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AAH! 18 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,434 [BEEPING] 19 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,436 DANNY, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW, 20 00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:11,371 I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED YOUR GERBIL IN THE SIXTH GRADE. 21 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:12,672 WHAT? 22 00:01:16,676 --> 00:01:18,011 HA HA HA! 23 00:01:18,178 --> 00:01:20,346 OH, MAN! SMOKED AGAIN! 24 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:21,915 DARN IT! 25 00:01:22,048 --> 00:01:23,249 I THOUGHT USING THE FENTON HELMET 26 00:01:23,383 --> 00:01:25,251 AS MY GAME CONTROLLER WOULD GIVE ME AN EDGE, 27 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:28,788 NOT HAT HAIR! 28 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,690 [BEEPING] 29 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:31,691 YAH! 30 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:32,792 OH! 31 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,194 HA HA! 32 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:36,830 ONCE AGAIN, I, TECHNUS, 33 00:01:36,963 --> 00:01:40,300 MASTER OF ALL THINGS ELECTRONIC AND BEEPING, 34 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:44,370 AM FREE, ONCE AGAIN, TO CONQUER THIS WORLD! 35 00:01:44,504 --> 00:01:46,439 HA HA HA! 36 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,177 ♪ HE'S A PHANTOM ♪ 37 00:01:52,912 --> 00:01:54,280 ♪ DANNY PHANTOM, PHANTOM PHANTOM ♪ 38 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:56,282 ♪ YO, DANNY PHANTOM, HE WAS JUST 14 ♪ 39 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:58,284 ♪ WHEN HIS PARENTS BUILT A VERY STRANGE MACHINE ♪ 40 00:01:58,418 --> 00:02:00,553 ♪ DESIGNED TO FUEL A WORLD UNSEEN ♪ 41 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:02,355 ♪ HE'S GONNA CATCH THEM ALL BECAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪ 42 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:04,224 ♪ WHEN IT DIDN'T QUITE WORK, HIS FOLKS THEY JUST QUIT ♪ 43 00:02:04,357 --> 00:02:06,025 ♪ BUT THEN DANNY TOOK A LOOK INSIDE OF IT ♪ 44 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:08,561 ♪ THERE WAS A GREAT BIG FLASH, EVERYTHING JUST CHANGED ♪ 45 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:11,364 ♪ HIS MOLECULES GOT ALL REARRANGED ♪ 46 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:13,433 ♪ WHEN HE FIRST WOKE UP, HE REALIZED ♪ 47 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,502 ♪HE HAS SNOW WHITE HAIR AND GLOWING GREEN EYES ♪ 48 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:17,203 ♪ HE CAN WALK THROUGH WALLS, DISAPPEAR, AND FLY ♪ 49 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:19,339 ♪ HE WAS MUCH MORE UNIQUE THAN THE OTHER GUY ♪ 50 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:21,040 ♪ AND IT WAS THEN THAT HE KNEW WHAT HE HAD TO DO ♪ 51 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,009 ♪ HE HAD TO STOP ALL THE GHOSTS THAT WERE COMING THROUGH ♪ 52 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,178 ♪ HE'S HERE TO FIGHT FOR ME AND YOU ♪ 53 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:27,447 ♪ HE'S GONNA CATCH THEM ALL BECAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪ 54 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:29,449 ♪ HE'S GONNA CATCH THEM ALL BECAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪ 55 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:34,687 ♪ HE'S GONNA CATCH THEM ALL BECAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪ 56 00:02:34,787 --> 00:02:36,756 ♪ HE'S A PHANTOM, HE'S A PHANTOM ♪ 57 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,826 ♪ DANNY PHANTOM, PHANTOM, PHANTOM ♪ 58 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:45,465 TO CONQUER THIS WORLD! 59 00:02:47,867 --> 00:02:51,638 ALTHOUGH, THAT WORLD LOOKS MORE ENTERTAINING. 60 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:54,107 AND THE FASHION SENSE IS FAR SUPERIOR. 61 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:57,343 PERHAPS IT IS THERE THAT I SHALL BE KING. 62 00:02:57,477 --> 00:02:59,379 OH, NO, YOU DON'T! 63 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:04,751 WELL, AT LEAST THE HAIR'S BETTER. 64 00:03:07,153 --> 00:03:09,055 AAH! 65 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:12,258 OH, THAT STINKS! 66 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:13,626 NO MATTER! 67 00:03:13,726 --> 00:03:15,695 I SHALL RETURN! 68 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:19,566 SO LONG, GHOST BOY! 69 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:23,903 OH, GREAT. 70 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:26,139 CONSTANTLY GETTING ZAPPED AND DOOMED IS BAD ENOUGH. 71 00:03:26,272 --> 00:03:28,208 BUT NOW I HAVE TO TRACK DOWN THAT LOSER? 72 00:03:29,242 --> 00:03:31,844 I'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT TOMORROW. 73 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:32,845 [TICKING] 74 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:34,514 IT IS TOMORROW! 75 00:03:34,647 --> 00:03:35,582 I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT! 76 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,784 AHH, OH WELL. 77 00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:40,920 ONE SLEEPY DAY AT SCHOOL AND ONE LAME GHOST FREED. 78 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,689 WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? 79 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:44,490 [BUZZ] 80 00:03:44,657 --> 00:03:46,326 PENCILS DOWN! 81 00:03:46,459 --> 00:03:48,861 ALL TESTS IN! 82 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:50,530 [SNORING] 83 00:03:50,663 --> 00:03:52,265 AHH, TEACHING. 84 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:54,334 ALWAYS REWARDING. 85 00:03:57,804 --> 00:03:59,539 LAST TIME TECHNUS FUSED A MONSTER 86 00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:00,974 OUT OF THE JUNK FROM MY DAD'S SHED. 87 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:03,443 BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR RUNAWAY APPLIANCES. 88 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:05,912 COPY--THE OBJECTIVE IS TO DEFEAT THE BOSS 89 00:04:06,045 --> 00:04:07,647 AND POWER HIM DOWN TO LEVEL ZERO. 90 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:10,516 UH, LEVEL ZERO IS A NO MAN'S LAND, SAM. 91 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:12,185 IT'S A GLITCH IN THE DOOMED PROGRAM. 92 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:14,153 IF YOU GET KNOCKED INTO IT, YOU'RE STUCK THERE. 93 00:04:14,287 --> 00:04:17,257 I CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW INTERESTING THAT IS. 94 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:19,492 IF YOU WERE GAME SAVVY, YOU'D KNOW THAT. 95 00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:21,928 OH, REALLY? LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 96 00:04:22,061 --> 00:04:23,663 HOLD IT! I'VE GOT SOMETHING. 97 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:26,299 FAST-MOVING GARAGE SALE HEADED EAST TOWARDS THE PARK. 98 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:28,268 HA HA! YES! 99 00:04:28,368 --> 00:04:31,437 COME TO ME, BEAUTIFUL TECHNOLOGY! 100 00:04:31,537 --> 00:04:34,774 AND TOGETHER, WE SHALL BUILD A NEW BODY 101 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:36,809 WORTHY OF MY GREATNESS! 102 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:39,078 SOMETHING SLEEK, STYLISH, 103 00:04:39,178 --> 00:04:40,913 AND TOTALLY MODERN! 104 00:04:41,047 --> 00:04:42,515 YEAH, BABY! 105 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:43,683 LOOK FAMILIAR? 106 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,852 TECHNUS SAW ME PLAYING DOOMED LAST NIGHT; 107 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:47,787 NOW HE'S TRYING TO LOOK LIKE CHAOS! 108 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:50,390 THE WAY YOU PLAY DOOMED, HE SHOULDN'T BE HARD TO BEAT. 109 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:51,858 IGNORING THAT! 110 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:53,226 OK, TUCK, HERE'S WHAT WE'LL DO. 111 00:04:53,326 --> 00:04:55,862 YOU DISTRACT HIM WITH AN L2-THROTTLE-RIGHT MANEUVER. 112 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:58,131 AND I'LL POWER UP AND ENGAGE HIM IN BATTLE MODE! 113 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,365 WHAT ABOUT ME? 114 00:04:59,532 --> 00:05:00,466 YOU STAY HERE, SAM. 115 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:01,601 YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW THE MOVES 116 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:02,669 THAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE. 117 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:04,737 YEAH, YOU'D JUST GET IN THE WAY. 118 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:09,142 [REVVING] 119 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:12,178 TIME TO SHOW HIM WHAT 5 VOLTS OF MANLY BATTERY POWER 120 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:14,280 CAN REALLY DO! 121 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:19,719 I GOT HIM DISTRACTED! HIT HIM, DANNY! 122 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:22,755 OY! 123 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:27,960 UNH! 124 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:29,329 OOF! 125 00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:30,430 UH! 126 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:32,098 SO MUCH FOR BATTLE MODE, HUH? 127 00:05:32,231 --> 00:05:36,969 OK, THIS CALLS FOR ADVANCED MODE WITH AN INTANGIBILITY BONUS! 128 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,577 YEAH, BOY! 129 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:47,146 THIS IS BETTER THAN THE GAUNTLET OF DOOM IN LEVEL 9! 130 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,554 YAH! 131 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:56,622 COOL! HOW'D I DO THAT? 132 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:58,024 NO! 133 00:05:58,157 --> 00:06:02,395 I, TECHNUS, AM GETTING TIRED OF GETTING BEATEN BY YOU! 134 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:04,397 YEAH, WELL, YOU, TECHNUS, 135 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:06,866 ARE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN SOME NEW VIDEO GAME MOVES 136 00:06:06,999 --> 00:06:08,334 IF YOU WANNA BEAT US. 137 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:09,769 YOU'RE RIGHT! 138 00:06:09,902 --> 00:06:13,139 I HAVE ALL THE STYLE, BUT NONE OF THE SUBSTANCE. 139 00:06:13,272 --> 00:06:16,309 I MUST ACQUIRE THESE NEW SKILLS! 140 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:19,645 AND I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I CAN DO THAT! 141 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:28,421 YOU WON! GREAT JOB, DANNY! 142 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:30,623 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? HE SELF-DESTRUCTED. 143 00:06:30,757 --> 00:06:33,226 EH, WHATEVER. 144 00:06:33,359 --> 00:06:34,560 I'M HERE, HE'S GONE, 145 00:06:34,694 --> 00:06:36,829 AND THAT MEANS MY WORK HERE IS DONE. 146 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:40,433 OH! 147 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,735 COOL! SO, WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO? 148 00:06:46,105 --> 00:06:48,274 OK, TUCK, JUST LIKE IN THE PARK! 149 00:06:48,441 --> 00:06:50,376 I'M ALL OVER IT! 150 00:06:53,479 --> 00:06:55,415 [REVVING] 151 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:06,459 YAH! 152 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:07,960 AH! 153 00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:13,132 HA HA HA! 154 00:07:13,299 --> 00:07:17,170 OH, MAN! IT'S LIKE HE WAS 3 STEPS AHEAD OF US! 155 00:07:17,303 --> 00:07:19,739 UGH. ANOTHER ALL-NIGHTER! 156 00:07:19,872 --> 00:07:21,274 [YAWNS] 157 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,508 HA! 158 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,150 HA HA HA! 159 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:34,020 BY AND LARGE, I AM PLEASED WITH THE TEST RESULTS. 160 00:07:34,153 --> 00:07:36,155 I KNOW THE POETRY OF THE 19th CENTURY IS ENOUGH 161 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,390 TO PUT ONE TO SLEEP, 162 00:07:37,523 --> 00:07:41,194 THIS, HOWEVER, BORDERS ON SARCASM. 163 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:42,195 [RING] 164 00:07:42,361 --> 00:07:43,429 [CHEERING] 165 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:46,365 A WORD, DANNY? 166 00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:48,501 DANNY, WHEN A TEACHER LOOKS AT A STUDENT, 167 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:51,904 HE HOPES TO SEE THE REFLECTION OF HIS OWN ABILITIES. 168 00:07:52,038 --> 00:07:52,905 WHEN I LOOK AT YOU, 169 00:07:53,005 --> 00:07:54,774 I SEE MY OWN "F." 170 00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:57,243 I DON'T LIKE TO FAIL, DO YOU? 171 00:07:57,376 --> 00:07:59,579 M-M-MR. LANCER, I--I--I CAN EXPLAIN! 172 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:03,616 I--I--I NEED NO EXPLANATIONS. I NEED RESULTS. 173 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:05,818 SO, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO? 174 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,320 PASS ME SO YOU DON'T LOOK BAD? 175 00:08:07,453 --> 00:08:08,754 HA HA! NO. 176 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:10,223 HOWEVER, I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU 177 00:08:10,356 --> 00:08:11,858 THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO BETTER. 178 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:15,094 I'M MAKING YOU RE-TAKE THE TEST. 179 00:08:15,194 --> 00:08:16,829 BUT IT'S ONLY ONE STUPID TEST! 180 00:08:16,929 --> 00:08:18,231 ONE STUPID TEST THAT ACCOUNTS 181 00:08:18,364 --> 00:08:21,767 FOR ONE QUARTER OF YOUR FINAL GRADE! 182 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:25,805 THAT'S 25%, IN CASE YOU'RE FAILING MATH AS WELL. 183 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:29,108 YOU HAVE 3 DAYS TO STUDY FOR THE MAKE-UP. GET IT? 184 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:30,543 GOT IT. 185 00:08:32,612 --> 00:08:33,546 I GOT IT! 186 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:35,147 IF YOU CRACK THE SAFE AT MEGA MART, 187 00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:37,483 YOU GET AN EXTRA LIFE! 188 00:08:37,617 --> 00:08:39,051 THAT EXTRA LIFE WILL COME IN HANDY 189 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,254 WHEN LANCER KILLS YOU FOR FLUNKING AGAIN. 190 00:08:41,387 --> 00:08:42,622 WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE? 191 00:08:42,755 --> 00:08:44,190 SHE CAN'T BE HERE TO PLAY. 192 00:08:44,323 --> 00:08:45,925 OH, BECAUSE I'M A GIRL!? 193 00:08:46,058 --> 00:08:47,460 AND US GIRLS ARE LACKING IN WHAT? 194 00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:49,495 OPPOSABLE THUMBS? ONE-TRACK MINDS? 195 00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:50,830 STUPID BERETS? 196 00:08:50,963 --> 00:08:52,532 HEY! 197 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:54,500 AS MUCH AS I HATE TO SAY IT, 198 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:55,968 SAM'S GOT A POINT. 199 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:58,237 I PROBABLY SHOULD BE STUDYING. TUCK? 200 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,805 I'LL STICK WITH GOOFING OFF. 201 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:01,474 WE'RE GONNA NEED ALL THE AMMO WE CAN GET 202 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:03,042 IF WE WANT TO DEFEAT CHAOS. 203 00:09:03,175 --> 00:09:05,645 CHAOS IS NOTHING COMPARED TO LANCER. 204 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:07,914 IMAGINE IF HE CAUGHT ME IN HERE. HA HA HA! 205 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,249 YES, IMAGINE THAT. 206 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,589 MY LAST FORM WAS UNSTABLE, 207 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:18,991 AND I WAS UNABLE TO CONCEAL MYSELF 208 00:09:19,158 --> 00:09:21,027 FROM THOSE ANNOYING CHILDREN! 209 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:26,132 BUT THIS NEW BODY IS MUCH MORE-- HOW WOULD THE KIDS SAY IT TODAY? 210 00:09:26,265 --> 00:09:27,500 FAR OUT? 211 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:31,704 IN THIS NEW BODY, THEY SHALL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME! 212 00:09:31,804 --> 00:09:32,805 TECHNUS! 213 00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:34,106 YO, NEWBIE! 214 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,808 LOOK OUT! 215 00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:36,943 [ROAR] 216 00:09:37,109 --> 00:09:38,778 EXCELLENT! 217 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:41,981 YOU ARE QUITE THE GAME PLAYER, BESPECTACLED ONE. 218 00:09:42,114 --> 00:09:43,516 THANKS! 219 00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:44,584 I KNOW A FEW MOVES. 220 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:45,918 [CRUNCH] 221 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:47,587 PERHAPS YOU COULD TEACH ME 222 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:51,090 THESE MOVES OF WHICH YOU SPEAK, HMM? 223 00:09:51,223 --> 00:09:56,128 THEN I CAN BECOME AS HIP AND FAR OUT AS YOU! 224 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,798 HIP? FAR OUT? WOW, YOU DO NEED HELP. 225 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:01,834 FORTUNATELY, YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. 226 00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:03,903 STEP INTO MY OFFICE. 227 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:10,610 THIS IS LEVEL TWO, THE BRIDGE OF DOOM. 228 00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:13,279 TO SURVIVE THIS LEVEL, YOU NEED STEALTH, CUNNING, 229 00:10:13,412 --> 00:10:14,280 AND LIGHTNING-FAST REFLEXES. 230 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:15,815 [ALARM SOUNDS] 231 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,585 WATCH AND LEARN. 232 00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:24,190 THAT WAS INFORMATIVE. 233 00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:28,127 BUT LET ME TRY SOMETHING. 234 00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:33,366 AWESOME! 235 00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:35,534 I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT POWER IN THIS GAME BEFORE. 236 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:40,039 YOU MEAN, I HAVE POWERS HERE THAT YOU DON'T? 237 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:42,408 INTERESTING. 238 00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:45,378 OK, DOING GOOD SO FAR. 239 00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:46,579 YOU KEEP THIS UP, 240 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:48,648 AND YOU CAN HELP ME DEFEAT CHAOS. 241 00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:49,849 I'LL SHOW YOU THE ROPES. 242 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:53,552 ARE THESE THE ROPES OF WHICH YOU SPEAK? 243 00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:56,589 NO. THOSE ARE SHAOLIN WOOSHOO WARLORDS. 244 00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:59,225 PLAYING AN INTERNET VIDEO GAME 245 00:10:59,358 --> 00:11:02,395 IS HARDLY THE STUFF OF HUMAN DRAMA, DANNY. 246 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:04,163 BUT IT'S FUN. 247 00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:06,232 FUN IS RELATIVE. 248 00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:09,335 WHEN I SEE A STUDENT PASS THROUGH THE PORTALS OF CASPER HIGH 249 00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:12,171 FOR THE LAST TIME, BRIMMING WITH THE KNOWLEDGE 250 00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:15,474 THAT IT TAKES TO MAKE IT IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD, 251 00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:17,043 TO ME, THAT'S FUN. 252 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:18,577 THEN YOU NEED TO GET OUT MORE. 253 00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:21,414 AND YOU NEED TO STAY IN MORE. 254 00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:26,318 AND HERE ARE A COUPLE OF PEOPLE WHO WILL MAKE YOU DO JUST THAT. 255 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,254 MY PARENTS! 256 00:11:34,927 --> 00:11:39,198 NOW, WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS "SKILL" CONTEST? 257 00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:42,168 TO DEFEAT ALL FOES, REACH LEVEL 13, 258 00:11:42,301 --> 00:11:45,137 AND RETRIEVE THE 7 SILVER KEYS TO THE APOCALYPSE. 259 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:47,106 AND WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THAT? 260 00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:50,309 GAIN ULTIMATE POWER AND ACCESS TO THE WORLD WIDE WEB! 261 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:51,711 VERY WELL. 262 00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:55,648 THEN I, TECHNUS, SHALL USE MY GHOST POWERS 263 00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:57,850 AND NEWFOUND GAMING PROWESS 264 00:11:58,017 --> 00:12:00,553 TO WIN THE GAME AND SPREAD MY INTELLECT 265 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:03,089 TO EVERY MACHINE IN THE WORLD. 266 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,558 MY, THAT WAS A LONG SPEECH. 267 00:12:05,691 --> 00:12:07,460 WHAT? TECHNUS? 268 00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:09,061 BINGO, BOOBY. 269 00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:10,229 GAME OVER! 270 00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:12,832 HA HA! 271 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,038 AAH! 272 00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:21,006 THAT WAS FUN. 273 00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:23,375 OH, NO. TECHNUS IS IN THE GAME. 274 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,444 AND HE'S ABLE TO USE HIS GHOST POWERS. 275 00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:27,913 I'VE GOTTA STOP HIM BEFORE HE GETS TO THE INTERNET. 276 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:33,018 "LAZY, UNFOCUSSED, ILL-PREPARED, LETHARGIC." 277 00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:34,487 NEED I GO ON? 278 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:35,755 DAD, I-- 279 00:12:35,821 --> 00:12:37,890 NOW, THAT'S ENOUGH OF YOUR SASS TALK, MISTER. 280 00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,925 WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST, MR. LANCER? 281 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:43,095 DANNY WILL PASS. I KNOW HE'S CAPABLE. 282 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:47,366 BUT I'D LIKE HIM TO SPEND HIS AFTER-SCHOOL HOURS IN MY OFFICE STUDYING 283 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:50,436 UNTIL I ADMINISTER THE MAKE-UP EXAM. 284 00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:53,339 Both: BUT I HAVE STUFF TO DO AFTER CLASS. 285 00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:54,473 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 286 00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:56,942 AH, BUT CONSIDER THIS. 287 00:12:57,109 --> 00:13:00,346 IF YOU FAIL, YOU MAY BE HELD BACK A YEAR. 288 00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:04,517 IF IT'S BORING ONCE, IMAGINE TAKING IT AGAIN. 289 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,318 GET THIS STRAIGHT, DANNY. 290 00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:07,353 YOU'RE A FENTON. 291 00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:08,454 FENTONS GET A's... 292 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:11,323 OR IN YOUR FATHER'S CASE, B-MINUSES. 293 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:12,725 SOLID B-MINUSES. 294 00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:14,660 UNTIL YOU RETAKE THIS TEST 295 00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:18,197 AND PASS IT WITH FLYING COLORS, 296 00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:21,901 WE'RE FORBIDDING ACCESS TO ALL ELECTRONIC DEVICES. 297 00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:23,202 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 298 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,537 IT'S TUCKER. 299 00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:25,938 HE'S BUSY! 300 00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:27,139 [SCREAMING] 301 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:37,349 INTERESTING. 302 00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:41,921 I SEEM TO GROW STRONGER AND WITH EACH VANQUISHED FOE. 303 00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:44,657 THIS IS BAD. HE'S FIGURING THE GAME OUT. 304 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,158 WHY WON'T DANNY ANSWER? 305 00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:47,159 MAYBE HE'S BUSY. 306 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:48,828 COULD YOU USE A HAND? 307 00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:50,062 FAT CHANCE. 308 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,965 IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF. 309 00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:54,967 EVERY MAN, HUH? 310 00:13:58,771 --> 00:13:59,672 WHAT? 311 00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:01,307 YOU'RE CHAOS? 312 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,542 IF YOU WERE GAME SAVVY, YOU'D KNOW THAT. 313 00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:08,280 I'M GHOST BOY. I'M FRIAR TUCK. 314 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:11,584 WE DON'T NEED YOUR HELP BECAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL. 315 00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:15,054 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH ALREADY. 316 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:20,125 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WAS YOU DUSTING US ALL THIS TIME. 317 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,393 WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING? 318 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,761 I TRIED TO, 319 00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:24,530 BUT BETWEEN THE CONDESCENSION AND THE COCKINESS, 320 00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,332 I BARELY HAD TIME FOR ANYTHING ELSE. 321 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,834 WELL, THE MAIN THING IS, 322 00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:30,536 SAM CAN HELP ME FIGHT TECHNUS 323 00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:32,838 WHILE YOU'RE OUT OF COMMISSION. 324 00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:34,740 I MEAN, I CAN HELP SAM. 325 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,208 WHAT A MESS. 326 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,544 IT'S MY FAULT TECHNUS IS OUT THERE 327 00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:40,880 WHILE I'M STUCK STUDYING THE WORLD'S DULLEST SUBJECT. 328 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,915 JUST LEAVE EVERYTHING TO US, DANNY. 329 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,818 TECHNUS MAY HAVE THE POWER, BUT WE'VE GOT THE MOVES. 330 00:14:46,952 --> 00:14:48,287 I'VE GOT LOTS OF CHEAT CODES 331 00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:50,422 AND SECRET POWER-UPS IN MY ARSENAL. 332 00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:53,392 OF COURSE, YOU GUYS MUST KNOW ALL THOSE, TOO, RIGHT? 333 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:55,828 WEIRD. THE GIRLS DO. 334 00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:58,130 MAYBE YOU GUYS NEED TO COMMUNICATE BETTER. 335 00:14:58,297 --> 00:14:59,798 Lancer: DANNY FENTON! 336 00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:02,568 MY CLASSROOM! NOW! 337 00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:07,740 [SNORING] 338 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:11,143 UH! HUH! 339 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,813 GOING SOMEWHERE, MR. FENTON? 340 00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:18,484 JUST STRETCHING MY LEGS. 341 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,452 OH, WRITING YOUR SISTER, HUH? 342 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,087 YOU HAVE A SISTER? 343 00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:23,656 I HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN AGES. 344 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,424 CAN'T AFFORD THE PLANE FARE. 345 00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:27,927 YOU KNOW, THIS WOULD BE AN EXCELLENT TIME FOR YOU TO SAY, 346 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:30,863 "GOSH, MR. LANCER, I NEVER REALIZED BEING A TEACHER 347 00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:32,865 COULD BE SO DIFFICULT." 348 00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:35,234 I'M 14. I DON'T REALLY CARE. 349 00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:36,535 YES, YES, OF COURSE. 350 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:39,505 GONNA GET SOME AIR. 351 00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:44,176 GOTTA CROSS TEACHER OFF MY "WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GROW UP" LIST. 352 00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,214 YOU GUYS THERE? 353 00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:51,216 Sam: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONLINE? 354 00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:52,518 JUST CHECKING IN. 355 00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:53,886 HOW'S IT GOING? 356 00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:55,521 WE'RE KEEPING TECHNUS IN CHECK. 357 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:56,722 BUT HE'S GETTING STRONGER. 358 00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:58,157 IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME 359 00:15:58,257 --> 00:15:59,591 BEFORE HE MASTERS THE GAME. 360 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:03,629 WISH I COULD HELP. STUDYING IS A DRAG. 361 00:16:03,762 --> 00:16:04,630 IS IT, DANNY? 362 00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:06,231 MR. LANCER! 363 00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,067 I WAS JUST TAKING-- 364 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,703 TAKING UP MY VALUABLE TIME. 365 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,105 THERE ARE NO CHEAT CODES IN SCHOOL, DANNY, 366 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:14,239 OR IN LIFE. 367 00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:17,176 BUT IF YOU DON'T CARE, WHY SHOULD I? 368 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,953 HERE WE GO. 369 00:16:28,053 --> 00:16:30,756 UM, IN THE POEM "THE TIGER," 370 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,625 WHY DOES HE RHYME THE WORDS "I" AND "SYMMETRY"? 371 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,794 THE POEM WAS WRITTEN IN THE EARLY 1800s. 372 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:38,998 I'M SURE THERE WERE MULTIPLE WAYS TO PRONOUNCE THAT WORD. 373 00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:41,467 AND IT'S BLAKE, RIGHT? 374 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:42,801 WILLIAM BLAKE? 375 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,670 ACTUALLY, YES. 376 00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:46,638 THERE WERE ACTUALLY OTHER POEMS HE WROTE 377 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:49,108 THAT USED THE SAME FORM OF RHYME SCHEME. 378 00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:50,676 REALLY? WHICH ONES? 379 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,550 ARGH! 380 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,420 NOT BAD FOR A GUY WITH NO MOVES, HUH? 381 00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:23,208 OH, NO! HE FOUND THE POWER PLUS CUBE. 382 00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:33,952 FAREWELL, CHILDREN. 383 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,822 I, THE NEW, IMPROVED TECHNUS, 384 00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:39,091 HAVE REACHED THE NEXT LEVEL! 385 00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:49,068 WELL, IT'S NOW OR NEVER... AND IT BETTER BE NOW. 386 00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:52,237 I'VE GOT LESS THAN AN HOUR BEFORE TECHNUS GETS TO THE LAST LEVEL. 387 00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:02,748 MM-HMM. MM-HMM. 388 00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:04,416 HMM... 389 00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:06,552 MMM... MM-HMM. 390 00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:11,723 91. 91? I ACED IT? 391 00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:14,893 JUST BARELY, BUT YES. 392 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:16,095 YOU ACED IT. 393 00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:19,131 YES! I KNEW I COULD DO IT! 394 00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:22,401 HEY, I DID. I DID KNOW I COULD DO IT. 395 00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:23,435 THANKS. 396 00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:25,704 YES. WELL, DON'T THINK THIS MEANS 397 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:28,140 I WON'T BE KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU, FENTON. 398 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,309 DON'T THINK THIS MEANS YOU WON'T HAVE TO. 399 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:33,045 I ACED IT! 400 00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:36,715 AH, THE OLD "I DON'T GET TO SEE MY SISTER SPEECH" 401 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,317 GETS 'EM EVERY TIME. 402 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,619 WHY DON'T THEY EVER REALIZE THAT'S ME IN A DRESS? 403 00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:42,521 HELLO! 404 00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:44,389 NOT AN IDIOT! SEE YA! 405 00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:48,260 I SHOULD GIVE HIM HIS PHONE BACK. 406 00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:51,797 YO, GUYS, I'M HERE. 407 00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:54,066 AND I ACED THE TEST. 408 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,267 DUDE, THAT'S GREAT. 409 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,035 YOU GOT A HUNDRED? UH! 410 00:18:57,202 --> 00:18:58,637 HEH HEH HEH! 411 00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:02,941 NO. I GOT AN A-MINUS. A SOLID A-MINUS. 412 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,309 WE'RE IN LEVEL 13. 413 00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,912 TECHNUS HAS 5 OF THE 7 SILVER KEYS. 414 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,948 TWO MORE AND HE'S KING OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB. 415 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:11,049 [ROAR] 416 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:14,786 IT'LL TAKE ME FOREVER TO REACH LEVEL 13. 417 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,224 HE'S USING HIS GHOST POWERS. 418 00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:20,559 I CAN'T STOP HIM. 419 00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:23,862 GHOST POWERS? UH! I'M SUCH AN IDIOT. 420 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,098 TECHNUS USED HIS GHOST POWERS IN THE GAMES, 421 00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:28,333 SO WHY CAN'T I, RIGHT? 422 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,678 ALL RIGHT, I'M IN. THIS HAD BETTER WORK. 423 00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:45,517 WHOA! EXCELLENT! 424 00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,619 I'M LEARNING ALL OVER THE PLACE TODAY. 425 00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:55,627 SWEET. MY POWERS ARE THE ULTIMATE CHEAT CODE. 426 00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:56,662 [HORN BLARES] 427 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,203 YES! TWO MORE KEYS, 428 00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:07,573 THEN I, THE NEW, IMPROVED TECHNUS, 429 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:11,743 SHALL BE THE HIP, MODERN RULER OF THE WORLD. 430 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,812 HA HA HA! 431 00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:30,896 HA HA HA! 432 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:36,635 HA HA! I, TECHNUS, AM TOTALLY FRYING YOUR BACON! 433 00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:38,904 WELL, THAT'S ONE THING HE HASN'T UPGRADED-- 434 00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:40,005 HIS CATCHPHRASES. 435 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,910 HA HA! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME! 436 00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:46,878 FOR I AM TECHNUS, MASTER OF-- 437 00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:50,215 MASTER OF LONGWINDED INTRODUCTIONS. 438 00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:53,485 DO YOU EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF? 439 00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:54,686 DO SOMETHING, DANNY. 440 00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:57,022 WE'RE ONE KEY AWAY FROM A CATASTROPHE. 441 00:20:57,155 --> 00:20:59,358 OH, AND CONGRATS ON THE "A." 442 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,760 THANKS! 443 00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:05,764 HA HA! 444 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,235 NO! 445 00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:13,005 HIS VULNERABLE. KEEP HAMMERING HIM! 446 00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:20,879 DO YOU THINK HE GAVE UP? 447 00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,848 NEGATIVE. INCOMING! 448 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,220 TUCK, REMEMBER THAT MEGACHEAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT? 449 00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:29,588 TIME TO BUST IT OUT? 450 00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:31,223 TIME TO BUST IT OUT. 451 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:32,624 HOLD TECHNUS OFF TILL I GET BACK. 452 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,073 HERE GOES EVERYTHING. 453 00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:57,816 TUCKER! UH! 454 00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:03,255 THE GAME IS OVER. VICTORY IS MINE! 455 00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:05,691 ANY LAST REQUESTS, CHILD? 456 00:22:05,857 --> 00:22:09,628 UM, YEAH. COULD YOU TAKE OUT THE TRASH, SAM. 457 00:22:09,761 --> 00:22:11,229 Sam: WITH PLEASURE. 458 00:22:11,363 --> 00:22:12,631 YAH! 459 00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:15,300 NOT BAD FOR A GIRL. 460 00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:16,702 IGNORING THAT. 461 00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:17,736 CARE TO LEND A HAND. 462 00:22:17,869 --> 00:22:20,238 AAH! 463 00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:22,574 WHAT? WHERE AM I? 464 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:24,176 IT'S LEVEL ZERO. 465 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,178 IT'S A GLITCH IN THE PROGRAM. 466 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,847 ONE WAY IN, NO WAY OUT. 467 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:33,385 NOW, LISTEN HERE, YOUNG WHIPPER-SNAPPER, 468 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:37,723 I, TECHNUS, AM HIP AND FUNKY, FRESH AND-- 469 00:22:38,957 --> 00:22:40,959 TOTALLY OUT OF DATE. 470 00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:44,363 GOOD THING I UPGRADED MY ANTIVIRUS PROGRAM. 471 00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:45,764 DID I MISS ANYTHING? 472 00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:48,967 JUST THE MOST AWESOME DISPLAY OF GAMESMANSHIP EVER. 473 00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:52,971 HEY, GUYS, WE'VE GOT THE 7 SILVER KEYS TO THE APOCALYPSE. 474 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:56,208 ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS OPEN THE DOOR, AND WE WIN THE GAME. 475 00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:05,050 HUH? HUH? 476 00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:09,287 WHO ON EARTH COULD HAVE DONE THAT? 477 00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:14,760 HA HA! ONCE AGAIN I HAVE THE SEVENTH SILVER KEY, 478 00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:17,195 AND I AM VICTORIOUS! 479 00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:20,699 ME, MR. LANCER! 480 00:23:20,832 --> 00:23:23,802 I'VE GOTTA STOP DOING THAT. 32497

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