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You really found this in your mom's room?

Yeah, I always hear a buzzing in her drawer when my dad's on business trips,

I grabbed it when she wasn't looking.

Okay. I don't even know what it is, though.

Yeah, it's like a sword.

Yeah, I don't know.

What do you think our stepbrothers are doing right now?

I don't know, probably like lame guide stuff.

Probably.

It's kind of boring. You want to go bother them for a little bit?

Yeah, sure. Why not?

Yeah,

get shit on. Fuck.

Oh my god, I died. Dude, are you for real right now?

See, I can't do that because I keep dying.

Hey, what you doing?

Oh, what's up?

Nothing, we're just playing video games.

Can we join?

You guys don't even know how to play video games. It's like a super manly

We can do guy stuff too.

Okay, how about this? Let's make a bet.

If you guys are better at video games than us, I will give you whatever's in

bank account.

But if you're not...

You can be whatever's in your bank account.

Okay. All right, let's see it.

Oh, what?

No way.

Dude. Why are they kind of good?

Yeah.

Okay, you know what?

Video games are for nerds anyways.

I know something way manly we can do.

There's a basketball here somewhere.

We're gonna play sports.

Gross.

What are you doing? Why have you guys been weird as fuck all day?

What, do you decide to quit then?

Fuck no, you just need to chill out.

So this right here is the manliest thing you can do. And if you guys leave or

look away, we win the bet.

Deal? Okay.

Okay.

Bam.

Ugh.

That's disgusting.

Oh my gosh. Don't look.

You gotta look or you lose the bet.

You know, that actually looks exactly like this.

Oh my gosh. I totally forgot.

I guess that's what that is. Yeah, we were wondering.

A tutorial, basically.

Right, right.

Yeah, so you...

Just a little bit.

video.

That's a mean dick.

Thank you.

tasted. Ew.

Oh my gosh. Do you guys want to quit yet?

Not whenever.

Okay.

It's a close call.

My brother fucking you guys.

Take all that dick.

I'm gonna sit right there.

Are you watching? Fuck me.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

You're such a dick.

That was too good.

We did.

Y 'all two really wanna fuck?