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QUENTIN: Previously on
The Magicians...
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ALICE: I hesitated with The
Beast. I should've... It's my fault.
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QUENTIN: No, it's not.
MARGO: It's Julia's fault.
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You know how to
deal with gods.
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You know how to...
up their shit.
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Julia. No.
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I want to make a deal.
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No! Guys! She was...
She's not sane.
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MARGO: One small consolation is
the bitch is with The Beast right now,
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and I can't really
see that going her way.
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Word As Bond.
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I assume the extra bits
enchant the blade
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to kill me instantly in
the event I break it.
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JOSH: You guys
are from Brakebills?
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Dude, Josh Hoberman,
class of '16.
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Come with me if
you want to live.
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QUENTIN: Yeah,
Josh and Victoria bailed.
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On one hand...them,
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on the other hand,
you can't really blame them.
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I'm Marina.
JULIA: So you were...
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MARINA: Top bitch in
New York, for starters.
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MARINA: Welcome back
to Brakebills.
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JULIA: Wait, you went here?
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MARINA: Kicked out three
months before graduation.
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Let's go steal their shit.
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(SIGHS)
So, there's a bump.
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Bigger than marrying
a total stranger-ette?
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MARGO: Once you get married, you
won't be able to be with anyone else.
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Literally.
But when I go back...
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I can never
leave Fillory.
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Please fix my hands.
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MAN: Let's see, how do I put this
in a way that you will understand?
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Ah. Go fuck yourself.
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ELIOT: According to the best
and only magic we have,
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The Beast will kill us.
End of story.
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Okay. A zillion bucks says The
Beast comes back any minute.
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So what's the plan?
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We lost the blade.
So we need a new something.
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Especially while Alice is
still... ALICE: Juiced up?
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ALICE: Wait,
this is something.
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It's a workbook on
spells. Serious ones.
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But the actual spells
aren't here.
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I know where
we need to go.
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Brakebills?
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PENNY: I don't get it.
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How come nobody in the
'hood is trying to kill us?
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Okay,
that's just weird.
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You wanna stop and
figure it out, be my guest.
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You're alive.
What a lovely surprise.
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QUENTIN: Okay, so...
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The castle armory was
basically empty, except for this.
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This is a Brakebills
student workbook.
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I'm not blind, Quentin.
Technically.
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From 1893.
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So, I guess that means that a
Brakebills student was in Fillory,
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uh, over 100 years ago.
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And the only humans that had
access to the Armory were...
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Own it, pumpkin.
The Monarchy.
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So, we're not the first
Brakebills students
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to get into Fillory
or to assume the throne.
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It's a great question
for history class,
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but if The Beast gets to
the Wellspring right now
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and sucks it bone dry,
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magic dies in Fillory.
It dies there...
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It dies here.
On Earth.
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My God.
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So, the battle magic that
this student learned here,
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he learned from
a professor named Big by.
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Have you heard of him?
Her.
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Well, there is
a note in here.
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There's a spell that seems strong
enough, called the Rhinemann Ultra.
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Right. But the spell
isn't actually here.
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Because why should
anything be easy?
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Shit. Shit! Duck!
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Who?
PENNY: Everybody!
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(GRUNTING)
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What the hell
is that about?
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MARGO: Uh...
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It's semi-not-related to any of
this, but I think I know a temp fix.
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DEAN: All right.
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I'll get back to you.
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(SIREN WAILING)
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MARTIN: (SINGING)
Hey-ho
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If love were all
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I should be lonely
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(PIANO MUSIC STARTS PLAYING)
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I believe
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The more you love a girl
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The more you give your trust
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The more you're bound to lose
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Okay, is that
an actual song
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or are you trying to get me to
stab a knife into my eardrums?
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(CONTINUES SINGING)
Although
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Of course.
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When shadows fall
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I think if only
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Somebody splendid
really needed me
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You mind?
I'm working.
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It's still too similar to the
first sigil that summoned him.
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He'll know it's you.
And a trap.
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You're welcome to
have an actual idea.
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Oh, no. I'd ruin your
primitive purity.
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That's part of
what attracts him.
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You're an absolute
savage, Julia.
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Look, I know you're
basically stoned on sugar,
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but if you could just
dial down the chipper.
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(LAUGHING) All I do is
accept what you fight.
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(SIGHS) Well...
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Which is?
Life is pointless.
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The afterlife even more so.
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Which is why we invent these
games to fill the void of existence.
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Who diddled whom?
Who'll get revenge for it?
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Who takes the throne?
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Mmm. Yeah, well, that would
be me, actually, and my friends.
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Oh, well, I doubt they're
your friends anymore.
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And they won't
be royals long.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Why?
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Oh, maybe you could use a bit
of help with the Binding Principle.
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Did you put some kind
of curse on the castle?
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Did I?
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It was so long ago.
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I hardly remember.
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The Throne Room, sire.
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MAN: Oh, God!
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Can't be that hard
to find dead rats.
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(SCREAMS)
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MARTIN:
Wait, wait, wait. Yes.
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I believe I did work
up a little welcome.
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Yes, since Ember made it
impossible for me to retake the throne,
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and the Children of Earth
kept coming and coming,
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drunk on self-love
and power-lust.
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Yes, I thought of it
as a kind of royal test.
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That no one ever passed.
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Sadly.
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What kind of test?
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Ah, that's something for each new
despot to puzzle out themselves.
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Anyway, you're on the right
track. Now we just need the bait.
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As soon as I'm finished
with this, I'm ready.
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He knows you.
A bit too intimately.
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No, I have the perfect,
fresh candidate.
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She's young, beautiful, female
and a very powerful witch.
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No.
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Julia... Let's skip
the discussion.
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You do as I say
or this...
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Does its job,
per the bond.
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Well, technically, the
Leo Blade cuts my throat
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if I attempt
to harm you,
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your beloveds or
undermine your efforts.
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And my dear, I assure you...
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(PIANO MUSIC STARTS PLAYING)
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(SINGING)
I believe
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That since my life began
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The most I've had is just
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A talent to amuse
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Hey-ho
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If love were all
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QUENTIN: Uh...
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Wait, the cottage
was here, right?
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ALICE: Hmm...
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It's not invisible,
it's just not.
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Aw, shit! Right.
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End of semester prank to
ditch the first-year losers.
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I should've remembered,
it was my idea.
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Are you...
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I hate all of you.
I hate all of you.
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QUENTIN: Could we just
find the cottage, please?
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
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Mmm!
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Promising.
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To the first bottle
of Fillorian champagne.
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Which I know technically
isn't champagne.
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Except I'm renaming the Royal
Gardens "Champagne Nouveau" so...
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Ugh.
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"Champagne No-No-No."
Jesus!
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That makes no sense.
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I used the go-to
fermenting enchantment.
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No fretting. We'll get
it right. Trial and error.
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I'm your wife.
I want to be obedient.
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(LAUGHS)
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Sit down.
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Nobody wants
to be obedient.
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I do want to serve
you and Fillory.
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But...
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But?
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Look, I'm okay being a king,
but I don't want to run a cult.
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If anyone has the right
to speak up, it's you.
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There hasn't been
a truly inspiring,
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caring ruler
since Rupert Chatwin,
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and that was so long ago,
most barely remember.
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Look, I'm cleaning
the place up.
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I'm trying to get
some decent wine going.
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(SCOFFS)
What else is there?
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The people are starving.
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Seriously?
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Oh. Okay. We should
probably get on that.
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(SIGHS)
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And I'm guessing magic
probably won't do the trick.
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Magic is the problem.
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Oh, boy.
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(SIGHS)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS)
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(ALL SHOUTING EXCITEDLY)
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Yep. We're alive.
Deal.
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Can you keep your shit
tight for a few more minutes?
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Couple minutes
is all I need.
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Drink! Now!
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You deserting,
chickenshit motherfucker!
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Wait! Wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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No! No! Goddamn it!
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Like Lando and Han.
Right on.
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(GROANING)
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Still got my legs.
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So, is it true what Josh is
saying? Fillory's real, right? Right?
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DEAN: Fillory is very real.
Okay.
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And this is going to be
on the syllabus next semester?
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We shall see.
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But for now, Quentin, Alice,
Penny and Margo need battle magic.
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We're going to teach
battle magic now?
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It was once
a required course.
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Till it was outlawed.
For good reason, I hear.
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Yes, well, it was
a very messy situation.
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At the time,
I thought it was right.
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But the professor who
taught it disagreed.
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Strongly.
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She was fired and as she was
escorted off campus, she said that...
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I'm sorry, Henry,
this is fascinating
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but why are you
telling me this?
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The professor, Big by,
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hinted that she hid
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all the battle magic spells
somewhere on campus.
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"You'll need them
someday," she said.
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"And me."
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Again, why?
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All the battle magic spells
are hidden in the library.
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No one knows the library
better than you.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)
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Look, I'm sorry, okay? We
both are. Seriously sorry.
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So where is Victoria?
Traveling.
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I don't even know if she's
on this planet anymore.
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PENNY: Can't blame her.
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Spit in it.
What is it?
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The hangover cure El and I
used when we got the shakes.
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I amped it up with Nightshade
and a couple Ativans.
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Might make you a little
woozy but it could do the trick.
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Temporarily. So
keep a stash on you.
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It is good to see
you guys, though.
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Hey, fuck off.
Okay.
249
00:13:02,578 --> 00:13:04,330
(SIGHING)
250
00:13:13,422 --> 00:13:14,674
Oh!
251
00:13:14,799 --> 00:13:15,800
This one...
252
00:13:18,010 --> 00:13:20,721
Is sheer,
hellcat perfection.
253
00:13:27,061 --> 00:13:28,896
(HORN HONKING)
254
00:13:28,980 --> 00:13:30,648
I don't give a shit
about getting him.
255
00:13:30,731 --> 00:13:33,109
You should.
Look, I didn't summon him.
256
00:13:33,526 --> 00:13:35,277
I didn't get raped by him.
257
00:13:35,361 --> 00:13:36,445
I have no skin in this
258
00:13:36,529 --> 00:13:38,239
except that I wanna
kick your ass
259
00:13:38,322 --> 00:13:39,407
and kill him.
260
00:13:39,532 --> 00:13:41,909
(SINGING) Fate may
often treat me meanly
261
00:13:42,493 --> 00:13:46,205
But I keenly pursue
262
00:13:47,248 --> 00:13:50,876
A little mirage
in the blue
263
00:13:52,461 --> 00:13:54,088
Did you scrape him off
the cabaret floor?
264
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,757
Reynard is targeting
Hedges. Right,
265
00:13:57,049 --> 00:13:58,718
so the answer is to
hire Michael Bublé
266
00:13:58,801 --> 00:14:00,594
to kidnap me and then
use me as your bait.
267
00:14:01,262 --> 00:14:02,763
If I'm wrong,
raise your hand.
268
00:14:03,222 --> 00:14:04,181
Look, you're right.
269
00:14:04,265 --> 00:14:06,851
It was wrong grabbing you
the way that we did.
270
00:14:07,518 --> 00:14:08,894
But sooner or later
he was gonna find you.
271
00:14:09,937 --> 00:14:12,106
We need someone...
Else, Julia.
272
00:14:12,815 --> 00:14:14,191
Or we have a problem.
273
00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:16,152
Do you want
a problem with me?
274
00:14:19,113 --> 00:14:20,156
Forget it.
Great.
275
00:14:24,035 --> 00:14:25,036
(DOOR OPENS)
276
00:14:25,745 --> 00:14:28,039
I told you untying
her was a mistake.
277
00:14:28,122 --> 00:14:29,165
(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
278
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:32,168
ALICE: (WINCES) Ow!
279
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,713
What? It's starting
to burn a little.
280
00:14:37,173 --> 00:14:39,759
Take it off. No,
I can't. I need it.
281
00:14:41,469 --> 00:14:43,220
The more it burns,
the less time we have.
282
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,017
If it hurts then...
283
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:50,144
Not everything
that hurts is bad.
284
00:14:54,690 --> 00:14:56,067
I hate that all
of this is on you.
285
00:14:58,611 --> 00:15:00,321
You'd tell me if there
was something I could do?
286
00:15:02,198 --> 00:15:03,240
To shift the weight off?
287
00:15:06,952 --> 00:15:07,953
Yeah, I'd tell you.
288
00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:32,269
MARINA: (ON PHONE) Look, she's a bitch
on three wheels, probably bat shit crazy,
289
00:15:32,353 --> 00:15:35,022
but she's not wrong.
Did you find it?
290
00:15:36,690 --> 00:15:38,943
I did. And?
291
00:15:39,026 --> 00:15:40,444
Look, I know
we made a pact,
292
00:15:40,528 --> 00:15:42,696
I stick to my coast,
you stick to yours,
293
00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:44,949
but this might take
all the top hedge witches
294
00:15:45,032 --> 00:15:46,617
to coven up and
take this asshole out.
295
00:15:47,493 --> 00:15:49,120
Your coast or mine?
296
00:15:49,203 --> 00:15:50,913
I'm already on my way.
297
00:15:57,002 --> 00:15:59,088
ELIOT: So, if I'm
understanding this,
298
00:15:59,171 --> 00:16:01,382
things here grow magically.
299
00:16:01,715 --> 00:16:03,050
Until recently, yes.
300
00:16:03,551 --> 00:16:05,302
Everything always
took care of itself.
301
00:16:05,719 --> 00:16:08,055
We used to grow all the nuts
in the southern region.
302
00:16:08,139 --> 00:16:09,557
Until The Beast
drained the magic.
303
00:16:10,558 --> 00:16:13,018
Now what's required
is actual farm work,
304
00:16:13,686 --> 00:16:16,522
which no one in Fillory
knows how to do.
305
00:16:19,733 --> 00:16:21,318
Uh... (CHUCKLES)
306
00:16:21,902 --> 00:16:24,905
I think I'm getting
one of those migraines where
307
00:16:24,989 --> 00:16:26,240
everything gets all bendy.
308
00:16:27,825 --> 00:16:28,951
Please, God,
let me pass out.
309
00:16:31,328 --> 00:16:33,330
No? All right.
310
00:16:34,915 --> 00:16:35,916
Fen.
311
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:37,751
(SIGHS)
312
00:16:40,087 --> 00:16:41,088
I have a secret.
313
00:16:41,422 --> 00:16:42,965
It's fairly difficult
for me to confess.
314
00:16:43,048 --> 00:16:46,594
And it brings me nothing but
waves of aching nausea, but...
315
00:16:46,677 --> 00:16:48,012
(ELIOT INHALES DEEPLY)
316
00:16:48,971 --> 00:16:52,266
I grew up on a farm.
317
00:16:53,184 --> 00:16:54,435
That's your secret?
318
00:16:54,518 --> 00:16:56,103
I've spent years
blocking it all out.
319
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,024
The smell of wet hay.
320
00:17:00,441 --> 00:17:02,860
That feel of an udder.
321
00:17:03,694 --> 00:17:07,615
The taste of fresh...
(GAGS) Goat milk.
322
00:17:08,490 --> 00:17:12,578
And the worst humans in
the known universe, my family.
323
00:17:14,747 --> 00:17:16,749
It's coming back,
and if it all comes back
324
00:17:16,832 --> 00:17:18,500
I'm pretty sure I'll
know exactly what to do.
325
00:17:18,584 --> 00:17:21,754
That's wonderful ! (SIGHS)
On a planet with no Zoloft.
326
00:17:22,254 --> 00:17:23,923
Now you sound
like my King.
327
00:17:24,798 --> 00:17:25,925
(ELIOT CHUCKLES)
328
00:17:29,428 --> 00:17:32,306
And, so if I just needed
one little thing from you to,
329
00:17:32,389 --> 00:17:34,683
to ease my agony...
330
00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:36,602
Anything.
(CHUCKLES)
331
00:17:37,394 --> 00:17:38,437
There's my girl.
332
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,648
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
333
00:17:41,482 --> 00:17:42,483
(LOCK TURNING)
334
00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:46,445
Professor Big by was brilliant.
Impatient. Stubborn.
335
00:17:46,695 --> 00:17:47,821
And mercurial.
336
00:17:47,905 --> 00:17:49,782
And a 500-year-old pixie,
337
00:17:49,865 --> 00:17:52,826
who more-or-less saw humans
as children to be toyed with.
338
00:17:53,494 --> 00:17:54,536
If she's as good
as her word,
339
00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:56,247
and one thing she
certainly wasn't was a liar,
340
00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:58,916
then her book of battle
magic will be found here.
341
00:17:59,541 --> 00:18:01,377
In this room.
Why?
342
00:18:01,669 --> 00:18:05,589
She told me. "The battle magic will
be where the knowledge always is.
343
00:18:05,673 --> 00:18:08,968
"The day you need it, I
promise, it will be your last hope."
344
00:18:10,552 --> 00:18:13,180
Er, those are her exact
words? "Last hope"?
345
00:18:13,264 --> 00:18:14,306
Yes.
346
00:18:14,515 --> 00:18:17,268
Well, that's the name of one of the
more powerful texts on battle magic.
347
00:18:17,351 --> 00:18:19,019
The Last Hope Options.
348
00:18:19,103 --> 00:18:21,063
Yes! Of course.
(CHUCKLES)
349
00:18:21,146 --> 00:18:22,856
Pixies love
puzzles and riddles.
350
00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:24,775
Especially those that
make humans look stupid.
351
00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:27,236
She gave me the title of the
book that we're searching for,
352
00:18:27,319 --> 00:18:29,363
but I'm afraid that it
will be very hard to find.
353
00:18:30,197 --> 00:18:31,198
Let's get to it.
354
00:18:33,659 --> 00:18:34,702
Rhinemann.
355
00:18:39,623 --> 00:18:43,711
The Rhinemann Exchange.
A spy novel by Robert Ludlum.
356
00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:45,504
What's next?
357
00:18:45,713 --> 00:18:49,216
(SIGHS) "Last Hope Options"
is an anagram for?
358
00:18:52,094 --> 00:18:54,054
"Pane Hotspot Silo"?
359
00:18:58,225 --> 00:18:59,184
(SIGHS) All right.
360
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:01,478
Let's try assigning a different
number structure to the letters.
361
00:19:01,562 --> 00:19:03,397
For instance,
"A" is 11, "B" is 22,
362
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:04,898
"C" is 44 and so on.
363
00:19:05,024 --> 00:19:06,066
Okay.
(CLEARS THROAT)
364
00:19:08,235 --> 00:19:09,778
ALICE: "Tat Loosens Hippo".
365
00:19:09,862 --> 00:19:12,906
"Opine Path Stools".
366
00:19:13,073 --> 00:19:14,074
(CLAPS)
367
00:19:21,707 --> 00:19:22,833
Pixie puzzles?
368
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:25,961
Ah...
369
00:19:26,712 --> 00:19:27,880
(GROANS)
370
00:19:37,348 --> 00:19:38,349
(GRUNTS)
371
00:19:43,687 --> 00:19:44,813
Penny.
372
00:19:44,897 --> 00:19:46,315
What's... What's
happened to your hands?
373
00:19:46,398 --> 00:19:47,441
What hasn't?
374
00:19:48,192 --> 00:19:50,110
Well, tell me.
Why?
375
00:19:52,863 --> 00:19:53,947
Maybe I can help.
376
00:19:55,032 --> 00:19:56,200
MARGO: Nada.
377
00:19:56,283 --> 00:19:58,035
(SIGHS) Professor?
378
00:19:58,118 --> 00:19:59,119
I can safely say that
379
00:19:59,203 --> 00:20:01,789
none of the number codes we
came up with led to anything.
380
00:20:02,498 --> 00:20:04,583
We found about
300 anagram phrases.
381
00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:06,335
Anything promising?
382
00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:10,881
Uh... Well, uh,
"hospital nose top"
383
00:20:11,799 --> 00:20:13,801
mean anything?
What about,
384
00:20:14,635 --> 00:20:17,346
"latte shop poison"? No?
385
00:20:17,971 --> 00:20:19,640
(EXHALES) That's surprising.
386
00:20:20,641 --> 00:20:22,226
Uh... Oh, this one's good.
387
00:20:22,309 --> 00:20:24,728
This one's my favorite
because it's absurd.
388
00:20:25,521 --> 00:20:27,398
"Hotel Spa Potions."
389
00:20:27,773 --> 00:20:31,860
Wait. That's a book.
In here.
390
00:20:43,789 --> 00:20:44,790
Yes!
391
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,834
ALICE: Last Hope Options.
DEAN: Ah.
392
00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:54,591
A chapter's been ripped out.
393
00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:57,261
Wait, there's a note.
394
00:20:57,719 --> 00:20:58,804
"Hello, Henry.
395
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,390
"If you're reading
this, I was right
396
00:21:01,473 --> 00:21:03,267
"and everyone at
Brakebills was wrong.
397
00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:04,810
"How delightful.
398
00:21:05,644 --> 00:21:09,565
"It also means I'll see
you quick as 1, 2, 9,
399
00:21:09,982 --> 00:21:12,025
"where middle leads
and last is fine.
400
00:21:12,526 --> 00:21:14,611
"Summer's here
and ne'er retreats,
401
00:21:15,195 --> 00:21:17,781
"a pretty island
made of streets."
402
00:21:18,365 --> 00:21:19,741
Another riddle.
Awesome.
403
00:21:20,951 --> 00:21:23,620
Oh, well, if it's,
like, where to find her,
404
00:21:23,704 --> 00:21:25,414
"island made of streets"
is Rhode Island.
405
00:21:26,748 --> 00:21:28,792
What? Duh.
406
00:21:30,836 --> 00:21:32,880
(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
407
00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:38,719
Sorry, could you spell
your last name again?
408
00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:40,471
I would but...
409
00:21:42,806 --> 00:21:43,807
You're asleep.
410
00:21:51,899 --> 00:21:54,401
(BREATHING SHAKILY)
411
00:22:10,918 --> 00:22:12,169
You said "anything."
412
00:22:12,252 --> 00:22:14,505
But this is...
This is...
413
00:22:19,218 --> 00:22:21,094
Am I not enough for you?
414
00:22:21,386 --> 00:22:22,596
(SIGHS)
415
00:22:23,430 --> 00:22:24,473
You're great.
416
00:22:25,724 --> 00:22:28,685
For who you are.
It's just...
417
00:22:29,269 --> 00:22:31,438
I already told you,
my life was different before.
418
00:22:31,939 --> 00:22:34,691
Yeah, and I'll help
you make a new life.
419
00:22:36,944 --> 00:22:39,279
Well, this is new.
420
00:22:39,655 --> 00:22:41,573
And right inside
the lines of marriage.
421
00:22:42,282 --> 00:22:44,159
We just do what
we do in bed
422
00:22:45,118 --> 00:22:47,621
and they do
what they do.
423
00:22:48,288 --> 00:22:50,123
I only picked people
already doing each other.
424
00:22:50,207 --> 00:22:51,291
And we get to watch.
425
00:22:51,959 --> 00:22:53,043
(SIGHS)
426
00:22:55,796 --> 00:22:57,047
You guys are all
cool with this, right?
427
00:22:57,256 --> 00:22:58,382
ALL: Mmm-hmm.
428
00:22:58,465 --> 00:22:59,466
ELIOT: See?
429
00:23:01,176 --> 00:23:02,302
You're their King.
430
00:23:02,761 --> 00:23:04,930
They'll do as you wish,
no matter how...
431
00:23:05,013 --> 00:23:06,807
Fun?
Debased.
432
00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:08,308
(CHUCKLING) Debased?
433
00:23:09,351 --> 00:23:12,271
Honey-love, I've been
doing this shit since I was 12.
434
00:23:12,771 --> 00:23:14,064
Except on a computer.
435
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,733
I don't know
what that means.
436
00:23:17,192 --> 00:23:20,904
But, if it's
what you desire...
437
00:23:23,699 --> 00:23:25,242
(SIGHS)
438
00:23:26,243 --> 00:23:28,245
All right,
goodnight, everyone.
439
00:23:28,328 --> 00:23:31,123
Thanks. You all
look really good naked.
440
00:23:31,206 --> 00:23:32,207
MAN: Thank you, sire.
441
00:23:42,134 --> 00:23:46,263
Well, I guess life is about
new experiences and...
442
00:23:46,346 --> 00:23:47,889
I've never been
pussy-whipped, so.
443
00:23:54,855 --> 00:23:55,856
MARTIN: You're doomed.
444
00:23:57,774 --> 00:24:01,028
Which I might find amusing,
except it's likely to get me killed.
445
00:24:02,529 --> 00:24:03,572
And for what?
446
00:24:04,865 --> 00:24:07,284
Because no matter what,
I'm going to hold onto my...
447
00:24:07,367 --> 00:24:08,660
If you say "humanity"
you'll learn
448
00:24:08,744 --> 00:24:10,537
I can vomit nonstop
for two hours.
449
00:24:13,874 --> 00:24:15,375
(SIGHS)
450
00:24:15,459 --> 00:24:17,961
You know, I'm about to
make an enemy of a god
451
00:24:18,045 --> 00:24:20,339
who I have no quarrel with.
452
00:24:21,131 --> 00:24:22,132
And without decent bait,
453
00:24:22,215 --> 00:24:24,468
you're literally asking
me to do it blindfolded,
454
00:24:24,551 --> 00:24:26,219
shackled and
hopping on one leg.
455
00:24:28,889 --> 00:24:32,309
If I took just a smidgen
of your Shade,
456
00:24:32,392 --> 00:24:35,354
not only would
your trauma drop away,
457
00:24:36,938 --> 00:24:38,940
you'd have no issue
with using Marina.
458
00:24:39,483 --> 00:24:42,069
You'd be free of these
useless feelings
459
00:24:42,152 --> 00:24:44,237
and this idiotic
moral quagmire.
460
00:24:45,197 --> 00:24:47,407
Come near me, and
the knife won't kill you.
461
00:24:47,491 --> 00:24:49,076
'Cause you can still
live without a dick.
462
00:24:52,829 --> 00:24:54,956
(PIANO MUSIC STARTS PLAYING)
463
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,209
(SINGING) Life is
very rough and tumble...
464
00:24:57,292 --> 00:24:58,502
Or a tongue.
465
00:25:07,552 --> 00:25:09,680
MARGO: So, Rhode Island
was just beginner's luck.
466
00:25:11,431 --> 00:25:15,310
QUENTIN: Okay, uh, okay.
"Summer's here and ne'er retreats."
467
00:25:15,936 --> 00:25:19,690
So "ne'er retreats."
It's set. Summer is set.
468
00:25:20,482 --> 00:25:22,609
Summer... Summer set.
Somerset.
469
00:25:22,984 --> 00:25:25,529
"Somerset." And the numbers
could be a street address?
470
00:25:25,612 --> 00:25:26,613
Right.
471
00:25:27,572 --> 00:25:30,575
"Quick as 1, 2, 9.
Middle is first, last is fine."
472
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:33,412
219.
473
00:25:33,495 --> 00:25:35,414
So, it's 219-something
Somerset.
474
00:25:47,634 --> 00:25:49,845
Come on!
475
00:25:52,764 --> 00:25:55,475
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
476
00:25:56,059 --> 00:25:57,144
(GRUNTS)
477
00:25:59,187 --> 00:26:00,230
I think I can help.
478
00:26:01,398 --> 00:26:02,607
(SIGHS)
479
00:26:05,819 --> 00:26:06,778
Sorry, sir?
Yes?
480
00:26:06,862 --> 00:26:08,071
But we've had
a security breach.
481
00:26:18,999 --> 00:26:21,251
Marina.
Please.
482
00:26:24,254 --> 00:26:25,422
I need asylum.
483
00:26:32,345 --> 00:26:36,933
DEAN: Marina, what else
can you tell me about this...
484
00:26:37,976 --> 00:26:38,977
Situation?
485
00:26:49,196 --> 00:26:51,656
Well, for starters,
it's not a "situation."
486
00:26:52,365 --> 00:26:56,036
It's a raping, killing, omniscient
god with a pretty specific type.
487
00:26:56,536 --> 00:26:57,579
Me and mine.
488
00:26:59,039 --> 00:27:00,540
What the fuck else
do you need to know?
489
00:27:00,624 --> 00:27:03,335
I see you still don't expend
much on good manners.
490
00:27:03,418 --> 00:27:04,669
What, this is
a charm school now?
491
00:27:04,753 --> 00:27:08,381
No, but it is my school.
Not a safe house.
492
00:27:09,549 --> 00:27:11,468
I was the best student
you ever had here.
493
00:27:12,052 --> 00:27:15,472
You said that. I confused
talent with character.
494
00:27:15,889 --> 00:27:18,600
You need both to be
a true Magician, Marina.
495
00:27:19,059 --> 00:27:20,560
Kicking you out
wasn't a choice.
496
00:27:21,144 --> 00:27:23,104
I couldn't have you
infecting my students then,
497
00:27:23,188 --> 00:27:24,272
and I certainly won't now.
498
00:27:29,528 --> 00:27:30,904
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
499
00:27:33,198 --> 00:27:34,366
You fucking prick.
500
00:27:37,494 --> 00:27:38,745
Where am I supposed to go?
501
00:27:38,829 --> 00:27:39,996
You can keep
your memories.
502
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,083
I hope that whatever you've
learned here will help keep you safe.
503
00:27:43,750 --> 00:27:45,085
What I learned here
will get me killed.
504
00:27:47,379 --> 00:27:48,380
(DOOR SLAMS)
505
00:28:02,602 --> 00:28:04,896
Remember,
pixies are tricky.
506
00:28:05,605 --> 00:28:08,191
Keep all questions and
answers short, and to the point.
507
00:28:08,275 --> 00:28:09,609
You understand?
BIGBY: Henry!
508
00:28:10,277 --> 00:28:12,612
DEAN: Ah, yes.
Henry! You look awful!
509
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,282
What's happened to your eyes?
Are you blind? And your...
510
00:28:15,782 --> 00:28:17,450
Your hair! Henry,
you look ancient!
511
00:28:17,534 --> 00:28:19,244
Very nice of you
to say so, dear.
512
00:28:19,327 --> 00:28:20,579
Oh, no wonder
you sought me out.
513
00:28:20,662 --> 00:28:24,207
I mean, you've been
positively mauled by something.
514
00:28:24,291 --> 00:28:25,625
Big by, let me introduce...
515
00:28:26,459 --> 00:28:27,669
Mmm...
516
00:28:28,545 --> 00:28:29,921
(CHUCKLING)
517
00:28:30,005 --> 00:28:31,423
Some things
haven't changed.
518
00:28:31,506 --> 00:28:34,718
You still are the most
wonderful kisser.
519
00:28:35,677 --> 00:28:36,970
Do you have time to
go to bed with me?
520
00:28:37,178 --> 00:28:41,308
We are a bit on the clock,
darling. And these are my students.
521
00:28:41,850 --> 00:28:43,310
They are in need of
the Rhinemann Ultra.
522
00:28:43,435 --> 00:28:44,811
(LAUGHS) Are they now?
Oh, yes.
523
00:28:44,895 --> 00:28:46,855
Well, if the stuffed shirts
and ninny naysayers
524
00:28:46,938 --> 00:28:49,566
hadn't outlawed battle
magic 38 years ago,
525
00:28:49,649 --> 00:28:52,277
then they would have it.
Which you well know, Henry.
526
00:28:55,822 --> 00:28:57,073
You look hungry.
527
00:28:59,576 --> 00:29:01,494
QUENTIN: So, why was
battle magic outlawed?
528
00:29:01,661 --> 00:29:04,789
Ugh. Humans' least
attractive qualities.
529
00:29:06,166 --> 00:29:08,668
Panic and paranoia.
530
00:29:09,294 --> 00:29:12,255
And there were several
student deaths that semester.
531
00:29:12,339 --> 00:29:14,633
BIGBY: Far fewer
than the 1870s,
532
00:29:14,716 --> 00:29:16,885
or the 1920s,
or the '60s.
533
00:29:17,469 --> 00:29:19,930
Another human failing.
Short memory.
534
00:29:20,013 --> 00:29:21,097
Mmm.
535
00:29:22,891 --> 00:29:24,100
Hmm.
536
00:29:25,060 --> 00:29:27,520
You'd be the one
casting? Good.
537
00:29:28,229 --> 00:29:29,856
It'd burn anyone
else to a crisp.
538
00:29:31,691 --> 00:29:34,527
I can feel your power.
It's almost...
539
00:29:35,195 --> 00:29:40,116
(LAUGHS) It's almost godlike.
Did you fuck one of them?
540
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,243
I mean, they are wonderful,
aren't they?
541
00:29:42,327 --> 00:29:46,623
Or at least mine was. I
glowed for weeks. No, literally.
542
00:29:46,706 --> 00:29:48,291
I actually got mine
a little differently.
543
00:29:48,375 --> 00:29:51,336
Yes, and it's waning.
Quite quickly.
544
00:29:51,711 --> 00:29:53,797
So, Big by, if you could
just please give us the spell.
545
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,841
I don't give anything, Henry.
You of all people know that.
546
00:29:57,884 --> 00:30:01,137
So, well, convince me.
547
00:30:01,221 --> 00:30:02,389
(SIGHS)
548
00:30:04,391 --> 00:30:06,726
Where the hell
is the burned river?
549
00:30:09,729 --> 00:30:13,274
Apologies for last
night, dear wife.
550
00:30:14,025 --> 00:30:15,735
None required, My Lord.
551
00:30:17,028 --> 00:30:20,532
I will need to find some
way to blow off steam.
552
00:30:20,615 --> 00:30:23,827
Somehow, someday, but
in the meantime, I get to
553
00:30:24,536 --> 00:30:28,623
stroll the wondrous memory
fields of my agrarian childhood.
554
00:30:29,749 --> 00:30:31,376
Sprinkling shit.
555
00:30:33,503 --> 00:30:35,588
"Sprinkling shit"?
556
00:30:35,714 --> 00:30:38,341
Shoveling, mixing,
drying, hauling.
557
00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:42,470
Sorry, sprinkling
it on what?
558
00:30:43,930 --> 00:30:44,973
Crops.
559
00:30:45,724 --> 00:30:46,808
Oh...
560
00:30:48,101 --> 00:30:49,102
Fertilizer?
561
00:30:51,855 --> 00:30:54,607
Your farmers
don't fertilize?
562
00:30:59,112 --> 00:31:02,115
ALICE: So, it's the only thing we've
found that might stop The Beast.
563
00:31:02,198 --> 00:31:03,908
I mean, it was
amazing reading about
564
00:31:03,992 --> 00:31:05,535
how you used the
Rhinemann at Gettysburg
565
00:31:05,618 --> 00:31:07,120
to help win the war for
the Union. QUENTIN: Right.
566
00:31:07,203 --> 00:31:09,664
And it was you who
slipped it to Rupert Chatwin
567
00:31:09,748 --> 00:31:10,790
for the
Battle of the Bulge.
568
00:31:11,499 --> 00:31:12,876
I mean,
you changed history.
569
00:31:12,959 --> 00:31:15,045
I did. Yes.
Many times.
570
00:31:16,838 --> 00:31:20,383
Henry, is that
juniper tree still there?
571
00:31:20,467 --> 00:31:22,552
You know, the one
by the infirmary?
572
00:31:23,136 --> 00:31:27,265
Oh, yes. Oh ! It has
the softest grass.
573
00:31:27,348 --> 00:31:29,684
It feels delicious
on your ass.
574
00:31:29,768 --> 00:31:33,063
I mean, we used to sneak out at
night and, oh, for hours, we would...
575
00:31:33,146 --> 00:31:34,647
Big by. Please.
576
00:31:34,773 --> 00:31:37,275
BIGBY: Are you telling me you
don't even remember that tree?
577
00:31:37,358 --> 00:31:41,112
Of course I do, darling.
Of course. But it's private.
578
00:31:41,237 --> 00:31:42,280
(LAUGHING)
579
00:31:42,363 --> 00:31:43,782
Well, not anymore!
580
00:31:43,865 --> 00:31:46,034
Plus, these two
fuck like jackrabbits!
581
00:31:46,159 --> 00:31:48,703
I mean, you can just smell
it. (DEAN CLEARS THROAT)
582
00:31:48,787 --> 00:31:50,371
And it is delicious,
darling.
583
00:31:50,455 --> 00:31:53,208
Big by, we really are in a
time crunch. Mmm-hmm.
584
00:31:53,291 --> 00:31:54,334
There's a lot at stake.
585
00:31:54,417 --> 00:31:57,003
Which I told you would be
the case someday. Hmm?
586
00:31:57,253 --> 00:31:59,297
Well, welcome to someday.
587
00:32:01,091 --> 00:32:02,217
(SIGHS)
588
00:32:07,138 --> 00:32:08,348
(CLEARS THROAT)
589
00:32:16,314 --> 00:32:19,400
No one but you can be
within 20 feet of the blast.
590
00:32:20,860 --> 00:32:22,779
It will kill anyone,
including your Beast.
591
00:32:23,947 --> 00:32:26,908
As strong as he is,
you're stronger.
592
00:32:31,037 --> 00:32:35,542
But not for long. Hmm? So,
stop prattling and get to it!
593
00:32:40,797 --> 00:32:42,966
Boys? The shit.
594
00:32:44,843 --> 00:32:47,470
Um, sire, I do not wish
to appear ungrateful...
595
00:32:47,554 --> 00:32:49,681
You're just going to have
to trust your King on this one.
596
00:32:59,899 --> 00:33:03,862
Come on, lads,
many a farm to grace...
597
00:33:04,404 --> 00:33:07,073
With our royal dung!
598
00:33:09,450 --> 00:33:10,451
Hyah!
599
00:33:27,010 --> 00:33:28,052
Shit!
600
00:33:28,595 --> 00:33:31,973
ELECTRONIC VOICE:
The time is 10:58 p.m.
601
00:33:34,601 --> 00:33:37,437
Alice, you're
getting it. But...
602
00:33:37,562 --> 00:33:41,191
It's taking too long.
I'm not as strong as I was.
603
00:33:42,275 --> 00:33:43,359
By the time
I'm fully powered up,
604
00:33:43,443 --> 00:33:45,403
The Beast will have
eaten all of our faces off.
605
00:33:45,486 --> 00:33:48,448
DEAN: You all are going to need
something strong to hit him with.
606
00:33:49,157 --> 00:33:53,161
Big by isn't the only one who
tucked away a few secrets.
607
00:33:58,208 --> 00:33:59,375
PENNY: Ow!
608
00:33:59,459 --> 00:34:02,253
Sorry, spell says
it has to be tight.
609
00:34:03,546 --> 00:34:05,965
Do they have to be behind
me? I feel like I'm getting busted.
610
00:34:06,341 --> 00:34:08,760
You can't look at
your hands for 12 hours.
611
00:34:11,471 --> 00:34:13,973
Okay, what is that?
I can't pronounce the name.
612
00:34:15,099 --> 00:34:16,184
It's from China.
613
00:34:16,684 --> 00:34:18,895
It'll keep the
blood circulating
614
00:34:18,978 --> 00:34:21,648
but take away a lot
of the discomfort.
615
00:34:22,982 --> 00:34:24,484
Wait, that feels...
Ahh!
616
00:34:28,488 --> 00:34:30,490
Okay.
617
00:34:33,117 --> 00:34:36,120
I'm wondering if maybe you
could rub a little into my shoulder.
618
00:34:38,831 --> 00:34:39,832
Yeah, I got a cramp.
619
00:34:41,834 --> 00:34:42,877
Which one?
620
00:34:43,461 --> 00:34:44,963
Both, actually.
621
00:35:20,707 --> 00:35:21,708
I feel guilty.
622
00:35:23,876 --> 00:35:24,877
Why?
623
00:35:25,878 --> 00:35:27,088
Letting you do
all the work.
624
00:35:30,925 --> 00:35:31,926
I don't mind.
625
00:35:33,094 --> 00:35:34,095
Still.
626
00:35:34,554 --> 00:35:36,431
If there's anything I can
do for you, let me know.
627
00:35:37,390 --> 00:35:39,892
I don't think you're
in a position to do much.
628
00:35:41,686 --> 00:35:42,729
(WHISPERING) Try me.
629
00:35:44,939 --> 00:35:45,940
I might.
630
00:35:48,067 --> 00:35:49,319
After you graduate.
631
00:35:49,402 --> 00:35:50,653
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
632
00:35:54,824 --> 00:35:56,951
(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
633
00:36:01,331 --> 00:36:02,373
QUENTIN: Jules!
634
00:36:02,874 --> 00:36:04,584
Q. Hey.
Hey.
635
00:36:09,047 --> 00:36:10,089
Hey, um...
636
00:36:10,673 --> 00:36:12,967
I got your message
in my bathroom mirror.
637
00:36:13,051 --> 00:36:14,093
So freaky.
638
00:36:14,594 --> 00:36:18,348
Look, I'm not supposed to
tell you what I'm gonna tell you.
639
00:36:18,431 --> 00:36:20,016
Okay, fine. Don't.
640
00:36:20,099 --> 00:36:22,310
It's just... I have
to warn you. Uh...
641
00:36:23,686 --> 00:36:25,605
You could die if you don't
get clear of The Beast.
642
00:36:25,688 --> 00:36:27,106
You think I don't know
how dangerous he is?
643
00:36:27,190 --> 00:36:29,192
No. Not him. Us.
644
00:36:29,275 --> 00:36:30,360
We're going to kill him.
645
00:36:30,443 --> 00:36:32,737
Yeah, do what you want with
him, but not until I get Reynard.
646
00:36:32,820 --> 00:36:34,113
No, we can't wait.
647
00:36:35,740 --> 00:36:37,825
You won't.
No! Jules, we can't.
648
00:36:37,909 --> 00:36:40,578
I know that you're hurting.
I just, I...
649
00:36:40,953 --> 00:36:42,789
I need you to see that
this is bigger than you.
650
00:36:42,872 --> 00:36:44,957
The Beast, he is killing
magic everywhere.
651
00:36:45,041 --> 00:36:46,709
And Reynard is killing
people everywhere.
652
00:36:46,793 --> 00:36:48,044
You think that
that's less important?
653
00:36:48,127 --> 00:36:51,047
No, I just think that what you
want here is revenge and...
654
00:36:51,130 --> 00:36:52,215
And you don't?
655
00:36:55,676 --> 00:36:58,721
Just don't be within
20 feet of The Beast
656
00:36:58,805 --> 00:37:00,223
when we make our move, okay?
657
00:37:00,306 --> 00:37:01,349
Do it before
I get Reynard,
658
00:37:01,432 --> 00:37:03,643
you better not be
within 20 miles of me.
659
00:37:07,063 --> 00:37:09,190
I came here to warn you,
and you're threatening me.
660
00:37:14,237 --> 00:37:15,822
Look, I did what
I had to do.
661
00:37:15,905 --> 00:37:17,490
(SIGHS) Just make up
your own mind.
662
00:37:19,409 --> 00:37:20,410
There's something.
663
00:37:23,037 --> 00:37:24,288
About the castle.
664
00:37:24,914 --> 00:37:26,833
He made some kind of a
joke. He put a curse on it.
665
00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:29,001
Anyone who
assumes the throne.
666
00:37:29,502 --> 00:37:30,545
What kind of curse?
667
00:37:32,547 --> 00:37:33,548
He wouldn't say.
668
00:37:34,382 --> 00:37:35,883
But I'm pretty sure
it's no joke.
669
00:37:35,967 --> 00:37:37,135
Okay, vague.
670
00:37:39,011 --> 00:37:40,596
Mildly helpful. I guess.
671
00:37:40,847 --> 00:37:41,848
It's all I got.
672
00:37:44,517 --> 00:37:45,518
Thank you.
673
00:37:48,354 --> 00:37:49,355
Sure.
674
00:37:50,189 --> 00:37:51,190
This is...
(MOUTHING INAUDIBLY)
675
00:37:54,735 --> 00:37:55,778
I know.
676
00:37:58,865 --> 00:38:00,450
Okay, I'll see you
when I see you.
677
00:38:05,455 --> 00:38:06,456
See you.
678
00:38:09,041 --> 00:38:11,085
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
679
00:38:15,381 --> 00:38:16,382
(GASPS SOFTLY)
680
00:38:32,982 --> 00:38:34,567
(SIGHS) Wow.
681
00:38:36,402 --> 00:38:37,487
I owe you for real.
682
00:38:48,831 --> 00:38:49,832
Good.
683
00:38:50,666 --> 00:38:53,377
Alice is going to take just a
few minutes to fully power up.
684
00:38:54,212 --> 00:38:57,590
You all are going to need
something strong to hold off The Beast.
685
00:38:58,132 --> 00:38:59,175
Step one
686
00:39:00,426 --> 00:39:01,636
is for all of you
687
00:39:03,095 --> 00:39:05,848
to get very, very drunk.
688
00:39:07,433 --> 00:39:10,436
Why?
You'll see. Chug-a-lug.
689
00:39:11,103 --> 00:39:12,438
(SCREAMING)
690
00:39:12,522 --> 00:39:15,650
DEAN: As you grow, your name
will become an important part of you.
691
00:39:15,733 --> 00:39:18,945
Even the shape of the letters
will connect with your will,
692
00:39:19,028 --> 00:39:20,821
your unique abilities.
693
00:39:20,947 --> 00:39:22,949
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
694
00:39:25,618 --> 00:39:28,412
Well, I can never get
buried in a Jewish cemetery.
695
00:39:29,121 --> 00:39:30,665
ALICE: Are you even Jewish?
696
00:39:30,748 --> 00:39:32,708
No. Options.
697
00:39:32,792 --> 00:39:34,627
How much do I have
to drink so that
698
00:39:34,710 --> 00:39:36,796
I never have to hear
your voice again?
699
00:39:37,463 --> 00:39:39,799
DEAN: Good. Now,
for the painful part.
700
00:39:40,258 --> 00:39:42,468
That wasn't the
painful part? Oh, no.
701
00:39:43,511 --> 00:39:44,554
Professor Li?
702
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,644
(METAL CLANGING)
703
00:40:01,737 --> 00:40:03,948
(CREATURE SQUEALING)
704
00:40:06,325 --> 00:40:08,703
This is a cacodemon.
705
00:40:09,537 --> 00:40:11,414
Jesus. DEAN: They'll
grow much bigger.
706
00:40:11,497 --> 00:40:14,667
Unleash these and, believe me,
they'll keep The Beast plenty busy.
707
00:40:15,167 --> 00:40:16,711
Each of you will be
given a special word
708
00:40:16,794 --> 00:40:18,421
to command your
cacodemon to attack.
709
00:40:19,338 --> 00:40:21,173
They are a
one-shot weapon.
710
00:40:21,257 --> 00:40:22,883
So, pick your
moment with care.
711
00:40:23,259 --> 00:40:25,678
What are you, uh,
gonna do with it?
712
00:40:26,846 --> 00:40:29,348
Lift your shirt, Quentin,
and turn around.
713
00:40:29,557 --> 00:40:30,600
Oh!
714
00:40:30,683 --> 00:40:33,352
Those words never
led to anything good.
715
00:40:33,436 --> 00:40:35,354
Well, almost never.
716
00:40:35,980 --> 00:40:38,608
(SQUEALING)
(SCREAMING)
717
00:40:41,027 --> 00:40:42,862
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
718
00:40:51,245 --> 00:40:52,663
DEAN: Right. Next.
719
00:40:57,877 --> 00:41:00,880
Sire, it's working.
720
00:41:01,255 --> 00:41:02,465
Oh, great.
721
00:41:03,883 --> 00:41:05,384
Mmm, thank you.
Thank you, My King.
722
00:41:06,969 --> 00:41:09,722
No, no, thank the hell
that was my childhood.
723
00:41:10,514 --> 00:41:11,974
(WHOOSHING)
724
00:41:15,102 --> 00:41:17,104
Oh, well.
(CLEARS THROAT)
725
00:41:17,188 --> 00:41:18,773
Perfect timing. For once.
726
00:41:20,149 --> 00:41:21,817
(CLEARS THROAT)
727
00:41:25,404 --> 00:41:28,699
Your High King has
agricultural tales to tell.
728
00:41:29,575 --> 00:41:31,911
I give you the reign of...
729
00:41:32,745 --> 00:41:33,788
King Shit.
730
00:41:35,414 --> 00:41:37,208
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
731
00:41:38,959 --> 00:41:41,420
I figured you'd pretty much
be dead without me. So...
732
00:41:46,634 --> 00:41:47,802
MARTIN: (SINGING)
Is it an earthquake?
733
00:41:49,428 --> 00:41:51,180
Or simply a shock?
734
00:41:52,890 --> 00:41:55,017
Is it the good turtle soup
735
00:41:55,935 --> 00:41:57,770
Or merely the mock?
736
00:41:59,105 --> 00:42:00,189
Jesus Christ.
737
00:42:00,272 --> 00:42:03,025
(CONTINUES SINGING)
Is it a cocktail?
738
00:42:03,109 --> 00:42:05,403
This feeling of joy?
739
00:42:05,486 --> 00:42:06,779
He has to stop.
740
00:42:07,405 --> 00:42:09,740
Or is what I feel
741
00:42:09,824 --> 00:42:14,537
The real McCoy?
(PIANO MUSIC STARTS PLAYING)
742
00:42:14,620 --> 00:42:17,456
Ah, don't make
me wait, ladies.
743
00:42:17,540 --> 00:42:19,750
Are we three
going to kill a god?
744
00:42:20,126 --> 00:42:22,211
Yeah, for starters.
Good one.
745
00:42:22,294 --> 00:42:24,463
(CONTINUES SINGING)
Is it Granada I see?
746
00:42:24,547 --> 00:42:27,967
Or only As bury Park?
747
00:42:29,593 --> 00:42:31,804
Is it a fancy
748
00:42:32,513 --> 00:42:34,932
You lose like a glove
749
00:42:36,642 --> 00:42:39,520
Or is it at long
750
00:42:39,603 --> 00:42:42,940
Last love?
751
00:42:42,964 --> 00:42:47,964
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