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Down, down, down...

I'm finally home too.

I just got off the double.

I'm so sick of this shit.

I'm so tired.

I can't keep doing this shit.

I fucking

hate my life and this job is just driving me crazy.

We will admire you.

What was your matrix?

Fucking $15 .71 is 10 hours of work. This is bullshit.

I'm going to deal with these soccer mobs and I'll just do a fucking coffee

order. Just a little bit of milk. Oh, it's too much sugar.

It's fucking coffee.

I know, right?

At least you don't have to deal with greasy -ass food and weird, creepy dudes

that say stuff when you walk past them.

Gross.

What happened to us?

We used to be so cool in high school.

I know, right?

I don't know what happened.

I was voted most popular.

And I was a fucking prom queen.

I mean, really starting to think taking a year off before college probably

wasn't the best idea.

You're telling me.

We were supposed to go to all the cool parties and chill, go to the beach, go

the mall.

Might be working for a fucking minimum wage.

I know.

My dad would kill me if I quit my job.

Yeah, mine too.

Just thinking about how proud he is that I'm kind of working for a living.

Why are they being such apples?

Well, who got sugar daddies?

What?

Yeah, like rich older men with so much money that we wouldn't have to work

anymore.

Where are we going to find rich old men?

That's a good question.

What about our dads?

Wait, what?

Yeah, think about it.

They're both rich, lonely, older men.

Now I know you're crazy.

No, seriously.

Yeah, like, you'll go with mine and I'll go with yours.

Does that mean we have to sleep with them?

Better than going back to work.

I guess.

Do you think they'll go for it?

I'll make sure they do.

I'm trying to make one more motherfucking copy.

Oh,

it's on.

I don't know what.

It's something important.

They probably want money.

There's one young girl who always wants money.

Oh, I thought we'd have that one.

Anyway, I'm sure we'll get this guy.

Good.

I'm doing the numbers. Like, I mean, 20 million last year.

This year, just under 10. 10 million.

I mean... That's a big job.

That's a huge job. That's a big job. Thank God mine didn't go that way. Yeah.

Some cars, everyone's always buying cars.

Especially luxury cars. I'm very concerned about what the hell they want.

not going to have to run.

I'm not going to have to run.

Hello.

Hello.

So, um, would either of you like to enlighten us on why you've

called this kind of meeting parallel together?

What's happening?

Yes, so, we've called you here to discuss the fact that we hate our job.

And we have been miserable since we started working.

We just have no life and no time for anything.

Welcome to the world.

That's the reality of it, John.

Exactly.

Huh? What?

You want to go to work? Go to school. That's how we live, I'm afraid. Look at

us. We've been working since we were 18.

You can't have your cage and eat it. Exactly. You can't.

But why?

What do you mean, why?

Because that's the way it is.

I don't know how it works.

But what if there was a way that it could work?

In what way? If you knew a way it could bloody work, you'd be a millionaire.

Because no one can do that.

We've had to work hard. Very hard. Really hard to give you what you have

Exactly. Yeah, we know. We know you guys have money.

We have money because we've worked hard for it. That's why.

We were hoping that there was something that we could work out with you two.

Like what?

You ain't getting any more allowance. We can give you enough money. Well, we

were thinking that...

Already, I have a girl that feeds me every week.

Yes, we know. We know you have money. That's why we would like you to be our

sugar daddy.

Mm -hmm.

What the heck do you mean?

Because you're already our daddy. Yeah. We're sugar daddies. Yeah.

What in the earth is even a sugar daddy?

Um, totally lost.

Totally. Are you getting any of this?

Sugar daddy?

Yes, and you're my dad, and you're her dad, so it's not weird.

How is that not weird?

So, hold on.

You know what? I have no idea what the fuck is going on.

Now, what is this about?

I'm very confused.

What?

Where is this going?

Listen, Dad.

This is what's going to happen.

I'm going to fuck Zoe, Dad.

Zoe's going to fuck you.

And in return...

Dads will give us money for shopping, clothes, go to the beach, gas, all that

kind of stuff.

How we can have the summer that we want to have and not work the way we've been

working like dogs.

And then in return, we all end up happy.

Oh my god.

We all have. You're just like your mother.

Though we're whopping daughters.

You don't find that strange?

Well, we really don't like working.

Obviously not. I can see that.

We beg our pay, can you just feel? As I was saying. Don't we all want that?

Oh,

stop it. All right. I've lost the word.

Okay.

You go on the theories about this. You've thought this through. Oh,

right. She's on my fucking lap. She's theories.

You guys have been single for a while.

Yes, we've been single.

But that's not a bad thing.

But we're adults.

I mean, I know we're all adults, but we're adults.

Yes,

please do.

So, I'm not opposed to the pony.

You're not?

Well, not exactly opposed, but the point is we have to have a better deal with

it. In other words, if we could get it to happen, we want you both to go back

school in the summer.

If this is to happen.

Of course.

Do you agree with that? We can do that. Yeah.

Yeah. We can agree on that. In the summer, okay?

Both of you, back to school.

Is that agreed?

Fine, yeah.

And you're on COVID?

Are you sure?

I want to overstep here. This is kind of very strange, if you know what I'm

saying. Strange is not the word.

This is a one -time deal.

I can't believe I'm saying that. All right, fine. All right, well, okay. So

you're going to go back to school this summer, yeah?

Yep. All right. And we're all going to have pancakes.

Is that? Okay.

Well, you have time, you can give me some honey and sugar then.

Come on.

And not a word of this to anyone.

Absolutely not. Especially your mother.

I cannot.

This is insane.

Come on, let me give you some sugar.

You are literally going to give me some sugar.

Okay.

You want to turn the pants off already?

You don't waste time, do you?

You're not going to tease me, entice me into anything?

I am.

Go on.

Oh,

yes.

I have no idea.

That's not... I see.

I think

this

is going to be a great arrangement.

You think so?

Just one last thing.

Are you feeling a little more comfortable with it?

I think so.

I don't believe I'm doing this.

I don't know how to do that.

Mm -hmm.

Oh,

good.

Enjoyed it? Mm -hmm.

It's crazy.

You're enjoying it, aren't you?

Looks like you are too.

Oh, God.

What else does that have to do?

Is this really happening?

That's it.

Oh, you know what, teasing me.

you

Is this what it means to be a shaggy doggy? Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

You can taste it.

Yeah, I can taste my pussy.

You like that huh?

Take it,

take the whole cup.

Are you ready for Walmart?

Are you ready for Walmart?

You want like that?

You want that?

Yeah. You want it?

Yeah.

And my tits.

Watch your head.

Watch your head.

I hope they're happy for this.

Mm -hmm.

Fuck my pussy.

Oh, you're a bitch.

Just the head?

Amen.

Amen.

Yeah.

I think it's time to talk business now.

Ah, yes.

Business. Mm -hmm. Okay.

If you need some money, I'll get you some sugar.

Oh, you're such a bad girl. There's a car that I'm looking at. Oh, God, no.