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♪ goin' to the chapel

♪ and we're gonna get married ♪

♪ goin' to the chapel

♪ and we're gonna get married ♪

♪ gee, i really love you

26th floor, folks. Have a lucky day. Hi.

♪ goin' to the chapel of love ♪

Good morning, mrs. Cannon.

Line two. It's your mother.

♪ the sun will shine

Mom...

It's too small, and all we have to do is

Pull out these two banks of slots,

And then we can double the blackjack tables,

Put in two roulette wheels, a craps set-Up, a private bar.

- How much? - $1.6 million.

- How long? - Five weeks.

$1.6 million, not counting loss of revenue

In slot machines and disruption to the casino.

Sure. You'll make up that difference in three months.

- Patience, sam. - That's it?

- That's it. - Another cryptic response?

I mean, isn't this whole, uh, mysterious thing getting a little old for you?

I have plans for the montecito, and you may figure prominently in those plan

I would actually rather just hear "no"

Than to have to parse your statements like they're diplomatic cables.

Okay, there will be no new high-Roller area in this casino.

So what happends to anything can happen

Anything can happen. It just did.

Who told you we're married?

You think your mama doesn't have

Her own surveillance and security?

Well, you got it half-Right. We are getting married.

When were you gonna tell me?

- Uh, it's been sort of a whirlwind. - She isn't pregnant, is she?

- Did you get the girl pregnant? - Mom, no, of course not.

Well, who is she? I'm sure she's beautiful. Where is she from?

I was gonna call you. I have rooms for you and the whole family

Here at the montecito.

I was just waiting to get plane reservations.

- When is the wedding? - This weekend.

My baby's getting married! Ha ha ha!

Did some guy just win six figures or something? Nope. Seven?

Cooper said no to your high-Roller area, didn't he?

- Yeah, he blew my ass right out of the water. - I'm so sorry.

Thanks. You know...

When it rains, it pours. Who's that?

- Isn't that casey manning's brother? - Vic? Yeah.

He looks different.

Didn't they used to... oh, yeah. Itch, itch.

I'm not sleeping with you. I'm in a bad mood.

You look beautiful, and i think you're actually happy to see me. Hi. Hi.

- Hi - Hi

It is nice to see you. You look good.

- What happened to you? - A little bit of therapy.

A lot of humiliation. What's with the suit?

Oh, i got $1 billion, and that's with a "b."

Casey left me everything.

That son of a bitch.

I thought he died broke. What are you doing here?

First, i came to see you.

Then i'm gonna take montecito back.

If i tell my mother i got married without her, i'm a dead man.

- So what are you gonna do? - I told her the wedding's this weekend.

- You're throwing a fake wedding? - Yeah.

- Oh, my god, that's genius! - Will you fix that up for me?

I'd be falsely honored.

- So you know what this means. - Yeah, i have 24 hours

To pull off what normally takes a gaggle of giggling women six months.

Come on, mike, we do that kind of stuff all the time.

Last-Minute weddings are easy.

What this means is that your best friend in the world gets to throw you a bachelor party,

A kick-Ass bachelor party.

I never even thought of that.

Your priorities are all messed up, man. That's the best part.

Where are you going?

Well, i gotta tell piper.

- She doesn't know yet? - She's gonna flip from happiness.

We're having a wedding, danny mccoy.

- Mmm, hi, husband. - Hey, wifey, what would you say to a wedding?

- I'd say we already had one. - No, no, no, i mean a real wedding,

With flowers, and food, and bouquet-Throwing, and drunk friends, and crazy family.

- When? - Are you free saturday?

- You're kidding. - Well, i've already told my folks,

And my aunts and my uncles, and they'll be here tomorrow.

Ow! What was that for?

How am i supposed to get a wedding dress in a day?

- I thought - You thought?

How about my mother and my college friends

And, like, how are they supposed to get here in a day?

And what about the food, and the flowers, and the bridesmaids?

I mean, they've got to get dresses too, you know.

And don't you think people are gonna wonder why we didn't tell them, what, oh, i don't know, three months ago?

My mother found out we were already married, but i said "no, we're getting married."

Quick thinking, right? So now we have to have it... ow!

I thought we weren't supposed to tell anybody outside of this hotel.

You do not want to get on my mama's bad side, trust me.

And if there's any place we can pull this off, it's here at the montecito.

I've already cashed in a cd, so this whole thing is covered, piper. Come on.

- Well, i did always want a big wedding. - Yes! Me too.

Maybe we can tell people that we had a whirlwind courtship,

And we couldn't wait... because i got pregnant.

That... you're not, are you?

- I better not be. - What? Aah!

- And i get to throw the bachelorette. - That would only be fair.

What was the name of that male dancer everybody's hiring?

Oh, yeah, the tripod.

That's just sick.

Like you're not gonna have strippers.

I'm here to negotiate the ground rules, okay?

I'm listening, mr. Mccoy.

First, accommodations. The 35th floor is closed off till next monday so noise won't be a problem.

I'd suggest we each take a suite on different ends of the floor

- Deal. - Entertainment.

I suggest a military option.

Don't ask, don't tell? I can live with that.

- Just nothing disgusting, okay? - Define disgusting.

Nothing either of us has to lie about.

Like this whole fake wedding thing?

Isn't it crazy? We live together, we're having a baby, and they're the ones getting married.

- Yeah, it's crazy. - It's crazy.

You know vic manning?

Uh, casey manning's younger brother. He's right here in the hotel

What's your impression of him?

He's the gm at the montecito property in hawaii.

He wears flowery shirts. He has got a big old puppy dog crush on sam,

- But he's a nice kid. - Well, he's not a kid anymore. He's 27.

He quit his job in hawaii six months ago, and he's wearing a suit

Well, i guess when your older brother's a billionaire, it's easy to look ineffectual.

Yeah., i got a call from my lawyers in new york. He wants a meeting.

Maybe he's looking for a job.

- What about the wedding? - Just, uh, just putting it together.

You know, we could use the pictures in a brochure or something,

- Write it off to marketing. - Really?

That's very generous of you.

You throwing a stag for mike?

Yeah, yeah, we're putting a little something together. You want in?

- Hey, i wouldn't miss it. - Okay. Thanks.

- I'll bring the cigars. - Okay.

- What's this cooper like? - He's an idiot.

- I'm not used to getting shot down like that. - Believe me, i know.

I can't believe i used to own this place, and now i have to beg for scraps.

- You ever watch deadwood? - Hmm?

In the old west, a man was obligated to marry his brother's widow

And get back what was rightfully his.

Deadwood's cancelled. What's your point?

- This stays between us, okay? - Wow.

I have a will that instructs casey's estate to pay the back taxes on the montecito,

- Then leaves the rest to me. - That's not what happened.

Which is why my lawyers tell me that the tax sale went forward illegally.

This will supercedes everything.

You know you annoy the hell out of me, right?

Look how comfortable this is. I know everything about you.

You know everything about me.

"In the event of my death, all taxes, the montecito hotel and casino..."

I didn't just come here to get my brother's hotel back.

You know that i've always been in love with you.

Cooper's gonna lose the montecito.

Things are already in motion.

- Can you believe we're doing this? - What?

Planning two bachelor parties and a wedding in one night.

I don't think it's that crazy.

Not any crazier than us getting back together and having a baby.

You know, i was just thinking, when he or she is born,

We shouldn't have to explain anything to anybody.

Our baby should have a name. That name should be mccoy.

Well, we are already planning the damn thing.

You know, what difference is it gonna make if we add one more couple to it?

- Oh, my god, i never thought it would happen like this. - Like what?

Like me seven months pregnant for one thing.

So it's not from a storybook.

- But we can write our own story. - Come on, danny.

♪ i'm watching you breathing for the last time ♪

♪ a song for your heart

♪ but when it is quiet

Delinda deline...

♪ i know what it means

♪ and i'll carry you home

Will you marry me?

♪ as strong as you were

♪ tender you go

♪ i'm watching you breathing

- Is everything okay with the baby? - Oh, the baby's fine.

- You're sure? - Yeah. Listen, mom,

- Danny and i are getting married. - Married? When?

Saturday.

- I thought you'd be thrilled. - I am, i guess.

I know we should have told you, but...

A double wedding sounds interesting.

I don't know why you're not over the moon about your best friend wanting to share

This very special day with you, mike.

Besides, your wedding's fake anyway.

At least i got married before my girl got pregnant.

- Drunk off your ass. - Yeah, okay, i guess i'm just stressed out

Over getting everything set for my family.

It'd be an honor to have you and delinda get married with us.

- Really? - Yeah.

I never thought i'd say this, but i'm actually excited about getting married.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Wow, you are such a girl.

I know. Come here. Give me a hug.

No, that's all right. All right.

Come here. Aw, dude.

It's gonna be fun.

We got it, we got it. Yeah.

Bachelor party tonight. Be ready.

- You be ready. - I will.

Listen, i gotta run. My family will be here in a few.

- Really? Where? - In the lobby.

- I'll be there. - Okay.

- I'll be there. - All right.

- Victor manning.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

Now that is a great saddle.

It was a gift from my ranch manager.

That's a hell of a gift. You must be a good boss.

Well, my tendency is to dabble in more than one business, so it's meant

T to remind me to ride one horse at a time. Sit down.

Which leads me nicely to the reason i'm here.

When casey died so suddenly, it threw our family's financial affairs into turmoil.

- I certainly understand. I'm sorry for your loss. - Thank you.

As my brother's principal heir, i found that there were some... irregularities

In the disposition of his affairs.

I didn't figure you were here because we had a great buffet.

The montecito never should have been sold.

I bought it in a tax sale conducted by the irs.

If you have a problem, it's with the united states government.

I want it back. And... i am prepared to make you an all-Cash offer...

Your $241 million investment

- Plus 50%. - You're writing a check for $360 million?

Kind of hard to fit all those zeroes in the little line here.

It's a $120 million profit for four months' work.

- The montecito is not for sale. - 60%.

You have my answer.

I'm probably gonna have to fight you on this.

Do what you gotta do.

- Aloha, mr. Cooper. - It's just cooper. Aloha.

I don't want to stand there in front of everybody and god

Next to this big, fat, pregnant chick wearing a circus tent for a wedding dress

We'll take separate pictures.

- This was your idea, wasn't it? - No,

But what was i gonna say? He's my best friend.

How am i gonna explain this to my mother?

- Your mom's coming? - Yeah.

- That's great. - I guess.

At least we don't have to pay for any of it.

Cooper is picking up the tab.

- What? - Cha-Ching. Yes.

No, if he pays, that's just one more chance for him to interfere in my life.

You know, give me a legitimate wedding

And this whole thing is tied up in a nice bow.

Let's not do anything hasty. Okay, sweetie?

If you ever want to have sex with your wife again, you will go up there right now

And you will tell him that you cashed in that cd. Go.

My folks will be here any minute,

So i really need to be in the lobby area.

Fine, i'll do it.

You were just kidding about that sex thing, right, baby?

His attorneys claim to have another will that supercedes the one the irs used to initiate the tax sale.

- Have you seen it? - Not yet.

We will in discovery, of course.

- What are his chances?

If the new will's legitimate, he's got a shot.

If you don't mind my asking, what was vic manning's offer?

He went as high as $385 million.

- You should consider it. - Why?

Because it's a hell of a profit for four months' work.

And because you've already shown that you can run this place when nobody thought that you could.

You're gonna have investors lined up around the block.

You're saying i should build another hotel?

I understand the parcel next to the montecito is for sale.

I don't do well with partners.

Then borrow against the $140 million profit and do it yourself.

- Let him sue. - It's a risk.

If i could get manning's lawyers to sweeten the offer, why not sell?

Because i like it here,

Thank you, cathy.

- I thought you were through interfering in my life. - I am.

- So why are you paying for my wedding? - I'm not.

I'm paying for mike's wedding. Oh.

- Is your mom coming? - Ah, so she says.

She's pretty unreliable, though, so i'm not gonna get my hopes up. Does, um,

- She know about you and my dad? - No. And i'd like to keep it that way.

- Cooper. - Yes?

Well, i mean, you know, since you're paying for this whole thing and

My mom is kind of flaky and all, um,

I was wondering if you wanted to give me away.

Well, i'm going out of town.

But i should be back in time for the wedding. I'd be honored.

Piper has turned into bridezilla.

You, uh, you nervous about the wedding?

No, no, no, just excited to meet your folks, that's all. Where's piper?

- She said she'd be here. - Yeah? Yeah, so

Michael!

- There's my baby! - Hey, mom! Hey, dad.

Good to see you. Uncle gerald. Bring it here.

- You better come here. - Aunt vonice.

You all look great.

So this is the montecito. It certainly is impressive.

You look so skinny. What are they feeding you?

I'm danny.

His best friend.

Oh, that's the boy who got the big job instead of mike. He don't look so smart.

Well, no, he doesn't.

Oh, this is my mom and dad,

- Thelma and eugene cannon. - Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, sir.

My dear uncle gerald... deacon gerald. Oh, the deacon.

Nice to meet you.

And my beautiful aunt vonice.

Mmm. Let me ask you.

Are you gonna give a stag party for my favorite nephew?

Uh... uh, yes, ma'am.

Well, you make sure you invite his daddy and his uncle gerald.

Okay. Yes, ma'am.

When do we get to meet the bride? Yes! Well, uh, oh!

Here she is now, everybody. Hi. This is piper.

Oh, she's just a little bitty thing.

When were you gonna tell us she was a white girl?

Mom. Oh, baby. Oh, honey. Whoa. Look at you.

You've popped. I know, i know. Oh, delinda,

You look magnificent.

My god, mom, look at you. Oh, you like?

Where did you get that outfit?

Well, you know, i'm not supposed to say. I mean, they might be able to track us down.

- Paris. - How's daddy?

Oh, i'm sure he's off playing spy with his cia buddies in iraq, afghanistan, who knows where.

He was fine when i left him.

- When you left him in france? - When i left him, left him.

Your dad and i are through, delinda.

Let's go see your wedding dress.

So i finally get to meet the family, huh?

I think they really like me, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So, uh, does your dad ever say anything?

Oh, yeah, he might have smiled once when the bears won the super bowl.

What about your uncle? What's his story?

Oh, he's a deacon at his church. My aunt vonice and uncle gerald have been married for 40 years.

Best marriage i've ever seen.

It's gotta be solid. She had him invited to the bachelor party. Which, by the way

Huh? Huh? What is...

"2100 hours, light snacks. "First round of shots.

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I am coordinating this last night of freedom with military precision, man. Yeah. Yeah.

About the entertainment-- Mm!

Wait till you see these women, man. They put on a whole show.

It's really something.

You know my father and my uncle are coming.

Not to mention cooper. So, danny. Danny.

I don't want to be looking at strippers in front of my boss,

Not to mention my family.

We're just gonna have a little fun, mikey. We're not gonna do anything. Come on.

I mean, i wish i could invite my dad and my uncle.

- I know, but... - But what?

What do you suggest?

Maybe a nice dinner, some good wine.

Yeah, you have dinner. I'm gonna look at naked girls.

Okay? I've gotta go. Make sure that stuff is ready.

Oh, you look terrific!

- Sam, you look beautiful. - Thanks.

- So you left ed. - Yeah, finally.Can you believe it?

All those times i threatened him, "it's me or the montecito, "

I finally got the balls to just do it.

- Well, good for you. - Sam,

Living as fugitives can be very stressful. Maybe

They're just taking a break.

Sure. Fat chance.

Sorry to interrupt. Sam. Yeah.

Mom, i'd like to introduce you to...

Is this your mother? Julian. Cooper.

Cooper owns the montecito.

Oh. How are you finding the casino business?

Equal parts elation and confusion.

- Sam, could you come to my office tomorrow? - Uh, sure.

- Nice meeting you, julian. - See you around.

- "See you around"? -What?

"See you around"? Ugh.

How come you didn't tell your parents i was white?

It doesn't make any difference.

Then why was it the first thing out of your mother's mouth when she was squeezing the life out of me?

Did you tell your mom i'm black?

I wasn't the one who planned this wedding. Aha!

F.Y.I., delinda and i are going to the jewelry store tomorrow,

And with all the money that you're saving on this wedding,

You're gonna buy me a ring. A big one.

- Vic. - Danny.

- Hey, what brings you to vegas? - Sam marquez.

Ah, many have tried, few have lived to tell the tale.

Uh, i didn't mean that. I'm sorry to hear about your brother.

- No offense taken. Thank you. - Okay then. Hey, what, uh,

What are you, uh, what are you doing later tonight? We're having a little bachelor party.

- Uh, for who? - Me and mike.

You're both getting married?

I guess it's something in the water. 3543 at 8:00.

- Is cooper coming? - Yeah. You know cooper?

Yeah, just met him. I'll be there.

Okay, see you then. Yeah.

And so it begins. To us. Cheers.

Look at this one.

Slow down there, girl. That's like $100, 000.

How much do you think mike makes a year?

You don't know how much your husband makes a year?

- What if i make more than him? - Don't ever tell him.

You're so right. Why not?

- Mom! - It's true.

Come on, guys, let's wake up.

- It's all you, danny. - You too, mike.

I call.

- Two pair, kings over jacks. - Trip nines.

Your deal.

I'll cut you for it.

- I get high card, - You take my deal.

You get it, i walk. You never hear from me again.

- You'd bet $400 million on one card? - One card.

If you'd have earned that money instead of inheriting it,

That might not be so easy.

Why not show us that big set of balls you're so famous for?

When you're old enough to shave, come back and we'll talk.

Hey, guys, i'm gonna call it a night.

Oh, well, cooper, thank you for everything. Sure.

All right, thank you.

See you at the altar.

Okay. Take care. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, so, uh,

No naughty nurse or some chick with a tiny little cop getup.

No, no, no, no, no, i cancelled them just like you wanted. There will be no

Girls in tight, little cop uniforms

With the tiny shorts, and the belt, and the handcuffs.

Don't you worry, you're gonna get your sausage party tonight.

It's not... well, thank you for respecting my wishes.

I feel uncomfortable with my pops here.

So where's your uncle gerald anyway?

He's on chicago time. He's probably asleep.

This party freakin' blows.

Haven't we already had our share of fun?

No, mike, we haven't had our share of fun.

We have had our share. Man, i prefer to think of this

As a place where we can reconnect with old friends,

Like my main man greg here. How are you feeling, greg?

Hey, what's happening? Thanks for inviting me.

Always glad to have you.

- Hey, can i ask you guys something? - Of course. Sure.

Does this look infected to you? Uh...

- Polly, what's wrong? - Oh, polly sick. Feel terrible.

Like get kicked in uterus by donkey.

Oh, my god. Come in and lie down. Can i get you anything?

You cannot help. Polly need a doctor. Aah!

Did somebody say "doctor"?

♪ gentlemen, may i introduce madam emily and officer tiffany.

There is a god!

Uncle gerald, i--

Mix me a courvoisier and coke and try not to block the view.

- Are you the other dancer? - I am looking for sam marquez.

- Tell her it's vic. - Oh! Ah!

You're casey's brother? Yeah. Come here. Ah! You're cute.

Go get her, go get her. Just a minute.

You young folks call this krunk dancin'. It ain't new.

Back when we invented it, we called it

The "cotton candy."

Do you remember how i told you--I told you about that whole-- The whole deadwood thing?

I want you to have everything that your heart desires,

And i know that you will learn to love me too.

- You're drunk. - Very.

But this is what i came to vegas for.

Samantha jean marquez... jane. Uh! My bad.

- Samantha jane marquez... - No, no, no, no, no. Shh!

- Will you marry me? - Ok yeah

Vic and sam, huh? Where the hell does that one come from?

I can think of a billion reasons.

Îò¾õµãëûõæµäºü°®ëý well, i think he really loves her.

Regardless, what kind of a guy gets drunk and just proposes?

Or, you know, maybe it could work out.

Have you seen your uncle gerald?

He didn't come home last night.

You're so funny.

Where you been?

Good morning, everyone.

-This is tiffany. - Hey.

Vonice, it's happening in vegas, and i'm staying in vegas.

come on, baby.

Aunt Vonice, i'm sure it's not the way it looks.

You were in charge of that stag party last night. What happened to my gerald?

You better have an answer for me, boy, and quick.

Hi, you wanted to see me?

Vic manning filed two losses this morning one to invalidate his brother's will,

The other to invalidate the sale of the montecito to me.

What are you gonna do?

You're sleeping with the enemy. I'm not gonna tell you.

Come here.

This is why i said no to your high-Roller idea.

You're building a new tower?

2, 000 new rooms, all suites, doubling the size of the casino.

- Why didn't you just tell me? - I told you to be patient.

I wasn't gonna build you a high-Roller area

Because i was building you an entire high-Roller floor.

Well, my relationship with vic doesn't have anything to do with this.

I'm not sure i can risk believing you.

But i wish you both lots of happiness.

Where are you going?

There's some things i have to take care of.

Ok...

Cooper just took off, probably on his way to new york to talk to his lawyers.

Oh, and mitch tracked down that tiffany. So i guess i'll have to have a little chitchat with her.

What about you? You talk to uncle gerald?

- It makes you think though. - I seen it a hundred times.

Vegas makes people do crazy things.

How does a guy married for so many years just go off the reservation like that?

Maybe it gets old.

You know, maybe marriage just gets old after a while.

- It only gets old if you let it, right? - Yeah.

- Is anyone having second thoughts? - Me too.

It's too late. You're already married.

- I'm too young to be married. - On what planet?

My mom leaves my dad after 35 years. I mean, what does that say about me and danny?

I don't want to get married just because i'm pregnant.

I'm so scared we're gonna have the baby and then get a divorce.

Why are you getting married? I mean, you're the last person i would expect to do something this impulsive.

Vic and i have this very special connection,

And i feel like he's never gonna try to change me. So that's nice.

Also, i'm still in love with casey and i see him every time i look at vic's face.

God, we're all screwed up.

Ladies, please feel free to choose from anything in the store, compliments of mr. Manning. Oh.

Well i'm already married, so what the hell. I'm gonna get a ring.

Guys like gerald used to be players back in the day.

Now they're just old.

- You're breaking up a marriage. - He's just vegas-Crazy.

He just wants to feel like he can pull some fine ass one more time.

Uh, well i'm sure that you got his money. So send him back to his wife

Or what? I don't have any warrants. I didn't do anything illegal.

- Maybe i like him. - We're talking about my best friend's uncle.

- And i'm president of this hotel. - You don't have anything on me.

Well then i'll make something up.

Who do you think they're gonna believe?

I know i lost my head.I'm sorry if i embarrassed you in front of your friends.

There's a lot of temptation in this town.

It hits you like lightning, boy.

I got booty-Struck.

40 years i've been married to your aunt.

Hasn't all been peaches and cream, you know?

You gotta go back with your tail between your legs

And eat a big slice of humble pie.

I guess you're right. Hell, hillary took bill back.

I'm sure your aunt would do the same for me. One day you'll see, mike.

It sucks getting old.

What i wouldn't give to do the cotton candy with that one last time.

Ha, to be more careful.

You girls all ready for the big day?

- Absolutely. - So ready.

The montecito jet went down on its way to new york.

- Where? - Somewhere in western colorado.

The fuselage broke in two on impact. Pilot's in a coma. Everyone else is dead.

What's wrong?

The montecito jet crashed on the way to new york.

I saw cooper pack his suitcase.

He said he was gonna be gone for a couple of days.

He told me the same thing.

Pilot's in a coma, but otherwise there were no survivors.

Look at that.

It can take days to get through all that wreckage.

- Any word on the pilot? - He's still unconscious.

You know, maybe there's a chance that he...

No one else on that aircraft could've survived, danny.

This place is cursed.

It's not your fault.

Nah, i should've said something.

He went to see his lawyers because i filed a lawsuit to get the hotel back.

If anything, it's my fault.

- Don't buy the montecito - Why?

Because casey, monica, now cooper...

You own this place, you won't live a year.

He was gonna give me away.

I know, honey.

I know.

I'm telling you, it's an omen.

What are you talking about?

These weddings weren't supposed to happen. I mean, think about it.

- You were having second thoughts. - I was not having second thoughts, mom.

Sweetie, i'm your mother. I know you better than you know you.

Cooper was so excited about the baby, and with daddy being gone, it's just all so...

... sad.

So out of respect, cancel the wedding.

What are we gonna do? All those people came all this way.

We can't have the weddings...

Even though he would probably want us too.

- Yeah, but piper's a mess. - Really?

All right, i'll...

That's it, then, we'll just... we'll turn the wedding ceremony into a memorial service

What are you gonna say?

What are you gonna say?

You were closest to him.

Uh, you're the better public speaker.

You're president of operations.

Mike, i just started getting to know the guy.

And he mostly just messed with my head, so...

- He got a kick out of winding you up - You too.

Okay, okay, i guess i'll come up with something.

- I thought this was supposed to be a wedding. - Uh, yeah.

Slight change of plans. Do you, uh...

You don't happen to know anything sad.

Sad songs? Yeah, are you kidding?

Okay, good, thank you. I'll be back in just a minute.

We're here today to celebrate the life and the accomplishments

Of mr. A.J. Cooper.

And to reflect on what it was that he meant to each of us.

Tell you what he meant to be, nothing. I only met the man for five minutes.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Let's share a few moments with james blunt.

♪ so while i'm turning in my sheets ♪

♪ and once again i cannot sleep ♪

♪ walk out the door and up the street ♪

♪ look at the stars beneath my feet ♪

♪ remember rights that i did wrong ♪

♪ so here i go

♪ i'm not calling for a second chance ♪

♪ i'm screaming at the top of my voice ♪

♪ give me reason but don't give me choice ♪

♪ 'cause i'll just make

♪ the same mistake again

He was a handsome man.

♪ so while i'm turning in my sheets ♪

♪ and once again i cannot sleep ♪

♪ look at the stars fall down

♪ and wonder where

♪ did i go wrong ♪

Am i late?

Now that's an entrance.

He's alive.

- Something's wrong? - Ah! The baby!

Danny

Danny! Oh, my god.

Somebody call an ambulance! Hurry!