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ALICE: Previously
on The Magicians...
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FRIAR JOSEPH: As a Niff in,
you made enemies.
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One of them seeks you...
The Lamprey.
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You're down to
an early warning device.
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An alarm, if you will.
What is that, a joke?
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Cancer.
Call it cancer plus.
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Every time
you leave this branch,
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you go where
time moves normally,
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and where time progresses...
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So does my super cancer.
I know.
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I wanna do a spell.
A cheat day.
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I'm just putting it all
together.
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Just tell me what you think,
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and could you maybe try
a Russian accent?
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Mayakovsky.
That's a battery.
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That holds magical current.
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How many of those do you have?
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My people need help.
They sure do.
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I'll send you
on an epic quest.
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JULIA:
The Tale of the Seven Keys.
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Jules, this is our quest.
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And we're already on it.
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QUENTIN:
The Tale of the Seven Keys.
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Chapter one.
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"Long ago,
in a far-off kingdom,
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"lived the daughter
of a brave knight.
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"The knight
had always wanted a son
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"to whom he might
pass on his skills.
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"So, while father and daughter
loved one another,
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"she often felt herself
a disappointment to him.
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"One day, a witch
kidnapped the knight.
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"The daughter pleaded
with her to return him.
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"The witch said no,
but he could be rescued
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"if the girl could complete
a quest.
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"'There are seven keys, '
said the witch.
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"'Find them, and you can
open your father's prison...
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"'The Castle
At The End of the World. '
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"The witch told the daughter
the first key was to be found
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"on an island
beyond her kingdom,
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"so she sailed
past the Outer Islands.
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"And while the voyage
was treacherous,
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"her destination was more so,
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"for nothing was as it seemed
on After Island."
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Wow. Okay.
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So, then...
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QUENTIN:
Then...
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Jesus.
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This book is more withholding
than my last girlfriend.
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Right, so the first quest
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is in Fillory.
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Eliot's taking point.
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Yeah, but we should
be there with him.
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JOSH:
Hell, yeah, we should.
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Quests are not a solo op,
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and thanks to Dean Fogg and
the world's biggest FedEx bill,
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we've got the clock.
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So all we need is magic.
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Which is where you come in,
right?
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Wrong. I mean,
that would be like trying
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to power a Ferrari
on a drop of unleaded.
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So we power this puppy how?
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Mayakovsky.
Yes.
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Can I focus on something I
don't wanna punch in the face?
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He had four batteries
in Brakebills South.
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He said
that's all he had, but...
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He's a lying drunk,
so of course he had more.
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And he's been MIA
since magic got shut down.
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And if he's roaming the earth,
he's using them.
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If only to scam chicks.
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Any ideas where?
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No.
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I mean, magic might be dead,
but...
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Google isn't.
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So...
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We're out of dough.
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Moolah.
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Chedda.
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Money, people.
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Magic's gone.
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We can't even control the
gold-shitting beetles anymore,
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and now they've
declared themselves free
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and disappeared.
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We're about to be
a third world country
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on a planet with
two and a half countries.
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Yes, which is why the
Council and I are wondering
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why we're spending
so much money
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on a very old ship.
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Thank you for asking,
Queen Margo.
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The Muntjac is the fastest
boat in our ancient, leaky fleet,
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and the best way
to reach the Outer Islands,
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where taxes haven't
been collected in...
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46 years, 3 months,
and 7 days.
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So let's just be clear here
about how government works.
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We can't do anything
without money.
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Now, if there are
any dissenting opinions
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as to my royal order,
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I will remind the Council
that this is not a democracy.
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Truer words never spoken.
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And this meeting
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is to inform all assembled
here what I intend to do.
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We'll see.
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(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Me, either.
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(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
(UTENSILS CRASHING)
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(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
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Guys?
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Is that a hedge witch bar?
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Caught my eye.
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What...
Where'd you find this?
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YouTube. Urban Freakfest.
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Was just posted.
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(BEAR ROARS)
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WOMAN:
Stop it, Mischa, no!
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Okay, that's cool.
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Point one,
Mayakovsky's first name...
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Mischa.
Right.
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The "Joe" of Russia.
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Point two,
the symbol of Russia...
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A brown bear.
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Point three...
Recognize that?
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Yeah, that does kinda
look like...
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Yep. And point four...
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(GLASS SHATTERING)
(BEAR ROARS)
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That bear is a dick.
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Da.
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(CRASHING)
(SHOUTING)
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(CATS MEOWING)
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ALICE:
How old is this one?
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Moses is eight months.
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That's too old.
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What about...
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First, I... Need to know
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whether you have
fully accepted Jesus
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as your savior.
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Pardon?
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ALICE: What about this one?
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MAN:
Hester is five months.
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I'll take her.
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(PURRING)
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MAN:
I do need you to swear to me
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that you'll protect
this animal,
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and Hester shall see no evil.
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(DRILLING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(CLICKING)
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(HISSING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GROANING)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(BEAR GROWLING)
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So, wait, Mayakovsky
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uses the last drops of magic
anywhere for a bar trick?
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Or maybe
someone did it to him.
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Or the bear
could just be a bear.
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Look, do you recognize
this place?
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(SCOFFS)
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You said you had
something else to show me?
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(STAMMERING)
Wait... How?
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I don't know,
but it's all I can do,
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which is almost worse
than nothing at all.
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But if Mayakovsky
was in New York City
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with a battery big enough
to turn himself into a bear,
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maybe there are more.
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And if Julia
could get her hands
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on one of those batteries...
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Then maybe
we could help Penny.
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That is a hedge bar.
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I was 86-ed,
so just get us in.
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Yeah, well, recent history
doesn't do much for your credibility
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when it comes to you, me,
and a plan.
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How sick is Penny?
Fuck you.
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Look, if Penny
doesn't need magic, go.
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D. Hey.
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Hey.
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It's good to see you, K.
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Yeah, you too.
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So, the bear?
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Yeah, that was weird.
I mean...
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I've seen weirder, but
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not in a while.
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It kinda gave me hope.
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Yeah.
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Do you remember
what happened right before?
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Yeah, you could smell
it first, then feel it.
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I mean,
everyone in here could.
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You know, it's like,
you're starving for two months
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and all of a sudden, steak's
on the grill, you know?
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The whole room
started buzzing
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and everyone zeroed in
on this drunk Russian guy
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and the girl he came in with.
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QUENTIN: Uh, is...
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Was that, um...
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Was that the guy?
DONOVAN: Yeah.
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Jeez, that guy's a prick.
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JULIA:
Wait, I'm sorry,
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are you saying
that it's possible
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he turned himself
into a bear?
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You know what?
That guy was so wasted.
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I don't think he knew
what he was doing.
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And the girl was
trying to control him,
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but she wasn't exactly sober,
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so it was a lot at once.
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Anything else
you can remember?
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She was way too young
for that guy.
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Wait, was that her?
Is that the girl?
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Yeah, that's her. Yep.
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All right, hey, I should
probably see her alone.
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Well... Emily,
even at her best,
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which she's probably
not right now, is a little...
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Crazy?
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Vulnerable.
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(PILLS RATTLING)
(SIGHS)
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(BELCHES)
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Wow, that
did not help at all.
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Maybe just give it a sec.
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I've given it a day.
(LAUGHS)
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'Course, I've been drunk
for about a week...
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So there's that.
Do you want a beer?
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Oh...
You do.
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You want one. Come on.
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So, how did you guys
end up at that bar?
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Oh, good story.
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Well, last week,
Mischa just showed up
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at my door...
Very dramatic,
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telling me how he was
free of the bond, he said,
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and that
he'd always loved me
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and he always would.
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Oh.
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Well, that's great.
Yeah!
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So after, you know,
a couple hours in bed...
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Just, like...
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We decided to celebrate.
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I remember the first
five or six bars,
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a hotel, I think,
or, some kind of room.
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Maybe it was an Uber.
Anyway.
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We got married.
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You...
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Wow.
Do you like? (LAUGHS)
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Congratulations.
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I...
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Yeah, I think after
how bad it was before,
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he felt like he had
to prove his love, you know?
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He had to... He had to...
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(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT)
Make it permanent.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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Right.
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So how did he
become a bear?
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Oh, you know,
I don't know.
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I mean, 'cause that's some
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really powerful magic.
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Considering
that magic is dead.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we met someone...
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At a bar, someone he owed...
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Something to.
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Maybe a battery?
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I don't know. Honestly.
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It was a woman.
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Yeah, I really had to pee,
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00:11:38,035 --> 00:11:42,164
so I hit the ladies', and I
heard all this screaming.
260
00:11:42,915 --> 00:11:44,542
Next thing, he is...
He is...
261
00:11:44,625 --> 00:11:47,044
He's hulking
out of his clothes,
262
00:11:47,128 --> 00:11:49,213
and he's getting all hairy.
263
00:11:49,297 --> 00:11:51,799
And he's now...
He's full bear, and he's...
264
00:11:52,091 --> 00:11:55,887
Just tearing
the place apart.
265
00:11:55,970 --> 00:11:59,056
Right, but... So you think
it was that woman that...
266
00:11:59,140 --> 00:12:01,058
If it was,
and you find her,
267
00:12:01,142 --> 00:12:03,060
could you rip
her fucking face off?
268
00:12:03,477 --> 00:12:06,814
Because now I am married
to a zoo animal.
269
00:12:12,153 --> 00:12:13,529
This better be good, Tick.
270
00:12:20,328 --> 00:12:21,829
Majesty,
271
00:12:21,913 --> 00:12:23,497
I know something
of this vessel,
272
00:12:23,581 --> 00:12:25,750
and I feel obligated
to, uh,
273
00:12:27,001 --> 00:12:28,377
warn you.
274
00:12:32,381 --> 00:12:34,258
Can I please
just enjoy the fact
275
00:12:34,342 --> 00:12:36,802
that I have a beautiful boat
and I'm setting off
276
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,846
on a fabulous adventure
for just one second?
277
00:12:38,930 --> 00:12:40,139
Of course, Sire.
278
00:12:40,514 --> 00:12:42,016
ELIOT: Good.
279
00:12:43,142 --> 00:12:45,186
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
280
00:12:47,021 --> 00:12:48,314
(CLEARS THROAT)
281
00:12:49,148 --> 00:12:50,691
Parade in my head complete.
282
00:12:50,942 --> 00:12:52,151
Make it rain.
283
00:12:54,028 --> 00:12:55,529
PICKWICK:
First and foremost,
284
00:12:55,696 --> 00:13:00,326
never forget this boat
is made from sentient trees
285
00:13:00,409 --> 00:13:03,871
and therefore has, well,
286
00:13:04,246 --> 00:13:05,581
a personality.
287
00:13:05,665 --> 00:13:07,458
And, uh...
288
00:13:07,792 --> 00:13:08,960
Your Majesty.
289
00:13:09,043 --> 00:13:10,461
Admiral Lacker.
290
00:13:11,337 --> 00:13:13,005
Admiral.
291
00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:16,133
Welcome
to the Muntjac, Sire.
292
00:13:16,676 --> 00:13:18,844
There's no faster boat
in all of Fillory
293
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:21,847
and certainly none more wise
in the ways of seafaring.
294
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,808
Fast. Wise.
295
00:13:24,225 --> 00:13:25,226
You hear that, Tick?
296
00:13:29,105 --> 00:13:30,940
LACKER:
If you'll follow me.
297
00:13:34,610 --> 00:13:36,070
Nice trick.
298
00:13:36,487 --> 00:13:38,030
The Muntjac
designed herself
299
00:13:38,114 --> 00:13:40,783
to explore, do battle,
and deceive.
300
00:13:41,158 --> 00:13:43,703
She can carry threescore
most comfortably.
301
00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:47,581
I sense she's most excited
for this journey.
302
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:50,459
(LOW RUMBLING)
303
00:13:51,544 --> 00:13:53,295
Her heartwood, Sire.
(RHYTHMIC BEATING)
304
00:13:55,256 --> 00:13:57,133
Happy to see us,
I think.
305
00:14:05,474 --> 00:14:06,475
ELIOT: I don't know, Tick.
306
00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:07,685
Off your storm warning,
307
00:14:07,768 --> 00:14:09,562
I was expecting
a Kan ye-level diva,
308
00:14:09,645 --> 00:14:11,689
but I'm not even getting
a whiff of atty-patty.
309
00:14:11,772 --> 00:14:13,107
Don't be fooled, Sire.
310
00:14:13,190 --> 00:14:14,900
To use your parlance,
311
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,570
this boat can be
a bit of an...
312
00:14:17,653 --> 00:14:19,488
Ass-ditch.
(CHUCKLES)
313
00:14:21,574 --> 00:14:23,701
Ass-ditch?
314
00:14:24,118 --> 00:14:25,786
Ass-trench?
315
00:14:26,203 --> 00:14:28,330
Grave?
No.
316
00:14:28,414 --> 00:14:30,082
Hole. Asshole!
317
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:31,584
(SCREAMS)
Oh!
318
00:14:33,127 --> 00:14:34,628
(PICKWICK EXCLAIMS)
319
00:14:34,712 --> 00:14:36,088
You all right there, Tick?
320
00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:38,215
Fine, Majesty.
321
00:14:39,633 --> 00:14:41,177
ELIOT: We'll require
a master swordsman.
322
00:14:41,260 --> 00:14:43,262
Bingle should be
more than adequate, Sire.
323
00:14:43,512 --> 00:14:45,056
The one who won't talk?
324
00:14:45,139 --> 00:14:46,557
My understanding is he feels
325
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,726
any conversation impedes
concentration,
326
00:14:48,809 --> 00:14:51,020
which, as a swordsman,
is unmatched,
327
00:14:51,103 --> 00:14:53,564
with 72 kills
and never a scratch on him.
328
00:14:53,647 --> 00:14:55,983
Well, you can't argue
with success.
329
00:14:56,484 --> 00:14:58,235
Or a swordsman who won't talk.
330
00:15:00,654 --> 00:15:02,823
Going somewhere, dear wife?
331
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,575
On the voyage with you.
332
00:15:04,658 --> 00:15:07,119
After all, I found the boat.
333
00:15:07,203 --> 00:15:08,454
And I'm forever grateful,
334
00:15:08,537 --> 00:15:10,206
but I do not think
this is a good idea.
335
00:15:10,831 --> 00:15:12,124
Why?
336
00:15:16,504 --> 00:15:18,714
It's perhaps a concept
you're a little
337
00:15:18,798 --> 00:15:20,758
too distracted to get.
338
00:15:22,635 --> 00:15:24,470
It's an excellent idea.
339
00:15:24,553 --> 00:15:27,014
I should know.
It was mine.
340
00:15:29,517 --> 00:15:30,976
Any particular reason?
341
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,311
Yes.
342
00:15:32,853 --> 00:15:35,439
But I don't actually
need one, do I?
343
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:38,359
It'll be wonderful, won't it?
344
00:15:38,859 --> 00:15:41,946
The sea, the sky. Us.
345
00:15:42,113 --> 00:15:43,614
So romantic.
346
00:15:43,697 --> 00:15:45,658
Additionally...
Oh, Jesus.
347
00:15:45,741 --> 00:15:48,702
I require someone I trust
to accompany you.
348
00:15:52,206 --> 00:15:54,792
We call her Frail Human.
349
00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:56,210
Fray for short.
350
00:15:56,293 --> 00:15:58,170
Say hello, Fray.
351
00:15:58,712 --> 00:16:00,631
I'd like you to meet
your daughter.
352
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,591
What?
No.
353
00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:04,093
ELIOT: Mmm-mmm.
FEN: No.
354
00:16:04,552 --> 00:16:06,595
No.
Our child is a baby.
355
00:16:06,929 --> 00:16:08,264
In the fairy realm,
356
00:16:08,347 --> 00:16:10,850
time folds in on itself
and accelerates.
357
00:16:11,559 --> 00:16:14,186
Fray, I'd like you to meet
358
00:16:14,270 --> 00:16:16,063
your father and mother.
359
00:16:16,564 --> 00:16:18,315
I think it's best
that you both know
360
00:16:18,399 --> 00:16:21,277
I serve and am devoted
only to my queen.
361
00:16:21,819 --> 00:16:24,238
And I feel nothing
for either of you.
362
00:16:26,782 --> 00:16:28,242
(LAUGHS)
(LOG CLATTERS)
363
00:16:42,590 --> 00:16:43,799
Ugh. God.
364
00:16:43,883 --> 00:16:45,301
What a cliché.
365
00:16:45,384 --> 00:16:47,178
The baby
that becomes a teenager
366
00:16:47,261 --> 00:16:48,345
practically overnight?
367
00:16:48,429 --> 00:16:49,763
Right?
368
00:16:49,847 --> 00:16:51,348
Angel.
Twilight.
369
00:16:51,432 --> 00:16:52,766
Buffy.
Technically,
370
00:16:52,850 --> 00:16:54,560
Buffy's sister
was never a baby.
371
00:16:54,643 --> 00:16:55,769
She just appeared
out of nowhere
372
00:16:55,853 --> 00:16:57,521
and oh, my God.
373
00:16:57,605 --> 00:16:59,607
Two months without dick,
I sound like Quentin.
374
00:16:59,690 --> 00:17:01,233
The point is,
375
00:17:01,317 --> 00:17:03,861
only a creature from
the land TV forgot
376
00:17:03,944 --> 00:17:05,362
would think
anybody would fall
377
00:17:05,446 --> 00:17:07,698
for how shocking
and original this is.
378
00:17:08,073 --> 00:17:09,825
So you don't think
Fray is your daughter?
379
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,119
(SCOFFS)
Do you see any resemblance?
380
00:17:12,536 --> 00:17:15,581
I see your wife swooning.
381
00:17:16,081 --> 00:17:19,001
Three hours ago,
my wife was burping a log.
382
00:17:19,877 --> 00:17:21,212
Still.
383
00:17:21,629 --> 00:17:23,130
She has a quality.
384
00:17:24,632 --> 00:17:27,134
Called unearned
imperiousness.
385
00:17:27,968 --> 00:17:30,429
Your defining characteristic.
386
00:17:30,763 --> 00:17:32,139
Until you earned it.
387
00:17:32,223 --> 00:17:33,432
Don't tell me you're
falling for this shit.
388
00:17:33,515 --> 00:17:35,601
I mean, look,
I'm just saying.
389
00:17:35,684 --> 00:17:37,269
On the off chance
she is yours,
390
00:17:37,353 --> 00:17:38,604
you're not gonna strand her
391
00:17:38,812 --> 00:17:40,731
or lock her up
or throw her overboard.
392
00:17:40,981 --> 00:17:43,817
I will do any of the above
and worse if she disobeys me.
393
00:17:44,026 --> 00:17:45,236
Disobeys what, Father?
Jesus fuck!
394
00:17:45,361 --> 00:17:46,695
(CLEARS THROAT)
395
00:17:46,779 --> 00:17:48,072
Never do that.
396
00:17:50,157 --> 00:17:52,826
Mmm ! Bingle.
397
00:17:53,369 --> 00:17:57,665
You take good care of
your king and his crew, okay?
398
00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:00,334
Mmm-hmm.
399
00:18:01,502 --> 00:18:02,795
(SIGHS SHARPLY)
400
00:18:05,339 --> 00:18:06,966
Now, one last thing.
401
00:18:09,176 --> 00:18:12,638
What you're doing
is very heroic.
402
00:18:13,514 --> 00:18:14,765
Now, I mean that.
403
00:18:16,517 --> 00:18:19,395
But what's the difference
between a live hero
404
00:18:19,478 --> 00:18:21,272
and a dead moron?
405
00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:24,525
Food tasters?
406
00:18:25,693 --> 00:18:27,027
No.
407
00:18:29,446 --> 00:18:32,408
One dumb decision.
408
00:18:34,285 --> 00:18:36,662
So when it's be brave
409
00:18:36,745 --> 00:18:38,539
or be smart...
410
00:18:40,499 --> 00:18:42,626
You know which one, okay?
411
00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:55,556
A woman.
That's not a lot.
412
00:18:56,348 --> 00:18:58,309
Except someone
has big magic, so...
413
00:18:58,392 --> 00:18:59,560
Or had.
414
00:18:59,643 --> 00:19:01,312
It could've all got
used up on Mayakovsky.
415
00:19:01,562 --> 00:19:02,563
No, I don't think so.
416
00:19:02,646 --> 00:19:03,897
The hedges,
417
00:19:03,981 --> 00:19:05,607
they're all going crazy
with rumors
418
00:19:05,691 --> 00:19:08,193
that magic is happening
all over the city.
419
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:12,281
Central Park sex magic make-out
sessions devolving into orgy.
420
00:19:12,364 --> 00:19:14,116
Fuck. Why didn't I
ever do that?
421
00:19:14,658 --> 00:19:16,744
And at St. Brennan's,
422
00:19:16,827 --> 00:19:19,038
someone conjured
a dinosaur.
423
00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:21,373
Yeah, I mean,
424
00:19:21,457 --> 00:19:23,709
both places, the rumor is,
it's a female Magician.
425
00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:27,755
White, 30s, a little off
her rocker.
426
00:19:28,756 --> 00:19:30,841
Okay, well we should
split up and cover both.
427
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:32,634
Yeah.
428
00:19:32,718 --> 00:19:35,179
You're taking sex magic,
aren't you?
429
00:19:36,513 --> 00:19:37,639
Let's go.
430
00:19:39,683 --> 00:19:42,478
BOY: It was awesome.
Wait. What was, hon?
431
00:19:42,561 --> 00:19:44,521
What magazine do you
write for again?
432
00:19:44,605 --> 00:19:46,899
National Geographic.
433
00:19:46,982 --> 00:19:49,860
A dinosaur, right there
in the courtyard.
434
00:19:50,110 --> 00:19:51,695
You wouldn't happen to know
435
00:19:51,779 --> 00:19:53,530
what kind of dinosaur,
would you?
436
00:19:53,614 --> 00:19:56,867
One of the kids drew a picture
of what we all wanted.
437
00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:59,286
We made it up,
and she made it real.
438
00:19:59,661 --> 00:20:00,996
And how big?
439
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,831
And how hungry...
440
00:20:03,707 --> 00:20:05,542
Medium.
And it's a herbivore.
441
00:20:05,626 --> 00:20:07,252
That's good to know.
442
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,880
We named it Androsaurus.
443
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:13,384
So it looks like half man,
half dinosaur?
444
00:20:13,467 --> 00:20:14,551
How'd you know?
445
00:20:14,635 --> 00:20:15,969
Well, andro,
it's Greek for...
446
00:20:16,053 --> 00:20:17,721
I think I need
to see some credentials.
447
00:20:18,847 --> 00:20:19,890
(DISTANT ROARING)
448
00:20:19,973 --> 00:20:21,016
CHILD: Dinosaur!
449
00:20:21,308 --> 00:20:23,769
CHILD 2: There it is!
WOMAN: Wait, wait. Stop.
450
00:20:26,063 --> 00:20:27,314
Get away
from the window!
451
00:20:27,398 --> 00:20:29,066
(ROARING)
452
00:20:29,608 --> 00:20:30,734
Come on.
453
00:20:30,818 --> 00:20:32,444
Come on.
What?
454
00:20:32,528 --> 00:20:33,779
Maybe it'll go
to whoever conjured it.
455
00:20:33,904 --> 00:20:35,614
Come on.
Slow down!
456
00:20:36,156 --> 00:20:37,408
KADY: Let's go!
457
00:20:39,993 --> 00:20:41,620
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
458
00:20:47,042 --> 00:20:49,378
I honestly wake up
in the morning and pretty much
459
00:20:49,461 --> 00:20:51,505
nothing I think
is going to happen, happens.
460
00:20:51,630 --> 00:20:53,465
Shh ! Shut up.
(ROARING)
461
00:20:54,842 --> 00:20:56,510
(FAINT SNARLING)
462
00:20:56,593 --> 00:20:59,054
JOSH:
Okay, just don't go so fast.
463
00:21:09,481 --> 00:21:10,482
Better?
464
00:21:10,566 --> 00:21:11,984
Well,
465
00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:15,654
I have nothing left to puke,
so technically I'm...
466
00:21:15,737 --> 00:21:16,864
Aye, aye.
467
00:21:20,742 --> 00:21:21,952
You should get some rest.
468
00:21:22,494 --> 00:21:23,620
In a bit.
469
00:21:23,704 --> 00:21:25,122
Fen.
470
00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:29,626
I know you have
your doubts, but...
471
00:21:30,127 --> 00:21:31,628
She has your eyes.
472
00:21:32,254 --> 00:21:34,631
In that she has
two facing forward,
473
00:21:34,715 --> 00:21:36,550
yes, she's got my eyes.
474
00:21:36,925 --> 00:21:38,469
She's ours.
475
00:21:39,094 --> 00:21:40,387
I feel it.
476
00:21:41,221 --> 00:21:42,222
You don't?
477
00:21:44,391 --> 00:21:47,019
I want to. I do.
478
00:21:47,728 --> 00:21:49,813
But all I know is that
479
00:21:51,523 --> 00:21:55,360
she is huge
for a two-month-old.
480
00:21:57,404 --> 00:22:00,824
Look, she is a spy
for the Fairy Queen.
481
00:22:00,908 --> 00:22:03,785
It's probably better
if she's not our daughter.
482
00:22:04,536 --> 00:22:07,664
All my life, I've wanted
a family of my own.
483
00:22:08,790 --> 00:22:10,751
And I know this isn't ideal.
484
00:22:11,210 --> 00:22:13,754
We've missed so much
with her, but...
485
00:22:14,463 --> 00:22:16,131
It's not her fault.
486
00:22:16,757 --> 00:22:18,926
She needs the one thing
in life she's never had.
487
00:22:19,176 --> 00:22:20,385
Manners?
488
00:22:20,844 --> 00:22:22,179
Love.
489
00:22:33,690 --> 00:22:35,317
(WOMEN MOANING)
490
00:22:50,541 --> 00:22:52,042
Hi, excuse me,
491
00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:54,127
I was just...
I don't mean to interrupt.
492
00:22:54,753 --> 00:22:57,464
Oh ! No, no.
I'm... I'm not interested.
493
00:22:57,548 --> 00:22:58,632
But thanks
for the offer though.
494
00:22:58,715 --> 00:23:00,008
That's very kind.
495
00:23:01,260 --> 00:23:03,804
Hi, I know this might be
a little awkward,
496
00:23:03,887 --> 00:23:05,973
maybe not the best time.
No, I was just wondering
497
00:23:06,056 --> 00:23:07,057
if maybe you had seen someone.
498
00:23:07,182 --> 00:23:08,267
Hi, sorry.
499
00:23:08,642 --> 00:23:11,270
I just wanted to ask
if maybe one of you...
500
00:23:11,979 --> 00:23:14,106
All right, super helpful.
501
00:23:14,898 --> 00:23:16,191
Appreciate... Whoa.
502
00:23:16,275 --> 00:23:18,610
No, no, no, no, no.
On.
503
00:23:19,027 --> 00:23:20,612
You okay?
Yeah.
504
00:23:20,696 --> 00:23:21,697
Yeah.
Okay.
505
00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:22,823
Okay.
I don't...
506
00:23:22,906 --> 00:23:23,949
I don't know
what just happened.
507
00:23:24,032 --> 00:23:25,117
I'm just gonna...
508
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,285
I feel...
509
00:23:26,368 --> 00:23:27,703
Let's do a lap.
510
00:23:35,294 --> 00:23:37,045
ELIOT: I still don't think
it's a good idea
511
00:23:37,129 --> 00:23:38,547
for you two to come along.
512
00:23:38,630 --> 00:23:40,215
Our first
family trip.
513
00:23:40,299 --> 00:23:41,842
Oh, God.
514
00:23:41,925 --> 00:23:43,468
Are you crying?
515
00:23:49,891 --> 00:23:52,561
I hereby declare
After Island
516
00:23:52,644 --> 00:23:54,771
a province of Fillory!
517
00:23:55,814 --> 00:23:56,982
(PERSON COUGHS)
518
00:23:59,901 --> 00:24:01,236
Hello.
519
00:24:02,029 --> 00:24:03,071
I'm your new king.
520
00:24:07,576 --> 00:24:08,952
No need to bow or cheer.
521
00:24:09,036 --> 00:24:11,246
I have an extremely healthy
self-image.
522
00:24:15,459 --> 00:24:16,627
Where's your leader?
523
00:24:17,711 --> 00:24:19,171
Governor? Mayor?
524
00:24:19,254 --> 00:24:20,297
Tin pot dictator?
525
00:24:21,798 --> 00:24:25,010
Father Poe is in prayer,
preparing.
526
00:24:25,093 --> 00:24:27,137
For?
The attack.
527
00:24:28,138 --> 00:24:29,473
By?
528
00:24:30,515 --> 00:24:31,850
The... The monster.
529
00:24:32,809 --> 00:24:33,810
Of course.
530
00:24:34,936 --> 00:24:36,313
WOMAN: Husband,
531
00:24:36,396 --> 00:24:38,023
we should offer our king
refreshment.
532
00:24:38,106 --> 00:24:40,609
Let's just get back
to the monster thing
533
00:24:40,692 --> 00:24:42,194
for just one second.
534
00:24:42,277 --> 00:24:45,447
It... It tries
to kill us every few days.
535
00:24:46,281 --> 00:24:47,866
That's troubling.
536
00:24:47,949 --> 00:24:50,952
Father Poe will protect us,
as always.
537
00:24:51,828 --> 00:24:53,580
Now he'll protect you as well.
538
00:24:56,291 --> 00:24:57,918
Do you like roasted boar?
539
00:25:01,129 --> 00:25:03,215
Just stop it.
No means no.
540
00:25:03,298 --> 00:25:04,383
Come on.
541
00:25:05,801 --> 00:25:07,177
Alice?
542
00:25:08,178 --> 00:25:10,180
Shit.
Alice, hey.
543
00:25:10,263 --> 00:25:12,808
How did you...
What are you doing here?
544
00:25:12,891 --> 00:25:14,184
Same as you, I guess.
545
00:25:14,434 --> 00:25:16,395
Following
all this crazy magic,
546
00:25:16,478 --> 00:25:18,355
hoping it leads
to Mayakovsky's batteries.
547
00:25:18,438 --> 00:25:19,690
(PEOPLE MOANING)
548
00:25:21,233 --> 00:25:22,442
By yourself?
549
00:25:22,859 --> 00:25:24,361
Took four of us to...
550
00:25:25,028 --> 00:25:26,071
Well, you are Alice Quinn.
551
00:25:26,154 --> 00:25:27,739
Yeah, whoever that is now.
552
00:25:29,199 --> 00:25:30,701
Can I just say something?
No!
553
00:25:30,909 --> 00:25:32,285
(PEOPLE MOANING)
554
00:25:35,914 --> 00:25:36,915
Okay.
555
00:25:38,166 --> 00:25:39,793
One question.
556
00:25:39,876 --> 00:25:41,253
(MEOWS)
557
00:25:41,336 --> 00:25:43,922
I needed a pet.
Is that so weird?
558
00:25:44,005 --> 00:25:45,173
All right,
559
00:25:45,298 --> 00:25:49,094
everybody who's doing what
you're doing to each other,
560
00:25:49,177 --> 00:25:51,763
stop immediately,
or you will be arrested.
561
00:25:53,098 --> 00:25:54,891
Hey.
Hey.
562
00:25:54,975 --> 00:25:57,644
Did you get anything?
563
00:25:57,728 --> 00:25:59,104
Uh, so,
564
00:25:59,187 --> 00:26:00,731
this was cast by a woman,
clearly,
565
00:26:00,814 --> 00:26:02,441
although the Muggles
didn't know that.
566
00:26:02,774 --> 00:26:05,068
They said she was talking
about the loss of magic,
567
00:26:05,152 --> 00:26:07,070
and the need for wonder.
568
00:26:07,154 --> 00:26:08,697
Okay, did you
get a name, or...
569
00:26:08,780 --> 00:26:10,407
No, just that she was asking
570
00:26:10,490 --> 00:26:12,200
where the nearest building
was to jump off of.
571
00:26:12,284 --> 00:26:13,702
The old post office on 58th.
572
00:26:14,369 --> 00:26:15,871
How do you know that?
573
00:26:16,121 --> 00:26:18,123
Abandoned building, easy
roof access, and great views.
574
00:26:18,206 --> 00:26:19,791
It was the number one
midtown spot
575
00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:22,085
when I was into that kind
of thing as a possibility.
576
00:26:29,050 --> 00:26:30,385
(INAUDIBLE)
577
00:26:43,857 --> 00:26:45,275
Greetings, Your Majesty.
578
00:26:49,070 --> 00:26:50,363
Father Poe.
579
00:26:54,117 --> 00:26:56,745
I understand you have
a bit of a monster issue.
580
00:26:58,789 --> 00:27:02,250
I'd be happy to send my navy,
but first,
581
00:27:04,419 --> 00:27:05,837
I'm looking for something.
582
00:27:09,341 --> 00:27:10,675
(WHISPERING)
A golden key.
583
00:27:21,102 --> 00:27:22,187
It can't be that easy.
584
00:27:22,270 --> 00:27:24,022
I'm sorry, Sire,
585
00:27:24,105 --> 00:27:26,858
it's impossible for me
to give you this.
586
00:27:27,901 --> 00:27:29,486
Oh, well...
(CLEARS THROAT)
587
00:27:30,862 --> 00:27:32,447
As your new monarch,
588
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,116
I'm afraid I have to insist.
589
00:27:38,495 --> 00:27:40,956
It's the only thing
keeping us alive.
590
00:27:42,958 --> 00:27:44,835
(RUSTLING)
591
00:27:44,918 --> 00:27:46,461
MAN: It's coming back!
592
00:27:46,545 --> 00:27:48,296
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
593
00:27:55,595 --> 00:27:57,264
Holy shit.
594
00:27:59,015 --> 00:28:00,141
Call 911.
595
00:28:00,225 --> 00:28:02,227
Wait, are you... Q!
596
00:28:02,310 --> 00:28:03,645
Q, what are you...
597
00:28:06,022 --> 00:28:07,357
(ROARING)
598
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:08,441
POE:
Majesty, I urge you.
599
00:28:08,525 --> 00:28:09,526
Hide!
600
00:28:10,652 --> 00:28:12,737
(GROWLING)
601
00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:20,120
(ROARING)
602
00:28:20,203 --> 00:28:21,913
(PRAYING INDISTINCTLY)
603
00:28:28,962 --> 00:28:30,463
(PANTING)
604
00:28:31,214 --> 00:28:33,174
Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hey!
605
00:28:34,092 --> 00:28:35,385
Quentin?
606
00:28:35,468 --> 00:28:36,636
Professor Lipson?
607
00:28:39,306 --> 00:28:40,599
Hey, it's nice
to see you, um...
608
00:28:40,765 --> 00:28:41,933
Stop!
609
00:28:42,017 --> 00:28:43,435
(PANTING HEAVILY)
610
00:28:52,903 --> 00:28:54,821
(CHANTING)
(ROARING)
611
00:29:06,833 --> 00:29:08,793
Oh, Jesus. It's Lipson.
612
00:29:09,544 --> 00:29:10,712
Who?
613
00:29:11,338 --> 00:29:12,756
Please.
614
00:29:13,715 --> 00:29:15,258
You don't wanna do this.
615
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:16,843
(PANTING HEAVILY)
616
00:29:16,927 --> 00:29:20,847
Not after you just made
such beautiful magic.
617
00:29:21,973 --> 00:29:23,099
Magic is dead.
618
00:29:23,183 --> 00:29:26,186
No, but it's not, and you
proved that today, right?
619
00:29:26,269 --> 00:29:27,979
With Mayakovsky's battery.
620
00:29:28,813 --> 00:29:29,981
It's not his.
621
00:29:30,065 --> 00:29:31,232
It's mine.
622
00:29:31,316 --> 00:29:33,234
Yes, of course,
of course it is.
623
00:29:33,318 --> 00:29:35,236
Do you think that he could
make this without me?
624
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,114
Where do you think he got the
living metal in Antarctica?
625
00:29:38,198 --> 00:29:39,866
Me. Me.
626
00:29:39,950 --> 00:29:43,328
Everything he asked for,
I gave him everything.
627
00:29:43,411 --> 00:29:45,163
The fucking bastard!
628
00:29:45,246 --> 00:29:46,623
Yes, God, totally.
629
00:29:47,248 --> 00:29:48,375
I told him...
630
00:29:48,458 --> 00:29:50,961
I was the one that told him
that this day would come,
631
00:29:51,044 --> 00:29:52,128
that it wouldn't last.
632
00:29:52,212 --> 00:29:53,338
And that was so smart.
633
00:29:53,421 --> 00:29:54,547
We all...
We should've seen that.
634
00:29:54,631 --> 00:29:55,674
And then he walks in there
635
00:29:55,757 --> 00:29:59,010
with that fucking slut,
that whore!
636
00:29:59,094 --> 00:30:00,095
Calling her his wife?
637
00:30:00,178 --> 00:30:02,347
The goddamn world
is ending!
638
00:30:02,430 --> 00:30:04,140
And all we have is each other,
639
00:30:04,224 --> 00:30:06,893
and he does this to me now!
640
00:30:06,977 --> 00:30:09,938
Look, he is the worst,
and he got what he deserved,
641
00:30:10,021 --> 00:30:11,982
but I get what you did.
You were raging
642
00:30:13,525 --> 00:30:15,360
against the dying
of the light.
643
00:30:16,277 --> 00:30:18,279
Yes. Yes.
644
00:30:18,655 --> 00:30:20,907
We really didn't know
how good we had it, did we?
645
00:30:21,616 --> 00:30:23,618
We whined and complained
646
00:30:23,702 --> 00:30:26,997
about everything
that magic couldn't do
647
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,290
because we couldn't see
that a world without it was
648
00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:33,837
dark and mean and pointless.
649
00:30:34,129 --> 00:30:36,589
Yeah. Exactly.
650
00:30:38,049 --> 00:30:39,050
QUENTIN: Whoa, no, no!
Please, please.
651
00:30:39,134 --> 00:30:40,218
(PEOPLE GASPING)
652
00:30:41,302 --> 00:30:42,721
It was me.
It was my fault, okay?
653
00:30:42,804 --> 00:30:44,222
And I'm going to fix it.
654
00:30:44,305 --> 00:30:45,557
Look, we've already...
We've started...
655
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,143
You can't fix this, Quentin.
656
00:30:48,226 --> 00:30:49,227
It's over. It's over.
657
00:30:49,310 --> 00:30:50,603
This. This is all there is.
658
00:30:50,687 --> 00:30:53,732
And I used it
to give joy to sick kids,
659
00:30:53,815 --> 00:30:57,485
and to bring love to strangers
who were dead inside.
660
00:30:57,569 --> 00:30:59,320
And you know what?
I hope he sees.
661
00:30:59,404 --> 00:31:02,741
I hope he sees and knows
that I used all of it
662
00:31:02,824 --> 00:31:05,035
for something that he would
never use!
663
00:31:05,452 --> 00:31:07,412
Look, he got
what he deserved, okay?
664
00:31:07,495 --> 00:31:10,373
Honestly, I think that it was
brilliant turning him into a bear.
665
00:31:12,584 --> 00:31:15,336
A bear? What?
What are you talking about?
666
00:31:16,046 --> 00:31:17,714
In the bar,
when you met him,
667
00:31:18,965 --> 00:31:20,842
and he brought Emily,
and he gave you that,
668
00:31:20,925 --> 00:31:22,010
and you turned him in...
669
00:31:23,678 --> 00:31:25,221
God, I don't know
what you're talking about.
670
00:31:25,764 --> 00:31:27,223
(SIRENS WAILING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
671
00:31:30,185 --> 00:31:32,020
(SCREAMS)
(PEOPLE GASP)
672
00:31:32,103 --> 00:31:33,563
(SCREAMING)
Quentin, let me go!
673
00:31:34,355 --> 00:31:35,482
Let me go!
674
00:31:37,567 --> 00:31:38,860
Quentin!
675
00:31:53,792 --> 00:31:55,460
Yeah, then we lost it
on Madison.
676
00:31:55,543 --> 00:31:57,545
I still think it went into
that falafel place.
677
00:31:57,712 --> 00:31:59,339
No, you were hungry.
678
00:31:59,422 --> 00:32:00,590
So was he.
679
00:32:00,673 --> 00:32:02,467
And it was
a vegan falafel place,
680
00:32:02,550 --> 00:32:05,178
so, herbivore.
Logic. Whatever.
681
00:32:05,261 --> 00:32:06,638
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
682
00:32:07,430 --> 00:32:08,473
KADY: Hello?
683
00:32:08,556 --> 00:32:11,059
He's what? Where?
684
00:32:13,144 --> 00:32:15,647
Okay, not to be
a cold-hearted bastard,
685
00:32:15,730 --> 00:32:17,357
but I'm
a cold-hearted bastard.
686
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:18,858
The battery?
687
00:32:22,862 --> 00:32:24,531
Well, that's just unfair.
688
00:32:26,157 --> 00:32:27,700
There's something that...
689
00:32:28,576 --> 00:32:30,578
I told Lipson that
I thought it was great
690
00:32:30,662 --> 00:32:32,372
that she turned
Mayakovsky into a bear,
691
00:32:32,455 --> 00:32:34,165
and she had no idea
what I was talking about.
692
00:32:34,249 --> 00:32:35,959
Well, yeah,
because she's insane.
693
00:32:36,626 --> 00:32:37,752
Well, I just,
694
00:32:37,836 --> 00:32:39,754
I don't think
that she did it.
695
00:32:40,213 --> 00:32:41,464
Then who did?
696
00:32:42,423 --> 00:32:43,758
Someone else at the bar.
697
00:32:43,842 --> 00:32:45,718
Who had another battery?
698
00:32:47,470 --> 00:32:48,638
Yeah, but is...
699
00:32:48,721 --> 00:32:49,764
Oh, God.
700
00:32:49,973 --> 00:32:52,016
(CAT SNARLING)
701
00:32:56,187 --> 00:32:57,272
What...
(CAT HISSING)
702
00:33:11,161 --> 00:33:12,745
(INDISTINCT POLICE CHATTER
ON RADIO)
703
00:33:15,456 --> 00:33:16,583
Sorry, Officer.
704
00:33:16,666 --> 00:33:18,626
Our friend's cat was sick
705
00:33:18,710 --> 00:33:21,462
and exploded.
706
00:33:22,297 --> 00:33:23,715
You know, like they do.
707
00:33:28,845 --> 00:33:30,722
(COUGHING)
708
00:33:41,524 --> 00:33:43,151
Is it dead?
709
00:33:45,278 --> 00:33:46,571
It can't be killed.
710
00:33:46,654 --> 00:33:47,780
How do you know?
711
00:33:47,906 --> 00:33:48,907
She's right.
712
00:33:48,990 --> 00:33:51,326
It's a shadow bat.
713
00:33:51,826 --> 00:33:54,078
It's not really alive,
so it can't be killed.
714
00:33:54,787 --> 00:33:56,581
We have them
in the Fairy Realm.
715
00:33:56,831 --> 00:33:57,832
Husband.
716
00:33:57,916 --> 00:33:59,709
No. No!
717
00:34:06,341 --> 00:34:09,552
He didn't get inside.
I couldn't save him.
718
00:34:12,013 --> 00:34:13,348
I'm sorry.
719
00:34:16,851 --> 00:34:17,977
Now you see.
720
00:34:23,233 --> 00:34:24,776
I can never
give you this key.
721
00:34:27,862 --> 00:34:28,947
Hey, open the door.
722
00:34:29,030 --> 00:34:30,740
We know
you have the battery...
723
00:34:31,282 --> 00:34:32,408
What happened?
724
00:34:32,575 --> 00:34:34,160
You're not as quick
as your friend.
725
00:34:34,285 --> 00:34:35,286
She took it.
726
00:34:35,370 --> 00:34:36,454
Alice?
727
00:34:36,746 --> 00:34:37,830
Kady.
728
00:34:38,331 --> 00:34:39,707
She's the only one
who hits that hard.
729
00:34:39,791 --> 00:34:41,251
Wait, you had
the battery the whole time?
730
00:34:41,334 --> 00:34:42,335
Of course I did.
731
00:34:42,418 --> 00:34:43,419
So, wait, so,
732
00:34:43,544 --> 00:34:46,256
you turned Mayakovsky
into a bear? Mmm-hmm.
733
00:34:46,381 --> 00:34:47,465
Isn't he your husband?
734
00:34:47,548 --> 00:34:49,425
Which is the only reason
I didn't kill him.
735
00:34:49,717 --> 00:34:50,760
Where's Kady?
736
00:34:50,843 --> 00:34:52,262
I kinda missed it
737
00:34:52,345 --> 00:34:54,305
'cause I was on the ground.
738
00:34:54,389 --> 00:34:55,556
Bleeding.
739
00:34:57,809 --> 00:34:59,269
My child,
740
00:34:59,894 --> 00:35:01,896
you do not grieve alone.
741
00:35:02,522 --> 00:35:03,982
I, the Father,
grieve with you.
742
00:35:05,149 --> 00:35:06,442
You do not des...
743
00:35:06,693 --> 00:35:07,777
WOMAN:
Get away from him!
744
00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:08,861
POE: Please.
745
00:35:09,404 --> 00:35:10,613
Tell her not to do that.
746
00:35:10,697 --> 00:35:11,698
Fray!
747
00:35:14,117 --> 00:35:15,576
(WHISPERING INAUDIBLY)
748
00:35:18,079 --> 00:35:19,580
Pardon me for one second.
749
00:35:38,891 --> 00:35:39,892
You sure?
750
00:35:40,810 --> 00:35:43,021
I've seen the wounds
the shadow bat makes.
751
00:35:43,479 --> 00:35:45,106
The fangs are serrated.
752
00:35:45,481 --> 00:35:47,066
The wounds are messy.
753
00:35:47,442 --> 00:35:48,609
And much...
754
00:35:49,986 --> 00:35:50,987
Bigger.
755
00:35:51,821 --> 00:35:53,698
And as the daughter
of a blade maker,
756
00:35:53,781 --> 00:35:55,325
I'm telling you
757
00:35:55,408 --> 00:35:56,909
a blade killed the villager.
758
00:36:01,914 --> 00:36:03,624
Okay,
so I'll go to Brakebills.
759
00:36:03,708 --> 00:36:04,959
Q, you try the restaurant
where she works,
760
00:36:05,043 --> 00:36:06,711
and Josh,
you wanna take her apartment?
761
00:36:06,794 --> 00:36:08,838
Look, I just need
to know the action plan, okay?
762
00:36:08,921 --> 00:36:12,091
If I do find her, do I,
what, just grab the battery?
763
00:36:12,592 --> 00:36:14,302
Even if she's using it
at that exact moment
764
00:36:14,385 --> 00:36:15,428
to save Penny?
765
00:36:15,511 --> 00:36:17,722
And even if saving Penny
means the battery's dead?
766
00:36:17,805 --> 00:36:19,474
Or the battery has enough
juice to save Penny
767
00:36:19,557 --> 00:36:21,434
and help us, she just
doesn't want me to have it.
768
00:36:21,517 --> 00:36:23,603
I mean, which I totally get,
from her perspective.
769
00:36:23,686 --> 00:36:25,563
Only I'm not her, I'm me,
770
00:36:25,646 --> 00:36:28,691
and I'm trying to fix the whole
fuckness that is the universe.
771
00:36:28,775 --> 00:36:31,361
Look, let's just find her,
and then we'll
772
00:36:31,444 --> 00:36:33,654
figure out
all the moral Jenga.
773
00:36:34,405 --> 00:36:35,823
Said he needed to see you.
774
00:36:35,907 --> 00:36:37,617
I tried to get him to come
inside, but he wouldn't.
775
00:36:37,700 --> 00:36:39,035
Thanks, Maggie.
776
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:40,578
Should I call an ambulance? No.
777
00:36:40,661 --> 00:36:41,662
No, no, no.
Thanks. I can handle this.
778
00:36:41,746 --> 00:36:42,997
Okay.
PENNY: Hi.
779
00:36:43,539 --> 00:36:45,291
God, what the fuck, dude?
780
00:36:45,541 --> 00:36:46,667
I just...
781
00:36:46,959 --> 00:36:48,878
I felt like it was my time,
and I...
782
00:36:49,754 --> 00:36:51,422
I just wanted
to be with you when I...
783
00:36:52,048 --> 00:36:53,383
No, no.
784
00:36:53,466 --> 00:36:54,926
No, you're
not going to, okay?
785
00:37:01,099 --> 00:37:02,767
Holy shit.
Yeah.
786
00:37:04,102 --> 00:37:05,144
Come on.
787
00:37:05,228 --> 00:37:06,521
Let's get you out of here.
788
00:37:12,318 --> 00:37:13,694
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)
789
00:37:15,738 --> 00:37:17,490
What is the meaning of this?
790
00:37:17,657 --> 00:37:19,325
Excellent question.
791
00:37:21,077 --> 00:37:23,037
What is the meaning of this?
792
00:37:24,539 --> 00:37:25,832
I have an idea.
793
00:37:26,457 --> 00:37:27,875
Let's test it out.
794
00:37:29,752 --> 00:37:30,962
(GROANING SOFTLY)
795
00:37:35,049 --> 00:37:36,843
Bingle? (CLEARS THROAT)
796
00:37:37,510 --> 00:37:38,553
Kill him.
797
00:37:39,053 --> 00:37:40,054
(CROWD GASPS)
Or...
798
00:37:42,557 --> 00:37:43,599
Do it.
799
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,645
Do what?
800
00:37:47,728 --> 00:37:49,689
One more word
and you'll be dead.
801
00:37:49,897 --> 00:37:51,983
But I'll still
have the key, so...
802
00:37:54,569 --> 00:37:55,903
Do it.
803
00:38:09,333 --> 00:38:11,919
(CHANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
804
00:38:20,261 --> 00:38:22,388
(GROWLING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
805
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,895
Guys!
806
00:38:28,978 --> 00:38:31,564
Your new king
commands you to stay put!
807
00:38:37,111 --> 00:38:38,821
(ROARING)
808
00:38:44,035 --> 00:38:45,203
(CROWD SCREAMING)
809
00:39:01,552 --> 00:39:03,054
Gee, Father.
810
00:39:03,638 --> 00:39:04,972
Weren't you scared?
811
00:39:08,851 --> 00:39:10,186
It's illusion magic.
812
00:39:10,978 --> 00:39:12,980
He's been using it
to make you all afraid.
813
00:39:14,899 --> 00:39:16,150
There is no monster.
814
00:39:16,734 --> 00:39:20,571
Well, I guess
he kinda qualifies,
815
00:39:20,655 --> 00:39:22,823
because how many of you
816
00:39:23,157 --> 00:39:26,035
have died at the hands
of your priest
817
00:39:26,994 --> 00:39:31,582
to make him your
uncontested leader and hero?
818
00:39:33,042 --> 00:39:34,794
MAN:
My friend lost his life.
819
00:39:35,753 --> 00:39:38,089
Reminds me of what
a good friend once told me.
820
00:39:38,172 --> 00:39:42,134
What's the difference
between a hero and a moron?
821
00:39:44,845 --> 00:39:46,180
One bad decision.
822
00:39:56,023 --> 00:39:57,233
No.
823
00:39:57,316 --> 00:39:58,859
No! No!
824
00:39:59,402 --> 00:40:00,653
He's lying.
825
00:40:01,028 --> 00:40:02,488
He's lying to you!
826
00:40:02,572 --> 00:40:04,574
(SCREAMING)
No! No!
827
00:40:05,074 --> 00:40:07,910
No!
828
00:40:25,428 --> 00:40:27,263
I know you're behind me.
829
00:40:30,975 --> 00:40:32,852
Thank you, by the way.
830
00:40:32,935 --> 00:40:34,145
We wouldn't have been able
to figure it out without...
831
00:40:34,228 --> 00:40:35,354
You didn't do it.
832
00:40:36,105 --> 00:40:37,148
Do what?
833
00:40:37,231 --> 00:40:39,191
What you told my queen
you came to do...
834
00:40:39,525 --> 00:40:41,736
Collect taxes...
You just came for that key.
835
00:40:41,944 --> 00:40:42,987
Why?
836
00:40:44,614 --> 00:40:45,990
It's gold.
837
00:40:46,324 --> 00:40:47,742
And magic.
838
00:40:47,825 --> 00:40:49,160
Maybe the only magic
anywhere.
839
00:40:49,243 --> 00:40:51,203
What could be
more valuable than that?
840
00:40:54,790 --> 00:40:56,876
I'm not sure I believe you.
841
00:40:57,668 --> 00:41:00,421
And I can't believe
I finally get to say this.
842
00:41:01,839 --> 00:41:04,008
Don't talk back
to your father and me.
843
00:41:04,634 --> 00:41:05,885
That felt nice, didn't it?
844
00:41:05,968 --> 00:41:08,638
I am here to assure that...
My turn.
845
00:41:08,721 --> 00:41:09,722
Go to your room.
846
00:41:16,771 --> 00:41:18,189
We're a family.
847
00:41:18,272 --> 00:41:20,900
Well, we are certainly
fucked up enough to be.
848
00:41:55,685 --> 00:41:56,852
Holy shit.
849
00:41:57,853 --> 00:41:58,854
Hey.
850
00:41:58,938 --> 00:42:00,231
Help you?
851
00:42:00,314 --> 00:42:01,982
(GROWLS)
(QUENTIN GRUNTS)
852
00:42:03,317 --> 00:42:04,735
(BOTH GRUNTING)
853
00:42:13,953 --> 00:42:15,204
(GROANS)
854
00:42:15,228 --> 00:42:20,228
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