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WWW.MY-SUBS.COM
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Since the 1970s,
home video games
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have been coveted by children
around the world.
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I was not one
of those children.
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What do you think?
I won it bowling.
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It was either that
or a Crock-Pot,
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and I already got
three of those,
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so I thought I'd surprise you.
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No, thank you.
Video games are for children.
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Sheldon, you are a child.
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I just blew the hot
off your SpaghettiOs.
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I'm sorry, Meemaw.
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I just don't think
it's a very productive
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use of my time.
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You're a man of science.
Aren't you interested
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in doing a little research here?
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"Brave adventurer,
prepare to enter a world
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beyond your imagination,
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where the only sound you'll
hear is your own heart pounding
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as you race through
the dark woods."
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- This sounds terrifying.
- Really?
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You don't even want to try it?
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Honestly, I'd have more fun
with the Crock-Pot.
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Fine. I'll just
play by myself.
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- That's amusing.
- Why?
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I guess it's the juxtaposition
of an old person
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using new technology.
It tickles me.
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What if this old person
really tickles you?
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I'll play! I'll play!
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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I'm not getting
any younger.
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I have to read the
instructions first.
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Did you know this document
gives us specific legal rights?
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We may also have other rights
which vary from state to state?
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I did not.
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Well, now you do.
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- All right, I'm ready.
- Great!
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To read the
manufacturer's warranty.
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Oh, you're killing me.
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Hey, George. How y'all been?
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Good, good. Hey, you fixed
your place up. Looking snazzy.
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Ah, thanks. Even got
a new water cooler.
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It's got those pointy cups,
look like Madonna's bra.
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So, what's going on
with your truck,
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other than the fact
that it's got 130,000 miles on it?
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She's been running hot.
I'm worried I need a new radiator.
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As your friend and neighbor,
I hope not,
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but as a businessman,
that'd be pretty sweet.
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It could just be the thermostat
not opening right.
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That is correct.
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How'd you know that?
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I took auto repair last year.
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And you actually paid attention?
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I'm as surprised as you are.
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Now we need to put in
a name before we start.
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What are you thinking?
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We should combine
the letters in our two names,
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Sheldon and Meemaw.
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Like, uh... ShelMaw?
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No, using all the
letters, like...
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Emelda Showmen.
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Did you just do that
in your head?
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Yes, why?
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Never mind. Just put it down.
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All right, here we go.
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I thought I was playing.
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You don't know how to play.
You didn't read the manual.
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You're in charge, Emelda.
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Thank you.
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Should I go left or right?
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Why don't you try going
in that cave?
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Why would I do that?
It's probably dangerous.
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Sheldon, they wouldn't
have put the cave there
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if they didn't
want you to go in it.
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Seems unnecessarily
reckless, but okay.
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Dark and dangerous.
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I told you.
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Just keep going.
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The box was right.
My heart is pounding.
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All right, good news.
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Tell me.
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Well, the kid was right.
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It's just the thermostat.
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Yeah, yeah.
So how long to fix it?
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- Nothing, 20 minutes.
- Can I help?
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Well, sure. Grab yourself a pair
of coveralls and have at it.
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Thanks.
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Really?
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I'm paying you
so my own son can fix my truck?
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Well, we could have
my son do it,
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but we know how
that's gonna end.
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What are you doing?
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- Kill him!
- I'm trying!
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Well, what's
the problem?
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I seem to have weak thumbs.
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Pause it.
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I'm a little winded.
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Why don't you let the old person
give it a shot?
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Would you like me to give
you a tutorial first?
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Give it to me.
I'll figure it out.
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We are such different
people, Meemaw.
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Thank you.
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Die, you sumbitches, die!
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- Very different people.
- Die, you sumbitches!
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When I grow up, will I be
a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader?
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"Not likely." Darn it.
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Did you tell her?
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Why don't you tell her?
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Tell me what?
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Herschel offered me
a part-time job.
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Really?
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Between that and football practice,
when would you do your homework?
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When does he do it?
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Are you okay with this?
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Yeah, I think it'd
be good for him.
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I don't know, I think his
education should come first.
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Come on, Mom. It's not like
I'm gonna graduate
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"val-dictator-torian."
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You heard him.
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Fine, but I want you here
for dinner every night,
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and if your grades slip,
you are done.
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- Thank you.
- Now go wash up.
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And don't get grease
all over my towels.
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He really did know his stuff
at the shop. It was impressive.
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All right, well,
maybe it'll be a good thing.
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How about a Houston
Oilers cheerleader?
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"Signs point to yes."
I'm gonna marry a quarterback.
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Over the next few days,
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I ran to my meemaw's house
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so we could save
the 8-bit princess.
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And if it's unclear
how important this was,
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let me say it again: I ran.
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Right behind you,
monster, monster!
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I see him!
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You're losing life points,
do something!
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Calm down, I've got this.
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No, no, no,
you're going to die!
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We're going to have
to restart this level!
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Okay, we need to set
a few ground rules.
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Rules, love 'em.
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Mazes, puzzles,
panic attacks,
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you're in charge.
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Whooping monster butt,
that's my purview.
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Understood.
However...
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Excuse me. Is there
a monster on that screen?
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Yes, ma'am.
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And can two players
swing the magic sword?
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- No.
- So...
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what does that mean
as we go forward?
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I have to shut my yap.
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Attaboy.
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Can I still have
a panic attack?
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If you do it quietly.
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No, no, no.
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So me and Herschel dropped
the engine on this Pacer today.
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It was so cool.
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I had a buddy in high school
had a Pacer
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with the flames
painted on the side,
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which was funny 'cause
the damn thing caught fire
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during the Homecoming parade.
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Too bad he didn't know Herschel.
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He can fix anything.
Guy's a genius.
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You mean
a car genius.
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Is Dad getting his
feelings hurt?
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"Yes."
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The ball don't lie.
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Sorry!
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Excuse us.
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Thank you.
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See you later.
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There it is!
The cyclops!
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I see it!
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- Get it, get it!
- I'm trying!
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Use the sword!
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- Use the sword!
- Your yap is open again.
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Hello?
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What?
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It's past his bedtime. Let's go.
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Oh, come on, five more minutes?
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No. Now say goodnight
to your grandson.
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You'll play with him
again tomorrow.
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Good night, Sheldon.
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Good night, Meemaw.
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Don't play without me.
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Of course not.
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How old are you?
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And I got my answer.
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- Hey, neighbor, what's up?
- Sorry to bother you so late,
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but one of my guys
called in sick tomorrow...
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...so we couldn't find
the key to the palace,
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but then I figured out it was
in the hay behind the stables.
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Great.
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- Hey, Herschel.
- Mary.
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I also found us extra life
points inside a demon.
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There are demons in this game?
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Don't worry,
Meemaw cut his head off.
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Anyhoo, uh, I was wondering
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if Georgie could come by after
school tomorrow and help me out.
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Oh, I don't know, Herschel,
he's got football practice.
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- Mm.
- What's going on?
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Herschel's asking
if you want to work after school.
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Great, I'll be there.
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- What about football?
- What about it?
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I mostly sit
on the bench all day.
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That's because
you got to earn your way
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onto first string.
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Or I can earn some money
working for Herschel.
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Why don't you and I talk a bit
before you make a decision?
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Sorry, I... I didn't mean
to cause a problem.
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I'll find somebody else.
Y'all have a good night.
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- Night, Herschel.
- Night.
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Thanks a lot.
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You really want
to quit football
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- to go work in a garage?
- Hell yeah.
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I thought you loved the game.
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I do, but look at me.
I weigh 125 pounds.
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- That's not important.
- It's not?
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Every time I get tackled,
somebody's got to run over
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with smelling salts
just to wake me back up.
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Well, this isn't your decision.
You're gonna play football.
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You can't make me.
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Oh yeah? Wait and see.
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Screw this.
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Even while sleeping,
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my quest to save
the princess continued,
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which was quite a departure
from my usual dreams,
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such as determining
the coolest prime number...
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which, by the way, is 73.
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Kill it, Meemaw! Kill it!
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What do you think I'm trying
to do? It won't die.
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Maybe you need
a different weapon.
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I already tried the
slingshot and the boomerang.
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All I have left is
the damn flute.
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It's a piccolo.
Didn't you pay attention
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when the old lady gave it to us?
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- Hello?
- Meemaw.
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I'm sorry for waking you,
but I know how to kill the cyclops.
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We have to play the piccolo.
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Ooh.
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What a great idea, moonpie.
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We'll try it tomorrow.
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Excellent... Wait.
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How'd you answer your phone
so fast? It's not next to your bed.
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Uh, well, actually,
I was on my way to the bathroom.
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You know us old people
and our bladders.
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I'll call you right back.
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That fibber.
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You're playing
the game right now.
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I am not.
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00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,266
I saw you with my binoculars.
254
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,394
Oh. How about that?
255
00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,396
You promised not to play
without me.
256
00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:30,023
We're a team.
Emelda Showmen, remember?
257
00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:33,068
I'm turning off the game
and going to sleep right now.
258
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,653
You'd better.
259
00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,447
I love you. Good night.
260
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,202
Binoculars for his birthday.
261
00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:44,287
What was I thinking?
262
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:52,713
Where's Georgie?
263
00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,506
Don't worry about it.
264
00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,007
I wasn't worried.
265
00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:58,510
I was practicing chitchat.
266
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,680
Your mother's taking him
to school.
267
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:04,641
That's not very efficient.
Our car's already going there.
268
00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:06,935
Not that it's any
of your business,
269
00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:08,538
but I needed a break
from your brother.
270
00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:12,441
I certainly understand that.
He's an acquired taste.
271
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:13,692
Like Grape-Nuts.
272
00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:16,278
The first time I tried it,
I thought I was eating gravel.
273
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:19,406
But then I put a little sugar
on it and let it get soggy.
274
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,742
Now it's in my top six cereals.
275
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:24,286
I'll try soaking Georgie
in a bowl of milk.
276
00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:26,830
Sarcasm?
277
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,833
- Yeah.
- I had a feeling.
278
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,836
The clue was you don't normally
put people in bowls of milk.
279
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,533
I'm Sheldon Cooper's grandmother
280
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:05,744
and, uh, I need to take him out
of school today.
281
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:07,704
Sure. What's the reason?
282
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:10,791
His Aunt Emelda's
not doing well,
283
00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:12,751
and has asked to see him
'fore she goes.
284
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,169
Oh, I am so sorry.
285
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:16,463
Does she want to see
his older brother also?
286
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,173
Nah. She didn't
like him as much.
287
00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:22,803
Okay. I'll just
track down Sheldon, then.
288
00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:29,267
Boy, do I love a pop quiz.
289
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:33,438
Will Sheldon Cooper please
come to the main office?
290
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,069
"Ooh," what?
291
00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:44,699
This is hooky, Meemaw.
292
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,451
Hooky is a serious offense.
293
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:48,745
You're messing with me, right?
294
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:50,622
Any other kid would be
thrilled their grandma
295
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,749
took them out of school
to play a video game.
296
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,042
You've known me ten years.
297
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,086
When have I ever
messed with you?
298
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:01,174
I didn't see your kid
at practice today.
299
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,176
Everything all right?
300
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,970
Not really.
301
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,670
That's it? You're not gonna
ask me what's going on?
302
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,405
I just did. You shut me out.
303
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,824
Well, it doesn't mean
you can't persist a little.
304
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,802
You know, this is the kind
of crap I get from my wife.
305
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,369
I do not need it from you.
306
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:31,538
Sorry.
307
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,672
You're really not gonna ask?
308
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,058
Oh, boy.
309
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:58,440
Well, moonpie, this is it.
310
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,108
Our final dungeon.
311
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:02,861
Hard to believe.
312
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,487
Yeah.
313
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:10,744
Would you like
to fight the last boss?
314
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,329
You think I'm ready?
315
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,331
We couldn't have gotten here
without you.
316
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,350
Well, except for the part
you did when I was sleeping.
317
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:19,085
We're having a moment here.
Don't ruin it.
318
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,550
I've fought many
digital battles in my life,
319
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:29,554
but none are as memorable
as this first one with my meemaw.
320
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:31,348
By handing me the controller,
321
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,725
she was telling me
she believed in me.
322
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:38,521
That inside my small, fragile
frame beat the heart of a hero.
323
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,652
Behind you, behind you!
What're you doing?
324
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,254
Hit the A. Hit...
I know, I'm pressing it.
325
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,589
- Hit the A button.
- I'm pressing it.
326
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,333
- Throw a bomb, throw the bomb!
- Which way?
327
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:49,574
Throw the bomb.
328
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,996
Hey. You up for some company?
329
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,624
Sure. Come on in.
330
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,001
Sorry about the light beer,
331
00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:02,253
but Brenda's got me
on this health kick.
332
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,672
You are melting away.
333
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,257
Shut up. So, listen...
334
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:10,595
I feel bad about Georgie
and this whole football thing.
335
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,389
Thanks, but it's not on you.
336
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:16,017
I appreciate that,
but you got to know
337
00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,852
there's an upside to this.
338
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,312
And that would be?
339
00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:23,441
Your son has got a special gift.
340
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,402
A gift?
341
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,903
We are talking
about Georgie, right?
342
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,906
Yeah. I mean, first off,
the kid really knows his way
343
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,909
around an engine,
which is all well and good.
344
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:36,246
But when it comes
to fixing tires,
345
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:40,250
I swear, I've never seen
anything like him.
346
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,293
Tires? How do you mean?
347
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:45,338
George, I've been patching flats
for 25 years.
348
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:47,257
You know,
slap some soapy water on them,
349
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,883
look for
the air bubble.
350
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:53,471
But your son,
he doesn't need any tricks.
351
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:56,307
He knows
where the puncture holes are.
352
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:57,475
He knows?
353
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,769
He knows.
354
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,856
He's got a sixth sense
for tire damage.
355
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,333
I mean,
you got to see him in action.
356
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,526
It... it'll give you chills.
357
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:07,809
You know, now that you say it,
358
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,195
whenever we had
a leaky football,
359
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:11,197
he knew exactly
where the hole was.
360
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:14,909
I am telling you, your boy's
got a future in the tire business.
361
00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:18,788
Goodyear, Firestone, somebody's
gonna scoop him up first round.
362
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:20,915
Thanks, Herschel.
363
00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:22,292
That does my heart good.
364
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,045
So I guess you got two geniuses
in the family.
365
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:26,629
Guess I do.
366
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,758
Who knows,
maybe Missy'll make it three.
367
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,635
Or it's two.
368
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:47,650
I won. I saved the princess.
369
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,403
I knew you could do it!
370
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:52,530
Yes! We saved her!
371
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,407
We saved the princess!
We did it!
372
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,576
- We did it.
- Yep.
373
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,751
So now what?
374
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,253
We just return
to our ordinary lives?
375
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,048
I guess so.
376
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:17,889
Or... we could just go to
the store and buy another game.
377
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:24,521
Since that night,
I've battled orcs, zombies,
378
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,774
Nazis, Nazi-zombies,
a dinosaur in a go-kart,
379
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,526
and played Van Halen's
"Hot for Teacher"
380
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,444
on a stringless
plastic guitar.
381
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,655
But nothing would ever compare
382
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:36,491
to that first quest
with my Meemaw.
383
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,868
Although Leonard pulling
a groin muscle
384
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:42,247
doing Dance Dance Revolution
was a close second.
385
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:52,132
♪ Oh, my love ♪
386
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:55,760
♪ My darling ♪
387
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:59,556
♪ I've hungered for... ♪
388
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:03,017
Talk to me.
Tell me where it hurts.
389
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:05,979
Gotcha.
390
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,944
I got goose bumps.
391
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:15,488
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