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We're gassed up and headed
for the Surfers' Route
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The guys are hot-doggers
and the honeys are cute
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Got a waxed board of wood
and then we're on our way
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Yeah, Easter vacation
just started today, now
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We might stay till the middle of May, now
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Grab your board and
follow us to Surfers' Holiday
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Come along, the Surfers' Holiday
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We've planned out the trip
for such a long, long time, oh
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Working after school, gotta save every dime
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And all the kids knew
they had to have work before play
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Yeah, we'll build a fire
on the beach at night, now
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Cuddle up and I'll hold you tight, now
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Grab your board and follow us,
it's Surfers' Holiday
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Come along to Surfers' Holiday
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Come along, the Surfers' Holiday
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Yeah, we'll build a fire
on the beach at night, now
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Cuddle up and I'll hold you tight, now
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Grab your board and follow us
to Surfers' Holiday
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Surfers' Holiday
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Okay, guys, let's get going!
Get those bags and those boards! Let's go!
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Come on, Johnny boy.
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Come on, everybody. Let's go!
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But, honey...
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Not again!
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Boy, this is great!
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Cowabunga!
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I'm really tired.
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- Good night, fellas.
- Good night.
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- Animal, can you help me here?
- Why the blanket bit?
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We might as well be staying at the YWCA.
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Whose brainstorm was
the "his" and "hers" bit?
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- Dee Dee's.
- Figures.
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You're wasting your time.
This little thing won't stop them.
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Don't worry, Animal,
if any of you want to defect...
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we believe in peaceful co-existence.
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Yeah. We'll be glad to take in refugees.
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Okay, guys, knock it off. Bag some Z's.
Somebody shoot out the light.
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Let's rest our eyeballs.
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Forget it. We've just constructed
the Walls of Jericho.
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I hope one of those guys can play a trumpet.
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Let's sneak across the border.
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You win some, you lose some.
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Do you believe this?
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Hey, let's go!
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- Dig the Queen Mary.
- Yeah...
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Deadhead, don't notice those things,
then you won't miss them.
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Come on, let's hit it.
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This is the life, Dee Dee.
Sun and the surf. This is it.
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Can you send them back to the reservation?
The other braves might get lonesome.
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Yeah.
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Hey, chicks.
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Heap big split.
Bring back hot dog, cold drink from wars.
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Go. Split.
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Anything you say.
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Man, how do you stand it?
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- Stand what?
- Being the greatest?
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How do you stand it?
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I hadn't thought about it that way.
How do I stand it?
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I'll let you in on it, Dee Dee.
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It's a monkey on my back. I'm hooked.
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I'll tell the world you are.
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Let me tell you.
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Take a look at those waves out there.
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Squint that surf.
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They keep rolling in, like a belt.
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5 feet, 6 feet, maybe 15, maybe 20.
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When you stand on the point of them,
when you get on that step...
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you know there's nothing out there
but you, the sea, the sky...
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so mixed up, the whole world
turns over bright inside you.
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You make it sound good.
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That ain't all of it.
I think about it sometimes.
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I think that out there,
farther out than that big white boat...
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there's a wave, building.
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Maybe it's 40 feet up to the crest, maybe 80.
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That wave is in your head.
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You know, that's the trouble with girls.
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Girls don't fly.
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Frankie, even a sea gull's
got to come down to earth sometime.
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Not me, Dee Dee, not until the wings fall off.
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- Frankie!
- Yeah.
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I ran so your hot dog wouldn't get cold.
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- I'm so sorry.
- Thanks a lot, Animal.
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Remind me never to send you for hot coffee.
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- Anyone for Dramamine?
- Are you sick, Dee Dee?
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Only because I don't have wings.
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- Forget it.
- Here, Dee Dee.
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- Johnny, thank you.
- That's all right.
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No, that's really sweet.
Frankie never does anything for me.
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He's always too busy
thinking about 80-foot waves.
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80-foot waves? Where?
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Wow, here they come. Muscles Anonymous.
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And the horses are on the track.
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If it isn't Seabiscuit!
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All right. Capes off!
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Isn't this ridiculous? Do you believe that?
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At least they know how to treat their women.
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Yeah.
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Are you all right, Jack Fanny?
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Off.
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Sorry, Jack Fanny.
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Stand tall. Look smart. Come on.
Tall and straight.
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Straighter and taller.
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Today is the day of the latissimus dorsi.
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We will give...
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That creep's on my blanket.
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- Yeah. Let's get him off it.
- Don't forget to say "please."
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I'm not afraid of those muscle-bound jerks.
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Yeah, they're not for real, anyway.
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The latissimus is...
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here. Now...
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I may need your help.
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Sorry. You were on his blanket.
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- You made me fall.
- It was my blanket.
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- It was in my way.
- It was in your way?
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Wait a second, hoe-dad.
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Nobody invited you
and your muscle farm to cut in here.
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- You live there?
- That's right.
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- We live over there.
- I know that.
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I got an idea.
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You stay on your side of the beach,
and we'll stay on ours.
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The beach is public. It's for everybody.
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I don't think I made myself clear.
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- Him.
- "Him" what?
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Frankie! Deadhead!
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Help!
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Johnny! That's a cuckoo way to travel.
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Next time, try the train!
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Frankie!
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Help!
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Come on, Frank!
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- See that line?
- Yeah.
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That side of the beach is yours,
and this side is mine.
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- Get it?
- Get it?
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I get it!
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That's the double line.
Cross it and you run into oncoming traffic.
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- Right?
- Right!
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- Right.
- Yeah.
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- I'm dizzy.
- Yeah.
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- Did I do that?
- Yeah.
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What's so funny?
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Always said you'd make headlines.
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00:16:06,846 --> 00:16:10,907
What? Are you nuts?
I said a 26-story building, not 25.
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Enter! I want to have a 26-story building.
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They never have a 13th floor.
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I want a 13th floor, I like the 13th floor.
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All right, have a 13th floor.
But it's very unlucky.
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Not if it's rented.
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- Italy coming through.
- Italy. Hello.
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Yeah, Gino, this is S.Z.
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Look. Yeah, weather is beautiful.
Yeah, nice trip. Listen to me.
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Buy Sicily.
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What?
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Okay, buy half of Sicily.
Let Sinatra have the other half.
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All right.
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It's a nice place to put up tract homes.
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S.Z., I went ahead, just as you wanted.
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I've checked it all out.
They're out there, all of them.
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Especially him. That big one.
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- Do you want me to wake the Contessa?
- No, I'll take care of that.
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Do you think you're doing the right thing?
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Of course I'm doing the right thing.
I always do.
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She's been moping in that cabin
ever since we lost that flamenco dancer...
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off the coast of Gibraltar.
I had to promise her something.
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00:17:09,709 --> 00:17:11,836
I think that girl's had too much.
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You're a lawyer. What do you know
about beautiful, lonely women?
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I know that girl hasn't been alone
for two weeks since she was 18 years old.
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- You're stuffy.
- Yes.
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I want you to put up a space needle in lowa.
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All we own out in lowa are cornfields.
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Stick a space needle in the middle
of the corn! Give the corn a little class.
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Scout around.
When you hear something, let me know.
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Mr. Matts, Madrid calling.
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Cancel Spain.
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We've got to leave something
for somebody else.
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Julie!
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Julie, it's day.
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Coffee.
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Coffee.
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Julie?
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What kind of a day
did you make for me, S. Z?
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You just bought Sicily.
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- Do I want Sicily?
- Who doesn't?
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Had to give half to a singer.
You're building a space needle in lowa.
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I wish your father were alive to see space
from a needle, and you say "Aww."
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Julie, you're one of the giants.
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You build skyscrapers, hotels, whole cities.
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- It's boring.
- Boring? Whole cities?
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Julie, where would people live?
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Enter!
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- Good morning, Fairchild.
- Good morning, Contessa.
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Goodbye, Fairchild.
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I don't know.
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Sometimes you don't act like
the daughter of Big Rocky Valenti.
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My name is not Valenti.
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My name is Juliana Giotto-Borgini.
I am a contessa.
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Giotto-Borgini.
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You get married so you can have
a name like a foreign car.
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I like my name. It's sexy.
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Only when you say it.
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S.Z., you have no respect.
You know I'm a widow.
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Pardon me,
I didn't notice that you're wearing black.
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00:19:16,802 --> 00:19:19,771
- S.Z., do you have any news?
- Yeah, we found him.
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00:19:19,839 --> 00:19:21,136
You did?
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00:19:21,207 --> 00:19:25,473
But I think it's ridiculous,
falling in love with a picture in a magazine.
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Put some clothes on.
I'll meet you on deck in about five minutes.
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00:19:28,814 --> 00:19:30,281
All right. Thank you.
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Theodore, I'm going to need you over there
to look after things.
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I'll hate it.
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00:19:56,542 --> 00:20:00,069
What is there to hate?
Beautiful beach, healthy kids.
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00:20:02,648 --> 00:20:04,047
They don't look too bad.
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Candy's gonna start. Watch her. Wow.
Come on, Candy.
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There she goes.
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I'm glad I'm not out there riding the curl.
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Once Candy gets started, it's all over.
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Wow, that gal's got power.
Look at over there.
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How about that?
She must've knocked him 20 feet.
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All muscles are beautiful.
The latissimus is beautiful, too...
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because it's a muscle.
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- Do you understand?
- I have a question.
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Later.
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- You like it?
- Get me over there.
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- He's a giant. He needs a keeper.
- I'll keep him.
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Come on, S.Z.
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You, move that boat.
We want to get out to the chopper.
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To make the muscles beautiful,
you must always have beautiful muscles.
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Beautiful muscles build up a guy's beauty...
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and the basis of the latissimus...
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is to bring out the beauty
in the spinal column of the rib cage.
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That's why it's called Beauty
Latissimus Dorsi Spinal Column Rib Cage.
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- Lower! Go lower!
- It's not a submarine!
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There he is! Oh, my.
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He's even more gorgeous than in photos.
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- Lower! Go lower!
- Lf we go any lower, we'll cut off their heads!
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I'm not interested in their heads.
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- Will you please land?
- Land? Where?
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I don't care. Just anywhere.
Just get me down.
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Anywhere. Land anywhere.
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Wait a minute. Will you wait a sec?
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00:24:26,412 --> 00:24:28,039
Will you guys...
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00:24:29,148 --> 00:24:30,809
Will you hold it?
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00:24:36,755 --> 00:24:40,247
- This is one crazy beach.
- You can say that again.
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00:24:40,859 --> 00:24:43,054
This is one crazy beach.
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00:24:52,071 --> 00:24:56,132
- What are you trying to do, kill my boys?
- Not exactly. Who are you?
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- Can't you read? Jack Fanny.
- He's Jack Fanny.
245
00:24:59,545 --> 00:25:01,012
I would keep that quiet.
246
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,947
- Hey, wait a second...
- There he is.
247
00:25:04,016 --> 00:25:06,576
- Wait a minute.
- Jack Fanny...
248
00:25:06,652 --> 00:25:09,849
she came 5,000 miles to get a look
at that beast, in the flesh.
249
00:25:09,922 --> 00:25:12,550
Relax. Let her take a good look, okay?
250
00:25:26,872 --> 00:25:28,635
Come on, Jack Fanny.
251
00:25:46,892 --> 00:25:48,553
What is this?
252
00:25:48,627 --> 00:25:51,824
You're looking at him
like he's some prime bull or something.
253
00:25:51,897 --> 00:25:55,264
- Quiet, will you? She's concentrating.
- On what?
254
00:25:57,870 --> 00:26:01,397
I don't like the look in her eye.
That's not a ladylike look.
255
00:26:01,473 --> 00:26:05,375
She is not a lady. She is a contessa.
And she's very rich. Rich.
256
00:26:07,913 --> 00:26:09,039
Rich.
257
00:26:11,784 --> 00:26:12,910
Yeah?
258
00:26:15,354 --> 00:26:16,651
I own him.
259
00:26:17,623 --> 00:26:19,284
We got a contract.
260
00:26:20,993 --> 00:26:22,392
You own him?
261
00:26:22,695 --> 00:26:26,028
This magnificently shaped,
perfectly carved...
262
00:26:26,098 --> 00:26:29,932
piece of human real estate belongs to you?
263
00:26:30,235 --> 00:26:31,497
How much?
264
00:26:32,538 --> 00:26:36,372
I mean, can I buy just him,
or do I have to take the whole set?
265
00:26:36,675 --> 00:26:38,973
I want to be formally introduced.
266
00:26:39,044 --> 00:26:41,308
Sure, sure.
267
00:26:41,547 --> 00:26:44,516
All right, boys, line up. Stand tall.
268
00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:47,814
Let's have a straight line.
Let's look real nice for the lady here.
269
00:26:47,886 --> 00:26:51,185
Stand tall now. Let's look wonderful.
This is Biff.
270
00:26:56,028 --> 00:26:57,495
This is Rock.
271
00:27:06,305 --> 00:27:07,704
This is Tug.
272
00:27:11,176 --> 00:27:12,643
This is Riff.
273
00:27:18,317 --> 00:27:19,784
This is Hulk.
274
00:27:23,422 --> 00:27:24,912
This is Sulk.
275
00:27:28,761 --> 00:27:30,388
And this is Clod.
276
00:27:33,298 --> 00:27:34,424
Clod.
277
00:27:39,271 --> 00:27:42,832
- I made up all those names myself.
- Wonderful. Yourself?
278
00:27:52,484 --> 00:27:56,477
- What's his name?
- This? This is Mr. Galaxy.
279
00:27:56,655 --> 00:27:58,122
Flex Martian.
280
00:27:58,290 --> 00:27:59,917
I made up that name, too.
281
00:27:59,992 --> 00:28:03,052
I had a feeling that was one of your names.
282
00:28:04,329 --> 00:28:08,129
Flex Martian,
this is the Contessa Juliana Giotto-Borgini.
283
00:28:08,467 --> 00:28:10,128
Julie, meet Flex.
284
00:28:10,769 --> 00:28:13,863
- Glad to meet you, Flex.
- Nice to meet you, lady.
285
00:28:14,139 --> 00:28:16,869
- What's going on?
- Can't you see they want to be alone?
286
00:28:16,942 --> 00:28:18,603
But I don't think it's right...
287
00:28:18,677 --> 00:28:22,078
You've got to understand,
we have a lot of business to talk about.
288
00:28:22,147 --> 00:28:24,206
They just have to do things like that.
289
00:28:24,283 --> 00:28:27,150
- You are so strong.
- I'm the strongest.
290
00:28:29,721 --> 00:28:32,918
- And so handsome.
- I'm the handsomest.
291
00:28:35,527 --> 00:28:37,859
- And so big.
- Yes, ma'am.
292
00:28:44,102 --> 00:28:47,594
- I want to be alone with you.
- Did you see this tricep?
293
00:28:49,875 --> 00:28:54,278
- I want to take you away with me.
- Look at the way I can make it ripple.
294
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:58,040
- Right now.
- I haven't had my lunch.
295
00:28:58,550 --> 00:29:00,040
I'll feed you.
296
00:29:01,620 --> 00:29:05,112
Yeah, yeah,
you want him bigger than Mr. Galaxy.
297
00:29:05,490 --> 00:29:08,687
- What's bigger than a galaxy?
- Think of something.
298
00:29:10,329 --> 00:29:12,559
Yeah, I'll think of something.
299
00:29:17,402 --> 00:29:20,633
- I'll have to show it to my partner.
- What partner?
300
00:29:20,706 --> 00:29:25,166
- A silent partner. Mr. Strangdour.
- Mr. Strangdour?
301
00:29:25,644 --> 00:29:27,942
Yeah. He bends things.
302
00:29:31,316 --> 00:29:32,715
Turn around.
303
00:29:35,587 --> 00:29:39,045
- We're taking Flex back for lunch!
- Ta-ta.
304
00:29:41,526 --> 00:29:43,289
You gotta bring him back!
305
00:29:43,929 --> 00:29:47,888
We'll bring him back soon as
we're through with him, Jack Fanny.
306
00:29:51,436 --> 00:29:54,234
There's no room in there for him with us.
307
00:29:54,306 --> 00:29:57,002
There's no room in there for him without us.
308
00:29:57,075 --> 00:29:59,407
Relax. Flex thinks of everything.
309
00:29:59,478 --> 00:30:03,881
- Should've thought of another name for...
- Come on, get in the chopper.
310
00:30:10,923 --> 00:30:13,323
- Lift it!
- Lift it.
311
00:30:56,735 --> 00:30:59,431
Flex, let go!
312
00:30:59,972 --> 00:31:01,837
Don't go, Flex!
313
00:31:02,708 --> 00:31:04,266
Don't let go, Flex!
314
00:31:05,711 --> 00:31:07,338
Don't let go!
315
00:31:08,180 --> 00:31:09,613
Will you beat that?
316
00:31:09,681 --> 00:31:12,445
Yes, look at him,
and he doesn't even have wings.
317
00:31:16,321 --> 00:31:17,720
Come back!
318
00:31:25,497 --> 00:31:27,362
Come back for supper!
319
00:31:31,937 --> 00:31:33,632
Have a nice lunch!
320
00:31:41,279 --> 00:31:45,079
I wish I could find a drummer
who could swing like that.
321
00:32:21,820 --> 00:32:23,014
Surf's up!
322
00:32:23,088 --> 00:32:25,022
- Surf's up!
- Surf's up!
323
00:33:42,033 --> 00:33:44,866
- Frankie, that air.
- Yeah, warm.
324
00:33:45,437 --> 00:33:48,065
Warm, like somebody's arms around you.
325
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:51,307
- You've got a funny face.
- It's the way I comb my hair.
326
00:33:51,643 --> 00:33:52,940
Funny mouth.
327
00:33:54,513 --> 00:33:57,380
- You're not laughing.
- I don't feel like it.
328
00:33:57,449 --> 00:34:01,442
Come on, honey, everything's going great.
What's the matter now?
329
00:34:01,786 --> 00:34:05,222
- I've been thinking.
- That's a great way to ruin an evening.
330
00:34:05,290 --> 00:34:06,416
That's just it.
331
00:34:06,491 --> 00:34:09,619
"Relax. Take it easy.
Let the whole world slide."
332
00:34:10,028 --> 00:34:13,520
You've got so much going for you,
and you're just wasting it.
333
00:34:13,665 --> 00:34:16,429
- I'm happy, you goof.
- That's not enough.
334
00:34:16,501 --> 00:34:21,495
You should be making your life count for
something besides the next big wave.
335
00:34:21,573 --> 00:34:24,667
- I don't want to go through that again.
- I do.
336
00:34:24,910 --> 00:34:28,368
You're beginning to sound like
something more than just my girl.
337
00:34:28,446 --> 00:34:31,210
- Like you want to slip the handcuffs on.
- Like your wife?
338
00:34:31,283 --> 00:34:33,717
- You said it, I didn't.
- You always cop out.
339
00:34:33,785 --> 00:34:35,776
Sure I cop out. I'm too young to die.
340
00:34:35,854 --> 00:34:38,516
I'm talking about a house, not a coffin.
341
00:34:38,590 --> 00:34:41,559
Sure. Time-payment city. Ice boxes and TV.
342
00:34:41,626 --> 00:34:44,026
- A family with kids.
- Two-car garage and bills.
343
00:34:44,095 --> 00:34:46,928
- Being together.
- Being in hock. Working 8:00 to 5:00.
344
00:34:46,998 --> 00:34:49,558
Honey, this beach is free.
345
00:34:49,634 --> 00:34:53,263
The sky goes straight on up and your life
is your own. Isn't that enough?
346
00:34:53,405 --> 00:34:56,101
- No, it isn't.
- It is for me.
347
00:34:57,209 --> 00:35:00,508
This is the way I want it.
I want it easy, and I want it free.
348
00:35:00,579 --> 00:35:03,707
I want it without the ropes,
squares, bills or bombs.
349
00:35:03,782 --> 00:35:06,444
This is my world,
because I don't ask anything of it.
350
00:35:06,518 --> 00:35:10,579
- That's just it. All you ever do is take.
- I only take what's free.
351
00:35:10,655 --> 00:35:14,284
You swing with me on that,
or you don't swing at all.
352
00:35:17,929 --> 00:35:20,762
Cool it, Dee Dee. I'm gonna hit the surf.
353
00:35:29,374 --> 00:35:32,866
A boy needs a girl
354
00:35:32,944 --> 00:35:36,072
he can count on
355
00:35:37,115 --> 00:35:40,516
A boy needs a girl
356
00:35:40,585 --> 00:35:43,554
he can love
357
00:35:44,889 --> 00:35:48,620
He needs a girl who'll share
358
00:35:48,727 --> 00:35:52,458
his love with tender care
359
00:35:52,564 --> 00:35:55,590
And know she's the girl
360
00:35:55,667 --> 00:35:58,864
he's dreamin' of
361
00:36:00,205 --> 00:36:03,936
A girl needs a boy
362
00:36:04,109 --> 00:36:07,738
her own special boy
363
00:36:07,946 --> 00:36:11,382
A boy to love her more
364
00:36:11,516 --> 00:36:14,815
each day
365
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:19,417
A boy needs a girl
366
00:36:19,557 --> 00:36:23,152
his own little girl
367
00:36:23,395 --> 00:36:26,956
So please believe me when
368
00:36:27,032 --> 00:36:30,365
I say
369
00:36:31,236 --> 00:36:34,763
A girl needs a boy
370
00:36:34,939 --> 00:36:38,466
And I need you
371
00:36:39,077 --> 00:36:42,638
A boy needs a girl
372
00:36:42,714 --> 00:36:45,877
Can't you see?
373
00:36:46,751 --> 00:36:50,653
I offer you my heart
374
00:36:50,722 --> 00:36:54,624
Oh, won't you take my heart
375
00:36:54,693 --> 00:36:58,185
And say you're the boy
376
00:36:58,263 --> 00:37:01,096
for me?
377
00:37:16,648 --> 00:37:19,139
Do you understand all of this?
378
00:37:19,617 --> 00:37:22,051
Let's go over the last part again.
379
00:37:22,821 --> 00:37:24,152
Very well.
380
00:37:24,255 --> 00:37:27,622
"And furthermore,
for various sundries and gratuities...
381
00:37:27,692 --> 00:37:31,719
"and exclusive of paragraph 2-AC,
the party of the second part..."
382
00:37:31,796 --> 00:37:33,229
That is us.
383
00:37:33,298 --> 00:37:37,667
"... gets legal rights and custody
to Biff, Rock, Riff...
384
00:37:37,736 --> 00:37:41,103
"Tug, Hulk, Sulk and Clod...
385
00:37:41,172 --> 00:37:45,506
"and all accessories, including Mr. Galaxy."
386
00:37:46,311 --> 00:37:48,779
I'm worried about him.
Why ain't he back yet?
387
00:37:48,847 --> 00:37:51,577
He'll be back. She's never lost one yet.
388
00:37:52,050 --> 00:37:53,415
All right.
389
00:37:53,952 --> 00:37:58,013
- You say I get my name on all the gyms?
- All 273 of them.
390
00:37:58,089 --> 00:38:00,683
And the Jack Fanny
"Enriched Whole-Wheat Germ Bread"?
391
00:38:00,759 --> 00:38:03,489
Every slice in the shape of Flex Martian.
392
00:38:04,696 --> 00:38:07,460
- I should talk to Mr. Strangdour.
- What's that?
393
00:38:07,532 --> 00:38:09,523
I talk to him about everything.
394
00:38:09,634 --> 00:38:13,536
- He bends things.
- Mr. Fanny, just sign here, please?
395
00:38:13,671 --> 00:38:15,366
- Let's go over it again.
- Again?
396
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,738
We've already been over it five times.
397
00:38:17,809 --> 00:38:18,935
Yeah.
398
00:38:19,043 --> 00:38:22,274
But I like the part about the gyms
with my name.
399
00:38:24,449 --> 00:38:27,646
Very well. Just once more.
400
00:38:27,786 --> 00:38:30,914
"And furthermore,
for various sundries and gratuities..."
401
00:38:39,998 --> 00:38:42,990
- Okay, big boy, you're home.
- Sorry about that.
402
00:38:43,101 --> 00:38:46,332
I know it's early, but I've already missed
my wheat germ once today.
403
00:38:46,404 --> 00:38:48,133
I understand, Flex.
404
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:50,571
Wheat germ helps to make the muscles hard.
405
00:38:50,642 --> 00:38:53,236
Did you happen to notice
my rhomboideus majors?
406
00:38:53,311 --> 00:38:54,835
How could I have missed it?
407
00:38:54,913 --> 00:38:57,541
- Wheat germ.
- Good old wheat germ.
408
00:38:57,615 --> 00:38:59,708
I'll fix him up for you in the morning.
409
00:38:59,784 --> 00:39:02,048
Flex, where you been?
410
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,089
It's almost 10:00. You should have been
beddy-bye an hour ago.
411
00:39:05,156 --> 00:39:06,919
- He was with me.
- I was with her.
412
00:39:06,991 --> 00:39:09,892
- They were with each other. Understand?
- I can spell.
413
00:39:09,961 --> 00:39:13,727
Flex, go inside.
There's some hot mush on the table for you.
414
00:39:14,232 --> 00:39:18,362
- Good night, Julie.
- Get the hot mush, boy. Mush, big boy.
415
00:39:19,170 --> 00:39:21,661
- He hasn't signed the papers yet.
- What happened?
416
00:39:21,739 --> 00:39:26,039
- He reads kinda funny.
- We have a language barrier. English.
417
00:39:26,277 --> 00:39:27,744
I think I'll take a walk.
418
00:39:27,812 --> 00:39:30,576
Yes, do that. We're gonna hammer out
some things anyway.
419
00:39:30,648 --> 00:39:32,809
Let's put our cards on the table.
420
00:39:32,884 --> 00:39:36,445
I don't want to take advantage of you,
Jack Fanny, however...
421
00:40:49,961 --> 00:40:53,692
A boy needs a girl
422
00:40:53,765 --> 00:40:57,166
he can count on
423
00:40:58,136 --> 00:41:01,936
A boy needs a girl
424
00:41:02,006 --> 00:41:05,373
he can love
425
00:41:06,277 --> 00:41:09,838
He needs a girl who'll share
426
00:41:10,381 --> 00:41:13,942
his love with tender care
427
00:41:14,419 --> 00:41:17,980
And know she's the girl
428
00:41:18,056 --> 00:41:21,651
he's dreamin' of
429
00:41:22,727 --> 00:41:26,561
A girl needs a boy
430
00:41:26,631 --> 00:41:29,896
she can cling to
431
00:41:30,935 --> 00:41:34,666
A girl needs a boy
432
00:41:34,739 --> 00:41:37,708
she can love
433
00:41:39,010 --> 00:41:43,174
She needs him by her side
434
00:41:43,247 --> 00:41:47,081
so she can turn with pride
435
00:41:47,218 --> 00:41:50,244
And say he's the boy
436
00:41:50,321 --> 00:41:53,722
she's dreamin' of
437
00:41:55,326 --> 00:41:59,786
A boy needs a girl
438
00:41:59,864 --> 00:42:03,322
his own little girl
439
00:42:03,468 --> 00:42:06,369
A girl to love him
440
00:42:06,437 --> 00:42:09,929
more each day
441
00:42:11,643 --> 00:42:15,511
A girl needs a boy
442
00:42:16,648 --> 00:42:19,742
her own special boy
443
00:42:19,817 --> 00:42:22,718
So please believe me
444
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:26,287
when I say
445
00:42:28,092 --> 00:42:31,789
A boy needs a girl
446
00:42:31,863 --> 00:42:35,594
And I need you
447
00:42:36,134 --> 00:42:40,036
A girl needs a boy
448
00:42:40,104 --> 00:42:42,937
Can't you see?
449
00:42:44,375 --> 00:42:48,141
I offer you my heart
450
00:42:48,212 --> 00:42:52,273
Oh, won't you take my heart
451
00:42:52,517 --> 00:42:57,045
And say you're the girl
452
00:42:57,889 --> 00:43:02,383
for me?
453
00:43:21,079 --> 00:43:22,603
That was nice.
454
00:43:23,448 --> 00:43:24,608
Hello.
455
00:43:25,683 --> 00:43:26,707
Hi.
456
00:43:27,085 --> 00:43:29,519
Mind if I share your beach?
457
00:43:29,987 --> 00:43:31,386
Be my guest.
458
00:43:33,458 --> 00:43:36,450
- Do you live here?
- When I can.
459
00:43:36,527 --> 00:43:39,325
How's Mr. Muscles?
Did you bring him back alive?
460
00:43:39,397 --> 00:43:41,262
He's alive, all right.
461
00:43:47,705 --> 00:43:50,367
It's funny, no matter where you are...
462
00:43:50,441 --> 00:43:52,909
water and sky always look the same.
463
00:43:52,977 --> 00:43:55,468
Big and sad when the moon comes up.
464
00:43:57,815 --> 00:44:00,375
- What's your name?
- Frankie.
465
00:44:01,185 --> 00:44:04,052
- You're cute.
- It's the way I comb my hair.
466
00:44:05,289 --> 00:44:06,950
My name is Julie.
467
00:44:08,893 --> 00:44:12,556
You know, when you sang,
it gave me a very funny feeling.
468
00:44:18,336 --> 00:44:20,099
Julie's a nice name.
469
00:44:20,471 --> 00:44:22,234
It's really Juliana.
470
00:44:23,975 --> 00:44:25,875
That's a nice name, too.
471
00:44:26,644 --> 00:44:28,168
You move fast.
472
00:44:28,613 --> 00:44:30,376
- Do you mind?
- Yeah!
473
00:44:31,482 --> 00:44:34,280
When there are moves to be made,
I want to make them.
474
00:44:34,352 --> 00:44:36,149
I don't like to wait.
475
00:44:36,788 --> 00:44:38,517
I had that feeling.
476
00:44:39,090 --> 00:44:42,116
You know,
you're not like anyone I've ever met.
477
00:44:42,193 --> 00:44:43,922
Maybe you're lucky.
478
00:44:44,495 --> 00:44:46,122
I don't think so.
479
00:44:58,409 --> 00:45:01,207
Hi, Dee Dee. You remember...
480
00:45:01,279 --> 00:45:05,113
- Her name's Julie.
- I remember her, the bride of Godzilla.
481
00:45:05,183 --> 00:45:08,949
- Wait a second, Dee Dee...
- Did you run out of musclemen?
482
00:45:09,020 --> 00:45:12,615
No. It's just that he looked so sad,
like a lost puppy.
483
00:45:12,690 --> 00:45:14,681
Maybe you didn't notice his license.
484
00:45:14,759 --> 00:45:17,227
- I didn't even notice his leash.
- Wait a second...
485
00:45:17,295 --> 00:45:19,195
- Perhaps I should leave.
- No, wait.
486
00:45:19,263 --> 00:45:21,697
This is a public beach.
Dee Dee, calm down...
487
00:45:21,766 --> 00:45:24,428
One question,
did you kiss him 'cause he's lovable...
488
00:45:24,502 --> 00:45:26,732
or because he's the only man on the beach?
489
00:45:26,804 --> 00:45:31,366
Because he looked hungry.
His last meal obviously didn't satisfy him.
490
00:45:31,509 --> 00:45:33,807
It's a good thing you happened along.
491
00:45:33,878 --> 00:45:36,676
I'm sure you could cater supper
for an entire army.
492
00:45:36,747 --> 00:45:38,339
Now that's in bad taste.
493
00:45:38,416 --> 00:45:41,943
No, one man at a time.
I like to be a devoted chef.
494
00:45:42,019 --> 00:45:46,080
Right now you're serving a lot of free meals,
sort of a one-woman bread line.
495
00:45:46,157 --> 00:45:48,455
- That smarts.
- I can afford it.
496
00:45:48,526 --> 00:45:50,551
Then he must be a charity case.
497
00:45:50,628 --> 00:45:53,461
Wait a second,
the football would like to say something.
498
00:45:53,531 --> 00:45:55,260
- I'm not through.
- Figures.
499
00:45:55,333 --> 00:45:58,791
As he said, this is a public beach,
and we're supposed to keep it clean.
500
00:45:58,870 --> 00:46:02,533
- That's really in bad taste.
- Then perhaps you'd better leave.
501
00:46:02,607 --> 00:46:04,268
- Very good.
- I plan to.
502
00:46:04,342 --> 00:46:06,640
Don't quit now, Dee Dee.
I think you're ahead.
503
00:46:06,711 --> 00:46:08,941
Okay, how's this for a closer?
504
00:46:12,717 --> 00:46:14,184
Does it hurt?
505
00:46:14,685 --> 00:46:15,811
Yeah.
506
00:46:16,053 --> 00:46:18,214
I am sorry I said those things to her.
507
00:46:18,289 --> 00:46:21,588
I'm sorry she started it.
She really didn't mean to.
508
00:46:25,863 --> 00:46:29,856
- Now where are you going?
- I have a lot of arrangements to make.
509
00:46:30,234 --> 00:46:34,295
- I think I will be in love with someone.
- And you have to arrange that?
510
00:46:34,372 --> 00:46:37,773
Yes, especially if that someone
is going to be you.
511
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,110
I don't deserve such happiness.
512
00:46:46,684 --> 00:46:49,016
- You got it?
- I got it.
513
00:46:49,153 --> 00:46:52,589
But Flex has got to win something
bigger than Mr. Galaxy.
514
00:46:52,657 --> 00:46:54,056
That, or no deal.
515
00:46:54,125 --> 00:46:56,457
He'll win. I don't know what, but he'll win.
516
00:46:56,527 --> 00:46:59,621
- How can you be sure?
- The Contessa will be the judge.
517
00:46:59,697 --> 00:47:01,562
He'll win because he's strong.
518
00:47:01,632 --> 00:47:04,328
That's right. Go ahead, just sign here.
519
00:47:07,338 --> 00:47:10,136
Tonight you'll have a good night's sleep.
520
00:47:11,108 --> 00:47:13,474
- I ain't tired.
- Lift something heavy.
521
00:47:13,544 --> 00:47:17,241
Jack, it's a pleasure to do business
with a Fanny like you.
522
00:47:26,290 --> 00:47:27,382
S. Z?
523
00:47:31,062 --> 00:47:32,256
I am in love.
524
00:47:32,330 --> 00:47:34,855
I know, I just made the deal.
We own seven King Kongs.
525
00:47:34,932 --> 00:47:37,901
I don't want them now.
Couldn't you sell them to a zoo?
526
00:47:37,969 --> 00:47:39,766
You don't want them now?
527
00:47:39,837 --> 00:47:41,600
What have you been up to?
528
00:47:41,672 --> 00:47:43,867
- I met a boy.
- You met a boy?
529
00:47:43,941 --> 00:47:47,342
She met a boy, on a deserted beach,
in the middle of the night.
530
00:47:47,411 --> 00:47:49,902
- You've got a talent.
- He's handsome and young.
531
00:47:49,981 --> 00:47:53,109
- And he sings like an angel.
- A choirboy? She met a choirboy.
532
00:47:53,184 --> 00:47:55,414
No, silly, he's all grown up. Let's go.
533
00:47:55,486 --> 00:47:58,546
- We have to make all-new plans.
- But, S.Z., what about them?
534
00:47:58,622 --> 00:48:00,385
Those supermen?
535
00:48:00,458 --> 00:48:01,925
We've got signed contracts.
536
00:48:01,993 --> 00:48:04,018
- Who cares?
- It's expensive.
537
00:48:04,095 --> 00:48:06,791
I've found someone to love.
Isn't that what you wanted?
538
00:48:06,864 --> 00:48:11,460
I have a feeling it's another of those
"love now, pay later" plans.
539
00:48:14,005 --> 00:48:16,838
Theodore, you handle the muscle bunch.
540
00:48:16,907 --> 00:48:19,740
Work on them.
Maybe you can save something.
541
00:48:19,810 --> 00:48:22,870
- You never let me down.
- Hope no one ever does.
542
00:48:23,347 --> 00:48:24,905
- But...
- No buts!
543
00:49:09,660 --> 00:49:11,093
Hello, lgor?
544
00:49:11,762 --> 00:49:13,855
Is Mr. Strangdour there?
545
00:49:22,907 --> 00:49:24,431
Mr. Strangdour?
546
00:49:24,875 --> 00:49:27,935
It's like I said, gyms all over the country...
547
00:49:28,746 --> 00:49:32,204
our own bread, a TV series, with her money.
548
00:49:34,652 --> 00:49:37,917
You like that, Mr. Strangdour?
We'll make millions.
549
00:49:41,092 --> 00:49:44,357
But what's more important,
we can give the whole world the word!
550
00:49:44,428 --> 00:49:46,988
Strength, Mr. Strangdour!
551
00:49:47,064 --> 00:49:49,328
Everybody will think "strength."
552
00:49:54,105 --> 00:49:56,403
Not only that, but with Flex...
553
00:49:56,674 --> 00:49:59,336
they promised to make him
bigger than Mr. Galaxy.
554
00:49:59,410 --> 00:50:01,310
Bigger, Mr. Strangdour.
555
00:50:16,894 --> 00:50:19,863
Okay, good talking to you, Mr. Strangdour.
556
00:50:25,202 --> 00:50:26,829
Hey, that's them.
557
00:50:28,839 --> 00:50:32,331
Look smart. Okay, stand up tall, men.
Come on.
558
00:50:32,409 --> 00:50:36,778
Taller! Stand smart, stand tall.
That's what I want.
559
00:50:46,090 --> 00:50:50,424
Hi! Hey, here we are! Where are you going?
560
00:50:55,766 --> 00:50:57,324
Here we are.
561
00:50:57,401 --> 00:50:58,925
Hi, Jack Fanny.
562
00:51:00,304 --> 00:51:01,862
Gosh sakes.
563
00:51:07,611 --> 00:51:09,602
Why are they going to the kid's house?
564
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:12,774
How do I know?
Maybe they got lost or something.
565
00:51:21,225 --> 00:51:24,285
There they are. Okay, get ready. Stand tall.
566
00:51:24,361 --> 00:51:25,385
Hi!
567
00:51:26,730 --> 00:51:29,028
Over here. Flex!
568
00:51:29,099 --> 00:51:31,260
You guys, back in the house!
569
00:51:32,436 --> 00:51:36,566
Hi! Guess you didn't see us over there.
Mr. Strangdour said the deal is set.
570
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,301
- Right.
- Then we can start.
571
00:51:38,375 --> 00:51:40,309
- Wrong.
- Wrong?
572
00:51:40,945 --> 00:51:43,641
You promised to make me
a Mister something, right away.
573
00:51:43,714 --> 00:51:45,011
We're working on it.
574
00:51:45,082 --> 00:51:47,573
Julie, what about me?
You haven't said a word to me.
575
00:51:47,651 --> 00:51:50,017
Julie, say something to this mountain,
will you?
576
00:51:50,087 --> 00:51:53,614
I only have one thing to say to you, Flex.
I'll never forget you.
577
00:51:53,691 --> 00:51:56,023
How do you like that?
She'll never forget you.
578
00:51:56,093 --> 00:51:57,583
Wilbur, Cappy's Place.
579
00:51:57,661 --> 00:51:59,629
Let go!
580
00:52:03,234 --> 00:52:06,499
- I think something happened.
- I want my Julie back.
581
00:52:06,670 --> 00:52:10,333
Forget about her, Flex.
We've got our deal. Isn't that enough?
582
00:52:10,407 --> 00:52:11,396
No.
583
00:52:13,143 --> 00:52:15,168
I'm the only man good enough for her!
584
00:52:15,246 --> 00:52:17,680
If I don't get her, I'll do something vicious.
585
00:52:17,748 --> 00:52:20,080
You'll get her back!
586
00:52:20,150 --> 00:52:22,812
Jack Fanny will get to the bottom of this.
587
00:52:22,886 --> 00:52:24,945
Put me down, before I get a nosebleed.
588
00:52:25,022 --> 00:52:27,582
You know I'm a bleeder. Put me down!
589
00:52:28,259 --> 00:52:30,557
Hear ye, hear ye, water babies.
590
00:52:30,928 --> 00:52:34,762
Now, what you've been waiting for.
Listen, while I hover above you.
591
00:52:34,832 --> 00:52:38,393
The king of the surf guitar,
Dick Dale and the Del Tones.
592
00:53:03,494 --> 00:53:06,691
You can have your girls
and silly romances, now
593
00:53:06,797 --> 00:53:10,164
On a wave is where I'll take my chance, now
594
00:53:10,267 --> 00:53:13,498
When the surf is breakin',
you know I'm ready, girl
595
00:53:13,570 --> 00:53:16,767
Got no eyes for chicks
and time for a steady girl
596
00:53:16,874 --> 00:53:19,604
While the other guys talk to the chicks
597
00:53:20,144 --> 00:53:22,908
I'm at the beach now, gonna get my kicks
598
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,313
I know a gal who'd make a real great wife
599
00:53:26,583 --> 00:53:27,914
Guess who?
600
00:53:28,852 --> 00:53:30,649
- Bluebeard!
- Wrong.
601
00:53:31,555 --> 00:53:33,989
- King Henry the Eighth.
- Closer.
602
00:53:36,660 --> 00:53:39,823
- I was right the first time.
- Dee Dee.
603
00:53:39,997 --> 00:53:42,989
What's the matter?
Too much pizza give you heartburn?
604
00:53:43,067 --> 00:53:46,093
- Don't they ever stop?
- Let's start, come on.
605
00:53:46,170 --> 00:53:49,469
- Come on, Dee Dee, don't be like that.
- Why shouldn't I still be mad?
606
00:53:49,540 --> 00:53:53,135
Because you're wrong,
and it's not polite to hold a grudge.
607
00:53:53,210 --> 00:53:55,508
I'll hold it as long as I want.
608
00:53:55,579 --> 00:53:57,308
Wouldn't you rather dance?
609
00:53:57,381 --> 00:54:00,009
Besides, a boy needs a girl he can count on.
610
00:54:00,084 --> 00:54:03,611
That's our trouble.
It's supposed to work the other way, too.
611
00:54:03,687 --> 00:54:07,214
Everyone says that there's
a love for me, now
612
00:54:07,291 --> 00:54:12,251
A boy needs a girl he can count on
613
00:54:12,963 --> 00:54:17,957
A boy needs a girl he can love
614
00:54:32,149 --> 00:54:36,142
You know, if there was no music here,
this place would be raided.
615
00:54:39,423 --> 00:54:42,483
There he is, the one with the pretty brunette.
616
00:54:42,559 --> 00:54:44,356
You mean, he's the one?
617
00:54:46,263 --> 00:54:50,529
- I sure hope he sings better than he dances.
- Wait until you hear him.
618
00:54:56,407 --> 00:54:58,967
All right, you squares, take a seat.
619
00:54:59,042 --> 00:55:02,068
What? Who said that? Where...
620
00:55:02,146 --> 00:55:04,137
Me, I said that. Up here.
621
00:55:05,249 --> 00:55:08,707
- What is that?
- I don't know, but I'm glad it's in a cage.
622
00:55:08,786 --> 00:55:10,879
Wait a second, I'll come right down.
623
00:55:10,954 --> 00:55:14,412
I don't get a chance
to talk to real people very often.
624
00:55:22,166 --> 00:55:24,225
Be careful, he's going to reach out.
625
00:55:24,301 --> 00:55:26,826
It's me, Cappy. I own this joint.
626
00:55:29,740 --> 00:55:32,334
What're they doing with that box?
Is it a bomb?
627
00:55:32,409 --> 00:55:36,209
Relax, it's recording equipment.
We want to make a recording.
628
00:55:36,980 --> 00:55:39,312
$100, $150...
629
00:55:41,485 --> 00:55:43,715
$200. What kind of recording?
630
00:55:43,854 --> 00:55:46,118
A recording of him.
631
00:55:46,457 --> 00:55:49,824
- Who him?
- Him, that wild waltzer.
632
00:55:51,762 --> 00:55:54,094
You mean Frankie the Mouth?
633
00:55:54,631 --> 00:55:56,326
Is that how they call him?
634
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:59,767
That's what I call him.
I don't listen to anything that goes on here.
635
00:55:59,837 --> 00:56:01,964
I'll show you how I work it.
636
00:56:08,278 --> 00:56:10,678
Peace, quiet, heaven, bliss.
637
00:56:10,814 --> 00:56:13,374
Cappy, I'd like to talk to you for a minute.
638
00:56:13,550 --> 00:56:15,677
Silence, beautiful silence!
639
00:56:17,982 --> 00:56:20,951
Do you know what this place is?
This is a nuthouse.
640
00:56:21,018 --> 00:56:24,647
And do you know who's running it?
The nuts are running it.
641
00:56:24,755 --> 00:56:26,382
I think it's fun.
642
00:56:34,999 --> 00:56:36,489
What was that?
643
00:57:26,250 --> 00:57:30,687
I'm seeing it, and I'm feeling it,
but I don't believe it.
644
00:57:31,088 --> 00:57:32,919
Do you feel anything?
645
00:57:33,424 --> 00:57:35,358
I think it only works on men.
646
00:57:35,426 --> 00:57:37,451
That's just impossible.
647
00:57:43,867 --> 00:57:45,528
Any questions now?
648
00:57:46,203 --> 00:57:47,227
No.
649
00:57:47,304 --> 00:57:51,400
That chick's really got the power.
Probably related to the fourth dimension.
650
00:57:51,475 --> 00:57:54,308
She looks like
she's moving somewhere else.
651
00:57:54,445 --> 00:57:56,811
What were you saying
before she flattened you?
652
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,474
How come you're in there protected...
653
00:57:59,550 --> 00:58:02,110
and I'm out here getting bumped off?
654
00:58:02,820 --> 00:58:04,879
- Sanctuary.
- Sanctuary?
655
00:58:04,955 --> 00:58:07,947
Sanctuary from them.
I had to build this to protect myself.
656
00:58:08,025 --> 00:58:11,688
I used to have a beautiful Cappy's Place,
even better than this.
657
00:58:11,762 --> 00:58:14,663
And they completely demolished it,
and nearly me with it...
658
00:58:14,732 --> 00:58:17,326
and on account of a stranger, like you.
659
00:58:17,968 --> 00:58:21,404
You're not an anthropologist
or explorer or something, are you?
660
00:58:21,472 --> 00:58:24,305
- Sex maniac, maybe?
- I don't have any hobbies.
661
00:58:24,808 --> 00:58:27,106
I can't take any chances.
662
00:58:31,148 --> 00:58:34,117
I'm telling you, Julie, this is a nuthouse...
663
00:58:34,184 --> 00:58:36,482
and that's the head nut, up there.
664
00:58:36,553 --> 00:58:41,183
- I'm getting out of here.
- Not yet, S.Z., definitely not yet.
665
00:58:51,402 --> 00:58:52,835
Uh-oh, the Mafia's back.
666
00:58:52,903 --> 00:58:55,269
Don't start. Julie, what are you doing here?
667
00:58:55,339 --> 00:58:57,569
I'm here because I want to hear you sing.
668
00:58:57,641 --> 00:58:59,506
Sure, Caruso, go ahead and sing.
669
00:58:59,576 --> 00:59:01,908
Wait a second, Dee Dee.
670
00:59:02,679 --> 00:59:03,771
Thanks a lot.
671
00:59:03,847 --> 00:59:07,305
- Frankie, I really did come to hear you sing.
- Yeah, but...
672
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:10,851
Thank you.
673
00:59:12,222 --> 00:59:13,553
All right.
674
00:59:17,694 --> 00:59:19,184
- Dick?
- Yeah, Frank?
675
00:59:19,263 --> 00:59:21,060
- Hit it.
- Start it up.
676
00:59:24,735 --> 00:59:28,068
If you really want to swing,
Cappy's is the place to go
677
00:59:28,138 --> 00:59:30,129
Run, run, everybody's runnin' wild
678
00:59:30,207 --> 00:59:33,301
The band's working out,
and the sax man's starting to blow
679
00:59:33,377 --> 00:59:35,242
Run, run, everybody's runnin' wild
680
00:59:35,312 --> 00:59:38,577
So come on, little girl,
let's really put on a show
681
00:59:38,649 --> 00:59:40,480
Run, run, everybody's runnin' wild
682
00:59:40,551 --> 00:59:43,748
Yeah, the kid's are clapping
while the guitar's wailing away
683
00:59:43,821 --> 00:59:45,948
Run, run, everybody's runnin' wild
684
00:59:46,023 --> 00:59:49,049
They're movin' and groovin'
and yellin' for what I say
685
00:59:49,126 --> 00:59:50,957
Run, run, everybody's runnin' wild
686
00:59:51,028 --> 00:59:54,327
Yeah, we can't stop now,
gonna go till the break of day
687
00:59:54,398 --> 00:59:56,866
Run, run, everybody's runnin' wild
688
00:59:57,868 --> 00:59:59,529
Aw, runnin' wild
689
00:59:59,603 --> 01:00:02,094
Everybody's gotta grab a chick now
690
01:00:02,172 --> 01:00:04,800
Yeah, runnin' wild
691
01:00:04,875 --> 01:00:06,536
Everybody's gonna get their kicks now
692
01:00:06,610 --> 01:00:10,011
Well, we can't stop now,
gonna go till the break of day
693
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:12,514
Run, run, everybody's runnin' wild
694
01:00:43,313 --> 01:00:46,180
Let's get together,
'cause that's the way I want it to be
695
01:00:46,250 --> 01:00:48,411
Run, run, everybody's runnin' wild
696
01:00:48,485 --> 01:00:51,454
The more we dance, now,
the better you look to me
697
01:00:51,522 --> 01:00:53,353
Run, run, everybody's runnin' wild
698
01:00:53,423 --> 01:00:56,620
When the party's over,
there's a place I want you to see
699
01:00:56,693 --> 01:00:58,524
Run, run, everybody's runnin' wild
700
01:00:58,595 --> 01:00:59,960
Well, wild
701
01:01:00,430 --> 01:01:02,125
Yeah, runnin' wild
702
01:01:02,966 --> 01:01:04,900
Yeah, man, runnin' wild
703
01:01:05,269 --> 01:01:06,964
Yeah, runnin' wild
704
01:01:07,037 --> 01:01:09,665
Everybody's gonna get their kicks now
705
01:01:19,616 --> 01:01:22,744
- Frankie, you were marvelous.
- Thank you, Julie.
706
01:01:22,819 --> 01:01:25,310
Darling, I have a surprise for you.
707
01:01:26,957 --> 01:01:29,289
- See those men over there?
- Yeah.
708
01:01:29,526 --> 01:01:32,723
Your song is down on tape.
We're going to make a record of it.
709
01:01:32,796 --> 01:01:35,492
A million copies, all on your own label.
710
01:01:35,566 --> 01:01:38,091
We'll give you to the world.
You'll be a sensation.
711
01:01:38,168 --> 01:01:42,628
With my money and your talent,
you'll be a star, you're going to be famous!
712
01:01:42,706 --> 01:01:44,173
That does it!
713
01:01:50,681 --> 01:01:53,047
You listen to me, Miss Moneybags.
714
01:01:53,116 --> 01:01:57,052
If you think I'm putting up with this,
you'd better wipe your fuzzy brain clean.
715
01:01:57,754 --> 01:02:00,780
You start peddling your pasta
somewhere else right now...
716
01:02:00,857 --> 01:02:03,348
because if you don't,
I'll send you into orbit...
717
01:02:03,427 --> 01:02:07,329
with a blastoff that will make
Friendship 7 look like a wet firecracker!
718
01:02:07,397 --> 01:02:11,333
Dee Dee, do something about your temper.
Have you tried Miltown?
719
01:02:11,401 --> 01:02:14,598
- Julie, baby!
- Flex!
720
01:02:14,671 --> 01:02:17,765
- What's going on around here?
- Yeah, what's going on?
721
01:02:17,841 --> 01:02:19,172
I want to talk to you.
722
01:02:19,243 --> 01:02:21,108
- Please, let me down!
- But, Julie...
723
01:02:21,178 --> 01:02:23,339
We've got a contract. You ain't quitting.
724
01:02:23,413 --> 01:02:27,679
- I'm not, I'll give you everything I promised.
- But it's more than that.
725
01:02:27,751 --> 01:02:30,015
She's hurt Flex's feelings.
726
01:02:30,087 --> 01:02:32,988
Oh, she's mean.
727
01:02:33,056 --> 01:02:38,050
It's not that I don't like muscles anymore.
But I've found something more exciting.
728
01:02:38,695 --> 01:02:39,719
Him.
729
01:02:41,365 --> 01:02:43,492
You mean, that little thing?
730
01:02:44,101 --> 01:02:46,092
You heard her, Gargantua.
731
01:02:48,138 --> 01:02:50,766
You mean, you would trade Gargantua...
732
01:02:51,675 --> 01:02:54,007
I mean, Mr. Galaxy...
733
01:02:54,911 --> 01:02:57,709
for that undernourished mouse?
734
01:02:57,781 --> 01:03:00,079
- Would you?
- I sure would.
735
01:03:00,584 --> 01:03:02,017
How about that?
736
01:03:02,085 --> 01:03:03,552
Yeah, how about that?
737
01:03:03,620 --> 01:03:06,919
You think we ain't got dignity,
we ain't got honor?
738
01:03:07,357 --> 01:03:10,849
Flex, for that mouse?
We ain't standing for it.
739
01:03:11,028 --> 01:03:13,656
And that can mean only one thing. War!
740
01:03:16,900 --> 01:03:19,300
- War!
- No.
741
01:03:19,369 --> 01:03:22,304
Okay, fellas.
Come on, we're ready, come on.
742
01:03:24,107 --> 01:03:26,473
- Let's get out of here.
- Come on!
743
01:03:31,181 --> 01:03:32,978
War!
744
01:03:33,050 --> 01:03:34,950
Fellas, everybody!
745
01:03:35,018 --> 01:03:36,349
Surf's up!
746
01:03:47,731 --> 01:03:49,961
Get those guys. What are you waiting for?
747
01:03:50,033 --> 01:03:53,196
Lover boy, let's see you get out of this one.
748
01:03:53,270 --> 01:03:55,238
He's all mine.
749
01:04:13,623 --> 01:04:15,386
- No.
- Surf's up.
750
01:05:25,095 --> 01:05:28,997
You were wonderful.
You sang, and I felt something right here.
751
01:05:29,065 --> 01:05:31,124
- Do you really mean it?
- Of course I do.
752
01:05:31,201 --> 01:05:35,797
- No, I mean about the records and all that.
- I mean everything I say to you.
753
01:05:37,707 --> 01:05:41,108
Julie, I don't know if I want that.
754
01:05:41,178 --> 01:05:44,341
I mean,
I've got everything going for me right here.
755
01:05:44,414 --> 01:05:47,144
I've got the surf, the sky and the beach.
756
01:05:47,217 --> 01:05:50,675
But, Frankie, there is that and much more.
There is me.
757
01:05:52,722 --> 01:05:55,953
Julie, you know, you're beautiful.
758
01:05:56,393 --> 01:05:57,917
You really are.
759
01:05:58,261 --> 01:06:00,627
Where do you go on that big boat?
760
01:06:00,697 --> 01:06:03,427
- Anywhere you like.
- The Islands, Makaha?
761
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:07,161
Makaha, Tahiti, straight across to Australia.
762
01:06:07,637 --> 01:06:09,832
I hear it rolls in Australia.
763
01:06:09,906 --> 01:06:13,307
The surf comes in for miles
off the Barrier Reef.
764
01:06:14,077 --> 01:06:17,843
The riders look like gulls
skimming the crests of the waves.
765
01:06:19,049 --> 01:06:21,449
We'd be good for each other.
766
01:06:21,518 --> 01:06:22,849
Would we?
767
01:06:23,553 --> 01:06:27,512
I can show you so much.
I can open the world for you.
768
01:06:27,858 --> 01:06:31,817
You'll see Tangiers in October,
we'll cruise the Greek islands in summer...
769
01:06:31,895 --> 01:06:34,762
and Paris,
when the streets are wet with rain.
770
01:06:34,831 --> 01:06:38,130
- It's an 80-foot wave.
- It's even higher than that.
771
01:06:38,735 --> 01:06:40,566
How far does it ride?
772
01:06:40,837 --> 01:06:42,566
As far as you want.
773
01:06:43,373 --> 01:06:45,034
As far as I want.
774
01:06:51,915 --> 01:06:54,281
Come along with me,
and we'll all have some fun
775
01:06:54,351 --> 01:06:57,013
To a swingin' little beach off the 101
776
01:06:57,120 --> 01:07:00,055
There's a new dance craze
that they're gonna teach
777
01:07:00,123 --> 01:07:02,956
The only place you'll learn it
is down at Muscle Beach
778
01:07:03,026 --> 01:07:05,551
Flex up your biceps, and that's how it goes
779
01:07:05,629 --> 01:07:08,530
Turn your head, and strike up a pose
780
01:07:08,598 --> 01:07:11,089
Do the Mashed Potatoes,
and you stick out your chest
781
01:07:11,167 --> 01:07:14,762
The guys are lookin' good,
but the girls are lookin' best
782
01:07:15,205 --> 01:07:17,230
Everybody do it now
783
01:07:18,041 --> 01:07:19,770
Oh, a little muscle now
784
01:07:20,710 --> 01:07:22,234
Everybody kick the sand
785
01:07:22,312 --> 01:07:25,748
Come on, now, just like a muscle man
786
01:07:33,557 --> 01:07:36,651
Good heavens!
Where are the mothers of America?
787
01:07:40,997 --> 01:07:43,795
It's the latest dance that's goin' round
788
01:07:43,867 --> 01:07:46,631
And if you can't cut it, you're muscle-bound
789
01:07:46,703 --> 01:07:49,228
Do the scruffle-shuffle, and kick up the sand
790
01:07:49,306 --> 01:07:52,070
Pick up your chick,
and you're a huckle-buckle man
791
01:07:52,142 --> 01:07:54,576
Flex up your biceps, and that's how it goes
792
01:07:54,644 --> 01:07:57,408
You turn your head,
and you strike up a pose
793
01:07:57,480 --> 01:07:59,971
Do the Mashed Potatoes,
and you stick out your chest
794
01:08:00,050 --> 01:08:03,645
The guys are lookin' good,
but the girls are lookin' best
795
01:08:04,087 --> 01:08:05,850
Everybody do it now
796
01:08:06,756 --> 01:08:08,553
Oh, a little muscle now
797
01:08:08,625 --> 01:08:10,286
Look what they're doing now.
798
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:14,091
- They're doing exercises.
- They ain't doing them good.
799
01:08:19,302 --> 01:08:21,930
Exercises? My Trapezius!
800
01:08:22,439 --> 01:08:25,340
Do you know what they're doing?
They're making fun of us.
801
01:08:25,408 --> 01:08:27,740
That's it, that's the last straw.
802
01:08:30,113 --> 01:08:31,808
Inside!
803
01:08:33,883 --> 01:08:35,817
Everybody kick the sand
804
01:08:41,358 --> 01:08:44,259
Lift something heavy. It helps me to think.
805
01:08:44,427 --> 01:08:47,726
Crush them. Not one of them,
not two of them, but all of them.
806
01:08:47,797 --> 01:08:52,234
Crush them in our mighty fists.
Break them into shattered little pieces.
807
01:08:52,302 --> 01:08:55,271
Twist them like a wet bathing suit,
till they cry for mercy.
808
01:08:55,338 --> 01:09:00,139
- And then what?
- Break their bones, one by one, snap.
809
01:09:00,210 --> 01:09:04,169
Crush their feet, gouge their eyes,
wring their necks.
810
01:09:04,247 --> 01:09:08,183
Pull their hair, bite them,
break their glasses and everything!
811
01:09:10,220 --> 01:09:11,448
Come in!
812
01:09:12,555 --> 01:09:14,580
Good evening, gentlemen...
813
01:09:15,291 --> 01:09:17,259
and accessories.
814
01:09:17,594 --> 01:09:20,688
- I think we have some unfinished business.
- You!
815
01:09:21,431 --> 01:09:24,889
- Now, Mr. Fanny?
- Now? What, am I interrupting something?
816
01:09:24,968 --> 01:09:28,529
No, you're just the man I want to see.
817
01:09:28,605 --> 01:09:30,402
Clod, put that thing down.
818
01:09:30,473 --> 01:09:32,441
- Down?
- Yeah, on him.
819
01:09:36,279 --> 01:09:37,610
You can't do this!
820
01:09:37,814 --> 01:09:42,751
My little surfin' woody
is the cleanest on the street
821
01:09:43,119 --> 01:09:45,849
With a fuel-injected Chrysler
822
01:09:45,922 --> 01:09:48,322
now she's really hard to beat
823
01:09:52,128 --> 01:09:56,030
Surfin', surfin', woody
824
01:09:57,233 --> 01:10:02,102
Those big old JE pistons
with that brand-new Vertex mag
825
01:10:02,172 --> 01:10:04,697
Hold it.
826
01:10:04,774 --> 01:10:07,436
- Lover boy's back.
- Hi, Frankie.
827
01:10:09,112 --> 01:10:11,637
Would you believe it?
One little record, and wham!
828
01:10:11,715 --> 01:10:13,842
Yeah, we heard it before. It's not bad.
829
01:10:13,917 --> 01:10:17,045
Not bad? It's great! I'm cutting everybody in.
830
01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:19,384
I can see it. This summer we hit Makaha...
831
01:10:19,456 --> 01:10:22,823
straight down the Bonzai Line,
and it's all on me.
832
01:10:24,027 --> 01:10:27,463
Sounds great. I know your first one
will be a record breaker, man.
833
01:10:27,530 --> 01:10:29,225
We might as well start now.
834
01:10:29,299 --> 01:10:33,030
Don't break mine.
I want to use mine for a skim board.
835
01:10:33,103 --> 01:10:35,594
All right, now, hold it.
Come on, knock it off!
836
01:10:35,672 --> 01:10:37,799
This is going a little too far.
837
01:10:37,874 --> 01:10:41,139
- What's the matter?
- You want to say something, just say it.
838
01:10:41,211 --> 01:10:44,612
Okay, you tell the Contessa
that we said thanks, but no thanks.
839
01:10:44,681 --> 01:10:47,115
- You and that piece of pizza.
- Cool it, Animal.
840
01:10:47,183 --> 01:10:49,344
- We've been thinking...
- Sounds like it.
841
01:10:49,419 --> 01:10:51,649
Whose brains you been using,
Flex Martian's?
842
01:10:51,721 --> 01:10:53,518
- No, mine.
- Figures.
843
01:10:53,590 --> 01:10:56,684
Cut it. You better listen to me,
and listen good.
844
01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:59,285
You wanna play big time, okay.
But don't pull us in.
845
01:10:59,362 --> 01:11:01,557
Don't do us favors. Those waves are too big.
846
01:11:01,631 --> 01:11:04,122
You get wiped out.
You swallow a lot of salt water.
847
01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:07,135
Not me, Johnny.
I can ride it on top the whole way.
848
01:11:07,203 --> 01:11:10,138
That's cool. But count us out.
You ride it alone.
849
01:11:10,206 --> 01:11:12,299
Solid-gold surfboards don't float well.
850
01:11:12,375 --> 01:11:15,776
- Come on, let's split down to Cappy's.
- Yeah.
851
01:11:26,189 --> 01:11:29,215
Frank, I'm sorry, man, but I had to.
852
01:11:30,727 --> 01:11:31,819
Sure.
853
01:11:32,395 --> 01:11:34,386
- Johnny, we...
- It's okay.
854
01:11:34,464 --> 01:11:36,659
Good luck with la dolce vita.
855
01:11:45,742 --> 01:11:48,643
Frankie's down on the beach.
You probably missed him.
856
01:11:48,711 --> 01:11:51,578
It's around the bend,
near the rocks down there.
857
01:11:51,648 --> 01:11:55,778
- Then what are you doing up here?
- I've had enough of moonlit beaches.
858
01:11:55,852 --> 01:11:58,150
You don't sound as if you care.
859
01:11:58,555 --> 01:12:01,649
If I sounded like I cared,
would it change anything?
860
01:12:01,724 --> 01:12:03,487
Then you won't mind?
861
01:12:03,660 --> 01:12:06,925
- Mind what?
- Frankie and I are going away together.
862
01:12:07,797 --> 01:12:09,059
You are?
863
01:12:09,833 --> 01:12:11,494
Yes, tonight.
864
01:12:12,802 --> 01:12:14,064
Tonight?
865
01:12:15,405 --> 01:12:16,394
Ciao.
866
01:12:16,973 --> 01:12:18,565
You are not mad?
867
01:12:19,676 --> 01:12:20,768
Mad?
868
01:12:21,277 --> 01:12:24,474
You just don't have any idea how mad I am.
869
01:12:24,848 --> 01:12:27,578
But, more than anything,
I want Frankie to be happy...
870
01:12:27,650 --> 01:12:30,744
and if this is what he wants,
this is what he can have.
871
01:12:30,820 --> 01:12:32,617
Okay, swell. Goodbye.
872
01:12:41,664 --> 01:12:44,098
That Frankie's a nice kid...
873
01:12:44,167 --> 01:12:47,261
and he had a nice girl, too,
until you bit him.
874
01:12:47,837 --> 01:12:49,429
That wasn't nice.
875
01:12:49,873 --> 01:12:51,340
And what am I, S. Z?
876
01:12:51,407 --> 01:12:54,035
Just because I have too much money,
I can't be nice?
877
01:12:54,110 --> 01:12:57,511
I can't love a nice boy?
I can't have what they have?
878
01:12:58,448 --> 01:13:00,382
There's a difference, Julie.
879
01:13:00,450 --> 01:13:02,475
There's people for people.
880
01:13:03,253 --> 01:13:06,814
- You don't fit with that kid, that's all.
- I could learn.
881
01:13:07,123 --> 01:13:09,182
No, but you'd make him learn.
882
01:13:14,163 --> 01:13:16,495
- Hi, baby.
- Hi, darling.
883
01:13:17,700 --> 01:13:18,997
- Hi, S.Z.
- Hi, baby!
884
01:13:19,068 --> 01:13:21,434
- Are you ready?
- I'm always ready.
885
01:13:21,504 --> 01:13:24,701
Then hurry.
I've such a marvelous trip planned.
886
01:13:24,774 --> 01:13:28,801
- I wanna tell you all about it, too.
- I've heard already, S.Z.
887
01:13:28,878 --> 01:13:32,075
Yeah, but I wanna tell you what it's like,
life with la Contessa.
888
01:13:32,148 --> 01:13:36,517
I got lots of work to do. I manage her estate,
take care of the hotels and things.
889
01:13:36,586 --> 01:13:40,317
- But you're really gonna have the life, right?
- Right.
890
01:13:40,390 --> 01:13:43,120
Just picture it.
Sitting on the boat, having a drink...
891
01:13:43,192 --> 01:13:46,320
- getting a suntan, you laugh a little.
- Sounds great.
892
01:13:46,396 --> 01:13:49,923
And at night, it's just you and Julie,
alone under the stars.
893
01:13:49,999 --> 01:13:52,467
Unless, if you go to the gambling casino.
894
01:13:52,535 --> 01:13:53,832
Frank, how about that?
895
01:13:58,474 --> 01:14:01,671
- You like to gamble?
- I don't have much, but I wouldn't mind.
896
01:14:01,744 --> 01:14:05,009
But Julie's got lots of money.
You wouldn't mind gambling with that.
897
01:14:05,081 --> 01:14:06,878
She'll let you keep the winnings.
898
01:14:06,950 --> 01:14:09,350
- Yes, but...
- And she'll buy you clothes.
899
01:14:09,419 --> 01:14:11,751
- Anything you want.
- Maybe a sports car, even.
900
01:14:11,821 --> 01:14:14,654
- I thought I was supposed to sing.
- Yes, darling, you are.
901
01:14:14,724 --> 01:14:17,818
Julie, we'll buy him a nightclub.
How about that?
902
01:14:17,894 --> 01:14:22,297
And we hire people, we pay them to come in
and sit down and to applaud.
903
01:14:23,099 --> 01:14:26,500
Wait a second.
You're saying I'm gonna live off Julie.
904
01:14:26,869 --> 01:14:29,861
Darling, don't listen to him.
That's the wrong way to put it.
905
01:14:29,939 --> 01:14:31,372
Let me put it this way.
906
01:14:31,441 --> 01:14:34,933
You're a bird in a gilded cage,
she lets you out occasionally...
907
01:14:35,011 --> 01:14:38,071
and the two of you read
the Wall Street Journal together.
908
01:14:38,448 --> 01:14:41,849
- Isn't that a pretty picture?
- No, I don't think it is.
909
01:14:41,918 --> 01:14:44,716
Darling, please don't listen to him.
It's not that way.
910
01:14:44,787 --> 01:14:48,279
What it's going to be,
you're going to be my prot�g�.
911
01:14:48,358 --> 01:14:51,953
Yeah, like she had four painters,
and she had two musicians...
912
01:14:52,028 --> 01:14:55,862
and the Spanish dancer, a flamenco guy
that screwed himself into the ground.
913
01:14:55,932 --> 01:14:58,400
And the bullfighter she picked up in Spain...
914
01:14:58,468 --> 01:15:01,631
a guy with a sword,
until the bull caught him with a horn.
915
01:15:01,704 --> 01:15:05,435
Then there was a guy
with a chisel and a hammer, a sculptor.
916
01:15:05,508 --> 01:15:09,535
He filled up the ship with marble,
and we nearly sunk off Africa or someplace.
917
01:15:09,612 --> 01:15:13,571
She called them all prot�g�s.
Know what I call them? Puppy dogs!
918
01:15:13,983 --> 01:15:15,780
S.Z., that's enough.
919
01:15:25,161 --> 01:15:27,391
I don't know how to thank you.
920
01:15:27,697 --> 01:15:30,257
You don't have to thank me.
It's part of my job.
921
01:15:30,333 --> 01:15:33,564
Julie, this time was different.
Someone could have gotten hurt.
922
01:15:33,636 --> 01:15:36,070
- Maybe even you.
- Now I'm hurt!
923
01:15:38,508 --> 01:15:40,169
I love him, S.Z.
924
01:15:41,277 --> 01:15:42,835
I really love him.
925
01:15:47,450 --> 01:15:49,315
Now, children of the surf...
926
01:15:49,385 --> 01:15:51,876
you think there are
seven wonders of the world?
927
01:15:51,954 --> 01:15:55,014
Well, here's the eighth. Little Stevie Wonder.
928
01:16:05,268 --> 01:16:08,203
Everybody come on, yeah, yeah
929
01:16:08,271 --> 01:16:10,739
Clap your hands, yeah
930
01:16:10,873 --> 01:16:13,603
Everybody come on, yeah, yeah
931
01:16:13,843 --> 01:16:16,505
Clap your hands, yeah, yeah
932
01:16:16,879 --> 01:16:19,939
Come on and clap your hands,
stomp your feet
933
01:16:20,283 --> 01:16:23,013
Get with the rhythm of the Happy Street
934
01:16:23,519 --> 01:16:26,977
'Cause that's my street, Happy Street
935
01:16:50,213 --> 01:16:53,205
Everybody sing out, yeah, yeah
936
01:16:53,282 --> 01:16:54,613
Hallelu
937
01:16:55,952 --> 01:16:58,614
Everybody sing out, yeah, yeah
938
01:16:58,921 --> 01:17:00,252
Hallelu
939
01:17:02,125 --> 01:17:05,117
Oh, hallelu, ain't that a treat?
940
01:17:05,628 --> 01:17:08,495
Oh, lots of lovin' on Happy Street
941
01:17:08,798 --> 01:17:12,757
'Cause that's my street, yeah, Happy Street
942
01:17:35,424 --> 01:17:38,484
Everybody come on, yeah, yeah
943
01:17:38,561 --> 01:17:41,155
Clap your hands
944
01:17:41,230 --> 01:17:44,165
Everybody come on, yeah, yeah
945
01:17:44,233 --> 01:17:46,360
Clap your hands
946
01:17:47,370 --> 01:17:50,601
You're gonna clap your hands,
stomp your feet
947
01:17:50,673 --> 01:17:54,040
Yeah, get with the rhythm of Happy Street
948
01:17:54,110 --> 01:17:57,978
'Cause that's my street, Happy Street
949
01:17:58,281 --> 01:18:01,216
Come on, clap your hands, yeah, yeah
950
01:18:01,284 --> 01:18:03,684
on Happy Street
951
01:18:04,020 --> 01:18:06,750
Everybody come on, yeah, yeah
952
01:18:06,822 --> 01:18:09,188
on Happy Street
953
01:18:09,625 --> 01:18:14,619
Yeah, come on, yeah, on Happy Street
954
01:18:15,264 --> 01:18:18,324
'Cause when you're happy,
you make me happy
955
01:18:18,401 --> 01:18:20,869
on Happy Street
956
01:18:39,589 --> 01:18:41,853
- Johnny, get me out of here.
- Dee Dee.
957
01:18:41,924 --> 01:18:46,327
Dee Dee, you'll sit right here and listen.
I've got something to say.
958
01:18:46,395 --> 01:18:50,627
- Whatever it is, I don't want to hear it.
- You sit down and be quiet.
959
01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:54,665
I've got something to say,
and I wanna say it in front of you all.
960
01:18:54,737 --> 01:18:56,637
How about bon voyage?
961
01:18:58,341 --> 01:19:02,175
Wait, I owe someone an apology,
and I want to say it in front of all of you.
962
01:19:02,245 --> 01:19:05,339
- Aren't you a little late?
- Why don't you sing for your supper?
963
01:19:05,414 --> 01:19:06,972
The surfin' gigolo
964
01:19:07,049 --> 01:19:09,108
Is often on the go
965
01:19:09,185 --> 01:19:11,050
His surfboard's getting cold
966
01:19:11,120 --> 01:19:13,714
While he's diggin' for her gold!
967
01:19:15,791 --> 01:19:17,759
Knock it off! I said, hold it!
968
01:19:17,827 --> 01:19:20,421
You guys put me down good
a while ago on the beach...
969
01:19:20,496 --> 01:19:23,590
and I listened.
Now, you're gonna listen to me!
970
01:19:31,841 --> 01:19:33,433
Dee Dee, I'm sorry.
971
01:19:33,509 --> 01:19:36,774
I hope you can forgive me
for what almost happened.
972
01:19:36,979 --> 01:19:39,812
You guys were right, and I was wrong.
973
01:19:40,182 --> 01:19:43,811
The air was so thin up on that big wave
that I went a little stupid.
974
01:19:43,886 --> 01:19:46,821
I've come down to earth now, and I realize.
975
01:19:50,059 --> 01:19:52,425
Dee Dee, if it's not too late...
976
01:19:55,798 --> 01:19:57,265
I love you...
977
01:19:57,533 --> 01:20:00,366
and I guess nothing will ever change that.
978
01:20:27,463 --> 01:20:30,023
I wanted to tell you back at the house...
979
01:20:30,099 --> 01:20:32,465
but I suddenly thought I better get here fast.
980
01:20:32,535 --> 01:20:34,935
You see, I like you a lot, Julie.
981
01:20:35,371 --> 01:20:38,465
But it's like S.Z. Said,
"It's people for people."
982
01:20:38,841 --> 01:20:41,207
And it's also people for places.
983
01:20:43,012 --> 01:20:46,379
This is my place, and these are my people.
984
01:20:46,716 --> 01:20:49,947
This is where I belong.
I wouldn't fit into your life.
985
01:20:51,954 --> 01:20:55,412
That's why I'm here, Frankie,
to tell you I understand.
986
01:20:56,792 --> 01:21:01,252
Maybe, in another place at another time,
things might have been different.
987
01:21:01,330 --> 01:21:04,390
They're gonna be different,
starting right now!
988
01:21:04,734 --> 01:21:06,395
- Julie!
- Flex!
989
01:21:06,502 --> 01:21:08,197
- He can't have you.
- Let me go.
990
01:21:08,270 --> 01:21:11,296
- Wait, you don't understand.
- I understand everything.
991
01:21:11,374 --> 01:21:13,740
- Fanny, you're not...
- Help!
992
01:21:14,143 --> 01:21:16,373
Theodore! What are you doing up there?
993
01:21:16,445 --> 01:21:19,243
Come down this minute,
and help straighten this out!
994
01:21:19,315 --> 01:21:22,580
- All right, fellas, put him down over there.
- Help!
995
01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:27,289
Theodore, you come down!
This is gonna cost you your job!
996
01:21:27,356 --> 01:21:28,448
Help!
997
01:21:38,501 --> 01:21:40,935
And that's the start. Onward, men!
998
01:21:41,003 --> 01:21:43,870
- The war's begun!
- Wait a minute, Fanny!
999
01:21:48,611 --> 01:21:51,205
- Onward!
- Are you guys with me?
1000
01:21:56,952 --> 01:21:59,580
No! They're not gonna ruin my place again!
1001
01:22:00,456 --> 01:22:02,117
Yes, they are.
1002
01:22:03,125 --> 01:22:06,356
Their bones, break them.
Break them in half. Squeeze them.
1003
01:22:06,429 --> 01:22:08,863
Step on their eyes, gouge out their heads!
1004
01:22:08,931 --> 01:22:11,729
Stamp their necks!
Wring them like a wet bathing suit!
1005
01:22:11,801 --> 01:22:14,770
Destroy all of them!
Don't hurt your muscles!
1006
01:22:20,176 --> 01:22:22,804
Don't just lay there.
Get up and do something.
1007
01:22:42,465 --> 01:22:43,659
Watch yourself!
1008
01:22:50,773 --> 01:22:51,967
Don't do that!
1009
01:22:53,409 --> 01:22:55,240
No, fellas, please!
1010
01:23:00,049 --> 01:23:01,846
Come on, you guys!
1011
01:23:32,615 --> 01:23:33,843
Thanks.
1012
01:23:48,497 --> 01:23:50,829
Wonder if I'm a bad influence on these kids.
1013
01:23:53,536 --> 01:23:55,731
Come on, Googoo!
1014
01:23:59,341 --> 01:24:00,933
Too bad, baby!
1015
01:24:01,010 --> 01:24:03,843
Will you stop that? You'll hurt somebody!
1016
01:24:09,118 --> 01:24:11,484
Don't get excited! That was close!
1017
01:24:19,728 --> 01:24:21,787
Use secret weapon, use it!
1018
01:24:21,864 --> 01:24:23,923
Dick Dale! Play, Dick Dale.
1019
01:24:52,328 --> 01:24:53,693
Get 'em now!
1020
01:24:59,468 --> 01:25:02,631
You don't aim good.
You got a weapon, but you're a bad aimer.
1021
01:25:02,705 --> 01:25:06,072
Follow that sight.
The big one, get the big one.
1022
01:25:12,514 --> 01:25:14,812
You're getting upset, you guys!
1023
01:25:33,435 --> 01:25:36,461
Squeeze them! Step on their eyes!
Gouge out their heads!
1024
01:25:36,538 --> 01:25:38,062
I'm tellin' you!
1025
01:25:38,374 --> 01:25:40,069
Break them in half!
1026
01:25:43,746 --> 01:25:46,180
- That wasn't nice.
- Sorry.
1027
01:25:54,423 --> 01:25:56,789
"Now I lay me down to sleep..."
1028
01:26:10,773 --> 01:26:13,264
- Flex, watch it!
- Help!
1029
01:26:13,342 --> 01:26:15,310
Stop that nonsense!
1030
01:26:21,050 --> 01:26:22,517
Stop that nonsense!
1031
01:26:34,930 --> 01:26:37,228
It's the boss, Mr. Strangdour.
1032
01:26:38,934 --> 01:26:41,095
You. What are you doing here?
1033
01:26:41,170 --> 01:26:44,105
We got them, Mr. Strangdour,
and we're going to crush them...
1034
01:26:44,173 --> 01:26:46,004
because they hurt Flex's dignity.
1035
01:26:46,075 --> 01:26:47,133
You!
1036
01:26:48,277 --> 01:26:50,006
You stoop to violence?
1037
01:26:50,079 --> 01:26:52,741
You forgot the code of the strong man?
1038
01:26:54,049 --> 01:26:56,074
Wait for me in my office.
1039
01:26:56,318 --> 01:26:58,286
I'll talk to you later.
1040
01:27:01,090 --> 01:27:03,422
I think the kid didn't hear me.
1041
01:27:08,363 --> 01:27:10,263
Applicazione dolorosa...
1042
01:27:10,699 --> 01:27:12,291
The painful one.
1043
01:27:14,002 --> 01:27:17,460
Now, put that kid down, do you hear?
Gently!
1044
01:27:17,773 --> 01:27:19,297
Yes, Papa.
1045
01:27:22,911 --> 01:27:24,469
Thank you, sir.
1046
01:27:28,517 --> 01:27:30,144
Don't I know you?
1047
01:27:30,219 --> 01:27:31,777
Well, now...
1048
01:27:31,854 --> 01:27:34,584
you might have seen my face quite often.
1049
01:27:34,957 --> 01:27:38,688
It just so happens
that I'm the strongest man in the world.
1050
01:27:39,762 --> 01:27:41,889
And you, you young creep...
1051
01:27:42,131 --> 01:27:45,498
you're much too young to look at girls,
you hear me?
1052
01:27:45,834 --> 01:27:47,927
Come with me to the office.
1053
01:27:48,170 --> 01:27:50,138
Please, Papa, don't spank me.
1054
01:27:50,205 --> 01:27:54,141
Don't spank me, Papa,
please, don't spank me.
1055
01:27:57,279 --> 01:27:59,042
Do you believe that?
1056
01:28:07,790 --> 01:28:10,350
- Hi, gang.
- Hi, Frankie, hi, Dee Dee.
1057
01:28:11,527 --> 01:28:14,223
- You know I love you.
- I think you've said that before.
1058
01:28:14,296 --> 01:28:17,754
- And I'm going to go right on saying it.
- I don't mind.
1059
01:28:18,967 --> 01:28:20,400
Look who's here!
1060
01:28:20,469 --> 01:28:22,664
- It's Deadhead!
- Yeah, Deadhead!
1061
01:28:24,072 --> 01:28:27,667
- He really went through that wall, didn't he?
- What wall?
1062
01:28:30,913 --> 01:28:32,676
Sit, Deadhead, sit.
1063
01:28:33,348 --> 01:28:36,613
He'll be all right.
Tomorrow we'll buy him a leash.
1064
01:28:37,452 --> 01:28:40,182
There's Julie's boat. It's leaving.
1065
01:28:40,989 --> 01:28:42,513
Are you sorry?
1066
01:28:43,725 --> 01:28:46,319
I've got you. That's all I ever wanted.
1067
01:28:48,430 --> 01:28:50,921
I hope I never see the likes of them again.
1068
01:28:50,999 --> 01:28:53,297
Relax, Grumpy, we're on our way.
1069
01:28:53,368 --> 01:28:55,768
Where are the mothers of America?
1070
01:28:57,005 --> 01:28:59,200
- I'll miss him, S.Z.
- I know.
1071
01:29:00,843 --> 01:29:02,470
But not for long.
1072
01:29:04,446 --> 01:29:06,209
Where to now, Julie?
1073
01:29:06,682 --> 01:29:10,015
No place. It's people for people, S.Z.
1074
01:29:40,749 --> 01:29:44,207
A girl needs a boy
1075
01:29:44,286 --> 01:29:47,221
she can love
1076
01:29:48,257 --> 01:29:52,318
She needs him by her side
1077
01:29:52,394 --> 01:29:55,989
so she can turn with pride
1078
01:29:56,265 --> 01:29:59,234
And say he's the boy
1079
01:29:59,301 --> 01:30:02,361
she's dreaming of
1080
01:30:13,482 --> 01:30:16,212
What are you trying to do, kill my boys?
1081
01:30:17,920 --> 01:30:20,354
Where are the mothers of America?
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