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QUENTIN: Previously on
The Magicians...
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We summoned some kind of
killer mothman from another world.
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My friends, we got separated,
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and I just... I can't let them
fight The Beast on their own.
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JULIA: You want me to
come to Fillory with you?
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All right, so there might be
a solution here, a weapon.
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It sounds like if
we could find it,
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we could use it
to kill The Beast.
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Payment is due.
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Apparently, marriage
here is different.
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I can never
leave Fillory.
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I have gifted you
my bestowal.
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When you are ready to
face The Beast, imbibe it.
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We followed
all the clues.
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We thought that she was leading
us to her, we summoned her.
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You know, I actually believed
Our Lady Underground chose me.
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REYNARD: You may address me
as Reynard the Fox,
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trickster of the faithful,
the pure of heart,
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the very stupid.
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(MOANING)
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Hi, Martin.
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(CHOKING)
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(SHRIEKS)
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Wait. You know how
to deal with gods.
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You know how to
fuck up their shit.
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No.
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I wanna make a deal.
Let's.
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(PENNY GROANING AND PANTING)
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(PANTING)
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Help!
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Somebody!
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(GRUNTS)
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(GASPS)
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There has got to
be someone in this
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motherfuckin',
goddamn magical forest.
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Hungry, I assume?
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After all that
being chased?
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No, um, I'm not
being chased. Oh.
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Usually they're
being chased.
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That I know of, no.
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But you do need
some kind of help.
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Uh, it's just where I come
from, there's a legend
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about a witch with
a cottage made of candy.
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Well, the cottage
is mostly wood.
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And I'm more of a healer
and gardening enthusiast.
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Okay. I need your help.
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And you're offering...
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Offering, I'm...
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Gold is always good.
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You would be helping
the next High King of Fillory.
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Okay.
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Then my discount rate.
One vial.
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Vial of what?
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Were you dropped on your head
as a child? Your blood, dumb-dumb.
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(GASPS) Oh, there you are.
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We were so worried!
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You're a...
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God-powered.
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So it's a little hard
to kill me at the moment.
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(SCREAMING)
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Thank God.
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I mean, you know...
Thank God, Alice.
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(BOTH GASP)
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I hesitated with The Beast. I
should've... It's... It's my fault.
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No, it's not.
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No, he's right.
It's Julia's fault.
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No! Guys! She was...
She's not sane.
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You think?
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One small consolation is the
bitch is with The Beast right now,
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and I can't really
see that going her way.
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No. I... I'll explain
in a second. Um...
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Can I have my blood
back please? (CHUCKLES)
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Look, my friends. They're
fine. I don't need your...
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No.
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I took an hour
out of my night.
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You're in Fillory, Magician.
Be careful with strangers.
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We only look whimsical.
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Who was that?
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Uh, a local.
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MARGO: Okay, fuckers,
huddle up.
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A zillion bucks says The
Beast comes back any minute.
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So what's the plan?
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We lost the blade.
So we need a new something.
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Um, especially
while Alice is still...
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Juiced up? ELIOT:
We should all juice up.
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Like The Beast.
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Wellspring smoothies,
stat.
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Ahh!
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Shit.
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Look, there's the
missing piece right there.
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Oh, hey, I think I,
uh... Yeah.
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Gah !
This is going great.
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ALICE: Let me try.
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Wow, swallowin'
has its privileges.
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(CLICKING, WHIRRING)
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ALICE: Wow,
it looks like...
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ELIOT: A major
drought's hit.
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There's a bucket.
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(RUMBLING)
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Oh, shit.
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I knew The Beast came here
every day, but is it...
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But is it even
possible for him
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to drain the
Wellspring that much?
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Maybe he threw
something out of whack.
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I vote we don't touch it,
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on the grounds that
exploding Fillory wouldn't help.
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Okay. We need a new plan.
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MARGO: What plan?
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The Beast is gone, our squad
is a joke, what plan, exactly?
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We'll figure it out,
we always do.
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When it's a final
to cheat on,
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not when we're stuck
in some epic fantasy
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that likes to behead its heroes
halfway through season one.
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If we even are heroes.
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We might be comic relief.
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I thought you
threw that out.
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It's for emergencies.
Pass it around.
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Okay. No Wellspring,
no knife.
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I have no idea
what to do now.
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So we are fucked
without grease.
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That sounds like us.
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Must be a Monday.
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Onward to glory.
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(LAUGHING)
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Ah. Much better.
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JULIA: Why are,
are we...
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Oh, the food is
tremendous. Let's sit.
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Are you familiar?
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Word As Bond.
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I assume the extra bits
enchant the blade
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to kill me instantly in
the event I break it, eh?
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Okay. Here's the deal...
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You need to kill a god.
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Thrilling.
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So you need to get
near him. Tricky.
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Yes. But you can help.
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Hmm.
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His name is
Reynard the Fox.
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A trickster
of some sort, yes?
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Oh. That will
be a challenge.
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Well, you don't really
have much choice, do you?
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Oh, well aware, you
have that stylish little blade.
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I sure do.
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Yes.
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That reminds me to insist
the terms of our deal
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include said blade
reverting to me
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at the moment of
Reynard's demise.
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Agreed?
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Almost.
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First, for the duration
of our agreement,
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you do not hurt or act
against me in any way.
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Mmm, fine.
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(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
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Quentin, all of them.
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You lay a finger,
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this will put this
in the base of your skull.
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You're not
what I expected.
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Once Reynard is dead,
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I put the knife down.
Yours to take.
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MARGO: So this Reynard's
still out there?
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As far as she knows.
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Yeah, it's why she needed the
knife, and why she needs The Beast.
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ELIOT: Okay,
I get it now,
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but I also have to say
that is the dumbest thing
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she could possibly
have done.
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Like I said, she's not sane
right now. I wouldn't be.
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ELIOT: So what are
we supposed to do?
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Kill The Beast.
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He's right.
I know, it's awful.
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But she chose to
double-cross us.
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Look, I'm pissed, too, but
I would like to point out...
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Okay, we don't have to
take a vote right this second.
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Penny's right.
First things first.
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We need to make a plan
to deal with The Beast.
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Eliot! I thought
for sure you...
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Yeah. Me, too. Not yet.
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Are you...
Are you all right?
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Um, I'll get everyone
something to eat.
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That'd be amazing.
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I think I like her.
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I hope I like her.
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Um, okay. This might
be something. Um...
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(STAMMERING) So, there's
a place called the Armory.
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Weapons?
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Books.
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Uh, so,
Rupert Chatwin...
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He realizes that back home
World War ll is still raging.
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And he tells Jane and
Martin that he is going.
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He is going to go fight.
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Before he does,
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he spends all night
in the Armory, reading.
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And, you know, like, whatever
he finds, it doesn't say,
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but his next move is to petition
Ember and Umber, for strength.
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I mean, what if
he found something.
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What if he found
a spell or a piece of,
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I don't know,
Fillorian battle magic,
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that was so strong that
he couldn't do it without...
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Without juice.
Yeah.
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Because the thing is,
this is December, 1944.
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I mean, he shows up
right in the middle of the...
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ALICE:
Battle of the Bulge?
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Wait, are you saying
that Rupert's secretly...
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I'm saying... (SIGHS)
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Maybe he found something
powerful enough to help.
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...him win World War ll?
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Maybe.
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Well, then I need
the Armory. Where is it?
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Castle Whitespire.
Accessible to the King.
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Oh.
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Hey.
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And if we can
find the road,
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there's, um, a carriage that
runs in a continuous circle,
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also at the disposal
of the King. So...
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Okay. Whitespire it is.
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Come on, everybody,
grab snacks.
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Yeah. About that. My
hands are in a fucking box.
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So, Chatwin's Torrent.
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I know that one.
It's a healing river.
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PENNY: Can it
reattach hands?
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Maybe?
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I'm going. I'll catch
you on the flip.
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Wait, no. I don't think
you should be going alone.
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MARGO: I'll go.
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Um, healing water.
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We're going to battle.
I'll grab like a gallon.
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You're wiping your own ass.
So figure that out.
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Souvenir?
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Barometer.
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I thought I should pay
attention to see if it gets warm.
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(HORSE NEIGHS)
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Oh. Hey, guys.
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Hey! Over here!
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Oh, my God. Those
horses are so beautiful.
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Ah. Hey, what
are you doing?
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I just really
love horses.
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Come on.
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You have got
to be kidding me.
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I know, those
horses were so rude.
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I guess they're a tad
literal. ELIOT: Yeah.
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I'd call needing to see an
actual crown on my head
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is pretty
goddamn literal.
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Look, it's not just
about the carriage.
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They're not gonna
let us into Whitespire
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until you've been
crowned High King. So.
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So, we need
to get you crowned.
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Uh...
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Okay, yeah.
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Um, so, there's a specific
coronation place in the forest.
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There are four
kings and queens.
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Yeah, you get to
pick the other three.
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Do I get to be a king?
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Unless you want me
to pick Penny?
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(ELIOT SNICKERS)
So, okay.
254
00:13:21,889 --> 00:13:23,307
So we get to
the coronation spot
255
00:13:23,391 --> 00:13:24,976
by crossing
the Rainbow Bridge.
256
00:13:25,059 --> 00:13:28,229
"Rainbow Bridge"? Like, where
family pets go when they die?
257
00:13:28,312 --> 00:13:30,147
No, I mean,
not that I know of.
258
00:13:30,231 --> 00:13:32,858
No, it's called that because of
the flowers that are everywhere.
259
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:34,151
Oh.
260
00:13:34,235 --> 00:13:36,779
Um, but there is,
of course, no map.
261
00:13:37,905 --> 00:13:40,157
But I know Martin
found it with a spell.
262
00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:42,868
Well, we could
always just ask around.
263
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,330
Or we could
make like Martin.
264
00:14:01,846 --> 00:14:08,436
He loves me. He loves me not.
He loves me. He loves me not.
265
00:14:10,229 --> 00:14:12,231
He loves me. Let's go.
266
00:14:15,568 --> 00:14:17,486
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
267
00:14:18,863 --> 00:14:20,322
(SIZZLING)
268
00:14:20,448 --> 00:14:22,491
(MOUTHING WORDS)
269
00:14:23,909 --> 00:14:25,077
(LAUGHS)
270
00:14:26,787 --> 00:14:29,206
Uh, please know
I heard every loophole.
271
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:32,126
"Puts the knife down."
272
00:14:33,127 --> 00:14:35,629
(LAUGHING) You really think
you have a fighting chance?
273
00:14:36,047 --> 00:14:38,466
I think I'm gonna
give it my best.
274
00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:42,428
Oh, this is
going to be fun.
275
00:14:44,388 --> 00:14:47,933
Nice of Reynard to pull so
many hearts out of chests.
276
00:14:48,601 --> 00:14:50,436
It's distinctive.
277
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,148
Why do you suppose
he does that?
278
00:14:55,107 --> 00:14:56,734
He likes the taste.
279
00:14:56,859 --> 00:14:58,152
Mm.
280
00:14:59,862 --> 00:15:02,656
Brilliant,
that's a laptop.
281
00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:05,409
The things they come up with
when they don't have magic.
282
00:15:05,493 --> 00:15:06,494
JULIA: Yeah.
283
00:15:06,577 --> 00:15:08,454
Like accounts that tweet
police scanner activity.
284
00:15:08,537 --> 00:15:10,331
"Tweet"?
285
00:15:10,414 --> 00:15:12,249
Birds have
computer accounts?
286
00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:15,711
Don't worry about it.
287
00:15:15,961 --> 00:15:17,046
Mmm.
288
00:15:17,671 --> 00:15:19,423
Wait a minute.
289
00:15:19,507 --> 00:15:22,301
They found five bodies
at a house in Florida.
290
00:15:22,384 --> 00:15:23,928
Missing a couple of hearts.
291
00:15:24,136 --> 00:15:26,180
(SIRENS BLARING)
292
00:15:28,182 --> 00:15:32,937
(SIGHS) Okay. Just try to
keep people away for a minute.
293
00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:35,773
Nicely.
Mmm-hmm.
294
00:15:36,524 --> 00:15:39,485
Hey. This seat taken?
295
00:15:44,990 --> 00:15:47,701
(DOOR OPENING)
Excuse me, sir, this is...
296
00:15:47,785 --> 00:15:50,037
Won't be but a moment.
297
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:17,731
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
298
00:16:20,401 --> 00:16:22,236
He's still in
Richard's body.
299
00:16:22,319 --> 00:16:25,156
MARTIN: Richard
doesn't care, darling.
300
00:16:25,239 --> 00:16:26,407
I fucking do.
301
00:16:30,077 --> 00:16:32,663
Also, I guess
we came for not much.
302
00:16:32,746 --> 00:16:35,791
On the contrary. We've
verified what attracts Reynard.
303
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:37,710
What? Witches doing rituals?
304
00:16:37,793 --> 00:16:39,253
I mean, that's thousands
of people every day.
305
00:16:39,753 --> 00:16:42,673
Not this type of ritual.
306
00:16:45,467 --> 00:16:46,552
Come on.
307
00:16:56,270 --> 00:16:59,273
PENNY: So, what do I do?
308
00:17:00,482 --> 00:17:04,278
MARGO: Well, per the books,
you strip and jump in, I guess.
309
00:17:05,321 --> 00:17:07,031
Here, I'll help you.
310
00:17:07,114 --> 00:17:09,491
You'll need to help him
sew those back on his wrists.
311
00:17:09,575 --> 00:17:10,576
Who are you?
312
00:17:11,243 --> 00:17:15,497
I watch the river and assist
those who require its magic.
313
00:17:18,626 --> 00:17:20,461
This guy is
fuckin' weird.
314
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:29,845
MAN: Go on.
315
00:17:38,979 --> 00:17:40,481
Right. Go, go.
316
00:17:42,316 --> 00:17:43,400
(GASPS)
317
00:17:49,156 --> 00:17:51,659
You know,
you're very beautiful.
318
00:17:51,742 --> 00:17:53,369
Where're you from? Hmm?
319
00:17:53,452 --> 00:17:56,622
Earth? I love
women from Earth.
320
00:17:57,957 --> 00:17:59,875
Is it supposed
to take this long?
321
00:17:59,959 --> 00:18:01,460
MAN: No.
322
00:18:01,543 --> 00:18:03,212
He may have drowned.
323
00:18:03,295 --> 00:18:04,922
Are you kiddin'?
Why didn't you...
324
00:18:05,047 --> 00:18:06,757
(GASPS)
MAN: There we go.
325
00:18:08,801 --> 00:18:11,262
Are you sure I can't
interest you in an elixir?
326
00:18:11,345 --> 00:18:13,055
It's small-batch,
and very fresh.
327
00:18:13,138 --> 00:18:14,265
No, thank you.
328
00:18:14,348 --> 00:18:17,518
I have a tooth powder that I
think you are going to love.
329
00:18:17,601 --> 00:18:19,478
You know what?
We're kind of in a hurry.
330
00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:23,440
I understand. As you wish.
Pleasure to serve.
331
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:27,528
I think
he wants a tip.
332
00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:29,488
Twenty gold pieces
is customary.
333
00:18:29,571 --> 00:18:31,240
Okay, that sounds
like a lot.
334
00:18:31,323 --> 00:18:32,825
Well, this is
Chatwin's Torrent.
335
00:18:32,908 --> 00:18:33,951
PENNY: We don't have...
336
00:18:34,034 --> 00:18:36,453
There was nothing about
charging in the books.
337
00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:40,165
Oh, you'd rather pay in labor?
I think three to five years...
338
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:42,334
Are you fucking
kidding me?
339
00:18:42,418 --> 00:18:45,004
You said none of this
before I went in the river.
340
00:18:45,087 --> 00:18:46,297
Because I have manners.
341
00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:48,799
Are you even officially
affiliated with the Torrent?
342
00:18:48,882 --> 00:18:50,009
Penny, chill out.
343
00:18:50,092 --> 00:18:51,427
It's kind of
an amateur calling.
344
00:18:51,510 --> 00:18:53,345
PENNY: Oh, I see, yes,
yes, you're a con man.
345
00:18:53,429 --> 00:18:54,430
No. Penny...
346
00:18:54,513 --> 00:18:56,598
No! I know his type!
347
00:18:56,682 --> 00:18:58,475
I've been ripped off
plenty of times
348
00:18:58,559 --> 00:19:02,146
by smiling little snake
oil pricks like this dude.
349
00:19:02,229 --> 00:19:03,314
Yes, all right.
350
00:19:03,397 --> 00:19:06,275
Same in Detroit, same in
Mumbai, same in Fillory.
351
00:19:06,358 --> 00:19:07,609
Okay.
352
00:19:07,693 --> 00:19:09,320
Sorry, try it on
the next sap who needs
353
00:19:09,403 --> 00:19:12,573
this natural resource
on public property.
354
00:19:13,532 --> 00:19:14,867
Good luck.
355
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,995
I'm sorry.
He gets touchy.
356
00:19:18,078 --> 00:19:19,747
It's... It's not personal.
357
00:19:20,414 --> 00:19:21,915
Um...
358
00:19:21,999 --> 00:19:23,292
These are diamond.
359
00:19:23,459 --> 00:19:25,252
What the hell is diamond?
360
00:19:25,836 --> 00:19:27,046
Here.
361
00:19:27,129 --> 00:19:29,340
When you meet one scammer,
you've met 'em all. Let's go.
362
00:19:29,423 --> 00:19:30,549
Okay.
363
00:19:45,272 --> 00:19:45,314
Okay, so this net...
This net you throw.
364
00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:47,691
Okay, so this net...
This net you throw.
365
00:19:47,775 --> 00:19:49,777
What sort of a net
catches a god?
366
00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:52,821
Well, it's an obscure bit of
casting, but I assure you it works.
367
00:19:52,905 --> 00:19:55,741
We'll just have to act
fast when the time comes.
368
00:19:55,824 --> 00:19:58,202
It'll hold
for a few seconds.
369
00:19:58,619 --> 00:20:00,746
So...
(TEARING PAPER)
370
00:20:01,288 --> 00:20:03,165
I need a few items.
371
00:20:08,128 --> 00:20:10,798
Okay, it might be better for
me to go alone for some of this.
372
00:20:10,881 --> 00:20:12,508
Uh, can you drop me
at the playground?
373
00:20:13,467 --> 00:20:16,345
I like to watch the little children
play. It's perfectly innocent.
374
00:20:18,055 --> 00:20:20,057
(HUMMING)
375
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:37,282
El, we got your note!
Let's do this!
376
00:20:38,450 --> 00:20:40,327
I call High Queen.
377
00:20:40,661 --> 00:20:41,954
(CHUCKLES)
Hey, did it work?
378
00:20:42,538 --> 00:20:44,748
Perfect. Lead the way.
379
00:20:49,211 --> 00:20:50,421
(BRANCH SNAPS)
380
00:20:55,509 --> 00:20:57,845
It's fine.
They're just healing.
381
00:21:03,016 --> 00:21:05,519
(GENTLE ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
382
00:21:48,896 --> 00:21:51,607
ELIOT: Do you think
he's sleeping? Or dead?
383
00:21:51,732 --> 00:21:53,025
I don't know. Should
we just go into the trunk?
384
00:21:53,108 --> 00:21:54,485
Oh, pussies.
385
00:21:56,570 --> 00:21:57,779
MARGO: He looks dead.
386
00:21:57,863 --> 00:21:59,323
QUENTIN: I guess we're late.
387
00:21:59,406 --> 00:22:00,616
(COUGHING)
388
00:22:05,746 --> 00:22:07,748
Oh, dear.
389
00:22:10,167 --> 00:22:12,753
Oh, dear.
390
00:22:12,961 --> 00:22:15,756
(GRUNTING)
391
00:22:19,635 --> 00:22:23,305
I am the
Knight of Crowns.
392
00:22:23,388 --> 00:22:28,685
My apologies, I seem to have died
waiting for you aspirants to come.
393
00:22:30,437 --> 00:22:32,439
(STAMMERING)
You are aspirants?
394
00:22:34,441 --> 00:22:35,776
(CLEARS THROAT)
395
00:22:35,859 --> 00:22:39,696
I'm the High King of Fillory.
I took a blood test.
396
00:22:39,988 --> 00:22:42,783
Excellent. Excellent.
It's an honor.
397
00:22:44,743 --> 00:22:46,662
Can we have
the crowns please?
398
00:22:46,745 --> 00:22:48,914
Certainly.
Honored to oblige.
399
00:22:48,997 --> 00:22:51,083
Just as soon
as you pass the test.
400
00:22:52,584 --> 00:22:54,253
(SIGHS) Of course
there's a test.
401
00:22:55,045 --> 00:22:56,505
As you know,
402
00:22:56,588 --> 00:23:01,260
only a Child of Earth can
wear the crown of the High King.
403
00:23:02,219 --> 00:23:04,054
I will ask you
a series of questions,
404
00:23:04,137 --> 00:23:06,932
designed to root out
all pretenders to the throne.
405
00:23:07,015 --> 00:23:11,228
Only a true High King will
hold the answers in his heart.
406
00:23:11,562 --> 00:23:13,146
(SIGHING)
407
00:23:14,815 --> 00:23:15,983
Come at me.
408
00:23:18,068 --> 00:23:23,991
What popular American television
program stars actor Tim Daly?
409
00:23:25,242 --> 00:23:26,243
What the fuck?
410
00:23:26,660 --> 00:23:28,370
He was on
a lot of TV shows.
411
00:23:28,453 --> 00:23:30,080
There is only
one correct answer.
412
00:23:30,163 --> 00:23:31,790
Okay, give me
the next question.
413
00:23:31,873 --> 00:23:34,918
This hit single
is performed
414
00:23:35,002 --> 00:23:38,213
by offspring of
famous entertainers.
415
00:23:38,463 --> 00:23:40,966
Dude, that is
crazy vague.
416
00:23:41,049 --> 00:23:43,427
You will receive
a single hint.
417
00:23:43,510 --> 00:23:46,096
Your hint is, "Beach Boys."
418
00:23:46,179 --> 00:23:48,181
BOTH: Hold On
by Wilson Phillips.
419
00:23:49,766 --> 00:23:51,226
That song is my jam.
420
00:23:51,310 --> 00:23:53,937
Wait, all these questions
are from the '90s.
421
00:23:54,021 --> 00:23:56,940
(STAMMERING) It's not the
1990s on Earth right now?
422
00:23:57,024 --> 00:24:00,277
No, it, it's 2017.
And it's Wings.
423
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:02,613
The Tim Daly show
was Wings.
424
00:24:02,696 --> 00:24:03,947
Of course you know that.
425
00:24:04,031 --> 00:24:05,949
ELIOT: Okay, '90s?
426
00:24:07,242 --> 00:24:09,536
Ask me something
about Patrick Swayze.
427
00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:11,913
You know of Swayze?
428
00:24:13,999 --> 00:24:15,000
Oh, jeez.
429
00:24:20,297 --> 00:24:21,298
(CLEARING THROAT)
430
00:24:22,966 --> 00:24:23,967
(SIGHS)
431
00:24:24,051 --> 00:24:25,969
"Sorry about the
disruption, folks,
432
00:24:26,053 --> 00:24:28,180
"but I always do the
last dance of the season.
433
00:24:28,930 --> 00:24:30,724
"This year somebody
told me not to.
434
00:24:30,807 --> 00:24:33,727
"So I'm gonna do my kind of
dancin' with a great partner,
435
00:24:34,394 --> 00:24:36,021
"who's not only
a terrific dancer.
436
00:24:37,105 --> 00:24:39,608
"Somebody who's taught me
437
00:24:39,691 --> 00:24:40,984
"that there are
people out there
438
00:24:41,068 --> 00:24:42,861
"willing to stand up
for other people,
439
00:24:43,487 --> 00:24:44,988
"no matter what
it costs them.
440
00:24:45,572 --> 00:24:51,662
"Somebody who's taught me
about the kind of person I wanna be.
441
00:24:53,413 --> 00:24:54,998
"Miss Frances Houseman."
442
00:24:55,415 --> 00:24:57,000
Oh...
443
00:24:57,709 --> 00:24:59,419
Your Majesty.
444
00:24:59,503 --> 00:25:04,257
The crowns of Fillory
are yours.
445
00:25:06,677 --> 00:25:07,678
(LATCH OPENING)
446
00:25:19,690 --> 00:25:21,525
So, I guess
we just put 'em on?
447
00:25:21,608 --> 00:25:22,859
No! God ! Stop!
448
00:25:24,653 --> 00:25:27,364
(STUTTERING) I mean, I just
think we should do a ceremony.
449
00:25:27,447 --> 00:25:29,157
This is only
gonna happen once.
450
00:25:29,241 --> 00:25:31,952
We are becoming
kings and queens.
451
00:25:33,537 --> 00:25:36,331
So it's important
and we should honor it.
452
00:25:37,165 --> 00:25:38,166
Just, give me that.
453
00:25:41,378 --> 00:25:44,005
Kneel, Eliot Waugh.
454
00:25:44,548 --> 00:25:47,467
Would you just do it? It's
gonna be quick, I promise.
455
00:25:53,849 --> 00:25:56,476
So, destiny is...
It's bullshit.
456
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,688
But you are a High King
in your blood,
457
00:25:59,771 --> 00:26:01,898
and somehow that
makes sense. You know?
458
00:26:01,982 --> 00:26:03,024
And I just...
459
00:26:03,108 --> 00:26:05,235
For what it's worth, I think
that you are going to be
460
00:26:05,318 --> 00:26:06,862
a really good king.
461
00:26:07,821 --> 00:26:09,197
Um...
462
00:26:09,281 --> 00:26:11,658
So, um, I dub thee...
463
00:26:12,617 --> 00:26:14,286
Um...
464
00:26:14,369 --> 00:26:16,913
I don't know, would you say
you're, like, more brave or merciful?
465
00:26:16,997 --> 00:26:18,457
I'd say I'm neither.
466
00:26:18,540 --> 00:26:19,916
(INHALES DEEPLY)
467
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,794
But I still plan to be
a spectacular monarch.
468
00:26:23,503 --> 00:26:30,218
I hereby dub thee High
King Eliot the Spectacular.
469
00:26:31,052 --> 00:26:32,137
(INHALES SHARPLY)
470
00:26:34,806 --> 00:26:36,516
Wow. (SIGHS)
471
00:26:39,060 --> 00:26:41,021
This feels as natural
as underwear.
472
00:26:46,026 --> 00:26:47,402
Thank you.
473
00:26:48,987 --> 00:26:51,406
By the power
vested in me by...
474
00:26:51,490 --> 00:26:52,449
(SIGHS)
475
00:26:52,532 --> 00:26:53,867
I have no idea...
476
00:26:53,950 --> 00:26:55,285
(CHUCKLING)
477
00:26:55,368 --> 00:27:00,707
I do hereby crown you
High Queen Margo,
478
00:27:02,501 --> 00:27:03,585
the Destroyer.
479
00:27:03,668 --> 00:27:05,504
I mean that in
the best possible sense.
480
00:27:06,004 --> 00:27:07,130
(SIGHS)
481
00:27:07,214 --> 00:27:09,883
All hail.
Everyone, clap.
482
00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:20,185
I have known what you truly
are since the day we met.
483
00:27:21,144 --> 00:27:23,730
Long may you reign.
484
00:27:33,156 --> 00:27:37,410
I feel it's incumbent
upon me to
485
00:27:37,494 --> 00:27:39,746
promise never again
to betray you like I did.
486
00:27:40,664 --> 00:27:44,709
I really, really am sorry.
487
00:27:44,793 --> 00:27:48,213
I have some character
defects. I'm workin' on it.
488
00:27:49,756 --> 00:27:51,007
Honestly.
489
00:27:58,598 --> 00:28:00,433
I'm working on some, too.
490
00:28:01,601 --> 00:28:03,854
Well, on that note,
491
00:28:03,937 --> 00:28:05,105
I crown you
492
00:28:05,188 --> 00:28:08,316
Queen Alice the Wise.
493
00:28:09,985 --> 00:28:11,444
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
494
00:28:19,369 --> 00:28:21,538
No, wait.
495
00:28:21,621 --> 00:28:23,874
Since we're cleaning
slates and shit.
496
00:28:23,957 --> 00:28:25,500
Give me.
497
00:28:27,794 --> 00:28:28,795
Q.
498
00:28:31,590 --> 00:28:32,841
(SIGHS)
499
00:28:33,466 --> 00:28:35,719
I could start by
saying something cruel
500
00:28:35,802 --> 00:28:37,846
yet totally hilarious
about you.
501
00:28:38,346 --> 00:28:41,224
Let's be real,
you're an easy target.
502
00:28:43,101 --> 00:28:47,355
But that's... That's because
you're honest about what you love,
503
00:28:48,356 --> 00:28:51,860
and underneath it all,
that's inspiring.
504
00:28:54,946 --> 00:28:56,948
And I'm sorry, too.
505
00:28:57,032 --> 00:29:00,994
Not about the sex, I don't
even really remember it.
506
00:29:01,286 --> 00:29:04,789
But mostly my part in fucking up
something that was good for you.
507
00:29:04,873 --> 00:29:08,335
Thanks, I think I fucked
it up just fine myself.
508
00:29:08,418 --> 00:29:10,211
Now that we're ruling
a kingdom together,
509
00:29:10,295 --> 00:29:12,005
I hope we can be
whatever we were again.
510
00:29:13,048 --> 00:29:15,425
I guess you would
call that friends.
511
00:29:15,508 --> 00:29:17,218
Let's go with that.
512
00:29:17,761 --> 00:29:20,055
I hereby crown you
513
00:29:20,138 --> 00:29:24,100
King Quentin the Moderately
Socially Maladjusted.
514
00:29:26,686 --> 00:29:27,854
Scrunch down.
515
00:29:28,313 --> 00:29:30,065
Yeah.
(CLEARS THROAT, SNIFFLES)
516
00:29:40,450 --> 00:29:42,619
Royalty, bitches.
517
00:29:54,673 --> 00:29:55,757
Okay.
518
00:30:01,888 --> 00:30:03,139
Shit.
519
00:30:03,723 --> 00:30:05,016
(GRUNTS)
520
00:30:07,477 --> 00:30:09,187
Hey, everything okay?
521
00:30:09,270 --> 00:30:10,397
I'm going back
to the Torrent.
522
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,273
You think that guy
did something to you?
523
00:30:12,357 --> 00:30:13,566
'Cause you were
a raging douche?
524
00:30:14,526 --> 00:30:18,613
I'll sweet talk him, get him to fix
my hands, and I'll head to the castle.
525
00:30:18,697 --> 00:30:19,948
Everything's under control.
526
00:30:34,587 --> 00:30:35,964
Alice?
527
00:30:39,884 --> 00:30:41,511
Apology accepted.
528
00:30:42,971 --> 00:30:46,016
That was you apologizing
for what you did?
529
00:30:47,434 --> 00:30:48,601
I just...
530
00:30:49,352 --> 00:30:52,147
If we survive this, I hope
we can be friends still.
531
00:30:55,775 --> 00:30:57,902
Look, I know
it might sound stupid,
532
00:31:00,238 --> 00:31:04,117
but that's what I'm mad at you
for, and not the cheating part.
533
00:31:05,493 --> 00:31:08,830
The part where what you
did made me lose you.
534
00:31:11,082 --> 00:31:13,043
And you were a big part
of my life, Quentin.
535
00:31:13,126 --> 00:31:14,919
You can never
lose me, Alice.
536
00:31:15,503 --> 00:31:16,588
(SCOFFS)
537
00:31:17,297 --> 00:31:18,882
I mean, you can avoid me,
and you can hate me and...
538
00:31:18,965 --> 00:31:20,258
I don't hate you.
539
00:31:20,341 --> 00:31:21,509
(SCOFFS)
540
00:31:21,593 --> 00:31:25,096
Well, you can't
lose me. Sorry.
541
00:31:30,310 --> 00:31:32,187
I can't stop thinking.
542
00:31:35,065 --> 00:31:37,942
We're gonna find
this epic spell, great.
543
00:31:38,693 --> 00:31:42,238
But I'm afraid
I'm just gonna
544
00:31:42,322 --> 00:31:44,032
freeze again when The
Beast is in front of me.
545
00:31:44,115 --> 00:31:46,743
You're thinking
about it wrong.
546
00:31:46,826 --> 00:31:48,495
Cool under pressure
is not a talent.
547
00:31:48,578 --> 00:31:50,497
It's a skill,
and you need to practice.
548
00:31:52,499 --> 00:31:54,334
(SIGHS) Come on.
549
00:31:55,418 --> 00:31:56,920
We stood on a roof
together during the Trials
550
00:31:57,003 --> 00:31:58,254
and you told me
that you were afraid
551
00:31:58,338 --> 00:31:59,923
to see what you were
really capable of.
552
00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:03,343
(QUENTIN CHUCKLES)
553
00:32:04,177 --> 00:32:07,680
That was then. So let's
see what you can do now.
554
00:32:08,556 --> 00:32:10,600
I'm not sure
it'll help.
555
00:32:10,683 --> 00:32:11,935
Then do it for me, hell.
556
00:32:12,018 --> 00:32:15,897
I'm not gonna lie. I... I'm
dying to see what you can do.
557
00:32:19,025 --> 00:32:20,652
I'm not a Naturalist.
558
00:32:20,735 --> 00:32:23,530
You know the spell, we all do.
We just sucked at it.
559
00:32:28,660 --> 00:32:30,078
Let's see what
you can do now.
560
00:32:40,130 --> 00:32:42,590
(BREATHING SHAKILY)
561
00:32:44,425 --> 00:32:46,719
ALICE: It feels...
562
00:32:48,638 --> 00:32:50,390
It's just like breathing.
563
00:32:52,684 --> 00:32:55,937
See? Nice.
564
00:33:04,737 --> 00:33:07,157
(WOOD CREAKING,
LEAVES RUSTLING)
565
00:33:21,045 --> 00:33:22,338
(EXHALES)
566
00:33:23,214 --> 00:33:25,091
So how do you feel now?
567
00:33:34,350 --> 00:33:37,353
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
568
00:33:42,984 --> 00:33:44,611
We're not getting
back together.
569
00:33:45,111 --> 00:33:46,404
Okay.
570
00:34:01,294 --> 00:34:02,962
I've been wondering
something.
571
00:34:04,130 --> 00:34:06,257
Why didn't Reynard
kill you with your friends?
572
00:34:06,341 --> 00:34:08,134
Why were you spared?
573
00:34:18,895 --> 00:34:21,022
You weren't spared.
Were you?
574
00:34:21,105 --> 00:34:22,857
Look, let's not
go there, okay?
575
00:34:22,941 --> 00:34:25,193
You know,
when I was a boy,
576
00:34:25,276 --> 00:34:27,362
a man who was meant
to care for me
577
00:34:27,445 --> 00:34:30,740
bent me over his desk
and had me over and over,
578
00:34:30,823 --> 00:34:33,284
every time I was
alone with him.
579
00:34:33,368 --> 00:34:36,079
It helped me
understand a truth.
580
00:34:36,162 --> 00:34:39,624
You're powerful
or you're weak.
581
00:34:39,707 --> 00:34:41,834
If you're powerful,
you will survive.
582
00:34:43,628 --> 00:34:46,256
So, what? You're
suggesting I just get over it?
583
00:34:46,339 --> 00:34:47,840
Actually, yes.
584
00:34:51,219 --> 00:34:53,680
How? Mutate?
585
00:34:54,847 --> 00:34:57,767
Take over a world? Kill a
bunch of grad students 39 times?
586
00:34:57,850 --> 00:34:59,352
(LAUGHING)
587
00:35:00,353 --> 00:35:02,105
You see, what you feel,
588
00:35:02,188 --> 00:35:04,190
the haunted look
in your eyes,
589
00:35:04,274 --> 00:35:05,858
doesn't come from nowhere.
590
00:35:08,945 --> 00:35:10,488
Then where does
it come from?
591
00:35:11,197 --> 00:35:15,201
In the center of your being,
there's a tiny beating heart.
592
00:35:17,370 --> 00:35:18,955
What, you mean
like my soul?
593
00:35:19,038 --> 00:35:21,708
Part of it, yes.
The slimmest part.
594
00:35:21,791 --> 00:35:23,459
But it holds
specific power.
595
00:35:25,044 --> 00:35:27,046
It's called a Shade.
596
00:35:27,547 --> 00:35:29,799
Shade.
Yeah.
597
00:35:29,882 --> 00:35:31,926
It's what makes you feel
598
00:35:32,010 --> 00:35:34,137
the pain will burn you
till there's nothing.
599
00:35:35,972 --> 00:35:38,683
And, yes, it's also
there for love,
600
00:35:38,766 --> 00:35:40,059
but let's be frank,
darling,
601
00:35:40,143 --> 00:35:41,936
you're more likely to
throw yourself off a bridge
602
00:35:42,020 --> 00:35:43,896
than ever love again.
603
00:35:46,774 --> 00:35:48,443
I felt that way.
604
00:35:49,694 --> 00:35:53,364
And I knew it crippled me
when I needed to be strong.
605
00:35:53,448 --> 00:35:55,074
As you do now.
606
00:36:02,540 --> 00:36:04,500
You know... (SIGHS)
607
00:36:07,879 --> 00:36:11,090
I don't care for
people, as a rule.
608
00:36:17,764 --> 00:36:19,140
But I like you.
609
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:21,726
You have promise.
610
00:36:21,809 --> 00:36:25,480
With the right control,
you would be formidable.
611
00:36:26,564 --> 00:36:29,400
Even a worthy collaborator.
612
00:36:31,110 --> 00:36:33,863
I have plans. You
could be part of them.
613
00:36:36,949 --> 00:36:37,950
If?
614
00:36:38,034 --> 00:36:41,746
Do what I did.
Sever your Shade.
615
00:36:42,497 --> 00:36:43,790
Sever.
Mmm.
616
00:36:43,873 --> 00:36:47,043
It's not hard.
You'll feel better.
617
00:36:48,544 --> 00:36:52,507
You'll feel happy.
I can show you how.
618
00:36:55,635 --> 00:36:57,136
No, thank you.
619
00:36:58,763 --> 00:37:01,766
Do let me know
if you change your mind.
620
00:37:07,939 --> 00:37:10,066
(HUMMING)
621
00:37:11,067 --> 00:37:12,193
(SIGHS)
622
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,524
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
623
00:37:53,234 --> 00:37:54,569
Eliot!
624
00:37:55,486 --> 00:37:57,822
The crown suits you.
Of course. (CHUCKLES)
625
00:37:57,905 --> 00:37:58,948
Who are all
these people?
626
00:37:59,031 --> 00:37:59,991
The Pickwick family.
627
00:38:00,074 --> 00:38:02,493
They'd been running things
till Children of Earth came.
628
00:38:02,577 --> 00:38:03,703
ELIOT: Oh.
629
00:38:05,830 --> 00:38:06,956
Your Highness.
630
00:38:07,039 --> 00:38:09,709
Tick Pickwick of the Northern
Marsh Pickwicks, at your service.
631
00:38:09,792 --> 00:38:12,253
The rest of the King's
Council will arrive shortly.
632
00:38:12,336 --> 00:38:13,337
Great.
633
00:38:13,421 --> 00:38:17,300
So glad you're here.
There are a few problems.
634
00:38:17,633 --> 00:38:21,053
Uh, several problems that could
use your immediate attention.
635
00:38:21,137 --> 00:38:23,181
Ah, um, okay. Great. We
should probably get started.
636
00:38:23,264 --> 00:38:25,475
First, your Throne Room.
637
00:38:25,558 --> 00:38:28,227
I'm afraid it's been locked a long
time. We're looking for the key.
638
00:38:28,311 --> 00:38:30,813
That's fine. Uh, take me
straight to the Armory.
639
00:38:34,650 --> 00:38:36,486
(MARTIN LAUGHING)
640
00:38:39,405 --> 00:38:41,449
(LAUGHTER CONTINUES
IN DISTANCE)
641
00:38:42,575 --> 00:38:44,285
(DISTORTED LAUGHTER
AND VOICES)
642
00:38:44,410 --> 00:38:45,411
(GASPS)
643
00:38:53,878 --> 00:38:55,129
(SIGHS)
644
00:39:08,726 --> 00:39:11,437
The Armory,
Your Highnesses.
645
00:39:13,606 --> 00:39:15,566
Well, this is
underwhelming.
646
00:39:15,650 --> 00:39:17,610
It's supposed to
be full of books.
647
00:39:21,531 --> 00:39:25,243
Strategies for Trapping
Tomato-Eating Garden Fairies.
648
00:39:25,326 --> 00:39:26,827
Yeah, no.
649
00:39:27,453 --> 00:39:29,038
Someone took all
the battle magic.
650
00:39:29,121 --> 00:39:31,707
It's not like The Beast is
coming to find us any second.
651
00:39:31,791 --> 00:39:33,543
ALICE: Wait,
this is something.
652
00:39:34,001 --> 00:39:37,046
It's a workbook on
spells. Serious ones.
653
00:39:37,129 --> 00:39:40,633
Looks like battle magic. But
the actual spells aren't here.
654
00:39:41,133 --> 00:39:44,470
Hmm. Like notes on cake,
but no actual recipes.
655
00:39:44,554 --> 00:39:46,389
It's helpful.
656
00:39:46,472 --> 00:39:48,266
Who wrote it?
657
00:39:48,349 --> 00:39:49,934
Oh, my God.
658
00:39:50,017 --> 00:39:51,227
ELIOT: What?
659
00:39:51,310 --> 00:39:53,604
I know where
we need to go.
660
00:39:55,731 --> 00:39:57,108
Brakebills?
661
00:40:02,154 --> 00:40:05,116
Hello? Mister, uh...
662
00:40:05,283 --> 00:40:06,492
Mister...
663
00:40:06,576 --> 00:40:07,827
(GRUNTS)
664
00:40:09,954 --> 00:40:10,997
Fuck!
665
00:40:13,249 --> 00:40:14,542
Can I help you?
666
00:40:16,085 --> 00:40:17,962
Hell, yes, you can.
These don't work.
667
00:40:18,045 --> 00:40:19,714
Oh, by all means,
request a refund.
668
00:40:19,797 --> 00:40:21,799
Very funny.
You did this on purpose.
669
00:40:21,882 --> 00:40:24,760
Did what? Help an
ungrateful Child of Earth?
670
00:40:24,844 --> 00:40:26,387
Look, I'll pay you
whatever you want. Okay?
671
00:40:26,470 --> 00:40:27,555
I'm serious, okay?
672
00:40:27,638 --> 00:40:28,806
I am friends with
the kings and queens.
673
00:40:28,889 --> 00:40:30,808
You wanna be a duke,
great, I got you. I...
674
00:40:30,891 --> 00:40:33,311
Actions have
consequences, Penny.
675
00:40:33,394 --> 00:40:36,188
Even glib words
spoken in casual arrogance.
676
00:40:36,272 --> 00:40:38,232
It's past time you learned.
677
00:40:38,316 --> 00:40:40,443
Especially, given the
position you will occupy soon.
678
00:40:40,526 --> 00:40:41,777
What position?
679
00:40:41,861 --> 00:40:43,529
You know what?
I've done you a service.
680
00:40:43,613 --> 00:40:48,117
No, no, look!
Hey! I'm sorry. Okay?
681
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,495
Please fix my hands.
682
00:40:51,579 --> 00:40:54,707
Let's see, how do I put this in
a way that you will understand?
683
00:40:54,832 --> 00:40:58,294
Ah. Go fuck yourself.
684
00:40:58,377 --> 00:41:00,046
No, wait!
685
00:41:02,214 --> 00:41:03,382
Fuck!
686
00:41:07,303 --> 00:41:08,721
Hang on to this
while I'm gone?
687
00:41:10,222 --> 00:41:11,349
Oh.
688
00:41:13,059 --> 00:41:14,644
You guys all packed?
689
00:41:14,727 --> 00:41:15,770
Yeah.
690
00:41:18,314 --> 00:41:21,317
El, thank you.
691
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:22,485
ELIOT: For what?
(CLEARS THROAT)
692
00:41:22,568 --> 00:41:26,072
For taking one for the team to
the tune of the rest of my life?
693
00:41:27,615 --> 00:41:28,783
(SIGHS)
694
00:41:28,866 --> 00:41:31,994
I'm trying to see this
ruling thing as an adventure.
695
00:41:33,162 --> 00:41:35,873
Apparently, we have enemies
to the north and south,
696
00:41:35,956 --> 00:41:38,626
plus broken infrastructure,
697
00:41:38,709 --> 00:41:40,961
and huge magic issues
thanks to The Beast
698
00:41:41,045 --> 00:41:42,922
and his Wellspring addiction.
699
00:41:43,005 --> 00:41:45,591
And do you know they don't
know what champagne is here?
700
00:41:47,468 --> 00:41:49,345
I plan on inventing it.
701
00:41:49,428 --> 00:41:52,807
I'd like to be known
as the "Champagne King."
702
00:41:54,850 --> 00:41:56,185
It has a ring to it.
703
00:41:56,268 --> 00:41:57,436
Right?
Mmm-hmm.
704
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,980
I'm really looking forward
to drinking socially.
705
00:42:00,523 --> 00:42:01,774
Like the French.
706
00:42:07,780 --> 00:42:11,158
So, uh, in the books,
707
00:42:11,242 --> 00:42:15,496
time doesn't exactly run the
same speed on Earth as in Fillory.
708
00:42:17,790 --> 00:42:19,208
I mean, look,
sometimes it got screwy
709
00:42:19,291 --> 00:42:21,627
when Jane and Martin
would go back and forth.
710
00:42:22,128 --> 00:42:24,130
But not always.
711
00:42:26,590 --> 00:42:28,467
It's gonna be fine, El.
712
00:42:30,428 --> 00:42:33,305
Yeah. Yeah.
713
00:42:33,389 --> 00:42:38,853
Or I'll just live out my days
waiting for my friends to return,
714
00:42:38,936 --> 00:42:40,771
and die alone.
715
00:42:46,819 --> 00:42:49,947
You know, it's considered
extremely disrespectful
716
00:42:50,030 --> 00:42:52,158
to touch a king
without permission.
717
00:42:55,327 --> 00:43:01,375
But, um, I think you should
probably hug me right now.
718
00:43:06,922 --> 00:43:09,341
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
719
00:43:11,802 --> 00:43:15,848
It'll also be okay if you just
gave my ass, like, a little squeeze.
720
00:43:15,973 --> 00:43:17,600
(CHUCKLING)
721
00:43:18,976 --> 00:43:23,314
MARTIN: Feel free to
double-check this before I get started.
722
00:43:23,397 --> 00:43:24,565
Julia?
723
00:43:37,244 --> 00:43:41,499
Why do you want to
help me with my Shade?
724
00:43:43,209 --> 00:43:46,837
Without your Shade you'd
see a lot of things differently.
725
00:43:49,381 --> 00:43:51,467
You'd be able
to live, Julia.
726
00:43:53,052 --> 00:43:55,971
Come here.
Let me show you.
727
00:44:04,063 --> 00:44:07,399
(MURMURING INDISTINCTLY)
728
00:44:13,989 --> 00:44:15,282
(SQUELCHING)
729
00:44:16,075 --> 00:44:17,409
(GASPS)
730
00:44:21,539 --> 00:44:22,998
(EXHALES)
731
00:44:26,085 --> 00:44:27,628
(EXHALES)
732
00:44:29,255 --> 00:44:30,548
We're there.
733
00:44:30,631 --> 00:44:31,841
Put it back.
734
00:44:31,924 --> 00:44:33,801
It's okay.
It's okay.
735
00:44:34,802 --> 00:44:36,011
I need it.
736
00:44:38,430 --> 00:44:39,974
Put it back now, Martin.
737
00:44:42,726 --> 00:44:44,937
Suit yourself.
738
00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:46,230
(GRUNTS)
739
00:44:47,690 --> 00:44:48,983
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
740
00:44:49,066 --> 00:44:50,442
(SIGHS)
741
00:45:04,498 --> 00:45:07,751
I understand
why you're afraid.
742
00:45:07,835 --> 00:45:09,920
You don't want
to lose yourself.
743
00:45:10,004 --> 00:45:12,339
But hear me on this.
744
00:45:12,423 --> 00:45:14,091
Martyring yourself
to your pain
745
00:45:14,174 --> 00:45:15,551
isn't all it's
advertised to be.
746
00:45:15,634 --> 00:45:17,303
It'll destroy you.
747
00:45:18,804 --> 00:45:20,806
There's no glory in that.
748
00:45:22,057 --> 00:45:24,518
You might get Reynard. Yes.
749
00:45:26,228 --> 00:45:27,980
But he'll still win.
750
00:45:28,898 --> 00:45:30,900
Anyways.
751
00:45:31,567 --> 00:45:33,152
(BREATHING SHAKILY)
752
00:45:41,911 --> 00:45:43,954
(SOBBING SOFTLY)
753
00:45:43,978 --> 00:45:48,978
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