All language subtitles for Abbott.And.Costello.Lost.In.Alaska.1952.720p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG

Hey hey!

Hey don't, stop, don't do that!

Where do you think you're going?

Hey look,

that guy is getting ready
to jump into the water.

After all I'm a scout
ranger and a scout ranger

never turns his back on a call of duty.

A scout ranger is
trustworthy, loyal, helpful.

There he goes.

Kind, obedient, cheerful,
thrifty, brave, clean, reverent,

and must do a good deed every day.

Don't go away, don't go
away, I'll be right there.

What are you doing in that boat?

They guy you want to save is in the water.

=t don't want to be saved.

There he is, go after
him, go get him, go ahead.

Keep calm, keep calm, I'm coming.

Be right there, stay there boy,

keep calm, I'm gonna get him.

Hey hey, the boat is
sinking, the boat is sinking.

I think I got a submarine.

Help Mel!

Go away, mind your own
business, I want to drown.

- Give me.
- Where'd he go?

Stay there he'll be
right out, stay there.

There he is.

I got him, I got him.

Let me go, let me go.

I got a right to drown
myself, it's a free country.

Let me go.

= you want to catch cold in this water?

Help me with.

What's the matter?

This guy's heavy.

He's got lead in his pockets or something.

Well, get the lead out.

Oh so that's what your after, my gold.

All right take it and let me drown.

Hey Tom look, it's
gold, he's loaded with it.

I've gold in my pocket.

I don't want to
be saved, I want to drown.

Come on get up.

I haven't got anything to live for.

Nothing to live for?

Man with all that gold you've got.

Nothing means anything
for me without rosette.

Rosette, who in the world is she?

= rosette?

Yes.

She's the most beautiful
creature in the Yukon.

She once loved me, now she hates me.

I can't get her out of my
mind, no matter how I try.

My life's not worth living.

Let me go!

No you don't, no you
don't, no you don't.

Take it easy buddy take it easy.

Calm down.

George, what kind of a guy is he?

What are you doing George,
what are you doing?

I'm going down for the third time.

There bring that rope.

Tie that rope around
you, tie it around you.

= pull it up, pull it up.

That a boy.

Let the rope loose.

Hold on, hold on there
kid come on, at a boy.

Come on, come on George.

Come on boy.

No you don't, now you hold still.

Got enough trouble here, come on, come on.

Where's the gold, where?

In my pants.

Where's you pants?

= down there.

Get that gold.

Listen now take it easy, take
it easy, don't lose the gold.

Why keep me in this agony?

You should have let me drown.

Drown, with all this gold?

I mean nugget Joe, you've got everything

in the world to live for, the
richest gold mine in Alaska.

Why with that kind of money
you can get any girl you want.

Why worry about that one girl?

I don't want any girl.

T want rosette.

I want to go to sleep, I'm tired.

Stop that.

Thinking of yourself,
I'm ashamed of you George

at the time like this here.

We've got to cheer up nugget Joe.

What kind of a scout ranger are you?

= tired one.

Never mind that, we've got
to make nugget Joe laugh.

Nugget Joe when we get
through entertaining you,

you'll be walking on the clouds
and singing like a bluebird.

Come on, now let's give
them the old routine

that we did at the firemen's ball.

This'll kill you.

Good, I want to die.

Oh no no Joe, wait'll
you get a load of this.

George, you know my wife's an angel.

You're lucky, mine's living.

Mine's living.

You know Tom marriage
is just like a poker game.

How come?

First you hold a pretty
hand, you make a pair.

Yes?

And then you get three of a kind.

And the first thing you
know, you got a full house.

Oh we got him, he's in hysterics.

As long as we got him 1
gonna tell another joke.

= go ahead.

Tom, do you know I've
been married for 25 years,

and I'm still in love with the same woman.

How come?

Well, when my wife finds
out about it she'll kill me.

I wish somebody would kill me.

Open up.

Mrs. mcgillicuddy, come
on we've got to hide you.

She'll change us for three in a room.

I know you're in there, open up.

I want my rent.

Excuse me.

Mrs. mcgillicuddy, Tom
and I were just saying

we haven't seen enough you lately.

If you'd stop sneaking out
the back door maybe you would.

You owe me three months rent.

Why Mrs. mcgillicuddy,
how charming you look.

I know it's your hair.

You've done something different to it.

She put it on her head.

I want my money or I'm
going after the police.

Oh it's too cold a night
to go out riding on a broom.

Here, Mrs. mcgillicuddy there you are.

That should take care of everything.

Why it's real.

Sure, and keep the change.

There's plenty more where that come from.

= wait a minute Tom.

= what's the matter?

That gold belongs to Joe.

You mean our pal?

= yeah.

= pals share and share alike.

Everything he's got belongs to us,

and everything we got belongs to him.

We ain't got nothing.

Well that's the way pals work.

Yeah?

= sure.

Hey, what a funny way to wash his teeth.

He's drowning himself again.

Now you gotta stop this nonsense.

I want to go home.

You can't, your clothes are all wet.

Then I'll go home and get some dry ones.

Now wait a minute,
wait a minute, listen.

Now you stay here and
get a good night's sleep.

I'll go over and fetch
your things in the morning.

Well I'm too tired to
try anything else tonight.

That's right.

I'll get a fresh start in the morning.

Now what's the matter with you?

Oh stop you're always complaining.

Come on, get your things, come on in here.

Come on, come on, stop this nonsense.

Would you do me a favor?

= what's that?

= could I have a drink of water?

Water, no no no, you go to sleep.

Hey, he's sleeping
on my side of the bed.

Where am I gonna sleep?

You won't be needing it?

We'll have to sleep in two hour shifts.

I don't trust this guy.

You mean you're afraid he'll.

Better keep our eye open.

It's near 11 o'clock,
wake me up at one o'clock.

You're on the first shift.

= first shift.

It's one o'clock.

= come on it's three o'clock.

- Yeah?
- Three o'clock.

Boy I sure needed that sleep.

The first two hours is always the best.

= it's five o'clock.

You know I'm a little
tired and I don't know why.

Come on get some sleep,
you'll feel better.

= it's seven o'clock.

- Already?
- Yeah.

You had a good sleep.

= just wonderful.

Clock says eight o'clock,
I'll get some fresh air.

Hey you.

What do you want now?

The clock says eight
o'clock and it's dark out.

It shouldn't be dark
when it's eight o'clock.

How would you know?

You've never been up at this hour.

= four times.

Hey, hey you, the clock
says eight o'clock.

Listen, listen, I don't
get up until nine o'clock.

Now leave me alone.

I know but the clock says eight o'clock

and the church steeple rang four times.

So in another it'll
ring five times more.

Five and four is nine.

So I've got another hour to sleep.

Now go away from me.

You were right before.

The clock just struck nine, my turn.

I tried to tell you that.

I gotta go over to Joe's
place and get his things.

Where's his key?

There we are.

Now you watch out for Joe.

Get up, get up.

Get up and don't wake up Joe.

My shift comes on real fast.

I can't trust you.

As soon as my back is turned all you

want to do is sleep, sleep, sleep.

Did you get enough sleep?

Come here, take that key.

You go over to Joe's place
and get his things for him.

Come here I'll get you clothes.

Here you are George, George?

Oh where did he, George?

Will you get up out of there?

George come on, come on
pull yourself together.

You'll wake up Joe, you'll wake up Joe.

Put that pillow down, put it down.

Come on.

Don't make any noise.

Come on, come on George.

Don't make any noise, you'll wake up Joe.

Get out, get out.

Put your clothes on out
there, and come right back.

= what's the matter?

Nothing at all pal, go back to sleep.

Go back to sleep pal, I'll
take care of everything.

He says he belongs here.

I found him sleeping on
Joe mcdermott's doorstep.

Good morning captain chisholm.

Nugget Joe, I've been looking
for you ever since I docked.

I've got a note for you from up north.

Here it's from rosette.

Yeah I don't care who, from rosette.

Hey, she wants me back!

Rosette wants me back!

I'm sailing with the tide.

I gather I've got another passenger.

= you sure have.

Boy, I wouldn't be alive now
if it weren't for you boys.

I don't know how I can repay you.

Oh the gold, of course
take it, it's all yours.

I got a mountain of it in the Yukon.

Oh Joe, you shouldn't have.

I shouldn't have a
mountain of it in the Yukon?

Oh no, no no no Joe.

George, George wake up, wake up George.

We're rich, we're rich.

We've got to get right down to the bank

and change some of these
rocks into that green stuff.

The bank don't open till 10
o'clock, it's only seven now.

There's nothing like
being first in line.

Wait a minute, only seven?

Two hours ago is nine o'clock.

= what's two from nine?

= seven.

= that's what time it is.

Come on, come on.

= let me out of here!

I'm going to see my
rosette, she's wonderful.

She's a girl?

Certainly she's a girl!

Well gold is selling at 20
dollars an 67 cents an ounce.

Twelve ounces a pound, is 330
dollars and 72 cents a pound.

There must be at least 45 pounds there.

Come on get up on your feet.

The bank'll be opening up any minute now.

I want to see how much gold we got.

You wanted to get down here
to beat everybody at the bank.

I've been standing here for three hours.

I could have went home I
could have had some sleep.

= t wanted to beat the crowd.

You wanted to beat the
crowd, two guys here.

Wanted to beat the crowd.

= well this must be their off season.

I wouldn't flash that stuff
around if I were you mister.

Why not?

Prospector was robbed last night,

and his body thrown into the bay.

= catch the killer?

No, but the police know who did it.

They do?

Yeah it was a couple
of volunteer firemen.

Anybody we know?

Who did they kill?

Character out of the
Yukon, nugget Joe mcdermott.

There must be two nugget Joes.

Here read it for yourself.

= yeah I'd like to.

Go ahead gentlemen.

= read that.

It's gonna rain tomorrow.

Never mind that, read the other.

Oh my, oh my.

Oh my.

Police looking for
two volunteer firemen.

Take the gold.

You thief.

Take the gold you thief.

Oh this is funny.

You're wanted for my murder.

We finally found something
that makes the guy laugh.

= we didn't murder him.

Hey get a load of this.

Police suspected foul play
when they found the tattered

remains of nugget Joe's
clothing on a waterfront pier.

Foul play, you saved my life.

Further evidence was supplied by

the alleged killers
landlady, Mrs. mcgillicuddy

who was paid in gold nuggets and was told

there's plenty more where this came from.

Why they could hang you on this alone.

= oh no.

Wait a minute, they could hang
you, hang you by the neck.

Hang you by the neck until you're dead.

They could hang you.

They could hang me by
the neck until I'm dead.

No, no, but it's lucky.

It's lucky we got on board
this boat before it sailed.

Now you can come down
to the police station

and prove that we're innocent.

But I can't, I can't.

I've got to go up to get rosette.

This is the last boat
to Alaska for a month.

Oh Joe come on to the police department.

Let them see you're alive.

What did you say?

I said let's go to
the police department.

=t can't hear him.

Nobody can hear, nobody can hear.

Stop the whistles.

You've got to come...

I can't hear you.

What did he say?

Would you stop it please?

We've got to...

Which way,

which way's the kitchen?

Downstairs.

Skagway, how do you like it?

I'd rather be headed
back to San Francisco

and prove that you're alive.

Let's find rosette, and get
the first boat out of here.

There won't be a boat
leaving for a week.

But don't worry about me.

Rosette loves me and I aim to keep alive.

Somebody aims to keep you dead.

What a town.

Wait a minute, must be something wrong.

Who'd want to shoot you?

Could be Bob Quinn.

But why does he want to shoot you?

Well I had to hang his
brother a few years ago,

and somehow he's never gotten over it.

I was sheriff of skagway in 87.

In those days it was a real tough town.

Hey, did you hang anybody else?

Quite a few.

Matter of pride, I kept a list.

Hey you got quite a
list, 12 names in fact.

You got nothing to worry
about, he was shooting at me.

Come on boys let's go.

Hey wait a minute,
he was shooting at you.

Do you realize if he kills you,

they'll hang us in San Francisco?

Hey wait a minute.

What about the others
you hung here in skagway?

Have they got any relatives?

Oh I suppose so, but they don't average

more than three or four to a family.

= wait a minute.

That's about 40 other guys
that are out gunning for you.

That's about right.

Don't worry about them.

I have plenty of friends up here.

That's my place, that's my place.

Who was that?

I just got a squint,
probably Sam Cooper.

Sam Cooper?

You haven't got no
Sam Cooper on the list.

= oh he's not a relative.

He's jealous of me on account of rosette.

Well put his name down.

Put his name down, Sam
Cooper, c-a-m k-o-p-p-e-r.

Who was that?

Sam Cooper.

= rosette works in here at Stillman"s.

Rosette, my rosette.

I can hardly wait to
hold her lovely hands,

to kiss her divine face, to hold.

Hey, there are some my
old friends, my old pals.

The guys I came up to
Yukon with 15 years ago.

Hey fellas it's me Joe, I'm back.

I can't understand it, my buddies.

Each one is like a blood brother.

They want your blood brother.

They didn't recognize me.

Hey if they're your friends,

what have they got against you?

I don't know, I can't understand it.

I can't believe it, they're my bosom pals.

I even remembered them in my will.

In your will?

Give me their names.
= it couldn't be.

= give me their names.

Rosette.

Rosette, first name?

J I was told it's cold in Alaska

j so I dressed for weather that's raw j

j all the men I met said I'll ask her if j

j she'll wiggle and start to thaw j

j I'm just a country
gal who went to town j

j; I left my home and went
to nome to fiddle around

j I met a great big lug j

j who had a nugget in
the friendliest hand

j the gold began to
glint I took a squint.

J and gave him a hint he took it j

ji loveitin Alaska

j I loved the place at once j

ji found it in Alaska

j that the nights all last six months j

j I'm just a country
gal who went to town j

j I'm not a Saint I got some
paint and did it up brown j

j maybe I'll go below j

j but all I know I've
had a barrel of fun j

j I'm not the type for
wings or halo rings j

j; I love other things
I love other things j

j your sweet little country gal ©

all you old-timers listen to rosette.

You know I'm just your country
gal Sam who went to town.

I gave up milking for
a silken evening gown.

How do I look?

T was sweet and dear when I came here.

I'd say the changes have been extensive.

So don't offer me beer
when champagne is near.

Because now I'm not only
dear, I'm expensive.

Jiloveitin the Yukon

ji love it in big bear j

j I love it here in skagway j

j I love it anywhere j

j just see what the boys in
the back room will have

j tell them I sighed »

j just tell them I cried

j just tell them it's free j

j the drinks are on me j

j your sweet little country gal ©

Dirty little...

= wait a minute.

Willie, I don't like
shooting in my place.

Now be a good boy and go on home.

Joe I'll get you for this.

Hey what's his name?

= Willie.

I apologize for the interruption folks.

Drinks are on the house.

I'm glad to see you back Joe.

= thanks.

Rosette, how can you do this to me?

You write for me to come back,

then I find you in the
arms of another man.

I didn't send for you.

I told you I never
wanted to see you again.

And I haven't changed my mind.

You're still the same jealous
lunatic you always were.

= but rosette.

She doesn't love me, she won't marry me.

I've got nothing to live for.

I'm going to kill myself.

Here we go again.

People who want to kill
Joe, Joe wants to kill.

Joe wants to kill Joe?

We better get him out of here boy.

Come on Joe.

Hey hey, don't kill him.

I'm too young to die.

= you better take a look around

before you start throwing led sherman.

Some of it might be coming back.

I don't know what your angle
is Stillman, but the second

he steps outside you
better call the undertaker.

Thanks Mr. Stillman for saving his life.

I'll never forgive you.

Pardon the interruption folks,

but the drinks are on the house.

Take him up to room 11 and watch him.

= yes sir Mr. Stillman.

From now on you spend your own money.

All I said was the
drinks are on the house.

Something on your mind?

Why did you send for nugget Joe?

Me?

You were a little too
anxious to keep him alive.

Well you see honey Joe is nuts about you

and I just thought that,
well maybe if I could

get the two of you together.

Oh don't play cupid, you're
not dressed for the part.

All right then honey
I'll level with you.

The last time you brushed
Joe off he went out

and made a will leaving two million bucks

to be divided up among
those friends of his,

those prospectors that
came up here with him,

in case he didn't have any heirs.

The dope made himself a walking target.

Well that's what you get
for trusting your friends.

You know rosette gold
can change some people.

It can, well it can make them greedy.

What good would killing him do?

Joe's never told anyone
where his gold is hidden.

The minute he dies a bank
in frisco's got instructions

to turn Joe's map over to his heirs.

This still doesn't explain
why you brought Joe back.

Look honey, if you marry
Joe you automatically

become his one and only
heir, don't you see?

Well where do you fit into the picture?

We're partners.

You marry Joe, I make you a widow,

then we divide the two million.

Somebody's got to get it, why not us?

Why not?

Joe needs you there rosette.

He's changed, he's insanely jealous.

And there'd be no living
with him the way he is now.

Funny what gold can do to change a person.

= that I know.

Well Joe's in here, number 11.

I've got George guarding him.

That won't be do you any good,

I've got to give him the signal.

Who is it?

Tom.

Tom who?

What Tom are you expecting?

I am expecting Tom, my partner.

= what do I look like?

Hello Tom come on in, how do you do?

= get in there.

= where's Joe?

He's in the bathroom shaving.

Shaving, he'll cut his throat.

= oh no.

Joe, give me that razor.

Rosette!

Rosette, you've forgiven me.

Joe I've got to talk to you, alone.

Would you fellows mind waiting outside?

Certainly not.

Well come on can't you,

can't you see when
lovers want to be alone?

Haven't you got a head on your shoulders?

Go ahead.

Rosette, I'm sorry for
the way I acted downstairs.

We haven't got time to talk about that.

You've got to get out of skagway.

Not until you marry me.

Do you know what'll
happen if I marry you?

No, but I got a pretty good idea.

Stillman will kill you.

Stillman, is he in love with you?

No, but he's in love with your money.

He knows all about the
will and the old-timers

and he's figured a way to get around it.

I marry you, and then I become your heir.

He kills you and Stillman
and me split your gold.

Why did you tell me this?

So you'll stop asking me to marry you.

No, it's because you love me.

I don't love you.

I just want to keep you
from getting killed.

Here she comes let me down.

Hey boys what are you doing?

Rosette, you've gotta marry Joe.

Yeah it'll be a beautiful wedding.

There isn't gonna be any wedding.

And there's liable to
be a beautiful funeral.

= come on.

Say, he's locked the door.

He's got the bed sheets,
he's trying to hang himself.

We've gotta break this
door down get that ax.

Hurry up.

Wait a minute, give me a match.

What do you want a match for?

I can't break the ax
unless there's a fire.

Will you get that ax?

Please use your head.

Hey he's climbing up on the chair.

- Get out of the way.
- Come on, come on.

Not in there, over here.

= it's stuck.

Go ahead come on, come on boy.

Come on you're doing it.

Come on get it out of there.

Now, now go ahead.

Come on get it out, get it out.

There's a laugh, I've
got Stillman's key.

= get down off there.

How dumb can one guy get?

You could have hurt Joe with that ax.

= rosette doesn't love me.

Oh you're crazy.

She came up here to warn you.

What more proof do you
want that she loves you?

You really think so.

Why certainly, your whole trouble is

that you don't understand women.

Listen our problem is not with rosette,

it's keeping your
friends from killing you.

I like the first problem better.

There must be a way.

Ti know what I'll do.

I'll make a new will,
I'll disinherit them.

Then there'll be no reason
for them to kill me.

How are you going to do that?

I'll go get a lawyer.

No it's not safe for
me to be on the street.

You better get one and bring one here.

We'll get a lawyer if
it's the last thing we do.

That's a pretty tie.

I never saw you away this one before.

Come on, come on.

= now let's see over here.

You know what?

I got some more room on here someplace.

Herman Martin, attorney at law.

Finally find a lawyer,

and it turns out to be an old-timer.

That's our luck.

Now we've got to dig up another one.

If we have to dig up another one

like the last one,
they'll have to dig us up.

= well let's look around.

There must be another one around town.

I beg your pardon miss.

Do you know of any other
attorney around here

besides the one across the street?

Yeah there's Bob Higgins,

the tall fellow at the roulette table.

Say, you're kind of cute.

Have a drink?

Hey Tom, brown milk.

That's not milk.

Mr. Higgins?

Yeah?

I'm Tom Watson, this is George bell.

We'd like to see you on business.

Well I'll see in my
office in about an hour.

Same numbers.

This is very urgent, we've
got to see you right away.

What about?

Hey, can't take up room at the table

unless you're making
bets, rule of the house.

= make a bet.

How do you play the game?

Bet any number you want from one to 36,

black and red, odd or even.

Okay, give me a stack of chips.

Small stack.

Go on, put it on any number.

Okay I'm gonna put it
on a number that's all.

We've got to ask you several questions.

You don't mind do you?

= no.

= number one.

= number one.

Are you friendly
with Jake Stillman?

Not particularly.

Number two, how long
you been in skagway?

Oh about a year.

He's not an old-timer, he just got here.

Good, you question Mr.
Higgins, I'll be right back.

= number one no winner.

I guess this isn't my night.

Number three, are you
in love with rosette?

Why should I want her?

Try it again.

What about you?

= number four.

= number four.

Look, what's this all about?

Now we gotta make sure
that we can trust you.

Did you ever have any of your relatives

hung by nugget Joe mcdermott?

= no.

= number four the winner.

Number five, did you ever want

to kill nugget Joe mcdermott?

What are you talking about?

I'll stick with the same ones.

And yours?

Number six.

= number six.

Do you know how to change a will?

Any lawyer knows that.

Then you're just the man for us.

= number six the winner.

He won over $40,000.

He's letting it ride.

Yeah I've been here all day

and haven't even had a winner.

We'll take good care of you.

= for what?

All you have to do is change a will.

Nugget Joe's will.

How much?

- $500.
- 500, $500.

More than you can win here at this game.

Right.

All right he's stopping
over at Stillman's place,

right across the street.

All right wait till I get rid of these.

And I'll meet you in his room.

We'll wait for you.

= what's his number?

=11.

=11.

Number 35 wins.

Well that cleans me out, I'm dead broke.

Better luck next time?

How did you do?

I don't know, how'd I do?

= you lost.

The only dollar I
had, I lost the dollar.

So what, you lost a dollar.

I don't think anybody can
win at this game anyway.

I still can't understand why
you can't come to my office.

Is there anything crooked about this?

Certainly not.

Is there any danger?

Positively not.

= none whatsoever.

He wants to know if there's any danger.

This is a legitimate,
this is a legitimate.

If they won't change my will,

there must be another
way to outsmart them.

I've got it.

If I move the gold and
hide it in another place,

than the map won't be worth anything.

Hey, yeah then the old-timers

will have no reason to kill you.

I'll need a sled and a dog team.

We can get it at the trading post.

No old-timers run the place.

I got it.

You have?

= you hear what he said?

What?

I really got it.

Rosette can take us on her sled.

You think she'll go?

If rosette doesn't go 1
don't care what happens to me.

I'd just as soon croak.

Here we go again.

Joe, I'll speak to
rosette, she'll go with us.

Come here, let me talk to you.

He's getting depressed again.

Now stay here and don't
let him out of your sight.

Stay as close to him as you can, go ahead.

Look rosette it's all up to you.

If you don't go Joe won't go.

And if he stays here in
skagway he's a goner.

= well I don't know.

I'd hate to have Joe's
death on my conscience.

Then you will go?

=t don't have much choice.

But how do we get Joe out of town

without Stillman knowing about it?

Oh Stillman, there's
a guy who wouldn't let

two million dollars
slip through his fingers

if he had to nail them together.

If there was just some way
to get him off the track.

Hey rosette you busy?

= it's Stillman.

Just a minute Jake.

Quick.

Are you alone?

= yeah.

Anything special Jake?

Well I'm just wondering.

When do I get an
invitation to the wedding?

Well it isn't as easy as you think.

Nobody will marry us.

Well they're are two
justices of the peace in town.

Well they're both old-timers.

Oh I hadn't figured on that.

I think I know how we can get around it.

Yeah how?

We could go up to one
of the eskimo villages

and find the missionary.

Yeah he could marry you.

You know you're a smart girl
rosette and when you get back

I'll have a nice wedding
present waiting, for your groom.

Silver too.

What are you trying to do?

You can't tie a knot
with those big gloves on.

Take them off.

What's the matter with you?

Do the, how'd you get
those hands so dirty?

My hands aren't dirty?

= there not?

They're loaded up.

= good.

I hope for rosette's
sake that this is gonna be

a wedding and not a double-cross.

Sorry we can't wait until
you boys locate another sled.

The sooner we get started the better.

Right, fellas we'll move the gold

and meet you at the
muckaluck eskimo village.

But suppose we can't buy a sled?

Then you better get
one, someway somehow.

It's not safe for you to be in this town

once the old-timers find
out rosette and me are gone.

But we don't know how
to get to muckaluck.

I'll have Gloria take you.

= Gloria?

Gloria, my lead dog.

She can find muckaluck blindfolded.

I had a girl once by the name of Gloria.

Come here Gloria.

Well so long boys,
see you in muckaluck.

Mush!

Well first we've got
to get some dogs now.

Let's go up north.

Why?

That's where the pole is.

So what?

Dogs like cold weather.

Oh yes yes, come on.

They just started out.

Stay with them, but not too close.

He got away.

That's the fourth one that got away.

Hey wait a minute, there's another one.

Here pooch, here pooch, come on poochy.

He recognized us, word musta got around.

= he went in there.

Hold that.

Hey I got him by the tail.

Bring him out.

Hey there another one in here.

I got another one by the tail.

I got two of them by the tail.

Come on, here's the bag.

These little son of a guns
are putting up a stiff battle.

Come on give them to me.

What do you mean?

Don't lose him,
maybe he's got a friend.

Where'd he go?

There he goes!

= now he's around here somewhere.

You watch around here,
I'll go look around here.

Why don't you get with
your father or something?

You see the dog?

= t saw a lot of crabs.

Live crabs and they hurt.

They had me by the fingers.

Why don't you stop that nonsense?

Alaskan crabs, those little
things, they don't hurt you.

Afraid of an ordinary little crab.

Where's your nerve?

What's the matter with you?

= you want to see these?

No I don't worry about
them, I'm not afraid of crabs.

= must have saw another.

Well, that's that.

Now let's sheak out
before the town wakes up.

The dogs all hitched?

Everything's all ready.

I don't know if I'm doing
right getting into this sleigh.

What are you talking about?

This is the fastest dog
team in the whole world.

What do you mean?

Get a load of all my dogs.

See the first dog, that's butch.

Then there's George, then there's Albert,

then there's gene, then there's Joe.

= what makes them so fast?

You see the lead dog?

Her name is name is Gloria.

Let's get going?

How do work this?

Well you just put
one foot on the runner,

and take the whip, snap it
you know, and holler mush.

- Okay.
- Come on.

= oatmeal.

Ti said mush.

It's the same thing.

= go ahead.

Oatmeal.

Good, you got the idea right away.

You idiot, stop the sled.

Don't tell me, tell them.

Alice, shut the
door, there's a draft.

George, George where are you?

Where are you?

I'm over here.

Over here where?

Over here, where are you?

Over here where?

I'm over where here.

I guess when we hit those

flour bags we must have blacked out.

= t think we whited out.

Where's the sled?

Hey, wait a minute, what's this?

Here we are, there's the sled.

Where's the dogs now?

The dogs.

The dogs there?

The dogs.

= what's the matter?

- No dogs.
- No dogs.

And look where we are.

You know what this means?

We're lost in Alaska.

Snow and ice, ice and snow, snow and ice.

Wait a minute I'm here to you know?

I'm here beside the snow and ice, us.

= you're here?

Why stupid you know it gets
as cold as 50 below zero here?

I got news for you, I don't
care if it was 100 below zero.

I came prepared.

What do you mean?

I got something to show you baby.

Ti don't care how cold it is.

Better have something boy.

Hot water bottles, keep you warm.

Hot water bottles up here.

Get a load of that, what's
the matter with you?

Where are your brains?

Right where I always have them.

Stop up there, you have no brains.

Get a load of this.

And if you did have any brains,

they'd probably be frozen
as solid as this ice.

Solid, solid ice just like your brains.

Look at that, and as thick
as your brains, all ice.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

That explains a lot of things.

= for instance?

Help me get this one off will you?

Never mind, keep
it up there and suffer.

= get it off.

If we could only find some grass.

I don't mind getting the
hot seat, but the cold seat.

If we can only find some
grass, or maybe a tree.

Hey a tree.

= yeah.

If we can only find a
tree, we could find the dogs.

Find the dogs if we find the tree.

= come on.

You're the laziest guy I've ever seen.

All right go ahead.

Get up in front there and pull, I'll push.

Go ahead get there and pull.

Why do I always have to pull?

Because you haven't got
brains enough to push.

Now go on pull, well
pull it, come on pull it.

Pull it.

That a boy, come on pull it up.

What are you doing, come on now pull it.

Come on, get up on your feet.

Now go ahead pull it.

Come on heave.

Pull it.

Come on now you're doing it.

That a boy.

Come on George we've only
got a little more ways to go.

Maybe we better go around.

Look brainless,
there is no way around.

Now pull, come on.

Pull me up.

Now what's wrong with you?

I think we ought to change places.

I give you the easy
job and what do you do?

You complain.

No no no, no no, wait I'm slipping.

There's giant rocks.

I still think we ought to change places.

Quit dragging your feet, I need help.

Help, help!

= that's what I said.

Now stop hollering and start pulling.

Hey Tom, a dog just
come out of this one.

Hey a dog was swimming in there.

You're crazy.

Hey Tom, there's another dog in there.

= oh that's ridiculous.

We've gotta catch some
fish to save our supplies.

Not get some fish.

I can't do any fishing,
my hands are cold.

How can your hands be cold with those

thick blue gloves you have on?

These ain't gloves,
that's my skin, I'm cold.

Well take your skin off.

- Hey Tom?
- What?

= now don't lie to me.

Do you think we'll ever get
back to San Francisco safe?

Now don't lie.

I don't know George, it looks bad.

They may find our bodies
up here in the snow,

after the polar bears get through with us.

- Tom?
- What?

Go ahead, you can lie to me if you want.

= t used to love bears.

I remember when I used to go
hunting bear in San Francisco.

Did you ever go hunting bear?

Always had clothes on.

Well you gotta have
clothes on to hunt bear.

Well if you hunt bare,
how can you have clothes on?

Do you know what bears are?

I'm talking about a bear.

You go bear hunting you go
bear hunting, you hunt bear.

Same thing, I used to
go hunting for reindeer.

= rain dear?

= reindeer.

Did you ever hunt deer?

Yes sweetheart.

Oh stop you're getting silly.

Hey I got a nibble.

Hey you got a nibble, I
see another dog in here.

There's another dog
putting his face in here.

Oh stop with those dogs.

It's a tough one.

Somebody got a car up here driving?

Why?

I hear

oh that's your imagination,
you're hearing things.

There's that dog again, look.

What, where, what are you talking about.

I don't see any dog.

It's getting you boy, it's getting you.

He's fishing I think.

I ain't getting nothing.

Wait a minute, I got a bite.

You got a bite?

Yeah, wait a minute.

Hey, I think I got something.

I think I got something now.

You got something.

It's a heavy one.

= wait a minute.

It's a heavy one.

Oh 1.

I got a jerk on this line.

Whoa Tom.

Tom there's a fish Tom.

There's the biggest
fish I ever caught Tom.

Oh boy, check the size of this one Tom.

Hey Tom, this fish is all drag.

A talking fish.

Hey Tom, hey Tom.

Tom I gotta a fish that talks.

Oh Tom, hey Tom, Tom.

Darn it, always the big
ones, they always get away.

Hey Tom, did you see
the size of that fish?

That was me, you.

That was you?

= that was me.

Hey Tom, come here.

Let that be lesson to you.

I'm freezing I can feel it.

The last four hours I might
just as well have been alone.

Well say something.

Give me your hand.

My arm's freezing, it's getting stiff.

Look, new sign posts.

No sign
posts, looks like walrus.

No, no walrus, white man.

Frozen, we take
back to muckaluck village.

Which way muckaluck?

Me check road map, me find out.

Good, he's thawed out.

Rosette, Joe.

Well you better have
the doctor check him.

George.

It's Tom.

Tom, Tom!

Take it easy kid.

Doctor says he ought to
have his head examined.

You boys will feel a lot better

once you've had some hot food.

I feel much better now that
I found you and Joe again.

I wouldn't go through this
again for a million dollars.

It's two million dollars,

and it's on the sleds
and ready to be moved.

If you think two million dollars

is gonna make any difference to me,

t think so.

But it has to be moved
first thing in the morning.

Stillman's on our trail.

= Stillman?

= eskimos told us he was at one of

the nearby villages asking questions.

Well well well, well we better
get that gold out of here.

Stillman won't catch up with us.

He has to stop somewhere for the night.

Oh boys, I want you to
meet an old friend of mine,

canook, chief of the tribe.

Canook says welcome to his village.

He says he's glad you're feeling better

and any friends of mine or friends of his.

He says you're welcome to stay

in muckaluck as long as you wish.

Also you're to be his guest tonight

at the ceremonial dance of the hunters.

- Thank him.
- Thank him.

- Go ahead you.
- Thank him, thank him.

You know, make signs.

What'd did he say?

= you're welcome.

Sign language.

Hey, hey what did I say?

You told him a funny story.

- Food, oh boy.
- Oh well.

I'm so hungry I could eat a whale.

Good, I hope you enjoy it.

Rosette, if we're
gonna get an early start

we better finish packing the sleds.

Good eating fellas.

See you at the celebration.

= you know it's whale meat.

Don't know if I'm gonna like whale meat.

Harpoon.

I think I hit the spout.

It's all right.

Anything when you're hungry.

I don't think this whale is dead yet.

It's good.

You know sometimes when
you cut the snake's head off

it still wiggles in the tail.

I don't know what part
of meat, cut it out.

I'm gonna sever your connections.

You ain't gonna do that no more.

Do that once more, I dare you.

That's enough, in the eye!

That was good.

What's the matter, aren't
you gonna eat yours?

Oh well I'll eat it then.

Go ahead you have a
whale of a good time.

What are you perspiring about?

Is that nice?

J eskimo men are courageous j

j when they head out for the open sea

j eskimo she's just waiting free saying j»

j blubber come back to me j

I the young and the old
face the bitter cold

j and they know they must not fail j

j; Get a sharp harpoon
and a serving spoon j

j hey what a hunk of whale j

j there'll be a hot time
in the igloo tonight »

j you know a hot time
in the igloo tonight j

j drape your carcass
with your best parkas

j hitch the caribou j

j you'll be smiling pulling your stylish j

j bicycle built for two j

j we'll have a wingding
in the igloo tonight

j we'll fling a swing thing
till the temperature is fine j

j so although a blizzard may
blow the zero out of sight

j there'll be hot time
in the igloo tonight

J now how can you tell a boy from a gal

j when the eskimos dress like that

j if there's any doubt eskimo find out j

j by removing their partners hat

j there'll be a hot time
in the igloo tonight »

j a hot and tot time
in the igloo tonight j

j lose your blues and
dance in them snow shoes

j and your furry flats 7

j clip clop clop in the joint be jumping j

j and we'll have a couple kayaks

j so it'll howl around the igloo tonight j

j a freeze will prowl
nipping everything in sight j

j and although it's 40 below j

j and you look like show white j

j there'll be a hot time
in the igloo tonight »

We've lost the trail.

You should never have
let Joe out of your sight.

Well I couldn't follow too closely.

I don't think they're
looking for any missionary

out this far, I think it's a double cross.

= we would have been better off

if we stayed one of the villages.

We'll never be able to
pick up the trail at night.

Well let's get on over to muckaluck.

We might pick up some information there.

It's drafty in here.

= well close the door.

Our igloo is gone.

Our igloo, our igloo.

Where is you igloo?

Go on you dope, you melted it.

Hey where is everybody?

= come on.

Hey come on boy. = come on.

Hey where'd everybody go?

= men on hunt.

Where's rosette and nugget Joe?

Back of igloo, get sled ready.

Oh thank you.

Hey come here.

You're a real eskimo woman.

I wanna tell you a nice eskimo joke.

= didn't work.

We'll have to go the long way.

Why?

Because this way we'll
be crossing the ocean

and it's almost time
for the ice to break up.

Well let's get started.

Okay.

= mush.

Mush.

Hey look.

They look like Joe's bodyguards.

Good if they're around Joe and that

double-crossing rosette
can't be too far away.

= mush.

It's Stillman, come on.

Hey.

What's the matter?

It's Stillman, and I think he saw us.

= then we better take a chance

and cross the ice before it breaks.

= call me little Eva.

Give me a hand here will you?

Thank you.

What are doing?

Mush, mush, mush.

Come on, give me a hand.

You boys will have to hold Stillman off

until we cross the ice and hide the gold.

= how can we hold Stillman off?

There's the ammunition igloo,

you'll find plenty of stuff in there.

You go in there, get
plenty of ammunition.

Wait a minute, you're on my foot.

- Nevermind your foot.
- You're on my foot!

- Nevermind that.
- He's on my foot!

- Nevermind your foot.
- Thank you.

Go in there and get
plenty of ammunition.

I hope there's a white flag in there.

Come on, we'll make
our stand right here.

Here they come.

Keep the ammunition coming.

= don't shoot to kill.

We need him to lead us to nugget Joe.

At a boy.

This is how I get him.

What are you doing with that?

Boy that was a hard one.

You're dumb, you shoot
that with an arrow.

What's the matter with you?

Keep it going.

I'll get him.

Okay Tom.

Would you get out of my way?

What'd you hit me for?

What are you doing?

Pick up something and do something.

Go ahead, go ahead.

I'm gonna do something.

I'm mad now.

Where am I at, where am I at?

Where did I go?

Lets move up on them.

Atta boy.

Keep it coming, keep it coming George.

Keep it coming, come on do something.

= back fired.

I got him pinned down,
keep the ammunition coming.

What are you doing?

Get ammunition.

Get some more stuff, hurry up.

We've thrown everything
but the kitchen sink.

Well that takes care
of the kitchen sink.

What's the matter with you.

Hey look, a torpedo.

It's got a hole in it.

Fire number one, here we go, fire one.

What are you doing?

What are do, come on
let's get out of here.

Okay.

That did it, let's get them.

There's nothing left

to throw but this coat hanger, here goes.

= come on.

They got one of these things too.

They went in the igloo.

They went in this one.

No they didn't.

Five will get you 10 they went in there.

= it's a bet.

Shut up, they've got to be in there.

Now let's turn it over.

= I win.

Then they must be in
that one over there.

Somebody's fixed these igloos.

= wait a minute.

Rosette and Joe made it, come on.

I guess I didn't throw it
far enough the last time.

What did you do with Stillman?

He's right behind us.

Then hurry up.

Once we get over the top he'll
never be able to catch us.

Here give me a hand up here.

Come on boy.

The old-timers.

The ice is breaking.

- Save the gold.
- Save the gold.

No no, save yourself.

Come on back over here, hurry up.

Jump.

Please come on back over here.

Bring the gold.

Save yourself,
hurry up and jump.

= we'll be safer over there.

Step a little to left please.

You gotta let go.

Do something, get me out of here!

Will you let go please?

It wasn't my fault.

They're
coming, there's Stillman.

Hammond, look who's ahead of us.

The old-timers.

All right men, let's go.

Hold them boys.

Hank, you and Pete get the gold.

That won't be necessary.

Drop your guns and get your hands up.

I'll keep them covered, you get the gold.

= the sled is sunk.

Two million dollars a
the bottom of the ocean,

two million dollars.

All my money, gone.

Your money?

It was our money.

I didn't even get a chance
to kiss the gold goodbye.

I've lost everything, my money and.

Oh Joe, you haven't lost me.

Joe, there's something
about you that makes me...

Rosette, will you marry me?

Congratulations, I'm gonna give you

the biggest wedding that skagway ever had.

= but Jake.

=-t won't take no for an answer.

You're get married at my place,

and everything's on the house.

A few minutes ago you
were gonna kill him.

Well you see,

gold can do strange things to some people.

Well, lots of luck.

Where's George.

= he's in the water.

= in the water?

Where, where is he?

George, a fine pal you turned out to be.

You know a fight could have broken out

here and I could have been killed.

Sure sure, you don't care do you?

All you think of is taking a bath.

Come on get up out of there.

Give me your hands, come
on, give me your hands.

Come on, at a boy, come on.

There he is.

Come on boys, let's
get back to muckaluck.

= come on.

I don't need this anymore.