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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,173 --> 00:00:03,967 Previously on "Us"... 2 00:00:04,050 --> 00:00:06,595 What? Just imagine a montage. 3 00:00:06,928 --> 00:00:12,934 A group of fine-looking grad students were invited to a secret school for magic 4 00:00:13,018 --> 00:00:15,812 where a bunch of stuff happened that doesn't really matter, 5 00:00:15,896 --> 00:00:18,899 until they ran into a mysterious figure. 6 00:00:18,982 --> 00:00:21,693 The answer to a riddle they didn't even know to ask. 7 00:00:21,776 --> 00:00:23,153 It's you. 8 00:00:23,236 --> 00:00:24,696 Do you want this recap or not? 9 00:00:24,779 --> 00:00:28,491 So, yeah, it was me. Things were awesome. 10 00:00:28,575 --> 00:00:30,952 For a minute. We became kings and queens. 11 00:00:31,036 --> 00:00:33,330 Well, everybody but you. 12 00:00:33,413 --> 00:00:37,209 Everyone hooked up. I had a threesome with two harpies. 13 00:00:37,292 --> 00:00:39,586 Skip to the parts about me. 14 00:00:39,669 --> 00:00:42,714 JOSH: You had a lot of drama with your hands. 15 00:00:42,797 --> 00:00:45,842 You signed a billion-year contract with the Library 16 00:00:45,926 --> 00:00:47,219 to help out Kady. 17 00:00:47,302 --> 00:00:48,929 Wait, who's that? 18 00:00:49,137 --> 00:00:52,474 JOSH: Kady Orloff-Diaz? Love of your life? 19 00:00:52,557 --> 00:00:55,477 Looks like she could crack open your balls, because she can? 20 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:58,521 Well, it was a love for the ages. 21 00:00:58,605 --> 00:01:01,566 Despite the fact that Kady got in way over her head 22 00:01:01,650 --> 00:01:02,651 with some hedge witches. 23 00:01:02,734 --> 00:01:05,820 Especially her best bitch, Julia Wicker. Their term, not mine. 24 00:01:05,904 --> 00:01:06,905 (STAMMERS) I would never. 25 00:01:06,988 --> 00:01:11,326 Whatever went down definitely made them ex-best... 26 00:01:11,743 --> 00:01:12,744 Witches. 27 00:01:12,827 --> 00:01:15,580 Truthfully, the only person Kady can stand is you. 28 00:01:15,664 --> 00:01:17,791 And that pretty much cut both ways. 29 00:01:17,874 --> 00:01:19,918 No, come on, Penny, don't... Don't... Come on. 30 00:01:20,001 --> 00:01:22,587 JOSH: And then you died. Kind of. 31 00:01:22,671 --> 00:01:26,174 Meanwhile, magic got all jacked up. 32 00:01:27,050 --> 00:01:29,511 You know what's weird, that "jacked up" is bad, 33 00:01:29,594 --> 00:01:31,554 but "jacked off" is great. 34 00:01:31,638 --> 00:01:32,764 Focus, dude. 35 00:01:33,765 --> 00:01:36,643 So, with magic gone, a bunch of fairy dicks 36 00:01:36,726 --> 00:01:39,896 invaded Fillory, made Eliot and Margo look like derps, 37 00:01:39,980 --> 00:01:41,648 so the people revolted. 38 00:01:41,731 --> 00:01:42,774 Only ray of hope? 39 00:01:42,857 --> 00:01:45,026 Julia mysteriously still has magic. 40 00:01:45,110 --> 00:01:47,153 Why? Question mark! 41 00:01:47,237 --> 00:01:51,908 We got sent on a dope quest to find the Seven Keys that unlock magic. 42 00:01:51,992 --> 00:01:55,495 But the fourth one got dragon-gobbled and lost in the Underworld. 43 00:01:55,578 --> 00:01:59,124 The other Penny sent us the key, but never came back. 44 00:01:59,207 --> 00:02:01,918 Then came my grand adventure. 45 00:02:02,002 --> 00:02:03,003 Hard pass. 46 00:02:03,086 --> 00:02:05,922 I also saved the day in your dumb timeline. 47 00:02:06,006 --> 00:02:08,800 And snagged up key seven. Yeah, I was there for that. 48 00:02:08,883 --> 00:02:10,135 You didn't save shit. 49 00:02:10,218 --> 00:02:12,929 Now wait, you skipped the Sixth Key. 50 00:02:13,013 --> 00:02:14,681 This makes no goddamn sense. 51 00:02:14,764 --> 00:02:17,559 No, it's intentionally confusing. 52 00:02:17,642 --> 00:02:20,895 You see, Julia saved a bunch of fairies from slavery, 53 00:02:20,979 --> 00:02:23,732 so the Fairy Queen was like, "I have the Sixth Key, 54 00:02:23,815 --> 00:02:26,484 "but I'm not going to give it to you because she's..." 55 00:02:26,568 --> 00:02:28,903 A creamy bitch is what she is. 56 00:02:28,987 --> 00:02:31,573 JULIA: Meanwhile, Alice has been acting real fishy. 57 00:02:31,656 --> 00:02:32,741 Quentin was all like... 58 00:02:32,824 --> 00:02:33,825 Are you working for the Library? 59 00:02:33,908 --> 00:02:35,410 And she was all... Yes. 60 00:02:35,493 --> 00:02:39,080 And now, if you would please refer to the hookuplmurder chart. 61 00:02:39,164 --> 00:02:42,000 Penny got with the other Alice. 62 00:02:42,083 --> 00:02:43,126 Interesting. 63 00:02:43,209 --> 00:02:45,420 Now that we know who porked whom, 64 00:02:45,503 --> 00:02:49,174 let's go over who murdered whom. 65 00:02:49,507 --> 00:02:50,717 KADY: Penny? 66 00:02:52,719 --> 00:02:53,845 (EXCLAIMS) 67 00:02:58,016 --> 00:02:59,684 You're Kady. 68 00:03:01,269 --> 00:03:02,771 What's going on? 69 00:03:02,854 --> 00:03:05,065 I'm not your Penny. 70 00:03:09,527 --> 00:03:11,654 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 71 00:03:20,580 --> 00:03:22,457 (INDISTINCT WHISPERS) 72 00:03:22,999 --> 00:03:24,084 QUENTIN: Julia? 73 00:03:24,667 --> 00:03:25,668 Sorry, uh, what? 74 00:03:25,752 --> 00:03:28,505 What I'm saying is, if there's a monster behind the door, 75 00:03:28,588 --> 00:03:30,590 opening the door is probably not the smartest plan. 76 00:03:30,673 --> 00:03:34,177 But that's where magic is, like... What, we can't exactly just stop. 77 00:03:34,260 --> 00:03:36,388 Plus, this didn't come from the most reliable source. 78 00:03:36,471 --> 00:03:37,806 He was you. 79 00:03:37,889 --> 00:03:39,057 He was The Beast. 80 00:03:39,140 --> 00:03:42,268 Making decisions like this without understanding the consequences 81 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:44,604 is exactly why magic is gone. 82 00:03:45,647 --> 00:03:47,232 So we figure out if it's true. 83 00:03:47,315 --> 00:03:50,902 We... We search the castle, find out what's inside. 84 00:03:52,070 --> 00:03:53,863 We could ask the Library. 85 00:03:55,907 --> 00:03:58,368 Yeah, you're right. You should ask them. 86 00:03:58,451 --> 00:04:00,120 They say they want to help. 87 00:04:00,203 --> 00:04:01,579 It'd be nice if they actually did. 88 00:04:02,664 --> 00:04:04,207 I'll let you know what they say. 89 00:04:07,502 --> 00:04:08,586 Q... 90 00:04:11,297 --> 00:04:12,799 Do you have a better plan? 91 00:04:12,882 --> 00:04:14,676 JULIA: Yeah, maybe don't trust the Library? 92 00:04:14,759 --> 00:04:17,053 They literally snort the bones of fairies. 93 00:04:17,137 --> 00:04:18,721 We don't have to trust them. 94 00:04:18,805 --> 00:04:19,764 The Penny that you brought with you, 95 00:04:19,889 --> 00:04:21,182 the... Penny 23. 96 00:04:21,266 --> 00:04:22,267 Yeah, look. 97 00:04:22,350 --> 00:04:24,978 Ask him to follow Alice to the Library. 98 00:04:25,061 --> 00:04:27,897 He can Astral Project, they'll never even know he was there. 99 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:35,864 Catching up on the news? 100 00:04:36,656 --> 00:04:38,199 My timeline was post-apocalyptic, 101 00:04:38,283 --> 00:04:40,076 and it wasn't this fucked up. 102 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:43,788 Alice is meeting with the Library. 103 00:04:43,872 --> 00:04:46,082 We need you to follow her on the Astral Plane. 104 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:48,376 Q thinks you're more likely to say yes if I ask, 105 00:04:48,460 --> 00:04:52,255 because you and the other me shared a thing. 106 00:04:52,338 --> 00:04:54,841 But we both know that we're total strangers. 107 00:04:54,924 --> 00:04:56,468 So... Go on. 108 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:01,598 Well... See, this is a chance to unfuck magic. 109 00:05:01,931 --> 00:05:04,100 And as a new citizen of Timeline 40, 110 00:05:04,184 --> 00:05:07,020 that should be something you would want to do. 111 00:05:07,103 --> 00:05:08,438 Whoever asks. 112 00:05:10,315 --> 00:05:12,692 I have heard of the Castle at the End of the World. 113 00:05:12,775 --> 00:05:16,029 It was built by the gods, but its contents are secret by design. 114 00:05:16,112 --> 00:05:19,073 All we mortals know is that we are not meant to know. 115 00:05:19,157 --> 00:05:22,035 Why wouldn't they want you to know what's inside? 116 00:05:22,118 --> 00:05:24,871 Perhaps it is indeed the lair of a horrifying monster. 117 00:05:24,954 --> 00:05:28,291 Or perhaps they simply enjoy tormenting those of us 118 00:05:28,374 --> 00:05:31,628 who dedicate our lives to cataloging information. 119 00:05:31,711 --> 00:05:32,837 Well, whatever their motive, 120 00:05:32,921 --> 00:05:34,964 we'd be idiots to go in totally blind. 121 00:05:35,048 --> 00:05:36,799 Then ask someone who's been inside. 122 00:05:36,883 --> 00:05:37,884 A god. 123 00:05:37,967 --> 00:05:40,595 I believe your friends have had encounters with them. 124 00:05:40,678 --> 00:05:43,223 Now, there is another matter. 125 00:05:52,190 --> 00:05:54,108 ALICE: That's the Siphon? 126 00:05:56,819 --> 00:05:58,446 We thought it'd be bigger. 127 00:05:58,530 --> 00:06:01,699 It needs to be powered, and it requires a lot of energy. 128 00:06:01,783 --> 00:06:05,078 Our intended source has not fulfilled their end of our bargain. 129 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,456 Well, how am I supposed to use it? 130 00:06:08,540 --> 00:06:11,000 Your friend Julia. She's powerful enough. 131 00:06:11,084 --> 00:06:13,419 If her magic were implanted into the Siphon... 132 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:16,464 She'd never go for that if she knew what this does. 133 00:06:17,215 --> 00:06:19,926 Then you'll have to take the power from her by force. 134 00:06:22,345 --> 00:06:24,264 That could kill her. 135 00:06:25,431 --> 00:06:28,726 We've all made sacrifices in pursuit of our greater purpose. 136 00:06:33,106 --> 00:06:34,816 We need the Siphon charged before... 137 00:06:34,899 --> 00:06:35,942 I know. 138 00:06:38,403 --> 00:06:39,529 Hmm. 139 00:06:40,780 --> 00:06:43,616 I just need some time to figure out another way, or... 140 00:06:45,285 --> 00:06:47,120 I'll be in touch. 141 00:06:47,203 --> 00:06:48,871 Remember. 142 00:06:48,955 --> 00:06:53,835 Once magic is flowing again, you have 30 seconds to attach the Siphon. 143 00:06:54,586 --> 00:06:58,756 If you miss that window, our chance is gone forever. 144 00:07:11,728 --> 00:07:13,563 JOSH: I come bearing gifts. 145 00:07:13,646 --> 00:07:16,399 This is, like, 80% taco supplies. 146 00:07:16,482 --> 00:07:19,277 I'm sorry, do they not have Tuesdays in Fillory? 147 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:21,779 Feel free to do your own grocery shopping next time. 148 00:07:21,863 --> 00:07:24,240 No, no. If I have to catch, pluck, or boil 149 00:07:24,324 --> 00:07:27,452 one more pigeon, I'm going to hurl myself off this ship. 150 00:07:34,167 --> 00:07:36,252 I was gone a lot longer than I thought I would be. 151 00:07:36,336 --> 00:07:37,587 (SIGHS) 152 00:07:37,879 --> 00:07:39,213 Listen, Fen. 153 00:07:39,297 --> 00:07:42,050 Before you were born, you were promised to a stranger. 154 00:07:42,133 --> 00:07:43,176 A king. 155 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:46,512 And I'm not one anymore. 156 00:07:46,638 --> 00:07:49,140 You don't have to stay for my sake. 157 00:07:50,058 --> 00:07:54,937 I'm guessing you've never thought about where I would be if you never showed up. 158 00:07:55,021 --> 00:07:56,189 I have. 159 00:07:56,939 --> 00:07:59,901 Still in that same village where I was born, 160 00:07:59,984 --> 00:08:03,946 married to one of the three obnoxious boys I lived next to. 161 00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:07,283 Now those boys want to drop you off a waterfall, 162 00:08:07,367 --> 00:08:09,327 and that's them being polite. 163 00:08:10,203 --> 00:08:13,289 What do you think they would do if they got their hands on me? 164 00:08:15,291 --> 00:08:17,293 That got less touching as you went. 165 00:08:17,377 --> 00:08:19,796 I can't go back to my old life. 166 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:23,800 I'm stuck with you, and that means you're stuck with me. 167 00:08:25,510 --> 00:08:27,804 We've been trying to negotiate with the Fairy Queen 168 00:08:27,887 --> 00:08:30,139 for the last key, but this is what we got back. 169 00:08:30,223 --> 00:08:31,224 Eat my ass! We're not sure if... 170 00:08:31,349 --> 00:08:32,558 BUNNY: Eat my ass! 171 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:34,143 We're not sure if... Eat. My. Ass! 172 00:08:34,268 --> 00:08:39,315 If this was the Fairy Queen's response or this is one very kinky rabbit. 173 00:08:39,399 --> 00:08:42,068 Maybe there's something we can do to get her attention? 174 00:08:42,151 --> 00:08:43,653 BUNNY: Eat. My. Ass. 175 00:08:44,278 --> 00:08:45,905 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 176 00:08:45,988 --> 00:08:47,448 FRAY: These are on the house. 177 00:08:47,532 --> 00:08:49,867 For you saving my life. 178 00:08:49,951 --> 00:08:51,244 We need to talk to your Queen. 179 00:08:51,327 --> 00:08:53,121 You must know how to get her to come. 180 00:08:53,204 --> 00:08:55,039 It's an emergency. FRAY: No. 181 00:08:55,123 --> 00:08:59,168 The last time I saw her, she threatened to murder me. 182 00:08:59,252 --> 00:09:01,421 Glass half full. She didn't actually go through with it. 183 00:09:01,504 --> 00:09:06,342 But you must have fairy stepsisters or someone you can talk to? 184 00:09:06,426 --> 00:09:08,344 There were no fairy children in the Realm. 185 00:09:08,428 --> 00:09:11,973 Just humans they bargained away from their real parents. 186 00:09:12,056 --> 00:09:13,808 Like me. 187 00:09:13,891 --> 00:09:16,728 Being sent to you ruined everything. 188 00:09:16,811 --> 00:09:18,229 I can't go back to the Fairy Realm, 189 00:09:18,312 --> 00:09:19,522 I don't fit in with humans. 190 00:09:19,605 --> 00:09:21,691 Why do you think I work at an animal bar? 191 00:09:21,774 --> 00:09:25,445 No, really, really, I'm not judging you. 192 00:09:25,528 --> 00:09:27,405 Trust me, I'm not judging you. 193 00:09:27,488 --> 00:09:31,117 Now you show up and want to make things even worse. 194 00:09:31,409 --> 00:09:34,370 Look, it's too late for me to fix your fucked-up childhood. 195 00:09:34,454 --> 00:09:36,080 But what we want to offer the Queen 196 00:09:36,164 --> 00:09:39,917 would mean real peace for humans and fairies. 197 00:09:40,001 --> 00:09:43,463 Maybe the distance between us can finally start to close. 198 00:09:44,255 --> 00:09:47,258 And maybe then, you won't feel so alone. 199 00:09:47,341 --> 00:09:48,926 That's kind. 200 00:09:49,010 --> 00:09:52,597 But just so you know, I'm not alone. 201 00:09:53,639 --> 00:09:54,682 MARGO: No, really. 202 00:09:55,808 --> 00:09:57,852 Bye, Margo. 203 00:09:57,935 --> 00:09:59,395 Bye, Humbledrum. 204 00:10:02,857 --> 00:10:04,525 I love that bear. 205 00:10:04,817 --> 00:10:06,068 So do I. 206 00:10:06,152 --> 00:10:09,947 Yeah, hooray for bears, but we were kind of having a moment. 207 00:10:10,031 --> 00:10:14,243 No, honey, she "loves" him. 208 00:10:18,956 --> 00:10:23,878 Uh, so not bear boss. Bear boyfriend? 209 00:10:26,088 --> 00:10:27,924 Is that a thing in Fillory? 210 00:10:28,007 --> 00:10:30,176 Apparently, very taboo. 211 00:10:30,259 --> 00:10:33,471 But like I told Humbledrum, as long as it's consensual, 212 00:10:33,554 --> 00:10:37,433 if I got my way, I'd say go hog-wild or bear-wild or bull-wild. 213 00:10:37,517 --> 00:10:39,977 He's very concerned about getting your approval. 214 00:10:40,061 --> 00:10:43,564 I don't think he quite gets that you're not even Fray's real dad. 215 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,860 Well, then... 216 00:10:49,153 --> 00:10:52,907 I will say what I wish my father had said to me. 217 00:10:54,534 --> 00:10:57,620 I'm so happy you're dating a bear. 218 00:11:02,625 --> 00:11:03,918 Thanks... 219 00:11:04,001 --> 00:11:05,253 Dad. 220 00:11:05,336 --> 00:11:07,421 HUMBLEDRUM: Thanks, Fray's dad. 221 00:11:08,005 --> 00:11:10,424 No problem. 222 00:11:11,092 --> 00:11:13,052 ALICE: That's all the Librarian knows. 223 00:11:13,219 --> 00:11:15,304 We have to find someone who's been inside the castle. 224 00:11:15,388 --> 00:11:16,848 So... 225 00:11:16,931 --> 00:11:18,891 A god. You say that like it's easy. 226 00:11:19,934 --> 00:11:22,311 Our Lady Underground hasn't answered me in months. 227 00:11:22,395 --> 00:11:25,565 Yeah, the only way to track Bacchus down was his Instagram 228 00:11:25,648 --> 00:11:28,985 and it looks like it got deleted for terms of service violations. 229 00:11:29,068 --> 00:11:30,444 Nipples, apparently. 230 00:11:30,528 --> 00:11:31,904 Well, that's bullshit. 231 00:11:31,988 --> 00:11:33,656 I'll ask Dean Fogg. 232 00:11:35,074 --> 00:11:38,119 If I can catch him when he's sober, maybe. 233 00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:43,791 She's lying. 234 00:11:44,417 --> 00:11:46,210 Not about the god stuff, that's true. 235 00:11:46,294 --> 00:11:47,670 It's what she's leaving out. 236 00:11:47,753 --> 00:11:51,632 They have some sort of metal thing called a "Siphon." 237 00:11:51,716 --> 00:11:55,177 She's supposed to charge it up by ripping out Julia's power, 238 00:11:55,261 --> 00:11:56,888 which could kill her. 239 00:11:57,471 --> 00:12:00,558 She didn't seem psyched about the idea, but she didn't say no. 240 00:12:00,641 --> 00:12:03,769 So, now what? 241 00:12:17,199 --> 00:12:19,577 PENNY 23: What's that? Truth Key? 242 00:12:20,786 --> 00:12:23,247 If it was, I'd tell you to go away. 243 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:25,291 Unity. 244 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,377 The walkie-talkie key. 245 00:12:28,461 --> 00:12:30,546 You're trying to talk to the other Penny. 246 00:12:30,796 --> 00:12:35,092 No offense... You're the "other Penny". 247 00:12:37,678 --> 00:12:38,846 Look. 248 00:12:41,349 --> 00:12:44,602 I don't blame you. You're just trying to survive. 249 00:12:44,685 --> 00:12:48,689 It's... It's everyone else. 250 00:12:49,148 --> 00:12:52,401 Acting like finding you is enough, 251 00:12:52,485 --> 00:12:57,740 when our Penny, the real Penny, is out there. 252 00:12:58,407 --> 00:13:00,117 Down there. 253 00:13:00,201 --> 00:13:02,954 And maybe if... 254 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:07,041 If we talk to him, we could help him. 255 00:13:10,711 --> 00:13:12,254 What? 256 00:13:12,338 --> 00:13:16,133 Just... All that shit that you did for the other me. 257 00:13:17,218 --> 00:13:18,636 The only person that would have done that for me 258 00:13:18,719 --> 00:13:21,639 on my timeline is Julia. 259 00:13:23,099 --> 00:13:24,809 Yeah, well... 260 00:13:24,892 --> 00:13:26,394 (SNIFFLES) 261 00:13:26,519 --> 00:13:28,729 Our Julia is different. 262 00:13:28,813 --> 00:13:33,651 She is not the person you loved. 263 00:13:33,901 --> 00:13:36,529 You don't owe me anything. 264 00:13:37,238 --> 00:13:42,201 But for what it's worth, it'd be helpful if you explained it. 265 00:13:42,284 --> 00:13:43,953 How she's different. 266 00:13:58,551 --> 00:13:59,802 What about Reynard? 267 00:14:01,429 --> 00:14:04,306 What happened to him after OLU. took him away? 268 00:14:04,390 --> 00:14:05,808 I don't know. 269 00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:10,354 But it was his spark that Our Lady gave to Julia. 270 00:14:10,438 --> 00:14:12,356 I know it's not about me. 271 00:14:13,357 --> 00:14:15,943 None of it ever really felt about me. 272 00:14:19,071 --> 00:14:20,573 So I've, uh... 273 00:14:21,615 --> 00:14:25,453 Never really known how to deal with how angry I am at all of it. 274 00:14:26,495 --> 00:14:28,080 Wait, so he could be out there? 275 00:14:29,790 --> 00:14:33,335 Still a god, but powerless? 276 00:14:33,419 --> 00:14:34,754 I guess. 277 00:14:37,381 --> 00:14:39,842 And only gods know what's behind the door. 278 00:14:45,306 --> 00:14:46,474 No. 279 00:14:48,309 --> 00:14:50,811 We have to find Reynard. 280 00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:53,022 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 281 00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:54,648 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 282 00:14:57,818 --> 00:15:00,780 Thank you for coming. I actually have nothing to say to you. 283 00:15:00,863 --> 00:15:02,531 I know what you want. 284 00:15:03,365 --> 00:15:05,242 And I can't give it to you. 285 00:15:05,326 --> 00:15:06,410 We get it. 286 00:15:06,494 --> 00:15:09,080 Humans will chop you up and snort your innards. 287 00:15:09,163 --> 00:15:11,373 But not all humans are like that, you know that. 288 00:15:11,457 --> 00:15:12,458 FEN: We aren't. 289 00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:14,627 I told Julia about our key 290 00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:17,880 to give you all a chance to give up on your quest. 291 00:15:17,963 --> 00:15:19,757 We aren't questing, we are surrendering. 292 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,217 We are giving you what you want, 293 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:25,596 a nice, quiet, moist-as-hell spot on Fillory for you to settle. 294 00:15:25,679 --> 00:15:27,515 And you give us the key. 295 00:15:27,598 --> 00:15:30,184 Or... I walk away. 296 00:15:30,267 --> 00:15:32,603 And when the Lorians, Floaters, and Western Hordes 297 00:15:32,686 --> 00:15:36,148 are done with Fillory, I can take it. 298 00:15:36,232 --> 00:15:37,650 All of it. 299 00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:40,778 Our lifespans dwarf even the dwarves. 300 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,739 We can wait for what we want. 301 00:15:43,823 --> 00:15:46,742 Oh, but you can't, can you? 302 00:15:47,535 --> 00:15:50,371 You see, Fray, well, she told us 303 00:15:50,454 --> 00:15:53,124 that there are no fairy children in your realm. 304 00:15:53,207 --> 00:15:56,418 So... That's a prob. 305 00:15:56,502 --> 00:15:59,505 ELIOT: That's why you planted your eggs in the Northern Orchard, isn't it? 306 00:15:59,588 --> 00:16:01,590 You can't reproduce in the Fairy Realm. 307 00:16:01,674 --> 00:16:03,968 Without Fillory, you go extinct. 308 00:16:05,427 --> 00:16:07,805 MARGO: Fine, ignore the problem. 309 00:16:07,888 --> 00:16:10,307 Your egg hole's only getting dustier. 310 00:16:10,391 --> 00:16:12,810 You no longer speak for the people of Fillory. 311 00:16:12,893 --> 00:16:15,771 Tick Pickwick does. 312 00:16:15,855 --> 00:16:18,107 And he has no interest in a deal. 313 00:16:18,816 --> 00:16:23,154 If you want my key, come back with a crown. 314 00:16:23,237 --> 00:16:24,864 Or an army. 315 00:16:29,535 --> 00:16:33,247 I pray to you, Our Lady Underground. 316 00:16:33,747 --> 00:16:36,792 Please don't be withholding for once. 317 00:16:37,168 --> 00:16:38,669 (INDISTINCT WHISPERS) 318 00:16:38,752 --> 00:16:40,129 DEAN: God damn it! 319 00:16:40,212 --> 00:16:41,422 Hello? 320 00:16:41,505 --> 00:16:42,756 (WHISPERING STOPS) 321 00:16:48,053 --> 00:16:49,221 JULIA: Dean Fogg? 322 00:16:50,681 --> 00:16:52,308 Were you talking in here? 323 00:16:52,391 --> 00:16:54,894 No, I was not. Why? 324 00:16:56,645 --> 00:17:01,859 I... I woke up this morning with this ringing in my ears. 325 00:17:01,942 --> 00:17:03,861 You should get that checked. 326 00:17:03,944 --> 00:17:05,988 By someone who isn't me. 327 00:17:06,071 --> 00:17:07,698 But it's not just that. 328 00:17:07,781 --> 00:17:11,160 I can feel what other people are feeling. 329 00:17:12,286 --> 00:17:16,332 You were given the power of a god. 330 00:17:16,415 --> 00:17:20,711 Spiritual people might say that you're hearing prayers. 331 00:17:22,504 --> 00:17:23,714 I heard you. 332 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,551 I felt something coming from you. 333 00:17:28,385 --> 00:17:30,512 What, exactly? 334 00:17:30,596 --> 00:17:31,680 Desperation. 335 00:17:31,764 --> 00:17:32,848 (CHUCKLES) 336 00:17:33,015 --> 00:17:34,600 Look, I think that I'm supposed to help you... 337 00:17:34,683 --> 00:17:37,603 No, I do not need your help. 338 00:17:37,686 --> 00:17:39,396 Yes, you do. 339 00:17:40,272 --> 00:17:41,273 Your eyes... 340 00:17:41,357 --> 00:17:44,652 Were injured magically, and fixing them with magic risks changing 341 00:17:44,735 --> 00:17:46,487 the very core of who I am. 342 00:17:46,570 --> 00:17:47,780 Do you understand? 343 00:17:47,863 --> 00:17:49,073 Yes. 344 00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:53,452 If you did it, or another Magician. 345 00:17:53,535 --> 00:17:56,372 But that's not what I am, exactly. 346 00:17:56,455 --> 00:18:00,167 If I'm hearing prayers, I'm supposed to do something about them. 347 00:18:00,668 --> 00:18:02,753 Why give me this otherwise? 348 00:18:16,392 --> 00:18:18,519 (SIGHING HEAVILY) 349 00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:43,794 (WIND BLOWING) 350 00:18:48,173 --> 00:18:52,344 You know, I put a little leftover pigeon in my taco, 351 00:18:52,428 --> 00:18:55,556 and it's really... Really bad. 352 00:18:55,639 --> 00:18:58,767 MARGO: We need the key to get back magic. 353 00:18:58,851 --> 00:19:00,728 We need our thrones to get the key. 354 00:19:00,811 --> 00:19:02,980 We need magic to get our thrones. 355 00:19:03,063 --> 00:19:05,649 It is an ouroboros of ass. 356 00:19:05,733 --> 00:19:08,736 Maybe King Idri and the Stone Queen will back our claims. 357 00:19:08,819 --> 00:19:11,447 We defeat Tick's army, storm the castle... 358 00:19:11,530 --> 00:19:12,531 JOSH: Yes, and, 359 00:19:12,614 --> 00:19:15,117 what if we replace the part where we kill everyone with... 360 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,661 Oh, off the top of my head, democracy? 361 00:19:17,745 --> 00:19:20,080 Like we were going to do before magic got borked? 362 00:19:20,164 --> 00:19:21,957 Tick's the only one who can call for an election, 363 00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:23,792 and he's got nothing to gain. 364 00:19:25,169 --> 00:19:27,838 Oh, he'll call for it, all right. 365 00:19:27,921 --> 00:19:30,174 Josh, I need you to go to Kinko's. 366 00:19:31,967 --> 00:19:33,886 PICKWICK: Election? What is this? 367 00:19:35,596 --> 00:19:36,930 There are thousands of them. 368 00:19:37,014 --> 00:19:38,432 They were falling from the sky. 369 00:19:38,515 --> 00:19:42,102 Over villages, farms, a brothel... 370 00:19:42,186 --> 00:19:45,773 I... Happened to... Be walking by. 371 00:19:45,856 --> 00:19:47,566 Collect them all and burn them. 372 00:19:47,649 --> 00:19:49,651 Of course, your grumpiness. 373 00:19:49,735 --> 00:19:53,864 But as Abigail wisely reminded me, 374 00:19:53,947 --> 00:19:56,533 the citizens now believe they're getting elections. 375 00:19:56,617 --> 00:19:59,161 You'd have to be the one to announce they're not. 376 00:19:59,244 --> 00:20:03,957 Given the revolutionary mood the people have been in recently... 377 00:20:05,459 --> 00:20:07,002 Your plan worked. 378 00:20:07,086 --> 00:20:09,755 Tick already started putting up his own campaign flyers. 379 00:20:09,838 --> 00:20:12,716 Of course it worked. Giving people shit is easy. 380 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,843 Taking it away is almost impossible. 381 00:20:14,927 --> 00:20:17,513 Like Obama care. 382 00:20:17,596 --> 00:20:18,806 Or herpes. 383 00:20:18,889 --> 00:20:20,891 ELIOT: Too true, Bambi. 384 00:20:20,974 --> 00:20:26,021 Speaking of difficult conversations with a former lover, do you have a second? 385 00:20:26,105 --> 00:20:28,065 Why the fuck shouldn't my name be on that ballot? 386 00:20:28,148 --> 00:20:30,192 Because we are running for king. 387 00:20:30,275 --> 00:20:32,736 We can call the job whatever we want after we win it. 388 00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:36,073 It has been a struggle to bring this place into the 20th century. 389 00:20:36,156 --> 00:20:37,157 Yes, 20th, 390 00:20:37,241 --> 00:20:39,451 because when we got here, it was straight-up Dark Ages, 391 00:20:39,535 --> 00:20:40,744 and we have to start somewhere. 392 00:20:40,828 --> 00:20:42,538 Yeah, we're really civilizing them. 393 00:20:42,621 --> 00:20:44,581 What should we teach them next, to outlaw abortion? 394 00:20:44,665 --> 00:20:47,000 Women don't want to work? Wage gaps? Thigh gaps? 395 00:20:47,084 --> 00:20:49,670 Fillory is patriarchal. 396 00:20:49,753 --> 00:20:52,172 And we've got to put our best foot forward. 397 00:20:52,256 --> 00:20:53,924 And I'm sorry, but in this case, 398 00:20:54,007 --> 00:20:56,343 our foot should have a dick. 399 00:21:00,514 --> 00:21:01,598 What, Josh? 400 00:21:02,224 --> 00:21:05,477 Do you have some patronizing bullshit to tell me, too? 401 00:21:05,561 --> 00:21:08,480 No. Could you drop me off at the Earth portal tree? 402 00:21:08,564 --> 00:21:10,524 I have an idea, but I need... 403 00:21:10,607 --> 00:21:12,151 JULIA: Me? 404 00:21:12,234 --> 00:21:13,527 How did you... 405 00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:16,071 Yeah, I have no idea. 406 00:21:16,155 --> 00:21:17,156 Hi, Margo. 407 00:21:17,239 --> 00:21:19,199 I felt you needed my help. 408 00:21:19,283 --> 00:21:23,787 And now I'm here. It's been a weird day. 409 00:21:24,496 --> 00:21:26,623 JULIA: Can't believe I did this. 410 00:21:27,916 --> 00:21:29,960 This forest fed so many people. 411 00:21:30,043 --> 00:21:33,797 Not for nothing, but when I was at my lowest point, 412 00:21:33,881 --> 00:21:35,549 that tiny spell you showed me, 413 00:21:35,632 --> 00:21:37,968 it's what got me back in the fight. 414 00:21:38,051 --> 00:21:42,639 Magic is the thing that makes the Children of Earth special. 415 00:21:42,723 --> 00:21:45,309 All I'm asking is, try. 416 00:21:51,565 --> 00:21:52,733 (SIGHS) 417 00:22:00,282 --> 00:22:01,658 (GROUND CRACKING) 418 00:22:19,176 --> 00:22:21,720 (GROUND RUMBLING) 419 00:22:42,115 --> 00:22:44,159 Vote Children of Earth. 420 00:22:45,786 --> 00:22:48,622 Vote Children of Earth. 421 00:22:51,875 --> 00:22:53,710 Vote the Children of Earth! 422 00:22:53,877 --> 00:22:57,005 Step right up, grab a poster. 423 00:22:57,089 --> 00:22:58,799 (INDISTINCT WHISPERS) 424 00:23:08,308 --> 00:23:09,643 We need to talk. 425 00:23:09,726 --> 00:23:10,978 Look, Quentin... 426 00:23:11,061 --> 00:23:12,771 What is a Siphon? 427 00:23:12,854 --> 00:23:15,065 And why do you need Julia to power it? 428 00:23:15,148 --> 00:23:16,358 You spied on me? 429 00:23:16,441 --> 00:23:17,818 What does it do? 430 00:23:19,653 --> 00:23:22,281 It's a safeguard. That's all. 431 00:23:22,364 --> 00:23:24,866 The Library wants to turn magic back on. 432 00:23:24,950 --> 00:23:26,243 And once it's back on, they want to make sure 433 00:23:26,326 --> 00:23:29,371 it doesn't get used for the wrong things by the wrong people. 434 00:23:29,454 --> 00:23:31,373 So, the Siphon diverts 435 00:23:31,456 --> 00:23:35,502 magic to the Library so that they can choose who can use it? 436 00:23:37,671 --> 00:23:39,923 Look, you took a test to get into Brakebills. 437 00:23:40,007 --> 00:23:42,009 If you failed, you would have gotten sent away, 438 00:23:42,092 --> 00:23:43,635 with no memory of magic. 439 00:23:43,719 --> 00:23:45,304 Happily ignorant. 440 00:23:45,846 --> 00:23:51,143 But because a group of smart individuals made a judgment call, they let you in. 441 00:23:52,686 --> 00:23:54,688 Why should the Library get to choose? 442 00:23:54,771 --> 00:23:56,273 They're corrupt, they're killers. 443 00:23:56,356 --> 00:23:57,816 Yeah, so are we. 444 00:23:58,692 --> 00:24:02,571 At least they have the information, the perspective. 445 00:24:03,739 --> 00:24:07,034 You love magic, and you're probably the best there is at it. 446 00:24:07,909 --> 00:24:10,120 You're terrified of what you'll do with it. 447 00:24:11,038 --> 00:24:12,247 I have reason to be. 448 00:24:12,331 --> 00:24:14,875 I don't know everything that you did as a Niff in, 449 00:24:14,958 --> 00:24:19,296 but I know that people make mistakes so that they can change and do better. 450 00:24:19,379 --> 00:24:21,673 But only if they're given the chance. 451 00:24:21,757 --> 00:24:24,885 Taking away choice is not the answer. 452 00:24:27,429 --> 00:24:30,140 There are seven keys, and we have eight questers. 453 00:24:30,223 --> 00:24:32,643 We can do this without you, and we will. 454 00:24:32,726 --> 00:24:34,770 Unless you give me the Siphon. 455 00:24:52,537 --> 00:24:54,831 Just remember that when magic was turned off, 456 00:24:54,915 --> 00:24:57,000 your dad went into remission, Q. 457 00:24:57,084 --> 00:24:58,418 And once you turn it back on, 458 00:24:58,502 --> 00:25:01,213 his cancer comes back, and he dies. 459 00:25:08,178 --> 00:25:11,139 Straw polls are in, and our ratings are way up. 460 00:25:11,223 --> 00:25:12,849 I mean, off the charts. 461 00:25:12,933 --> 00:25:15,686 Julia has done us the solidest solid. 462 00:25:15,769 --> 00:25:19,189 After the trees, she grew food for the starving peasants. 463 00:25:19,272 --> 00:25:20,607 She fixed the dry wells. 464 00:25:20,774 --> 00:25:23,985 She even helped this one guy's bajanked case of head lice. 465 00:25:24,069 --> 00:25:28,407 I mean, Children of Earth are back on top! 466 00:25:28,490 --> 00:25:30,117 (JOSH EXCLAIMS) 467 00:25:31,576 --> 00:25:35,997 Her Flealessness suggests that your time as high king has been so brief, 468 00:25:36,081 --> 00:25:39,501 the Fillorian people don't yet know what you stand for. 469 00:25:39,584 --> 00:25:41,294 I stand for them. 470 00:25:41,378 --> 00:25:43,797 I stand for economic stability. 471 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:47,134 For a solid, well-researched strategy. 472 00:25:48,260 --> 00:25:49,511 PICKWICK: That's it. 473 00:25:49,594 --> 00:25:52,723 I'm going to tell them, in detail, my plan. 474 00:25:52,806 --> 00:25:55,434 Rafe, write this down. 475 00:25:55,976 --> 00:26:01,606 My fellow Fillorians, I hereby set forth my policy to restore 476 00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:05,485 economic and societal growth to a reunified Fillory... 477 00:26:05,569 --> 00:26:10,407 Blah, blah, blah, blah. (SIGHS) So uninspiring. 478 00:26:10,490 --> 00:26:14,369 Does he really think he can win by boring them to death? 479 00:26:14,453 --> 00:26:15,537 Josh! 480 00:26:16,872 --> 00:26:19,332 I hereby declare all native Fillorians 481 00:26:19,416 --> 00:26:22,043 shall receive ten free sacks of grain every year. 482 00:26:22,127 --> 00:26:24,546 MARGO: And how exactly are we supposed to grow that much grain, 483 00:26:24,629 --> 00:26:26,256 even with magic? 484 00:26:26,339 --> 00:26:28,967 You're making a promise you can't keep. 485 00:26:29,050 --> 00:26:31,803 Bambi, first rule of politics on Earth. 486 00:26:31,887 --> 00:26:33,263 All you have to do is say it. 487 00:26:33,346 --> 00:26:35,766 It doesn't have to be true. (EXCITED CHATTER) 488 00:26:37,184 --> 00:26:39,394 I hereby declare, under my administration, 489 00:26:39,478 --> 00:26:42,272 low-interest loans for all new infrastructure. 490 00:26:42,355 --> 00:26:44,191 Easy. No-interest loans. 491 00:26:44,274 --> 00:26:45,901 And we're going to build Fillory's first... 492 00:26:45,984 --> 00:26:47,986 "Power... Plants." 493 00:26:49,279 --> 00:26:51,823 Like, geraniums? 494 00:26:52,991 --> 00:26:57,037 Will Tick's granular policies keep you warm at night? 495 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:58,830 No. You know what will? 496 00:26:58,914 --> 00:27:01,208 Extending the Fillorian summer. 497 00:27:01,291 --> 00:27:03,251 My proposition for growth in new sectors... 498 00:27:03,335 --> 00:27:05,295 Free healthcare for all ! Based on rigorous 499 00:27:05,378 --> 00:27:07,380 survey research... Champagne fountains 500 00:27:07,464 --> 00:27:09,508 in every village. PICKWICK: The abatement of dependency 501 00:27:09,591 --> 00:27:10,884 on the Golden Goose standard. 502 00:27:10,967 --> 00:27:11,968 Wealth! 503 00:27:12,052 --> 00:27:15,180 PICKWICK: Regulation of agricultural waste to prevent environmental runoff. 504 00:27:15,263 --> 00:27:18,433 Feasts. Annual famine and rampant poverty. 505 00:27:18,517 --> 00:27:19,601 Boat parties! 506 00:27:19,684 --> 00:27:21,978 ALL: Three cheers for Eliot! 507 00:27:22,062 --> 00:27:24,147 Hooray, hooray, hooray! 508 00:27:24,231 --> 00:27:27,901 Eliot, I am so sorry. What is it? 509 00:27:27,984 --> 00:27:29,361 Tick's campaign just leaked 510 00:27:29,444 --> 00:27:31,279 the transcript from your trial. 511 00:27:31,363 --> 00:27:34,658 You mean the one where he called Fillory "a malodorous shithole"? 512 00:27:35,075 --> 00:27:37,077 FEN: It's already hit the posts. 513 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,207 Son of a Pickwick. 514 00:27:46,211 --> 00:27:48,463 KADY: Julia, what the fuck... 515 00:27:48,547 --> 00:27:50,966 JULIA: There's a little boy in Syracuse. 516 00:27:52,259 --> 00:27:54,511 I can feel his parents praying. 517 00:27:55,512 --> 00:28:00,934 I know if I just focus enough, I can bring down his fever. 518 00:28:01,017 --> 00:28:05,605 I feel bad interrupting this. 519 00:28:05,689 --> 00:28:07,941 But we need your help with something. 520 00:28:08,942 --> 00:28:10,193 Finding Reynard. 521 00:28:12,112 --> 00:28:13,154 I know. 522 00:28:13,947 --> 00:28:16,324 But we need to talk to a god. 523 00:28:16,408 --> 00:28:17,909 I want to help you, but... 524 00:28:17,993 --> 00:28:19,119 KADY: Julia. 525 00:28:19,202 --> 00:28:21,621 You have all the power now. 526 00:28:22,289 --> 00:28:24,416 Yeah, but he's still a trickster. 527 00:28:24,499 --> 00:28:26,459 We don't know what he's capable of. 528 00:28:27,085 --> 00:28:31,798 Look, nobody hates that he's still alive more than me. 529 00:28:32,299 --> 00:28:37,012 But if we don't do it, we're at a complete standstill. 530 00:28:38,305 --> 00:28:41,600 All you'd have to do is locate him, 531 00:28:41,683 --> 00:28:45,604 power up Penny's tattoos, and we'll take it from there. 532 00:28:45,687 --> 00:28:47,564 You can also say no. 533 00:28:52,444 --> 00:28:54,237 I'm not going to send you there alone. 534 00:28:54,321 --> 00:28:55,322 Great. 535 00:28:56,781 --> 00:28:58,408 All right, I'll get the stuff for the locator. 536 00:28:58,491 --> 00:28:59,743 There's no need. 537 00:29:01,161 --> 00:29:03,246 I can feel him with my mind. 538 00:29:04,706 --> 00:29:06,082 You guys ready? 539 00:29:06,166 --> 00:29:07,417 Wait, what are you... 540 00:29:08,251 --> 00:29:09,461 (WIND WHOOSHING) 541 00:29:13,214 --> 00:29:14,716 This is the place. 542 00:29:15,759 --> 00:29:16,968 He's nearby. 543 00:29:17,302 --> 00:29:20,180 I have to say, this is pretty disappointing. 544 00:29:20,263 --> 00:29:21,473 Yeah. 545 00:29:21,932 --> 00:29:26,102 We were all kind of hoping to find Reynard showering in a Russian prison. 546 00:29:32,317 --> 00:29:33,902 (GRUNTS) (ALARM BEEPING) 547 00:29:38,782 --> 00:29:40,367 Oh, shit. 548 00:29:43,703 --> 00:29:47,916 PENNY 23: Roxane Gay, bell hooks, feminist lit? 549 00:29:49,501 --> 00:29:51,086 What, are you saving these 550 00:29:51,169 --> 00:29:53,046 for a rapist book-burning party? 551 00:29:53,213 --> 00:29:54,756 I've changed. 552 00:29:54,839 --> 00:29:57,550 Living amongst the humans has given me 553 00:29:57,634 --> 00:29:59,302 a whole new perspective. 554 00:29:59,886 --> 00:30:04,057 You're still a liar and pathetic, but I guess you always were. 555 00:30:04,140 --> 00:30:05,350 (SIGHS) 556 00:30:06,226 --> 00:30:07,852 Why are you here? 557 00:30:08,561 --> 00:30:11,272 What could I have that you could possibly want? 558 00:30:11,356 --> 00:30:14,359 Let's talk about the Castle at the End of the World. 559 00:30:14,442 --> 00:30:15,694 What's inside? 560 00:30:16,194 --> 00:30:17,862 How do you guys know about that place? 561 00:30:17,946 --> 00:30:19,614 Answer her question. 562 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,200 You're not thinking of going there, are you? 563 00:30:22,283 --> 00:30:24,244 You know there's a reason the gods had the Architect 564 00:30:24,327 --> 00:30:25,996 put it at the end of the world? 565 00:30:26,079 --> 00:30:27,163 "The Architect"? 566 00:30:28,373 --> 00:30:29,791 It's not for you little guys to know. 567 00:30:29,874 --> 00:30:31,209 It's funny... 568 00:30:31,710 --> 00:30:34,212 'Cause from where I stand, you're the little guy now. 569 00:30:34,546 --> 00:30:36,923 (LAUGHING) 570 00:30:37,173 --> 00:30:40,468 You have all my power, and look at you. 571 00:30:40,552 --> 00:30:43,513 Trying to handle something you cannot handle. 572 00:30:43,596 --> 00:30:46,683 You should have kept your mouth shut and stayed in your place. 573 00:30:46,766 --> 00:30:49,102 You've gotten yourself into some real trouble now. 574 00:30:49,185 --> 00:30:50,729 You think it's easy being a god? 575 00:30:54,482 --> 00:30:55,775 You feel that? 576 00:30:56,526 --> 00:31:00,030 Your tiny spark 577 00:31:00,155 --> 00:31:05,368 has grown bigger in me than it could have ever in you. 578 00:31:05,452 --> 00:31:06,494 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 579 00:31:06,578 --> 00:31:08,788 You want the truth about the Castle? 580 00:31:08,872 --> 00:31:11,624 The Castle's where the gods put the stuff they made before us. 581 00:31:11,708 --> 00:31:13,460 The stuff that didn't work out. 582 00:31:13,543 --> 00:31:16,212 Mistakes that never should have happened. 583 00:31:16,296 --> 00:31:18,381 Kinda like you. I hope you do go. 584 00:31:18,465 --> 00:31:21,092 Open that door, see what happens! 585 00:31:21,176 --> 00:31:22,969 (WHISTLE BLOWING) 586 00:31:24,262 --> 00:31:25,555 No! 587 00:31:36,608 --> 00:31:37,776 Recognize it? 588 00:31:40,612 --> 00:31:41,613 Yeah. 589 00:31:42,572 --> 00:31:44,407 I made it to kill him. 590 00:31:44,491 --> 00:31:46,743 How did you get this? 591 00:31:46,826 --> 00:31:49,537 Did Our Lady give it to you? 592 00:31:49,662 --> 00:31:52,290 (BREATHES HEAVILY) Of course not. 593 00:31:52,373 --> 00:31:54,501 My mother left me here to rot. 594 00:31:54,584 --> 00:31:56,753 My stepfather Hades was the only one that took pity on me. 595 00:31:56,836 --> 00:31:59,672 He slipped me that gun to shoot myself in case of emergency. 596 00:31:59,756 --> 00:32:01,424 I'm still a god. 597 00:32:01,508 --> 00:32:03,760 Limp or not, we're hard to kill. 598 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,518 What are you willing to bet this god-killing bullet 599 00:32:11,601 --> 00:32:13,561 will work on the monster in the Castle? 600 00:32:15,688 --> 00:32:17,357 The fate of the world? 601 00:32:18,650 --> 00:32:20,110 That's good enough for me. 602 00:32:22,237 --> 00:32:23,613 Whoa, that's it? 603 00:32:24,739 --> 00:32:26,407 You're just going to leave him there? 604 00:32:26,491 --> 00:32:29,244 After what he did to the both of you? 605 00:32:30,245 --> 00:32:31,412 Shoot him. 606 00:32:34,415 --> 00:32:35,875 Kady, you wanted this. 607 00:32:35,959 --> 00:32:39,254 I wanted him to be punished for what he did. 608 00:32:42,298 --> 00:32:43,550 And he is. 609 00:32:44,592 --> 00:32:45,885 Leave him here. 610 00:32:56,896 --> 00:33:00,316 I am here to deliver the official election results. 611 00:33:01,401 --> 00:33:03,570 Eliot has lost. 612 00:33:04,404 --> 00:33:05,613 Shocker. 613 00:33:06,156 --> 00:33:07,365 Uh... 614 00:33:07,448 --> 00:33:09,951 Tick has also lost. 615 00:33:10,493 --> 00:33:11,536 Um, what? 616 00:33:11,619 --> 00:33:13,538 Our new High King... 617 00:33:14,581 --> 00:33:15,790 Is Margo. 618 00:33:21,379 --> 00:33:23,882 But I... I wasn't even on the ballot. 619 00:33:23,965 --> 00:33:25,884 You won as a write-in. 620 00:33:25,967 --> 00:33:27,510 Who wrote me in? 621 00:33:27,594 --> 00:33:29,429 The talking animals. 622 00:33:29,512 --> 00:33:32,223 It seems you were the only human on the campaign trail 623 00:33:32,307 --> 00:33:34,934 who stopped to listen to their concerns. 624 00:33:35,018 --> 00:33:37,228 You mean that drunk bear? 625 00:33:37,312 --> 00:33:41,065 Humbledrum is a highly respected member of the community. 626 00:33:41,149 --> 00:33:47,280 You see, there are certain taboo subjects you broached with him. 627 00:33:47,363 --> 00:33:49,282 Bestiality? 628 00:33:49,365 --> 00:33:51,326 The talking animals believe 629 00:33:51,409 --> 00:33:53,328 that if they were allowed to inter-marry with humans, 630 00:33:53,411 --> 00:33:56,247 then humans will finally see them as equals. 631 00:33:56,331 --> 00:34:02,295 None of us were brave enough to speak out in support of the cause, until you. 632 00:34:04,547 --> 00:34:07,592 You really love that sloth, don't you? 633 00:34:10,386 --> 00:34:14,349 So the human vote basically means nothing in Fillory. 634 00:34:14,432 --> 00:34:17,477 Considering there's never been an election or census before, 635 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,897 we had no idea there were only 50,000 humans in Fillory, 636 00:34:20,980 --> 00:34:25,610 and upwards of a million talking animals. 637 00:34:25,693 --> 00:34:27,695 So... Yes. 638 00:34:29,906 --> 00:34:32,742 On behalf of Abigail, let me be the first 639 00:34:32,825 --> 00:34:36,371 to swear loyalty to the new administration. 640 00:34:38,957 --> 00:34:39,958 El... 641 00:34:43,586 --> 00:34:44,796 I'm so sorry. 642 00:34:54,931 --> 00:34:57,350 And allow me to be the second. 643 00:34:58,351 --> 00:35:02,021 High King Margo. Long may you reign. 644 00:35:05,066 --> 00:35:06,192 (WHIMPERS) 645 00:35:08,069 --> 00:35:10,196 (CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) 646 00:35:13,616 --> 00:35:15,660 (WHOOPING AND CHEERING) 647 00:35:42,353 --> 00:35:43,771 Hey, Tick. 648 00:35:43,855 --> 00:35:47,650 I intend to choose Death by a Thousand Pokes. 649 00:35:47,734 --> 00:35:50,403 They say you only feel the first hundred or so. 650 00:35:50,486 --> 00:35:51,988 Tick, we're not going to execute you. 651 00:35:52,071 --> 00:35:54,073 If you proved anything during your campaign, 652 00:35:54,157 --> 00:35:57,910 it's that Fillory needs a policy wonk like you. 653 00:35:57,994 --> 00:36:00,997 You're still bitch-listed, but... 654 00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,207 King Margo would like you in her cabinet. 655 00:36:03,416 --> 00:36:04,584 (GASPS) 656 00:36:05,043 --> 00:36:09,630 With a full 24-hour security detail watching everything you do. 657 00:36:09,714 --> 00:36:12,884 We don't trust you, but we need you. 658 00:36:17,055 --> 00:36:18,556 (CHUCKLES) 659 00:36:18,931 --> 00:36:21,976 Citizenship for every fairy, full protection of the law, 660 00:36:22,060 --> 00:36:23,644 and a seat in the government. 661 00:36:23,728 --> 00:36:24,937 But we need the key. 662 00:36:25,021 --> 00:36:26,773 And you shall have it. 663 00:36:26,856 --> 00:36:29,817 Once the last fairies have been moved to our new home. 664 00:36:31,861 --> 00:36:33,863 I always saw something in you. 665 00:36:34,739 --> 00:36:37,533 Even when you didn't see it in yourself. 666 00:36:39,786 --> 00:36:41,704 Now, perhaps you will. 667 00:36:41,788 --> 00:36:42,830 (GASPS) 668 00:36:48,169 --> 00:36:49,504 (GASPS) 669 00:36:50,922 --> 00:36:52,799 MARGO: You gave me... 670 00:36:54,801 --> 00:36:57,637 I can... I can see all sorts of things. 671 00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:58,846 It's a fairy eye. 672 00:36:58,930 --> 00:37:03,142 A gift you will learn to understand in time. 673 00:37:03,935 --> 00:37:06,521 But one you must hide in plain sight. 674 00:37:08,022 --> 00:37:09,190 (GASPS SOFTLY) 675 00:37:10,525 --> 00:37:13,111 Could I maybe get some fairy toes? 676 00:37:13,194 --> 00:37:14,654 Hello? 677 00:37:32,296 --> 00:37:33,464 MARGO: Cranky as shit. 678 00:37:33,548 --> 00:37:34,924 JOSH: Just take a little off the top. 679 00:37:35,007 --> 00:37:36,717 MARGO: I just collapsed my entire rental. 680 00:37:36,801 --> 00:37:38,928 QUENTIN: Last time, we were... Oh, my God... 681 00:37:39,011 --> 00:37:40,513 JOSH: Are we supposed to sing again? 682 00:37:40,596 --> 00:37:42,432 ELIOT: Holy shit, no. MARGO: We've got news! 683 00:37:42,515 --> 00:37:44,058 Penny, is that you? PENNY: Yeah. 684 00:37:44,142 --> 00:37:45,935 MARGO: We just got the last key from the fairies. 685 00:37:46,018 --> 00:37:48,938 Okay, everyone just shut up! It's Penny. 686 00:37:49,021 --> 00:37:50,481 All right, look, listen. 687 00:37:50,565 --> 00:37:51,816 I don't know how much time we have. 688 00:37:51,941 --> 00:37:53,609 PENNY: Kady. But I'm going to get you out 689 00:37:53,693 --> 00:37:56,112 of the Underworld, no matter what it takes, I promise. 690 00:37:56,195 --> 00:37:58,614 PENNY 23: Kady. I love you. 691 00:37:58,698 --> 00:38:00,616 This is Penny 23. 692 00:38:02,618 --> 00:38:05,955 The key replaced my Penny with you. 693 00:38:06,038 --> 00:38:08,875 Look, I'm really sorry. 694 00:38:12,003 --> 00:38:13,212 (CLATTERS) 695 00:38:13,296 --> 00:38:14,755 (BREATH TREMBLES) 696 00:38:15,673 --> 00:38:16,841 JULIA: This is it. 697 00:38:17,550 --> 00:38:19,051 The end of the story. 698 00:38:20,052 --> 00:38:22,138 Floodgates of magic, ready to be opened. 699 00:38:23,139 --> 00:38:25,808 Q? What's up, what's wrong? 700 00:38:30,605 --> 00:38:32,857 The quest is supposed to change us. 701 00:38:32,940 --> 00:38:35,151 I've sacrificed everything that it wanted me to 702 00:38:35,234 --> 00:38:37,820 up to this point, and I... I can't... 703 00:38:37,904 --> 00:38:39,655 You thought that when you got here, 704 00:38:39,739 --> 00:38:43,868 you'd be 150% sure you were doing the right thing. 705 00:38:44,660 --> 00:38:46,787 Now, you're only somewhere around 70%. 706 00:38:46,871 --> 00:38:49,582 Because you're worried about your dad. 707 00:38:51,709 --> 00:38:53,044 Party trick. 708 00:38:54,253 --> 00:38:56,506 I just feel things. 709 00:38:56,964 --> 00:38:59,800 I heard you healed Dean Fogg's eyes. 710 00:38:59,884 --> 00:39:01,427 Maybe... 711 00:39:01,511 --> 00:39:03,763 I could heal your dad? 712 00:39:05,348 --> 00:39:07,600 Right now, he's perfectly healthy. 713 00:39:07,683 --> 00:39:09,352 There's nothing to do. 714 00:39:11,020 --> 00:39:13,147 If magic comes back, 715 00:39:13,231 --> 00:39:17,693 a lot of dominoes will fall in ways that we can't predict. 716 00:39:17,777 --> 00:39:20,363 I don't know if I'll be able to help or not. 717 00:39:21,614 --> 00:39:22,907 It's the deal. 718 00:39:24,367 --> 00:39:26,035 Sorry it's vague. 719 00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,082 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 720 00:39:35,211 --> 00:39:39,257 What if the thing that the quest wants me to be is cold? 721 00:39:41,842 --> 00:39:45,555 Being willing to sacrifice the people I love? 722 00:39:50,643 --> 00:39:53,563 Then the quest fucked up when it chose Quentin Cold water. 723 00:39:55,731 --> 00:39:56,732 Maybe. 724 00:40:03,406 --> 00:40:04,615 It's all real. 725 00:40:07,368 --> 00:40:09,620 The Chatwins and Fillory. 726 00:40:11,205 --> 00:40:12,415 I've been there. 727 00:40:12,498 --> 00:40:17,211 I... I sat on a throne in Whitespire, and I... 728 00:40:18,004 --> 00:40:19,797 I explored the Flying Forest. 729 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:23,676 And I... Met Ember and Umber. 730 00:40:23,759 --> 00:40:24,844 (CHUCKLES) 731 00:40:26,345 --> 00:40:28,598 I remember reading you those books. 732 00:40:30,016 --> 00:40:31,475 Curly Q... 733 00:40:32,310 --> 00:40:34,770 If all that's out there... 734 00:40:35,938 --> 00:40:37,398 What are you doing here? 735 00:40:37,481 --> 00:40:39,442 I'm on a quest. 736 00:40:40,192 --> 00:40:41,652 TED: In New Jersey? 737 00:40:44,739 --> 00:40:46,657 I have a problem. 738 00:40:48,034 --> 00:40:50,202 And I don't know what to do. 739 00:40:50,828 --> 00:40:53,372 No matter what choice I make, somebody gets hurt. 740 00:40:54,957 --> 00:40:56,083 Magic's gone. 741 00:40:57,376 --> 00:40:58,461 Isn't it? 742 00:40:59,962 --> 00:41:02,465 I'm not like you. I'm not a Magician. 743 00:41:02,923 --> 00:41:05,051 But I could feel it when it was gone. 744 00:41:05,968 --> 00:41:07,845 And I knew it wasn't a coincidence 745 00:41:07,928 --> 00:41:10,890 when I went into remission a week later. 746 00:41:10,973 --> 00:41:12,016 QUENTIN: You're right. 747 00:41:12,350 --> 00:41:14,352 My friends and I were trying to fix it. 748 00:41:14,435 --> 00:41:16,228 And how's that been going? 749 00:41:16,562 --> 00:41:18,481 We're getting really close. 750 00:41:24,445 --> 00:41:27,031 So are you here to ask my permission? 751 00:41:27,114 --> 00:41:28,240 To... 752 00:41:29,909 --> 00:41:31,410 Turn it back on? 753 00:41:35,498 --> 00:41:36,999 On this quest... 754 00:41:38,417 --> 00:41:40,419 I've lived a whole life. 755 00:41:43,881 --> 00:41:47,176 I grew old, and I got married. And I had a son. 756 00:41:48,427 --> 00:41:49,804 Who grew old. 757 00:41:51,514 --> 00:41:54,809 And what was all that for if it's not for this? 758 00:41:57,895 --> 00:42:02,066 No, I'm not here to ask for your permission. 759 00:42:06,946 --> 00:42:10,324 I wanted to look you in the eye 760 00:42:10,408 --> 00:42:12,284 and tell you that I'm sorry. 761 00:42:14,245 --> 00:42:16,288 I don't know what's going to happen. 762 00:42:18,582 --> 00:42:20,793 But I'm going to do this. 763 00:42:27,091 --> 00:42:28,509 What was his name? 764 00:42:30,136 --> 00:42:31,262 Your son. 765 00:42:32,805 --> 00:42:34,765 I named him after you. 766 00:42:34,789 --> 00:42:39,789 http://hiqve.com/ 56485

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