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ELIOT: Previously on
The Magicians...
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Alice, whose house
is this, exactly?
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Alice.
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Hi, Dad.
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You know how I
feel about "Mom."
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Fine. Stephanie.
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Ugh ! I just feel like I'm
being pulled back into this
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version of me when I was, like, 12
and furious and invisible and mute.
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You cure your own
hands just fine,
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but mine you can't do
a fucking thing about, huh?
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There are other options.
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You can travel to Fillory.
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Go there. Get this.
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I do what I can.
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You may address me
as Reynard the Fox.
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JULIA: Reynard
is targeting Hedges.
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There was a girl.
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Forty years ago, she
banished Reynard from Earth.
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I still don't know
what I'm looking for.
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JULIA: Any sort of
strange event or aberration.
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(COUGHING)
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DR. HIGGINS:
The test was positive.
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Fuck!
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KADY: Yeah, so let's just get
this pesky abortion out of the way.
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Kady!
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(GASPS)
(SCREAMS)
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I'm Bayler, a proud soldier
of Fillorians United.
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I'm not a FU Fighter anymore.
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Help us, or I go to your king and tell
him exactly how well I know his wife.
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Then I'll tell him myself.
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What's she doing?
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She can't,
she'll Niff in out.
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(SHRIEKING)
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ALICE: Your turn.
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Quentin says go free.
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MARGO: Alice!
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(GROWLS)
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(ALICE SHRIEKING)
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(MOUTHING) Help me.
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ELIOT: Um...
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Remind me again what summoning
Alice's Niff in has to do with the...
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Tai chi?
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I mean, ballet.
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Ugh.
Oh...
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God, he should never
do that move again.
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MARGO: It's Niff in bait.
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You have to call to them at
their point of their transformation
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with something personal.
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Oh.
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It's a sex thing.
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No, it's Cirque Du Soleil.
You know Cirque Du Soleil?
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You and Alice had sex
to Cirque Du Soleil?
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No, it was something
I would do to cheer her up
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when she was sad.
It made her laugh.
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Oh...
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That just made my
heart hurt a little.
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Shut up.
I was being sincere.
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ELIOT: Does he have the box?
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I mean, what if
this actually works?
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Yes, but be warned, he
wants to try to reason with her.
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She was working on
some sort of reversal spell.
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He thinks he can
somehow finish it.
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He's convinced she
wants him to. Oh, Jesus.
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Okay, I'm starting over.
No, Q, stop.
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If Alice was still a Niff
in, if she was still here...
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You've been at this an hour.
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You can't summon her
because she's gone.
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It's just that I saw her.
It felt so real.
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Why don't we get you
back to the castle, huh?
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Some rest, some food.
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And hey, there's an entire kingdom's
worth of problems to distract you.
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We really are beset
and could use your help.
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I hear you. I just...
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Good. Vámonos.
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QUENTIN: Her
memorial is tomorrow.
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I should go and look
her parents in the eye,
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tell them how she died.
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And then...
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I'll come back to Fillory,
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and I'll be a king. I promise.
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Can I trust you with this? No offense,
Q, you're a little crazy right now.
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Maybe. But yeah.
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(SIGHS)
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
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(GOAT BLEATING)
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Ah, the sacrifice.
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The plinth is in the backyard.
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Follow me. Just watch the rug.
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Daniel reconfigured
the entire house, and still,
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everywhere I look, I see
something that Alice touched.
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My children loved me.
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I was a good mother.
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WOMAN: You were,
Stephanie, you were.
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So much better than
my mother. Of course...
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What have I done
to deserve this?
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(WOMAN SOBBING)
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Um...
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Hi.
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Alice?
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Alice...
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Are you really there?
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(SNIFFLING)
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Okay.
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You're kind of
freaking me out.
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I mean, I love you, but you're very
ghost-like right now, so... (SNIFFLES)
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Okay.
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I can't.
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Okay.
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Okay, okay...
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(BREATHING SHAKILY)
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No.
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Eliot and Margo are right.
You're...
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She's gone,
and you're a little crazy.
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(LOCK CHIRPS)
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Or not.
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Alice.
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(KNOCKING)
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Yeah, okay.
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(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
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Just don't jump
out at me, okay?
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DANIEL: Quentin?
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Is that you?
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Uh, Sorry, Mr. Q...
Uh, Daniel. Sorry.
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Give me a hug.
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How on earth did you
get into my private study?
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Uh...
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There's something going on.
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KADY: Yeah.
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Yeah, I got it.
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Tell her I'm Hannah's daughter,
and this is an emergency.
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Can you just tell her
to call me, please?
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Hey.
Hey.
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Uh, I mixed up your dose.
It's on the counter.
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(KADY SIGHS)
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To all the heroin
I am not taking.
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Cheers.
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Did you get the pickles?
Mmm. Yup.
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You found something.
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August 19th, 1976,
7:00 a.m.
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An unseasonal hailstorm hit the
Northeast. Nothing too crazy, right?
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An hour later, a tidal
wave slammed into Miami.
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Hour after that, hurricanes struck
both the coasts of Peru, Chile.
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I mean, something rippled
down the entire hemisphere,
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and if you follow the chain
reaction back to its source...
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Hoboken, New Jersey?
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Nothing ever starts
in Hoboken, New Jersey.
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Well, on August 19th,
sometime before dawn,
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this happened.
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Industrial park
burned to the ground.
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No one could explain
what caused the fire,
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or why it left one single
building standing untouched
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with a perfect circle
of burn around it.
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Thank you. Mmm-hmm.
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Mmm-hmm. Next.
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Eliot, I need to talk to you.
Oh, thank you.
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It's about that FU Fighter
in the dungeon.
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What the actual
all-encompassing fuck is this?
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Your Majesty, you said you
wanted a unicorn milk latte.
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ELIOT: I was joking.
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Wait, you milked a unicorn?
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So listen, about Bayler...
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Holy shit, the walking
plot twist returns.
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Hi, I need something.
Shocker.
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Hey, Fen, look who it is.
Unky Penny.
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That's right, I knocked
her up. No big deal.
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Congratulations?
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Like I needed more
people calling me Daddy,
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but yes, thanks.
We're thrilled.
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Uh...
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Fen, um, could you give us
just like one moment, please?
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Hmm.
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Yeah, so I'm here...
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I heard...
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You heard...
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Alice. I know
you two were close.
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Please shut up.
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I am trying to ask
if you are okay.
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Are you okay?
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Okay.
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I need to know where your
Dicranium Scoparium Major us grows.
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Are you having a seizure?
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Moss? Why?
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Fix my hands.
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You got a royal
botanist or something?
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Oh, well, um, we did,
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but apparently he sort of
got eaten on the job.
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By what? A plant?
(CHUCKLING)
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(SIGHS)
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I hate this place.
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Try the royal map-maker.
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Love ya.
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So she's only shown
herself to me that I know of.
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I don't know.
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Maybe I'm tuned into her
ghost channel or something, or...
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Maybe it has something
to do with this. I don't know.
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I believe you.
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You do?
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I know my daughter.
She's trying to protect us.
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Seeing her like that would be very
upsetting for her mother and me,
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but she led you
to this for a reason.
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Alice called
a couple of months ago
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about some ghost children
trapped in an estate in England.
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The Plover Estate.
Yes, yes, that's the one.
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I was delighted to help.
Got a hold of this,
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planned to give it to her when
she had the time to visit, but then...
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Well, anyway, you see,
the ancients had
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many ways of dealing with
ghosts out of necessity back then.
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Alice's Ka, her soul,
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is not at rest, but it can be.
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Now, one ancient civilization
that really mastered
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the whole getting-one's-
soul-to-rest thing...
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The Egyptians.
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Wait, are you saying that
Alice wants us to build...
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Ecce.
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In pyramis.
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ELIOT: Oh, my God.
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What's going on?
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Just another day
in the office?
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(FANFARE PLAYING)
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PICKWICK: Your Majesties,
the much-venerated emissaries
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of our neighbors
to the north.
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I present Prince Ess of Loria.
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ELIOT: I'm sorry...
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Princess?
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Please, call me Ess.
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Prince Ess.
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(CHUCKLES) Oh, my God.
Fuck your parents, dude.
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ESS: We've got a problem.
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You guys have been fucking
shit up for over half a century.
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Okay.
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This is how Lorians talk?
ESS: And look...
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(WHISPERING) The Prince
speaks fluent Earth.
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Rumor has it his mother
is from, uh... Cincinn-ah-ti.
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Oh...
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...until The Beast
drained the Wellspring.
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And then, oh, yeah...
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You jokers let Ember take
a dump... Get to your point.
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Loria depends on the
Wellspring's tributaries,
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but now their magic's
jacked. Not enough.
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Crops, rivers, entire
species are affected.
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You dicked us over.
No.
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We're trying to fix it, so...
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Great, then this
should be easy.
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I'm here to propose a treaty
between our two kingdoms.
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A 50-50 split
of the Wellspring.
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(COURTIERS MURMURING)
And to seal the alliance,
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I, Crown Prince of Loria,
offer my hand in marriage
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to the Virgin Queen Margo.
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Um... (SNICKERING) Okay.
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Did he just call me a
virgin? Bambi, please, let me.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Ess, thank you.
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We will consider
your generous offer.
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No, we will not.
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Margo, please.
256
00:13:58,634 --> 00:14:01,887
Listen, Prince Ess,
I'm not a sharer,
257
00:14:02,263 --> 00:14:05,683
so why don't you walk yourself
and your un-ironic furs
258
00:14:05,766 --> 00:14:07,143
out of my castle?
259
00:14:08,728 --> 00:14:10,104
All right then.
260
00:14:10,229 --> 00:14:12,314
Plan B. Ilario!
261
00:14:14,525 --> 00:14:15,901
Seriously? A wand?
262
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,319
MARGO: Guards!
263
00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:20,531
(RUMBLING)
264
00:14:21,490 --> 00:14:23,159
Listen, I'm friends
with the High King, okay?
265
00:14:23,242 --> 00:14:24,869
I'll make it worth your
while if you just show me
266
00:14:24,952 --> 00:14:26,328
where the goddamn
moss grows.
267
00:14:26,412 --> 00:14:27,705
I told you,
268
00:14:27,788 --> 00:14:29,707
I'll draw your
map for you next...
269
00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:31,292
(RUMBLING)
270
00:14:34,336 --> 00:14:35,629
PENNY: (SOFTLY) Shit.
271
00:14:44,930 --> 00:14:46,140
Oh, this is bad.
272
00:14:47,099 --> 00:14:49,060
This is very bad.
273
00:14:52,229 --> 00:14:53,689
Are you fucking kidding me?
274
00:14:53,773 --> 00:14:55,232
Do you understand that
castle's full of people?
275
00:14:55,316 --> 00:14:57,234
Do you understand there
isn't a single accurate map
276
00:14:57,318 --> 00:14:58,986
of this entire place now?
277
00:15:03,365 --> 00:15:04,617
(ENERGY CRACKLING)
What the...
278
00:15:06,911 --> 00:15:08,662
Shit is radioactive.
279
00:15:10,289 --> 00:15:14,168
Your Majesties,
welcome to Loria.
280
00:15:15,586 --> 00:15:17,338
What? Oh, my God!
281
00:15:26,097 --> 00:15:28,015
You kidnapped our castle?
282
00:15:28,390 --> 00:15:29,600
ESS: I'll put it back,
283
00:15:29,683 --> 00:15:31,393
as soon as you come
around to my offer.
284
00:15:32,353 --> 00:15:33,562
So many hostages.
285
00:15:33,646 --> 00:15:35,773
I wouldn't try anything
if I were you.
286
00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:38,025
Guards? Dungeon.
287
00:15:38,776 --> 00:15:41,362
The rest of you, hang here.
288
00:15:42,947 --> 00:15:44,323
MARGO: Shit.
289
00:15:44,573 --> 00:15:45,741
Shit.
290
00:15:45,825 --> 00:15:46,951
ELIOT: Okay, okay, okay, okay.
291
00:15:47,034 --> 00:15:48,702
I'll jump in the doppelbanger,
292
00:15:48,786 --> 00:15:50,788
and I'll find someone
who can... What?
293
00:15:50,871 --> 00:15:52,540
Travel here and help?
Yes.
294
00:15:52,623 --> 00:15:55,334
Q took the button
to some godforsaken 'burb.
295
00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:59,380
No, you're not leaving me in a
castle full of barbarian frat bros.
296
00:15:59,463 --> 00:16:01,549
Okay, fine, but while
we're talking about them,
297
00:16:01,632 --> 00:16:03,008
you could've been
a little diplomatic.
298
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:05,845
By agreeing to marry a
complete stranger on the spot?
299
00:16:05,928 --> 00:16:07,054
I did it.
300
00:16:07,805 --> 00:16:08,973
That was different.
301
00:16:09,056 --> 00:16:11,976
(SCOFFS) You're right, this
would only really be equivalent
302
00:16:12,059 --> 00:16:15,312
if Ess was a girl, and you
found pussy, you know,
303
00:16:15,396 --> 00:16:18,232
interesting in a "sometimes
you like Thai food" kind of way,
304
00:16:18,315 --> 00:16:21,402
and now it's all Thai
food forever till you die.
305
00:16:21,485 --> 00:16:23,737
No, he's a man,
306
00:16:23,821 --> 00:16:25,906
who seems
arrogant and entitled
307
00:16:26,073 --> 00:16:28,159
and unclear
on the concept of consent.
308
00:16:28,242 --> 00:16:31,954
I can't imagine what could
possibly go wrong.
309
00:16:32,037 --> 00:16:34,248
Look, I'm not saying do it.
It's just...
310
00:16:34,957 --> 00:16:37,459
You're a queen. I'm a king.
311
00:16:37,543 --> 00:16:39,336
We don't necessarily
marry for love.
312
00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:41,088
It's part of the job.
313
00:16:42,298 --> 00:16:44,216
Fine, I'll talk to him,
314
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:47,636
but only to negotiate us
out of this epic cluster fuck.
315
00:16:48,762 --> 00:16:50,598
I'm staying a virgin.
316
00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:56,645
JULIA: Forty years ago, everything
burned down except this building.
317
00:16:58,689 --> 00:17:00,065
Wait a minute.
318
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,233
Here.
319
00:17:12,578 --> 00:17:13,913
Okay.
320
00:17:17,249 --> 00:17:20,044
No way is this
sigil 40 years old.
321
00:17:20,127 --> 00:17:22,129
I mean, hardly anything
stays hot that long.
322
00:17:22,463 --> 00:17:24,465
Yeah, except blood.
Human blood.
323
00:17:24,924 --> 00:17:26,175
And if that's what it is,
324
00:17:26,258 --> 00:17:30,012
it's the DNA of whoever cast
the banishing, so let's hope, right?
325
00:17:30,095 --> 00:17:31,180
Yeah.
326
00:17:50,366 --> 00:17:51,659
How long does it take?
327
00:17:51,742 --> 00:17:53,285
It should work right away.
328
00:17:53,369 --> 00:17:54,495
It's been decades.
329
00:17:54,578 --> 00:17:56,997
I mean, whoever did the
banishing could be dead by now.
330
00:17:57,665 --> 00:17:59,166
Well, they're probably dead.
331
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,168
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
332
00:18:03,921 --> 00:18:05,172
Oh, shit, it's her.
333
00:18:06,465 --> 00:18:08,300
It's my mom's contact.
334
00:18:08,842 --> 00:18:10,511
Hey, head home, wait, okay?
335
00:18:10,594 --> 00:18:11,762
I gotta go.
336
00:18:11,845 --> 00:18:13,847
She can help with
the baby situation.
337
00:18:13,931 --> 00:18:15,182
Hello? Good.
338
00:18:23,274 --> 00:18:26,735
The pyramids of Giza
provide an excellent blueprint,
339
00:18:26,819 --> 00:18:29,029
specifically
the one Khufu built
340
00:18:29,113 --> 00:18:33,242
to house the soul of his son,
Kawab, valiantly slain in battle.
341
00:18:33,367 --> 00:18:34,576
Yes, here.
342
00:18:36,704 --> 00:18:37,746
Ow.
343
00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:39,206
Quentin, let's, uh...
344
00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:42,167
Let's not bring Stephanie
into this just yet.
345
00:18:43,836 --> 00:18:45,087
It's too much for her.
346
00:18:50,217 --> 00:18:52,970
Listen, Daniel, I thought
maybe you'd wanna hear about
347
00:18:53,053 --> 00:18:55,389
what happened to Alice.
Uh, no...
348
00:18:55,931 --> 00:19:00,853
A blood relative must coax the
spirit with a bit of mirror magic.
349
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:04,023
Look into the mirror,
350
00:19:04,315 --> 00:19:07,693
paint a true image
of the deceased with my words.
351
00:19:09,361 --> 00:19:10,654
But first...
352
00:19:17,536 --> 00:19:18,537
Ah...
353
00:19:19,038 --> 00:19:20,122
Quentin,
354
00:19:20,539 --> 00:19:22,624
uh, you go up,
hang the mirror.
355
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:24,251
Oh, and, uh...
356
00:19:24,335 --> 00:19:27,296
First, uh, memorize this.
357
00:19:27,379 --> 00:19:28,964
Recite it when
you're up there.
358
00:19:29,048 --> 00:19:30,674
This looks like Arabic,
but not...
359
00:19:30,758 --> 00:19:32,593
Yes, Egyptian Arabic.
360
00:19:33,135 --> 00:19:34,595
Huh?
Okay... (STAMMERING)
361
00:19:34,678 --> 00:19:37,097
Well, my Egyptian Arabic
is a little rusty.
362
00:19:37,264 --> 00:19:39,350
No, you'll be fine.
Just whatever you do,
363
00:19:39,433 --> 00:19:42,436
don't let the mirror shatter.
I've already enchanted it.
364
00:19:42,603 --> 00:19:43,604
Now...
365
00:19:44,229 --> 00:19:46,774
We've only got one shot.
366
00:19:46,857 --> 00:19:48,692
Well, then Daniel, I
think that you should do it.
367
00:19:48,776 --> 00:19:51,820
You do it. No. I mean,
if it's that important...
368
00:19:51,904 --> 00:19:53,697
No, Quentin, please.
Just you.
369
00:19:58,619 --> 00:19:59,620
Yeah.
370
00:20:01,955 --> 00:20:03,624
Give me a minute with this.
371
00:20:20,974 --> 00:20:22,226
Oh, my God.
372
00:20:22,893 --> 00:20:23,977
There you are.
373
00:20:52,339 --> 00:20:53,382
Who are you?
(GASPS)
374
00:20:53,507 --> 00:20:54,883
Why did you follow me?
375
00:20:57,136 --> 00:20:58,178
Hi.
376
00:20:59,179 --> 00:21:01,265
My name is Julia.
I need your help.
377
00:21:02,558 --> 00:21:04,852
It's Reynard. He's back.
378
00:21:07,563 --> 00:21:09,481
How?
I...
379
00:21:10,232 --> 00:21:12,693
Look, it's a long story.
It was a mistake.
380
00:21:15,863 --> 00:21:17,906
He hurt you too, didn't he?
Okay, I'm sorry.
381
00:21:17,990 --> 00:21:19,741
I'm... I cannot help you.
382
00:21:19,908 --> 00:21:21,994
What?
Wait, I am pregnant.
383
00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:29,209
He...
Don't worry,
384
00:21:30,335 --> 00:21:31,545
the thing will never be born.
385
00:21:31,628 --> 00:21:33,505
I don't care if I have
to jump off a building.
386
00:21:33,589 --> 00:21:35,757
But I cannot let him do
this to another woman.
387
00:21:35,841 --> 00:21:37,468
You banished him once.
388
00:21:37,551 --> 00:21:39,887
All I am asking is for you
to teach me how to do it.
389
00:21:44,850 --> 00:21:47,311
I think you better
come inside.
390
00:22:05,412 --> 00:22:06,413
Oh ! Shit.
391
00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:07,581
(PANTING)
392
00:22:16,590 --> 00:22:19,343
Well... Al an is Morissette.
393
00:22:20,802 --> 00:22:23,222
Alice loved that cat.
394
00:22:23,305 --> 00:22:24,306
Okay, but why...
395
00:22:24,389 --> 00:22:26,600
I've always had
a terrible fear of heights.
396
00:22:26,683 --> 00:22:28,977
One day, Al an is Morissette
got stuck on the roof.
397
00:22:29,061 --> 00:22:31,188
Alice begged me to get
her down, but I couldn't,
398
00:22:31,271 --> 00:22:34,191
and honestly,
I yelled at her,
399
00:22:34,274 --> 00:22:36,443
because sometimes that is what
one does when one is ashamed.
400
00:22:36,527 --> 00:22:38,153
And the cat...
401
00:22:39,238 --> 00:22:41,406
It did not end well.
402
00:22:43,158 --> 00:22:45,953
I don't know if Alice
ever forgave me
403
00:22:46,703 --> 00:22:49,456
for not being brave enough.
404
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,294
Maybe she will now.
405
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:58,090
No, Daniel, you don't have
to do that. Look, I can do it.
406
00:22:58,465 --> 00:23:00,217
No, I can do it.
407
00:23:01,176 --> 00:23:02,302
For Alice.
408
00:23:03,428 --> 00:23:05,013
(GRUNTING)
409
00:23:06,765 --> 00:23:08,475
(PANTING, SIGHING)
410
00:23:09,226 --> 00:23:10,227
There.
411
00:23:11,186 --> 00:23:12,688
(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)
412
00:23:17,317 --> 00:23:18,318
Oh!
413
00:23:19,111 --> 00:23:20,529
Whoa, whoa!
Ow.
414
00:23:20,737 --> 00:23:21,947
Daniel.
415
00:23:25,617 --> 00:23:26,910
(MEN LAUGHING)
Yeah, right?
416
00:23:26,994 --> 00:23:28,120
And then they came across.
417
00:23:28,203 --> 00:23:29,329
MARGO: Hey.
418
00:23:32,082 --> 00:23:33,792
Are you kidding me?
419
00:23:35,085 --> 00:23:36,086
(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)
420
00:23:42,301 --> 00:23:43,302
So...
421
00:23:44,177 --> 00:23:45,596
When's the wedding?
422
00:23:46,179 --> 00:23:48,348
If we forgo the marriage,
423
00:23:48,807 --> 00:23:52,269
I'm willing to grant you periodic
access to the Wellspring...
424
00:23:52,352 --> 00:23:54,521
You think
this is a negotiation?
425
00:23:54,688 --> 00:23:57,441
No marriage, no treaty...
426
00:23:58,191 --> 00:23:59,359
No castle back.
427
00:24:00,527 --> 00:24:02,446
Okay, Conan,
428
00:24:02,613 --> 00:24:04,990
let me explain to you how
marriage works where I come from.
429
00:24:05,073 --> 00:24:06,908
Oh, spare me. I know.
430
00:24:07,242 --> 00:24:09,286
My mother shipped me off
to Exeter when I was 16.
431
00:24:09,369 --> 00:24:10,370
You?
432
00:24:10,829 --> 00:24:12,998
Fancy New England
boarding school?
433
00:24:13,373 --> 00:24:14,791
Had a dorm
full of future senators
434
00:24:14,875 --> 00:24:16,543
convinced I was an
exchange student from Iceland.
435
00:24:17,044 --> 00:24:18,587
Point is, I get it.
436
00:24:18,795 --> 00:24:20,714
I'm shockingly progressive
for a Lorian. (SCOFFS)
437
00:24:21,214 --> 00:24:23,675
We get married, I'd still
let you speak in public.
438
00:24:23,759 --> 00:24:25,552
I'd make sure that you...
Jesus, I'm not marrying you.
439
00:24:25,636 --> 00:24:26,970
You think I wanna
marry a virgin?
440
00:24:27,054 --> 00:24:29,056
This is purely political.
Oh, my God.
441
00:24:29,556 --> 00:24:30,807
I'm not a virgin.
442
00:24:33,685 --> 00:24:35,604
Look, I've had
the best in Loria,
443
00:24:36,563 --> 00:24:38,482
and Lorians are the best.
444
00:24:38,899 --> 00:24:41,234
Hmm.
So either way,
445
00:24:41,401 --> 00:24:43,070
you're a virgin
to me, sweetheart.
446
00:24:45,238 --> 00:24:47,240
I'm not your sweetheart,
447
00:24:48,909 --> 00:24:51,912
and I'm certain
that I can bang circles
448
00:24:51,995 --> 00:24:54,956
around your boring
little Lorian hoes,
449
00:24:55,123 --> 00:24:57,709
'cause I'm a very smart,
450
00:24:58,043 --> 00:25:00,545
very liberated woman,
451
00:25:01,213 --> 00:25:03,924
and when I set
my mind to something,
452
00:25:05,217 --> 00:25:06,927
I master it.
453
00:25:09,054 --> 00:25:10,597
And you've mastered what?
454
00:25:11,473 --> 00:25:12,933
Never touching a man?
455
00:25:13,767 --> 00:25:16,937
Not touching, touching...
456
00:25:18,855 --> 00:25:20,440
I'm good at both.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
457
00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:24,903
Oh...
You want me to stop?
458
00:25:27,447 --> 00:25:30,117
Say it, or I'll stop.
459
00:25:31,827 --> 00:25:32,911
Don't stop.
460
00:25:33,912 --> 00:25:35,247
Beg me.
461
00:25:35,872 --> 00:25:36,873
I like you.
462
00:25:40,293 --> 00:25:42,295
ELIOT: So you waited until now
to tell me about you and Bayler?
463
00:25:42,379 --> 00:25:43,463
I've been trying to tell you.
464
00:25:43,547 --> 00:25:44,673
It's been a little
insane today.
465
00:25:44,756 --> 00:25:46,341
I'm not trying to keep secrets
from you. That's my point.
466
00:25:46,425 --> 00:25:49,469
Eliot, please understand.
467
00:25:49,761 --> 00:25:51,722
I had a life before you came.
468
00:25:51,805 --> 00:25:54,349
I had no idea
if you even would come.
469
00:25:54,766 --> 00:25:57,561
Fillory is my home,
and I care about it.
470
00:25:58,478 --> 00:25:59,896
So you became a terrorist?
471
00:25:59,980 --> 00:26:01,273
(SIGHS) We're not violent.
472
00:26:01,398 --> 00:26:04,151
I'd call your ex-boyfriend
trying to strangle me
473
00:26:04,234 --> 00:26:05,444
a little bit violent!
474
00:26:05,527 --> 00:26:06,695
He's not my...
475
00:26:08,113 --> 00:26:09,489
We were close, yes,
476
00:26:09,573 --> 00:26:12,242
but hurting people
was never the plan.
477
00:26:12,325 --> 00:26:15,036
I have no idea who you are.
I'm your wife.
478
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,121
Because your father made you.
479
00:26:16,204 --> 00:26:17,330
I could've walked out of here
480
00:26:17,414 --> 00:26:18,707
a long time ago.
481
00:26:18,790 --> 00:26:20,000
Then why didn't you?
482
00:26:20,667 --> 00:26:22,502
If you hate us so much,
if you hate me so much,
483
00:26:22,586 --> 00:26:24,254
why didn't you?
Because I don't.
484
00:26:24,337 --> 00:26:26,423
I believe in you.
You think I stayed
485
00:26:26,506 --> 00:26:29,593
because you're just
so deeply attracted to me?
486
00:26:29,676 --> 00:26:33,096
I am a realist
who wants you to succeed.
487
00:26:33,180 --> 00:26:34,681
I want us to.
488
00:26:38,226 --> 00:26:40,061
(SIGHS) So what
am I supposed to do
489
00:26:40,187 --> 00:26:42,606
with your good friend
in the dungeon, huh?
490
00:26:42,689 --> 00:26:43,690
You should keep him there.
491
00:26:43,774 --> 00:26:45,192
I don't think
you can trust him.
492
00:26:45,275 --> 00:26:46,860
Do you think
I can trust you?
493
00:26:53,325 --> 00:26:54,534
DANA: I was 21.
494
00:26:55,327 --> 00:26:57,287
It didn't seem so crazy
back then to think
495
00:26:57,370 --> 00:27:00,457
I could summon
the goddess, do good.
496
00:27:00,540 --> 00:27:02,459
Yeah, that's what
I wanted too.
497
00:27:02,542 --> 00:27:04,878
I couldn't get
rid of the baby either.
498
00:27:04,961 --> 00:27:06,213
What?
499
00:27:07,172 --> 00:27:09,216
I wasn't the only one
he raped that night,
500
00:27:09,299 --> 00:27:12,260
but I was the only
one who got pregnant.
501
00:27:12,344 --> 00:27:13,595
So what did you do?
502
00:27:13,678 --> 00:27:15,472
I tried everything.
503
00:27:15,555 --> 00:27:17,974
I even thought
about killing myself,
504
00:27:18,558 --> 00:27:19,810
but I couldn't
go through with it.
505
00:27:19,893 --> 00:27:21,311
You had it?
506
00:27:23,063 --> 00:27:24,231
I'd rather die.
507
00:27:24,606 --> 00:27:25,607
(SIGHS)
508
00:27:30,237 --> 00:27:32,489
I want to help you, Julia.
509
00:27:32,572 --> 00:27:35,742
I can't banish
Reynard again,
510
00:27:36,076 --> 00:27:37,577
but you can.
511
00:27:52,050 --> 00:27:53,593
JULIA: Where's your cat?
DANA: Oh!
512
00:27:54,010 --> 00:27:56,304
He's around here somewhere.
Come on.
513
00:27:57,764 --> 00:27:59,641
Follow me.
514
00:28:09,901 --> 00:28:11,736
You just wait
right here, honey.
515
00:28:13,071 --> 00:28:14,322
So sorry about this.
516
00:28:14,531 --> 00:28:15,532
(JULIA GRUNTS)
517
00:28:21,329 --> 00:28:22,330
(DOOR OPENS)
518
00:28:28,461 --> 00:28:30,171
Late, Ms. Hanson.
519
00:28:31,464 --> 00:28:33,967
Sit, you have 10 minutes
to complete your midterm.
520
00:28:34,050 --> 00:28:35,468
Midterm?
521
00:28:36,553 --> 00:28:38,513
But... But I haven't studied.
522
00:28:40,307 --> 00:28:42,809
Even I studied,
and I'm dead.
523
00:28:44,644 --> 00:28:47,397
Forgot your clothes too?
Typical. (STUDENTS LAUGHING)
524
00:28:51,526 --> 00:28:53,111
Margo? Hey... Whoa!
525
00:28:54,154 --> 00:28:55,906
I swear I was gonna study.
What?
526
00:28:55,989 --> 00:28:59,117
No, no, it's me.
It's actually me.
527
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,744
Oh, God.
528
00:29:01,161 --> 00:29:02,495
Oh, God, I'm asleep.
529
00:29:02,579 --> 00:29:04,497
Uh, yeah, you must not
be in imminent danger
530
00:29:04,581 --> 00:29:06,666
if you're napping,
wherever you are.
531
00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:08,752
Kidnapped, along with
the entire castle.
532
00:29:08,835 --> 00:29:10,670
Yeah, I know, there's a
crater. Where are you?
533
00:29:10,754 --> 00:29:12,172
Loria.
534
00:29:12,255 --> 00:29:15,717
Some canyon with these
purple-ish rock things.
535
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:16,968
Rock things? What...
536
00:29:17,093 --> 00:29:19,679
Dicks, okay? They look
like dicks. (PENNY LAUGHS)
537
00:29:20,180 --> 00:29:22,098
Uh, full-sail or half?
538
00:29:22,182 --> 00:29:25,018
Honestly, it's a
variety pack out there.
539
00:29:25,101 --> 00:29:28,188
Okay, I got it.
I'll find you.
540
00:29:28,521 --> 00:29:32,442
And, Penny, if you ever
tell anyone you saw this...
541
00:29:32,525 --> 00:29:35,195
Ooh, oh, no, no, no.
No, I'd never. I, uh...
542
00:29:35,445 --> 00:29:37,572
I'd much rather
have you owe me huge.
543
00:29:38,281 --> 00:29:39,282
(GASPS)
544
00:29:55,548 --> 00:29:58,468
ESS: Scouring the room
for a weapon?
545
00:29:58,551 --> 00:30:01,763
You have a look
in your eyes, that's all.
546
00:30:01,846 --> 00:30:03,890
It's called
resting bitch face.
547
00:30:14,901 --> 00:30:16,820
The Cock Barrens
of Loria.
548
00:30:16,903 --> 00:30:19,656
Okay. Show me where.
549
00:30:24,828 --> 00:30:26,663
There. Right there.
550
00:30:31,001 --> 00:30:34,004
Look, I know this isn't gonna
make anything any better.
551
00:30:35,964 --> 00:30:38,299
I want you to know
that Alice died a hero.
552
00:30:38,383 --> 00:30:41,386
It's funny.
These stories we tell.
553
00:30:41,469 --> 00:30:43,680
Hmm? (CHUCKLES)
554
00:30:43,763 --> 00:30:44,973
You'd rather break
both of your legs
555
00:30:45,056 --> 00:30:47,225
than have a conversation
with me about this.
556
00:30:47,308 --> 00:30:49,769
I can't stand
to think about it.
557
00:30:51,438 --> 00:30:52,689
Do me a favor,
558
00:30:52,772 --> 00:30:56,067
and get me a tall glass
of whatever looks strongest.
559
00:30:56,693 --> 00:30:58,361
You're on a lot
of painkillers.
560
00:30:58,445 --> 00:31:01,031
My daughter is dead.
561
00:31:17,630 --> 00:31:19,090
Let me guess...
God!
562
00:31:19,466 --> 00:31:20,759
My husband said
563
00:31:20,842 --> 00:31:23,970
don't bother me, because
I'm too crazy right now.
564
00:31:27,432 --> 00:31:28,641
Come on.
565
00:31:28,933 --> 00:31:30,643
We gonna finish this or what?
566
00:31:32,103 --> 00:31:33,271
Yeah.
567
00:31:33,855 --> 00:31:34,856
(COUGHING)
568
00:31:50,497 --> 00:31:52,165
What... What is...
(SHUSHING)
569
00:31:53,917 --> 00:31:55,210
What is that?
570
00:31:56,711 --> 00:31:58,004
Don't be scared.
571
00:31:59,589 --> 00:32:01,174
I don't know what
you want from me, okay?
572
00:32:02,759 --> 00:32:06,137
Okay. I want you to start
by understanding something,
573
00:32:06,221 --> 00:32:08,598
and I don't expect you
to like the idea of this,
574
00:32:09,474 --> 00:32:10,934
but you're going
to have that baby.
575
00:32:11,017 --> 00:32:12,227
What?
576
00:32:12,352 --> 00:32:14,270
What the... That is insane.
577
00:32:14,354 --> 00:32:16,147
Believe me, I know,
578
00:32:16,523 --> 00:32:19,567
but that little demigod
growing inside of you
579
00:32:19,651 --> 00:32:22,070
is like a tiny
nuclear reactor.
580
00:32:22,153 --> 00:32:27,033
You have one chance to harness
that power when you give birth.
581
00:32:27,117 --> 00:32:28,409
Then I don't want
that power.
582
00:32:28,493 --> 00:32:29,661
Yes, you do,
583
00:32:29,744 --> 00:32:31,663
because that's how
I banished Reynard,
584
00:32:31,746 --> 00:32:33,456
and that's how
you'll do it too,
585
00:32:33,540 --> 00:32:35,750
while in labor with his child.
586
00:32:35,834 --> 00:32:37,085
No!
587
00:32:39,254 --> 00:32:40,713
Not your choice anymore.
588
00:32:47,053 --> 00:32:49,139
(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)
589
00:32:52,016 --> 00:32:53,017
Thank you.
590
00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:56,271
Kady, they may be able to
help your friend with her problem,
591
00:32:56,354 --> 00:32:58,940
but listen, I would never
ever do business with them
592
00:32:59,023 --> 00:33:00,692
if I had a choice.
593
00:33:01,151 --> 00:33:03,945
Be careful with
people like this, Maminka.
594
00:33:04,028 --> 00:33:06,489
You don't want to wind up
like your mother.
595
00:33:08,908 --> 00:33:10,201
Thanks.
596
00:33:10,410 --> 00:33:12,495
(BOTH SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)
597
00:33:17,750 --> 00:33:18,751
(CALL RINGING)
598
00:33:18,835 --> 00:33:21,337
(ON RECORDING) This
is Julia. Leave a message.
599
00:33:21,421 --> 00:33:22,589
Shit.
600
00:33:28,845 --> 00:33:30,930
This place is
warded up the ass.
601
00:33:37,770 --> 00:33:38,771
(SCREAMS)
602
00:33:43,359 --> 00:33:44,611
Shit.
603
00:33:53,870 --> 00:33:54,871
Um...
604
00:33:56,497 --> 00:33:57,999
Thank you?
605
00:33:59,250 --> 00:34:01,419
You're trapped here too,
aren't you?
606
00:34:02,128 --> 00:34:03,129
(KNOCKING)
607
00:34:21,022 --> 00:34:22,023
(GRUNTS)
608
00:34:26,903 --> 00:34:27,904
So...
609
00:34:28,655 --> 00:34:31,324
If I had this baby,
would it be like...
610
00:34:32,325 --> 00:34:35,453
(LAUGHS) That's not my baby.
611
00:34:35,745 --> 00:34:37,455
That's my Haxenpaxen.
612
00:34:37,664 --> 00:34:38,665
What?
613
00:34:38,748 --> 00:34:41,751
My Haxenpaxen. I caught it.
614
00:34:41,834 --> 00:34:44,587
Smells unfortunate,
but just imagine
615
00:34:44,671 --> 00:34:46,673
what it's
giving off magically.
616
00:34:46,756 --> 00:34:48,883
Not even a trickster
can find us.
617
00:34:48,967 --> 00:34:51,594
We're invisible
while we're near him.
618
00:34:51,678 --> 00:34:55,807
Do have to occasionally stock
up on food and kitty litter, though.
619
00:34:56,808 --> 00:35:00,103
How you found me, I suppose.
620
00:35:00,186 --> 00:35:01,813
So if that's not your child...
621
00:35:01,896 --> 00:35:03,231
My child is safe.
622
00:35:04,023 --> 00:35:06,025
He'll never know
who he really is.
623
00:35:06,109 --> 00:35:09,654
He doesn't even know
who I am. I made sure of it.
624
00:35:09,737 --> 00:35:11,406
It's for the best.
625
00:35:11,489 --> 00:35:13,574
He's a good man, Julia.
626
00:35:14,492 --> 00:35:16,619
An influential man.
627
00:35:20,665 --> 00:35:22,208
(MAGIC CRACKLING)
628
00:35:51,404 --> 00:35:52,530
Kady!
629
00:35:54,615 --> 00:35:56,284
Your magic is no good here.
630
00:35:59,620 --> 00:36:00,747
What?
631
00:36:03,207 --> 00:36:05,877
Oh, God, what's with
Stink-master Flash?
632
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:08,546
Free him too.
He's coming with us.
633
00:36:10,131 --> 00:36:11,924
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
634
00:36:13,634 --> 00:36:15,928
Must've been some negotiation.
635
00:36:16,846 --> 00:36:18,931
Say I did marry him...
636
00:36:19,015 --> 00:36:21,768
Say I...
Stop, forget what I said.
637
00:36:23,269 --> 00:36:26,981
This whole marriage
thing is absurd.
638
00:36:28,608 --> 00:36:31,319
You have no idea who
the other person is.
639
00:36:31,444 --> 00:36:34,155
It's dangerous. If it's
that bad, have her killed.
640
00:36:34,238 --> 00:36:35,865
I can't.
641
00:36:35,948 --> 00:36:38,117
We just made a human together.
642
00:36:38,326 --> 00:36:40,995
And the worst is, between
the whole lying back
643
00:36:41,079 --> 00:36:43,539
and thinking of Fillory,
644
00:36:43,623 --> 00:36:46,167
I started to
actually like her.
645
00:36:47,043 --> 00:36:48,628
El, what's going on?
646
00:36:50,338 --> 00:36:52,965
One life-altering
crisis at a time.
647
00:36:53,466 --> 00:36:55,385
What do you wanna do
about the princess?
648
00:36:55,468 --> 00:36:57,095
It's your choice.
649
00:36:57,178 --> 00:36:59,138
I just want
what's best for you.
650
00:37:04,727 --> 00:37:05,937
Hey!
651
00:37:06,396 --> 00:37:09,732
I went to the exact spot.
No castle, nothing there.
652
00:37:09,816 --> 00:37:10,858
It has to be some other dongs.
653
00:37:10,942 --> 00:37:12,026
There are no more dongs.
654
00:37:12,110 --> 00:37:14,237
That's the only spot
the castle could be.
655
00:37:14,404 --> 00:37:16,531
Yeah, well, it doesn't
make any sense unless...
656
00:37:19,909 --> 00:37:20,910
(CHUCKLES)
657
00:37:25,415 --> 00:37:27,500
God, please don't let me
be wrong about this.
658
00:37:30,169 --> 00:37:31,921
You guys have been so
royally fucked with.
659
00:37:32,088 --> 00:37:34,799
You won't believe where
you've been this whole time.
660
00:37:36,843 --> 00:37:37,844
QUENTIN: Okay.
661
00:37:40,221 --> 00:37:42,181
Now you only get
one shot, okay?
662
00:37:43,683 --> 00:37:45,268
So, remember,
you have to tell the truth.
663
00:37:46,060 --> 00:37:47,687
I've got this, Quentin.
664
00:37:48,104 --> 00:37:49,856
Relax.
Okay.
665
00:37:50,189 --> 00:37:51,190
(EXHALES)
666
00:37:52,150 --> 00:37:53,985
(INHALES AND EXHALES LOUDLY)
667
00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:57,572
STEPHANIE: Alice...
668
00:37:58,448 --> 00:38:01,325
She needed a strong
female role model.
669
00:38:02,452 --> 00:38:05,163
She was so lucky
to have me for that.
670
00:38:07,039 --> 00:38:08,958
You have to tell the truth.
671
00:38:09,041 --> 00:38:11,043
But that is the truth.
672
00:38:13,713 --> 00:38:15,756
Alice was complicated.
673
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,800
She never figured
out how to be a woman.
674
00:38:17,884 --> 00:38:20,011
That's not the truth,
not for Alice.
675
00:38:20,094 --> 00:38:24,932
Don't be ridiculous. This is
just Alice up to her usual tricks.
676
00:38:25,016 --> 00:38:26,893
She was always
so hard on me.
677
00:38:26,976 --> 00:38:28,311
This is not about you.
678
00:38:28,394 --> 00:38:29,937
Will you just for
once in your life
679
00:38:30,021 --> 00:38:32,064
put yourself
in your daughter's shoes?
680
00:38:32,565 --> 00:38:34,901
What do you want me to say?
681
00:38:39,238 --> 00:38:41,407
(SOBS) That I never
understood her?
682
00:38:45,244 --> 00:38:47,663
And that I never really tried?
683
00:38:50,875 --> 00:38:54,962
I didn't know having a
daughter would be this hard.
684
00:38:56,756 --> 00:38:59,258
I resented her sometimes. I...
685
00:39:00,259 --> 00:39:02,553
(STAMMERING)
686
00:39:02,637 --> 00:39:04,847
I just need a minute.
No.
687
00:39:04,931 --> 00:39:06,474
I...
No.
688
00:39:06,557 --> 00:39:09,268
Come on, we've gotta
finish it. Stephanie!
689
00:39:10,311 --> 00:39:11,312
(SIGHS)
690
00:39:12,063 --> 00:39:13,064
Ugh.
691
00:39:20,321 --> 00:39:21,572
Idiot.
692
00:39:27,370 --> 00:39:29,705
I cast a Niff in summoning
and you didn't come.
693
00:39:30,623 --> 00:39:32,166
How? Why?
694
00:39:32,250 --> 00:39:33,584
You're wrong.
695
00:39:33,668 --> 00:39:35,211
I was right there.
696
00:39:36,796 --> 00:39:38,339
Oh, Quentin.
697
00:39:39,131 --> 00:39:41,425
We're gonna have so much fun,
698
00:39:41,509 --> 00:39:43,636
just like we did
with my parents.
699
00:39:44,971 --> 00:39:45,972
Hmm.
700
00:39:46,639 --> 00:39:49,892
I killed you.
My cacodemon...
701
00:39:49,976 --> 00:39:52,979
Your cacodemon wasn't
powerful enough to kill me.
702
00:39:53,354 --> 00:39:56,232
It tried, but when it saw
that it couldn't win...
703
00:39:56,315 --> 00:40:00,444
Well, let's just say it stuffed
me in a place most convenient.
704
00:40:00,528 --> 00:40:03,364
That stupid tattoo
trap on your back.
705
00:40:05,324 --> 00:40:07,410
We're stuck
with each other.
706
00:40:08,828 --> 00:40:09,829
Oh...
707
00:40:10,830 --> 00:40:12,373
Oh, God.
708
00:40:16,961 --> 00:40:21,007
No, no, no.
709
00:40:31,058 --> 00:40:32,059
(GRUNTS)
710
00:40:32,143 --> 00:40:33,102
(SIGHS)
711
00:40:33,185 --> 00:40:35,938
(REYNARD LAUGHS)
(GASPS) Oh, God.
712
00:40:36,022 --> 00:40:37,898
Too slow. Sorry.
713
00:40:39,066 --> 00:40:42,445
(SNIFFS DEEPLY)
Dana. In the flesh.
714
00:40:42,862 --> 00:40:44,113
I'd heard you were dead.
715
00:40:44,196 --> 00:40:46,282
You hid well.
I'm impressed.
716
00:40:46,365 --> 00:40:49,118
What happened? You slipped up.
717
00:40:49,201 --> 00:40:50,202
(GASPS)
718
00:40:53,205 --> 00:40:56,167
I think you have
some apologizing to do.
719
00:40:57,168 --> 00:40:58,878
Don't you?
720
00:41:09,722 --> 00:41:11,849
I have reached
my decision.
721
00:41:11,932 --> 00:41:16,437
I will marry the Prince
of Loria, on one condition.
722
00:41:16,771 --> 00:41:20,399
I want a tour of his
kingdom right now.
723
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,779
Wedding first, then a tour.
724
00:41:32,078 --> 00:41:34,997
Last tree, and done.
725
00:41:39,210 --> 00:41:40,294
Oh, no.
726
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,881
No, no, no.
727
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,634
This is the worst day
of my life.
728
00:41:46,926 --> 00:41:49,428
I know, right?
Crazy illusion magic.
729
00:41:49,762 --> 00:41:51,889
So, hey, what do you think
about making that...
730
00:41:54,517 --> 00:41:55,685
Map.
731
00:41:57,103 --> 00:41:58,229
You drew it for me.
732
00:41:58,312 --> 00:41:59,397
Yes.
733
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,065
I made an exception.
734
00:42:03,317 --> 00:42:04,777
Thank you.
735
00:42:07,613 --> 00:42:09,198
You're still
bat shit crazy, man.
736
00:42:09,281 --> 00:42:10,449
I heard that.
737
00:42:12,702 --> 00:42:13,744
Margo, please.
738
00:42:14,453 --> 00:42:15,788
You fucked with us.
739
00:42:15,871 --> 00:42:17,164
Mmm-hmm. Yes, you did.
740
00:42:17,456 --> 00:42:18,874
You fucked with our castle.
741
00:42:18,958 --> 00:42:20,292
Amen, sister.
742
00:42:20,376 --> 00:42:22,545
And now we're gonna
put our Jimmy Choos
743
00:42:22,628 --> 00:42:25,965
so far up your ass, you're
gonna taste next season.
744
00:42:26,048 --> 00:42:28,676
Exactly, whatever that means.
745
00:42:28,926 --> 00:42:34,557
Because the High King and I hereby
declare war on the Kingdom of Loria!
746
00:42:34,682 --> 00:42:35,850
Yes!
747
00:42:37,101 --> 00:42:38,436
Wait...
748
00:42:40,479 --> 00:42:41,647
Really?
749
00:42:41,671 --> 00:42:46,671
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