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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:26,660 I love sex! 2 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:28,761 It’s just one of the truly great ideas. 3 00:00:28,860 --> 00:00:29,760 I mean, just the fact... 4 00:00:29,860 --> 00:00:32,940 that our bodies have this built-in capacity for joy, 5 00:00:33,060 --> 00:00:36,420 it makes me love God. Yes! 6 00:00:53,340 --> 00:00:54,440 - Sorry. - What? 7 00:00:54,620 --> 00:00:56,200 - It broke. - It broke? 8 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,040 - Don’t worry. - It broke? 9 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:00,960 It’s okay. 10 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,380 It broke?! 11 00:01:17,580 --> 00:01:19,100 Let’s just cuddle. 12 00:01:19,220 --> 00:01:22,300 - Cuddle? - Like little bunnies or little babies. 13 00:01:22,420 --> 00:01:24,420 It’s so much better. 14 00:01:24,660 --> 00:01:25,900 Safer. 15 00:01:25,940 --> 00:01:27,220 Than what? 16 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:28,460 Than sex. 17 00:01:28,820 --> 00:01:30,700 That’s my latest medical test. 18 00:01:30,740 --> 00:01:33,380 The results of my blood test from a month ago. 19 00:01:33,420 --> 00:01:35,300 - A month ago? - Last week. 20 00:01:35,340 --> 00:01:37,660 - Last week? - This afternoon. 21 00:01:37,780 --> 00:01:40,020 I also need to know the name of your internist... 22 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:44,300 your most recent X-rays, your passport, and a list of your previous sexual contacts. 23 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:46,780 But isn’t that a little extreme? 24 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:49,140 Do you want the apartment? 25 00:02:12,580 --> 00:02:13,760 No! 26 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,740 No, I can’t take it. It’s insane. 27 00:02:22,940 --> 00:02:24,140 Enough. 28 00:02:24,140 --> 00:02:25,340 Sex... 29 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,300 is too sacred to be treated this way. 30 00:02:28,340 --> 00:02:32,820 Sex was never meant to be safe or negotiated or fatal. 31 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:36,340 So I really did it. 32 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:39,020 This guy... 33 00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:42,340 I’m in bed with him, and he starts crying. 34 00:02:43,620 --> 00:02:44,980 So he says: 35 00:02:47,620 --> 00:02:48,820 I’m sorry. 36 00:02:49,780 --> 00:02:51,180 It’s just... 37 00:02:53,820 --> 00:02:55,900 This used to be so much fun. 38 00:02:58,740 --> 00:03:00,900 So, no sex. 39 00:03:01,660 --> 00:03:04,220 Not for me. Done. 40 00:03:04,340 --> 00:03:06,900 Excuse me, where’s Third Avenue? 41 00:03:09,540 --> 00:03:11,820 - It’s right over there. - Thanks a lot. 42 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:14,460 Sure, any time. Don’t mention it. 43 00:03:15,100 --> 00:03:16,300 Welcome. 44 00:03:18,660 --> 00:03:20,140 And you know what? 45 00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:23,620 It’s gonna be fine. 46 00:03:23,660 --> 00:03:26,420 Because I am a naturally cheerful person... 47 00:03:26,420 --> 00:03:29,100 and I will find a substitute for sex. 48 00:03:29,620 --> 00:03:31,460 Sex Light, Sex Helper, 49 00:03:31,740 --> 00:03:34,220 I Can’t Believe It’s Not Sex! 50 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:37,620 I’ll find a great new way to live, and a way to be happy. 51 00:03:37,740 --> 00:03:38,700 So... 52 00:03:39,380 --> 00:03:40,620 no sex. 53 00:03:42,540 --> 00:03:43,500 I’m ready... 54 00:03:43,620 --> 00:03:45,100 I’m willing... 55 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:46,940 let’s go. 56 00:03:58,820 --> 00:04:00,300 That’s the answer. 57 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:03,580 I’ll just pour all my physical needs into working out. 58 00:04:03,580 --> 00:04:05,100 No sex... 59 00:04:05,420 --> 00:04:06,620 just sweat. 60 00:04:08,100 --> 00:04:09,620 Can I get a spot? 61 00:04:29,540 --> 00:04:30,980 You got it. 62 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:34,660 How much do you want... 63 00:04:35,140 --> 00:04:36,220 on? 64 00:04:38,780 --> 00:04:40,060 45s. 65 00:04:41,340 --> 00:04:42,900 I just joined. 66 00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:46,740 You like it here? 67 00:04:47,060 --> 00:04:48,380 Yeah. A lot. 68 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:54,140 Steve. 69 00:04:54,660 --> 00:04:55,860 Jeffrey. 70 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:57,340 Jeff. 71 00:04:59,780 --> 00:05:01,060 You okay? 72 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:02,700 Sure. 73 00:05:13,260 --> 00:05:14,300 So... 74 00:05:14,660 --> 00:05:16,220 do you want to... 75 00:05:18,300 --> 00:05:19,780 do your set? 76 00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:22,860 Yeah. Sure. 77 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:30,580 You ready? 78 00:05:31,220 --> 00:05:32,460 Yeah. 79 00:05:37,540 --> 00:05:40,100 One, two... that’s right... 80 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:41,780 three... 81 00:05:42,340 --> 00:05:43,380 four. 82 00:05:43,380 --> 00:05:45,940 You love it. Come on. Five. 83 00:05:48,380 --> 00:05:49,460 Six... 84 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:52,660 One more, come on. 85 00:05:52,780 --> 00:05:55,140 Get ready. I’m with you. Don’t stop. 86 00:05:55,380 --> 00:05:58,020 Push it. You want it, you need it. 87 00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:00,820 Come on, give me everything, every ounce, every drop. 88 00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:03,060 Pump it, baby... 89 00:06:03,140 --> 00:06:04,780 Oh, my God, you are too much. 90 00:06:04,780 --> 00:06:07,660 You are the best. You are the most. You are the king. 91 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:09,860 You’re there, you’re doing it. 92 00:06:10,180 --> 00:06:12,140 Come to papa. You’re on it. 93 00:06:12,140 --> 00:06:13,700 Go. 94 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:22,580 Great set. 95 00:06:23,340 --> 00:06:24,940 You, too. I mean... 96 00:06:25,380 --> 00:06:28,140 - thanks for the spot. - Any time. 97 00:06:28,660 --> 00:06:29,940 You look... 98 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:32,180 great. 99 00:06:32,940 --> 00:06:34,140 Thanks. 100 00:06:34,540 --> 00:06:36,460 You look terrific. 101 00:06:37,740 --> 00:06:39,020 Jeffrey... 102 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:40,740 Jeff... 103 00:06:41,260 --> 00:06:42,220 Yeah? 104 00:06:42,260 --> 00:06:44,820 What would happen if I... 105 00:06:46,860 --> 00:06:49,060 kissed you, right now? 106 00:06:50,340 --> 00:06:51,140 What? 107 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:54,860 You want to? 108 00:06:57,420 --> 00:06:58,820 I have to... 109 00:06:58,900 --> 00:07:00,380 The water fountain... 110 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,300 - Chicken shit. - I am not. I’m dehydrated. I need carbs. 111 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:04,280 Get ready. 112 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:06,740 I need to work on my abs. I need a protein shake. 113 00:07:06,820 --> 00:07:09,140 - Do you like amino acids? - You bet. 114 00:07:15,140 --> 00:07:16,940 - Oh, man. - Gross. 115 00:07:16,940 --> 00:07:19,220 - That’s disgusting. - I’m gonna puke. 116 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:29,380 No. 117 00:07:45,820 --> 00:07:47,220 Jesus. 118 00:07:57,660 --> 00:07:58,980 Thank you. 119 00:08:10,460 --> 00:08:12,220 You saw Mother Teresa? 120 00:08:12,380 --> 00:08:14,420 I swear. She helped me up. 121 00:08:14,780 --> 00:08:16,180 How did she look? 122 00:08:16,660 --> 00:08:18,740 I don’t know. She was walking. 123 00:08:18,740 --> 00:08:22,020 - She looked great. - Please. She’s had work done. 124 00:08:27,180 --> 00:08:28,540 Can I do this? 125 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:31,860 Or do I look like some sort of gay superhero? 126 00:08:33,140 --> 00:08:35,300 Sterling, I think I’m giving up sex. 127 00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:37,100 - You are? - Why? 128 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:39,660 I just think it’s time. 129 00:08:39,740 --> 00:08:42,300 I love sex so much, but everything has gotten too scary. 130 00:08:42,420 --> 00:08:45,620 - It’s too overwhelming. - My dear, what you need is a relationship. 131 00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:47,260 A relationship? 132 00:08:47,540 --> 00:08:48,860 And shoes. 133 00:08:49,060 --> 00:08:51,060 If you had a boyfriend, then you’d relax. 134 00:08:51,220 --> 00:08:53,780 You’d set the rules once, then everything will be fine. 135 00:08:53,860 --> 00:08:56,660 That’s what Darius and I did, and we’ve been together now for... 136 00:08:56,740 --> 00:08:59,340 almost two years. - But Darius is a dancer. 137 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:01,580 - He’s in “Cats”. - Oh, my. 138 00:09:01,780 --> 00:09:05,060 Exactly. I said you needed a boyfriend, not a person. 139 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:08,060 I mean, I really do love Darius. 140 00:09:08,820 --> 00:09:11,260 I love his body. I love his smile. 141 00:09:11,380 --> 00:09:13,100 He has great hands and feet. 142 00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:16,220 On some dancers, the toes are all smushed... 143 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:17,780 and I would just simply say: 144 00:09:17,780 --> 00:09:20,340 “Sorry, Misha, not without socks.” 145 00:09:22,260 --> 00:09:24,180 And Darius loves me. 146 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:25,820 Lord knows why. 147 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:29,420 And how is Darius? Is he back in the show? 148 00:09:29,420 --> 00:09:31,580 Of course, he’s fine. 149 00:09:32,340 --> 00:09:34,220 It’s just a reaction to the AZT. 150 00:09:34,380 --> 00:09:36,780 They adjusted the dose. He’s great. 151 00:09:37,420 --> 00:09:38,700 Of course. 152 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:45,580 You think I don’t know how I sound. 153 00:09:45,660 --> 00:09:46,980 Of course I know. 154 00:09:46,980 --> 00:09:49,100 But I have made a decision. 155 00:09:49,220 --> 00:09:51,460 I’ve always been lucky, all my life. 156 00:09:51,540 --> 00:09:54,980 Obviously. And I intend to stay lucky. 157 00:09:56,260 --> 00:09:58,100 And you still have sex? 158 00:09:58,300 --> 00:09:59,460 Of course. 159 00:09:59,660 --> 00:10:01,260 Safe sex. The best. 160 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:04,820 Two cappuccinos. Thank you, darling, big kiss. 161 00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:07,900 The earring, fun. Last year. 162 00:10:08,340 --> 00:10:10,900 I mean Jeffrey, it’s just sex. 163 00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:13,100 Just sex? 164 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:14,700 Just sex? 165 00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:25,020 Hi, I’m Skip Winkley, and welcome to “It’s Just Sex”. 166 00:10:25,220 --> 00:10:27,980 The show where we explore human sexuality... 167 00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:30,460 and win big prizes. 168 00:10:31,740 --> 00:10:34,740 And what a great group of contestants we have today. 169 00:10:34,740 --> 00:10:36,740 - Three gay men. - Hi, Skip. 170 00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:38,020 Hey, Skip. 171 00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:39,500 Bisexual. 172 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,260 Oh, me too. 173 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:44,220 Now it’s time to play “It’s Just Sex”. Remember... 174 00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:47,420 each question may have more than one correct answer. 175 00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:49,580 The most stylish reply wins. 176 00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:53,540 Thank you, Cheryl. Isn’t she lovely? 177 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,620 Look who I’m asking. 178 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:57,860 Question number one. 179 00:10:57,900 --> 00:11:01,820 What seemingly harmless events can now be fatal... 180 00:11:01,980 --> 00:11:03,900 if they occur during sex? 181 00:11:06,780 --> 00:11:08,060 A paper cut. 182 00:11:08,140 --> 00:11:09,780 Recent dental work. 183 00:11:09,980 --> 00:11:11,340 Fluorescent lighting. 184 00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:13,620 Correct, for 100 points. 185 00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:16,380 Question number two... 186 00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:20,980 Who is your favorite sexual fantasy? 187 00:11:23,860 --> 00:11:25,660 Denzel Washington. 188 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:27,900 That guy at the gym. 189 00:11:27,940 --> 00:11:29,100 Yoko Ono. 190 00:11:31,740 --> 00:11:33,140 To see the apartment. 191 00:11:33,220 --> 00:11:35,060 Correct again, for 100 points. 192 00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:39,140 And now, our bonus round, where everything can change. 193 00:11:39,140 --> 00:11:41,260 For 500 points. 194 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:44,660 Let’s say there’s a fellow who just loves having sex... 195 00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:46,420 more than anything. 196 00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:48,980 What will happen to him... 197 00:11:49,140 --> 00:11:52,780 if he just flat out, dag-nabbit, stops? 198 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:55,140 Oh, my. 199 00:11:58,340 --> 00:12:00,260 Skip, my answer is this: 200 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,220 If the fellow stops having sex... 201 00:12:02,340 --> 00:12:04,780 he will pour himself into his career... 202 00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:06,900 and all that rechanneled energy... 203 00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:09,140 will create incredible career karma... 204 00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:12,380 and he’ll be a huge success, and fantastically happy. 205 00:12:14,260 --> 00:12:15,660 Absolutely right. 206 00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:22,180 Oh, my God. 207 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,220 Hold it. 208 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:25,780 The judges have a question. 209 00:12:25,820 --> 00:12:28,380 Nothing really, just a minor technicality. 210 00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:33,420 It is true that a soaring career will compensate for no sex... 211 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:36,420 but what exactly is your career? 212 00:12:37,660 --> 00:12:39,500 I’m an actor... 213 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,420 - waiter. - Which means... 214 00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:42,900 I win! 215 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,660 Okay, so I’m an unemployed actor... 216 00:12:56,820 --> 00:12:58,380 But I’m talented. 217 00:12:58,420 --> 00:13:01,620 I think I am. Last week, I read for a part on a TV show. 218 00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:05,140 Read page 33. 219 00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:09,380 The show is “Manhattan Precinct”. The role is Police Officer #2. 220 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:12,300 Remember, there are no small parts. 221 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:14,740 Actually, there are. 222 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:18,260 All right, you’ve just burst in... 223 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:20,540 on the evil ghetto drug lord. 224 00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:24,700 You can go out and come in. 225 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:30,860 Action. 226 00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:33,860 Hold it right there, Diego. Freeze. 227 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,540 You’re a hero. You mean business. 228 00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:38,260 Go again. 229 00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:44,020 Action! 230 00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:47,300 Hold it right there, Diego. Freeze. 231 00:13:47,740 --> 00:13:50,540 You loathe him. You scorn him. 232 00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:52,980 Make me feel it. It’s more. 233 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,100 It’s prime time. 234 00:13:55,220 --> 00:13:56,300 Action! 235 00:14:11,980 --> 00:14:13,500 I just hate you. 236 00:14:17,780 --> 00:14:20,980 Perhaps you’d like to read for our gay role... 237 00:14:21,540 --> 00:14:22,780 Lance... 238 00:14:23,420 --> 00:14:24,820 the neighbor. 239 00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:31,340 Which is why I am a waiter... 240 00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:34,300 a cater-waiter to be exact. 241 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:40,100 I work at parties. It’s a lot of fun, actually, because I get to go everywhere. 242 00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:43,940 Private homes, tents in Central Park, hotels. 243 00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:46,220 It’s like gay National Guard. 244 00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:53,260 For anyone at all, you’ve ignored me... 245 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,180 but I don’t mind, because... 246 00:14:56,140 --> 00:14:58,060 I’ve tried on your fur. 247 00:14:58,060 --> 00:14:59,420 Good evening, everyone. 248 00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:03,820 I’m Ann Marwood-Bartle. 249 00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:08,940 And I’d like to welcome you all to country-western night... 250 00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:10,540 here at the Essex House... 251 00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:12,500 a hoedown for AIDS. 252 00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:20,580 The red ribbon I wear stands for AIDS awareness. 253 00:15:21,340 --> 00:15:24,460 The lavender ribbon is in memory of those who have died. 254 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:26,700 The pink ribbon... 255 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:28,460 is for breast cancer. 256 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:33,220 The diamond spray is a gift of my first husband. 257 00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:38,340 Come on, everybody, chow down. 258 00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:42,060 Look at me, I’m a cowperson. 259 00:15:46,220 --> 00:15:49,340 I need an Absolut and tonic, and two spritzers. 260 00:15:56,380 --> 00:15:57,260 Wow. 261 00:15:57,780 --> 00:16:00,340 Boy, I was hoping I’d run into you. 262 00:16:00,940 --> 00:16:04,180 I wanted to apologize about the other day at the gym. 263 00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:06,180 - I came on a little strong. - No. 264 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,780 You were great. I’m sorry I took off. 265 00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,500 I was acting weird. 266 00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:12,420 I’m an actor. 267 00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:15,180 I thought so. Have I seen you in something? 268 00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:19,140 Did you see “Manhattan Precinct” two weeks ago? 269 00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:21,460 End of the show, the gay neighbor? 270 00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:26,820 Hold it right there, Diego. Freeze. 271 00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:32,380 Oh, my God. Shoot him. 272 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,820 You were great. 273 00:16:37,420 --> 00:16:38,460 Hau. 274 00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:39,660 Why? 275 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:44,860 What do you really do? 276 00:16:45,060 --> 00:16:46,700 Actually, really? 277 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,620 I’m a bartender. 278 00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:51,820 I sort of acted and wrote... 279 00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:53,740 but mostly, I... 280 00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:56,660 You what? 281 00:16:58,580 --> 00:16:59,940 ...watch you. 282 00:17:02,060 --> 00:17:03,140 You do? 283 00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:04,420 He does. 284 00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:07,740 Spritzers, Table 15. 285 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,340 Roundup. 286 00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:12,620 Nice work, Little Feather. 287 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,380 - Bitch. - Squaw. 288 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:18,500 Is everyone ready to kick up their heels... 289 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,340 and rustle their petticoats... 290 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,580 for a new outpatient lounge? 291 00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:27,180 Cowhands, cowgirls... 292 00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:29,860 I give you a very special treat. 293 00:17:30,140 --> 00:17:32,420 They’ve been practicing for weeks. 294 00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:34,420 Let’s give a big... 295 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:37,860 whoop-dee-l-aye to Dr. Sidney Greenblatt... 296 00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:40,420 and his Mount Sinai Ramblers. 297 00:17:59,220 --> 00:18:01,260 Swing your partner, round you go... 298 00:18:01,260 --> 00:18:03,700 allemande left and do-si-do. 299 00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:10,860 - Do you have a lover? - No. 300 00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:13,100 - Are you seeing someone? - No. 301 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:16,020 - Do I care? - You are unbelievable. 302 00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:17,700 Find out. 303 00:18:17,940 --> 00:18:20,060 - Don’t you love this part? - What part? 304 00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:22,860 When you can’t find out enough about the other person. 305 00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:26,060 When it’s all interesting, when it all seems sexy. 306 00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:28,380 - First steps. - You move fast. 307 00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:29,980 Catch up... 308 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:33,940 because if I don’t touch you very soon, I may explode. 309 00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:39,500 Until about a minute ago, I had a very good reason not to go out with you. 310 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:40,780 Which was? 311 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:44,980 Wait, let me guess. Is it because I’m a cowboy and you’re... 312 00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:46,220 a waiter? 313 00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:47,860 We’re a proud people. 314 00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:49,260 What a shame. 315 00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:52,740 In a better world, I could ask you to square dance. 316 00:18:52,860 --> 00:18:55,180 Really? Want to square dance? 317 00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:58,180 Bow to your partner, step once more... 318 00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:01,940 cater-waiters, take the floor! 319 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,460 No! 320 00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:21,100 You can’t do that. This is my fantasy. 321 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,260 We’re not allowed to have fantasies. Not anymore. 322 00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:24,540 Come on, one more do-si-do. 323 00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:27,540 I can’t. I can’t explain it. It’s not you, it’s... 324 00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:29,140 Yes, it is you. 325 00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:30,900 - What? - I have to go. 326 00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:53,140 Hi, I’m Sharon... 327 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:56,340 and I’m a sexual compulsive. 328 00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:57,940 Hi, Sharon. 329 00:20:58,380 --> 00:20:59,900 That felt good. 330 00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:02,220 I feel like... 331 00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:05,300 I’m on my way. 332 00:21:06,060 --> 00:21:08,180 Admitting I have a problem... 333 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,380 is the first step to healing. 334 00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:17,420 For the first time in my life, I feel like I don’t need a man to define myself. 335 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:21,380 Hi, there. 336 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,980 So, he was really cute, this bartender. 337 00:21:28,060 --> 00:21:30,540 - He was fantastic. - Why aren’t you seeing him? 338 00:21:30,660 --> 00:21:33,100 I don’t know. I’m going nuts. 339 00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:35,700 You’re beginning to have a problem. Endive? 340 00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:37,940 - Hi, guys. - Hello, sweetheart. 341 00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:40,820 What a day. I am exhausted. 342 00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:43,780 Darius, aren’t you supposed to leave your costume at the theater? 343 00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:46,340 We’re filming the commercial, the new one. 344 00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:48,820 It ran late, I got stuck. So... 345 00:21:49,740 --> 00:21:51,500 you’re not having sex anymore. 346 00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:54,660 What Jeffrey needs is to fall in love and have a relationship. 347 00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:58,540 Then all this sex thing will simply fall into place. 348 00:21:58,740 --> 00:22:01,620 Exactly. I mean, look at us. 349 00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:06,140 Look at how happy we are. Don’t we make you wanna fall in love? 350 00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:09,620 Sometimes, I think we should be on a brochure for Middle America. 351 00:22:09,660 --> 00:22:11,140 Then everyone can say: 352 00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:13,900 “Look, a wholesome gay couple.” 353 00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:15,620 Excuse me. 354 00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:18,500 You two are not wholesome. You’re a decorator... 355 00:22:19,460 --> 00:22:22,220 excuse me, an interior designer, and he’s a dancer. 356 00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:24,780 You two are like Martha Stewart and Ann Miller... 357 00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:26,500 which, believe me, I prefer. 358 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:29,820 I just hate that gay role models are supposed to be like straight people. 359 00:22:30,020 --> 00:22:31,740 As if even straight people are like that. 360 00:22:31,740 --> 00:22:33,580 That is so true. 361 00:22:33,980 --> 00:22:36,540 I was watching these two guys on Nightline... 362 00:22:36,540 --> 00:22:39,100 on Gay Pride Day, and one of them said: 363 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,580 “Hi, I’m Bob Wheeler... 364 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,100 and I’m an attorney... 365 00:22:43,180 --> 00:22:44,820 and my lover, he’s a surgeon. 366 00:22:44,820 --> 00:22:47,060 We would like to show America that all gays... 367 00:22:47,060 --> 00:22:49,620 are not limp-wristed, screaming queens. 368 00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:54,300 There are gay truck drivers and gay cops and gay lumberjacks.” 369 00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:56,660 And I just thought, “Ooh, get her!” 370 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:01,140 Who’s Martha Stewart? 371 00:23:01,140 --> 00:23:03,580 She writes picture books about gracious living. 372 00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:05,820 Martha says that nothing else matters... 373 00:23:05,860 --> 00:23:08,180 if you can do a nice, dried floral arrangement. 374 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:09,660 I worship her. 375 00:23:11,380 --> 00:23:12,980 Who’s Ann Miller? 376 00:23:13,820 --> 00:23:15,220 Leave this house! 377 00:23:15,740 --> 00:23:17,660 Some people think I’m dumb... 378 00:23:17,780 --> 00:23:21,540 just because I’m a chorus boy with an eighth-grade education. 379 00:23:22,820 --> 00:23:25,500 I live in a townhouse and I don’t pay rent. 380 00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:29,540 I mean, I go to screenings and I take cabs. 381 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:31,820 Dumb? 382 00:23:32,340 --> 00:23:34,900 And yes, I’m in “Cats”. 383 00:23:36,620 --> 00:23:38,220 Now and forever... 384 00:23:38,540 --> 00:23:40,460 and I love it. I do. 385 00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:43,860 I figure I was too young for “A Chorus Line”... 386 00:23:45,580 --> 00:23:47,180 and too happy for “Les Mis”. 387 00:23:47,740 --> 00:23:49,620 I never got that show. 388 00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:50,820 “Les Mis”. 389 00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:52,940 I mean, it’s about this French guy, right... 390 00:23:53,180 --> 00:23:54,740 who steals a loaf of bread... 391 00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:57,620 and then he suffers for the rest of his life... 392 00:23:58,060 --> 00:23:59,340 for toast. 393 00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:01,820 Get over it. 394 00:24:03,060 --> 00:24:04,940 Why are there four place settings? 395 00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:15,620 What a surprise. 396 00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:17,180 Sterling. 397 00:24:17,420 --> 00:24:19,660 I met Stephen at the show house-opening. 398 00:24:19,660 --> 00:24:22,020 I think you’re perfect for each other. 399 00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:23,940 - Me, too. - Hi, there. 400 00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:26,180 He’s a bartender, so you have something in common. 401 00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:29,900 You can fall in love and cater together. You’ll be just like “Roots”. 402 00:24:41,740 --> 00:24:44,020 You are being ridiculous. 403 00:24:44,100 --> 00:24:46,340 Look at this man. He’s a dreamboat. 404 00:24:46,540 --> 00:24:48,260 - Which one? - Me. 405 00:24:48,380 --> 00:24:49,660 Heaven. 406 00:24:49,700 --> 00:24:52,260 This sex thing has got completely out of hand. 407 00:24:52,580 --> 00:24:55,860 - He’s not having sex anymore. - He’s not having sex, what’s the problem? 408 00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:57,580 You mean, no nasty? 409 00:24:58,220 --> 00:25:01,020 Wait. He’s turning down a date? I hate him. 410 00:25:02,900 --> 00:25:04,420 Listen to reason. 411 00:25:08,900 --> 00:25:09,980 Steve... 412 00:25:10,620 --> 00:25:14,140 from the second I saw you at the gym, I’ve thought of nothing, no one else. 413 00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:15,980 I have fantasized about you... 414 00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:17,340 naked... 415 00:25:17,580 --> 00:25:19,500 about you kissing me... 416 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:20,980 talking to me... 417 00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:22,780 walking down the street with me. 418 00:25:23,100 --> 00:25:25,700 Letting you do things to me I have only permitted... 419 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:27,500 with 5,000 other men. 420 00:25:28,140 --> 00:25:31,100 I think you could change my life, and change... 421 00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:33,020 the world. 422 00:25:33,780 --> 00:25:36,340 I think it’s completely and totally possible... 423 00:25:36,780 --> 00:25:39,700 that we could be the happiest people alive... 424 00:25:40,980 --> 00:25:43,100 except I’m not having sex anymore... 425 00:25:44,180 --> 00:25:45,460 so sorry. 426 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:47,900 Wait. 427 00:25:49,180 --> 00:25:50,780 Calm down. 428 00:25:53,860 --> 00:25:55,980 I want to see you. 429 00:25:55,980 --> 00:25:58,780 And we can take this as slow as you like. 430 00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:00,100 First step... 431 00:26:00,180 --> 00:26:02,980 - how about tomorrow night? - I’m working till 10:00. 432 00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:04,980 - Afterwards. - We’ll have dinner. 433 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,460 - You’ll have fun. - You’ll have appetizers. 434 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:10,100 - I don’t know. - We’re your friends. 435 00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:13,180 - You must obey us. - You have no choice. 436 00:26:14,260 --> 00:26:16,740 Come on. You’re gay, you’re single. 437 00:26:16,820 --> 00:26:18,420 It isn’t pretty. 438 00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:21,980 Yes. 439 00:26:35,620 --> 00:26:38,180 I am so proud of you. 440 00:26:38,860 --> 00:26:40,540 You’re dating again. 441 00:26:41,660 --> 00:26:43,260 - Jeffrey? - Yes? 442 00:26:44,180 --> 00:26:45,460 I just... 443 00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:49,420 - Just so there’s no surprises... - Sure. 444 00:26:51,660 --> 00:26:53,260 I’m HIV positive. 445 00:26:59,340 --> 00:27:00,740 Okay, right. 446 00:27:02,060 --> 00:27:05,020 - Does that make a difference? - No. Of course not. 447 00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:06,500 Please. 448 00:27:06,540 --> 00:27:08,580 HIV-positive men are the hottest. 449 00:27:10,060 --> 00:27:11,780 I mean, I’d understand. 450 00:27:11,980 --> 00:27:15,260 I’d be hurt and I’d be disappointed, but I just... 451 00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:19,420 - I wanted to be clear. - Really, it’s fine. 452 00:27:20,060 --> 00:27:22,540 Come on, it’s the 90s, right? 453 00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:24,900 Dinner at 10:00. 454 00:27:26,060 --> 00:27:27,380 I can’t wait. 455 00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:29,700 Do you feel lost? 456 00:27:30,420 --> 00:27:31,500 I do. 457 00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:36,300 So you come to me and say, “Debra... 458 00:27:36,340 --> 00:27:39,620 what can I do to feel better about myself in the world?” 459 00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:42,020 And you know what I say? 460 00:27:42,420 --> 00:27:44,420 Love, it’s real... 461 00:27:44,660 --> 00:27:47,220 it works. Go for it! 462 00:27:52,340 --> 00:27:56,180 I’m not here as a priest or a guru or any sort of religious leader. 463 00:27:56,180 --> 00:27:58,100 I’m just someone... 464 00:27:58,340 --> 00:27:59,620 who likes to talk. 465 00:28:00,380 --> 00:28:03,140 And I have people coming to me and saying, “Debra... 466 00:28:03,220 --> 00:28:05,780 I’m in love with an alcoholic. What should I do?” 467 00:28:05,940 --> 00:28:07,100 And I say: 468 00:28:07,100 --> 00:28:10,060 Don’t look to me for answers, look to yourself. 469 00:28:12,740 --> 00:28:15,180 Find that source of unconditional love. 470 00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:17,980 Find that all-encompassing, ultimate love. 471 00:28:18,620 --> 00:28:21,940 Surrender to that unending, infinite love... 472 00:28:22,060 --> 00:28:24,420 that will let you say, “Hey. 473 00:28:25,260 --> 00:28:26,460 Fuck you! 474 00:28:26,460 --> 00:28:29,220 Get out of my house till you stop drinking!” 475 00:28:40,300 --> 00:28:41,300 Any questions? 476 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:46,380 With the bad perm. 477 00:28:46,620 --> 00:28:48,540 Oh, my God. 478 00:28:49,940 --> 00:28:51,180 I’m coming. 479 00:28:56,660 --> 00:28:58,260 Oh, my God, Debra. 480 00:28:58,460 --> 00:29:00,500 First, I just wanted... 481 00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:02,100 to give you these... 482 00:29:02,100 --> 00:29:04,660 little baby booties that I crocheted for your baby. 483 00:29:04,860 --> 00:29:07,460 I know you discourage gifts, except for donations... 484 00:29:07,540 --> 00:29:09,180 but I just had to. 485 00:29:09,620 --> 00:29:10,580 Thank you. 486 00:29:10,980 --> 00:29:12,380 Now, what’s up? 487 00:29:15,860 --> 00:29:18,340 I just broke up with my boyfriend. 488 00:29:18,380 --> 00:29:20,940 We’ve all been there, haven’t we? 489 00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:22,500 With my boyfriend? 490 00:29:22,540 --> 00:29:23,820 Spill, baby. 491 00:29:26,020 --> 00:29:28,180 Josh and I lived together for... 492 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:30,220 I’m sorry, it’s just hard. 493 00:29:30,540 --> 00:29:32,420 For about four years... 494 00:29:33,700 --> 00:29:37,380 then he lost his job. Then we started really arguing all the time. 495 00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:41,100 Then he tried to hit me with my car. 496 00:29:41,940 --> 00:29:43,900 Whoa, man. 497 00:29:43,980 --> 00:29:45,820 But I still love him. 498 00:29:48,380 --> 00:29:49,300 Okay. 499 00:29:49,740 --> 00:29:51,780 Let me cook on this. 500 00:29:52,620 --> 00:29:56,940 It sounds to me like you’ve got a problem with everybody’s favorite... 501 00:29:57,260 --> 00:29:59,020 Low self-esteem. 502 00:29:59,180 --> 00:30:00,620 Of course, I don’t know you. 503 00:30:00,780 --> 00:30:03,100 Maybe you should have low self-esteem. 504 00:30:03,140 --> 00:30:06,340 - I just really want a relationship. - You want a relationship... 505 00:30:06,540 --> 00:30:09,100 Because you’re afraid. 506 00:30:09,860 --> 00:30:12,100 It all goes back to mother, doesn’t it? 507 00:30:13,060 --> 00:30:14,740 Did you love your mother? 508 00:30:15,260 --> 00:30:16,660 I guess. 509 00:30:16,780 --> 00:30:18,940 Don’t lie to me. I’ll call her. 510 00:30:19,980 --> 00:30:21,620 Did she withhold? 511 00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:25,620 Was there abuse? 512 00:30:25,860 --> 00:30:27,660 No, I don’t think... 513 00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:29,380 Dig deep. 514 00:30:29,700 --> 00:30:31,500 Yes. Definitely, yes. 515 00:30:33,660 --> 00:30:35,020 Go see her. 516 00:30:35,020 --> 00:30:38,020 Tell her, “Mom, you were chilly. 517 00:30:38,020 --> 00:30:41,540 You forgot my birthday. You beat me with a baseball bat. 518 00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:45,340 But I understand. I forgive. I love you. 519 00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:48,540 And, Mom, now you’re old. 520 00:30:49,060 --> 00:30:52,580 You’ve got a plastic hip and I’ve got the bat!” 521 00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:54,100 - Right. - Next. 522 00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:01,980 The homosexual. 523 00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:09,020 - I can walk. - You could always walk. 524 00:31:09,020 --> 00:31:10,300 Shut up. 525 00:31:12,660 --> 00:31:14,020 Hey, there. 526 00:31:14,380 --> 00:31:15,620 Hit me. 527 00:31:20,140 --> 00:31:21,660 I think that... 528 00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:24,540 sex is just about the best thing ever. 529 00:31:29,460 --> 00:31:33,180 But I’ve met someone, and he’s HIV positive. 530 00:31:34,420 --> 00:31:37,100 And I am about to self-destruct. 531 00:31:37,860 --> 00:31:39,380 I am a waiter. 532 00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:43,740 So I can’t afford your cassettes, or the mug, or the calendar. 533 00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:46,860 Do they mention this problem? 534 00:31:47,380 --> 00:31:49,540 They sure do. It’s in my book. 535 00:31:49,620 --> 00:31:51,860 Chapter 10. Cheap waiters. 536 00:31:54,660 --> 00:31:55,900 No... 537 00:31:56,780 --> 00:31:59,740 What you’re talking about is evil, am I right? 538 00:32:00,740 --> 00:32:02,660 Why is there disease? 539 00:32:03,540 --> 00:32:05,340 Why was there a Hitler? 540 00:32:06,420 --> 00:32:08,340 Why are these acrylic? 541 00:32:10,460 --> 00:32:12,580 Here’s the lowdown on evil. 542 00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:15,140 It is the absence of love. 543 00:32:15,780 --> 00:32:16,980 Ta da! 544 00:32:17,300 --> 00:32:19,340 That’s it. Case closed. 545 00:32:19,420 --> 00:32:23,060 Where you don’t have love, illness makes a home. 546 00:32:23,260 --> 00:32:24,740 Wait, I’m sorry. 547 00:32:25,380 --> 00:32:26,900 Are you saying... 548 00:32:27,100 --> 00:32:29,580 that people get sick because they don’t love enough... 549 00:32:29,780 --> 00:32:32,660 or because people don’t love them, or... 550 00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:34,620 It may sound simplistic. 551 00:32:34,700 --> 00:32:36,420 It may sound cruel. 552 00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:40,140 It may sound like I’m blaming people for their illness. 553 00:32:41,420 --> 00:32:43,020 And maybe I am. 554 00:32:43,860 --> 00:32:45,140 That’s Debra. 555 00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:47,100 Debra! 556 00:32:58,860 --> 00:33:00,780 Hi, my name is Tim... 557 00:33:01,620 --> 00:33:03,340 and I am a sexual compulsive. 558 00:33:03,420 --> 00:33:04,620 Hi, Tim. 559 00:33:05,460 --> 00:33:06,860 Hi. Today... 560 00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:11,100 I have already performed oral sex on three different people. 561 00:33:11,860 --> 00:33:13,620 I can’t help myself. 562 00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:15,820 I’m an agent. 563 00:33:33,540 --> 00:33:34,980 Steve, hi... 564 00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:38,500 it’s Jeffrey, and I’m working later than I thought. 565 00:33:39,140 --> 00:33:40,420 Private party. 566 00:33:41,140 --> 00:33:42,740 Can we reschedule? 567 00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:44,460 Next week, maybe? 568 00:33:46,620 --> 00:33:48,100 I can’t wait. 569 00:33:49,580 --> 00:33:50,980 I’ll call you. 570 00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:52,700 Take care. 571 00:34:41,940 --> 00:34:43,540 What am I so afraid of? 572 00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:46,500 Him getting sick? Me getting sick? 573 00:34:47,140 --> 00:34:51,740 Why is the idea of a simple dinner now like an evening of Russian roulette? 574 00:34:52,740 --> 00:34:56,540 I couldn’t stay home and be alone with myself, so I hit the streets. 575 00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:02,460 - What are you? - We’re the Pink Panthers. 576 00:35:02,580 --> 00:35:04,980 We’re part of a patrol to prevent gay bashing. 577 00:35:05,140 --> 00:35:08,220 - It was Darius’s idea to join up. - I wanted to do something. 578 00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:10,020 Something with a T-shirt. 579 00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:15,500 Don’t you just love it? 580 00:35:18,260 --> 00:35:20,580 Look. The Gay Pride statues. 581 00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:29,780 Come on. 582 00:35:34,620 --> 00:35:36,540 Color, think about it. 583 00:35:36,620 --> 00:35:38,860 Stop it. You’re not fat. 584 00:35:40,820 --> 00:35:43,180 How was your date? Where’s Steve? 585 00:35:43,260 --> 00:35:45,500 I had to cancel. I just got off work. 586 00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:48,620 - Did you call him? - Of course. I left a message on his machine. 587 00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:50,980 Left a message. Would you call him again? 588 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:56,060 Pink Panthers. Hello, darling. 589 00:35:56,300 --> 00:35:57,900 Is someone in trouble? 590 00:35:58,020 --> 00:35:59,260 Really? 591 00:36:04,860 --> 00:36:06,340 - Oh, no! - What? 592 00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:09,140 We must get over to Washington Square, right away. 593 00:36:09,140 --> 00:36:11,540 It’s Todd, that huge body builder from the gym. 594 00:36:11,540 --> 00:36:12,940 Not Todd. 595 00:36:13,060 --> 00:36:14,340 In shorts. 596 00:36:19,380 --> 00:36:21,260 - Call him. - He’s a doll. 597 00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:22,900 Taxi. 598 00:36:23,540 --> 00:36:26,660 Hi. My name is Dave, and I am sexually compulsive. 599 00:36:26,660 --> 00:36:27,940 Hi, Dave. 600 00:36:30,180 --> 00:36:31,620 I love sex. 601 00:36:32,420 --> 00:36:33,460 Love it. 602 00:36:35,380 --> 00:36:37,740 Maybe it’s because I have a constant erection. 603 00:36:37,860 --> 00:36:40,060 I mean, like, 24 hours a day... 604 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:43,220 or because my penis is 14 inches long. 605 00:36:44,980 --> 00:36:45,980 Hi, Dave. 606 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:18,020 Did you get my... 607 00:37:18,220 --> 00:37:20,380 I got your message. 608 00:37:20,460 --> 00:37:21,660 A party. 609 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:23,980 Poor guy. 610 00:37:25,260 --> 00:37:28,140 Look, I was so revved up, I was out dancing. 611 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:29,340 Great. 612 00:37:29,460 --> 00:37:31,380 ’Cause you know, I had to... 613 00:37:32,220 --> 00:37:33,300 I know. 614 00:37:34,180 --> 00:37:35,780 No, really... 615 00:37:36,180 --> 00:37:37,460 - l... - Jeffrey. 616 00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:40,340 It’s not the first time this has happened to me. 617 00:37:40,540 --> 00:37:41,540 You freaked. 618 00:37:42,180 --> 00:37:44,820 - Cold feet. - That is not true! 619 00:37:49,180 --> 00:37:50,140 Goodbye. 620 00:38:00,660 --> 00:38:01,740 Please. 621 00:38:02,260 --> 00:38:03,980 Steve, come on, please. 622 00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:07,500 I’m sorry. 623 00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:11,980 I can understand about the HIV thing. 624 00:38:12,820 --> 00:38:14,300 It’s not easy. 625 00:38:14,820 --> 00:38:17,100 But I don’t like lying about it. 626 00:38:17,740 --> 00:38:19,220 Not anymore. 627 00:38:21,260 --> 00:38:22,460 I’m sorry. 628 00:38:22,540 --> 00:38:25,660 I’m sorry. You’re sorry. It’s the new national anthem. 629 00:38:32,460 --> 00:38:34,900 You said before that you thought about me... 630 00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:37,180 that you fantasized. 631 00:38:37,820 --> 00:38:39,020 I know. 632 00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:42,860 Do you still? 633 00:38:45,860 --> 00:38:46,820 Yeah. 634 00:38:49,580 --> 00:38:50,540 You know... 635 00:38:50,740 --> 00:38:53,180 there’s a lot of things we could do. 636 00:38:53,820 --> 00:38:55,140 Safe things. 637 00:38:57,700 --> 00:38:59,060 Hot things. 638 00:39:01,780 --> 00:39:02,820 I know. 639 00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:09,740 But... 640 00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:14,260 You know, I can take being sick. 641 00:39:14,380 --> 00:39:17,580 I can fucking take dying, but I can’t take this. 642 00:39:17,740 --> 00:39:19,780 - You should have told me. - I did. 643 00:39:19,900 --> 00:39:22,900 - Sooner, before things happened. - Before I kissed you. 644 00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:25,140 - Yeah! - Okay. 645 00:39:25,460 --> 00:39:27,740 You didn’t have all the information. 646 00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:32,180 I’ve been positive for almost five years. 647 00:39:32,180 --> 00:39:35,100 I was sick once. My T cells are decent. 648 00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:38,940 And every once in a while, like 50 times a day... 649 00:39:38,940 --> 00:39:40,340 an hour... 650 00:39:40,740 --> 00:39:43,300 I get very tired of being a person with AIDS... 651 00:39:44,580 --> 00:39:46,100 a red ribbon. 652 00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:49,100 Sometimes I forget. 653 00:39:50,780 --> 00:39:53,140 Sometimes I choose to forget. 654 00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:58,060 Sometimes I choose just to be a gay man with a dick. 655 00:40:01,580 --> 00:40:03,260 Can you understand? 656 00:40:04,460 --> 00:40:05,660 At all? 657 00:40:06,620 --> 00:40:07,660 Yeah. 658 00:40:14,700 --> 00:40:16,340 Can I forget again? 659 00:40:18,540 --> 00:40:19,540 No. 660 00:40:22,380 --> 00:40:23,980 I want you, Jeffrey. 661 00:40:25,180 --> 00:40:27,300 I very well may even love you. 662 00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:31,060 That means nothing? 663 00:40:31,580 --> 00:40:33,220 That should beat anything. 664 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:36,100 That should win. 665 00:40:39,380 --> 00:40:40,540 I know. 666 00:40:41,340 --> 00:40:44,180 How come you get to be the one with the problem? 667 00:40:45,380 --> 00:40:47,700 Why do I get to be both sick... 668 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:50,260 and begging? 669 00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:55,540 Why won’t you kiss me? 670 00:41:12,860 --> 00:41:13,900 Sorry. 671 00:41:16,460 --> 00:41:18,820 I’m sorry I said I’m sorry. 672 00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:24,140 I’m sorry that you’re sick... 673 00:41:25,100 --> 00:41:27,860 and I am sorry that I lied. 674 00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:30,380 And I’m sorry that life is suddenly... 675 00:41:31,820 --> 00:41:33,420 radioactive. 676 00:41:40,380 --> 00:41:41,700 Apology... 677 00:41:42,220 --> 00:41:43,500 accepted. 678 00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:02,820 I hate sex... 679 00:42:03,060 --> 00:42:04,660 and I hate love... 680 00:42:04,860 --> 00:42:07,620 and I hate the world for giving me everything... 681 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:09,420 and then taking it all back. 682 00:42:32,220 --> 00:42:33,180 Hey. 683 00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:43,860 I said, “hey.” 684 00:42:44,780 --> 00:42:45,860 Hey. 685 00:42:46,060 --> 00:42:47,580 You a gay man? 686 00:42:48,140 --> 00:42:49,700 You a faggot? 687 00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:51,740 Yeah. 688 00:42:51,740 --> 00:42:53,220 You’re queer? 689 00:42:53,340 --> 00:42:56,020 All right, let’s not do this, okay, please? 690 00:42:56,420 --> 00:42:57,820 Suck my dick. 691 00:42:58,620 --> 00:43:00,700 - You really want me to do that? - Yeah. 692 00:43:03,740 --> 00:43:06,380 No. Fuck you, man! 693 00:43:06,700 --> 00:43:08,420 You think you’re so special? 694 00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:11,220 You go to the gym, got nice friends. You think you’re so hot? 695 00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:13,300 You think you’re better than us? 696 00:43:14,100 --> 00:43:16,980 - I’m a waiter. - A waiter. Like at a restaurant? 697 00:43:17,180 --> 00:43:18,140 Sort of, yeah. 698 00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:21,780 They let you touch food, put your little faggotty fingers on it? 699 00:43:21,780 --> 00:43:24,980 That’s right, I touch it all the time. I spit in it. 700 00:43:24,980 --> 00:43:26,260 Jesus. 701 00:43:26,580 --> 00:43:28,060 What restaurant? 702 00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:30,420 Pizza House. 703 00:43:30,620 --> 00:43:31,700 - Damn, man. - Fuck off. 704 00:43:31,820 --> 00:43:33,540 - Dust his ass. - Fine. 705 00:43:34,820 --> 00:43:36,820 You have weapons? So do I. 706 00:43:37,340 --> 00:43:39,580 I got a knife. What do you got? 707 00:43:44,020 --> 00:43:45,140 Irony. 708 00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:46,740 Adjectives. 709 00:43:47,420 --> 00:43:49,460 - Eyebrows. - Fuck you. 710 00:43:52,460 --> 00:43:54,380 What’s going on down there? 711 00:43:54,380 --> 00:43:56,780 - He’s got cash. - What else he got? 712 00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:59,380 He’s biting my leg. I’m gonna get AIDS. 713 00:44:00,020 --> 00:44:01,060 Come on. 714 00:44:24,780 --> 00:44:25,900 Terry. 715 00:44:31,980 --> 00:44:34,100 You know, when that asshole... 716 00:44:34,940 --> 00:44:38,380 started kicking me, I had this horrible, stupid thought... 717 00:44:39,020 --> 00:44:40,300 just a flash. 718 00:44:41,700 --> 00:44:42,980 I thought... 719 00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:47,020 at least it’s physical contact. 720 00:44:52,900 --> 00:44:55,660 I just found my substitute for sex. 721 00:44:56,740 --> 00:44:58,540 A substitute for everything. 722 00:45:00,140 --> 00:45:01,420 Bruises... 723 00:45:03,060 --> 00:45:04,740 answering machines... 724 00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:07,740 fear. 725 00:45:13,060 --> 00:45:15,300 Holding hands 726 00:45:15,420 --> 00:45:17,340 at midnight 727 00:45:18,660 --> 00:45:21,220 ’Neath a starry sky 728 00:45:22,300 --> 00:45:24,100 It’s nice work 729 00:45:24,620 --> 00:45:26,140 if you can get it 730 00:45:27,380 --> 00:45:30,260 And you can get it if you try 731 00:45:32,180 --> 00:45:35,220 Lovin’ one who loves you 732 00:45:35,860 --> 00:45:39,180 And then taking that vow 733 00:45:42,020 --> 00:45:43,620 It’s nice work 734 00:45:43,980 --> 00:45:45,540 if you can get it 735 00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:49,500 And if you get it Won’t you tell me 736 00:45:51,340 --> 00:45:52,300 how? 737 00:46:09,180 --> 00:46:11,940 Can you tell if you’re having a nervous breakdown? 738 00:46:16,220 --> 00:46:17,220 Hello? 739 00:46:17,940 --> 00:46:19,980 Howdy, stranger. 740 00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:21,700 It’s Jeff. 741 00:46:22,540 --> 00:46:23,580 I love them. 742 00:46:24,340 --> 00:46:26,780 Isn’t this a special occasion? 743 00:46:27,460 --> 00:46:29,780 What if I could really talk to them? 744 00:46:30,460 --> 00:46:32,780 And what if they had some answers? 745 00:46:33,220 --> 00:46:35,140 Or would that just be too weird? 746 00:46:35,980 --> 00:46:38,340 Dad, I’ve stopped having sex. 747 00:46:38,780 --> 00:46:40,020 Eileen... 748 00:46:40,060 --> 00:46:41,980 Jeff’s stopped having sex. 749 00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:44,420 I’ve got it up here, dear. 750 00:46:45,180 --> 00:46:46,380 No sex? 751 00:46:46,580 --> 00:46:49,140 You mean just safe sex, don’t you, dear? 752 00:46:49,220 --> 00:46:51,460 No, Mom. I hate safe sex. 753 00:46:51,700 --> 00:46:54,660 - Wrestling those condoms. - Water-based lubricant. 754 00:46:54,780 --> 00:46:55,940 Dry kissing. 755 00:46:55,940 --> 00:46:58,420 Sweetheart, are you a top or a bottom? 756 00:46:59,060 --> 00:47:00,140 Mother. 757 00:47:00,340 --> 00:47:02,580 Have you tried any of those workshops? 758 00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,820 What about a jerk-off club? 759 00:47:04,940 --> 00:47:07,060 - How about phone sex? - What? 760 00:47:07,300 --> 00:47:08,980 Fred, let’s help him out. 761 00:47:09,020 --> 00:47:11,340 Sweetheart, what are you wearing? 762 00:47:12,300 --> 00:47:14,220 Sweats and a T-shirt. 763 00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:15,820 That’s hot. 764 00:47:16,060 --> 00:47:17,540 That’s very hot. 765 00:47:17,620 --> 00:47:19,020 Are you alone? 766 00:47:19,580 --> 00:47:22,260 Dad, I’m not gonna have phone sex with you and Mom. 767 00:47:22,380 --> 00:47:25,420 - Darling, have you looked at any videos? - Hardcore? 768 00:47:25,420 --> 00:47:27,380 Have you explored masturbation? 769 00:47:27,380 --> 00:47:31,020 As if we have to ask. Sometimes, I never could get into that bathroom. 770 00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:34,340 We like that new Jeff Stryker film, Power Tool 2. 771 00:47:34,860 --> 00:47:38,060 Dear, do you like it when they shave their assholes? 772 00:47:39,740 --> 00:47:41,060 Shave their what? 773 00:47:41,180 --> 00:47:43,300 What about this person, Steve? 774 00:47:43,740 --> 00:47:45,220 He seems real nice. 775 00:47:45,460 --> 00:47:48,300 - Dad, Steve is HIV positive. - And a dreamboat. 776 00:47:48,420 --> 00:47:49,940 Check the basket. 777 00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:52,780 Oh, my God. 778 00:47:58,900 --> 00:48:01,860 Hi, my name is Jeffrey and I’m... 779 00:48:02,340 --> 00:48:03,460 just like you. 780 00:48:03,620 --> 00:48:04,900 Jeffrey! 781 00:48:05,300 --> 00:48:07,220 I’m a sexual compulsive. 782 00:48:08,300 --> 00:48:11,740 But I haven’t had sex in almost six months. 783 00:48:15,140 --> 00:48:17,380 I never even think about having sex. 784 00:48:18,140 --> 00:48:19,620 Not anymore. 785 00:48:19,620 --> 00:48:21,220 But I used to be... 786 00:48:21,940 --> 00:48:23,020 compulsive. 787 00:48:27,940 --> 00:48:29,980 And all because of Billy Kierney. 788 00:48:31,460 --> 00:48:32,740 I blame him. 789 00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:37,660 That’s where it started. He kept daring me. 790 00:48:39,820 --> 00:48:42,340 “I dare you to take off your clothes... 791 00:48:43,860 --> 00:48:45,500 even your underpants. 792 00:48:47,580 --> 00:48:49,100 I dare you... 793 00:48:50,380 --> 00:48:52,220 to kiss me on the mouth.” 794 00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:55,220 Oh, God. 795 00:48:57,140 --> 00:48:58,300 Two... 796 00:48:58,940 --> 00:49:00,740 naked 14-year-old boys... 797 00:49:01,940 --> 00:49:05,020 in front of the big mirror in my parents’ bedroom... 798 00:49:06,420 --> 00:49:08,140 I’m having sex... 799 00:49:10,060 --> 00:49:12,100 and I’m watching myself have sex. 800 00:49:14,100 --> 00:49:15,900 “Please don’t do that. 801 00:49:18,460 --> 00:49:20,060 Please don’t stop.” 802 00:49:30,260 --> 00:49:31,300 Stop! 803 00:49:41,780 --> 00:49:43,580 I’m working a memorial. 804 00:49:44,420 --> 00:49:45,940 Another one. 805 00:49:46,900 --> 00:49:48,180 Thank you. 806 00:49:52,140 --> 00:49:54,380 It’s for a curator at the Met. 807 00:49:55,340 --> 00:49:56,940 The speakers were great. 808 00:49:57,460 --> 00:49:59,300 His straight brother... 809 00:50:00,060 --> 00:50:01,500 his doctor... 810 00:50:03,260 --> 00:50:05,700 his gorgeous Italian boyfriend. 811 00:50:11,540 --> 00:50:12,780 Oh, my God. 812 00:50:14,060 --> 00:50:15,660 I’m so disgusting. 813 00:50:15,820 --> 00:50:18,740 You know what I’m doing? I’m cruising a memorial. 814 00:50:18,860 --> 00:50:20,620 Oh, please. Everybody is. 815 00:50:20,620 --> 00:50:23,020 It’s not that we’re not sad, it’s just that... 816 00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:25,140 there are all these guys here. 817 00:50:26,620 --> 00:50:29,420 Who’s that over there, talking to Darius? 818 00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:30,900 It’s Todd Malcolm. 819 00:50:36,460 --> 00:50:37,500 What? 820 00:50:37,540 --> 00:50:39,700 You know, the guy from the gym. 821 00:50:46,060 --> 00:50:48,020 Oh, my God. He’s blind, isn’t he? 822 00:50:48,140 --> 00:50:50,220 It’s just a side effect, they say. 823 00:51:05,180 --> 00:51:06,900 What are you doing? 824 00:51:06,900 --> 00:51:10,540 When I first came to this city, Todd Malcolm was a god. 825 00:51:10,660 --> 00:51:12,900 I used to watch him and his lover dancing. 826 00:51:12,900 --> 00:51:15,140 - People would gasp. - Stop it. 827 00:51:15,260 --> 00:51:16,500 Hi, guys. 828 00:51:17,060 --> 00:51:18,860 - Did you see Todd? - Of course. 829 00:51:18,860 --> 00:51:21,860 - He looks better. - Darius, Todd is dying. 830 00:51:27,620 --> 00:51:28,900 I’m sorry. 831 00:51:29,020 --> 00:51:30,820 What’s going on here? 832 00:51:31,140 --> 00:51:33,060 This is about Todd, right? 833 00:51:33,420 --> 00:51:35,660 Do you know what we were talking about? 834 00:51:35,740 --> 00:51:37,220 This memorial. 835 00:51:37,260 --> 00:51:39,780 Cannoli, frozen. The drinks are watered... 836 00:51:39,780 --> 00:51:43,580 and I hated that music. At my memorial, I want Liza. 837 00:51:44,620 --> 00:51:46,540 You are not having a memorial. 838 00:51:46,620 --> 00:51:48,260 Okay, in a million years. 839 00:51:48,380 --> 00:51:51,580 You are not going to get sick. I thought I made that clear. 840 00:51:52,100 --> 00:51:53,580 But I was sick. 841 00:51:54,140 --> 00:51:55,740 I had pneumonia. 842 00:51:57,660 --> 00:51:59,060 And it went away. 843 00:52:00,140 --> 00:52:02,060 But I want the Winter Garden. 844 00:52:02,700 --> 00:52:05,260 I do. I want all the other cats to come out... 845 00:52:05,340 --> 00:52:07,580 and sing Darius to the tune of Memory. 846 00:52:08,220 --> 00:52:11,100 “Darius, we all thought you were fabulous.” 847 00:52:11,140 --> 00:52:13,380 Your service will run for years. 848 00:52:15,900 --> 00:52:16,980 What? 849 00:52:18,460 --> 00:52:20,100 This is a memorial. 850 00:52:21,260 --> 00:52:23,220 We’re making remarks. We’re dishing it. 851 00:52:23,220 --> 00:52:25,780 Please. Picture mine. 852 00:52:26,740 --> 00:52:29,300 And remember, I want an open coffin. 853 00:52:29,300 --> 00:52:31,300 They can say it to my face. 854 00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:33,900 - Good idea. - I like it. 855 00:52:34,540 --> 00:52:37,900 I mean, cute guys, and Liza... 856 00:52:38,340 --> 00:52:39,620 and dish. 857 00:52:39,660 --> 00:52:41,540 It’s not a cure for AIDS... 858 00:52:42,220 --> 00:52:44,260 but it’s the opposite of AIDS. 859 00:52:44,740 --> 00:52:45,700 Right? 860 00:52:50,860 --> 00:52:52,460 They’re praying. 861 00:52:53,660 --> 00:52:55,220 Come on. 862 00:53:01,740 --> 00:53:03,540 Oh, my God. 863 00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:17,060 Wasn’t that marvelous? 864 00:53:17,060 --> 00:53:19,300 Please. It’s still ballet. 865 00:53:19,580 --> 00:53:20,900 It is The Nutcracker. 866 00:53:21,380 --> 00:53:23,340 It’s my favorite. When I was a kid... 867 00:53:23,340 --> 00:53:25,980 I used to be so afraid of the big dancing mice. 868 00:53:26,020 --> 00:53:28,580 - Now I’m a cat. - His therapist is ecstatic. 869 00:53:31,420 --> 00:53:32,300 Sweetie? 870 00:53:33,780 --> 00:53:35,500 I’m fine. I just... 871 00:53:37,220 --> 00:53:38,700 I don’t know. 872 00:53:39,140 --> 00:53:40,740 I’m just a little dizzy. 873 00:53:45,540 --> 00:53:46,540 Oh, my God. 874 00:53:52,100 --> 00:53:55,380 - Please, everyone stand back. - Put this under his head. 875 00:53:56,740 --> 00:53:59,300 - Will somebody please get an ambulance? - No, I’m fine. 876 00:53:59,300 --> 00:54:01,700 Don’t talk. You are going to be fine. 877 00:54:01,820 --> 00:54:04,020 I’m the house manager. Is there a problem? 878 00:54:04,060 --> 00:54:06,140 - Mommy. - It’s all right, sweetheart. 879 00:54:06,260 --> 00:54:08,860 Lie still. Thank you, everyone. 880 00:54:09,140 --> 00:54:11,620 - I’m just dehydrated. - You’re dehydrated? 881 00:54:11,860 --> 00:54:13,860 It’s from the Itraconazole. 882 00:54:14,060 --> 00:54:15,780 What’s an itraconazole? 883 00:54:15,860 --> 00:54:18,380 It’s a medicine, sweetheart. My cousin’s on it. 884 00:54:18,460 --> 00:54:19,420 Is it like Prozac? 885 00:54:19,620 --> 00:54:21,580 Here, put this on his forehead. 886 00:54:24,140 --> 00:54:25,380 I’m fine. 887 00:54:26,980 --> 00:54:28,700 I’m okay. Really. 888 00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:31,260 - Maybe you shouldn’t move him. - We have a cot. 889 00:54:31,900 --> 00:54:34,020 I’m fine. Thank you. 890 00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:36,300 We’ll get this back to you. 891 00:54:36,420 --> 00:54:39,580 I’m fine. Look, I’m walking. 892 00:55:51,740 --> 00:55:53,100 Excuse me. 893 00:55:54,940 --> 00:55:56,020 Come on. 894 00:56:07,420 --> 00:56:08,300 This way. 895 00:56:18,340 --> 00:56:19,300 In here. 896 00:56:25,060 --> 00:56:26,340 Where are we? 897 00:56:26,540 --> 00:56:29,420 A storeroom. Old hymnals that need to be rebound. 898 00:56:33,820 --> 00:56:37,260 What’s wrong? Is it the collar? Is that a turnoff? 899 00:56:37,540 --> 00:56:41,260 Wait. What’s going on here? Why did you bring me in here? 900 00:56:41,900 --> 00:56:44,260 I’m attracted to you. The door’s locked. 901 00:56:44,260 --> 00:56:45,460 Wait! 902 00:56:46,220 --> 00:56:48,540 - You really a priest? - Of course. 903 00:56:50,820 --> 00:56:53,460 Aren’t you supposed to be straight and celibate? 904 00:56:53,860 --> 00:56:57,980 Maybe you didn’t hear me. I’m a Catholic priest. 905 00:56:58,580 --> 00:57:02,340 Historically, that falls somewhere in between chorus boy and florist. 906 00:57:02,460 --> 00:57:04,060 Come here, you big lug. 907 00:57:04,060 --> 00:57:06,580 Get away from me. Don’t touch me. 908 00:57:06,620 --> 00:57:08,420 I’m sorry. Hands off. 909 00:57:10,340 --> 00:57:11,980 Wait, what is with you? 910 00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:17,380 One of my best friends... 911 00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:18,700 he’s sick. 912 00:57:19,300 --> 00:57:22,500 And he fell, but he’s home now, but I just can’t... 913 00:57:23,780 --> 00:57:26,020 I’ve been walking around for 48 hours. 914 00:57:26,020 --> 00:57:29,260 And I just keep asking myself, “What if it was Steve?” 915 00:57:30,100 --> 00:57:33,500 I mean, how can I love somebody and watch that happen? 916 00:57:33,740 --> 00:57:34,780 Steve? 917 00:57:35,540 --> 00:57:37,180 Why did He do this? 918 00:57:39,540 --> 00:57:40,820 You’re a priest. 919 00:57:41,100 --> 00:57:43,660 You have to tell me, why did He do this? 920 00:57:47,820 --> 00:57:50,060 Why did God make the world this way? 921 00:57:50,620 --> 00:57:52,300 Why do I have to live in it? 922 00:57:52,940 --> 00:57:54,780 - Don’t hit me. - You tell me! 923 00:57:55,140 --> 00:57:56,100 Okay. 924 00:57:57,380 --> 00:57:59,380 All I wanted was a quickie. 925 00:58:00,220 --> 00:58:01,700 If I show you... 926 00:58:02,340 --> 00:58:05,460 the true face of God, if I tell you, will you listen? 927 00:58:05,460 --> 00:58:07,300 - Of course. - Really listen? 928 00:58:07,700 --> 00:58:08,660 Yes. 929 00:58:11,860 --> 00:58:12,980 Okay. 930 00:58:14,420 --> 00:58:16,260 Here’s how you see God. 931 00:58:17,100 --> 00:58:18,940 He’s a Columbia recording artist. 932 00:58:20,420 --> 00:58:23,220 You got your idea of God where most gay kids get it... 933 00:58:23,220 --> 00:58:25,260 My Fair Lady, original cast. 934 00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:27,380 George Bernard Shaw up in the clouds... 935 00:58:27,460 --> 00:58:30,580 manipulating Rex Harrison and Julie Andrews on strings. 936 00:58:30,580 --> 00:58:35,380 It was your parents’ album, you were little, you thought it was a picture of God. 937 00:58:36,100 --> 00:58:39,220 You were almost there, because God is on this record. 938 00:58:39,260 --> 00:58:40,860 Lerner and Loewe. 939 00:58:40,860 --> 00:58:43,060 “Why can’t the English...” 940 00:58:43,100 --> 00:58:46,060 Wouldn’t it be lovely? 941 00:58:46,260 --> 00:58:48,660 The only times I really feel the presence of God... 942 00:58:48,820 --> 00:58:52,460 are when I’m having sex and during a great Broadway musical. 943 00:58:52,460 --> 00:58:53,660 Come on. 944 00:58:57,580 --> 00:58:58,860 Number two. 945 00:59:06,020 --> 00:59:07,140 Hi, look. 946 00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:12,540 Hello, gorgeous. 947 00:59:13,180 --> 00:59:16,740 - Oklahoma - You’re nuts. 948 00:59:16,940 --> 00:59:19,300 Excuse me? Those people out there... 949 00:59:19,500 --> 00:59:23,060 they’re worshiping resurrections, virgin births, Ben-Hur, and I’m nuts? 950 00:59:23,140 --> 00:59:25,380 I’m not... I’m talking about... 951 00:59:25,900 --> 00:59:26,900 a plague. 952 00:59:27,180 --> 00:59:28,660 I’m talking about... 953 00:59:29,460 --> 00:59:31,020 I don’t know, evil. 954 00:59:31,060 --> 00:59:32,660 Yes, Satan. 955 00:59:33,060 --> 00:59:35,620 That’s another story. I’ve seen him. 956 00:59:36,580 --> 00:59:39,700 What? Disease, hospitals, fear? 957 00:59:40,340 --> 00:59:43,980 Phantom, Miss Saigon, Sunset Boulevard. 958 00:59:45,020 --> 00:59:45,900 Got to go. 959 00:59:46,020 --> 00:59:49,620 Because I haven’t told you life’s secret in five words, you’re getting antsy? 960 00:59:49,620 --> 00:59:51,540 I need to know. 961 00:59:51,540 --> 00:59:52,540 Okay. 962 00:59:54,020 --> 00:59:55,100 Oh, God. 963 00:59:55,260 --> 00:59:58,940 I am so horny. Do you know what it’s like in here? 964 00:59:59,380 --> 01:00:03,380 “Father, I abused myself eight times last week.” 965 01:00:03,700 --> 01:00:06,180 “Father, I’m attracted to my brother-in-law.” 966 01:00:06,220 --> 01:00:09,060 “Father, I’m having impure thoughts about my soccer coach.” 967 01:00:09,100 --> 01:00:11,500 Where are the Polaroids? What am I, a mind reader? 968 01:00:11,500 --> 01:00:13,980 “Say six Hail Marys and bring me your shorts.” 969 01:00:14,500 --> 01:00:15,500 Okay. 970 01:00:16,860 --> 01:00:18,140 I’m sorry. 971 01:00:19,420 --> 01:00:21,660 Secret of life. 972 01:00:28,860 --> 01:00:30,140 Darling... 973 01:00:30,940 --> 01:00:33,020 have you ever been to a picnic... 974 01:00:35,380 --> 01:00:37,580 and someone blows up a balloon? 975 01:00:37,820 --> 01:00:40,380 And everyone starts tossing it around... 976 01:00:40,820 --> 01:00:43,780 and it’s always just about to touch the ground. 977 01:00:44,300 --> 01:00:47,100 But someone always gets there just in time... 978 01:00:48,140 --> 01:00:49,700 to tap it back up. 979 01:00:50,420 --> 01:00:51,940 That balloon... 980 01:00:52,900 --> 01:00:54,260 that’s God. 981 01:00:55,620 --> 01:00:57,900 The very best in all of us. 982 01:00:58,300 --> 01:01:00,860 The kindness, the heavy petting... 983 01:01:02,460 --> 01:01:03,740 Funny Girl. 984 01:01:07,100 --> 01:01:09,220 What about the bad stuff? 985 01:01:09,740 --> 01:01:13,940 When the balloon hits the ground, when it bursts? 986 01:01:14,020 --> 01:01:17,460 Who cares? Evil bores me. It’s one note, it doesn’t sing. 987 01:01:24,140 --> 01:01:28,220 Of course life sucks. It always will, so why not make the most of it? 988 01:01:28,220 --> 01:01:31,140 How dare you not lunge for any shred of happiness? 989 01:01:31,300 --> 01:01:33,900 But Steve, who’s sick, who I’m afraid to touch? 990 01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:37,740 Maybe you need a rubber, or a surgical mask, or a roll of plastic wrap. 991 01:01:37,740 --> 01:01:41,700 How dare you give up sex when there are children in Europe who can’t get a date? 992 01:01:41,700 --> 01:01:45,020 The only real blasphemy is the refusal of joy. 993 01:01:45,860 --> 01:01:48,620 - Of a corsage, and a kiss. - Amen. 994 01:01:51,980 --> 01:01:54,540 I had a dream 995 01:01:54,620 --> 01:01:57,820 a dream about you, baby 996 01:01:57,900 --> 01:02:00,620 It’s gonna come true 997 01:02:00,700 --> 01:02:03,180 ’cause, baby 998 01:02:03,300 --> 01:02:07,860 You’ll be swell, you’ll be great 999 01:02:08,060 --> 01:02:09,900 Come on, ladies, you know the words. 1000 01:02:10,020 --> 01:02:13,100 Gonna have the whole world on a plate 1001 01:02:13,180 --> 01:02:17,460 Starting here, starting now Honey 1002 01:02:17,620 --> 01:02:21,660 everything’s coming up roses 1003 01:03:43,180 --> 01:03:47,420 Okay, everybody, listen up. The parade is about to begin. 1004 01:03:47,980 --> 01:03:50,100 The first unit will be as follows. 1005 01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:52,020 Dykes On Bikes. 1006 01:03:53,860 --> 01:03:57,140 Concerned Pan-Asian Bisexuals. 1007 01:03:58,940 --> 01:04:01,420 Black Gay Republicans. 1008 01:04:04,100 --> 01:04:05,180 Hello? 1009 01:04:05,300 --> 01:04:08,780 Excuse me, are you with the parade? I’m lost. 1010 01:04:08,780 --> 01:04:12,100 - What group are you with? - Ma, did you find out? We march together. 1011 01:04:12,300 --> 01:04:16,820 I’m so proud of my preoperative transsexual lesbian son. 1012 01:04:22,260 --> 01:04:23,620 Who are you marching with? 1013 01:04:23,660 --> 01:04:27,060 Excuse me, could you take our picture with this nice young man? 1014 01:04:27,580 --> 01:04:29,340 This is our first parade. 1015 01:04:29,420 --> 01:04:33,140 - Parents of transsexuals. - Preoperative transsexual lesbians. 1016 01:04:33,140 --> 01:04:36,780 At first, I was confused as anyone. More confused. 1017 01:04:40,300 --> 01:04:42,980 - When Anthony first came to... - Angelique, Ma. 1018 01:04:43,060 --> 01:04:45,020 You were still Tony at the time. 1019 01:04:45,100 --> 01:04:46,940 He comes to me, and he says, “Ma... 1020 01:04:46,940 --> 01:04:50,380 I wanna be a woman, I always felt like one.” 1021 01:04:50,700 --> 01:04:54,980 I said, “What are you, gay?” He said, “No, I’m not gay, I’m a lesbian.” 1022 01:04:56,220 --> 01:04:57,220 Exactly. 1023 01:04:57,420 --> 01:05:00,380 My first thought was when I was pregnant with you, what did I do? 1024 01:05:00,420 --> 01:05:02,020 Did I tilt-a-whirl? 1025 01:05:02,860 --> 01:05:04,260 Did I bungee jump? 1026 01:05:04,780 --> 01:05:06,180 Bound For Glory? 1027 01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:07,740 The fountain. 1028 01:05:08,820 --> 01:05:10,980 - Stop it. - But you didn’t judge. 1029 01:05:11,620 --> 01:05:16,100 Listen, alone, late at night, I judged plenty. I judged you, I judged me. 1030 01:05:17,060 --> 01:05:19,220 I said to myself, I said: 1031 01:05:19,940 --> 01:05:21,860 “I don’t understand this. 1032 01:05:22,420 --> 01:05:23,900 What does he need?” 1033 01:05:26,020 --> 01:05:28,700 - You know what made me feel good? - What? 1034 01:05:29,140 --> 01:05:32,900 Summer Olympics. I was watching them on TV... 1035 01:05:33,700 --> 01:05:35,620 feeling sorry for myself. 1036 01:05:35,660 --> 01:05:38,460 They kept showing these parents of these girls in the pool... 1037 01:05:38,660 --> 01:05:40,660 - Synchronized swimmers. - Exactly. 1038 01:05:41,100 --> 01:05:45,060 And the parents, they kept crying and waving flags. 1039 01:05:45,700 --> 01:05:49,020 And I said to myself, “If they can feel proud of their kids... 1040 01:05:49,220 --> 01:05:52,220 “just because they can stand on their head in the deep end... 1041 01:05:52,660 --> 01:05:54,580 I can feel proud of mine.” 1042 01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:02,380 - One more. - No, come on, Ma. 1043 01:06:02,540 --> 01:06:04,940 - You think we’ll need sunscreen? - Over there, they... 1044 01:06:05,020 --> 01:06:07,500 Thank you. Good boy. 1045 01:06:15,100 --> 01:06:17,180 Wow, long time no see. 1046 01:06:18,940 --> 01:06:21,180 - You look great. - Thanks. You, too. 1047 01:06:21,820 --> 01:06:26,060 Has anyone seen Darius? I lost him somewhere near those S&M people. 1048 01:06:26,740 --> 01:06:30,220 I swear I saw this terrifying man wearing a dog collar, harness... 1049 01:06:30,380 --> 01:06:32,180 and jackboots, snarling at me. 1050 01:06:32,180 --> 01:06:34,740 And I look closer, and it was my upholsterer. 1051 01:06:35,260 --> 01:06:37,300 - Should I get my nipples pierced? - What? 1052 01:06:37,420 --> 01:06:39,980 I just saw this big guy, totally naked... 1053 01:06:40,060 --> 01:06:43,380 except for a jockstrap and two gold rings, right here and here. 1054 01:06:43,380 --> 01:06:46,380 - For guest towels. - What group are you guys with? 1055 01:06:46,380 --> 01:06:50,300 - Gay Men Who Need A Cigarette. - Interior Designers Fight AIDS. 1056 01:06:50,660 --> 01:06:52,780 Care With Flair. 1057 01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:58,100 - The Sheep Meadow. - Come along, Jeffrey, you can help. 1058 01:06:58,420 --> 01:07:00,980 - No, I’ll catch up. - Come along. 1059 01:07:02,420 --> 01:07:04,420 - I got it, Steve. - Thanks. 1060 01:07:04,460 --> 01:07:07,420 I know. We’ll put you on the best float... 1061 01:07:07,980 --> 01:07:09,020 with the porn stars. 1062 01:07:09,220 --> 01:07:13,260 - No, actually, I’m not marching. - What? 1063 01:07:13,420 --> 01:07:16,260 I was just taking a shortcut through the park. 1064 01:07:16,420 --> 01:07:18,860 I kind of forgot it was Gay Pride Day. 1065 01:07:23,780 --> 01:07:27,380 I hope this not-marching thing doesn’t have anything to do with me. 1066 01:07:27,380 --> 01:07:29,620 Because I know I gave you a pretty hard time. 1067 01:07:29,660 --> 01:07:31,540 - You didn’t. - I tried. 1068 01:07:33,780 --> 01:07:37,940 Seriously, it’s good to see you. And I’m not hitting on you. 1069 01:07:39,660 --> 01:07:40,980 And why not? 1070 01:07:48,660 --> 01:07:49,940 I gotta go. 1071 01:07:51,140 --> 01:07:53,020 I gotta meet somebody. 1072 01:07:53,660 --> 01:07:54,940 Pardon me? 1073 01:07:57,500 --> 01:07:59,980 - My sublet, I hope. - Your sublet? 1074 01:08:00,620 --> 01:08:02,340 Are you moving? Where? 1075 01:08:03,820 --> 01:08:06,180 - I shouldn’t have said anything. - No. Come on. 1076 01:08:08,540 --> 01:08:10,140 Back to Wisconsin. 1077 01:08:10,340 --> 01:08:12,460 - Bye. - Wisconsin? 1078 01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:14,940 But not for a month. Really, I gotta go. 1079 01:08:15,060 --> 01:08:16,340 Wait a minute. 1080 01:08:17,060 --> 01:08:18,540 It’s a good idea... 1081 01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:21,100 because there’s no car alarms or potholes... 1082 01:08:21,140 --> 01:08:22,420 No parades? 1083 01:08:24,540 --> 01:08:27,020 What about Sterling? What about Darius? 1084 01:08:27,140 --> 01:08:30,180 Steve Howard to Flatbed 3. 1085 01:08:30,220 --> 01:08:32,780 What are you gonna do in Wisconsin? 1086 01:08:34,940 --> 01:08:35,900 Live. 1087 01:08:36,820 --> 01:08:38,420 Breathe, hide... 1088 01:08:39,740 --> 01:08:41,540 until it’s all over. 1089 01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:44,020 Till what’s all over? 1090 01:08:44,740 --> 01:08:45,780 AIDS? 1091 01:08:46,740 --> 01:08:48,060 Or your life? 1092 01:08:50,540 --> 01:08:51,780 Either. 1093 01:08:55,940 --> 01:08:59,700 Boy, good to have known you. It was a growth experience. 1094 01:09:00,420 --> 01:09:03,340 Come on, maybe I’ll come back, who knows? Someday. 1095 01:09:05,340 --> 01:09:08,860 You know, that’s the difference between you and me, in that one word. 1096 01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:11,260 “Someday.” A real luxury item. 1097 01:09:13,260 --> 01:09:15,180 - Hey. - There you are. 1098 01:09:17,740 --> 01:09:19,860 Sean, this is Jeffrey. 1099 01:09:20,620 --> 01:09:23,740 Really? At last. I’ve heard way too much about you. 1100 01:09:25,020 --> 01:09:26,700 Are you two guys... 1101 01:09:27,340 --> 01:09:28,300 Yeah. 1102 01:09:29,260 --> 01:09:31,980 - Two months, now. - We met on the parade committee. 1103 01:09:32,140 --> 01:09:34,300 Five, four, three... 1104 01:09:34,980 --> 01:09:36,740 Come here. 1105 01:09:39,420 --> 01:09:43,700 Good afternoon, this is Chuck Farling at Manhattan’s notorious Gay Pride march. 1106 01:09:44,060 --> 01:09:48,380 Homosexuals have made great strides in recent years and I am surrounded by them. 1107 01:09:48,620 --> 01:09:51,420 - Are you homosexuals? - Yes, Chuck, we are. 1108 01:09:54,420 --> 01:09:57,620 I love your show. You are so cute. 1109 01:09:58,340 --> 01:10:01,140 Hi, we’re here, we’re queer... 1110 01:10:01,540 --> 01:10:02,940 and we’re on TV. 1111 01:10:03,780 --> 01:10:05,940 It is working, really. 1112 01:10:06,700 --> 01:10:08,500 And here’s a regular fellow. 1113 01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:12,020 He could be anyone. Your son, your brother, the guy next door. Your name? 1114 01:10:12,460 --> 01:10:15,740 - Jeffrey. - How are you celebrating Gay Pride Day? 1115 01:10:17,180 --> 01:10:19,940 - I’m running. - Provocative. 1116 01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:25,060 It seems this is a mother-and-daughter team, is that right? 1117 01:10:25,140 --> 01:10:26,460 - That’s right. - Don’t ask. 1118 01:10:26,540 --> 01:10:29,980 What will you do to celebrate this Gay Pride occasion? Something special? 1119 01:10:30,060 --> 01:10:31,060 You bet. 1120 01:10:31,220 --> 01:10:34,060 We’re gonna ride on a flatbed truck for the whole world to see. 1121 01:10:34,220 --> 01:10:37,660 Because we are proud of who and what we are. 1122 01:10:38,100 --> 01:10:39,820 And after the parade? 1123 01:10:39,980 --> 01:10:43,780 - Angelique is going to remove her penis. - It’s coming right off. 1124 01:11:38,220 --> 01:11:39,700 How is he? 1125 01:11:40,380 --> 01:11:41,660 No change. 1126 01:11:43,180 --> 01:11:44,860 - Can I see him? - No. 1127 01:11:47,300 --> 01:11:50,540 He wouldn’t know who you are, or talk. It’s a coma. 1128 01:11:54,660 --> 01:11:56,060 Do you need anything? 1129 01:11:56,700 --> 01:11:58,020 No, I’m fine. 1130 01:12:06,540 --> 01:12:08,220 Where were you? 1131 01:12:08,700 --> 01:12:10,060 Working. 1132 01:12:10,100 --> 01:12:11,580 My last job... 1133 01:12:12,100 --> 01:12:13,940 the Hilton. A whimper. 1134 01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:20,940 - Is his mom in there? - No, she’s at our place, getting some rest. 1135 01:12:23,980 --> 01:12:25,660 He doesn’t recognize anyone. 1136 01:12:26,940 --> 01:12:28,020 You never know. 1137 01:12:28,220 --> 01:12:30,140 No, he doesn’t. He’s dead. 1138 01:12:32,060 --> 01:12:33,060 What? 1139 01:12:34,620 --> 01:12:35,900 Half an hour ago. 1140 01:12:39,220 --> 01:12:41,780 That’s the first time that I’ve said it... 1141 01:12:42,140 --> 01:12:43,300 out loud. 1142 01:12:45,860 --> 01:12:47,220 A brain hemorrhage. 1143 01:12:48,540 --> 01:12:50,420 That’s why it was so fast. 1144 01:12:51,700 --> 01:12:53,420 These brain things. 1145 01:12:54,860 --> 01:12:58,580 That’s why three weeks ago he was marching on Fifth Avenue... 1146 01:13:00,900 --> 01:13:01,900 with me. 1147 01:13:12,220 --> 01:13:13,420 I’m so sorry. 1148 01:13:13,740 --> 01:13:15,020 You’re what? 1149 01:13:15,860 --> 01:13:17,060 You’re sorry? 1150 01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:19,100 Thank you, Jeffrey, thank you. 1151 01:13:19,820 --> 01:13:21,340 Darius is dead. 1152 01:13:23,860 --> 01:13:25,900 Everyone, and I’m sorry, too. 1153 01:13:33,180 --> 01:13:34,380 I’m sorry. 1154 01:13:37,900 --> 01:13:40,140 Is there anything that I can do? 1155 01:13:42,460 --> 01:13:43,940 I wasn’t enough. 1156 01:13:44,700 --> 01:13:47,380 I wasn’t important enough. I couldn’t... 1157 01:13:48,020 --> 01:13:49,220 snub it. 1158 01:13:51,020 --> 01:13:53,020 Couldn’t scare it off with a look. 1159 01:13:53,500 --> 01:13:56,460 I couldn’t shield him with raw silk... 1160 01:13:56,980 --> 01:13:58,820 and tassels, and Type X. 1161 01:14:00,740 --> 01:14:02,340 The limits of style. 1162 01:14:03,860 --> 01:14:06,380 But you loved Darius and he loved you... 1163 01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:08,860 - Jesus! How can you? - What? 1164 01:14:08,940 --> 01:14:13,140 I don’t know why. I’m obviously quite out of my mind, but right now... 1165 01:14:18,020 --> 01:14:19,300 I don’t. 1166 01:14:20,260 --> 01:14:21,660 I don’t hate you. 1167 01:14:23,300 --> 01:14:24,660 You hate me? 1168 01:14:33,020 --> 01:14:35,980 Perhaps you should just not be here, not right now. 1169 01:14:36,980 --> 01:14:38,140 Please, Sterling. 1170 01:14:38,980 --> 01:14:41,220 Please, let me help you. What can I do? 1171 01:14:41,260 --> 01:14:43,680 What can you do? Nothing. You’re leaving. 1172 01:14:43,780 --> 01:14:46,340 You’re going away to someplace insane. 1173 01:14:48,260 --> 01:14:49,220 I’m sorry. 1174 01:15:03,420 --> 01:15:05,900 - I can stay for a few more days... - No! 1175 01:15:07,500 --> 01:15:09,100 Please, go. 1176 01:15:11,060 --> 01:15:12,860 You are not part of this. 1177 01:15:13,620 --> 01:15:16,060 This has nothing to do with you. 1178 01:15:22,580 --> 01:15:26,940 You know, Darius once said that you were the saddest person he ever knew. 1179 01:15:31,780 --> 01:15:33,340 Why did he say that? 1180 01:15:34,300 --> 01:15:37,860 Because he was sick, because he had a fatal disease... 1181 01:15:39,060 --> 01:15:41,940 and he was one million times happier than you. 1182 01:15:42,260 --> 01:15:43,860 You loved Darius... 1183 01:15:44,820 --> 01:15:48,100 and look what happens. Do you want me to go through this... 1184 01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:49,700 with Steve? 1185 01:15:51,220 --> 01:15:52,060 Yes. 1186 01:15:55,700 --> 01:15:56,980 Jeffrey. 1187 01:15:58,380 --> 01:15:59,740 Guess what? 1188 01:16:00,380 --> 01:16:03,820 It’s the tunnel of light you’re supposed to see before you die... 1189 01:16:04,020 --> 01:16:05,980 with all your dead relatives. 1190 01:16:16,100 --> 01:16:17,500 What are you? 1191 01:16:18,100 --> 01:16:21,020 Are you some sort of grief-induced hallucination? 1192 01:16:21,940 --> 01:16:23,340 Why did you come back? 1193 01:16:23,580 --> 01:16:24,860 To see you. 1194 01:16:25,100 --> 01:16:27,980 I figured you got here too late, I was already in the coma. 1195 01:16:28,300 --> 01:16:31,020 Sweetheart, it’s me. 1196 01:16:31,060 --> 01:16:33,620 - Aunt Phyllis. - And Uncle Barney. 1197 01:16:33,860 --> 01:16:36,620 - And Cousin Gary. - You’ll love it. 1198 01:16:37,260 --> 01:16:38,740 You look great. 1199 01:16:40,900 --> 01:16:42,460 Did you bring me anything? 1200 01:16:46,020 --> 01:16:46,980 Flowers. 1201 01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:48,140 Where? 1202 01:16:48,780 --> 01:16:50,180 I was in a hurry. 1203 01:16:50,900 --> 01:16:55,500 - Look who’s here, Grandma Rose. - Are you married? 1204 01:16:56,140 --> 01:16:59,460 Jeffrey, I’m dead. You’re not. 1205 01:17:00,460 --> 01:17:03,180 - I know that. - You do? Prove it. 1206 01:17:04,780 --> 01:17:06,020 What do you mean? 1207 01:17:06,660 --> 01:17:09,300 - Go dancing. - Go to a show. 1208 01:17:09,380 --> 01:17:11,460 - Make trouble. - Make out. 1209 01:17:12,380 --> 01:17:14,820 Hate AIDS, not life. 1210 01:17:16,260 --> 01:17:17,220 How? 1211 01:17:18,820 --> 01:17:20,540 Just think of AIDS like... 1212 01:17:21,780 --> 01:17:23,620 the guest that won’t leave. 1213 01:17:24,060 --> 01:17:25,860 The one we all hate. 1214 01:17:27,260 --> 01:17:29,140 But you have to remember... 1215 01:17:29,700 --> 01:17:30,460 What? 1216 01:17:30,740 --> 01:17:33,220 It’s still our party. 1217 01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:41,540 Darling, they’re waiting. 1218 01:17:42,540 --> 01:17:43,780 Wait. 1219 01:17:45,500 --> 01:17:47,980 Is that it? Is that all you have to tell me? 1220 01:17:50,620 --> 01:17:52,260 Be nice to Sterling. 1221 01:18:31,780 --> 01:18:35,060 Hi, Steve. Are you there? 1222 01:18:35,740 --> 01:18:37,620 Or are you screening your calls? 1223 01:18:38,580 --> 01:18:42,260 Listen, it’s Jeffrey, and I’m not in Wisconsin. 1224 01:18:42,340 --> 01:18:46,380 I’m not a complete asshole. I have to see you. 1225 01:18:46,820 --> 01:18:48,140 It’s an emergency. 1226 01:18:49,100 --> 01:18:51,740 10:00 p.m. Tonight, at the Essex House, please. 1227 01:19:00,540 --> 01:19:02,140 - Jeffrey? - Monsieur. 1228 01:19:03,100 --> 01:19:04,260 What? 1229 01:19:05,660 --> 01:19:08,740 All right, what’s going on? You said it was important. 1230 01:19:14,940 --> 01:19:17,180 - Table for two? - Excuse me? 1231 01:19:20,460 --> 01:19:22,060 Didn’t we have a date? 1232 01:19:25,380 --> 01:19:26,500 Oh, my God. 1233 01:19:28,820 --> 01:19:30,220 I didn’t think you’d come. 1234 01:19:30,340 --> 01:19:33,820 When I left the message, I didn’t know if John would let you. 1235 01:19:35,140 --> 01:19:36,740 - Sean. - Dump him. 1236 01:19:37,140 --> 01:19:40,580 - What? - Just tell him it’s over. Be really mean. 1237 01:19:41,340 --> 01:19:43,340 It’s a little too late for that. 1238 01:19:43,380 --> 01:19:44,420 Why? 1239 01:19:45,460 --> 01:19:46,900 Sean dumped me. 1240 01:19:47,500 --> 01:19:48,900 - He did? Really? 1241 01:19:49,220 --> 01:19:51,660 He couldn’t take it. The sex. 1242 01:19:52,020 --> 01:19:53,940 He was exhausted. He’s 22. 1243 01:19:54,020 --> 01:19:55,820 - Were you upset? - Of course. 1244 01:19:56,940 --> 01:19:58,220 A whole bunch? 1245 01:19:59,460 --> 01:20:00,780 Goodbye Jeffrey. 1246 01:20:01,860 --> 01:20:03,540 If I asked you to... 1247 01:20:04,260 --> 01:20:05,900 could we have sex? 1248 01:20:06,340 --> 01:20:08,860 Safe sex, some kind of sex... 1249 01:20:09,540 --> 01:20:10,500 tonight? 1250 01:20:11,580 --> 01:20:12,740 What? 1251 01:20:14,860 --> 01:20:16,580 You are really unbelievable. 1252 01:20:22,460 --> 01:20:24,180 What is this? 1253 01:20:25,620 --> 01:20:27,660 What, you think it’s so easy? 1254 01:20:27,820 --> 01:20:30,700 You just leave a message, rent a tuxedo... 1255 01:20:32,500 --> 01:20:34,500 I am still HIV positive. 1256 01:20:35,140 --> 01:20:36,220 So? 1257 01:20:37,700 --> 01:20:38,660 So? 1258 01:20:40,260 --> 01:20:42,860 It doesn’t go away. 1259 01:20:44,020 --> 01:20:46,700 - It only gets worse. - I know. 1260 01:20:48,220 --> 01:20:50,540 Don’t do this, don’t even, you fucker! 1261 01:20:51,300 --> 01:20:54,300 Don’t you pretend, because I will not be your good deed. 1262 01:20:54,940 --> 01:20:57,060 You’re not. I’m too selfish. 1263 01:20:57,060 --> 01:20:59,860 - I don’t want a red ribbon. - I am touched. 1264 01:20:59,860 --> 01:21:01,140 I want you. 1265 01:21:04,100 --> 01:21:05,900 Say we have sex. 1266 01:21:07,740 --> 01:21:09,140 Say we like it. 1267 01:21:09,660 --> 01:21:12,980 And say tomorrow morning you decide to take off for Wisconsin? 1268 01:21:13,180 --> 01:21:14,700 - I won’t. - How do I know that? 1269 01:21:14,780 --> 01:21:16,180 Because I am... 1270 01:21:18,660 --> 01:21:20,220 I’m a gay man. 1271 01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:25,140 And I live in this city, and I am not an innocent bystander. 1272 01:21:26,300 --> 01:21:27,540 Not anymore. 1273 01:21:39,780 --> 01:21:40,660 So... 1274 01:21:46,100 --> 01:21:47,820 How bad do you want it? 1275 01:21:52,300 --> 01:21:53,700 Find out. 1276 01:21:54,780 --> 01:21:56,260 This is nice. 1277 01:21:56,460 --> 01:21:59,540 You want it. Suddenly, it’s my decision. 1278 01:21:59,580 --> 01:22:01,660 I get to be Jeffrey. 1279 01:22:01,660 --> 01:22:04,020 - Fuck you. - Maybe. 1280 01:22:07,220 --> 01:22:08,300 Maybe? 1281 01:22:08,940 --> 01:22:11,980 I think you should woo me first. 1282 01:22:12,700 --> 01:22:15,660 Dinner. Maybe dancing. 1283 01:22:17,100 --> 01:22:20,740 - And then... - Unbelievably hot sex. 1284 01:22:20,940 --> 01:22:22,100 Not yet. 1285 01:22:23,620 --> 01:22:25,220 What do you want? 1286 01:22:26,580 --> 01:22:29,340 - Jewelry. - Yes! 1287 01:22:48,780 --> 01:22:50,060 But Steve... 1288 01:22:52,740 --> 01:22:54,980 first you have to promise me something. 1289 01:22:59,580 --> 01:23:00,460 What? 1290 01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:03,300 Promise me... 1291 01:23:04,420 --> 01:23:06,340 that you will not get sick. 1292 01:23:09,660 --> 01:23:10,620 Done. 1293 01:23:13,060 --> 01:23:15,620 And you will not die. 1294 01:23:18,300 --> 01:23:19,460 Never. 1295 01:23:23,940 --> 01:23:24,940 Liar. 1296 01:23:34,300 --> 01:23:37,100 Jesus, we really shouldn’t do this. 1297 01:23:40,300 --> 01:23:43,100 We’re really asking for it. Give me one good reason. 1298 01:23:43,180 --> 01:23:45,660 One good reason why we even have a prayer. 1299 01:23:45,740 --> 01:23:48,020 - You want one good reason? - I do. 1300 01:23:56,660 --> 01:23:58,020 I dare you.90096