1 00:00:05,580 --> 00:00:08,300 Down, down, down... 2 00:00:40,650 --> 00:00:41,650 I'm finally home too. 3 00:01:24,430 --> 00:01:26,930 I just got off the double. 4 00:01:27,210 --> 00:01:28,510 I'm so sick of this shit. 5 00:01:29,370 --> 00:01:30,510 I'm so tired. 6 00:01:30,770 --> 00:01:34,970 I can't keep doing this shit. 7 00:01:35,630 --> 00:01:42,530 I fucking 8 00:01:42,530 --> 00:01:47,210 hate my life and this job is just driving me crazy. 9 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,120 We will admire you. 10 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:10,919 What was your matrix? 11 00:02:22,959 --> 00:02:27,960 Fucking $15 .71 is 10 hours of work. This is bullshit. 12 00:02:29,860 --> 00:02:32,540 I'm going to deal with these soccer mobs and I'll just do a fucking coffee 13 00:02:32,540 --> 00:02:35,800 order. Just a little bit of milk. Oh, it's too much sugar. 14 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:37,180 It's fucking coffee. 15 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:38,920 I know, right? 16 00:02:39,220 --> 00:02:43,700 At least you don't have to deal with greasy -ass food and weird, creepy dudes 17 00:02:43,700 --> 00:02:45,380 that say stuff when you walk past them. 18 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:47,280 Gross. 19 00:02:49,060 --> 00:02:50,280 What happened to us? 20 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:52,760 We used to be so cool in high school. 21 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:53,960 I know, right? 22 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:55,160 I don't know what happened. 23 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,840 I was voted most popular. 24 00:02:57,540 --> 00:02:59,180 And I was a fucking prom queen. 25 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:05,020 I mean, really starting to think taking a year off before college probably 26 00:03:05,020 --> 00:03:06,300 wasn't the best idea. 27 00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:08,300 You're telling me. 28 00:03:08,460 --> 00:03:13,200 We were supposed to go to all the cool parties and chill, go to the beach, go 29 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,039 the mall. 30 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,100 Might be working for a fucking minimum wage. 31 00:03:16,460 --> 00:03:17,219 I know. 32 00:03:17,220 --> 00:03:19,500 My dad would kill me if I quit my job. 33 00:03:20,140 --> 00:03:21,140 Yeah, mine too. 34 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:24,100 Just thinking about how proud he is that I'm kind of working for a living. 35 00:03:24,340 --> 00:03:25,580 Why are they being such apples? 36 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:32,440 Well, who got sugar daddies? 37 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:34,180 What? 38 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:39,820 Yeah, like rich older men with so much money that we wouldn't have to work 39 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:40,820 anymore. 40 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:42,960 Where are we going to find rich old men? 41 00:03:44,780 --> 00:03:45,800 That's a good question. 42 00:03:51,820 --> 00:03:52,840 What about our dads? 43 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:54,980 Wait, what? 44 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:56,640 Yeah, think about it. 45 00:03:56,920 --> 00:04:00,560 They're both rich, lonely, older men. 46 00:04:01,820 --> 00:04:03,240 Now I know you're crazy. 47 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:05,359 No, seriously. 48 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,600 Yeah, like, you'll go with mine and I'll go with yours. 49 00:04:08,140 --> 00:04:10,080 Does that mean we have to sleep with them? 50 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:11,700 Better than going back to work. 51 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:13,840 I guess. 52 00:04:14,620 --> 00:04:16,040 Do you think they'll go for it? 53 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:17,459 I'll make sure they do. 54 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,160 I'm trying to make one more motherfucking copy. 55 00:04:22,580 --> 00:04:23,580 Oh, 56 00:04:24,540 --> 00:04:26,320 it's on. 57 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:33,280 I don't know what. 58 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:34,500 It's something important. 59 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:35,920 They probably want money. 60 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,080 There's one young girl who always wants money. 61 00:04:38,420 --> 00:04:39,680 Oh, I thought we'd have that one. 62 00:04:41,420 --> 00:04:42,920 Anyway, I'm sure we'll get this guy. 63 00:04:43,220 --> 00:04:44,220 Good. 64 00:04:48,790 --> 00:04:52,790 I'm doing the numbers. Like, I mean, 20 million last year. 65 00:04:53,290 --> 00:04:57,770 This year, just under 10. 10 million. 66 00:04:58,070 --> 00:04:59,530 I mean... That's a big job. 67 00:04:59,810 --> 00:05:03,870 That's a huge job. That's a big job. Thank God mine didn't go that way. Yeah. 68 00:05:04,130 --> 00:05:06,290 Some cars, everyone's always buying cars. 69 00:05:07,210 --> 00:05:11,150 Especially luxury cars. I'm very concerned about what the hell they want. 70 00:05:11,150 --> 00:05:12,150 not going to have to run. 71 00:05:12,390 --> 00:05:13,490 I'm not going to have to run. 72 00:05:14,590 --> 00:05:15,590 Hello. 73 00:05:15,970 --> 00:05:16,970 Hello. 74 00:05:18,980 --> 00:05:25,940 So, um, would either of you like to enlighten us on why you've 75 00:05:25,940 --> 00:05:28,460 called this kind of meeting parallel together? 76 00:05:28,820 --> 00:05:29,659 What's happening? 77 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:36,260 Yes, so, we've called you here to discuss the fact that we hate our job. 78 00:05:36,740 --> 00:05:40,400 And we have been miserable since we started working. 79 00:05:41,620 --> 00:05:44,880 We just have no life and no time for anything. 80 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:46,320 Welcome to the world. 81 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,320 That's the reality of it, John. 82 00:05:48,860 --> 00:05:49,860 Exactly. 83 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:51,400 Huh? What? 84 00:05:51,660 --> 00:05:54,680 You want to go to work? Go to school. That's how we live, I'm afraid. Look at 85 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,620 us. We've been working since we were 18. 86 00:05:56,940 --> 00:06:00,120 You can't have your cage and eat it. Exactly. You can't. 87 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:01,800 But why? 88 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:02,920 What do you mean, why? 89 00:06:03,380 --> 00:06:04,960 Because that's the way it is. 90 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:06,380 I don't know how it works. 91 00:06:06,660 --> 00:06:08,760 But what if there was a way that it could work? 92 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:12,760 In what way? If you knew a way it could bloody work, you'd be a millionaire. 93 00:06:13,220 --> 00:06:15,180 Because no one can do that. 94 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:20,340 We've had to work hard. Very hard. Really hard to give you what you have 95 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:23,580 Exactly. Yeah, we know. We know you guys have money. 96 00:06:23,940 --> 00:06:26,840 We have money because we've worked hard for it. That's why. 97 00:06:27,140 --> 00:06:31,180 We were hoping that there was something that we could work out with you two. 98 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:34,599 Like what? 99 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,380 You ain't getting any more allowance. We can give you enough money. Well, we 100 00:06:37,380 --> 00:06:38,640 were thinking that... 101 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:48,020 Already, I have a girl that feeds me every week. 102 00:06:48,340 --> 00:06:52,300 Yes, we know. We know you have money. That's why we would like you to be our 103 00:06:52,300 --> 00:06:53,259 sugar daddy. 104 00:06:53,260 --> 00:06:54,260 Mm -hmm. 105 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:56,340 What the heck do you mean? 106 00:06:56,640 --> 00:07:01,220 Because you're already our daddy. Yeah. We're sugar daddies. Yeah. 107 00:07:01,820 --> 00:07:04,340 What in the earth is even a sugar daddy? 108 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:06,200 Um, totally lost. 109 00:07:06,540 --> 00:07:08,580 Totally. Are you getting any of this? 110 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:11,220 Sugar daddy? 111 00:07:11,740 --> 00:07:15,020 Yes, and you're my dad, and you're her dad, so it's not weird. 112 00:07:16,170 --> 00:07:17,550 How is that not weird? 113 00:07:19,990 --> 00:07:21,090 So, hold on. 114 00:07:21,630 --> 00:07:25,490 You know what? I have no idea what the fuck is going on. 115 00:07:25,870 --> 00:07:27,390 Now, what is this about? 116 00:07:27,830 --> 00:07:29,150 I'm very confused. 117 00:07:31,170 --> 00:07:32,170 What? 118 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:34,090 Where is this going? 119 00:07:35,070 --> 00:07:36,070 Listen, Dad. 120 00:07:36,350 --> 00:07:37,650 This is what's going to happen. 121 00:07:38,470 --> 00:07:39,870 I'm going to fuck Zoe, Dad. 122 00:07:40,510 --> 00:07:41,550 Zoe's going to fuck you. 123 00:07:41,910 --> 00:07:43,250 And in return... 124 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:48,800 Dads will give us money for shopping, clothes, go to the beach, gas, all that 125 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:49,499 kind of stuff. 126 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:55,740 How we can have the summer that we want to have and not work the way we've been 127 00:07:55,740 --> 00:07:56,800 working like dogs. 128 00:07:57,340 --> 00:08:00,580 And then in return, we all end up happy. 129 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:02,600 Oh my god. 130 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:05,820 We all have. You're just like your mother. 131 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,880 Though we're whopping daughters. 132 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:11,780 You don't find that strange? 133 00:08:13,470 --> 00:08:15,670 Well, we really don't like working. 134 00:08:16,150 --> 00:08:18,170 Obviously not. I can see that. 135 00:08:18,610 --> 00:08:22,550 We beg our pay, can you just feel? As I was saying. Don't we all want that? 136 00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:26,230 Oh, 137 00:08:26,610 --> 00:08:29,210 stop it. All right. I've lost the word. 138 00:08:29,410 --> 00:08:30,410 Okay. 139 00:08:31,070 --> 00:08:34,429 You go on the theories about this. You've thought this through. Oh, 140 00:08:34,429 --> 00:08:36,210 right. She's on my fucking lap. She's theories. 141 00:08:36,590 --> 00:08:38,470 You guys have been single for a while. 142 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:39,809 Yes, we've been single. 143 00:08:40,190 --> 00:08:41,870 But that's not a bad thing. 144 00:08:43,179 --> 00:08:44,179 But we're adults. 145 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:46,580 I mean, I know we're all adults, but we're adults. 146 00:08:47,420 --> 00:08:48,420 Yes, 147 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:49,720 please do. 148 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:53,480 So, I'm not opposed to the pony. 149 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:54,799 You're not? 150 00:08:54,800 --> 00:09:00,940 Well, not exactly opposed, but the point is we have to have a better deal with 151 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:06,280 it. In other words, if we could get it to happen, we want you both to go back 152 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,259 school in the summer. 153 00:09:07,260 --> 00:09:08,260 If this is to happen. 154 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:09,299 Of course. 155 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:11,240 Do you agree with that? We can do that. Yeah. 156 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:14,810 Yeah. We can agree on that. In the summer, okay? 157 00:09:15,570 --> 00:09:17,630 Both of you, back to school. 158 00:09:18,490 --> 00:09:19,469 Is that agreed? 159 00:09:19,470 --> 00:09:20,470 Fine, yeah. 160 00:09:20,870 --> 00:09:21,829 And you're on COVID? 161 00:09:21,830 --> 00:09:22,830 Are you sure? 162 00:09:23,210 --> 00:09:28,130 I want to overstep here. This is kind of very strange, if you know what I'm 163 00:09:28,130 --> 00:09:30,210 saying. Strange is not the word. 164 00:09:31,010 --> 00:09:32,330 This is a one -time deal. 165 00:09:33,610 --> 00:09:37,150 I can't believe I'm saying that. All right, fine. All right, well, okay. So 166 00:09:37,150 --> 00:09:38,330 you're going to go back to school this summer, yeah? 167 00:09:38,910 --> 00:09:41,070 Yep. All right. And we're all going to have pancakes. 168 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:43,989 Is that? Okay. 169 00:09:43,990 --> 00:09:45,950 Well, you have time, you can give me some honey and sugar then. 170 00:09:46,350 --> 00:09:47,350 Come on. 171 00:09:48,990 --> 00:09:51,470 And not a word of this to anyone. 172 00:09:51,930 --> 00:09:53,350 Absolutely not. Especially your mother. 173 00:09:53,690 --> 00:09:54,690 I cannot. 174 00:09:57,350 --> 00:09:58,350 This is insane. 175 00:10:01,530 --> 00:10:02,950 Come on, let me give you some sugar. 176 00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:05,850 You are literally going to give me some sugar. 177 00:10:06,770 --> 00:10:07,770 Okay. 178 00:10:08,890 --> 00:10:10,310 You want to turn the pants off already? 179 00:10:10,850 --> 00:10:12,370 You don't waste time, do you? 180 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:18,840 You're not going to tease me, entice me into anything? 181 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,200 I am. 182 00:10:21,980 --> 00:10:22,980 Go on. 183 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,480 Oh, 184 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:33,080 yes. 185 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:35,340 I have no idea. 186 00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:43,100 That's not... I see. 187 00:11:01,970 --> 00:11:02,450 I think 188 00:11:02,450 --> 00:11:13,770 this 189 00:11:13,770 --> 00:11:14,950 is going to be a great arrangement. 190 00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:16,660 You think so? 191 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:18,980 Just one last thing. 192 00:11:49,450 --> 00:11:51,930 Are you feeling a little more comfortable with it? 193 00:11:52,730 --> 00:11:53,750 I think so. 194 00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:56,630 I don't believe I'm doing this. 195 00:12:40,339 --> 00:12:42,300 I don't know how to do that. 196 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,080 Mm -hmm. 197 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,480 Oh, 198 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:23,800 good. 199 00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:27,800 Enjoyed it? Mm -hmm. 200 00:13:52,689 --> 00:13:53,770 It's crazy. 201 00:14:15,449 --> 00:14:16,870 You're enjoying it, aren't you? 202 00:14:19,290 --> 00:14:21,290 Looks like you are too. 203 00:15:07,830 --> 00:15:10,630 Oh, God. 204 00:15:32,770 --> 00:15:34,650 What else does that have to do? 205 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:48,920 Is this really happening? 206 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,200 That's it. 207 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,680 Oh, you know what, teasing me. 208 00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:43,540 you 209 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,400 Is this what it means to be a shaggy doggy? Mm -hmm. 210 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:31,960 Mm -hmm. 211 00:19:57,050 --> 00:20:02,070 You can taste it. 212 00:20:03,450 --> 00:20:05,130 Yeah, I can taste my pussy. 213 00:20:47,270 --> 00:20:48,830 You like that huh? 214 00:20:54,290 --> 00:20:55,390 Take it, 215 00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:57,690 take the whole cup. 216 00:21:26,860 --> 00:21:28,720 Are you ready for Walmart? 217 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,100 Are you ready for Walmart? 218 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,250 You want like that? 219 00:22:15,470 --> 00:22:17,830 You want that? 220 00:22:18,050 --> 00:22:19,870 Yeah. You want it? 221 00:22:22,130 --> 00:22:23,130 Yeah. 222 00:22:58,830 --> 00:22:59,830 And my tits. 223 00:24:42,330 --> 00:24:44,150 Watch your head. 224 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:45,750 Watch your head. 225 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:25,580 I hope they're happy for this. 226 00:26:42,380 --> 00:26:43,380 Mm -hmm. 227 00:30:01,930 --> 00:30:02,930 Fuck my pussy. 228 00:30:02,950 --> 00:30:04,810 Oh, you're a bitch. 229 00:30:08,870 --> 00:30:10,190 Just the head? 230 00:31:23,180 --> 00:31:24,180 Amen. 231 00:32:13,930 --> 00:32:14,930 Amen. 232 00:35:18,260 --> 00:35:19,260 Yeah. 233 00:35:19,620 --> 00:35:21,780 I think it's time to talk business now. 234 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:23,920 Ah, yes. 235 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,380 Business. Mm -hmm. Okay. 236 00:35:32,860 --> 00:35:36,020 If you need some money, I'll get you some sugar. 237 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:42,600 Oh, you're such a bad girl. There's a car that I'm looking at. Oh, God, no.