,066 Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! >> BRUCE: Honey... 454 00:21:46,066 --> 00:21:47,633 >> KRIS: Yeah? >> BRUCE: ...come here. 455 00:21:47,633 --> 00:21:51,000 >> KYLIE: Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! >> Kendall! 456 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,867 Kylie! >> KRIS: I'm gonna kill (bleep) 457 00:21:52,867 --> 00:21:54,200 Brody. Captioned by 458 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:57,767 Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 459 00:21:57,767 --> 00:21:59,533 Keeping Up With the Kardashians... 460 00:21:59,533 --> 00:22:01,300 (phone ringing) >> This is Michelle calling from 461 00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:03,133 Playboy. >> KRIS: I think it would be an 462 00:22:03,133 --> 00:22:05,233 awesome experience for you. >> KIM: Can you guarantee that 463 00:22:05,233 --> 00:22:07,100 I'm not gonna have to take my clothes off? 464 00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:09,767 >> BRUCE: She's got a sex tape Playboy? 465 00:22:09,767 --> 00:22:11,834 >> KIM: I'm not comfortable taking my top off. 466 00:22:11,834 --> 00:22:14,066 >> KRIS: Does she have to take her clothes off? 467 00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:16,900 >> HUGH HEFNER: Oh, yes. That's part of it.