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- Damn!
- Damn!
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Let's just all take a deep breath.
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Previously, on Deli Boys...
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My boys, if you're seeing this,
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it means the unthinkable has happened.
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Time to learn how you'll make real money!
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With cocaine!
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Just think of Ahmad and I
as your trusted consiglieres.
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If you want us to move your smack,
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we want 50% of your drug money.
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Nandika, how would you like
to marry my brother?
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- What?
- Dad, tell Mom to say yes.
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We should get West Philly.
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The balls on these guys.
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West Philly's yours.
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- Ahmad.
- Your taking the fall for Baba's murder.
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FBI, freeze!
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Ahmad had your father...
killed!
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Ahmad!
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I'm gonna kill him.
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- Oh!
- Ooh!
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Oh!
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What the hell?!
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Tell us where the money is!
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- Benjamin Franklin?
- That's White Madea.
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What the fuck you mean, "White Madea"?
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What are you doing? Put your mask back on!
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- Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Hide the cash.
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Ah, a hundred for you.
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A one hundred for you.
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A hundred for you. Beautiful day, huh?
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- Get yourself an extra drink, fellas.
- Frankies for you. Wow!
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A billy for you.
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You get a rack.
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Good morning! We're here
to meet with the proprietor
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of this esteemed establishment.
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- And you are?
- Oh. We are DarCo, motherfucker.
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"DarCo Motherfuck..."
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We have an appointment
with Max Sugar.
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I know who you are.
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You guys are legends
around these parts. Congrats.
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Being rich is hard, man.
You know what I'm talking about?
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I told you my ideas work.
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"Oh, Mir, thank you so much
for taking DarCo to the next stratosphere.
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- You're so smart and..."
- Mir, dude, relax.
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They're with me.
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I'm not gonna kiss
this Max Sugar guy's ass
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just because he owns a casino.
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Then I'll kiss his ass
because he's the only option
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we have left to launder our cash.
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Oh, yeah? You're gonna
tickle his taint, too?
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Oh, my God, shut up and focus!
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We're screwed if he says no.
You know that, right?
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The Pho Brothers, the Clark Park gang,
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every criminal in South Philly
is trying to jack our shit.
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Not to mention whoever blew up the deli.
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Come on, Mir.
You know that was Ahmad.
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Raj, focus.
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Just let me do the talking. Okay?
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- Ooh.
- Have a seat.
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- Don't touch nothing.
- Oh.
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The big leagues.
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Wow. If we can get this deal done,
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maybe Auntie won’t still have to do
the grunt work of running a drug empire
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and you two can finally man up.
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- We do things.
- Yeah.
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- Thanks for the pre-game hype.
- Shh!
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- Kone kone me camera hai.
- Oh.
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Hello.
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Huh?
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- Hey!
- Oh, shit!
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I'm sorry.
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I did not mean to scare you.
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Or, maybe I did mean
to scare you a little.
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You especially,
'cause you squealed a little.
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That was really good. You're like, "Ah!"
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I-I would say it's...
Uh, I was just startled.
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What's the sound you made?
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We don't, we don't have to do that.
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Yeah, we have to do it.
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What was... What was the sound?
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Yeah. It's fear.
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Are you still scared?
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- I don't want to talk about it.
- I'm scared.
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You are.
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Well, we don't want to waste any
of your time, so I'll get to it.
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Mr. Sugar, due to our recent success,
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our profits have tripled.
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We have record cash flow,
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and we're the number one
coke distributor in Philly.
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Long story short, we are that bad bitch
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and you could be our sugar daddy.
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{\an8}So, here we are.
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{\an8}Just a drug empire,
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{\an8}standing in front of a casino mogul,
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{\an8}asking him to launder.
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{\an8}Hmm. Hmm.
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{\an8}Cool monitors, Patriot Act.
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{\an8}Hey, how far do these tapes go back?
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{\an8}I'm looking for this traitor, named Ahmad.
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Shut up and sit down!
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{\an8}- Here?
- Here.
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Whoa!
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Wouldn't want to cross her, huh?
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No, you wouldn't.
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Which is why I won't.
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If you did, you'd be sorry.
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{\an8}I don't understand this vibe.
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{\an8}Uh, Mr. Sugar, if I could just have
your attention for a second.
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Uh, DarCo is now grossing
over two million dollars per quarter,
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so we would love to just, you know,
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get down to business, see what we can do.
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{\an8}Well, the thing is, I don't do
anything illegal here.
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{\an8}I do.
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So, we'll make this quick.
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We take a 20% cut
of every dollar laundered here.
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{\an8}There is no way in hell we can do that.
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{\an8}- Five percent.
- Oh, I see.
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{\an8}We're gonna do that thing
where we go back and forth.
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{\an8}That's great. Uh, but I said 20!
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- Four percent.
- Twenty.
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Twenty-eight.
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- What?
- What?
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It felt wrong the moment I said it.
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{\an8}The thing is, Mr. Sugar...
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{\an8}we don't need this deal.
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{\an8}Mm.
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{\an8}That's good. I almost believed you.
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{\an8}I like dealing with real criminals,
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{\an8}not fake ones
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{\an8}that pose for magazine covers.
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{\an8}Sir, I have this issue.
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Man, you look incredible!
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Like a mix of Steve Jobs
and Mr. Wonderful.
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I mean, you're a real silver fox.
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And not to mention, your eyes are popping.
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{\an8}Is this Photoshop?
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{\an8}I've heard that before.
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{\an8}That my eyes really...
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pop.
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Oh, I don't like that at all.
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Looks like someone forgot
their table manners.
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Yeah!
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Hi. Good afternoon, everybody.
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You enjoying yourselves?
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Good. Uh, I'm the owner
of the casino, Max Sugar,
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and I'm down here on the floor.
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Do we think that's good news or bad news?
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See, this is a guy who knows
how to behave, you know?
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Professional.
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You.
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Are they yours?
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- Uh...
- Whoa.
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These are very heavy, huh?
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Kinda lopsided. Let's try this out.
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Hard six. That happens.
Let's try it again.
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Could just be lucky.
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Hard six again.
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See? That's hard to swallow.
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Grab him.
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There's a game I like to play with people.
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It's called "Eat the Dice."
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Did you ever hear of Eat the Dice?
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- No.
- Oh. What you do is,
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first, you put these dice in your hand.
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There we go.
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Kinda look at 'em and you go,
"Wow, look at these dice."
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Then, you put 'em in your mouth.
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- Mr. Sugar, I...
- Otherwise, Tony's gonna do it for you.
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- Oh.
- Ugh.
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This is getting dark.
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There you go. Now, don't swallow 'em.
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The key is you've gotta chew them.
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Alright, I take it back.
He's definitely not a good guy.
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Like you're chewing gum.
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Alright, break those things down.
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Let's count this down. Ready? To 32.
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- One...
- One...
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- two...
- two...
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- three...
- Three.
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- Stop it!
- Four,
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five, six...
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Oh, that's enough. Six.
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Ooh!
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You lost a tooth. Take him away.
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That's one way of dealing with that.
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I got spittle on my tie,
so I think, uh,
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I have to reschedule.
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Oh.
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He's fucking with us. Let's go.
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No, no, wait! I still want
to do that haggling thing again.
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What if we meet tonight at 7:00?
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And I think maybe... just Lucky.
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You seem more like the boss.
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- Actually, we share responsibility.
- No. Kinda like a trio.
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- We do a lot of things.
- We... Co-Chief Saabs.
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I'll be there.
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Alright. It's a date.
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Mm. Not a date.
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- Fair enough. I'll see you at 7:00.
- 8:00.
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7:30.
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7:45, or I don't come at all.
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7:46. I think we've got
a good rapport going on,
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I like this.
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7:45.
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Philadelphia,
are you sick of drug dealers,
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sickos, and crooks ruining your city?
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It's time to stand up
and say heck no to drugs
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and say heck yes to Chadwater for Mayor.
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I'm Andrew Chadwater,
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and I'm running for Mayor of Philadelphia.
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And I approve this message.
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I have the highest prosecution rate
in three years.
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I'm not throwing that away
because she "might" be innocent.
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What's the latest
on this Jawnie situation?
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Uh, Jawnies are officially an epidemic.
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Jawnies are this new trend
where you mix cocaine with water ices...
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I know what Jawnies are!
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- Watch this!
- Jawnies! Jawnies!
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Mm. Effin' Dars!
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Jawnies are just another cheap way
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to push their baloney,
black market agenda to college kids.
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That one is pretty cute.
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Turn that off.
You clearly like this too much.
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That girl has a back injury now.
She's never gonna be the same.
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I know this is a sensitive matter for you
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with your ex-husband being a coke addict.
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Hey! We're not talking about Craig.
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Okay.
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- Did he call?
- No.
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Gosh dammit!
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If the Dars weren't out there slinging
the devil's snow around the city,
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Craig would be at home
right now making me a pasta
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from The New York Times.
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And the streets of Philadelphia
would be safe.
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Didn't Craig's addiction start before?
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That's none of your business, Jim.
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So, why don't you shut your fat mouth?
You're fired.
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Jim, I said you're fired!
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Train that twink next to you
to do what you do
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and get the fuck out!
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I just do laptop.
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That went great.
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Fucking narc.
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Darwaza kholo.
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Welcome home, leaders of DarCo!
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Thanks for watching the cash, Matthew.
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- It is but a privilege.
- I'll take that.
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What the hell is this?
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You put five G's in the wheat bread?
I use this for fiber.
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The freezer's, like, completely full.
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What are you even doing
when we're not here?
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I hide the cash like you... told me to.
254
00:10:39,425 --> 00:10:41,718
I could buy a bloody Porsche
with these laddus.
255
00:10:41,719 --> 00:10:44,138
Lucky Auntie, we've run out
of places to hide our money.
256
00:10:44,139 --> 00:10:46,098
We finally get cash in a cashless world.
257
00:10:46,099 --> 00:10:47,808
Ironic, Alanis.
258
00:10:47,809 --> 00:10:48,852
Okay.
259
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,270
Why would you put cash in a chip bag?
260
00:10:51,271 --> 00:10:52,354
Don't touch that!
261
00:10:52,355 --> 00:10:53,605
Oh, shit!
262
00:10:56,067 --> 00:10:57,234
What the fuck was that?
263
00:10:57,235 --> 00:10:59,486
Bro, do you think I'm an idiot
that wouldn't protect our cash
264
00:10:59,487 --> 00:11:00,904
- with booby traps?
- Oh, my God.
265
00:11:00,905 --> 00:11:02,114
Yeah, I do think you're an idiot.
266
00:11:02,115 --> 00:11:03,740
Why didn't you give me a warning?
That could have hit me!
267
00:11:03,741 --> 00:11:05,033
You're fine.
268
00:11:05,034 --> 00:11:07,953
Oh, my God. We gotta get
that deal done tonight, Lucky.
269
00:11:07,954 --> 00:11:09,121
Just flirt a little,
270
00:11:09,122 --> 00:11:11,540
show a little clavicle,
laugh at his jokes.
271
00:11:11,541 --> 00:11:13,083
He'll pretend to listen. Come on.
272
00:11:13,084 --> 00:11:15,002
Show him a little leg. Give him that neck.
273
00:11:15,003 --> 00:11:17,462
No chance, boys, I don't mix
business and pleasure.
274
00:11:17,463 --> 00:11:19,464
- Why not?
- Because gadhe,
275
00:11:19,465 --> 00:11:22,176
sex is transactional
and business is intimate.
276
00:11:22,177 --> 00:11:23,719
Oh, wow. That's healthy.
277
00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:26,221
Don't worry.
We can manage without this man.
278
00:11:26,222 --> 00:11:29,099
Hey, hey, Lucky Auntie, loo... look!
Look at me. Stop!
279
00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:32,061
You cannot fit two million dollars
a quarter in your...
280
00:11:32,896 --> 00:11:33,897
bosom.
281
00:11:40,153 --> 00:11:41,236
You can't.
282
00:11:41,237 --> 00:11:42,238
Fine.
283
00:11:43,364 --> 00:11:45,741
I'll go make this deal
if I think I trust him.
284
00:11:45,742 --> 00:11:47,201
- Thank you.
- In the meantime,
285
00:11:47,202 --> 00:11:48,869
secure the deli.
286
00:11:48,870 --> 00:11:50,580
Make sure no one comes in and out.
287
00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:52,623
Matthew, don't be a baby.
288
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:53,832
Have fun on your date!
289
00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:55,042
Make good choices!
290
00:11:55,043 --> 00:11:57,044
Hey, um, could somebody
take me to the hospital?
291
00:11:57,045 --> 00:11:59,087
Matthew, just shut up. Oh, my God!
292
00:11:59,088 --> 00:12:00,172
Oh! What happened to you?
293
00:12:00,173 --> 00:12:01,506
The chips, man.
294
00:12:01,507 --> 00:12:03,134
- You did this!
- This is your fault!
295
00:12:16,898 --> 00:12:19,983
I knew this was a trap. That motherfucker.
296
00:12:29,702 --> 00:12:32,121
Lucky, welcome.
297
00:12:33,331 --> 00:12:34,665
Max?
298
00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:37,251
I wanted us to have a little privacy
for our meeting tonight,
299
00:12:37,252 --> 00:12:39,587
so I closed the casino.
300
00:12:41,798 --> 00:12:42,799
Namkeen?
301
00:12:43,258 --> 00:12:44,425
No, thank you.
302
00:12:53,142 --> 00:12:54,143
Okay.
303
00:12:59,565 --> 00:13:00,983
You know,
304
00:13:00,984 --> 00:13:02,401
you could put your gun away.
305
00:13:02,402 --> 00:13:05,071
It's my emotional support gun.
306
00:13:08,074 --> 00:13:11,201
Would you prefer one
or two tripwires, Chief Saab?
307
00:13:11,202 --> 00:13:12,536
"Raj" is fine.
308
00:13:12,537 --> 00:13:14,413
Mir's got the boner
for the whole "Chief Saab" thing.
309
00:13:14,414 --> 00:13:17,624
Dude! Max won the William Penn
Entrepreneur of the Year award
310
00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:20,419
2003, 2013, and 2023.
311
00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:22,671
I mean, he's like
a generational superstar.
312
00:13:22,672 --> 00:13:24,798
Dude, you are obsessed
with this Max guy.
313
00:13:24,799 --> 00:13:26,300
'Cause he's everything we could be.
314
00:13:26,301 --> 00:13:27,968
An ethnically ambiguous sadist
315
00:13:27,969 --> 00:13:29,344
who's into our Auntie?
316
00:13:29,345 --> 00:13:32,432
No, a criminal that's so good
he's literally above the law.
317
00:13:32,932 --> 00:13:35,726
Like a white celebrity when
they do vehicular manslaughter.
318
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,562
You look good in my palace.
319
00:13:39,230 --> 00:13:41,440
I'd look better in my own palace.
320
00:13:43,067 --> 00:13:44,609
Who is that?
321
00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:47,237
That is my daughter, Seven.
322
00:13:47,238 --> 00:13:48,822
I'm a classic girl dad.
323
00:13:48,823 --> 00:13:50,323
I've seen Chappell Roan twice.
324
00:13:51,784 --> 00:13:54,036
Her mom died when she was young.
325
00:13:54,037 --> 00:13:55,746
Very tragic, you know?
326
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,914
We just learned how to move on.
327
00:13:57,915 --> 00:13:59,249
I've been alone ever since.
328
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:00,876
I'm sorry.
329
00:14:00,877 --> 00:14:02,587
It's okay. But thank you.
330
00:14:05,339 --> 00:14:08,383
Okay, so we will launder
our money through your casino.
331
00:14:08,384 --> 00:14:09,634
Three percent. That's standard...
332
00:14:09,635 --> 00:14:11,804
Uh, Lucky, let me just cut to the chase.
333
00:14:12,930 --> 00:14:15,933
I'm willing to do whatever
laundering terms you want
334
00:14:16,601 --> 00:14:20,645
if you go on a second date with me?
335
00:14:20,646 --> 00:14:25,193
Max... this is not a first date.
336
00:14:25,902 --> 00:14:27,569
I don't mix business and pleasure.
337
00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:28,571
What if we play for it?
338
00:14:29,864 --> 00:14:31,407
Hmm? Blackjack?
339
00:14:33,618 --> 00:14:35,494
How do we become like this Max guy?
340
00:14:35,495 --> 00:14:38,205
Good question. We buy a golf course.
341
00:14:38,206 --> 00:14:40,665
We'll be rubbing shoulders
with Philly's elite.
342
00:14:40,666 --> 00:14:43,585
Untouchable from cops.
Away from all this riff-raff.
343
00:14:43,586 --> 00:14:45,003
Baba's dream.
344
00:14:45,004 --> 00:14:47,923
Exactly! And dude,
I'm already texting with a guy
345
00:14:47,924 --> 00:14:50,550
who's on the board of
the Doylestown Heights Golf Club.
346
00:14:50,551 --> 00:14:51,676
They're looking to sell.
347
00:14:51,677 --> 00:14:53,929
I love a riches-to-rags-to-riches story.
348
00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:55,765
We could be the next great
American family.
349
00:14:56,641 --> 00:14:58,433
Like the Kennedys, but brown.
350
00:14:58,434 --> 00:15:00,977
Like the Rockefellers, but brown.
351
00:15:00,978 --> 00:15:02,730
Like the Hadids, but dudes.
352
00:15:03,189 --> 00:15:05,482
I'm Bella, obviously,
'cause I'm dark and mysterious.
353
00:15:05,483 --> 00:15:08,193
You're totally Bella. Dibs on Gigi.
354
00:15:08,194 --> 00:15:11,572
You idiots. That makes me Yolanda.
355
00:15:12,865 --> 00:15:14,325
The mother?
356
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:17,410
If I win, we mix business and pleasure.
357
00:15:17,411 --> 00:15:21,499
If you win, you choose business
or pleasure.
358
00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:24,042
- Deal.
- Alright.
359
00:15:24,043 --> 00:15:25,128
But I deal.
360
00:15:26,504 --> 00:15:27,547
Fair enough.
361
00:15:35,263 --> 00:15:36,388
Alright, hit me.
362
00:15:36,389 --> 00:15:37,473
I'd love to.
363
00:15:38,641 --> 00:15:40,809
Oh, look at that.
364
00:15:40,810 --> 00:15:41,811
You won.
365
00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:46,732
Well, what are you gonna choose, Lucky?
366
00:15:47,733 --> 00:15:48,776
Fuck it.
367
00:15:55,908 --> 00:15:57,617
Hey. You okay?
368
00:15:57,618 --> 00:15:59,035
You haven't blinked in, like, 10 minutes.
369
00:15:59,036 --> 00:16:02,248
Just daydreaming about the first thing
I'm gonna buy when we get our money clean.
370
00:16:03,207 --> 00:16:05,084
Carbon fiber bow and arrow to kill Ahmad.
371
00:16:05,543 --> 00:16:06,751
- Sssp.
- I'll be ready for him.
372
00:16:13,217 --> 00:16:15,802
Lucky Auntie? Are you okay?
373
00:16:15,803 --> 00:16:17,179
Did you and Max get into a fight?
374
00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:18,764
Bro, that is not fight hair.
375
00:16:19,432 --> 00:16:20,516
That's fuck hair.
376
00:16:21,017 --> 00:16:23,102
Oh, so like a win-win?
377
00:16:23,728 --> 00:16:25,270
About that.
378
00:16:25,271 --> 00:16:26,396
As I was choking Max...
379
00:16:26,397 --> 00:16:28,148
- I told you they were fighting.
- No, that's rough play.
380
00:16:28,149 --> 00:16:29,232
I'll teach you about it later.
381
00:16:29,233 --> 00:16:31,484
We don't need Max Sugar.
382
00:16:31,485 --> 00:16:34,738
- What?
- We rebuilt DarCo on our own, right?
383
00:16:34,739 --> 00:16:36,823
With no help from any man, whatsoever.
384
00:16:36,824 --> 00:16:37,908
- I'm a man!
- I'm a man!
385
00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:40,660
So, I just decided to have a night off.
386
00:16:40,661 --> 00:16:42,913
Consider it your Auntie's
much needed vacation.
387
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:45,665
No! We don't need vacations
right now.
388
00:16:45,666 --> 00:16:47,918
We need to launder millions of dollars.
389
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,629
And the only person
that can do that is Max Sugar.
390
00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:51,963
Why don't you guys listen
to what I'm telling...
391
00:16:51,964 --> 00:16:53,048
Calm down!
392
00:16:53,049 --> 00:16:55,091
I don't know him well enough
to get into bed with him.
393
00:16:55,092 --> 00:16:57,260
You were literally just in bed with him.
394
00:16:57,261 --> 00:16:58,970
That is disgusting.
We did it on the floor.
395
00:16:58,971 --> 00:17:01,306
- Oh, gross!
- You really have to stop with the details.
396
00:17:01,307 --> 00:17:04,017
Bacche, we've been here before,
397
00:17:04,018 --> 00:17:07,979
and we will figure this out
as a family, like we always do.
398
00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:10,523
I, I just, I need a few more days. Just...
399
00:17:11,609 --> 00:17:13,109
Tell us where the money is!
400
00:17:13,110 --> 00:17:14,278
What the fuck?
401
00:17:16,864 --> 00:17:18,240
Show us the Benjamins!
402
00:17:18,241 --> 00:17:20,076
- Benjamin Franklin?
- That's White Madea.
403
00:17:20,368 --> 00:17:21,785
What the fuck you mean, "White Madea"?
404
00:17:21,786 --> 00:17:23,161
What are you doing? Put your mask back on!
405
00:17:23,162 --> 00:17:25,330
- Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Hide the cash.
406
00:17:26,999 --> 00:17:28,084
Go, go, go, go!
407
00:17:32,672 --> 00:17:34,089
Fuck, where's my gun?
408
00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:38,134
Ah! We need back up!
Get your asses in here!
409
00:17:38,135 --> 00:17:39,636
Blacklights? What is this Room Raiders?
410
00:17:39,637 --> 00:17:41,513
I rigged it so they can't see us
but we can see them.
411
00:17:41,514 --> 00:17:42,931
- Keep packing.
- Alright. No, wait!
412
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:46,935
I rigged the coke, too.
413
00:17:46,936 --> 00:17:50,063
Now they can see us, you idiot!
414
00:17:50,064 --> 00:17:51,731
Hey, where are you at?
415
00:17:51,732 --> 00:17:52,900
Yo, she's over here!
416
00:17:53,901 --> 00:17:55,987
Alright, forget the money.
We gotta help Lucky.
417
00:18:00,866 --> 00:18:01,992
Okay. On my count.
418
00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:03,368
- One...
- Now!
419
00:18:03,369 --> 00:18:04,703
Goddammit!
420
00:18:04,704 --> 00:18:06,162
- Hurry up, man!
- I am!
421
00:18:06,163 --> 00:18:07,414
- Come here, bitchboy!
- Shit.
422
00:18:07,415 --> 00:18:09,165
Hey! Get back!
I'll throw this on you, I swear!
423
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:10,668
What you think you're gonna do with that?
424
00:18:11,335 --> 00:18:12,419
Let's go!
425
00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:13,712
Come here!
426
00:18:13,713 --> 00:18:14,838
Got ya!
427
00:18:19,594 --> 00:18:21,553
What the fuck is this?
428
00:18:21,554 --> 00:18:23,138
Come on. Move!
429
00:18:24,807 --> 00:18:26,016
Let's go.
430
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,393
Don't touch them!
431
00:18:28,811 --> 00:18:30,980
Stop moving! Turn on the lights!
432
00:18:38,154 --> 00:18:39,279
What are you doing?
433
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,780
We don't leave witnesses.
434
00:18:40,781 --> 00:18:42,157
Leave them alone!
435
00:18:43,409 --> 00:18:46,119
Hey, Lucky, guess what
you forgot at the casin...
436
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,203
Hey!
437
00:18:49,498 --> 00:18:50,624
What's going on here?
438
00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:51,958
Get out of here, old man,
439
00:18:51,959 --> 00:18:54,794
or I'm firing nine millimeters
into your silver dome.
440
00:18:54,795 --> 00:18:56,212
Thank you very much for warning me.
441
00:18:56,213 --> 00:18:57,422
I really appreciate that.
442
00:18:57,423 --> 00:18:58,923
But what's actually gonna happen is
443
00:18:58,924 --> 00:19:00,509
you're gonna drop that gun...
444
00:19:01,636 --> 00:19:04,012
you're gonna play
a little game of chance with me.
445
00:19:04,013 --> 00:19:05,138
I saw him play that game.
446
00:19:05,139 --> 00:19:06,890
He was really good at it.
You guys should play.
447
00:19:06,891 --> 00:19:08,642
You've got some balls, dude.
448
00:19:08,643 --> 00:19:10,685
Who the fuck do you think you are?
449
00:19:10,686 --> 00:19:13,104
He's a three-time William Penn
Entrepreneur of the Year!
450
00:19:13,105 --> 00:19:15,733
My name is Max. It's Max Sugar.
451
00:19:16,233 --> 00:19:18,652
Wait, you're Max Sugar?
452
00:19:18,653 --> 00:19:20,862
The maniac who took out
the Camden Gang?
453
00:19:20,863 --> 00:19:24,032
Oh, no.
They just lost a game of dice,
454
00:19:24,033 --> 00:19:26,576
which is what we're gonna play.
455
00:19:28,454 --> 00:19:31,206
- Odds or Even?
- No, sir, I-I-I, I don't think that I...
456
00:19:31,207 --> 00:19:34,000
Or I could just go to your house
and make your family play instead.
457
00:19:34,001 --> 00:19:35,794
- Do you want that?
- No. I'll... I'll play, I'll play!
458
00:19:35,795 --> 00:19:38,005
Um... even.
459
00:19:38,339 --> 00:19:39,589
Even.
460
00:19:40,841 --> 00:19:41,925
Even!
461
00:19:41,926 --> 00:19:43,885
You get to go home.
462
00:19:43,886 --> 00:19:46,471
So, you have three seconds
to do that. One...
463
00:19:46,472 --> 00:19:47,598
Let's fucking go!
464
00:19:54,188 --> 00:19:55,522
Wow. They're fast.
465
00:19:55,523 --> 00:19:56,649
Max, I just wanna...
466
00:19:58,901 --> 00:20:00,193
Tony. Yes.
467
00:20:00,194 --> 00:20:02,321
Um, I think there's five of them.
468
00:20:03,447 --> 00:20:06,658
Um, no. No.
469
00:20:06,659 --> 00:20:08,577
What was the first one? Shotgun.
470
00:20:09,745 --> 00:20:11,413
Yeah, just try to...
471
00:20:11,414 --> 00:20:13,708
Alright. Alright,
I'll talk to you later. Bye.
472
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:16,460
I just wanted to say that...
473
00:20:23,759 --> 00:20:24,843
You were saying?
474
00:20:24,844 --> 00:20:27,137
Um...
475
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:28,305
Uh, th-thank you.
476
00:20:29,014 --> 00:20:30,850
Yeah. We just really, really appreciate
477
00:20:31,225 --> 00:20:33,143
everything you've just done for us.
478
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:34,478
Oh, no problem.
479
00:20:35,855 --> 00:20:37,939
Well, I should go.
480
00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:39,858
I should get back to that successful
481
00:20:39,859 --> 00:20:41,943
money-laundering casino of mine.
482
00:20:47,324 --> 00:20:48,325
Hmm.
483
00:20:49,952 --> 00:20:52,036
Yeah, well... Well, get home safe.
484
00:20:52,037 --> 00:20:53,246
I will.
485
00:20:53,247 --> 00:20:54,957
Wait, Max.
486
00:20:55,791 --> 00:20:56,875
Yes?
487
00:21:00,129 --> 00:21:06,302
I think... I can mix business
and pleasure with you.
488
00:21:07,219 --> 00:21:08,471
Are you sure?
489
00:21:09,805 --> 00:21:11,015
I don't want to rush things.
490
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:15,269
I'm sure.
491
00:21:17,897 --> 00:21:20,565
You can fuck me, but don't fuck me over.
492
00:21:26,071 --> 00:21:27,655
So happy to be in business together.
493
00:21:27,656 --> 00:21:29,450
Read the room!
494
00:21:30,117 --> 00:21:31,826
- Why?
- They're trying to have a moment.
495
00:21:31,827 --> 00:21:33,077
Look at them.
496
00:21:33,078 --> 00:21:35,413
- Oh, uh, sorry, guys.
- Come on.
497
00:21:35,414 --> 00:21:37,082
- Shut the fuck up. Let's go.
- Oh!
498
00:21:52,973 --> 00:21:54,516
I feel it in my heart, guys.
499
00:21:54,517 --> 00:21:56,810
Ahmad was behind the deli robbery,
and I'm gonna get him.
500
00:21:56,811 --> 00:21:58,144
Alright, relax, John Wick.
501
00:21:58,145 --> 00:22:00,146
We’ll get Ahmad once Max cleans
our money, okay?
502
00:22:00,147 --> 00:22:01,190
One step at a time.
503
00:22:01,482 --> 00:22:02,733
You really like Max?
504
00:22:03,526 --> 00:22:06,028
I like that he doesn't ask
annoying questions.
505
00:22:07,279 --> 00:22:10,074
Okay. Everything's looking good.
506
00:22:10,616 --> 00:22:12,200
Yeah, it is.
507
00:22:15,287 --> 00:22:16,538
Whoa.
508
00:22:16,539 --> 00:22:19,958
I have never felt less sex-positive.
509
00:22:22,545 --> 00:22:23,796
Yeah, yeah. We should go.
510
00:22:24,338 --> 00:22:25,713
But which do you prefer, sir?
511
00:22:25,714 --> 00:22:27,507
You should know I'd rather
have you make a mistake
512
00:22:27,508 --> 00:22:28,759
than ask a question.
513
00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:33,555
The Dars have been spotted
at the Sugar Palace Casino.
514
00:22:33,556 --> 00:22:35,306
Yes! That's what I'm talking about.
515
00:22:35,307 --> 00:22:36,766
Time to make a trip to the Sugar Palace.
516
00:22:36,767 --> 00:22:38,518
- We're gonna get those fucking Dars.
- Mm-hmm.
517
00:22:38,519 --> 00:22:40,728
Especially the cuter one.
518
00:22:40,729 --> 00:22:42,106
Unless he's your cousin?
519
00:22:43,232 --> 00:22:45,650
I'm just joshing.
I know you're one of the good ones.
520
00:22:45,651 --> 00:22:46,734
I am, sir.
521
00:22:46,735 --> 00:22:50,905
Yeah, but they're not,
and we are gonna take them down.
522
00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:11,241
You are a business god!
523
00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:15,204
Ooh-ooh!
524
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,288
Oh!
525
00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:18,248
Lucky, I would be the happiest
526
00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:20,751
if I could call you
Chief Executive Officer
527
00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:22,544
of a fake corporation.
528
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,046
This is every girl's dream.
529
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,881
We're gonna get those Dars.
530
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,007
And we need hard evidence.
531
00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:28,425
It's too risky to pull a frame job.
532
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:31,679
It's chive o'clock!
533
00:24:31,762 --> 00:24:33,389
You know I'm intermittent fasting.
534
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:36,308
Lucky, this is couples' therapy.
535
00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:39,019
You will never fix me.
536
00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:40,896
I'm just gonna take a benzo,
if that's okay.
537
00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:43,232
Ahmad killed Baba.
538
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,776
- Bring Ahmad's head for me?
- You're not coming with us?
539
00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:48,237
You can do this!
You have your brother with you.
540
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,407
You have pulled a Rambo.
541
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:54,618
My man is in the clink!
542
00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:56,787
- I didn't do it.
- Of course you didn't.
543
00:24:58,455 --> 00:24:59,957
- You both want me?
- Yes, Lucky.
544
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,252
Whoever can get Raj out of jail gets me.
545
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,087
You guys want to date my Auntie?
546
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:07,131
- Then you're gonna have to...
- We know. We followed.
547
00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:09,049
- She made it really clear.
- Stated it so plainly.
548
00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:11,760
This is what the universe wants for us.
549
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:12,845
Oh really? Does it?
550
00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:14,430
- Ah!
- Whoo!
551
00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:18,267
Did you really bring cocaine
to a pitch meeting?
552
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,145
These boys know how to party!
553
00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:28,861
- She scares me.
- Have fun.39778
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