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A toast.

ALL: Happy cancerversory.

I'm so glad I didn't die.

Olivia, will you marry me?

(CHEER)

Do I even have to ask?

Bridesmaids?

As if I'd ask anyone else! Oh my god!

I wish your mum was still alive,

I would have really liked her to have been here.

It's been wonderful,

but I don't think I can see you anymore.

It's a shame, I was just thinking how much I like you.

I'm sorry, I should have told you but I'm married.

When I went into treatment

and the winery was struggling,

Saskia came on-board as an investor.

I wish you hadn't told anybody about the money,

it was supposed to be between us.

It was a small fortune and you saved us.

You handled our Griffin Brooke defamation case?

I did.

They're missing the paperwork for the settlement.

Well I know I sent it over.

Can you send another copy to my office?

Shit.

Melanie!

Hi. Hi.

Jakob Novak.

Oh, hi.

I'm not having an affair with Nicole, period.

You've got an ulterior motive and we both know what it is.

Don't you try turn this round on me.

You're in love with her too.

Alex had an affair with Nicole.

It was after your seizure,

we didn't think you were gonna make it.

I really wanted you to tell me it didn't happen.

That was full on.

What are you doing here?

Oh, you look so fucking hot.

Adultery, can be so destructive.

How could you not tell me?

How long have you known?

As soon as we figured he was bottling it, we told you.

I'm so sorry.

Did you have to wait

until I had the big expensive meringue dress on?

Three more. Please.

OK, granted, our timing was not optimal.

But at least now you know he's a dick.

He is.

He's such a dick.

A toast to Alex.

The dick!

ALL: The dick!

I disagree, sometimes people cheat

because of the way they feel about themselves.

It's not always about sex.

Are you kidding?

It's always about the sex.

Sometimes it's a bit more complicated.

It's Cheating 101.

And since when are you the expert?

I might not be a hot shot lawyer

but I'm not allowed to have my own opinion?

OK, OK, truce.

This is my pity party and you're still my bridesmaids.

Oh Liv, hey.

Why don't you come with me?

We can do school pick up, I'll make dinner.

We can put Michael on kid duty.

Come on, just you and me.

And Saskia too, if you want.

I haven't got my last tetanus shot.

No, I'm not drunk enough yet.

Are you sure about that?

You know what, I've got her.

You go be mummy.

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Let's go back to the tequila place.

No, they were rude.

Did they kick us out?

No, they kicked you out.

Did you tell them my fiance fucked my cancer nurse?

You told them plenty.

Wait, what did you do to Melanie?

I knew you two would kill each other.

She left hours ago to play good parent.

I forgot what a hideous drunk you are.

What's wrong with me?

How didn't I see this happening?

Livy.

There's nothing wrong with you, OK.

You're a goddess.

One day you'll meet someone who treats you

exactly the way you deserve.

I really do love you, Saskia.

Paula in a grey Toyota is approaching here.

Home time. No.

Come with me.

I own a winery you know, I get free drinks.

Or we can go to that whiskey place

with the hot lady bartender that you love to hate?

Bribery and coercion?

Text me when you're home.

Kitchen's closed.

I'm not here for the food.

Hey, can we talk please?

Right now I can't even look at you.

We used to talk about this.

I can't lose you. No, leave me alone.

You need to go.

Sounds like you should leave.

Mum, we're gonna be late!

Again.

You OK?

Yeah, I'm just, I'm really worried about Alex and Olivia.

They're solid, they'll come back from this.

Mum, we're gonna be late.

MMDL Landscaping, Michael speaking.

Hi, Michael Heyward to see Jakob. Here he is.

Morning. The 'Jamie Oliver' of gardens.

So Melanie's been in your ear I suppose.

She's a passionate firecracker that's for sure.

Let me show you around, we can have a little chat.

28 missed calls and 12 texts.

Points for persistence.

We don't give points for that.

I have to call him.

No you don't.

And you're not going back to him.

That's not for you to say.

If you think that you can get past this...

She deserves to be happy.

What if Alex makes her happy?

OK, I'm sitting right here.

I just want to know what happened.

The thought of speaking to him makes me so mad.

Well, you should talk to that tramp Nicole?

Ok, now we're slut shaming? Very classy.

If you want to know the truth about Alex,

you should go straight to the source.

Mikey.

I've just been with your friend Jakob.

What?

You're such a liar.

A liar...

..what did he say?

I think you should come home right now.

OK.

Is everything alright?

Yeah, it's just Michael needs me at home.

Just, don't let Saskia talk you into anything

that you don't want to do.

I'm saying marriage is a contract.

And you should do your due diligence.

Well, I don't know what you said to him.

I don't know the first thing about Japanese courtyard gardens.

Sorry?

Jakob.

He wants me to landscape the whole village.

Ten townhouses to start.

Thought we'd get some bubbly and oysters to celebrate.

The townhouses, that's, that's amazing.

I know, it's a big day.

You sure you want to work for a guy like that babe?

Well, he's just thrown a truckload of money at me.

Yeah, but maybe just have a think about it, you know?

What about all your other clients?

Exactly what we need has just fallen into our laps.

And who do we have to thank for it?

Uh-huh.

Yes, I'll take care of it.

Christof Delis, you promised him a judgment doc?

Tell him we'll courier it over.

Why don't I grab it now?

It will save you the hassle.

Prani, let me call you back.

I'm sorry, Uzma split with her man-child boyfriend

it's been chaos amid the heartbreak.

Is there a problem I should be made aware of?

Christof, thought you'd be out on your super yacht.

You know it's only a dingy.

You two know each other, Of course.

What brings you here? A judgement that's gone MIA.

No, you'll have it this afternoon.

I'll have Alex to run it over on his bike.

Come on, I'll let you buy lunch.

For everyone who walks through that door,

it's who they are and who they want to be.

You have to make them believe.

Here we go.

I'll be back in a tick.

Perfect timing.

There's a double shower in the new build I'm dying to test drive.

I'll get the keys and meet you downstairs in five.

Why are you toying with Michael?

He's so excited, he's dropping his other clients.

Well, that makes sense.

He'll be run off his feet here.

So, it's real, the job?

I thought you might be grateful.

Oh, I was just worried that I hurt your feelings.

I'm sorry?

You know, you took the break up kind of badly.

Not that I don't appreciate the flowers and everything...

You can't be this clueless.

Melanie, you are a pity fuck.

What?

It's too funny.

Too funny?

You know what's funny?

I faked every orgasm.

It's no worries.

You slept with my boyfriend?

Oh, OK.

Come over here.

You were my friend.

I'm so sorry.

I stepped over the line.

It's no excuse, but this job messes with your head.

So, you're shagging everyone's boyfriends then?

Occupational hazard? Hold on to your men everyone.

He was afraid.

That's all it was.

He's one of the good ones.

You know that, otherwise you wouldn't be here.

You fell in love with him?

It's you he loves.

(DOOR BELL)

What are you doing here?

So, you're getting married?

Congratulations.

Nice place.

Nice things.

Olivia,

she's so pretty.

You look good together.

Don't you think she'd like to meet your mum?

My mother is dead.

How much for her to stay that way?

Good night, darling. Good night.

Sweet dreams.

Night.

Love you.

So who's 'J',

he's not your secret lover is he?

J?

Yeah, I found a torn piece of card near the bin,

"Kisses, J."

Oh, that was Janine.

She sent me flowers 'cause I fixed a colour

for one of her tricky clients.

See, I told you, you're her star stylist.

I've missed this.

Really?

Uh-huh.

Really? Uh-huh.

Uzma!

Here's Christof's judgement ready to go.

Is it odd that I couldn't find this anywhere on the server?

Could you not?

Why's it on your computer but not anywhere else?

Maybe get IT onto it.

Or maybe I missed it, dealing with my man-child boyfriend.

Just get it over to Christof.

(HEAVY BREATHING)

You OK?

Yeah.

Just um, just a possum in the lemon tree.

I'll get another load. You're a machine.

I'm going to mention you in my speech.

Which one's that?

When we shock the shit out of the Millano Brothers

and win Young Guns of Wine this year.

Now, that's what we're up to is it?

Yeah, our Tempranillo is as good as anyone's.

Better, otherwise, why bother?

Olivia, sweetheart, you're bleeding.

Oh. Here.

Thanks.

Should I call Dr Reid?

It's just a blood nose, dad.

Have you got it now? I think so.

Really? No, hang on.

(LAUGHS) You've had that for over a year.

Hi, Mum. We're going home.

You need one of these! Oh yeah? My turn?

See, doesn't he look handsome? (KNOCK ON THE DOOR)

Yeah.

Libby darling.

Are you alright? Yeah.

Can I get you anything?

No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine, I promise.

I'm just so angry, mum.

Yeah, I know.

Relationships are messy, never perfect.

Even the ones that seem the strongest.

I left your father once.

You never told me that.

When?

This was before you were born.

I wasn't sure,

and so I ran.

And I made a big mistake.

And I hurt your father.

So very much.

Oh mum.

But he came and got me and he would not let me go,

Such a pig-headed man.

Lucky for me, he is.

You know, I think Alex is a lot like Bill.

It's just I'm not ready to forgive him.

It doesn't mean that you can't.

One day.

Ah, always on time when money's involved.

10,000.

And go back to the Gold Coast, Olivia never meets you.

We're done here.

I know what I am.

I don't have to like it.

How about camping at Apollo Bay next weekend?

Well, I've got a new job and I just got back.

Your mum will take the kids.

Look.

Just the two of us.

Like all good.

Pre-kids.

What's this all about?

It'll be good for us.

How about Christmas time?

Once I got Jakobs' village bedded down.

(PHONE BEEPS)

Can you see who that is?

MAN: Oh, you are so fucking hot.

Who was it?

Just spam.

I deleted it.

Thank you.

Thanks.

I'm starving.

OK.

Sims north metro.

We don't have room.

Yeah, yeah, I'll hold.

Yep, how can I help?

Hi.

I just...

I think I have a stalker.

Alright.

What makes you think he's stalking you?

He was outside my house last night.

Any witnesses?

Just me.

Did he make a specific threat to your personal safety?

He sent a video to my husband of me,

does that count?

Having sex?

No.

Nudity?

No, he's just so insistent.

He keeps sending me flowers

and teddy bears.

And he...

Sound more like a boyfriend than a stalker.

He isn't an ex, is he?

Sort of.

I'm just worried about what he might do next.

Without evidence of an actual offense

our hands are pretty much tied.

You need to keep an incident log.

But if you want to make it official, we can start a file on this guy now.

What's his name?

No.

It's OK, I'll just have a think, I guess.

Thanks.

Wait, I need your details.

Stay the hell away from us, Jakob.

I've been to the police, I gave them your name.

You just stay away!

OK?

Just stay away.

Hey, boss.

More.

Guess who they're from.

You got a preferred spot you want 'em?

Bin's over there.

Ah, OK.

Last chance.

Nope?

Do we send the ducks too?

Cranes.

No.

They're for good luck.

In Japan, when you make 1,000 paper cranes

you can wish for anything you want.

Do they work in Australia as well?

They did the last time.

Yeah, well, what are you gonna wish for then?

Wouldn't wanna ruin it.

Yeah.

What about you? What would you wish for?

Ah, I wouldn't wanna ruin it.

Alright.

Thank you.

Isabella.

Mummy. Yep.

I'm hungry, can we get ice-cream?

Sure, grab your ball. Grab your ball.

I'm hot, that's perfect then.

Kids playdate tomorrow?

Hey, hey, come on darling, let's go.

Mae-Ling?

Hey, did you have a fight with Coco?

No.

You sure?

Yeah.

Jemma is Mae-Ling OK?

You can't post that and not expect a reaction.

What do you mean?

I never thought you were a racist.

I'm not!

Mummy, what's a racist?

I'll explain in the car.

No!

No, no, no, no, no!

Mummy, what's wrong?

Mummy's just being silly.

Let's go get your sister.

Dumplings.

Spaghetti.

You don't even like spaghetti!

Wouldn't kill you to let her decide.

Pasta's over there.

I'm not eating pasta, it's just empty carbs.

Wow, attitude!

Oh, great.

Lucy!

Lucia!

Have you seen my kids? They're 12 and five, two girls?

No, sorry.

Girls!

Girls!

Oh, funny one, isn't she?

Hey.

Girls.

Come to me.

Mum, he's your friend.

Yeah, it's fine Melanie, they got lost.

Stay away from them.

Mum.

Don't you ever come near my kids again

Well, they're just wandering by themselves.

Oh, mummy, you're hurting me.

Whoa, Melanie.

I need your help.

Melanie, you had sex.

You felt good about yourself for five minutes,

don't beat yourself up.

It's the way he looked at me.

No one's looked at me like that for ages.

It was electrifying.

You don't deserve to be punished for it.

Really?

You wanna string Alex up for the same thing.

That's different.

You're a good person.

That might be the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Well,

I wouldn't normally admit this,

but I've always been vaguely impressed

with how you handle all of this.

Job, kids, husband.

Am I?

When are you going to tell Olivia?

Not now.

She's got too much going on with Alex, I can't.

You've got a lot going on too.

Why is he doing this to me?

Because he's a psycho you de-balled in public.

What if I apologise or something?

Maybe he'd stop, it'd blow over?

Melanie, you need to listen to me.

You have to stay away from him.

Men like him hurt women everyday.

But...

Women who think it'll blow over...

But I can't just do nothing.

You can tell Michael.

No.

No.

He might leave me.

He might take the kids.

OK.

Then you stay calm and keep a logbook, like the cop said.

Don't react if he provokes you.

And maybe in an attention vacuum, he'll lose interest.

If he doesn't?

Then you call me.

OK, anything happens and you call me.

Thanks.

Olivia.

I don't wanna talk to you.

I wanna tell you I made a mistake.

A huge mistake, I realise that.

I don't expect you to forgive me for what I did.

I could never do something like that to you.

I wanna fix this.

Tell me how I can fix it.

You can't Alex!

You can't uncheat on me, you can't unfuck Nicole.

It's done!

Olivia, it's still me.

I'm still the same man you said, "Yes" to.

You're not the same, Alex.

Nothing is the same.

I can't trust you now!

I just don't understand

how in that worst moment in our lives,

the thing you needed most was sex with someone you barely knew.

No, I...

I wanted to numb the pain.

I...

I felt completely alone.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

You look like shit.

(KNOCKING)

Alright, who ate all the yoghurt?

And put the tub back?

Wow, what's with the makeover?

Hey, can you take the kids to school?

Why? Where are you going?

Melanie, where are you going?

It's OK, there's just something I've got to do.

What?

It's Christof.

He has questions about the judgement you sent over.

(PHONE RINGING)

Melanie, shouldn't you be making school lunches or something?

He's been inside the house, Saskia.

While the kids were asleep.

Calm down. We talked about this. Don't do anything rash.

I'm going to his office. I have to talk to him.

Bollocks.

A tailor-made house-and-land package for one low price.

What's not to love?

The creep, shagging your wife on the kitchen bench

and stalking your kids while they sleep.

I'm so sorry.

How can you Instagram trying to ruin your marriage?

Great. Well done. Are you happy now?

ERIC: Jakob, do you want me to call the police?

If you come near my house again,

I will kill you.

Melanie, this has to stop.

The texts, the false accusations,

I'm worried about you.

Well, that's crap.

It's the kids I feel for, having a mother fall apart like this.

You're the nut job.

Melanie.

Melanie.

Come with me. Thank you.

No, he's gonna get away with this.

Come on, listen. I'll drive you home.

I'm so sorry.

It's embarrassing.

Melanie. Yeah?

I'm fine.

I can drive.

Alright.

Straight home.

Bath. Loads of wine. OK?

Yeah.

OK.

SASKIA: Melanie, no!

Melanie?

Welcome to Cotterill Wines.

You waiting for someone?

No, my best mate's gone to the brewery instead.

Left me for a Pale Ale.

Ditched you for a beer.

And not even a real beer - a Pale Ale.

Taking the piss, all part of the Cotterill experience, is it?

Jakob Novak.

Olivia Cotterill.

Uh, it's a pleasure to meet you.

Start with whites?

I'm more of a red man, myself.

We have a great Pinot Noir.

No, I hear you have a killer Tempranillo.

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