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Skin Deep, by Sloan.
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Since the beginning of time,
man has been obsessed with his own image.
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and now, with own new body sculpting technique,
that image can be perfected.
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What's the secret you ask?
Does it really work?
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As you can see, our results
speak for themselves.
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This is Debbie before
the Skin Deep treatment.
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And this, is Debbie three days later.
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Skin Deep by Sloan helped change my live.
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Now, I'm here to help change yours.
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A 100% painless,
completely natural procedure.
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Skin Deep by Sloan is the biggest
breakthrough in body management history.
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Hi, I'm Dr. Herbert Sloan.
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And I promise, you'll have
the perfect body that you deserved.
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Skin Deep by Sloan, feel the
miracle and see the difference.
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Wow!
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You're Debbie from the TV!
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May I help you?
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I'm Henry Quill, I got an email.
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Here you are, Mr. Quill.
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We want to thank you for being
such a loyal customer over the years.
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It says here you've been a steady
consumer of Dr. Sloan's previous products.
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Well, I've eaten my share
of his Ginkgo Global Pills.
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Which is why Dr. Sloan thinks you'd be perfect to be
one of the first presented with this more effective treatment.
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The doctor will be right with you.
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My Simmons, you can come on now.
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Hi.
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I'm Henry.
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Kelly.
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It's kind of mysterious. It's like
we are going to meet the real Dr. Sloan.
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I don't care if he is Dr. Sues.
As long as he can make me look like her.
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Welcome, everybody.
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I'm Herbert Sloan, with the skin
deep solution for everybody.
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I see what you did there.
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Please, come gather around
right over here for us.
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Ah, don't be shy.
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Like magic, Mr. Simmons. It's a new you.
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It's impossible. What they do with that guy.
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Wow, he's so skinny. That's impossible.
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He looks great.
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Donuts anyone?
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I though this was about
losing weight, not gaining it.
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It is, but after a sit in with me,
you'll never have to diet again.
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Hmm, we'll see.
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Maybe, just one.
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One.
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My new procedure will work on you.
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And you, and you, and you.
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Trust me. You've never
seen anything like this.
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My success rate is unprecedented, 100%.
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Everyone knows, there's
no fountain of youth.
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But, it doesn't stop us from looking.
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Man has been obsessed with his
own image since the beginning of time.
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And now, that image can be perfected.
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What is that?!
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Since 2012, my team and I have collected 10
specimens from a water intake reservoir in South America.
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To think, I was going to Brazilian rainforest
searching for fat melting berries,
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I discovered something so much more.
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Beautiful, isn't it?
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From this expedition, we concluded that a high
number of these large female Anguilla forms
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were effectively trapped in the reservoir,
unable to complete the breeding migration.
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- Anguilla-what? Is it an eel?
- In a way.
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And you'll be surprised to learn how many species
there still are to be discovered on this planet.
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We've learned after extensive testing
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that it's an advanced form of a leech.
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But, with one major distinction.
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This one, doesn't drink blood.
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Once attached, it secretes a fluid
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that completely numbs
the patient's skin.
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Then the creature painlessly uses its saliva
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- It eats fat!
- To put it simply, Kelly, yes.
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It completely liquefies it.
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It absorbs excess adipose
stored in fat cells.
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Nothing else is removed,
of course. Just fat.
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- Of course.
- Think about it.
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Diet and exercise are a thing of the past.
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Believe me when I tell you,
it's indisputable.
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Never again in our lifetime will we
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witness a truer undiscovered
miracle of nature.
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Take my money.
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Follow me please.
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Henry?
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You're not putting that thing on me.
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Just hear me out.
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No hard sell. This is me to you.
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But why me?
You don't even know me.
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But I do.
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I was you once.
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And look at me now.
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I've got FDA approval.
I've got countless trials.
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Look, total transparency.
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I've sunk every dime I have into this.
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And would I put it all on
the line if it wasn't completely safe?
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Let me change your life.
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And I'm supposed to believe that no one
has come across this animal until now?
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It's incredibly rare, for starters.
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We searched for months. They found 10.
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10! Still, I braved uncharted territory.
I'll reap the rewards.
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But trust me, we all win here.
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I'm sorry. It's too freaky for me.
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I really can't do this.
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I'll take that. Good luck.
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Alright, here we go. That will be $10.37.
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We'll take the next in line. Sir?
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What can I get for you?
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Wow, have you been working out.
You look great.
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- And you're up.
- Just finished working out.
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Hey, look.
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So this is where you disappeared to.
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Kelly?
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- Is that you?
- Mmhmm
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- It works.
- It has only been two weeks.
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And Sloan hired me to be his spokesmodel.
Can you believe that?
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You look- fantastic.
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You really did it?
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With the worm and the suck-it?
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Totally painless. Just like Sloan said.
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A sip here, a sip there.
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It's a miracle.
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Ohh, and he asked me to help introduce
him on AM America tomorrow.
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You're gonna be, you're
gonna be on the show?
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Yeah. I can get you a couple of tickets.
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Well- Just one ticket, right?
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There is no plus one for a plus three.
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- You're up.
- Hey, why don't you come be our volunteer?
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Oh, come on, Henry.
Opportunity knocks twice.
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Henry.
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Everybody's doing it.
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- Order number 14.
- That's me.
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Is there anything I can get you?
Water? Some donuts?
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No, I had a box.
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We are really happy you're here, Henry.
Dr. Sloan is so excited to see your transformation.
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- Yeah.
- Are you excited?
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A little terrified.
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So was I when I did it.
But it was nothing, really.
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- See that man right there?
- Yeah.
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He owns the station.
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He did it, loved it,
half the crew liked him.
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Wow, all these people. That is incredible.
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Final set, we're going live in 3, 2...
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Good morning. It's time for...
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AM America Live.
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Today, we have a big show.
After months of secrecy and speculation,
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Dr. Herbert Sloan is here to unveil his
top secret body sculpting technique.
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Due to be made available to
the public in just four days.
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Maybe I should try it on my love handles.
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But first, the celestial event
on everyone's mind,
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the big solar eclipse, happening
this morning.
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It's being called the next great
American Eclipse.
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It's so exciting.
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And we got our own? science expert,
Jim Scott.
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standing by at the Horlicks
Observatory to tell us all about it.
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Hey Jim!
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Morning Randy and Suzy.
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Hope you're not afraid
of the dark,
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because this may be the most
spectacular eclipse of our lifetime.
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It estimated to last no longer
than 160 seconds.
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But during that time, I'm told,
this would be seen across the entire United States,
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something that hasn't happened for
almost a century.
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Now, that sounds spooky.
Anything to worry about?
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Not so much.
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But if you have pets, you might
want to keep an eye on them.
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Sometimes, our furred and feathered
friends get a little jumpy during an eclipse.
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- Hmm.
- Now, why is that?
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Well, there's been speculation that
abnormal animal behavior
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results in increase magnetic field flows
during a solar eclipse of this magnitude.
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I don't know what that means!
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Me neither. Thanks Jim. Let us know
when it starts to get dark.
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Well, and keeping with our science theme,
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we would like to welcome Dr. Sloan,
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with Skin Deep, by Sloan.
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Thank you.
It's great to be here.
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Now, I understand you're going to
be performing this miracle procedure.
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right here in this studio,
in a matter of minutes.
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Randy, I think it's safe to say that
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you will be amazed.
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Well, we will see right after this message.
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Clear! Back in 90, folks.
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Thank you. We'll be right over.
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I guess this is it.
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You nervous?
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You know, all my life,
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I've struggle with negative body image.
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Diet pills, fat burners,
I've tried everything.
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And now...
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It's one big slurp...
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all my problems are going to be gone.
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And I can have a dating life.
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Trust me. I've been swatting
them away like flies.
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- Hey, you think when this is all...
- Excuse me.
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Where is my soon to be body beautiful?
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Dr. Sloan.
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I never should have doubted you.
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- Water under the bridge, my friend.
- All right, everyone.
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Going live in 3, 2...
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Let's check in with another
update from Professor Jim Scott.
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It's staring to get darker out here.
The shadows are...
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- Jim?
- You okay, Jim?
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Buddy?
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Guess my own belly doesn't
know what time it is.
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Still fighting off last night's lasagna.
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Well, keep us updated.
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- I hope he's okay.
- I'm sure he will be fine.
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Let's saunter on over to Dr. Sloan,
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and witness another miracle of science.
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Hey there, Dr. Sloan.
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Are you ready to kiss those pounds goodbye?
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Shall we?
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This is Henry Quill.
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- Hi Henry.
- Hi America.
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And this, is our little wonder worm.
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That is one big boy.
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A swarm dweller, you say?
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That's right.
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Our ecosystem would collapse,
if nature hadn't provided us
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with an abundance of animals that plays
a significant role in mankind existence.
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Ants, termites, bats.
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Without bees pollinating the worid's
food supply, we'll be goners.
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And this, is another one
of nature's miracles.
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Is it always that active?
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Probably wants its breakfast.
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Ready Henry?
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Kelly?
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Let's uh, let's check on Jim.
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The eclipse seems to have...
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- Jimbo?
- Jim
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Henry?
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Is there something in my eye?
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The eclipse seems to have reached its...
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We are about at totality.
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- It does not look good
- It does not.
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- Jim
- You okay, Jim? Buddy?
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Please help me! Please make it stop!
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This can't be like this.
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You said it was safe.
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But it was safe.
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Stop. Stop!
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What's happening?!
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I promise. This is safe.
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This is not normal.
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Sloan. Sloan!
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You son of a bitch.
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You knew this was going to happen.
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You knew!
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You were going to make millions?
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And let people die like that?
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- I didn't know.
- You greedy bastard.
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You didn't care how many
people you kill,
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as long as you make a profit!
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It- it wasn't like that. I mean...
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Oh my god, solar eclipse messes
with the magnetic frequencies.
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They affect birds and insects, but
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who would have guessed leeches acted.
253
00:16:23,510 --> 00:16:26,957
- I never did.. they reproduce...
- What are you talking about?
254
00:16:27,205 --> 00:16:29,589
We- we're the same, Henry.
255
00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:32,956
Unhappy, desperate, looking
in the mirror and
256
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,870
- hating ourselves.
- See, that's the wrong attitude.
257
00:16:36,070 --> 00:16:39,500
I was close to 300 pounds.
258
00:16:39,981 --> 00:16:41,693
I was looking for an easy cure,
259
00:16:41,694 --> 00:16:43,588
a fast miracle- But then...
260
00:16:43,589 --> 00:16:45,796
my team discovered the leech.
261
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:49,550
You said you tested it,
over and over and over.
262
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:53,460
We did! In every situation
imaginable. I just...
263
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:58,700
We didn't count on the solar eclipse.
Who would? My god!
264
00:16:58,740 --> 00:17:02,140
I'm such a fool. I just thought it would
suck it all out of us.
265
00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:04,560
I didn't think it would leave anything behind.
266
00:18:12,630 --> 00:18:13,580
Damn it!
267
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,340
My glasses, glasses.
268
00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:37,900
I changed my mind!
269
00:18:38,010 --> 00:18:40,060
No, I'm innocent.
270
00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:46,220
No! No!
271
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:53,940
No! No no, no no no...
272
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Suck that!
273
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,700
Hey there, Laker. This is Jolene Payne,
274
00:21:06,710 --> 00:21:10,494
coming to you live on this foggy
Columbus Day weekend.
275
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:13,660
I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
boys and giris,
276
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:17,880
but Parks and Rec just faxed over a water
travel ban announcement.
277
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,510
Effectively immediately.
278
00:21:19,519 --> 00:21:23,767
But, we won't let a little fog ruin our
holiday weekend, will we.
279
00:21:23,768 --> 00:21:25,414
So, stick around,
280
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,080
and celebrate with me, Jolene Payne,
281
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on WNGY, The Champ,
282
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Lake Champlain Radio.
283
00:21:38,982 --> 00:21:41,087
How are those dishes coming
along there, Joseph?
284
00:21:41,287 --> 00:21:42,860
Good, mama.
285
00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:58,120
Did you know?
286
00:21:58,842 --> 00:22:03,344
April 8th, 1977, there are
6 sightings at Champlain Lake?
287
00:22:03,544 --> 00:22:04,820
Rose, please.
288
00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:08,340
The temperature of the water was
20 degrees colder than normal that day.
289
00:22:09,420 --> 00:22:11,020
Same as today.
290
00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:13,430
I thought we had an understanding.
291
00:22:13,630 --> 00:22:16,700
We agreed never to bring this up again.
292
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:19,580
Champy doesn't exist. It's not real.
293
00:22:23,766 --> 00:22:30,375
But mom, didn't daddy suggest that the foghorn
was Champy yawning before taking a nap?
294
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:31,860
Okay. Hurry up.
295
00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:35,640
You know how Chet gets when
he is in one of his moods.
296
00:22:50,150 --> 00:22:51,880
- What are you doing?
- Thomas is coming.
297
00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:53,800
I can't let him see me like this.
298
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,260
Hi, Ms. Philips.
299
00:23:00,330 --> 00:23:02,300
Is Rose home?
300
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,447
Thomas, this might not be a great time.
301
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,560
You better go now, honey.
302
00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:13,860
I'll tell Rose you were here.
303
00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:24,700
Well, well, well.
304
00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:28,920
What do we have here?
305
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:32,010
Something I can help you with stud?
306
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,840
Nah, I was, I was just...
307
00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:35,820
seeing if Rose was...
308
00:23:35,828 --> 00:23:37,245
That's a nice knife.
309
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:39,840
A Rambo?
310
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,020
The fish hooks and wire saw...
311
00:23:43,820 --> 00:23:45,540
matches the shit in the handle?
312
00:23:47,675 --> 00:23:50,233
None of them matches. I used them already.
313
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:54,660
You know, it's one thing to have a knife,
314
00:23:56,550 --> 00:23:59,940
it's all another thing to know
how to use it.
315
00:24:11,780 --> 00:24:13,140
Kill.
316
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,240
Kill.
317
00:24:17,420 --> 00:24:19,960
Cut those arteries, it's over fast.
318
00:24:23,890 --> 00:24:25,140
Right here...
319
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,960
that's how you make a man suffer.
320
00:24:29,630 --> 00:24:31,640
Twist it right in there.
321
00:24:33,194 --> 00:24:37,282
Oh yeah. He'll bleed out real slow.
322
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,220
I saw it myself.
323
00:24:39,690 --> 00:24:41,300
I killed? once.
324
00:24:48,110 --> 00:24:49,160
That's right.
325
00:24:50,467 --> 00:24:52,969
There's only one rooster at this
end of the house.
326
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,280
Get your ass and go.
327
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,200
And Rambo?
328
00:25:06,010 --> 00:25:07,440
Stay away from Rose.
329
00:25:13,450 --> 00:25:14,960
Meatloaf is on the table.
330
00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:15,920
Beer.
331
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,600
It's cold.
332
00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:48,571
Is there anything more
disgusting than cold meatloaf?
333
00:25:48,860 --> 00:25:51,130
Why don't you pour me a can of Alpo.
334
00:25:51,140 --> 00:25:53,410
I'm sorry. I thought you'll be in earlier.
335
00:25:53,610 --> 00:25:56,320
Yeah, well. I was out there all day
336
00:25:56,340 --> 00:25:59,760
trying to find work to support this family.
337
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,800
You were out at a? rally drinking.
338
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,020
- Rose.
- That's what you were doing.
339
00:26:20,530 --> 00:26:21,720
Give it back!
340
00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:25,100
Oh, Rose.
341
00:26:26,010 --> 00:26:28,540
You know how much this upsets your mother.
342
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:33,800
You know this is the nonsense
that killed your dad, right?
343
00:26:34,930 --> 00:26:36,620
Trash.
344
00:26:36,780 --> 00:26:39,500
Right where it belongs. Sit down.
345
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,340
You didn't have to do that.
346
00:26:53,180 --> 00:26:54,140
You know what?
347
00:26:56,820 --> 00:26:57,920
Fuck this.
348
00:26:58,780 --> 00:27:00,700
I was just trying to help.
349
00:27:01,900 --> 00:27:03,160
Shit.
350
00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:07,140
I'll go work on my fucking truck.
351
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,040
Why did you put
up with him, Mom?
352
00:27:21,100 --> 00:27:22,560
After your father died...
353
00:27:23,180 --> 00:27:25,200
he made sure we were okay.
354
00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:25,980
No, mom.
355
00:27:26,310 --> 00:27:28,280
He just took advantage of you.
356
00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:30,160
Can't you see that?
357
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,400
He only started coming around
when daddy's insurance's paid up.
358
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:37,740
I'm surprised he's still here,
now that the money is gone.
359
00:27:39,890 --> 00:27:42,660
Joseph, please go outside and play.
360
00:27:56,140 --> 00:27:57,280
Your dad...
361
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:02,480
Your dad came home one day spouting
off about that thing in the lake.
362
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:08,800
He spent his life chasing it. Everyone
in town thought he was crazy.
363
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:14,500
He spent all his time and our money.
364
00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:15,960
For what?
365
00:28:17,490 --> 00:28:19,280
He forgot about us, Rose.
366
00:28:19,780 --> 00:28:21,420
He forgot about you.
367
00:28:21,980 --> 00:28:23,640
And where did it get him.
368
00:28:29,820 --> 00:28:31,640
At the bottom of the lake.
369
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:41,780
You know- Dad didn't care if the whole
town believed him or not.
370
00:28:43,020 --> 00:28:47,120
He went out there every night because he
just wanted you to believe.
371
00:29:00,620 --> 00:29:01,800
Rose!
372
00:29:08,260 --> 00:29:09,220
Rose.
373
00:29:09,590 --> 00:29:10,880
Rose, is everything okay?
374
00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:20,660
Rose!
375
00:29:21,300 --> 00:29:22,590
Rose, wait up!
376
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:24,920
Just leave me alone.
377
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,120
Rose!
378
00:29:31,180 --> 00:29:32,320
Rose!
379
00:29:42,110 --> 00:29:42,980
Rose.
380
00:29:44,220 --> 00:29:45,480
Rose, you're bleeding.
381
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,880
Where the hell did that come from?
382
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,000
Whoa, that's weird.
383
00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:56,860
- I don't know
- Rose!
384
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,660
What is that?
385
00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:09,060
Weird.
386
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,700
- Rose?
- What?
387
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,980
What's the matter?
388
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:21,560
Oh my god.
389
00:30:21,860 --> 00:30:23,020
Rose, what?
390
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:26,860
What is that?
391
00:30:29,020 --> 00:30:29,900
It...
392
00:30:35,020 --> 00:30:38,440
It looks like some sort of messed up whale.
393
00:30:42,060 --> 00:30:43,460
That's no whale.
394
00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:46,400
He was right.
395
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,080
Who was right?
396
00:30:49,230 --> 00:30:51,540
My dad. He was right, all along.
397
00:30:52,870 --> 00:30:55,080
Look, it's her.
398
00:30:55,580 --> 00:30:56,580
You see?
399
00:30:58,480 --> 00:30:59,880
It's really Champ
400
00:31:02,990 --> 00:31:04,580
No, no, Rose.
401
00:31:05,380 --> 00:31:06,820
Champy was just...
402
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,480
made up to sell T-shirts.
403
00:31:09,530 --> 00:31:11,180
It's smaller than my dad thought,
404
00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:13,820
but it's definitely Champ.
405
00:31:16,290 --> 00:31:17,580
Is it sleeping?
406
00:31:18,980 --> 00:31:19,980
No.
407
00:31:21,260 --> 00:31:23,120
I think she's dead, Joey.
408
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,740
I think she is some sort of dinosaur.
409
00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:33,340
A real dinosaur?
410
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:42,160
I think this is what
killed the poor thing.
411
00:31:43,270 --> 00:31:44,760
Come here. It's okay.
412
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:48,880
Look.
413
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:53,160
This is Champy.
This is what dad was looking for.
414
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:56,260
- All of those years
- Holy shit.
415
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,440
Rose, you know what this means, right?
416
00:32:01,621 --> 00:32:03,028
You're going to be famous.
417
00:32:05,580 --> 00:32:08,200
No. My dad found her first.
418
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:10,080
I want everyone to know that.
419
00:32:10,650 --> 00:32:13,880
We just came along. I want
him to get the credit for this.
420
00:32:22,591 --> 00:32:24,144
Go and get mom, okay?
421
00:32:24,340 --> 00:32:27,540
Follow the edge of the water until
you get to the path, and hurry.
422
00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:39,660
People have been looking for
Champy for decades.
423
00:32:39,820 --> 00:32:41,780
They never found a single thing.
424
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,080
I need to document this.
425
00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:48,140
Dad would have. Smile.
426
00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:03,220
Mama, mama, we found Champy!
427
00:33:04,330 --> 00:33:05,520
Come quickly!
428
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,220
Rambo.
429
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,380
One morning, my dad goes fishing
430
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,260
ignoring all the fog warnings.
431
00:33:20,810 --> 00:33:22,160
Doesn't come home.
432
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,260
Mom calls the cops.
433
00:33:26,420 --> 00:33:28,000
They can't do damn anything.
434
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,380
Next morning, when the mist finally breaks,
435
00:33:35,350 --> 00:33:36,460
I find him.
436
00:33:38,490 --> 00:33:42,120
Washed up on the beach, unconscious.
437
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,820
When he finally comes to, he...
438
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:48,660
looks at us like...
439
00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:54,640
like we're strangers.
Doesn't say anything for days.
440
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,420
Then one night at?,
441
00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:01,240
he says his first word.
442
00:34:02,940 --> 00:34:03,880
What was that?
443
00:34:05,410 --> 00:34:06,420
Champ.
444
00:34:06,940 --> 00:34:08,900
He says Champy is real.
445
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:12,440
He tells mom.
446
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:14,900
They argue.
447
00:34:15,290 --> 00:34:17,560
She begs him not to say things that
448
00:34:17,740 --> 00:34:20,040
people will beginning to think he is crazy.
449
00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:25,320
He loses everything.
450
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:29,140
He goes out, night after night, looking
451
00:34:29,780 --> 00:34:30,980
and searching.
452
00:34:32,350 --> 00:34:33,720
Until one morning...
453
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:37,080
he's washed up on the beach again.
454
00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:41,640
Only this time...
455
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,040
I'm sorry.
456
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:53,680
Stay here.
457
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:56,840
Got a really dumb idea.
458
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:08,880
Can I look now?
459
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:11,740
Not yet.
460
00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:15,600
Better hurry.
461
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:24,940
Thomas.
462
00:35:26,140 --> 00:35:27,560
- What?
- It's for your father.
463
00:35:27,900 --> 00:35:29,480
Now, nobody can take credit for this.
464
00:35:30,050 --> 00:35:31,260
It's great.
465
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:35,520
It's great.
466
00:35:36,190 --> 00:35:38,000
Take a picture. We'll...
467
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,660
get your dad's name in the
National Geographic or something.
468
00:35:43,580 --> 00:35:44,760
Say cheese, Champ.
469
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:09,860
Chet?
470
00:36:10,620 --> 00:36:12,300
What the fuck?
471
00:36:15,930 --> 00:36:17,400
What are you doing down here?
472
00:36:17,545 --> 00:36:19,377
Holy shit.
473
00:36:19,460 --> 00:36:21,560
- Stay away from it.
- Would you look at this.
474
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:22,420
Get away.
475
00:36:26,740 --> 00:36:29,240
Guess you daddy wasn't
out of his mind after all.
476
00:36:31,830 --> 00:36:33,380
Bless his heart.
477
00:36:37,274 --> 00:36:40,058
All those years, all those money spent,
478
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,520
looking for this disgusting thing.
479
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,120
It's too bad he didn't pack his snorkel.
480
00:36:50,090 --> 00:36:52,860
But I bet he is looking
down right now from heaven.
481
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,640
Glad as all hell Chet's
gonna finish the job.
482
00:36:56,740 --> 00:36:58,240
What are you talking about?
483
00:36:58,250 --> 00:37:01,200
We found it, not you.
My dad's gonna get the credit for this.
484
00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:02,680
Girl, your daddy is dead.
485
00:37:04,420 --> 00:37:06,260
I don't see how that's
actually gonna happen.
486
00:37:06,550 --> 00:37:08,840
As far as I'm concern, this is my ticket.
487
00:37:09,420 --> 00:37:13,160
I've put up with enough shit from
you dumb-ass mom and you idiot kids.
488
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:16,920
This thing- is going to make me rich,
489
00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:20,280
while people will pay
through the teeth to see it.
490
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:24,160
To see what I discovered.
491
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,380
- Oh, ain't that sweet.
- Give it back.
492
00:37:33,150 --> 00:37:34,620
- But, it's got to go.
- No.
493
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,060
No, you should stop.
494
00:37:41,170 --> 00:37:43,460
- You watch your step, boy.
- No, stop.
495
00:37:44,910 --> 00:37:46,960
Rose found that, not you.
496
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,540
You better shut you pie-hole
before I skin you too.
497
00:37:51,923 --> 00:37:53,187
Come on.
498
00:37:53,188 --> 00:37:55,170
I'll cut your head square
off that neck.
499
00:37:55,370 --> 00:37:57,360
Chet stop. Leave him alone.
500
00:37:57,380 --> 00:37:58,870
Oh, you want a fight?
501
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:00,440
Is that it?
502
00:38:02,220 --> 00:38:03,880
Why don't we make it interesting.
503
00:38:06,930 --> 00:38:07,920
Thomas.
504
00:38:08,990 --> 00:38:09,700
Come on.
505
00:38:11,140 --> 00:38:12,360
Pick it up, Rambo.
506
00:38:14,050 --> 00:38:15,260
Don't do it, Thomas.
507
00:38:15,620 --> 00:38:16,860
Don't play his game.
508
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,780
Thomas, please don't.
509
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:27,480
Watch out!
510
00:38:44,250 --> 00:38:45,560
Now, I'm gonna
lay out some hurt.
511
00:38:48,675 --> 00:38:49,882
There's a dinosaur.
512
00:38:49,883 --> 00:38:51,030
- What?
- Daddy was right.
513
00:38:51,230 --> 00:38:54,060
- What are you taking about?
- I saw it, mama.
514
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:58,080
- Where are Thomas and Rose?
- Over there.
515
00:39:00,390 --> 00:39:02,020
- Chet...
- Argh
516
00:39:03,483 --> 00:39:05,895
Rose- Come on, come on.
517
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,360
You bit me.
518
00:39:11,820 --> 00:39:13,960
You fucking bit me, you little bitch.
519
00:39:19,209 --> 00:39:21,339
You two little shits are in for it now.
520
00:39:21,340 --> 00:39:23,180
- Run Rose, go.
- I'm not leaving you.
521
00:39:23,339 --> 00:39:24,410
Oh yeah?
522
00:39:24,610 --> 00:39:28,280
I am going to curve you up so small,
fish are going to have a feast.
523
00:39:49,990 --> 00:39:52,220
- Rose, come on.
- Wait.
524
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:43,180
- No, no wait.
- Rose, don't.
525
00:40:53,730 --> 00:40:56,000
But no one will ever believe us now.
526
00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:04,160
Rose! Thomas!
527
00:41:07,530 --> 00:41:08,780
What happened?
528
00:41:08,931 --> 00:41:12,050
Joey was making any sense,
then I heard Chet screamed.
529
00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:13,220
Champ was here.
530
00:41:13,740 --> 00:41:17,080
Dad was right. It was her,
and we all saw her.
531
00:41:18,338 --> 00:41:20,849
- Champ, the lake monster?
- Yeah.
532
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:24,300
Dad was right. She does exist.
533
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,740
- She was right here, mama.
- Ms. Philips, she, she was here.
534
00:41:28,940 --> 00:41:30,880
Chet was coming after me
and Thomas with a knife,
535
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,020
and, and she saved us.
536
00:41:35,026 --> 00:41:37,626
- There's nothing here, Rose.
- She was here, mama.
537
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:39,180
- We saw her.
- Dad was right.
538
00:41:39,380 --> 00:41:42,200
- Ms. Philips, she was here.
- Where'd Champ go, Rose?
539
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,880
Don't you believe us?
540
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:57,880
Mom?
541
00:42:02,260 --> 00:42:05,580
Maybe your dad wasn't as crazy
as everyone thought he was, huh?
542
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,100
Come on.
543
00:42:16,650 --> 00:42:18,000
Let's go home.
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