1 00:00:10,088 --> 00:00:11,172 - Damn! - Damn! 2 00:00:12,466 --> 00:00:14,217 Let's just all take a deep breath. 3 00:00:15,719 --> 00:00:17,553 Previously, on Deli Boys... 4 00:00:17,554 --> 00:00:19,680 My boys, if you're seeing this, 5 00:00:19,681 --> 00:00:21,724 it means the unthinkable has happened. 6 00:00:24,102 --> 00:00:26,563 Time to learn how you'll make real money! 7 00:00:26,980 --> 00:00:28,189 With cocaine! 8 00:00:28,190 --> 00:00:31,818 Just think of Ahmad and I as your trusted consiglieres. 9 00:00:34,696 --> 00:00:36,197 If you want us to move your smack, 10 00:00:36,198 --> 00:00:38,199 we want 50% of your drug money. 11 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,660 Nandika, how would you like to marry my brother? 12 00:00:40,661 --> 00:00:42,079 - What? - Dad, tell Mom to say yes. 13 00:00:43,205 --> 00:00:44,664 We should get West Philly. 14 00:00:44,665 --> 00:00:46,415 The balls on these guys. 15 00:00:47,751 --> 00:00:48,876 West Philly's yours. 16 00:00:51,046 --> 00:00:53,757 - Ahmad. - Your taking the fall for Baba's murder. 17 00:00:54,299 --> 00:00:55,550 FBI, freeze! 18 00:00:55,551 --> 00:00:57,219 Ahmad had your father... killed! 19 00:00:57,803 --> 00:00:58,804 Ahmad! 20 00:00:59,513 --> 00:01:00,514 I'm gonna kill him. 21 00:01:01,348 --> 00:01:02,431 - Oh! - Ooh! 22 00:01:09,564 --> 00:01:10,731 Oh! 23 00:01:10,732 --> 00:01:11,816 What the hell?! 24 00:01:13,443 --> 00:01:14,945 Tell us where the money is! 25 00:01:17,364 --> 00:01:19,031 - Benjamin Franklin? - That's White Madea. 26 00:01:19,032 --> 00:01:20,741 What the fuck you mean, "White Madea"? 27 00:01:20,742 --> 00:01:22,118 What are you doing? Put your mask back on! 28 00:01:22,119 --> 00:01:24,287 - Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. - Hide the cash. 29 00:01:40,220 --> 00:01:41,972 Ah, a hundred for you. 30 00:01:43,056 --> 00:01:44,557 A one hundred for you. 31 00:01:44,558 --> 00:01:46,934 A hundred for you. Beautiful day, huh? 32 00:01:46,935 --> 00:01:49,313 - Get yourself an extra drink, fellas. - Frankies for you. Wow! 33 00:01:49,771 --> 00:01:51,023 A billy for you. 34 00:01:51,690 --> 00:01:52,941 You get a rack. 35 00:01:54,484 --> 00:01:56,402 Good morning! We're here to meet with the proprietor 36 00:01:56,403 --> 00:01:57,611 of this esteemed establishment. 37 00:01:57,612 --> 00:01:59,947 - And you are? - Oh. We are DarCo, motherfucker. 38 00:01:59,948 --> 00:02:02,491 "DarCo Motherfuck..." 39 00:02:02,492 --> 00:02:04,535 We have an appointment with Max Sugar. 40 00:02:04,536 --> 00:02:05,787 I know who you are. 41 00:02:06,413 --> 00:02:09,457 You guys are legends around these parts. Congrats. 42 00:02:09,458 --> 00:02:12,293 Being rich is hard, man. You know what I'm talking about? 43 00:02:12,294 --> 00:02:13,753 I told you my ideas work. 44 00:02:13,754 --> 00:02:16,505 "Oh, Mir, thank you so much for taking DarCo to the next stratosphere. 45 00:02:16,506 --> 00:02:17,758 - You're so smart and..." - Mir, dude, relax. 46 00:02:19,426 --> 00:02:21,010 They're with me. 47 00:02:21,011 --> 00:02:22,720 I'm not gonna kiss this Max Sugar guy's ass 48 00:02:22,721 --> 00:02:23,846 just because he owns a casino. 49 00:02:23,847 --> 00:02:25,806 Then I'll kiss his ass because he's the only option 50 00:02:25,807 --> 00:02:27,433 we have left to launder our cash. 51 00:02:27,434 --> 00:02:29,185 Oh, yeah? You're gonna tickle his taint, too? 52 00:02:29,186 --> 00:02:30,853 Oh, my God, shut up and focus! 53 00:02:30,854 --> 00:02:32,980 We're screwed if he says no. You know that, right? 54 00:02:32,981 --> 00:02:34,857 The Pho Brothers, the Clark Park gang, 55 00:02:34,858 --> 00:02:37,568 every criminal in South Philly is trying to jack our shit. 56 00:02:37,569 --> 00:02:39,278 Not to mention whoever blew up the deli. 57 00:02:41,156 --> 00:02:42,907 Come on, Mir. You know that was Ahmad. 58 00:02:42,908 --> 00:02:44,408 Raj, focus. 59 00:02:44,409 --> 00:02:45,744 Just let me do the talking. Okay? 60 00:02:46,953 --> 00:02:48,537 - Ooh. - Have a seat. 61 00:02:48,538 --> 00:02:49,748 - Don't touch nothing. - Oh. 62 00:02:50,123 --> 00:02:51,541 The big leagues. 63 00:02:56,171 --> 00:02:59,215 Wow. If we can get this deal done, 64 00:02:59,216 --> 00:03:02,259 maybe Auntie won’t still have to do the grunt work of running a drug empire 65 00:03:02,260 --> 00:03:04,095 and you two can finally man up. 66 00:03:04,096 --> 00:03:05,179 - We do things. - Yeah. 67 00:03:05,180 --> 00:03:06,430 - Thanks for the pre-game hype. - Shh! 68 00:03:06,431 --> 00:03:08,099 - Kone kone me camera hai. - Oh. 69 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,393 Hello. 70 00:03:10,435 --> 00:03:11,519 Huh? 71 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:12,853 - Hey! - Oh, shit! 72 00:03:12,854 --> 00:03:14,689 I'm sorry. 73 00:03:14,690 --> 00:03:16,191 I did not mean to scare you. 74 00:03:16,817 --> 00:03:18,943 Or, maybe I did mean to scare you a little. 75 00:03:18,944 --> 00:03:20,903 You especially, 'cause you squealed a little. 76 00:03:20,904 --> 00:03:22,322 That was really good. You're like, "Ah!" 77 00:03:23,073 --> 00:03:25,491 I-I would say it's... Uh, I was just startled. 78 00:03:25,492 --> 00:03:26,952 What's the sound you made? 79 00:03:27,369 --> 00:03:28,744 We don't, we don't have to do that. 80 00:03:28,745 --> 00:03:30,413 Yeah, we have to do it. 81 00:03:30,414 --> 00:03:31,665 What was... What was the sound? 82 00:03:32,290 --> 00:03:34,626 Yeah. It's fear. 83 00:03:37,003 --> 00:03:38,004 Are you still scared? 84 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:41,007 - I don't want to talk about it. - I'm scared. 85 00:03:43,969 --> 00:03:45,052 You are. 86 00:04:00,068 --> 00:04:02,987 Well, we don't want to waste any of your time, so I'll get to it. 87 00:04:02,988 --> 00:04:05,197 Mr. Sugar, due to our recent success, 88 00:04:05,198 --> 00:04:07,241 our profits have tripled. 89 00:04:07,242 --> 00:04:08,451 We have record cash flow, 90 00:04:08,452 --> 00:04:10,911 and we're the number one coke distributor in Philly. 91 00:04:10,912 --> 00:04:13,330 Long story short, we are that bad bitch 92 00:04:13,331 --> 00:04:14,915 and you could be our sugar daddy. 93 00:04:14,916 --> 00:04:16,500 {\an8}So, here we are. 94 00:04:16,501 --> 00:04:17,710 {\an8}Just a drug empire, 95 00:04:17,711 --> 00:04:19,712 {\an8}standing in front of a casino mogul, 96 00:04:19,713 --> 00:04:20,797 {\an8}asking him to launder. 97 00:04:21,715 --> 00:04:23,216 {\an8}Hmm. Hmm. 98 00:04:24,050 --> 00:04:25,593 {\an8}Cool monitors, Patriot Act. 99 00:04:25,594 --> 00:04:26,927 {\an8}Hey, how far do these tapes go back? 100 00:04:26,928 --> 00:04:28,554 {\an8}I'm looking for this traitor, named Ahmad. 101 00:04:28,555 --> 00:04:29,972 Shut up and sit down! 102 00:04:31,767 --> 00:04:35,853 {\an8}- Here? - Here. 103 00:04:35,854 --> 00:04:37,022 Whoa! 104 00:04:38,565 --> 00:04:40,317 Wouldn't want to cross her, huh? 105 00:04:40,692 --> 00:04:42,067 No, you wouldn't. 106 00:04:42,068 --> 00:04:43,652 Which is why I won't. 107 00:04:43,653 --> 00:04:45,113 If you did, you'd be sorry. 108 00:04:47,532 --> 00:04:49,158 {\an8}I don't understand this vibe. 109 00:04:49,159 --> 00:04:51,619 {\an8}Uh, Mr. Sugar, if I could just have your attention for a second. 110 00:04:51,620 --> 00:04:55,581 Uh, DarCo is now grossing over two million dollars per quarter, 111 00:04:55,582 --> 00:04:56,916 so we would love to just, you know, 112 00:04:56,917 --> 00:04:58,459 get down to business, see what we can do. 113 00:04:58,460 --> 00:05:01,295 {\an8}Well, the thing is, I don't do anything illegal here. 114 00:05:01,296 --> 00:05:02,379 {\an8}I do. 115 00:05:02,380 --> 00:05:03,547 So, we'll make this quick. 116 00:05:03,548 --> 00:05:06,383 We take a 20% cut of every dollar laundered here. 117 00:05:06,384 --> 00:05:09,262 {\an8}There is no way in hell we can do that. 118 00:05:09,971 --> 00:05:11,514 {\an8}- Five percent. - Oh, I see. 119 00:05:11,515 --> 00:05:13,349 {\an8}We're gonna do that thing where we go back and forth. 120 00:05:13,350 --> 00:05:15,726 {\an8}That's great. Uh, but I said 20! 121 00:05:15,727 --> 00:05:17,853 - Four percent. - Twenty. 122 00:05:17,854 --> 00:05:19,313 Twenty-eight. 123 00:05:19,314 --> 00:05:20,439 - What? - What? 124 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:21,690 It felt wrong the moment I said it. 125 00:05:21,691 --> 00:05:23,318 {\an8}The thing is, Mr. Sugar... 126 00:05:24,736 --> 00:05:26,362 {\an8}we don't need this deal. 127 00:05:26,363 --> 00:05:27,489 {\an8}Mm. 128 00:05:28,281 --> 00:05:29,782 {\an8}That's good. I almost believed you. 129 00:05:34,412 --> 00:05:36,206 {\an8}I like dealing with real criminals, 130 00:05:37,082 --> 00:05:38,959 {\an8}not fake ones 131 00:05:39,751 --> 00:05:42,628 {\an8}that pose for magazine covers. 132 00:05:45,298 --> 00:05:47,967 {\an8}Sir, I have this issue. 133 00:05:47,968 --> 00:05:49,552 Man, you look incredible! 134 00:05:49,553 --> 00:05:51,720 Like a mix of Steve Jobs and Mr. Wonderful. 135 00:05:51,721 --> 00:05:53,389 I mean, you're a real silver fox. 136 00:05:53,390 --> 00:05:55,558 And not to mention, your eyes are popping. 137 00:05:55,559 --> 00:05:56,851 {\an8}Is this Photoshop? 138 00:05:56,852 --> 00:05:58,186 {\an8}I've heard that before. 139 00:05:58,770 --> 00:06:01,189 {\an8}That my eyes really... 140 00:06:03,233 --> 00:06:04,441 pop. 141 00:06:10,907 --> 00:06:12,367 Oh, I don't like that at all. 142 00:06:13,076 --> 00:06:15,036 Looks like someone forgot their table manners. 143 00:06:21,585 --> 00:06:22,668 Yeah! 144 00:06:22,669 --> 00:06:24,044 Hi. Good afternoon, everybody. 145 00:06:24,045 --> 00:06:25,171 You enjoying yourselves? 146 00:06:25,714 --> 00:06:28,507 Good. Uh, I'm the owner of the casino, Max Sugar, 147 00:06:28,508 --> 00:06:31,344 and I'm down here on the floor. 148 00:06:31,887 --> 00:06:33,679 Do we think that's good news or bad news? 149 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:36,433 See, this is a guy who knows how to behave, you know? 150 00:06:37,225 --> 00:06:38,226 Professional. 151 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:42,062 You. 152 00:06:42,063 --> 00:06:43,273 Are they yours? 153 00:06:43,982 --> 00:06:45,232 - Uh... - Whoa. 154 00:06:45,233 --> 00:06:46,735 These are very heavy, huh? 155 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:49,738 Kinda lopsided. Let's try this out. 156 00:06:51,698 --> 00:06:54,992 Hard six. That happens. Let's try it again. 157 00:06:54,993 --> 00:06:56,118 Could just be lucky. 158 00:06:57,329 --> 00:06:58,579 Hard six again. 159 00:06:58,580 --> 00:07:00,332 See? That's hard to swallow. 160 00:07:01,666 --> 00:07:02,709 Grab him. 161 00:07:03,376 --> 00:07:05,252 There's a game I like to play with people. 162 00:07:05,253 --> 00:07:07,421 It's called "Eat the Dice." 163 00:07:07,422 --> 00:07:08,714 Did you ever hear of Eat the Dice? 164 00:07:08,715 --> 00:07:10,132 - No. - Oh. What you do is, 165 00:07:10,133 --> 00:07:12,135 first, you put these dice in your hand. 166 00:07:12,636 --> 00:07:13,802 There we go. 167 00:07:13,803 --> 00:07:16,805 Kinda look at 'em and you go, "Wow, look at these dice." 168 00:07:16,806 --> 00:07:19,059 Then, you put 'em in your mouth. 169 00:07:19,517 --> 00:07:22,646 - Mr. Sugar, I... - Otherwise, Tony's gonna do it for you. 170 00:07:23,229 --> 00:07:24,480 - Oh. - Ugh. 171 00:07:24,481 --> 00:07:26,066 This is getting dark. 172 00:07:26,524 --> 00:07:27,983 There you go. Now, don't swallow 'em. 173 00:07:27,984 --> 00:07:30,069 The key is you've gotta chew them. 174 00:07:30,070 --> 00:07:32,029 Alright, I take it back. He's definitely not a good guy. 175 00:07:32,030 --> 00:07:33,447 Like you're chewing gum. 176 00:07:33,448 --> 00:07:35,491 Alright, break those things down. 177 00:07:35,492 --> 00:07:38,118 Let's count this down. Ready? To 32. 178 00:07:38,119 --> 00:07:39,328 - One... - One... 179 00:07:39,329 --> 00:07:40,412 - two... - two... 180 00:07:40,413 --> 00:07:41,664 - three... - Three. 181 00:07:41,665 --> 00:07:42,873 - Stop it! - Four, 182 00:07:42,874 --> 00:07:44,416 five, six... 183 00:07:44,417 --> 00:07:45,876 Oh, that's enough. Six. 184 00:07:45,877 --> 00:07:48,295 Ooh! 185 00:07:48,296 --> 00:07:50,840 You lost a tooth. Take him away. 186 00:07:54,803 --> 00:07:56,596 That's one way of dealing with that. 187 00:07:57,806 --> 00:08:01,225 I got spittle on my tie, so I think, uh, 188 00:08:01,226 --> 00:08:02,518 I have to reschedule. 189 00:08:02,519 --> 00:08:03,602 Oh. 190 00:08:03,603 --> 00:08:05,854 He's fucking with us. Let's go. 191 00:08:05,855 --> 00:08:09,526 No, no, wait! I still want to do that haggling thing again. 192 00:08:10,151 --> 00:08:11,652 What if we meet tonight at 7:00? 193 00:08:11,653 --> 00:08:15,739 And I think maybe... just Lucky. 194 00:08:15,740 --> 00:08:17,116 You seem more like the boss. 195 00:08:17,117 --> 00:08:18,909 - Actually, we share responsibility. - No. Kinda like a trio. 196 00:08:18,910 --> 00:08:20,369 - We do a lot of things. - We... Co-Chief Saabs. 197 00:08:20,370 --> 00:08:21,621 I'll be there. 198 00:08:22,038 --> 00:08:24,289 Alright. It's a date. 199 00:08:24,290 --> 00:08:26,084 Mm. Not a date. 200 00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:28,753 - Fair enough. I'll see you at 7:00. - 8:00. 201 00:08:29,796 --> 00:08:30,879 7:30. 202 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,591 7:45, or I don't come at all. 203 00:08:34,217 --> 00:08:36,885 7:46. I think we've got a good rapport going on, 204 00:08:36,886 --> 00:08:37,887 I like this. 205 00:08:38,638 --> 00:08:40,056 7:45. 206 00:08:45,186 --> 00:08:47,896 Philadelphia, are you sick of drug dealers, 207 00:08:47,897 --> 00:08:50,399 sickos, and crooks ruining your city? 208 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:53,652 It's time to stand up and say heck no to drugs 209 00:08:53,653 --> 00:08:56,321 and say heck yes to Chadwater for Mayor. 210 00:08:56,322 --> 00:08:57,406 I'm Andrew Chadwater, 211 00:08:57,407 --> 00:08:59,491 and I'm running for Mayor of Philadelphia. 212 00:08:59,492 --> 00:09:00,869 And I approve this message. 213 00:09:01,327 --> 00:09:03,537 I have the highest prosecution rate in three years. 214 00:09:03,538 --> 00:09:05,956 I'm not throwing that away because she "might" be innocent. 215 00:09:07,042 --> 00:09:09,001 What's the latest on this Jawnie situation? 216 00:09:09,002 --> 00:09:11,378 Uh, Jawnies are officially an epidemic. 217 00:09:11,379 --> 00:09:13,922 Jawnies are this new trend where you mix cocaine with water ices... 218 00:09:13,923 --> 00:09:15,299 I know what Jawnies are! 219 00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:17,342 - Watch this! - Jawnies! Jawnies! 220 00:09:18,845 --> 00:09:20,971 Mm. Effin' Dars! 221 00:09:20,972 --> 00:09:22,556 Jawnies are just another cheap way 222 00:09:22,557 --> 00:09:25,851 to push their baloney, black market agenda to college kids. 223 00:09:25,852 --> 00:09:27,228 That one is pretty cute. 224 00:09:27,896 --> 00:09:30,439 Turn that off. You clearly like this too much. 225 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:33,359 That girl has a back injury now. She's never gonna be the same. 226 00:09:34,527 --> 00:09:36,111 I know this is a sensitive matter for you 227 00:09:36,112 --> 00:09:38,238 with your ex-husband being a coke addict. 228 00:09:38,239 --> 00:09:40,157 Hey! We're not talking about Craig. 229 00:09:40,158 --> 00:09:41,159 Okay. 230 00:09:41,785 --> 00:09:43,410 - Did he call? - No. 231 00:09:43,411 --> 00:09:45,204 Gosh dammit! 232 00:09:46,498 --> 00:09:49,750 If the Dars weren't out there slinging the devil's snow around the city, 233 00:09:49,751 --> 00:09:51,543 Craig would be at home right now making me a pasta 234 00:09:51,544 --> 00:09:53,087 from The New York Times. 235 00:09:53,088 --> 00:09:54,964 And the streets of Philadelphia would be safe. 236 00:09:56,716 --> 00:09:58,592 Didn't Craig's addiction start before? 237 00:10:00,303 --> 00:10:01,720 That's none of your business, Jim. 238 00:10:01,721 --> 00:10:03,722 So, why don't you shut your fat mouth? You're fired. 239 00:10:05,975 --> 00:10:07,142 Jim, I said you're fired! 240 00:10:07,143 --> 00:10:08,852 Train that twink next to you to do what you do 241 00:10:08,853 --> 00:10:10,312 and get the fuck out! 242 00:10:10,313 --> 00:10:11,773 I just do laptop. 243 00:10:12,190 --> 00:10:13,358 That went great. 244 00:10:14,901 --> 00:10:16,068 Fucking narc. 245 00:10:16,069 --> 00:10:17,152 Darwaza kholo. 246 00:10:20,990 --> 00:10:23,700 Welcome home, leaders of DarCo! 247 00:10:24,869 --> 00:10:26,912 Thanks for watching the cash, Matthew. 248 00:10:26,913 --> 00:10:28,997 - It is but a privilege. - I'll take that. 249 00:10:28,998 --> 00:10:30,082 What the hell is this? 250 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:32,417 You put five G's in the wheat bread? I use this for fiber. 251 00:10:32,418 --> 00:10:34,795 The freezer's, like, completely full. 252 00:10:34,796 --> 00:10:36,964 What are you even doing when we're not here? 253 00:10:36,965 --> 00:10:39,424 I hide the cash like you... told me to. 254 00:10:39,425 --> 00:10:41,718 I could buy a bloody Porsche with these laddus. 255 00:10:41,719 --> 00:10:44,138 Lucky Auntie, we've run out of places to hide our money. 256 00:10:44,139 --> 00:10:46,098 We finally get cash in a cashless world. 257 00:10:46,099 --> 00:10:47,808 Ironic, Alanis. 258 00:10:47,809 --> 00:10:48,852 Okay. 259 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,270 Why would you put cash in a chip bag? 260 00:10:51,271 --> 00:10:52,354 Don't touch that! 261 00:10:52,355 --> 00:10:53,605 Oh, shit! 262 00:10:56,067 --> 00:10:57,234 What the fuck was that? 263 00:10:57,235 --> 00:10:59,486 Bro, do you think I'm an idiot that wouldn't protect our cash 264 00:10:59,487 --> 00:11:00,904 - with booby traps? - Oh, my God. 265 00:11:00,905 --> 00:11:02,114 Yeah, I do think you're an idiot. 266 00:11:02,115 --> 00:11:03,740 Why didn't you give me a warning? That could have hit me! 267 00:11:03,741 --> 00:11:05,033 You're fine. 268 00:11:05,034 --> 00:11:07,953 Oh, my God. We gotta get that deal done tonight, Lucky. 269 00:11:07,954 --> 00:11:09,121 Just flirt a little, 270 00:11:09,122 --> 00:11:11,540 show a little clavicle, laugh at his jokes. 271 00:11:11,541 --> 00:11:13,083 He'll pretend to listen. Come on. 272 00:11:13,084 --> 00:11:15,002 Show him a little leg. Give him that neck. 273 00:11:15,003 --> 00:11:17,462 No chance, boys, I don't mix business and pleasure. 274 00:11:17,463 --> 00:11:19,464 - Why not? - Because gadhe, 275 00:11:19,465 --> 00:11:22,176 sex is transactional and business is intimate. 276 00:11:22,177 --> 00:11:23,719 Oh, wow. That's healthy. 277 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:26,221 Don't worry. We can manage without this man. 278 00:11:26,222 --> 00:11:29,099 Hey, hey, Lucky Auntie, loo... look! Look at me. Stop! 279 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:32,061 You cannot fit two million dollars a quarter in your... 280 00:11:32,896 --> 00:11:33,897 bosom. 281 00:11:40,153 --> 00:11:41,236 You can't. 282 00:11:41,237 --> 00:11:42,238 Fine. 283 00:11:43,364 --> 00:11:45,741 I'll go make this deal if I think I trust him. 284 00:11:45,742 --> 00:11:47,201 - Thank you. - In the meantime, 285 00:11:47,202 --> 00:11:48,869 secure the deli. 286 00:11:48,870 --> 00:11:50,580 Make sure no one comes in and out. 287 00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:52,623 Matthew, don't be a baby. 288 00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:53,832 Have fun on your date! 289 00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:55,042 Make good choices! 290 00:11:55,043 --> 00:11:57,044 Hey, um, could somebody take me to the hospital? 291 00:11:57,045 --> 00:11:59,087 Matthew, just shut up. Oh, my God! 292 00:11:59,088 --> 00:12:00,172 Oh! What happened to you? 293 00:12:00,173 --> 00:12:01,506 The chips, man. 294 00:12:01,507 --> 00:12:03,134 - You did this! - This is your fault! 295 00:12:16,898 --> 00:12:19,983 I knew this was a trap. That motherfucker. 296 00:12:29,702 --> 00:12:32,121 Lucky, welcome. 297 00:12:33,331 --> 00:12:34,665 Max? 298 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:37,251 I wanted us to have a little privacy for our meeting tonight, 299 00:12:37,252 --> 00:12:39,587 so I closed the casino. 300 00:12:41,798 --> 00:12:42,799 Namkeen? 301 00:12:43,258 --> 00:12:44,425 No, thank you. 302 00:12:53,142 --> 00:12:54,143 Okay. 303 00:12:59,565 --> 00:13:00,983 You know, 304 00:13:00,984 --> 00:13:02,401 you could put your gun away. 305 00:13:02,402 --> 00:13:05,071 It's my emotional support gun. 306 00:13:08,074 --> 00:13:11,201 Would you prefer one or two tripwires, Chief Saab? 307 00:13:11,202 --> 00:13:12,536 "Raj" is fine. 308 00:13:12,537 --> 00:13:14,413 Mir's got the boner for the whole "Chief Saab" thing. 309 00:13:14,414 --> 00:13:17,624 Dude! Max won the William Penn Entrepreneur of the Year award 310 00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:20,419 2003, 2013, and 2023. 311 00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:22,671 I mean, he's like a generational superstar. 312 00:13:22,672 --> 00:13:24,798 Dude, you are obsessed with this Max guy. 313 00:13:24,799 --> 00:13:26,300 'Cause he's everything we could be. 314 00:13:26,301 --> 00:13:27,968 An ethnically ambiguous sadist 315 00:13:27,969 --> 00:13:29,344 who's into our Auntie? 316 00:13:29,345 --> 00:13:32,432 No, a criminal that's so good he's literally above the law. 317 00:13:32,932 --> 00:13:35,726 Like a white celebrity when they do vehicular manslaughter. 318 00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,562 You look good in my palace. 319 00:13:39,230 --> 00:13:41,440 I'd look better in my own palace. 320 00:13:43,067 --> 00:13:44,609 Who is that? 321 00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:47,237 That is my daughter, Seven. 322 00:13:47,238 --> 00:13:48,822 I'm a classic girl dad. 323 00:13:48,823 --> 00:13:50,323 I've seen Chappell Roan twice. 324 00:13:51,784 --> 00:13:54,036 Her mom died when she was young. 325 00:13:54,037 --> 00:13:55,746 Very tragic, you know? 326 00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,914 We just learned how to move on. 327 00:13:57,915 --> 00:13:59,249 I've been alone ever since. 328 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:00,876 I'm sorry. 329 00:14:00,877 --> 00:14:02,587 It's okay. But thank you. 330 00:14:05,339 --> 00:14:08,383 Okay, so we will launder our money through your casino. 331 00:14:08,384 --> 00:14:09,634 Three percent. That's standard... 332 00:14:09,635 --> 00:14:11,804 Uh, Lucky, let me just cut to the chase. 333 00:14:12,930 --> 00:14:15,933 I'm willing to do whatever laundering terms you want 334 00:14:16,601 --> 00:14:20,645 if you go on a second date with me? 335 00:14:20,646 --> 00:14:25,193 Max... this is not a first date. 336 00:14:25,902 --> 00:14:27,569 I don't mix business and pleasure. 337 00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:28,571 What if we play for it? 338 00:14:29,864 --> 00:14:31,407 Hmm? Blackjack? 339 00:14:33,618 --> 00:14:35,494 How do we become like this Max guy? 340 00:14:35,495 --> 00:14:38,205 Good question. We buy a golf course. 341 00:14:38,206 --> 00:14:40,665 We'll be rubbing shoulders with Philly's elite. 342 00:14:40,666 --> 00:14:43,585 Untouchable from cops. Away from all this riff-raff. 343 00:14:43,586 --> 00:14:45,003 Baba's dream. 344 00:14:45,004 --> 00:14:47,923 Exactly! And dude, I'm already texting with a guy 345 00:14:47,924 --> 00:14:50,550 who's on the board of the Doylestown Heights Golf Club. 346 00:14:50,551 --> 00:14:51,676 They're looking to sell. 347 00:14:51,677 --> 00:14:53,929 I love a riches-to-rags-to-riches story. 348 00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:55,765 We could be the next great American family. 349 00:14:56,641 --> 00:14:58,433 Like the Kennedys, but brown. 350 00:14:58,434 --> 00:15:00,977 Like the Rockefellers, but brown. 351 00:15:00,978 --> 00:15:02,730 Like the Hadids, but dudes. 352 00:15:03,189 --> 00:15:05,482 I'm Bella, obviously, 'cause I'm dark and mysterious. 353 00:15:05,483 --> 00:15:08,193 You're totally Bella. Dibs on Gigi. 354 00:15:08,194 --> 00:15:11,572 You idiots. That makes me Yolanda. 355 00:15:12,865 --> 00:15:14,325 The mother? 356 00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:17,410 If I win, we mix business and pleasure. 357 00:15:17,411 --> 00:15:21,499 If you win, you choose business or pleasure. 358 00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:24,042 - Deal. - Alright. 359 00:15:24,043 --> 00:15:25,128 But I deal. 360 00:15:26,504 --> 00:15:27,547 Fair enough. 361 00:15:35,263 --> 00:15:36,388 Alright, hit me. 362 00:15:36,389 --> 00:15:37,473 I'd love to. 363 00:15:38,641 --> 00:15:40,809 Oh, look at that. 364 00:15:40,810 --> 00:15:41,811 You won. 365 00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:46,732 Well, what are you gonna choose, Lucky? 366 00:15:47,733 --> 00:15:48,776 Fuck it. 367 00:15:55,908 --> 00:15:57,617 Hey. You okay? 368 00:15:57,618 --> 00:15:59,035 You haven't blinked in, like, 10 minutes. 369 00:15:59,036 --> 00:16:02,248 Just daydreaming about the first thing I'm gonna buy when we get our money clean. 370 00:16:03,207 --> 00:16:05,084 Carbon fiber bow and arrow to kill Ahmad. 371 00:16:05,543 --> 00:16:06,751 - Sssp. - I'll be ready for him. 372 00:16:13,217 --> 00:16:15,802 Lucky Auntie? Are you okay? 373 00:16:15,803 --> 00:16:17,179 Did you and Max get into a fight? 374 00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:18,764 Bro, that is not fight hair. 375 00:16:19,432 --> 00:16:20,516 That's fuck hair. 376 00:16:21,017 --> 00:16:23,102 Oh, so like a win-win? 377 00:16:23,728 --> 00:16:25,270 About that. 378 00:16:25,271 --> 00:16:26,396 As I was choking Max... 379 00:16:26,397 --> 00:16:28,148 - I told you they were fighting. - No, that's rough play. 380 00:16:28,149 --> 00:16:29,232 I'll teach you about it later. 381 00:16:29,233 --> 00:16:31,484 We don't need Max Sugar. 382 00:16:31,485 --> 00:16:34,738 - What? - We rebuilt DarCo on our own, right? 383 00:16:34,739 --> 00:16:36,823 With no help from any man, whatsoever. 384 00:16:36,824 --> 00:16:37,908 - I'm a man! - I'm a man! 385 00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:40,660 So, I just decided to have a night off. 386 00:16:40,661 --> 00:16:42,913 Consider it your Auntie's much needed vacation. 387 00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:45,665 No! We don't need vacations right now. 388 00:16:45,666 --> 00:16:47,918 We need to launder millions of dollars. 389 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,629 And the only person that can do that is Max Sugar. 390 00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:51,963 Why don't you guys listen to what I'm telling... 391 00:16:51,964 --> 00:16:53,048 Calm down! 392 00:16:53,049 --> 00:16:55,091 I don't know him well enough to get into bed with him. 393 00:16:55,092 --> 00:16:57,260 You were literally just in bed with him. 394 00:16:57,261 --> 00:16:58,970 That is disgusting. We did it on the floor. 395 00:16:58,971 --> 00:17:01,306 - Oh, gross! - You really have to stop with the details. 396 00:17:01,307 --> 00:17:04,017 Bacche, we've been here before, 397 00:17:04,018 --> 00:17:07,979 and we will figure this out as a family, like we always do. 398 00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:10,523 I, I just, I need a few more days. Just... 399 00:17:11,609 --> 00:17:13,109 Tell us where the money is! 400 00:17:13,110 --> 00:17:14,278 What the fuck? 401 00:17:16,864 --> 00:17:18,240 Show us the Benjamins! 402 00:17:18,241 --> 00:17:20,076 - Benjamin Franklin? - That's White Madea. 403 00:17:20,368 --> 00:17:21,785 What the fuck you mean, "White Madea"? 404 00:17:21,786 --> 00:17:23,161 What are you doing? Put your mask back on! 405 00:17:23,162 --> 00:17:25,330 - Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. - Hide the cash. 406 00:17:26,999 --> 00:17:28,084 Go, go, go, go! 407 00:17:32,672 --> 00:17:34,089 Fuck, where's my gun? 408 00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:38,134 Ah! We need back up! Get your asses in here! 409 00:17:38,135 --> 00:17:39,636 Blacklights? What is this Room Raiders? 410 00:17:39,637 --> 00:17:41,513 I rigged it so they can't see us but we can see them. 411 00:17:41,514 --> 00:17:42,931 - Keep packing. - Alright. No, wait! 412 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:46,935 I rigged the coke, too. 413 00:17:46,936 --> 00:17:50,063 Now they can see us, you idiot! 414 00:17:50,064 --> 00:17:51,731 Hey, where are you at? 415 00:17:51,732 --> 00:17:52,900 Yo, she's over here! 416 00:17:53,901 --> 00:17:55,987 Alright, forget the money. We gotta help Lucky. 417 00:18:00,866 --> 00:18:01,992 Okay. On my count. 418 00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:03,368 - One... - Now! 419 00:18:03,369 --> 00:18:04,703 Goddammit! 420 00:18:04,704 --> 00:18:06,162 - Hurry up, man! - I am! 421 00:18:06,163 --> 00:18:07,414 - Come here, bitchboy! - Shit. 422 00:18:07,415 --> 00:18:09,165 Hey! Get back! I'll throw this on you, I swear! 423 00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:10,668 What you think you're gonna do with that? 424 00:18:11,335 --> 00:18:12,419 Let's go! 425 00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:13,712 Come here! 426 00:18:13,713 --> 00:18:14,838 Got ya! 427 00:18:19,594 --> 00:18:21,553 What the fuck is this? 428 00:18:21,554 --> 00:18:23,138 Come on. Move! 429 00:18:24,807 --> 00:18:26,016 Let's go. 430 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,393 Don't touch them! 431 00:18:28,811 --> 00:18:30,980 Stop moving! Turn on the lights! 432 00:18:38,154 --> 00:18:39,279 What are you doing? 433 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,780 We don't leave witnesses. 434 00:18:40,781 --> 00:18:42,157 Leave them alone! 435 00:18:43,409 --> 00:18:46,119 Hey, Lucky, guess what you forgot at the casin... 436 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,203 Hey! 437 00:18:49,498 --> 00:18:50,624 What's going on here? 438 00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:51,958 Get out of here, old man, 439 00:18:51,959 --> 00:18:54,794 or I'm firing nine millimeters into your silver dome. 440 00:18:54,795 --> 00:18:56,212 Thank you very much for warning me. 441 00:18:56,213 --> 00:18:57,422 I really appreciate that. 442 00:18:57,423 --> 00:18:58,923 But what's actually gonna happen is 443 00:18:58,924 --> 00:19:00,509 you're gonna drop that gun... 444 00:19:01,636 --> 00:19:04,012 you're gonna play a little game of chance with me. 445 00:19:04,013 --> 00:19:05,138 I saw him play that game. 446 00:19:05,139 --> 00:19:06,890 He was really good at it. You guys should play. 447 00:19:06,891 --> 00:19:08,642 You've got some balls, dude. 448 00:19:08,643 --> 00:19:10,685 Who the fuck do you think you are? 449 00:19:10,686 --> 00:19:13,104 He's a three-time William Penn Entrepreneur of the Year! 450 00:19:13,105 --> 00:19:15,733 My name is Max. It's Max Sugar. 451 00:19:16,233 --> 00:19:18,652 Wait, you're Max Sugar? 452 00:19:18,653 --> 00:19:20,862 The maniac who took out the Camden Gang? 453 00:19:20,863 --> 00:19:24,032 Oh, no. They just lost a game of dice, 454 00:19:24,033 --> 00:19:26,576 which is what we're gonna play. 455 00:19:28,454 --> 00:19:31,206 - Odds or Even? - No, sir, I-I-I, I don't think that I... 456 00:19:31,207 --> 00:19:34,000 Or I could just go to your house and make your family play instead. 457 00:19:34,001 --> 00:19:35,794 - Do you want that? - No. I'll... I'll play, I'll play! 458 00:19:35,795 --> 00:19:38,005 Um... even. 459 00:19:38,339 --> 00:19:39,589 Even. 460 00:19:40,841 --> 00:19:41,925 Even! 461 00:19:41,926 --> 00:19:43,885 You get to go home. 462 00:19:43,886 --> 00:19:46,471 So, you have three seconds to do that. One... 463 00:19:46,472 --> 00:19:47,598 Let's fucking go! 464 00:19:54,188 --> 00:19:55,522 Wow. They're fast. 465 00:19:55,523 --> 00:19:56,649 Max, I just wanna... 466 00:19:58,901 --> 00:20:00,193 Tony. Yes. 467 00:20:00,194 --> 00:20:02,321 Um, I think there's five of them. 468 00:20:03,447 --> 00:20:06,658 Um, no. No. 469 00:20:06,659 --> 00:20:08,577 What was the first one? Shotgun. 470 00:20:09,745 --> 00:20:11,413 Yeah, just try to... 471 00:20:11,414 --> 00:20:13,708 Alright. Alright, I'll talk to you later. Bye. 472 00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:16,460 I just wanted to say that... 473 00:20:23,759 --> 00:20:24,843 You were saying? 474 00:20:24,844 --> 00:20:27,137 Um... 475 00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:28,305 Uh, th-thank you. 476 00:20:29,014 --> 00:20:30,850 Yeah. We just really, really appreciate 477 00:20:31,225 --> 00:20:33,143 everything you've just done for us. 478 00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:34,478 Oh, no problem. 479 00:20:35,855 --> 00:20:37,939 Well, I should go. 480 00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:39,858 I should get back to that successful 481 00:20:39,859 --> 00:20:41,943 money-laundering casino of mine. 482 00:20:47,324 --> 00:20:48,325 Hmm. 483 00:20:49,952 --> 00:20:52,036 Yeah, well... Well, get home safe. 484 00:20:52,037 --> 00:20:53,246 I will. 485 00:20:53,247 --> 00:20:54,957 Wait, Max. 486 00:20:55,791 --> 00:20:56,875 Yes? 487 00:21:00,129 --> 00:21:06,302 I think... I can mix business and pleasure with you. 488 00:21:07,219 --> 00:21:08,471 Are you sure? 489 00:21:09,805 --> 00:21:11,015 I don't want to rush things. 490 00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:15,269 I'm sure. 491 00:21:17,897 --> 00:21:20,565 You can fuck me, but don't fuck me over. 492 00:21:26,071 --> 00:21:27,655 So happy to be in business together. 493 00:21:27,656 --> 00:21:29,450 Read the room! 494 00:21:30,117 --> 00:21:31,826 - Why? - They're trying to have a moment. 495 00:21:31,827 --> 00:21:33,077 Look at them. 496 00:21:33,078 --> 00:21:35,413 - Oh, uh, sorry, guys. - Come on. 497 00:21:35,414 --> 00:21:37,082 - Shut the fuck up. Let's go. - Oh! 498 00:21:52,973 --> 00:21:54,516 I feel it in my heart, guys. 499 00:21:54,517 --> 00:21:56,810 Ahmad was behind the deli robbery, and I'm gonna get him. 500 00:21:56,811 --> 00:21:58,144 Alright, relax, John Wick. 501 00:21:58,145 --> 00:22:00,146 We’ll get Ahmad once Max cleans our money, okay? 502 00:22:00,147 --> 00:22:01,190 One step at a time. 503 00:22:01,482 --> 00:22:02,733 You really like Max? 504 00:22:03,526 --> 00:22:06,028 I like that he doesn't ask annoying questions. 505 00:22:07,279 --> 00:22:10,074 Okay. Everything's looking good. 506 00:22:10,616 --> 00:22:12,200 Yeah, it is. 507 00:22:15,287 --> 00:22:16,538 Whoa. 508 00:22:16,539 --> 00:22:19,958 I have never felt less sex-positive. 509 00:22:22,545 --> 00:22:23,796 Yeah, yeah. We should go. 510 00:22:24,338 --> 00:22:25,713 But which do you prefer, sir? 511 00:22:25,714 --> 00:22:27,507 You should know I'd rather have you make a mistake 512 00:22:27,508 --> 00:22:28,759 than ask a question. 513 00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:33,555 The Dars have been spotted at the Sugar Palace Casino. 514 00:22:33,556 --> 00:22:35,306 Yes! That's what I'm talking about. 515 00:22:35,307 --> 00:22:36,766 Time to make a trip to the Sugar Palace. 516 00:22:36,767 --> 00:22:38,518 - We're gonna get those fucking Dars. - Mm-hmm. 517 00:22:38,519 --> 00:22:40,728 Especially the cuter one. 518 00:22:40,729 --> 00:22:42,106 Unless he's your cousin? 519 00:22:43,232 --> 00:22:45,650 I'm just joshing. I know you're one of the good ones. 520 00:22:45,651 --> 00:22:46,734 I am, sir. 521 00:22:46,735 --> 00:22:50,905 Yeah, but they're not, and we are gonna take them down. 522 00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:11,241 You are a business god! 523 00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:15,204 Ooh-ooh! 524 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,288 Oh! 525 00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:18,248 Lucky, I would be the happiest 526 00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:20,751 if I could call you Chief Executive Officer 527 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:22,544 of a fake corporation. 528 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,046 This is every girl's dream. 529 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,881 We're gonna get those Dars. 530 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,007 And we need hard evidence. 531 00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:28,425 It's too risky to pull a frame job. 532 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:31,679 It's chive o'clock! 533 00:24:31,762 --> 00:24:33,389 You know I'm intermittent fasting. 534 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:36,308 Lucky, this is couples' therapy. 535 00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:39,019 You will never fix me. 536 00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:40,896 I'm just gonna take a benzo, if that's okay. 537 00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:43,232 Ahmad killed Baba. 538 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,776 - Bring Ahmad's head for me? - You're not coming with us? 539 00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:48,237 You can do this! You have your brother with you. 540 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,407 You have pulled a Rambo. 541 00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:54,618 My man is in the clink! 542 00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:56,787 - I didn't do it. - Of course you didn't. 543 00:24:58,455 --> 00:24:59,957 - You both want me? - Yes, Lucky. 544 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,252 Whoever can get Raj out of jail gets me. 545 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,087 You guys want to date my Auntie? 546 00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:07,131 - Then you're gonna have to... - We know. We followed. 547 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:09,049 - She made it really clear. - Stated it so plainly. 548 00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:11,760 This is what the universe wants for us. 549 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:12,845 Oh really? Does it? 550 00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:14,430 - Ah! - Whoo! 551 00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:18,267 Did you really bring cocaine to a pitch meeting? 552 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,145 These boys know how to party! 553 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:28,861 - She scares me. - Have fun.