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Oh, yeah, she's gonna love this shit.

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0 .5?

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Oh, monster.

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What's up, mom? Is that you?

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What's up, mom?

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What is that?

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Uh, Ethan, honey?

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Uh, hey.

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I didn't know you were home. What's up?

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Yeah, I mean, look at this room, first
of all. I know what you're doing.

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What?

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I mean, you have to be careful with, you
know, who you're sending those dick

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pics to.

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Why? Because you don't want to get those
on the internet, okay? For the whole

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world to see.

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I mean, that's kind of the point. How am
I going to make money if they don't...

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What do you mean, that's kind of the
point?

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I'm trying to go viral.

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You actually sell dick pics online to
people.

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Girls pay a ton of money. Come on, look
at this thing.

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Oh my God. Have you forgotten that I am
married to your father?

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I mean, you're the one that's still in
here.

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I gotta get these dick pics done.

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I'm here to clean up your clothes, okay?

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And do the laundry.

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You want to touch it?

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No, who says I wanted to touch it?

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I was asking.

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Come on, my dad's not going to touch it.

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Ethan, this is crazy.

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What?

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Come on.

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So you don't want to touch it?

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Just come touch it. You keep looking at
it.

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Come here.

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I mean, one maybe little touch won't
matter.

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Your dad won't care.

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My dad won't find out, I promise.

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He won't find out.

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It's heavy, huh?

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It is fucking heavy.

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What do you think?

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Girls really pay you to see this thing?

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Yeah.

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What?

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Seriously? I know, isn't it crazy?

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It is crazy.

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It's crazy. It's really good. They're
cold, though.

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My hands are cold?

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Yeah. You know it gets harder, right?

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It gets harder?

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Yeah, I mean, when it's warm.

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Maybe you put it in your mouth.

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Ethan, put it in my mouth.

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What?

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I mean, what about your dad?

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I mean, you're already holding it.
Technically, that's cheating.

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I mean... Might as well make it worth
it.

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And, obviously, I'm not going to tell my
dad anything.

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No, your dad is not going to find out
about this. Yeah, it'll be our dirty

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little secret.

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Yes, our little secret forever.

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I can't believe you're actually sucking
it.

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What do you mean?

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What? No, I just... I didn't think you
actually would.

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Oh, my... But... Oh, my God, Ethan.

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What?

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Just keep going. I don't want to fuck it
up. Here.

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Okay. This is our secret.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.

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Oh, fuck.

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Feels good in your mouth, huh?

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Oh shit Oh

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wow you're really enjoying that This is
how I got my

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ring on my finger

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good at that.

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I wonder why that keeps you around.

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I think you can take your tits out for
me.

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Take it where?

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Just take them out.

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I want to see them.

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I've always wondered what they look
like.

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Oh, have you?

84
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Yeah. They're so nice.

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Come on.

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There we go.

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Maybe a little.

88
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Yeah, take them off for me.

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Fuck. You're nice as fuck.

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Is that for that?

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Yes.

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You're focused.

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Locked in.

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Oh, am I?

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Yeah.

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I'm sure you haven't had it like from a
grown woman like me.

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No, but I sure do buy my photos.

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Oh, Ethan.

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What am I going to do with you?

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We're going to talk about that later.

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I thought we should fuck it out.

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You want me to go all the way?

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Oh, my God.

104
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Do you really think that you should, you
know, fuck your stepmom?

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Yes. I can just...

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You know, suck you until you cum.

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I think you should sit on it.

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Come on.

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Just sit on it.

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Throats are cool, but vaginas are
like... You know?

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I bet you haven't gotten fucked in so
long.

112
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Really?

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Well, yeah.

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Before your dad gets home.

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Okay.

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There you go.

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Take it all off.

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Can I record it? I'm just kidding. No,
Ethan.

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Do not record this.

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Don't make me regret this.

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Holy fuck, have you ever been fucked?

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I'm really tight.

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Yeah, you are.

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Holy fuck.

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You're so tired. Really shit.

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Mr. D.

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Clean your dirty room.

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Come on, baby.

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I don't know who I am.

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rest of this room look at this but don't
you want to clean for me