1 00:00:06,410 --> 00:00:12,010 The nominees in the category Best Contribution to Sports Broadcasting 2 00:00:12,010 --> 00:00:14,110 George Weedle. Good luck, Angel. 3 00:00:14,410 --> 00:00:21,030 And... And the 4 00:00:21,030 --> 00:00:22,170 winner is... 5 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:44,860 In addition, we've been asked to present Thwip with this gold watch for 20 years 6 00:00:44,860 --> 00:00:47,040 uninterrupted service to the corporation. 7 00:00:47,420 --> 00:00:51,120 And, believe it or not, this man is 40 years old today. 8 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:29,600 I'm going to have myself one hang of a party 9 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,900 tonight. Good night, thank you, and God bless you. 10 00:02:51,820 --> 00:02:53,560 I'm not going to have a life too long. 11 00:03:23,850 --> 00:03:27,790 La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, 12 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:28,130 la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, 13 00:03:28,130 --> 00:03:28,448 la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, 14 00:03:28,450 --> 00:03:29,450 la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. 15 00:03:51,570 --> 00:03:53,950 Don't make such a fuss. 16 00:03:55,170 --> 00:03:56,810 Look at the world. 17 00:03:57,610 --> 00:03:59,050 She don't care. 18 00:03:59,350 --> 00:04:01,470 The way that she did. 19 00:04:01,930 --> 00:04:04,010 It's time to set a new heart. 20 00:04:05,290 --> 00:04:08,370 You're driving me crazy. 21 00:04:09,890 --> 00:04:14,190 Heart. Do you know what time it is now? 22 00:04:14,470 --> 00:04:15,470 Wake up. 23 00:04:27,469 --> 00:04:28,469 He's asleep. 24 00:04:29,230 --> 00:04:30,790 Yes, I'm trying to. 25 00:05:03,180 --> 00:05:05,080 Come now. Come now. 26 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:07,340 Come on. 27 00:07:19,530 --> 00:07:20,530 as I very could see it. 28 00:07:59,180 --> 00:08:00,139 Good morning. 29 00:08:00,140 --> 00:08:01,580 This is plus four. 30 00:08:03,380 --> 00:08:04,380 Cut, cut. 31 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:08,820 Oh, this sucks. 32 00:08:11,140 --> 00:08:12,140 Andy. 33 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:14,640 Bring me an aspirin. 34 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:36,419 I do realize the seriousness of my gross contravention of Rule 45A under the 35 00:08:36,419 --> 00:08:40,200 corporation's rules and regulations, and would hereby like to apologize to the 36 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:43,640 board and sports management for the embarrassment caused by me this morning. 37 00:08:43,980 --> 00:08:48,260 However, I would humbly like to ask them to consider the fact that I was 38 00:08:48,260 --> 00:08:51,800 suffering from a severe stomach ailment throughout the night, having 39 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:56,580 accidentally taken a double dosage of liquid laxative during a power failure. 40 00:08:57,160 --> 00:09:01,420 This resulted in me oversleeping as my electronic alarm clock didn't go off 41 00:09:01,420 --> 00:09:03,940 because of the persisting power failure. 42 00:09:04,420 --> 00:09:06,920 Yours sincerely, Sveta Kotsia. 43 00:09:07,140 --> 00:09:09,240 Well, I wonder what caused your upset stomach. 44 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,360 It was that stuff, though. George? 45 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:12,760 It was whisky and soda, sir. 46 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:16,220 I personally counted seven up to eight o 'clock and then he switched to rum and 47 00:09:16,220 --> 00:09:19,830 coke. By the time I left, it was about ten o 'clock. Three minutes past ten. 48 00:09:19,890 --> 00:09:22,270 Bryce Williams, I don't want to run down a colleague, but I must say I was 49 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:25,070 deeply ashamed by what happened this morning on the Sports Channel. 50 00:09:25,330 --> 00:09:29,130 You've been with the corporation for 20 years, Coetzee, and you're a good 51 00:09:29,130 --> 00:09:31,850 sportscaster. But let me tell you something. 52 00:09:32,110 --> 00:09:35,930 There was a lot of opposition to your getting that Protea Award yesterday, and 53 00:09:35,930 --> 00:09:36,930 I'll tell you why. 54 00:09:37,370 --> 00:09:42,970 Because you've got no respect for any kind of administration, for any rules, 55 00:09:42,970 --> 00:09:46,930 for any self -conduct we expect from the employees of this corporation. 56 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:49,740 This is your final warning. 57 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:54,480 Ready? Thank you, sir. 58 00:09:55,300 --> 00:09:56,400 You know what's wrong with you? 59 00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:58,860 When they circumcised you, they threw away the wrong bit. 60 00:09:59,420 --> 00:10:02,180 Sweat! George will be commentating the golf at Sun City tomorrow. 61 00:10:02,820 --> 00:10:05,800 No, I'm scheduled to do it. My name's on the board. You'll be doing the 62 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:06,800 interviews. 63 00:10:17,610 --> 00:10:20,010 So give him the million dollar to the weasel. Oh, no. 64 00:10:20,390 --> 00:10:21,390 Little bastard. 65 00:10:21,770 --> 00:10:23,930 Tell them I was sloshed out of my mind last night. 66 00:10:24,130 --> 00:10:27,450 Be honest with me, Fanny. Was I drunk? Was I drunk last night? Well, you were 67 00:10:27,450 --> 00:10:29,410 happy. You were very, very happy. 68 00:10:32,350 --> 00:10:33,570 I think I'm going to resign. 69 00:10:33,890 --> 00:10:34,950 Oh, don't be silly, Swift. 70 00:10:35,210 --> 00:10:36,410 You're lucky you weren't fired. 71 00:10:37,610 --> 00:10:39,110 So, what did Bryce Williams say? 72 00:10:39,370 --> 00:10:44,110 Sir, you've been with the corporation for 20 years, but you show no respect. 73 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,380 Hello, Sandy Stewart. 74 00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:50,040 Sandy, Bryce Williams. 75 00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:51,380 Mr. Bryce Williams. 76 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:55,380 Is it true that you stripped on Coetzee's kitchen table last night? 77 00:10:55,380 --> 00:10:56,740 it is, you both fired. 78 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,620 But you've still got the best bum in the business. 79 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:02,720 Switch! I'm going to fight you! 80 00:11:07,540 --> 00:11:09,120 It's a wonderful day here at Sun City. 81 00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:13,540 And the atmosphere, the tension, it's almost tangible. 82 00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:16,380 You must be very proud. 83 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:17,910 Is that professional? 84 00:11:18,290 --> 00:11:19,910 Personality of a wet stompy. 85 00:11:21,090 --> 00:11:22,470 Extremely important parts. 86 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:25,450 A lot of money in anybody's language. 87 00:11:35,410 --> 00:11:37,870 What are you going to do? 88 00:11:42,530 --> 00:11:44,430 She's not quite happy yet. 89 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:45,830 Hang on. 90 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:50,540 Okay, thank you. Thank you. 91 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:58,340 Okay, he's lining up. 92 00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:01,540 Concentrate. 93 00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:03,620 Attention. 94 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:12,980 Who met this asshole in here? Son of a big mother... I'm sorry, 95 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:14,480 sir. I did not do this. 96 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:18,340 That's a $250 ,000 point, you little... What do you mean? 97 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:19,960 What do you mean that? 98 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:22,920 I don't care about that. I don't care. Look what you did to my shirt. 99 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,000 Look what you did to my shirt. 100 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:26,760 I'm sorry. 101 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:28,620 I'm sorry. 102 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:35,840 Look at this. Look at that over there, you little... It was him. He did it. Who 103 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:39,160 are you? I'm a marshal. I saw him earlier with a blowjob. Did you do it? 104 00:12:39,180 --> 00:12:40,180 listen. 105 00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:41,940 What do you mean, no? 106 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:45,220 Listen to me. Leave this little guy. I did it. What do you mean, you did it? I 107 00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:48,480 did it. He should be fired. I demand that this man is fired. 108 00:12:52,260 --> 00:12:54,460 Hey, Sandy, when are you and I going to get it together, man? 109 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:57,640 Well, there was a time I considered that, sweetheart, but I'm afraid you 110 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:58,279 it now. 111 00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,280 Forty and out. 112 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,720 No, don't you believe that, man. 113 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:04,420 I'm not forty. I'm a forty -five -thirty. Scooby, anything under your 114 00:13:04,420 --> 00:13:07,580 will not make better, and I'll prove it. Even after eighty minutes against an 115 00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:08,580 all -black scrum. 116 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,380 That would be good, sir, yes, again. 117 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:17,200 Listen, Patricia, I would like to try the orphan in the storm. 118 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:18,960 Okay, thank you. 119 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,100 Hello? Yeah? 120 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:24,320 Okay. 121 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,800 I've been suspended for six months. 122 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:32,280 Really? 123 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,620 Twenty years' bloody service. 124 00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:40,400 Now, just behind it, they're building the lost city. 125 00:13:41,290 --> 00:13:44,550 Which is going to cost 750 million rand. 126 00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:48,490 And over there is the golf course angel where I had the most dreadful experience 127 00:13:48,490 --> 00:13:49,490 of my life. 128 00:13:51,210 --> 00:13:52,410 Christia, you're totally nuts. 129 00:13:52,770 --> 00:13:54,730 You know, if I had my way, you would have been fired. 130 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,270 Idiot. 131 00:14:00,270 --> 00:14:01,270 I'm sorry, sir. 132 00:14:01,510 --> 00:14:07,930 Let you and I take a long holiday. Six months in the commode. The way I see it, 133 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,330 you're already in the commode. 134 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,040 Hello. Angel. 135 00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:19,940 Hello, Angel. What happened to you on the green today? 136 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,280 That bloody sweet could see her. 137 00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:26,000 I've never been so humiliated in my life. Maybe you should come home 138 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:29,180 Angel. No, I can't. I've got to do some socializing with the players. 139 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:31,300 George. 140 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:35,440 I'm just an orphan in a storm. 141 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:39,200 Lisa, won't you help me? 142 00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:43,810 Yes. What happened? No, Angel, I can't talk right now. I'm too upset about what 143 00:14:43,810 --> 00:14:44,549 happened today. 144 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,509 I'm coming straight away. 145 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:46,510 No, no, don't come. 146 00:14:46,790 --> 00:14:48,130 No, I just want to be alone. 147 00:14:48,530 --> 00:14:53,290 I'll be home in the morning. I can talk now. I'll see you in the morning. 148 00:14:53,450 --> 00:14:54,590 Goodbye, my angel. 149 00:14:56,450 --> 00:14:59,470 Batman. Save me. 150 00:15:00,170 --> 00:15:02,390 Save me. I will save you. 151 00:15:04,890 --> 00:15:07,530 He will save you. I will save you. 152 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,520 Yesterday. I just didn't open. 153 00:15:17,820 --> 00:15:19,120 It was Batman. 154 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,740 A little magic lamp. 155 00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:56,440 I wish I had a watch. 156 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:07,760 I wish I had a watch. 157 00:17:13,819 --> 00:17:15,520 There's no genie here. 158 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,520 What is your wish, little boy? 159 00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:29,120 You want to watch? 160 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:35,500 Your wish is granted. 161 00:17:55,459 --> 00:17:56,480 This is it, bossy. 162 00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:58,480 So you got it? Yeah. 163 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:02,000 You get onto the balcony and you wait for my signal. 164 00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:06,380 Then you hold up the people and I clean out the cashiers. I've got it, ma 'am. 165 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:13,420 I get into position. 166 00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:15,320 And then you wait for my signal. 167 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,640 And then I take out my cat and I shot... 168 00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:24,980 After you've given your signal. 169 00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:29,380 Let's go. 170 00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:34,560 Sorry, Tom. Don't shoot him, my love. 171 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:53,020 Evening, Swift. 172 00:18:54,249 --> 00:18:55,530 Evening, Captain. 173 00:19:01,590 --> 00:19:03,970 Your luck hasn't improved, has it? 174 00:19:06,590 --> 00:19:08,070 Couldn't get much worse. 175 00:20:10,570 --> 00:20:17,510 about that everybody but who's the incredibly lucky winner i i 176 00:20:17,510 --> 00:20:23,750 am i am i am sir you have just won yourself 177 00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:30,530 1 ,600 ,000 rands i know i know call a 178 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:31,530 photographer 179 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:58,559 Alfred, how are you? 180 00:20:58,560 --> 00:20:59,560 Fine, and you? 181 00:20:59,940 --> 00:21:02,900 Fine. Morning, Ginny. How are you feeling? 182 00:21:04,940 --> 00:21:07,380 Well, I brought you a banana. 183 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:08,880 Nice banana. 184 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:14,680 Bye, Alfred. 185 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:15,800 Bye, Cindy. 186 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,240 I wish you wake up. 187 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:26,800 He's getting better. Alfred, he's been like this for a long time. 188 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:31,700 Chances of your friend waking up are not too good. No, no. He's getting better. 189 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,000 Morning. Morning. 190 00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:45,700 Number nine's a case for murder -killing. 191 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000 Super clear. 192 00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,740 One injection and it's all over. 193 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:50,720 When? 194 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,400 Right now. 195 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:54,660 I'm glad it's illegal. 196 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,140 Have you seen the unit in B7? You heard the look. 197 00:23:14,929 --> 00:23:16,270 Hey! Think of the sock. 198 00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:23,110 Please, 199 00:23:25,410 --> 00:23:26,770 don't move or I'll shoot you. 200 00:23:50,379 --> 00:23:51,379 Stop. 201 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:52,960 Stop. Hey, hey. 202 00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:54,700 There he goes. 203 00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:58,180 He's waiting for the loop. 204 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,200 What does he think he's bloody doing? 205 00:24:01,620 --> 00:24:03,620 No, no, no, no. No, no, no. 206 00:24:03,820 --> 00:24:04,820 Down. Down. 207 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,040 Hey, stop. 208 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,840 They wait in the bucket, and then they drive away. And then we hijack the van. 209 00:24:25,660 --> 00:24:27,340 But what's going on? We're going through. 210 00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:29,360 Enough, enough, enough, enough. 211 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:40,940 We're getting out of here. 212 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:53,920 said that the Jakske Batten and the Disselboom could not be classified as 213 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:58,280 traditional weapons and that the faction fighting between the AWB and the 214 00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:02,060 Transvalser Beverking in Petersburg was not a police problem. 215 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:06,760 In response, the leader of the opposition, Mr. de Klerk, said that the 216 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:10,660 were shirking their responsibility and called on the Minister of Law and Order 217 00:26:10,660 --> 00:26:11,579 to resign. 218 00:26:11,580 --> 00:26:12,580 Rian. 219 00:26:37,759 --> 00:26:39,600 General 570. 220 00:26:41,860 --> 00:26:43,040 Morning, Jimmy. 221 00:26:43,420 --> 00:26:44,420 How are you feeling? 222 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:09,020 Keep the 223 00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:10,020 check. 224 00:27:21,710 --> 00:27:22,710 Who am I? 225 00:27:23,290 --> 00:27:24,590 You are my genie. 226 00:27:25,990 --> 00:27:26,990 What's a genie? 227 00:27:35,230 --> 00:27:36,230 There's a genie. 228 00:27:38,870 --> 00:27:39,870 Who are you? 229 00:27:40,190 --> 00:27:43,690 I'm Alfred Shaw. You gave me this watch. You are my best friend. 230 00:27:44,010 --> 00:27:47,130 I live here with my uncle Doc. Now he's away now. 231 00:27:48,830 --> 00:27:50,070 I think I'm dreaming. 232 00:27:50,490 --> 00:27:51,810 No, you're... Finish dreaming. 233 00:27:52,030 --> 00:27:53,030 You are awake now. 234 00:27:59,610 --> 00:28:06,530 Something's not right. No, everything 235 00:28:06,530 --> 00:28:07,530 is pop -up. 236 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:39,880 Come, come, come. 237 00:28:56,679 --> 00:29:00,620 Everybody's shouting out and somewhere something's going on. 238 00:29:44,570 --> 00:29:45,570 Hey, 239 00:29:50,850 --> 00:29:51,850 Shorty. 240 00:29:52,810 --> 00:29:54,870 I remembered something that I like. 241 00:29:55,090 --> 00:29:58,290 What? Bresleys. Bresleys? Tooties. 242 00:30:06,410 --> 00:30:09,470 You give that back. Those boys stole your daddy's purse. 243 00:30:09,710 --> 00:30:11,290 You stupid fool. He's mine. 244 00:30:12,370 --> 00:30:13,370 Judy, 245 00:30:17,970 --> 00:30:18,970 what's wrong? 246 00:30:19,050 --> 00:30:20,050 Nothing wrong. 247 00:30:20,350 --> 00:30:21,350 Have your birthday. 248 00:30:25,330 --> 00:30:26,330 Okay. 249 00:30:38,250 --> 00:30:40,590 I just remembered something else that I like. What? 250 00:30:40,970 --> 00:30:43,410 Rugby! You want to see a rugby? Yeah! 251 00:30:43,630 --> 00:30:44,630 No problem. 252 00:30:48,250 --> 00:30:49,730 What now? What? What? 253 00:30:49,950 --> 00:30:50,950 No, it's okay. That's good. 254 00:30:51,410 --> 00:30:52,410 Hey! 255 00:30:53,550 --> 00:30:54,550 Rugby! 256 00:30:55,510 --> 00:30:56,510 Hey! 257 00:30:57,510 --> 00:30:58,510 Hey! 258 00:31:19,350 --> 00:31:21,630 Hey, Shorty, who is this? 259 00:31:23,470 --> 00:31:24,470 I don't know. 260 00:31:25,950 --> 00:31:26,950 Can't be Nas Water. 261 00:31:27,670 --> 00:31:29,150 This man is running with the ball. 262 00:31:35,210 --> 00:31:39,230 Hey, I'm sorry, we sold out, man. Hey, man, this man comes from United States. 263 00:31:39,850 --> 00:31:42,670 Hey, don't you understand English? There's nothing left, nothing. 264 00:31:43,430 --> 00:31:44,430 Hey, 265 00:31:45,410 --> 00:31:46,790 which part of the state are you from, China? 266 00:31:49,130 --> 00:31:50,210 George, have you seen the paper? 267 00:31:51,490 --> 00:31:52,490 Yes, I've seen it. 268 00:31:53,810 --> 00:31:54,810 Sweet's okay. 269 00:31:57,030 --> 00:31:57,989 He's a criminal. 270 00:31:57,990 --> 00:31:59,410 Oh, why would he rob anybody? 271 00:32:00,530 --> 00:32:01,590 It's always been bad news. 272 00:32:02,030 --> 00:32:03,570 He'd never do anything like that. 273 00:32:03,990 --> 00:32:06,610 He's obviously lost his marbles. He's obviously mad. 274 00:32:06,890 --> 00:32:07,890 Oh, yeah? 275 00:32:08,670 --> 00:32:10,890 Well, there's a capacity crowd here at Freedom Stadium. 276 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:28,000 I think we've just become VIPs. Oh, from Russia. How very nice to meet you, Mr. 277 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,600 Bostock. Bostock. For you, it's Vladimir. 278 00:32:30,980 --> 00:32:35,560 Oh, and my name is Yunus Shai. My husband is the president of the rugby 279 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:40,500 Oh, and this is Alfred Kumalo. His father is my host in this beautiful 280 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,220 Oh. Nice to meet you. 281 00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:44,260 And there they go. 282 00:32:44,460 --> 00:32:48,440 The All Blacks led by their captain, Peter Bottomley. And that's the fourth 283 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:51,700 decisive test match against the South African Lambert. 284 00:32:54,090 --> 00:32:58,290 The Zambax used to be the stream box before my husband took over from Dr. 285 00:32:58,290 --> 00:33:02,870 Craven. And then they decided to change the name to Zambax, which is a very good 286 00:33:02,870 --> 00:33:06,790 thing that you used to use for aches and pains, even during the struggle. 287 00:33:07,070 --> 00:33:11,810 So now everybody is very happy because the Zambax, they still play in the same 288 00:33:11,810 --> 00:33:13,950 green and yellow colors as the stream box. 289 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:42,920 And there it is, the famous haka, which for so many years was an unfamiliar 290 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,040 sight on the rugby fields in this country. 291 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,140 That was the All Blacks and the haka. 292 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:52,950 And now the Sub -Africans and the Shaka. 293 00:34:30,250 --> 00:34:33,050 Thank you. 294 00:35:04,910 --> 00:35:05,910 Oh, 295 00:35:11,490 --> 00:35:12,490 yeah. 296 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:38,880 But he's now acting in the movie. 297 00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:40,700 Yes? Kickboxing. 298 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,080 Oh. But now we have a better border. 299 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:46,700 You see that long fellow there? Uh -huh. He's long drop border. 300 00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,640 One of the best kickers in the world. Long drop! 301 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:17,540 Jodie, I just remembered the thing I like best. 302 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,540 My place behind the gate. 303 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,060 Yeah. Chop -chop and scrub. 304 00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:23,500 Yeah. 305 00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:29,680 Glassnose. Hello. 306 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:39,860 And what did that mean? 307 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:41,800 Come on straight. 308 00:36:47,250 --> 00:36:50,850 My horses, I am finding them difficult to hold. They are starting to run. 309 00:36:53,030 --> 00:36:59,450 What is 310 00:36:59,450 --> 00:37:01,470 it? 311 00:37:02,210 --> 00:37:04,850 What's wrong with you, man? I was having a lack of time in there. 312 00:37:07,210 --> 00:37:08,230 What money? 313 00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:16,830 David Coetzee, who allegedly robbed the Albert Tertulli Hospital yesterday, was 314 00:37:16,830 --> 00:37:18,650 spotted at Freedom Stadium this afternoon. 315 00:37:18,950 --> 00:37:20,730 He and his young accomplice disappeared. 316 00:37:21,590 --> 00:37:25,630 Police have, however, traced Alfred to an apartment in Hillbrow, but there was 317 00:37:25,630 --> 00:37:26,950 no sign of them missing money. 318 00:37:27,390 --> 00:37:30,870 It all started here at the Albert Tertulli Hospital on Friday night. 319 00:37:31,230 --> 00:37:36,370 Coetzee and his young accomplice knocked Sister Mandy White unconscious with a 320 00:37:36,370 --> 00:37:37,370 watering can. 321 00:37:37,490 --> 00:37:40,330 Sister, Sijela Uguti wins again. 322 00:37:40,570 --> 00:37:41,570 Yeah, boss. 323 00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:44,870 . . 324 00:37:44,870 --> 00:37:58,130 . 325 00:37:58,130 --> 00:37:59,130 . . . . . 326 00:38:11,110 --> 00:38:12,970 Sorry, because Maya confused. 327 00:38:14,110 --> 00:38:16,210 Ginny, you must change the code. 328 00:38:18,910 --> 00:38:21,530 Please, sir. Please, help the cripple, please. 329 00:38:23,270 --> 00:38:24,270 Hey, 330 00:38:25,090 --> 00:38:26,730 brother, let's party. 331 00:38:27,870 --> 00:38:32,350 Hey, Rastaman. 332 00:38:32,630 --> 00:38:33,630 What do you want? 333 00:38:33,830 --> 00:38:38,690 What's happening here? I don't like this. Don't worry, Ginny. You're going 334 00:38:38,690 --> 00:38:39,710 uncle's job. No police. 335 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:40,698 No problem. 336 00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:41,700 Okay. Okay. 337 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,000 No, 338 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,080 no, no. 339 00:39:17,740 --> 00:39:18,740 Thank you. 340 00:39:56,810 --> 00:39:57,810 I'm going to pay a taxi. 341 00:40:02,470 --> 00:40:03,470 Don't worry, shorty. 342 00:40:03,830 --> 00:40:05,150 A boor mark a plan. 343 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:56,760 Hey, hey, you know what? I like this new South African. 344 00:40:57,060 --> 00:41:01,240 The next white man I am going to see, I am going to call him boy. 345 00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:46,879 Help yourself. 346 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,280 What? Can you fix the flat? 347 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:51,960 The flat, like I've used it up over, man. No, a bunch of it. 348 00:41:52,180 --> 00:41:53,880 No, the tools is at the back there. Fix it yourself. 349 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:55,218 Hey, boy. 350 00:41:55,220 --> 00:41:56,138 What are you doing? 351 00:41:56,140 --> 00:41:58,760 That man is the boss. You are the boy. Did I clean the windscreen? Because you 352 00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,880 may clean it. Did I fill up the car? You may fill it. Hey, don't pump my moor, 353 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,640 tatty key. No, no, no. Just pump the wind. 354 00:42:03,900 --> 00:42:07,900 I can't make it up. You took all the place for me to pee pee. 355 00:42:08,140 --> 00:42:09,400 On the felt out after, man. 356 00:42:27,939 --> 00:42:30,660 You must put the best ones at the bottom, okay? Yes. 357 00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,420 as the south pole for the north pole. 358 00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:03,300 Yes, dear Torder, so far as white for the black, 359 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:10,700 so far was David the Goliath in stature and personality 360 00:43:10,700 --> 00:43:12,960 for each other. 361 00:43:32,359 --> 00:43:34,580 Yes. No, no, no, no. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 362 00:43:34,860 --> 00:43:36,540 This is from the New South Africa. 363 00:43:37,900 --> 00:43:38,900 Yes. 364 00:43:44,860 --> 00:43:45,860 No, no, no. 365 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,660 Transvalia is the fresh start. It's all the same thing now in the New South 366 00:43:48,660 --> 00:43:49,740 Africa. It's no problem. 367 00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:51,300 It's no problem. 368 00:44:02,810 --> 00:44:03,810 Yes, 369 00:44:07,790 --> 00:44:13,610 but I can't understand because you'll see it's now wrong because there's now 370 00:44:13,610 --> 00:44:14,610 discrimination. 371 00:44:22,030 --> 00:44:23,670 I thought you said this is a new South Africa. 372 00:44:24,010 --> 00:44:26,170 Jeannie, something's not right in this town. 373 00:44:32,310 --> 00:44:37,090 You are my brother from security. 374 00:44:37,770 --> 00:44:42,890 We've got no problem here. It's only love and peace and nice, fresh oranges. 375 00:44:43,450 --> 00:44:44,450 Touch my blood. 376 00:44:48,170 --> 00:44:50,930 David, clean from posture. 377 00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,380 Where did you get these lemons? 378 00:45:19,310 --> 00:45:23,370 And you put them back on that bucky one by one on the back. 379 00:45:24,330 --> 00:45:31,050 And you, me, yeah, you, you take this party of yours and this taxi and you 380 00:45:31,050 --> 00:45:36,150 footsack out of my town or I shoot you dead right here on the spot. 381 00:45:37,510 --> 00:45:42,610 No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, Baba. This is not fair, you see? Because if this 382 00:45:42,610 --> 00:45:45,570 Lamuna, she belong to you, you must put her fence, yes, my bro? 383 00:45:46,110 --> 00:45:50,670 And... You must put a sign. You say, this Lamuna is the Lamuna from my name. 384 00:45:50,670 --> 00:45:52,990 right now, this Lamuna belongs to me. 385 00:45:53,590 --> 00:45:54,590 No, 386 00:45:55,270 --> 00:45:59,070 no, no, no. Right is right and wrong is wrong. And there is no black and white. 387 00:45:59,510 --> 00:46:00,510 No, no, no, no. 388 00:46:01,030 --> 00:46:02,770 Black is black and white is white. 389 00:46:03,030 --> 00:46:05,250 And you are left and I am right. 390 00:46:05,830 --> 00:46:07,430 Now I'm going to tell you something. 391 00:46:07,670 --> 00:46:08,670 You see what I do here? 392 00:46:09,970 --> 00:46:10,970 How? 393 00:46:11,230 --> 00:46:12,230 Now. 394 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:18,180 As few as I have the right to smash up your taxi, just so few have you the 395 00:46:18,180 --> 00:46:22,160 to steal my limoona. But this is not our taxi. Hey, hey, this man's telling us 396 00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:22,959 our stories. 397 00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:27,120 Yeah, yeah, I'm telling the story. One day there was a boor, and the boy was 398 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:28,120 taking his limoona. 399 00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:31,040 And the boor said, get back my limoona. 400 00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:32,320 No! 401 00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:33,500 And the boy said, no. 402 00:46:33,820 --> 00:46:35,860 No! The boor said, get back. No! 403 00:46:43,950 --> 00:46:44,950 And now, 404 00:46:47,170 --> 00:46:50,110 tell me, who's Lemona is it? Is it my Lemona? 405 00:46:50,570 --> 00:46:51,570 Icona! 406 00:46:54,410 --> 00:46:55,810 Icona! Icona! 407 00:46:56,070 --> 00:46:57,070 Icona! Icona! Icona! 408 00:47:09,190 --> 00:47:11,040 Icona! David. 409 00:47:12,020 --> 00:47:14,280 Little David. 410 00:47:14,620 --> 00:47:15,620 David. 411 00:47:17,460 --> 00:47:18,860 David. 412 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:34,480 David. 413 00:47:35,140 --> 00:47:36,140 David. David. 414 00:47:38,030 --> 00:47:42,770 Good to see that David, because of nothing else... What are you talking 415 00:47:43,750 --> 00:47:44,750 What? 416 00:47:46,050 --> 00:47:50,070 ...and the race has become terribly evil and brutal. 417 00:47:50,930 --> 00:47:51,930 You! You! 418 00:47:52,070 --> 00:47:54,230 What the hell do you think you're doing? 419 00:47:59,530 --> 00:48:02,110 The fish in Lamuna are safe, huh? They're mine. 420 00:48:03,070 --> 00:48:05,710 Hey, Kona! Hey, Kona! The Lamuna are mine! 421 00:48:06,570 --> 00:48:10,190 But this time, my bro, she belongs to our brother over here. 422 00:48:38,630 --> 00:48:41,090 And the Russians hit. 423 00:48:46,230 --> 00:48:47,230 Here. 424 00:48:48,830 --> 00:48:50,510 With him. 425 00:48:51,550 --> 00:48:54,730 And the little David had a youth. 426 00:48:55,230 --> 00:48:58,190 And the Israelites had a youth. 427 00:48:58,550 --> 00:49:00,950 And there was a great youth. 428 00:49:01,790 --> 00:49:03,650 And the earth rose. 429 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:12,360 I'm proud to announce that public interest is mounting for the Bankfin 430 00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:16,600 3 million, the first ever sponsored by Bankfin, place your bets, professional 431 00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:21,020 rugby playoff between the Plusport Cowboys and the Bankfin McCoolers. 432 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:24,720 Remember, the entire prize money goes not into the coffers of the 433 00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:27,500 administrators, but into the pockets of the players. 434 00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:32,460 No, dear. Union for the big pick, which will determine which players will be on 435 00:49:32,460 --> 00:49:36,480 which side in the Plusport Bank Fund three million. 436 00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:40,480 You know, this afternoon it's the Plusport big pick. 437 00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,860 The chances are 50 -50 that you could be on my side. 438 00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:45,080 Yeah. 439 00:49:45,340 --> 00:49:49,960 I'd like to make that 100%. There must be something you'd really like to have, 440 00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,080 Long Drop. 441 00:49:51,240 --> 00:49:54,220 Something you want madly. Anything. 442 00:49:56,260 --> 00:49:57,260 Just say it. 443 00:50:00,110 --> 00:50:01,110 Well, actually, Mr. 444 00:50:01,470 --> 00:50:03,730 Weedle, there is actually something. 445 00:50:06,790 --> 00:50:12,150 You see, if I knew which cubicle you were going to be in this afternoon, it 446 00:50:12,150 --> 00:50:13,390 could be to both our advantage. 447 00:50:13,750 --> 00:50:19,270 Yeah, well... Roll fanfare, roll applause, check camera four, and... 448 00:50:19,490 --> 00:50:26,250 This afternoon, coming to you live, the Big Six, where we have the top 30 449 00:50:26,250 --> 00:50:27,990 rugby players in the country. 450 00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:33,120 And the big question is, who will be playing for which side in the Bankman 451 00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,120 Board? Three million. 452 00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:38,700 And with me here is Stuart Andrews of Bankman. Hello, Stuart. Welcome to the 453 00:50:38,700 --> 00:50:42,100 show. Thank you. Great to be here. I'm glad, I'm glad. Now, Stuart will be 454 00:50:42,100 --> 00:50:43,460 picking the McCooloosh. 455 00:50:44,260 --> 00:50:48,440 Yes. And we'll truly share, we'll be picking the Cowboys. 456 00:50:49,700 --> 00:50:52,660 Right, I think we're ready, people. So take them to the side doors. 457 00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:57,480 opportunity to thank the public for their warm congratulations on my 458 00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:02,340 idea. Who have we got? We've got Floppy's to bear, and now... Clenny... 459 00:51:02,340 --> 00:51:08,720 Clenny... Clenny... Take them away, girls. 460 00:51:09,220 --> 00:51:12,320 Let's start. And of course, you and I don't know which player is going to go 461 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:15,880 into which cubicle. Do we, Steve? No, no. No, not at all. Not at all. 462 00:51:16,420 --> 00:51:18,580 Okay, I think I'll have Paul. 463 00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:20,240 You'll have the ball. 464 00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:25,770 And it is... now... Ready? It is now for the Nukuru. 465 00:51:26,010 --> 00:51:28,870 And obviously then, Floppy Juba for the Cowboys. 466 00:51:45,490 --> 00:51:46,490 That's my blood. 467 00:52:12,090 --> 00:52:13,090 Jackpot! 468 00:52:14,190 --> 00:52:20,790 Jackpot! What jackpot? I don't see no jackpot. 1 ,6 469 00:52:20,790 --> 00:52:21,790 million! 470 00:52:44,490 --> 00:52:48,070 The one big pick which I know people have been waiting to see. 471 00:52:48,530 --> 00:52:49,750 The Fly House. 472 00:52:50,290 --> 00:52:51,690 We've got Muff Jones. 473 00:52:52,650 --> 00:52:54,510 And we've got Long Drop Flipper. 474 00:52:58,110 --> 00:52:59,110 Stuart, 475 00:53:07,930 --> 00:53:09,790 I think it's my turn to choose. 476 00:53:10,050 --> 00:53:13,110 Yes. And I choose... Ball! 477 00:53:13,820 --> 00:53:17,060 Patent bids. Lungs are quicker for the cowboy. 478 00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:42,780 What's the point? 479 00:53:44,509 --> 00:53:46,010 Hey, what's the matter? Hey. 480 00:53:48,090 --> 00:53:49,350 Don't worry, there's nobody there. 481 00:53:49,670 --> 00:53:52,170 Hey, there's no one there. Come on, come on, come on. 482 00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:35,800 It is half past five, and here is the news read by Graham Fongbe. 483 00:54:36,980 --> 00:54:42,780 Swet Kutsia, a well -known TV sportscaster who allegedly robbed a 484 00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:47,200 Friday night, was arrested in Fort Lauderdale, Florida today. 485 00:54:47,780 --> 00:54:53,280 At the National Journalism Awards in Cape Town today, Miss Sandy Stewart was 486 00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:57,160 awarded the prize for the best contribution to sports broadcasting. 487 00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:02,880 She was, however, not there to accept her prize, and it was accepted on her 488 00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:08,380 behalf by the Minister of Sport, who said, if my wife had a bum like that, 489 00:55:08,380 --> 00:55:09,380 be a very happy man. 490 00:55:11,420 --> 00:55:12,420 How's it, Sandy? 491 00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:17,380 Sweet. 492 00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:19,320 You're looking pretty, man. 493 00:55:27,340 --> 00:55:28,340 Why read about you? 494 00:55:30,980 --> 00:55:34,660 And then when the corporation is privatized, George buys a whole bunch of 495 00:55:34,660 --> 00:55:36,200 and he's made director of court. 496 00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:41,280 Yeah, with my money. Stole my idea, stole my money, stole my job. This whole 497 00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:42,600 rugby thing was my idea. 498 00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:43,920 Yeah, I remember. 499 00:55:44,060 --> 00:55:47,020 I'm going to know this guy, Sandy. I'm going to need you to help me. 500 00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:48,440 Okay. 501 00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:52,900 What if there isn't a way we can make these McCulloughs win? 502 00:55:53,950 --> 00:55:56,950 I'm sorry to say this, but I don't think the McCullers have got a chance. 503 00:55:58,930 --> 00:56:00,130 Long Drop Butter. 504 00:56:01,490 --> 00:56:04,990 He's a bigger match winner than North Butter could even dream of. Yeah, 505 00:56:04,990 --> 00:56:07,310 bloody kicking flyer. Oh, the best. 506 00:56:14,430 --> 00:56:16,950 Yes, like him, George. 507 00:56:17,750 --> 00:56:19,050 I must thank him. 508 00:56:20,890 --> 00:56:22,130 Don't thank me, Long Drop. 509 00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,980 Just make my team win. It's good and done, George. 510 00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:27,340 No, no, no, Annie. 511 00:56:30,060 --> 00:56:31,180 Just look at the things. 512 00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:34,220 It's a car just like Annalie Creel's. 513 00:56:35,660 --> 00:56:38,180 This is all the stuff you had on you when they admitted you to hospital. 514 00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:39,680 And your car. 515 00:56:39,900 --> 00:56:40,638 My car? 516 00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:42,060 And your furniture's in the garage. 517 00:56:44,020 --> 00:56:45,020 Thanks, Annie. 518 00:56:45,420 --> 00:56:46,420 You're a star, man. 519 00:56:47,420 --> 00:56:49,220 You've still got the best time in the business. 520 00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:55,240 Sunny, when are you and me going to get it together? 521 00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:57,640 I missed you, man. 522 00:57:05,020 --> 00:57:07,620 Good night. 523 00:57:15,100 --> 00:57:19,180 And if I hear you coming out this day in the middle of the night, I'm going to 524 00:57:19,180 --> 00:57:20,180 call the police. 525 00:57:51,630 --> 00:57:53,030 Amen. 526 00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:34,560 George Weaver. 527 00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:35,800 J -Gone. 528 00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:36,960 Clipper -co. 529 00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:42,200 George, 530 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:53,380 editing needs your offline of the promo by tomorrow. Can you do it tonight? 531 00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:54,720 Yes, I can do it. 532 00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:59,920 Okay, then, as the music is playing... 533 00:59:20,660 --> 00:59:21,660 Sorry? Hey, 534 00:59:24,700 --> 00:59:25,700 come here, man. 535 00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:28,420 I've missed you, you little shorty. 536 01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:16,960 Ooh! Ooh! 537 01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:18,660 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 538 01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:19,819 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 539 01:00:19,820 --> 01:00:20,820 Ooh! 540 01:01:04,740 --> 01:01:05,940 Hello, George. 541 01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:09,700 I want my money, Weedle. 542 01:01:10,780 --> 01:01:12,280 1 .6 million. 543 01:01:12,590 --> 01:01:15,150 And I want the public admission of what you did. 544 01:01:15,450 --> 01:01:17,630 You know, the police will be here in one minute. 545 01:01:18,070 --> 01:01:21,570 Enough time to introduce Angel to a little orphan in a storm? 546 01:01:21,870 --> 01:01:24,510 Oh, you're a criminal, Gautier. You want to go to jail, hmm? 547 01:01:25,430 --> 01:01:28,610 You'll never get away with it, you bloody baboon. I can't believe it. You 548 01:01:28,610 --> 01:01:30,770 stole my rugby idea, you little bastard. 549 01:01:33,450 --> 01:01:34,870 I've got a little suggestion, sweet. 550 01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:36,150 Oh, yeah? 551 01:01:36,490 --> 01:01:38,510 Why don't we put a bet on Saturday's match? 552 01:01:39,410 --> 01:01:40,790 Hmm? Hmm? 553 01:01:41,070 --> 01:01:43,110 Now, you've always liked a running team, haven't you? 554 01:01:43,790 --> 01:01:47,490 Now, you take the Makulus, and I take the Cowboys with the kicking fly half. 555 01:01:48,250 --> 01:01:53,190 Now, if your team wins, then I promise I will make the admission... Publicly. 556 01:01:53,570 --> 01:01:55,830 Publicly, and I'll give you back the 1 .6 million, huh? 557 01:01:56,370 --> 01:02:00,190 Now, if my team with the Cowboys win, then you'll destroy all the copies of 558 01:02:00,190 --> 01:02:02,730 bloody tape, and you'll get the hell out of my life! 559 01:02:10,750 --> 01:02:11,910 Deal. Deal. 560 01:02:16,070 --> 01:02:19,050 You know, I really think you should have stayed in that coma just a little bit 561 01:02:19,050 --> 01:02:20,970 longer. At least that way you would have stayed out of trouble. 562 01:02:21,370 --> 01:02:22,410 How could you think of that? 563 01:02:22,690 --> 01:02:26,630 Because I've got you and Shorty on my side, that's all. 564 01:02:27,290 --> 01:02:28,590 Alfred, your genie's gone mad. 565 01:02:28,870 --> 01:02:31,890 No, he's got a plan. I know he is. Yeah, don't tell me. 566 01:02:32,730 --> 01:02:35,550 You've got to take the kick out of the cowboys. Yeah. 567 01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:40,340 I suppose you want me to walk up to Long Drop Water and flex my bum while he 568 01:02:40,340 --> 01:02:41,660 drops the brick on his foot. 569 01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:47,460 You got it. I got it. I got it. 570 01:02:47,780 --> 01:02:49,460 Kenny, he's got a plan. 571 01:02:50,660 --> 01:02:51,800 But listen to this. 572 01:02:52,140 --> 01:02:54,400 $15 ,000 per player for a try. 573 01:02:54,820 --> 01:02:56,880 $15 ,000 per player for a conversion. 574 01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:14,560 gets 40 % commission. 575 01:03:17,140 --> 01:03:18,140 Okay, Shorty. 576 01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:20,320 Long drop boater. 577 01:03:21,460 --> 01:03:23,140 Last foot on the left. 578 01:03:23,380 --> 01:03:24,380 You got it. 579 01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:30,800 Gentlemen, 580 01:03:35,220 --> 01:03:38,760 gentlemen, could I possibly have your attention for a moment, please? Thank 581 01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:39,760 very much. 582 01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:45,300 On behalf of the hotel management, we would now like to present to you a very 583 01:03:45,300 --> 01:03:51,820 hot and spicy little routine entitled, The Cowboys Take the Case. Take it away, 584 01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:52,960 as they say. 585 01:04:55,700 --> 01:04:57,520 Listen I sit down you 586 01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:23,640 Listen, what's wrong with you two, eh? 587 01:05:23,980 --> 01:05:26,840 A long drop suit isn't the end of the world, man. Huh? 588 01:05:27,180 --> 01:05:31,240 We've got 15 players in our rugby team out there just waiting to be ripped off. 589 01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:35,660 With less brains between the 15 of them than what we've got in this room. I'm 590 01:05:35,660 --> 01:05:36,660 telling you now. 591 01:06:05,180 --> 01:06:06,260 Voila. What 592 01:06:06,260 --> 01:06:16,940 a 593 01:06:16,940 --> 01:06:22,060 crowd. What a day. What an event in the history of South African rugby. The 594 01:06:22,060 --> 01:06:26,720 first ever bang for 3 million, where the rules stay the same, but the players 595 01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:27,800 get it all. 596 01:06:35,940 --> 01:06:42,800 We're in the final 20 minutes before kickoff, 597 01:06:42,900 --> 01:06:45,480 so let's cross live to Trevor Quirk. Take one. 598 01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:51,160 And cue Trevor. Well, there's tremendous excitement now amongst the punters. The 599 01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:53,600 Cowboys are still the favourites at 5 to 10. 600 01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:58,040 But the Makulas are hanging in there, and their odds now 12 to 10. Excuse me, 601 01:06:58,040 --> 01:06:59,580 sir. Who are you going to be backing today? 602 01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:01,660 Oh, because the chiefs. 603 01:07:02,020 --> 01:07:03,940 The chiefs. This is it, Savage. 604 01:07:04,260 --> 01:07:06,400 This is it, Bossy. We have the wrong event. 605 01:07:46,110 --> 01:07:47,110 Crea bien. 606 01:08:19,660 --> 01:08:20,819 This is it, Savage. 607 01:08:24,399 --> 01:08:25,520 Yes, God. 608 01:08:25,740 --> 01:08:27,100 Stop bugging around, man! 609 01:08:31,180 --> 01:08:33,880 Hey! You can't walk over there. 610 01:08:34,660 --> 01:08:36,740 Okay, I'm coming. 611 01:08:40,939 --> 01:08:41,939 No. 612 01:09:01,379 --> 01:09:05,779 It's one minute to kick off as the crowd leaps to their feet with a Makulu 613 01:09:05,779 --> 01:09:09,660 stating the field left by their captain, Mouth Jones. 614 01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:21,180 Hey, I'm a medic, okay? I'll take care of it. 615 01:09:21,399 --> 01:09:23,260 Let's help, man. Oh, I should thank you, man. Okay. 616 01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:24,660 I'll set up for you in just a minute. 617 01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:27,460 Right, step here, man. 618 01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:30,000 There you go. 619 01:09:31,979 --> 01:09:32,979 Oh, okay. 620 01:09:33,359 --> 01:09:34,359 That'll do. 621 01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:39,779 Watch me, man. 622 01:10:03,050 --> 01:10:06,770 The stuff you put on my back's not good, eh? I know. It's like wintergreen. It 623 01:10:06,770 --> 01:10:11,010 burns like gold. But my arse is on fire, mate. You just stand around and we'll 624 01:10:11,010 --> 01:10:12,009 be confounded. 625 01:10:12,010 --> 01:10:13,510 Come here now. No doubt. 626 01:10:15,250 --> 01:10:16,250 Okay. 627 01:10:17,670 --> 01:10:18,670 Thanks, sir. 628 01:10:45,340 --> 01:10:49,080 brilliant. That's 15 ,000 grand to the bucket of one drop of water. 629 01:10:49,580 --> 01:10:52,140 Cowboys, lead three points to nil. 630 01:10:55,180 --> 01:10:58,140 What's wrong? I've got the jolly yucks. Where? All over my face. 631 01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:01,080 Dad, you're allergic to dry grass. 632 01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:04,280 I want you to swallow three of these. 633 01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:05,500 What is it? 634 01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:06,680 It's anti -histamine. 635 01:11:26,890 --> 01:11:29,670 You're down to kill the bushman. And he's over. 636 01:11:29,930 --> 01:11:32,330 An expense of knocking them by spooky something. 637 01:11:38,590 --> 01:11:39,630 Hit it. 638 01:11:42,710 --> 01:11:43,710 What's wrong with it? 639 01:11:57,230 --> 01:12:00,770 I've got a pain in my chest. Okay, just lie still, okay? I'll fix it for you. 640 01:12:01,890 --> 01:12:02,890 No, you must lie still. 641 01:12:03,030 --> 01:12:06,250 No, you must lie still. Hey, what's wrong? 642 01:12:06,770 --> 01:12:07,770 What is this? 643 01:12:08,010 --> 01:12:09,710 You know what this is? 644 01:12:11,510 --> 01:12:12,510 Crabs. 645 01:12:12,910 --> 01:12:13,910 Mongolian crabs. 646 01:12:14,010 --> 01:12:16,810 They carry a sexual disease called bulero. 647 01:12:17,630 --> 01:12:19,670 If they bite you, you can die. 648 01:12:21,130 --> 01:12:22,130 How's this feeling? 649 01:12:22,550 --> 01:12:23,550 No, 650 01:12:24,430 --> 01:12:25,430 it's not right. 651 01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:33,060 Spooky Simpson experiencing a lot of bad luck today, but he is a player with 652 01:12:33,060 --> 01:12:34,060 tremendous courage. 653 01:13:02,570 --> 01:13:03,570 Give me your teeth. 654 01:13:04,170 --> 01:13:06,230 I've got to throw something into that cup. 655 01:13:06,470 --> 01:13:07,930 And you've got to go and fetch it. 656 01:13:09,710 --> 01:13:13,330 William's trying to get the ball from the loose rock, but he's offside. And 657 01:13:13,330 --> 01:13:15,810 a penalty to the Cowboys in a strong net -packing position. 658 01:13:16,330 --> 01:13:21,890 The player, Moran, who seems to be fast asleep as he knocks on and the scrum 659 01:13:21,890 --> 01:13:22,890 goes to the Bakulus. 660 01:13:30,570 --> 01:13:32,830 You do that again, I'm going to penalize you. Excuse me. 661 01:13:33,090 --> 01:13:34,110 Okay, let's play. 662 01:13:38,410 --> 01:13:39,410 Sorry. 663 01:13:43,350 --> 01:13:44,630 Sorry, I'm being carried off. 664 01:13:58,990 --> 01:13:59,990 Replacement coming on now. 665 01:14:20,390 --> 01:14:23,730 Straight into the hands of Smuts. He's got wit on his outside. 666 01:14:24,110 --> 01:14:25,170 And he's going to drop again. 667 01:14:25,390 --> 01:14:26,590 Yes, yes, yes. 668 01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:32,680 by the incredible on -drop witter as the half -time whistle goes for the Cowboys 669 01:14:32,680 --> 01:14:34,340 leading comfortably 12 points to four. 670 01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:40,400 Hi. 671 01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:41,900 Doesn't look so good, huh? 672 01:14:44,420 --> 01:14:45,620 I've run out of ideas. 673 01:14:45,980 --> 01:14:47,660 Well, there's one way out. What? 674 01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:49,400 Get in the game yourself. 675 01:14:49,960 --> 01:14:50,960 Me? Yeah. 676 01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:52,700 Go in as a cowboy. 677 01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:53,879 A cowboy? 678 01:14:53,880 --> 01:14:56,940 Yeah, yeah. Go in as a cowboy, play badly and confuse them. 679 01:14:57,340 --> 01:14:59,340 You must be joking, Sandy. Why, you bastard. 680 01:14:59,960 --> 01:15:01,540 You're a 45 -30, remember? 681 01:15:02,180 --> 01:15:06,020 Ready to go down against an all -black scrum any day. You said it, now prove 682 01:15:08,140 --> 01:15:09,140 And if I do? 683 01:15:09,900 --> 01:15:11,960 Will I get it together with the best bum in the business? 684 01:15:12,820 --> 01:15:14,500 That all you see in me, Sweets. 685 01:15:14,740 --> 01:15:15,740 My bum. 686 01:15:16,440 --> 01:15:17,500 What about my head? 687 01:15:18,540 --> 01:15:19,720 What about what's in here? 688 01:15:20,100 --> 01:15:24,020 The day you see further than my bum, maybe I'll get it together with you. 689 01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:31,960 Sandy! 690 01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:41,900 Hey, you sharp? 691 01:15:42,940 --> 01:15:45,760 Yeah. Excuse me, could I just talk to you for a moment, please? 692 01:15:47,540 --> 01:15:49,220 Tell me, is it... is it true? 693 01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:50,880 What? 694 01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:54,320 That you're a... Murphy. You're looking for a hiding. 695 01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:58,460 Listen, I didn't say it. I just walked past with Cowboys No. 2, Sean Raymond. 696 01:15:58,990 --> 01:16:01,770 And I heard him say that a shaft must be a morphe. And I thought I'd just tell 697 01:16:01,770 --> 01:16:02,770 you this. Really? 698 01:16:02,910 --> 01:16:04,430 Mm, good. Yeah, OK, fine. 699 01:16:06,090 --> 01:16:07,390 It's the start of the second half. 700 01:16:07,690 --> 01:16:10,350 Blitzer with a kick -off, with the crowd firmly behind the vapor. 701 01:16:13,070 --> 01:16:14,350 Call me a morphe, huh? 702 01:16:20,450 --> 01:16:22,350 This is like it looks bad, man. Very bad. 703 01:16:22,870 --> 01:16:24,850 OK, I'm just going to run that a little bit. 704 01:16:25,930 --> 01:16:26,930 Shoot. 705 01:16:27,490 --> 01:16:28,490 Check for yourself. 706 01:16:28,550 --> 01:16:29,550 Yeah. It's okay. It's okay. 707 01:16:29,910 --> 01:16:32,790 I'm just going to dab a little bit, and then you're off. Either way. 708 01:16:33,390 --> 01:16:34,390 That's right. 709 01:16:35,330 --> 01:16:36,330 Okay. 710 01:16:37,630 --> 01:16:39,170 Okay. Sleep tight. Sleep tight. 711 01:16:41,070 --> 01:16:42,070 Stretcher! 712 01:16:42,610 --> 01:16:47,290 The Cowboys lose another player as Sean Raymond, the hooker, is carried from the 713 01:16:47,290 --> 01:16:50,790 field. He can't afford to lose another man. He's okay. Give me two minutes. 714 01:16:50,790 --> 01:16:51,790 back on. 715 01:17:00,620 --> 01:17:02,360 And Sean Raymond is back on. 716 01:17:02,740 --> 01:17:06,340 He's obviously been hurt quite badly, but the Cowboys will be very pleased to 717 01:17:06,340 --> 01:17:08,200 have the country's number one hooker back in the game. 718 01:17:28,390 --> 01:17:30,830 Raymond looking very tired since he came back on. 719 01:17:59,630 --> 01:18:00,630 Where are you going? 720 01:18:00,910 --> 01:18:04,310 I can't take it, sorry. No, no, you can't do it. I'm sorry. 721 01:20:05,930 --> 01:20:07,670 You've got to get under the table. 722 01:20:08,150 --> 01:20:10,330 Me? No, Alan Boussac. 723 01:20:10,910 --> 01:20:11,910 Where is he? 724 01:20:12,070 --> 01:20:14,570 He's in Cape Town. That's why you have to do it. 725 01:20:38,440 --> 01:20:40,480 You won't call me a moth again, will you? Hey, Sean, you okay? 726 01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:42,220 Call the medics, man. 727 01:20:43,040 --> 01:20:46,440 Who am I? You're Sean Raymond. You're a hooker for the Cowboys. 728 01:20:46,720 --> 01:20:47,720 Are you all right now? 729 01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:48,920 You're fine, man. 730 01:20:49,620 --> 01:20:52,540 Hey, what's your name? Sean Raymond. What position? 731 01:20:52,860 --> 01:20:53,839 Hooker. What team? 732 01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:56,280 Cowboys. Are you okay? I'm fine, man. Let's play. 733 01:20:57,580 --> 01:20:59,240 Raymond is back on his feet. 734 01:21:17,559 --> 01:21:19,980 He thinks he's a real cowboy. 735 01:21:53,230 --> 01:21:55,350 Cowboy 16, Makoto's 90. 736 01:22:54,060 --> 01:22:57,100 no one else 737 01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:03,900 Three minutes to go with the McCoolers leading by one point as the Cowboys 738 01:23:03,900 --> 01:23:06,480 home. Give it in. Good job. Good job. 739 01:23:08,420 --> 01:23:11,960 I'm on the foot. 740 01:23:15,260 --> 01:23:16,280 Grab your feet. 741 01:23:17,860 --> 01:23:19,240 He's got Raymond on his outside. 742 01:23:19,920 --> 01:23:22,200 Raymond. Raymond. Yes, Raymond. 743 01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:28,820 Raymond. He's got 15 meters to go as the Freedom Stadium explodes. 744 01:23:31,519 --> 01:23:36,880 Raymond is going to die. Nothing can stop him now. Raymond. 745 01:23:38,420 --> 01:23:39,420 Raymond. 746 01:23:40,380 --> 01:23:41,380 Raymond. 747 01:25:05,710 --> 01:25:06,629 Did we win? 748 01:25:06,630 --> 01:25:07,730 You won, Sweat. 749 01:25:07,950 --> 01:25:10,570 One million and six hundred thousand rand. 750 01:25:11,790 --> 01:25:13,090 So the weasel played up. 751 01:25:14,530 --> 01:25:17,410 Look. A hundred thousand bucks in cash. 752 01:25:18,970 --> 01:25:19,869 What's this? 753 01:25:19,870 --> 01:25:22,470 Your check from the casino. You won one hundred six million. 754 01:25:25,030 --> 01:25:27,130 When? Now. Tonight. Five minutes ago. 755 01:25:27,590 --> 01:25:31,210 You won the dream machine and then some idiot on a glass ball landed on your 756 01:25:31,210 --> 01:25:32,210 head. Huh? 757 01:25:32,610 --> 01:25:33,650 In the casino. 758 01:25:33,910 --> 01:25:38,050 You were knocked and... I've been dreaming. 759 01:25:40,930 --> 01:25:42,490 And you were my genie. 760 01:25:44,850 --> 01:25:46,230 My buddy shot it. 761 01:25:49,750 --> 01:25:50,770 How are you feeling? 762 01:25:53,170 --> 01:25:55,050 Oh. Ah, not you. 763 01:25:56,410 --> 01:25:57,510 You know what, Fanny? 764 01:25:57,910 --> 01:25:59,010 Don't tell me. 765 01:26:00,210 --> 01:26:03,310 You've got a hell of a head and a beautiful heart. 766 01:26:05,740 --> 01:26:08,480 I think that knock on the head affected your brain, Swede. 767 01:26:11,520 --> 01:26:14,080 I've got six months to spend at holiday ahead of me. 768 01:26:18,480 --> 01:26:19,620 What do you say, Sandy? 769 01:26:21,020 --> 01:26:22,780 Why don't you and me get it together now? 770 01:26:24,560 --> 01:26:27,140 Swede, you never know your luck. 771 01:26:45,139 --> 01:26:46,139 Well, 772 01:26:57,280 --> 01:26:59,860 I wake up in the morning with a thumping head. 773 01:27:02,560 --> 01:27:05,180 Stumble through the kitchen from an unmade bed. 774 01:28:00,550 --> 01:28:02,130 I'd like to help you, buddy. 775 01:28:57,580 --> 01:28:58,580 Life can be cruel. 776 01:28:58,720 --> 01:28:59,720 Life can be cruel. 777 01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:02,100 Don't play hard enough. 778 01:29:02,420 --> 01:29:06,820 Life can be great. Life can be great. But you don't get cold. 779 01:29:07,080 --> 01:29:09,460 You don't get cold. Life can be sweet. 780 01:29:10,220 --> 01:29:12,320 But it's much too short. 781 01:29:13,580 --> 01:29:15,260 Life can be sweet. 782 01:29:16,020 --> 01:29:17,940 But it's much too short. 783 01:29:19,140 --> 01:29:20,780 Life can be sweet. 784 01:29:21,580 --> 01:29:23,480 But it's much too short.