All language subtitles for Busboys.2026.CAM-Rip-SyncUP.1080p.English.mp42

Hey!

Hey, Marky, good to see you!

Oh, this is Pumpkin here.

Yeah, give him a good ride because he
only has two days left to live and his

best friend just died.

Oh, wow. Hey, you guys have so much fun!

And don't let him drive.

Don't worry. Bye, Pumpkin. Come here.
Hey.

Bye.

You know,

Pumpkin, the good news is at least you
had a best friend.

I never had that kind of luck.

Folks don't really take to me.

I kind of drive them away.

You're kind of quiet, bud.

This is your last lap, so what do you
want to do?

Okay. Whatever you want.

You want to go faster?

All right.

Really?

Yeah.

You're kind of a dick, dude.

Yeah, I did it.

Hurry up, twin.

Come on, we got a big day.

Hey, tag me in, boss.

Hippos are a bloat.

A group of bees is called a swarm.

Dear Dad, not sure if you're getting my
letters. I really miss you.

Mom isn't the same.

And a group of pigs is a police station.

Steve, pay attention.

Hike up front.

Can you tell me what a group of crows is
called?

It's called a murder.

You know what, Steve?

A hint on how you can memorize murder?

Think of your dad.

Isn't your dad in prison for murder?

So crow equals Steve's dad.

I heard his dad was a drug dealer.

I heard people are trying to kill him
and his dad.

Guess I'm not that dumb.

Figured which letter is serious in my
head.

You forgot the W.

I'm dropping out.

Uh, who's that? Your girlfriend?

Good one.

What are you guys up to today?

Just did some looting this morning. I
think we found John Bonet's wedding

Hey, are you okay back there? Who do you
care? Once you shove that dog up your

ass. Hey, be cool. He's got, he's got
cancer.

A truck's got cancer. You should call it
not enough car, not enough truck. I got

a Mercedes lined up. This is kind of a
rattle right now, but... It's a nice

dream.

You're going to wake up in the backseat
with your dick in your hand.

Oh, whoops, sorry. You don't have a
backseat.

Or a dick.

Yeah, I'm going to cruise.

Take care, dudes.

All right, stay black, bitch.

What a jiffy, Lou.

Hey, you need a hall pass.

I'm dropping out.

Screw y 'all.

I'm his mother.

Made him with my own vagina. That's okay
with you.

He's alive.

Someone said he was dead on text. Did
you save him?

Yeah. I think he got hit by a car.

What happened was I saw him on the side
of the road, and then I carried him and

brought him here in my truck.

He is not dead yet. Y 'all are so dumb,
LOL.

B or B.

You're a savior.

He probably won't make it, though.

Doesn't look good.

Prob dead.

Did you get the insurance deal? I just
printed it. It's the free one, but it

covers indoor lightening and room temp
water deaths.

Did he drown?

Looks wet.

Oh, God, he drowned.

No, I think he's going to be okay.

I don't know. Our family dies easily.

God, I loved him. And you'll love that
insurance money.

I know what you're going to get.

Something God didn't give us because he
don't love us.

Are you going to take the insurance
money to buy yourself a wiener?

Why? Are you selling?

No, I need mine.

What do you need it for?

Yeah, what do you need it for?

All right, got to run.

Ponderosa's having crab leg night, and
we get one free entree if we're there by

five. All right, I'll hang with him.
I'll keep an eye on him.

Can't believe he's dead.

To my mom and grandpa?

No, I don't think so yet, but you know,
I'm sure she will.

I'd be surprised if she does.

So what's your name?

Steve.

With an F.

Steve? Where's the F? At the end?

Steve. Steve?

Steve. Steve.

Steve. I'm saying it. Steve.

Am I saying something different?

Steve.

Steve. Do I have to spell it out? Yes.

S -T -E -E -F.

Wrong. It's Steve.

Well, that's good.

Steve is... I'm Marky.

So I don't know what to do. I'm going to
call your school, say you're not

coming. I just quit.

If you want to come down to my job,
we're always looking for new hands.

Do you like fancy restaurants?

No reverb.

Yeah.

Hey,

Mr. Troy.

I want to say thanks for all the work,
man. It's a blessing to be working here

near fine dining, isn't it? Oh, yeah.

I was kind of wondering if maybe you
could help me with like a raise or some

benefits or something.

Inflation's been kicking my butt and my
mom's on my case about paying for her

sex change.

Yeah.

In due time, pal, okay? In due time.

I don't think you remember a couple of
years ago, I was giving you college

credit. Yeah, it was awful nice of you.

I should have been in college.

Listen, the truth of the matter is, I
can't put your legal name down on

because somebody might know your daddy
and come snooping around, and I don't

need that kind of aggravation. But I'll
tell you what I will do.

Two piss pumps.

Here we go.

There you go. Boom, boom.

Feel better?

Ah, listen to that flow.

It's beautiful.

Oh, folks, you too?

That sounds like... Bichon bones?

Nah, I know that rattle. Jeez, I wish
this was Jeopardy. I'd win, right?

What are dentures, Alex?

It happens a lot. Some dude squeezes out
a big dump, and then he turns around to

peep his bulwark and plop. His teeth
fall in. Yeah.

Alex is dead.

I think his wife killed him.

No. Speaking of death, Marky's worrying
himself into an early grave, sir.

He's got to take Pam on an anniversary
date this week, and he doesn't know what

to get her.

Oh, geez.

Give it a kick, will you?

Yeah. Yeah!

Boom! Good kick, but you're going to
need a hammer for that bulge.

There you go. Oh, bet I can get it in
six swings. No way. There's too much BM

there. But you know what?

You won a race, so I will bet you $20
that it takes you ten swings.

You're on.

Hey, Marky. Ooh, he says four swings.

Hammer time.

Yeah. Go.

Yeah.

Boom.

All he's moving for.

You know something, pal?

You are the Thor of pipe shit.

Thanks, Mr. Troy. I feel good.

Hey, what's up, Terry?

What's up, Steve?

My dad got y 'all hurting shit logs.

You little Australian shit shipper,
shepherd, ship shit.

The sheep that chase around the... You
know what I'm saying. You and Mark are a

bunch of shit wrangling butt birds, and
that's all y 'all ever gonna be.

At least your dad's around, Terry. Your
dad's still in prison?

I mean, if you're cool with it, you
might not have went to prison.

You ever think about that?

Hey, whoa.

Come on, can it, Terry.

You gonna help? You wanna grab a shovel?
Or you just gonna be a dick?

Help you?

Do this shit? Suck out crapper tanks for
a living? Hell nah.

I would never do that. That's a job for
stanky -ass trailer trash folks like

yourself.

No offense, Dad. I hope you change your
mind one day, son.

Shit, I'm never doing any of this
goddamn bullshit.

You want me to suck out some butt fuck?

I'm freaking out of here, dude.

Have fun with them turds and stuck
birds.

Plus, I'm working on my YouTube channel.

Cardi B likes one of my stories.

Y 'all ever heard of Logan Paul? How
about you suck on these Logan balls?

Call the weatherman. I'm dating a
squirter. 100 % chance of... Make sure

like, share, and subscribe, pussy.

We're like Block.

Suck my dick.

Not you, Dad.

Later, Terry.

What up, bitches? Welcome back to my
channel.

Today we're getting lifted into lifted.
And if you feel like gifted, give me

your dad's credit card information.

That's lunch.

He isn't okay.

He's in a better place.

Got hit that subscribe button and
brought him home.

Yeah.

Who knew we'd be working here today?

What are the odds? I know.

Folks, I'm sorry, but a contract's a
contract.

I love my son.

I miss him.

I'm going to start it up, boys.

Here we go.

Shit, that better not be Terry.

A young angel who lived life with zest.

Hey! Is that your mom?

Where's my dick?

Where's my cock money?

We're working.

That's funny. I don't see any poop pipe.

A young angel who lived life with zest.
Oh, how convenient.

You two are over here playing Michael
Shit Myers, not making any cash, and I'm

sitting around on this boring pussy all
day.

Okay, okay. A Chinese proverb tells us
the best time to plant a tree is 20

ago. They're talking about me in all the
chat rooms.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Take care.

Bye, Mom.

It's good to see your mom.

Yeah. She's doing better.

She's still pissed that I chickened out
on that insurance deal at the hospital.

You mean when you lived?

Yeah.

She's big on loyalty.

A Chinese proverb tells us the best time
to plant a tree is 20 years ago.

The second best time is now.

Wise words.

Words Terry lived by and kept in the
About section of his YouTube info page.

Don't wait for life to come to you.

You've got to go out and grab the life
you want before it's too late.

Yeah.

I'm late.

Okay, no need to be sorry.

Pam, I know we've been together six
months, so without further ado... Oh,

fucking starving.

Yeah, it's pretty... How we doing, guys?

I'm Mikey, I'm gonna be your waiter
tonight.

Could I, uh, get you started with
anything?

All kinds of things.

Can I, uh, get a glass of wine?

Oh, yeah, I can get you whatever you
want.

I'm a waiter.

Hey, can I get some water?

Yeah, there's a water fountain down the
street by the park.

But, uh, why don't I go see about that
glass of wine?

Yeah, I wanted to say, is a Chinese
proverb... Hot plate!

Ow!

Fuck! God dang! Hold you hot plate!

You pushed it right in my hand!

Ah, shoot! Wrong table!

My bad!

God damn!

Oh, here we go.

Oh, I love that necklace.

Are those diamonds?

No.

Marky gave it to me. It's zircon and the
chain's copper.

Oh, they use copper to make machine
parts, like hinges and doorknobs. Steve,

spell my heart.

Look what he wrote on it.

To my sweat heart.

He spelt it sweat.

Oh, come on. Say, uh, where's our pot
weir?

I'll go grab him.

Hey, save some for me. Can't promise.

His eyes might be green, but he's not.

Clouds are everyone in this place.

Present company included.

Lovely to meet you.

Yes.

Where was I? For our anniversary
weekend, I thought we'd go to Magic

got a room there for a couple nights,
and I think it will be even more

Hot blade, hot blade.

Ah, ah, ah, ah. Don't touch it, it's a
hot blade.

Take it, take it, take, ah.

Oh, shoot, wrong table.

Sorry, my bad.

What the?

I'm sorry, I want to ask you a question.
Everyone keeps interrupting.

Magic cacti sounds boring as shit.

I heard you can't even smoke there.

Some bread, buddy.

Did I hear you say magic cacti? Yeah.
Yeah, I'm actually going there this

weekend. I hear it's so much fun.

I know. The word cacti is fun.

Dessert, ice cream for two.

Ah!

God! Hot plate.

Why would ice cream be hot?

My bed. Won't table.

Shit. Hey, man. They're towing your car
outside.

What? Yeah. My car?

Yeah. What? Why?

Does anyone have aloe vera?

I'll be right back.

Mark? He thinks he's so fucking cool
with his Mercedes. It's a piece of shit.

wouldn't even drive my family off a
cliff in this thing. Yeah, I don't

understand why Pam even likes him. He's
dumber than JFK after the first bullet.

And he's weak as hell. Like, I heard he
got caught up in playing with Pam.

Oh, lunch bunch, huh?

Oh, I know what'll go with those. A
couple diet sodas.

Keep your kidneys on their toes.

I'll grab them.

Diet sodas, fellas.

Diet sodas.

He's been a diet soda ever since he got
hit by that car. What a bitch. Imagine

your dad goes to jail, and then instead
of your dad getting out of jail, you get

hit by a fucking car.

Y 'all seen that dumbass walking around
like a rain man at the funeral

yesterday. Too bad it wasn't Marky's
funeral.

There you go, fellas.

We were just kidding, man. Sure.

I didn't hear anything.

It's okay like the rapper, right?

Mm -hmm.

Marky? You've been crying?

No, I was just doing oil change on here.

With your eyes?

Are you crying because of Pam?

No.

Just these fucking turds are making fun
of me and shitting all over me.

Pam hasn't gotten back to me for some
reason.

Everything's going to be okay, man.

It's the ring I got her. Look at that
thing.

Oh,

look at that.

What side is the diamond on?

I saw it earlier.

Oh, there it is.

That's some real marriage metal, man.

You two are going to be so happy.

Oh, shit.

There she posted again.

It says, ready to celebrate with a
cactus emoji.

Awesome!

She's setting up for your anniversary at
Magic Cacti. She went early.

Girls love to do that, Marky. Well, why
isn't she texting me back?

It depends.

Haven't you seen Jaws? Or Saving Private
Ryan?

I like the way you think, man.

Well, shit, what am I worried about?

Hey, come with us.

No, that's just for you two. No way. If
we get married, you gotta be my best

man.

Wouldn't miss.

But as soon as we get back, I gotta lock
down Mom's sex change.

Some of the items are on sale right now.

Do you think my mom will be happier when
she's my dad?

Or is that dumb?

Kindness is never dumb.

I just want to have a dad again.

We'll make it happen.

Have I ever let you down?

Come on. Not yet.

Fuck, dude, Joss was good. Oz was
alright.

I mean, I gotta admit, waiters are cool.

They just are.

I mean, the way they enter a room, the
way they memorize your order without

writing any shit down, they get free
refills, they steal your check.

You don't know that, Marky. You're just
guessing. Yeah, I'm just guessing, but

goddamn, they carry prestige, you know
what I mean? And they make all the

We're on the wrong end of the food
chain, bud.

They're on the food end. We're on the
other end where the food comes out.

Shit, Wonder Pan are so enchanted with
them. I get it. They fucking rule.

That's crazy talk.

You're so much better than you think.

I bet you couldn't name 70 waiters
better than you.

Rick Spicer.

Spicer. He was a good waiter.

Yeah. Damn.

R .I .P.

Fuck. Only 32 more, man. This is a
sucker bet.

So you're saying I'm wrong about Patton?

I don't know what I'm saying.

But by guessing that she's cheating on
you, you're not giving y 'all's love a

chance. I don't want to be right.

I want to be wrong. But like I said, she
hasn't texted or called in three days.

Going on four.

Hello? Airplane mode.

I always drive with airplane mode on.

Oh. A car is just an airplane without
wings on a road.

Brad Forrester, funruckers.

Good one, man.

R .I .P., man.

Cat attack, huh?

How was that?

Oh, shit. Hang on.

Here we go.

Hey, check my phone. I think she just
posted something.

Oh, it looks like they're... He's not in
her stories, is he?

Oh, sickening. Oh, I'm going to throw
up.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

She's not wearing anything.

Yes, she is, Marky.

She's wearing that gold necklace you got
her.

Right there, bouncing off that guy's
wiener. I saw!

God dang it, my life sucks and your life
sucks to Jason.

Everyone's always making fun of me.

Shit, they're making fun of you too. You
just don't want to hear them.

Dude, I don't want to go to Magic Cacti
where my relationship is over.

And I don't want to go back home where
everyone thinks I'm a loser.

Well, I don't want to go back to a place
where I can't escape my dad's shadow.

Can't make any money.

And I definitely want to go to a place
where you're not going to be.

You know what they say.

All good things happen in Mexico.

I've heard that.

Yes, you have.

Let's do it.

Is

Mexico

closed? Go around.

I mean...

Did you see that? Yeah.

Remember I said look out?

What was that?

Oh, my God. Did I hit it?

No, you'd hear it.

Like that? Yeah.

Should we turn on the road radar? Yeah.

Rabbit. Oh, it's just rabbit.

Rabbit, rabbit.

What the heck?

Why are there so many? What is going on?

It's not about them. It's about you. I
know, but they're just running.

They're rabbits.

Stay on the side. Just let us... Oh,
Mark, come on.

Old rabbit.

Is this a senior area?

Panda. I don't think that's right.

Mad young.

Mad young?

That young what?

An Asian?

Anchor baby.

Rabbit. Rabbit.

Rabbit.

We're going to hide your plate. How many
are there?

Magic. Oh, sorry.

I meant rabbit.

If I go too slow, I hear crunching. And
if I go fast, I just hear thumping. What

do I do?

Just soar it.

Fuck damn!

Are you dreaming of buying something
big?

It's a sign.

What is?

That sign.

That's a sign.

You see it? Oh, hit it. Dicks and chicks
are coming to Tucson.

No. Well, that says chicks with dicks
are coming. Oh.

I probably won't go.

I might go.

This time.

Yeah.

Busboys won it.

Yeah.

You know what Busboys hatch into.

What?

Waiters. Waiters. Yeah.

Let's do this.

Not without a plan.

Okay. You're right. All right. Here's
the plan.

We go in, charm them.

Get the job. We're busboys for three
days. Then we get bumped up to waiters.

And then everything happens for us.
Pam's running back.

Follows me on Instagram.

You take care of your mom. You get her
life.

We're done, dude.

Yeah. Let's go. You ready?

Let's go.

Hola.

¿Qué tal, amigos? Bienvenidos a Open
Border Bistro. Table for two.

We wanted to see the manager.

Oh, all right.

Usually you guys just meet him in the
bathroom stall.

In the bathroom?

Make a right.

Make a left.

I'll put him right in. Thank you.

new employee. There you go.

Okay. You know what? You look good, too.

But you know what? I think you should go
into a different stall.

It's not that professional for all of
the seats in the hall. You can go to

one, all right?

Because I'm so desperate.

Fuck you.

Fuck you in a minute.

Oh, yeah. This is better. Are you good?

I'm great.

Yeah. And look, you start the
conversation, and if you have any

the wall. I'll lean over and say
something supportive.

Yeah, we got this. Okay.

I was going to talk first. Oh, yeah. I
meant it.

Never mind. Someone else is going to say
something.

We're here for the job.

Hi. Come on in.

I want to thank you. Hey.

You like sports?

You know, I do. Actually. What's your
wiener taste like?

My wiener? Don't say anything. Just be
here.

Just be here.

What's it taste like?

I'm guessing it may be like...

Don't say anything.

Tell me what it tastes like.

I would say skin, maybe.

Stop it.

Keep going.

Do you want me to be quiet or do you
want me to talk?

Quiet, quiet.

Tell me what it's like.

Okay. I would say it's a little skinny.

Oh,

fuck.

That's good.

Keep going.

Skin, underpants, maybe a little pee
-pee. Can you feel me? You're nuts.

Make your favorite face for me. Make
your favorite face for me right now.

Right now.

Later, hopefully.

But we'll only be sent busboy.

We sell the sign.

The sign?

Oh, the sign.

What?

So?

Are we busboy?

That's why you guys came here with the
busboy job?

What do you think we're doing here?

Here to suck your dick?

I can't even touch my own dick.

The problem is busboys are like 19.

Oh, we've been 19.

Yeah, I was 19 a long time ago. Yeah.

You're 19 ,000.

Manager Tim, we got a 12 -stop with a
chile relleno issue.

Fuck my life.

Well, you have any fun dining
experience?

He does.

All right, show up here tomorrow at 3
.30 sharp.

April will show you around.

And this never happened.

What never happened? We're not hired?

No, you're hired.

You gotta shut the fuck up.

And I'm not gay.

What? Thank you. God bless you.

Mark, you're the one who got into those
legal issues at the Rainforest Cafe.

Yeah, because I got Lyme disease.

Okay.

Right on time.

I'm going to introduce you to the other
bussers who will give you the lay of the

land. And you.

Watch it.

Hola.

Right this way, boys.

Dish washing station.

Kitchen.

Yeah.

When you get hired at Buff Boys, you
will be jumped in by the others.

Great.

What does that mean?

I don't know.

They just beat the shit out of you, like
when you join a gang, so be ready.

Oh, I'm always ready to be beat up. I
get beat up all the time.

Are you joking? No. It's just kind of a
fun tradition, so if you're fresh fish,

you better run. Fresh fish.

Okay. Unless you want to take it like a
man.

But you don't look too much like a man.

Is it the hair?

It's everything.

Yeah.

Fair enough.

Marky? Steve?

This is Ginger. She will be your guide
today.

Shift meeting in 20. Welcome to Open
Border Bistro, guys. It's a busy place,

I got you.

Do you want to help me tie my apron?

Oh, sure.

I see you looking at my mom's ass.

It's fine.

That's my son, Oscar.

He's going to be a doctor.

I'm not even in school.

Why aren't you in school?

Suck it, faggot. I'm Mexican.

What? Hey, we don't say that.

He's happy.

That's gay.

Well, I'm trans.

Isn't he handsome?

Hey. Those lockers are yours?

Eyeliner's the one nice thing I do for
myself each day.

I work so much, I don't even feel like a
woman sometimes.

Well, you're definitely a woman.

If something happens to me, don't call
the police.

Oh, that's Gregor, and I'm Romina. Hi.

I'm a Pisces, full moon rising, and I'm
also a Reiki healer. I'm Stephen. That's

Marky. We're an adult man.

So good to have you guys. We really
could use the help.

Waiter promotions are in three months.

Yeah, we're all hoping to get promoted.

Round up, you pinocchios. Let's go.

I'm murder ball.

I'm in a wheelchair.

You're doing good.

I'll catch up.

Look alive out there today, folks.

Help the waiters where you can.

But remember, don't get in their way.

They're the humans.

You're the shadows.

86, the Sinaloa salmon.

Oh, and there was a recall on the Pop
Smoke creme brulee.

Roll silverware when you can.

Also, refills.

Keep the customers wet.

Oh, and we have two new busboys.

Let them flank you until they're up to
speed.

Do I think they'll last?

No. But what do I know? I'm just the
fucking boss.

Any questions?

Nope. Great.

Anything you need, ask April.

I hear the talking of the DJ.

Can't understand just what does he say.

I'm on a Mexican radio.

I'm on a Mexican roll radio.

If you got a penis, get up.

No.

It's his job.

Every time I turn around, I'm messing
up.

The murder ball squealed his wheels at
me, and Oscar called me a, um, kitty

dick. Who cares about that kitty? He's
like three.

What? He's almost eight.

He is?

Yeah. Those guys are just territorial.

And I broke their dishes.

Who cares?

They got insurance up the ass for that
stuff. They'll probably make money.

They do?

Yeah. I just don't know if I can even do
this anymore.

I think you're just kind of feeling
sorry for yourself.

You've got to stay positive.

I mean, who beat that blockage out of
that shit line in four swings?

It was you, dude.

And who's the guy that gave CPR to that
old man at Piggly Wiggly on

Thanksgiving? He died.

Yes, but he was puffed up that you got
him going. Yeah, I'm like, I'll be going

with 200 PSI, man. He was maxed out.

And who's the guy that's been working
for years, really hard, to buy his mom

aftermarket dangler?

Again, you.

You're not going to pick this stuff up
right away.

You know what I mean? This guy's been
there forever.

But the thing is, you can't give up
because if you give up,

I won't be far behind.

And I'm not ready to throw in the towel
yet.

So that table's clean.

Waiters.

Waiter.

Thanks, Marky.

Talk about the U .S. inflation.

I understand.

Just a little.

No comprende is the riddle. I'm on a
Mexican radio.

I'm on a Mexican radio.

About time for the waiter announcement,
no?

If one of you fish bitches gets promoted
over me, I'll be shocked. Well, you've

been here a week, dude. Oh,

yeah? But I'm better than you. And
faster.

Watch it.

That's pretty good. Not bad. Two weeks
ago, I didn't even know English. Now?

ABC, VFG, bitch.

Besides, man, come on. You two gotta be
the oldest busboys in the universe.

Hey. More hands.

Yeah. Well, you know.

Man, the competition's gonna be tough.

Rick, fast.

Hey, good looking, man.

He should be disqualified.

I heard a picture of his abs got a
hundred likes.

Wait, how many?

What if they only pick one of us?

They won't do that, dude. We're a team.

They don't know that, Marky. They don't
give a shit.

Three minutes, losers.

Hey, Joe, Mario Kart.

Boosted. Here we go.

I got it, you see?

How'd you end up all wheeled out,
brother?

I got polio from one of the chicken
enchiladas.

Oh, you got some polio polio?

What did you say?

Coyo polio.

That's racist. That's racist, Marquis.
It's funny. I'm just saying it sounds

funny to you.

This Lifetime Musical Chairs winner?

I don't know.

We can all agree this place sucks.

I hope I get waiter.

Yeah, me too. Let's go.

Thanks,

Debbie. Yeah, buh -bye. Man.

You're strong, bro.

Igualmente.

Well, hello, ladies.

It's that time of year again when one of
you zipper zippers is going to get up

to the big.

We only have one waiter job this year,
and it's no surprise that none of you

really deserve it. Put the biscuit down.

Biscuits are for waiters.

But one of you is going to get it, and
according to the new administration, it

can't be a naturally born citizen.

Are you a naturally born citizen?

You don't deserve it. It's a hard
choice. There's so much talent here.

Romina. The way you handled that nine
top of minds on Dios de los Muertos was

angelic. Knowing they wanted Chalupas
Converte only by hand signals, it was

magnifique. Is it your time?

Steve, Marky, you guys have worked over
80 days in the past three months.

If that doesn't preserve a promotion,
what does?

Make him silent!

Your ability to battle through your
illness, which our attorneys assure us

clear up within a matter of days, while
doing your job is truly remarkable.

Great fucking work.

Are we going to have our first waiter
con wheel?

You don't say much, and you've been
drawing what can only be described as

satanic shit all over the bathroom
walls.

Quite frankly, we're afraid to let you
go.

Feliz, Papa.

Rick, you have great skin, but you've
been here under a week, and it's hard to

evaluate your commitment to our fine
establishment.

This was a very difficult choice.

No, it wasn't. Rick, get up here. Come
on.

You're kidding.

Get in here, Rick.

What? Rick sucks piss, dude.

Oh, man.

Anyone who didn't see this coming is a
fucking imbecile.

Of course we're going to put him front
and center. We're a business.

The next waiter tryouts for six months.

Get back to work, cockroaches.

Fucking prick.

Actually, I thought we had a chance this
time.

This is

the alt,

Marky. And the doctor keeps calling me,
man.

If one of us made it later, that's how I
was going to pay for my mom's surgery.

Another one, let's go.

But the next call -up's only six months
away.

It's not that far away. Yes, it is.

Dude, that's six more months I can't
tell Pam I'll wait her.

Isn't she seeing that guy?

Yeah, I mean, if you go by Instagram.

It could be AI.

Thank you, Oscar. I thought she blocked
you.

I got a burner.

Soft shells need to work out a little
bit more and the women won't leave you.

Eat shit, murder ball.

I wasn't talking to you. We work seven
days a week. When are we working out?

Give us a shit. Sounds like a personal
problem, baby.

You brought it up.

Hey!

Sorry. Man, he's changed.

Wait. Does he live right there? Yeah.

What? Yeah. He just told me that inside.

He's a fucking pussy.

Yeah, after the lawsuit, they let him
move in right there.

Holy shit, that lucky prick.

Yeah. Oh, my God. He won bad burrito. He
gets a whole new pad.

Everyone's killing it but us, man.
Fucking pollo polio. I want one.

Yeah.

Somebody arguing with their Uber driver.
Oh, two stars.

Oh, maybe it's a TikTok.

It's an OnlyFans.

Let's give him some props.

Oh, we need dinner money.

Again? You like shooting some rope?

Hey, Jude.

Hi, Curie.

What can I do you for today?

Oh, I think old Tug McGraw here is going
to go for the both fluids special. All

right. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Those juice prices are
really skyrocketing. Yeah.

Anything to do with that truck spill?

Geek fleet. Yeah.

Damn icy roads.

Everything went up after that.

I'm surprised the highway didn't get
pregnant.

for today then i gave you guys so much
last week i could really blow my nose

i'm gonna go for the special yeah all
right we got a special room for okay

a second i think you're gonna want this
head on back there to get your lace up

bubba call me in spank i'll be in my
attic yeah fill her up

When are you going to ask me out?

Hmm?

Oh. Uh, well, I mean, presently, I'm
sort of kind of

in the middle of something.

Oh. I heard you're kind of not.

Well, I mean, if you go by Instagram,
but I hear a lot of, like, AI.

A lot of guys like me.

It's true.

They drive past here, and they beep.

They don't stop, but they beep.

Maybe he's having a lull.

Try your other arm.

Sorry to yell.

Sorry, guys.

I'm probably going to sit down over here
for a second.

Okay.

Look at that. Look at that. Dude, these
guys went from working in the kitchen to

being millionaires. What?

Were they on a game show?

No, dude.

They're dealing drugs.

They took matters into their own hands,
and that's what we gotta do.

We don't have enough money to last
another six months.

I was counting on that waitership. We
don't have any money, Marky.

How are we out of money?

We just drained every fluid in my body.

Well, have you noticed we use Funyuns
every night for dinner?

Yeah, Marky, they're great.

Well, listen.

We gotta do that.

We don't have any drugs.

I think I got an idea.

Yep. Yep. Come here.

Come on. Check it out. See this caviar
147?

It's a simple workout.

Oh, yeah. Okay, so this dude... Left a
dachshund on the table last time when I

was cleaning up. I walked by, no one was
looking, I slurped that shit up.

What is that fentanyl in? Dude, I'm not
allergic to fentanyl like a lot of these

pussies. I think we go by there and
scope for dope.

Maybe we should think about this.
Selling drugs is dangerous.

Yeah. But you know what else is
dangerous?

Railroads are dangerous.

Time is extremely dangerous. How many
people have died since the beginning of

time?

Wow. Yeah.

Listen, we don't have a choice.

We're never giving your mom that meat
missile she wants at this rate.

Yeah. Don't we get that thing on her?

Yeah, I want her to have that thing on
her.

Okay, listen. I don't want to sell
drugs, but we need money.

Yeah. Waiters make money.

We make one big sale. We use the
proceeds to buy a restaurant, and then

promote ourselves to waiters.

Is that a good idea or what?

That is unbelievable. It fixes
everything.

I'm going to go say something.

Yeah, what are you going to say?

You go say something. Yeah, I'll go say
something.

Yeah.

You sure you can handle this?

Oh, yeah.

I want to do it.

I'll give you the drugs to sell and it's
a 90 -10 split.

But you get the 90.

You get the 10.

Right. And then you guys split the 10%.

Then I get five of that back just for
fees and surcharges and all that stuff.

Oh, like Ticketmaster?

Exactly.

Sounds good.

Is that the shit?

No, it's the shit.

Go sell it.

Yeah.

Why are we doing this in the freezer?

I don't know. I thought that was your
idea.

You know, sometimes they hide a popsicle
in the tomatoes.

Okay.

We're not going to make the same
mistakes they do in movies.

They buy stuff, they get all this money,
they get flashy, and they get a big

puffer cup. We're not doing that.

We're going to do one big sale.

Goodbye. Ooh, let's try this crackhead.

Yo, yo, what's going on, boss?

What's good, twin?

What's happening?

Do you want to buy some dexedrum?

Dexedrum? Yeah. Would you like to buy
some drugs?

DA! You're under arrest!

You're under arrest! Hands lock and
seal! Put them up!

Marky? What?

sniffles here how many transportation
all right these skips are coming with us

nobody called for a meter maid get on
the ground we saw what you did the

just sickos get up get down on the
ground on your knees do you hear me get

or down either way it's fine just say
which one

been to the parties. DTF!

Yeah. Sorry, I think we're in the wrong
place.

No, no, you can stay.

On your knees!

DTF, do you like black guys?

I'm a great

Dude, I'm glad you're up because we got
a big day today.

We're going to sell some Dexy.

What about yesterday, Marky?

When we did ice cream?

No, when we escaped the drug bust. Wait,
was that yesterday?

Oh my God, that felt like a week ago.
How weird.

I don't know if you've been keeping up
with the news, but we got away with it.

We're going to try again, right? But
this time I got it all figured out.

So, we're going to repo it. I'm going to
take all the drugs, put them in the

trunk of the car.

They just can't be on us because of
Possession 710 to the law.

So we're golden.

All right, Marky. But I got to tell you
something.

Do not.

Feed the lizard.

I didn't. Do not.

I barely talked to that lizard. I came
in yesterday with eating something.

I gave one skittle.

Marky. Get the pipe cleaner.

Fuck. It's in the drawer.

town motherfucker you do yeah man we're
gonna give my mom that cock yeah

wiener money what fun is that i think
that's roman oh we got a customer man

right come on oh no what you bring those
up to i'm brunette

oh a couple poppers huh you guys
slinging those gay makers huh put that

hyena on your cock man

That shit will make your dick burp,
won't it? This is fucking insane.

Oh, shit.

I heard that shit slaps.

My buddy was on it, and now he can't see
his kid.

Lucky. His kid's fucking fucked.

Come on, dude.

You let her out.

How much? For how many?

Didn't you have a seven?

I can't do that many, I don't think. I
have to work in one hour.

I'll give you 20 bucks. Are you a cop?
You have to tell us if you are.

I'm a fucking boss.

You don't have to tell us that. Yeah, I
do. I'm a boss.

Write that shit down.

Okay, we'll notate it.

It's real.

Yeah, man. Party time.

Oh, shit.

Oh, that's your wolf? Oh, God, man.

Oh, slurp God.

Hey, that's a lot. Oh, yeah. Whoa.

You're going to pop a gasket, dude.

I'm going to propose to my girlfriend.

Again, we will not be pressing charges,
so I guess we're free to go. Pipe down,

you little figure skater.

Hello?

I'm Agent Boyd, Federal Bureau of
Investigation. This is Agent Talley.

Oh, also, I'm a magician.

I will pull the living hell out of your
asses.

Unless you do exactly what I ask.

That guy's jacked. Yeah, you just
interrupted Agent Boyd.

You'd do it again.

I'll sew your fucking mouth shut with
diarrhea.

Look at what we know.

And I'm scared.

And you know what I'm talking about. Me?

Was he looking at somebody else?

Ask another dumb question again. I'll
zip you up in a body bag and beat you

a shovel for six years. I like the
shorter guy.

You too? I'm going to tell me every
fucking little thing you know.

My father was incarcerated when I was
seven.

About the restaurant, idiot!

Hey, don't call him an idiot.

Okay, listen.

They don't base promotions on any code
of ethics.

It's really... And the chips have salt
on them, but sometimes we put more salt.

They add salt. Also, this is true. We
have to take a break before our shift.

you understand?

It makes no sense. We get there, and
they want us to take a shift.

Who in the restaurant are you selling
drugs for?

We just got passed over for waiter, all
right? We need money. And it's not even

a big deal. It's just Dexatrum.

Did you say Dexatrum?

Yes, you did.

Yeah. Yeah.

My wife was on Dexatrum.

She painted a house on it before, you
know. These halfwits don't know shit. We

put extra salt.

Jesus. A couple of busboys trying to
come up. I can relate.

Passed over for waiters so many times, I
joined the force.

I mean, either they're dumb or really
fucking dumb.

You'll want to see this.

Ha!

You know, the guy.

He's a drug kingpin.

Known as Padre Noche.

Me too.

Can't believe I'm saying it.

Can we send them in as CIs?

They're going to get killed.

Hopefully.

Shoot the strength of the boys.

Selling fake decks is illegal.

Fake? No, this is... Why'd that guy
crash?

Could have been a Raiders fan.

We don't know. We don't care!

Listen, test it again. The guy who sold
it, he said he mule -ed it across the

border. And the mule got a little bit of
it and got so high he fucked the wheels

off a Ford Pestivo.

What we do know is that we're willing to
drop the charges.

If you can help us out.

We've been scoping out Border Bistro. A
lot of heavy drug activity passing

through there. But you want to speak to
arms?

At our own restaurant? Either that or
you've got a corp selling illegal drugs.

Or go to prison for life, but hang
yourself after two weeks.

We will put you somewhere first
undercover so that you can get a feel

What do you think, fellas?

Huh? Yes?

Is that a yes?

Yikes. And they're big.

Hey, guys, what kind of intel are we
supposed to be grabbing here?

Just keep your ears open and your cock
soft.

Got it?

Overall, this is just practice.

So, see you at 3 p .m.

Ah.

Okay, bye, Dad.

Yes, our dads are gay, people. Calm
down.

Our dads are gay?

I think so.

Wow. They got the mustache for sure.

Oh, yeah. Those are prison curtains.

Science Fair's in three weeks.

What do you got?

Oh, you got fentanyl?

You're taking fentanyl? No, I'm taking
fencing. What do you got? Oh, God.

I got Chorus and Remiato.

Remiato reading.

Yeah, no, that's it. Want to switch? No.

All right, so meet right here, right
after school, okay?

You got this? Yeah. Soak it up. Get some
info. You're wired.

Okay. Let's do it.

You're going this way? Ah, profit.

Ah, we're new.

Can anyone tell me what's going on here?

Uh, that's, um... Fuck.

Language. Sorry, sir. Um, it's, um...
Shit, it's a fucking... Fuck,

what's it called? It's a pipe.

Language, please.

Wrong. That's a meth maker, huh?

What Victor was saying, sir, is that
it's a sump pump.

Correct. What can you tell me about it?

A sump pump collects water underneath
your house.

Until it fills enough it triggers a
float switch, which activates the

pipe, which pushes the water away from
your house. Exactly.

Damn. New kid to contractor.

Thanks, bro.

That's what I was trying to say.

Hey, Mr. Gotti tried to fart in my mom's
butt.

Oh, God.

When a man and a woman get together in a
certain way... Handjob?

No.

What is a handjob?

That is correct.

Yeah, I know, my friend.

Next one.

What a day, huh?

Oh, my stomach hurts. I had too many
Twix's at lunch.

What did we learn, fellas?

Give us a drop.

Well, it was a pretty tough first day.

You got no Thomas Murphy from band
class?

No, is it realism?

You'll want to hear this.

Listen to this shit.

What'd I do?

You didn't catch that?

No. He sucked.

Yeah, and he's first chair.

I'm better than him. This dude barely
plays and he's better than him. I play

once a month.

Jesus.

What you got?

Some guy told me I look like low Iron
Man, and another guy said I look like an

iPhone one inch.

That means you have a small dick and
you're old.

Yeah, it's a combo burn.

Oh, I knew it was a negative.

Don't sweat this one, fellas. Look,
we're going to send you in full steam

tomorrow at the restaurant.

You ready?

Fuck yeah.

We just kind of seem like we're not
doing nothing.

Totally normal.

Yeah? Yeah.

What is that?

Sounds like a Rubik's Cube.

Yeah.

Wrapped in plastic.

With a backlash of butt muscle.

Vitamin D pit.

Maybe a Barbie doll.

Just the torso.

Yes.

Yeah, something is clogging its lines.
Yeah, for sure.

Think we should tell Manager Tim?

I mean, I don't give a fuck.

It's their problem. They got insurance.

Oh, they do?

Yeah, we got work to do. Yeah, we're
really busy.

Hey, do you want to play a game where we
open up your locker and see what's

inside of it? Have you seen my
collection plate?

I have not. What is it, a collection of
criminal activity?

No, just money. I'm trying to raise
money to buy my children back.

Oh, sounds like a healthy divorce.

Take care.

Noted.

Have you been selling drugs for a
company outside of our company, but

company? That's also a cartel that works
in Mexico or America.

Oh, no, I'm vegan.

Carry on.

Did you get that?

Now it's manager Tim.

Have you guys seen the new schedule?

Oh, yeah, we had a question about that.
Also, we were just telling each other

our deepest, darkest secrets for no
reason. What's yours?

I once lived with a guy for ten months.

He went around telling people I was gay.

So we broke up.

Get back to work.

What's up?

And we're out of chalupas.

We got him.

Who are those guys?

Are those the OnlyFans guys?

Just don't look at these guys. Keep
watching.

What the fuck they doing?

What the fuck you doing there, bro?
What's up?

Good afternoon. Hey.

Fucking know where you're at?

Know where you're at, motherfucker? What
are you doing?

What are you guys doing? Bro, that's my
aunt's car, bro. What the fuck you doing

over here? Hey, you know this ain't your
fucking market, right? Get the fuck out

of here.

He's got to be upset about something,
huh? Pulling up like that, motherfucker?

Bro, what's up? Fuck you, motherfuckers.

Get out of here. Get out of here, bitch.
Fuck this car, bro. Fuck these fools.

What? God damn it. That's my aunt's car.
Hey, no trouble, fellas. Just going to

get some pizza, medium pizza.

Hey, let's roll. Let's roll, bro. Fuck
you.

Come around here, bitch.

Get in. Are we allowed to leave?

What? What? Fuck you.

Get your ass moving, motherfucker.

Fuck you.

Shit's not starting. I gotta get gas.

What the fuck?

Fuck. Let's beat these pussies out and
fuck that shit.

Just... Fuck you, motherfucker. Let's
roll.

You want us to get you something?

Fuck you. Fuck you pussies, bro.

Fuck you. Come on. Let's roll.

Shut up. We good.

Fuck these motherfuckers.

What, bitch?

What are you going to do about it? You
got any little shit you're going to put

on there?

Fuck you, motherfuckers. Fuck you.

My ass is going to be fucking pissed.

Wait a minute, double.

Our favorite CD was in there?

Fuck. Bro, fuck your CD. I got you. Fuck
these guys. Get you a new CD.

Fuck this.

Wow.

Where's Neighborhood Watch when you need
them?

Look at this. Alert soup.

Should I have a cup or bowl, you think?

Can I get this baby bird burger?

Samuel! Hey!

You have a nice hat, man.

Is that traditional garb?

Garb, man? What are you talking about,
man? It's a tourniquet.

I got jumped over at the hot seat on the
grill, son.

Twelve versus one.

I tried to use some of my moves, but,
man, they had pipes stuck, man. Lesson

learned. I'm still recovering.

Sorry to hear you. You look good.

You look good.

How do you look?

I look good.

Yeah. Yeah? I got my grip back.

Oh, yeah? I could tickle anybody.

Yeah, man.

I heard you hear about that. I thought
that was just at our restaurant. Yeah.

Dude, I can't believe you'd have to get
beat up to be a busboy.

You know what, uh, fresh fish means?

What are you doing?

What?

Nah, it's everywhere near the border.

Yeah.

Price we pay to work.

And it's worth it. Yeah. I still can't
see past seven feet.

That's not that far, dude. Maybe take a
shift off.

That's why I might need some outside
help.

I heard you were the boy he talked to.

Hold up a second.

Do not move.

Don't. I need this.

Did he get it in a threesome?

No, dude.

He's drinking out. He needs that goddamn
doctor's room.

Shit, we got to get out of here. I mean,
the cops have all our stuff anyway.

Hey, can we get a check?

I got your tab.

Just remember me when the plug pulls up.

That's it. Damn, we're really Scarface
and the other guy. Yeah, Rick Rawls.

Let's go.

Thank you, Gregor.

Amen. Let's put it away.

I have some bad news, guys and gals. I
know, life is bad news. But this is the

formaldehyde cherry on top of the shit
sundae.

You know Rick, the new waiter appointee?

Yeah. Um, someone said that he only got
the job because his grandfather was a

model. And I just want to say that my
four mothers weren't even allowed to be

models. No one knows what the hell
you're talking about. The first model

woman and most models still are.

I get that.

Let's call it jealousy if you work
harder. What I was going to say was that

has not shown up for three straight
shifts.

So if anybody knows what the hell is
going on, I'd appreciate you letting me

know. His family is concerned as well.

If you were mine, I wouldn't let him out
of my sight.

But he's not mine.

I'm his employer.

And if he continues to not show up, God
help us, we're going to have to promote

one of you piglets.

So everybody stay sharp out there.

Back to work.

So Rick, Rick is handsome and missing.

How much attention does one dude need? I
mean, it's unreal.

I'm just saying, it's kind of wild how a
waiter can not show up or he quits.

They put out a frickin' APB. You think
it'll give us a fat fuck if we quit? No.

In fact, let's test that.

Oh. I wouldn't. I quit!

Fresh fish!

No. No, I was just... Get that kitty
bit!

Burn that white boy.

Tickle that dirty baby. No, no, no, no,
no!

Don't spill.

Yeah,

it's okay.

Crazy.

You're fine.

Let's see.

Oof. I don't think that qualifies for
even half the combo.

Yeah. Well, I do appreciate you staying
late for me.

Well, we like to make our customers
happy.

Some of them, anyways.

Hey, where's your weird old son at,
anyway?

It's a slow night tonight. We gotta cut
somebody.

Oh, can it be a... No, we got a whole
plumbing issue. We need Oscar's little

arms to kind of clear the pipe.

Steve, you're off the clock.

Yes, sir. I'm going to go check on
Marky. My son?

Yeah. Oh, you mean Steve?

Oh, that's my best friend. Yeah, no, no.

No, I've known that guy for years.

How did you yell me?

Oh, actually,

I kind of rescued him when he got hit by
a car.

So you're a hero then.

Not exactly.

Sounds to me like you are.

Whatever happened to the guy that hit
him?

That's the part that's hard to explain
because that guy was me.

Are you okay?

What happened?

Poison. I was poisoned?

No, poison. A t -shirt.

Those guys are great. I saw them three
times.

Also, he got hit by a car.

Well,

think of it this way.

Somebody was gonna hit him.

He's lucky it was you.

my cock money so chrome equals

good evening whatever happened to the

guy that hit him that guy was somebody
was gonna hit him

suck it faggot

you like me huh buddy

I was a busboy.

Still am, I guess.

Murder boy, he dropped your vase.

No way!

No!

Mr. Ball?

Mr. Murder?

It's a miracle.

And I witnessed it.

Murder fall!

This is biblical.

That was some good standing, brother.

Yeah, thanks, Roy.

It took so much out of me.

Could you help me up with the chair?

Sure.

You're a miracle, man.

Anything for you, man.

You're a miracle.

Nobody's going to believe this.

You're right.

They won't.

Oh, I'm tired, man. I need to rest.

Can I touch your legs?

I want to touch your magic leg. No, no,
no.

I'll touch your legs up.

Oh, I like them. Look at them legs.

I like them, boy.

Like that.

Look at these little wizard stems, huh?

Oh, he's not home right now.

You want me to be your little white
woman?

Oh, me.

Me.

Legs. Okay, okay, okay. That's enough.

Oh, my.

We might have a problem boys You're
never gonna believe it You're a

Capricorn. No.

Murderball walked.

We got to jump that communist.

No. He didn't quit. He walked. He walked
like on his legs. Like a homo sapien.

You're full of shit.

The doctor said he would never walk
again. Yes, Oscar.

I've seen him walk.

I'll prove it. I'll get a selfie with
him.

And another thing.

I found out who hit me with their car
when I was just a kid.

My former best friend.

Mark.

Not surprising.

Hey, Murderball.

I just want to get a selfie with you,
buddy.

Just prove to everybody that you're
evolving.

I just want to get a selfie while your
laser's still working.

Murder ball?

I don't want to see you while your legs
are still magic, brother!

Murderball!

Rick!

Just here to get a selfie with
Murderball.

You're not here to do shit.

Start walking.

Wow.

This is great.

Is this part of the trailer?

Reminds me of Pittsburgh.

A three -bedroom?

Hey, there's my friend.

Murder ball.

Great place you got here.

Yeah.

I'll fucking kill you. What? Me?

Things have changed.

Get him out of here!

Hey,

has anybody seen Steve?

I've been looking all over the
restaurant for him.

I don't think he wants to see you since
he found out you hit him with your car.

You guys.

Where's Steve?

I don't know. I'm looking for him, too.

We overheard him say something about
Murderball on the radio.

Murderball?

Well, that guy lives right here.

Hey, guys.

Hey, we were supposed to be at work two
minutes ago. What's going on?

What are you doing, a TikTok?

Hey, guys.

Hey, guys, come on.

Did Murderball fall down this hole?

Hello?

Hello?

I can't believe Marky's the one who hit
me.

Now Murderball's acting weird.

lose two friends in one day shut the
fuck up steve rick help me out of here

i'm losing my tan what are you doing
here everybody thought you were on the

bachelor what no you don't fuck this is
not buddy i haven't

eaten in half a week i need some protein
get me out of here please no flirting

Oh, my God. There's a strip club down
here.

Oh, shoot. I don't have any ones on me.

Hi. Chris.

Oh, God damn.

Steve, you're in this dungeon, too?

I was looking for you, man.

Glad you didn't drive here.

Buddy, let me explain what happened.

Get the fuck up.

You do. Get up.

Oh,

Rick, you're here, too?

Dude, I texted you on your birthday. You
never text me back.

Well, I was here, you fucking loser.

Still rude.

Get out. Let's go, let's go.

Ow, I'm going.

Hey, Rick, plug in your phone.

Take it easy, Rick.

If it isn't creepy and sneaky.

Dude, you can stand up.

I was going to tell you. You know...

I liked your chicharrones until this one
called me pollo pollo.

Are we still talking about this?

That's just a play on words.

And then this one tried to kiss me.

It's just a play on lips.

You know, I would like to let you guys
go. We accept.

But I can't.

You can't unsee what you've already
seen. The eyes have good memories.

They're like the brain.

Of the faith.

Ultimas palabras, putos.

What is that?

Bitches. Not the first part.

Last words.

Actually, yeah.

I knew if this time ever came, I wanted
to put on this bandana that my dad

gave me when I was just a kid.

Before you went away to prison.

He used to take me to this vape shop.

It was really cool.

Carcinogens it was called. And it was
two stories.

And he let me smoke all the youth vape.

And I was even part of the carcinogens
kid club for a bit.

And he gave me this bandana before he
left.

So I'm going to wear it.

So when I go to heaven.

He'll be able to find me.

Mine's for Steve.

I just want to tell you, when I took
that dog out that day,

it was his last lap, and I was supposed
to do whatever he wanted, and he wanted

to try to drive the car.

I knew it was stupid. I knew he was
going to be bad at it. He was so bad.

couldn't drive at all. And he hit you.

I didn't know what to do. I got scared.

I'm so sorry that happened.

But you're my best friend in the world.

And I can't die knowing that you're mad
at me.

I forgive you, man.

Bro, don't make this shit so gay, fella.

Shut up.

Time to die boy. Oh polio

Oh

My

god,

it's pottery no change

to that store.

And you tried all the new flavors.

And then you vomited all the way home.

I didn't care.

And you didn't care either.

I gave you that on your fifth birthday.

Holy shit!

Dad?

Steve!

Dad!

Oh!

I thought you were in jail.

No, I escaped. Within a month, I was
out.

I wanted to see you. I wanted to look
you up. I wanted to know you.

But I thought that I'd be a bad
influence on you. I went and visited you

week for nine years.

They said you were busy.

And you escaped after one month?

Embarrassing. I always thought I could
get out of this life and get into yours.

I can't believe it's you.

Dad.

I was talking about you every day.

What happened, Dad?

Did I get shot at? Yeah, on the foot.

Who the fuck shot me?

It's going to be okay now.

You know what I wish?

What, Dad?

I wish I could have been there for you.

You're here for me now, Dad.

It's okay.

Quit quiet, pussies. Get the fuck up.

He's right.

Freeze, you bitch!

Hands up! Get out of the fucking room!
Get out of the rest!

Oh, my God.

So, what, he's been in there the whole
time?

We didn't know a thing. Oh.

Hey,

you guys are here too?

We're in a group chat.

Is there an after?

You know, I don't know.

There's something.

There's something?

That's so cool. I'm happy for you, man.
Thanks, man. I'm happy for me, too. He

remembered your thing and everything.
Yeah, he gave it to me.

Oh, check out Murdoch. Can you believe
the dude can walk?

Yeah, he can walk. He's like a baby.

I couldn't believe it. Then they shot
him. Walk for a little bit. Dangerous

for me.

Silence!

Anyone have eyes on Petra now?

He got away from me.

Well, that's what happened.

It's 105 degrees outside.

Boys and girls, today is a unique day in
the history of our establishment.

The heroic efforts of some members of
our staff to keep drug trafficking out

our restaurant, which will no doubt
impact some of our performance, have

monumental. And as a thank you, I would
like to present two pure pewter

bus tubs to Steve Farn and Marky
Montgomery.

What? Look at this.

Whoa, are these real pewter? And, due to
Rick's absence, and to take advantage

of some of the media buzz surrounding
the drug boss, I would like to announce

are going to bring one of you leperous
scuzz wranglers up to the rank of

Against my better judgment, I would like
to announce the newest waiter at the

Border Bistro.

Marky, come up and get this cat.

Bee? Bee?

Oh, my goodness.

Bee. What?

Bee.

Bee.

Thank you, Manager Tim.

Thank you, America.

Well, seven months ago, I knew that if I
became a waiter, I would get

everything I wanted in life.

The image, the girl, the money, the
future.

But I was actually wrong.

I already have all that stuff.

I got everything I always wanted.

I got a friend.

So thank you, but I'm going to pass.

I'm going to stay right here.

Next to my buddy.

Busboys for life.

Boss Boys for life.

But I have a question, Manager Tim.

Are these waiter promotions at all
transferable?

Depends on who you give it to.

I was thinking of giving it to the
hardest working person in the building.

Day in, day out, they break their back
to provide a really nice life for their

family.

Ginger would be a great waitress.

Yes, she would. Approved.

Ginger. Thank you. Yes, Ginger.

Thank you.

Ginger. Now that she's a waitress, I
have to go back to school, you piece of

shit.

Marky. Oh, you're welcome.

So, wait, you're a bath boy again?

You're damn right I am.

Um, perhaps.

Well, I guess this is it.

Wait, you're going this way?

Are you going this way, too?

Yeah. Why'd you say this is it? I don't
know. I just thought we might be

walking. Yeah, that's fine.

Oh, I was going to tell you. Your dad is
young, dude. Yeah.

Means I'm going to be jacked as well
when I grow up. Oh, yeah, for sure. It's

the bloodstream. I know, man. Pump,
pump.

Yeah, I'm excited about that.

And now that I got my dad back, I think
I'm going to back off that surgery for

my mom.

Oh.

I think that's good.

You should do something for you.

I think I'm going to go back to high
school.

Really? Yeah. I used to hate it, but
once we did it undercover, I kind of dug

it. It gets easier.

Plus, I never finished, so I only have
about 38 hours left.

Well, I think that's cool.

And if you ever need a tutor, I'd want
to help.

Let's go in.

Let's make some toast.

You've been in there for like two hours.

Yeah, I can't do this.

I don't even know what I'm looking for
down here.

Jesus.

Look, I'm just a waiter, okay?

I don't even know how to really do
anything else.

Fucking hot place.