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Oh, yeah, she's gonna love this shit.

0 .5?

Oh, monster.

What's up, mom? Is that you?

What's up, mom?

What is that?

Uh, Ethan, honey?

Uh, hey.

I didn't know you were home. What's up?

Yeah, I mean, look at this room, first of all. I know what you're doing.

What?

I mean, you have to be careful with, you know, who you're sending those dick

pics to.

Why? Because you don't want to get those on the internet, okay? For the whole

world to see.

I mean, that's kind of the point. How am I going to make money if they don't...

What do you mean, that's kind of the point?

I'm trying to go viral.

You actually sell dick pics online to people.

Girls pay a ton of money. Come on, look at this thing.

Oh my God. Have you forgotten that I am married to your father?

I mean, you're the one that's still in here.

I gotta get these dick pics done.

I'm here to clean up your clothes, okay?

And do the laundry.

You want to touch it?

No, who says I wanted to touch it?

I was asking.

Come on, my dad's not going to touch it.

Ethan, this is crazy.

What?

Come on.

So you don't want to touch it?

Just come touch it. You keep looking at it.

Come here.

I mean, one maybe little touch won't matter.

Your dad won't care.

My dad won't find out, I promise.

He won't find out.

It's heavy, huh?

It is fucking heavy.

What do you think?

Girls really pay you to see this thing?

Yeah.

What?

Seriously? I know, isn't it crazy?

It is crazy.

It's crazy. It's really good. They're cold, though.

My hands are cold?

Yeah. You know it gets harder, right?

It gets harder?

Yeah, I mean, when it's warm.

Maybe you put it in your mouth.

Ethan, put it in my mouth.

What?

I mean, what about your dad?

I mean, you're already holding it. Technically, that's cheating.

I mean... Might as well make it worth it.

And, obviously, I'm not going to tell my dad anything.

No, your dad is not going to find out about this. Yeah, it'll be our dirty

little secret.

Yes, our little secret forever.

I can't believe you're actually sucking it.

What do you mean?

What? No, I just... I didn't think you actually would.

Oh, my... But... Oh, my God, Ethan.

What?

Just keep going. I don't want to fuck it up. Here.

Okay. This is our secret.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.

Oh, fuck.

Feels good in your mouth, huh?

Oh shit Oh

wow you're really enjoying that This is how I got my

ring on my finger

good at that.

I wonder why that keeps you around.

I think you can take your tits out for me.

Take it where?

Just take them out.

I want to see them.

I've always wondered what they look like.

Oh, have you?

Yeah. They're so nice.

Come on.

There we go.

Maybe a little.

Yeah, take them off for me.

Fuck. You're nice as fuck.

Is that for that?

Yes.

You're focused.

Locked in.

Oh, am I?

Yeah.

I'm sure you haven't had it like from a grown woman like me.

No, but I sure do buy my photos.

Oh, Ethan.

What am I going to do with you?

We're going to talk about that later.

I thought we should fuck it out.

You want me to go all the way?

Oh, my God.

Do you really think that you should, you know, fuck your stepmom?

Yes. I can just...

You know, suck you until you cum.

I think you should sit on it.

Come on.

Just sit on it.

Throats are cool, but vaginas are like... You know?

I bet you haven't gotten fucked in so long.

Really?

Well, yeah.

Before your dad gets home.

Okay.

There you go.

Take it all off.

Can I record it? I'm just kidding. No, Ethan.

Do not record this.

Don't make me regret this.

Holy fuck, have you ever been fucked?

I'm really tight.

Yeah, you are.

Holy fuck.

You're so tired. Really shit.

Mr. D.

Clean your dirty room.

Come on, baby.

I don't know who I am.

rest of this room look at this but don't you want to clean for me