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Once again the planet Earth is
on the brink of destruction.
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So that's not unusual.
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Life should die
on their planet.
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They've almost completely
drained their resources.
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We must send twin advisors.
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- Why should we care?
- We must care, we must keep trying.
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After we sent our twin
advisors to China,
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the Chinese tried to
take over the world.
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Now they're playing with
the control of gravity.
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If they were to be successful,
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it would be a catastrophe for
the entire galaxy.
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We must help earth.
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Unfortunately I do
not agree with you.
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Prepare twin advisors this
time we will implant them...
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into an American mother
was about to give birth.
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Perhaps you will
have better results.
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Of course I'll do it.
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But I don't believe you can
do anything with her things.
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Pick the American
couple carefully.
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They must be intelligent powerful
and admired by their countrymen.
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And recall our advices in China.
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The Chinese will search
everywhere for them.
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Good, that'll keep them
busy for many years.
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...of course you know
they have never done...
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an honest day's
work in their life.
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I said why you don't even know
where your ancestors stole it from.
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And I said now.
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Caleb do you know
that your grandfather...
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made his fortune on
nerve gas and napalm.
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perhaps you'd look
at me with that...
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inevitable smile
he said history was...
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never one of
my best subjects.
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Ooh and he's so large.
I could pull him up.
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you know I just cannot
stand the thought...
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The woman is beautiful
as her only the phone company.
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You're him!
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- How's that?
- You're the beautiful people.
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And you're out here with
me just like anybody else.
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Well my wife and I never
believed in putting on the door.
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You know what I mean.
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Just because we got money
coming out of our ears,
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Doesn't mean we have to act like we're
any better than anybody else.
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Boy, you are democratic.
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Shouldn't even mention it.
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You can imagine what kind
of a kid I'm gonna have.
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- All babies are beautiful.
- Ever see a baby rhinoceros?
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I don't know why they let
people as ugly as me reproduce.
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I should be circumcised.
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- You mean castrated.
- Castrated right yeah.
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I should be castrated.
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When they bring my kid to that window,
I wouldn't look up.
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I'm sure it'll be a beautiful
specimen mister...
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- Schillfit.
- Sr. Schillfit.
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Two bundles coming up.
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Well we're the last ones,
must be you.
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- Could be you.
- Twins?
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That's a repulsive thought.
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Oh Jesus, nevermind.
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No, I'd do it. I knew this
was gonna happen.
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I told her.
Oh God. Oh god, no!
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We deserve.
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Oh, Dr. Frankenstein is
Lutetia is okay?
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Oh, she's fine.
She's sleeping now.
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Did she deliver already?
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Caleb, I don't know what happened it.
Was a billion to one chance.
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But those are your children.
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- Little baby monsters.
- Halleluiah!
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Oh thanks, I've do not take.
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God bless you.
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Oh no!
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No, they're not mine.
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It's been a mistake,
those are Mr. Schillfit.
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You done it.
Not me!
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Caleb!
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Mr. Swain what can you
tell us about the twins?
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A couple of beautiful babies?
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Mr. Swain how about some folks
our are viewers would just love...
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an exclusive interview with a
wrench and beautiful father...
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of beautiful twins.
Mrs. Swain, Mr. Swain!
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Ugliest baby I've ever seen.
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Shure they've give send back.
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Oversize hands, oversize feets,
Oversize brains.
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I got a call to head vet
in San Diego Zoo.
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I've never seen
anyone like this...
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- Honey, there you are.
- My sweet, come to mama.
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Honey, the ugly babies,
they are not ours.
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He had a beautiful baby!
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But they have all
their fingers and toes?
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Yes, they've all the
fingers and toes.
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- They have two eyes?
- Two eyes.
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No, I mean each one has two eyes
not two eyes between them.
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No, my dear,
they're not cyclops.
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But they might as well be cyclops,
that's what you're saying isn't it?
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Of course not.
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This is Lum Fung People's
Republic of China's spy...
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Number five thousand six
hundred and thirteen, calling.
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Coming, People's Republic
headquarters, over.
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Yes, Lum Fung.
Have you found the twins?
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Ugly. I have found the biggest
ugliest twins in history.
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I have a news
update for you.
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The People's Republic of China
has just announced they...
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are severing relations with
every country on this planet.
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And their ambassador
will be here to talk about.
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And that'll be right
after this really important...
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message from
one of our sponsors.
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We're 20 seconds into
the commercial 40 to go.
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Ready music,
ready tonneau car.
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ready tell us any.
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Well give my regards to China.
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- Her name?
- Ambassador Ah Fong.
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Commercials on right now.
So why don't you set up.
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35 seconds the air. Merv,
the Chinese Ambassador is here.
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Merv, Merv!
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Good.
Thank you, guys.
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Fine now you leave
that right there, sir.
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And the boys leave.
You can all go in and watch...
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- the show in the control room, huh?
- I stay right here.
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You can't. We have cameras
and booms and lights.
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- you're gonna be in the way.
- I stay right here.
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I guard or no dice.
we go back home.
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No, no, no!
Lou, Lou.
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The guys can shoot
around the zipperhead?
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I care, ok.
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He's on!
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The ambassador to the United Nations
from the People's Republic of China...
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Mr. Ah Fong announced
at noon today...
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that his country is
severing all relations.
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Diplomatic, commercial and cultural
with all other nations on earth.
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Without further we do.
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I have the honor of
presenting Mr. A Fong.
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Mr. A Fong, when
you say the China is...
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severing relations for
the rest of the world.
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Is that because China is mad at
something that somebody did.
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Definitely not.
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You see and the rest of the world
has nothing left to offer us.
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You very backward.
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They would not
appreciate some of the...
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things that we would
be willing to share.
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Have you solved all the
problems that we are.
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Oh, no.
Not quietly.
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We are still in the dark ages
on simple little things in life.
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Little things, gravity.
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Is there a chance that China
will ever allow a visitor in again.
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Of course, as long as he or she
is willing to sleep in an icebox.
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And live all further half
a pound of rice a year.
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Well, I guess that excludes me.
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Oh, boy!
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I wonder Mr. A Fong.
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Could you leave us today with
some words of wisdom.
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Oh well...
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I understand that you are
happy the way you are.
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Enormous sweaty backward kind of
people but if you happy that way.
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You have my blessings.
I would like to leave you...
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you however with the
key through success...
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of Chinese sciences.
The key might be found in one word.
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Twins, twins.
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Remember the words of Confucius.
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He's the one they said:
Two heads are better than one.
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I love your idiomatic
expressions.
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In fact I have a very appropriate
expression for living you.
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And that is to you the
people of the United States.
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Up your ass
with Mobil gas!
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I never say ass on
network television.
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Oh shit!
I just did.
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Hey Mon!
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I do, you mustn't
blame yourself.
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The whole natural order is going skew with
the mainland Chinese two inches higher.
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And gasoline up to $28 a pint.
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And that's your old family doctor.
I must do what is best for you and Caleb.
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I want you to go home as
though nothing has happened.
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The Twins will stay here where we
have the finest life-support systems.
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Apart from the Chinese, of course.
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And we'll keep them alive as long as we
possibly, can maybe weeks, maybe months.
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But that should be
our ordeal not yours.
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Neither you and Caleb owe it to the
world to go on being beautiful.
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And rich, and cheerful.
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Yes you're probably right.
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Oh you're always right.
but I...
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I want they won't
live the hospital.
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I want them in a place in
case they notice something.
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I just wanted to feel...
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that they're at the
center of things and...
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that they're at home.
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I do you need say no
more it shall be done.
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- You're the boss.
- Yes.
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- I want job.
- In the cook?
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Well, we do need a cook.
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But I have to ask you.
Are you a communist?
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No. I'm in this bullshit.
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Lun Fun crazy about.
Free enterprise!
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Your face looks
very familiar to me.
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We all look alike.
All can same damn face.
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Well you'd have to cook for a staff
of 30 people and two children.
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- Do you like children?
- Bet your heats.
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Welcome then, thank you.
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- I am Sylvester.
- Sylvester.
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The butler.
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You remember?
You advertised in the mortician sweep.
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Don't worry I said you can
put the children in my hands.
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I will treat them
just I would my owns.
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I would go in familiarize myself
with my private quarters.
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Just, just a moment...
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- My name is Quentin.
- Who.
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I'm a handyman.
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The financials news.
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Gasoline has risen to all time high,
one thousand dollars a gallon.
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Forcing even the
wealthiest to convert...
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to the low performance energy
produced by chicken droppings.
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For the fifteenth year in a
row the big three of Detroit...
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have again announced that there will
be no new models produced this year.
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They have turned their entire
production capacities...
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over to making chicken
poo converters.
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To replace the gasoline
powered engines of the...
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thousands of abandoned cars
that litter our highways.
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- Darling, Dr. Frankenstein is here.
- I'm not sick!
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It's my life that's sick.
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Here comes the famous faithful
old family doctor once again.
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My dear...
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I dropped everything!
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The moment I heard that my
favorite little baby of all are sick.
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Roll over.
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I'm not a baby anymore.
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I did.
I delivered it you.
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- You'll always be a baby to me.
- That's not all you've delivered.
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- Oh, so that's the trouble again.
- And it always will be.
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How long did you
say they would live?
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- A day? Two days?
- I forget it.
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Two weeks?
Two months at most?
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Oh, my dear.
Doctors don't know everything.
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- We're not China men
- It's been 15 years.
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Something is telling me
then I must see them.
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You don't know
what they look like.
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They have become so ugly.
I've hesitate even to describe them.
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Well, what about their intelligence?
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Level with a cattle ups.
I'd say.
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- Cattle ups?
- Zucchinis then.
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My dear,
they have each other.
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You mustn't suppose they're
starved for affection,
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They adore each other.
They even suck each other thumbs.
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Only there was some sort of sign,
telling me what to do.
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- What's that?
- Something from outer space.
242
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Take in the kitchen
you camera.
243
00:16:29,011 --> 00:16:31,183
- It's a flying clamps.
- No, it's a fortune cookie.
244
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:53,189
Hello Mrs. Swain.
245
00:17:53,687 --> 00:17:56,160
How come you pay
no attention to the...
246
00:17:56,161 --> 00:17:59,140
wonderful clue I give
to the American people.
247
00:17:59,615 --> 00:18:00,894
Who are you?
248
00:18:00,895 --> 00:18:04,304
I am Ah Fong, the former
Ambassador from China.
249
00:18:05,278 --> 00:18:07,804
You didn't see me on
television 15 years ago?
250
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,972
Yes, yes we did.
251
00:18:10,973 --> 00:18:12,601
You bet your ass you did.
252
00:18:13,088 --> 00:18:15,215
We hit the highest Nielsen
rating for a low shot...
253
00:18:15,216 --> 00:18:18,182
in the entire history
of the american television.
254
00:18:18,354 --> 00:18:20,661
I said that the reason
for success in...
255
00:18:20,662 --> 00:18:23,939
Chinese science is twins,
now you have twins.
256
00:18:24,016 --> 00:18:25,783
You can't put two
and two together?
257
00:18:25,784 --> 00:18:27,348
You know about our twins?
258
00:18:27,556 --> 00:18:29,333
Then sad more than
you people do.
259
00:18:29,670 --> 00:18:32,154
You have Wilbur and Eliza.
260
00:18:32,215 --> 00:18:35,236
You have been spying on
my poor little monsters.
261
00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:37,959
We found out in the
People's Republic of China...
262
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,668
if you put two lonely ugly not
good-for-nothing twins together,
263
00:18:43,814 --> 00:18:46,122
for long enough time,
nighttime daytime,
264
00:18:46,302 --> 00:18:48,172
you let them communicate,
they come out...
265
00:18:48,173 --> 00:18:50,814
with a genius to put
Albert Einstein to shame.
266
00:18:50,815 --> 00:18:52,432
Not my two.
267
00:18:52,986 --> 00:18:54,374
We must get this together.
268
00:18:54,990 --> 00:18:59,141
You people the way you are,
you're jacking down this entire planet.
269
00:18:59,142 --> 00:19:01,953
Everybody conversation
turn to chicken shit.
270
00:19:01,954 --> 00:19:04,647
Please come on with Chinese.
We're nice people.
271
00:19:04,648 --> 00:19:07,195
We're not bad guys
We're just businessmen.
272
00:19:07,196 --> 00:19:07,991
Right?
273
00:19:07,992 --> 00:19:12,295
All we wanna do is negotiate,
a little contract for control the gravity.
274
00:19:12,539 --> 00:19:14,949
And we want approval.
We want your approval.
275
00:19:14,956 --> 00:19:18,152
We want the people's approval.
We want the president's approval.
276
00:19:18,182 --> 00:19:21,713
You go in and call President,
now you tell that dumb son of bitch...
277
00:19:21,714 --> 00:19:25,800
that a major natural resource
for this country is right here.
278
00:19:26,363 --> 00:19:28,002
Wilbur and Eliza.
279
00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:42,301
This is a sure queer planet.
280
00:20:42,799 --> 00:20:45,037
where the main idea...
281
00:20:45,573 --> 00:20:49,383
- is to be as dumb as possible.
- And if you're not dumb enough,
282
00:20:49,384 --> 00:20:52,032
you just drinking
some more champagne.
283
00:20:52,978 --> 00:20:56,287
And with all the champagne
Sylvester and servants drink,
284
00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:59,671
they must be considered the
dumbest people in the world.
285
00:21:00,556 --> 00:21:01,458
Yeah...
286
00:21:03,515 --> 00:21:05,069
well you know what?
287
00:21:06,449 --> 00:21:09,846
Sylvester says that mother and father...
288
00:21:10,748 --> 00:21:12,866
are more stupid than they are.
289
00:21:12,867 --> 00:21:14,308
I hope we had dumb
enough for then.
290
00:21:14,989 --> 00:21:17,673
I want mother
and father to be proud of us.
291
00:21:18,046 --> 00:21:19,330
Oh, they will be.
292
00:21:25,282 --> 00:21:27,567
You want to hear some
Moliere and French?
293
00:21:28,397 --> 00:21:31,231
- Physics?
- Physics!
294
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,073
- Physics.
- Physics.
295
00:21:33,933 --> 00:21:36,325
- A theory of gravity.
- Okey-dokey.
296
00:21:38,112 --> 00:21:40,184
Yeah, and you know.
297
00:21:40,185 --> 00:21:43,825
That's about the best hiding
place we ever came up with.
298
00:21:43,826 --> 00:21:45,941
- Sure is.
- Yeah.
299
00:21:52,793 --> 00:21:56,390
Ah, our essay on beekeeping.
300
00:21:57,789 --> 00:22:01,374
- That was lashed.
- This so easy too.
301
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:04,827
Oh, our essay
on how to cure...
302
00:22:04,828 --> 00:22:08,223
the social troubles in America.
303
00:22:08,224 --> 00:22:11,687
Is no obvious the solution.
Is just...
304
00:22:11,688 --> 00:22:13,469
Oh! Our essay.
305
00:22:14,814 --> 00:22:18,135
On the five variant
steps of waltz.
306
00:22:18,136 --> 00:22:20,964
Oh. I love to dance with you.
307
00:23:12,736 --> 00:23:15,364
Drop to young masters.
308
00:23:16,874 --> 00:23:20,195
The indestructible twins.
309
00:23:20,493 --> 00:23:25,697
I predict it will live to be
thousand years old.
310
00:23:43,978 --> 00:23:45,961
Quentin, put me down.
311
00:23:46,738 --> 00:23:48,462
Put me down, animal.
312
00:23:52,850 --> 00:23:54,467
What's is that?
313
00:23:56,918 --> 00:23:57,918
Telephone.
314
00:24:01,052 --> 00:24:04,067
You can't be the neighbors,
to complains about noise.
315
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,937
We are having any neighbors.
316
00:24:08,245 --> 00:24:09,954
- Hello.
- Hello.
317
00:24:09,955 --> 00:24:12,028
- Hello, who's there?
- Sylvester speaking.
318
00:24:12,029 --> 00:24:14,913
Sylvester, is Mr. Caleb.
Caleb Rockefeller Swain.
319
00:24:15,733 --> 00:24:17,659
- Mr. Swain?
- Hello...
320
00:24:18,017 --> 00:24:20,321
Is there anyone
here who called Mr...
321
00:24:21,867 --> 00:24:23,990
- Mr. Swain
- Sylvester.
322
00:24:23,991 --> 00:24:27,522
- How nice to hear your voice again, Sr.
- Yes.
323
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:31,707
Yes, well Sylvester, my wife
and I will be there tomorrow.
324
00:24:31,926 --> 00:24:34,797
In the afternoon,
along with dr. Frankenstein...
325
00:24:35,026 --> 00:24:37,732
and then we'll be meeting the
President of the United States.
326
00:24:37,733 --> 00:24:39,734
And he'll have two Secret
Service men with him.
327
00:24:39,735 --> 00:24:43,275
Yes, listen, if there's
anything we can do...
328
00:24:43,276 --> 00:24:47,061
for their wonderful
and adorable children of just...
329
00:24:48,013 --> 00:24:50,716
just tell and said
considered will be done.
330
00:24:50,717 --> 00:24:53,446
- Have any Encyclopedia Britannica?
- Encyclopedia...
331
00:24:54,436 --> 00:24:57,161
Any you monkeys who have
ordered an Encyclopedia Britannica?
332
00:24:57,373 --> 00:24:59,211
My brother-in-law used to self.
333
00:24:59,322 --> 00:25:00,974
That was two years ago.
334
00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:08,869
The feeling was said, no child
should grow up in a home...
335
00:25:08,870 --> 00:25:11,104
without the Encyclopedia
Britannica�s.
336
00:25:11,105 --> 00:25:13,168
Oh, course,
very good.
337
00:25:13,278 --> 00:25:15,807
You're right about the
Encyclopedia Britannica.
338
00:25:15,808 --> 00:25:18,435
Absolutely right,
they have a set there.
339
00:25:18,436 --> 00:25:21,807
Yes, and your children have
read it 10 times through.
340
00:25:22,753 --> 00:25:25,636
I know, because our most reliable
agent has been watching it.
341
00:25:25,948 --> 00:25:29,532
- The cook?
- Of course the cook.
342
00:25:29,752 --> 00:25:31,585
I knew his face was familiar.
343
00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:34,191
When I asked him if he's
a communist he said no.
344
00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:37,596
Yes, well you see he
was under orders to lie.
345
00:25:37,862 --> 00:25:40,570
What is the world coming to, when
you can't even trust the Chinese.
346
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:45,375
Look, you people go and can
acquainted with your children.
347
00:25:45,632 --> 00:25:48,718
And we'll come back real soon
and then we make a big deal...
348
00:25:48,719 --> 00:25:50,538
for the controller gravity, okay?
349
00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:54,910
Well, we just felt that we had to see our
children in spite of what they became.
350
00:26:01,390 --> 00:26:05,359
There must have been days
of light gravity in olden time.
351
00:26:06,041 --> 00:26:09,832
And people play tiddlywinks
with huge chunks of stone.
352
00:26:09,867 --> 00:26:13,466
Or inhabitants from
other planets help them.
353
00:26:13,914 --> 00:26:16,551
Showing them the way
to neutralize gravity.
354
00:26:17,049 --> 00:26:19,951
How does our essay on
gravity begin again?
355
00:26:21,406 --> 00:26:24,538
With an apple hitting Sir
Isaac Newton on the head.
356
00:26:27,532 --> 00:26:29,647
How much gasoline we use?
357
00:26:29,648 --> 00:26:31,605
You better hit the sports car.
358
00:26:31,753 --> 00:26:33,496
I'll get out the horse's leg.
359
00:26:37,548 --> 00:26:39,443
Get the Kawasaki
out of there.
360
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,652
Mildred, take your panties
down up the flagpole.
361
00:26:43,653 --> 00:26:46,492
And run up a flurry.
It's a mess.
362
00:26:47,982 --> 00:26:51,251
I must worry like this.
I could wrinkles around my eyes.
363
00:27:08,881 --> 00:27:11,950
- Your cocktails, Mr. President.
- Thank you, Lieutenant.
364
00:27:14,670 --> 00:27:16,742
Wait, throw it again.
365
00:27:20,310 --> 00:27:24,226
Mr. President, we'll be landing
our destination at 1200 hours.
366
00:27:24,227 --> 00:27:25,182
Thank you, Anson.
367
00:27:25,337 --> 00:27:27,991
That's lieutenant, sir.
This is an airplane, not a boat.
368
00:27:28,535 --> 00:27:29,872
Oh yeah,
I keep forgetting.
369
00:27:29,873 --> 00:27:31,640
The depressive duty,
you know.
370
00:27:31,641 --> 00:27:32,871
At ease, at ease.
371
00:27:34,348 --> 00:27:36,770
It certainly is exciting to
re-establish contact with...
372
00:27:36,771 --> 00:27:39,064
the People's Republic of
China after all these years.
373
00:27:39,106 --> 00:27:41,968
Yes ensign, but they make
me feel like such a jackass.
374
00:27:42,296 --> 00:27:45,075
So far behind them is bicycle
contraceptive jelly name...
375
00:27:46,344 --> 00:27:48,718
It they've named
a slash to the mast.
376
00:27:48,719 --> 00:27:50,799
This must be a very
important mission.
377
00:27:52,765 --> 00:27:54,548
It's in the lap of the gods.
378
00:27:54,738 --> 00:27:56,423
Is everything all right
with you, Mr. President?
379
00:27:56,647 --> 00:27:58,220
Yes, yes, of course ensign.
380
00:27:58,739 --> 00:28:00,590
It just seems like there's
something troubling you.
381
00:28:00,615 --> 00:28:03,233
So embarrassing,
this airplane,
382
00:28:03,732 --> 00:28:05,047
Air Force One.
383
00:28:05,335 --> 00:28:07,852
One once a symbol
of a great nation.
384
00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:09,691
Powered by chicken shit.
385
00:28:10,582 --> 00:28:13,045
Well we'd be walking if it
wasn't for chicken stuff?
386
00:28:13,899 --> 00:28:16,611
Yes, I guess I am grateful
for the damn stuff.
387
00:28:17,199 --> 00:28:19,211
Well as you Navy people say,
388
00:28:19,212 --> 00:28:22,317
Dawn the torpedoes Ridley
and full steam ahead.
389
00:28:23,711 --> 00:28:25,159
Dismissed.
390
00:28:28,925 --> 00:28:30,824
I like that boy.
391
00:28:34,348 --> 00:28:37,404
Sure... madam.
392
00:28:37,656 --> 00:28:40,063
Your faithful and
obedient servants...
393
00:28:40,291 --> 00:28:42,423
hope you are well service.
394
00:28:54,335 --> 00:28:56,034
"Bon app�tit".
395
00:30:58,962 --> 00:31:01,846
To think that our children
may actually be intelligent.
396
00:31:03,193 --> 00:31:04,410
Why wouldn't maybe?
397
00:31:04,411 --> 00:31:06,968
They come from perfectly
marvelous stock.
398
00:31:07,256 --> 00:31:09,552
Ford's, the Vanderpool's,
the Rockefeller's.
399
00:31:11,009 --> 00:31:14,059
I hope that it's alright for the
President to land on that old airstrip.
400
00:31:14,805 --> 00:31:16,940
That's why we've
got a vice president.
401
00:31:36,422 --> 00:31:38,652
"Oh l� l�" you both
look so very nice.
402
00:31:38,653 --> 00:31:40,722
The perfect ladies and gentlemen.
403
00:31:40,723 --> 00:31:42,852
Your parents would
be really proud of you.
404
00:31:46,886 --> 00:31:50,319
Just think, soon you'll be meeting
the President of the United States.
405
00:32:04,864 --> 00:32:09,513
My lord, my lady how wonderful
to meet you at last.
406
00:32:09,769 --> 00:32:11,652
Oh, we're not Lord
and Lady today.
407
00:32:11,653 --> 00:32:13,631
No, no, of course.
Silly of me.
408
00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:16,209
The president is already
ensconce to the library.
409
00:32:16,252 --> 00:32:17,591
Sylvester.
410
00:32:17,592 --> 00:32:19,458
Oh doctor how
distinguished to look.
411
00:32:19,459 --> 00:32:22,619
- May I take your briefcase
- No thank you, I'll keep it.
412
00:32:23,087 --> 00:32:26,968
I have some intelligence tests.
I will give to the children.
413
00:32:26,969 --> 00:32:30,491
The children. Yes, excellent, excellent.
Good idea, Sir.
414
00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:42,081
That class of chimpanzees.
415
00:32:43,438 --> 00:32:47,310
The doctor has brought you
some intelligence tests.
416
00:32:48,539 --> 00:32:50,655
Can you imagine that?
417
00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:54,637
Does a horse have
a feathers or hair?
418
00:32:55,127 --> 00:32:58,787
The horse has quills
Like a porcupine.
419
00:32:59,237 --> 00:33:00,910
Don't forget it.
420
00:33:01,941 --> 00:33:06,373
I wonder if it's time to teach you
the words for Mama and Papa.
421
00:33:07,490 --> 00:33:09,673
Say Papa.
422
00:33:16,032 --> 00:33:17,032
Say Mama.
423
00:33:20,239 --> 00:33:22,078
Church, I got it.
424
00:33:22,079 --> 00:33:24,308
Would you like some apple
cider, Mr. President.
425
00:33:24,841 --> 00:33:27,216
Is this all rest drink
in a house?
426
00:33:27,793 --> 00:33:29,265
Oh I'm terribly sorry,
Mr. President.
427
00:33:29,279 --> 00:33:31,175
I should have thought to
bring something along.
428
00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:32,840
But you see,
Dr. Frankenstein gathered...
429
00:33:32,907 --> 00:33:35,145
together this staff of people
to take care of the children.
430
00:33:35,146 --> 00:33:36,768
They all hate alcohol.
431
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:42,310
Distingued Sir, my
lady, Mr. President...
432
00:33:42,311 --> 00:33:43,791
the children are ready.
433
00:33:43,792 --> 00:33:46,084
Are the children really so smart?
434
00:33:46,431 --> 00:33:48,262
You must be the
Judge of them.
435
00:33:48,558 --> 00:33:52,481
I've come love so it isn't
possible for me to be objective.
436
00:33:52,482 --> 00:33:56,294
Well the Chinese are the greatest
resources country as today.
437
00:33:56,570 --> 00:34:00,098
And note the Chinese cannot been mistake.
Anybody, anything don't miss.
438
00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:02,355
I'm so proud.
439
00:34:08,348 --> 00:34:10,137
Without further I do.
440
00:34:11,211 --> 00:34:14,801
May I present master Wilbur...
441
00:34:14,802 --> 00:34:17,314
and Mistress Eliza.
442
00:34:41,924 --> 00:34:45,970
Children these
are your parents.
443
00:34:53,426 --> 00:34:56,873
And this is the President
of the United States.
444
00:34:56,874 --> 00:35:01,074
Second most powerful and richest
nation in the whole world.
445
00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:08,103
- Oh please God, let me faint.
- Me too.
446
00:35:08,190 --> 00:35:10,802
Come on kids, you can
do better than this.
447
00:35:11,455 --> 00:35:15,510
I want you to give them a
welcome they will never forget.
448
00:38:02,362 --> 00:38:04,167
- Maria?
- "Oui, madam".
449
00:38:04,598 --> 00:38:06,183
Where are the children now?
450
00:38:06,184 --> 00:38:09,225
- Beyond their bedroom
- Are they all right?
451
00:38:09,365 --> 00:38:11,841
I don't know madam, they
were sprayed with mace.
452
00:38:13,912 --> 00:38:15,936
That was necessary
I suppose?
453
00:38:15,937 --> 00:38:17,986
So we think.
454
00:38:17,987 --> 00:38:19,671
Well has it ever before?
455
00:38:20,012 --> 00:38:22,064
I don't think so.
456
00:38:22,065 --> 00:38:23,700
Then it was all our fault?
457
00:38:25,684 --> 00:38:28,820
How could I
have given birth...
458
00:38:28,821 --> 00:38:31,854
to two drooling totem poles.
459
00:38:32,522 --> 00:38:34,386
It couldn't be helped darling,
that's all in the past.
460
00:38:34,387 --> 00:38:37,913
What a cruel joke for
the Chinese to play.
461
00:38:37,914 --> 00:38:39,227
What was the point of that?
462
00:38:39,975 --> 00:38:42,114
They don't think like
a great of people.
463
00:38:43,146 --> 00:38:44,277
A gullible.
464
00:38:44,278 --> 00:38:48,500
I actually believe that they would
be spouting Latin, Greek and...
465
00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:51,121
- algebra, literature...
- Spanish, literature.
466
00:38:51,431 --> 00:38:54,112
I was gullible too.
I feel just like you.
467
00:39:20,804 --> 00:39:22,812
Quickly, get the mace.
468
00:39:23,238 --> 00:39:24,238
No! No.
469
00:39:25,959 --> 00:39:27,439
I want talk to them.
470
00:39:28,383 --> 00:39:29,449
You can't, madam.
471
00:39:30,046 --> 00:39:32,053
They could reach your head of.
472
00:39:39,666 --> 00:39:41,262
I am your mother.
473
00:39:43,021 --> 00:39:45,257
Not that you know
what mother means.
474
00:39:45,962 --> 00:39:49,336
And your mother is
leaving you now forever.
475
00:39:50,862 --> 00:39:52,788
If they're having the least...
476
00:39:53,703 --> 00:39:56,447
flicker of intelligence
in your are the...
477
00:39:56,448 --> 00:39:59,543
least syllable of
language on your lips...
478
00:40:00,090 --> 00:40:03,466
I came here with,
the sort of maybe.
479
00:40:03,857 --> 00:40:05,376
Starting over again
and beginning...
480
00:40:05,377 --> 00:40:07,857
of them we have
some sort just...
481
00:40:07,858 --> 00:40:12,192
It's cruel and stupid of me
to insist on this little sign.
482
00:40:12,193 --> 00:40:15,237
If I can truly love you,
and I just...
483
00:40:15,870 --> 00:40:18,514
Well, I have nothing but
contempt for myself.
484
00:40:21,810 --> 00:40:24,098
Good luck...
485
00:40:24,099 --> 00:40:25,447
and goodbye.
486
00:40:35,868 --> 00:40:36,649
Mother?
487
00:40:37,190 --> 00:40:40,579
Oh God, what a time
to die by accident.
488
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:42,858
Mother dear?
489
00:40:43,263 --> 00:40:47,069
- Mother, look at us please.
- Mr. and Mrs. Swain.
490
00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:51,041
Mr. and Mrs. Caleb
Rockefeller Swain.
491
00:40:51,433 --> 00:40:55,418
From 229 Peacock,
Santa Barbara, California.
492
00:40:55,419 --> 00:40:56,723
I'm so scared.
493
00:40:56,724 --> 00:40:58,409
Be not afraid, mother.
494
00:40:58,554 --> 00:41:01,244
We bring you tidings
of great joy.
495
00:41:02,008 --> 00:41:04,107
Listen, we are not dumb.
496
00:41:05,055 --> 00:41:07,371
We just thought that
you will want it very...
497
00:41:07,372 --> 00:41:09,829
much for us to be as
dumb as possible.
498
00:41:11,122 --> 00:41:14,122
(speaking French)
499
00:41:15,492 --> 00:41:17,073
This is a very wee planet.
500
00:41:17,074 --> 00:41:20,866
It's just so confusing for us
because it's good to be dumb...
501
00:41:20,965 --> 00:41:22,625
and it's bad to be smart.
502
00:41:23,097 --> 00:41:25,149
You know, do as the Romans do.
503
00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:30,011
when you in Rome,
is not headed back with.
504
00:41:30,012 --> 00:41:32,365
I swear this is
the first sign...
505
00:41:32,366 --> 00:41:35,898
of intelligent life
never an observed in.
506
00:41:35,899 --> 00:41:39,519
Any time we showed what you
found some way to put it out.
507
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:40,748
Yeah.
508
00:41:41,271 --> 00:41:45,420
I have some intelligence tests. So
we find out what we have here got.
509
00:41:46,181 --> 00:41:50,037
All this just totally turned
my world, upside down.
510
00:41:51,753 --> 00:41:55,162
And by George, the whole
family are reunited.
511
00:42:01,460 --> 00:42:04,449
- Wait my sister.
- Don't worried about her.
512
00:42:05,890 --> 00:42:08,059
Well, we've never
been apart before.
513
00:42:09,108 --> 00:42:12,547
Hey, this feels terrible.
I've been cutting half.
514
00:42:12,889 --> 00:42:14,669
You'll have to get
used to, don't you?
515
00:42:15,973 --> 00:42:19,436
You know. I feel
dumb without Eliza.
516
00:42:21,479 --> 00:42:23,539
Start.
517
00:43:11,710 --> 00:43:14,728
Well, I have to confess that
I've rather underestimated...
518
00:43:14,729 --> 00:43:16,863
the intelligence of
the twins in the past.
519
00:43:16,864 --> 00:43:18,187
I apologize for that.
520
00:43:18,594 --> 00:43:20,903
You know, a few of these
tests I've just made.
521
00:43:20,904 --> 00:43:22,509
I didn't miss by all that much.
522
00:43:23,392 --> 00:43:26,140
It's true that this boy has
learned to read and write.
523
00:43:26,218 --> 00:43:29,822
Which I suppose wiser about
ten times as smart as the girl.
524
00:43:30,404 --> 00:43:34,592
But incidentally they both said that
a horse has quills like a porcupine.
525
00:43:35,935 --> 00:43:38,400
- A horse has hair.
- good for you.
526
00:43:40,036 --> 00:43:42,381
I feel as though life
has used me as a yo-yo.
527
00:43:42,830 --> 00:43:45,071
You know, the boy should
go to a military academy.
528
00:43:45,072 --> 00:43:48,461
He'll learned discipline there and he'd
learned how to relate to other people.
529
00:43:49,491 --> 00:43:51,749
Very good one is
about 50 miles from here.
530
00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:54,115
It's run by an
old friend of mine.
531
00:43:54,116 --> 00:43:57,587
- What about the girl?
- I think the girl should stay here.
532
00:43:57,588 --> 00:43:59,552
I mean in familiar surroundings.
533
00:43:59,809 --> 00:44:01,776
You could cut way
down on the stop.
534
00:44:01,916 --> 00:44:04,398
What you did to
make her happy?
535
00:44:06,131 --> 00:44:08,779
a box of crayons,
a doll, yeah.
536
00:44:08,780 --> 00:44:11,669
I'd better mosey on back
to the White House.
537
00:44:11,670 --> 00:44:12,938
I had a wonderful time here.
538
00:44:13,093 --> 00:44:15,532
I awfully sorry that our
babies weren't smarter.
539
00:44:15,533 --> 00:44:17,688
Yeah, well, we gave it a shot.
540
00:44:18,637 --> 00:44:20,611
- Hi.
- Hi.
541
00:44:23,666 --> 00:44:26,121
We would like to take
the test over again.
542
00:44:26,256 --> 00:44:29,255
- That's hardly necessary.
- Would like to take it together.
543
00:44:29,519 --> 00:44:31,983
If you would let us
sit side-by-side.
544
00:44:32,977 --> 00:44:35,791
No! I'm perfectly satisfied with
the results as they are.
545
00:44:36,268 --> 00:44:39,760
Now just a minute. I might
be a simple soul from Illinois.
546
00:44:39,893 --> 00:44:42,448
But I also happen to be president
of a once great nation.
547
00:44:43,023 --> 00:44:46,194
Whose entire economy
is powered by chicken shit.
548
00:44:47,202 --> 00:44:49,357
Now, if you, two kids think
you can perform some...
549
00:44:49,358 --> 00:44:51,347
kind of miracle by putting
your heads together.
550
00:44:52,042 --> 00:44:53,770
I for one would like to see it.
551
00:44:54,218 --> 00:44:58,776
Tell me, how can I get
America running again?
552
00:45:32,481 --> 00:45:37,232
Children you have to do that?
Surely you can think without...
553
00:45:41,910 --> 00:45:43,463
We don't understand.
554
00:45:43,464 --> 00:45:45,813
May also such thing
as be in too close.
555
00:45:47,821 --> 00:45:48,821
There is...
556
00:45:48,975 --> 00:45:52,302
Especially for brothers
and sisters you see its...
557
00:45:55,672 --> 00:45:59,975
Caleb tell the children
about... the incest... taboo.
558
00:46:00,659 --> 00:46:01,710
Yes, my darling.
559
00:46:01,942 --> 00:46:05,118
The incest taboo back
in the olden times in...
560
00:46:05,119 --> 00:46:08,227
Egypt and King Arthur
novel and all of that.
561
00:46:08,319 --> 00:46:12,952
People noticed that when
relatives married and had babies.
562
00:46:13,089 --> 00:46:17,275
The children usually turn
down dumb and funny-looking.
563
00:46:18,008 --> 00:46:20,429
Oh! So your and mother
were relatives?
564
00:46:20,701 --> 00:46:23,415
Of course not, why would you
ask such a stupid question?
565
00:46:23,416 --> 00:46:25,566
Well because my sister
and I are preach.
566
00:46:27,572 --> 00:46:30,239
I think this conversation
has gone askew some way.
567
00:46:31,079 --> 00:46:34,874
Uh, just to try a little harder
to keep your hands to yourself.
568
00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:36,037
Try a little harder.
569
00:46:36,038 --> 00:46:38,050
See the president just
asked a question...
570
00:46:38,051 --> 00:46:39,978
that's the hardest one
we ever had to answer.
571
00:46:39,979 --> 00:46:42,504
Well what do you need to
do to answer the question?
572
00:46:43,486 --> 00:46:45,064
Take of your shoes.
573
00:46:45,402 --> 00:46:46,573
And embrace?
574
00:46:47,724 --> 00:46:49,604
So exchange touch.
575
00:46:52,591 --> 00:46:53,880
That's it!
That's it!
576
00:46:53,881 --> 00:46:55,488
All right.
That's all liked it.
577
00:46:55,489 --> 00:46:57,224
Pushed.
You learn to lead.
578
00:46:57,225 --> 00:46:59,675
Get the police get hold
of servants, I'm Busy!
579
00:46:59,676 --> 00:47:01,970
- I've pushed!
- Is all over!
580
00:47:07,049 --> 00:47:10,116
Use the stray jackets.
581
00:47:17,750 --> 00:47:20,984
There are some sacrifices
that no citizens should...
582
00:47:20,985 --> 00:47:23,547
ever have to make for
his or her country.
583
00:47:37,537 --> 00:47:39,886
What's that wagon
doing out there?
584
00:47:40,365 --> 00:47:42,251
They delivering ice cream?
585
00:47:42,252 --> 00:47:46,097
That's right, ice cream,
they delivering ice cream.
586
00:47:46,749 --> 00:47:48,778
I like ice cream.
587
00:47:54,386 --> 00:47:56,634
Guys, why you tell me
what this is all about?
588
00:47:56,635 --> 00:47:58,292
We gonna make you
a man, are you kid?
589
00:47:58,498 --> 00:48:00,322
Who's that bound
to happen anyway?
590
00:48:00,323 --> 00:48:03,616
- With my sister.
- Forget about your sister, kid.
591
00:48:04,329 --> 00:48:06,403
Okay where's the ladies,
she's my mother?
592
00:48:06,802 --> 00:48:08,914
She's gone.
She don�t wanna cry.
593
00:48:09,285 --> 00:48:10,901
Why, there's something
to cry about?
594
00:48:11,622 --> 00:48:13,140
Hey, there is something
very sad happening here.
595
00:48:13,179 --> 00:48:16,274
If Eliza was here she
would tell me what was.
596
00:48:18,412 --> 00:48:20,764
Hey, why lock me here?
What is happening?
597
00:48:23,118 --> 00:48:24,118
Eliza!
598
00:48:25,591 --> 00:48:26,591
Wilbur!
599
00:48:30,579 --> 00:48:34,935
Wilbur, wait for me!
600
00:48:47,977 --> 00:48:49,806
They're trying to separate us.
601
00:48:52,890 --> 00:48:54,455
Its close...
602
00:48:59,430 --> 00:49:01,298
- Just a little...
- My head!
603
00:49:12,028 --> 00:49:13,809
There goes my life.
604
00:49:13,810 --> 00:49:16,350
There's nothing I can do about.
605
00:49:24,610 --> 00:49:29,835
Eliza, Eliza. Quick, they try to
separating us. Eliza.
606
00:49:34,649 --> 00:49:35,649
Eliza.
607
00:49:50,415 --> 00:49:54,982
Miss Eliza, everything will
probably be well again.
608
00:49:56,528 --> 00:49:57,528
Why I'm crying?
609
00:49:58,487 --> 00:49:59,487
Try don't worry about.
610
00:50:00,019 --> 00:50:05,692
I can't think my brain just
seems to be... flying away.
611
00:50:05,693 --> 00:50:10,308
Come, come in. He has
better there, you see.
612
00:50:10,309 --> 00:50:12,154
You shall only...
613
00:50:15,072 --> 00:50:19,697
- It'd appear the plan is failing.
- Do not be so quick to judge.
614
00:50:20,297 --> 00:50:22,548
They have touched the
heart of Sylvester.
615
00:50:22,684 --> 00:50:24,631
Soon we may be able
to reach others.
616
00:50:25,272 --> 00:50:27,942
And with love,
comes understanding.
617
00:50:28,303 --> 00:50:30,827
Let's be patient a little longer.
618
00:51:12,939 --> 00:51:14,245
- Mr. Swain.
- Colonel Sharp.
619
00:51:14,246 --> 00:51:15,246
How do you do?
620
00:51:16,013 --> 00:51:17,013
How do you do?
621
00:51:22,674 --> 00:51:23,585
I cannot believe it.
622
00:51:23,886 --> 00:51:26,715
He looked like a
loser few weeks ago.
623
00:51:26,716 --> 00:51:28,846
Ah he still looks like
a loser, Mrs. Swain.
624
00:51:28,847 --> 00:51:31,819
That's why we had to give him
that disguise first day here.
625
00:51:31,928 --> 00:51:35,169
Get everybody out of
there which, specially me.
626
00:51:38,251 --> 00:51:42,801
Colonel, is that real
instructor Chinese?
627
00:51:43,578 --> 00:51:45,463
You're a great
judge of character.
628
00:51:45,885 --> 00:51:48,883
He is Chinese.
The best instructor we have.
629
00:51:51,004 --> 00:51:54,488
Looks like a cook we have
turned out to be a communist spy.
630
00:51:55,284 --> 00:51:59,316
Don't you worry about that.
I had him checked out myself.
631
00:52:25,226 --> 00:52:28,320
Cadet Swain.
one step forward.
632
00:52:28,355 --> 00:52:32,495
Step!
633
00:52:32,496 --> 00:52:35,787
Who is the biggest
cry baby in this outfit.
634
00:52:35,788 --> 00:52:41,315
Cadet Wilbur Rockefeller
Wayne, sir.
635
00:52:42,170 --> 00:52:44,620
He cry all night and every
night for his sister?
636
00:52:44,979 --> 00:52:48,315
- Yeah! Yes, yes, sir.
- Okay cadet Wayne,
637
00:52:48,316 --> 00:52:52,553
you tell us.
What's the name of his sister.
638
00:52:52,554 --> 00:52:56,136
I can't remember, sir.
639
00:52:56,349 --> 00:52:59,384
Very good. Cadet Swain
one step backward.
640
00:52:59,490 --> 00:53:01,625
- What one?
- Step!
641
00:53:06,799 --> 00:53:09,587
It�s a miracle he can't
remember his sister's name.
642
00:53:09,648 --> 00:53:11,807
No miracle about,
Mrs. Wayne.
643
00:53:11,955 --> 00:53:15,496
We deprive them of sleep
and if they wet their bed...
644
00:53:18,035 --> 00:53:20,507
we use electric type.
645
00:53:21,354 --> 00:53:23,583
I would wish that there was
a place it here, for Eliza.
646
00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:47,042
Perhaps if you poured something
spaghetti sauce on me.
647
00:53:50,012 --> 00:53:51,012
Carefully.
648
00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:58,543
Oh, It�s so funny with
both in the face.
649
00:54:03,616 --> 00:54:06,879
Oh please sleep in your own
room instead of the Attic.
650
00:54:06,914 --> 00:54:09,607
There are bats there.
651
00:54:11,495 --> 00:54:14,018
They are my friends.
652
00:54:14,019 --> 00:54:17,492
That's our animals that
God made for ugly people.
653
00:54:18,548 --> 00:54:23,204
- At least put a reading light.
- I can't read.
654
00:54:23,236 --> 00:54:25,471
I would be glad
to read to you.
655
00:54:25,472 --> 00:54:27,303
I could concentrate.
656
00:54:27,690 --> 00:54:30,083
You're not the
missing half of me.
657
00:54:43,748 --> 00:54:48,548
If these walls could speak,
what stories they could tell.
658
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,836
We got some more
liquor in the basement.
659
00:55:09,416 --> 00:55:14,646
Sure, I Think we
could fall down...
660
00:55:15,234 --> 00:55:18,576
wake up with our
heads in the toilet.
661
00:55:20,729 --> 00:55:25,180
Drink doesn't solve
any problems.
662
00:55:28,132 --> 00:55:30,540
We are more fun than that.
663
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:37,162
Joy of ignorance.
664
00:55:38,043 --> 00:55:44,040
Enjoy have not knowing that
anything important is going on.
665
00:55:47,935 --> 00:55:52,326
We thought we were
superior to twins.
666
00:55:53,269 --> 00:55:56,001
If you thought the only thing.
667
00:55:57,564 --> 00:56:03,250
And all the way, we live together,
they were...
668
00:56:03,251 --> 00:56:07,378
cute and loving and
forgiving presence.
669
00:56:11,664 --> 00:56:13,973
I was too dumb to know it.
670
00:56:15,367 --> 00:56:17,165
Well we don't have
to get drunk.
671
00:56:17,166 --> 00:56:20,261
We still got three thousand
gallons of gasoline.
672
00:56:20,965 --> 00:56:23,686
Probably the last gasoline
in the whole world.
673
00:56:23,913 --> 00:56:26,938
The car still runs,
you can take a spin.
674
00:56:30,358 --> 00:56:35,758
What a shallow idea of
fun you have, Quinn.
675
00:56:39,703 --> 00:56:42,521
Well. I'm not going to sit around
here and mope like you.
676
00:56:42,701 --> 00:56:45,810
Maybe those twins are wonderful
when they were together.
677
00:56:45,811 --> 00:56:49,664
But that girl up there
is just plain dumb.
678
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:16,015
Oh, My!
679
00:58:01,670 --> 00:58:03,432
Any more funny stuff we're gonna
blow the shit out of you.
680
00:58:03,433 --> 00:58:05,819
We have the former
ambassador, Ah Fong here.
681
00:58:06,319 --> 00:58:07,487
I didn't know.
682
00:58:07,488 --> 00:58:09,982
Fong throwing around
like a damn ping pong ball.
683
00:58:10,005 --> 00:58:12,525
I can't tell you how sorry I am.
684
00:58:12,526 --> 00:58:14,928
You think you're sorry?
We all butter up in here.
685
00:58:15,460 --> 00:58:17,768
That wasn't all
my fault, wasn't?
686
00:58:17,769 --> 00:58:19,341
Shit your pants on.
687
00:58:19,342 --> 00:58:21,822
Ah Fong wants speak to you.
688
00:58:29,588 --> 00:58:33,149
Are you the same Chinese
man or a different one.
689
00:58:33,397 --> 00:58:35,797
Oh yeah, very different
Chinese man.
690
00:58:35,859 --> 00:58:38,419
Wouldn't really have
zapped me woody?
691
00:58:38,420 --> 00:58:40,790
Oh yes,
it�s necessary.
692
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:42,256
I'm afraid.
693
00:58:42,257 --> 00:58:44,496
Oh, don't be afraid I
come with good news.
694
00:58:44,555 --> 00:58:46,603
See you go to your brother the two of...
695
00:58:46,604 --> 00:58:48,691
you get together you
can be smart again.
696
00:58:48,692 --> 00:58:50,589
Then everything
gonna be okay.
697
00:58:50,590 --> 00:58:53,680
Then we make a deal for
control the gravity.
698
00:58:54,037 --> 00:58:55,657
Where is my brother?
699
00:58:55,745 --> 00:58:59,224
The Custer Military
School for screwed boys.
700
00:58:59,225 --> 00:59:00,989
50 miles from here.
701
00:59:00,990 --> 00:59:03,903
- I should start walking
- Oh no need to walk.
702
00:59:04,102 --> 00:59:06,966
By outside the house
here under bales of straw...
703
00:59:06,967 --> 00:59:10,013
is a brand-new Ferrari
all gasp stop ready to go.
704
00:59:10,610 --> 00:59:12,343
I don't think I can drive.
705
00:59:12,344 --> 00:59:15,248
Any fool can drive you
just put key ignition,
706
00:59:15,249 --> 00:59:18,279
turn the key, push the
gas pedal and you're on.
707
00:59:19,964 --> 00:59:21,321
What's that?
708
00:59:22,551 --> 00:59:24,859
My car!
709
00:59:37,058 --> 00:59:38,690
Nice.
710
00:59:58,334 --> 01:00:00,266
- Wilbur!
- Who's there?
711
01:00:04,329 --> 01:00:06,013
Hold!
712
01:00:06,830 --> 01:00:08,310
Wilbur!
713
01:00:08,311 --> 01:00:09,806
Please, hold.
714
01:00:10,281 --> 01:00:11,965
I want to see my brother.
715
01:00:12,969 --> 01:00:14,978
I can't let anyone
in without permission.
716
01:00:15,199 --> 01:00:18,552
His name is Wilbur Swain.
717
01:00:18,553 --> 01:00:23,548
You tell him to come here,
you telling his sister is here.
718
01:00:24,284 --> 01:00:25,666
oh I know.
You're his sister.
719
01:00:27,573 --> 01:00:29,028
We're twins.
720
01:00:29,336 --> 01:00:30,336
Take a look!
721
01:00:52,113 --> 01:00:54,173
Wilbur!
722
01:00:57,782 --> 01:00:58,763
So what did you say?
723
01:00:58,847 --> 01:00:59,841
So I told General Patton:
724
01:00:59,842 --> 01:01:02,752
"Georgie you just took
the wrong goddamn Hill".
725
01:01:03,010 --> 01:01:04,445
Here's a study hall.
726
01:01:04,446 --> 01:01:06,230
Well. I just had to come
to see for myself.
727
01:01:06,231 --> 01:01:09,138
You know, Wilbur parents told me
how much you done for the boy.
728
01:01:09,481 --> 01:01:11,706
Well. They promised us a
brand new gymnasium.
729
01:01:11,707 --> 01:01:13,737
Oh, they did?
They're certainly good for it.
730
01:01:13,738 --> 01:01:15,397
They're the only
patients I've got.
731
01:01:17,584 --> 01:01:19,343
Wilbur!
732
01:01:25,650 --> 01:01:26,650
Wilbur, it�s me!
733
01:01:28,570 --> 01:01:30,364
- Colonel Sharp!
- Yes, sergeant.
734
01:01:30,365 --> 01:01:31,499
You want in the infirmary.
735
01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:33,392
So this happened
to cadet Stravinsky.
736
01:01:33,393 --> 01:01:35,505
His hair was suddenly white,
and he can't talk anymore.
737
01:01:35,506 --> 01:01:37,188
All right.
I'll be right with you.
738
01:01:37,189 --> 01:01:40,627
I'd appreciate very much if you come
and take a look at silence Stravinsky...
739
01:01:40,698 --> 01:01:43,690
before I put that Wickham
right into the mutant platton.
740
01:01:45,051 --> 01:01:46,338
Well keep up the
good work, Wilbur.
741
01:02:12,470 --> 01:02:14,618
No wonder your
parents don't like you.
742
01:02:15,003 --> 01:02:19,013
If I had kids like you...
I hate you.
743
01:02:19,304 --> 01:02:22,753
I don't hate you.
I love you.
744
01:03:35,288 --> 01:03:37,949
Where are you going?
Come back. Stop.
745
01:03:55,479 --> 01:03:58,173
Don't be afraid, Wilbur.
This is your sister.
746
01:03:59,412 --> 01:04:01,826
God Wilbur, what
if they done to you?
747
01:04:02,499 --> 01:04:04,465
What have they done to us?
748
01:04:05,156 --> 01:04:07,320
- Men.
- Yes, sir.
749
01:04:07,886 --> 01:04:09,912
- Do you have their sunglasses?
- Yes, sir.
750
01:04:09,913 --> 01:04:11,490
Put them on.
751
01:04:11,491 --> 01:04:14,239
I don't want you to see them
or your hair will turn white.
752
01:04:14,302 --> 01:04:17,223
You'll get a stroke.
Let me see your weapon.
753
01:04:21,434 --> 01:04:24,050
Civilians. Back road.
Catch them.
754
01:04:31,582 --> 01:04:35,547
Oh stalks, they're coming
after us with dogs.
755
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:39,482
God. I'm getting smarter
all the time just...
756
01:04:39,483 --> 01:04:42,513
being close to you
are you been smart too?
757
01:04:43,601 --> 01:04:44,601
Let�s on this.
Pull it!
758
01:04:51,738 --> 01:04:54,108
Please answer me.
759
01:05:02,716 --> 01:05:04,738
Please.
760
01:05:07,834 --> 01:05:11,076
That's not about it, and help
me figure out what to do.
761
01:05:32,285 --> 01:05:35,440
I love you.
I can't live without you.
762
01:05:38,218 --> 01:05:41,597
If we can't be together
as one just rather...
763
01:05:41,598 --> 01:05:43,728
wait here and eaten by dogs.
764
01:05:54,102 --> 01:05:55,197
What?
765
01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:56,760
No, so no more.
766
01:06:00,529 --> 01:06:05,914
My social scheme what everybody
could be happy and loving all the time.
767
01:06:06,099 --> 01:06:08,854
Are you saying about our social
reform do you remember they're...
768
01:06:08,855 --> 01:06:11,483
happy and loving all the time
no matter what the situation is.
769
01:06:12,052 --> 01:06:15,655
Is utopia where everybody in
a country has ten thousand...
770
01:06:15,656 --> 01:06:18,892
sisters and brothers and
a hundred thousand cousins.
771
01:06:19,043 --> 01:06:23,126
Everyone could be a should
new little name consisting of a noun.
772
01:06:23,581 --> 01:06:27,601
- Name of a flower or fruit.
- Or not a vegetable or gem...
773
01:06:28,181 --> 01:06:30,612
or bird or fish or mineral.
774
01:06:31,337 --> 01:06:34,079
With a hyphen to a
number between 1 and 20.
775
01:06:34,563 --> 01:06:36,949
And anyone that would have
the same middle name.
776
01:06:36,950 --> 01:06:38,153
Such as uranium.
777
01:06:38,332 --> 01:06:42,184
Would be cousins and anyone with the
same number will be brothers and sisters.
778
01:06:42,740 --> 01:06:46,473
Anywhere you would go and this big
country about you would have a relative.
779
01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:50,923
So that if you are finding with someone
chances are you would be in own family.
780
01:06:50,924 --> 01:06:52,584
You are okay
now, huh, Wilbur?
781
01:06:52,603 --> 01:06:55,533
But they gave me compulsive
shock treatment which
782
01:06:55,534 --> 01:06:58,894
accounted for my lack of
intelligence that I experienced.
783
01:06:58,895 --> 01:07:01,423
The Chinese have gotten
us back together again...
784
01:07:01,424 --> 01:07:04,718
in hopes of learning from us the final
equation for the modification and...
785
01:07:04,719 --> 01:07:08,002
and control of the
gravitational atmosphere.
786
01:07:08,003 --> 01:07:11,115
They would then master
the entire world.
787
01:07:11,436 --> 01:07:14,132
Yes, but we cannot go
to our parents because...
788
01:07:14,133 --> 01:07:17,115
they lacked the intelligence
and initiative we need.
789
01:07:17,116 --> 01:07:19,417
We need to deal
with this situation.
790
01:07:19,632 --> 01:07:22,110
The president although
a nice man from...
791
01:07:22,111 --> 01:07:25,001
Rochefort is too influenced
by those around him.
792
01:07:25,189 --> 01:07:29,337
And dr. Frankenstein is threatened by us
and he would like to separate us again.
793
01:07:29,338 --> 01:07:30,133
So we must...
794
01:07:30,134 --> 01:07:34,674
go back to the mansion finish
our essay on gravity and...
795
01:07:35,037 --> 01:07:39,824
and escape to someplace where
we can hide and hope we can...
796
01:07:39,825 --> 01:07:43,908
live together in
peace and happiness,
797
01:07:43,909 --> 01:07:45,564
Yeah.
798
01:07:48,739 --> 01:07:50,283
Hurry Wilbur, hurry.
799
01:08:08,365 --> 01:08:10,741
Master Wilbur...
Mistress Eliza.
800
01:08:29,122 --> 01:08:32,587
Colonel Sharp, sir. We have the enemy
trap behind his fault to door, sir.
801
01:08:33,159 --> 01:08:34,159
Put dogs out.
802
01:08:37,733 --> 01:08:40,228
Now I gave you
wet noses balls.
803
01:08:41,095 --> 01:08:43,974
Put down then
dammed obstacle.
804
01:08:47,379 --> 01:08:49,561
Stop. Pull you back.
805
01:08:51,270 --> 01:08:52,556
You!
806
01:08:52,557 --> 01:08:53,557
Boy.
807
01:08:56,764 --> 01:09:00,462
Now what in goddamn
hell is behind that obstacle?
808
01:09:00,463 --> 01:09:04,377
Nothing, sir. There are children's
dining room, Mr. "Shop".
809
01:09:04,769 --> 01:09:06,521
Mr. Sharp.
Is colonel Sharp.
810
01:09:06,522 --> 01:09:08,818
A Sharp, or Sir!
811
01:09:09,565 --> 01:09:11,817
Yes, sir. A Sharp.
812
01:09:13,555 --> 01:09:15,744
Its totally encased in steel.
813
01:09:15,745 --> 01:09:18,043
It was built at a time
when the children...
814
01:09:18,044 --> 01:09:19,728
were believed
to be dangerous.
815
01:09:20,469 --> 01:09:22,203
There is no way in.
816
01:09:22,867 --> 01:09:25,102
- Blast it!
- We must not harm the boy.
817
01:09:31,645 --> 01:09:33,753
Now, it's goodbye to
the gymnasium.
818
01:09:38,528 --> 01:09:39,745
Hold up now!
819
01:09:44,373 --> 01:09:45,997
I don't want to
lose that damn gym.
820
01:09:48,300 --> 01:09:49,952
Cadet Swain?
821
01:09:51,230 --> 01:09:53,183
Cadet Swain!
822
01:09:53,767 --> 01:09:55,813
This is the direct command.
823
01:09:56,133 --> 01:09:58,919
You come out right now
and there's not be casualties.
824
01:09:59,404 --> 01:10:00,404
And about my sister?
825
01:10:00,662 --> 01:10:02,265
Oh, we'll take
good care of her.
826
01:10:02,635 --> 01:10:06,128
Hell, we even got your
family doctor. Wilbur.
827
01:10:06,769 --> 01:10:08,293
Dr. Frankenstein?
828
01:10:08,294 --> 01:10:10,800
Wilbur, you remember me now.
829
01:10:11,574 --> 01:10:12,861
Oh, I certainly do.
830
01:10:13,669 --> 01:10:17,746
I've taken care of you since you
were knee-high to a grasshopper...
831
01:10:17,747 --> 01:10:19,057
to an elephant.
832
01:10:19,058 --> 01:10:21,288
You never knew anything
about either one of us.
833
01:10:21,534 --> 01:10:23,623
You self-serving fraud.
834
01:10:24,024 --> 01:10:25,485
Your sister told to
you said that?
835
01:10:25,834 --> 01:10:28,917
She's probably told you to say that
and the other rude and ungrateful things.
836
01:10:29,553 --> 01:10:31,435
Wilbur, as your family
doctor I order you...
837
01:10:31,436 --> 01:10:33,407
to come out of there
and get away from her.
838
01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:35,443
No! We never be part again.
839
01:10:35,836 --> 01:10:38,274
We would rather die
than be parted.
840
01:10:39,250 --> 01:10:41,131
Wilbur, we have to
concentrate harder.
841
01:10:46,408 --> 01:10:49,974
Maybe if we can fully understand
how to control gravity.
842
01:10:50,258 --> 01:10:52,622
We can somehow
get out of here.
843
01:10:53,352 --> 01:10:55,883
I'm not very good
under pressure.
844
01:11:05,606 --> 01:11:07,552
That's although the
experimental tenant...
845
01:11:07,553 --> 01:11:09,946
of general relativity
will not fully conclude.
846
01:11:09,947 --> 01:11:12,623
Wait a minute, call back to
the part about the photon.
847
01:11:12,624 --> 01:11:15,765
Yeah! Depending only upon a
conservation of energy and...
848
01:11:15,766 --> 01:11:19,490
mass of a proton of energy
being E over C squared.
849
01:11:19,491 --> 01:11:22,807
That's where Einstein
made his mistake.
850
01:11:23,578 --> 01:11:25,580
He got the mass of
a photon wrong.
851
01:11:26,008 --> 01:11:28,353
I know it. I can feel it.
I can smell it.
852
01:11:28,926 --> 01:11:31,572
- Well, you never been wrong yet.
- I know I'm right.
853
01:11:32,260 --> 01:11:34,559
We can go right where
Einstein went wrong.
854
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:36,948
We're so close.
We're so close
855
01:11:37,347 --> 01:11:38,976
- Hold me.
- Yes.
856
01:12:01,102 --> 01:12:02,818
Oh no, please.
Don't stop.
857
01:12:03,456 --> 01:12:06,103
On the contrary, we want
you to stay together.
858
01:12:06,351 --> 01:12:08,633
And stay smart as
you can possibly be.
859
01:12:09,114 --> 01:12:11,294
We want to take you
to China with us.
860
01:12:13,331 --> 01:12:15,022
We're not going
anywhere with you.
861
01:12:15,904 --> 01:12:17,748
I'm afraid you have no choice.
862
01:12:18,346 --> 01:12:21,340
After all, we are the most
powerful people in the world.
863
01:12:22,088 --> 01:12:25,562
If we wanted to, we could bless
you to smithereens right here.
864
01:12:26,146 --> 01:12:27,938
It couldn't help you
from the outsider.
865
01:12:27,973 --> 01:12:29,574
Nobody can help you.
866
01:12:29,575 --> 01:12:33,156
So please you just
give us the equation...
867
01:12:33,157 --> 01:12:36,143
to gravity and
come to China with us.
868
01:12:36,806 --> 01:12:39,213
Otherwise we blow
you away, right here.
869
01:12:40,148 --> 01:12:42,321
- We would rather die.
- We would rather die.
870
01:12:43,469 --> 01:12:47,108
Just like Americans always
the wrong decisions.
871
01:12:47,930 --> 01:12:50,121
So be it.
872
01:13:59,709 --> 01:14:03,937
Wilbur, Eliza,
do not be afraid.
873
01:14:05,846 --> 01:14:10,012
Chinese men,
put down your weapons.
874
01:14:12,418 --> 01:14:13,418
You are you?
875
01:14:13,429 --> 01:14:16,059
Someone who blow
you away, steward.
876
01:14:17,394 --> 01:14:19,317
Just asking.
877
01:14:24,569 --> 01:14:26,957
Twins, follow the light.
878
01:14:27,871 --> 01:14:29,445
It's time to go home.
879
01:15:01,834 --> 01:15:04,407
Welcome, Wilbur and Eliza.
880
01:15:05,335 --> 01:15:06,936
You are very special to us.
881
01:15:07,533 --> 01:15:10,048
We had hope the people
of this planet would have...
882
01:15:10,049 --> 01:15:12,666
benefited from your superior
wisdom and knowledge.
883
01:15:13,206 --> 01:15:16,280
There are to many Earthlings
were afraid of the unknown.
884
01:15:18,777 --> 01:15:22,531
We cannot help them until they learn
the true language of the universe.
885
01:15:23,028 --> 01:15:25,416
And stop seeing
and hearing with...
886
01:15:25,417 --> 01:15:28,008
their eyes and
ears begin to listen...
887
01:15:28,686 --> 01:15:29,686
the hearts.
888
01:15:30,268 --> 01:15:32,269
We Will have to
hope they do not...
889
01:15:32,270 --> 01:15:35,424
cause too much trouble
to the universe, until then.
890
01:15:42,902 --> 01:15:45,640
Come.
Let's go home.
891
01:17:19,846 --> 01:17:23,875
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