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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:03,146 --> 00:00:18,818 Download subtitles or load it directly from url loadsubs.net 1 00:02:48,722 --> 00:02:50,808 what up, y'all? 2 00:02:52,059 --> 00:02:55,083 Yo. I'm fixin' to tell you how it is in the hood. 3 00:02:55,084 --> 00:02:58,002 - See, 'cause in the hood, everybody's a target. 4 00:02:58,003 --> 00:03:02,592 No, it ain't like that. I'm goin' tell you the real deal what it goes on in the hood. 5 00:03:02,593 --> 00:03:05,719 See, in the hood, most of us won't reach the age of 21. 6 00:03:13,749 --> 00:03:16,669 - for me? - Yeah. Make a wish. 7 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:21,361 Agh! 8 00:03:21,362 --> 00:03:26,158 No, lord! No, lord! Not my baby! I know you didn't do me wrong, lord! 9 00:03:26,159 --> 00:03:29,808 No! He done-- My junior! 10 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:33,979 I nursed him with these! Lord, why? 11 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:37,525 - Not my baby! - Yo. Yo! 12 00:03:37,526 --> 00:03:42,635 Yo, yo! This ain't your baby. This ain't your baby. 13 00:03:42,636 --> 00:03:46,284 Ain't that some shit. 14 00:03:46,285 --> 00:03:48,266 I'm outta here. 15 00:03:50,665 --> 00:03:53,741 I'm gonna tell you what it's really like livin' in the hood. 16 00:03:53,742 --> 00:03:58,903 I moved back into my father's house after livin' with my moms for most of my life. 17 00:03:58,904 --> 00:04:02,761 Tray, I don't want you hangin' out in the streets. 18 00:04:02,762 --> 00:04:05,159 I want you to finish school, 19 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:09,957 'cause without an education the only work you're gonna get is sellin' drugs, 20 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:14,649 pimpin' women or workin' security for Eddie Murphy. 21 00:04:14,650 --> 00:04:16,734 Now, I've done all I can. 22 00:04:16,735 --> 00:04:20,593 I got my education; I worked two jobs to support you. 23 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:24,242 But I can't teach you how to be a man. 24 00:04:24,243 --> 00:04:27,163 Only your father can do that. 25 00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:30,292 Now gimme a kiss and be a good boy. 26 00:04:31,856 --> 00:04:34,254 - I love you, tray. - Love you too, mom. 27 00:04:38,113 --> 00:04:40,197 So, will I see you again? 28 00:04:40,198 --> 00:04:42,387 Sorry, baby. 29 00:04:42,388 --> 00:04:45,934 You know there ain't no positive black females in these movies. 30 00:04:50,209 --> 00:04:52,295 Sorry. 31 00:04:55,632 --> 00:04:58,291 My father tried his best to give me advice. 32 00:04:58,292 --> 00:05:01,315 The problem was, he was only a couple of years older than me. 33 00:05:01,316 --> 00:05:04,599 Fool, I told you I don't want no damn watchtower! 34 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,580 Hey, what's up, nigger? 35 00:05:06,581 --> 00:05:08,770 - What's up, pops? - How you doin', man? 36 00:05:08,771 --> 00:05:10,752 - How you doin', man? - How's it goin'? 37 00:05:10,753 --> 00:05:13,463 - Man! - Look at you. It's goin' be on! 38 00:05:13,464 --> 00:05:17,008 - Look at you, man! Look, you got big, man! - You know. 39 00:05:17,009 --> 00:05:18,990 Last time I seen you, you was about this tall. 40 00:05:18,991 --> 00:05:22,432 They wouldn't even let you on the rides at the amusement park. Had to take you to kiddie land. 41 00:05:22,433 --> 00:05:24,309 - Remember that? - Yeah, but it's all good. 42 00:05:24,413 --> 00:05:27,386 - I was just about to eat breakfast. You hungry? - No, I'm full, man. 43 00:05:27,387 --> 00:05:30,669 - I had some red hots. - Is that right? Cool. Hey, man, come on in. 44 00:05:30,670 --> 00:05:34,319 Please allow me. You're the guest in my house, man. 45 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:37,449 Make yourself at home. Hey, are those your Bo's? 46 00:05:37,450 --> 00:05:39,846 - Yeah. - Hey, I'm gonna be sportin' them, man. 47 00:05:39,847 --> 00:05:42,662 It's good to have you up in it too. 48 00:05:42,663 --> 00:05:46,730 - I'm gonna finish gettin' my swollen on right. Have a seat. - All right. Cool. 49 00:05:46,731 --> 00:05:51,108 Hey! Make sure your ass is on that plastic. 50 00:05:51,109 --> 00:05:53,194 Look, tray. So we're not bumpin' heads. 51 00:05:53,195 --> 00:05:55,905 Man, if you gon' be stayin' here, you gon' have to follow some rules. 52 00:05:55,906 --> 00:05:59,556 No smokin' my shit. Don't let me catch you drinkin' my shit. 53 00:05:59,557 --> 00:06:05,082 And if you bring any of them ho's up in here, make sure I fuck 'em first. 54 00:06:05,083 --> 00:06:08,940 And...you gon' have some chores. 55 00:06:08,941 --> 00:06:11,130 - Chores? - That's right. Chores. 56 00:06:11,131 --> 00:06:13,424 Nigger, this ain't gon' be no free ride! 57 00:06:13,425 --> 00:06:15,510 You gon' have to keep track of my matchbox cars. 58 00:06:15,511 --> 00:06:18,221 You got to organize the damn sega genesis cartridges. 59 00:06:18,222 --> 00:06:22,184 Do my homework, since you want to be such a smart ass. 60 00:06:22,185 --> 00:06:24,582 After that, in the nighttime, cut the hair on my balls. 61 00:06:24,583 --> 00:06:27,347 - Can I ask you a question, pop? - Yeah. 62 00:06:27,348 --> 00:06:29,588 What you gon' be doin'? 63 00:06:29,589 --> 00:06:33,969 Hey! Look, nigger, I ain't got to do nothin'. My mama take care of me. 64 00:06:33,970 --> 00:06:37,513 I know you think I'm bein' hard on you. 65 00:06:37,514 --> 00:06:40,537 What the hell. I guess I'm tryin' to teach you some responsibility. 66 00:06:40,538 --> 00:06:43,040 - You right, pop. - No shit. 67 00:06:43,041 --> 00:06:46,064 Hey, could you do me a favor? Could you line me up in the back? 68 00:06:46,065 --> 00:06:48,567 That's gon' run you about $13. 69 00:06:48,568 --> 00:06:52,530 Thirteen dollars? Come on, man. The Spanish dude down the block only charges six. 70 00:06:52,531 --> 00:06:58,684 - Well, take your ass to him and let him fuck your head up. - Nah, I'll let you cut me up. 71 00:06:58,685 --> 00:07:01,551 Hey, tray, let me ask you a question, man. 72 00:07:01,552 --> 00:07:03,585 - What's up? - You still a virgin? 73 00:07:03,586 --> 00:07:05,461 Of course. 74 00:07:05,462 --> 00:07:11,614 Well, there was this one dude who rubbed up against my butt one time, but I ain't like it. 75 00:07:11,615 --> 00:07:14,950 Hey, man, I'm talkin' about girls, man! 76 00:07:14,951 --> 00:07:18,445 Girls? C'mon, pops. Now, you know I be gettin' mine. 77 00:07:18,446 --> 00:07:22,095 - I mean, you gettin' it, or you gettin' it? - I'm gettin' it. 78 00:07:22,096 --> 00:07:26,004 - I didn't tell you about that little honey dip? - What honey? 79 00:07:26,005 --> 00:07:28,611 Pop, I met the finest little brown-skinned cutie... 80 00:07:28,612 --> 00:07:30,698 Down at the corner market, man. 81 00:07:30,699 --> 00:07:34,555 She had big breasts and big legs. Ass was-- pow! 82 00:07:34,556 --> 00:07:36,953 - Ghetto Booty! Yes. - Yeah. Yeah. 83 00:07:36,954 --> 00:07:39,978 So, you know, I knew she liked me, 'cause we locked eyes. 84 00:07:39,979 --> 00:07:43,002 - - So I started to get into my mack daddy Denzel mode. 85 00:07:43,003 --> 00:07:47,956 You know? Yeah. So I start fixin' my eyebrows, make sure they was straight. 86 00:07:47,957 --> 00:07:50,927 Fix my hair, make sure it was slick and greasy. 87 00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:54,422 - Makin' sure my breath wasn't stinkin'. - Hey, get to the fuckin' part! 88 00:07:54,423 --> 00:07:56,768 Okay. So anyway... 89 00:07:56,769 --> 00:08:00,208 I went over to her house one Sunday mornin'. 90 00:08:00,209 --> 00:08:02,712 Her moms had just gone to church. 91 00:08:06,466 --> 00:08:09,698 And we had the place all to ourself. 92 00:08:09,699 --> 00:08:13,452 So you know, we got to kissin', lickin', slobbin'. 93 00:08:13,453 --> 00:08:17,207 You know, doin' the wild thing. 94 00:08:19,397 --> 00:08:22,420 - When we got up there, it was like heaven. 95 00:08:22,421 --> 00:08:24,819 Better than my wildest fantasies. 96 00:08:26,592 --> 00:08:30,086 Well, apparently, her moms must have forgot her purse or somethin', 97 00:08:30,087 --> 00:08:32,327 'Cause she came back home. 98 00:08:32,328 --> 00:08:36,499 I guess she could smell sex in the air. 99 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:39,209 I got a surprise for you. 100 00:08:39,210 --> 00:08:41,712 - And that's when things really got freaky. - Come on. 101 00:08:41,713 --> 00:08:44,423 Before I knew it the door burst open... 102 00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:46,404 And there was her mama! 103 00:08:46,405 --> 00:08:50,576 Hold him down, baby. Let mama have him. 104 00:08:50,577 --> 00:08:53,705 - I grabbed my things and got out of there the best way I could. 105 00:08:53,706 --> 00:08:57,041 Yeah. I sure do hope you got her number. 106 00:08:57,042 --> 00:09:00,691 - The girl? - Hell, no. Her mama. She the freak. 107 00:09:00,692 --> 00:09:02,985 Hey, hey. Pops, don't go up too high in the back. 108 00:09:02,986 --> 00:09:07,052 Man, don't worry about this. We all done. There we go. 109 00:09:07,053 --> 00:09:09,868 - Yeah. - I got something for you to make the girls... 110 00:09:09,869 --> 00:09:12,579 Think you're smelling good. 111 00:09:12,580 --> 00:09:16,750 All hooked up, partner. Gimme my $13. 112 00:09:30,516 --> 00:09:35,000 - All right, give it up! It's a Jack move, fool. - J-j-just don't shoot. 113 00:09:36,460 --> 00:09:39,066 Hey, come back here with my truck! 114 00:09:39,067 --> 00:09:42,717 Will you-- come here! Son, gimme that truck back! 115 00:09:44,386 --> 00:09:47,096 Man, you got any spare change? 116 00:09:47,097 --> 00:09:49,494 Sorry, bro. I'm all out, man. 117 00:09:49,495 --> 00:09:52,936 Man, I got these cheeseburgers, man. 118 00:09:52,937 --> 00:09:55,438 I don't want any cheeseburgers. 119 00:09:55,439 --> 00:09:59,401 Please, man? I'll suck your dick. 120 00:09:59,402 --> 00:10:03,677 Ill. Get outta here, man! Get outta here! 121 00:10:03,678 --> 00:10:08,475 It hurt me to wake up and see my beautiful black people suffer, 122 00:10:08,476 --> 00:10:13,062 victimized by the oppressive, harsh realities of the hood. 123 00:10:13,063 --> 00:10:16,713 I guess, even though we were free, we were still slaves... 124 00:10:16,714 --> 00:10:19,110 In the mind. 125 00:10:19,111 --> 00:10:21,093 Message. 126 00:10:23,074 --> 00:10:25,471 Luckily, I wasn't alone here in the hood. 127 00:10:25,472 --> 00:10:28,705 See, my cousin loc dog lived right across the street. 128 00:10:28,706 --> 00:10:31,937 Loc dog was America's worst nightmare. 129 00:10:35,588 --> 00:10:38,089 poverty and profanity. 130 00:10:43,045 --> 00:10:45,598 You wakin' up the fuckin' babies, motherfucker! 131 00:10:45,599 --> 00:10:48,309 This still my motherfuckin' house! 132 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:50,917 Who the fuck is that on my porch? 133 00:10:52,377 --> 00:10:55,922 - Hey, Mrs. dog. - Hey, ashtray. 134 00:10:57,382 --> 00:11:00,406 - You come to stay with your daddy for good? - Yeah. 135 00:11:02,075 --> 00:11:04,161 Come on in. 136 00:11:07,915 --> 00:11:10,626 You tell your pretty-ass, motherfuckin' daddy I said hello? 137 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,109 Yeah. 138 00:11:17,091 --> 00:11:22,097 Baby, do me a favor and pass me that shit over there. 139 00:11:26,372 --> 00:11:28,353 Hey! 140 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:31,690 - Care for a little soup? - No, thanks. I'm cool. 141 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,714 - Is loc dog here? - Yeah, that lazy-ass motherfucker is in the back, 142 00:11:34,715 --> 00:11:36,695 doin' nothin', as usual. 143 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,616 - Okay. Well, I'll see you later. - All right, babe. 144 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:43,892 Hey, grandma. 145 00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:49,209 Ashtray! You little bitch-ass motherfucker! 146 00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:52,233 Come over here and give your grandma a hug. 147 00:11:52,234 --> 00:11:54,632 That's my nigger. 148 00:11:54,737 --> 00:11:59,638 - You been wearin' them Jimmy hats like grandma gave you? - Yes, ma'am. 149 00:11:59,639 --> 00:12:03,078 - How are you? - My old stinky ass is fine, 150 00:12:03,079 --> 00:12:06,311 'cept for my arthritis in my trigger finger. 151 00:12:06,312 --> 00:12:10,169 - But I can still stick and move. - I bet you can. 152 00:12:10,170 --> 00:12:14,862 That beatin' the police give me didn't slow me down a bit. 153 00:12:14,863 --> 00:12:19,033 C'mon, motherfucker. Gimme your best shot. 154 00:12:19,034 --> 00:12:22,319 C'mon, grandma. I don't wanna do nothin' like that. 155 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:25,708 - Aw, c'mon. - Come on, grandma. I don't wanna do that. Stop. Come on. 156 00:12:30,609 --> 00:12:33,215 Ooh. 157 00:12:33,216 --> 00:12:35,614 Damn, them fake teeth are hard. 158 00:12:35,615 --> 00:12:37,596 Bye-bye. 159 00:12:39,682 --> 00:12:44,478 You still hit like a bitch, motherfucker. 160 00:12:44,479 --> 00:12:47,920 Loc dog was gonna teach me to survive in the hood, 161 00:12:47,921 --> 00:12:51,883 even if it killed me. 162 00:13:02,206 --> 00:13:04,604 Tray, is that you? 163 00:13:04,605 --> 00:13:07,211 Hey, you better start announcin' yourself... 164 00:13:07,212 --> 00:13:10,339 Before you get smoked up in here, nigger. Damn! 165 00:13:10,340 --> 00:13:13,104 You know that chronic make me paranoid, baby. 166 00:13:13,105 --> 00:13:16,962 Come here, you old fool-dog, mark-ass trick. Gimme some love. 167 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:20,299 - What's up, cuz? - All right. That's enough of that love. 168 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,793 I don't play that sentimental shit. Come on. Come in. 169 00:13:25,044 --> 00:13:27,233 Quick fashion question. 170 00:13:27,234 --> 00:13:32,134 Should I wear this tec-9 with the high-tops? 171 00:13:34,116 --> 00:13:38,912 Or should I wear this uzi with my low-tops? 172 00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:46,630 I'll just wear these then. 173 00:13:50,801 --> 00:13:55,181 Hey, tray, scoot over. Rumor has it your bitch ass is in town for good. 174 00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:58,621 Yeah, man. Moms is beepin'. She says time for me to become a man. 175 00:13:58,622 --> 00:14:02,063 Nigger, my mom said the same shit! Sweatin' me, nigger! 176 00:14:02,064 --> 00:14:05,817 Yeah, man. Hey. I don't care though. You know, I told her, 177 00:14:05,818 --> 00:14:08,215 I don't wanna be on welfare my whole life; You know what I'm sayin'? 178 00:14:08,216 --> 00:14:10,822 For real, nigger. I got bigger and better plans. You know what I'm sayin'? 179 00:14:10,823 --> 00:14:14,630 Figure I'll get me a job at the post office. You know, maybe at a bank. 180 00:14:14,631 --> 00:14:18,384 - That's all good, man. - Work real hard. Work my way up to manager. 181 00:14:18,385 --> 00:14:20,312 We need more black people like this, man. 182 00:14:20,313 --> 00:14:24,901 Learn the system a little bit, then I'll rob that motherfucker blind. 183 00:14:24,902 --> 00:14:26,986 Break all yourselves. 184 00:14:30,115 --> 00:14:32,721 Hey, loc, man. Whatever happened to your pops anyway? 185 00:14:32,722 --> 00:14:36,164 That old mark-ass nigger ran out on us like a little biz-nitch. 186 00:14:39,396 --> 00:14:41,482 You know, it's-- 187 00:14:44,506 --> 00:14:46,904 You know, it's kinda tough-- 188 00:14:50,554 --> 00:14:53,890 Growin' up in the hood without a-- 189 00:14:53,891 --> 00:14:57,853 Without a positive male role model to look up to. 190 00:14:57,854 --> 00:15:00,147 Message. 191 00:15:00,148 --> 00:15:02,546 Aw, nigger, come on. 192 00:15:02,547 --> 00:15:05,674 Let's go get preach and crazy legs and go to this picnic real quick. 193 00:15:05,675 --> 00:15:08,073 Come on. 194 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,279 Damn! 195 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:29,137 This is some good shit. 196 00:15:29,138 --> 00:15:32,474 You have your black ass back here by Friday, 197 00:15:32,475 --> 00:15:36,125 'cause the social worker's comin' on over here and I'm still claimin' your ass. 198 00:15:36,126 --> 00:15:38,522 Quit sweatin' me. Shoot. 199 00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:42,068 And grandma, you better stay out my lndo, 'fore I smoke your ass! 200 00:15:42,069 --> 00:15:44,362 Aw, go fuck yourself, nigger. 201 00:15:44,363 --> 00:15:48,274 Our friend preach was a former gang member turned activist. 202 00:15:48,275 --> 00:15:51,349 But now he's just plain confused. 203 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:55,313 - Preach. What up, nigger? - Y'all need to stop usin' the word nigger. 204 00:15:55,314 --> 00:15:59,796 You see, it's terms like the word nigger that the white man uses... 205 00:15:59,797 --> 00:16:02,194 To take away the self-esteem of another race! 206 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:05,480 - Word. - Yeah. Remind me to pick my laundry up... 207 00:16:05,481 --> 00:16:08,139 From that chink motherfucker up the street. 208 00:16:11,581 --> 00:16:16,169 Crazy legs used to be the best dancer in the hood. 209 00:16:16,170 --> 00:16:19,192 But now he's paralyzed from the waist down after a drive-by. 210 00:16:19,193 --> 00:16:21,173 What's up, crazy? 211 00:16:21,174 --> 00:16:25,657 Hey, what's up, y'all? I be right there, all right? 212 00:16:25,658 --> 00:16:27,847 Whoo! 213 00:16:30,351 --> 00:16:32,540 - That's the way to start the day. How you doin'? - Hi, crazy. 214 00:16:32,541 --> 00:16:35,356 - Hi, yourself. How's my little partner? - Hello, little pygmy brother. 215 00:16:35,357 --> 00:16:38,275 - All right, African brother. - Hey, hold that. 216 00:16:38,276 --> 00:16:41,091 Loc dog didn't have the flyest ride in the hood, 217 00:16:41,092 --> 00:16:45,159 but it was reliable in rain, sleet or snow. 218 00:16:59,237 --> 00:17:03,720 Hey, you guys. Y'all want to see a dead body? 219 00:17:03,721 --> 00:17:06,119 - Yeah! Of course. - Come on. 220 00:17:12,481 --> 00:17:15,087 I told you he was dead. 221 00:17:35,839 --> 00:17:39,905 Hey, where you goin', girl? 222 00:17:39,906 --> 00:17:43,972 Damn! Hey, tray, if you can't get nothin' up in here, 223 00:17:43,973 --> 00:17:46,579 - you gonna straight die a virgin. - Shit, man. 224 00:17:51,586 --> 00:17:54,609 Hey, y'all. Look at them freaks gettin' busy on the dance floor. 225 00:17:57,062 --> 00:17:59,093 there's all kinds of bitches here! 226 00:17:59,094 --> 00:18:03,161 What did I tell you about disrespectin' my nubian princesses? 227 00:18:03,162 --> 00:18:06,497 - Aw, come on! - Quit disrespect-- you need-- 228 00:18:06,498 --> 00:18:11,294 My God. The mother of mecca is right here before me. 229 00:18:11,295 --> 00:18:14,005 Do my eyes not deceive me... 230 00:18:14,006 --> 00:18:17,342 Or am I lookin' at the goddess lsis herself? 231 00:18:17,343 --> 00:18:20,784 Can you-- Can you do me a favor, 232 00:18:20,785 --> 00:18:22,765 my brown-skinned angel? 233 00:18:22,766 --> 00:18:26,624 Can you tap that white girl for me? 234 00:18:29,336 --> 00:18:32,984 My milk of magnesia. 235 00:18:32,985 --> 00:18:37,781 After the devil made you he broke the mold. 236 00:18:37,782 --> 00:18:41,745 But maybe you and I could, make a little jungle fever? 237 00:18:46,855 --> 00:18:49,879 Hey, this one to all my dead homies, you know what I'm sayin'? 238 00:19:01,663 --> 00:19:05,260 I remember the first time I saw dashiki. 239 00:19:05,261 --> 00:19:08,127 She was fine enough to be jet beauty of the week. 240 00:19:12,821 --> 00:19:16,992 - What's up, nigger? - Yo, man. Who's this fine girl over here? 241 00:19:16,993 --> 00:19:18,972 Nigger, that's dashiki. 242 00:19:18,973 --> 00:19:22,726 Stay away from there. Everybody in the hood's been up with her. 243 00:19:22,727 --> 00:19:25,229 Shoot. She got more kids than Mrs. wayans. 244 00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,210 - Damn! - Yeah. 245 00:19:29,193 --> 00:19:33,468 Anyway, that's toothpick's ex-girl. You don't want any of that boy's old scraps. 246 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:40,454 - Toothpick got used to bein' in jail. - Damn! 247 00:19:40,455 --> 00:19:45,148 So much so that even on the outside, he lived like he was still on the inside. 248 00:19:45,149 --> 00:19:49,319 Gimme a knife, boy. Keep it down. Keep it down. 249 00:19:52,656 --> 00:19:54,845 Bone check, homey. Bone check! 250 00:19:54,846 --> 00:19:56,930 Five dollars a head! Five dollars. 251 00:19:56,931 --> 00:19:59,120 - I got top! - Go fish! 252 00:19:59,121 --> 00:20:03,292 - What they in for, man? - Five dollars, Buster! 253 00:20:03,293 --> 00:20:05,690 I got that. I can cover that. 254 00:20:05,691 --> 00:20:10,175 Here. Here you go. 255 00:20:12,261 --> 00:20:14,138 What? 256 00:20:15,911 --> 00:20:17,995 My money ain't good? 257 00:20:17,996 --> 00:20:20,915 Do you know how many crumb cakes I can get for that? 258 00:20:20,916 --> 00:20:24,148 How many chocolate milks? How many bars of soap? 259 00:20:24,149 --> 00:20:26,651 Deal my cards! Just hurry up and deal my cards. Deal, deal, deal! 260 00:20:26,652 --> 00:20:29,780 - All right, nigger! One up, two. - Shit. 261 00:20:33,743 --> 00:20:36,244 Hello. 262 00:20:36,245 --> 00:20:39,426 - She wants me. - Why you keep wastin' your time with that trick? 263 00:20:39,427 --> 00:20:42,188 Tellin' you, you need yourself somethin' with some class. 264 00:20:42,189 --> 00:20:44,796 Someone you can take home to stepmama. You know what I'm tryin' to say? 265 00:20:44,797 --> 00:20:47,403 Get yourself a real woman. 266 00:20:51,887 --> 00:20:53,869 A real woman. 267 00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:58,874 Hey, tray, you see that bitch over there? 268 00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:01,221 - I see her. - Now, that's a lady. 269 00:21:03,984 --> 00:21:06,382 I bet you I can get her number. 270 00:21:06,383 --> 00:21:09,459 - Nigger, you ain't gettin' nobody's number. - Fool, watch me. 271 00:21:17,228 --> 00:21:22,650 Break yourself! Gimme your goddamn number. Come on! Hurry up! 272 00:21:27,239 --> 00:21:32,556 Cool, cool, cool. So, um, I'm gonna give you a call about 5:00, all right? 273 00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:35,372 - I said all right? - Y-y-yeah, yeah. Yeah. 274 00:21:35,373 --> 00:21:37,562 All right, sweetheart. Take care of yourself, all right? 275 00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:40,169 I told you I'd get her number. 276 00:21:55,290 --> 00:21:57,583 hey, beautiful. 277 00:21:57,584 --> 00:22:00,190 - Please! - Hey, mister. 278 00:22:00,191 --> 00:22:04,154 - What's up, little man? - Aw, you're just tryin' to get some from my mama. 279 00:22:04,155 --> 00:22:08,742 Ho! Snap. No, little man. Actually, what I'm tryin'-- 280 00:22:08,743 --> 00:22:11,767 Gimme a dollar, and I'll leave you alone. 281 00:22:21,986 --> 00:22:25,948 Cute little kid. By the way, my name is ashtray. 282 00:22:25,949 --> 00:22:30,015 My name is dashiki. That's Swahili for "doggie-style." 283 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,831 - Ooh, that's pretty. - Those are my kids. 284 00:22:34,291 --> 00:22:36,689 Hello, everybody. 285 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:40,651 Now, children. What do you say when you meet a nice man? 286 00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:43,364 Are you my daddy? 287 00:22:45,241 --> 00:22:48,474 Ooh. All I know is I'd really like to take you out. 288 00:22:49,725 --> 00:22:52,539 You and your seven kids. 289 00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:56,086 That sounds nice, but I'm leavin' the hood in a couple of days. 290 00:22:56,087 --> 00:23:00,986 Really? Man, I can't wait for the day I can move out of the hood. 291 00:23:00,987 --> 00:23:05,628 Well, look, I know I just met you, but you're welcome to come along. 292 00:23:05,629 --> 00:23:08,494 I mean, I need somebody to help me change all them diapers. 293 00:23:08,495 --> 00:23:10,476 Ls that it? Diapers? 294 00:23:10,477 --> 00:23:13,396 I used to change my father's diapers all the time. Ain't no thing. 295 00:23:13,397 --> 00:23:17,567 Listen. 296 00:23:17,568 --> 00:23:20,174 You think about it, okay? 297 00:23:20,175 --> 00:23:24,868 And if you're serious, let me know. 298 00:23:31,437 --> 00:23:35,713 Hey, man, ain't that dashiki over there kissin' that fool, man? 299 00:23:36,651 --> 00:23:39,467 Man? Right there! 300 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,742 - Yeah. - Damn! 301 00:23:45,098 --> 00:23:47,913 I'se gon' shank that fool right now! 302 00:23:47,914 --> 00:23:50,624 Pick, you trippin', man. Damn. 303 00:23:50,625 --> 00:23:53,648 Nigger, that's old news! Think about it, nigger. 304 00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:55,838 You been in jail five years now. 305 00:23:55,839 --> 00:24:00,113 Man, it's only been 1,825 days, six hours and 13 minutes! 306 00:24:00,114 --> 00:24:02,095 She could've waited! 307 00:24:02,096 --> 00:24:04,910 Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'm just sayin' why go back to jail. You know? 308 00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:08,614 I ain't worried about jail! What the fuck-- you sound like a bitch. 309 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:11,584 - Bitch! - Man, I ain't worried about jail! 310 00:24:11,585 --> 00:24:15,443 Shit, I-- I don't give a damn about goin' to jail. 311 00:24:15,444 --> 00:24:18,050 - You can take me to jail! - Take me to jail! 312 00:24:18,051 --> 00:24:20,135 - Shit, lock me up! - Lock me up! 313 00:24:20,136 --> 00:24:22,012 - Throw away the key! - Throw away the key! 314 00:24:22,013 --> 00:24:23,994 I ain't afraid to fuck somebody in his ass! 315 00:24:25,976 --> 00:24:28,269 - This fool is trippin'. - I'm outta here. 316 00:24:28,270 --> 00:24:31,815 You on your own there, bro. 317 00:24:33,276 --> 00:24:35,360 Yeah, y'all. Come on, man. 318 00:24:35,361 --> 00:24:37,342 Y'all ain't never been in a shower with a man? 319 00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:41,513 And you see the suds crawl down the crack of his ass... 320 00:24:41,514 --> 00:24:43,703 And you just... 321 00:24:43,704 --> 00:24:45,684 Be, tou-- 322 00:24:48,188 --> 00:24:51,628 I was foolin' y'all, man! 323 00:24:51,629 --> 00:24:55,278 I was foolin' y'all! Those was jokes! 324 00:24:55,279 --> 00:24:58,615 Whoo! Whoo! 325 00:24:58,616 --> 00:25:01,326 Hey, man, fuck this. I'm goin'. 326 00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:15,091 I don't usually be kissin' like that when I first meet someone. 327 00:25:15,092 --> 00:25:19,054 But you special. - 328 00:25:19,055 --> 00:25:22,287 - Cigarette? - Ashtray. 329 00:25:22,288 --> 00:25:26,041 Yeah. Ashtray. 330 00:25:29,692 --> 00:25:31,673 Hey, stupid. 331 00:25:31,777 --> 00:25:33,862 You realize you just kissed every nigger in the party? 332 00:25:33,863 --> 00:25:37,409 Now come on. I gotta go to the store and get some more forties. 333 00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:40,224 Okay. Yeah. All right. 334 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:46,689 Whoo! Now, that there is somethin' special. 335 00:25:46,690 --> 00:25:50,809 How come you talk all that noise about white men, and then go date white women, fool? 336 00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:53,624 No. You see, I'm just tryin' to do to white girls... 337 00:25:53,625 --> 00:25:58,682 - What the white man's been doin' to us for 400 years! - Yeah? What's that? 338 00:25:58,683 --> 00:26:01,496 Fuck 'em. Amy jo! 339 00:26:01,497 --> 00:26:05,669 You cold. He cold. 340 00:26:17,974 --> 00:26:20,997 Yeah, yeah. Forties and nines. 341 00:26:20,998 --> 00:26:22,874 That's my favorite store. 342 00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:25,898 Hey. I'm gonna go in here and get me a malt liquor slurpee. 343 00:26:25,899 --> 00:26:27,984 Run across the street and get me some barbecue potato chips. 344 00:26:27,985 --> 00:26:29,965 - Ooh. - Can I keep the change? 345 00:26:29,966 --> 00:26:32,364 Hell, no, fool. That's a ten-dollar food stamp. 346 00:26:32,365 --> 00:26:34,449 Better bring me back my change. 347 00:26:34,450 --> 00:26:36,431 - Cheapskate. - Stupid. 348 00:26:40,707 --> 00:26:44,460 What's up now, you pretty punk trick? 349 00:26:46,442 --> 00:26:49,048 Hey! What's up? We got a problem, toothpick? 350 00:26:49,049 --> 00:26:52,803 I said, do we have a problem? 351 00:26:52,804 --> 00:26:55,201 We got a problem for ya. 352 00:26:55,202 --> 00:26:58,383 Right here. This a problem. Right there. Right there. 353 00:26:58,384 --> 00:27:00,728 All right. We'll play a little game. 354 00:27:00,729 --> 00:27:02,710 Right here. 355 00:27:04,170 --> 00:27:08,236 I said do... we... 356 00:27:08,237 --> 00:27:11,573 Have... a... problem? 357 00:27:11,574 --> 00:27:14,597 "U.S.S.R." 358 00:27:14,598 --> 00:27:18,770 You better get your stinky asses outta here before I cause a nuclear holocaust, fool. 359 00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:20,854 Well, let's go! Fool, come on! 360 00:27:20,855 --> 00:27:22,993 It'll be Hiroshima and nigger-saki. 361 00:27:22,994 --> 00:27:26,902 - Fool, let's go! Let's go! - That's right, boy! You better get on outta here! 362 00:27:26,903 --> 00:27:28,884 And don't come back! 363 00:27:28,885 --> 00:27:32,325 - Punk! - Tray, bring your simple behind on! 364 00:27:48,698 --> 00:27:50,887 Hello? 365 00:27:50,888 --> 00:27:53,286 - Hey, yo, man. You page me? - Yeah, yeah. You ready to be out? 366 00:27:53,287 --> 00:27:55,685 - Yeah. Let's move. - All right. 367 00:28:08,094 --> 00:28:11,535 I go and check them. 368 00:28:27,699 --> 00:28:29,993 Hyyaaa-aah! 369 00:28:33,018 --> 00:28:35,103 Hurry up and buy! 370 00:28:39,796 --> 00:28:42,194 Hurry up and buy! 371 00:28:46,574 --> 00:28:49,077 Hurry up and buy! 372 00:28:52,101 --> 00:28:54,708 Break yourself! 373 00:28:59,713 --> 00:29:01,799 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 374 00:29:04,197 --> 00:29:06,179 You dropped something. 375 00:29:08,056 --> 00:29:10,766 Yeah! Break yourself, fool! 376 00:29:10,767 --> 00:29:13,790 Yeah! Recognize. 377 00:29:13,791 --> 00:29:16,293 Gimme my money back. 378 00:29:16,294 --> 00:29:21,090 Word. Candy bars. Hey! Ms. lady bitch. 379 00:29:21,091 --> 00:29:24,844 Hey. I'm talkin' to you. How much for this candy bar? 380 00:29:24,845 --> 00:29:26,825 Five dollar. 381 00:29:26,826 --> 00:29:30,789 Better give me some sucky-sucky with that for five dollars. 382 00:29:30,790 --> 00:29:33,291 You don't like; You don't buy. 383 00:29:33,292 --> 00:29:35,272 Hey. Look here. 384 00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:38,923 Just charge us for the chips and the ice cream. All right? Shoot. 385 00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:43,406 Hey, let's raise up outta here 'fore I loc up on these people. 386 00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:46,430 Quit lickin' that damn ice cream like that 'fore I put you on the corner to make me some money! 387 00:29:46,431 --> 00:29:49,455 I feel sorry for your mother. 388 00:29:51,645 --> 00:29:55,190 What'd you say about my mama? 389 00:29:55,191 --> 00:29:59,048 I don't want trouble. Just go! Go home! Don't come back! 390 00:29:59,049 --> 00:30:02,126 What'd you say about my mama? Break yourself! 391 00:30:02,127 --> 00:30:03,950 No! 392 00:30:04,055 --> 00:30:07,286 You break; You buy! Soda, five dollar! 393 00:30:07,287 --> 00:30:10,207 Loc, what are you doin', man? Come on! 394 00:30:11,250 --> 00:30:13,752 Pickles! 395 00:30:13,753 --> 00:30:16,150 Ten dollar! Come on, gimme money! 396 00:30:16,151 --> 00:30:18,550 Gimme money right now! 397 00:30:20,323 --> 00:30:23,241 Right-- shirt! 398 00:30:23,242 --> 00:30:26,684 Nineteen ninety-five! On sale! Come on! 399 00:30:31,689 --> 00:30:34,766 Yo, loc! Are you crazy? What the hell did you do? 400 00:30:34,767 --> 00:30:38,466 - Hey, fool. It wasn't me! - I ain't hurt nobody! 401 00:30:38,467 --> 00:30:40,449 Catch. 402 00:30:43,056 --> 00:30:45,037 The man! 403 00:30:53,275 --> 00:30:56,508 Have a nice day. Yeah. 404 00:30:57,968 --> 00:31:02,869 - He's good. - Come on, tray. Let's get outta here! 405 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,037 hey, man, check out that 6-4. 406 00:31:34,884 --> 00:31:37,177 Aw, damn. What up, grandma? 407 00:31:37,178 --> 00:31:40,409 Tell your daddy to page me. 408 00:31:40,410 --> 00:31:43,225 All right, then. All right. Play or stay up? 409 00:31:58,869 --> 00:32:02,517 some of you womenfolk, you get hot. 410 00:32:02,518 --> 00:32:06,688 You get bothered. And every now and again you get hot and bothered! 411 00:32:06,689 --> 00:32:08,774 - Amen! - Ha! Well, what I want you to do... 412 00:32:08,775 --> 00:32:13,466 When you get that hot and you need a little... relief, 413 00:32:49,444 --> 00:32:52,676 - preach on, reverend! - Ain't that the truth! 414 00:33:27,924 --> 00:33:30,634 Amen! I got $100 right here! 415 00:33:30,635 --> 00:33:33,137 Brother Deacon, get the collection plate around on that side. 416 00:33:33,138 --> 00:33:36,787 Nigger, get it around on that side. 417 00:33:36,788 --> 00:33:40,854 We will now have a-- A "b" selection from the choir. 418 00:33:43,357 --> 00:33:47,110 I feel the spirit! Whoo! Yes. 419 00:33:49,719 --> 00:33:51,699 Ain't that the truth? 420 00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:53,889 All right, grandma! 421 00:33:53,890 --> 00:33:57,435 - Yes, lord! - Praise the lord! 422 00:34:54,581 --> 00:34:57,187 well, Malik, kid, man. How's it feel? 423 00:34:57,188 --> 00:35:01,777 - Your first day of college? - Aw, it ain't nothin' dope. You be up in there next year. 424 00:35:01,778 --> 00:35:04,540 I'm thinkin' about goin' away to college myself, kids. 425 00:35:04,541 --> 00:35:07,147 - Thank you, brother. Thank you. Hey, hey! 426 00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:12,413 Loc, you better stop clownin', get your g.E.D. Before you end up like that brother. 427 00:35:12,414 --> 00:35:15,333 - There you go, brother. - Thank you, man. 428 00:35:28,473 --> 00:35:30,661 Bro, I'm gonna get me my "g-o-b." A job. 429 00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:33,582 Yeah, I heard they hirin' down at b.M. Motors, tray. Come down there with me. 430 00:35:33,583 --> 00:35:36,710 Not today, loc. I gotta take my driver's test. 431 00:35:45,836 --> 00:35:48,285 This is what fresh air smell like. 432 00:35:48,286 --> 00:35:50,371 Yeah. You livin' it, man. 433 00:35:50,476 --> 00:35:52,561 Wow. That's great. 434 00:35:55,377 --> 00:35:58,192 - All right, man. - All right, man. 435 00:35:58,193 --> 00:36:01,841 - Stay up. - All right, man. 436 00:36:01,842 --> 00:36:04,762 All right. That's enough of all that sentimental stuff. 437 00:36:06,952 --> 00:36:10,601 Yo, Malik. Don't forget about us, baby. 438 00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:15,294 - Hey, one love, baby. - Big baby! 439 00:36:15,295 --> 00:36:19,361 - You know, Malik is the first one in the hood to go to college. - Yeah. 440 00:36:19,362 --> 00:36:22,855 - Finally, someone from the hood is gonna make it. - Yeah, there is hope. 441 00:36:24,993 --> 00:36:26,974 Yeah! 442 00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:44,805 Hello, I'm Mr. Walker. I'm your examiner for today. 443 00:36:44,806 --> 00:36:47,308 Put on your seat belt, check your mirrors; Let's begin. 444 00:36:47,309 --> 00:36:49,290 Okay. 445 00:37:09,312 --> 00:37:12,232 Make a right, right there. 446 00:37:21,096 --> 00:37:24,433 And... make another left here. 447 00:37:33,297 --> 00:37:35,382 Park right there. 448 00:37:38,511 --> 00:37:40,596 Wait here. 449 00:37:51,650 --> 00:37:54,152 - Come back here! Somebody call the police! 450 00:37:54,153 --> 00:37:57,593 Drive, motherfucker! Drive! 451 00:38:00,514 --> 00:38:05,102 - It was nice meeting you. We'll be in touch. - Thank you very much. Okay. 452 00:38:07,292 --> 00:38:09,898 My God! 453 00:38:11,881 --> 00:38:14,070 Hey! 454 00:38:14,071 --> 00:38:16,259 Yes? May I help you? 455 00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:19,701 Yeah, I heard y'all niggers was hirin'. What's up? 456 00:38:19,702 --> 00:38:23,455 Yes. Here. Why don't you fill out this application? 457 00:38:23,456 --> 00:38:26,689 Tsk. Make me write and shit. 458 00:38:28,044 --> 00:38:31,902 If I was white, wouldn't be makin' me write. 459 00:38:31,903 --> 00:38:35,709 Well, actually, originally I'm from the east coast. 460 00:38:35,710 --> 00:38:38,784 But after my master's I thought I'd take a break, 461 00:38:38,785 --> 00:38:40,870 so here I am. 462 00:38:40,871 --> 00:38:44,728 I was tired of living off of daddy. 463 00:38:44,729 --> 00:38:49,109 "Age." Nineteen. 464 00:38:49,943 --> 00:38:53,697 "Height." Six-deuce, babe. 465 00:38:54,844 --> 00:38:57,973 "Father's name." I don't know. 466 00:38:59,016 --> 00:39:03,395 "Sex." Hell, yeah, nigger. 467 00:39:05,272 --> 00:39:07,254 "Salary desired." 468 00:39:09,444 --> 00:39:11,425 Three million dollars. 469 00:39:11,529 --> 00:39:13,614 Cash. 470 00:39:13,615 --> 00:39:16,796 You know, being an lvy leaguer can be such a leg up. 471 00:39:16,797 --> 00:39:18,828 You know, I spent five years at Harvard. 472 00:39:18,829 --> 00:39:23,103 Really? I just spent six months at county. 473 00:39:23,104 --> 00:39:25,606 Anybody ever try and take your manhood? 474 00:39:25,607 --> 00:39:29,570 Then he sees the warden comin', so he hides you, but you still got that plunger in your ass. 475 00:39:29,571 --> 00:39:32,384 - So you just squeal and cry. - Um-- 476 00:39:32,385 --> 00:39:34,992 - Don't you hate when that happens? - Let's get outta here. 477 00:39:34,993 --> 00:39:37,182 - Hey, where y'all goin'? - Loc dog? 478 00:39:37,183 --> 00:39:39,684 - Mr. loc dog? - That's me. 479 00:39:39,685 --> 00:39:42,395 - You're next. - Mister, loc dog? 480 00:39:42,396 --> 00:39:45,420 - Hey, what's up, baby? All right! - Yeah, right. Ha-ha. 481 00:39:45,421 --> 00:39:47,401 - You all right? - Yeah! No. 482 00:39:47,402 --> 00:39:49,382 - Energy. Eager man. - Yeah. 483 00:39:49,383 --> 00:39:51,885 Yes, I-- I like that. Right this way. 484 00:39:51,886 --> 00:39:53,972 ...loc dog. 485 00:40:01,584 --> 00:40:04,607 Heh. Let me just move this. 486 00:40:07,945 --> 00:40:09,926 So, let me see. 487 00:40:09,927 --> 00:40:11,907 Very interesting, um-- 488 00:40:11,908 --> 00:40:16,912 I see your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed and all types of ill shit. 489 00:40:16,913 --> 00:40:18,894 Yeah. 490 00:40:18,895 --> 00:40:23,378 - Do you drive an automobile? - Um, with or without the boot? 491 00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:27,132 Doesn't matter. Well, congratulations. 492 00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:29,114 You got yourself a job. 493 00:40:31,617 --> 00:40:33,703 Right on? 494 00:40:36,310 --> 00:40:38,603 Hey, where the seat belts at? 495 00:40:38,604 --> 00:40:41,419 Don't worry. They won't be necessary. 496 00:40:43,922 --> 00:40:46,008 Hey, man, how you work this radio? 497 00:40:50,596 --> 00:40:54,871 Whoo! 498 00:40:54,872 --> 00:40:56,852 One more time! 499 00:40:56,853 --> 00:41:00,606 Boy! Yeah! 500 00:41:00,607 --> 00:41:03,788 Yeah! I told you, you ain't got no game for me, boy! 501 00:41:06,551 --> 00:41:10,200 - What's that? - My gat, fool. 502 00:41:10,201 --> 00:41:12,807 Where you learn how to use a gun, anyway? 503 00:41:12,808 --> 00:41:14,998 Cartoons and hood movies. 504 00:41:17,918 --> 00:41:22,193 Doo rag, don't you know that you and I are an endangered species? 505 00:41:22,194 --> 00:41:24,904 - Why, because we're black males? - No! 506 00:41:24,905 --> 00:41:28,033 Because all the rappers are takin' all the good actin' jobs! 507 00:41:29,389 --> 00:41:33,872 Listen, doo rag. Havin' a gun doesn't give you any power. 508 00:41:33,873 --> 00:41:36,480 - You wanna know where the real power is? - In the bullets. 509 00:41:36,481 --> 00:41:39,608 No! Ln the books. 510 00:41:41,172 --> 00:41:45,447 See, doo rag, 511 00:41:45,448 --> 00:41:47,741 your mind-- 512 00:41:47,742 --> 00:41:50,765 It is like a gun! 513 00:41:50,766 --> 00:41:53,059 And you gonna load it up... 514 00:41:53,060 --> 00:41:56,813 With little, itty-bitty... 515 00:41:56,814 --> 00:42:00,568 Bullets of knowledge. 516 00:42:00,569 --> 00:42:04,636 Message! 517 00:42:10,267 --> 00:42:13,707 Hey. What are you doin'? 518 00:42:13,708 --> 00:42:16,210 Writing a poem. 519 00:42:16,211 --> 00:42:20,798 See, my poetry, it helps me escape the harsh realities of livin' in the hood. 520 00:42:20,799 --> 00:42:23,301 That's deep. 521 00:42:23,302 --> 00:42:25,908 Hey, you wanna read me one? 522 00:42:25,909 --> 00:42:27,994 Okay. 523 00:42:28,099 --> 00:42:30,079 Let me see. 524 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,644 - Yeah. - Yeah. 525 00:42:34,043 --> 00:42:36,649 "Love is by far..." 526 00:42:36,650 --> 00:42:39,986 The most precious thing on earth, 527 00:42:39,987 --> 00:42:42,697 iike a rose's fragrance... 528 00:42:42,698 --> 00:42:45,825 Or a child's birth. 529 00:42:45,826 --> 00:42:47,807 Love me... 530 00:42:47,808 --> 00:42:49,892 And leave me; 531 00:42:49,893 --> 00:42:53,125 that's the story of my life. 532 00:42:53,126 --> 00:42:55,732 But it won't happen again, see, 533 00:42:55,733 --> 00:42:58,131 since I bought a butcher's knife. 534 00:42:58,132 --> 00:43:00,738 Yeah, see, the next man who loves me, 535 00:43:00,739 --> 00:43:03,136 and leaves me so quick, 536 00:43:03,137 --> 00:43:06,056 - I'm gon' cut off his balls and I'm gon' chop off his dick. 537 00:43:06,057 --> 00:43:08,037 I'm gon' shoot that motherfucker. 538 00:43:08,038 --> 00:43:10,019 I'm gon' kill him! I'm gon' stab that motherfucker! 539 00:43:10,020 --> 00:43:12,001 Shit! Fuckin' with me? No! 540 00:43:12,105 --> 00:43:14,607 I'm gon' run him over with my car, see. 541 00:43:14,608 --> 00:43:17,372 He fuckin' with the wrong motherfucker. You don't fuck with me! 542 00:43:17,373 --> 00:43:20,343 - "I will kill that motherfucker--" - baby, baby, baby, baby. 543 00:43:22,221 --> 00:43:25,766 - I get the point. It was-- that was-- - You liked it? 544 00:43:25,767 --> 00:43:30,249 That was good. I mean, it touched me in a... really... 545 00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:32,230 Special place. 546 00:43:32,231 --> 00:43:36,297 Look. You wait right here. 547 00:43:36,298 --> 00:43:38,800 I sure will. 548 00:43:44,849 --> 00:43:46,830 Psst. 549 00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:11,962 Dashiki was far more sexually experienced than I was. 550 00:44:11,963 --> 00:44:14,360 She taught me all about foreplay. 551 00:44:14,361 --> 00:44:18,010 Until then, I ain't never done foreplay before. 552 00:44:18,011 --> 00:44:22,181 But then again, who needs foreplay when you're jackin' off? 553 00:45:09,838 --> 00:45:12,862 nuh-fool! That's the baby's lunch. 554 00:46:40,980 --> 00:46:44,629 Wrong hole, fool! 555 00:46:44,630 --> 00:46:46,610 My bad. 556 00:46:48,488 --> 00:46:51,094 I couldn't believe this was happening to me. 557 00:46:51,095 --> 00:46:54,952 I was losing my virginity to the woman of my dreams. 558 00:46:54,953 --> 00:46:57,038 Talk dirty to me. 559 00:46:57,039 --> 00:47:00,792 I'm coming! 560 00:47:07,884 --> 00:47:09,970 What did you say? 561 00:47:11,326 --> 00:47:13,827 Never mind. 562 00:47:13,828 --> 00:47:18,312 I'll tell you when I wake up. 563 00:47:24,569 --> 00:47:26,967 Ashtray, wake up! 564 00:47:26,968 --> 00:47:30,095 What? What's up, baby? 565 00:47:30,096 --> 00:47:32,286 I need to tell you something. 566 00:47:33,433 --> 00:47:35,726 What's up? 567 00:47:35,727 --> 00:47:38,542 - I'm pregnant. - Already? 568 00:47:38,543 --> 00:47:44,173 - Are you sure? - I got seven kids. I think I know what I'm talkin' about! 569 00:47:44,174 --> 00:47:48,449 Dashiki, I-- I'm not ready to be no father right now. 570 00:47:48,450 --> 00:47:51,005 So you man enough to come up in me, 571 00:47:51,006 --> 00:47:54,811 but you ain't man enough to take care of what comes out, get my nails and hair done, 572 00:47:54,812 --> 00:47:57,417 pay my rent and get me a new car? 573 00:47:57,418 --> 00:48:01,379 You know what? You ain't nothin' but a little boy. 574 00:48:01,380 --> 00:48:05,968 Ain't all about the size of the boat! It's the motion in the ocean. 575 00:48:05,969 --> 00:48:08,575 That's not what I'm talkin' about. 576 00:48:08,576 --> 00:48:11,390 As a matter of fact, get out! 577 00:48:11,391 --> 00:48:14,520 - Get outta my bed! Get outta my house! Get out! - Wha-- what's-- what's up? 578 00:48:14,521 --> 00:48:17,440 - And take your shit with you! - Why you trippin'? 579 00:48:17,441 --> 00:48:21,610 I don't wanna see you no more. I don't wanna talk to you. 580 00:48:21,611 --> 00:48:23,904 - How-- hey! - Take your shit! 581 00:48:23,905 --> 00:48:26,407 Aw, girl, come on, now. This-- hey, this ain't mine! 582 00:48:26,408 --> 00:48:29,952 Get outta my house! 583 00:48:29,953 --> 00:48:32,142 Get out! 584 00:48:41,946 --> 00:48:45,907 Order up! 585 00:48:45,908 --> 00:48:50,184 Yo, loc, man. Dashiki's pregnant. 586 00:48:51,957 --> 00:48:55,294 Fool, dashiki was born pregnant. What else is new? 587 00:48:56,232 --> 00:48:59,255 What else is new? It's mine. 588 00:48:59,256 --> 00:49:04,261 - Whoo! Thank you. - Aw, man. Are you sure? 589 00:49:04,262 --> 00:49:07,389 She said I was the only one she been with in the past 20 minutes. 590 00:49:07,390 --> 00:49:10,830 - Damn! - Yes! Yes! 591 00:49:10,831 --> 00:49:13,438 And you believed her? 592 00:49:16,150 --> 00:49:19,694 Here you go, sucker-- I mean, brother. Ha. 593 00:49:19,695 --> 00:49:24,597 - That'll be $10.38. - Wash them filthy hands. 594 00:49:26,995 --> 00:49:29,914 So what you gon' do now, tray? 595 00:49:29,915 --> 00:49:33,565 I don't know. I'm thinkin' about movin' outta the hood with her. 596 00:49:33,566 --> 00:49:36,692 What? Aw, fool! 597 00:49:36,693 --> 00:49:40,759 Look here. Let me tell you somethin', tray. 598 00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,783 You could take dashiki outta the hood, 599 00:49:43,784 --> 00:49:46,807 but you can't take the hood niggers out of dashiki. 600 00:49:53,274 --> 00:49:55,672 - Aw, damn! Five-o. - Man! 601 00:49:56,715 --> 00:49:59,009 You there! Get out of the truck... 602 00:49:59,010 --> 00:50:01,198 And put your hands in the air. 603 00:50:01,199 --> 00:50:03,806 Stand on one leg. 604 00:50:05,162 --> 00:50:09,541 With the tip of your finger, touch the tip of your nose. 605 00:50:09,542 --> 00:50:13,816 Now in a circular motion, rub your stomach and pat your head... 606 00:50:13,817 --> 00:50:16,632 While saying, "rubber baby buggy bumpers." 607 00:50:16,633 --> 00:50:19,030 Rubber baby buggy bumpers. 608 00:50:29,668 --> 00:50:32,900 Now walk slowly toward the car. 609 00:50:51,984 --> 00:50:55,007 We didn't even do nothin'. 610 00:50:55,008 --> 00:50:59,075 What? You think you're tough? 611 00:51:01,786 --> 00:51:05,331 You don't look so tough now, you little nigger. 612 00:51:07,939 --> 00:51:11,171 I hate you black bastards. You stink! 613 00:51:11,172 --> 00:51:14,820 I hate your black skin. 614 00:51:14,821 --> 00:51:17,532 I hate your black pants. 615 00:51:17,533 --> 00:51:19,617 I hate black pepper! 616 00:51:19,618 --> 00:51:22,747 I hate black keys on the piano! 617 00:51:23,790 --> 00:51:27,334 I hate my gums, 'cause they black. 618 00:51:27,335 --> 00:51:30,463 I hate whoopi goldberg's lips. 619 00:51:30,464 --> 00:51:33,175 I hate the back of forest Whitaker's neck. 620 00:51:33,176 --> 00:51:36,615 Aah! And most of all, 621 00:51:36,616 --> 00:51:39,848 I hate that black-ass Wesley snipes! 622 00:51:39,849 --> 00:51:41,830 Move it! 623 00:51:43,499 --> 00:51:46,522 - Come on. - Let's go. 624 00:51:46,523 --> 00:51:49,129 - Move it. - We got arrested... 625 00:51:49,130 --> 00:51:52,883 For bein' black on a Friday night. 626 00:51:52,884 --> 00:51:54,865 Don't try me, all right? 627 00:51:54,970 --> 00:51:57,994 It was a misdemeanor, so I thought we'd be out right away. 628 00:52:01,122 --> 00:52:03,102 Yeah! 629 00:52:03,103 --> 00:52:05,397 Right there, right there! 630 00:52:08,422 --> 00:52:11,445 There you go! 631 00:52:19,997 --> 00:52:22,083 All right. Get in there. 632 00:52:29,695 --> 00:52:33,865 - What's up, youngblood? - What's up? 633 00:52:33,866 --> 00:52:37,307 Swine, my brother? 634 00:52:37,308 --> 00:52:40,644 - Nah. No, thanks. - Let me tell you something. 635 00:52:40,645 --> 00:52:43,355 If you hit a man, 636 00:52:43,356 --> 00:52:46,379 in time... His wounds will heal. 637 00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:49,090 And if you steal from a man, 638 00:52:49,091 --> 00:52:53,053 you can replace what you steal. 639 00:52:53,054 --> 00:52:57,329 And always cross in the green, never in between. 640 00:52:57,330 --> 00:53:01,917 Because the honorable Elijah muhammad Ali... 641 00:53:01,918 --> 00:53:05,775 Floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. 642 00:53:05,776 --> 00:53:07,757 Just thinkin' about spending another minute... 643 00:53:07,758 --> 00:53:11,720 With farrakhan-vict made me never want to do time in the joint again. 644 00:53:11,721 --> 00:53:14,013 Boy, am I happy to see you, man. 645 00:53:14,014 --> 00:53:16,099 And always remember, my brother: 646 00:53:16,100 --> 00:53:19,645 One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. 647 00:53:19,646 --> 00:53:23,399 Nick, nack, paddy-wack, get a dog a bone. 648 00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,694 Two thousand, zero, zero, party-- 649 00:53:25,695 --> 00:53:29,031 Oops, outta time! My bacon smellin' fine. 650 00:53:32,785 --> 00:53:34,871 - What's up, toothpick? - What's up? 651 00:53:34,872 --> 00:53:38,207 All ready, we gon' jump this fool in. 652 00:53:38,208 --> 00:53:40,189 Let's do this, ai dog. 653 00:53:42,066 --> 00:53:44,568 What's up there, little homie? 'Bout ready to do this? 654 00:53:44,569 --> 00:53:47,070 - Yeah, man. I'm ready. - What's up? 655 00:53:47,071 --> 00:53:51,086 - What's up? - You been hangin' with the homies in the hood for a while now. 656 00:53:51,087 --> 00:53:54,057 - It's about time we jumped your punk ass in. - That's right. 657 00:53:54,058 --> 00:53:57,395 Let me tell you somethin'. In this world, if you can't swim-- 658 00:53:57,396 --> 00:54:01,253 - You bound to dr-z-own. - Yeah. And if you fall, 659 00:54:01,254 --> 00:54:04,278 - you better pick your punk ass up! - That's right. 660 00:54:06,676 --> 00:54:09,699 And the rest of y'all, 661 00:54:09,700 --> 00:54:13,036 don't cut him no slack! 662 00:54:13,037 --> 00:54:16,582 Y'all fools get busy. 663 00:54:16,583 --> 00:54:19,710 Let's go. Work him, dog, work him. 664 00:54:45,782 --> 00:54:48,388 We're gonna have to play monopoly again some time. 665 00:54:48,389 --> 00:54:50,944 - All right. - No. 666 00:54:50,945 --> 00:54:52,925 You ain't winning nothin' anyway. 667 00:54:52,926 --> 00:54:56,262 - And the money that you do win, I'll Jack you for it, fool. - Tie your shoe. 668 00:54:56,263 --> 00:54:58,711 Hey! Which one of y'all is ashtray? 669 00:54:58,712 --> 00:55:01,631 - I-- - What's up, partner? 670 00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:05,177 Heard you got my boy toothpick's girlfriend pregnant, partner. 671 00:55:05,178 --> 00:55:07,888 - Me? - Yeah, you. 672 00:55:07,889 --> 00:55:11,121 Hey, brother, man. 673 00:55:11,122 --> 00:55:13,102 What's up? 674 00:55:13,103 --> 00:55:15,814 I don't want any trouble, man. You know, I'm just taking crazy legs-- 675 00:55:15,815 --> 00:55:17,899 You must not have heard me, partner. 676 00:55:17,900 --> 00:55:20,506 Tray, let me handle this like a gentleman, all right? 677 00:55:20,507 --> 00:55:22,800 Hey, my man, you know. My man sayin' he don't want no trouble. 678 00:55:22,801 --> 00:55:24,573 You know what I'm sayin'? 679 00:55:24,574 --> 00:55:28,327 - But I do! Come here! - Yeah, loc! 680 00:55:28,328 --> 00:55:32,082 - Show that fool! - Yeah, here! Get... your... body... down! 681 00:55:32,083 --> 00:55:34,064 Partner? Partner? 682 00:55:35,419 --> 00:55:39,381 - Stay right there. We shouldn't-- - Aaah! 683 00:55:39,382 --> 00:55:41,780 Yeah, nice execution. I'm gonna give that an eight. 684 00:55:44,805 --> 00:55:47,099 Yeah, yeah! Make him a cripple like me. 685 00:55:47,100 --> 00:55:50,226 - Stomp him! - LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA. 686 00:55:50,227 --> 00:55:52,625 - After stompin' one of toothpick's boys, 687 00:55:52,626 --> 00:55:55,127 We knew we had to go get some backup. 688 00:55:55,128 --> 00:55:57,840 - So we went over to our homie old school's house. - Hey, loc, man. 689 00:55:57,841 --> 00:56:00,029 Are you sure this guy's gonna have our back? 690 00:56:00,030 --> 00:56:02,427 Hey, tray, let me tell you somethin' about old school, all right? 691 00:56:02,428 --> 00:56:04,930 He's the most dangerous o.G. On the set. 692 00:56:04,931 --> 00:56:07,954 Let me tell you young punks somethin'. 693 00:56:07,955 --> 00:56:11,761 I been down in this hood a long time. I seen a lot of things. 694 00:56:11,762 --> 00:56:14,315 I survived the watts riots, gang wars. 695 00:56:14,316 --> 00:56:16,296 You know how I did it? 696 00:56:16,297 --> 00:56:18,069 How? 697 00:56:18,070 --> 00:56:21,511 By standin' my ground and havin' my homies watch my back. 698 00:56:21,512 --> 00:56:25,369 - Word! - So don't let nobody mess with your set. 699 00:56:25,370 --> 00:56:29,332 - Yeah! - And like me, don't let nobody give you no shit. 700 00:56:29,333 --> 00:56:33,087 - Yeah, old school. - Bartholemew? 701 00:56:34,129 --> 00:56:36,632 Bartholemew! 702 00:56:37,571 --> 00:56:40,385 - Come here, boy. - Shit. 703 00:56:40,386 --> 00:56:45,704 - What did you say, boy? - I said, "shoot," ma. "Shoot." 704 00:56:45,705 --> 00:56:48,519 Didn't I tell you to clean your room? 705 00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:53,003 Ma, come on. The gang needs me. I'm their leader. 706 00:56:53,004 --> 00:56:55,923 Gang? 707 00:56:55,924 --> 00:57:00,095 You better get in there and clean that room in the next ten minutes... 708 00:57:00,096 --> 00:57:04,371 Or else you gonna be walking down the street with three shoes-- 709 00:57:04,372 --> 00:57:08,646 Two on your feet and one in your ass, sucker. 710 00:57:10,419 --> 00:57:13,651 Thank you, mama. 711 00:57:16,050 --> 00:57:20,221 - Yeah. So you gonna roll with us? - I can't. 712 00:57:20,222 --> 00:57:23,766 Why not? The police is after you? 713 00:57:23,767 --> 00:57:28,876 Nah, I'm on punishment. My mom says I can't leave the porch. 714 00:57:28,877 --> 00:57:32,735 - Man! - Come on. Let's hold the porch down. 715 00:57:34,508 --> 00:57:37,011 Say, that's a nice Walker, lady. Cough it up. 716 00:57:37,012 --> 00:57:40,451 Turn around! Give it up! 717 00:57:44,936 --> 00:57:49,002 Man, I need to get out of this place. 718 00:57:49,003 --> 00:57:51,610 Fool, what you talking about? Leave the hood? 719 00:57:51,611 --> 00:57:54,425 Fool, this is home sweet home. 720 00:57:56,407 --> 00:58:01,100 I love the smell of gun smoke in the morning. 721 00:58:01,101 --> 00:58:03,914 Yo, preach. At least ashtray got a dream. 722 00:58:03,915 --> 00:58:06,730 That's more than I can say for half the homies in the hood. 723 00:58:06,731 --> 00:58:10,275 - Why, little foots, you got a dream? - Yeah. 724 00:58:10,276 --> 00:58:13,301 I got a dream. 725 00:58:40,831 --> 00:58:45,939 aaah! 726 00:58:53,553 --> 00:58:58,141 Hey, loc, I hope you ain't sellin' out on me with no jive-ass dream. 727 00:58:58,142 --> 00:59:01,790 Hell, no. You know I ain't got no self-esteem. 728 00:59:01,791 --> 00:59:04,711 I ain't gonna grow up to be shit, just like you, baby. 729 00:59:09,299 --> 00:59:11,488 Where them pussies hiding at? 730 00:59:11,489 --> 00:59:14,512 - They're probably over at that trick's house. - What trick? 731 00:59:14,513 --> 00:59:16,494 Dashiki, fool. 732 00:59:16,495 --> 00:59:21,395 - Ooh, I miss makin' love to her. - Me too. 733 00:59:21,396 --> 00:59:24,368 - What you talkin' about? - I was helpin' you out. 734 00:59:24,369 --> 00:59:27,757 - How was you helpin' me? - You was locked down, fool. 735 00:59:29,321 --> 00:59:32,345 Man, just give me the book. 736 00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:37,663 Nothin' I can read. 737 00:59:37,664 --> 00:59:39,748 Hey, baby. 738 00:59:39,749 --> 00:59:42,877 Man, can you hook me up with directions to crenshaw, man? 739 00:59:42,878 --> 00:59:45,275 Fool, you better get your crusty behind away from me! 740 00:59:45,276 --> 00:59:47,987 Man, I'll suck your dick, man. 741 00:59:47,988 --> 00:59:54,036 - What you say to me? - I'll suck your dick, man! 742 00:59:55,913 --> 00:59:58,310 Man. 743 00:59:58,311 --> 01:00:00,292 All right, so what you want to do, my man-- 744 01:00:00,293 --> 01:00:04,047 Go to the corner, go about three blocks down and make a right. 745 01:00:15,518 --> 01:00:19,063 Aaah! 746 01:00:20,627 --> 01:00:23,652 - What should we do? - Run like a bitch, fool! 747 01:00:23,653 --> 01:00:25,528 Mama! Mama! 748 01:00:25,529 --> 01:00:28,031 No, man, we gon' die! 749 01:00:29,908 --> 01:00:32,828 Aaah! 750 01:00:38,251 --> 01:00:40,128 Aaah! 751 01:00:42,631 --> 01:00:46,176 Let's go! 752 01:00:48,575 --> 01:00:51,702 I'm hit. I'm hit! 753 01:00:51,703 --> 01:00:53,684 Hey, legs! 754 01:00:53,685 --> 01:00:57,125 Legs, you okay, man? 755 01:00:57,126 --> 01:00:59,211 You got hit by the bullets, man? 756 01:00:59,212 --> 01:01:01,087 No, I got hit by a car. 757 01:01:01,088 --> 01:01:03,069 Come on. Hey, nigger. 758 01:01:03,070 --> 01:01:06,614 Let's help him get-- let's get him in the truck. Hey, get his baby shoe. 759 01:01:06,615 --> 01:01:10,577 Nigger, I know you're crippled, but help me out. Come on. 760 01:01:10,578 --> 01:01:15,687 - Why? - Bring your simple ass, tray! 761 01:01:15,688 --> 01:01:18,607 My head. My head! 762 01:01:18,608 --> 01:01:22,362 J-nug, you all right? Answer me, man. You all right? J-nug! 763 01:01:23,300 --> 01:01:26,845 - Fuck it! Help! - Sister, sister! 764 01:01:26,846 --> 01:01:30,444 - We need a doctor fast! - You know, I went to see Jason's lyric this weekend. 765 01:01:30,445 --> 01:01:34,302 Ooh, yeah, g money-- wasn't he cute? Did you see his butt? It was hairy. 766 01:01:34,303 --> 01:01:38,890 - I know you didn't think that "ass-fro" was cute. - We need a doctor right now! 767 01:01:38,891 --> 01:01:43,531 - Yeah, I'm gonna have to call you back, okay? - Right now, sister! 768 01:01:45,408 --> 01:01:49,788 - What I'm gonna need you to do is fill this form out. - Thank you. 769 01:01:52,603 --> 01:01:55,680 May I have a pen, please? Thank you. 770 01:01:55,681 --> 01:01:58,963 Excuse me. Do you know where I can get some water around here? 771 01:01:58,964 --> 01:02:01,258 God! 772 01:02:01,259 --> 01:02:03,344 Here. 773 01:02:06,264 --> 01:02:08,557 - Thanks. - You're number 1,012. 774 01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:11,478 One thousand, twelve. One thousand, twelve. 775 01:02:11,479 --> 01:02:16,065 Number 213. Now serving number 213. 776 01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:19,298 - Damn! - Damn, I hope I'm next. 777 01:02:19,299 --> 01:02:22,428 - Come on. - We're gonna do it. 778 01:02:24,617 --> 01:02:27,902 Between crazy legs being hit in the drive-by, 779 01:02:27,903 --> 01:02:30,769 the Korean store shootings, jail and dashiki being pregnant, 780 01:02:30,770 --> 01:02:33,481 - dashiki, open the door! - I felt like I was about to explode. 781 01:02:43,909 --> 01:02:46,620 Whoo! 782 01:03:10,710 --> 01:03:13,316 What are you doing? 783 01:03:13,317 --> 01:03:18,114 Trying to win best actor on the soul train awards. 784 01:03:26,665 --> 01:03:31,357 Look, dashiki, I'm sorry about last night. 785 01:03:32,609 --> 01:03:37,197 I thought about it and I want to be a father to my child. 786 01:03:39,178 --> 01:03:41,160 And another thing. 787 01:03:42,828 --> 01:03:47,311 I also realized how much I love you. 788 01:03:47,312 --> 01:03:49,294 And I wanna leave the hood with you. 789 01:03:52,943 --> 01:03:56,385 But there's something we need to do before we go. 790 01:04:01,912 --> 01:04:06,082 Look, I'm taking the kids and I'm moving out of the hood. 791 01:04:06,083 --> 01:04:09,003 I just wanted them to come say good-bye to their daddies. 792 01:04:11,505 --> 01:04:13,487 Gimme the man. 793 01:04:25,166 --> 01:04:28,815 You're a good brother, tray. Yeah. 794 01:04:28,816 --> 01:04:31,526 Me? 795 01:04:31,527 --> 01:04:35,489 I've been in jail a long time, t. 796 01:04:35,490 --> 01:04:39,035 Sometimes I feel like a caged animal. 797 01:04:42,477 --> 01:04:44,771 How come you never came to see me, man? 798 01:04:46,127 --> 01:04:48,837 Nigger, I don't know you. 799 01:04:48,838 --> 01:04:50,924 Yeah. 800 01:04:52,905 --> 01:04:55,198 You don't know me. That's right. That's right. 801 01:04:55,199 --> 01:04:58,014 But dig this here, tray. 802 01:04:58,015 --> 01:05:00,621 Teach my son how to be a man, tray. 803 01:05:00,622 --> 01:05:02,603 How to be a man. 804 01:05:05,314 --> 01:05:07,296 Gimme some. 805 01:05:21,686 --> 01:05:23,668 Jif! 806 01:05:25,023 --> 01:05:27,525 Hey, what's up, home? Hey. 807 01:05:27,526 --> 01:05:30,341 Hey, man, you got everything? 808 01:05:30,342 --> 01:05:33,782 Cool. 809 01:05:33,783 --> 01:05:36,910 - I'm gonna get some, right? - Nigger, don't even play me like that. 810 01:05:36,911 --> 01:05:39,830 All right. Come on, man. 811 01:06:34,266 --> 01:06:37,289 hey, what's up, crazy? 812 01:06:37,290 --> 01:06:41,461 Hey, brother! How you feelin', man? 813 01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:44,380 How you doin', brother? 814 01:06:44,381 --> 01:06:47,300 Doctor say I ain't ever gonna walk again. 815 01:06:47,301 --> 01:06:49,594 - No, no! - No! 816 01:06:49,595 --> 01:06:53,453 - Homie. - Homie. 817 01:06:56,895 --> 01:06:59,188 - No. - Fool, get off me! 818 01:06:59,189 --> 01:07:02,109 You've been paralyzed for the last five years. 819 01:07:03,152 --> 01:07:05,028 Yeah. 820 01:07:05,029 --> 01:07:07,948 Don't worry, legs, man. 821 01:07:07,949 --> 01:07:11,389 When I find that toothpick, I'm gonna smoke him. 822 01:07:11,390 --> 01:07:15,456 No! We need to put an end to all this black-on-black crime. 823 01:07:15,457 --> 01:07:19,367 - We need to call a truce. - What about that time you shot Byron? 824 01:07:19,368 --> 01:07:22,130 - Ain't that black-on-black crime? - Yeah. 825 01:07:22,131 --> 01:07:25,571 - No. Byron was light-skinned. - Yeah. 826 01:07:25,572 --> 01:07:28,908 - Hey, you're about to go to this party? - Yeah. 827 01:07:28,909 --> 01:07:33,185 - And, you're gonna be doing some drinking? - A little something. 828 01:07:33,186 --> 01:07:36,521 Let me tell you about drinking and driving, man. 829 01:07:36,522 --> 01:07:40,066 Boy, that shit is fun, man. Yo, what you do is get yourself a 40, right? 830 01:07:40,067 --> 01:07:43,144 You get on the freeway-- Bam-- punch it to 85. 831 01:07:43,145 --> 01:07:45,906 Then you turn off your lights, let go of the steering wheel. 832 01:07:45,907 --> 01:07:48,513 - It will bug you out. You got to try it, man. - Man! 833 01:07:48,514 --> 01:07:52,477 - I'm gonna try it. - Hey, why didn't y'all invite me to the party? 834 01:07:52,478 --> 01:07:56,387 - Come on, pop. You know you gotta be 18 and older. - Man. 835 01:07:56,388 --> 01:07:59,149 Besides, it's getting past your bedtime. You brush your teeth? 836 01:07:59,150 --> 01:08:01,131 - Yeah. - Let me see. 837 01:08:01,132 --> 01:08:03,112 No. There we go. 838 01:08:03,113 --> 01:08:05,719 - All right, I'm out. - All right. Hey, hey, hey! 839 01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:09,631 Before you go, why don't you read me, like, a bedtime story, like the good old days? 840 01:08:09,632 --> 01:08:12,603 - All right. Just one. - That's all I need. 841 01:08:12,604 --> 01:08:15,209 All right. 842 01:08:20,215 --> 01:08:23,238 Flip to a good one. Here we go. 843 01:08:23,239 --> 01:08:26,888 "This is the story of dick and Mary." 844 01:08:26,889 --> 01:08:30,434 Mary lies on the bed and spreads her thighs. 845 01:08:30,435 --> 01:08:34,188 Dick thrusts his large member into her waiting vagina. 846 01:08:34,189 --> 01:08:37,942 'Fuck me, fuck me, ' Mary screams. 847 01:08:37,943 --> 01:08:40,445 Dick covers her head with a pillow 'cause she's too noisy. 848 01:08:40,446 --> 01:08:43,052 - Yeah. - Dick continues to pound her swollen opening... 849 01:08:43,053 --> 01:08:45,033 'Til he climates. 850 01:08:45,034 --> 01:08:48,683 'I'm coming! I'm coming! 851 01:08:48,684 --> 01:08:51,394 Yeah.- ' 852 01:08:51,395 --> 01:08:54,941 "and he falls asleep." 853 01:08:57,548 --> 01:09:01,092 Good night, pops. 854 01:09:05,577 --> 01:09:09,539 Domino, nigger! Yeah! 855 01:09:09,540 --> 01:09:11,938 Hey, what's up, what's up, niggers? Hey! 856 01:09:11,939 --> 01:09:14,962 What's up, baby? Hey, what you making, some jiffy pop? 857 01:09:14,963 --> 01:09:17,673 - What's up, bro? - What's up, baby? How you doin'? All right. 858 01:09:17,674 --> 01:09:20,072 - What's up, nigger? Black-on-black crime! - What's going on? 859 01:09:20,073 --> 01:09:21,949 What's up, man? 860 01:09:21,950 --> 01:09:25,181 I got one question. Who's got that chronic, nigger? 861 01:09:25,182 --> 01:09:27,267 - Come on, nigger. - Who got that chronic? 862 01:09:27,268 --> 01:09:30,188 I got that ill killer shit. Guaranteed to fuck you up. 863 01:09:30,189 --> 01:09:33,628 Hey, nigger, light that shit up. Fuck me up. 864 01:09:33,629 --> 01:09:35,610 Hey. Hey. 865 01:09:37,175 --> 01:09:39,363 Ooh! 866 01:09:39,364 --> 01:09:41,970 - Toke! Toke! Nigger, toke! - Whoo! 867 01:09:46,143 --> 01:09:48,644 Look at that shit! ha! 868 01:09:52,608 --> 01:09:56,258 Hey, man, he's going into convulsions! 869 01:09:58,135 --> 01:10:01,785 - Man, he ain't breathin'. - He's foamin' at the mouth, man. 870 01:10:04,288 --> 01:10:06,373 Yo, he dead. 871 01:10:12,004 --> 01:10:14,610 Yo, pass that shit! 872 01:10:16,488 --> 01:10:19,616 Yo, pass that. Whoo-hoo! 873 01:10:19,617 --> 01:10:21,598 Hit it! 874 01:10:21,702 --> 01:10:25,664 Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it! 875 01:10:25,665 --> 01:10:29,835 See, now, that's what I'm talking about, shabomboo. 876 01:10:29,836 --> 01:10:34,528 - So good, so good. - Yeah, nigga's trying to hide the good shit. 877 01:10:34,529 --> 01:10:36,926 Ha-ha! 878 01:10:36,927 --> 01:10:41,620 Baby, you wanna dance? 879 01:10:42,976 --> 01:10:46,103 Yes, I do, but not with you. 880 01:10:56,219 --> 01:10:59,661 hey, girl, how you doin'? My name is loc dog. 881 01:11:01,329 --> 01:11:04,352 - What's your name? - LA quanda. 882 01:11:04,353 --> 01:11:06,646 Whoo! 883 01:11:06,647 --> 01:11:10,922 LA quanda, do you have a boyfriend? 884 01:11:10,923 --> 01:11:15,094 No. You know, men always seem to be really intimidated by me. 885 01:11:15,095 --> 01:11:17,492 But I don't know why. 886 01:11:17,493 --> 01:11:19,473 You know? 887 01:11:19,474 --> 01:11:21,976 Well, you know-- 888 01:11:21,977 --> 01:11:26,878 I can understand how a pretty girl like yourself might make a man a little sick. 889 01:11:26,879 --> 01:11:28,963 I mean nervous. 890 01:11:28,964 --> 01:11:32,926 Yeah, well, it takes a really special kind of man to be with me. 891 01:11:32,927 --> 01:11:35,637 Ooh. 892 01:11:35,638 --> 01:11:40,747 - You know? - Yeah, well, let me go find him. 893 01:11:43,146 --> 01:11:46,586 - Damn, girl, you need to slow down with that. 894 01:11:49,298 --> 01:11:54,511 You ain't my daddy, and you ain't payin' any of my bills. 895 01:11:56,911 --> 01:12:00,456 Ooh! That my song. 896 01:12:06,713 --> 01:12:09,736 Hi. 897 01:12:09,737 --> 01:12:12,656 My name is loc dog. What's your name? 898 01:12:12,657 --> 01:12:15,785 - Keisha. - Keisha? 899 01:12:15,786 --> 01:12:19,539 You always this shy, keisha? 900 01:12:19,540 --> 01:12:24,963 Look here, keisha, why don't we go back to my place and have a little nightcap. 901 01:12:24,964 --> 01:12:28,090 I don't know. 902 01:12:28,091 --> 01:12:30,488 I just met you. 903 01:12:30,489 --> 01:12:34,660 Hey, girl, the dog don't bite unless you ask him. 904 01:12:37,685 --> 01:12:39,874 - Okay. - All right. Come on. 905 01:12:39,875 --> 01:12:42,064 I guess it'll be all right. 906 01:12:46,131 --> 01:12:50,615 Baby, you really love me. 907 01:12:50,616 --> 01:12:54,786 You know I do, girl. 908 01:13:03,025 --> 01:13:06,779 Gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu. 909 01:13:07,822 --> 01:13:09,802 I really shouldn't. 910 01:13:09,803 --> 01:13:13,556 Come on, girl. Ain't gonna hurt you. 911 01:13:16,373 --> 01:13:19,293 It's just that when I drink, sometimes I get a little crazy. 912 01:13:19,294 --> 01:13:22,003 And that's what I want. 913 01:13:26,488 --> 01:13:29,617 See, I don't want you to think I'm a freak or nothin' like that, 914 01:13:29,618 --> 01:13:34,308 because I usually don't even go home with guys when I first meet 'em. 915 01:13:34,309 --> 01:13:38,479 But I just feel so comfortable with you. 916 01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:41,191 Hey, and that's good, girl. 917 01:13:41,192 --> 01:13:43,276 Whenever you're with me, 918 01:13:43,277 --> 01:13:46,823 I want you to just relax and be yourself. 919 01:13:49,430 --> 01:13:53,809 You are so nasty. 920 01:13:53,810 --> 01:13:56,730 - I should be going. - Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, baby. 921 01:13:56,731 --> 01:14:00,587 Relax. Okay? Just relax. 922 01:14:00,588 --> 01:14:03,298 Don't you go nowhere. 923 01:14:03,299 --> 01:14:08,200 You're in good hands now, girl. Loc dog's gonna take good care of you, baby. 924 01:14:09,348 --> 01:14:11,328 You sure... it's okay? 925 01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:20,296 I want you to just be yourself, okay? 926 01:14:20,297 --> 01:14:23,946 I told you I could get a little crazy. 927 01:14:23,947 --> 01:14:27,074 Yeah, you get crazy. Come on. 928 01:14:27,075 --> 01:14:29,057 Okay. 929 01:14:33,645 --> 01:14:36,668 All right, motherfucker, let's get it on. 930 01:14:53,354 --> 01:14:56,273 No, nigger, you ain't going nowhere. 931 01:15:07,015 --> 01:15:10,351 Fresh air, fresh fish. 932 01:15:10,352 --> 01:15:13,376 - Nothin' like the great outdoors, pop? - No. 933 01:15:14,627 --> 01:15:17,859 Pop, can we talk, teenager to teenager? 934 01:15:17,860 --> 01:15:22,760 See, I met this girl. She's pretty special. 935 01:15:22,761 --> 01:15:26,306 She's moving out of the hood in a couple of days, and I'm thinking about going with her. 936 01:15:26,307 --> 01:15:28,445 Man, who is this girl? 937 01:15:28,446 --> 01:15:32,407 - Her name's dashiki. - Dashiki from over there on penetration Avenue? 938 01:15:32,408 --> 01:15:35,484 Come on, pop! Don't tell me you slept with her too. 939 01:15:35,485 --> 01:15:38,924 No, no. It ain't nothin' like that, son. 940 01:15:38,925 --> 01:15:41,688 - She sure could suck a dick, though. - What? 941 01:15:41,689 --> 01:15:44,973 Nothing, son. Go ahead. Tell me about this girl. 942 01:15:44,974 --> 01:15:48,726 Anyway, I think I'm in love. 943 01:15:48,727 --> 01:15:51,646 So, what? You knockin' boobs yet? 944 01:15:51,647 --> 01:15:53,836 - Yeah. - Hold on. 945 01:15:53,837 --> 01:15:56,547 You use a condom? 946 01:15:56,548 --> 01:15:58,529 No. 947 01:15:58,530 --> 01:16:01,449 Good! That's my boy! That's my boy! 948 01:16:01,450 --> 01:16:04,891 Yo, never use condoms, son. They take away all the feelin'. 949 01:16:06,664 --> 01:16:11,251 Yeah. Only thing is, now she's pregnant. 950 01:16:11,252 --> 01:16:15,839 - I don't know what to do. - Man, look. 951 01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:19,281 Let me give you the same advice my father gave me, all right? 952 01:16:19,282 --> 01:16:22,930 Give up hope. Look at me. Dreams are for suckers. 953 01:16:22,931 --> 01:16:25,016 Ain't no future for you. 954 01:16:25,017 --> 01:16:27,624 And don't think about gettin' no job, tray, 955 01:16:27,625 --> 01:16:31,586 'cause a black man ain't got no place in the work force. 956 01:16:31,587 --> 01:16:33,671 So let me get this straight. 957 01:16:33,672 --> 01:16:37,374 What you trying to say is, don't get caught up in the white man's system... 958 01:16:37,375 --> 01:16:39,198 Of self-perpetuating unemployment... 959 01:16:39,199 --> 01:16:42,119 And wind up trying to survive on welfare checks and food stamps, right? 960 01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:44,987 Wrong, man! Hell, ain't nothing wrong with no welfare check. 961 01:16:44,988 --> 01:16:49,836 That's called free money. Hell, our family survived six generations on it. 962 01:16:52,964 --> 01:16:54,945 Thanks, pop. 963 01:16:54,946 --> 01:16:59,116 - You always know what to say, man. - I thought you knew, boy. 964 01:16:59,117 --> 01:17:03,079 My boy tray. Gettin' himself some sex. 965 01:17:03,080 --> 01:17:05,164 Yeah. 966 01:17:05,165 --> 01:17:08,189 - See, man, right over here. - Gettin' locked up in the city ain't the same. 967 01:17:08,190 --> 01:17:10,065 Get the map! 968 01:17:10,066 --> 01:17:13,924 Fuck it. Let's go twist these niggers in a cat bag, man. 969 01:17:13,925 --> 01:17:17,156 Can't you read, man? It's over here. 970 01:17:17,157 --> 01:17:19,243 Read this. Come on. Let's go. 971 01:17:19,347 --> 01:17:21,850 - Drive! - Let's go. 972 01:17:27,168 --> 01:17:29,671 - What's up, loc? - What's up, tray? 973 01:17:35,094 --> 01:17:39,577 Can't believe your mark-ass is finally leavin' the hood. 974 01:17:39,578 --> 01:17:43,852 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me and dashiki's gonna tie that knot. 975 01:17:43,853 --> 01:17:47,295 - You need to tie a knot in that bitch's tubes. - Naw. 976 01:17:47,296 --> 01:17:51,673 - Really. - I actually think we're gonna be all right. 977 01:17:51,674 --> 01:17:54,593 - Hey, why don't you come with us? - What? 978 01:17:54,594 --> 01:17:56,680 Take a road trip in a mail truck? 979 01:17:56,681 --> 01:18:00,537 Fool, that's the stupidest idea I ever heard. 980 01:18:00,538 --> 01:18:04,187 Well, anyway... You just be careful. 981 01:18:04,188 --> 01:18:07,107 Come on now, baby. You're talkin' to loc dog. Ha-ha! 982 01:18:07,108 --> 01:18:09,818 You know I'm gonna be all right. 983 01:18:09,819 --> 01:18:12,738 Shoot. 984 01:18:12,739 --> 01:18:14,720 Hey, tray. 985 01:18:15,763 --> 01:18:18,995 Never forget, man. 986 01:18:18,996 --> 01:18:22,541 Either they don't know... 987 01:18:22,542 --> 01:18:26,190 Or don't show or just don't care... 988 01:18:26,191 --> 01:18:31,093 About bein' a menace to South central while they drink their juice in the hood. 989 01:18:31,094 --> 01:18:35,576 That's what it's all about, tray. That's what it's all about. 990 01:18:35,577 --> 01:18:39,226 What the fuck is he talkin' about? 991 01:18:48,299 --> 01:18:50,384 - Hey, what's up, little homie? - What's up? 992 01:18:50,385 --> 01:18:54,817 How you doin', man? Hey, you want some of this? Make you grow hair on your nuts. 993 01:18:54,818 --> 01:18:57,997 Say, man, don't be giving that little kid no alcohol. 994 01:18:57,998 --> 01:19:02,273 - You ain't his daddy. - I ain't? Hold up. 995 01:19:03,732 --> 01:19:08,008 Dashiki! Bitch, you better give me back my child support money! 996 01:19:30,011 --> 01:19:32,514 Yeah. 997 01:19:34,183 --> 01:19:37,518 - Hey, what's up, little man? - Shh. 998 01:19:37,519 --> 01:19:41,585 Like I was saying, what's up with them "hos" tonight? 999 01:19:41,586 --> 01:19:45,548 Take care of my baby, all right? And my truck. 1000 01:19:45,549 --> 01:19:49,825 - What? - Come on, tray. You know I'm only playing with you. 1001 01:20:14,331 --> 01:20:17,250 Just shoot everything in sight. Everything! 1002 01:20:20,483 --> 01:20:23,507 - Hey! Hey! - Hey, break yourself! 1003 01:20:27,366 --> 01:20:29,346 Somebody, help me! 1004 01:20:29,347 --> 01:20:33,622 Dashiki! I'll call you later. 1005 01:20:33,623 --> 01:20:36,333 Page me! 1006 01:20:36,334 --> 01:20:38,419 Aaah! 1007 01:20:38,420 --> 01:20:41,026 I'm coming! 1008 01:20:47,075 --> 01:20:49,159 Is you okay, snowflake? 1009 01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:52,392 Yes, my big chocolate warrior. 1010 01:20:54,270 --> 01:20:58,859 Doo rag, take care of your mama! 1011 01:21:00,006 --> 01:21:02,507 Aah! 1012 01:21:02,508 --> 01:21:04,594 Break yourself! 1013 01:21:07,827 --> 01:21:12,518 Aaagh! Take that, motherfucker! 1014 01:21:12,519 --> 01:21:15,125 Aaagh! 1015 01:21:15,126 --> 01:21:17,108 Take that, motherfucker! 1016 01:21:20,236 --> 01:21:24,720 Hey, man, watch out! Aaaah! 1017 01:21:27,744 --> 01:21:30,768 Hey. You know you fucked up, right? 1018 01:21:30,769 --> 01:21:35,253 - Yeah, you fucked up. - Hear what I'm saying? 1019 01:21:37,442 --> 01:21:40,361 Hey, grandma, you got the juice now. 1020 01:21:40,362 --> 01:21:43,595 Go to hell. 1021 01:21:49,435 --> 01:21:51,416 Damn. 1022 01:21:56,004 --> 01:21:59,862 Tray, I'll marry you. I promise. Just wake up. 1023 01:21:59,863 --> 01:22:02,677 I know, sister. I know. 1024 01:22:02,678 --> 01:22:05,180 - You're gonna miss him, aren't you? - You damn right! 1025 01:22:05,181 --> 01:22:09,978 Where else am I gonna find a pussy-whipped fool to take care of me and seven kids? 1026 01:22:09,979 --> 01:22:12,584 Ashtray! 1027 01:22:12,585 --> 01:22:14,774 Listen, sister, listen! 1028 01:22:14,775 --> 01:22:17,590 You are a strong African-American woman. 1029 01:22:17,591 --> 01:22:20,197 And it's because of that I can't be with you. 1030 01:22:20,198 --> 01:22:23,743 Looky there. Time for me to take out the poor white trash. 1031 01:22:23,744 --> 01:22:26,350 Ashtray! 1032 01:22:27,497 --> 01:22:29,582 Who you calling whipped, girl? 1033 01:22:29,583 --> 01:22:32,398 You're alive! 1034 01:22:35,944 --> 01:22:40,740 Lord, why you do this to me? Christ, I can't take it! 1035 01:22:40,741 --> 01:22:43,660 I can't take it! I can't take it! 1036 01:22:43,661 --> 01:22:47,310 My God! My baby! 1037 01:22:49,918 --> 01:22:51,898 Mama. 1038 01:22:51,899 --> 01:22:55,026 Mama. I swallowed my toothpick, mama. 1039 01:22:55,027 --> 01:22:59,302 Baby, you're okay! 1040 01:22:59,303 --> 01:23:03,056 Now, where's my money you stole, you little hoodlum? 1041 01:23:03,057 --> 01:23:05,247 Give me my money. I want my money. 1042 01:23:05,351 --> 01:23:07,437 - I'll beat the shit out of you! - Okay, okay! 1043 01:23:07,438 --> 01:23:09,522 Where's my money? 1044 01:23:09,523 --> 01:23:12,024 Well, that's my story. 1045 01:23:12,025 --> 01:23:14,736 As for dashiki and I, we got married. 1046 01:23:23,913 --> 01:23:25,894 Loc dog went into show business. 1047 01:23:25,895 --> 01:23:30,274 Fuck y'all, suck my dick, and...iick ass! 1048 01:23:37,470 --> 01:23:39,868 Preach, he settled down. 1049 01:23:48,106 --> 01:23:51,861 Crazy legs' dream of becoming a dancer finally came true. 1050 01:23:59,682 --> 01:24:03,956 And as for grandma, well, she's still grandma. 1051 01:24:07,920 --> 01:24:12,404 Damn! This is some good shit! 82851

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