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QUENTIN: Previously on
The Magicians...
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Children of Earth have been making
a mess of things here for some time.
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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
(MARGO GASPING)
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(MARGO SCREAMING)
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I'm your Queen!
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I demand that this triallpeasant
uprising be dismissed.
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Josh Hoberman, class of '16.
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Come with me
if you want to live.
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It has begun.
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Sorry.
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JULIA: Is that cocaine?
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It's the excretion of a
very rare magical creature.
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But, yes, you will
have to snort it.
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What creature?
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JULIA: A fairy?
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And I can't see her because
I've never made a fairy deal?
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My daughter's dead
because of them.
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You need to talk
to Irene's fairy.
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My name is Skye.
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Fen, what is it?
What do you see?
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FEN: It's her, it's Skye.
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Oh, God,
they cut off her leg.
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JULIA: That's what the powder
is made of.
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(MOUTHING)
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Weren't you supposed to
report to the Underworld
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branch of the Library anyway?
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Yeah, and I burned my body
to avoid that.
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(PANTING) Did you...
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Okay, come on.
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Alice, are you working
with the Library?
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(YELLING)
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Maybe we should've waited at
the mirror for a little while longer.
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I mean, maybe they survived
somehow. They didn't.
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Ask her.
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Harriet and Victoria
were in the bridge.
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I'm pretty sure
both mirrors shattered.
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Oh, my God. No.
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There's your answer.
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Where's your bag?
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I need the Truth Key.
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To see Penny,
if he made it back.
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All right.
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You found the Fourth Key?
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(SOFT FLUTTERING)
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Here we go.
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Okay. It's in code.
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Mmm.
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Be careful with that.
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(BREATHING HEAVILY) Penny?
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This looks familiar.
You know what? No.
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Not till you tell me what
you were doing in the Library.
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I was finishing something.
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Grand Unified Theory
of Magic.
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I needed information.
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Penny!
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Funny, 'cause there is
no magic to unify.
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Just let me see it again.
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No.
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I... I know what it is.
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Music.
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Music?
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Medieval music.
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(SIGHS)
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Here.
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Just give it
a minute, okay?
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(MEDIEVAL MELODY PLAYING)
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Sure you're playing it right?
Yes, I'm sure.
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Then you're an idiot.
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Back then the scale
didn't start at C.
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So that's an A.
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What?
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No, I just didn't know
that you had...
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Well, me and music
go way back.
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It's what my mom took her
clothes off to for money.
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And save the judgment.
She was good.
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And she liked it. And it
paid for piano lessons.
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(MEDIEVAL MELODY PLAYING)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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What? Where'd it go?
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No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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What the hell?
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ALICE: Where did
all these people come from?
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Who are they?
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I don't recognize them.
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What time is it, y'all?
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Todd.
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Yeah, it's time for the one,
the only King of Party o'clock!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(SINGING) Can't wait for the
time When I could shed my skin
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You can't read my mind
But if you're wondering
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I'm somebody else,
you ain't met me before
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I'll put my real face on
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Open the door
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Wham, bam, here I am
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Demon of the glitter
and glam
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Yes, catch your breath
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Got you eating
out of my hand
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Wham, thank you, ma'am
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Now I'm here,
the party is on
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Wow, check me out
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Don't know what you got
till it's gone
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Guys, what took you so long?
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Pump the beat
through my veins
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Ain't no stopping me now
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Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am
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Now I'm here,
the party is on
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Wow, check us out
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Don't know what you got
till it's gone
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Need it up, need it up
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Turn the freakin' music up
Gone
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I think we've found Hell.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
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Whatever this is,
I don't have time.
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Where's the door?
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Really?
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(CROWD CHATTERING)
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QUENTIN:
All the clocks say 4:20.
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Well, it's not hell
for Josh.
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Why would the book
send us here?
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Where are we?
Guys.
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Great to see you.
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Seriously, it's been too long.
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Little word of advice, this is
a no-rules zone, except one.
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You gotta be the vibe.
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And the vibe
is fun-in-the-sun,
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and you can't throw shade,
capisce?
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I have no idea
what you just said.
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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Good to see you, uh...
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Where are we, exactly?
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And why
are they doing that?
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Okay, guys.
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(CHUCKLES) Guys, it's okay.
It's okay, all right?
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(MUMBLES)
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What Joshster
was telling you,
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it's all good
in the New World Order,
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but one rule, okay?
(MUSIC RESUMES)
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Have a blast, or adiós.
(CROWD CHATTERING)
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How do we "adiós, '' Todd?
There's no door.
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True, but the trade-off...
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Is this.
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Holy shit.
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Yeah, we're not just partying
'cause it's fun.
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Uh-uh.
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We're tearing it up 'cause
magic is back, my babies.
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah, it is.
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Whoo-hoo.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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How? I...
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Two words. "Who cares?"
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(WHOOSHES)
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Oh, my gosh,
this feels... (EXHALES)
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(WHOOSHING)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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That bone saw.
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The smith who forged it
must've been a monster.
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Fen, I did a whole line
of that fairy coke shit.
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All right?
We've gotta help.
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We can't.
Excuse me?
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I agree that what's being
done to the fairies is awful,
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but they are evil, and I told you
what they did to me, my daughter.
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And Julia,
they can't be enslaved.
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They can do magic.
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Yeah, but that
was in Fillory.
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You know, it's obviously
different here.
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Maybe--
Maybe they're different.
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And I can see them
without making a deal.
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How?
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(INDISTINCT CHANTING)
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What the fuck-me hell?
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You've been found guilty.
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By a marsupial in a wig
and a robe.
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PICKWICK: The judge
you requested for trial.
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The Wombat?
"Wombat"?
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Jesus, Tick, I said "combat."
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We wanted trial by combat.
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That is not, as you would say,
"a thing" in Fillory.
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Why do you think we went in
with Bingle, a mute swordsman?
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If we'd known
it was a wombat judge,
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we would've hired
a wombat lawyer.
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There is some good news.
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You are free...
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To choose the manner
of your execution.
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Tick.
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I don't mean
to sound snappish,
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but what part of that news
is remotely good?
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It's an honor only bestowed upon
the greatest of deposed monarchs.
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Let's see.
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The serrated spoon--
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Don't pick that one.
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The steep climb
up Fire Ant Mountain.
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I'd pick
the serrated spoon first.
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The Infinite Waterfall.
The Stone Crush.
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Wait.
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"Infinite Waterfall"?
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It's quite horrid, and wet.
(CHUCKLES)
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Right.
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But which death on your
little list takes the longest?
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The one with the word
"infinite" in it.
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Right?
Right.
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A lot of time to...
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Think on our royal sins
and repent.
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Plan on how best to...
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Meet death... Gracefully.
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As desired then.
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You will plummet through freezing
waters against walls of razor rocks,
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so you bleed out or drown,
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or if you're lucky,
just starve to death.
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I really don't think we
could've picked a better option.
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(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(EXHALES) Feels really good.
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There's something
very wrong here.
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None of my locator spells
are working.
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I-- I don't know
where we are.
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How about I just blow
a hole in the wall?
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Sure, go ahead, but...
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(EXHALES SHARPLY)
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The only magic
that works here is--
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Party tricks.
ALICE: Yeah.
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Look, we're on the quest.
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So maybe there's a clue
in what we can and can't do.
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What we can't do is sit
around here getting blitzed
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on never-ending scotch.
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It's cognac, actually.
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Easy.
You, easy.
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For all I know, this is you.
Me?
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Yeah, doing shit for your
Library buddies to slow us down.
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QUENTIN:
Okay, hey, you know what?
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We're all pretty raw,
so why don't we have a drink?
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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ALICE: Wait a minute.
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QUENTIN: Whoa, whoa,
whoa...
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ALICE: Uh...
No, no, no, no, no.
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(GRUNTING)
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(MUTTERS)
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QUENTIN: No,
no, no, no. I'm not--
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(SINGING) Ha... Ha...
Happy birthday to you
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Happy birthday to you
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BOTH: Happy birthday, dear...
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Fun and amazing party hounds
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Happy birthday to you
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You
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(MUSIC RESUMES)
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There's Josh.
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We have
to figure this out now.
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We can't do it here.
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We gotta get him alone.
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ALICE: I can get him upstairs.
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Somebody has to stay here
and put on a show
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so that they don't pick up
on any bad vibes.
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Okay. You take the nerd.
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(EXHALES DEEPLY)
I got these bozos.
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I can thank good ol' Mom.
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Ah.
258
00:13:44,829 --> 00:13:46,372
Here. Here, I--
259
00:13:46,455 --> 00:13:48,416
(GASPS) Who are you?
260
00:13:48,499 --> 00:13:50,042
How can you see me?
261
00:13:50,126 --> 00:13:51,669
I'm Julia.
262
00:13:51,752 --> 00:13:54,171
You've probably
seen me with Irene?
263
00:13:54,255 --> 00:13:55,673
You're Skye.
264
00:13:55,756 --> 00:13:58,134
My-- My friend Fen,
she told me about you,
265
00:13:58,217 --> 00:13:59,593
about what happened
to your leg.
266
00:13:59,677 --> 00:14:02,304
I'm sorry, I'm very busy.
267
00:14:03,305 --> 00:14:06,308
You clean their homes,
you cook their food,
268
00:14:06,392 --> 00:14:08,436
and they take your leg
and grind it into powder
269
00:14:08,519 --> 00:14:10,604
to snort so they can
do magic tricks.
270
00:14:12,231 --> 00:14:13,816
I wanna help you
get out of here.
271
00:14:14,608 --> 00:14:15,776
No.
272
00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:17,653
No, this is the way.
273
00:14:18,237 --> 00:14:19,864
We can't do magic.
274
00:14:19,947 --> 00:14:21,323
We're helpless.
275
00:14:21,407 --> 00:14:22,950
The McAllistairs,
they protect us.
276
00:14:23,034 --> 00:14:26,620
No, the McAllistairs use you.
And they hurt you.
277
00:14:26,704 --> 00:14:29,665
Mrs. McAllistair
will be angry if I'm late.
278
00:14:30,916 --> 00:14:33,210
I'm told that fairies
can do magic.
279
00:14:34,712 --> 00:14:38,007
If that's true,
if I can show you that,
280
00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:41,886
it proves that the
McAllistairs have lied to you.
281
00:14:41,969 --> 00:14:43,012
About everything.
282
00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:48,476
Meet me in the lab as soon
as you can get away.
283
00:14:49,268 --> 00:14:50,269
Deal?
284
00:14:54,356 --> 00:14:55,983
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
285
00:14:56,317 --> 00:14:58,360
(JAZZ PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
286
00:15:09,622 --> 00:15:14,376
(SINGING) Got my new gown
287
00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:15,753
Got my hair--
288
00:15:15,836 --> 00:15:16,837
Wait.
289
00:15:17,713 --> 00:15:19,548
Wrong key. Try E.
290
00:15:21,092 --> 00:15:22,593
It's in A.
291
00:15:23,177 --> 00:15:25,596
We like it in E.
292
00:15:25,846 --> 00:15:27,223
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
293
00:15:29,266 --> 00:15:33,187
That's... An excellent idea.
(CHUCKLES)
294
00:15:33,354 --> 00:15:34,396
Thank you.
295
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:35,940
I always felt
a connection.
296
00:15:36,023 --> 00:15:37,691
Especially when you'd
glare at me
297
00:15:37,775 --> 00:15:39,777
like you were trying
to kill me.
298
00:15:40,569 --> 00:15:41,946
I always thought
you were annoying.
299
00:15:42,029 --> 00:15:44,949
Which turns out
to be my power move.
300
00:15:45,032 --> 00:15:46,575
Yeah, just not today.
301
00:15:52,373 --> 00:15:53,707
(SIGHS)
302
00:15:55,584 --> 00:15:58,963
Got my new gown
303
00:15:59,046 --> 00:16:03,300
Got my hair down
304
00:16:03,384 --> 00:16:07,555
All I need, oh
305
00:16:07,638 --> 00:16:12,059
Is the boy
306
00:16:12,143 --> 00:16:15,396
Got my silk net
307
00:16:15,813 --> 00:16:19,942
Got my heart set
308
00:16:20,025 --> 00:16:25,156
Got my five yards
Of beaded crêpe de chine on
309
00:16:25,239 --> 00:16:30,161
Now all I need's
a strong arm to lean on
310
00:16:30,244 --> 00:16:35,457
If he'll just appear
311
00:16:35,749 --> 00:16:41,130
We'll use this big town
312
00:16:41,213 --> 00:16:45,968
For a toy
313
00:16:46,051 --> 00:16:48,470
And if
314
00:16:48,554 --> 00:16:50,598
He'll say
315
00:16:50,681 --> 00:16:52,808
My darling, I'm yours
316
00:16:52,892 --> 00:16:55,019
I'll throw away
317
00:16:55,102 --> 00:16:57,605
My silk nets
318
00:16:57,688 --> 00:17:02,318
Yes, and every bead
319
00:17:02,401 --> 00:17:06,363
All I really need
320
00:17:06,447 --> 00:17:10,075
Is the boy
321
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:11,160
Ugh!
322
00:17:16,332 --> 00:17:17,416
Ugh.
323
00:17:21,629 --> 00:17:23,005
Is this a thing
you guys are into?
324
00:17:23,088 --> 00:17:24,089
I'm not judging,
325
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:25,382
it's just a little
high school.
326
00:17:25,466 --> 00:17:26,967
Oh, my God.
327
00:17:29,094 --> 00:17:30,179
Is that the book?
328
00:17:30,930 --> 00:17:32,097
Not here.
329
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:34,516
All right, of course.
It's not even our piano.
330
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,060
It's just a part
of all this.
331
00:17:36,143 --> 00:17:37,728
I don't know what you guys
are babbling about.
332
00:17:37,811 --> 00:17:39,396
I had it moved up here
so I could rehearse.
333
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:40,689
Hence the reason
it's in my room.
334
00:17:40,773 --> 00:17:41,982
This isn't your room.
335
00:17:42,066 --> 00:17:43,901
Yeah, Josh,
you're a Naturalist.
336
00:17:43,984 --> 00:17:45,736
This is not even your house.
337
00:17:45,819 --> 00:17:46,862
(SCOFFS)
338
00:17:46,946 --> 00:17:48,572
That's pretty much all
you know about me, right?
339
00:17:48,656 --> 00:17:49,740
Where am I from?
340
00:17:49,823 --> 00:17:51,325
Where'd I go to undergrad?
341
00:17:51,408 --> 00:17:53,702
When is the last time
we actually saw each other?
342
00:17:53,786 --> 00:17:55,913
A couple of weeks ago? I--
343
00:17:55,996 --> 00:17:57,915
Exactly. I texted,
I called.
344
00:17:57,998 --> 00:18:00,918
Over and over, to try to get back
with you guys and go on the quest.
345
00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:02,586
Go ahead,
check your phones.
346
00:18:04,546 --> 00:18:05,756
I got one reply, from Julia.
347
00:18:05,839 --> 00:18:07,383
Then nada from any of you.
348
00:18:07,466 --> 00:18:09,718
And that's pretty much all
you think about me, right?
349
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:13,347
(EXHALES)
350
00:18:14,682 --> 00:18:18,477
Got my new gown
351
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:22,356
Got my hair down
352
00:18:22,439 --> 00:18:26,610
All I need now
353
00:18:26,694 --> 00:18:31,282
Is the boy
354
00:18:31,365 --> 00:18:35,327
Got my silk net...
355
00:18:35,411 --> 00:18:37,705
Ventriloquist act.
Nice trick.
356
00:18:37,788 --> 00:18:39,123
Is that even
your voice down there?
357
00:18:40,541 --> 00:18:41,834
Brava.
358
00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:44,628
You really contacted a lot.
359
00:18:44,712 --> 00:18:46,588
Sorry, we were just so--
360
00:18:46,672 --> 00:18:48,299
Narcissistically up
your own asses?
361
00:18:48,465 --> 00:18:51,302
Look, you ditched us
in Fillory, so it's not--
362
00:18:51,385 --> 00:18:53,679
Not the same.
That was cowardice.
363
00:18:53,762 --> 00:18:55,431
Not indifference.
364
00:18:55,514 --> 00:18:56,974
Look, it's fine. It's fine.
365
00:18:57,057 --> 00:18:59,685
Because we don't really know
each other, and now we don't need to.
366
00:18:59,768 --> 00:19:01,854
Quest is over. Magic is back.
367
00:19:01,937 --> 00:19:03,063
Okay, great, well,
368
00:19:03,147 --> 00:19:04,732
then just magic yourself
out of those ropes.
369
00:19:04,857 --> 00:19:05,858
(SCOFFS)
370
00:19:08,235 --> 00:19:10,362
(GRUNTS) That is weird.
371
00:19:11,071 --> 00:19:12,740
Josh, I know
you're a smart guy.
372
00:19:12,823 --> 00:19:14,241
And you want to believe that
this is real
373
00:19:14,325 --> 00:19:16,827
because it feels so good,
but this isn't life, okay?
374
00:19:16,910 --> 00:19:19,705
And I'm worried the longer you
stay here, the less you'll want to leave.
375
00:19:19,788 --> 00:19:23,000
Look, he wants
to stay. Fine.
376
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:25,502
Just tell us how you got here
so we can get out.
377
00:19:38,432 --> 00:19:39,641
Leave us.
378
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,226
(ELIOT SIGHS)
379
00:19:42,811 --> 00:19:44,521
(SIGHING) All right.
380
00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:46,815
Good, good, good, good, good,
good, good.
381
00:19:47,816 --> 00:19:49,318
You pickpocketed the key?
382
00:19:49,401 --> 00:19:50,486
I did...
383
00:19:50,694 --> 00:19:51,695
Not.
384
00:19:52,363 --> 00:19:53,822
Wait till it gets dark,
that's better.
385
00:19:53,906 --> 00:19:55,783
Let me stop you right there.
386
00:19:55,866 --> 00:19:57,326
I will not be
helping you escape.
387
00:19:57,409 --> 00:20:00,162
In fact, I will not be
helping you with anything,
388
00:20:00,245 --> 00:20:01,789
ever again.
Wait, what?
389
00:20:01,872 --> 00:20:03,332
You're the worst.
390
00:20:03,415 --> 00:20:06,585
The absolute worst rulers
Fillory has ever had.
391
00:20:06,668 --> 00:20:08,295
Oh, come on.
Martin Chatwin?
392
00:20:08,379 --> 00:20:10,631
All of you.
Children of Earth.
393
00:20:10,714 --> 00:20:12,633
The divine prank
of Ember and Umber's.
394
00:20:12,716 --> 00:20:14,468
And you know
what's truly infuriating?
395
00:20:14,551 --> 00:20:17,721
How you always really believe
you have the right.
396
00:20:17,888 --> 00:20:19,348
Look, we didn't make
the rules here.
397
00:20:19,431 --> 00:20:20,849
We don't even like them.
398
00:20:20,933 --> 00:20:24,103
Good, as they no longer
need to be followed.
399
00:20:24,186 --> 00:20:27,815
No magic means
no more idiotic Earth rulers,
400
00:20:27,898 --> 00:20:29,858
and I get my Kingdom back.
401
00:20:29,942 --> 00:20:31,026
Your Kingdom?
402
00:20:31,110 --> 00:20:33,445
I ran Fillory for years.
403
00:20:33,529 --> 00:20:34,696
(SCOFFS)
404
00:20:34,863 --> 00:20:36,156
Tick.
405
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:39,743
Maybe we can just
take a beat, okay?
406
00:20:39,827 --> 00:20:42,704
If there's something that
we did or didn't do,
407
00:20:42,788 --> 00:20:46,792
or missed or fucked up,
don't you think after everything
408
00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:48,001
that we have been through,
you couldn't just,
409
00:20:48,085 --> 00:20:49,545
I don't know,
maybe talk to us?
410
00:20:49,628 --> 00:20:53,173
I refuse to beg for what
I have waited to seize.
411
00:20:54,925 --> 00:20:56,760
Now is the time.
412
00:20:58,846 --> 00:21:03,434
Muntjac, we are going
to the Infinite Waterfall.
413
00:21:03,517 --> 00:21:05,352
As soon as we reach
the Point of No Return,
414
00:21:05,436 --> 00:21:07,688
we'll put them in a lifeboat
and let the rapids
415
00:21:07,771 --> 00:21:09,731
carry them over the edge.
416
00:21:09,815 --> 00:21:12,234
And then finally
have a free Fillory
417
00:21:12,317 --> 00:21:15,988
of, for,
and by Fillorians like us.
418
00:21:16,613 --> 00:21:18,407
What do you say?
419
00:21:18,490 --> 00:21:19,658
Allies?
420
00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:21,577
(LAUGHS)
421
00:21:23,287 --> 00:21:24,580
Her too?
422
00:21:25,622 --> 00:21:28,041
Does everybody hate us?
423
00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:31,253
All right, you've got us
guarded and locked down here.
424
00:21:32,254 --> 00:21:33,797
You might as well
just undo these.
425
00:21:33,881 --> 00:21:35,048
I shall...
426
00:21:36,467 --> 00:21:38,552
Not! (LAUGHING)
427
00:21:41,305 --> 00:21:44,558
Okay, the "not" thing
is kind of arch.
428
00:22:00,699 --> 00:22:02,659
How is this
not a terrible idea?
429
00:22:02,743 --> 00:22:06,413
Fen, whatever they did,
they don't deserve to--
430
00:22:06,497 --> 00:22:08,248
I mean, nobody deserves to--
431
00:22:08,332 --> 00:22:09,333
(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
432
00:22:11,668 --> 00:22:13,754
Mrs. McAllistair is dining.
433
00:22:14,338 --> 00:22:16,340
I have one hour.
(DOOR CLOSES)
434
00:22:16,632 --> 00:22:17,674
Uh...
435
00:22:19,551 --> 00:22:22,471
Okay, um,
we won't push too hard.
436
00:22:23,555 --> 00:22:25,516
I just want to see
what you can do.
437
00:22:27,226 --> 00:22:32,731
So after I couldn't find Kady, I
called and called and called--
438
00:22:32,814 --> 00:22:35,651
Okay, we suck. Got it.
439
00:22:36,026 --> 00:22:37,236
Next?
440
00:22:37,319 --> 00:22:40,405
I went back to Bacchus'.
Party was still raging.
441
00:22:40,489 --> 00:22:42,741
But no matter how hard
I hit the pharmaceuticals,
442
00:22:42,824 --> 00:22:45,744
I couldn't shake the fact that I
was ditched hard by you guys.
443
00:22:46,370 --> 00:22:48,539
Which wasn't
exactly unfamiliar.
444
00:22:48,622 --> 00:22:50,123
And, can you untie me?
445
00:22:50,207 --> 00:22:52,876
You've made your point
and I can't feel my thumbs.
446
00:22:56,129 --> 00:22:58,298
It's a life theme for me,
I guess.
447
00:22:58,382 --> 00:23:02,469
You know, my brother got us
tickets to that concert.
448
00:23:02,553 --> 00:23:05,472
Turned out to be the last one
Bowie did in the U.S.
449
00:23:05,556 --> 00:23:06,557
I saw it.
450
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,059
It was amazing, wasn't it?
451
00:23:09,142 --> 00:23:10,686
It's what I heard
from my brother,
452
00:23:10,769 --> 00:23:12,604
who ditched me
to take Ann Posner.
453
00:23:12,688 --> 00:23:15,315
And even after they got back
and told me how great it was,
454
00:23:15,399 --> 00:23:17,192
and that Bowie went
into the middle of the crowd
455
00:23:17,276 --> 00:23:20,404
to do Under Pressure, I
didn't feel as bad as I should've
456
00:23:20,487 --> 00:23:22,322
because I was just like,
"This is what happens.
457
00:23:22,406 --> 00:23:24,116
"This is what's always
gonna happen."
458
00:23:24,199 --> 00:23:26,243
Can we just get back to
the part of how you got here?
459
00:23:28,704 --> 00:23:30,247
(MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING)
460
00:23:37,796 --> 00:23:39,172
Todd?
What's up, brother?
461
00:23:39,256 --> 00:23:41,842
Not my dick. I gotta crash.
462
00:23:41,925 --> 00:23:42,926
Hey, uh...
463
00:23:44,261 --> 00:23:46,096
Let you in
on a little secret?
464
00:23:47,723 --> 00:23:48,932
(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)
465
00:23:50,601 --> 00:23:52,102
Get the fuck out.
466
00:23:52,185 --> 00:23:53,312
(CHUCKLES)
467
00:23:53,395 --> 00:23:57,357
Okay-- One, if I'm tripping,
keep me on a molly drip.
468
00:23:57,441 --> 00:23:59,276
Two, who else knows?
469
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:01,695
Three, how?
470
00:24:05,115 --> 00:24:06,491
(MUSIC PLAYING)
471
00:24:06,992 --> 00:24:09,536
One, you are not tripping.
472
00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:12,831
Two, everyone
who needs to know.
473
00:24:12,914 --> 00:24:14,166
And three...
474
00:24:14,249 --> 00:24:15,417
(CHUCKLES)
475
00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:17,210
QUENTIN:
Wait, Todd has the Fifth Key?
476
00:24:17,294 --> 00:24:20,088
It's one of them.
I'm not sure.
477
00:24:20,172 --> 00:24:21,882
Well, let's get it.
478
00:24:21,965 --> 00:24:23,008
Well...
479
00:24:24,885 --> 00:24:26,136
The Key...
480
00:24:26,928 --> 00:24:29,514
Isn't the key to what
we're getting up to here.
481
00:24:29,598 --> 00:24:31,391
Okay, but that's
pretty important.
482
00:24:31,475 --> 00:24:33,769
I need to tell my friends.
Are they here?
483
00:24:33,852 --> 00:24:38,148
And sorry, but how can magic be
back if you have one of the keys?
484
00:24:38,357 --> 00:24:39,483
(MUSIC STOPS)
485
00:24:39,941 --> 00:24:42,152
And why are they...
486
00:24:42,235 --> 00:24:43,528
Yes, we lived it.
487
00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:46,615
Uh, have a blast or... Adiós.
ALL: Adiós.
488
00:24:46,698 --> 00:24:48,867
That wasn't maybe a clue
all this was fake?
489
00:24:48,950 --> 00:24:51,370
It's not fake.
It's just different, okay?
490
00:24:51,453 --> 00:24:53,080
Magic comes back,
it's a little off.
491
00:24:53,163 --> 00:24:55,415
Things always evolve.
492
00:24:55,499 --> 00:24:57,084
(SINGING CONTINUES)
493
00:24:57,167 --> 00:25:01,838
...for a toy
494
00:25:03,715 --> 00:25:07,094
And if he'll say
495
00:25:07,177 --> 00:25:11,682
My darling I'm yours,
I'll throw away
496
00:25:11,765 --> 00:25:15,644
My silk net, yes
497
00:25:15,811 --> 00:25:16,895
(MUSIC STOPS)
498
00:25:17,562 --> 00:25:19,856
Look, have you seen anybody
else you know other than Todd?
499
00:25:19,940 --> 00:25:21,066
Have you been outside?
500
00:25:21,149 --> 00:25:22,275
I mean, these guys are great.
501
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:24,444
And I'll get a campus tour
as soon as..
502
00:25:24,528 --> 00:25:26,780
Josh, this is
not Brakebills.
503
00:25:26,863 --> 00:25:31,326
And this Todd, very un-Todd.
(SCOFFS)
504
00:25:31,410 --> 00:25:34,705
The real Todd isn't creepily
bossy with a prancing army
505
00:25:34,788 --> 00:25:35,872
that turns psycho the--
506
00:25:36,039 --> 00:25:38,041
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
Oh, no.
507
00:25:44,756 --> 00:25:48,051
Okay, Josh, the quest
brought us here for a reason,
508
00:25:48,135 --> 00:25:51,263
and it's not to party to
death for Todd's pleasure.
509
00:25:51,346 --> 00:25:52,389
Wait, that's it.
510
00:25:52,556 --> 00:25:54,224
QUENTIN: What's it?
(CROWD SHOUTING OUTSIDE)
511
00:25:54,307 --> 00:25:55,851
Why Todd isn't Todd.
512
00:25:55,934 --> 00:25:57,018
I think--
(POUNDING ON DOOR)
513
00:25:57,102 --> 00:25:58,353
Shit.
514
00:25:59,688 --> 00:26:01,815
QUENTIN: Okay, look, we
have been total dicks to you,
515
00:26:01,898 --> 00:26:03,817
and I swear to you, we
are gonna make it up to you,
516
00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:05,318
but you have to
buy us some time
517
00:26:05,402 --> 00:26:06,528
so that we can
figure this out.
518
00:26:06,611 --> 00:26:08,280
Figure it out or don't,
but if you're right,
519
00:26:08,363 --> 00:26:11,533
and this is my own private
Idaho, I want you out of it.
520
00:26:13,869 --> 00:26:13,994
(ALL SHOUTING)
521
00:26:13,994 --> 00:26:15,996
(ALL SHOUTING)
522
00:26:18,707 --> 00:26:20,500
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
523
00:26:23,795 --> 00:26:24,880
Let's hustle.
524
00:26:24,963 --> 00:26:26,590
(ALL CHEERING)
525
00:26:38,643 --> 00:26:39,770
Ready?
526
00:26:46,943 --> 00:26:48,153
It's okay.
527
00:26:48,987 --> 00:26:50,238
Again.
528
00:26:51,990 --> 00:26:54,868
One, two, three.
529
00:26:58,497 --> 00:27:00,123
(SIGHS)
530
00:27:02,959 --> 00:27:04,586
This is silly.
531
00:27:06,379 --> 00:27:08,089
Maybe you're teaching
it wrong.
532
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:14,012
I've never seen a fairy do all
that Magician-y finger bending.
533
00:27:14,095 --> 00:27:15,138
They are magic.
534
00:27:15,222 --> 00:27:16,723
They don't have to access it.
535
00:27:16,807 --> 00:27:19,726
They just get right to
the ruining-your-life part.
536
00:27:21,937 --> 00:27:22,938
Okay.
537
00:27:24,439 --> 00:27:27,234
Here. Give me your hand.
538
00:27:31,446 --> 00:27:34,699
Imagine a flower growing out
of the palm of your hand.
539
00:27:35,826 --> 00:27:37,744
But don't picture it
in your head.
540
00:27:38,161 --> 00:27:39,663
Picture it here.
541
00:27:40,413 --> 00:27:41,915
In the real world.
542
00:27:47,587 --> 00:27:50,423
(SINGING)
You might not ever get rich
543
00:27:51,341 --> 00:27:54,094
But let me tell you It's
better than digging a ditch
544
00:27:54,177 --> 00:27:56,763
Wait, Todd's a what?
A traumesser.
545
00:27:56,847 --> 00:27:58,098
It's from German
folktales.
546
00:27:58,181 --> 00:28:02,102
It's a demon who creates a pocket
world where all your fantasies come true,
547
00:28:02,185 --> 00:28:03,770
and then
feeds off your happiness.
548
00:28:03,854 --> 00:28:05,897
So, it's a joy junkie?
549
00:28:05,981 --> 00:28:09,192
Yeah, and it created all this
to mainline Josh.
550
00:28:09,276 --> 00:28:11,444
Who just happens
to look like Todd?
551
00:28:11,528 --> 00:28:13,029
It's also a shape-shifter.
552
00:28:13,113 --> 00:28:15,657
But how would it find
the Fifth Key and why?
553
00:28:15,740 --> 00:28:17,200
And, why would it hide it?
554
00:28:17,284 --> 00:28:18,285
ALICE: I don't know.
555
00:28:18,368 --> 00:28:20,287
It's not malevolent.
Well, for demons.
556
00:28:20,370 --> 00:28:23,582
Okay, so the demon
had the Fifth Key here.
557
00:28:23,665 --> 00:28:28,503
The book brought us here, so the--
The key has still gotta be here, right?
558
00:28:28,587 --> 00:28:32,173
(SIGHS) Ugh, boy,
not working in E.
559
00:28:32,257 --> 00:28:34,301
What?
No, just the-- The song.
560
00:28:35,135 --> 00:28:39,306
Not Todd has a fetish for...
E.
561
00:28:39,389 --> 00:28:40,390
The Fifth Key.
562
00:28:40,473 --> 00:28:41,474
But from A.
563
00:28:45,562 --> 00:28:46,938
(NOTE PLAYING)
564
00:28:51,318 --> 00:28:52,319
(EXHALES)
565
00:28:53,695 --> 00:28:56,281
Wait, wait. No fingers.
566
00:28:59,284 --> 00:29:01,703
Sometimes bad shit happens.
567
00:29:04,331 --> 00:29:05,457
Give it a sec.
568
00:29:06,541 --> 00:29:08,209
See if it tells us what it is.
569
00:29:21,514 --> 00:29:23,308
Honey, you don't have
to listen to Tick.
570
00:29:23,391 --> 00:29:24,809
You can just do
your own thing.
571
00:29:24,893 --> 00:29:28,104
Turn around, head home,
relax, whatevs.
572
00:29:28,980 --> 00:29:30,315
(BOAT RUMBLING)
573
00:29:34,486 --> 00:29:36,279
(EXHALES) Nothing.
574
00:29:37,364 --> 00:29:39,449
Maybe Tick
was right about us.
575
00:29:40,450 --> 00:29:43,411
I mean, what really
gave us the right?
576
00:29:43,495 --> 00:29:46,873
Hey, we didn't
make the world.
577
00:29:46,957 --> 00:29:49,876
It was baked by fucking
goat-meat nut jobs,
578
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,586
so of course it's insane.
579
00:29:51,670 --> 00:29:54,798
And of course we're insane for
thinking we can make it better.
580
00:29:54,881 --> 00:29:56,341
But you know what?
What?
581
00:29:56,424 --> 00:29:57,759
We did.
582
00:29:58,551 --> 00:30:00,220
For a hot minute, we did.
583
00:30:00,303 --> 00:30:01,304
When?
584
00:30:01,388 --> 00:30:04,224
Right after you and Idri
sealed that deal.
585
00:30:04,307 --> 00:30:05,642
And he turned into a rat?
586
00:30:05,725 --> 00:30:08,269
I said "one hot minute."
587
00:30:08,353 --> 00:30:12,107
I meant, literally one perfect
minute on this god-fucked rock.
588
00:30:12,190 --> 00:30:13,274
(LAUGHS)
589
00:30:13,817 --> 00:30:16,027
And we can do it again.
We made it better.
590
00:30:16,111 --> 00:30:17,362
I mean, come on.
(SIGHS)
591
00:30:17,445 --> 00:30:19,990
We've pretty much
only ever had each other.
592
00:30:20,323 --> 00:30:22,784
And that's gotten us through
pretty much everything.
593
00:30:22,867 --> 00:30:24,828
Mmm-hmm.
I mean, everything.
594
00:30:24,911 --> 00:30:26,204
Everything.
595
00:30:26,287 --> 00:30:29,541
(CHUCKLES)
Well, whatever happens,
596
00:30:29,624 --> 00:30:33,420
thank you for giving us
the time where we can finally
597
00:30:33,503 --> 00:30:37,966
just speak with no bullshit,
and I can just say...
598
00:30:39,426 --> 00:30:41,344
I love you, Margo.
599
00:30:42,470 --> 00:30:43,471
I know.
600
00:30:51,021 --> 00:30:53,356
We've reached the point
of no return.
601
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:56,151
Please stop so we can
cast them off.
602
00:30:58,069 --> 00:31:00,447
Please. Stop.
603
00:31:00,530 --> 00:31:01,740
Please?
604
00:31:03,992 --> 00:31:06,453
I order you to stop,
this moment.
605
00:31:06,536 --> 00:31:08,496
I am your king.
606
00:31:08,580 --> 00:31:10,248
Stop right now.
607
00:31:13,001 --> 00:31:14,586
(RUMBLING CONTINUES)
608
00:31:14,669 --> 00:31:15,879
(WHIMPERS)
609
00:31:24,179 --> 00:31:25,221
(GASPS)
610
00:31:39,277 --> 00:31:40,987
My first Royal Proclamation.
611
00:31:41,071 --> 00:31:43,073
Scuttle all ships
that can think.
612
00:31:43,156 --> 00:31:44,491
Write that down!
613
00:31:46,493 --> 00:31:48,745
I don't suppose
you'd stop for me?
614
00:31:50,622 --> 00:31:52,123
(GASPS)
615
00:31:52,499 --> 00:31:53,500
Ah.
616
00:32:04,302 --> 00:32:05,428
Fuck this.
617
00:32:05,762 --> 00:32:07,055
(BUZZING)
618
00:32:12,018 --> 00:32:13,353
Holy shit.
619
00:32:16,648 --> 00:32:17,732
(GASPS)
620
00:32:24,823 --> 00:32:25,865
(RATTLING)
621
00:32:30,161 --> 00:32:31,204
(GASPS)
622
00:32:32,288 --> 00:32:33,790
(GASPS)
623
00:32:47,554 --> 00:32:49,055
The necklace.
624
00:32:50,598 --> 00:32:52,892
It kills them
when they use magic.
625
00:32:52,976 --> 00:32:55,895
How could I not--
Your eyes.
626
00:32:55,979 --> 00:32:56,980
Julia.
627
00:32:57,063 --> 00:32:59,107
The magic you just did.
628
00:32:59,190 --> 00:33:00,942
You didn't use your hands.
629
00:33:01,025 --> 00:33:02,152
How?
630
00:33:06,614 --> 00:33:08,408
I think I'm leveling up.
631
00:33:08,491 --> 00:33:12,537
(SINGING)
Working at the car wash
632
00:33:12,620 --> 00:33:15,582
Working at the car wash
Yeah
633
00:33:15,999 --> 00:33:18,126
Come on down
and sing it with me
634
00:33:18,209 --> 00:33:19,419
Car wash
635
00:33:22,213 --> 00:33:24,674
Car wash, yeah
636
00:33:24,799 --> 00:33:26,092
(CHEERING AND WHOOPING)
637
00:33:29,679 --> 00:33:31,014
MAN: Dude, I'm new here, okay?
638
00:33:31,097 --> 00:33:32,724
I don't know
where the coffee is.
639
00:33:32,807 --> 00:33:34,934
I don't even know
if there is coffee here.
640
00:33:35,018 --> 00:33:36,186
Penny.
641
00:33:36,269 --> 00:33:37,770
Wait, you hear him too?
Inside your head?
642
00:33:37,854 --> 00:33:40,273
Yeah, me too.
Penny, Penny!
643
00:33:40,356 --> 00:33:41,941
Wait, Kady?
644
00:33:42,025 --> 00:33:43,610
Oh, my God, Penny,
where are you?
645
00:33:43,693 --> 00:33:46,196
I'm-- I'm in
the Underworld Library.
646
00:33:46,279 --> 00:33:48,448
Where are you?
How am I hearing you?
647
00:33:48,531 --> 00:33:50,283
I don't know,
but we can all hear you.
648
00:33:50,366 --> 00:33:52,619
Yeah, can you--
Can you hear all of us?
649
00:33:52,702 --> 00:33:55,496
Am I hallucinating? Um...
If you are, so am I.
650
00:33:55,705 --> 00:33:57,540
Eliot, Margo?
ELIOT: Quentin?
651
00:33:57,999 --> 00:33:59,792
Penny? What's going on?
652
00:33:59,876 --> 00:34:02,587
Uh... Okay, it's the Fifth Key.
That must be what it does.
653
00:34:02,670 --> 00:34:04,589
It-- It links us all up.
654
00:34:04,714 --> 00:34:11,679
Guys, I'm sure this is important,
but I almost killed somebody.
655
00:34:11,846 --> 00:34:14,557
And then somehow
froze her in time.
656
00:34:14,641 --> 00:34:16,851
And I'm not sure
what to do next.
657
00:34:16,935 --> 00:34:19,354
So just give me a sec.
658
00:34:19,437 --> 00:34:20,480
Hi.
659
00:34:20,563 --> 00:34:23,566
Well, we're chained to a boat
about to go over a waterfall.
660
00:34:23,650 --> 00:34:26,486
Yeah, complete
with lacerating rocks, so...
661
00:34:26,569 --> 00:34:28,112
Oh, shit,
the Infinite Waterfall.
662
00:34:28,196 --> 00:34:30,823
Not helping--
Wait, you guys have magic.
663
00:34:30,907 --> 00:34:32,325
Can you stop this boat?
664
00:34:32,408 --> 00:34:33,743
No, it's not
that kind of magic.
665
00:34:33,826 --> 00:34:36,621
Great, well, enjoy our
death screams, I guess.
666
00:34:36,704 --> 00:34:38,373
Hey, everybody out of my head.
667
00:34:38,456 --> 00:34:41,334
Josh... Oh, wait, wait,
wait, wait, I think--
668
00:34:41,417 --> 00:34:42,961
Look, look,
we go back to Brakebills.
669
00:34:43,044 --> 00:34:44,671
And then we get the Time Key,
and we reverse--
670
00:34:44,754 --> 00:34:46,214
No, no, no, we can't
go through the door.
671
00:34:46,297 --> 00:34:47,298
Why?
672
00:34:47,423 --> 00:34:49,342
QUENTIN: Because we are all
listening to each other.
673
00:34:49,425 --> 00:34:51,386
We're speaking to each other.
All eight of us.
674
00:34:51,469 --> 00:34:53,012
That...
675
00:34:53,096 --> 00:34:54,597
That's what it is,
it's unity.
676
00:34:54,764 --> 00:34:58,810
Uh... The quest brought us to
a world made for the Quester
677
00:34:58,893 --> 00:35:00,144
who always feels left behind.
678
00:35:00,228 --> 00:35:02,647
The key... The key needs us
to work together.
679
00:35:02,730 --> 00:35:04,274
Oh, bullshit!
680
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:06,401
(MUSIC STOPS)
681
00:35:07,068 --> 00:35:09,279
You know, everything was great
until you guys got here,
682
00:35:09,362 --> 00:35:11,281
so just go.
Wait, who's that?
683
00:35:11,364 --> 00:35:12,865
Perfect, thank you, Penny.
684
00:35:14,242 --> 00:35:15,743
You know what? Fuck the rule.
685
00:35:15,827 --> 00:35:18,329
No, Josh, Josh,
just calm down, I--
686
00:35:18,413 --> 00:35:19,414
And fuck you!
687
00:35:19,497 --> 00:35:20,623
(CROWD MURMURING)
688
00:35:22,792 --> 00:35:24,085
(GRUNTING)
689
00:35:27,672 --> 00:35:29,841
No, no. No!
690
00:35:29,924 --> 00:35:31,551
Okay, everybody, listen.
691
00:35:31,634 --> 00:35:35,555
We have to save Josh and
convince him to come back with us.
692
00:35:35,638 --> 00:35:37,390
No idea
what you're talking about.
693
00:35:37,473 --> 00:35:39,559
All right, well, we've got
some life-and-death stakes
694
00:35:39,642 --> 00:35:41,144
of our own over here.
695
00:35:41,227 --> 00:35:44,355
Yes, we're all fucked
in our own way, like always.
696
00:35:44,439 --> 00:35:47,650
But if we do not do this,
then the quest is done.
697
00:35:48,359 --> 00:35:51,612
Okay, we have to work together
and we have to do it now.
698
00:35:51,696 --> 00:35:54,741
All right, it's gonna sound
weird, but just go with me.
699
00:35:54,824 --> 00:35:56,284
You're gonna hear music,
700
00:35:56,367 --> 00:35:58,286
and we're gonna make sure that
everyone knows the words,
701
00:35:58,369 --> 00:36:01,581
but every single one of us
has to sing.
702
00:36:01,664 --> 00:36:02,665
(MUSIC PLAYING)
703
00:36:03,207 --> 00:36:04,751
God, I hate you.
704
00:36:05,543 --> 00:36:07,462
JOSH: Stop! No.
705
00:36:07,587 --> 00:36:10,381
No! No, stop, stop!
706
00:36:10,590 --> 00:36:12,342
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)
(PUNCHES LANDING)
707
00:36:20,808 --> 00:36:22,435
(SCATTING)
708
00:36:28,941 --> 00:36:32,779
(SINGING)
Pressure pushing down on me
709
00:36:32,862 --> 00:36:36,866
Pressing down on you
No man ask for
710
00:36:36,949 --> 00:36:38,576
Under pressure
711
00:36:38,659 --> 00:36:42,955
That burns a building down
Splits a family in two
712
00:36:43,039 --> 00:36:45,333
Puts people on streets
713
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,418
(SCATTING)
714
00:36:52,382 --> 00:36:53,716
Julia?
715
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,843
That's the terror of knowing
716
00:36:55,927 --> 00:36:58,262
What this world is about
717
00:36:58,346 --> 00:37:00,640
Watching some good friends
718
00:37:00,723 --> 00:37:02,308
Screaming, "Let me out!"
719
00:37:02,392 --> 00:37:06,813
Pray tomorrow takes me higher
720
00:37:06,896 --> 00:37:10,775
Pressure on people
People on streets
721
00:37:11,484 --> 00:37:13,111
(SCATTING)
722
00:37:17,198 --> 00:37:19,867
Okay
723
00:37:19,951 --> 00:37:22,662
Chippin' around
724
00:37:22,745 --> 00:37:24,705
Kick my brains
around the floor
725
00:37:24,789 --> 00:37:29,127
These are the days
It never rains but it pours
726
00:37:29,252 --> 00:37:31,170
(SCATTING)
727
00:37:36,759 --> 00:37:38,594
People on streets
728
00:37:40,888 --> 00:37:42,640
People on streets
729
00:37:44,684 --> 00:37:48,479
It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
730
00:37:48,563 --> 00:37:51,399
Watching some good friends
731
00:37:51,482 --> 00:37:53,693
Screaming let me out
732
00:37:53,776 --> 00:37:56,696
Pray tomorrow
takes me higher
733
00:37:56,779 --> 00:37:58,364
Higher high
734
00:37:58,448 --> 00:38:01,409
Pressure on people
People on streets
735
00:38:01,492 --> 00:38:02,910
God damn it, Penny.
736
00:38:04,203 --> 00:38:08,875
Turned away from it all
like a blind man
737
00:38:09,208 --> 00:38:12,837
Sat on a fence
but it don't work
738
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:14,380
Keep coming up with love
739
00:38:14,464 --> 00:38:16,966
But it's so slashed
and torn
740
00:38:17,049 --> 00:38:18,676
Why
741
00:38:18,801 --> 00:38:22,889
Why Why (SCREAMING)
742
00:38:28,144 --> 00:38:31,522
Love love love love love
743
00:38:31,606 --> 00:38:35,860
Insanity laughs
Under pressure we're cracking
744
00:38:35,943 --> 00:38:39,113
Can't we give ourselves
one more chance
745
00:38:39,197 --> 00:38:43,534
Why can't we give love
That one more chance
746
00:38:43,618 --> 00:38:47,246
Why can't we give love
Give love, give love
747
00:38:47,330 --> 00:38:50,750
Give love, give love,
give love
748
00:38:50,833 --> 00:38:52,376
Give love, give love
749
00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:57,590
'Cause love's
such an old-fashioned word
750
00:38:57,673 --> 00:39:00,635
And love dares you
751
00:39:00,718 --> 00:39:02,803
To care for
752
00:39:02,887 --> 00:39:08,476
The people on the edge
of the night
753
00:39:08,559 --> 00:39:11,062
And love dares you
754
00:39:11,145 --> 00:39:18,110
To change our way
Of caring about ourselves
755
00:39:18,194 --> 00:39:21,948
This is our last dance
756
00:39:22,031 --> 00:39:26,285
This is our last dance
757
00:39:26,369 --> 00:39:29,705
This is ourselves
758
00:39:29,789 --> 00:39:31,457
Under pressure
759
00:39:34,293 --> 00:39:36,420
Under pressure
760
00:39:39,006 --> 00:39:40,258
Pressure
761
00:39:52,603 --> 00:39:53,938
(CHAINS CLINKING)
762
00:39:54,021 --> 00:39:55,273
Bowie fan?
763
00:39:55,690 --> 00:39:57,149
Margo fan.
764
00:39:57,900 --> 00:40:00,695
Well, he said
you'd ace it.
765
00:40:00,945 --> 00:40:02,154
Who said-- What?
766
00:40:02,238 --> 00:40:04,323
The only one
I'd do this for.
767
00:40:04,407 --> 00:40:07,034
To be honest,
it was kind of a pain.
768
00:40:07,118 --> 00:40:10,121
Nothing personal, Josh,
but after a couple of weeks,
769
00:40:10,204 --> 00:40:12,748
I started having doubts
whether your friends would come
770
00:40:12,832 --> 00:40:14,667
or actually be worthy.
771
00:40:15,001 --> 00:40:17,128
Right, so this was
all a test?
772
00:40:17,211 --> 00:40:20,339
Everything's just a test.
Right, Pen?
773
00:40:22,842 --> 00:40:23,843
Penny?
774
00:40:24,468 --> 00:40:25,595
Penny, can you hear me?
775
00:40:25,678 --> 00:40:27,013
QUENTIN: Eliot, Margo?
776
00:40:27,096 --> 00:40:29,015
Wait, why can't we hear
each other anymore?
777
00:40:29,098 --> 00:40:33,811
I don't mean to be rude, but
pigging out on Josh's dream world
778
00:40:33,894 --> 00:40:36,355
has left me a little gassy.
779
00:40:36,439 --> 00:40:39,442
I need a little me-time
at the ashram.
780
00:40:39,525 --> 00:40:40,610
So...
781
00:40:42,153 --> 00:40:45,448
Auf Weidersen.
Congratulations.
782
00:40:45,531 --> 00:40:47,158
Schnell, schnell.
783
00:40:55,416 --> 00:40:57,918
You can just feel the boring.
784
00:40:58,002 --> 00:41:00,379
Thank God. (SIGHS)
785
00:41:02,965 --> 00:41:05,968
Wait, where is the Truth Key?
786
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:08,012
Is it gone?
787
00:41:10,139 --> 00:41:11,807
Just needed to borrow it.
788
00:41:12,391 --> 00:41:13,684
Hey, guys.
789
00:41:14,185 --> 00:41:15,186
(SIGHS)
790
00:41:18,022 --> 00:41:20,858
Josh. You never
called me back.
791
00:41:20,941 --> 00:41:23,569
The old me
was a dick that way.
792
00:41:23,694 --> 00:41:25,321
(PAPER RUSTLING)
793
00:41:45,174 --> 00:41:46,300
Really?
794
00:41:53,808 --> 00:41:56,143
I missed a lot, didn't I?
795
00:41:57,687 --> 00:41:58,729
Yep.
796
00:41:58,753 --> 00:42:03,753
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