Original subtitles

[Light switch clicks]

BUZZ: Rod, do they have nude beaches in Florida?

GlRL: Where are my magazines?

FRANK: Leslie!

Leslie, what'd you do with my golf balls?

BUZZ: Fifteen and a half sunblock.

BUZZ: Fifteen and a half sunblock.

TRACY: Could I get a string bikini in Florida?

LESLlE: Pack your beach towel.

BUZZ: Nobody can order pizza in this house.

FRANK: Where are my golf balls?

BUZZ: You know why? 'Cause I'm the only guy who likes pizza.

TRACY: Has anybody seen my sunblock?

What's the point of going to Florida...

if you're gonna put on sunblock?

I don't care if I age like an old suitcase.

-I'm getting toasted. -Great.

Now you can be a skag with slightly darker skin.

He's jealous 'cause he can't tan.

His freckles just connect.

FRANK: Hey, easy on the fluids, pal.

The rubber sheets are packed.

BOB EUBANKS ON TV: Vicky goes with Ding.

Behind Ding is 200 points.

All right. Good for you.

[Tape rewinds]

RECORDlNG: Two hundred points. All right.

KATE: Honey, are you packed yet?

KEVlN: Yes.

RECORDlNG: Yes.

Everything I put out for you?

Yes.

RECORDlNG: Yes.

You see what Grandma Penelope sent you for the trip?

Uh, let me guess. Donald Duck slippers?

Ah ha! Close.

An inflatable clown to play with in the pool.

How exciting.

Why are we going to Florida?

There's no Christmas trees there.

What is it with you and Christmas trees?

How can we have Christmas without a Christmas tree?

We'll find a nice, fake silver one...

or decorate a palm tree.

BOB EUBANKS: Good-bye, everybody.

Guests of The New Celebrity Ding Dang Dong...

stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel...

New York's most exciting hotel experience.

For reservations, call toll free--1-800...

PETER: Know where the battery for this camcorder is?

KATE: Yeah, I put it in the charger.

[Beeping]

PETER: How's this?

KATE: Oh, much better.

PETER: Kevin, you better put your tie on.

We don't want to be late for the Christmas pageant.

My tie's in the bathroom. I can't go in there.

Uncle Frank's taking a shower.

He says if I saw him naked...

I'd grow up never feeling like a real man.

Whatever that means.

PETER: I'm sure he was kidding.

Just run in there, get your tie, get out...

and don't look at anything.

FRANK SlNGlNG HORRlBLY: Well

This cat they're talking about

I wonderwho could it be

'Cause they know I'm the heaviest cat

The heaviest cat you ever did see

Women see me walking down the street

None of the fellas want to speak

Oh hey hey, on their faces

They wear a silly smirk

'Cause they know I'm the king

Of the cool

Jerk

RADlO: Ooh

FRANK: Get out of here, you nosy little pervert...

or I'll slap you silly!

Oh, you're cooking, Frankie!

[Singing] Christmas tree

My Christmas tree

Lit up like a star

When I see my Christmas tree

Can loved ones be far?

Christmas tree, I'm certain

Wherever I roam

KATE: Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Leslie.

PETER: Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Frank.

LESLlE: Frank, Kev--Frank.

FRANK: Huh?

KEVlN: [Singing] Christmastime means laughter

Toboggans in the snow

Caroling to children

With faces aglow

Stockings on the mantel

A wreath on the door

And my merriest Christmas

Needs just one thing more

BOY SlNGlNG: Christmas tree, my Christmas tree

Lit up like--

Oh!

Oh!

FRANK: Ha ha ha!

Kevin!

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...

I'd like to apologize to my family...

for whatever displeasure I might have caused you.

KEVlN: What?

My prank was immature and ill-timed.

FRANK: lmmature or not...

it was pretty gol-dern hilarious.

I'd also like to apologize to my brother.

Kevin, I'm sorry.

KATE: Oh, Buzz, that was very nice.

Kevin, do you have something to say?

Beat that, you little trout sniffer.

I'm not sorry! Buzz humiliated me.

He gets away with everything, so I let him have it.

And since you're so stupid to believe him...

I don't care if your idiotic Florida trip gets wrecked.

Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate anyway?

KATE: Kevin!

PETER: You walk out, you sleep on the third floor.

Yeah, with me.

What else is new?

FRANK: You'd better not wreck my trip, you little sourpuss.

Your dad's paying good money for it.

I wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate.

What a troubled young man.

They're all a bunch of jerks.

KATE: Hi.

Last time we tried to take a trip...

we had a problem that started just like this.

KEVlN: Yeah, with me getting crapped on.

KATE: I don't care for your choice of words.

That's not what happened last time or this time.

Buzz apologized to you.

Yeah, then he called me a trout sniffer.

He didn't mean what he said. He was just sucking up to you.

OK. Sit here for a while and think things over.

When you're ready to apologize to Buzz and everyone else...

you can come down.

I'm not apologizing to Buzz.

I'd rather kiss a toilet seat.

Then you can stay here the rest of the night.

Fine. I don't wanna be down there.

I can't trust anybody in this family.

If I had my own money...

I'd go on my own vacation, alone, without any of you guys.

I'd have the most fun in my life.

You got your wish last year. Maybe you'll get it again.

I hope so.

[Beeping]

[Doorbell rings]

BOTH: We did it again!

Aah!

KATE: Our McCallisters in the first van...

the other McCallisters in the second van.

FRANK: I know I shouldn't complain...

but you guys give the worst wake-up calls.

KATE: Do you have the tickets?

LESLlE: I've got them. Here's your family's.

KATE: How many do you have?

-Seven. -Seven?

-Fourteen. -Fourteen.

KATE: Seven...

eight, nine, ten.

MEGAN: How come we aren't sitting together?

KATE: We're lucky to get on the same plane.

Eleven, twelve, thirteen...

Where's Kevin?

KEVlN: Fourteen.

It's a good thing I have my own ticket...

in case you guys try to ditch me.

PETER: Come on, Kevin.

KEVlN: Dad, I need batteries.

PETER: They're in my bag. Wait till we're on the plane.

KEVlN: Why can't I get them now? I can get them.

PETER: What's the gate number?

Eight-seventeen, sir.

Hurry up. It's the last gate.

KEVlN: Wow.

PETER: Eight-seventeen, Buzz! Come on, Kevin.

Kevin, you going to take my bag?

You going to take my bag? Come on.

PETER: Watch it, watch it, watch it.

P.A.: American Airlines flight 226 to New York...

is now in the final boarding process.

Come on, come on.

Dad, wait up!

Dad, wait up!

Wait up!

Wait!

BUZZ: Look out! Look out!

KATE: Come on, come on!

KEVlN: Dad, wait!

KATE: Here we are. Here.

PETER: Everybody here? We made it? All right.

The plane is ready to leave.

KATE: Let me just make sure everyone gets on.

Don't worry. We'll make sure.

WOMAN: Merry Christmas. Have a nice flight.

-Merry Christmas. -Bye-bye.

Hey, wait up! Hey, guys, wait for me!

-Cutting it kind of close. -Yeah, sorry.

ATTENDANT: Merry Christmas.

Dad, wait up!

Wait!

KEVlN: I'm sorry.

ATTENDANT: That's all right. Are you on this flight?

KEVlN: Yeah, so is my family.

They're already on the plane. I don't want to be left behind.

-Do you have a boarding pass? -It's somewhere.

SUPERVlSOR: We have to close up.

ATTENDANT: He dropped his boarding pass.

KEVlN: This plane can't leave.

This happened to me last year.

Are you sure your family's on this flight?

KEVlN: Yeah. My dad ran in here before I bumped into her.

OK, board him...

but make sure he locates his family before you leave him.

ATTENDANT: Do you see your family?

KEVlN: There's my dad over there.

ATTENDANT: OK. Find a seat.

-Have a merry Christmas. -You, too.

STEWARDESS: In order for the captain to push back...

we need all passengers to be seated...

with their seat belts securely fastened.

KEVlN: So, have you ever been to Florida?

[Speaking French]

[Rock and roll music playing]

STEWARDESS: Welcome aboard American Airlines flight 176...

nonstop to New York...

TOM PETTY SlNGlNG: Oh, baby, it's Christmas

All over

Again...

PETER: I didn't think we were going to make it.

Something wrong?

Honey?

I have that feeling.

We forgot something?

No, I don't thinkwe did, but l...

I just have that feeling.

Bad memories, that's all.

We did everything, we brought everything...

we have everybody.

There's nothing to worry about.

KATE: Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

You're right. We're fine.

PETER: Nothing to worry about.

KEVlN: Mom?

Dad?

Uncle Frank?

Buzz?

STEWARDESS: We're the last ones off the plane.

Where are those guys?

-Whose is this? -That's Brooke's.

PETER: This is Megan's. Brooke. Give this to Brooke.

Give this to Kevin.

Give this to Kevin.

Give this to Kevin.

-Give this to Kevin. -Kevin.

Give this to Kevin.

-Give this to Kevin. -Give this to Kevin.

Give this to Kevin.

-Give this to Kevin. -Give this to Kevin.

Here you go, Kevin.

Kevin's not here.

Kevin's not here.

Kevin's not here.

Kevin's not here.

Kevin's not here.

Kevin's not here.

Kevin's not here.

Kevin's not here.

Kevin's not here.

Kevin's not here.

PETER: What?!

Kevin!

Excuse me, but this is an emergency.

Yes, sir?

What city is that over there?

That's New York, sir.

Yikes, I did it again.

Something wrong, sir?

I'll be fine.

Oh, no.

My family's in Florida, and I'm in New York.

My family's in Florida...

I'm in New York?

DARLENE LOVE SlNGlNG: The cold wind is blowin'

And the streets are gettin' dark

I'm writing you a letter

And I don't know where to start

The bells will be ringing

At St. John the Divine

I get a little lonely

Every year 'round this time

The music plays all night

In Little ltaly

The lights will be going up

On old Rockefeller Tree

People window shoppin' on Fifth Avenue

All I want for Christmas is you

I've gotta know

Where all the lonely hearts go

'Cause nobody oughta be

Alone on Christmas

I've gotta know

Oh

What's the child's name?

BOTH: Kevin.

KATE: K-E-V-l-N.

OFFlCER: When did you see him last?

KATE: Curbside check-in?

PETER: I saw him at the door. He was with us in the terminal.

OFFlCER: Most people get separated at security checks.

Did everyone get through security?

KATE: I don't know. Peter?

PETER: We were in a hurry. We ran all the way to the gate.

When did you notice he was missing?

KATE: When we picked up our baggage here.

OFFlCER: Has the boy ever run away from home?

BOTH: No.

Has he ever been on his own?

PETER: Mmm.

KATE: As a matter of fact, this has happened before.

It's becoming sort of a family travel tradition.

PETER: Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage.

KATE: He was left at home by accident last year.

PETER: Yeah, that's what my wife meant...

when she said it's a family travel tradition.

We'll call Chicago and, uh... notify them of the situation.

The odds are that's where he is.

PETER: Thanks.

It's very unlikely he'd be anywhere else.

[Honk honk]

TRUCK DRlVER: Watch out, kid!

MAN: Yo, where's your manifest?

HARRY: Here we are, Marv.

New York City, the land of opportunity.

Smell that?

MARV: Yeah.

You know what that is?

Fish.

It's freedom.

No, it's fish.

It's freedom, and it's money.

OK, OK. It's freedom.

Let's get out of here before somebody sees us.

And it's fish.

HARRY: Yup, one quick score.

We get ourselves a couple of phony passports...

we hightail it to some foreign country.

MARV: Arizona?

That's very smart, Marv.

You bust out of jail to rob fourteen cents from Santa Claus?

Every little bit helps.

Besides, now we got our new nickname.

We're the Sticky Bandits.

Real cute.

-Very cute. -Huh?

KEVlN: The Plaza Hotel...

New York's most exciting hotel experience.

Sick.

MARV: What's the matter?

HARRY: Thought I saw something.

Pardonnez-moi, mon cherie.

WOMAN: Hmm.

HARRY: Serves you right. Come on, let's go!

MARV: I think she likes me.

Ahh.

Excuse me. Where's the lobby?

Down the hall and to the left.

Thanks.

Wow!

TAPE: Guests of The New Celebrity Ding Dang Dong...

stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel...

New York's most exciting hotel experience.

For reservations call toll-free 1-800-759-3000.

I'll do just that.

KEVlN: Howdy-do. This is Peter McCallister, the father.

I'd like a hotel room, please...

with an extra-large bed, a TV...

and one of those little refrigerators...

you have to open with a key.

Credit card? You got it.

Plaza hotel reservations. May I help you?

RECORDlNG: [Slow speed] Howdy-do.

This is Peter McCallister, the father.

I'd like a hotel room, please...

with an extra-large bed, a TV...

and one of those little refrigerators...

you have to open with a key.

Sir, you'll need a major credit card upon check-in.

RECORDlNG: Credit card? You got it.

WOMAN: Thank you. Enjoy your stay.

CONClERGE: Yes, two at 8:00, Henri--Mr. Yamamoto.

Hold on a second.

I'll call you back, Henri.

Hi.

Can I help you?

Reservation for McCallister?

A reservation for yourself?

Ma'am, my feet are hardly touching the ground.

I'm barely able to look over this counter.

How could I make a hotel reservation?

Think about it--

a kid going into a hotel, making a reservation?

I don't think so.

I'm confused.

I'm traveling with my dad.

He's on business. He's at a meeting.

I hate meetings...

plus I'm not allowed to go in.

I can only sit in the lobby.

That's boring...

so my dad dropped me off here.

He gave me his credit card...

and said whoever was checking people in...

to let me in the hotel room...

so I won't get into mischief...

and, ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief.

We all do!

OFFlCER: Merry Christmas.

No sign of him.

We'll have to be able to get ahold of you.

-You have hotel arrangements? -Yeah.

Do you have a recent photo of the boy?

PETER: I have one in my wallet.

I don't have my wallet.

My wallet's in my bag.

Kevin was looking in my bag at the airport.

He was looking for batteries. Kevin has my wallet.

Did you have credit cards in the wallet?

Credit cards, money.

We'll notify the credit card companies.

If your son has the cards...

we can get a location on him when and if he uses them.

I don't think Kevin even knows how to use a credit card.

Wow! It worked.

-Cedric. -Yes?

Don't count your tips in public...

and find out everything you can about that young fellow.

WOMAN: Front, please.

Enjoy your stay with us.

Don't forget to remind your dad when he arrives...

that he has to come down and sign a couple of things.

KEVlN: Thank you. You've been most helpful.

CEDRlC: May I take your bag, sir?

[Elevator bell rings]

CEDRlC: Up here to your left.

You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor.

KEVlN: The vacuum guy?

CEDRlC: No, the, uh, president.

This is one of our finest suites, sir.

This is great!

KEVlN: Wow! A huge bed just for me!

Luxurious...

and spacious.

How convenient!

Hey!

Did you want me to put the key in the bag...

or did you just want to hang on to it?

I'll hang on to it.

Is everything all right, sir?

Is the temperature in the room OK?

It's OK.

Do you know how the TV works?

I'm ten years old. TV's my life.

Well...

Oh, I'm sorry.

And there's plenty more where that came from.

CEDRlC: Thank you.

BOBBY HELMS SlNGlNG: Jingle bell, jingle bell

Jingle bell rock

Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring

Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun

Nowthe jingle hop has begun

Giddyap, jingle horse, pick up yourfeet

Jingle around the clock

Would it bother anyone if I worked on my cannonballs?

MAN ON LEFT: No.

Thanks.

BOBBY HELMS SlNGlNG: That's the jingle bell

That's the jingle bell

That's the jingle bell rock

KEVlN: Yikes!

This is a vacation.

Hold it right there.

It's me, Johnny.

I knew it was you.

I could smell you getting off the elevator.

Two scoops, sir?

Two? Make it three. I'm not driving.

WOMAN ON TV: It's gardenias, Johnny...

your favorite.

You was here last night, too, wasn't you?

I was singin' at the Blue Monkey last night.

She was not! She was smooching with your brother.

You was here...

and you was smooching with my brother!

WOMAN ON TV: That's a dirty, rotten lie, Johnny.

Don't give me that.

You been smooching with everybody!

Snuffy, Al, Leo...

Iittle Mo with the gimpy leg...

Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff.

I could go on forever, baby.

WOMAN ON TV: You got me all wrong.

JOHNNY: All right.

I believe you...

but my Tommy gun don't!

Johnny!

You're the only duck in my pond!

Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.

WOMAN ON TV: Baby! I'm over the moon for ya!

You got to do betterthan that!

If my love was an ocean...

Lindy'd have to take two airplanes to get across it!

Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you.

-Oh! -That's why I'll let you go.

I'm going to give you to the count of three...

to get your lousy, lying, lowdown...

four-flushing carcass out my door!

She's rat bait.

One...

two...

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Three!

Merry Christmas, you filthy animal...

and a happy New Year.

[Gunshot]

[Elevator bell rings]

[German accent] Housekeeping.

[Gasps]

ALAN JACKSON SlNGlNG: Have a holly, jolly Christmas

[Shower running]

TAPE OF FRANK SlNGlNG: We know a guy

Who can really do the cool jerk

We know a guy

Who can really do the cool jerk

Well, this cat they're talkin' about

I wonder who could it be

'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat

The heaviest cat you ever did see

Women see me walkin' down the street

None of the fellas want to speak

On their faces, they wear a silly smirk

'Cause they know I'm the king of the cool jerk

Whoo, cool jerk

Get out of here, you nosy little pervert...

or I'm going to slap you silly!

Oh, oh, oh...

you're cooking, Frankie!

CONClERGE: Oh!

ANDY WlLLlAMS SlNGlNG: It's the most wonderful time

Of the year

BACKGROUND SlNGERS: Ding dong

ANDYWlLLlAMS: With the kids jingle-belling

And everyone telling you

Be of good cheer

It's the most wonderful time of the year

BACKGROUND SlNGERS: Ding dong, ding dong

FRANK: Didn't look this bad on our honeymoon.

KEVlN: Hey! Uncle Rob lives here.

If they're back from Paris, I'll drop in on them.

They usually give pretty good presents.

CHlLDREN SlNGlNG: Distant stars at home up in the heavens

What a sight to see

Are they there to guide me?

KEVlN: Good night, Mom.

CHlLDREN SlNGlNG: Starlight shine bright

See me through the dark night

KATE: Good night, Kevin.

CHlLDREN SlNGlNG: Guide my pathway

Guide me home for Christmas day

Your drawers, sir.

Jeez! Don't flash these babies around here!

There could be girls on this floor!

I was very careful, sir.

You can't be too careful when it involves underwear.

I understand.

I'm sorry. You wanted a tip.

That won't be necessary, sir.

I still have some tip left over.

No tip? OK.

No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!

[Elevator bell rings]

MAN: How do I get to Columbus Circle?

CONClERGE: The doorman will be happy to find you a taxi as--

Mr. McCallister!

Uh...excuse me.

MAN: Sure.

And how are we this morning?

Fine. Is my transportation here?

Out in front, sir.

A limousine and a pizza...

compliments of the Plaza Hotel.

I do hope your father understands...

that last night I was simply checking the room...

to make sure everything was in order.

Oh, he was pretty mad.

He was?

He said he didn't come to New York...

to get his naked rear end spied on.

Of course not.

Will he be down...soon?

He already left.

Oh. I would have liked...

to have offered my personal apology.

If some guy looked at you in the shower...

would you ever want to see him again?

I suppose not.

I don't think you'll see him for the rest of our trip.

I understand.

Bye.

Have a lovely day.

"M, M, M...

"McCallister."

-Morning, Mr. McCallister. -Good morning.

JOHNNY MATHlS SlNGlNG: It's beginning to look a lot

Iike Christmas

CEDRlC: Mr. McCallister, here's your very own...

cheese pizza.

JOHNNY MATHlS SlNGlNG: Take a look in the five and ten

Listening once again

With candy canes and silver lanes aglow

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Toys in every store

But the prettiest sight to see

Is the holly that will be

KEVlN: Hello?

DRlVER: Hello.

Know any good toy stores?

Yes, sir!

BACKGROUND SlNGERS: It's beginning to look a lot

Iike Christmas

Soon the bells will start

JOHNNY MATHlS: And the thing that will make them ring

Is the carol that you sing

Right within your heart

CONClERGE: Bingo!

HARRY: Get out of here! Go on! Get out of here!

Beat it! Get out of here!

Hey...Marv!

Get over here! I got to talk to you!

MARV: Whoa! Whoa!

Would you like a scarf?

Forget the scarf, Marv. We got to talk.

We don't have the equipment to pull off anything big--

you know, your banks, jewelry stores.

We don't want goods.

We need cash, and we need it now.

MARV: How about, uh...

hotels?

Tourists carry lots of cash.

There's no guarantees.

I got a better idea.

Stores don't deposit cash on Christmas Eve.

The only stores that'll have cash on hand...

are ones that deal in moderate-priced goods.

MARV: Right...right.

HARRY: What stores make lots of cash Christmas Eve...

that nobody's going to think to rob?

Candy stores.

Nine-year-olds rob candy stores, Marv.

This is what I had in mind.

MARV: That's brilliant, Harry.

Brilliant!

HARRY: Yep. There's nobody dumb enough...

to knock off a toy store on Christmas Eve.

Oh, yes, there is.

DRlVER: Here we are, sir...

Duncan's Toy Chest.

Merry Christmas, Kevin.

This is the greatest accident of my life.

Marv. Marv!

Hey, nice house, but there's no bathroom in it.

MARV: What's the plan?

HARRY: Everybody leaves for a nice holiday off.

We come out of our little houses...

Yeah, then what?

We empty the registers and walk out like we own the joint.

Great plan, Harry!

MAN: Shake his hand.

CASHlER: Well, now thank you and merry Christmas.

Say hello to the family.

Oh, yes. Let me see.

Eh...

You shopping alone?

In New York?

Sir, I'm afraid of my own shadow.

CASHlER: I was just checking.

KEVlN: That's very responsible of you.

CASHlER: Oh, well, thank you.

KEVlN: My pleasure.

CASHlER: That'll be $23.75.

My, my, my!

Where did you get all that money?

Uh...I have a lot of grandmothers.

CASHlER: Oh.

Well, that explains it.

This is a really nice store--

one of the finer toy dealerships I've ever visited.

CASHlER: Oh, well, thank you.

KEVlN: Mr. Duncan must be a pretty nice guy...

Ietting all the kids come into his store...

and play with his toys.

Most toy stores prohibit that.

-Oh, is that so? -Yep.

Well, he loves kids.

As a matter of fact...

all the money the store takes in today...

Mr. Duncan is donating it to the Children's Hospital...

and the day after Christmas...

we empty all the money in the cash register...

and Mr. Duncan just takes it right down to the hospital.

That's very generous of him.

Well, children bring him a lot of joy...

as they do to everyone who appreciates them.

I'm not supposed to spend this money...

but I have twenty dollars from shoveling snow...

in a jar in our garage...

where my older brother can't find it.

So I'll pay my mother back with that.

You can give this to Mr. Duncan.

The hospital needs it more than I do.

Besides, I'll probably spend it on stuff...

that'll rot my teeth and my mind.

Aw...that's-- that's very sweet of you.

Eh...you see that tree there?

To show our appreciation for your generosity...

I'm going to let you select an object from that tree...

that you can take home with you.

-Free? -Oh, yeah.

CASHlER: Eh...may-- may I make a suggestion?

KEVlN: OK.

CASHlER: Take the turtledoves.

I could have two?

Well, two turtledoves.

I'll tell you what you do.

You keep one...

and you give the other one to a very special person.

You see...

turtledoves are a symbol of friendship and love.

As long as each of you have your turtledove...

you'll be friends forever.

Wow! I never knew that.

I thought they were just part of a song.

They are...

and--and for that very special reason.

Wow!

Thanks.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas to you, too.

Be sure to bundle up if you go outside.

It's a little nippy.

Oh, thank you, l--I'll do that.

Well, where to?

You promised you'd take me to the Central Park Zoo.

Hey!

Look who it is, Marv.

Come on. Let's get him.

WOMAN: Oh! Hey!

HARRY: Hiya, pal.

[Kevin gasps]

Aah!

Aah!

HARRY: Come on!

MAN: Hey!

MAN: Hey! Watch it, man!

[Package shatters]

VENDOR: Buy now and avoid the Christmas rush.

Two forfive dollars, fourforten.

All right.

MARV: There he is!

VENDOR: All right, kiddo!

-Thanks. -Merry Christmas.

-Oh! Hey! -Whoa!

MAN: Excuse me!

-Whoa! -Whoa!

-Oh! -Oh!

MARV: Ohh!

Yes!

WOMAN: Thank you for your suggestion.

CONClERGE: My duty and my pleasure.

KEVlN: You got to help me! There's two guys after me!

What's the matter?

Store wouldn't take your...

stolen credit card?

Let's see what the police have to say about this.

HARRY: Get up! Get up!

Come on! Let's go get him!

CONClERGE: Get back here, you little thief!

Stop that child!

CEDRlC: Grab him!

[Elevator bell rings]

CONClERGE: You little sh--

I've committed credit card fraud.

CONClERGE: Get me security!

We've got to stop that delinquent!

Come along, Cedric.

I've had enough of this vacation.

I'm going home.

Hold it right there.

This is the concierge, sir!

I knew it was you.

I could smell you getting off the elevator.

You was here last night, too, wasn't you?

Yes, sir...I was.

JOHNNY: You was here...

and you was smooching with my brother!

I'm--I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir.

Don't give me that.

You been smooching with everybody!

Snuffy, Al, Leo...

Iittle Mo with the gimpy leg...

Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff.

[Gasps]

No!

It's a lie!

JOHNNY: I could go on forever, baby.

I'm terribly sorry, sir...

but I'm afraid you're mistaken.

We're looking for a young man.

All right.

I believe you...

but my Tommy gun don't!

Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.

CONClERGE: On your knees.

I love you!

You got to do betterthan that!

EVERYONE: I love you!

JOHNNY: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you.

That's why I'm going to let you go.

I'm going to give you to the count of three...

to get your lousy, lying, lowdown...

four-flushing carcass out my door!

-One. -Open up the door!

Two.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Tommy gun firing]

Three!

JOHNNY: Merry Christmas, you filthy animal...

[Tommy gun fires]

JOHNNY: and a happy New Year.

[Gunshot]

Stay in your rooms!

This is an emergency!

There's an insane guest with a gun!

KEVlN: Nooo!

HARRY: Come to papa!

MARV: Ha! Round trip to Miami.

What's the matter? Get on the wrong plane, squirt?

HARRY: Looks like you won't be needing this, kid.

MARV: American don't fly to the promised land, little buddy.

HARRY: Come on!

HARRY: We spent nine months in jail...

thinking we had the worst luck in the universe.

We were wrong, little buddy.

MARV: We busted out of the clink, and we're doing fine.

We'll be doing even better...

because we're not robbing houses anymore.

Now we're robbing toy stores.

At midnight tonight...

we're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest.

Five floors of cash.

After that, we grab a couple of phony passports--

HARRY: Marv! Marv, you want to shut up?

MARV: What's the difference?

He's not going to talk to anybody...

except maybe a fish.

Or the undertaker.

HARRY: Let's just get him to the subway tunnel.

I'll feel a lot better once we get him on ice.

HARRY: I've got a gun in my pocket.

You open your mouth...

and you'll be spitting gum out through your forehead.

Well, hello.

-He did it. -Did what?

Thanks.

HARRY: Get him, will ya!

MARV: He went in the park.

HARRY: What are you doing?

Get up!

MARV: Overthere!

BOY: Quit it!

-Hey! -Creep!

-Give it! -What are you doing?

MARV: Hey, Harry, I got him.

HARRY: Let me see. That ain't him.

Put him down. That ain't him.

We should've shot him when we had the chance.

I hate pulling a job knowing that creep is on the loose.

MARV: What can he do? Kids are helpless.

HARRY: Not this kid.

MARV: This time, he doesn't have a houseful...

of dangerous goodies to get us with.

He's in the park. He's alone.

Kids are a-scared of the park.

HARRY: Yeah. Grown men come in the park...

and don't leave alive.

MARV: Yeah.

HARRY: Good luck, little fella.

KEVlN: I want to go home.

Mom, where are you?

[Speaking Spanish]

[Telephone rings]

Turn that down.

-Hello. -Kate McCallister, please.

-This is she. -Ma'am, we found your son.

-What? -The police know where Kevin is.

MAN: He's in New York City.

He's in New York.

-New York? -New York?

MAN: He checked into the Plaza with your husband's credit card.

I'm sure he was scared. He's not a troublemaker.

Would you hold just a second?

He used your credit card to check into the Plaza Hotel.

Do they still have him?

Do they have him?

MAN: No, police are still looking.

Damn it!

We're on the next flight out. Thank you.

We're going to New York.

-Yes! -Yes!

He ran away when they questioned him about the card.

He must be so scared.

Would he go to my brother's place?

Aren't they in Paris?

Maybe there's a housesitter.

I thought you said they're renovating.

[Knock on door]

Hello!

Uncle Rob?

Aunt Georgette?

Anybody home?

Hello!

Anybody home?

It's me, your favorite nephew Kevin.

Uncle Rob!

Aunt Georgette!

[Muttering]

Watch it, kid!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

WOMAN: Hey, looking for somebody...

to read you a bedtime story?

[Laughing]

Taxi!

Boy, it's scary out there.

Ain't much better in here, kid.

I don't want to ever take a vacation like this again.

Where did all you come from?

I may not have enough for everybody.

How hungry are you guys?

Well, you guys ate all my food.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Look, I'm sorry I screamed in yourface.

You were just trying to help me, right?

I'm Kevin McCallister.

Your birds are real nice.

I've seen you before.

You had pigeons all over you.

At first, you looked kind of scary.

But when I think about it, it's not so bad.

They must be all over you 'cause they like you.

If I'm bothering you, I can leave.

Am I bothering you?

No.

Good. I'm not a pain in the butt?

No.

Will those pigeons come back on their own...

or do you have to call them?

WOMAN: Give me your hand.

They can hear it.

This is great.

It's pretty cold out.

I could sure go for a cup of hot chocolate.

How about you? My treat.

KEVlN: I'd hate to spend Christmas Eve in Central Park.

Can we go someplace warm?

WOMAN: Yes. I know a place.

[Playing "Adeste Fideles"]

KEVlN: Nice music.

This place is great.

WOMAN: I've heard the world's great music from here.

Ella Fitzgerald, Count Basie...

Frank Sinatra...

Luciano Pavarotti.

So, do you bring your friends up here?

I haven't got many friends.

Oh. Sorry.

I'm like the birds I care for.

People pass me in the street.

They see me, but they try to ignore me.

They'd prefer I wasn't part of their city.

Yeah.

It's sorta like that with my family.

I'm kinda the pigeon of the house...

just because I'm the youngest.

Everyone fights for position.

Everybody wants to be seen...

and heard.

I guess so.

I'm seen and heard pretty much...

but then I get sent to my room a lot, too.

I wasn't always like this, you know.

Oh. What were you like before?

I had a job...

I had a home...

I had a family.

Did you have any kids?

No.

Oh, I wanted them...

but the man I loved...

fell out of love with me.

That broke my heart.

And whenever the chance to be loved came along again...

I ran away from it.

I stopped trusting people.

No offense...

but that seems like sort of a dumb thing to do.

I was afraid of getting my heart broken again.

You see, sometimes you can trust a person...

and then, when things are down...

they forget about you.

Maybe they're just too busy.

Maybe they don't forget about you...

but they forget to remember you.

I don't think people mean to forget.

I think it just happens.

My grandfather says if my head wasn't screwed on...

I'd leave it on the school bus.

I'm just afraid if I do trust someone...

I'll get my heart broken again.

KEVlN: I understand that.

I used to have a really nice pair of roller blades.

I was afraid I'd wreck them...

so I kept them in the box.

-You know what happened? -No.

I outgrew them.

I never wore them once outside...

just in my room a couple of times.

A person's heart and a person's feelings...

are very different than skates.

Well, they're kind of the same thing.

If you aren't going to use your heart...

then what's the difference if it gets broken?

If you just keep it to yourself...

maybe it'll be like my roller blades--

when you do decide to try it...

it won't be any good.

You should take a chance.

You got nothing to lose.

A bit of truth in there somewhere.

I think so.

Your heart might still be broken...

but it isn't gone.

If it was gone, you wouldn't be this nice.

Thank you.

Do you know that it's been...

a couple of years since I've talked to anybody?

That's OK. You're really good at it.

You're not boring.

You don't mumble or spit when you talk.

You should do it more often.

You just have to wear an outfit...

that doesn't have pigeon poop on it.

[Woman laughs]

Oh, I have been working very hard...

at keeping people away, haven't l?

I always think I'll have a lot of fun if I'm alone...

but being alone isn't much fun.

I don't care how much people bug me sometimes...

I'd rather be with somebody than by myself.

So what are you doing running around the streets...

on Christmas Eve alone?

Did you get into trouble?

Yeah.

WOMAN: You've done something wrong?

A lot of things.

Did you know that a good deed erases a bad deed?

It's getting pretty late.

I don't know if I'll have enough time...

to erase all the bad deeds I did.

Well, it's Christmas Eve.

Good deeds count for extra tonight.

-They do? -Of course they do.

So you must think of the most important thing...

that you can do for others...

and go and do it.

Just follow the star in your own heart.

OK.

It's getting pretty late.

I better get going.

If I don't see you again, I hope everything turns out OK.

Thank you.

Say good-bye to your birds for me.

Oh, I will.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

If you need somebody to trust, it can be me.

I won't forget to remember you.

Don't make promises you can't keep.

CHlLDREN SlNGlNG: Distant stars at home up in the heavens

Wonder what they see

Are they watching me?

Christmas star

You watch the world so wisely

At my journey's end

Will you be my true friend?

Starlight, shine bright

See me through the dark night

Light my pathway

Guide me home for Christmas

DUNCAN: All the money in the cash register...

Mr. Duncan is going to donate to the Children's Hospital.

MARV: At midnight tonight, we're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest.

You can mess with a lot of things...

but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.

CONClERGE: We'd like to offer you...

a complimentary suite while you're here.

It's a penthouse with a view of the park.

I think you'll find it satisfactory.

It was recently vacated by the Countess of Worcestershire.

What kind of hotel allows a child to check in alone?

The boy had a very convincing story.

What kind of idiots are working here?

The finest in New York.

PETER: When you discovered the credit card was stolen--

I made the discovery.

Why did you let him leave?

When we attempted to confront him, he ran.

You scared him away.

KATE: It's Christmas Eve, and because of you...

our child is lost in one of the biggest cities in the world.

Could you take our family and our luggage up to the room?

Yes, sir.

Run along, Cedric.

I'm going down to the police station...

and make sure they're trying to find Kevin.

I want you to stay with the kids.

-No. I'm going to look for him. -What?

With all due respect, madam...

your son is lost in one of the biggest cities in the world.

Could you stay out of this, please?

As you wish.

Thank you. I don't think it's a good idea...

for you to run around New York City all by yourself.

If our son can do it, I can do it.

Peter, I'll be fine.

The way I'm feeling...

no mugger or murderer would dare mess with me.

CONClERGE: Madam, there are hundreds of parasites...

armed to the teeth--

Do bundle up. It's awfully cold outside.

[Clock chiming]

Marv, Marv, come on. Let's go.

Marv...

crowbars up.

Merry Christmas, Harry.

Happy Hanukkah, Marv.

MARV: This is more money than I can even count.

HARRY: Makes you wonder why we spent so much time...

robbing private homes.

MARV: Ha ha!

MARV: The amazing thing is, we're fugitives from the law...

we're up to our elbows in cash...

and nobody even knows about it.

He's back!

He took our picture!

How did my hair look?

KEVlN: This is it.

No turning back.

Another Christmas in the trenches.

No!

[Alarm bell ringing]

Wow.

HARRY: That's it. Get the money!

I'll kill him!

That little friggin' son of a dirty...

-I'm coming, Harry! -Marv!

HARRY: Aah!

Harry?

Uhhh...

Harry!

That was incredible!

[Mutters]

I twisted my ankle on that board there.

-Where is he? -Hey, guys, smile!

HARRY: Come on. Come on!

Help me.

MARV: I got you.

I got you.

Taxi!

Times Square.

MARV: Where'd he go?

KEVlN: I'm up here! Come and get me!

Let's kill!

Hold on, pea-brain.

We got busted last time...

because we underestimated that little bundle of misery.

This ain't like the last time.

This ain't his house. The kid's running scared.

He ain't got a plan.

May I do the thinking, please?

Thank you.

Sonny!

Yes?

HARRY: Nothing would thrill me more greatly...

than to shoot you.

Knocking off a youngster...

ain't going to mean all that much to me, understand?

KEVlN: Mm-hmm.

But since we're in a hurry, I'll make a deal with you.

You throw down your camera...

and we won't hurt you.

You'll never hear from us again.

OK?

You promise?

I cross my heart and hope to die.

OK.

OK, kid, give it to me.

MARV: Ohh...

Direct hit!

How many fingers am I holding up, Marv?

Eight?

OK, kid. You want to throw bricks?

Go ahead! Throw another one!

If you can't do any better than that, kid...

you're gonna lose!

Harry...

no.

You got any more?

Come on, Marv. Get up. He's out of bricks.

Ha ba...

-What? -[Gibberish]

-What? -[Gibberish]

HARRY: What?

That did it!

Nobody throws bricks at me and gets away with it!

Marv, get up.

You go this way, I'll go around back.

Harry?

Harry?

Harry?

Huh?

[Clack]

Yeow!

[Muttering]

Oh!

[Muttering]

Ohh!

[Muttering]

MARV: Harry, I've reached the top!

Whoa--Aah!

[Vertebrae crackle]

Ahh.

[Muttering]

Yaah!

HARRY: Ha ha ha ha ha!

You got to do better than this, kid!

Ha ha ha--

Ohh...

Uh!

-[Crack] -Aah!

Wow.

What a hole.

Whoa! Whoa!

Oh!

Oh!

Aah! Aah!

Uh-oh.

Oh!

Little creep!

[Muttering]

Ah!

Aah!

Ohh!

Ohh!

[Screaming]

Aah!

Heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Oh!

Ah! Ah! Ah! He did it!

Harry?

I'm coming up!

Uh-oh.

I'm going to murderthat kid.

Ah-choo!

Yes!

Whoa!

Whoop.

Oh!

MARV: Hey!

Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?

Harry! He's in the living room!

[Muttering]

He went up the ladder!

Aah!

Ohh...

I'm coming, Harry.

I'm coming.

Harry, Harry.

Hey, you didn't lose any teeth.

Come on. He went to the second floor.

KEVlN: Hey...

why don't you guys try the stairs?

MARV: Right.

HARRY: Wait a minute. Wait a minute!

Don't you remember what happened last year?

No.

Watch this.

Let's get him!

[Makes sound of footsteps]

Oh! He busted me right in my mouth, Marv!

That's one.

MARV: Don't worry, Harry!

I'll get him!

Ow!

Right in the schnozz!

HARRY: That's two.

Come on. Let's get him.

MARV: Oops.

-Aah! -Aah!

MARV: That's...

three.

HARRY: No.

[Clang]

MARV: That's four.

MARV: Come on, Harry.

HARRY: Marv, are you sure this is safe?

MARV: Oh, yeah.

Yup. I worked all the kinks out.

Solid as a rock.

[Furniture collapsing]

HARRY: Like a rock, huh, Marv?

KEVlN: Hey, do you guys give up?

Have you had enough pain?

MARV: Never!

HARRY: You better say every prayer you ever heard before!

MARV: I hope your parents got you a tombstone for Christmas!

Where'd he go?

I'm up here, and I'm really scared.

HARRY: What's that sound?

-Aah! -Aah!

MARV: That was the sound of a tool chest...

falling down the stairs.

HARRY: Oh.

[Crunch]

Yes!

MARV: Over there!

HARRY: I don't care if I get the chair. I'm killing that kid!

HARRY: Surrender, kid!

MARV: He vanished.

KEVlN: I'm down here, you big horse's ass!

MARV: Whoa!

Nice night for a neck injury!

Suck brick, kid!

HARRY: Come on, Marv.

MARV: Oh, I don't know.

HARRY: I said, come on.

Come on, you big sissy.

[Whimpering]

[Sniffing]

Harry?

You wearing aftershave?

HARRY: That's not aftershave. That's kerosene.

The rope is soaked in it.

Why would anybody soak a rope in kerosene?

Merry Christmas.

-Go up! -Aah!

Aah!

HARRY: Ooch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

Ouch! Aah! Ouch!

MARV: Aah!

-Aah! -Aah!

HARRY: Get off!

-Aah! -Aah!

HARRY: Get the bag.

Hello. The two guys who robbed Duncan's Toy Chest...

are at Central Park West and 95th Street.

Look for fireworks.

Hurry. They got a gun.

KEVlN: Hey, I'm down here.

Better come and get me before I call the cops.

[Bus horn honks]

Whoa!

MARV: My, how the tables have turned.

HARRY: How do you like the ice, kid?

[Both laughing]

HARRY: Let's go for a little stroll in the park.

HARRY: Give me that bag!

Gimme it.

These will look great in the photo album.

You may have won the battle, little dude...

but you lost the war.

HARRY: You ought not have messed with us, pal.

We're dangerous.

-Harry. -Shut up.

Harry...

HARRY: Shut up. I want to enjoy this.

MARV: Something's wrong.

Let's get out of here.

Shut up, I said!

HARRY: I never made it to the sixth grade, kid...

and it doesn't look like you're going to, either.

WOMAN: Let him go!

Kevin, run!

Shoot her! Shoot her!

Shoot her!

I'm trying to shoot her!

-Aah! -Aah!

[Harry muttering]

Aah!

Bye! Thanks!

[Siren]

OFFlCER: Jeez, it looks like the Fourth of July!

We'll take the bridge. You guys get the tunnel.

Let's go. Come on!

[Harry and Marv muttering]

Oh, my God!

[Gunshot]

OFFlCER: All right, you guys, let's go.

SECOND OFFlCER: Come on. On yourfeet.

HARRY: Take it easy.

OFFlCER: You guys should've started earlier.

The prisoners have already exchanged gifts.

MARV: We missed the presents?

He made us hide out in a store...

so we could steal the charity money.

-Shut up, Marv! -Aah!

HARRY: You got the right to remain silent, you know.

He's a little cranky.

We just broke out of prison a few days ago.

Shut up, Marv! Jeez!

-Get them out of here. -Let's go.

MARV: Remember, if this makes the papers...

we're no longer the Wet Bandits.

We're the Sticky Bandits!

Ow! That's Sticky! That's "S"...

HARRY: Shut it!

MARV: "T," uh...

-"l." -"l."

OFFlCER: Mr. Duncan, it's all over.

We apprehended the thieves, and we recovered your money.

DUNCAN: Good. I want to get that money...

over to the Children's Hospital.

OFFlCER: I'll handle it personally.

DUNCAN: Thank you very much.

INSPECTOR: Excuse me, Mr. Duncan.

I found this note.

Looks like a kid broke your window.

Turtledoves.

Ohh.

KATE: Oh, excuse me. I'm looking for my son.

He's this boy right here.

Excuse me. Please help me.

This boy right here, have you seen him?

This one. Please?

I'm looking for my son.

He's been missing for two days.

OFFlCER: Have you filed a report?

KATE: Yes, of course we have.

Then trust us.

We'll handle it.

Oh.

But I'm his mother.

I realize that, ma'am...

but you're looking for a needle in a haystack.

Do you have kids?

Yes, ma'am.

And what would you do if one of them was missing?

I'd probably be doing the same thing you're doing.

Thank you.

Look, put yourself in your kid's shoes.

Where would you go? What would you do?

Me? I'd probably be lying dead in a gutter somewhere.

Oh, but not Kevin.

No. Kevin is so much stronger and braver than I am.

I know Kevin's fine. I'm sure he is.

Fine.

But he's still all by himself in a big city...

and he doesn't deserve that.

He deserves to be at home with his own family...

around his Christmas tree.

Oh, dear God.

I know where he is.

I need to get to Rockefeller Center.

Hop in.

Thank you.

KEVlN: I know I don't deserve a Christmas...

even if I did do a good deed.

I don't want any presents.

Instead, I want to take back...

every mean thing I ever said to my family....

even if they don't take back the things they said.

I don't care. I'll love all of them...

including Buzz.

If I can only see one, can I see my mother?

I'll never want another thing as long as I live.

I just want my mother.

I know I won't see her tonight...

but promise me I can see her again...

sometime, anytime.

Even if it's just once and only for a couple of minutes.

I just need to tell her I'm sorry.

Kevin?

Mom?

Wow. That worked fast.

KATE: Oh, Kevin.

Mom, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, too.

KEVlN: Merry Christmas, Mom.

KATE: Merry Christmas, sweetheart.

Thank you.

Let's go.

KEVlN: How'd you know I was here?

KATE: I know you and Christmas trees...

and this is the biggest around.

KEVlN: Where's everybody else?

KATE: They're at the hotel.

They didn't like the palm trees, either.

[Snoring]

Holy smokes! It's morning!

It's Christmas morning, man.

Fuller, don't get your hopes up.

FULLER: Huh?

I don't think Santa Claus visits hotels.

Are you nuts? He's omnipresent.

He goes everywhere.

Hey, guys, wake up! It's Christmas!

Mom, Dad, it's Christmas!

FRANK: What?!

GlRL: What on earth?

JEFF: Come on. I wanna find out.

ROD: Oh, wow.

JEFF: Where did it all come from?

KEVlN: Mom! Dad! You got to see this!

-Gosh. -Peter!

BUZZ: Are you sure we're in the right room?

-Look at all this stuff! -Yeah!

-Oh, wow! -Look!

FRANK: Don't open any of mine. I mean it.

Who's Mr. Duncan?

KATE: Duncan? I don't know.

All right. Everyone just calm down.

Calm down. Hey, hey!

All right. Now...

if Kevin hadn't screwed up in the first place again...

then we wouldn't be in this most perfect and huge hotel room...

with a truckload of all this free stuff...

so...

I think it only fair...

that Kevin get to open up the first present.

Then I'll go...

and the rest of you, and so on.

Merry Christmas, Kev.

Merry Christmas, Buzz.

PETER: Merry Christmas, Kevin.

FRANK: OK, Kevin!

All right! Merry Christmas!

Enough of this gooey sh--

show...of emotion.

Everyone, let's dig in!

-All right! -Everybody, wait.

LESLlE: Save the paper. We can use it next year.

Give me the bows.

Merry Christmas.

Kevin!

Merry Christmas!

I got something for you.

What's this?

It's a turtledove.

I have one, you have one.

As long as we each have a turtledove...

we'll be friends forever.

Oh, Kevin.

Thank you.

I won't forget you. Trust me.

WOMAN: Oh.

Mr. McCallister's room service bill, sir.

Merry Christmas, sir.

Uh, oh.

Nice family.

Really.

BUZZ: Merry Christmas, indeed.

Oh, Dad...

PETER: Kevin! You spent $967 on room service?!

CHOlR SlNGlNG: Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Sing a song for the glorious season

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Sing a song for a happy new year

Sing verily merrily loud and strong

Welcome the wintry season

Just follow along with a holiday song

Santa is here again, yes

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Sing a song for the glorious season

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Sing a song for a happy new year

Now, reindeer's fine if you need any proof

Simply a matter of reason

Just listen, you'll hear when they land on the roof

Santa is here again, yes

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Sing a song for the glorious season

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Sing a song for a happy new year

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Sing a song for the glorious season

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

It's a magical, lyrical

Wonderful miracle

Sing along now

Sing a song for a happy new year

Merrily, merrily, loud and strong

Welcome the wintry season

Just follow along with a holiday song

Santa is here again, yes

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Sing a song for the merriest season

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Sing a song for a happy new year

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Sing a song for the glorious season

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

It's a magical, lyrical

Wonderful miracle

Sing a song now

Sing a song for the happy new year