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Previously on "Us"...
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What?
Just imagine a montage.
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A group of fine-looking grad students
were invited to a secret school for magic
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where a bunch of stuff happened
that doesn't really matter,
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until they ran into
a mysterious figure.
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The answer to a riddle
they didn't even know to ask.
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It's you.
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Do you want
this recap or not?
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So, yeah, it was me.
Things were awesome.
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For a minute.
We became kings and queens.
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Well, everybody but you.
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Everyone hooked up. I had
a threesome with two harpies.
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Skip to the parts
about me.
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JOSH: You had a lot of
drama with your hands.
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You signed a billion-year
contract with the Library
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to help out Kady.
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Wait, who's that?
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JOSH: Kady Orloff-Diaz?
Love of your life?
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Looks like she could crack
open your balls, because she can?
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Well, it was a love
for the ages.
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Despite the fact that Kady
got in way over her head
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with some hedge witches.
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Especially her best bitch, Julia
Wicker. Their term, not mine.
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(STAMMERS)
I would never.
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Whatever went down
definitely made them ex-best...
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Witches.
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Truthfully, the only person
Kady can stand is you.
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And that pretty much
cut both ways.
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No, come on, Penny, don't...
Don't... Come on.
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JOSH: And then
you died. Kind of.
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Meanwhile, magic
got all jacked up.
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You know what's weird,
that "jacked up" is bad,
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but "jacked off" is great.
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Focus, dude.
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So, with magic gone,
a bunch of fairy dicks
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invaded Fillory, made Eliot
and Margo look like derps,
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so the people revolted.
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Only ray of hope?
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Julia mysteriously
still has magic.
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Why? Question mark!
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We got sent on a dope quest to
find the Seven Keys that unlock magic.
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But the fourth one got dragon-gobbled
and lost in the Underworld.
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The other Penny sent us
the key, but never came back.
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Then came
my grand adventure.
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Hard pass.
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I also saved the day
in your dumb timeline.
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And snagged up key seven.
Yeah, I was there for that.
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You didn't save shit.
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Now wait, you skipped
the Sixth Key.
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This makes no goddamn sense.
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No, it's intentionally
confusing.
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You see, Julia saved a bunch
of fairies from slavery,
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so the Fairy Queen was like,
"I have the Sixth Key,
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"but I'm not going to give
it to you because she's..."
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A creamy bitch
is what she is.
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JULIA: Meanwhile, Alice
has been acting real fishy.
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Quentin was all like...
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Are you working
for the Library?
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And she was all...
Yes.
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And now, if you would please
refer to the hookuplmurder chart.
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Penny got with
the other Alice.
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Interesting.
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Now that we know
who porked whom,
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let's go over
who murdered whom.
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KADY: Penny?
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(EXCLAIMS)
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You're Kady.
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What's going on?
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I'm not your Penny.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(INDISTINCT WHISPERS)
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QUENTIN: Julia?
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Sorry, uh, what?
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What I'm saying is, if there's
a monster behind the door,
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opening the door is probably
not the smartest plan.
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But that's where magic is, like...
What, we can't exactly just stop.
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Plus, this didn't come
from the most reliable source.
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He was you.
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He was The Beast.
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Making decisions like this without
understanding the consequences
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is exactly
why magic is gone.
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So we figure out
if it's true.
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We... We search the castle,
find out what's inside.
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We could ask the Library.
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Yeah, you're right.
You should ask them.
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They say they
want to help.
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It'd be nice
if they actually did.
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I'll let you know
what they say.
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Q...
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Do you have
a better plan?
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JULIA: Yeah, maybe
don't trust the Library?
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They literally snort
the bones of fairies.
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We don't have
to trust them.
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The Penny that you
brought with you,
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the...
Penny 23.
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Yeah, look.
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Ask him to follow
Alice to the Library.
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He can Astral Project, they'll
never even know he was there.
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Catching up on the news?
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My timeline was
post-apocalyptic,
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and it wasn't
this fucked up.
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Alice is meeting
with the Library.
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We need you to follow her
on the Astral Plane.
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Q thinks you're more likely
to say yes if I ask,
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because you and the other
me shared a thing.
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But we both know
that we're total strangers.
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So...
Go on.
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Well... See, this is
a chance to unfuck magic.
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And as a new citizen
of Timeline 40,
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that should be something
you would want to do.
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Whoever asks.
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I have heard of the Castle
at the End of the World.
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It was built by the gods, but its
contents are secret by design.
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All we mortals know is that
we are not meant to know.
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Why wouldn't they want you
to know what's inside?
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Perhaps it is indeed the lair
of a horrifying monster.
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Or perhaps they simply enjoy
tormenting those of us
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who dedicate our lives
to cataloging information.
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Well, whatever
their motive,
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we'd be idiots
to go in totally blind.
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Then ask someone
who's been inside.
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A god.
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I believe your friends
have had encounters with them.
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Now, there is
another matter.
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ALICE: That's the Siphon?
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We thought it'd be bigger.
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It needs to be powered,
and it requires a lot of energy.
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Our intended source has not
fulfilled their end of our bargain.
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Well, how am I
supposed to use it?
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Your friend Julia.
She's powerful enough.
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If her magic were
implanted into the Siphon...
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She'd never go for that
if she knew what this does.
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Then you'll have to take
the power from her by force.
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That could kill her.
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We've all made sacrifices in
pursuit of our greater purpose.
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We need the Siphon
charged before...
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I know.
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Hmm.
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I just need some time to
figure out another way, or...
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I'll be in touch.
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Remember.
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Once magic is flowing again, you
have 30 seconds to attach the Siphon.
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If you miss that window,
our chance is gone forever.
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JOSH: I come bearing gifts.
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This is, like,
80% taco supplies.
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I'm sorry, do they not
have Tuesdays in Fillory?
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Feel free to do your own
grocery shopping next time.
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No, no. If I have to catch,
pluck, or boil
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one more pigeon, I'm going
to hurl myself off this ship.
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I was gone a lot longer
than I thought I would be.
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(SIGHS)
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Listen, Fen.
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Before you were born, you were
promised to a stranger.
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A king.
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And I'm not one anymore.
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You don't have
to stay for my sake.
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I'm guessing you've never thought about
where I would be if you never showed up.
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I have.
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Still in that same village
where I was born,
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married to one of the three
obnoxious boys I lived next to.
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Now those boys want to
drop you off a waterfall,
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and that's them being polite.
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What do you think they would
do if they got their hands on me?
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That got less touching
as you went.
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I can't go back
to my old life.
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I'm stuck with you, and that
means you're stuck with me.
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We've been trying to
negotiate with the Fairy Queen
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for the last key, but this
is what we got back.
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Eat my ass!
We're not sure if...
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BUNNY: Eat my ass!
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We're not sure if...
Eat. My. Ass!
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If this was the Fairy Queen's
response or this is one very kinky rabbit.
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Maybe there's something we
can do to get her attention?
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BUNNY: Eat. My. Ass.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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FRAY: These are
on the house.
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For you saving my life.
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We need to talk
to your Queen.
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You must know how
to get her to come.
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It's an emergency.
FRAY: No.
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The last time I saw her,
she threatened to murder me.
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Glass half full. She didn't
actually go through with it.
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But you must have fairy stepsisters
or someone you can talk to?
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There were no fairy
children in the Realm.
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Just humans they bargained
away from their real parents.
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Like me.
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Being sent to you
ruined everything.
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I can't go back
to the Fairy Realm,
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I don't fit in with humans.
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Why do you think
I work at an animal bar?
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No, really, really,
I'm not judging you.
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Trust me,
I'm not judging you.
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Now you show up and want
to make things even worse.
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Look, it's too late for me to
fix your fucked-up childhood.
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But what we want
to offer the Queen
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would mean real peace
for humans and fairies.
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Maybe the distance between us
can finally start to close.
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And maybe then,
you won't feel so alone.
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That's kind.
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But just so you know,
I'm not alone.
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MARGO: No, really.
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Bye, Margo.
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Bye, Humbledrum.
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I love that bear.
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So do I.
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Yeah, hooray for bears, but we
were kind of having a moment.
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No, honey, she "loves" him.
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Uh, so not bear boss.
Bear boyfriend?
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Is that a thing in Fillory?
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Apparently, very taboo.
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But like I told Humbledrum,
as long as it's consensual,
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if I got my way, I'd say go
hog-wild or bear-wild or bull-wild.
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He's very concerned
about getting your approval.
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I don't think he quite gets that
you're not even Fray's real dad.
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Well, then...
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I will say what I wish
my father had said to me.
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I'm so happy
you're dating a bear.
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Thanks...
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Dad.
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HUMBLEDRUM:
Thanks, Fray's dad.
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No problem.
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ALICE: That's all
the Librarian knows.
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We have to find someone
who's been inside the castle.
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So...
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A god. You say
that like it's easy.
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Our Lady Underground
hasn't answered me in months.
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Yeah, the only way to track
Bacchus down was his Instagram
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and it looks like it got deleted
for terms of service violations.
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Nipples, apparently.
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Well, that's bullshit.
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I'll ask Dean Fogg.
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If I can catch him
when he's sober, maybe.
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She's lying.
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Not about the god stuff,
that's true.
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It's what
she's leaving out.
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They have some sort of
metal thing called a "Siphon."
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She's supposed to charge it up
by ripping out Julia's power,
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which could kill her.
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She didn't seem psyched about
the idea, but she didn't say no.
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So, now what?
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PENNY 23: What's that?
Truth Key?
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If it was, I'd tell you
to go away.
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Unity.
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The walkie-talkie key.
245
00:12:28,461 --> 00:12:30,546
You're trying to talk
to the other Penny.
246
00:12:30,796 --> 00:12:35,092
No offense...
You're the "other Penny".
247
00:12:37,678 --> 00:12:38,846
Look.
248
00:12:41,349 --> 00:12:44,602
I don't blame you.
You're just trying to survive.
249
00:12:44,685 --> 00:12:48,689
It's... It's everyone else.
250
00:12:49,148 --> 00:12:52,401
Acting like finding you
is enough,
251
00:12:52,485 --> 00:12:57,740
when our Penny, the
real Penny, is out there.
252
00:12:58,407 --> 00:13:00,117
Down there.
253
00:13:00,201 --> 00:13:02,954
And maybe if...
254
00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:07,041
If we talk to him,
we could help him.
255
00:13:10,711 --> 00:13:12,254
What?
256
00:13:12,338 --> 00:13:16,133
Just... All that shit that
you did for the other me.
257
00:13:17,218 --> 00:13:18,636
The only person that
would have done that for me
258
00:13:18,719 --> 00:13:21,639
on my timeline is Julia.
259
00:13:23,099 --> 00:13:24,809
Yeah, well...
260
00:13:24,892 --> 00:13:26,394
(SNIFFLES)
261
00:13:26,519 --> 00:13:28,729
Our Julia is different.
262
00:13:28,813 --> 00:13:33,651
She is not the person
you loved.
263
00:13:33,901 --> 00:13:36,529
You don't owe me anything.
264
00:13:37,238 --> 00:13:42,201
But for what it's worth, it'd
be helpful if you explained it.
265
00:13:42,284 --> 00:13:43,953
How she's different.
266
00:13:58,551 --> 00:13:59,802
What about Reynard?
267
00:14:01,429 --> 00:14:04,306
What happened to him
after OLU. took him away?
268
00:14:04,390 --> 00:14:05,808
I don't know.
269
00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:10,354
But it was his spark
that Our Lady gave to Julia.
270
00:14:10,438 --> 00:14:12,356
I know it's
not about me.
271
00:14:13,357 --> 00:14:15,943
None of it ever
really felt about me.
272
00:14:19,071 --> 00:14:20,573
So I've, uh...
273
00:14:21,615 --> 00:14:25,453
Never really known how to deal
with how angry I am at all of it.
274
00:14:26,495 --> 00:14:28,080
Wait, so he
could be out there?
275
00:14:29,790 --> 00:14:33,335
Still a god,
but powerless?
276
00:14:33,419 --> 00:14:34,754
I guess.
277
00:14:37,381 --> 00:14:39,842
And only gods know
what's behind the door.
278
00:14:45,306 --> 00:14:46,474
No.
279
00:14:48,309 --> 00:14:50,811
We have to find Reynard.
280
00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:53,022
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
281
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:54,648
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
282
00:14:57,818 --> 00:15:00,780
Thank you for coming. I actually
have nothing to say to you.
283
00:15:00,863 --> 00:15:02,531
I know what you want.
284
00:15:03,365 --> 00:15:05,242
And I can't give it to you.
285
00:15:05,326 --> 00:15:06,410
We get it.
286
00:15:06,494 --> 00:15:09,080
Humans will chop you up
and snort your innards.
287
00:15:09,163 --> 00:15:11,373
But not all humans are like
that, you know that.
288
00:15:11,457 --> 00:15:12,458
FEN: We aren't.
289
00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:14,627
I told Julia about our key
290
00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:17,880
to give you all a chance
to give up on your quest.
291
00:15:17,963 --> 00:15:19,757
We aren't questing,
we are surrendering.
292
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,217
We are giving you
what you want,
293
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:25,596
a nice, quiet, moist-as-hell
spot on Fillory for you to settle.
294
00:15:25,679 --> 00:15:27,515
And you give us the key.
295
00:15:27,598 --> 00:15:30,184
Or... I walk away.
296
00:15:30,267 --> 00:15:32,603
And when the Lorians,
Floaters, and Western Hordes
297
00:15:32,686 --> 00:15:36,148
are done with Fillory,
I can take it.
298
00:15:36,232 --> 00:15:37,650
All of it.
299
00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:40,778
Our lifespans dwarf
even the dwarves.
300
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,739
We can wait
for what we want.
301
00:15:43,823 --> 00:15:46,742
Oh, but you can't,
can you?
302
00:15:47,535 --> 00:15:50,371
You see, Fray,
well, she told us
303
00:15:50,454 --> 00:15:53,124
that there are no
fairy children in your realm.
304
00:15:53,207 --> 00:15:56,418
So... That's a prob.
305
00:15:56,502 --> 00:15:59,505
ELIOT: That's why you planted your
eggs in the Northern Orchard, isn't it?
306
00:15:59,588 --> 00:16:01,590
You can't reproduce
in the Fairy Realm.
307
00:16:01,674 --> 00:16:03,968
Without Fillory,
you go extinct.
308
00:16:05,427 --> 00:16:07,805
MARGO: Fine,
ignore the problem.
309
00:16:07,888 --> 00:16:10,307
Your egg hole's
only getting dustier.
310
00:16:10,391 --> 00:16:12,810
You no longer speak
for the people of Fillory.
311
00:16:12,893 --> 00:16:15,771
Tick Pickwick does.
312
00:16:15,855 --> 00:16:18,107
And he has no interest
in a deal.
313
00:16:18,816 --> 00:16:23,154
If you want my key,
come back with a crown.
314
00:16:23,237 --> 00:16:24,864
Or an army.
315
00:16:29,535 --> 00:16:33,247
I pray to you,
Our Lady Underground.
316
00:16:33,747 --> 00:16:36,792
Please don't be
withholding for once.
317
00:16:37,168 --> 00:16:38,669
(INDISTINCT WHISPERS)
318
00:16:38,752 --> 00:16:40,129
DEAN: God damn it!
319
00:16:40,212 --> 00:16:41,422
Hello?
320
00:16:41,505 --> 00:16:42,756
(WHISPERING STOPS)
321
00:16:48,053 --> 00:16:49,221
JULIA: Dean Fogg?
322
00:16:50,681 --> 00:16:52,308
Were you talking in here?
323
00:16:52,391 --> 00:16:54,894
No, I was not. Why?
324
00:16:56,645 --> 00:17:01,859
I... I woke up this morning
with this ringing in my ears.
325
00:17:01,942 --> 00:17:03,861
You should get that checked.
326
00:17:03,944 --> 00:17:05,988
By someone who isn't me.
327
00:17:06,071 --> 00:17:07,698
But it's not just that.
328
00:17:07,781 --> 00:17:11,160
I can feel what
other people are feeling.
329
00:17:12,286 --> 00:17:16,332
You were given
the power of a god.
330
00:17:16,415 --> 00:17:20,711
Spiritual people might say
that you're hearing prayers.
331
00:17:22,504 --> 00:17:23,714
I heard you.
332
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,551
I felt something
coming from you.
333
00:17:28,385 --> 00:17:30,512
What, exactly?
334
00:17:30,596 --> 00:17:31,680
Desperation.
335
00:17:31,764 --> 00:17:32,848
(CHUCKLES)
336
00:17:33,015 --> 00:17:34,600
Look, I think that I'm
supposed to help you...
337
00:17:34,683 --> 00:17:37,603
No, I do not
need your help.
338
00:17:37,686 --> 00:17:39,396
Yes, you do.
339
00:17:40,272 --> 00:17:41,273
Your eyes...
340
00:17:41,357 --> 00:17:44,652
Were injured magically, and fixing
them with magic risks changing
341
00:17:44,735 --> 00:17:46,487
the very core of who I am.
342
00:17:46,570 --> 00:17:47,780
Do you understand?
343
00:17:47,863 --> 00:17:49,073
Yes.
344
00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:53,452
If you did it,
or another Magician.
345
00:17:53,535 --> 00:17:56,372
But that's not
what I am, exactly.
346
00:17:56,455 --> 00:18:00,167
If I'm hearing prayers, I'm supposed
to do something about them.
347
00:18:00,668 --> 00:18:02,753
Why give me this otherwise?
348
00:18:16,392 --> 00:18:18,519
(SIGHING HEAVILY)
349
00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:43,794
(WIND BLOWING)
350
00:18:48,173 --> 00:18:52,344
You know, I put a little
leftover pigeon in my taco,
351
00:18:52,428 --> 00:18:55,556
and it's really...
Really bad.
352
00:18:55,639 --> 00:18:58,767
MARGO: We need the key
to get back magic.
353
00:18:58,851 --> 00:19:00,728
We need our thrones
to get the key.
354
00:19:00,811 --> 00:19:02,980
We need magic
to get our thrones.
355
00:19:03,063 --> 00:19:05,649
It is an ouroboros of ass.
356
00:19:05,733 --> 00:19:08,736
Maybe King Idri and the Stone
Queen will back our claims.
357
00:19:08,819 --> 00:19:11,447
We defeat Tick's army,
storm the castle...
358
00:19:11,530 --> 00:19:12,531
JOSH: Yes, and,
359
00:19:12,614 --> 00:19:15,117
what if we replace the part
where we kill everyone with...
360
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,661
Oh, off the top
of my head, democracy?
361
00:19:17,745 --> 00:19:20,080
Like we were going to do
before magic got borked?
362
00:19:20,164 --> 00:19:21,957
Tick's the only one who
can call for an election,
363
00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:23,792
and he's got
nothing to gain.
364
00:19:25,169 --> 00:19:27,838
Oh, he'll call for it,
all right.
365
00:19:27,921 --> 00:19:30,174
Josh, I need you
to go to Kinko's.
366
00:19:31,967 --> 00:19:33,886
PICKWICK:
Election? What is this?
367
00:19:35,596 --> 00:19:36,930
There are
thousands of them.
368
00:19:37,014 --> 00:19:38,432
They were falling
from the sky.
369
00:19:38,515 --> 00:19:42,102
Over villages,
farms, a brothel...
370
00:19:42,186 --> 00:19:45,773
I... Happened to...
Be walking by.
371
00:19:45,856 --> 00:19:47,566
Collect them all
and burn them.
372
00:19:47,649 --> 00:19:49,651
Of course,
your grumpiness.
373
00:19:49,735 --> 00:19:53,864
But as Abigail
wisely reminded me,
374
00:19:53,947 --> 00:19:56,533
the citizens now believe
they're getting elections.
375
00:19:56,617 --> 00:19:59,161
You'd have to be the one
to announce they're not.
376
00:19:59,244 --> 00:20:03,957
Given the revolutionary mood
the people have been in recently...
377
00:20:05,459 --> 00:20:07,002
Your plan worked.
378
00:20:07,086 --> 00:20:09,755
Tick already started putting
up his own campaign flyers.
379
00:20:09,838 --> 00:20:12,716
Of course it worked.
Giving people shit is easy.
380
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,843
Taking it away
is almost impossible.
381
00:20:14,927 --> 00:20:17,513
Like Obama care.
382
00:20:17,596 --> 00:20:18,806
Or herpes.
383
00:20:18,889 --> 00:20:20,891
ELIOT: Too true, Bambi.
384
00:20:20,974 --> 00:20:26,021
Speaking of difficult conversations with
a former lover, do you have a second?
385
00:20:26,105 --> 00:20:28,065
Why the fuck shouldn't
my name be on that ballot?
386
00:20:28,148 --> 00:20:30,192
Because we are
running for king.
387
00:20:30,275 --> 00:20:32,736
We can call the job whatever
we want after we win it.
388
00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:36,073
It has been a struggle to bring
this place into the 20th century.
389
00:20:36,156 --> 00:20:37,157
Yes, 20th,
390
00:20:37,241 --> 00:20:39,451
because when we got here,
it was straight-up Dark Ages,
391
00:20:39,535 --> 00:20:40,744
and we have
to start somewhere.
392
00:20:40,828 --> 00:20:42,538
Yeah, we're really
civilizing them.
393
00:20:42,621 --> 00:20:44,581
What should we teach
them next, to outlaw abortion?
394
00:20:44,665 --> 00:20:47,000
Women don't want to work?
Wage gaps? Thigh gaps?
395
00:20:47,084 --> 00:20:49,670
Fillory is patriarchal.
396
00:20:49,753 --> 00:20:52,172
And we've got to put
our best foot forward.
397
00:20:52,256 --> 00:20:53,924
And I'm sorry,
but in this case,
398
00:20:54,007 --> 00:20:56,343
our foot
should have a dick.
399
00:21:00,514 --> 00:21:01,598
What, Josh?
400
00:21:02,224 --> 00:21:05,477
Do you have some patronizing
bullshit to tell me, too?
401
00:21:05,561 --> 00:21:08,480
No. Could you drop me off
at the Earth portal tree?
402
00:21:08,564 --> 00:21:10,524
I have an idea,
but I need...
403
00:21:10,607 --> 00:21:12,151
JULIA: Me?
404
00:21:12,234 --> 00:21:13,527
How did you...
405
00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:16,071
Yeah, I have no idea.
406
00:21:16,155 --> 00:21:17,156
Hi, Margo.
407
00:21:17,239 --> 00:21:19,199
I felt
you needed my help.
408
00:21:19,283 --> 00:21:23,787
And now I'm here.
It's been a weird day.
409
00:21:24,496 --> 00:21:26,623
JULIA: Can't believe
I did this.
410
00:21:27,916 --> 00:21:29,960
This forest fed
so many people.
411
00:21:30,043 --> 00:21:33,797
Not for nothing, but when
I was at my lowest point,
412
00:21:33,881 --> 00:21:35,549
that tiny spell
you showed me,
413
00:21:35,632 --> 00:21:37,968
it's what got me back
in the fight.
414
00:21:38,051 --> 00:21:42,639
Magic is the thing that makes
the Children of Earth special.
415
00:21:42,723 --> 00:21:45,309
All I'm asking is, try.
416
00:21:51,565 --> 00:21:52,733
(SIGHS)
417
00:22:00,282 --> 00:22:01,658
(GROUND CRACKING)
418
00:22:19,176 --> 00:22:21,720
(GROUND RUMBLING)
419
00:22:42,115 --> 00:22:44,159
Vote Children of Earth.
420
00:22:45,786 --> 00:22:48,622
Vote Children of Earth.
421
00:22:51,875 --> 00:22:53,710
Vote the Children of Earth!
422
00:22:53,877 --> 00:22:57,005
Step right up,
grab a poster.
423
00:22:57,089 --> 00:22:58,799
(INDISTINCT WHISPERS)
424
00:23:08,308 --> 00:23:09,643
We need to talk.
425
00:23:09,726 --> 00:23:10,978
Look, Quentin...
426
00:23:11,061 --> 00:23:12,771
What is a Siphon?
427
00:23:12,854 --> 00:23:15,065
And why do you need
Julia to power it?
428
00:23:15,148 --> 00:23:16,358
You spied on me?
429
00:23:16,441 --> 00:23:17,818
What does it do?
430
00:23:19,653 --> 00:23:22,281
It's a safeguard.
That's all.
431
00:23:22,364 --> 00:23:24,866
The Library wants
to turn magic back on.
432
00:23:24,950 --> 00:23:26,243
And once it's back on,
they want to make sure
433
00:23:26,326 --> 00:23:29,371
it doesn't get used for the
wrong things by the wrong people.
434
00:23:29,454 --> 00:23:31,373
So, the Siphon diverts
435
00:23:31,456 --> 00:23:35,502
magic to the Library so that
they can choose who can use it?
436
00:23:37,671 --> 00:23:39,923
Look, you took a test
to get into Brakebills.
437
00:23:40,007 --> 00:23:42,009
If you failed, you would
have gotten sent away,
438
00:23:42,092 --> 00:23:43,635
with no memory of magic.
439
00:23:43,719 --> 00:23:45,304
Happily ignorant.
440
00:23:45,846 --> 00:23:51,143
But because a group of smart individuals
made a judgment call, they let you in.
441
00:23:52,686 --> 00:23:54,688
Why should the Library
get to choose?
442
00:23:54,771 --> 00:23:56,273
They're corrupt,
they're killers.
443
00:23:56,356 --> 00:23:57,816
Yeah, so are we.
444
00:23:58,692 --> 00:24:02,571
At least they have the
information, the perspective.
445
00:24:03,739 --> 00:24:07,034
You love magic, and you're
probably the best there is at it.
446
00:24:07,909 --> 00:24:10,120
You're terrified of what
you'll do with it.
447
00:24:11,038 --> 00:24:12,247
I have reason to be.
448
00:24:12,331 --> 00:24:14,875
I don't know everything
that you did as a Niff in,
449
00:24:14,958 --> 00:24:19,296
but I know that people make mistakes
so that they can change and do better.
450
00:24:19,379 --> 00:24:21,673
But only if they're
given the chance.
451
00:24:21,757 --> 00:24:24,885
Taking away choice
is not the answer.
452
00:24:27,429 --> 00:24:30,140
There are seven keys,
and we have eight questers.
453
00:24:30,223 --> 00:24:32,643
We can do this
without you, and we will.
454
00:24:32,726 --> 00:24:34,770
Unless you give me
the Siphon.
455
00:24:52,537 --> 00:24:54,831
Just remember that
when magic was turned off,
456
00:24:54,915 --> 00:24:57,000
your dad went
into remission, Q.
457
00:24:57,084 --> 00:24:58,418
And once you
turn it back on,
458
00:24:58,502 --> 00:25:01,213
his cancer comes back,
and he dies.
459
00:25:08,178 --> 00:25:11,139
Straw polls are in,
and our ratings are way up.
460
00:25:11,223 --> 00:25:12,849
I mean, off the charts.
461
00:25:12,933 --> 00:25:15,686
Julia has done us
the solidest solid.
462
00:25:15,769 --> 00:25:19,189
After the trees, she grew
food for the starving peasants.
463
00:25:19,272 --> 00:25:20,607
She fixed the dry wells.
464
00:25:20,774 --> 00:25:23,985
She even helped this one guy's
bajanked case of head lice.
465
00:25:24,069 --> 00:25:28,407
I mean, Children of Earth
are back on top!
466
00:25:28,490 --> 00:25:30,117
(JOSH EXCLAIMS)
467
00:25:31,576 --> 00:25:35,997
Her Flealessness suggests that your
time as high king has been so brief,
468
00:25:36,081 --> 00:25:39,501
the Fillorian people don't
yet know what you stand for.
469
00:25:39,584 --> 00:25:41,294
I stand for them.
470
00:25:41,378 --> 00:25:43,797
I stand
for economic stability.
471
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:47,134
For a solid,
well-researched strategy.
472
00:25:48,260 --> 00:25:49,511
PICKWICK: That's it.
473
00:25:49,594 --> 00:25:52,723
I'm going to tell them,
in detail, my plan.
474
00:25:52,806 --> 00:25:55,434
Rafe, write this down.
475
00:25:55,976 --> 00:26:01,606
My fellow Fillorians, I hereby
set forth my policy to restore
476
00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:05,485
economic and societal growth
to a reunified Fillory...
477
00:26:05,569 --> 00:26:10,407
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
(SIGHS) So uninspiring.
478
00:26:10,490 --> 00:26:14,369
Does he really think he can
win by boring them to death?
479
00:26:14,453 --> 00:26:15,537
Josh!
480
00:26:16,872 --> 00:26:19,332
I hereby declare
all native Fillorians
481
00:26:19,416 --> 00:26:22,043
shall receive ten free
sacks of grain every year.
482
00:26:22,127 --> 00:26:24,546
MARGO: And how exactly are we
supposed to grow that much grain,
483
00:26:24,629 --> 00:26:26,256
even with magic?
484
00:26:26,339 --> 00:26:28,967
You're making a promise
you can't keep.
485
00:26:29,050 --> 00:26:31,803
Bambi, first rule
of politics on Earth.
486
00:26:31,887 --> 00:26:33,263
All you have to do is say it.
487
00:26:33,346 --> 00:26:35,766
It doesn't have to be true.
(EXCITED CHATTER)
488
00:26:37,184 --> 00:26:39,394
I hereby declare,
under my administration,
489
00:26:39,478 --> 00:26:42,272
low-interest loans
for all new infrastructure.
490
00:26:42,355 --> 00:26:44,191
Easy. No-interest loans.
491
00:26:44,274 --> 00:26:45,901
And we're going to
build Fillory's first...
492
00:26:45,984 --> 00:26:47,986
"Power... Plants."
493
00:26:49,279 --> 00:26:51,823
Like, geraniums?
494
00:26:52,991 --> 00:26:57,037
Will Tick's granular policies
keep you warm at night?
495
00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:58,830
No. You know what will?
496
00:26:58,914 --> 00:27:01,208
Extending
the Fillorian summer.
497
00:27:01,291 --> 00:27:03,251
My proposition for growth
in new sectors...
498
00:27:03,335 --> 00:27:05,295
Free healthcare for all !
Based on rigorous
499
00:27:05,378 --> 00:27:07,380
survey research...
Champagne fountains
500
00:27:07,464 --> 00:27:09,508
in every village. PICKWICK:
The abatement of dependency
501
00:27:09,591 --> 00:27:10,884
on the Golden Goose standard.
502
00:27:10,967 --> 00:27:11,968
Wealth!
503
00:27:12,052 --> 00:27:15,180
PICKWICK: Regulation of agricultural
waste to prevent environmental runoff.
504
00:27:15,263 --> 00:27:18,433
Feasts. Annual famine
and rampant poverty.
505
00:27:18,517 --> 00:27:19,601
Boat parties!
506
00:27:19,684 --> 00:27:21,978
ALL: Three cheers for Eliot!
507
00:27:22,062 --> 00:27:24,147
Hooray, hooray, hooray!
508
00:27:24,231 --> 00:27:27,901
Eliot, I am so sorry.
What is it?
509
00:27:27,984 --> 00:27:29,361
Tick's campaign
just leaked
510
00:27:29,444 --> 00:27:31,279
the transcript
from your trial.
511
00:27:31,363 --> 00:27:34,658
You mean the one where he called
Fillory "a malodorous shithole"?
512
00:27:35,075 --> 00:27:37,077
FEN: It's already
hit the posts.
513
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,207
Son of a Pickwick.
514
00:27:46,211 --> 00:27:48,463
KADY: Julia,
what the fuck...
515
00:27:48,547 --> 00:27:50,966
JULIA: There's
a little boy in Syracuse.
516
00:27:52,259 --> 00:27:54,511
I can feel his
parents praying.
517
00:27:55,512 --> 00:28:00,934
I know if I just focus enough,
I can bring down his fever.
518
00:28:01,017 --> 00:28:05,605
I feel bad
interrupting this.
519
00:28:05,689 --> 00:28:07,941
But we need your help
with something.
520
00:28:08,942 --> 00:28:10,193
Finding Reynard.
521
00:28:12,112 --> 00:28:13,154
I know.
522
00:28:13,947 --> 00:28:16,324
But we need
to talk to a god.
523
00:28:16,408 --> 00:28:17,909
I want to help you, but...
524
00:28:17,993 --> 00:28:19,119
KADY: Julia.
525
00:28:19,202 --> 00:28:21,621
You have all the power now.
526
00:28:22,289 --> 00:28:24,416
Yeah, but he's
still a trickster.
527
00:28:24,499 --> 00:28:26,459
We don't know
what he's capable of.
528
00:28:27,085 --> 00:28:31,798
Look, nobody hates that he's
still alive more than me.
529
00:28:32,299 --> 00:28:37,012
But if we don't do it, we're
at a complete standstill.
530
00:28:38,305 --> 00:28:41,600
All you'd have to do
is locate him,
531
00:28:41,683 --> 00:28:45,604
power up Penny's tattoos,
and we'll take it from there.
532
00:28:45,687 --> 00:28:47,564
You can also say no.
533
00:28:52,444 --> 00:28:54,237
I'm not going to
send you there alone.
534
00:28:54,321 --> 00:28:55,322
Great.
535
00:28:56,781 --> 00:28:58,408
All right, I'll get the stuff
for the locator.
536
00:28:58,491 --> 00:28:59,743
There's no need.
537
00:29:01,161 --> 00:29:03,246
I can feel him
with my mind.
538
00:29:04,706 --> 00:29:06,082
You guys ready?
539
00:29:06,166 --> 00:29:07,417
Wait, what are you...
540
00:29:08,251 --> 00:29:09,461
(WIND WHOOSHING)
541
00:29:13,214 --> 00:29:14,716
This is the place.
542
00:29:15,759 --> 00:29:16,968
He's nearby.
543
00:29:17,302 --> 00:29:20,180
I have to say,
this is pretty disappointing.
544
00:29:20,263 --> 00:29:21,473
Yeah.
545
00:29:21,932 --> 00:29:26,102
We were all kind of hoping to find
Reynard showering in a Russian prison.
546
00:29:32,317 --> 00:29:33,902
(GRUNTS)
(ALARM BEEPING)
547
00:29:38,782 --> 00:29:40,367
Oh, shit.
548
00:29:43,703 --> 00:29:47,916
PENNY 23: Roxane Gay,
bell hooks, feminist lit?
549
00:29:49,501 --> 00:29:51,086
What, are you
saving these
550
00:29:51,169 --> 00:29:53,046
for a rapist
book-burning party?
551
00:29:53,213 --> 00:29:54,756
I've changed.
552
00:29:54,839 --> 00:29:57,550
Living amongst
the humans has given me
553
00:29:57,634 --> 00:29:59,302
a whole new perspective.
554
00:29:59,886 --> 00:30:04,057
You're still a liar and pathetic,
but I guess you always were.
555
00:30:04,140 --> 00:30:05,350
(SIGHS)
556
00:30:06,226 --> 00:30:07,852
Why are you here?
557
00:30:08,561 --> 00:30:11,272
What could I have
that you could possibly want?
558
00:30:11,356 --> 00:30:14,359
Let's talk about the Castle
at the End of the World.
559
00:30:14,442 --> 00:30:15,694
What's inside?
560
00:30:16,194 --> 00:30:17,862
How do you guys know
about that place?
561
00:30:17,946 --> 00:30:19,614
Answer her question.
562
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,200
You're not thinking
of going there, are you?
563
00:30:22,283 --> 00:30:24,244
You know there's a reason
the gods had the Architect
564
00:30:24,327 --> 00:30:25,996
put it at the end
of the world?
565
00:30:26,079 --> 00:30:27,163
"The Architect"?
566
00:30:28,373 --> 00:30:29,791
It's not for you
little guys to know.
567
00:30:29,874 --> 00:30:31,209
It's funny...
568
00:30:31,710 --> 00:30:34,212
'Cause from where I stand,
you're the little guy now.
569
00:30:34,546 --> 00:30:36,923
(LAUGHING)
570
00:30:37,173 --> 00:30:40,468
You have all my power,
and look at you.
571
00:30:40,552 --> 00:30:43,513
Trying to handle
something you cannot handle.
572
00:30:43,596 --> 00:30:46,683
You should have kept your mouth
shut and stayed in your place.
573
00:30:46,766 --> 00:30:49,102
You've gotten yourself
into some real trouble now.
574
00:30:49,185 --> 00:30:50,729
You think it's easy
being a god?
575
00:30:54,482 --> 00:30:55,775
You feel that?
576
00:30:56,526 --> 00:31:00,030
Your tiny spark
577
00:31:00,155 --> 00:31:05,368
has grown bigger in me than
it could have ever in you.
578
00:31:05,452 --> 00:31:06,494
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
579
00:31:06,578 --> 00:31:08,788
You want the truth
about the Castle?
580
00:31:08,872 --> 00:31:11,624
The Castle's where the gods
put the stuff they made before us.
581
00:31:11,708 --> 00:31:13,460
The stuff that
didn't work out.
582
00:31:13,543 --> 00:31:16,212
Mistakes that never
should have happened.
583
00:31:16,296 --> 00:31:18,381
Kinda like you.
I hope you do go.
584
00:31:18,465 --> 00:31:21,092
Open that door,
see what happens!
585
00:31:21,176 --> 00:31:22,969
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
586
00:31:24,262 --> 00:31:25,555
No!
587
00:31:36,608 --> 00:31:37,776
Recognize it?
588
00:31:40,612 --> 00:31:41,613
Yeah.
589
00:31:42,572 --> 00:31:44,407
I made it to kill him.
590
00:31:44,491 --> 00:31:46,743
How did you get this?
591
00:31:46,826 --> 00:31:49,537
Did Our Lady
give it to you?
592
00:31:49,662 --> 00:31:52,290
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
Of course not.
593
00:31:52,373 --> 00:31:54,501
My mother left me
here to rot.
594
00:31:54,584 --> 00:31:56,753
My stepfather Hades was the
only one that took pity on me.
595
00:31:56,836 --> 00:31:59,672
He slipped me that gun to shoot
myself in case of emergency.
596
00:31:59,756 --> 00:32:01,424
I'm still a god.
597
00:32:01,508 --> 00:32:03,760
Limp or not,
we're hard to kill.
598
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,518
What are you willing to bet
this god-killing bullet
599
00:32:11,601 --> 00:32:13,561
will work on the monster
in the Castle?
600
00:32:15,688 --> 00:32:17,357
The fate of the world?
601
00:32:18,650 --> 00:32:20,110
That's good enough for me.
602
00:32:22,237 --> 00:32:23,613
Whoa, that's it?
603
00:32:24,739 --> 00:32:26,407
You're just going
to leave him there?
604
00:32:26,491 --> 00:32:29,244
After what he did
to the both of you?
605
00:32:30,245 --> 00:32:31,412
Shoot him.
606
00:32:34,415 --> 00:32:35,875
Kady, you wanted this.
607
00:32:35,959 --> 00:32:39,254
I wanted him to be
punished for what he did.
608
00:32:42,298 --> 00:32:43,550
And he is.
609
00:32:44,592 --> 00:32:45,885
Leave him here.
610
00:32:56,896 --> 00:33:00,316
I am here to deliver
the official election results.
611
00:33:01,401 --> 00:33:03,570
Eliot has lost.
612
00:33:04,404 --> 00:33:05,613
Shocker.
613
00:33:06,156 --> 00:33:07,365
Uh...
614
00:33:07,448 --> 00:33:09,951
Tick has also lost.
615
00:33:10,493 --> 00:33:11,536
Um, what?
616
00:33:11,619 --> 00:33:13,538
Our new High King...
617
00:33:14,581 --> 00:33:15,790
Is Margo.
618
00:33:21,379 --> 00:33:23,882
But I... I wasn't
even on the ballot.
619
00:33:23,965 --> 00:33:25,884
You won as a write-in.
620
00:33:25,967 --> 00:33:27,510
Who wrote me in?
621
00:33:27,594 --> 00:33:29,429
The talking animals.
622
00:33:29,512 --> 00:33:32,223
It seems you were the only
human on the campaign trail
623
00:33:32,307 --> 00:33:34,934
who stopped to listen
to their concerns.
624
00:33:35,018 --> 00:33:37,228
You mean that drunk bear?
625
00:33:37,312 --> 00:33:41,065
Humbledrum is a highly respected
member of the community.
626
00:33:41,149 --> 00:33:47,280
You see, there are certain taboo
subjects you broached with him.
627
00:33:47,363 --> 00:33:49,282
Bestiality?
628
00:33:49,365 --> 00:33:51,326
The talking
animals believe
629
00:33:51,409 --> 00:33:53,328
that if they were allowed
to inter-marry with humans,
630
00:33:53,411 --> 00:33:56,247
then humans will finally
see them as equals.
631
00:33:56,331 --> 00:34:02,295
None of us were brave enough to speak
out in support of the cause, until you.
632
00:34:04,547 --> 00:34:07,592
You really love that sloth,
don't you?
633
00:34:10,386 --> 00:34:14,349
So the human vote basically
means nothing in Fillory.
634
00:34:14,432 --> 00:34:17,477
Considering there's never been
an election or census before,
635
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,897
we had no idea there were only
50,000 humans in Fillory,
636
00:34:20,980 --> 00:34:25,610
and upwards of a
million talking animals.
637
00:34:25,693 --> 00:34:27,695
So... Yes.
638
00:34:29,906 --> 00:34:32,742
On behalf of Abigail,
let me be the first
639
00:34:32,825 --> 00:34:36,371
to swear loyalty
to the new administration.
640
00:34:38,957 --> 00:34:39,958
El...
641
00:34:43,586 --> 00:34:44,796
I'm so sorry.
642
00:34:54,931 --> 00:34:57,350
And allow me
to be the second.
643
00:34:58,351 --> 00:35:02,021
High King Margo.
Long may you reign.
644
00:35:05,066 --> 00:35:06,192
(WHIMPERS)
645
00:35:08,069 --> 00:35:10,196
(CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
646
00:35:13,616 --> 00:35:15,660
(WHOOPING AND CHEERING)
647
00:35:42,353 --> 00:35:43,771
Hey, Tick.
648
00:35:43,855 --> 00:35:47,650
I intend to choose
Death by a Thousand Pokes.
649
00:35:47,734 --> 00:35:50,403
They say you only feel
the first hundred or so.
650
00:35:50,486 --> 00:35:51,988
Tick, we're not going
to execute you.
651
00:35:52,071 --> 00:35:54,073
If you proved anything
during your campaign,
652
00:35:54,157 --> 00:35:57,910
it's that Fillory needs
a policy wonk like you.
653
00:35:57,994 --> 00:36:00,997
You're still
bitch-listed, but...
654
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,207
King Margo would like you
in her cabinet.
655
00:36:03,416 --> 00:36:04,584
(GASPS)
656
00:36:05,043 --> 00:36:09,630
With a full 24-hour security
detail watching everything you do.
657
00:36:09,714 --> 00:36:12,884
We don't trust you,
but we need you.
658
00:36:17,055 --> 00:36:18,556
(CHUCKLES)
659
00:36:18,931 --> 00:36:21,976
Citizenship for every fairy,
full protection of the law,
660
00:36:22,060 --> 00:36:23,644
and a seat
in the government.
661
00:36:23,728 --> 00:36:24,937
But we need the key.
662
00:36:25,021 --> 00:36:26,773
And you shall have it.
663
00:36:26,856 --> 00:36:29,817
Once the last fairies have
been moved to our new home.
664
00:36:31,861 --> 00:36:33,863
I always saw
something in you.
665
00:36:34,739 --> 00:36:37,533
Even when you didn't
see it in yourself.
666
00:36:39,786 --> 00:36:41,704
Now, perhaps you will.
667
00:36:41,788 --> 00:36:42,830
(GASPS)
668
00:36:48,169 --> 00:36:49,504
(GASPS)
669
00:36:50,922 --> 00:36:52,799
MARGO: You gave me...
670
00:36:54,801 --> 00:36:57,637
I can... I can see
all sorts of things.
671
00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:58,846
It's a fairy eye.
672
00:36:58,930 --> 00:37:03,142
A gift you will learn
to understand in time.
673
00:37:03,935 --> 00:37:06,521
But one you must hide
in plain sight.
674
00:37:08,022 --> 00:37:09,190
(GASPS SOFTLY)
675
00:37:10,525 --> 00:37:13,111
Could I maybe
get some fairy toes?
676
00:37:13,194 --> 00:37:14,654
Hello?
677
00:37:32,296 --> 00:37:33,464
MARGO: Cranky as shit.
678
00:37:33,548 --> 00:37:34,924
JOSH: Just take
a little off the top.
679
00:37:35,007 --> 00:37:36,717
MARGO: I just
collapsed my entire rental.
680
00:37:36,801 --> 00:37:38,928
QUENTIN: Last time,
we were... Oh, my God...
681
00:37:39,011 --> 00:37:40,513
JOSH: Are we
supposed to sing again?
682
00:37:40,596 --> 00:37:42,432
ELIOT: Holy shit, no.
MARGO: We've got news!
683
00:37:42,515 --> 00:37:44,058
Penny, is that you?
PENNY: Yeah.
684
00:37:44,142 --> 00:37:45,935
MARGO: We just got
the last key from the fairies.
685
00:37:46,018 --> 00:37:48,938
Okay, everyone
just shut up! It's Penny.
686
00:37:49,021 --> 00:37:50,481
All right, look, listen.
687
00:37:50,565 --> 00:37:51,816
I don't know how
much time we have.
688
00:37:51,941 --> 00:37:53,609
PENNY: Kady. But
I'm going to get you out
689
00:37:53,693 --> 00:37:56,112
of the Underworld, no matter
what it takes, I promise.
690
00:37:56,195 --> 00:37:58,614
PENNY 23: Kady.
I love you.
691
00:37:58,698 --> 00:38:00,616
This is Penny 23.
692
00:38:02,618 --> 00:38:05,955
The key replaced
my Penny with you.
693
00:38:06,038 --> 00:38:08,875
Look, I'm really sorry.
694
00:38:12,003 --> 00:38:13,212
(CLATTERS)
695
00:38:13,296 --> 00:38:14,755
(BREATH TREMBLES)
696
00:38:15,673 --> 00:38:16,841
JULIA: This is it.
697
00:38:17,550 --> 00:38:19,051
The end of the story.
698
00:38:20,052 --> 00:38:22,138
Floodgates of magic,
ready to be opened.
699
00:38:23,139 --> 00:38:25,808
Q? What's up,
what's wrong?
700
00:38:30,605 --> 00:38:32,857
The quest is supposed
to change us.
701
00:38:32,940 --> 00:38:35,151
I've sacrificed everything
that it wanted me to
702
00:38:35,234 --> 00:38:37,820
up to this point,
and I... I can't...
703
00:38:37,904 --> 00:38:39,655
You thought that
when you got here,
704
00:38:39,739 --> 00:38:43,868
you'd be 150% sure you
were doing the right thing.
705
00:38:44,660 --> 00:38:46,787
Now, you're only
somewhere around 70%.
706
00:38:46,871 --> 00:38:49,582
Because you're worried
about your dad.
707
00:38:51,709 --> 00:38:53,044
Party trick.
708
00:38:54,253 --> 00:38:56,506
I just feel things.
709
00:38:56,964 --> 00:38:59,800
I heard you healed
Dean Fogg's eyes.
710
00:38:59,884 --> 00:39:01,427
Maybe...
711
00:39:01,511 --> 00:39:03,763
I could heal your dad?
712
00:39:05,348 --> 00:39:07,600
Right now,
he's perfectly healthy.
713
00:39:07,683 --> 00:39:09,352
There's nothing to do.
714
00:39:11,020 --> 00:39:13,147
If magic comes back,
715
00:39:13,231 --> 00:39:17,693
a lot of dominoes will fall
in ways that we can't predict.
716
00:39:17,777 --> 00:39:20,363
I don't know if I'll
be able to help or not.
717
00:39:21,614 --> 00:39:22,907
It's the deal.
718
00:39:24,367 --> 00:39:26,035
Sorry it's vague.
719
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,082
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
720
00:39:35,211 --> 00:39:39,257
What if the thing that the
quest wants me to be is cold?
721
00:39:41,842 --> 00:39:45,555
Being willing to sacrifice
the people I love?
722
00:39:50,643 --> 00:39:53,563
Then the quest fucked up
when it chose Quentin Cold water.
723
00:39:55,731 --> 00:39:56,732
Maybe.
724
00:40:03,406 --> 00:40:04,615
It's all real.
725
00:40:07,368 --> 00:40:09,620
The Chatwins and Fillory.
726
00:40:11,205 --> 00:40:12,415
I've been there.
727
00:40:12,498 --> 00:40:17,211
I... I sat on a throne
in Whitespire, and I...
728
00:40:18,004 --> 00:40:19,797
I explored
the Flying Forest.
729
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:23,676
And I...
Met Ember and Umber.
730
00:40:23,759 --> 00:40:24,844
(CHUCKLES)
731
00:40:26,345 --> 00:40:28,598
I remember reading you
those books.
732
00:40:30,016 --> 00:40:31,475
Curly Q...
733
00:40:32,310 --> 00:40:34,770
If all that's out there...
734
00:40:35,938 --> 00:40:37,398
What are you doing here?
735
00:40:37,481 --> 00:40:39,442
I'm on a quest.
736
00:40:40,192 --> 00:40:41,652
TED: In New Jersey?
737
00:40:44,739 --> 00:40:46,657
I have a problem.
738
00:40:48,034 --> 00:40:50,202
And I don't know
what to do.
739
00:40:50,828 --> 00:40:53,372
No matter what choice I make,
somebody gets hurt.
740
00:40:54,957 --> 00:40:56,083
Magic's gone.
741
00:40:57,376 --> 00:40:58,461
Isn't it?
742
00:40:59,962 --> 00:41:02,465
I'm not like you.
I'm not a Magician.
743
00:41:02,923 --> 00:41:05,051
But I could feel it
when it was gone.
744
00:41:05,968 --> 00:41:07,845
And I knew
it wasn't a coincidence
745
00:41:07,928 --> 00:41:10,890
when I went into
remission a week later.
746
00:41:10,973 --> 00:41:12,016
QUENTIN: You're right.
747
00:41:12,350 --> 00:41:14,352
My friends and I
were trying to fix it.
748
00:41:14,435 --> 00:41:16,228
And how's that been going?
749
00:41:16,562 --> 00:41:18,481
We're getting
really close.
750
00:41:24,445 --> 00:41:27,031
So are you here
to ask my permission?
751
00:41:27,114 --> 00:41:28,240
To...
752
00:41:29,909 --> 00:41:31,410
Turn it back on?
753
00:41:35,498 --> 00:41:36,999
On this quest...
754
00:41:38,417 --> 00:41:40,419
I've lived a whole life.
755
00:41:43,881 --> 00:41:47,176
I grew old, and I got
married. And I had a son.
756
00:41:48,427 --> 00:41:49,804
Who grew old.
757
00:41:51,514 --> 00:41:54,809
And what was all that
for if it's not for this?
758
00:41:57,895 --> 00:42:02,066
No, I'm not here
to ask for your permission.
759
00:42:06,946 --> 00:42:10,324
I wanted to look you
in the eye
760
00:42:10,408 --> 00:42:12,284
and tell you
that I'm sorry.
761
00:42:14,245 --> 00:42:16,288
I don't know
what's going to happen.
762
00:42:18,582 --> 00:42:20,793
But I'm going to do this.
763
00:42:27,091 --> 00:42:28,509
What was his name?
764
00:42:30,136 --> 00:42:31,262
Your son.
765
00:42:32,805 --> 00:42:34,765
I named him after you.
766
00:42:34,789 --> 00:42:39,789
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