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Alright, what's next? Ah! History paper.
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I'm going to help you with that later.
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Spanish project.
Did you get an extension?
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-Sorry, what?
-Oh, boy.
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Spooner, you're gonna have to help him
with his Spanish project.
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Also, you have a stats final on Monday.
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-JD.
-Pig Tits.
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-Fuck you, bro.
-JD is going to help you
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with your stats final.
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Alright. I gotta get going.
Just keep working.
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-Thank you, Rooster.
-See ya, Grg.
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-See ya.
-I believe in you!
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-Guys wanna take a weed break?
-Way ahead of you.
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Hey, boys.
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-Thanks for helping Tommy.
-Hey.
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Now, sit your asses down
and get back to work,
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or I'm gonna fucking kill you.
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-Mom!
-Tommy was a 14-pound baby.
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He ripped me open
from my vagina to my rectum.
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And I didn't go through all that
to have him flunk out.
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-Yes, ma'am.
-Yes, yeah.
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Great. Love you, Peanut.
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Love you.
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What the fuck was that?
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Did you actually rip her vagina?
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Shut up.
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Okay, guys, I know that we had
a slideshow today,
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but it's really hard to teach
when you're making out like that.
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I'm not responsible for what
happens when the lights go out.
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I think you are, George.
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-Sure. Later, love.
-Hey!
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Hey!
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Are you ready to feel better?
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-Fuckin'-A right, I am.
-Alright.
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This is day one of me
getting my life back.
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The bikes are pretty far away.
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I think you might have
put that on a little too early.
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I don't care.
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You should put yours on, too,
so I don't feel stupid.
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-Let's roll.
-Let's do it.
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-Hey, how you doing?
-Hey, what's up?
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Woo-hoo!
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Whoa!
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Okay, I have to tell you something.
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It's been a really hard decision,
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but I am declining the job
offer from Biotecha.
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I'm gonna stay here with Archie, instead.
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Oh. I gotta process that.
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Did she tell you?
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Is that not the dumbest thing you ever
heard your whole life?
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I am processing.
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Alright.
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Process away, Walter. Oh!
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Gotta say, I am loving our new vests.
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I mean, rubber sportswear
has always really suited me.
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I'm ready.
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Here we go, yes!
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I support you.
You should do whatever is right for you.
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-Thank you.
-No. The fuck?
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Relax, I'm not done.
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You just gotta make sure
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Archie's making the same commitment to you
that you're making to him. Got it?
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-Okay.
-Or I'll kill him.
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As would I.
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Fucking Russia, and Stalin.
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Fucking fuckity fuck.
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Hey, Archie.
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-Is this a good time?
-Mm-hmm.
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Always a good time! Yeah, I actually--
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I could do with a break.
I gotta move, anyway.
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Gotta get the blood flowing, yeah?
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Gotta have a shimmy shake.
A shimmy-shimmy shake. You wanna join?
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No, I'm good.
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You canceled classes the last two days.
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Sorry, no. Yeah, I did.
I had to cancel 'cause of a book deadline.
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And I've just sort of been at it
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for 36 hours straight,
so, muddling through.
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You ever had one
of these Celsius beverages?
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One of my students got me onto it,
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and it does remind me
a bit of cocaine, actually.
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The feeling you get from cocaine,
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but not the dark sorta
scary part of cocaine.
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More the bit when,
you know, you-- It's fun,
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and you meet people, but...
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But no, I can't really
believe they let kids drink that.
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It's not good for you. Can't be.
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-I don't think it is.
-God, my heart is--
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It's beating so fast, it's...
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-Can you hear that?
-Mm-mm.
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I'm gonna go.
Don't cancel any more classes.
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It's like a fucking nightclub in here,
do you know what I mean?
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Mm-hmm.
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Good luck with the book.
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How you doing?
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Ah, fuck off.
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There he is.
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So, what's up?
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I told the guys on the team
that I was coming to see you,
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and they all really miss you.
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-Bullshit.
-They do.
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Remember when you peed on the ice?
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-I wish I could.
-You can still see it.
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Every time they skate over it,
I see 'em smile a little bit.
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That is precious.
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Thank you for sharing that.
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So, how's rehab going?
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Yeah, pretty good.
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Cristle was a big help.
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She found me an amazing place.
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-That's great.
-Yeah.
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Spend most of my time now in group therapy
or playing online blackjack.
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Since I got sober, the world of gambling
has really opened up to me.
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-Silver lining.
-Well, sounds like fun.
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Yeah, good people.
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Look, Greg's leaving us in a few days.
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-That's right.
-And we wanted to see
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if you would be able to resume coaching
after Christmas break.
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Ah, my program's eight weeks, you know,
so I should probably see that through.
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-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
-Yeah.
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But on the other hand, I'm not a pussy.
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And I got this demon
inside of me that's screaming,
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"Fuck, yeah. Rock and roll!"
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Maybe let's not listen to the demon.
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I don't think you should
listen to the demon.
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I'll just talk to Walt, and we'll see
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if we can get someone to cover for you
until you're ready.
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Yeah, thank you.
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-I'm gonna go.
-Okay, see ya.
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-Yeah. Thanks.
-Alright.
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I bet you 50 bucks when she
gets to the top of the stairs,
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she changes her mind
and comes back down here.
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You know what?
I don't think that you should
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replace alcohol with gambling.
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Oh, my God, what are you, my mom?
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-No.
-Are you my mom?
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Are you gonna cinch
your titties in your belt?
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I'm gonna go.
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-Come on.
-Alright.
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Oh, my God.
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What's up, little bro?
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I'm researching a paper on World War II.
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You know who sucks? Germany.
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You should write that down.
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Just got a text from your mom.
She said you guys
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are having dinner tomorrow night?
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Well, she's in Boston.
I thought it might be nice
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if she came and told me
that men don't matter
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-and I'm being weak.
-Sounds fun.
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What have we got?
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Battle of Midway refers to
where the battle took place.
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It is not the halfway point of the war.
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-That's confusing.
-No, it's not.
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I saw Archie today.
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-Ah.
-Just living his life.
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But it still knocks the wind out of me.
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-I'm so bored of myself.
-Don't beat yourself up.
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I think you're gonna
get over this faster than I did.
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Yeah, but getting my life back
needs to be more
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than just bike rides, right?
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Oh, I have some Adderall, if you want.
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-No.
-Maybe!
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Or, there's Dylan's tenure track program.
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This is my campus, too.
I belong here.
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-You're a great teacher.
-I am.
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-Yeah.
-And you know why?
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-Don't.
-I'm gonna say it.
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-Please don't.
-Yep. You're a rock star.
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-There it is.
-She hates it when I say that
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and I say it all the time.
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You know what? Screw it. I am a rock star.
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-You are a rock star.
-You know what else?
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I'm wicked smart.
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You're wicked smart.
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You see? I can be fun when I want to.
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I just don't often want to.
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Plus, I'm like, girl-next-door hot, right?
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Well, don't look at me. Ask him.
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You are the most
beautiful girl in the world.
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You see what I'm working with over here?
You answer me.
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Fine, I...
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Well, I might have seen
a list that you were on
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of Ludlow's hottest teachers.
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-What number was I?
-Four.
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-Wow!
-Hell yeah, top five.
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-Alright! Yeah, yeah!
-Hell yeah, top five.
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Boom, four! Nice!
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Wow.
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Good morning! Good morning.
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I'm sure you all suffered
through a long night
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with the last-second assignment
I bestowed upon you, but...
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Part of being in my level 400 seminar
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is total and utter commitment
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to the majesty of world history.
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With that being in mind,
what did you think of my book?
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I only got through the first 600 pages.
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That's okay, Ruben.
Let's just hope that I don't
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show the same lack of stamina
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when it comes to grading
your final thesis.
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Let's hope I get to the end of that.
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Come on, guys, I want some feedback.
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Don't pull your punches.
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What do you got? What do you got?
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Well, I know it's nonfiction,
but the writing feels almost poetic.
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Reminds me of Pushkin.
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Do you know, that's exactly
what I was going for, Pushkin.
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-Thank you, Eli. Very good.
-That being said,
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it could benefit
from some judicious trims.
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Mm, well, yeah, you know...
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I'd argue that,
that the length is warranted
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-for a book of this caliber.
-Maybe just not this much length.
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Oh, look who it is again!
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Someone likes the sound
of their own voice.
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You know what, don't--
Just give 'em back to me.
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I've already handed it in
to my editor anyway, so...
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If you already handed it in,
why did you make us read it?
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Because I mistook you, clearly,
for fellow intellects.
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But, don't worry about it.
The world will always need
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extra security guards and DJs.
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Now, get out. Go on.
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But class just started.
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Go on, fuckity-bye!
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What do I expect from a bunch of kids
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with prefrontal cortexes
that aren't even developed yet?
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Prefrontal cortex
only impacts impulse control
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and decision-making,
not critical thinking.
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I knew that.
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Look, I know that compliments
are like fuel for you,
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but truly brilliant people
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do not need to be told
that they are brilliant.
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Well, then how do they know?
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Insecurity's not a great look for me.
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I'm just gonna brush it off,
I'm just gonna...
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-I'll get this side.
-Got a little bit there?
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There he is.
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Things are great, anyway.
And somebody told me
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that this place is available
next semester.
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Behold. Our new home.
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"Our"?
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We're having a baby, Bug.
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Pretty sure that Robin's gonna
wanna live with his mother.
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I still hate "Robin."
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Who's living there now?
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Just someone who's bathing the whole place
in good vibes.
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You know, Greg, I was just
with the head of the trustees,
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and that rascal loves his e-bike.
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Unfortunately, he shattered
every bone in his right hand.
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I can't hear you. You have to wait
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until I am in the room
before you start talking.
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Fair enough.
250
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How did he break his hand? Did he fall?
251
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So, you can hear me?
252
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You got me. You have a very loud voice,
and we never need to be in the same room.
253
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Unfortunately,
when I was talking to Graham
254
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about finding yet another
interim hockey coach...
255
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he said that the whole hockey program
256
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was "trimmable fat."
257
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No, he can't-- Come on.
258
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The boys have been working so hard,
this would kill 'em.
259
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Oh, you know what? We're getting better.
260
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You should have Graham
come to the game tomorrow night.
261
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We're playing Pruitt.
I think we can give 'em
262
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-a run for their money.
-Let's hope so.
263
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I tried to impress upon him
that every decision
264
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doesn't have to be based
on budgetary concerns,
265
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and he laughed so hard he cracked a tooth.
266
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Sounds like a very fragile man.
267
00:11:03,660 --> 00:11:05,740
-He's 80, Greg.
-Not sure that means teeth
268
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should fall out when you laugh.
269
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,910
Sorry, Dylan, but you told
anyone that would listen
270
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about your idea to fast-track
young professors for tenure,
271
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-so that was your mistake.
-I like this energy.
272
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-I'm proactive now.
-Fun.
273
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-But I got class.
-Not for two minutes.
274
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Yeah, but last night I fell into a tequila
275
00:11:22,550 --> 00:11:25,310
and soldiers surprising their children
on Instagram rabbit hole,
276
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so I gotta figure out
what I'm teaching today.
277
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I'll be so quick. Please?
278
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-Fine, hit me.
-Okay, phew.
279
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We currently only have
one art history professor
280
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with tenure here at Ludlow,
281
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and the only class
he teaches is called Nudes.
282
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No one's even sure it's an art class.
283
00:11:41,070 --> 00:11:42,280
Yeah, I gotta look into that.
284
00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:45,280
I've already had two articles
published in the October Journal.
285
00:11:45,370 --> 00:11:48,410
I have had communication
with a curator at ICA Boston
286
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who can bring more contemporary pieces
to Cabot Museum, and I'm a great teacher.
287
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,170
So, what do you think?
288
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I think you're a perfect
candidate for tenure.
289
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Five years? How is that fast-tracking?
290
00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:04,430
Because it usually takes longer.
Why would you rain on her parade?
291
00:12:04,510 --> 00:12:06,430
Ignore him. I am so proud of you.
292
00:12:06,510 --> 00:12:07,810
-Thanks, Mom.
-You're welcome.
293
00:12:07,890 --> 00:12:09,140
You've always been so good at saying
294
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things like that to me.
295
00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:11,810
I'm so sorry your father isn't.
296
00:12:11,890 --> 00:12:13,770
Okay, it's funny.
297
00:12:13,850 --> 00:12:14,690
He loves you,
298
00:12:14,770 --> 00:12:16,560
-he just doesn't know how to show it.
-Okay.
299
00:12:16,650 --> 00:12:18,570
-I hate it, I hate when you do this thing.
-You understand that, right?
300
00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:20,190
I'm gonna go to hockey practice,
and you guys
301
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,450
-have fun being jerks.
-"Have fun being jerks."
302
00:12:22,530 --> 00:12:24,320
-Grumpy.
-I love you,
303
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,870
and I always will,
even though you are mean people.
304
00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,120
So how's he been doing?
305
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,370
Actually, really good.
306
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,710
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
307
00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:36,330
He took that picture
of you down, thank God.
308
00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:37,540
-What?
-Yeah.
309
00:12:37,630 --> 00:12:39,590
-Wow.
-I know.
310
00:12:39,670 --> 00:12:41,800
Wow, okay!
311
00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:43,470
-Mom, don't.
-Don't what?
312
00:12:43,550 --> 00:12:46,300
Come on.
He's finally getting over you.
313
00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:47,430
Oh, honey.
314
00:12:47,510 --> 00:12:48,850
No, no. Mm-mm.
315
00:12:48,930 --> 00:12:52,060
He's not getting over me,
because nobody ever does.
316
00:12:53,430 --> 00:12:55,440
I'm not laughing.
317
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,770
Oh, can't a woman just want her ex-husband
318
00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,320
to sadly worship her
for the rest of his life?
319
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,690
-Jesus, Mom.
-That's wrong, right?
320
00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:04,070
-I'm going to work.
-Okay.
321
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:05,950
That's not okay, not healthy?
322
00:13:06,030 --> 00:13:07,740
-Mom.
-Working on it, mm-hmm.
323
00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:08,780
Bad girl.
324
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,830
Alright, find your center.
Who you got? Who you got?
325
00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:15,420
Take a shot, DJ.
326
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:16,830
Take it!
327
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,380
Oh, yes! Oh-ho-ho!
328
00:13:20,460 --> 00:13:23,380
Do you believe in miracles?!
329
00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:26,010
Nice. Alright. Bring it in.
330
00:13:26,090 --> 00:13:27,890
Good job.
331
00:13:27,970 --> 00:13:30,430
I don't want any of you
to worry about Brad.
332
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,020
I know there was a lot of blood,
333
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,680
but it turns out he didn't take a hit.
334
00:13:33,770 --> 00:13:36,100
It's just something that happens
when he gets anxious.
335
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,150
-Brad, you good?
-Yeah.
336
00:13:38,230 --> 00:13:40,690
So, tomorrow we have Pruitt,
and they are good,
337
00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:42,610
but I feel confident.
How do you guys feel?
338
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,030
Scared.
339
00:13:44,110 --> 00:13:45,360
There's no reason to be scared.
340
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,950
I got my front teeth
knocked out last time.
341
00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,620
-These are veneers.
-Well, the good news, Lucas,
342
00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:50,910
is that they look amazing.
343
00:13:50,990 --> 00:13:53,200
Alright, Pruitt is a great team.
344
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:56,750
They are faster than we are.
They are definitely bigger than we are.
345
00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:58,960
They have that number 49.
346
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:01,540
Big, thick mustache on that guy.
347
00:14:01,630 --> 00:14:04,090
Probably only plays hockey at night
348
00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:06,670
to release all that violent fury
that he builds up
349
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,890
during the day working on the docks.
350
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:16,930
And, now is a really bad time
for me to have lost my train of thought.
351
00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:19,520
I know I don't say this a lot,
but I love you guys--
352
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:23,610
Who cares?! Don't baby 'em!
You're their coach, not their nanny!
353
00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:26,190
Donnie, this is a closed practice.
354
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,030
Not for me. I've got a badge.
355
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,700
At the movie theater.
I have a badge at the movie theater.
356
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,830
I went last night
for the 15-year anniversary
357
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,160
of We Bought a Zoo.
358
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:40,790
-I never saw that.
-Oh, my God, it changed my life!
359
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,590
Did you know you can just buy a zoo?
360
00:14:43,670 --> 00:14:46,090
-Okay.
-It's based on a true story.
361
00:14:46,170 --> 00:14:48,930
-You know Matt Damon?
-Oh, I love him.
362
00:14:49,010 --> 00:14:50,970
He explodes off the screen.
363
00:14:51,050 --> 00:14:53,260
Plus, you won't believe
the animals they got in it.
364
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:56,060
-Yeah, I'll check it out.
-You will thank me.
365
00:14:56,140 --> 00:14:58,850
But as far as these guys go,
they don't have a chance in hell
366
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:02,560
if they don't stop acting
like a bunch of little girls!
367
00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:04,650
-Thank you, Donnie.
-Yeah.
368
00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:07,940
You know, I never thought I'd say this,
but I agree with Officer Donnie.
369
00:15:08,030 --> 00:15:09,610
You are not going to win this game
370
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:13,120
unless you stop acting
like a bunch of little girls.
371
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:17,410
Okay, for starters, I wasn't the first one
to call them "little girls."
372
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,120
That was a local police officer
373
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:23,790
who I was having a conversation with
about an obscure Matt Damon movie.
374
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,630
Loved it. They buy a zoo.
375
00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:29,630
Okay, it's never okay
to equate the female gender with weakness.
376
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,140
I completely agree.
What I'm trying to say is,
377
00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:35,810
if you take little girls,
like four or five years old,
378
00:15:35,890 --> 00:15:38,640
and put them on the ice
with a men's college hockey team,
379
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,350
they're going to get killed.
380
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,860
And I don't mean they're going to lose.
I mean, they are actually going to die.
381
00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:46,320
Ooh! That's my editor, Brenda.
I'm gonna have to take this.
382
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,440
-Whatcha, Brenda?
-Oh, tell Brenda
383
00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:51,240
that we all think that you're the worst.
384
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,990
I didn't expect to hear from you so soon.
385
00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:56,120
Not like my book's 180 pages
of a guy called Rooster
386
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,160
shooting people in the face
and fornicating.
387
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,000
There's other stuff that happens.
388
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,420
So, come on, pins and needles.
What do you think?
389
00:16:04,670 --> 00:16:06,340
That's...
390
00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:07,550
That's...
391
00:16:07,630 --> 00:16:08,800
that's amazing.
392
00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:11,010
Brilliant.
393
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:16,430
I could have just as easily said,
"Don't play like little boys."
394
00:16:16,510 --> 00:16:18,470
I'm gonna miss this, Greg.
395
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,970
I'm gonna miss it, too.
396
00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:21,730
What do you mean,
you're not gonna publish it?
397
00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:23,980
You can't make that decision
after only reading a few chapters.
398
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,650
Mm-hmm.
399
00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:31,940
Well, somebody here loved it so much
400
00:16:32,030 --> 00:16:34,240
that they actually read
600 pages last night, so...
401
00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:37,620
Yeah.
402
00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:38,830
Sure.
403
00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:43,620
I'm just so tickled by the news.
I'm gonna have to call you back.
404
00:16:43,710 --> 00:16:46,130
Oh, this is Brenda. Yeah.
405
00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:47,420
Bye!
406
00:16:48,380 --> 00:16:49,750
And?
407
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,760
-She loved it.
-Oh!
408
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:52,840
-Of course she did.
-Yes!
409
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:53,930
-Yeah, come on!
-Come on!
410
00:16:54,010 --> 00:16:55,930
-Okay!
-Give me a hug. Oh!
411
00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:57,550
Yes.
412
00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:00,310
Wow. You're the author of a book.
413
00:17:00,390 --> 00:17:01,970
Of course, I couldn't have anticipated it.
414
00:17:02,060 --> 00:17:05,190
Your mom dropped by
to see me this morning.
415
00:17:05,270 --> 00:17:09,150
Will you please tell her
that it was lovely to see her?
416
00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:10,360
Yeah, I sure will.
417
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,190
Would you like me
to make that sound more sincere?
418
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:13,820
I'd appreciate it.
419
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,570
Now, I read over Dylan's recommendations.
420
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,700
Instead of waiting five years,
421
00:17:18,780 --> 00:17:21,700
how would you feel about
starting tenure...
422
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:22,620
in one?
423
00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:24,750
Are you serious?
424
00:17:24,830 --> 00:17:26,460
I'm always serious.
425
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:29,380
Thank you, sir. You won't regret it.
426
00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:31,210
I believe in you.
427
00:17:35,590 --> 00:17:36,590
Hey, Cristle.
428
00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:39,640
When my mom was here,
429
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,850
did my tenure come up at all?
430
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:48,440
Well, if I said yes,
would that make you happy or sad?
431
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,690
Happy.
432
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,860
God, Graham,
if you're gonna ride that thing,
433
00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:54,530
you're gonna have to promise to be safer.
434
00:17:54,610 --> 00:17:58,240
I'm sorry, If I'm on a bike like that,
I'm gonna do jumps.
435
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,660
Let's talk about me for a second.
436
00:18:00,740 --> 00:18:03,240
I am looking to start my next chapter.
437
00:18:03,330 --> 00:18:05,370
-And my name is on this building.
-Mom?
438
00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:06,710
Yes, hi!
439
00:18:06,790 --> 00:18:08,580
When you're done,
may I have a word with you?
440
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,210
Sure.
441
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,090
That sound as ominous to you
as it did to me?
442
00:18:16,170 --> 00:18:18,050
Alright, boys, have a seat.
443
00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:20,180
Listen up.
444
00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:22,180
Before we go out and beat Pruitt...
445
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:26,480
Yep, I said it, "beat Pruitt."
Thought it might be nice
446
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,690
for you to hear some words
from an old friend.
447
00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:30,770
Boys!
448
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:34,400
Boom, hey! Alright!
449
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,030
Alright, there we go!
450
00:18:36,110 --> 00:18:38,570
Oh, man.
451
00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:40,780
They've all grown up so much.
452
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:44,540
Greg told me you guys
are a little down on yourselves.
453
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:46,620
And I guess I just wanted to say,
454
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:49,540
if I can take my shit heap
of a life and turn it around,
455
00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:51,670
I damn sure know that you can go out there
456
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:53,590
-and kick Pruitt's ass!
-That's right!
457
00:18:53,670 --> 00:18:55,460
Yeah!
458
00:18:55,550 --> 00:18:56,630
You can kick A.
459
00:18:56,710 --> 00:18:58,170
So, I want you to go out there today--
460
00:18:58,260 --> 00:19:00,590
Oh, hold on, hold on, Greg.
Actually, this is a good chance
461
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,470
-to make some amends.
-Mm...
462
00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:04,470
-You don't need to--
-Yeah, Lucas? Lucas.
463
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,180
Yeah. Remember when you told me
464
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,520
that your ADD medication
had stopped working for a couple months?
465
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,520
-Yeah.
-Well, it did.
466
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,980
I was grinding 'em up and snorting 'em
every morning to get out of bed.
467
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,440
What were the pills I was taking?
468
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,240
Those were just tablets I use
to clean my fish tank.
469
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,150
-And they died, so...
-Okay, good.
470
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,450
-Thank you, Coach.
-Yeah.
471
00:19:21,530 --> 00:19:22,620
-Appreciate it.
-No, I've got more.
472
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:24,200
-No, no, no.
-Sam!
473
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,490
-Remember when your bike got stolen?
-Yeah.
474
00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:28,660
I told you that DJ had been
eyeing it for a couple weeks,
475
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,670
and that he talked about
what an awesome feeling
476
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,250
it would be to steal from a dear friend?
477
00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:34,340
That was me. I took it.
478
00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:36,710
And I traded it for a single
six-pack of JuneShine,
479
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,420
-whatever the fuck that is.
-Okay.
480
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,090
Guys, you know, it'll be
a really healthy experience
481
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,550
-for you to rekindle that friendship.
-What he said, okay?
482
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,060
And honestly,
if anybody's missing anything,
483
00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:48,180
I took so much stuff
I can't really remember.
484
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,850
Like this necklace.
485
00:19:49,930 --> 00:19:52,400
This was way too nice to sell.
486
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:53,810
Look at that. That's real gold.
487
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:55,360
-That's really nice.
-Okay, who do we got?
488
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,520
Neal! Really?
489
00:19:56,610 --> 00:19:57,690
-It's a cross.
-Alright.
490
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:58,860
I had you pegged as a Jew.
491
00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:00,360
Alright. Brad.
492
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,320
Hey, you're the only guy
I came through for.
493
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:03,910
Remember that grad student
you were dating?
494
00:20:03,990 --> 00:20:05,530
She dropped you like
a sack of hot potatoes?
495
00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:07,240
Well, that's 'cause
I was banging her, you know?
496
00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:08,740
-Oh.
-And she was trouble.
497
00:20:08,830 --> 00:20:11,370
So, you're welcome. Alright, guys.
498
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,870
Go get 'em. Play hard!
499
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,130
-Whoo!
-Thanks, Coach.
500
00:20:14,210 --> 00:20:15,330
You got it!
501
00:20:19,210 --> 00:20:21,260
Alright, let's go out and have some fun.
502
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:31,270
Okay. Good energy.
503
00:20:34,810 --> 00:20:35,940
Attaway, Bobby!
504
00:20:37,610 --> 00:20:38,860
Holy mackerel!
505
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,070
Let's go! Come on!
506
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,240
Alright, alright, alright.
507
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:50,200
-Good physical play.
-Come on! Yeah!
508
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,790
He's just a boy.
509
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,470
Stop. It's over.
510
00:21:03,510 --> 00:21:05,800
Fuck, yeah! Make him bleed!
511
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,560
Oh!
512
00:21:13,020 --> 00:21:14,520
Is his arm broken?!
513
00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:15,940
Is his arm broken?
514
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,610
-Yeah!
-Get fucked!
515
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,320
Go, DJ!
516
00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:30,910
Yeah!
517
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:31,830
Yes!
518
00:21:36,460 --> 00:21:38,080
Alright, boys!
519
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:40,880
Ludlow!
520
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:44,470
This is the greatest fucking game ever.
521
00:21:44,550 --> 00:21:47,840
That was my son!
My son scored.
522
00:21:47,930 --> 00:21:50,760
Hey, raise your hand if your son scored.
523
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:56,140
Why would you stick your nose
into this tenure stuff?
524
00:21:56,230 --> 00:21:58,560
You know how long I've been trying
to get out of your shadow.
525
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:02,320
Honey, if you want me to apologize
for being your mom, I am not gonna do it.
526
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,570
I have given you a lot of cool stuff.
527
00:22:04,650 --> 00:22:07,320
Big brain, great hair,
perfect amount of freckles.
528
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,110
Too many. Sometimes I cover them up.
529
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,870
Why do you cover them up?
530
00:22:10,950 --> 00:22:12,620
Look, I know that being your daughter
531
00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:15,750
got me my interview here,
but I got this job on my own.
532
00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:21,460
I didn't get the job myself, did I?
533
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:23,420
Deep down, you had to know.
534
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,010
I really didn't!
535
00:22:25,090 --> 00:22:31,010
You were an inexperienced 29-year-old,
and you were offered a full professorship.
536
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,600
How did you think that happened?
537
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:36,060
'Cause I nailed the interview.
And I wore a really cute outfit.
538
00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:37,350
Oh, God, I'm dumb.
539
00:22:37,430 --> 00:22:39,100
-You're not dumb.
-I am, I'm dumb.
540
00:22:39,190 --> 00:22:40,560
I'm the dumbest person in the world.
541
00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:42,110
Nope. Naive, maybe.
542
00:22:42,190 --> 00:22:43,820
And that will fade with age.
543
00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:45,650
-Jesus Christ.
-Holy shit.
544
00:22:45,730 --> 00:22:47,360
You stole the cock! Cool!
545
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,360
Not cool. I didn't even do that on my own.
546
00:22:49,450 --> 00:22:52,410
-Oh.
-I think I really believed
547
00:22:52,490 --> 00:22:55,290
that I did all this stuff myself
because when it came to my life,
548
00:22:55,370 --> 00:22:58,540
Mom, honestly, you weren't overinvolved,
549
00:22:58,620 --> 00:23:01,330
or even, like, involved.
No judgment.
550
00:23:01,420 --> 00:23:02,710
A little bit of judgment.
551
00:23:02,790 --> 00:23:04,380
A little bit of judgment, yeah.
552
00:23:04,460 --> 00:23:07,260
You know what? In my defense,
it really wasn't even my i...
553
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:10,630
Never mind.
554
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,720
Whose idea was it?
555
00:23:16,810 --> 00:23:18,600
Rooster! Rooster! Rooster!
556
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,230
-Alright, alright. Okay.
-Rooster! Rooster! Rooster!
557
00:23:21,310 --> 00:23:23,900
-Rooster! Rooster! Rooster!
-Okay, bring it down. Bring it down.
558
00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:26,230
I'm proud of you guys.
You did a great job.
559
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:30,240
No, no, no, hold on, hold on.
Guys, guys, it was just one game.
560
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,620
Keep that in mind, alright?
561
00:23:33,820 --> 00:23:36,160
But this is the best day of my life!
562
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:52,840
Alright. Oh! God, you scared me.
563
00:23:52,930 --> 00:23:55,470
We won. Honey, we won!
564
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,770
We won.
565
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:03,350
How could you do this?
566
00:24:05,770 --> 00:24:07,860
I don't know,
I guess it was kind of a fluke.
567
00:24:07,940 --> 00:24:10,280
I'm sure we will never win again.
568
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:13,160
-What's going on?
-Why did you take a job here?
569
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:19,410
Because I like challenging myself
and stepping outside of my comfort zone.
570
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:22,210
-You hate both those things.
-Not as much as I used to.
571
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:27,800
So, you didn't take a job here
as a trade-off so I wouldn't get fired?
572
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,460
I was on my way out, Dad.
573
00:24:30,550 --> 00:24:33,720
Away from Archie and this fishbowl.
574
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,760
And maybe if I'd gone somewhere else,
575
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,810
it would've been a really
good thing for me to find my own way.
576
00:24:37,890 --> 00:24:39,350
But you didn't let me do that, did you?
577
00:24:39,430 --> 00:24:41,350
I didn't want you to make a mistake.
578
00:24:41,430 --> 00:24:43,060
I get to make mistakes!
579
00:24:43,140 --> 00:24:45,190
I need to make mistakes.
580
00:24:45,270 --> 00:24:47,110
You don't trust me
to do anything on my own.
581
00:24:47,190 --> 00:24:48,900
-That's not true, hon--
-Tenure.
582
00:24:48,980 --> 00:24:51,820
Me getting hired here in the first place,
that was all you.
583
00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:53,740
Honey, I was just trying to help.
584
00:24:54,490 --> 00:24:55,860
-I love you so much.
-Okay.
585
00:24:55,950 --> 00:24:58,160
-I would do anything for you.
-Yeah.
586
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,490
-You know that.
-Okay. I know.
587
00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:01,620
So, let's just get it all out in the open.
588
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:05,290
Is there anything else that you have done
that you think would make me go insane?
589
00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:07,330
Let's just clear it all up. Anything?
590
00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:11,130
No. No.
591
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:18,010
I have been playing online backgammon
with Fred Salewski.
592
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,300
Who is Fred Salewski?
593
00:25:19,390 --> 00:25:20,810
Sunny's dad.
594
00:25:20,890 --> 00:25:23,930
Our paths crossed.
I think you'd actually like him.
595
00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:25,560
I don't think I'd like Sunny's dad.
596
00:25:26,310 --> 00:25:29,360
When you're playing backgammon
with Fred Salewski,
597
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,860
-are you chatting?
-No, there is no chat feature.
598
00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:33,280
Sometimes we FaceTime while we're playing.
599
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:35,200
What the fuck? What is wrong with you?
600
00:25:35,950 --> 00:25:36,780
I know you're mad.
601
00:25:36,860 --> 00:25:37,950
I'm not mad.
602
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,410
I'm really sad.
603
00:25:43,790 --> 00:25:45,660
I actually really thought
you believed in me.
604
00:25:45,750 --> 00:25:47,170
I do believe in you.
605
00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:49,460
Yeah. It shows.
606
00:26:04,220 --> 00:26:05,390
More coffee?
607
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,640
No. Thank you.
608
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,110
Can I please have another slice of pie?
609
00:26:10,980 --> 00:26:13,530
And if I detect any judgment,
there's not gonna be a tip.
610
00:26:13,610 --> 00:26:15,740
Third piece, coming up.
611
00:26:16,780 --> 00:26:18,490
She wants whipped cream, too.
612
00:26:20,570 --> 00:26:21,620
Hello.
613
00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:23,490
-Getting drunk alone?
-Nope.
614
00:26:23,580 --> 00:26:26,710
Just drowning my sorrows
in this American excuse for tea.
615
00:26:26,790 --> 00:26:28,420
I did ask for loose leaf, but apparently,
616
00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:30,540
that's beyond the realms
of possibility here.
617
00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:33,130
Loose leaf tea in a diner?
Be more pretentious.
618
00:26:36,630 --> 00:26:37,930
Care to join?
619
00:26:40,970 --> 00:26:41,970
Why not?
620
00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:48,770
Ah, massive pie consumption's
always a bit of a tell with you.
621
00:26:48,850 --> 00:26:50,600
What's going on?
622
00:26:50,690 --> 00:26:52,650
Do you think I can make it
through the world
623
00:26:52,730 --> 00:26:54,820
on my own without it
being a total disaster?
624
00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:56,690
Barely understood that.
625
00:26:57,690 --> 00:27:00,860
Katie, you're literally
the smartest person
626
00:27:00,950 --> 00:27:02,530
in any room that you walk into.
627
00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:04,280
I don't know what you want me to say.
628
00:27:04,370 --> 00:27:05,620
You can do anything.
629
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,500
They're canceling my book.
630
00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:21,470
-Fuck Brenda, she's a troll.
-I'm lucky really, I suppose.
631
00:27:21,550 --> 00:27:24,010
Finding out at a young age that
I'm not nearly as impressive
632
00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:25,600
as I believe myself to be.
633
00:27:27,930 --> 00:27:29,600
I know you want me to compliment you.
634
00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:31,560
I really do, yeah.
635
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,900
You know, somebody told me
that brilliant people
636
00:27:33,980 --> 00:27:35,730
shouldn't have to be told
that they're brilliant.
637
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:37,320
That's stupid.
What's the point of being brilliant
638
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,190
if no one's gonna say anything?
639
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,910
Mm-hmm. You're gonna get
your book back, Arch.
640
00:27:41,990 --> 00:27:43,950
You're the most persuasive person I know.
641
00:27:45,370 --> 00:27:47,080
-Don't know about that.
-Come on.
642
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,830
You were even convinced
that you could persuade me
643
00:27:48,910 --> 00:27:50,160
to take you back.
644
00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:52,420
You had that whole big speech memorized.
645
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:54,330
Lucky I didn't have to sit through that.
646
00:27:54,420 --> 00:27:56,000
Oh, no, no, no,
you really missed out on that one.
647
00:27:56,090 --> 00:27:57,880
It was an absolute belter.
648
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,260
I mean, I found it
incredibly scintillating.
649
00:28:00,340 --> 00:28:02,010
-I'm sure you did.
-Go to town.
650
00:28:03,260 --> 00:28:04,260
Thank you.
651
00:28:08,140 --> 00:28:10,270
What was it? Just curious.
652
00:28:10,350 --> 00:28:11,190
Oh.
653
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:13,940
I don't know.
Just something along the lines of
654
00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:16,020
me marrying you was one of
the only things in my life
655
00:28:16,110 --> 00:28:17,980
that didn't feel like it
was a total and utter mistake.
656
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,450
I mean, don't get me wrong,
657
00:28:21,530 --> 00:28:23,030
it still had some classic
flourishes in there.
658
00:28:23,110 --> 00:28:25,370
Joke here, cheeky turn of phrase there.
659
00:28:25,450 --> 00:28:26,620
-Mm-mm.
-Okay.
660
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,120
No, I guess the general gist
was really that
661
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,540
if I was one day lucky enough
to have the chance
662
00:28:32,620 --> 00:28:34,370
to, I don't know, try and get you back,
663
00:28:34,460 --> 00:28:35,920
-then I would spend--
-I'm in.
664
00:28:38,090 --> 00:28:39,090
T...
665
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,010
That wasn't-- Katie, you-- No, what you--
666
00:28:42,090 --> 00:28:43,590
You asked me what the speech was.
667
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,180
I wasn't giving you the speech.
668
00:28:45,260 --> 00:28:46,760
Yeah, but you also told me once
669
00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:49,060
that I had as long as I wanted
to make a decision.
670
00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:51,020
So, I'm making it.
671
00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:54,140
And if it's a huge fucking mistake,
at least it's mine.
672
00:28:54,230 --> 00:28:57,400
So, yeah, I'm in.
Do with that what you will.
673
00:28:59,020 --> 00:29:00,480
And pay for my pie.
674
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:09,990
I also had two cheeseburgers.
675
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:26,930
What?
676
00:30:29,070 --> 00:30:30,990
Bye-bye.
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