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QUENTIN: Previously on
The Magicians...
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JULIA: Q, I think this is it.
The Tale of the Seven Keys.
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Jules, this is our quest.
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Was there always
a keyhole right there?
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The eye can never be fixed.
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But you can't spy
on me anymore.
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You have a week's sail
back to Whitespire
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to think about
what you've done.
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Alice!
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I'm sorry.
You called me too late.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He can't.
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No, come on, Pen.
Don't, don't, come on.
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(SOBS) No.
Shit.
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What the fuck is happening?
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We have to do something.
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Do something!
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Kady.
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Kady, he's gone.
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KADY: No.
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Kady. Kady, I'm right...
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You need to hear me.
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I was astral projecting.
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I wasn't in my body
when I died... It died.
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Damn it!
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Damn it.
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(YELLS)
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(THUDS)
Damn it!
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JULIA: Q. Hey.
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Hey, I... What's wrong?
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Um... It's... It's Penny.
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh, come on.
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I'm sorry.
Do you ever have, like,
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an inappropriate emotional
response that you just can't...
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Um...
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Why is nobody crying?
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I saved all your asses
so many times.
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Appreciate me!
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Well, I suppose someone
should say some words.
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Yes?
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QUENTIN: Okay, um, yeah.
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We're here today
to remember the life
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of a friend and student.
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William Penny Adi...
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Adi, uh...
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I don't really know how
to pronounce his last name.
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It's Adiyodi. Idiot.
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QUENTIN:
Penny was complicated.
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And I think
he probably hated me.
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But, um...
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None of us really knew him.
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Not even me.
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That's how he wanted it.
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So, uh...
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All I can really say is, uh...
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I am so screwed.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
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Okay, come on.
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Damn it.
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Yo.
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SHEP: Bodi, you down there?
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Shep!
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I found one of them
soft ones you like.
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Don't burn it.
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Oh. The vellum feels nice
on my ass.
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No, no, no, no, no.
I need that.
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I got a surprise
for you, too.
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Fresh meat upstairs.
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What's it been?
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Two weeks since
we caught the librarian?
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Not much left
but gristle.
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You ate a librarian?
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Hi, there.
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Eliot?
Hello, kind strangers.
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We were hoping to warm
ourselves by your fire.
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That's a bad move, Eliot.
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What brought you
to the Neither lands?
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Family vacation.
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No, I mean...
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We got here
using magic beans.
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We used a magic key.
ELIOT: Right.
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But there's no magic now,
so, um, we're stuck.
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Like you?
That's right.
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Fountains are
all frozen over.
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We haven't eaten in days.
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ELIOT: Right. Um...
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If you had an extra
sandwich or something...
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No. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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Have a seat.
(SIGHS) Thank you.
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No, no, no.
No, Eliot, don't!
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They're cannibals!
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Oh, God.
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Thank you. PENNY:
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, that's... Don't eat that.
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No, don't eat that, please.
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You're eating a dude!
Mmm. It's not bad.
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Man, seriously,
fuck this place!
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I can't believe
that he's gone.
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I mean, we were never
really that close.
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But I don't know, I...
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I loved him, I think.
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It's just... How come
you never really know
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how much you care about
somebody until they're gone?
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I remember he used to let me
ride around on his shoulders.
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What?
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I loved that.
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Were you close
with your dad?
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Oh.
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For fuck's sake.
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QUENTIN: I saw him
a few weeks ago.
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It's crazy. Um...
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The cancer that he had
was sort of
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inherently magical,
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so magic went away, and...
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He's, like, in remission.
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Sorry. I didn't mean to, uh...
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No, it's good. It's good.
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It's the one good thing
to come out of this.
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I didn't know when I was
gonna see you again.
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I had nowhere else to go.
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After the burial, I can't be
in the same room as my mom.
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I mean,
we could use your help.
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Finding these keys,
bringing magic back...
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Honestly,
I don't think we should.
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Okay, I don't really know
where to begin with that.
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But, I mean,
for starters, I mean,
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this is... This is our quest.
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I sort of feel like
we were elected.
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It's magic. Jesus, Alice, I...
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You turn it back on,
what happens to your dad?
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(EXHALES)
Sometimes I want magic back
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more than anything.
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And sometimes I just...
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I look around and see
what a mess we made with it.
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Right now
I just wanna be 23,
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and not know what I want,
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and not know what I'm doing.
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Yeah.
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Oh, God.
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I just remembered,
I have to tell
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Eliot and Margo about Penny.
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How? Aren't they in Fillory?
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(MOUTHING)
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What are you doing?
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That was super weird.
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PICKWICK: Your Majesty,
if you would prefer,
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we can put into harbor
at Broken Bay instead.
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When did you get
this sweet boat?
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Man.
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I miss all the cool shit.
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MARGO: We don't have a choice.
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If we sail anywhere
other than Whitespire,
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the Fairy Queen will fly in
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on the back
of some whimsical animal,
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and she'll slit our throats,
or worse.
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A messenger bunny,
Your Majesty.
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Penny's dead. Sorry.
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Penny's dead?
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Was he not already?
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What?
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I can't believe it.
PENNY: Thank you.
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Finally!
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He was my best friend.
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Okay, I mean, all right.
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I guess I always thought
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someday we were gonna bang.
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(CLICKS TONGUE)
Me, too, girl. Me, too.
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You know, I... I thought
we'd have normal problems.
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Like, I'd look at other girls,
and you'd get mad.
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Or you'd tell me a story
for the third time,
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and we'd realize we have
nothing left to say.
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But we don't get
normal problems.
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I know what
you're looking for. Don't.
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This is stupid.
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What do you think
this is gonna solve?
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You can't hear a word I say.
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There is no point in me staying
here and watching you suffer
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if I can't do a damn thing
about it, so...
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I'm gonna go.
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Try and find some way
to fix this.
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Goodbye, Kady.
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Julia.
(GASPS)
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Help her. Now.
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What?
The hell?
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You're the only one who can.
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What? What happened?
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Oh, fuck.
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Jesus.
Kady!
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Kady, come on!
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Um...
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(EXHALES DEEPLY)
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Kady...
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Come on!
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Come on.
Please, Kady.
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Wake up.
(GASPS)
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Okay. Okay.
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Okay, baby.
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Okay.
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Holy shit,
that was gross.
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What?
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You can see me?
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You can see me?
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Hey, what's your deal?
(CHUCKLES) Sorry.
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It's just,
you're talking to me,
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and not through me,
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and that's
kind of huge, Penny.
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How do you know my name?
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Well, I've been watching you
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and your friends
since you got here.
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I'm Hyman. Cooper.
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Hyman?
Mmm-hmm.
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Did that mean something
different when you were born?
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Wait, you haven't
heard of me?
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The Pervert Ghost
of Brakebills?
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I was a student here
in the 1920s.
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A Traveler, like you.
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I would practice astral
projection around the campus.
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You know, pop into lectures,
the dormitories,
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showers, you know how it is.
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Uh... No.
And as a prank,
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someone moved my body
while I was...
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Being a fucking pervert.
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And, yes, in their defense,
I was given several warnings.
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But I never found my body.
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You can't cast a locator spell
without actual fingers, so...
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It must have died
without me in it.
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That's a bummer.
Well, joke's on them.
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'Cause now I'm a ghost.
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So it's all peeping,
all the time.
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You know you're not
a ghost, right?
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Wha... I'm not?
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You were on the astral plane
when you died.
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So was I.
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Our minds were traveling.
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Now they have no place
to go back to.
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Look, ghosts have some
unresolved shit in this world,
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so they relive their death
over and over.
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Are you doing that?
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People can see ghosts.
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Ghosts can touch things.
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I know, 'cause I've been
touched by a ghost, Hyman,
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and it wasn't great.
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We can't do that.
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Okay, Professor,
then how come
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I can sit in a chair?
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Why am I not
just falling forever?
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I don't know.
I don't make the rules.
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Your ass just knows.
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Look, didn't you
figure all this shit out
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100 years ago when you died?
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I mean, haven't you
communicated with anyone?
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I mean, tried to get a message
out that you're alive-ish?
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Believe me,
I tried everything.
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For years.
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It did not end well.
(DOOR OPENS)
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What do you mean,
it didn't end...
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Shh. Shut up.
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Shut up.
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JULIA: Hey.
Hey.
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How's Kady?
263
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Sleeping it off
in the infirmary.
264
00:13:12,213 --> 00:13:14,590
How did you know
to knock down her door?
265
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Just a feeling.
Okay.
266
00:13:17,677 --> 00:13:19,303
They're my
favorite pairing.
267
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The tension between them.
268
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Friends for years,
but he's always loved her.
269
00:13:23,683 --> 00:13:26,435
You're in a bit of a research
K-Hole here.
270
00:13:26,519 --> 00:13:28,354
Yeah.
It's cool.
271
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It just reminds me of me.
272
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QUENTIN: So, the second key...
So, the knight's daughter,
273
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she found it
in a sentient cave
274
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that just kept
asking her riddles,
275
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and wouldn't let her in until
it deemed her worthy.
276
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It was very patronizing.
Wait.
277
00:13:40,074 --> 00:13:41,409
Why does that sound familiar?
278
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Because Rupert Chatwin
found the same cave
279
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in the first Fillory book,
The World in the Walls.
280
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He was being chased by
a belligerent cassowary.
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I remember.
Right. Um...
282
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So he finds this mountain
of treasure,
283
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but only takes one item.
284
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A golden key.
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To bring to his friend.
286
00:13:59,802 --> 00:14:01,345
Right, that he met
during the war.
287
00:14:01,429 --> 00:14:03,639
So, look,
if this story is real,
288
00:14:03,723 --> 00:14:05,641
and he actually did
give him the key,
289
00:14:05,725 --> 00:14:06,809
then I... I...
290
00:14:06,892 --> 00:14:09,395
Jules, I think the key
is here on Earth.
291
00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:10,813
(CHUCKLES)
292
00:14:10,896 --> 00:14:12,314
Seriously?
293
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,567
These two?
294
00:14:15,234 --> 00:14:17,361
You and Kady are great.
295
00:14:17,445 --> 00:14:18,904
I totally ship that.
296
00:14:19,113 --> 00:14:20,823
Alice is okay.
297
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,575
She's a bit of a Mrs. Grundy.
298
00:14:22,658 --> 00:14:24,493
You know? I don't
get that reference.
299
00:14:24,744 --> 00:14:26,203
Oh, Josh is my idol.
300
00:14:26,454 --> 00:14:29,582
That man is a Vagician.
301
00:14:30,124 --> 00:14:31,709
But Quentin, I mean,
302
00:14:31,792 --> 00:14:36,630
the outsider let into the inner
sanctum of secret knowledge.
303
00:14:37,089 --> 00:14:38,841
As someone born in 1902,
304
00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:42,887
I find a heterosexual white
male hero very relatable.
305
00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:48,350
Anyway, Quentin is
the duck's nuts.
306
00:14:48,434 --> 00:14:51,562
No, that cannot be
a real thing people said.
307
00:14:51,645 --> 00:14:53,355
So we should send
a message to Eliot.
308
00:14:53,439 --> 00:14:55,274
Shit. Eliot.
309
00:15:00,112 --> 00:15:01,697
Oh, my God.
310
00:15:02,198 --> 00:15:03,365
(PANTING)
311
00:15:03,449 --> 00:15:05,743
Cannibals!
They're cannibals!
312
00:15:05,993 --> 00:15:07,078
I told you!
313
00:15:07,369 --> 00:15:08,788
Oh, my God.
314
00:15:08,871 --> 00:15:10,164
They made me
315
00:15:10,539 --> 00:15:11,749
eat a person.
316
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,542
We should make
a deal with them.
317
00:15:13,626 --> 00:15:14,710
No.
318
00:15:14,794 --> 00:15:16,879
You can't negotiate
with cannibals.
319
00:15:16,962 --> 00:15:18,422
You can't give them
what they want.
320
00:15:19,006 --> 00:15:20,925
Well, can't we?
No!
321
00:15:21,717 --> 00:15:23,427
You're grounded.
322
00:15:23,636 --> 00:15:25,221
We need to find
a way out of here.
323
00:15:25,304 --> 00:15:26,555
On the Muntjac, the
key created the door
324
00:15:26,639 --> 00:15:28,099
out of nowhere
when we needed it.
325
00:15:28,182 --> 00:15:30,226
I don't see any doors
or places a door could be.
326
00:15:30,309 --> 00:15:31,519
Downstairs in the Library!
327
00:15:31,894 --> 00:15:34,480
You lied about the key.
328
00:15:34,730 --> 00:15:35,940
They lied first.
329
00:15:36,023 --> 00:15:37,525
I couldn't risk them
taking the key from us.
330
00:15:37,608 --> 00:15:39,485
No, you lied to me.
331
00:15:39,777 --> 00:15:42,113
You were never
collecting taxes.
332
00:15:42,446 --> 00:15:43,989
Uh, can we have this talk
when we're not being hunted
333
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:45,950
by cannibals?
What is the key for?
334
00:15:46,033 --> 00:15:47,827
Fray!
What does it really do?
335
00:15:47,952 --> 00:15:50,121
It doesn't fucking matter
if we can't find a door.
336
00:15:50,496 --> 00:15:53,374
Wait, there are doors all over
the downstairs of the Library.
337
00:15:53,457 --> 00:15:54,667
No shit!
338
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:56,669
I think, there are cannibals
sitting on the only entry point.
339
00:15:56,961 --> 00:15:58,087
Wait, they're coming!
340
00:15:58,170 --> 00:15:59,964
Run, run, run!
341
00:16:00,798 --> 00:16:02,591
Slow down !
I have wooden toes!
342
00:16:02,675 --> 00:16:03,843
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
343
00:16:07,596 --> 00:16:09,765
Hyman, where have you been?
344
00:16:09,849 --> 00:16:11,100
I went with them
to solve the mystery
345
00:16:11,183 --> 00:16:12,810
of Rupert's golden key.
346
00:16:12,977 --> 00:16:14,353
Who cares?
347
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:17,189
If they find
all seven keys, Penny,
348
00:16:17,273 --> 00:16:18,315
then...
349
00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:20,860
Something good happens?
350
00:16:21,443 --> 00:16:22,528
I missed a bit.
351
00:16:22,611 --> 00:16:23,654
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
352
00:16:23,737 --> 00:16:25,281
So the seven keys
353
00:16:25,364 --> 00:16:28,159
from the story unlock magic?
354
00:16:28,242 --> 00:16:29,451
Oh, that's...
355
00:16:29,535 --> 00:16:32,037
We think that Rupert Chatwin
brought one back to Earth
356
00:16:32,163 --> 00:16:36,041
and gave it to an American
soldier that he served with
357
00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:37,168
in World War ll.
358
00:16:37,251 --> 00:16:38,544
His name was Lance Morrison.
359
00:16:38,627 --> 00:16:41,338
And it turns out that
after the war,
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Lance went to a magic school.
361
00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:45,968
Brakebills.
JULIA: Right.
362
00:16:46,051 --> 00:16:49,221
So if there are any records
from the late 1940s,
363
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maybe that can help us
find the key.
364
00:16:51,557 --> 00:16:54,059
My assistant's file cabinet,
bottom drawer.
365
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:55,394
Thank you.
366
00:16:57,813 --> 00:17:00,399
Pardon the interruption.
Can I help you?
367
00:17:00,482 --> 00:17:02,109
Wait a minute.
I know that guy.
368
00:17:02,193 --> 00:17:03,402
I certainly hope you can.
369
00:17:03,485 --> 00:17:05,029
I'm here on behalf
of The Order.
370
00:17:06,697 --> 00:17:10,075
At the Library formerly
headquartered in the Neither lands?
371
00:17:11,118 --> 00:17:12,494
We need to talk about Penny.
372
00:17:16,415 --> 00:17:17,625
Sorry to be blunt,
373
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:19,793
but did Penny die
a traumatic death?
374
00:17:21,003 --> 00:17:22,963
Dean Fogg said
you were the one to ask.
375
00:17:24,590 --> 00:17:26,258
Yes, it was traumatic.
376
00:17:27,134 --> 00:17:28,302
That explains it.
377
00:17:30,262 --> 00:17:32,348
Penny signed a contract
with The Order,
378
00:17:32,431 --> 00:17:34,433
guaranteeing his services
in this life
379
00:17:34,516 --> 00:17:36,101
and, well, beyond.
380
00:17:36,769 --> 00:17:39,271
Curiously, his soul never
reported for service
381
00:17:39,355 --> 00:17:40,397
to our Underworld branch.
382
00:17:40,481 --> 00:17:41,482
Then where is he?
383
00:17:41,565 --> 00:17:42,983
I'm right here.
384
00:17:43,484 --> 00:17:45,778
Likely in the process
of becoming a vengeful spirit.
385
00:17:45,986 --> 00:17:48,072
Best to nip that in the bud
before his time is up.
386
00:17:48,155 --> 00:17:49,240
What do you mean?
387
00:17:49,323 --> 00:17:50,366
The soul is tethered
to the body
388
00:17:50,491 --> 00:17:51,992
for seven days after death.
389
00:17:52,117 --> 00:17:55,287
We can use that tether to yank
Penny's soul out from wherever
390
00:17:55,371 --> 00:17:56,705
and send him on his way.
391
00:17:56,789 --> 00:17:59,792
How?
Eat him, naturally.
392
00:18:00,501 --> 00:18:02,878
(CHUCKLES) Sweetheart,
I'm not gonna eat him.
393
00:18:02,962 --> 00:18:04,213
I'm a pescatarian.
394
00:18:04,296 --> 00:18:06,090
The Order has retained
the services of a corpse eater
395
00:18:06,173 --> 00:18:07,549
for situations such as this.
396
00:18:07,633 --> 00:18:10,219
Whoa, whoa, whoa, no
one is eating my body, okay?
397
00:18:10,302 --> 00:18:11,553
I'm not fucking done
with it yet.
398
00:18:11,637 --> 00:18:13,180
Kind of a ticking clock
on this.
399
00:18:13,264 --> 00:18:15,307
If the tether goes
before Penny's soul passes on,
400
00:18:15,391 --> 00:18:16,558
he's right fucked.
401
00:18:17,184 --> 00:18:19,228
The corpse eater
needs a tick to prepare.
402
00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:21,814
She'll be here tomorrow
at sundown.
403
00:18:23,148 --> 00:18:26,151
Oh, and you're welcome.
404
00:18:34,201 --> 00:18:37,538
The ghost children at the
Plover house couldn't be saved.
405
00:18:37,705 --> 00:18:39,290
But Penny
still has his tether.
406
00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:40,749
I'm not a ghost!
407
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,459
KADY: If he's a ghost,
shouldn't he be,
408
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,962
I don't... I don't know,
haunting us?
409
00:18:45,462 --> 00:18:46,672
What if something else
happened?
410
00:18:46,755 --> 00:18:48,924
Yes, something else
did happen!
411
00:18:49,008 --> 00:18:51,760
ALICE: It can take decades for
a spirit to become malevolent.
412
00:18:52,136 --> 00:18:54,513
Corpse eaters
are a rare creature.
413
00:18:54,596 --> 00:18:56,598
If the Librarians
actually have one,
414
00:18:56,682 --> 00:18:59,893
not just some sicko
who wants a free meal,
415
00:19:00,519 --> 00:19:01,937
you should use it.
416
00:19:02,313 --> 00:19:04,481
But what if there's a way
to fix him?
417
00:19:05,566 --> 00:19:06,734
To bring him back?
418
00:19:07,318 --> 00:19:08,485
ALICE: Without magic?
419
00:19:08,569 --> 00:19:10,279
Julia has magic.
420
00:19:10,738 --> 00:19:12,865
Okay, not much, but I...
421
00:19:14,616 --> 00:19:17,244
It's just, I... I...
I can't wrap my head around
422
00:19:17,328 --> 00:19:20,497
sending him to work for
the Library for a billion years.
423
00:19:21,373 --> 00:19:22,541
I don't trust them.
424
00:19:22,624 --> 00:19:24,501
There you go. Come on, Kady.
425
00:19:24,585 --> 00:19:26,170
The Underworld's not so bad.
426
00:19:26,462 --> 00:19:28,589
Quentin says
there's a bowling alley.
427
00:19:28,714 --> 00:19:31,800
And a billion years surrounded
by books sounds like Heaven.
428
00:19:32,009 --> 00:19:33,135
PENNY: Damn it, Alice.
429
00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:34,845
I thought we were bros.
430
00:19:35,429 --> 00:19:37,973
Ah. Let go, let go, let go!
431
00:19:38,057 --> 00:19:39,767
My God!
432
00:19:40,017 --> 00:19:41,894
I was only trying to follow
the story.
433
00:19:41,977 --> 00:19:45,647
No, what Julia does
in the bath is not story!
434
00:19:45,731 --> 00:19:48,567
It is revealing of character.
435
00:19:49,109 --> 00:19:52,029
Listen, I need to talk
to Kady somehow today.
436
00:19:52,738 --> 00:19:53,864
Okay?
437
00:19:53,947 --> 00:19:56,575
Now, I don't give a shit
if it didn't end well
438
00:19:56,658 --> 00:19:58,952
for you in the past.
You are going to help me.
439
00:19:59,161 --> 00:20:02,790
Or I will cock block you
for the rest of time.
440
00:20:03,582 --> 00:20:04,875
Okay.
441
00:20:09,797 --> 00:20:13,008
When I first got stuck
in the Astral Plane,
442
00:20:13,092 --> 00:20:15,928
I spent months
trying to push things.
443
00:20:16,178 --> 00:20:17,388
I never got anywhere.
444
00:20:17,596 --> 00:20:20,682
Until I tried
being the thing.
445
00:20:22,434 --> 00:20:23,602
Uh...
446
00:20:23,685 --> 00:20:24,937
(EXHALES)
447
00:20:25,896 --> 00:20:27,689
Okay, focus on a penny.
448
00:20:28,273 --> 00:20:29,316
(LAUGHS)
449
00:20:29,650 --> 00:20:31,610
Get it? 'Cause of your name?
You get it.
450
00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:33,612
Now, you're not gonna try
to move the penny.
451
00:20:33,946 --> 00:20:36,323
You're gonna try to be it.
452
00:20:36,657 --> 00:20:40,202
So pour yourself
into its shape.
453
00:20:40,577 --> 00:20:43,122
Inhabit it
with your whole being.
454
00:20:43,622 --> 00:20:44,748
Hmm?
455
00:20:44,873 --> 00:20:46,125
Go ahead.
456
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:47,835
Be the penny.
Okay.
457
00:20:48,210 --> 00:20:49,628
I got this.
458
00:20:50,337 --> 00:20:51,547
Be the penny.
459
00:20:52,923 --> 00:20:54,716
Just be the goddamn penny!
460
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:55,801
Penny, just be it!
(STUTTERS)
461
00:20:55,884 --> 00:20:57,261
What does that even mean?
462
00:20:57,344 --> 00:20:59,513
You're getting confused
by the whole Penny thing.
463
00:20:59,596 --> 00:21:01,014
Maybe we should have started
with a nickel.
464
00:21:01,098 --> 00:21:03,100
Wha...
Huh? Be the nickel!
465
00:21:03,183 --> 00:21:05,352
Maybe you shouldn't say
the same dumb shit
466
00:21:05,436 --> 00:21:06,854
over and over!
467
00:21:06,937 --> 00:21:09,606
Oh, I'm sorry,
but you're a dullard!
468
00:21:09,857 --> 00:21:11,650
A real dunce, I say!
469
00:21:11,859 --> 00:21:14,319
You are worth less
than a penny,
470
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:15,904
and a penny is worthless!
471
00:21:15,988 --> 00:21:16,989
(SCREAMS)
472
00:21:19,199 --> 00:21:20,200
Um...
473
00:21:20,826 --> 00:21:21,994
PENNY: This is weird.
474
00:21:22,077 --> 00:21:24,329
(GASPS) You are the penny.
475
00:21:25,581 --> 00:21:27,249
What do I do now?
I can't move.
476
00:21:27,332 --> 00:21:29,209
Well, how could you?
You don't have any feet.
477
00:21:29,376 --> 00:21:31,211
(PENNY GRUNTS)
478
00:21:32,045 --> 00:21:33,964
What are you...
What are you doing?
479
00:21:34,047 --> 00:21:35,132
It sounds like you're pooping.
480
00:21:36,550 --> 00:21:38,635
Holy zerts! You did it!
(CHUCKLES)
481
00:21:38,927 --> 00:21:40,387
(GAGGING)
Oh.
482
00:21:42,806 --> 00:21:45,058
I still have the taste
of pennies in my mouth.
483
00:21:48,187 --> 00:21:49,938
Wait, why... Why don't I...
484
00:21:50,814 --> 00:21:53,275
Why don't I just project
myself into my own body?
485
00:21:53,358 --> 00:21:54,610
I know how to be that.
486
00:21:54,693 --> 00:21:56,278
The only reason
you're still alive
487
00:21:56,361 --> 00:21:58,906
is because you were astral
projecting when you died.
488
00:21:59,156 --> 00:22:01,366
So if you go back
into your corpse,
489
00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:03,827
you'll just be dead.
490
00:22:05,746 --> 00:22:07,080
I need something bigger.
491
00:22:07,873 --> 00:22:09,500
I need something
that can talk.
492
00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:11,460
Yeah, hey, be careful.
493
00:22:11,668 --> 00:22:15,380
Controlling things with brains
is much harder.
494
00:22:16,590 --> 00:22:18,383
PENNY: Be the bunny.
495
00:22:19,384 --> 00:22:20,928
(EXHALES) Be the bunny.
496
00:22:21,011 --> 00:22:23,639
Be the bunny.
MARGO: It won't work.
497
00:22:25,724 --> 00:22:28,268
Fairy Queen bitch
thinks she can break me
498
00:22:28,352 --> 00:22:31,813
with a few days' time
out on Eliot's party boat?
499
00:22:31,897 --> 00:22:34,858
Your Majesty, upon our return
to Whitespire,
500
00:22:34,942 --> 00:22:39,446
might I suggest a hot bath
to relax yourself?
501
00:22:39,530 --> 00:22:44,159
I can't, because that chalky
twat won't get out of my tub.
502
00:22:45,410 --> 00:22:47,996
I keep waiting for
Eliot to come back.
503
00:22:48,330 --> 00:22:49,957
But maybe he never will.
504
00:22:50,374 --> 00:22:53,210
That bunny I sent him
was returned to sender.
505
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,922
For all I know, he's dead.
506
00:22:58,173 --> 00:23:01,009
And him and Penny are blowing
each other in Heaven.
507
00:23:03,679 --> 00:23:05,430
Now, when I get back...
508
00:23:07,307 --> 00:23:09,184
I'm gonna fix this.
509
00:23:10,310 --> 00:23:13,355
Benedict, you're gonna
round up the guards.
510
00:23:13,564 --> 00:23:16,316
Tick, you're gonna go to that
fairy-repelling hallway
511
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,194
and you're gonna grind
one of those bricks to dust.
512
00:23:19,278 --> 00:23:21,989
You're gonna put it
in the Fairy Queen's bath
513
00:23:22,948 --> 00:23:25,576
and when that knocks her
on her ass,
514
00:23:26,368 --> 00:23:28,370
I'm gonna cut out her heart
and eat it
515
00:23:28,453 --> 00:23:31,665
in front of every goddamn
fairy asshole in the kingdom.
516
00:23:32,916 --> 00:23:35,961
Damn. Girl, you get shit done.
517
00:23:43,552 --> 00:23:44,678
(GROANS)
518
00:23:47,431 --> 00:23:50,017
And I thought
Hyman was a perv.
519
00:23:57,649 --> 00:23:59,401
Be the Margolem.
520
00:24:01,028 --> 00:24:03,488
Be the Margolem.
521
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,535
Uh, um... Um, announcement.
522
00:24:08,619 --> 00:24:10,704
You guys remember
the Margolem?
523
00:24:10,787 --> 00:24:12,914
Margo's doppelganger
made of living clay?
524
00:24:13,415 --> 00:24:15,917
Since Margo's been gone,
I've been storing it.
525
00:24:16,001 --> 00:24:17,544
You know, for safekeeping?
526
00:24:17,878 --> 00:24:19,546
Ew.
That's problematic.
527
00:24:19,630 --> 00:24:20,922
TODD: It's not like that.
528
00:24:21,006 --> 00:24:23,800
I just dress her up
and pretend she respects me.
529
00:24:24,635 --> 00:24:27,262
Anyways, she's been out of
commission since magic died,
530
00:24:27,346 --> 00:24:28,930
only...
(MARGOLEM GROANS)
531
00:24:30,265 --> 00:24:31,725
She woke up.
532
00:24:33,477 --> 00:24:34,561
Fuck.
533
00:24:36,772 --> 00:24:38,148
(GROWLS)
534
00:24:39,232 --> 00:24:40,317
(QUENTIN YELLS)
535
00:24:40,776 --> 00:24:42,110
(GROANS)
536
00:24:45,072 --> 00:24:47,282
(BOTH YELLING)
537
00:24:57,876 --> 00:24:59,127
I told you
it wouldn't end well.
538
00:24:59,211 --> 00:25:01,713
You know, I wish
you weren't dead
539
00:25:02,047 --> 00:25:03,632
so I could kill you.
540
00:25:03,715 --> 00:25:05,425
DEAN: So, this Margolem
must've had
541
00:25:05,509 --> 00:25:08,261
some residual magic
left in her.
542
00:25:08,345 --> 00:25:11,306
Or the living clay she was
made of was a magical creature?
543
00:25:12,015 --> 00:25:13,183
Uh, anyway, while we
have you here,
544
00:25:13,266 --> 00:25:15,560
we found Lance Morrison's
Brakebill records.
545
00:25:15,644 --> 00:25:18,730
Um... It says that he was only
a student for a semester.
546
00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:21,149
But it also says
in this file that he left
547
00:25:21,233 --> 00:25:22,442
because of a "code seven."
548
00:25:22,526 --> 00:25:23,902
Student suicide.
549
00:25:24,528 --> 00:25:25,821
Or he magically exploded.
550
00:25:25,904 --> 00:25:28,073
I don't know why they use
the same damn code for both.
551
00:25:29,032 --> 00:25:31,326
Okay, either way,
he died on campus.
552
00:25:31,410 --> 00:25:33,245
So the key might still
be here, right?
553
00:25:33,328 --> 00:25:34,788
But it says he was living
in the West Dorm,
554
00:25:34,871 --> 00:25:36,123
and there is
no such thing, so...
555
00:25:36,206 --> 00:25:37,290
That's because it's buried.
556
00:25:37,374 --> 00:25:39,376
Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
557
00:25:39,459 --> 00:25:40,502
DEAN: In the late 1940s,
558
00:25:40,585 --> 00:25:43,046
there was a haunting
in the West Dorm.
559
00:25:43,130 --> 00:25:44,965
At the time,
it was considered bad form
560
00:25:45,048 --> 00:25:46,758
to have a ghost on campus.
561
00:25:47,134 --> 00:25:50,345
Unlike today, where we put it
in the goddamn brochure.
562
00:25:50,429 --> 00:25:53,390
"That ghost"
is gonna kill them.
563
00:25:53,765 --> 00:25:55,058
To death, Penny.
564
00:25:55,142 --> 00:25:57,144
So, the Dean buried
the whole dorm.
565
00:25:57,227 --> 00:25:59,020
Magically protected
the entrances
566
00:25:59,104 --> 00:26:00,355
so that students
couldn't find it.
567
00:26:00,439 --> 00:26:03,650
But magic is gone.
So we can walk right in.
568
00:26:04,818 --> 00:26:05,819
Right?
569
00:26:05,902 --> 00:26:07,028
What are you gonna do?
570
00:26:07,112 --> 00:26:08,196
Nothing.
571
00:26:08,530 --> 00:26:10,198
It's not my problem.
572
00:26:10,282 --> 00:26:12,701
They're your friends.
Who I can't help in any way.
573
00:26:12,784 --> 00:26:14,369
You go figure some shit out.
574
00:26:14,661 --> 00:26:17,581
(SCOFFS)
I'm not going down there.
575
00:26:17,914 --> 00:26:19,416
What are you scared of?
576
00:26:19,499 --> 00:26:20,584
You're dead already.
577
00:26:20,792 --> 00:26:23,128
You're so dumb, Penny.
578
00:26:23,211 --> 00:26:26,631
Ghosts can hurt
whatever it is we are.
579
00:26:26,715 --> 00:26:28,592
That one in the West dorm?
580
00:26:28,675 --> 00:26:30,969
Terrorized me for a week.
581
00:26:31,178 --> 00:26:32,387
Wait a minute.
582
00:26:32,637 --> 00:26:36,683
If they can hurt us, then...
Then they can see us.
583
00:26:57,704 --> 00:26:59,748
Hey. Q.
584
00:27:02,626 --> 00:27:03,794
(DOOR CREAKS)
585
00:27:07,839 --> 00:27:08,840
All right.
586
00:27:15,305 --> 00:27:17,933
Um... Excuse me.
587
00:27:18,016 --> 00:27:19,559
Lance Morrison?
588
00:27:19,851 --> 00:27:20,852
Who are you?
589
00:27:21,311 --> 00:27:22,437
Did my father send you?
590
00:27:22,521 --> 00:27:24,606
You can tell him I am not
coming home for winter.
591
00:27:24,689 --> 00:27:26,024
PENNY: Hey, ghost boy.
592
00:27:27,150 --> 00:27:28,693
We need to talk.
593
00:27:31,112 --> 00:27:35,116
You need to tell them that
Penny is in the room with them.
594
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,910
What are you talking about?
595
00:27:37,410 --> 00:27:38,954
No, I am not a bitch!
596
00:27:39,037 --> 00:27:40,997
Well, we don't think that.
Right, no, of course.
597
00:27:41,081 --> 00:27:44,000
Do you know anything
about a golden key
598
00:27:44,084 --> 00:27:47,128
that maybe your friend
Rupert Chatwin gave you?
599
00:27:47,420 --> 00:27:48,588
Rupert?
600
00:27:48,672 --> 00:27:50,048
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
601
00:27:51,883 --> 00:27:53,969
This place is quite something.
602
00:27:54,177 --> 00:27:55,971
Nothing compared
to where you've been.
603
00:27:58,223 --> 00:27:59,850
He's in a ghost loop.
604
00:27:59,933 --> 00:28:00,976
He's not even listening to us.
605
00:28:01,059 --> 00:28:02,561
I brought you something.
606
00:28:02,894 --> 00:28:05,063
From Fillory. Here.
607
00:28:05,230 --> 00:28:06,565
Take it.
608
00:28:07,023 --> 00:28:08,233
It won't hurt.
609
00:28:08,316 --> 00:28:11,361
It just reveals the honest
truth of things.
610
00:28:11,820 --> 00:28:13,697
Shows them as they truly are.
611
00:28:23,915 --> 00:28:25,166
I see.
612
00:28:29,462 --> 00:28:31,506
(CHUCKLES) Damn it, Hyman.
613
00:28:31,590 --> 00:28:34,301
This isn't terrifying.
It's just two dudes kissing.
614
00:28:34,384 --> 00:28:36,303
You homophobic pussy.
615
00:28:37,554 --> 00:28:40,223
Lance Morrison.
616
00:28:40,307 --> 00:28:41,933
You've been speaking
out of turn
617
00:28:42,017 --> 00:28:43,643
about your mother's family.
618
00:28:44,144 --> 00:28:46,354
You have sullied
the McAllistair name.
619
00:28:46,563 --> 00:28:47,898
LANCE: All I did
was tell the truth.
620
00:28:48,273 --> 00:28:51,276
Truth can bury us.
621
00:28:52,027 --> 00:28:53,361
It's the key.
622
00:28:53,445 --> 00:28:55,071
It's ruined everything.
623
00:28:55,155 --> 00:28:57,365
Hi, I'm sorry to interrupt
this little father-son moment,
624
00:28:57,449 --> 00:28:59,993
but could someone please
just say the words,
625
00:29:00,076 --> 00:29:02,454
"Penny is in the room"?
626
00:29:02,537 --> 00:29:05,081
Say it isn't true.
Okay.
627
00:29:07,125 --> 00:29:08,710
You can't control yourself.
628
00:29:08,793 --> 00:29:11,504
Don't blame the key
for your perversion.
629
00:29:12,380 --> 00:29:13,965
Whoa, dude!
630
00:29:14,257 --> 00:29:15,425
Whoa!
631
00:29:18,303 --> 00:29:19,512
(CHOKES)
632
00:29:25,310 --> 00:29:27,145
(SOFTLY) The key's
in the dad's pocket.
633
00:29:30,774 --> 00:29:32,025
I think he just...
634
00:29:33,109 --> 00:29:34,486
Oh, shit.
635
00:29:35,445 --> 00:29:36,655
(GRUNTS)
636
00:29:41,743 --> 00:29:42,786
I tried
being nice.
637
00:29:42,994 --> 00:29:44,579
You will say my name.
638
00:29:44,663 --> 00:29:46,748
You say my name,
you ghost dick!
639
00:29:46,831 --> 00:29:48,208
What is your name?
640
00:29:48,833 --> 00:29:50,210
That's not a name!
641
00:29:50,293 --> 00:29:51,378
No, it isn't!
642
00:29:51,461 --> 00:29:52,712
No, it isn't!
643
00:29:52,796 --> 00:29:53,922
Uh, Q?
644
00:29:54,798 --> 00:29:56,925
I think we might have
broken this ride.
645
00:29:57,008 --> 00:29:58,218
No!
646
00:30:07,268 --> 00:30:09,187
(SIGNING)
647
00:30:10,689 --> 00:30:12,273
The Library has a corpse eater
648
00:30:12,357 --> 00:30:14,109
that can help take him
to the Underworld.
649
00:30:16,111 --> 00:30:17,112
What's she saying?
650
00:30:18,405 --> 00:30:19,614
What... What...
Fuck, stop signing!
651
00:30:19,698 --> 00:30:21,616
(OUT LOUD) Burn his body.
KADY: Burn his body?
652
00:30:22,075 --> 00:30:23,118
Oh, hell no.
653
00:30:23,201 --> 00:30:24,828
Then he'll be stuck there
for eternity,
654
00:30:25,245 --> 00:30:27,789
turning into a ghost,
or worse.
655
00:30:29,332 --> 00:30:30,583
KADY: She says,
"Better than a slave
656
00:30:30,667 --> 00:30:32,460
"to the people who killed him.
657
00:30:32,711 --> 00:30:33,837
"For a billion years."
658
00:30:34,045 --> 00:30:35,714
Am I the only one that
knows that eternity
659
00:30:35,797 --> 00:30:37,799
is a lot longer
than a billion years?
660
00:30:39,426 --> 00:30:40,510
(GROANS)
661
00:30:40,593 --> 00:30:42,721
Lance said his mom
was a McAllistair.
662
00:30:42,804 --> 00:30:45,432
Well, that would explain
how he got into Brakebills.
663
00:30:45,515 --> 00:30:47,767
The McAllistairs are
on the board of trustees.
664
00:30:47,851 --> 00:30:50,854
They're one of the oldest
magical families in America.
665
00:30:50,937 --> 00:30:52,147
Lance's father held the key.
666
00:30:52,230 --> 00:30:53,898
I mean, he knew
how powerful it was.
667
00:30:53,982 --> 00:30:55,191
That it would reveal truth.
668
00:30:55,275 --> 00:30:57,277
It would show things
that were hidden.
669
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,862
So, he would have kept it.
670
00:30:58,945 --> 00:31:01,698
Except that he would have
died by now, so...
671
00:31:01,781 --> 00:31:03,575
Wait, could you get us
into that house?
672
00:31:03,867 --> 00:31:05,118
Maybe.
673
00:31:05,201 --> 00:31:07,787
Irene McAllistair's been
calling me every day
674
00:31:07,912 --> 00:31:09,748
looking for a lead
on the magic.
675
00:31:10,999 --> 00:31:13,126
Perhaps if we could
give her something
676
00:31:13,209 --> 00:31:14,252
that she really wants...
677
00:31:16,421 --> 00:31:19,674
Hey, have you been paying
attention to Quentin's stupid key thing?
678
00:31:19,758 --> 00:31:21,593
Have I?
Yeah, great, shut up.
679
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,262
The ghost said it has
the power to reveal things
680
00:31:24,345 --> 00:31:25,597
that are hidden.
681
00:31:26,890 --> 00:31:28,224
I'm a hidden thing.
682
00:31:28,308 --> 00:31:29,809
(GASPS) Twist.
683
00:31:29,893 --> 00:31:32,312
Okay, tonight it'll be
seven days since I died.
684
00:31:32,562 --> 00:31:34,230
If I don't contact Kady today,
685
00:31:34,314 --> 00:31:36,107
she is either gonna
burn my corpse,
686
00:31:36,191 --> 00:31:38,234
or worse,
give it to the Library.
687
00:31:38,443 --> 00:31:39,736
I'm not getting eaten.
688
00:31:39,944 --> 00:31:42,822
You know, Q said Eliot already
found one of those keys.
689
00:31:43,364 --> 00:31:44,866
Okay, simple plan.
690
00:31:44,949 --> 00:31:48,036
We use the key to make
a Shadow Bat monster illusion
691
00:31:48,119 --> 00:31:49,537
like that priest did
on that island.
692
00:31:49,829 --> 00:31:52,248
We scare away the bad men,
we get to a book chute,
693
00:31:52,332 --> 00:31:54,042
we find a door,
and we get the hell out.
694
00:31:54,125 --> 00:31:55,251
Okay.
Okay.
695
00:31:58,755 --> 00:32:00,131
(INHALES DEEPLY)
696
00:32:00,799 --> 00:32:02,592
Please tell me
you can see me.
697
00:32:07,055 --> 00:32:08,056
Jesus.
698
00:32:08,139 --> 00:32:09,307
Holy moly.
699
00:32:10,934 --> 00:32:12,143
What have I done?
700
00:32:12,352 --> 00:32:15,230
Eliot, what the hell
are you wearing?
701
00:32:15,688 --> 00:32:17,482
Hi, Dad.
702
00:32:20,276 --> 00:32:22,028
Hi, Dad.
703
00:32:22,112 --> 00:32:23,988
This is your father?
Hi, Grandpa.
704
00:32:24,155 --> 00:32:27,534
What is with everyone
and their daddy issues today?
705
00:32:27,617 --> 00:32:28,993
Dressed like that,
everyone's gonna know
706
00:32:29,077 --> 00:32:30,995
you haven't worked
a day in your life.
707
00:32:31,079 --> 00:32:32,122
It's just an illusion.
708
00:32:32,205 --> 00:32:33,373
I didn't think you could make
709
00:32:33,456 --> 00:32:35,250
a sailor's uniform
look gayer.
710
00:32:35,333 --> 00:32:37,252
My God.
It's just an illusion.
711
00:32:37,335 --> 00:32:39,879
Eliot, you might be the only
person in the multiverse
712
00:32:39,963 --> 00:32:41,172
more fucked than me.
713
00:32:41,256 --> 00:32:42,382
You're just an illusion.
714
00:32:42,799 --> 00:32:44,008
I wish I could help.
715
00:32:48,805 --> 00:32:50,390
Henry.
DEAN: How are you?
716
00:32:50,473 --> 00:32:51,558
(CHUCKLES)
717
00:32:51,641 --> 00:32:53,685
It is so good to see you!
718
00:32:53,852 --> 00:32:56,020
I was so happy
when you called.
719
00:32:56,104 --> 00:32:58,815
Yeah. Irene,
these are my students.
720
00:32:58,898 --> 00:33:00,400
Nice to meet you.
It's a pleasure.
721
00:33:00,483 --> 00:33:01,651
Come on in.
722
00:33:10,618 --> 00:33:12,412
Okay, there's some real
Beauty and the Beast
723
00:33:12,495 --> 00:33:13,955
kind of stuff happening here.
724
00:33:14,038 --> 00:33:16,541
I don't understand.
How is that possible?
725
00:33:16,624 --> 00:33:18,376
Well, the house's
enchantments run
726
00:33:18,459 --> 00:33:22,422
on a reserve of energy that
my father built up over decades.
727
00:33:22,547 --> 00:33:24,924
When he was a child,
there was a blackout
728
00:33:25,008 --> 00:33:26,384
that lasted for months.
729
00:33:26,551 --> 00:33:28,136
So he wanted to be prepared.
730
00:33:28,469 --> 00:33:30,221
Please, come.
Follow me.
731
00:33:30,889 --> 00:33:33,266
Unfortunately,
they won't last.
732
00:33:33,766 --> 00:33:36,394
Most of the enchantments
have failed already.
733
00:33:36,519 --> 00:33:39,522
Which is why I was so
intrigued by your call, Henry.
734
00:33:41,357 --> 00:33:42,567
Would you like a martini?
735
00:33:43,359 --> 00:33:45,028
Martini !
(ICE CUBES RATTLE)
736
00:33:49,324 --> 00:33:51,534
Can I get an olive
in mine, please?
737
00:33:55,496 --> 00:33:56,664
Thank you.
738
00:33:59,083 --> 00:34:00,168
Thank you.
739
00:34:01,544 --> 00:34:05,256
So, which one of you
can do magic?
740
00:34:07,342 --> 00:34:08,509
Um...
741
00:34:09,010 --> 00:34:10,929
Well, I, um...
742
00:34:11,930 --> 00:34:15,934
So, before I knew about magic,
real magic,
743
00:34:16,017 --> 00:34:18,686
I... I used to do a lot
of sleight of hand tricks.
744
00:34:18,770 --> 00:34:24,025
So, it turns out that
I wasn't very good at it.
745
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:29,530
I was cheating,
by using translocation spells
746
00:34:29,614 --> 00:34:31,074
without really knowing it.
747
00:34:31,407 --> 00:34:36,913
I don't know why, but, um,
those tricks still work.
748
00:34:37,914 --> 00:34:40,208
Or you have a squished olive
in your pocket.
749
00:34:44,545 --> 00:34:45,755
(CHUCKLES)
750
00:34:45,838 --> 00:34:47,006
Fascinating.
751
00:34:47,340 --> 00:34:49,050
Not at all useful, but, uh...
752
00:34:49,133 --> 00:34:50,260
I can do more.
753
00:34:50,343 --> 00:34:52,387
Um... Do you have
a deck of cards?
754
00:34:52,804 --> 00:34:54,597
(CLEARS THROAT) Uh, excuse me.
755
00:34:54,806 --> 00:34:56,266
Where's your restroom?
756
00:35:14,117 --> 00:35:15,576
Holy shit.
757
00:35:16,369 --> 00:35:17,412
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
758
00:35:29,257 --> 00:35:30,591
I'm sorry, Penny.
759
00:35:30,675 --> 00:35:32,844
It's been six
and a half days.
760
00:35:34,304 --> 00:35:35,763
Time's up.
761
00:35:56,492 --> 00:35:57,660
Come on.
762
00:36:01,581 --> 00:36:02,957
Come on, find it!
763
00:36:05,710 --> 00:36:07,128
Come on!
764
00:36:10,298 --> 00:36:11,507
Damn it.
765
00:36:54,050 --> 00:36:55,051
PENNY: Kady, wait.
766
00:36:57,637 --> 00:36:59,472
I just need more time.
767
00:37:05,311 --> 00:37:07,230
ALICE: It's not too late.
768
00:37:07,772 --> 00:37:09,899
Corpse eater will be
here any minute.
769
00:37:10,942 --> 00:37:13,152
Honestly, why do you care?
770
00:37:13,528 --> 00:37:14,946
He was my friend.
771
00:37:15,738 --> 00:37:17,323
He wasn't one of you.
772
00:37:18,699 --> 00:37:20,993
You're right.
I barely knew Penny.
773
00:37:22,662 --> 00:37:23,830
I don't know
where he was from,
774
00:37:23,913 --> 00:37:25,373
I don't know
about his family,
775
00:37:25,456 --> 00:37:28,626
I don't know... I don't know
how he found magic.
776
00:37:30,586 --> 00:37:32,547
But I know what it's like
to be trapped
777
00:37:34,048 --> 00:37:37,301
and to totally lose control
of yourself and your life.
778
00:37:39,095 --> 00:37:41,055
But in the Underworld,
779
00:37:41,431 --> 00:37:42,974
he still gets to be Penny.
780
00:37:43,558 --> 00:37:45,726
Dammit, Alice, I'm still me.
781
00:37:46,227 --> 00:37:50,273
It took everything I had
782
00:37:50,356 --> 00:37:51,607
to try to save his life.
783
00:37:54,652 --> 00:37:55,987
And then
784
00:37:57,488 --> 00:37:58,739
he died anyway.
785
00:38:00,199 --> 00:38:02,827
And then, I...
And then I was relieved.
786
00:38:03,494 --> 00:38:04,579
To be done.
787
00:38:07,790 --> 00:38:09,750
If Penny was here...
788
00:38:12,003 --> 00:38:14,422
If he could tell us
what he wanted...
789
00:38:17,133 --> 00:38:18,301
But he's not.
790
00:38:18,384 --> 00:38:19,927
Okay, look, they're both
terrible options,
791
00:38:20,011 --> 00:38:21,596
but if I had to choose,
792
00:38:21,721 --> 00:38:23,556
please don't send me
to the Underworld.
793
00:38:26,142 --> 00:38:28,603
I know you don't want
the responsibility.
794
00:38:30,563 --> 00:38:31,772
So don't take it.
795
00:38:34,650 --> 00:38:35,693
Let me.
796
00:38:37,862 --> 00:38:39,155
No, Kady, please.
797
00:38:44,327 --> 00:38:46,120
Be the candle.
798
00:38:47,371 --> 00:38:49,457
Be the candle.
799
00:38:49,540 --> 00:38:51,042
I'll go get the corpse eater.
800
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,011
Penny...
801
00:39:13,981 --> 00:39:15,650
That's uncomfortable to hold.
802
00:39:16,150 --> 00:39:17,652
It makes me feel like...
803
00:39:18,528 --> 00:39:20,947
I don't know,
like I'm not really myself.
804
00:39:22,657 --> 00:39:24,450
Okay, then I will
805
00:39:25,993 --> 00:39:27,828
pass on touching it.
806
00:39:28,663 --> 00:39:31,165
Oh, uh...
I checked the book.
807
00:39:32,333 --> 00:39:33,918
So, you unlocked
chapter three.
808
00:39:34,001 --> 00:39:38,172
Um... And it looks like the...
The next key
809
00:39:38,297 --> 00:39:40,174
might be in Fillory, maybe.
810
00:39:40,258 --> 00:39:41,467
(DOOR OPENS)
Um...
811
00:39:42,051 --> 00:39:43,219
(CLEARS THROAT)
812
00:39:43,886 --> 00:39:45,346
Dean Fogg.
813
00:39:45,429 --> 00:39:46,639
Good morning.
814
00:39:46,722 --> 00:39:49,183
Yeah. It is the morning.
815
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,562
Irene sent her apologies.
816
00:39:53,062 --> 00:39:55,606
Our little show did not
convince her last night.
817
00:39:55,773 --> 00:39:56,774
We're out of time.
818
00:39:56,857 --> 00:39:58,359
As of this morning,
819
00:39:58,442 --> 00:40:00,987
the board of directors
put Brakebills up for sale.
820
00:40:01,070 --> 00:40:02,738
The school will be closed.
821
00:40:02,822 --> 00:40:04,073
I'm out of a job.
822
00:40:04,490 --> 00:40:06,033
And I'd say you're evicted,
823
00:40:06,117 --> 00:40:10,121
but I have no idea who
actually owns this building.
824
00:40:13,416 --> 00:40:15,543
Quentin, is this scotch
or rye?
825
00:40:16,252 --> 00:40:18,254
Rum.
Excellent.
826
00:40:18,629 --> 00:40:21,215
Well, carry on.
827
00:40:21,757 --> 00:40:23,217
I'm going to go lie down.
828
00:40:28,556 --> 00:40:30,057
Well, look at it this way.
829
00:40:30,558 --> 00:40:33,728
Now we've both been kicked
out of Brakebills, so...
830
00:40:33,978 --> 00:40:35,521
We've got that in common.
831
00:40:36,147 --> 00:40:37,523
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
832
00:40:39,609 --> 00:40:41,694
Holy shit. (BREATHES HEAVILY)
833
00:40:43,654 --> 00:40:44,739
(SIGHS)
834
00:40:45,990 --> 00:40:48,159
Thank Christ.
Eliot?
835
00:40:48,659 --> 00:40:50,870
Hey.
How did you...
836
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:52,246
Hey.
837
00:40:53,164 --> 00:40:54,749
ELIOT: Can I please
have some water?
838
00:40:54,832 --> 00:40:57,126
Yeah, sure.
Sparkling, please.
839
00:41:04,342 --> 00:41:05,593
Gather 'round.
840
00:41:07,511 --> 00:41:09,805
Story time with Uncle Eliot.
841
00:41:11,641 --> 00:41:13,225
This story is called,
842
00:41:14,310 --> 00:41:17,563
"Eliot did nothing wrong
but was chased by cannibals
843
00:41:17,647 --> 00:41:20,066
"through the be fucked
Neither lands anyway."
844
00:41:20,149 --> 00:41:21,317
Sorry, who's this?
845
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,819
Oh, right, yeah. Meet Fray.
846
00:41:23,903 --> 00:41:25,112
Our daughter.
847
00:41:25,196 --> 00:41:26,989
I'm sorr... Your...
Wait, your daughter?
848
00:41:27,073 --> 00:41:29,659
Please, hold your questions
till the end.
849
00:41:31,118 --> 00:41:34,914
So, the cannibals blocked
our only point of egress.
850
00:41:35,206 --> 00:41:37,500
Naturally, I resolved
to use the key,
851
00:41:37,583 --> 00:41:39,877
which, in Fillory,
created illusions
852
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,462
of a terrifying monster.
853
00:41:41,545 --> 00:41:42,838
He made his father instead.
854
00:41:43,172 --> 00:41:44,715
No spoilers.
855
00:41:45,716 --> 00:41:47,093
But, yeah. What she said.
856
00:41:47,176 --> 00:41:49,053
Turns out the key
creates illusions
857
00:41:49,136 --> 00:41:50,304
of what you most fear.
858
00:41:50,388 --> 00:41:51,597
Hence...
859
00:41:51,889 --> 00:41:53,182
My dad.
860
00:41:53,641 --> 00:41:56,435
I told my father that
the guys in the tent
861
00:41:56,519 --> 00:41:58,646
didn't know the difference
between a tractor
862
00:41:58,729 --> 00:41:59,897
and a backhoe.
863
00:42:00,356 --> 00:42:03,150
So he went
to set them straight.
864
00:42:03,234 --> 00:42:06,237
You saying you...
You fed your...
865
00:42:06,570 --> 00:42:08,072
Your dad to cannibals?
866
00:42:08,447 --> 00:42:10,783
An illusion of him. But, yes.
867
00:42:11,659 --> 00:42:12,952
It was very cathartic.
868
00:42:13,828 --> 00:42:16,247
There was lots of screaming
on both sides.
869
00:42:17,081 --> 00:42:19,583
But we snuck
right past them.
870
00:42:21,669 --> 00:42:23,212
We found a key, too. Uh...
871
00:42:25,089 --> 00:42:27,049
We've been... We've been
calling it the truth key
872
00:42:27,174 --> 00:42:29,051
'cause it...
Well, it reveals truths.
873
00:42:29,135 --> 00:42:31,095
JULIA: Truths.
I can handle a little truth.
874
00:42:36,851 --> 00:42:38,060
I don't know.
875
00:42:38,144 --> 00:42:39,603
I don't see anything.
876
00:42:39,687 --> 00:42:41,188
Maybe it doesn't work on me.
877
00:42:41,939 --> 00:42:42,940
Oh, hey, Penny.
878
00:42:43,232 --> 00:42:44,275
Wait.
879
00:42:44,299 --> 00:42:49,299
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