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LAST ONE

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LAST ONE LAUGHING

I'll remove... This is like a ring, right?

-Now it's done, I think. -Yes.

Great.

Who was that? Who laughed?

Does anyone feel that it's them?

There were some in there. We don't know.

Did you laugh at my gaping?

You get a warning for that?

-Maybe? -Maybe.

I'm worried. It could be me.

Everyone feels that, every time.

I hope it wasn't me.

Here she comes!

-Wow, wow, wow. -Shaka bra.

Shaka bra, you can say that!

How are you doing?

Good!

I have...

-My eyes on you, as you know. -Yes.

Several of you are in trouble.

-Clara. -Oh, my God.

-You're pushing it. -I'm aware.

I've got my eyes on you, Clara, and several others.

But we have one person who's been pushing it for a while.

Pushing it quite a lot.

It's not me this time.

Let's look at the screen.

Now it's not me.

I made it this time.

-Look, it's not me. -No! What?

Doesn't this rat look cross-eyed?

He who made it was also cross-eyed.

He compared with himself in the mirror.

Here it comes!

-Look at my game face! -I have a red card now!

-We have a red card. -No!

Edvin!

-What? -Edvin...

I've turned a blind eye.

Exactly. I've seen that hand a few times.

I've turned a blind eye.

-A red card. -I am so upset right now.

I'm so happy that I get to accompany you.

Thanks, well fought!

Edvin! What the hell!

So terrible.

-Darling. -Hunty and cunty.

How sad that you lost, Edvin. But one less threat.

Bye.

-Love you, guys! -Love you!

Bye, Edvin!

Let's focus now!

I am so sad!

But of course.

-It's so hard. Too hard. -It is hard.

It's not possible.

I thought I was going to die.

-Well... -I got champagne.

Want some?

-I can pour some myself. -Make yourself at home.

Okay, let's see.

Let's go. Shut up.

-No laughter. This is serious. -Shut up.

-No laughing. -Okay. Let's go.

The reason for the tape is to disfigure the face,

the nose should go in one direction and the eye in another.

You get it.

A wig, maybe.

Then it gets funnier.

That is amazing.

What is it actually, Anders?

It's a regular string spray.

Did you say string spray?

String spray?

String spray?

String spraying...

"Luftschlangenspray!"

-"Stringspray." -Nasenslem!

Jawohl.

Use it!

Do Pinocchio in Danish!

Der er ingen band der binder mig...

Look! Anders!

Fuck off!

Look, he's struggling.

Oh, my God.

What did Clara do?

-What did... -Calm down, Özz.

-I'm drooling so much. -Yes.

-She looks really scary. -Yes.

-What did she do? -It's showtime.

That all you got?

Let's party!

-Woah! -Michael Jackson is back in town!

Exactly...

The feeling of turning around seeing Clara Henry's taped face is...

A shock!

Completely unexpected.

She looked outlandish.

It was hard to keep from laughing. When turning around...

That was expensive.

Nice to meet you. This is the girl who was cut from Batman.

Yes, but...

Hello! Are you participating in Masked Singer?

I am. I was inspired by my participation in the program.

-Are you still in firefighting? -No.

Robert has a timing, an attitude, and an approach that is...

If he's trying he can get you at any point.

He's the best.

Woah.

I see the other contestants like escaping animals.

I am the fox, and the animals run away from me.

Rabbits, hares, little lemmings, mice, birds...

Wanna make waffles?

What was the first thing you did here?

Was it that one?

I choose the animal which is in the most panicked state.

It's the one that...

Like a predator.

You choose the one with the biggest chance to kill.

I'm Skrållan.

-I'm Skrållan. -Robert goes for the attack.

-Are you afraid of the girl? -No.

I'm Skrållan.

He sees me as easy prey.

He's going after me like crazy.

He's going after me constantly.

I'm Skrållan.

When Robert is joining me with a talking doll, I feel like...

"Abort, abort, abort!"

That was the feeling.

I have to leave.

-Louise, help me. Help! -What?

I'm Skrållan.

It's a cowardly tactic.

I asked for help, but I didn't get any.

What was I thinking?

-Is that your own kids? -No. Don't touch it.

How many?

-Did he bring them? -He must have.

-He's got a whole bag. -Yes.

-No touching! Perv! -I can babysit.

-What? I just picked up a child. -That's a doll!

You do like this for them to sleep.

That was it.

This will end badly if I stay much longer.

-Wanna make waffles? -Wanna make waffles?

I open the fridge and find some eggs.

-Now we're starting. -I was almost laughing.

So damn bad.

-And so it has begun. -Some eggs.

Now we started something we shouldn't have in at least three hours.

Louise threw an egg in my head. That was an improvisation we started.

I'm making homemade hash.

Can we use that in the waffle?

That was everything. She cracked an egg and left.

Do we have waffle batter?

We have cream!

I have eggs.

We have cream And we have strawberries

I really looked forward to making waffles.

I think...

It just felt nice to do something like that.

Making treats for everyone.

-Double batches? -"Preparation"...

-Do we have a whisk? -Absolutely. And water.

I cannot.

I'm...

I'm actually feeling bad.

Oh my...

Clara...

I'm feeling bad for real.

So, no waffles.

Sussie got really mad!

Oh my God! Oh my God!

I wanted to make something nice, but they didn't care.

I was annoyed with that.

For real.

Is there a vacuum cleaner? I get crazy with the mess!

It's so damn messy!

That was great.

It was funny to me, people were hungry for real, so it was like...

"What the hell?"

We make double batches.

Did you see what happened? Look!

Oh my God!

Perfect! Per Andersson is already half baked.

I grabbed the bag and tried to...

Keep breading him somehow.

Now Per Andersson is covered in egg and flour.

Check.

Do you have dandruff?

Where did that come from?

We were making waffles!

Now Robert is on his way! He has a package.

-Now he has something. -Something is on.

Is that a package in a package?

-Yes, look at that. -Clever.

Who wrapped that?

I don't know.

Where did I put my water?

There!

Anyone want an almond cookie?

-You brought... -Almond cookies.

-In the bag? -I had them in Robinson too.

I was eliminated. If you eat them and shove them up your mouth it sounds funny.

How?

Try it.

I'm suffocating!

I'm suffocating.

-Shove an almond cookie up your mouth... -I'm suffocating...

-I don't want to be here. -It can't be another one.

I just can't be!

There is another one!

There is another one!

Anyone of you want an almond cookie up your mouth?

Then it sounds funny when talking.

It is funny.

Why not?

My mouth isn't that big, Anders.

But honey!

Do you want to do a puzzle?

I can't get it up my mouth.

Wanna do a puzzle, Clara?

-Okay! -Come on, let's do a puzzle!

-We're doing a puzzle. -Come!

I can't be close to you for too long.

You're challenging me for a yellow card.

-You're challenging me... -Let's just do one. Come on, Clara.

There's something about Anders...

his whole approach...

How he's talking, he's always so happy.

It makes me bubble inside.

There is constant bubbling. I have to laugh at Anders Jansson.

Let's start...

Let's start with the edges.

-I'll do the edges first. -Okay.

-This is available in a small shop. -Is that so?

Four pieces...

Nice save, honey.

I can't stay close to Anders Jansson.

All of my mouth is full of almond cookie.

I'm making an impression for my braces.

I walk by Robert who is opening a package.

When walking around again you think it's the same package, but is it?

He's clever.

Repetition is a fantastic tactic.

It gets funny in the end.

Woah! Look.

Then we have the painting...

Brilliant.

Who is that?

Who is that?

That's a show host.

-Is he bringing down... -Not my painting!

Suzanne Axell is a really...

lovely woman, like the fluorine lady at school.

And an unexpected...

image of someone to worship.

-Ankan. -Ankan.

Where do I put her?

There is a spot here, I think.

-Want some help? -Yes.

We can arrange that.

We don't have any...

Robert is close to Ankan again. That's no good.

Hey, Ankan...

-Yes? -A central spot, maybe.

I can't be close to Robert.

Careful, that's my big...

That's my big...

This is incredibly stupid. Incredibly stupid.

It's not... I'm serious.

I'm in love.

Look at Ankan!

-Leave Robert now! -Look now.

-Do we find a spot now? -Yes. For my love.

-Where should she be? -Here is fine, right?

-Is that a good spot? -Yes, Robert.

Do you want to do a puzzle?

-I'd love to! -I'm working on my waffle party.

-Waffle party? -Yes.

Pulling pantyhose over your head so that your face moves with it...

That's a classic. That has to work.

-That was a hard one! -Yes.

Edges first!

-Yes. -And then work inwards.

That's it.

Being this ugly should make someone laugh.

No, I give up.

-You have to put it here, Per. -Per.

No!

I think we've got it.

Oh my God, this goes so well.

You can't force the puzzle, Per.

-It's not allowed? -No, love is a delicate thing.

Put the pieces down delicately...

Per can do it.

He's doing it!

Let's go to her. You can help us carry.

To another spot.

-I'm in love. -What?

-I'm in love. Yes. -Are you in love?

-With her. Yes. -With her? Isn't she lovely.

-No. -What's that? Butterflies?

I gave it to her.

Now the sketch is over.

Should she be in the box?

It was empty!

You can't put her in the box.

Anders is escaping.

I'm going at him. I choose a track and he tries to get away.

Then I feel like I'm succeeding,

and I want to laugh myself.

-Butterflies. -Leave me be, Robert!

-Don't say it like that. -I'm gonna play cards.

Help me with Robert.

He's like a silent killer.

He walks around preparing, and suddenly you hear...

Switchblade.

Next to the Landet Runt hosts, she's my favorite Swedish TV presenter.

-Tell me more. -No, don't come here!

Don't come here!

This is Robert's humor.

Guys! The white card.

-Woah! -Bravo, Özz!

-Very good, buddy. -Great.

-Fantastic. Leave the chips and come. -Brave Özz.

-Sit down. -House of Cards!

Find a spot

where the cameras can't reach!

Look at Özz. Let's see now.

-What am I looking at? -Baryshnikov.

The ballet charmer.

Oh, it's Russian ballet! That's great.

-Screwy, Hooey, and Booey. -Ratatouille.

-They're great. -Almost the same.

They're more like one voice.

-And Goof! -Goof!

-Goof Doggler. -Goof Foggler.

Goofy... Dangler.

-Wanna play a game? -We're trying to avoid copyright.

-We say... -Dispey.

You are playing a game.

Dispey. Dispey Ploop.

-And Gladstone Ga... -Gladstone Gand.

Gladstone Gandpain.

-Gandsmack. -Yes. Gladstone Gandman.

Who is so unlucky.

And uncle Joseph with all the money.

Wouldn't it be amazing if Özz performed a flawless...

Swan Lake now?

Tchaikovsky, just like that.

Thumbs up. Now, now, now.

-Oh, oh, oh. -Oh, oh.

I'm here to tell you my story.

I'm here to tell you

how it was when I was young.

We Kurds are horse people.

But here in Sweden, only girls are into horses.

So I read my girly horse magazines in secret.

Yeah! High five!

When I was 16, I went to France to do vaulting.

I'm really good at vaulting. Doing tricks on horseback.

-Is this true? Yes. -It feels that way.

If the stuff with the equestrian vaulting is true, it's pretty insane.

But now I've found what I like the most.

Hobby horse dressage.

Hobby horse dressage...

I guess it's funny when children do it.

Because it looks so stupid.

But Özz, you are a grown-up man.

I just want to show you a little. Is that okay?

-Thanks. -Bravo!

It was more disheartening and sad.

And here goes your career.

-Woah! -Woah!

Honestly, I didn't get it.

So lavish with all the costumes and props.

But such a vacuous and pointless event.

Özz has become too much of a theater person.

In the National Theater, it can be funny...

"I'll do the hobby horse. That's usually funny."

I didn't dare to say anything.

He's backing up. And a leg flexion...

The funniest thing about Özz's dressage

was that he had a lot of props that he wasn't using.

That was funny.

Curtsey.

Özz has horse-like calves.

He's probably...

The only centaur in Sweden in some way.

Viral bloopers, here we come.

Thanks a lot.

-That was great. -That was great.

That can happen.

You're planning and thinking.

But some humor doesn't fit some people.

You have different audiences.

Apparently, my audience doesn't like horses.

They hate horses.

I love horses.

Tough crowd. Tough crowd.

-Tough crowd. -Nice one, Özz!

-Tough. -He should've been doing obstacles.

-Exactly. -Absolutely.

Then he should have thrown himself at the clothes rack.

-Would you? -Yes.

Self-loathing...

There's something cleansing about that.

"What am I doing?"

Sorry, everybody.

I apologize. This looks terrible.

I don't take myself seriously.

How do you get rid of flour in the leaf blower?

A viewer from Sundsvall is wondering.

It should be brushed away.

With a thin brush.

-Yes. -Made out of marten hair.

-Rub the leaf blower... -Yes.

-With a velvet cloth. Not too big. -No.

Let the leaf blower self dry.

In the microwave oven set on 750 watt.

I can't hear you now, Robert.

Dry the leaf blower with a suction...

There were periods.

It could be easy to keep from laughing or harder.

The focus comes to a point

where you feel like you need to relax a bit.

You can't constantly be alert.

You have to relax, and then you're vulnerable.

You have to take micro breaks.

-Now something is happening. -What?

Per!

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUNNY?

I got a black card!

-You got a black card. -I got a black card from Sussie.

With another contestant, perform the pun-laden epic "Glenn, the Musical".

-Okay? -Puns are hilarious.

I'll be out now if I can't focus.

Here we go!

It's a musical. Sung-through.

Yeah, yeah.

-Do we sing? -Yes.

A Gothenburg pun-laden musical.

Sussie has a great idea.

Puns set to music.

That's a brilliant idea.

-Hey, Glenn! -Hey, Glenn!

What did the cat use to get off with?

No idea!

His paw-n!

Yes!

-Hey, Glenn! -Oh, hey!

-What did one cannibal say to the other? -What?

You good?

Look at Sussie. She's panicking.

Who? Who's panicking?

Sussie is really panicking.

What do you get if you cross a flounder and a puffer?

-No idea. -A fluffer!

My friend put a spirit in someone's body without a proper form.

We have to sing it.

I can't sing. Why don't you get it?

And puns on top of that. Damn it.

Take it from the top.

My friend put a spirit in someone's body Without a proper form

Then he might get arrested For illegal possession

This is tough.

I try to think of something else.

Just something else.

I don't listen to full sentences.

Focus on other things and just listen here and there.

It's not possible.

You know the devil is suffering hair loss?

Yes! So...

So...

Now he has...

A hell toupee!

-What a voice! -A hell toupee!

A hell toupee!

A hell toupee!

A hell toupee! Yes, yes, yes!

A hell toupee! A hell toupee...

A hell toupee!

Yes, a hell toupee!

Yes, a hell toupee!

Who?

What's happening?

I'm making a Gothenburg musical.

-A classical Gothenburg musical. -Damn Per.

-By running around destroying tables? -Yes.

The worst things I know.

Gothenburg puns and singing.

The worst things I know of. And then I get it!

-It's so mean! -No good research.

LAST ONE LAUGHING

IN THE UPCOMING EPISODE

-You're welcome. -Damn, that's funny!

-What do you have? -Here is Pieter!

Oh my God!

-Disco draining! -Yeah!

Hey! Clara Henry here.

Who laughed?

Subtitle translation by Jonathan Zylberstein