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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,074 Subtitles downloaded from Podnapisi.NET 2 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:04,752 No, man... don't come in the morning, I won't be here until two... 3 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:07,940 'Cause that's when the morning's swell finally flattens out, you dig? 4 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:14,200 All right... just bring it around the back then. Cool. Peace. 5 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:23,869 I'm not normal. 6 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:25,509 Clearly! 7 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:26,789 I need a job. 8 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:31,069 It's yours. 9 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:34,670 Hang on, Trucker. You said hiring was a democratic process around here. 10 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:36,911 Yeah, that's the way I heard it. 11 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:40,876 Okay... all those in favor of hiring... 12 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,109 Piper. 13 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:43,629 ...Piper, put your hands up. Thank you, Jen. 14 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,353 Hey, what about an interview? 15 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:48,908 Oh, that's fine. 16 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,511 Okay, uh... lemme think... 17 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,154 Elvis. Dead or alive? 18 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:55,434 Dead. 19 00:02:55,469 --> 00:02:56,549 Andy Kauffman? 20 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:57,874 Dead. 21 00:02:57,909 --> 00:02:58,954 Jerry Garcia? 22 00:02:58,989 --> 00:03:00,308 Grateful. And dead. 23 00:03:00,343 --> 00:03:01,629 Mariah Carey? 24 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:04,195 Are we talkin' about her acting career, or...? 25 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:05,634 No. 26 00:03:05,669 --> 00:03:07,443 Okay. Then... alive. 27 00:03:07,478 --> 00:03:09,192 Why did you come to Santa Cruz? 28 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,719 I... have family here. 29 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:13,629 Are you a virgin? 30 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,034 Mr. Julius! 31 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:18,156 No. But I used to be. 32 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,033 You're not a witch, by any chance? 33 00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:22,593 Is that a job requirement? 34 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:26,637 Trucker's blazin' for the woman who owns the crystal store across the street. 35 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:28,273 He thinks she's wiccan. 36 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:31,040 Yeah, they're soulmates, except she's not exactly aware of it yet. 37 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,157 Okay everybody, time to vote. 38 00:03:58,640 --> 00:03:59,993 Okay, time for a lil' homework. 39 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,995 Then can we go to the craft store? 40 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:12,993 Everybody relax! 41 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:20,794 I'm here. 42 00:04:20,829 --> 00:04:23,777 Oh, and so close to almost on time. 43 00:04:24,335 --> 00:04:27,720 C'mon, once I start showing up on time, you'll expect it every day. 44 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:30,034 He works here? 45 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:32,318 Well... he's employed here. 46 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:36,189 What's up? 47 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:39,674 Don't pay attention to him. 48 00:04:39,709 --> 00:04:44,078 Okay, today's topic of conversation: clueless men and the women who use them for gratification. 49 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:52,389 Who are you? 50 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:54,354 Piper. 51 00:04:54,389 --> 00:04:55,794 Piper... what are you doing here, Piper? 52 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:57,479 I work here. 53 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,791 Why wasn't I notified? I wasn't notified! 54 00:05:00,826 --> 00:05:03,235 Hey, Priestly! We hired someone. 55 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:04,480 Thank you. 56 00:05:04,515 --> 00:05:07,319 I swear, we need like a bulletin board or staff e-mail or somethin'... 57 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:11,279 You know, Priestly? Piper thinks Elvis is dead. 58 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:13,075 Really? 59 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,952 And now you hire people who fail the interview? 60 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:17,475 C'mon, man! 61 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:21,158 I don't know. I mean, you're cute and everything, but... 62 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,192 But what? C'mon, Tish. 63 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,431 - It's just... - Here it comes! 64 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:29,877 - I don't really like sex. - What?! 65 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,036 - How can you not like- - I've never had a... 66 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:36,456 you know... 67 00:05:36,491 --> 00:05:37,872 Woah! Never? 68 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,996 Well, obviously you haven't been with the right guy. 69 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,231 My God, does that really work? 70 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:49,993 Every time. 71 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,111 Are you kiddin' me? It's men's greatest challenge. 72 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,118 Tish is the scorpion queen. 73 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:55,953 See ya tonight! 74 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:02,429 Damn! 75 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,750 Well? Another comrade used and discarded. Huh, Tish? 76 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:09,884 You know, I gotta be honest with you, Tish... 77 00:06:09,919 --> 00:06:12,209 I've never been really comfortable watching you do that to men. 78 00:06:12,244 --> 00:06:14,500 I mean there should be some sort of... like... warning sign posted. 79 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,517 If men are that easy to manipulate, 80 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,472 they deserve to be taken advantage of. 81 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:21,879 I'm easy to manipulate. Why don't women take advantage of me? 82 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,271 I think we can all guess the answer to that. 83 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:48,874 Is that the crystal lady? 84 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:50,309 Oh yeah, that's Zo. 85 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:51,669 Zo? 86 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:53,518 Yeah, it's short for Zoheret. 87 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:55,712 It means "she shines" in hebrew. 88 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:01,319 You see? She knows things. 89 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:02,998 She seems nice, Trucker. 90 00:07:57,840 --> 00:07:59,910 So, I... 'll give you a call later? 91 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:01,748 Yeah, uhm... sure. 92 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:16,712 Oh, look! She can still walk. 93 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,991 All right, let's hear it. What were his grades? 94 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:25,160 "A" for effort, "C" for execution. 95 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,348 Natural gift? 96 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,039 Didn't even register. 97 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:31,560 That bad, huh? 98 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:33,836 That bad, and... he knows it. 99 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,397 Well, did you at least tell him that size doesn't matter? 100 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:39,078 Yeah, sure, I told him. 101 00:08:39,113 --> 00:08:41,111 You don't actually think guys believe that, do you? 102 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,519 Hey Piper, what's in the case? 103 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:51,598 Oh... this is my art stuff. 104 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,114 Are you an artist? 105 00:08:53,149 --> 00:08:55,748 Oh, that's cool! Do you paint, like, controversial shit? 106 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:58,399 Like, people pissing on the Pope or something? 107 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,596 - Oh! - That's not even controversial anymore. 108 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,114 Well then, what the hell is it? 109 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:05,990 Well, that's like that, you know... "politically correct controversialism". 110 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,315 People have done it so often they expect it. Now... 111 00:09:08,350 --> 00:09:10,750 paint someone pissing on Martin Luther King and see what happens... 112 00:09:10,785 --> 00:09:12,711 Or... Martin Luther King pissing on the Pope! 113 00:09:12,746 --> 00:09:14,239 That's controversial. 114 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,591 Yeah... or, the Pope pissing on Martin Luther King? 115 00:09:16,940 --> 00:09:17,994 Or Martin Lawrence? 'Cause that would be really- 116 00:09:18,029 --> 00:09:22,153 Okay, guys? Guys! I don't paint anyone pissing on anyone. Sorry. 117 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:27,000 Yeah, no... it was just an idea, you know. I'm just saying, if I was an artist I would definetely be pissing on somebody. 118 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:29,749 Hey, Trucker! 119 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:34,730 Right! Piper, why don't you decorate our wall for us? 120 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:38,713 - Really? - Sure. 121 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,159 Well... what should I paint? 122 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:45,151 It's yours. Go for it! 123 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,999 You don't have to paint anyone pissing on anyone. 124 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:50,551 - I... I mean, unless you want to. - Good morning. 125 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,911 This was in my mail by mistake. 126 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,795 Hi Piper, nice to meet you. 127 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:07,909 Hi. 128 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:10,650 Wait wait wait wait... how... how did you know her name? 129 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:12,637 She just feels like "Piper". 130 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,991 Zo, before you leave, can I make you a sandwich? 131 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:20,908 The roast turkey is really good. 132 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:23,230 Thank you, but I don't eat anyhting that had a mother. 133 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:24,709 Oh! Okay, uhm... 134 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:27,234 Egg salad then? 135 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:30,757 Well... eggs are really a chicken abortion, aren't they? 136 00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:33,678 I mean, I support a woman's right to choose, 137 00:10:33,713 --> 00:10:36,513 ...but I don't believe anyone asked the chickens beforehand. 138 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,119 Right on! 139 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:41,399 Well, actually... since farmers don't keep roosters... 140 00:10:41,434 --> 00:10:42,964 the eggs aren't fertilized, so... 141 00:10:42,999 --> 00:10:46,599 technically you're just eating a by-product of the hen's menstrual cycle. 142 00:10:46,634 --> 00:10:50,199 Well, that's certainly appetizing! A hen period salad. That's... lovely. 143 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,473 I think I'll just stick to the 6-inch tofurkey. 144 00:10:55,508 --> 00:10:57,152 - 6-inch tofurkey. - Coming up! 145 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:01,709 Hmm... what's this? 146 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:05,881 Oh, I made a website for Trucker. And there's an online order form... 147 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:08,874 so that people just e-mail me their orders and then we have them ready at their backup time. 148 00:11:08,909 --> 00:11:09,989 That's cool! 149 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,192 Yeah, and this way Jen's online in case Fuzzy checks in, right? 150 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,479 Who's Fuzzy? 151 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:17,349 He's just an online friend. A guy. 152 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:19,712 Oh, I... hope he's a guy. 153 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,389 We agreed not to exchange any identifying information. 154 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:25,351 So, basically he could be Charles Manson with a laptop. 155 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:26,675 Bingo! 156 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:31,551 No, Fuzzy is good. His presence feels peaceful, don't you sense it? 157 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,358 Yeah, I sense something. 158 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,639 What? Maybe I do. 159 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,030 Just follow where your soul leads, Jen. 160 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:45,349 Thank you. 161 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:46,909 Bye, Trucker. 162 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,349 Bye. 163 00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:59,353 Did I say anything stupid? 164 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:05,078 Doesn't it worry you? I mean, you don't know anything about him... 165 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:07,715 or her... or even it! 166 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,510 You know, he's just somebody I can talk to. 167 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:15,072 And I know it's crazy, but... I feel really close to him. 168 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:17,879 Do you think he's your soulmate? 169 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:19,834 Would that be so bad? 170 00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:20,949 No, but... 171 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,396 ...what happens when "it" wants to meet? 172 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,910 Well, we've been e-mailing for almost a year, and it hasn't come up. 173 00:12:28,945 --> 00:12:30,034 A year?! 174 00:12:30,069 --> 00:12:32,919 Jen, what do you guys talk about if you don't talk about each other? 175 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,873 Everything else? 176 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,878 I mean, we talk about music, and books, the war in Iraq... 177 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:40,799 his dog, my cat... 178 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,838 You know, I just told him that I started working with a future famous artist. 179 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:47,873 Well, let's not get carried away. 180 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:54,192 God, it must be such a trip to look at the ocean and know you can draw it. 181 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,473 Are your parents artistic? 182 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,278 Yeah, my mom's really good. 183 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,357 So maybe you'll have a super-talented kid one day. 184 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,635 I already do. 185 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,028 I was 15. 186 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,593 I had... four younger brothers. 187 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,077 God, one of them was still in diapers. 188 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,431 There was no way my mom was gonna let me keep her. 189 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:26,558 Never met the couple, but... I spoke to the wife on the phone once. 190 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,356 She said their names were Lisa and Noah, and... 191 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,636 that they wanted to name her Julia. 192 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,356 She asked if that was okay with me. 193 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,430 I thought that was really considerate, you know? 194 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,957 She promised to stay in touch, 195 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,718 to send pictures... 196 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,364 That's nice. 197 00:13:50,399 --> 00:13:53,154 And she did, for about two years. 198 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:56,273 Then it just stopped. 199 00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:00,393 The last pictures I saw were of Julia's second birthday. 200 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,518 Just like that? 201 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,160 Nothing for... six years... 202 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,119 Then I saw this! 203 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,950 I was reading this article about gifted kids... 204 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,994 In the back they have some pictures of the art students of Santa Cruz. Look! 205 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,873 There she is. 206 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:25,150 Okay, I mean... she kinda looks like you and... she's the right age, but- 207 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,994 Jen, I'm not whacked. Okay, look, they list her name. 208 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,476 - Julia! Julia Miller! And, she's artistic. - Yeah, but- 209 00:14:31,511 --> 00:14:34,718 So I got on the Net and I looked up Millers in Santa Cruz... 210 00:14:34,753 --> 00:14:38,236 and there was a million of them, but there was only one under the name "Noah". 211 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,084 That was the husband's name. 212 00:14:40,119 --> 00:14:42,913 So, I waited until the middle of the day, and I called the number... 213 00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:45,753 and I got the voice mail, and... they were on it. 214 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,030 "This is Noah... and Julia." 215 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:50,548 Like that. 216 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,353 Jen, it's them. 217 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,559 What are you gonna do? 218 00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,799 I don't know. 219 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,194 Some days it's enough to know she's happy and healthy and... 220 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,632 other days... 221 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:21,435 So... what kind of tricks do you have in mind? 222 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,792 Well, you'll see tonight. I guarantee you won't be disappointed. 223 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:29,112 Woodstock, you know, it was just beautiful. It was perfect, you know? 224 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:32,734 It was all about peace, and free love, and music- 225 00:15:32,769 --> 00:15:35,988 And draft orgy. Drugs. Irresponsibility. Freak! 226 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:39,790 Oh, mister J... don't be a buzzkiller! Just focus on the love, huh? 227 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:54,429 Hi. 228 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:03,629 It's beautiful. 229 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:05,669 Thank you. 230 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,673 - You hungry? - Yeah. 231 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,513 Oh... no. Thank you for the rock. 232 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:45,472 Oh no, don't even think about it. My karma needs all the help it can get. 233 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,912 Thank you, Trucker. 234 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:52,280 Okay, so anyway, they do you wrong about the drugs... 235 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,923 And I wish I was alive back then! 236 00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:56,577 I mean, it's just my luck to hit my sexual peak during a time when... 237 00:16:56,612 --> 00:16:59,197 when celibacy is cool, and... the only safe sex is watching porn. 238 00:16:59,232 --> 00:17:01,845 I should've peaked 40 years ago! 239 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,234 What difference would that have made? 240 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:06,794 I mean, you still wouldn't get laid, and you'd still be watching porn. 241 00:17:06,829 --> 00:17:08,996 The only difference would be, you'd be wearing more polyester. 242 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,958 She does have a point, Priestly. 243 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,872 But, at least here you have company. 244 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,276 No one's getting much, except for... Tish. 245 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,720 - I'm excited about tonight. Oh, what time? - Eight thirty. 246 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,429 - Bye. - Bye. 247 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,478 Oh, don't even start with me! 248 00:17:29,513 --> 00:17:31,989 If men are that easy to out finesse, they deserve what they get. 249 00:17:32,024 --> 00:17:33,599 Hey, I'm easy! Don't I deserve it? 250 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,154 Well, Priestly, see, your problem is you always go after the hot chicks. 251 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,476 You know, you just gotta raise your expectations, man! 252 00:17:39,511 --> 00:17:40,554 Excuse me? 253 00:17:40,589 --> 00:17:43,877 Well, really good looking women, they're high maintainance. And without exception... 254 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,190 completely worthless between the sheets. 255 00:17:46,225 --> 00:17:47,427 Seriously? 256 00:17:47,462 --> 00:17:48,594 God's truth. 257 00:17:48,629 --> 00:17:50,392 Certainly been my experience. 258 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,153 Oh, pff... you guys are pathetic. 259 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,239 - All right. Take Tish, for example. - Right? 260 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,149 Men are so pumped to be with a body like hers, 261 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,948 that all she's gotta do is just lay back and enjoy the ride, you see? 262 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,550 That way she's never gonna develop any skills in bed. 263 00:18:02,585 --> 00:18:03,909 I second that! 264 00:18:03,944 --> 00:18:05,199 Hey, I work hard! 265 00:18:05,234 --> 00:18:08,073 Hey, don't get me wrong! Attractive women are great to look at, just... 266 00:18:08,108 --> 00:18:09,803 don't go home with the prom queen. 267 00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:13,117 - Give her the crown, she'll never go down. - I was the prom queen. 268 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,714 Well, I rest my case. 269 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,195 All right, that's it! You. And me. In the office. 270 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,038 I'll show you how I earned my crown. 271 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,109 Women! 272 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,152 They are so easy to out finesse. 273 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,188 They deserve what they get! 274 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,789 Dicks! 275 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,928 Nice! Nice! Shit! 276 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,589 Thank you. 277 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,635 Well, that was a near death experience. Thanks. 278 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:47,475 No problem. 279 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:50,639 Wow! You draw really good rocks! They're better than mine. 280 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:52,955 Wanna know why? 281 00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,069 Sure. 282 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,589 I can show you. 283 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,237 You just gotta deepen your shadows, see? 284 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:03,993 - Don't be afraid to be bold. - Wow! 285 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:08,474 Thanks! 286 00:21:08,509 --> 00:21:09,953 That's a... nice subject. 287 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:13,030 Oh... well, I hope you don't mind. I'm not a perv or anyhting... 288 00:21:13,065 --> 00:21:14,918 I just had to practice drawing children. 289 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,758 Doesn't look like you need much practice. 290 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,229 You want it? 291 00:21:21,264 --> 00:21:22,469 No. 292 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,119 Not really. 293 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,435 I'm kiddin'! 294 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,996 I'm kiddin', I'd love it. If you don't mind parting with it, of course... 295 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:33,353 - What's her name? - Julia. 296 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,872 She is another artist. You know, sometimes I feel like... 297 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:39,395 the only person left in the universe who still paints by numbers. 298 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,473 Oh, she must get all her artistic talents from her mother, then. 299 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,159 Yeah, who knows? 300 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,797 Thank you very much. It's beautiful. 301 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:53,959 She's beautiful. 302 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:58,995 Yeah, I'm... sorta partial to it, a little bit. 303 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:03,314 My name is Noah, by the way. 304 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,312 I'm... Anna. 305 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,278 Anna, pleasure to meet you. 306 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,996 Especially since we've established that you are not a perv. 307 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,669 Take care! 308 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,069 Bye. 309 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,033 Hey, what's wrong with the Cosmobile? 310 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,554 Uh, it won't start. 311 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,196 Can you hop in and see if we can get it to go? 312 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,435 Ok, try! 313 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:51,949 I got nothing. 314 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:54,708 Okay, once more. 315 00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:58,909 Cut it out, cut it out! 316 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:01,554 All right, go again. 317 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:22,758 - That was weird, right? - That was weird. - Weird. 318 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:27,909 Apron! 319 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,036 Oh, look! Fuzzy22, right on time. 320 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:36,789 Shut up! 321 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,951 Ha ha! Can't believe it, Jen. You've fallen for a cop. 322 00:23:38,986 --> 00:23:40,234 Why do you think he's a cop? 323 00:23:40,269 --> 00:23:41,799 Er, "fuzz"... what else could it be? 324 00:23:41,834 --> 00:23:43,523 I'm thinking "peach fuzz"... 325 00:23:43,558 --> 00:23:45,233 since he's probably, like, 12 or something. 326 00:23:45,268 --> 00:23:46,759 Or maybe he's got a really hairy back. 327 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,318 Maybe he's a peach farmer in Georgia. 328 00:23:49,353 --> 00:23:51,156 Oh, Jen! You don't wanna move to Georgia. 329 00:23:51,191 --> 00:23:52,598 I'm not moving anywhere. 330 00:23:52,633 --> 00:23:54,279 I bet the "22" means he's a gun freak. 331 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:55,595 Could... just be his age, you know. 332 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,911 Or... could be the number of years left until his parole hearing. 333 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,038 Yeah, or maybe the last 22 years have been really f.. fuzzy for him. 334 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:02,679 I like that one. 335 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:28,279 What can I do for you two? 336 00:24:28,314 --> 00:24:30,670 We phoned it in. Two "spicy italian" subs. 337 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:33,629 How big? 338 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,238 Ten inches... 339 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,389 Total? 340 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,073 Each, of course. 341 00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:52,395 I'm Tish. 342 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,394 Oh my God! 343 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,718 Did that work for anybody else? 344 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,235 Excuse me? 345 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:34,669 No, not you! Just... 346 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,514 Hello, excuse me! 347 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,394 Hello! 348 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:41,999 Oh, I'm sorry, I... 349 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:43,759 "Oh, I'm sorry"... yeah... 350 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:50,435 I ordered a 12-inch veggie sub. Does this look like... uh... 12 inches to you? 351 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:51,830 No, I... 352 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,955 You know how girls are not good with measurements. 353 00:25:56,990 --> 00:25:59,830 My last boyfriend told me that this WAS 12 inches. 354 00:25:59,865 --> 00:26:01,399 So, go figure! 355 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:03,715 Well... 356 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,119 Thanks. 357 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:10,839 Thank you very much. Thanks. 358 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:17,555 Thank you! 359 00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:23,709 All righty... ok... great! Thank you. I'm such an idiot! 360 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:26,914 All right, Jen, what's up? 361 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:28,628 You never strop an order. 362 00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:30,711 Yeah, what happened? Fuzzy's mother finally take his computer away? 363 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,229 No, actually, he wants to meet. 364 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,311 Don't do it, Jen. You don't know anything about him. 365 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,300 Wait a second. Why does this freak YOU out so bad? I mean, you go home with anybody who gives you lip service! 366 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,591 I talk to them first, dork! 367 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,711 Besides, I can take care of myself. 368 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,518 This is Jen we're talking about. 369 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,439 Ok, reality check, guys! I mean, this guy could live in Madagascar. 370 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,392 Yeah! Or... Schenectady. 371 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,078 He lives down near L.A. He told me. 372 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:57,157 Did you tell him you were in Santa Cruz? 373 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,314 Jesus, Jen! Tell me you didn't tell him your real name! 374 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,597 No, he only knows me as "Ladybugger". 375 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,039 So what now, Ladybugger? 376 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,038 I'm gonna think about it. 377 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,713 Tish, right? 378 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,673 Mystery Man, right? 379 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:25,669 Tadd. 380 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:27,155 Tadd. 381 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,949 Another "spicy italian" sub, Tadd? 382 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:31,954 Just one? 383 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,833 One for Brad too. 384 00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:46,509 Nice hair. 385 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,868 Thanks, "Taddly". 386 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:52,759 Well, see you around, Tish. 387 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,479 Tadd & Brad. 388 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,991 Well, isn't that... gay? 389 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,154 Guess who! 390 00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:26,554 Oh... I don't know! 391 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,559 Remember me? 392 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,518 Of course, I remember you. 393 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,392 Daddy, look who I found! 394 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:36,633 Hey there! It's Anna who draws rocks and little girls. 395 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:38,949 What are you doing here? 396 00:28:38,984 --> 00:28:40,086 Homework. 397 00:28:40,121 --> 00:28:41,154 Me too. 398 00:28:41,189 --> 00:28:42,950 I've to do Math and science... 399 00:28:42,985 --> 00:28:44,711 before I'm allowed to do any art. 400 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,831 Yeah, some mean ogre made up that rule. 401 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,390 Okay, Julia, I'm gonna look up those articles. 402 00:28:49,425 --> 00:28:50,595 Okay. 403 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:52,913 I'll be fine with Anna. 404 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,589 I'll be right back. 405 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:33,874 I'll show you something. 406 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,359 See the ears? 407 00:29:35,394 --> 00:29:37,357 Just put a little shadow in there. 408 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,715 Cool! 409 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,152 That doesn't look like Math to me. 410 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:46,634 Done. 411 00:29:46,669 --> 00:29:48,199 - Spelling? - Done. 412 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:50,599 Well, I have to check it. 413 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:51,989 Done. 414 00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,757 Dad, did you know Anna has four little brothers? 415 00:29:55,792 --> 00:29:57,070 She knows all about kids. 416 00:29:57,105 --> 00:29:58,314 - Is that right? - Yeah. 417 00:29:58,349 --> 00:30:01,114 And she works in a sandwich shop, but not full time. 418 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,469 Oh yeah? 419 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,714 Dad! 420 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,039 Am I missing something? 421 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,915 Julia has been asking me about private art lessons... 422 00:30:12,950 --> 00:30:15,270 ...and I believe she thinks she's found her tutor. 423 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:17,794 Well... 424 00:30:17,829 --> 00:30:21,515 And you could pick me up at school, so I won't have to walk home with Bradley... 425 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:23,549 Who? 426 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,479 Okay, two times a week I teach an adult education class... 427 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,154 and poor Julia has to walk home with Bradley. 428 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:33,513 And then she's forced to stay with him for 45 whole minutes until I get there. 429 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,314 You are a terrible father. 430 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,876 Huh, I gotta give her something to tell her therapist in ten years. 431 00:30:38,911 --> 00:30:40,632 Bradley picks his nose in class... 432 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,553 and makes these fart noises in his armpits. 433 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:46,276 Testosterone poisoning, actually you can't help it. 434 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,792 Anna, please, save me. 435 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:50,473 Please! 436 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:01,669 Okay. 437 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,079 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 438 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:32,297 Tadd. 439 00:31:32,332 --> 00:31:33,395 Tish. 440 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,352 So, what can I get for you tonight? 441 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,553 An order to go. 442 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:40,594 What do you want? 443 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,194 You. 444 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,959 Sorry, just living vicariously. Ignore me. 445 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,389 Well, look... 446 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,598 With men... I've never had a... 447 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,077 you know... a full on... 448 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,398 Does that work on stupid guys? 449 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:08,878 Yeah, usually. 450 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,439 You're ready to go then? 451 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,076 Huh! It's nice how he holds the door for her. 452 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:25,959 What a gentleman... 453 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,639 He's a giver, I can tell. 454 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,833 ...and I'm the only keeper. 455 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,634 Car's really nice. 456 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:44,439 Yeah, I love this car. 457 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:46,873 I love the way you look in this car. 458 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:49,635 Where is Brad tonight? 459 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,308 Sitting in the apartment, wishing he was taking you out instead. 460 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:58,317 So how do you afford such a nice car... and expensive tips? 461 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,632 Sucked out of my loaded father. 462 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:33,789 What? 463 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,592 Nothing, it's really good. 464 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,230 Nah, that sucky thing is not right. 465 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,468 That "sucky thing"? 466 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,318 That's what my dad calls it. 467 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,198 What your dad calls what? 468 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:46,993 This. 469 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,596 What? The... sucky thing? 470 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,151 Otherwise known as a turkey baste. 471 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:57,117 Well... yeah, if you wanna use its nickname... but everybody knows the real name is of course the... 472 00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,873 The sucky thing. 473 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:03,479 Speaking of sucky things, I have a meeting at six o'clock on Thursday. 474 00:34:03,514 --> 00:34:06,592 Do you think you'd be able to stay late with Julia. Maybe... get her some dinner? 475 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,318 Would I get to cook with the sucky thing? 476 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,078 Absolutely! 477 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:12,799 Then it's a deal. 478 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:23,634 So, where's the mother? 479 00:34:23,669 --> 00:34:25,273 - I don't know. - You didn't ask? 480 00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:26,709 No! 481 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,309 I mean, as far as they're concerned I'm just some college student. 482 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,318 It would be... weird, if I asked. 483 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:32,993 What if she calls or... comes over when you're there? 484 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,353 Then you dope slap the bitch for dissing you for five years. 485 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,513 Oh, look! It lives. 486 00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:41,948 Barely. 487 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,428 All right, start with this. I'll get the IV drip set up. 488 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:47,914 I'm in love. 489 00:34:47,949 --> 00:34:49,120 No, you're in heat... 490 00:34:49,155 --> 00:34:52,232 Oh, look! A man pretending to acknowledge the difference. 491 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,638 Finally found an 11, huh? 492 00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:56,788 Oh... 12! 493 00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,418 I did things with Tadd, I've never done before. 494 00:34:59,453 --> 00:35:01,716 Oh, really? Like what? Wait for the second date? 495 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,312 Well, the surf sucked. What did I miss at our staff meeting? 496 00:35:05,347 --> 00:35:08,169 Well, Tish is in love. Or lust... 497 00:35:08,204 --> 00:35:10,992 ...depending on who you're talking to. 498 00:35:11,027 --> 00:35:13,151 Really? Proud of you, angel. 499 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:17,161 Piper is digging herself deeper and deeper into the pit of deceit with the Millers... 500 00:35:17,196 --> 00:35:20,796 Good... nice to see that our old company tradition for making the worst possible decision... 501 00:35:20,831 --> 00:35:24,839 in any situation, has been passed on to the next generation of employee. 502 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,515 Priestly has gotten in touch with his feminine side. 503 00:35:27,550 --> 00:35:29,079 I love my kilt! 504 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:33,115 And I have reached a decision... on meeting Fuzzy. 505 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,029 And? 506 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,388 Well, hmm... 507 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,443 We have all the same interests, 508 00:35:41,478 --> 00:35:43,278 he makes me laugh all the time, and... 509 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,673 I tell him everything. 510 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,275 It's a no-brainer. We have to meet! 511 00:35:48,310 --> 00:35:49,394 Right on! 512 00:35:49,429 --> 00:35:50,919 And... what if "he" is a woman? 513 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,348 We'll find a way to make it work. 514 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,039 Ooh, if that happens, can I watch? 515 00:35:54,074 --> 00:35:55,235 What if he's 14? 516 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,556 Oooh, if that happens, can I... videotape? 517 00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,958 He's driving himself to the meeting point, so he's gotta be at least 16, right? 518 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,078 And that's not... that much younger. 519 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:06,839 Convicted felon? 520 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,156 Hm, he's out now, so it couldn't have been that bad. 521 00:36:09,191 --> 00:36:10,234 Paralyzed? 522 00:36:10,269 --> 00:36:12,396 If he can go with that, I sure can. 523 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,476 Ugly as a rhino's ass? 524 00:36:14,511 --> 00:36:18,116 Looks are really the least of my worries. I mean, he's a great guy. 525 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:24,356 But what if he's got, like, crazy ass hair and... and more artificial holes in his head than real ones? 526 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,398 Oh, I could never be that lucky. 527 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:29,960 Okay, so... when and where? 528 00:36:29,995 --> 00:36:32,720 Halfway, next Saturday, at a club in Morro Bay. 529 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,951 He'll be the one with the white rose on his table. 530 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:37,231 Oh, that's so romantic. 531 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,153 Trucker... 532 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,557 I was wondering if there was any way I could borrow the cosmobile... 533 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,438 I think that way I could just camp out. 534 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:47,915 - Of course. Anything for true love! - Thank you. 535 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:49,988 Well, I'm going with. 536 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:51,594 Really? 537 00:36:51,629 --> 00:36:52,669 Me too. 538 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,114 You guys are the best. 539 00:36:54,149 --> 00:36:55,309 Yeah, count me in! 540 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:56,999 FORGET IT! 541 00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:58,719 Can we get to work now? 542 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:00,315 I... I'll drive. 543 00:37:00,350 --> 00:37:01,434 No! 544 00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:02,629 I'll buy the beer. 545 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,357 Never get to do anything fun... 546 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,429 Priestly, you wanna go out on a fly errand? 547 00:37:12,464 --> 00:37:13,509 Affirmative! 548 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:14,840 But what's that we need, captain? 549 00:37:14,875 --> 00:37:16,758 Oh, we're out of tampons in the ladies' bathroom. 550 00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:20,514 Oh, look at that face! 551 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:22,873 Don't worry about it, we'll get 'em tomorrow. 552 00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,832 What, do you think I'm afraid of a box of plungers? 553 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,155 No worries, mate. 554 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,479 Come on, look at me! 555 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,638 I'm a poster boy for maturity. 556 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:36,035 All right, maybe not, but close enough. 557 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:37,473 I can do this. 558 00:37:37,508 --> 00:37:40,672 All right? I'm comfortable enough with myself to do this for you ladies. 559 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:42,474 Hey, Renaissance Man! 560 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,630 If you need help, just call me. 561 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,193 Beach City Grill. Subs by the inch. 562 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,318 Code blue. Hostile territory. Aborting mission. 563 00:38:17,353 --> 00:38:18,429 Who is this? 564 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,376 It's your Renaissance Man. I'm at the store. 565 00:38:20,411 --> 00:38:22,403 There's too many enemy tampons. I'm bailing. 566 00:38:22,438 --> 00:38:24,395 All right, stay focused. Describe the situation. 567 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,596 Initial recon appears to be bag or box? 568 00:38:26,631 --> 00:38:28,204 - Box. - Box. Roger that. 569 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,432 - All right, look around chest height. Do you see anything marked "regular"? - Okay, regular... 570 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,750 Well, here's one but it says "slender regular". 571 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:40,552 How can something be both slender and regular? Isn't that mutually exclusive? 572 00:38:40,587 --> 00:38:41,594 Priestly... 573 00:38:41,629 --> 00:38:44,678 Unless, of course they're implying that in the mysterious underworld of Femboxes slender is regular. 574 00:38:44,713 --> 00:38:45,834 Priestly. Are you done? 575 00:38:45,869 --> 00:38:47,444 - Well, what about the Super Pluses? - No! 576 00:38:47,479 --> 00:38:50,034 - Why not? They sound like better. - Don't. They're huge. 577 00:38:50,069 --> 00:38:51,678 I thought you liked huge. 578 00:38:51,713 --> 00:38:54,797 This is one area where bigger is not better. 579 00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:57,878 Yeah, well shouldn't you buy all the protection you can get? I mean... 580 00:38:57,913 --> 00:39:00,041 it says here it can handle any amount of- oh my God! 581 00:39:00,076 --> 00:39:04,478 Priestly, listen. If a woman needs an emergency... dipstick... 582 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:05,964 in the ladies room of a sandwich stop... 583 00:39:05,999 --> 00:39:07,723 - That's nasty. - She just wants something... 584 00:39:07,758 --> 00:39:10,394 that's gonna hold her over until she can get home and use one of her own, 585 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,916 based on her own style preferences and... flow requirements. 586 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:15,912 - Tish! - Yeah? 587 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:20,877 That word... flow. That's nasty. It's gross. 588 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,077 Just... buy the slender regulars. 589 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,991 Over and out! Heading back to base camp. 590 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,952 Roger that! Over and out. 591 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:36,829 Uhm... Hi! 592 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:38,469 Who was that? 593 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:40,909 Uh... Priestly. 594 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:42,349 Jason? 595 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,232 No, uh... he works here. You've seen him. 596 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:49,108 Oh, yeah... the freak! 597 00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:58,199 - Check out this dude's dress! - Nice! 598 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:12,995 What? 599 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,753 Nice breadsticks, dude! 600 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:17,229 What, these? 601 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,871 Dude, are you having a not so fresh day? 602 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,950 Think it's funny that I'm buying tampons? 603 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,069 Do you gentlemen... and I use that term loosely... 604 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:34,792 understand what this means? 605 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,474 Obviously not. 606 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,159 This mean that... 607 00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:45,317 that there's a woman with whom I'm so intimate... 608 00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:49,269 that we're both comfortable with me buying her most personal possessions. 609 00:40:49,304 --> 00:40:53,149 This means that our relationship is so solid, so trusting, 610 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,437 that I'm not embarassed doing this at all. 611 00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,438 It means, my friends, 612 00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:03,453 that instead of hanging out at a grocery store having a sausage fest with another guy 613 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:10,079 playing the skin flute, or just going a little... all day long... I'm getting laid by a beautiful lady... 614 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,119 everyday, and she takes it downtown. 615 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,717 And... everyone here knows it. 616 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,598 - No high fives, dude. Just gimme some love. - All right! 617 00:41:23,307 --> 00:41:24,702 Excellent! 618 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,115 Peace! 619 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,757 That's how she knows that I'm home... 620 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,912 and that she's been kissed. 621 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,353 Oh, I hate coming home this late... 622 00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,278 Yes, she tried to wait up for you, but... 623 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,513 - eyelids went out. - Yeah. 624 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,272 So there's a ton of lasagna in the oven. 625 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,351 I only know how to cook for a football team, and... 626 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,353 Julia only had one piece, so... the rest is up to you. 627 00:42:40,388 --> 00:42:41,509 You didn't eat? 628 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:43,274 No. 629 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,953 Was your cooking that bad? Should I... order out? 630 00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,796 My cooking is just fine, thank you very much. 631 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:52,991 I just... felt a little awkward. 632 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:54,804 Well, I think you should join me. 633 00:42:54,839 --> 00:42:59,278 I don't... want you to feel awkward, but... I haven't eaten. 634 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:02,395 Okay. 635 00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:11,032 Honestly, this is the best homecooked meal I've had... 636 00:43:11,067 --> 00:43:12,194 since we moved here. 637 00:43:12,229 --> 00:43:13,879 - So where are you from? - Pennsylvania. 638 00:43:13,914 --> 00:43:15,189 Really? 639 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:16,500 I'm from Maryland. 640 00:43:16,535 --> 00:43:17,018 Really? 641 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,353 We used to go to Maryland all the time, we lived just across the border. 642 00:43:20,388 --> 00:43:22,238 We'd go down to this great little crab shop. 643 00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:23,829 "We"? 644 00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:26,673 So there's a Mrs. Miller? 645 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,034 There used to be... 646 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:31,793 ...there's not anymore. 647 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,233 You ended up with Julia? 648 00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,156 It's... unusual, isn't it? 649 00:43:50,540 --> 00:43:52,990 Look... I'm not really comfortable talking about this, Anna. 650 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:01,669 I'm sorry. 651 00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:05,879 You know, I think I'm gonna go. 652 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,191 - Anna, look, don't go... I ju- - No. 653 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:11,719 I intruded. 654 00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,033 Anna, please! 655 00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:15,355 I really need to go. 656 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,469 Thank you. 657 00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:32,163 Come on, Priestly, it can't be that bad. 658 00:44:32,198 --> 00:44:34,271 - Yes, it can. - I can't believe you won't tell us. 659 00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:35,708 Leave it, baby. 660 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,313 Morning! 661 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,274 Hey, Truck, you'll know. What's Priestly's first name? 662 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,033 Beats me. 663 00:44:44,068 --> 00:44:46,082 Hey, but it's... gotta be on his application, right? 664 00:44:46,117 --> 00:44:48,748 Now that I think about it, I'm not sure he even filled one out. 665 00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,032 Beach City Grill, subs by the inch. 666 00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:56,428 Hi, is Anna there? 667 00:44:56,463 --> 00:44:57,953 Anna? 668 00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:01,555 Anna! Yeah! Yeah, Anna is here. 669 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:06,109 Hello? 670 00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:08,229 Hey, it's me. 671 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,395 Hi. 672 00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:13,068 Listen, I was just calling to make sure you're still babysitting tomorrow. 673 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,119 Sure I am. 674 00:45:15,154 --> 00:45:17,709 Good, I... I was afraid you wouldn't come because of last night. It's just... 675 00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:20,272 - everything with Julia's mother... - Hey, you know what? 676 00:45:20,307 --> 00:45:22,282 I shouldn't have pried. 677 00:45:22,317 --> 00:45:24,311 You know, until Julia was two... I just, you know... 678 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,032 Well, let's just say it was a really weird time. 679 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:28,514 I understand. 680 00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:30,319 Okay, great. So that's all behind us... okay? 681 00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:32,274 - Okay. - Okay, I'll... 682 00:45:32,309 --> 00:45:34,277 - see you tomorrow then. - Yeah. 683 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:45,949 Bless you! 684 00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:47,955 Thank you. 685 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:49,635 Bye. 686 00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:07,554 Okay, I've got it all worked up. 687 00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:09,955 We drive up saturday, check-in at the camp ground... 688 00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,311 and Trucker said that if we fold the seat down, there's enough room for all the three of us to sleep. 689 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:14,959 Yeah, right... 690 00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:16,752 Like you're gonna be spending the night with us... 691 00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:19,909 What? 692 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:21,589 Nothing. 693 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,877 - No way! - What?! 694 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:29,279 You're still the scarlet beady... 695 00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:33,280 So? It's not anything to be ashamed of... is it? 696 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:35,837 No, it's not. 697 00:46:35,872 --> 00:46:38,270 If I had mantained, I wouldn't be in the mess I'm in now. 698 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,788 Yeah... listen, it's, uhm, it's not really different from when you do it yourself. 699 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:44,839 It just... takes a lot longer. 700 00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:48,474 Never? 701 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,668 You guys, I'm a computer nerd daughter of a southern baptist minister from Wichita. 702 00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:54,269 I'm the worst kind of late bloomer. 703 00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,130 You've never plugged your own banjo. 704 00:46:56,165 --> 00:46:58,801 Come on! It's not like you guys do it all the time, right? 705 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,069 Yesterday morning. 706 00:47:01,104 --> 00:47:02,409 Two days ago. 707 00:47:02,444 --> 00:47:03,714 Last night. 708 00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:07,238 Don't worry! I made Bam-Bam go in the other room. 709 00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,796 Oh... and I'm the one worried about carpal tunnel. 710 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,995 Yeah. It's not carpal. It's one or two fingers. 711 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:28,999 Nothing's happening! 712 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:30,508 Keep going! 713 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,390 I don't know you guys, maybe mine's a dud! 714 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,677 KEEP GOING! 715 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:41,749 - Ow! - What? 716 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:42,954 Very intense... 717 00:47:42,989 --> 00:47:45,548 - Well, just slow it down a little bit! - Or move it to the left! 718 00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,236 This is one of those times I wish I smoked... 719 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,519 or did origami, or something... 720 00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:56,474 Come on! Tadd's waiting for me! 721 00:47:56,700 --> 00:47:59,475 Tell him to come up here and help, if he's so impatient. 722 00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,600 So, is Brad going rollerblading with you guys, too? 723 00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:08,000 Tadd says he's not one of those guys who gives up his friends when he gets a girlfriend. 724 00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,316 That's cool... I guess. 725 00:48:10,351 --> 00:48:12,601 I guess... but they're roommates. 726 00:48:12,636 --> 00:48:14,398 I mean, they see each other all the time anyway. 727 00:48:14,773 --> 00:48:18,801 Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh... oh, my God... 728 00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:22,396 Ladies and gentleman, we have lift off! 729 00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:24,949 Elvis has left the building! 730 00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:35,148 Does she look different to you? 731 00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,032 Our little girl's growing up. 732 00:48:58,520 --> 00:48:59,509 Roll off! 733 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:04,678 Baby, you are something! 734 00:49:04,713 --> 00:49:06,397 Something good, I hope. 735 00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,073 Yeah... something good. 736 00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:14,000 Hey, I got us tickets for "The Catalyst" on saturday. 737 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,231 Oh... bummer! I'm going out of town. 738 00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:17,594 Where are you going? 739 00:49:17,629 --> 00:49:19,950 Morro Bay, but just for saturday night. 740 00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:21,793 Can't you get out of it? 741 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,162 - Hm-Hm, I'm going with Jen and Piper. - Who? 742 00:49:24,197 --> 00:49:27,909 My friends from the shop... Jen's mystery man, remember? 743 00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:30,800 Yeah, right... look, can't you just tell them you got a better offer? 744 00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:32,834 But I didn't. 745 00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:35,439 Well, fuck you very much! 746 00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:38,200 I'm sorry, but there's no way I'm standing Jen up. 747 00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:40,717 Next time just ask first. 748 00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:42,154 Whatever... 749 00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:44,157 So we have to find someone else to use the third ticket. 750 00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:47,635 "We"? As in "Brad"? 751 00:49:47,670 --> 00:49:49,911 Yeah, as in "Brad". 752 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,156 Right, good. Is Brad coming on all of our dates? 753 00:49:52,191 --> 00:49:53,684 What is the fucking big deal? 754 00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:55,563 You have your friends, I have mine. 755 00:49:55,598 --> 00:49:57,357 True, but I don't bring mine everywhere I go. 756 00:49:57,392 --> 00:49:59,317 You're not one of those possessive chicks, are you? 757 00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,750 The kind that doesn't want me to have a life away from her? 758 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:03,074 - No. - Good! 759 00:50:03,109 --> 00:50:04,992 Because I'm not gonna put up with that shit. 760 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,800 Look, just... forget I said anything, okay? 761 00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,398 I don't know why, I'm being weird. 762 00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:12,556 Hey, call in sick... 763 00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,233 Spend the day with me. 764 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,758 Girl's gotta work. Besides, I don't have a rich daddy. 765 00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:21,874 Thought we could have a little fun. 766 00:50:21,909 --> 00:50:23,837 We will... tonight. 767 00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:02,595 Daddy! 768 00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:04,949 Hey, kiddo! 769 00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:07,148 - Well, you'll never guess what happened. - What? 770 00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:10,474 All the power went out at the school, so they sent everybody home. 771 00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:12,279 Now, ain't that a shame? 772 00:51:12,314 --> 00:51:13,993 - I can tell you're really broken up about it. - Yeah. 773 00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:17,913 So I figured, if you feel like, we'd go down to the boardwalk one last time... 774 00:51:17,948 --> 00:51:19,359 before they close the rides down for the winter... 775 00:51:19,394 --> 00:51:20,764 Awesome! 776 00:51:20,799 --> 00:51:24,350 And you know what? If we're lucky, we might just be able to get Anna to come with us. 777 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:28,759 Anna, please! Daddy won't take me on any spinning rides. 778 00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:32,509 'Cause Daddy doesn't do spinning rides, because spinning rides remind Daddy 779 00:51:32,544 --> 00:51:36,599 of how he used to feel after frat parties. Just... dizzy and sick. 780 00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,631 Daddy doesn't do 'em, you can't make me do 'em, it's not gonna happen. 781 00:51:42,690 --> 00:51:45,951 Woo! Rock party! I fly! 782 00:51:46,327 --> 00:51:47,549 You doing the right thing, Noah? 783 00:51:47,831 --> 00:51:48,975 Not really, no! 784 00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:11,152 - Daddy, can I go play the dart game? - Yes, you can! 785 00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:12,915 - Here's the tickets. - Thanks! 786 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,194 Watch me! 787 00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:18,709 Okay, so look... I don't... 788 00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:23,110 wanna be a walking cliché and hit on the babysitter, but... 789 00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:28,069 I want you to know that I like coming home and finding you there. 790 00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:29,834 I do. 791 00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:37,871 So... bear with me on this, because I haven't... done this in a long time, but... 792 00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:44,636 would you be interested at all in... spending more time with the entire Miller family? 793 00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:47,636 Not just Julia, but... 794 00:52:47,671 --> 00:52:49,074 with me? 795 00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:54,513 The deep sigh... 796 00:52:54,548 --> 00:52:55,715 Okay... 797 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,149 No. Nope... 798 00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:00,719 The answer is "yes". A big yes. 799 00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:02,148 Yeah? 800 00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:10,034 There's a few things I think we need to be honest about first. 801 00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:14,479 You're really a man? 802 00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,759 Only from the waist down. That doesn't bother you, does it? 803 00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:21,349 No, not at all! I like a girl that's hung. 804 00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:27,309 - Daddy! - Hey! 805 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,194 Guess what I won! 806 00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:31,196 Uh... gee, I give up. What? 807 00:53:31,231 --> 00:53:32,594 Well, I'll give you a hint. And here licks the hint! 808 00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:37,354 Fireworks! 809 00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:38,749 Pretty cool, huh? 810 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,233 I know what you mean about honesty, though. 811 00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:49,795 - You do? - Yeah. 812 00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,471 We'll talk later. 813 00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:06,915 All right, so we have chocolate, sleeping bags, food, personal items, chocolate, money, chocolate, and beer. 814 00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:09,239 Do you think we have enough chocolate? 815 00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:11,109 I'll add it. 816 00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:19,444 Oh, was that Tadd all pissed off? 817 00:54:19,479 --> 00:54:22,876 Yeah, he's turked about something as usual. He'll recover. 818 00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:27,039 Good. I was worried he was mad at me for a second. Imagine that. 819 00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:29,514 I know. You're okay. 820 00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:35,591 Hey, Jen, did you do something different with your hair? 821 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,118 No, why? 822 00:54:37,153 --> 00:54:38,799 I don't know, you just look different. 823 00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:45,752 - You told him? - No. 824 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,589 All right angels, cosmobile is ready to roll! 825 00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:50,279 THANKS, CHARLIE! 826 00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:55,794 - Greetings, everyone! - Hey, Zo! 827 00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:04,796 Take care of the temple, Truck. 828 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:11,633 I made this for your trip. 829 00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:14,349 Does that have chocolate in it? 830 00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:16,199 Sadly, no. 831 00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:20,155 This is a mixture of ground herbs, petals and pots. 832 00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:23,637 It will bring wholesomeness and protection to you on your journey. 833 00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:25,274 Thank you, Zo. 834 00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:36,718 It's not a sin, Jen. It's a celebration. Enjoy it freely. 835 00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:42,951 Now, for this to work, you have to hold each other... 836 00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:47,153 and release it into the wind blowing off the ocean. 837 00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:48,708 Okay! 838 00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:53,514 I have to run. 839 00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:55,837 I'm making lentle and tofu soup. 840 00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:57,439 Stop by if you want some. 841 00:55:57,960 --> 00:55:59,075 Hey, Zo! 842 00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:03,029 Are you vegetarian because you love animals, or because you hate plants? 843 00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,313 Oh... I do love you, Priestly. 844 00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:08,718 Hey, I'm... babysitting here by myself all weekend, I'd... 845 00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:11,432 love it if you took a shift. 846 00:57:52,419 --> 00:57:56,365 If this turns out to be the ashes of Zo's first husband, I'm gonna freak. 847 00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:21,272 I really don't think this is necessary. 848 00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:22,874 It looks better down. 849 00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:29,870 - What are you doing? - No... it needs more lift. 850 00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:31,839 It's not gonna get more lift. 851 00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:34,594 You guys, just... I just want him to see the real me. 852 00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:37,357 Oh no no! No. You never show the real you on a first date. 853 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,956 - I think you look beautiful. - Thank you. 854 00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:42,073 Different somehow. 855 00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:53,672 - So, do you know what he drives? - No. 856 00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:56,632 No, of course not. That would be too easy. 857 00:58:56,667 --> 00:58:57,994 What difference would it make? 858 00:58:58,200 --> 00:58:59,234 Lots! 859 00:58:59,269 --> 00:59:03,279 Suppose he drives some beat-up piece of shit held together by duct tape and dental floss... 860 00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:05,033 "All you need is love." 861 00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:10,318 And what if he has, like, NRA and skinhead stickers all over it? 862 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,558 Then "we can work it out". 863 00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,835 It's Beatles red show night at the Morro Bay... 864 00:59:14,870 --> 00:59:16,911 We're accepting Fab Four requests all night long. 865 00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:21,189 What if he's "The Fool on the Hill"... or "The Nowhere Man"? 866 00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,591 Tish... "Let it Be". 867 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,430 Besides, "everybody's got something to hide... 868 00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:28,756 - EXCEPT ME AND MY MONKEY"! - Stop it! 869 00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:31,399 All right, so this is what we have to do: 870 00:59:31,434 --> 00:59:33,477 We have to find a table in the back or in the corner, 871 00:59:33,512 --> 00:59:35,591 so that we can scope him or her out in advance. 872 00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:38,149 And, if he's an extra from "Road Warrior", we bolt. 873 00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:40,476 Maybe we should send Tish past him and see if he checks her out. 874 00:59:40,511 --> 00:59:42,995 If he doesn't check Tish out, he's either gay or dead. 875 00:59:43,030 --> 00:59:44,712 That's true. Nevermind. 876 01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:04,871 Okay... remember you guys: white rose. 877 01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:17,398 C'mon Alice, move your ass! 878 01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:30,709 Maybe that's him. 879 01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:33,513 So-so. 880 01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:36,316 I told you, I don't care about looks. 881 01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:41,629 Do you think that's him? 882 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,638 You want me to walk by the table and check? 883 01:00:43,673 --> 01:00:44,749 Wait. 884 01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:49,553 I'm gonna guess that's not him. 885 01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:51,233 Unless he were on a date. 886 01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:38,874 Oh my God! 887 01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:42,909 That settles it. I have got to get my DSL hooked up. 888 01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:50,758 Oh... is that a face made for sitting on or what? 889 01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:16,675 Come on, Jen... 890 01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:19,513 Please talk to us. 891 01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:24,792 Look, do you want me to... to go back down and tell Fuzzy22 that you had cold feet or...? 892 01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:25,994 No. 893 01:02:26,029 --> 01:02:29,232 Come on, why not, Jen? I mean, he came a long way to meet you... 894 01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:31,951 I don't know what you saw that we missed. 895 01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:36,438 All I saw was... just a guy looking for the girl of his dreams. 896 01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:40,154 A guy like that doesn't dream about a girl like me. 897 01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:42,032 Is this about how cute he was? 898 01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:43,837 And I thought you'd be happy. 899 01:02:43,872 --> 01:02:46,429 and not to mention, you know, pretty damn relieved. 900 01:02:46,464 --> 01:02:48,875 Besides, you said that looks don't matter. 901 01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:51,753 Yeah, that was before I knew he was Brad-fucking-Pitt! 902 01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:57,514 There's no way a guy who looks like that is gonna want me. 903 01:02:57,549 --> 01:02:58,669 That's crazy. 904 01:02:58,704 --> 01:02:59,749 Is it? 905 01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:01,479 I mean, look at Tadd. 906 01:03:01,514 --> 01:03:04,752 When he came into the shop he didn't exactly beelined me, did he? 907 01:03:04,787 --> 01:03:07,991 Okay, but Tadd is a superficial dickhead, everybody knows that. 908 01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:10,952 Everyone except Tish. Sorry. 909 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,878 I mean, girls that look like you don't understand... 910 01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:21,797 You know, I always think like... 911 01:03:21,832 --> 01:03:25,151 if I lost ten pounds, or... wear different clothes, or... 912 01:03:25,292 --> 01:03:28,496 got new boobs, that it would make a difference, but... 913 01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:30,354 I know the truth. 914 01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:32,232 I'm sorry, but that's bullshit. 915 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,956 You're the smartest person that I know. 916 01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:41,596 When I see you helping those homeless guys that no one can even look at... 917 01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:45,669 you make everyone around you happy. 918 01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:48,478 You have so much to offer. 919 01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:53,077 I mean, to say you don't just because of how you look it's just... it's just a whole bullshit. 920 01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:56,556 I didn't say I don't have a lot to offer. 921 01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:59,792 I said that people will never know because they don't see me. 922 01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:08,232 How many proms did you miss because no one asked you? 923 01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:11,639 How many times have your friends left you sitting alone at a club... 924 01:04:11,674 --> 01:04:13,398 while they went and danced with guys? 925 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:17,275 Or how many times has a customer completely ignored you to get a better look at me? 926 01:04:21,917 --> 01:04:23,760 So until that happens... 927 01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:28,359 Until you're told time and time again that your place in life is in the background... 928 01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:31,552 ...don't tell me it's bullshit. 929 01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:33,839 Because you don't know. 930 01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:49,234 All I saw tonight was a man with eyes full of hope. 931 01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:51,349 Hope... 932 01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:54,349 That would've turned to disappointment, the second he saw me. 933 01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:56,440 A forced smile... 934 01:04:56,475 --> 01:04:58,119 a polite conversation... 935 01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:02,438 God, I couldn't stand that! 936 01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:05,198 Not after all this. 937 01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:43,108 All right! 938 01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:47,109 I've been sitting by the phone, waiting, wondering... 939 01:06:47,144 --> 01:06:49,310 I demand a full report, I want all the details! 940 01:06:49,345 --> 01:06:50,469 What happened? 941 01:06:51,413 --> 01:06:54,542 Okay, look... uhm... there's a particular reason we didn't call you... 942 01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:05,389 Are you okay? 943 01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:09,034 You're shitting me? 944 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:11,989 Jen! 945 01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:15,353 Please, tell me you din't leave Fuzzy just sitting down there wondering. 946 01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:19,639 God damn it, Jen! 947 01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:21,837 I don't expect you to understand. 948 01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:24,995 No, I understand. 949 01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:30,712 I understand you wouldn't talk to him because you were terrified he was gonna judge you on the basis of your looks. 950 01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:34,632 Yet you're completely comfortable doing the exact same thing to him! 951 01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:42,039 That's unbelievable. God! 952 01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:55,834 What? 953 01:07:55,869 --> 01:07:57,353 Why are you pissed at me? 954 01:07:57,560 --> 01:07:58,788 I'm not pissed at you. 955 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:02,629 I mean, not you specifically, more as like a representative member of your gender. 956 01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:05,438 Oh, come on... look, that was really hard on Jen. 957 01:08:05,473 --> 01:08:08,712 Oh, really? Really, Tish? 'Cause I'm sure it was a picnic for Fuzzy, too. 958 01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:12,151 Why are you suddenly Fuzzy's best friend? 959 01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:14,309 Why? 960 01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:15,669 Because it's pathetic, Tish, okay? 961 01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:19,669 It's pathetic that you can't rise above all this superficial horseshit that's whirling around her. 962 01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:24,072 I mean, why is it, why is it that some people can't see a good thing when it's standing right in front of them, huh? 963 01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:26,632 And what is it that screws all that up? 964 01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:28,673 Can you tell me? 965 01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:30,678 I swear, you're like a two-year-old. 966 01:08:30,713 --> 01:08:32,791 You're more interested in the wrapping paper than what's inside. 967 01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:34,669 Wait. 968 01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:38,795 Are you talking about Jen or me? 969 01:08:39,736 --> 01:08:41,901 If there's a difference, let me know. 970 01:08:54,200 --> 01:08:55,394 Hey Jen. 971 01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:58,313 Just leave it. You've had a long day and I'll close it up. 972 01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:00,195 You sure? 973 01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:01,879 Yeah... yeah, go home and get drunk. 974 01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:04,788 Thank you. 975 01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:14,319 - I'll, hmm... I'll see you tomorrow. - Yep. 976 01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:04,629 On your back! 977 01:10:08,043 --> 01:10:09,988 Let's get these off. 978 01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:16,829 - Oh my God! - Oh, yeah! 979 01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:18,439 - No! No! NO! 980 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:21,679 What are you doing, asshole? 981 01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:24,196 Come on, Tish, it's just Brad. 982 01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:26,356 - Yeah, relax Tish, it's cool. - Get out! 983 01:10:26,391 --> 01:10:27,949 Tish, I live here. 984 01:10:27,984 --> 01:10:29,473 You know what I mean! 985 01:10:29,508 --> 01:10:32,473 Come one... what's the big deal? Haven't you ever had a threesome before? 986 01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:34,831 It's fun, we'll show you. We do it all the time. 987 01:10:34,866 --> 01:10:36,244 Oh, no! Forget it! 988 01:10:36,279 --> 01:10:38,914 Where are you going? I can't believe you're getting so fucked up about it! 989 01:10:38,949 --> 01:10:40,798 It's not like you're the most moral chick on the planet! 990 01:10:40,833 --> 01:10:41,949 What?! 991 01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:44,071 Look, one of the reasons I dug you so much is because you're obviously... 992 01:10:44,106 --> 01:10:47,397 - Experimental. - Yeah! Experimental. 993 01:10:48,120 --> 01:10:50,270 God... well, science class is over, children! 994 01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:54,193 - Oh, come on, Tish! - You know you want me. 995 01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:56,229 What's the big deal? 996 01:10:56,264 --> 01:10:57,314 Let go of me! 997 01:10:57,349 --> 01:10:58,634 - Get on the bed... - Get out of my way! Let go! 998 01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:06,789 Oh my God! 999 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,228 Now look what you did... 1000 01:11:08,263 --> 01:11:09,679 What I did?! 1001 01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:11,632 Get the fuck away from me! 1002 01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:16,279 Bye, Tish! I'll be here waiting. 1003 01:11:19,440 --> 01:11:21,078 People are stupid, they just don't think like that. 1004 01:11:21,113 --> 01:11:23,082 Okay Priestly, this time you're uber-wacked. 1005 01:11:23,117 --> 01:11:25,037 I'm just saying Cobain wasn't trying to leave this world... 1006 01:11:25,072 --> 01:11:26,553 All right? He was just tryin' to leave Courtney. 1007 01:11:26,588 --> 01:11:27,669 I buy it. 1008 01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:32,429 Oh, shit... what happened? 1009 01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:36,553 Oh... yeah, isn't it beautiful? I mean, when I klutz out, I really klutz out. 1010 01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:39,155 What did you do? 1011 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:42,959 I was... rollerblading out on West Cliff and I wasn't paying attention... 1012 01:11:42,994 --> 01:11:46,318 And I hit some ice plant and... went down. It's just... not a big deal. 1013 01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:52,199 You guys, I'm fine! 1014 01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:54,277 So, uh... who are we trashin' today? 1015 01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:55,637 Courtney Love. 1016 01:11:55,672 --> 01:11:56,755 Good, I hate her. 1017 01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:58,598 Yeah, I wish she'd hit some ice plant. GUH! 1018 01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:05,354 You know, the parenting books all say it's supposed to be easier to put kids to sleep... 1019 01:12:05,389 --> 01:12:08,040 in the winter, because it gets dark earlier. 1020 01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:10,559 I think they're lying. 1021 01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:14,111 Maybe she's just an exceptional kid. 1022 01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:18,677 Yeah... that must be it. Couldn't possibly mean that I'm a lame father. 1023 01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:24,153 Okay, Noah, here it goes. 1024 01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:27,473 I have something to tell you. 1025 01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:29,713 Something major. 1026 01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:34,712 I have something to tell you, too. 1027 01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:38,112 Something no one knows about Julia, I've... 1028 01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:40,354 never told anyone. 1029 01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:43,878 I think you should go first then. 1030 01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:47,153 I think your thing relates to my thing. 1031 01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:48,794 Okay. 1032 01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:51,034 Well, my thing is this: 1033 01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:54,271 Julia's mother lives on the East Coast... 1034 01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:58,392 and is... legally barred from seeing Julia until her 18th birthday. 1035 01:12:58,427 --> 01:12:59,469 What? 1036 01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:01,309 Why? 1037 01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:05,275 When Julia was five months old, her mother tried to kill them both. 1038 01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:08,196 She sat in the car, holding Julia... 1039 01:13:08,231 --> 01:13:10,003 with the exhaust piped in. 1040 01:13:10,038 --> 01:13:15,311 Fortunately, a neighbour who was letting his dog shit in the frontyard heard the engine, broke a window and saved them. 1041 01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:17,478 What happened then? 1042 01:13:17,513 --> 01:13:20,473 Hospital, medicine, therapy, everything. 1043 01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:24,234 Very slowly... 1044 01:13:24,269 --> 01:13:26,749 I started leaving her with Julia alone again. 1045 01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:30,315 Then, right after her third birthday, 1046 01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:32,317 I got a call at work. 1047 01:13:32,352 --> 01:13:34,829 We were toilet-training Julia... 1048 01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:36,599 and I guess... 1049 01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:39,789 she had an accident in her pants. 1050 01:13:40,440 --> 01:13:43,193 Her mother held her hand on the toilet bowl and... 1051 01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:47,232 slammed the lid down. 1052 01:13:47,440 --> 01:13:49,476 Broke two of her fingers and three bones. 1053 01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:51,758 And, so, I... 1054 01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:55,031 filed for divorce and custody. 1055 01:13:55,240 --> 01:13:56,593 Obviously, got both. 1056 01:13:58,240 --> 01:14:01,118 Then we packed up the car and moved out here to start a new life. 1057 01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:05,558 Does Julia remember any of this? 1058 01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:07,876 No, no... I dont think so. 1059 01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:10,918 I mean, she used to say: 1060 01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:15,559 "Mummy hurt me, so she doesn't live here anymore" over and over, but... 1061 01:14:15,594 --> 01:14:17,153 it soon stopped. 1062 01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:19,312 Must have been so hard... 1063 01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:23,310 Well, my responsibility as a parent is to protect my child. 1064 01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:28,118 I can accept the suicide attempt, that is post-partum depression, but... 1065 01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:31,230 everything else was a clear patten of abuse. 1066 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,115 What? 1067 01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:42,638 - Post-partum depression? - Yeah. 1068 01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:47,951 But you... have to give birth for that to happen. 1069 01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:48,740 Ah... yeah... 1070 01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:52,152 But Julia is adopted. 1071 01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:55,113 What?! She's not, why... why would you think that? 1072 01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:57,674 Yes, she is! 1073 01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:00,918 No she's not, Anna... I... I was in the delivery room at the hospital. 1074 01:15:00,953 --> 01:15:02,308 She's not adopted. 1075 01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:04,790 Jesus Christ, you look like you're gonna be sick! 1076 01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:07,952 Christ, Anna! What's wrong? 1077 01:15:08,360 --> 01:15:09,839 She's not my baby? 1078 01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:11,632 What?! No! Anna... 1079 01:15:11,667 --> 01:15:12,988 I'm not Anna! 1080 01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:15,474 I'm not anyone! 1081 01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:18,359 Anna! 1082 01:15:57,960 --> 01:15:59,234 You're ready to go, babe? 1083 01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:04,274 Hey Trucker, can I leave ten minutes early? 1084 01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:07,916 Sure, angel. Just be careful, if you go rollerblading. 1085 01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:21,636 I don't like the way that old hippie calls you "angel". 1086 01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:26,073 Look, I didn't want to make a scene in there. There's no way I'm ever going out with you again. 1087 01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:27,939 Why, because you got a little bruise? 1088 01:16:27,974 --> 01:16:29,518 You can't blame me if you're... clumsy. 1089 01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:31,039 Clumsy?! 1090 01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:35,191 This would have never happened if you and Brad hadn't tried to force me to do something I didn't want to do! 1091 01:16:35,358 --> 01:16:37,471 Forced you? Gimme a break, come on, get... 1092 01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:39,789 Get in the car! 1093 01:16:40,240 --> 01:16:42,754 Look, why don't you and Brad just admit that the girl's unnecessary... 1094 01:16:42,789 --> 01:16:44,034 and get on with it? 1095 01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:46,520 What are you talking about? 1096 01:16:46,555 --> 01:16:49,319 Are you so far in the closet you can't see the light? 1097 01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:51,958 You and Brad are hot for each other. 1098 01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:54,676 You just use the girl to pretend you're straight. 1099 01:16:58,440 --> 01:16:59,555 You listen to me! 1100 01:16:59,590 --> 01:17:00,779 I'm no fag. 1101 01:17:00,789 --> 01:17:02,911 I was captain of the football team in high school. 1102 01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:07,035 Let me guess... 1103 01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:11,750 You were a Tight End, always to afraid of becoming a Wide Receiver? 1104 01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:15,839 Why don't you just be a man and admit what you are? 1105 01:17:16,280 --> 01:17:17,998 No one cares that you're gay. 1106 01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:21,716 If you ever call me queer again, I swear- 1107 01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:28,719 You do not hit her! You piece of shit! 1108 01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:32,272 What is it with you guys? Fine, she's a waste of time anyway. 1109 01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:34,995 You okay? 1110 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,149 Hey! Shithead! 1111 01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:49,038 Why don't you try the old hippie? 1112 01:17:49,073 --> 01:17:50,114 Trucker, don't! 1113 01:17:50,149 --> 01:17:51,564 What is it with you people? 1114 01:17:51,599 --> 01:17:53,950 She's a cheap piece of ass! Who cares about her? 1115 01:17:53,985 --> 01:17:55,553 That's it, pretty boy... 1116 01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:57,358 Keep talking. 1117 01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:12,635 You listen to me, you dickless yuppie! 1118 01:18:12,670 --> 01:18:15,270 Tish is a lady and she's my friend! 1119 01:18:16,160 --> 01:18:19,357 If I ever see you around her, they'll be wanting your picture... 1120 01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:22,751 on "Unsolved Mysteries". You got it? 1121 01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:35,117 Does anyone else think that Trucker might have... some explaining do to? 1122 01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:41,588 Let's go to my pad. 1123 01:18:51,339 --> 01:18:52,569 Are you okay? 1124 01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:03,153 I don't believe it... 1125 01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:05,838 Gordon Hancock?! 1126 01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:07,679 Senior class prez... 1127 01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:10,713 Captain of the football team... No Woodstock? 1128 01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:13,355 No free love, no peace rallies? 1129 01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:15,995 Yeah, I took the free love when I could get it. I mean... 1130 01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:17,884 - No bongs? - Well... 1131 01:19:17,919 --> 01:19:19,996 - No Grateful Dead concerts? - That came later. 1132 01:19:20,031 --> 01:19:21,718 What happened? 1133 01:19:23,480 --> 01:19:25,118 Oh, pff... I got drafted. 1134 01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:27,879 I found out I was a sneaky son of a bitch... 1135 01:19:27,914 --> 01:19:31,112 good at... killing people before they even knew that I was there. 1136 01:19:31,520 --> 01:19:33,795 It's funny what you can learn about yourself. 1137 01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:35,149 Geez... 1138 01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:39,154 Did three tours... lost count of the bodies somewhere in the second... 1139 01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:45,436 So, God knows how many souls I gotta face somday... 1140 01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:47,557 So, when was Trucker born? 1141 01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:53,597 Well... when I got home, I started taking long walks at night on the beach, and... 1142 01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:56,435 met some crazy ass surfers... 1143 01:19:58,560 --> 01:20:02,235 They made me smile, you know? For the first time since I had gotten back. 1144 01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:03,959 I bought a board... 1145 01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:05,593 and changed my name. 1146 01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:11,590 But I swore that I would never... hurt another human as long as I lived. 1147 01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:26,750 I'm sorry I made you break your promise. 1148 01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:28,554 Oh, no. 1149 01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:31,949 I said I would never hurt another "human"... 1150 01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:34,957 So I'm cool with that, angel. 1151 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:37,672 But, promise me something? 1152 01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:39,109 Anything. 1153 01:20:39,320 --> 01:20:43,438 No more shitheads. You know, like, date a... a nice guy. 1154 01:20:47,480 --> 01:20:48,799 The problem is... 1155 01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:50,956 guys like that don't ask me out. 1156 01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:55,792 Well, maybe they could ask the wizard for some courage. 1157 01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:59,671 That's it, isn't it? Courage. 1158 01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:01,717 That's why you won't ask Zo out? 1159 01:21:01,960 --> 01:21:03,483 You're afraid she won't like your past. 1160 01:21:03,518 --> 01:21:05,995 She's just all about love and... and peace, and... 1161 01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:08,678 I don't think she'd accept it. 1162 01:21:08,713 --> 01:21:10,239 I wouldn't even know how to tell her. 1163 01:21:10,274 --> 01:21:12,197 I don't think you have to. 1164 01:21:14,480 --> 01:21:19,031 Zo is in your yearbook. Look... it's her. 1165 01:21:19,440 --> 01:21:22,796 Oh my God... it's really Zo! Get out of here. 1166 01:21:24,640 --> 01:21:26,915 - She's cute! - Come on, pass it back! 1167 01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:30,719 Ah... Trucker! 1168 01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:32,797 - How did I miss that? - I like! 1169 01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:39,229 Hey! 1170 01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:42,592 You can't hide forever, Anna... 1171 01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:44,953 or whatever your name is. 1172 01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:47,159 What do you want? 1173 01:21:47,960 --> 01:21:50,633 I want the truth. You owe me that much. 1174 01:21:54,120 --> 01:21:57,999 So you came out here because you saw a picture of a girl you thought might be your daughter? 1175 01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:01,435 No! 1176 01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:03,559 The pieces fit. 1177 01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:05,159 Age, looks... 1178 01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:07,399 artistic ability! 1179 01:22:09,040 --> 01:22:12,476 The mother told me that she was gonna name her Julia and that her husband's name was Noah. 1180 01:22:12,511 --> 01:22:14,676 Still, I don't see why you just didn't ask. 1181 01:22:16,280 --> 01:22:20,159 When you were vague about her past I assumed that was because you didn't want me to know that she was adopted. 1182 01:22:20,960 --> 01:22:22,871 That sounds like wishful thinking. 1183 01:22:25,160 --> 01:22:26,673 Why would you lie about your name? 1184 01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:31,318 There aren't that many Pipers running around. 1185 01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:35,354 I was afraid you'd remember my name from the adoption papers. 1186 01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:37,792 Anna is my middle name. 1187 01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:42,396 Look, I never intended on becoming part of your lives. 1188 01:22:42,431 --> 01:22:43,993 I just wanted to know that she was okay. 1189 01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:46,591 But you did, Anna. You became part of our lives, and now it just... 1190 01:22:46,626 --> 01:22:48,950 it just seems like a lie. 1191 01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:52,393 You know, I didn't want to give up my baby! 1192 01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:54,073 I was forced to! 1193 01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:57,995 I mean, what would you do if Julia was taken from you? Wouldn't you think about her every day for the rest of your life? 1194 01:22:58,030 --> 01:23:00,076 - Yeah, of course... - Then why is it any different for me? 1195 01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:03,832 I mean, why is my love for my child just a whim while yours is real? 1196 01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:06,958 Of course, you have your child, so you can afford to be judgemental. 1197 01:23:08,920 --> 01:23:11,229 All I have is the ghosts of two Julias. 1198 01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:14,555 I loved them both, and I lost them both. 1199 01:23:26,360 --> 01:23:29,193 So, you always knew about... me being in the war? 1200 01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:32,632 You were three years behind me? 1201 01:23:34,480 --> 01:23:37,278 Of course I was... crazy for you. 1202 01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:39,552 All the girls were. 1203 01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:42,556 You never paid much attention to the freshman girls. 1204 01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:45,309 Especially not nerdy, flat-chested ones. 1205 01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:49,835 You know, Trucker, no matter how much you grow up... 1206 01:23:50,840 --> 01:23:54,719 sometimes high school is right there, breathing down your neck. 1207 01:23:58,280 --> 01:24:01,556 It just blows my mind that... I was your high school fantasy. 1208 01:24:01,591 --> 01:24:02,869 It's true. 1209 01:24:05,560 --> 01:24:07,596 So, what did you fantasize about us? 1210 01:24:07,880 --> 01:24:09,836 Watching the sunset at the beach? 1211 01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:12,109 Sometimes. 1212 01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:14,516 Yeah... what else? 1213 01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:16,714 Stuff. 1214 01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:19,194 Tell me. 1215 01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:23,556 Trucker, my high school fantasy was... 1216 01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:28,918 that we were in love. 1217 01:24:29,680 --> 01:24:32,353 That... when we looked in each other's eyes 1218 01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:34,638 time would stand still... 1219 01:24:35,240 --> 01:24:38,073 and our hearts would forever beat as one. 1220 01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:50,791 I'm sorry it took so long. 1221 01:24:53,520 --> 01:24:55,033 That's okay. 1222 01:25:17,400 --> 01:25:18,389 Are you guys...? 1223 01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:19,029 Oh, ladies first. 1224 01:25:19,058 --> 01:25:19,936 Thank you. 1225 01:25:22,120 --> 01:25:23,758 - Good evening. Did you find everything all right? - Yep. 1226 01:25:33,440 --> 01:25:35,670 - Your total's $9.35. - Thanks. 1227 01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:37,672 Thank you. Have a good night. 1228 01:25:44,320 --> 01:25:45,309 - This sucks, dude! - Seriously! 1229 01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:47,549 Hey, I'm putting the stuff back. 1230 01:25:48,040 --> 01:25:49,951 Wait, wait, wait... keep the lube. 1231 01:25:53,160 --> 01:25:54,559 You people are too naive! 1232 01:25:54,840 --> 01:25:56,592 So you're saying that Chapman did pull the trigger? 1233 01:25:56,627 --> 01:25:57,788 Affirmative! 1234 01:25:57,823 --> 01:25:58,949 Order up! 1235 01:25:59,880 --> 01:26:01,039 But he was just a CIA puppet. 1236 01:26:01,074 --> 01:26:03,037 No, he was programmed, right down-the-line! 1237 01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:07,993 - No, no. The threat was over, man. By then he was just doing sappy love songs for Yoko, and... - What?! 1238 01:26:08,560 --> 01:26:10,835 No, no... Lennon was coming alive again. 1239 01:26:11,480 --> 01:26:13,755 Reagan had just taken offers, he had to be taken out. 1240 01:26:14,160 --> 01:26:17,596 Exactly! Thank you! Thanks. See? Genious! 1241 01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:24,192 - Can you hold this? - Sure. 1242 01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:27,150 - Stay close, Julia! - I will! 1243 01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:31,792 Okay, so here's the deal: 1244 01:26:32,480 --> 01:26:35,916 Julia and I took a vote, and there's a definite vacancy in the family. 1245 01:26:38,240 --> 01:26:39,832 Job is yours, if you want it. 1246 01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:42,553 - Really? - Yeah. 1247 01:26:45,600 --> 01:26:47,158 Only one ground rule: 1248 01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:49,995 Nothing but honesty from now on. 1249 01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:52,479 I swear. 1250 01:26:58,400 --> 01:26:59,515 - Noah? - Hm? 1251 01:27:00,480 --> 01:27:02,948 - That shirt's a really nasty color. - Okay, not that honest. 1252 01:27:02,983 --> 01:27:04,638 Hey, I'm just trying to get started somewhere. 1253 01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:43,749 - Hey man. - Hi. 1254 01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:46,590 - Are you hungry? - No. 1255 01:27:50,760 --> 01:27:53,274 Okay, uhm... how can I help? 1256 01:27:53,760 --> 01:27:54,954 You're pretty. 1257 01:27:57,360 --> 01:27:59,032 Oh, I don't... I don't know about that. 1258 01:28:00,480 --> 01:28:01,913 I do. 1259 01:28:04,760 --> 01:28:06,034 Well, thank you. 1260 01:28:07,240 --> 01:28:08,798 You're very pretty. 1261 01:28:10,200 --> 01:28:12,475 And you're exactly who I'd hoped you'd be... 1262 01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:19,993 Ladybugger. 1263 01:28:57,320 --> 01:28:59,038 I punk'd you, baby! 1264 01:29:02,640 --> 01:29:04,437 Gotta remember to log off your computer, Jen. 1265 01:29:06,680 --> 01:29:07,908 Can we... 1266 01:29:08,520 --> 01:29:12,274 ...can we go somewhere and talk? Face to face, for a change? 1267 01:29:13,800 --> 01:29:15,153 I'd like that. 1268 01:29:17,480 --> 01:29:19,471 Uhm... I'm Jeff Kenline, by the way. 1269 01:29:20,520 --> 01:29:22,795 It's a pleasure to meet you, Jeff Kenline. 1270 01:29:25,200 --> 01:29:26,235 - Hey, dude! - Yeah? 1271 01:29:27,440 --> 01:29:29,237 Uh... what did you get "Fuzzy22" from? 1272 01:29:30,560 --> 01:29:32,755 I got that account when I was working on my senior thesis. 1273 01:29:33,320 --> 01:29:36,118 It was on fuzzy logic and I was 22. 1274 01:29:36,800 --> 01:29:38,677 Why? Did you think I was a cop or something? 1275 01:29:38,712 --> 01:29:40,432 No, of course not! 1276 01:29:40,920 --> 01:29:43,070 That'd be stupid... a cop. 1277 01:29:52,560 --> 01:29:55,438 Who says "a cop"... I mean, honestly, "fuzzy"... 1278 01:29:55,611 --> 01:29:56,853 Did you do that? 1279 01:29:59,113 --> 01:30:00,081 Awesome! 1280 01:30:14,680 --> 01:30:17,638 So, one tuna sub... and veggie sub. 1281 01:30:23,720 --> 01:30:24,948 - Uh, about... ten minutes. - All right. 1282 01:30:30,160 --> 01:30:31,479 All right, what can I get for you? 1283 01:30:36,640 --> 01:30:38,153 Holy shit! 1284 01:30:40,280 --> 01:30:44,192 Miss Matheson, it would be my pleasure if you would agree to... 1285 01:30:44,292 --> 01:30:46,352 accompany me to dinner tonight. 1286 01:30:50,240 --> 01:30:51,309 Depends. 1287 01:30:51,600 --> 01:30:52,828 On what? 1288 01:30:53,400 --> 01:30:55,152 I wanna know your first name. 1289 01:30:55,400 --> 01:30:56,549 Yeah! 1290 01:30:58,720 --> 01:31:00,278 Come one, gimme a break! 1291 01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:03,311 I went to Banana Republic, for Christ's sake! 1292 01:31:09,909 --> 01:31:10,986 Dammit! 1293 01:31:13,684 --> 01:31:14,308 ...Boaz. 1294 01:31:16,560 --> 01:31:17,754 Can't hear you. 1295 01:31:19,640 --> 01:31:23,030 Boaz, all right? My first name is Boaz. 1296 01:31:23,280 --> 01:31:24,952 - Boaz?! - Shut up! 1297 01:31:28,720 --> 01:31:30,153 Can I tell you something, Boaz? 1298 01:31:32,600 --> 01:31:33,828 Okay. 1299 01:31:34,040 --> 01:31:36,349 This is something... I've never told anyone else. 1300 01:31:37,600 --> 01:31:38,999 Yeah, of course. 1301 01:31:40,120 --> 01:31:41,348 Tish... 1302 01:31:42,480 --> 01:31:44,471 is short for "Platisha". 1303 01:31:45,960 --> 01:31:47,456 Platisha? 1304 01:31:47,491 --> 01:31:48,953 Platisha. 1305 01:31:53,870 --> 01:31:54,580 That's good. 1306 01:31:58,480 --> 01:32:01,233 Oh, there's something I should mention, uh... Platisha. 1307 01:32:01,600 --> 01:32:03,238 And what's that, Boaz? 1308 01:32:03,760 --> 01:32:07,230 Well... see, with women... there's never... I mean, I've never... 1309 01:32:08,560 --> 01:32:10,198 Don't try it. 1310 01:32:20,600 --> 01:32:21,794 Is that a "yes"? 1311 01:32:22,440 --> 01:32:24,192 Yes, Boaz! 1312 01:32:58,480 --> 01:32:59,879 Dad! 1313 01:33:03,400 --> 01:33:08,793 - We asked you here today... - It's all right. - ... in this most sacred and beautiful of places... 1314 01:33:09,760 --> 01:33:12,957 to witness our dedication to each other. 1315 01:33:14,680 --> 01:33:17,399 We start our new lives as we started the last... 1316 01:33:17,640 --> 01:33:19,870 Naked and needing... 1317 01:33:20,400 --> 01:33:23,631 dependent on those we love to care for us. 1318 01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:29,917 - Hell yeah! - Congratulations! - Rock on, man! 1319 01:33:30,000 --> 01:33:33,053 93449

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