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Previously on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...

You and your bestie
will design

showstopping looks
inspired by a mashup

of two red carpet moments.

Briar Blush.

You look like a WWE wrestler.

Discord Addams.

You came out looking like
Cher, but walking like Sonny.

Kenya Pleaser.

I didn't really know

who this was looking at you.

Vita VonTesse Starr.

Gorgeous.

Unbelievable.

I mean, that cape.

Condragulations,
you're the winner

of this week's challenge.

Kenya Pleaser,
shantay, you stay.

Briar Blush, sashay away.

Why are you recording me?

Oh, my fucking God.

Girl, I just sent Briar Blush
home, and I'm gagging.

What a day.

I'm faint, and I'm gagged.

There's moments of Briar
that I will be missing.

I do think she means well.

I do think she's misunderstood.

But Kenya got ya, girl.

Actually, I changed my mind.

Keep recording me.

PS, I like you guys.

To see Briar leave now
feels like a wake-up call

that confidence
and chutzpah are really

only going to take you so far.

In the middle of judging,
her passing out was insane.

I've made my decision.

The bestie
who wore it best is...

Going down.

Medic!
Quick sticks back there!

Come on.

- Just breathe.
- Did I fall?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just breathe.

Oh, my God,

Do you think she saw
the writing on the wall

and kind of knew
her fate and got--

it got--it caught up to her?

Going up there and getting
negative critiques,

I can only imagine what was
going through her mind,

through her body,
through everything

while that was happening.

But she's also
the kind of person that is

a tough cookie to crack.

We're getting
to the point where,

like, it's wearing you down.

It didn't seem fake to me.

If it is, I don't know.

Maybe I'm very gullible.
I don't know.

Please don't scam me.

But thank God that
I was able to show the judges

how good of a performer I am.

Being in this position
is heart-wrenching.

But when the Pleaser effect
comes into motion, bitch,

it's over.

I would like to think the girls
are, ooh, she's sickening.

I'm scared to go against her.

But girl, I don't think
I really shook anybody.

I have to pull myself up
from these bootstraps,

undoubtedly,
to build myself back up

from my bottom place.

Ugh.

Congratulations to Vita!

To be on the bottom
last week and to now

be victorious and win
this week,

I feel fucking good.

Vita is quiet, but that
bitch is a silent killer.

She's holding her cards
really close.

And she's more than
just a design girl.

That bitch, she--
she has layers to her.

We did have some
unexpected bottom placements.

You were a little cracked.

What were you thinking?

I--I'm gagged, honestly.

What was confusing to me
was the judges going,

we love your outfit,
but we hate your walk.

And then Ru going,
I love your walk,

but you weren't selling
the outfit.

So it's like,
well, what was it?

Who the fuck knows?

Miss Discord is
plucked boots, bitch.

Apparently black, chunky,
ugly-ass boots.

I was a little sour.

I really thought I had it.

I thought I had
a better presentation

and a better garment.

Ru told Athena
that she wore it best,

but she saw it from afar.

I wouldn't necessarily say
who had the better outfit.

I was just basing on what
you would wear personally.

And I would wear Athena's.

- I would wear Athena's too.
- OK.

Girl.

An asymmetric gown?

I think Darlene's has
a more couture element to it,

whereas I think this one
is a pretty [bleep] gown.

Ooh!

Oh, it's not a pretty
[bleep] gown.

Where would you get
a [bleep] gown like this,

where the bottom is
hemmed and lined?

You know what?
I think you did better.

Athena's mind is imploding
like the Death Star.

Like, we found the target.

And it's just--pff!

But she's so easy to piss off.

It's actually kind of fun.

Before we all pass out
like Briar,

what if we get our makeup off?

Discord is
feeling spicy still.

Ya think?

This is a pressure
cooker for sure.

And true feelings do come out.

Get this drag off my body.

I'm starting to wonder,
like, are any of us

really friends here
when it comes down to it?

It's all fun and games until
you're put against each other.

Then what?

And honestly,
all's fair in love and war.

And Mandy still won
that lip sync!

And I still stand--

I still stand.

That Mandy still won
that lip sync.

Still won that lip sync.

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♪ May the best drag queen win,
best drag queen win ♪

Good morning!

Yes!

It's a new day
in the Werk Room.

I have to do
something different.

So you know what?

I put on some color.

Uh, Discord,
you're looking extra bright

and chipper this morning.

- Look at you in yellow!
- Yes.

Being in the bottom
really broke Discord.

I think having my
interestingly bottom placement

that was not called for

lit a little fire
in my personality.

I'm turning over a new leaf.

I'm gonna be
in the top this week.

I'm gonna be bright
and shiny and talkative.

But sometimes when
you turn over a new leaf,

isn't it the same leaf?

- The same leaf.
- Yeah.

Discord wearing color?

It's like when Wednesday
Addams tries to smile.

Last week,
we all got critiqued,

so some of us were
safe bottoms.

Some of us were safe tops.

Listen, safe bottom is
very responsible.

OK?
Not too much on safe bottoms.

As cozy as safe is,
hopefully we can, I don't know,

shine a little
brighter this week.

I'm not gonna
squabble this opportunity.

I'm not gonna squabble
this opportunity!

Can't squabble
this opportunity.

Bitch, I went to school
in Florida,

and I still know
what squabble means.

Squabble meets to fight.

I mean, but it makes sense,

'cause Florida hoes
be fighting, OK?

Oh, my God, girl.

Ooh, girl!

She done already
done had herses.

- Oh.
- Whoo, whoo, whoo!

Ru Rule number 17.

Ooh.

If you can't judge yourself,

how in the hell you gonna
judge somebody else?

Girl.

Hello, hello, hello.

Hey, Mama Ru.

Good morning, queens!

all: Good morning.

It is Judgment Day.

But this week,
queens are doing it to whom?

Each other.

What do you mean?

Get ready for
the Rate-A-Queen Talent Show.

Oh, my God.

- Part one.
- Part one?

One?

What the fuck?

This week, half of you
will take the stage

to perform a showstopping
talent number,

and the other half will watch
and rate the performances.

The Rate-A-Queen results
will determine the tops

and bottoms of the week.

Gagged.

- Wow.
- Oh,

Yay.

Rate-A-Queen.

I have a suspicion that
in a cast like this,

where so many people
are coming in

with pre-existing
relationships,

that is going to have to affect
the way that people are voting.

The top two queens will
lip sync for the win.

Ooh.

And the bottom queen
will lip sync for her life

against next week's bottom

from the Rate-A-Queen
Talent Show,

part two.

Now, I'll let you all decide
who performs which week

and the performance order.

- Whoa!
- Why are you doing this?

My power!

Jeez.

Rate-A-Queen is back.

But I have a strategy.

And as long as
we can stick to it,

I think everything will be OK.

Vita VonTesse, as last week's
Maxi Challenge winner,

you get to pick which week
you'd like to perform.

- Ooh!
- Ooh, girl.

Now, listen, you all
have a lot to figure out.

- Yeah.
- You're telling us.

So don't fuck it up.

Whoo!

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best
drag queen win.

Y'all wanted a twist, eh?

I am fully expecting
that there are going to be

a lot of whispers
around the room.

A lot of I've got you,
you've got me.

I'm expecting this
to get messy.

You all are about to be
some shady bitches.

Talent show, ladies!

Girl.

This is some crazy shit.

Rate-A-fucking-Queen, girl.

This week's challenge
is the talent show,

but it's not just
your average talent show.

We're doing Rate-A-Queen.

Why are we rating a queen
in the middle of the season?

That don't make no sense.

We know each other.

There's friendships.

There's lovers.

I don't know.

There's barbecues.

Bitch, I don't know.

- I hate Rate-A-Queen.
- OK.

I just didn't come here
to be judged by y'all.

No shade.

- It's true.
- It's like,

I came here to have
RuPaul and the judges,

like, tell me what's going on.
- Right.

Not my competitors.

Rate-A-Queen is hard,
because you know,

do we play it realistic?

Do we do a little
strategy with it?

Like, Jane, you've been
in the top every week.

Like...

Wouldn't it be convenient
to put you lower in the rank?

I feel like nobody's gonna
say this to my face,

but I do feel like,
if there is an opportunity

to rank me lower,
I think that there are

definitely people
in here who will

take the opportunity to do so.

I would never do that.

- Sister!
- Sister.

I planned to be judged
by RuPaul,

but now I am going to be
judged by a bunch of bitches

from Florida who can't read.

So we're kind of--

I'm feeling a little thrown.

What do we think is gonna be
going on in the room?

I feel like the dancers
in the room--Juicy,

I'm assuming she'll do
something with her, like,

dancing and stunts.
- Yeah.

Mia?

Mia is just
choreography down.

What about you?

Um, I'm reading a poem.

OK.

I was like, OK, we're gonna,

like, trauma dump a little bit.

Fun.

Right, everybody loves
a trauma dump.

- Trauma bonding!
- Yeah!

Ciara doing a poem for her
talent show is very ballsy.

She's such a creator.

She sees things
outside of the box.

Like, she is a threat.

You're doing, what?

I am referencing
a performance

that I do out
in the real world.

So I'm doing a little
storytelling number.

It's this little
viral moment that I had,

and I'm kind of
repackaging it and doing--

I think I know exactly
which one it is.

- Oh, you do?
- And I can't wait to see it.

I know Nini from this video
that went viral

on the internet,
where she was a praying mantis.

It was really crazy.

It got, like, 4 million views.

Like, I always wanted
to see it live.

So if it's what
I'm thinking it is...

OK, OK, maybe, maybe, maybe.

Then I'm really
looking forward to it.

Do we feel like
doing something

that everybody's already seen
counts against her?

Don't you want to show
something new?

Right.

What else do you do
besides bugs?

I am doing a little 1, 2...

OK.

Dance from an original song.

Mm-hmm.

I'm thinking week one.

- OK.
- Work.

Thinking.

Baby, I'd rather perform
this week.

Let's go ahead
and snatch the Band-Aid off.

It's a lot of nerves
in me right now,

so let's just go ahead
and get this over with.

You're doing flag for yours?

Yeah, so I'm doing,
like, an original,

but it's like a bed.

I start off from a spoken word,
then I go into a book,

then I do other things.

Bitch, I'm trying
to do everything

in the kitchen sink, bitch.

'Cause I am dancing, bitch.

I have to be compared
to her fucking dancing?

And then you, I have to be
compared to your dancing?

It kind of boils down to,
who do you want to judge you,

and who do you want
to be in a group with?

I'm coming out of not
being chosen at all

for the Q girl group challenge.

Well, shit.

Now these bitches
that didn't choose me,

that don't see it for me
as a performer, as a dancer

or whatever it is,
now they're gonna judge me

and possibly be
the reason I go home?

I would like to be, you know,
separate from Juicy.

Yeah, yeah.

So where does that put me
as your sister?

Like, should me and Juicy
be in the same week?

If we're on opposite teams,

then you're gonna get
one and two.

I wish there was
another one of me,

so we could balance it out.

But it wouldn't make sense
for all three of us

to be on the same team.
- Hell no.

As we all know, bitch, I was
just in the fucking bottom.

I have no other choice
but to put some numbers

on the board, girl.

Like, I need something
to get me,

to dig me out the bottom.

I'll be willing to vote
whatever you vote.

So then she could be
the other me.

And then, obviously--

I'll put them
one and two, bitch.

If y'all really agree,
because if I find out

the rate a shit,
I'ma fight y'all hoes.

This is gonna come out
eventually.

You think I'm gonna lie
to your face?

I would never lie to you
about that, bitch.

You know, I got you, bitch.

My girls come first.

- OK, OK, OK.
- 100%.

- Well, then I--then, yeah.
- Juicy?

- Juicy?
- Yeah?

Could you come here, please?

Honey, strategy better be
at the top of everyone's list.

I don't care if,
ooh, I want to play fair,

I want to compete
against the best.

Girl, shut up.

Play the motherfucking game.

If you want to go this week,
if I go this week as well--

And then me and Kenya
could be in week two

and put y'all two
in our top two spots.

Perfect.

And you can put us
in your top two spots.

When it comes
to Rate-A-Queen,

it feels like all bets are off.

Can I borrow you two?

Yes, I will be back.

Immediately, I'm thinking,
OK, is there an opportunity

for an alliance potentially?

So I'm thinking,
perhaps, there could be

a GLAM! alliance,
a little strategic maneuver.

'Cause all of us
are still here.

Yes, we are the only group
that still has everybody here.

This is true.

And I love all of us.

Me too.

I mean, I don't mind that.

I don't mind that,
but Athena, then GLAM!?

Sure.

If you're cool
with that, cool.

So...

The ponytail getting tight?

Girl, my ponytail is
getting tight, honey.

Girl, my little
ballerina bun, bitch,

is getting real tight
over here, girl.

Well, I would say,
girl, I have--

I'll say, girl,
I can definitely promise you

a top placement as well
in the top half.

Bitch.
- Are there two?

Meow.

- Bitch. Y'all.
- This is stressful.

Nini? Mikey?

I'm being requested.

- Mm-hmm.
- Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Interesting.

So GLAM! is the only
Q-Pop group

that still has everyone here.

That's so fierce.

So--well,
and it feels correct.

So I was thinking
a GLAM! alliance.

Oh, my God.

Because if we split ourselves
up in the two weeks,

we can support each other
for top placements each week.

Oh, my God,
we have the numbers.

We do have the numbers.

We have five divas.

I wasn't even really thinking
about voting with alliances.

It kind of reminded me,
oh, yeah,

there's a bunch of other people
playing different games.

So maybe I do need
to vote with GLAM! pact.

We're the only
Q-Pop group that has

all of their divas still here.

Is that a good
thing or a bad thing?

- That's a good thing.
- That's a great thing.

- Because--
- Well--yeah?

If we split ourselves
three and two--

Oh.

Then we have an alliance.

Oh, oh! Oh, my God, yes.

We thought this game
was checkers, baby.

This is chess.
- 3D chess.

3D chess.

Most of y'all are
dumb-ass hoes

and don't know how
to play chess, so listen.

We're gonna swing the vote
for our GLAM! sisters.

We're gonna try.

I'm gonna try my best,
'cause I've already made--

What other promises
have you made?

Are you gonna stay loyal?

Sister?

I am.

Where are your
alliances falling?

Where are your
alliances falling?

Stop it, bitch!

You fucking cunt! Ah!

We're trying to figure out how
we're gonna keep GLAM! here

as long as possible.

OK, we'll talk.

But I'm also hoping I can
trust the Dions with my fate.

- Stakes are high.
- High.

Bitch, it is getting--girl,
the stakes are so high,

I saw a cow walk by, bitch.

Moo, we got cows.

Moo.

I'm like, girl, it is too much.

I want to get some tea, girl.

I kind of start
to take notice if there's

other whispers happening,
and then at that point,

I'm like, OK, game on.

I need to figure out
what everybody else's

general direction is,
because I'm, like,

less concerned
of who's on my week

and more about who's watching
and understands my POV.

You're thinking week two.

Yeah.

Athena is also talking
about week two.

Then I am very comfortable
with going today.

And I feel like
you'll be fine,

and we can make sure
you're fine.

Love that.

I'm a little nervous that
maybe the other girls won't

necessarily see my act
as a talent,

but I already know
that I want week one,

because I kind of get
the feeling

that I might be taken care of.

I do want to judge fairly,
but I'm also at a point

where I do feel the,
like, shark fins

in the water around me a bit.

As we're getting
further along,

there are starting to be some,
like, personality shifts,

you know what I mean?
- Yeah.

Or some temperatures
being turned up.

Yeah.

So I haven't spoken to you.

Yeah.

Sorry.
I'm coming in a little hot.

I was like, OK.

Speaking of the temperature
being turned up.

Everyone's playing their game.

Sure.

- All right, I was like, yeah.
- What are you doing?

Yeah, I was like,
OK, I just got swatted.

I'll leave.

Like, this is--this is crazy.

Talk to me.

What's the tea?

What are the birdies saying?
- I don't know.

There's a lot of talk,
a lot of people making deals.

Obviously, you're my priority,
and I want you in the top.

I'm not being shy
about anything.

I think it's no secret
that, like, I'm gonna put you

in the number one spot.

And if somebody has a problem
afterwards and say,

well, you didn't play fair,
I'm gonna look at them

straight in the eye and say,
"Did you really think

"I was gonna put
my daughter less

because you did
'a better job'?"

That's where I stand,
and I'm pretty fine with that.

Agreed, agreed.

We are the most hated
girls in Miami.

There goes congeniality.

All right, let's figure
this out, ladies.

We're all headed to
the couch to duke it out,

to figure out who's
performing on week one,

who's performing on week two,

and I can see
the wheels turning.

People are thinking about
who's performing in week two

that'll vote for me
in week one.

And I'm not gonna lie,
I'm thinking the same thing.

What do we think is
the fairest way to do this?

Should we each say which week
we prefer and go from there?

I think it'll be best
to raise hands,

so we can all get
a visual of who

prefers to go with which week.

OK.

Week one preference divas.

The GLAM! group
talked to each other,

and we're like, well,
let's help each other out.

But that is a lot of
people for an alliance.

So as soon as I see
all the dancers in one group,

I go, hell no.

I'll go--I can go week two.

So we have Nini, Vita, Mia,
Juicy, Darlene, and Ciara

all want to go week one.

- How many is that?
- Six.

- That's six.
- OK, let's go with that.

- All right.
- Boom.

- Boom.
- Love.

Let's go with that.

Are--OK.

Nini is thinking about it.

- Yeah, I'm on the fence.
- Yeah.

I'm torn between going
in week one or week two,

because I'm really nervous,

and I just want
to get it over with.

But at the same time,

I might have a better
chance to win

if I go week two,
because I won't be

fighting all the dancing divas.

I know that's not the lane
that I'm trying to be in,

but I'm not sure if
I can compete with that.

Nini--Nini, are you
comfortable with that?

I think so.

Are you on the fence,
or how are you feeling?

Yeah, I could go--

I could go either way.

I'm just--

- Yeah.
- Let's go with it.

Wait, I'll go week two.

Nini, I swear to fucking God,
I just sat here

and fucking asked you
what week you wanted to go.

What's the big deal?

Fuck.
I did not mean to yell.

Girl, I'm trying
to help you out.

Bitch, you're worried about
me not voting for you.

How I'ma vote for you, bitch,
if you're on the same week?

Like, America,
does that make sense?

So--so what are you doing?
- Nini, you can go week two.

I think in the lineup,
I think that is good.

That means there's
three GLAM! sisters

in week two and two
GLAM! sisters in week one.

My odds seem pretty good
with that alliance.

We'll give you
a second to decide.

- OK.
- Oh, my God.

I can't tell if this is
a strategy thing.

Like, is Nini crunching
the numbers in real time?

Does she just not know what
the fuck she wants to do?

Is she nervous about going
in the same week as somebody?

Does she have an
alliance with somebody?

I don't know what the fuck
Nini's doing.

Nini, you could leave.

Not Nini go home.

I was kind of
settling on week two

so that I could vote for GLAM!

But I'm starting to feel
like not everybody's

on the same page
about this GLAM! pact,

and I just have to look out
for myself.

I think I would rather
get it over with.

Let's go week one.

OK.

Well, we have officially--

RuPaul, are you listening?

Week one talent show:

Nini, Vita, Juicy, Mia,
Ciara, and Darlene Mitchell.

OK.

Week two of our talent show:

Discord, Jane, Kenya,
Myki Meeks, and Athena.

Sisters, how we feeling?

- Good.
- Feeling good.

- Hey!
- We have a talent show, y'all.

I can't wait to Rate-A-Queen.

The shadiness.

Now that it's
already decided,

I'm second guessing if
I made the right choice,

but the decision
has been made.

We're gonna suffer
the consequences.

Let's get ready to rumble.

Let's get ready to rumble
for the season 18

talent show extravaganza.

How do y'all feel
that the talent show

is happening so much
later in the competition?

It's a gag. Gagged.

I think it's fun.

I think it raises the stakes
a little bit.

We also all know each other
a bit more already.

Like, it's not exactly
a first impression.

Is anybody's talent
completely different than

what they've been showing us?

I feel like Ciara, you--
this is the first time

you're getting, like,
more dramatic, right?

Yeah.

Mine is pretty serious.

OK.

The poem that
I wrote for my talent

is personal,
and it's vulnerable and raw.

And it's a scary thing
to share this piece of me

with my sisters that maybe
I haven't opened up about yet.

This is something
that is really real and raw

and important, and so I want
to share that today.

I think Megami had
the same thought.

- Oh.
- You're right.

But she had an unseamed flag

and not an original lyric
in sight.

So.
- Oh.

Protect queer art.

It feels like a risk
that I probably

would not take, personally.

I come from a drag family

where the talent show is
very triggering.

I have residual trauma around

trying to do something
unexpected for the talent show.

I don't know that
Ciara is the person

I think can pull this off.

How are you feeling?
It's going--

- I'm good.
- You're going first.

I wanted--week one, I kind
of just wanted to get--

- Get it over with.
- Get her done.

I can relate to that a lot.

But, like, based on,
like, the chatter,

you were, like,
wanting week two.

Right?

Well, luckily,

you, Juicy, and Mia
are on team one.

Right.

- So hopefully...
- Yeah.

Y'all love me enough
to place me somewhere

in the upper crust
of the competition.

You know what I mean?

Because, between you and me,
that's what I'm gonna do.

You know,
it's a competition,

and it's already not fair
that we're gonna be

judged by the other girls.

I don't think that's fair.

So hey, you got to play
the game how you play it.

I think a lot of--a lot
of the energy that has been

lurking under the surface
is gonna come to life.

Well, it is the name
of the game, girl.

That's what it is, girl.

I am having second thoughts
about performing in week one,

because my decision was based
off of taking care of Athena.

I have to go against Juicy,

and Nini's in
my group as well,

and that bitch is
fierce competition.

Girls, this talent show is
about to be fierce, bitch.

- Everybody break a lash.
- Yeah.

Break a lash,
tighten those tufts,

and get ready.

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

Ooh!

And got the one thigh.

♪ And what ♪

Welcome to the main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

She's been playing Rate-A-Queen

for 15 seasons.

It's Michelle Visage.

And you know what?

I ain't been wrong yet.

Well.

The hilarious Ross Mathews.

Now, Ross, have you
ever been rated?

Well, I recently got
two thumbs up... my butt.

And our extra special
guest judge,

international pop sensation
Zara Larsson.

Ru, I got one thing
to say to you.

Literally translated
from Swedish,

"Don't shit
in the blue cupboard,"

which, of course means,
don't fuck it up.

Ah, I love it.

I wish you would have told me
about five minutes ago.

Don't check the blue cupboard.

This week,
we put the queens in charge

for the Rate-A-Queen
talent show part one.

And tonight on the runway,
category is, Not Today Satin.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best
drag queen win.

♪ Runway, runway ♪

Category is, Not Today Satin.

Up first, Ciara Myst.

Ah, Rosemary's Baby
is all grown up.

I guess she has her father's
horns and her mother's hooves.

We're not just
wearing satin.

We are Satan.

For any of you seamstresses
out there, satin,

we know she's a bitch.

So this dress, she was
a demon from hell to make.

I'm always giving
a little bit of fashion

with a little bit of horror.

Get into,
The Devil Wears Ciara.

Never trust a girl
who wears cloven hooves.

Up next, Juicy Love Dion.

I'm in the mood for roughage.

How's your head? Of lettuce.

For this runway look,
my designer and I

have decided to take satin
into this gorgeous

carnivorous plant.

I'm just showing the judges
every angle

of this perfect outfit.

It's very structured,
very tall,

a little difficult to walk in.

But guess what.

I look fucking incredible.

Feed me, Seymour.

Uh, Venus,
your flytrap is open.

Nini Coco.

Ooh, I'm seeing stars.

I wonder if she's ever
helped a lost seaman.

Oh, a few.

Oh, lots.

Satin is a material
that I hate working with.

So this is a commission
from another

drag artist that I love.

It's my first time
wearing a look

created by somebody else,

and they brought
the vision to life 100%.

My drag has always felt
high femme,

alien creature-esque vibe.

But this time,
I feel exceptionally

out of this world, bitch.

Word on the street is

Nini gives good coral.

Vita VonTesse.

She earned everything.

You heard of
the Emerald City?

Uh-huh.

Well them some
emerald titties.

Yes. Thank you very much.

I am gliding down
this runway

as gracefully as I know how,

as if I am floating on air.

Full, glamorous, head to toe
look in emerald green

Mikado satin, gold jewels
draped across my bosom,

emerald green eleganza.

I didn't know we had
a Golden Glove winner here.

Make it a double.

I always do.

Darlene Mitchell.

Hope she's bringing
a casserole.

Ruched for his pleasure.

This is a major departure
in terms of what is

my usual drag aesthetic.

I can't help but
to tear this skirt off...

This is Cinderella
after she got to the ball.

And in true Darlene fashion,

reveal this cute little
satin party dress.

I've taken the critique
about the shoes,

and I upgraded or downgraded.

But they are satin, so I
feel like they fit the brief.

She didn't lose
her glass slipper.

She lost her virginity.

Ooh!

Mama said
you're gonna be a star,

a Mia Starr.

Oh, Bo, you didn't.

Ooh, Christmas came early,
all over her tits.

This look to me
is very special

because my drag mother
made this.

And I'm just so happy
that I'm able to bring

a piece of her with me
along this journey.

I am wearing the finest
red satin, tit to ankle.

I am the treetop
on that Christmas tree, baby,

the biggest bow, bow tie pasta!

What I love about Mia,
she's really present.

Myki Meeks.

I think her ribbon
is slightly erect.

Myki Meeks stars in
The Lady Wore Satin.

I am wrapped with this
icy blue satin ribbon.

I'm giving over
the top glamour.

This is one of my
favorite outfits.

I'm selling it like it is
the ultimate showstopper.

The leather and satin.

Is that what you call
Michelle and I?

- Uh-huh.
- It's Leather and Satin.

Yeah.
You're the leather, obviously.

No, actually,
Michelle is the leather.

Oh, darn it.

Athena Dion.

Two words, think pink.

I'm giving an homage

to one of my favorite
movies of all time,

"To Wong Fu,"
Chi-chi Rodriguez.

I've got my pink
satin turban on.

My look is completely
made of satin,

and I can't say the same
for some of the other

girls on the runway.

Tell me this pink
isn't the most shocking

color you've ever seen.

And the rhinestone placement?

Chef's kiss, honey.

I finished with the bedroom.

Now let me get to the kitchen.

Yes.

The question remains,
Kenya Pleaser?

Terra cotta's terra hotta.

They're not satin
pillows, Mother.

They're called breasts.

I'm feeling
my island girl vibe,

ready for a vacation.

I'm feeling really satiny.

But most of all, bitch,
I'm feeling grateful.

The designer was not able
to give me my outfit on time.

I did not have anything.

So Jane gave me
this oversized coat

that just so happened
to be made completely

out of satin that can fit me.

And, girl, I sewed it up

and made it into
this dress, honey.

It is giving me a little
Thanksgiving realness.

But, Jane, thank you so much.

You saved my life, bitch.

Well, she's definitely
an autumn.

Up next, Jane Don't.

Oh, she's a dirty birdie.

Take that, Bjork.

I'm walking down
the runway,

giving very woman with a bird
on her vibes.

I've had this bird
for a few years.

Her name is Denise.

She's a wife,
a mother, and she's

looking to get back out there.

This look is very Jane
fashiony and grandiose

and also kind of silly.

That's gonna be
delicious tonight.

Mm-hmm.

You know, fry me up some

and put some of that
hot honey on it.

Discord Addams.

Ooh, she's so extra, extra.

You know her favorite
section of the paper?

What is it?

The hoe-bituaries.

I wanted to look like I just

rolled out of a dumpster,

covered in every single
satin dress

that's ever been thrown away.

I have custom-printed satin
newspaper hit against my chest

like the wind has just
smacked it against me.

I am strutting down
the runway.

And as I make my
way back, the train

is now my own personal runway.

Why don't you come over here
and bury the lede?

Welcome to part one of
the Rate-A-Queen Talent Show.

First up,
she's poetry in motion.

It's Ciara Myst.

I hate myself today,

this nothing I've become.

This hard, yet weak,
this cold, this bleak,

this nothing I've become.

It hurts to rearrange,

endure the growing pains
of change.

I ask myself, could I be more
than this nothing I've become?

My mind goes blank.

Bones break.

Turn to liquid, unformed.

Will I survive to be revived
so I might be reformed

as someone happy,
someone kind,

someone who I recognize?

Spark is built upon the shards
of their life reclaimed.

And suddenly
it comes flooding back,

the light I once knew.

Remembering how to smile,

I feel its warmth

as I break through, reborn.

Hey!

And for the first time
in a long time,

I know who I am.

This power, this joy,

this strength, this love,

this beauty I've become.

- Whoo!
- Severe.

That was intense.

It was a very
beautiful performance.

But I don't know if
I fully got the message.

The poem was like
full Sigourney Weaver

"Alien" situation,
but about hating yourself.

OK.

Up next, ready player one.

It's Juicy Love Dion.

Wait, what does
this button do?

The Juicy experience
is loading in 3, 2, 1.

♪ Manufactured in Miami,
not available in stores ♪

♪ She's the brand-new
fresh edition ♪

♪ With the custom-made core ♪

♪ Pixel perfect princess
always landing on her toes ♪

♪ When she steps
onto the stage ♪

♪ She lets everybody know ♪

♪ Juicy, I ate that ♪

♪ You see that I ate that ♪

♪ Juicy, I ate that ♪

♪ You see that I ate that ♪

♪ Juicy, I ate that ♪

♪ You see the I ate that ♪

♪ Juicy, I ate that ♪

♪ You see the I ate that ♪

♪ Controllers up ♪

♪ Are you ready
for the combo ♪

♪ Up, up, triangle ♪

♪ Did you like that split ♪

♪ Now let's try a high kick ♪

♪ Left, right, and hold ♪

♪ Are you ready
for the big one, bro ♪

♪ Press the big red, oh ♪

♪ I ate that ♪

♪ Juicy, I ate that ♪

♪ You see that I ate that ♪

♪ Juicy, I ate that ♪

Quick, unplug her!

♪ There's juice
in the system ♪

Juicy is a star, honey.

She comes from
the Athena Dion Academy

for Young Aspiring Artists,
and she served, bitch.

Just incredible, sweetie.

Like, amazing.

This is why I'm happy
I chose week two.

Up next,
this bitch is buggin'.

It's Nini Coco.

A female praying mantis
is a formidable creature.

She's strong.

She's large.

Well, not that large,
but she is agile.

Bitch did a roundoff
back handspring.

And I'm like,
you better watch out, bitch.

To the male mantis,
she's quite the turn-on.

He might be looking
for a mate.

But she might be making
his head her next meal.

You want to make me
a mother?

Well, I want
to make you dinner.

♪ Dinner, dinner, dinner ♪

You want to make me
a mother?

Well, I want to make you
dinner, dinner, dinner.

I'm hungry,
and you're naughty.

You want to make me a mother?

Well, I want to make you
dinner, dinner, dinner.

I want to make you dinner.

You want to make me
a mother?

Well, I want
to make you dinner.

I think I killed
the Mother Mantis performance.

You want to make me a mother?

I want to make you dinner.

The judges were laughing.

I'm confident
in the performance.

I'm not confident
that my sisters

are gonna vote me fairly.

Note to self,
don't go on a date with Nini.

Ugh.

Up next, let's get physical

with Vita VonTesse Starr.

All right, girl.

Ain't nobody working out
for health.

We're doing this
for the snacks.

Are those sneakers?

Now if you want that cookie,
you gotta do that bama-buh.

♪ Bam, bam, bam,
bam, bam, bama-buh ♪

♪ Bam, bam, bam,
bam, bama-buh ♪

♪ Bam, bam, bam,
bam, bam, bama-buh ♪

♪ Bam, bam, bam, bama-buh ♪

♪ First bend your knees ♪

♪ Then arch your back ♪

♪ Turn around
and pop it like that ♪

♪ Step to the left ♪

♪ Step to the right ♪

♪ Throw your arms,
but keep it tight ♪

♪ Bounce two times, bitch ♪

♪ Spin real quick,
kick, lean back ♪

♪ Hit the quick switch ♪

♪ You remember that cookie,
girl, don't give a ooh ♪

♪ And that's how
you do the bama-buh ♪

♪ Ow, that cookie real good ♪

♪ That cookie real good ♪

♪ You gotta work, work ♪

♪ To get that sweat, sweat ♪

♪ That cookie sweet, sweet ♪

♪ That cookie's hot, hot ♪

♪ You take a big bite
and get you just right ♪

♪ Bam, bam, bam, bama-buh ♪

♪ That cookie ♪

♪ Bam, bam, bam, bama-buh ♪

♪ That cookie ♪

♪ Bam, bam, bam, bama-buh ♪

♪ That cookie ♪

♪ Bama-buh, that cookie ♪

♪ Ow ♪

Vita, Vita, Vita.

I love Vita.

But it's giving a little
geriatric workout video.

I'm confused,
and I'm worried now.

Up next, grab a tool
and start banging.

It's Darlene Mitchell.

Hey there, Ms. RuPaul.

Oh, and hey, Michelle.

The name's Darlene Mitchell.

And despite
what you might think,

I'm actually pretty handy.

Now, listen close, because
I'm about to teach y'all

a thing or two
about proper mounting--

finding a stud, good wood,
and the perfect screw.

Hit it.

♪ If it's light
and it's small ♪

♪ Doesn't carry weight
at all, use a nail ♪

♪ For a frame or a plaque ♪

♪ Once it's in,
it won't come back ♪

♪ I use a nail ♪

♪ Feeling too tight ♪

♪ Push with all your might ♪

♪ And if you feel it
slipping ♪

♪ Give it a good gripping ♪

♪ But sometimes you just
need something more ♪

♪ Something solid to endure ♪

♪ Like if it's heavy
and it's tall ♪

♪ Like a mirror on the wall ♪

♪ I need a screw ♪

♪ For a TV on display
to be certain it won't sway ♪

♪ I need a screw ♪

♪ If it's big, if it's thick ♪

♪ And it really
needs to stick ♪

♪ Honey, I need a screw-whee ♪

♪ Now twist it to the right ♪

♪ Make sure
it's nice and tight ♪

Oh, my God.

♪ And remember ♪

♪ If you need something hung ♪

♪ Call me, Sugar ♪

♪ I'll get the job done ♪

♪ It's Darlene, by the way ♪

♪ Now get to screwing ♪

Screw-whee!

I just asked
where the tape was.

I don't--

Darlene's talent has
this kind of, like,

"Pee-Wee's Playhouse" quality
that I can get into.

Your earrings?

They're screws, yeah.

You're committed to
this bit, aren't you?

But, like, that wig
is an OSHA violation.

Last but not least,

back it up for Mia Starr.

♪ Gotta have it ♪

♪ Gotta get it ♪

♪ Back it up ♪

♪ You know I'm with it ♪

♪ Gotta have it ♪

♪ Gotta get it ♪

♪ Back it up ♪

♪ You know I'm with it ♪

♪ Yeah, hoe ♪

♪ I'm a big back, test me ♪

♪ Guaranteed get
your wig snatched ♪

♪ I got a fat ass
- Oh, shit!

♪ I don't need a six pack ♪

♪ "Dancing with the Stars" ♪

♪ I already did that ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Can't stop my wife
with Mia ♪

♪ All the boys say
you look good, Mia ♪

♪ Test me with your
chick with Mia ♪

♪ These hoes watch ♪

♪ Take 'em all
to the cleaners ♪

♪ Mamma Mia ♪

♪ Here we go again ♪

♪ You know I'm with it ♪

♪ Mamma Mia ♪

♪ Gotta have it,
gotta get it ♪

♪ Here we go again ♪

♪ Mamma Mia ♪

♪ Crown, crown,
crown me queen, hoe ♪

♪ Miss M-I-A, I been a star ♪

♪ Got two big titties
stuffed in my bra ♪

♪ I'm the baddest big back
y'all ever saw ♪

♪ If a hoe test me ♪

♪ I'ma break the lock ♪

♪ Oh, Mia, oh, Mia ♪

♪ A hoe better than me ♪

♪ I don't see her ♪

♪ I'ma read these hoes
like DMs ♪

♪ And I'ma take your man
when I see him ♪

Bitch nasty.

I did not realize we had
gone to the VMAs, everybody.

Judgment day is here,
and I don't want

to be in charge of putting
my girls in the bottom.

I am filled with anxiety.

That's that Swedish
songwriting at its best

right there.

Yeah.

Welcome, queens.

Thank you for putting the taint
in Enter-taint-ment.

Tonight, Rate-A-Queen rules
are in full effect.

There will be
no judges' critiques.

Instead, the queens
that watched

will rank the performing queens
from top to bottom,

side to side,
and from sea to shining sea.

So while y'all
Rate-A-Queen backstage,

the judges and I will
hallucinate.

Jealous.

You may leave the stage.

All right, now just between
us squirrel friends,

what do you think?

Now listen, the queens
are rating each other,

but I want to know
what you think.

Up first, Ciara.

I thought that performance
told us a lot about her.

Because so far, she's kind
of been the wacky one.

And this told us
a little bit more

of who she is,
what she represents.

I did think
she looked beautiful,

especially when she ripped
apart the outfit.

She made me want
a McRib real bad.

- Mm.
- It's been a minute.

But it was almost like
the costume was the talent.

The words--

This nothing I've become.

It didn't even really
settle into my body

until maybe afterwards.

I just was sort of
in the mood for, like,

a death drop and get me on
my feet, and it wasn't that.

But it was beautiful.

I applaud somebody who comes
here and takes a big swing

and a risk, but I don't know
that poetry translates

super well on this runway.

Unless a poem starts with,
there was a man from Nantucket.

Juicy Love Dion.

What a performer.

I loved everything about it.

That's what I want to see.
Right?

She had a point of view.

It wasn't just dancing.

There was a character.

She was a robot.

It's like she turned into
a little drag Roomba,

going around the floor.

The execution was
10 out of 10.

I also loved that
that she didn't need

any extras on stage.

She showed up, she ate.

She did.
- Yeah.

And I loved the fact that even
though she was lip syncing

and all that, she sold it.

She really acted out every
syllable of her song,

and I was here for that.

I would hate
to lip sync next to her.

All right.

Nini Coco.

This was one
of my favorites,

both the runway look
and the talent show.

It's fun.

It's someone who likes to play.

It was so silly
and so entertaining

and beautifully executed.

That is what I love about drag.

I thought she was amazing.

Mm. Mm-hmm.

Like, take the whole
hilarious performance out of it

and just look at her in
that praying mantis outfit.

The costume,
the fit, the makeup.

It is top tier drag.

And she threw
a back handspring in there,

not to be outdone by Juicy.

- Yes.
- Yeah.

This was a smart act to do.

If biology classes
was like that,

maybe I would have
graduated high school.

Yeah. Me too!

Yes.
- You've got a good point.

You should be a teacher.

Yeah. Maybe.

I love that.
- All right.

Vita VonTesse.
- OK.

Here was my problem.

She was in a gym.

She looked great,
but she looked like I look

when I try to go to the gym--
like, slightly confused,

I don't really want
to be there,

and I just really
want a cookie.

You know?

It's almost like she was
second guessing herself

in the moment.

She dropped her lip sync
quite a few times.

She kept looking away,
upside down, behind her.

And I don't think
that is a really

smart thing to do
when you've got

one minute to sell yourself.

We've seen queens come out
here and do aerobics routines.

So if you're gonna do that,

you have got to knock
our socks off,

and she didn't, not this time.

Let's talk about
Darlene Mitchell.

The performance I thought
was super fun and super cute.

Could she have
pushed it further?

Absolutely.

But she's got something
really special

and really charming.

I was having a good time.

I wish it was longer.

I mean, they only have,
what, 60 seconds?

So I would have loved to see
an even longer set,

and maybe then
pushing it further.

Some of the queens have been
able to do a story arc...

Yeah.

In that 60 seconds
that really makes it feel--

- The praying mantis.
- Yeah.

They make it actually
feel like there's

a full story being told there.

Yes.

I have to talk
about the runway.

OK, so when I was growing up,
I always wanted a Barbie.

So I took my brother's GI Joe
and then made dresses

for them out of, you know,
tissues and things like that.

My dresses looked
like her dress.

Thank you!

It just looked like
a little amateur hour.

Uh-huh.

I think she's
better than that.

I do.

There's something about
the hair that speaks to me.

What's it saying?

Take me off!

All right. Mia Starr.

I love when a performer
just bitch-slaps me and just--

Yeah.

Tells me,
you don't know shit.

Right?

And that's what she did.

She just was like,
come over here.

Don't worry about it. I got it.

And I didn't.

She--she was perfection.

You know, she moves
in a way that, for me,

is instantly iconic
and recognizable.

You know?
- Yeah.

That's how she dances.

Anybody else dances like
that, they're copying her.

She had two songs in one.

She went from, like,
the one rap rhythm

to, like,
the 2 Live Crew rap rhythm.

I was so down for that.

All of us were having
the best time

when she was doing
her performance.

Mm-hmm.

Two big titties,
two amazing songs.

Why have one
when you can have two?

I thought
you didn't like poetry.

So, judges, I want to know

your bottom two
and your top two.

- Oh.
- OK?

OK.

My top are Juicy and Mia.

Bottom two for me are
Vita and probably Ciara.

I'm gonna go Juicy and Mia
for top two.

My bottom would be
Ciara and Vita.

I guess if
I had to put bottoms,

then it would be Darlene
and Vita.

My top two, Mia Starr
and Juicy Love Dion.

Although I do love
the praying mantis,

I do love that Nini,
but those are my top three.

How about that?

All right. Silence.

The queens are about
to make their decisions.

Ooh.

And I can't wait
to see how this turns out.

Me too.

Oh.

It is time to clock in
and rate these girls.

I hate, hate, hate this.

Ooh.

Can I plead the fifth?

A queen's gotta do
what a queen's gotta do.

OK.

Let's rock.

First position--

In first position,
Juicy Love Dion,

based on her
outstanding performance

and her absolutely
gorgeous runway,

and maybe a family
connection or two.

In first position,
I'm gonna go with

my sister, Mia Starr.

Her talent was impeccable.

She was boom-cacking, bitch.

Boom. I put Mia first.

We had an alliance.
Got that out the way.

Her runway wasn't the best,
but we still had a deal, bitch.

In second position--

In second position,
I'm gonna be fair

and I am gonna put Nini Coco.

I think that Nini's
number was great.

I am docking some points
because I have seen it before.

In second position,

I'm putting Mia Starr.

Her talent had me
hyped as hell.

both: In third position...

Darlene Mitchell.

Her talent show was a hoot.

Darlene's number was great.

It was very silly.

It was very her.

And she looked like a damn
supermodel in her runway.

In third position,

I'm gonna go with
my sister Mia Starr.

Her performance was
incredible.

Her song is something
I would listen to

on a day-to-day basis.

- In fourth position--
- In fourth position--

This is where it starts
getting hard.

I'm putting Ciara Myst.

Ciara had a beautiful talent.

I do think there were
a few slip-ups.

I don't think the reveals
were as strong

as she wanted them to be.

In fourth position,
I am going to put

Vita VonTesse Starr.

I really enjoyed
watching Vita perform.

My plan is to vote 98% honestly

and 2% to keep
my girl Vita safe.

Fourth position.

I'm at a crossroads right now.

Nini did a great job.

Vita, as much as I love her,
I just can't say

it was the same level
as Nini's.

Oh, wait.

Neither of these bitches
picked me

for their Q girl group,
did they?

Fuck these hoes.

Give 'em both
the sixth place spot.

- Fifth position.
- In fifth position,

I'm gonna put
Vita VonTesse Starr.

I love Vita so much,

but I don't think this was
her strongest performance

that I've ever seen.

In fifth position,
I'm gonna have to go

with my bestie, Ms. Ciara Myst.

Her runway walk was
a little clunky.

Her performance did fall
a little flat for me,

and I really hate to say that,

because this is my
conceptual sister, honey.

We had an alliance,
but in my opinion,

Ciara had
the weakest talent show.

But I could not
put her last, girl.

In fifth position,

I'm putting
Vita VonTesse Starr.

The concept is not my favorite.

I feel like
we've seen it before,

and I do think flat sneakers
are a bit unforgivable.

And last but not least--

In sixth position,
Ciara Myst.

Your runway was
the least best of everybody

I had to watch today.

Is Darlene Mitchell.

Her performance,

I just did not find
the song funny.

In sixth position,
I'm putting Darlene Mitchell.

There were funny moments
in the talent.

It was good, but I think
she was outdone by her sisters.

And in the same way,
in the runway,

I don't think it was
Darlene's night.

Oh, fuck.

This sucks.

Oh, my God.

Do I want to change anything?

I think I'm gonna
lock my choices in.

And that's the tea.

And that is the tea.

That is the tea.

And that's the tea, stupid.

Ladies, your fellow queens
have made some decisions.

Nini Coco, Vita VonTesse,
Darlene Mitchell,

based on
the Rate-A-Queen results...

you are all safe.

You may join the other girls.

Based on
the Rate-A-Queen results,

the top two queens
of the week are...

Juicy Love Dion and Mia Starr.

To be in the top,
rated by the other girls,

feels quite amazing.

Thank you, bitches.

You know what?

You some real bitches. OK?

Thank you.

Ciara Myst,
I'm sorry, my dear,

but the queens have rated you
the bottom queen.

Next week, you will
lip sync for your life.

Well, shit.

This wham, glam, thank you,
ma'am didn't work out for me.

Thankfully, I've got
a whole week to figure out

how I'm gonna make sure I stay,

and I send one of
these other girls home.

Juicy Love Dion, Mia Starr,

this week, you both
won over your sisters.

But tonight, there can
only be one winner.

Two top queens stand before me.

Prior to tonight,
you were asked

to prepare
a lip sync performance

of "Pretty Ugly"
by Zara Larsson.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me

and win a cash tip of $5,000.

Oh, my God.

It is me and my titi, Mia.

I have a fierce bitch
next to me.

Let's go.

Auntie has to show niece
how it's done.

Young bitch against old bitch.

What it do, boo?

The time has come for you

to lip sync for the win.

I don't think
the world is ready

for what they're about
to fucking witness.

But you already saw how they
cut up during the talent show.

Now this is about to be
a good one, bitch.

Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

♪ Have you ever seen
a pretty girl ♪

♪ Get ugly like this ♪

♪ Messy like this ♪

♪ Losing her ♪

♪ Have you ever seen a pretty
girl get ugly like this ♪

♪ Messy like this ♪

♪ Losing her ♪

♪ I, I, I,
I might throw a fit ♪

♪ Make you sick ♪

♪ Gasolina on your thangs ♪

♪ Blue eyeshadow, bitch ♪

♪ Singing that ah-ah-ah-ah ♪

♪ I, I, I, I might
slit a tire ♪

♪ Crash a Benz ♪

♪ I'ma hook up
with your friend ♪

♪ Do that all again ♪

♪ Singing that ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Makeup running
down my face ♪

♪ Kicking off my heels ♪

♪ Cut my dress this way ♪

♪ They tell me to be nice ♪

♪ I should know my place ♪

♪ Sometimes that girl don't
wanna be well behaved ♪

♪ Have you ever seen a pretty
girl get ugly like this ♪

♪ Messy like this ♪

♪ Losing her ♪

♪ Have you ever seen a pretty
girl get ugly like this ♪

♪ Messy like this ♪

♪ Losing her , oh ♪

♪ Everybody's telling me
to sit there and look pretty ♪

♪ But I'm feeling like
I wanna 'cause some trouble ♪

♪ in the city tonight ♪

♪ Nothing ladylike ♪

♪ More like crazy-like ♪

♪ Flipping tables at the bar,
turn the beat up ♪

♪ Make it hard,
want to take it too far ♪

♪ Ain't afraid tonight ♪

♪ Nothing ladylike ♪

♪ More like crazy-like ♪

♪ Makeup running
down my face ♪

My Miami girls are
dancing their ass off.

Go, Juicy! Go, Mia!

Go, Juicy!
Go, Mia!

♪ Have you ever seen
a pretty girl ♪

♪ Get ugly like this ♪

♪ Messy like this ♪

♪ Losing her ♪

♪ Have you ever seen a pretty
girl get ugly like this ♪

♪ Like this ♪

♪ Messy like this ♪

♪ Like this ♪

♪ Losing her , oh ♪

♪ I don't need no alibi ♪

♪ Pre-pretty ugly ♪

♪ I can see you're terrified ♪

♪ Still wanna touch me ♪

♪ I don't need no alibi ♪

♪ Pre-pretty ugly ♪

♪ I can see you're terrified ♪

♪ Still wanna touch me, oh ♪

♪ I don't need no alibi ♪

♪ Pre-pretty ugly ♪

♪ I can see you're terrified ♪

♪ Still wanna touch me ♪

♪ Have you ever seen a pretty
girl get ugly like this ♪

♪ Like this ♪

♪ Messy like this ♪

♪ Like this ♪

♪ Losing her ♪

Bitch, I am gagging!

That is how you
compete for the crown.

Yes.

That was everything, y'all.

That was everything.

Queens,
I've made my decision.

Juicy Love Dion,
Mia Starr, it's a tie.

Ah!

The fact that I'm able
to stand toe to toe

with this young
tenderoni bitch,

this is so exciting.

Condragulations.

You are both winners, baby.

Yes!

You've each won
a cash tip of $2,500.

Yes, honey.

If I'm gonna share
anything with anybody,

it is my motherfucking titi, one
of my biggest inspirations.

Mia, you ate that.

Condragulations, queens.

Next week,
the tables will be turned

at the Rate-A-Queen
talent show part two.

And one queen will be
eliminated.

Now remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna
love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

all: Amen.

All right.
Now let the music play.

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Good luck and don't, oh ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't
eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Eff it up, up, up, up ♪

Next time on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...

The girls that we judged
are now judging us.

Athena, please don't kill me.

I think it's undeniable
that relationships

are gonna be a part of it.

And, candidly,
I have to think strategically

for myself as well.

I am not ready to leave
this competition.

Do you have someone
in particular that you feel?

There is a sense of ranks
kind of being closed.

It's not a comfortable feeling
to be on the outside of that.

♪ Good luck, and don't

♪ Good luck, and don't, oh ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't
eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't
eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Give yourself permission ♪

♪ Take the script
and flip it ♪

♪ Give yourself permission ♪

♪ Take the script
and flip it ♪

♪ 'Cause if you're not
like other bitches ♪

♪ Then show me
something different ♪