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The nominees in the category Best Contribution to Sports Broadcasting

George Weedle. Good luck, Angel.

And... And the

winner is...

In addition, we've been asked to present Thwip with this gold watch for 20 years

uninterrupted service to the corporation.

And, believe it or not, this man is 40 years old today.

I'm going to have myself one hang of a party

tonight. Good night, thank you, and God bless you.

I'm not going to have a life too long.

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la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

Don't make such a fuss.

Look at the world.

She don't care.

The way that she did.

It's time to set a new heart.

You're driving me crazy.

Heart. Do you know what time it is now?

Wake up.

He's asleep.

Yes, I'm trying to.

Come now. Come now.

Come on.

as I very could see it.

Good morning.

This is plus four.

Cut, cut.

Oh, this sucks.

Andy.

Bring me an aspirin.

I do realize the seriousness of my gross contravention of Rule 45A under the

corporation's rules and regulations, and would hereby like to apologize to the

board and sports management for the embarrassment caused by me this morning.

However, I would humbly like to ask them to consider the fact that I was

suffering from a severe stomach ailment throughout the night, having

accidentally taken a double dosage of liquid laxative during a power failure.

This resulted in me oversleeping as my electronic alarm clock didn't go off

because of the persisting power failure.

Yours sincerely, Sveta Kotsia.

Well, I wonder what caused your upset stomach.

It was that stuff, though. George?

It was whisky and soda, sir.

I personally counted seven up to eight o 'clock and then he switched to rum and

coke. By the time I left, it was about ten o 'clock. Three minutes past ten.

Bryce Williams, I don't want to run down a colleague, but I must say I was

deeply ashamed by what happened this morning on the Sports Channel.

You've been with the corporation for 20 years, Coetzee, and you're a good

sportscaster. But let me tell you something.

There was a lot of opposition to your getting that Protea Award yesterday, and

I'll tell you why.

Because you've got no respect for any kind of administration, for any rules,

for any self -conduct we expect from the employees of this corporation.

This is your final warning.

Ready? Thank you, sir.

You know what's wrong with you?

When they circumcised you, they threw away the wrong bit.

Sweat! George will be commentating the golf at Sun City tomorrow.

No, I'm scheduled to do it. My name's on the board. You'll be doing the

interviews.

So give him the million dollar to the weasel. Oh, no.

Little bastard.

Tell them I was sloshed out of my mind last night.

Be honest with me, Fanny. Was I drunk? Was I drunk last night? Well, you were

happy. You were very, very happy.

I think I'm going to resign.

Oh, don't be silly, Swift.

You're lucky you weren't fired.

So, what did Bryce Williams say?

Sir, you've been with the corporation for 20 years, but you show no respect.

Hello, Sandy Stewart.

Sandy, Bryce Williams.

Mr. Bryce Williams.

Is it true that you stripped on Coetzee's kitchen table last night?

it is, you both fired.

But you've still got the best bum in the business.

Switch! I'm going to fight you!

It's a wonderful day here at Sun City.

And the atmosphere, the tension, it's almost tangible.

You must be very proud.

Is that professional?

Personality of a wet stompy.

Extremely important parts.

A lot of money in anybody's language.

What are you going to do?

She's not quite happy yet.

Hang on.

Okay, thank you. Thank you.

Okay, he's lining up.

Concentrate.

Attention.

Who met this asshole in here? Son of a big mother... I'm sorry,

sir. I did not do this.

That's a $250 ,000 point, you little... What do you mean?

What do you mean that?

I don't care about that. I don't care. Look what you did to my shirt.

Look what you did to my shirt.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Look at this. Look at that over there, you little... It was him. He did it. Who

are you? I'm a marshal. I saw him earlier with a blowjob. Did you do it?

listen.

What do you mean, no?

Listen to me. Leave this little guy. I did it. What do you mean, you did it? I

did it. He should be fired. I demand that this man is fired.

Hey, Sandy, when are you and I going to get it together, man?

Well, there was a time I considered that, sweetheart, but I'm afraid you

it now.

Forty and out.

No, don't you believe that, man.

I'm not forty. I'm a forty -five -thirty. Scooby, anything under your

will not make better, and I'll prove it. Even after eighty minutes against an

all -black scrum.

That would be good, sir, yes, again.

Listen, Patricia, I would like to try the orphan in the storm.

Okay, thank you.

Hello? Yeah?

Okay.

I've been suspended for six months.

Really?

Twenty years' bloody service.

Now, just behind it, they're building the lost city.

Which is going to cost 750 million rand.

And over there is the golf course angel where I had the most dreadful experience

of my life.

Christia, you're totally nuts.

You know, if I had my way, you would have been fired.

Idiot.

I'm sorry, sir.

Let you and I take a long holiday. Six months in the commode. The way I see it,

you're already in the commode.

Hello. Angel.

Hello, Angel. What happened to you on the green today?

That bloody sweet could see her.

I've never been so humiliated in my life. Maybe you should come home

Angel. No, I can't. I've got to do some socializing with the players.

George.

I'm just an orphan in a storm.

Lisa, won't you help me?

Yes. What happened? No, Angel, I can't talk right now. I'm too upset about what

happened today.

I'm coming straight away.

No, no, don't come.

No, I just want to be alone.

I'll be home in the morning. I can talk now. I'll see you in the morning.

Goodbye, my angel.

Batman. Save me.

Save me. I will save you.

He will save you. I will save you.

Yesterday. I just didn't open.

It was Batman.

A little magic lamp.

I wish I had a watch.

I wish I had a watch.

There's no genie here.

What is your wish, little boy?

You want to watch?

Your wish is granted.

This is it, bossy.

So you got it? Yeah.

You get onto the balcony and you wait for my signal.

Then you hold up the people and I clean out the cashiers. I've got it, ma 'am.

I get into position.

And then you wait for my signal.

And then I take out my cat and I shot...

After you've given your signal.

Let's go.

Sorry, Tom. Don't shoot him, my love.

Evening, Swift.

Evening, Captain.

Your luck hasn't improved, has it?

Couldn't get much worse.

about that everybody but who's the incredibly lucky winner i i

am i am i am sir you have just won yourself

1 ,600 ,000 rands i know i know call a

photographer

Alfred, how are you?

Fine, and you?

Fine. Morning, Ginny. How are you feeling?

Well, I brought you a banana.

Nice banana.

Bye, Alfred.

Bye, Cindy.

I wish you wake up.

He's getting better. Alfred, he's been like this for a long time.

Chances of your friend waking up are not too good. No, no. He's getting better.

Morning. Morning.

Number nine's a case for murder -killing.

Super clear.

One injection and it's all over.

When?

Right now.

I'm glad it's illegal.

Have you seen the unit in B7? You heard the look.

Hey! Think of the sock.

Please,

don't move or I'll shoot you.

Stop.

Stop. Hey, hey.

There he goes.

He's waiting for the loop.

What does he think he's bloody doing?

No, no, no, no. No, no, no.

Down. Down.

Hey, stop.

They wait in the bucket, and then they drive away. And then we hijack the van.

But what's going on? We're going through.

Enough, enough, enough, enough.

We're getting out of here.

said that the Jakske Batten and the Disselboom could not be classified as

traditional weapons and that the faction fighting between the AWB and the

Transvalser Beverking in Petersburg was not a police problem.

In response, the leader of the opposition, Mr. de Klerk, said that the

were shirking their responsibility and called on the Minister of Law and Order

to resign.

Rian.

General 570.

Morning, Jimmy.

How are you feeling?

Keep the

check.

Who am I?

You are my genie.

What's a genie?

There's a genie.

Who are you?

I'm Alfred Shaw. You gave me this watch. You are my best friend.

I live here with my uncle Doc. Now he's away now.

I think I'm dreaming.

No, you're... Finish dreaming.

You are awake now.

Something's not right. No, everything

is pop -up.

Come, come, come.

Everybody's shouting out and somewhere something's going on.

Hey,

Shorty.

I remembered something that I like.

What? Bresleys. Bresleys? Tooties.

You give that back. Those boys stole your daddy's purse.

You stupid fool. He's mine.

Judy,

what's wrong?

Nothing wrong.

Have your birthday.

Okay.

I just remembered something else that I like. What?

Rugby! You want to see a rugby? Yeah!

No problem.

What now? What? What?

No, it's okay. That's good.

Hey!

Rugby!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey, Shorty, who is this?

I don't know.

Can't be Nas Water.

This man is running with the ball.

Hey, I'm sorry, we sold out, man. Hey, man, this man comes from United States.

Hey, don't you understand English? There's nothing left, nothing.

Hey,

which part of the state are you from, China?

George, have you seen the paper?

Yes, I've seen it.

Sweet's okay.

He's a criminal.

Oh, why would he rob anybody?

It's always been bad news.

He'd never do anything like that.

He's obviously lost his marbles. He's obviously mad.

Oh, yeah?

Well, there's a capacity crowd here at Freedom Stadium.

I think we've just become VIPs. Oh, from Russia. How very nice to meet you, Mr.

Bostock. Bostock. For you, it's Vladimir.

Oh, and my name is Yunus Shai. My husband is the president of the rugby

Oh, and this is Alfred Kumalo. His father is my host in this beautiful

Oh. Nice to meet you.

And there they go.

The All Blacks led by their captain, Peter Bottomley. And that's the fourth

decisive test match against the South African Lambert.

The Zambax used to be the stream box before my husband took over from Dr.

Craven. And then they decided to change the name to Zambax, which is a very good

thing that you used to use for aches and pains, even during the struggle.

So now everybody is very happy because the Zambax, they still play in the same

green and yellow colors as the stream box.

And there it is, the famous haka, which for so many years was an unfamiliar

sight on the rugby fields in this country.

That was the All Blacks and the haka.

And now the Sub -Africans and the Shaka.

Thank you.

Oh,

yeah.

But he's now acting in the movie.

Yes? Kickboxing.

Oh. But now we have a better border.

You see that long fellow there? Uh -huh. He's long drop border.

One of the best kickers in the world. Long drop!

Jodie, I just remembered the thing I like best.

My place behind the gate.

Yeah. Chop -chop and scrub.

Yeah.

Glassnose. Hello.

And what did that mean?

Come on straight.

My horses, I am finding them difficult to hold. They are starting to run.

What is

it?

What's wrong with you, man? I was having a lack of time in there.

What money?

David Coetzee, who allegedly robbed the Albert Tertulli Hospital yesterday, was

spotted at Freedom Stadium this afternoon.

He and his young accomplice disappeared.

Police have, however, traced Alfred to an apartment in Hillbrow, but there was

no sign of them missing money.

It all started here at the Albert Tertulli Hospital on Friday night.

Coetzee and his young accomplice knocked Sister Mandy White unconscious with a

watering can.

Sister, Sijela Uguti wins again.

Yeah, boss.

. .

.

. . . . .

Sorry, because Maya confused.

Ginny, you must change the code.

Please, sir. Please, help the cripple, please.

Hey,

brother, let's party.

Hey, Rastaman.

What do you want?

What's happening here? I don't like this. Don't worry, Ginny. You're going

uncle's job. No police.

No problem.

Okay. Okay.

No,

no, no.

Thank you.

I'm going to pay a taxi.

Don't worry, shorty.

A boor mark a plan.

Hey, hey, you know what? I like this new South African.

The next white man I am going to see, I am going to call him boy.

Help yourself.

What? Can you fix the flat?

The flat, like I've used it up over, man. No, a bunch of it.

No, the tools is at the back there. Fix it yourself.

Hey, boy.

What are you doing?

That man is the boss. You are the boy. Did I clean the windscreen? Because you

may clean it. Did I fill up the car? You may fill it. Hey, don't pump my moor,

tatty key. No, no, no. Just pump the wind.

I can't make it up. You took all the place for me to pee pee.

On the felt out after, man.

You must put the best ones at the bottom, okay? Yes.

as the south pole for the north pole.

Yes, dear Torder, so far as white for the black,

so far was David the Goliath in stature and personality

for each other.

Yes. No, no, no, no. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

This is from the New South Africa.

Yes.

No, no, no.

Transvalia is the fresh start. It's all the same thing now in the New South

Africa. It's no problem.

It's no problem.

Yes,

but I can't understand because you'll see it's now wrong because there's now

discrimination.

I thought you said this is a new South Africa.

Jeannie, something's not right in this town.

You are my brother from security.

We've got no problem here. It's only love and peace and nice, fresh oranges.

Touch my blood.

David, clean from posture.

Where did you get these lemons?

And you put them back on that bucky one by one on the back.

And you, me, yeah, you, you take this party of yours and this taxi and you

footsack out of my town or I shoot you dead right here on the spot.

No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, Baba. This is not fair, you see? Because if this

Lamuna, she belong to you, you must put her fence, yes, my bro?

And... You must put a sign. You say, this Lamuna is the Lamuna from my name.

right now, this Lamuna belongs to me.

No,

no, no, no. Right is right and wrong is wrong. And there is no black and white.

No, no, no, no.

Black is black and white is white.

And you are left and I am right.

Now I'm going to tell you something.

You see what I do here?

How?

Now.

As few as I have the right to smash up your taxi, just so few have you the

to steal my limoona. But this is not our taxi. Hey, hey, this man's telling us

our stories.

Yeah, yeah, I'm telling the story. One day there was a boor, and the boy was

taking his limoona.

And the boor said, get back my limoona.

No!

And the boy said, no.

No! The boor said, get back. No!

And now,

tell me, who's Lemona is it? Is it my Lemona?

Icona!

Icona! Icona!

Icona! Icona! Icona!

Icona! David.

Little David.

David.

David.

David.

David. David.

Good to see that David, because of nothing else... What are you talking

What?

...and the race has become terribly evil and brutal.

You! You!

What the hell do you think you're doing?

The fish in Lamuna are safe, huh? They're mine.

Hey, Kona! Hey, Kona! The Lamuna are mine!

But this time, my bro, she belongs to our brother over here.

And the Russians hit.

Here.

With him.

And the little David had a youth.

And the Israelites had a youth.

And there was a great youth.

And the earth rose.

I'm proud to announce that public interest is mounting for the Bankfin

3 million, the first ever sponsored by Bankfin, place your bets, professional

rugby playoff between the Plusport Cowboys and the Bankfin McCoolers.

Remember, the entire prize money goes not into the coffers of the

administrators, but into the pockets of the players.

No, dear. Union for the big pick, which will determine which players will be on

which side in the Plusport Bank Fund three million.

You know, this afternoon it's the Plusport big pick.

The chances are 50 -50 that you could be on my side.

Yeah.

I'd like to make that 100%. There must be something you'd really like to have,

Long Drop.

Something you want madly. Anything.

Just say it.

Well, actually, Mr.

Weedle, there is actually something.

You see, if I knew which cubicle you were going to be in this afternoon, it

could be to both our advantage.

Yeah, well... Roll fanfare, roll applause, check camera four, and...

This afternoon, coming to you live, the Big Six, where we have the top 30

rugby players in the country.

And the big question is, who will be playing for which side in the Bankman

Board? Three million.

And with me here is Stuart Andrews of Bankman. Hello, Stuart. Welcome to the

show. Thank you. Great to be here. I'm glad, I'm glad. Now, Stuart will be

picking the McCooloosh.

Yes. And we'll truly share, we'll be picking the Cowboys.

Right, I think we're ready, people. So take them to the side doors.

opportunity to thank the public for their warm congratulations on my

idea. Who have we got? We've got Floppy's to bear, and now... Clenny...

Clenny... Clenny... Take them away, girls.

Let's start. And of course, you and I don't know which player is going to go

into which cubicle. Do we, Steve? No, no. No, not at all. Not at all.

Okay, I think I'll have Paul.

You'll have the ball.

And it is... now... Ready? It is now for the Nukuru.

And obviously then, Floppy Juba for the Cowboys.

That's my blood.

Jackpot!

Jackpot! What jackpot? I don't see no jackpot. 1 ,6

million!

The one big pick which I know people have been waiting to see.

The Fly House.

We've got Muff Jones.

And we've got Long Drop Flipper.

Stuart,

I think it's my turn to choose.

Yes. And I choose... Ball!

Patent bids. Lungs are quicker for the cowboy.

What's the point?

Hey, what's the matter? Hey.

Don't worry, there's nobody there.

Hey, there's no one there. Come on, come on, come on.

It is half past five, and here is the news read by Graham Fongbe.

Swet Kutsia, a well -known TV sportscaster who allegedly robbed a

Friday night, was arrested in Fort Lauderdale, Florida today.

At the National Journalism Awards in Cape Town today, Miss Sandy Stewart was

awarded the prize for the best contribution to sports broadcasting.

She was, however, not there to accept her prize, and it was accepted on her

behalf by the Minister of Sport, who said, if my wife had a bum like that,

be a very happy man.

How's it, Sandy?

Sweet.

You're looking pretty, man.

Why read about you?

And then when the corporation is privatized, George buys a whole bunch of

and he's made director of court.

Yeah, with my money. Stole my idea, stole my money, stole my job. This whole

rugby thing was my idea.

Yeah, I remember.

I'm going to know this guy, Sandy. I'm going to need you to help me.

Okay.

What if there isn't a way we can make these McCulloughs win?

I'm sorry to say this, but I don't think the McCullers have got a chance.

Long Drop Butter.

He's a bigger match winner than North Butter could even dream of. Yeah,

bloody kicking flyer. Oh, the best.

Yes, like him, George.

I must thank him.

Don't thank me, Long Drop.

Just make my team win. It's good and done, George.

No, no, no, Annie.

Just look at the things.

It's a car just like Annalie Creel's.

This is all the stuff you had on you when they admitted you to hospital.

And your car.

My car?

And your furniture's in the garage.

Thanks, Annie.

You're a star, man.

You've still got the best time in the business.

Sunny, when are you and me going to get it together?

I missed you, man.

Good night.

And if I hear you coming out this day in the middle of the night, I'm going to

call the police.

Amen.

George Weaver.

J -Gone.

Clipper -co.

George,

editing needs your offline of the promo by tomorrow. Can you do it tonight?

Yes, I can do it.

Okay, then, as the music is playing...

Sorry? Hey,

come here, man.

I've missed you, you little shorty.

Ooh! Ooh!

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Ooh!

Hello, George.

I want my money, Weedle.

1 .6 million.

And I want the public admission of what you did.

You know, the police will be here in one minute.

Enough time to introduce Angel to a little orphan in a storm?

Oh, you're a criminal, Gautier. You want to go to jail, hmm?

You'll never get away with it, you bloody baboon. I can't believe it. You

stole my rugby idea, you little bastard.

I've got a little suggestion, sweet.

Oh, yeah?

Why don't we put a bet on Saturday's match?

Hmm? Hmm?

Now, you've always liked a running team, haven't you?

Now, you take the Makulus, and I take the Cowboys with the kicking fly half.

Now, if your team wins, then I promise I will make the admission... Publicly.

Publicly, and I'll give you back the 1 .6 million, huh?

Now, if my team with the Cowboys win, then you'll destroy all the copies of

bloody tape, and you'll get the hell out of my life!

Deal. Deal.

You know, I really think you should have stayed in that coma just a little bit

longer. At least that way you would have stayed out of trouble.

How could you think of that?

Because I've got you and Shorty on my side, that's all.

Alfred, your genie's gone mad.

No, he's got a plan. I know he is. Yeah, don't tell me.

You've got to take the kick out of the cowboys. Yeah.

I suppose you want me to walk up to Long Drop Water and flex my bum while he

drops the brick on his foot.

You got it. I got it. I got it.

Kenny, he's got a plan.

But listen to this.

$15 ,000 per player for a try.

$15 ,000 per player for a conversion.

gets 40 % commission.

Okay, Shorty.

Long drop boater.

Last foot on the left.

You got it.

Gentlemen,

gentlemen, could I possibly have your attention for a moment, please? Thank

very much.

On behalf of the hotel management, we would now like to present to you a very

hot and spicy little routine entitled, The Cowboys Take the Case. Take it away,

as they say.

Listen I sit down you

Listen, what's wrong with you two, eh?

A long drop suit isn't the end of the world, man. Huh?

We've got 15 players in our rugby team out there just waiting to be ripped off.

With less brains between the 15 of them than what we've got in this room. I'm

telling you now.

Voila. What

a

crowd. What a day. What an event in the history of South African rugby. The

first ever bang for 3 million, where the rules stay the same, but the players

get it all.

We're in the final 20 minutes before kickoff,

so let's cross live to Trevor Quirk. Take one.

And cue Trevor. Well, there's tremendous excitement now amongst the punters. The

Cowboys are still the favourites at 5 to 10.

But the Makulas are hanging in there, and their odds now 12 to 10. Excuse me,

sir. Who are you going to be backing today?

Oh, because the chiefs.

The chiefs. This is it, Savage.

This is it, Bossy. We have the wrong event.

Crea bien.

This is it, Savage.

Yes, God.

Stop bugging around, man!

Hey! You can't walk over there.

Okay, I'm coming.

No.

It's one minute to kick off as the crowd leaps to their feet with a Makulu

stating the field left by their captain, Mouth Jones.

Hey, I'm a medic, okay? I'll take care of it.

Let's help, man. Oh, I should thank you, man. Okay.

I'll set up for you in just a minute.

Right, step here, man.

There you go.

Oh, okay.

That'll do.

Watch me, man.

The stuff you put on my back's not good, eh? I know. It's like wintergreen. It

burns like gold. But my arse is on fire, mate. You just stand around and we'll

be confounded.

Come here now. No doubt.

Okay.

Thanks, sir.

brilliant. That's 15 ,000 grand to the bucket of one drop of water.

Cowboys, lead three points to nil.

What's wrong? I've got the jolly yucks. Where? All over my face.

Dad, you're allergic to dry grass.

I want you to swallow three of these.

What is it?

It's anti -histamine.

You're down to kill the bushman. And he's over.

An expense of knocking them by spooky something.

Hit it.

What's wrong with it?

I've got a pain in my chest. Okay, just lie still, okay? I'll fix it for you.

No, you must lie still.

No, you must lie still. Hey, what's wrong?

What is this?

You know what this is?

Crabs.

Mongolian crabs.

They carry a sexual disease called bulero.

If they bite you, you can die.

How's this feeling?

No,

it's not right.

Spooky Simpson experiencing a lot of bad luck today, but he is a player with

tremendous courage.

Give me your teeth.

I've got to throw something into that cup.

And you've got to go and fetch it.

William's trying to get the ball from the loose rock, but he's offside. And

a penalty to the Cowboys in a strong net -packing position.

The player, Moran, who seems to be fast asleep as he knocks on and the scrum

goes to the Bakulus.

You do that again, I'm going to penalize you. Excuse me.

Okay, let's play.

Sorry.

Sorry, I'm being carried off.

Replacement coming on now.

Straight into the hands of Smuts. He's got wit on his outside.

And he's going to drop again.

Yes, yes, yes.

by the incredible on -drop witter as the half -time whistle goes for the Cowboys

leading comfortably 12 points to four.

Hi.

Doesn't look so good, huh?

I've run out of ideas.

Well, there's one way out. What?

Get in the game yourself.

Me? Yeah.

Go in as a cowboy.

A cowboy?

Yeah, yeah. Go in as a cowboy, play badly and confuse them.

You must be joking, Sandy. Why, you bastard.

You're a 45 -30, remember?

Ready to go down against an all -black scrum any day. You said it, now prove

And if I do?

Will I get it together with the best bum in the business?

That all you see in me, Sweets.

My bum.

What about my head?

What about what's in here?

The day you see further than my bum, maybe I'll get it together with you.

Sandy!

Hey, you sharp?

Yeah. Excuse me, could I just talk to you for a moment, please?

Tell me, is it... is it true?

What?

That you're a... Murphy. You're looking for a hiding.

Listen, I didn't say it. I just walked past with Cowboys No. 2, Sean Raymond.

And I heard him say that a shaft must be a morphe. And I thought I'd just tell

you this. Really?

Mm, good. Yeah, OK, fine.

It's the start of the second half.

Blitzer with a kick -off, with the crowd firmly behind the vapor.

Call me a morphe, huh?

This is like it looks bad, man. Very bad.

OK, I'm just going to run that a little bit.

Shoot.

Check for yourself.

Yeah. It's okay. It's okay.

I'm just going to dab a little bit, and then you're off. Either way.

That's right.

Okay.

Okay. Sleep tight. Sleep tight.

Stretcher!

The Cowboys lose another player as Sean Raymond, the hooker, is carried from the

field. He can't afford to lose another man. He's okay. Give me two minutes.

back on.

And Sean Raymond is back on.

He's obviously been hurt quite badly, but the Cowboys will be very pleased to

have the country's number one hooker back in the game.

Raymond looking very tired since he came back on.

Where are you going?

I can't take it, sorry. No, no, you can't do it. I'm sorry.

You've got to get under the table.

Me? No, Alan Boussac.

Where is he?

He's in Cape Town. That's why you have to do it.

You won't call me a moth again, will you? Hey, Sean, you okay?

Call the medics, man.

Who am I? You're Sean Raymond. You're a hooker for the Cowboys.

Are you all right now?

You're fine, man.

Hey, what's your name? Sean Raymond. What position?

Hooker. What team?

Cowboys. Are you okay? I'm fine, man. Let's play.

Raymond is back on his feet.

He thinks he's a real cowboy.

Cowboy 16, Makoto's 90.

no one else

Three minutes to go with the McCoolers leading by one point as the Cowboys

home. Give it in. Good job. Good job.

I'm on the foot.

Grab your feet.

He's got Raymond on his outside.

Raymond. Raymond. Yes, Raymond.

Raymond. He's got 15 meters to go as the Freedom Stadium explodes.

Raymond is going to die. Nothing can stop him now. Raymond.

Raymond.

Raymond.

Did we win?

You won, Sweat.

One million and six hundred thousand rand.

So the weasel played up.

Look. A hundred thousand bucks in cash.

What's this?

Your check from the casino. You won one hundred six million.

When? Now. Tonight. Five minutes ago.

You won the dream machine and then some idiot on a glass ball landed on your

head. Huh?

In the casino.

You were knocked and... I've been dreaming.

And you were my genie.

My buddy shot it.

How are you feeling?

Oh. Ah, not you.

You know what, Fanny?

Don't tell me.

You've got a hell of a head and a beautiful heart.

I think that knock on the head affected your brain, Swede.

I've got six months to spend at holiday ahead of me.

What do you say, Sandy?

Why don't you and me get it together now?

Swede, you never know your luck.

Well,

I wake up in the morning with a thumping head.

Stumble through the kitchen from an unmade bed.

I'd like to help you, buddy.

Life can be cruel.

Life can be cruel.

Don't play hard enough.

Life can be great. Life can be great. But you don't get cold.

You don't get cold. Life can be sweet.

But it's much too short.

Life can be sweet.

But it's much too short.

Life can be sweet.

But it's much too short.