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BUZZ: Rod, do they have
nude beaches in Florida?
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GlRL: Where are my magazines?
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FRANK: Leslie!
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Leslie, what'd you do
with my golf balls?
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BUZZ:
Fifteen and a half sunblock.
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BUZZ:
Fifteen and a half sunblock.
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TRACY: Could I get
a string bikini in Florida?
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LESLlE: Pack your beach towel.
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BUZZ: Nobody can order pizza
in this house.
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FRANK: Where are my golf balls?
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BUZZ: You know why? 'Cause I'm
the only guy who likes pizza.
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TRACY:
Has anybody seen my sunblock?
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What's the point
of going to Florida...
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if you're gonna put on
sunblock?
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I don't care if I age
like an old suitcase.
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-I'm getting toasted.
-Great.
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Now you can be a skag
with slightly darker skin.
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He's jealous
'cause he can't tan.
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His freckles just connect.
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FRANK:
Hey, easy on the fluids, pal.
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The rubber sheets are packed.
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BOB EUBANKS ON TV:
Vicky goes with Ding.
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Behind Ding is 200 points.
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All right. Good for you.
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RECORDlNG:
Two hundred points. All right.
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KATE: Honey, are you packed yet?
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KEVlN: Yes.
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RECORDlNG: Yes.
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Everything I put out for you?
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Yes.
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RECORDlNG: Yes.
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You see what Grandma Penelope
sent you for the trip?
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Uh, let me guess.
Donald Duck slippers?
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Ah ha! Close.
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An inflatable clown
to play with in the pool.
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How exciting.
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Why are we going to Florida?
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There's
no Christmas trees there.
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What is it
with you and Christmas trees?
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How can we have Christmas
without a Christmas tree?
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We'll find a nice, fake
silver one...
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or decorate a palm tree.
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BOB EUBANKS:
Good-bye, everybody.
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Guests of The New
Celebrity Ding Dang Dong...
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stay at the world-renowned
Plaza Hotel...
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New York's most exciting
hotel experience.
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For reservations,
call toll free--1-800...
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PETER: Know where the battery
for this camcorder is?
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KATE: Yeah,
I put it in the charger.
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[Beeping]
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PETER: How's this?
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KATE: Oh, much better.
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PETER: Kevin,
you better put your tie on.
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We don't want to be late
for the Christmas pageant.
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My tie's in the bathroom.
I can't go in there.
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Uncle Frank's taking a shower.
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He says if I saw him naked...
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I'd grow up
never feeling like a real man.
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Whatever that means.
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PETER: I'm sure he was kidding.
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Just run in there,
get your tie, get out...
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and don't look at anything.
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FRANK SlNGlNG HORRlBLY:
Well
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This cat they're talking about
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I wonderwho could it be
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'Cause they know
I'm the heaviest cat
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The heaviest cat
you ever did see
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Women see me
walking down the street
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None of the fellas want to speak
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Oh hey hey, on their faces
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They wear a silly smirk
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'Cause they know I'm the king
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Of the cool
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Jerk
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RADlO: Ooh
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FRANK: Get out of here,
you nosy little pervert...
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or I'll slap you silly!
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Oh, you're cooking, Frankie!
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[Singing]
Christmas tree
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My Christmas tree
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Lit up like a star
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When I see my Christmas tree
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Can loved ones be far?
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Christmas tree, I'm certain
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Wherever I roam
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KATE: Kevin's solo's coming up.
Tell Leslie.
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PETER: Kevin's solo's coming up.
Tell Frank.
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LESLlE: Frank, Kev--Frank.
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FRANK: Huh?
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KEVlN: [Singing]
Christmastime means laughter
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Toboggans in the snow
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Caroling to children
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With faces aglow
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Stockings on the mantel
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A wreath on the door
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And my merriest Christmas
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Needs just one thing more
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BOY SlNGlNG: Christmas tree,
my Christmas tree
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Lit up like--
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Oh!
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Oh!
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FRANK: Ha ha ha!
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Kevin!
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Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury...
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I'd like to apologize
to my family...
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for whatever displeasure
I might have caused you.
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KEVlN: What?
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My prank
was immature and ill-timed.
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FRANK: lmmature or not...
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it was pretty
gol-dern hilarious.
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I'd also like to apologize
to my brother.
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Kevin, I'm sorry.
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KATE:
Oh, Buzz, that was very nice.
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Kevin, do you have
something to say?
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Beat that,
you little trout sniffer.
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I'm not sorry!
Buzz humiliated me.
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He gets away with everything,
so I let him have it.
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And since you're so stupid
to believe him...
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I don't care if your idiotic
Florida trip gets wrecked.
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Who wants to spend Christmas
in a tropical climate anyway?
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KATE: Kevin!
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PETER: You walk out,
you sleep on the third floor.
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Yeah, with me.
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What else is new?
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FRANK: You'd better not wreck
my trip, you little sourpuss.
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Your dad's
paying good money for it.
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I wouldn't want to spoil
your fun, Mr. Cheapskate.
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What a troubled young man.
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They're all a bunch of jerks.
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KATE: Hi.
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Last time
we tried to take a trip...
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we had a problem
that started just like this.
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KEVlN: Yeah,
with me getting crapped on.
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KATE: I don't care
for your choice of words.
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That's not what happened
last time or this time.
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Buzz apologized to you.
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Yeah, then he called me
a trout sniffer.
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He didn't mean what he said.
He was just sucking up to you.
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OK. Sit here for a while
and think things over.
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When you're ready to apologize
to Buzz and everyone else...
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you can come down.
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I'm not apologizing to Buzz.
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I'd rather kiss a toilet seat.
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Then you can stay here
the rest of the night.
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Fine.
I don't wanna be down there.
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I can't trust anybody
in this family.
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If I had my own money...
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I'd go on my own vacation,
alone, without any of you guys.
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I'd have the most fun
in my life.
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You got your wish last year.
Maybe you'll get it again.
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I hope so.
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[Beeping]
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[Doorbell rings]
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BOTH: We did it again!
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Aah!
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KATE: Our McCallisters
in the first van...
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the other McCallisters
in the second van.
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FRANK: I know
I shouldn't complain...
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but you guys give
the worst wake-up calls.
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KATE: Do you have the tickets?
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LESLlE: I've got them.
Here's your family's.
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KATE: How many do you have?
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-Seven.
-Seven?
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-Fourteen.
-Fourteen.
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KATE: Seven...
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eight, nine, ten.
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MEGAN: How come we aren't
sitting together?
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KATE: We're lucky
to get on the same plane.
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Eleven, twelve, thirteen...
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Where's Kevin?
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KEVlN: Fourteen.
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It's a good thing
I have my own ticket...
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in case
you guys try to ditch me.
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PETER: Come on, Kevin.
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KEVlN: Dad, I need batteries.
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PETER: They're in my bag.
Wait till we're on the plane.
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KEVlN: Why can't I get them now?
I can get them.
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PETER: What's the gate number?
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Eight-seventeen, sir.
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Hurry up.
It's the last gate.
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KEVlN: Wow.
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PETER: Eight-seventeen, Buzz!
Come on, Kevin.
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Kevin, you going to take my bag?
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You going to take my bag?
Come on.
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PETER:
Watch it, watch it, watch it.
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P.A.: American Airlines
flight 226 to New York...
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is now
in the final boarding process.
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Come on, come on.
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Dad, wait up!
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Dad, wait up!
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Wait up!
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Wait!
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BUZZ: Look out! Look out!
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KATE: Come on, come on!
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KEVlN: Dad, wait!
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KATE: Here we are. Here.
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PETER: Everybody here?
We made it? All right.
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The plane is ready to leave.
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KATE: Let me just make sure
everyone gets on.
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Don't worry.
We'll make sure.
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WOMAN: Merry Christmas.
Have a nice flight.
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-Merry Christmas.
-Bye-bye.
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Hey, wait up!
Hey, guys, wait for me!
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-Cutting it kind of close.
-Yeah, sorry.
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ATTENDANT: Merry Christmas.
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Dad, wait up!
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Wait!
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KEVlN: I'm sorry.
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ATTENDANT: That's all right.
Are you on this flight?
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KEVlN: Yeah, so is my family.
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They're already on the plane.
I don't want to be left behind.
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-Do you have a boarding pass?
-It's somewhere.
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SUPERVlSOR: We have to close up.
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ATTENDANT:
He dropped his boarding pass.
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KEVlN: This plane can't leave.
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This happened to me last year.
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Are you sure
your family's on this flight?
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KEVlN: Yeah. My dad ran in here
before I bumped into her.
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OK, board him...
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but make sure he locates
his family before you leave him.
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ATTENDANT:
Do you see your family?
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KEVlN:
There's my dad over there.
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ATTENDANT: OK. Find a seat.
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-Have a merry Christmas.
-You, too.
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STEWARDESS: In order
for the captain to push back...
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we need all passengers
to be seated...
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with their seat belts
securely fastened.
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KEVlN: So, have you ever
been to Florida?
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[Speaking French]
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[Rock and roll music playing]
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STEWARDESS: Welcome aboard
American Airlines flight 176...
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nonstop to New York...
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TOM PETTY SlNGlNG:
Oh, baby, it's Christmas
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All over
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Again...
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PETER: I didn't think
we were going to make it.
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Something wrong?
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Honey?
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I have that feeling.
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We forgot something?
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No, I don't thinkwe did,
but l...
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I just have that feeling.
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Bad memories, that's all.
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We did everything,
we brought everything...
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we have everybody.
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There's nothing to worry about.
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KATE: Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
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You're right. We're fine.
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PETER: Nothing to worry about.
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KEVlN: Mom?
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Dad?
254
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Uncle Frank?
255
00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:51,870
Buzz?
256
00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:01,946
STEWARDESS: We're the last ones
off the plane.
257
00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:09,519
Where are those guys?
258
00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:17,028
-Whose is this?
-That's Brooke's.
259
00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:19,570
PETER: This is Megan's.
Brooke. Give this to Brooke.
260
00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,072
Give this to Kevin.
261
00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:22,573
Give this to Kevin.
262
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,075
Give this to Kevin.
263
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:25,770
-Give this to Kevin.
-Kevin.
264
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:27,073
Give this to Kevin.
265
00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:29,012
-Give this to Kevin.
-Give this to Kevin.
266
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,174
Give this to Kevin.
267
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,445
-Give this to Kevin.
-Give this to Kevin.
268
00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:33,815
Here you go, Kevin.
269
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,856
Kevin's not here.
270
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,361
Kevin's not here.
271
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:44,862
Kevin's not here.
272
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,364
Kevin's not here.
273
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,865
Kevin's not here.
274
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,367
Kevin's not here.
275
00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:50,902
Kevin's not here.
276
00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:52,267
Kevin's not here.
277
00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:53,429
Kevin's not here.
278
00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:54,631
Kevin's not here.
279
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,568
PETER: What?!
280
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,440
Kevin!
281
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,437
Excuse me,
but this is an emergency.
282
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,279
Yes, sir?
283
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:37,782
What city is that over there?
284
00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:41,351
That's New York, sir.
285
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,282
Yikes, I did it again.
286
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,591
Something wrong, sir?
287
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,091
I'll be fine.
288
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:05,773
Oh, no.
289
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,837
My family's in Florida,
and I'm in New York.
290
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:13,850
My family's in Florida...
291
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:17,287
I'm in New York?
292
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,313
DARLENE LOVE SlNGlNG:
The cold wind is blowin'
293
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,148
And the streets are gettin' dark
294
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,212
I'm writing you a letter
295
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:52,382
And I don't know where to start
296
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:54,187
The bells will be ringing
297
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,160
At St. John the Divine
298
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,026
I get a little lonely
299
00:19:58,063 --> 00:20:00,725
Every year 'round this time
300
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,791
The music plays all night
301
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,199
In Little ltaly
302
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:06,203
The lights will be going up
303
00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:08,468
On old Rockefeller Tree
304
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:11,908
People window shoppin'
on Fifth Avenue
305
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,970
All I want for Christmas is you
306
00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:18,414
I've gotta know
307
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:22,147
Where all the lonely hearts go
308
00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:26,114
'Cause nobody oughta be
309
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:29,423
Alone on Christmas
310
00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:35,526
I've gotta know
311
00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:50,571
Oh
312
00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:05,257
What's the child's name?
313
00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:06,423
BOTH: Kevin.
314
00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:08,194
KATE: K-E-V-l-N.
315
00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:10,224
OFFlCER:
When did you see him last?
316
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,736
KATE: Curbside check-in?
317
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,637
PETER: I saw him at the door.
He was with us in the terminal.
318
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,244
OFFlCER: Most people get
separated at security checks.
319
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,939
Did everyone
get through security?
320
00:21:20,979 --> 00:21:22,446
KATE: I don't know. Peter?
321
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:26,178
PETER: We were in a hurry.
We ran all the way to the gate.
322
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:29,517
When did you notice
he was missing?
323
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:32,486
KATE: When we picked up
our baggage here.
324
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,483
OFFlCER: Has the boy ever
run away from home?
325
00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:36,926
BOTH: No.
326
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,795
Has he ever been on his own?
327
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:44,127
PETER: Mmm.
328
00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:47,763
KATE: As a matter of fact,
this has happened before.
329
00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:51,605
It's becoming sort of a family
travel tradition.
330
00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:55,307
PETER: Funnily enough,
we never lose our luggage.
331
00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:10,884
KATE: He was left at home
by accident last year.
332
00:22:10,929 --> 00:22:13,159
PETER: Yeah,
that's what my wife meant...
333
00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:16,224
when she said
it's a family travel tradition.
334
00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:22,296
We'll call Chicago and, uh...
notify them of the situation.
335
00:22:22,374 --> 00:22:25,172
The odds are that's where he is.
336
00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:27,237
PETER: Thanks.
337
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:30,339
It's very unlikely
he'd be anywhere else.
338
00:22:43,795 --> 00:22:45,285
[Honk honk]
339
00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:46,922
TRUCK DRlVER: Watch out, kid!
340
00:22:59,745 --> 00:23:01,679
MAN: Yo, where's your manifest?
341
00:23:07,185 --> 00:23:08,311
HARRY: Here we are, Marv.
342
00:23:08,353 --> 00:23:11,345
New York City,
the land of opportunity.
343
00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:13,617
Smell that?
344
00:23:14,526 --> 00:23:15,652
MARV: Yeah.
345
00:23:15,694 --> 00:23:17,457
You know what that is?
346
00:23:17,496 --> 00:23:18,656
Fish.
347
00:23:18,697 --> 00:23:19,789
It's freedom.
348
00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:21,594
No, it's fish.
349
00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:24,625
It's freedom, and it's money.
350
00:23:24,669 --> 00:23:26,136
OK, OK. It's freedom.
351
00:23:26,171 --> 00:23:28,571
Let's get out of here
before somebody sees us.
352
00:23:29,508 --> 00:23:30,668
And it's fish.
353
00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:39,515
HARRY: Yup, one quick score.
354
00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:42,349
We get ourselves a couple
of phony passports...
355
00:23:42,387 --> 00:23:44,912
we hightail it
to some foreign country.
356
00:23:45,957 --> 00:23:47,117
MARV: Arizona?
357
00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:54,764
That's very smart, Marv.
358
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,894
You bust out of jail to rob
fourteen cents from Santa Claus?
359
00:23:57,969 --> 00:23:59,436
Every little bit helps.
360
00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:02,463
Besides,
now we got our new nickname.
361
00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:04,600
We're the Sticky Bandits.
362
00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:07,569
Real cute.
363
00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:08,909
-Very cute.
-Huh?
364
00:24:25,363 --> 00:24:26,830
KEVlN: The Plaza Hotel...
365
00:24:26,865 --> 00:24:29,629
New York's most exciting
hotel experience.
366
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,176
Sick.
367
00:25:41,773 --> 00:25:43,604
MARV: What's the matter?
368
00:25:43,642 --> 00:25:45,166
HARRY: Thought I saw something.
369
00:25:54,586 --> 00:25:56,713
Pardonnez-moi, mon cherie.
370
00:25:58,623 --> 00:26:00,022
WOMAN: Hmm.
371
00:26:01,159 --> 00:26:02,854
HARRY: Serves you right.
Come on, let's go!
372
00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:05,123
MARV: I think she likes me.
373
00:26:06,831 --> 00:26:08,560
Ahh.
374
00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:44,434
Excuse me. Where's the lobby?
375
00:26:44,502 --> 00:26:46,094
Down the hall and to the left.
376
00:26:46,171 --> 00:26:47,536
Thanks.
377
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:02,780
Wow!
378
00:27:11,329 --> 00:27:13,923
TAPE: Guests of The New
Celebrity Ding Dang Dong...
379
00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:16,832
stay at the world-renowned
Plaza Hotel...
380
00:27:16,901 --> 00:27:19,392
New York's most exciting
hotel experience.
381
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:25,706
For reservations call
toll-free 1-800-759-3000.
382
00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:28,468
I'll do just that.
383
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:32,749
KEVlN: Howdy-do. This is
Peter McCallister, the father.
384
00:27:32,784 --> 00:27:34,376
I'd like a hotel room, please...
385
00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:37,354
with an extra-large bed, a TV...
386
00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:38,754
and one of those
little refrigerators...
387
00:27:38,790 --> 00:27:40,417
you have to open with a key.
388
00:27:41,059 --> 00:27:43,027
Credit card? You got it.
389
00:27:46,698 --> 00:27:49,258
Plaza hotel reservations.
May I help you?
390
00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:50,460
RECORDlNG: [Slow speed]
Howdy-do.
391
00:27:50,535 --> 00:27:53,595
This is Peter McCallister,
the father.
392
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:56,072
I'd like a hotel room, please...
393
00:27:56,107 --> 00:27:58,974
with an extra-large bed, a TV...
394
00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:01,205
and one of those
little refrigerators...
395
00:28:01,246 --> 00:28:03,214
you have to open with a key.
396
00:28:03,248 --> 00:28:05,910
Sir, you'll need a major
credit card upon check-in.
397
00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:08,851
RECORDlNG:
Credit card? You got it.
398
00:28:09,487 --> 00:28:11,216
WOMAN:
Thank you. Enjoy your stay.
399
00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:18,120
CONClERGE: Yes, two at 8:00,
Henri--Mr. Yamamoto.
400
00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:20,357
Hold on a second.
401
00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:26,469
I'll call you back, Henri.
402
00:28:29,007 --> 00:28:30,133
Hi.
403
00:28:35,046 --> 00:28:36,536
Can I help you?
404
00:28:36,581 --> 00:28:38,640
Reservation for McCallister?
405
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,782
A reservation for yourself?
406
00:28:42,821 --> 00:28:45,517
Ma'am, my feet are hardly
touching the ground.
407
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,457
I'm barely able
to look over this counter.
408
00:28:47,492 --> 00:28:50,222
How could I make
a hotel reservation?
409
00:28:50,261 --> 00:28:51,455
Think about it--
410
00:28:51,496 --> 00:28:54,488
a kid going into a hotel,
making a reservation?
411
00:28:54,532 --> 00:28:56,625
I don't think so.
412
00:28:57,969 --> 00:28:59,800
I'm confused.
413
00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:01,362
I'm traveling with my dad.
414
00:29:01,439 --> 00:29:03,737
He's on business.
He's at a meeting.
415
00:29:03,775 --> 00:29:05,072
I hate meetings...
416
00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:06,873
plus I'm not allowed to go in.
417
00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:08,276
I can only sit in the lobby.
418
00:29:08,313 --> 00:29:09,439
That's boring...
419
00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:11,472
so my dad dropped me off here.
420
00:29:12,684 --> 00:29:13,810
He gave me his credit card...
421
00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:15,820
and said whoever
was checking people in...
422
00:29:15,854 --> 00:29:17,378
to let me in the hotel room...
423
00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:19,481
so I won't get into mischief...
424
00:29:19,524 --> 00:29:21,992
and, ma'am, sometimes I do
get into mischief.
425
00:29:23,194 --> 00:29:25,389
We all do!
426
00:29:27,699 --> 00:29:29,030
OFFlCER: Merry Christmas.
427
00:29:31,035 --> 00:29:32,332
No sign of him.
428
00:29:32,403 --> 00:29:34,928
We'll have to be able
to get ahold of you.
429
00:29:35,006 --> 00:29:37,304
-You have hotel arrangements?
-Yeah.
430
00:29:37,342 --> 00:29:40,038
Do you have
a recent photo of the boy?
431
00:29:41,913 --> 00:29:43,312
PETER: I have one in my wallet.
432
00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:46,307
I don't have my wallet.
433
00:29:47,852 --> 00:29:50,218
My wallet's in my bag.
434
00:29:50,255 --> 00:29:51,882
Kevin was looking in my bag
at the airport.
435
00:29:51,923 --> 00:29:54,016
He was looking for batteries.
Kevin has my wallet.
436
00:29:54,058 --> 00:29:55,923
Did you have credit cards
in the wallet?
437
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,359
Credit cards, money.
438
00:29:57,395 --> 00:29:59,955
We'll notify
the credit card companies.
439
00:29:59,998 --> 00:30:01,124
If your son has the cards...
440
00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:04,693
we can get a location on him
when and if he uses them.
441
00:30:04,769 --> 00:30:07,863
I don't think Kevin even knows
how to use a credit card.
442
00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:11,904
Wow! It worked.
443
00:30:16,047 --> 00:30:18,140
-Cedric.
-Yes?
444
00:30:18,183 --> 00:30:20,549
Don't count your tips
in public...
445
00:30:21,853 --> 00:30:25,949
and find out everything you can
about that young fellow.
446
00:30:26,624 --> 00:30:27,784
WOMAN: Front, please.
447
00:30:33,097 --> 00:30:35,691
Enjoy your stay with us.
448
00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:38,861
Don't forget to remind your dad
when he arrives...
449
00:30:38,937 --> 00:30:41,428
that he has to come down
and sign a couple of things.
450
00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:43,872
KEVlN: Thank you.
You've been most helpful.
451
00:30:43,908 --> 00:30:45,432
CEDRlC:
May I take your bag, sir?
452
00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:49,707
[Elevator bell rings]
453
00:30:49,747 --> 00:30:51,146
CEDRlC: Up here to your left.
454
00:30:52,283 --> 00:30:55,218
You know, Herbert Hoover
once stayed here on this floor.
455
00:30:55,253 --> 00:30:56,720
KEVlN: The vacuum guy?
456
00:30:56,754 --> 00:30:58,381
CEDRlC: No, the, uh, president.
457
00:31:03,962 --> 00:31:06,362
This is one of our
finest suites, sir.
458
00:31:14,606 --> 00:31:16,301
This is great!
459
00:31:21,512 --> 00:31:24,948
KEVlN:
Wow! A huge bed just for me!
460
00:31:31,856 --> 00:31:32,982
Luxurious...
461
00:31:33,024 --> 00:31:34,423
and spacious.
462
00:31:41,032 --> 00:31:42,693
How convenient!
463
00:31:45,703 --> 00:31:46,863
Hey!
464
00:31:49,841 --> 00:31:51,274
Did you want me
to put the key in the bag...
465
00:31:52,176 --> 00:31:53,609
or did you just want
to hang on to it?
466
00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:55,237
I'll hang on to it.
467
00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:00,345
Is everything all right, sir?
468
00:32:00,385 --> 00:32:01,647
Is the temperature
in the room OK?
469
00:32:01,686 --> 00:32:02,812
It's OK.
470
00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:04,378
Do you know how the TV works?
471
00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:06,913
I'm ten years old. TV's my life.
472
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,086
Well...
473
00:32:13,231 --> 00:32:14,357
Oh, I'm sorry.
474
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:21,799
And there's plenty more
where that came from.
475
00:32:24,709 --> 00:32:25,869
CEDRlC: Thank you.
476
00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:33,474
BOBBY HELMS SlNGlNG:
Jingle bell, jingle bell
477
00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:35,247
Jingle bell rock
478
00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:39,188
Jingle bells swing
and jingle bells ring
479
00:32:39,223 --> 00:32:43,489
Snowin' and blowin' up
bushels of fun
480
00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:47,430
Nowthe jingle hop has begun
481
00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:50,696
Giddyap, jingle horse,
pick up yourfeet
482
00:32:51,536 --> 00:32:53,595
Jingle around the clock
483
00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:56,232
Would it bother anyone
if I worked on my cannonballs?
484
00:32:56,274 --> 00:32:58,003
MAN ON LEFT: No.
485
00:32:58,042 --> 00:32:59,566
Thanks.
486
00:32:59,610 --> 00:33:01,805
BOBBY HELMS SlNGlNG:
That's the jingle bell
487
00:33:01,846 --> 00:33:03,780
That's the jingle bell
488
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:09,412
That's the jingle bell rock
489
00:33:13,191 --> 00:33:14,351
KEVlN: Yikes!
490
00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:38,546
This is a vacation.
491
00:33:39,417 --> 00:33:41,009
Hold it right there.
492
00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:43,448
It's me, Johnny.
493
00:33:43,488 --> 00:33:45,456
I knew it was you.
494
00:33:45,490 --> 00:33:48,118
I could smell you
getting off the elevator.
495
00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:50,187
Two scoops, sir?
496
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:53,296
Two? Make it three.
I'm not driving.
497
00:33:53,331 --> 00:33:56,232
WOMAN ON TV:
It's gardenias, Johnny...
498
00:33:56,267 --> 00:33:57,564
your favorite.
499
00:33:57,602 --> 00:34:00,230
You was here last night, too,
wasn't you?
500
00:34:01,072 --> 00:34:03,336
I was singin'
at the Blue Monkey last night.
501
00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:05,968
She was not! She was smooching
with your brother.
502
00:34:06,010 --> 00:34:08,069
You was here...
503
00:34:08,112 --> 00:34:09,977
and you was smooching
with my brother!
504
00:34:10,014 --> 00:34:11,879
WOMAN ON TV: That's
a dirty, rotten lie, Johnny.
505
00:34:11,916 --> 00:34:13,042
Don't give me that.
506
00:34:13,084 --> 00:34:14,949
You been smooching
with everybody!
507
00:34:14,986 --> 00:34:17,716
Snuffy, Al, Leo...
508
00:34:17,755 --> 00:34:19,848
Iittle Mo with the gimpy leg...
509
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:22,325
Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff.
510
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,521
I could go on forever, baby.
511
00:34:24,595 --> 00:34:26,256
WOMAN ON TV:
You got me all wrong.
512
00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:27,422
JOHNNY: All right.
513
00:34:27,498 --> 00:34:29,056
I believe you...
514
00:34:29,133 --> 00:34:31,499
but my Tommy gun don't!
515
00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:32,764
Johnny!
516
00:34:33,838 --> 00:34:35,703
You're the only duck in my pond!
517
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:38,607
Get down on your knees
and tell me you love me.
518
00:34:38,643 --> 00:34:41,612
WOMAN ON TV: Baby!
I'm over the moon for ya!
519
00:34:41,646 --> 00:34:43,671
You got to do betterthan that!
520
00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:46,178
If my love was an ocean...
521
00:34:46,217 --> 00:34:49,448
Lindy'd have to take
two airplanes to get across it!
522
00:34:50,888 --> 00:34:53,857
Maybe I'm off my hinges,
but I believe you.
523
00:34:53,891 --> 00:34:56,689
-Oh!
-That's why I'll let you go.
524
00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:59,730
I'm going to give you
to the count of three...
525
00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:03,825
to get your lousy,
lying, lowdown...
526
00:35:03,901 --> 00:35:06,631
four-flushing carcass
out my door!
527
00:35:06,671 --> 00:35:08,730
She's rat bait.
528
00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:09,967
One...
529
00:35:11,008 --> 00:35:12,168
two...
530
00:35:14,512 --> 00:35:16,776
Ha ha ha ha ha!
531
00:35:20,718 --> 00:35:22,049
Three!
532
00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:25,653
Merry Christmas,
you filthy animal...
533
00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:29,016
and a happy New Year.
534
00:35:29,927 --> 00:35:31,053
[Gunshot]
535
00:35:41,906 --> 00:35:43,237
[Elevator bell rings]
536
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:03,686
[German accent]
Housekeeping.
537
00:36:03,761 --> 00:36:04,853
[Gasps]
538
00:36:04,929 --> 00:36:06,829
ALAN JACKSON SlNGlNG:
Have a holly, jolly Christmas
539
00:36:36,394 --> 00:36:38,123
[Shower running]
540
00:36:44,635 --> 00:36:45,761
TAPE OF FRANK SlNGlNG:
We know a guy
541
00:36:45,803 --> 00:36:48,397
Who can really do the cool jerk
542
00:36:50,074 --> 00:36:51,405
We know a guy
543
00:36:51,442 --> 00:36:54,570
Who can really do the cool jerk
544
00:36:54,612 --> 00:36:58,605
Well, this cat
they're talkin' about
545
00:36:58,649 --> 00:37:01,140
I wonder who could it be
546
00:37:01,185 --> 00:37:04,416
'Cause I know
I'm the heaviest cat
547
00:37:04,455 --> 00:37:07,583
The heaviest cat
you ever did see
548
00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:10,389
Women see me
walkin' down the street
549
00:37:10,428 --> 00:37:13,363
None of the fellas want to speak
550
00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:15,661
On their faces,
they wear a silly smirk
551
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:21,138
'Cause they know I'm the king
of the cool jerk
552
00:37:21,172 --> 00:37:22,434
Whoo, cool jerk
553
00:37:24,942 --> 00:37:26,842
Get out of here,
you nosy little pervert...
554
00:37:26,877 --> 00:37:28,367
or I'm going to slap you silly!
555
00:37:31,115 --> 00:37:32,241
Oh, oh, oh...
556
00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:34,911
you're cooking, Frankie!
557
00:37:34,952 --> 00:37:36,249
CONClERGE: Oh!
558
00:37:49,667 --> 00:37:53,159
ANDY WlLLlAMS SlNGlNG:
It's the most wonderful time
559
00:37:53,237 --> 00:37:55,501
Of the year
560
00:37:55,539 --> 00:37:56,699
BACKGROUND SlNGERS: Ding dong
561
00:37:56,741 --> 00:37:58,538
ANDYWlLLlAMS:
With the kids jingle-belling
562
00:37:58,576 --> 00:38:00,510
And everyone telling you
563
00:38:00,544 --> 00:38:03,411
Be of good cheer
564
00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:08,009
It's the most wonderful time
of the year
565
00:38:08,052 --> 00:38:11,385
BACKGROUND SlNGERS:
Ding dong, ding dong
566
00:38:11,422 --> 00:38:13,549
FRANK: Didn't look this bad
on our honeymoon.
567
00:38:30,941 --> 00:38:32,704
KEVlN:
Hey! Uncle Rob lives here.
568
00:38:32,743 --> 00:38:35,712
If they're back from Paris,
I'll drop in on them.
569
00:38:36,447 --> 00:38:38,574
They usually give
pretty good presents.
570
00:39:25,663 --> 00:39:32,592
CHlLDREN SlNGlNG: Distant stars
at home up in the heavens
571
00:39:32,670 --> 00:39:36,663
What a sight to see
572
00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:38,504
Are they there to guide me?
573
00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:40,100
KEVlN: Good night, Mom.
574
00:39:40,144 --> 00:39:44,137
CHlLDREN SlNGlNG:
Starlight shine bright
575
00:39:44,181 --> 00:39:45,648
See me through the dark night
576
00:39:45,683 --> 00:39:46,843
KATE: Good night, Kevin.
577
00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:51,651
CHlLDREN SlNGlNG:
Guide my pathway
578
00:39:51,689 --> 00:39:52,849
Guide me home for Christmas day
579
00:40:14,345 --> 00:40:16,040
Your drawers, sir.
580
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,878
Jeez! Don't flash
these babies around here!
581
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:21,077
There could be girls
on this floor!
582
00:40:21,118 --> 00:40:22,983
I was very careful, sir.
583
00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:25,955
You can't be too careful
when it involves underwear.
584
00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:27,355
I understand.
585
00:40:28,058 --> 00:40:30,424
I'm sorry. You wanted a tip.
586
00:40:30,494 --> 00:40:32,462
That won't be necessary, sir.
587
00:40:32,496 --> 00:40:35,056
I still have some tip left over.
588
00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:38,895
No tip? OK.
589
00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:42,868
No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!
590
00:40:43,007 --> 00:40:44,167
[Elevator bell rings]
591
00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:45,869
MAN:
How do I get to Columbus Circle?
592
00:40:45,910 --> 00:40:48,140
CONClERGE: The doorman will be
happy to find you a taxi as--
593
00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:50,307
Mr. McCallister!
594
00:40:53,684 --> 00:40:55,015
Uh...excuse me.
595
00:40:55,052 --> 00:40:56,212
MAN: Sure.
596
00:40:59,623 --> 00:41:01,557
And how are we this morning?
597
00:41:01,592 --> 00:41:03,389
Fine.
Is my transportation here?
598
00:41:03,427 --> 00:41:05,156
Out in front, sir.
599
00:41:05,229 --> 00:41:07,891
A limousine and a pizza...
600
00:41:07,965 --> 00:41:09,557
compliments of the Plaza Hotel.
601
00:41:10,234 --> 00:41:12,293
I do hope your father
understands...
602
00:41:12,369 --> 00:41:14,837
that last night I was simply
checking the room...
603
00:41:14,872 --> 00:41:16,931
to make sure
everything was in order.
604
00:41:16,974 --> 00:41:18,737
Oh, he was pretty mad.
605
00:41:18,776 --> 00:41:20,038
He was?
606
00:41:20,077 --> 00:41:21,305
He said he didn't come
to New York...
607
00:41:21,345 --> 00:41:23,711
to get his naked rear end
spied on.
608
00:41:24,381 --> 00:41:26,110
Of course not.
609
00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:28,118
Will he be down...soon?
610
00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:29,585
He already left.
611
00:41:31,388 --> 00:41:33,253
Oh. I would have liked...
612
00:41:33,290 --> 00:41:35,485
to have offered
my personal apology.
613
00:41:35,526 --> 00:41:37,357
If some guy looked at you
in the shower...
614
00:41:37,428 --> 00:41:39,089
would you ever want
to see him again?
615
00:41:39,897 --> 00:41:41,364
I suppose not.
616
00:41:41,432 --> 00:41:43,696
I don't think you'll see him
for the rest of our trip.
617
00:41:44,535 --> 00:41:45,695
I understand.
618
00:41:46,537 --> 00:41:47,697
Bye.
619
00:41:51,075 --> 00:41:52,508
Have a lovely day.
620
00:41:59,383 --> 00:42:01,374
"M, M, M...
621
00:42:01,418 --> 00:42:04,216
"McCallister."
622
00:42:17,134 --> 00:42:19,034
-Morning, Mr. McCallister.
-Good morning.
623
00:42:23,807 --> 00:42:25,968
JOHNNY MATHlS SlNGlNG:
It's beginning to look a lot
624
00:42:26,010 --> 00:42:27,170
Iike Christmas
625
00:42:27,211 --> 00:42:30,442
CEDRlC: Mr. McCallister,
here's your very own...
626
00:42:30,481 --> 00:42:32,142
cheese pizza.
627
00:42:32,182 --> 00:42:35,151
JOHNNY MATHlS SlNGlNG:
Take a look in the five and ten
628
00:42:35,185 --> 00:42:36,846
Listening once again
629
00:42:36,887 --> 00:42:41,017
With candy canes
and silver lanes aglow
630
00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:45,620
It's beginning to look a lot
like Christmas
631
00:42:45,696 --> 00:42:49,723
Toys in every store
632
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,791
But the prettiest sight to see
633
00:42:51,869 --> 00:42:53,427
Is the holly that will be
634
00:42:53,504 --> 00:42:54,630
KEVlN: Hello?
635
00:42:54,672 --> 00:42:56,299
DRlVER: Hello.
636
00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:57,932
Know any good toy stores?
637
00:42:57,975 --> 00:42:59,442
Yes, sir!
638
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,014
BACKGROUND SlNGERS:
It's beginning to look a lot
639
00:43:05,049 --> 00:43:07,347
Iike Christmas
640
00:43:07,384 --> 00:43:11,650
Soon the bells will start
641
00:43:11,689 --> 00:43:14,021
JOHNNY MATHlS: And the thing
that will make them ring
642
00:43:14,058 --> 00:43:15,923
Is the carol that you sing
643
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,791
Right within your heart
644
00:43:17,861 --> 00:43:19,055
CONClERGE: Bingo!
645
00:43:34,211 --> 00:43:37,703
HARRY: Get out of here!
Go on! Get out of here!
646
00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:40,147
Beat it! Get out of here!
647
00:43:40,184 --> 00:43:41,617
Hey...Marv!
648
00:43:41,652 --> 00:43:43,586
Get over here!
I got to talk to you!
649
00:43:54,131 --> 00:43:55,359
MARV: Whoa! Whoa!
650
00:43:57,901 --> 00:43:59,027
Would you like a scarf?
651
00:43:59,069 --> 00:44:01,833
Forget the scarf, Marv.
We got to talk.
652
00:44:03,173 --> 00:44:05,232
We don't have the equipment
to pull off anything big--
653
00:44:05,275 --> 00:44:07,402
you know, your banks,
jewelry stores.
654
00:44:07,444 --> 00:44:09,036
We don't want goods.
655
00:44:09,113 --> 00:44:12,082
We need cash,
and we need it now.
656
00:44:12,116 --> 00:44:13,583
MARV: How about, uh...
657
00:44:13,617 --> 00:44:15,084
hotels?
658
00:44:15,119 --> 00:44:16,814
Tourists carry lots of cash.
659
00:44:16,854 --> 00:44:18,321
There's no guarantees.
660
00:44:18,355 --> 00:44:19,652
I got a better idea.
661
00:44:19,723 --> 00:44:21,953
Stores don't deposit cash
on Christmas Eve.
662
00:44:21,992 --> 00:44:24,426
The only stores
that'll have cash on hand...
663
00:44:24,461 --> 00:44:27,555
are ones that deal
in moderate-priced goods.
664
00:44:27,598 --> 00:44:29,031
MARV: Right...right.
665
00:44:29,066 --> 00:44:32,593
HARRY: What stores make
lots of cash Christmas Eve...
666
00:44:32,636 --> 00:44:34,866
that nobody's going to think
to rob?
667
00:44:35,639 --> 00:44:36,833
Candy stores.
668
00:44:38,075 --> 00:44:40,100
Nine-year-olds
rob candy stores, Marv.
669
00:44:41,045 --> 00:44:43,240
This is what I had in mind.
670
00:44:44,915 --> 00:44:46,007
MARV: That's brilliant, Harry.
671
00:44:46,083 --> 00:44:47,448
Brilliant!
672
00:44:49,153 --> 00:44:51,280
HARRY: Yep.
There's nobody dumb enough...
673
00:44:51,321 --> 00:44:54,017
to knock off a toy store
on Christmas Eve.
674
00:44:54,058 --> 00:44:55,616
Oh, yes, there is.
675
00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:15,136
DRlVER: Here we are, sir...
676
00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:17,146
Duncan's Toy Chest.
677
00:45:18,415 --> 00:45:20,474
Merry Christmas, Kevin.
678
00:46:03,327 --> 00:46:06,353
This is the greatest accident
of my life.
679
00:46:24,648 --> 00:46:26,775
Marv. Marv!
680
00:46:26,850 --> 00:46:29,478
Hey, nice house,
but there's no bathroom in it.
681
00:46:32,556 --> 00:46:33,853
MARV: What's the plan?
682
00:46:33,891 --> 00:46:36,826
HARRY: Everybody leaves
for a nice holiday off.
683
00:46:36,860 --> 00:46:38,259
We come out
of our little houses...
684
00:46:41,765 --> 00:46:43,426
Yeah, then what?
685
00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:45,833
We empty the registers and
walk out like we own the joint.
686
00:46:45,869 --> 00:46:47,564
Great plan, Harry!
687
00:46:48,939 --> 00:46:50,065
MAN: Shake his hand.
688
00:46:50,107 --> 00:46:52,735
CASHlER: Well, now thank you
and merry Christmas.
689
00:46:52,776 --> 00:46:54,107
Say hello to the family.
690
00:46:55,579 --> 00:46:57,911
Oh, yes. Let me see.
691
00:46:57,948 --> 00:46:59,472
Eh...
692
00:47:00,751 --> 00:47:02,480
You shopping alone?
693
00:47:02,519 --> 00:47:03,986
In New York?
694
00:47:04,021 --> 00:47:05,955
Sir, I'm afraid
of my own shadow.
695
00:47:05,989 --> 00:47:07,889
CASHlER: I was just checking.
696
00:47:07,925 --> 00:47:09,415
KEVlN:
That's very responsible of you.
697
00:47:09,459 --> 00:47:11,086
CASHlER: Oh, well, thank you.
698
00:47:11,128 --> 00:47:13,028
KEVlN: My pleasure.
699
00:47:13,063 --> 00:47:16,794
CASHlER: That'll be $23.75.
700
00:47:18,602 --> 00:47:19,728
My, my, my!
701
00:47:19,770 --> 00:47:21,761
Where did you get
all that money?
702
00:47:22,906 --> 00:47:24,897
Uh...I have a lot
of grandmothers.
703
00:47:24,942 --> 00:47:26,068
CASHlER: Oh.
704
00:47:26,109 --> 00:47:28,134
Well, that explains it.
705
00:47:30,314 --> 00:47:32,043
This is a really nice store--
706
00:47:32,115 --> 00:47:35,084
one of the finer toy dealerships
I've ever visited.
707
00:47:35,118 --> 00:47:36,449
CASHlER: Oh, well, thank you.
708
00:47:36,486 --> 00:47:38,454
KEVlN: Mr. Duncan
must be a pretty nice guy...
709
00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:40,490
Ietting all the kids
come into his store...
710
00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:41,991
and play with his toys.
711
00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:43,925
Most toy stores prohibit that.
712
00:47:43,961 --> 00:47:45,485
-Oh, is that so?
-Yep.
713
00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:47,929
Well, he loves kids.
714
00:47:47,965 --> 00:47:49,432
As a matter of fact...
715
00:47:49,466 --> 00:47:51,934
all the money
the store takes in today...
716
00:47:51,969 --> 00:47:55,598
Mr. Duncan is donating it
to the Children's Hospital...
717
00:47:55,639 --> 00:47:57,937
and the day after Christmas...
718
00:47:57,975 --> 00:48:01,138
we empty all the money
in the cash register...
719
00:48:01,211 --> 00:48:04,669
and Mr. Duncan just takes it
right down to the hospital.
720
00:48:04,748 --> 00:48:06,340
That's very generous of him.
721
00:48:06,416 --> 00:48:10,113
Well, children
bring him a lot of joy...
722
00:48:10,153 --> 00:48:13,452
as they do to everyone
who appreciates them.
723
00:48:18,996 --> 00:48:20,623
I'm not supposed to spend
this money...
724
00:48:20,664 --> 00:48:22,723
but I have twenty dollars
from shoveling snow...
725
00:48:22,766 --> 00:48:24,063
in a jar in our garage...
726
00:48:24,101 --> 00:48:26,035
where my older brother
can't find it.
727
00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:28,196
So I'll pay my mother back
with that.
728
00:48:28,238 --> 00:48:30,206
You can give this
to Mr. Duncan.
729
00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:32,504
The hospital
needs it more than I do.
730
00:48:32,542 --> 00:48:34,533
Besides, I'll probably
spend it on stuff...
731
00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:37,308
that'll rot my teeth
and my mind.
732
00:48:37,381 --> 00:48:43,047
Aw...that's--
that's very sweet of you.
733
00:48:43,086 --> 00:48:46,419
Eh...you see that tree there?
734
00:48:46,456 --> 00:48:50,324
To show our appreciation
for your generosity...
735
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,227
I'm going to let you select
an object from that tree...
736
00:48:53,263 --> 00:48:55,231
that you can take home with you.
737
00:48:55,265 --> 00:48:57,233
-Free?
-Oh, yeah.
738
00:48:57,267 --> 00:48:59,497
CASHlER: Eh...may--
may I make a suggestion?
739
00:48:59,536 --> 00:49:00,662
KEVlN: OK.
740
00:49:00,704 --> 00:49:03,002
CASHlER: Take the turtledoves.
741
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,940
I could have two?
742
00:49:04,975 --> 00:49:07,535
Well, two turtledoves.
743
00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:08,805
I'll tell you what you do.
744
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:11,745
You keep one...
745
00:49:11,782 --> 00:49:15,616
and you give the other one
to a very special person.
746
00:49:15,652 --> 00:49:17,085
You see...
747
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:21,113
turtledoves are a symbol
of friendship and love.
748
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:25,554
As long as each of you
have your turtledove...
749
00:49:25,595 --> 00:49:28,189
you'll be friends forever.
750
00:49:28,231 --> 00:49:30,699
Wow! I never knew that.
751
00:49:30,734 --> 00:49:32,599
I thought they were
just part of a song.
752
00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:33,864
They are...
753
00:49:33,904 --> 00:49:36,600
and--and for that
very special reason.
754
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,403
Wow!
755
00:49:38,442 --> 00:49:40,137
Thanks.
756
00:49:40,177 --> 00:49:41,474
Merry Christmas.
757
00:49:41,545 --> 00:49:43,877
Merry Christmas to you, too.
758
00:49:43,914 --> 00:49:45,472
Be sure to bundle up
if you go outside.
759
00:49:45,549 --> 00:49:46,811
It's a little nippy.
760
00:49:46,850 --> 00:49:50,183
Oh, thank you, l--I'll do that.
761
00:50:27,057 --> 00:50:29,184
Well, where to?
762
00:50:29,226 --> 00:50:32,093
You promised you'd take me
to the Central Park Zoo.
763
00:50:40,170 --> 00:50:41,603
Hey!
764
00:50:41,638 --> 00:50:43,128
Look who it is, Marv.
765
00:50:46,576 --> 00:50:48,476
Come on. Let's get him.
766
00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:52,175
WOMAN: Oh! Hey!
767
00:50:54,251 --> 00:50:55,548
HARRY: Hiya, pal.
768
00:50:55,585 --> 00:50:56,745
[Kevin gasps]
769
00:51:03,427 --> 00:51:09,229
Aah!
770
00:51:09,266 --> 00:51:10,631
Aah!
771
00:51:14,504 --> 00:51:15,766
HARRY: Come on!
772
00:51:31,054 --> 00:51:32,214
MAN: Hey!
773
00:51:38,061 --> 00:51:39,426
MAN: Hey! Watch it, man!
774
00:51:39,463 --> 00:51:41,897
[Package shatters]
775
00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:44,264
VENDOR: Buy now and avoid
the Christmas rush.
776
00:51:44,301 --> 00:51:47,270
Two forfive dollars,
fourforten.
777
00:51:47,304 --> 00:51:48,430
All right.
778
00:51:48,472 --> 00:51:50,030
MARV: There he is!
779
00:51:50,073 --> 00:51:51,665
VENDOR: All right, kiddo!
780
00:51:51,708 --> 00:51:53,676
-Thanks.
-Merry Christmas.
781
00:51:53,710 --> 00:51:55,701
-Oh! Hey!
-Whoa!
782
00:51:55,745 --> 00:51:57,542
MAN: Excuse me!
783
00:52:23,473 --> 00:52:24,906
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
784
00:52:24,941 --> 00:52:26,135
-Oh!
-Oh!
785
00:52:28,211 --> 00:52:29,576
MARV: Ohh!
786
00:52:30,914 --> 00:52:32,814
Yes!
787
00:52:32,849 --> 00:52:34,180
WOMAN:
Thank you for your suggestion.
788
00:52:34,217 --> 00:52:36,378
CONClERGE:
My duty and my pleasure.
789
00:52:47,564 --> 00:52:50,431
KEVlN: You got to help me!
There's two guys after me!
790
00:52:50,467 --> 00:52:52,332
What's the matter?
791
00:52:52,369 --> 00:52:54,098
Store wouldn't take your...
792
00:52:54,938 --> 00:52:57,168
stolen credit card?
793
00:52:58,041 --> 00:53:01,033
Let's see what the police
have to say about this.
794
00:53:06,283 --> 00:53:07,409
HARRY: Get up! Get up!
795
00:53:09,753 --> 00:53:11,118
Come on! Let's go get him!
796
00:53:13,490 --> 00:53:16,288
CONClERGE:
Get back here, you little thief!
797
00:53:18,995 --> 00:53:20,292
Stop that child!
798
00:53:23,266 --> 00:53:24,426
CEDRlC: Grab him!
799
00:53:29,139 --> 00:53:30,504
[Elevator bell rings]
800
00:53:40,083 --> 00:53:42,517
CONClERGE: You little sh--
801
00:53:44,087 --> 00:53:46,385
I've committed
credit card fraud.
802
00:53:46,423 --> 00:53:48,687
CONClERGE: Get me security!
803
00:53:48,725 --> 00:53:52,058
We've got to stop
that delinquent!
804
00:53:52,095 --> 00:53:54,359
Come along, Cedric.
805
00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:14,951
I've had enough
of this vacation.
806
00:54:14,985 --> 00:54:16,612
I'm going home.
807
00:54:27,130 --> 00:54:28,859
Hold it right there.
808
00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:32,762
This is the concierge, sir!
809
00:54:33,637 --> 00:54:35,867
I knew it was you.
810
00:54:35,905 --> 00:54:38,100
I could smell you
getting off the elevator.
811
00:54:40,310 --> 00:54:43,006
You was here last night, too,
wasn't you?
812
00:54:45,048 --> 00:54:48,449
Yes, sir...I was.
813
00:54:48,485 --> 00:54:49,952
JOHNNY: You was here...
814
00:54:50,020 --> 00:54:52,352
and you was smooching
with my brother!
815
00:54:54,658 --> 00:54:57,752
I'm--I'm afraid
you're mistaken, sir.
816
00:54:57,794 --> 00:54:59,284
Don't give me that.
817
00:54:59,329 --> 00:55:01,320
You been smooching
with everybody!
818
00:55:01,364 --> 00:55:04,231
Snuffy, Al, Leo...
819
00:55:04,267 --> 00:55:06,030
Iittle Mo with the gimpy leg...
820
00:55:06,069 --> 00:55:08,469
Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff.
821
00:55:08,505 --> 00:55:10,029
[Gasps]
822
00:55:12,242 --> 00:55:13,402
No!
823
00:55:15,011 --> 00:55:16,603
It's a lie!
824
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:18,614
JOHNNY:
I could go on forever, baby.
825
00:55:19,582 --> 00:55:21,447
I'm terribly sorry, sir...
826
00:55:21,484 --> 00:55:24,078
but I'm afraid
you're mistaken.
827
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:26,111
We're looking for a young man.
828
00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:27,646
All right.
829
00:55:27,691 --> 00:55:29,352
I believe you...
830
00:55:29,392 --> 00:55:30,825
but my Tommy gun don't!
831
00:55:32,195 --> 00:55:35,028
Get down on your knees
and tell me you love me.
832
00:55:37,701 --> 00:55:39,259
CONClERGE: On your knees.
833
00:55:48,311 --> 00:55:51,007
I love you!
834
00:55:54,351 --> 00:55:56,216
You got to do betterthan that!
835
00:55:57,721 --> 00:55:59,951
EVERYONE: I love you!
836
00:56:01,691 --> 00:56:04,888
JOHNNY: Maybe I'm off my hinges,
but I believe you.
837
00:56:04,928 --> 00:56:07,021
That's why
I'm going to let you go.
838
00:56:08,098 --> 00:56:10,760
I'm going to give you
to the count of three...
839
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:14,930
to get your lousy,
lying, lowdown...
840
00:56:14,971 --> 00:56:17,599
four-flushing carcass
out my door!
841
00:56:19,476 --> 00:56:20,875
-One.
-Open up the door!
842
00:56:20,910 --> 00:56:22,070
Two.
843
00:56:24,514 --> 00:56:26,675
Ha ha ha ha ha!
844
00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:28,217
Ha ha ha ha ha!
845
00:56:28,251 --> 00:56:29,650
[Tommy gun firing]
846
00:56:36,359 --> 00:56:38,088
Three!
847
00:56:38,128 --> 00:56:40,858
JOHNNY: Merry Christmas,
you filthy animal...
848
00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:43,695
[Tommy gun fires]
849
00:56:43,733 --> 00:56:45,826
JOHNNY: and a happy New Year.
850
00:56:45,869 --> 00:56:47,166
[Gunshot]
851
00:56:48,505 --> 00:56:49,631
Stay in your rooms!
852
00:56:49,672 --> 00:56:51,469
This is an emergency!
853
00:56:51,508 --> 00:56:54,841
There's an insane guest
with a gun!
854
00:57:05,622 --> 00:57:10,286
KEVlN: Nooo!
855
00:57:10,326 --> 00:57:11,486
HARRY: Come to papa!
856
00:57:14,130 --> 00:57:16,121
MARV: Ha! Round trip to Miami.
857
00:57:16,166 --> 00:57:18,361
What's the matter?
Get on the wrong plane, squirt?
858
00:57:18,401 --> 00:57:20,369
HARRY: Looks like
you won't be needing this, kid.
859
00:57:20,403 --> 00:57:23,133
MARV: American don't fly to
the promised land, little buddy.
860
00:57:23,173 --> 00:57:24,834
HARRY: Come on!
861
00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:27,876
HARRY:
We spent nine months in jail...
862
00:57:27,911 --> 00:57:30,345
thinking we had
the worst luck in the universe.
863
00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:32,348
We were wrong, little buddy.
864
00:57:32,382 --> 00:57:34,850
MARV: We busted out of
the clink, and we're doing fine.
865
00:57:34,918 --> 00:57:36,385
We'll be doing even better...
866
00:57:36,419 --> 00:57:38,387
because we're not
robbing houses anymore.
867
00:57:38,421 --> 00:57:39,786
Now we're robbing toy stores.
868
00:57:39,823 --> 00:57:41,256
At midnight tonight...
869
00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:42,849
we're hitting
Duncan's Toy Chest.
870
00:57:42,926 --> 00:57:45,190
Five floors of cash.
871
00:57:45,228 --> 00:57:47,128
After that, we grab
a couple of phony passports--
872
00:57:47,163 --> 00:57:50,223
HARRY: Marv!
Marv, you want to shut up?
873
00:57:50,266 --> 00:57:51,392
MARV: What's the difference?
874
00:57:51,434 --> 00:57:53,061
He's not going to talk
to anybody...
875
00:57:53,102 --> 00:57:54,899
except maybe a fish.
876
00:57:54,938 --> 00:57:56,371
Or the undertaker.
877
00:57:56,406 --> 00:57:58,374
HARRY: Let's just get him
to the subway tunnel.
878
00:57:58,408 --> 00:58:01,070
I'll feel a lot better
once we get him on ice.
879
00:58:03,246 --> 00:58:05,043
HARRY:
I've got a gun in my pocket.
880
00:58:05,081 --> 00:58:06,207
You open your mouth...
881
00:58:06,249 --> 00:58:08,342
and you'll be spitting gum
out through your forehead.
882
00:58:29,405 --> 00:58:30,633
Well, hello.
883
00:58:34,110 --> 00:58:36,704
-He did it.
-Did what?
884
00:58:39,449 --> 00:58:40,609
Thanks.
885
00:58:44,587 --> 00:58:45,679
HARRY: Get him, will ya!
886
00:58:45,755 --> 00:58:46,847
MARV: He went in the park.
887
00:58:46,923 --> 00:58:48,049
HARRY: What are you doing?
888
00:58:48,124 --> 00:58:49,284
Get up!
889
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:25,188
MARV: Overthere!
890
00:59:30,099 --> 00:59:31,225
BOY: Quit it!
891
00:59:31,267 --> 00:59:32,825
-Hey!
-Creep!
892
00:59:32,869 --> 00:59:35,064
-Give it!
-What are you doing?
893
00:59:35,738 --> 00:59:37,706
MARV: Hey, Harry, I got him.
894
00:59:37,740 --> 00:59:39,264
HARRY:
Let me see. That ain't him.
895
00:59:39,309 --> 00:59:41,709
Put him down. That ain't him.
896
00:59:42,378 --> 00:59:44,039
We should've shot him
when we had the chance.
897
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:46,776
I hate pulling a job knowing
that creep is on the loose.
898
00:59:46,816 --> 00:59:49,512
MARV: What can he do?
Kids are helpless.
899
00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:50,746
HARRY: Not this kid.
900
00:59:50,820 --> 00:59:52,651
MARV: This time,
he doesn't have a houseful...
901
00:59:52,689 --> 00:59:55,055
of dangerous goodies
to get us with.
902
00:59:55,091 --> 00:59:57,059
He's in the park. He's alone.
903
00:59:57,093 --> 00:59:59,391
Kids are a-scared of the park.
904
00:59:59,429 --> 01:00:01,397
HARRY: Yeah.
Grown men come in the park...
905
01:00:01,431 --> 01:00:02,557
and don't leave alive.
906
01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:04,396
MARV: Yeah.
907
01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:06,095
HARRY: Good luck, little fella.
908
01:00:16,913 --> 01:00:18,346
KEVlN: I want to go home.
909
01:00:19,749 --> 01:00:21,216
Mom, where are you?
910
01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:27,886
[Speaking Spanish]
911
01:00:49,612 --> 01:00:51,375
[Telephone rings]
912
01:00:51,414 --> 01:00:52,881
Turn that down.
913
01:00:54,951 --> 01:00:56,384
-Hello.
-Kate McCallister, please.
914
01:00:56,419 --> 01:00:58,614
-This is she.
-Ma'am, we found your son.
915
01:00:58,688 --> 01:01:01,384
-What?
-The police know where Kevin is.
916
01:01:01,424 --> 01:01:02,891
MAN: He's in New York City.
917
01:01:02,925 --> 01:01:04,187
He's in New York.
918
01:01:04,227 --> 01:01:05,785
-New York?
-New York?
919
01:01:05,828 --> 01:01:08,388
MAN: He checked into the Plaza
with your husband's credit card.
920
01:01:08,431 --> 01:01:12,128
I'm sure he was scared.
He's not a troublemaker.
921
01:01:12,168 --> 01:01:14,568
Would you hold just a second?
922
01:01:14,604 --> 01:01:16,504
He used your credit card
to check into the Plaza Hotel.
923
01:01:16,539 --> 01:01:18,200
Do they still have him?
924
01:01:18,241 --> 01:01:19,401
Do they have him?
925
01:01:19,442 --> 01:01:21,103
MAN:
No, police are still looking.
926
01:01:21,144 --> 01:01:23,044
Damn it!
927
01:01:23,079 --> 01:01:25,604
We're on the next flight out.
Thank you.
928
01:01:25,648 --> 01:01:26,876
We're going to New York.
929
01:01:26,916 --> 01:01:28,315
-Yes!
-Yes!
930
01:01:29,452 --> 01:01:31,977
He ran away when they
questioned him about the card.
931
01:01:32,055 --> 01:01:33,522
He must be so scared.
932
01:01:33,589 --> 01:01:35,819
Would he go
to my brother's place?
933
01:01:35,858 --> 01:01:36,984
Aren't they in Paris?
934
01:01:37,026 --> 01:01:38,516
Maybe there's a housesitter.
935
01:01:38,594 --> 01:01:40,391
I thought you said
they're renovating.
936
01:02:13,796 --> 01:02:16,230
[Knock on door]
937
01:02:20,503 --> 01:02:22,698
Hello!
938
01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:24,730
Uncle Rob?
939
01:02:24,774 --> 01:02:25,832
Aunt Georgette?
940
01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:28,207
Anybody home?
941
01:02:28,244 --> 01:02:30,075
Hello!
942
01:02:30,113 --> 01:02:31,808
Anybody home?
943
01:02:31,848 --> 01:02:35,249
It's me,
your favorite nephew Kevin.
944
01:02:35,318 --> 01:02:37,309
Uncle Rob!
945
01:02:37,386 --> 01:02:39,411
Aunt Georgette!
946
01:03:00,409 --> 01:03:02,400
[Muttering]
947
01:03:22,698 --> 01:03:24,393
Watch it, kid!
948
01:03:24,433 --> 01:03:27,425
Ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha!
949
01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:30,462
Ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha!
950
01:03:30,506 --> 01:03:32,497
WOMAN:
Hey, looking for somebody...
951
01:03:32,542 --> 01:03:34,737
to read you a bedtime story?
952
01:03:34,777 --> 01:03:37,473
[Laughing]
953
01:03:40,750 --> 01:03:42,183
Taxi!
954
01:03:54,897 --> 01:03:57,331
Boy, it's scary out there.
955
01:03:59,001 --> 01:04:00,400
Ain't much better in here, kid.
956
01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:30,526
I don't want to ever take
a vacation like this again.
957
01:05:01,664 --> 01:05:03,222
Where did all you come from?
958
01:05:03,266 --> 01:05:05,234
I may not have enough
for everybody.
959
01:05:05,268 --> 01:05:07,259
How hungry are you guys?
960
01:05:08,804 --> 01:05:10,999
Well, you guys ate all my food.
961
01:05:26,389 --> 01:05:29,222
Aah!
962
01:05:34,363 --> 01:05:36,228
Aah!
963
01:05:36,265 --> 01:05:37,425
Aah!
964
01:05:38,367 --> 01:05:40,528
Aah!
965
01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:13,362
Look, I'm sorry
I screamed in yourface.
966
01:06:13,402 --> 01:06:15,734
You were just trying
to help me, right?
967
01:06:19,308 --> 01:06:20,570
I'm Kevin McCallister.
968
01:06:21,744 --> 01:06:23,507
Your birds are real nice.
969
01:06:24,513 --> 01:06:25,912
I've seen you before.
970
01:06:25,948 --> 01:06:28,473
You had pigeons all over you.
971
01:06:28,551 --> 01:06:30,781
At first,
you looked kind of scary.
972
01:06:30,853 --> 01:06:33,321
But when I think about it,
it's not so bad.
973
01:06:33,356 --> 01:06:35,449
They must be all over you
'cause they like you.
974
01:06:37,693 --> 01:06:39,820
If I'm bothering you,
I can leave.
975
01:06:39,862 --> 01:06:41,727
Am I bothering you?
976
01:06:42,865 --> 01:06:44,127
No.
977
01:06:45,167 --> 01:06:47,761
Good.
I'm not a pain in the butt?
978
01:06:49,872 --> 01:06:51,032
No.
979
01:06:55,778 --> 01:06:57,336
Will those pigeons
come back on their own...
980
01:06:57,380 --> 01:06:58,779
or do you have to call them?
981
01:07:10,159 --> 01:07:11,319
WOMAN: Give me your hand.
982
01:07:15,398 --> 01:07:16,888
They can hear it.
983
01:07:34,450 --> 01:07:35,974
This is great.
984
01:07:40,289 --> 01:07:41,688
It's pretty cold out.
985
01:07:41,724 --> 01:07:44,192
I could sure go
for a cup of hot chocolate.
986
01:07:44,260 --> 01:07:46,694
How about you? My treat.
987
01:07:51,667 --> 01:07:54,397
KEVlN: I'd hate to spend
Christmas Eve in Central Park.
988
01:07:54,437 --> 01:07:56,803
Can we go someplace warm?
989
01:07:56,839 --> 01:07:58,932
WOMAN: Yes. I know a place.
990
01:08:06,048 --> 01:08:10,041
[Playing "Adeste Fideles"]
991
01:08:46,422 --> 01:08:47,582
KEVlN: Nice music.
992
01:08:49,258 --> 01:08:51,192
This place is great.
993
01:08:52,261 --> 01:08:54,752
WOMAN: I've heard the world's
great music from here.
994
01:08:56,765 --> 01:08:59,256
Ella Fitzgerald, Count Basie...
995
01:08:59,335 --> 01:09:01,326
Frank Sinatra...
996
01:09:01,403 --> 01:09:02,802
Luciano Pavarotti.
997
01:09:08,677 --> 01:09:10,474
So, do you bring your friends
up here?
998
01:09:12,314 --> 01:09:14,179
I haven't got many friends.
999
01:09:14,216 --> 01:09:16,616
Oh. Sorry.
1000
01:09:17,253 --> 01:09:18,948
I'm like the birds I care for.
1001
01:09:20,422 --> 01:09:21,753
People pass me in the street.
1002
01:09:21,790 --> 01:09:24,258
They see me,
but they try to ignore me.
1003
01:09:24,293 --> 01:09:26,818
They'd prefer
I wasn't part of their city.
1004
01:09:26,862 --> 01:09:28,193
Yeah.
1005
01:09:28,230 --> 01:09:30,221
It's sorta like that
with my family.
1006
01:09:30,266 --> 01:09:32,234
I'm kinda the pigeon
of the house...
1007
01:09:32,268 --> 01:09:34,133
just because I'm the youngest.
1008
01:09:34,970 --> 01:09:36,494
Everyone fights for position.
1009
01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:39,168
Everybody wants to be seen...
1010
01:09:39,208 --> 01:09:40,334
and heard.
1011
01:09:40,376 --> 01:09:42,139
I guess so.
1012
01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:44,237
I'm seen and heard
pretty much...
1013
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:46,271
but then I get sent
to my room a lot, too.
1014
01:09:49,285 --> 01:09:51,913
I wasn't always like this,
you know.
1015
01:09:51,954 --> 01:09:53,683
Oh. What were you like before?
1016
01:09:55,057 --> 01:09:56,490
I had a job...
1017
01:09:56,525 --> 01:09:58,152
I had a home...
1018
01:09:58,194 --> 01:09:59,320
I had a family.
1019
01:09:59,361 --> 01:10:00,521
Did you have any kids?
1020
01:10:01,764 --> 01:10:02,924
No.
1021
01:10:04,133 --> 01:10:05,259
Oh, I wanted them...
1022
01:10:06,302 --> 01:10:08,270
but the man I loved...
1023
01:10:08,304 --> 01:10:09,771
fell out of love with me.
1024
01:10:10,639 --> 01:10:12,106
That broke my heart.
1025
01:10:13,008 --> 01:10:15,568
And whenever the chance
to be loved came along again...
1026
01:10:16,712 --> 01:10:18,043
I ran away from it.
1027
01:10:19,248 --> 01:10:20,943
I stopped trusting people.
1028
01:10:20,983 --> 01:10:22,450
No offense...
1029
01:10:22,484 --> 01:10:25,317
but that seems like
sort of a dumb thing to do.
1030
01:10:25,354 --> 01:10:27,879
I was afraid of getting
my heart broken again.
1031
01:10:29,024 --> 01:10:31,185
You see, sometimes
you can trust a person...
1032
01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:33,695
and then,
when things are down...
1033
01:10:33,729 --> 01:10:35,560
they forget about you.
1034
01:10:36,599 --> 01:10:38,328
Maybe they're just too busy.
1035
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:39,697
Maybe they don't
forget about you...
1036
01:10:39,768 --> 01:10:42,396
but they forget to remember you.
1037
01:10:42,471 --> 01:10:44,234
I don't think people
mean to forget.
1038
01:10:44,273 --> 01:10:46,503
I think it just happens.
1039
01:10:46,542 --> 01:10:49,204
My grandfather says
if my head wasn't screwed on...
1040
01:10:49,245 --> 01:10:50,872
I'd leave it on the school bus.
1041
01:10:50,913 --> 01:10:52,904
I'm just afraid
if I do trust someone...
1042
01:10:52,948 --> 01:10:55,246
I'll get my heart broken again.
1043
01:10:55,284 --> 01:10:56,649
KEVlN: I understand that.
1044
01:10:56,685 --> 01:10:59,620
I used to have a really nice
pair of roller blades.
1045
01:10:59,655 --> 01:11:02,215
I was afraid I'd wreck them...
1046
01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:03,782
so I kept them in the box.
1047
01:11:03,826 --> 01:11:05,919
-You know what happened?
-No.
1048
01:11:05,961 --> 01:11:07,087
I outgrew them.
1049
01:11:07,129 --> 01:11:08,721
I never wore them once
outside...
1050
01:11:08,764 --> 01:11:10,959
just in my room
a couple of times.
1051
01:11:12,501 --> 01:11:13,968
A person's heart
and a person's feelings...
1052
01:11:14,003 --> 01:11:16,096
are very different than skates.
1053
01:11:17,006 --> 01:11:18,268
Well, they're kind
of the same thing.
1054
01:11:18,307 --> 01:11:20,275
If you aren't going
to use your heart...
1055
01:11:20,309 --> 01:11:22,300
then what's the difference
if it gets broken?
1056
01:11:22,344 --> 01:11:24,278
If you just keep it
to yourself...
1057
01:11:24,313 --> 01:11:26,543
maybe it'll be like
my roller blades--
1058
01:11:26,582 --> 01:11:28,550
when you do decide to try it...
1059
01:11:28,584 --> 01:11:30,211
it won't be any good.
1060
01:11:30,252 --> 01:11:31,719
You should take a chance.
1061
01:11:31,754 --> 01:11:33,278
You got nothing to lose.
1062
01:11:34,790 --> 01:11:36,621
A bit of truth in there
somewhere.
1063
01:11:36,659 --> 01:11:38,126
I think so.
1064
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:39,855
Your heart
might still be broken...
1065
01:11:39,895 --> 01:11:41,362
but it isn't gone.
1066
01:11:41,397 --> 01:11:43,888
If it was gone,
you wouldn't be this nice.
1067
01:11:44,933 --> 01:11:46,298
Thank you.
1068
01:11:48,871 --> 01:11:50,099
Do you know that it's been...
1069
01:11:51,874 --> 01:11:54,638
a couple of years
since I've talked to anybody?
1070
01:11:54,677 --> 01:11:57,077
That's OK.
You're really good at it.
1071
01:11:57,112 --> 01:11:58,238
You're not boring.
1072
01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:00,077
You don't mumble or spit
when you talk.
1073
01:12:00,115 --> 01:12:02,242
You should do it more often.
1074
01:12:02,284 --> 01:12:03,581
You just have to wear
an outfit...
1075
01:12:03,619 --> 01:12:05,211
that doesn't have
pigeon poop on it.
1076
01:12:05,254 --> 01:12:07,245
[Woman laughs]
1077
01:12:08,257 --> 01:12:09,724
Oh, I have been working
very hard...
1078
01:12:09,758 --> 01:12:12,249
at keeping people away,
haven't l?
1079
01:12:12,294 --> 01:12:15,024
I always think I'll have
a lot of fun if I'm alone...
1080
01:12:15,064 --> 01:12:17,464
but being alone isn't much fun.
1081
01:12:17,533 --> 01:12:20,229
I don't care how much
people bug me sometimes...
1082
01:12:20,302 --> 01:12:23,328
I'd rather be with somebody
than by myself.
1083
01:12:24,340 --> 01:12:25,830
So what are you doing
running around the streets...
1084
01:12:25,908 --> 01:12:27,341
on Christmas Eve alone?
1085
01:12:27,376 --> 01:12:29,344
Did you get into trouble?
1086
01:12:29,378 --> 01:12:31,437
Yeah.
1087
01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:33,004
WOMAN:
You've done something wrong?
1088
01:12:33,048 --> 01:12:34,572
A lot of things.
1089
01:12:36,985 --> 01:12:40,648
Did you know that a good deed
erases a bad deed?
1090
01:12:40,689 --> 01:12:42,122
It's getting pretty late.
1091
01:12:42,157 --> 01:12:44,182
I don't know
if I'll have enough time...
1092
01:12:44,226 --> 01:12:46,888
to erase
all the bad deeds I did.
1093
01:12:46,929 --> 01:12:48,726
Well, it's Christmas Eve.
1094
01:12:48,764 --> 01:12:50,527
Good deeds
count for extra tonight.
1095
01:12:50,599 --> 01:12:53,591
-They do?
-Of course they do.
1096
01:12:53,669 --> 01:12:55,899
So you must think
of the most important thing...
1097
01:12:55,938 --> 01:12:57,462
that you can do for others...
1098
01:12:57,539 --> 01:12:59,166
and go and do it.
1099
01:12:59,975 --> 01:13:02,170
Just follow the star
in your own heart.
1100
01:13:03,779 --> 01:13:05,269
OK.
1101
01:13:06,281 --> 01:13:07,748
It's getting pretty late.
1102
01:13:07,783 --> 01:13:09,273
I better get going.
1103
01:13:16,458 --> 01:13:19,757
If I don't see you again,
I hope everything turns out OK.
1104
01:13:19,795 --> 01:13:21,126
Thank you.
1105
01:13:22,331 --> 01:13:23,889
Say good-bye to your birds
for me.
1106
01:13:23,966 --> 01:13:25,092
Oh, I will.
1107
01:13:33,809 --> 01:13:34,935
Merry Christmas.
1108
01:13:34,977 --> 01:13:36,376
Merry Christmas.
1109
01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:39,870
If you need somebody to trust,
it can be me.
1110
01:13:39,915 --> 01:13:42,247
I won't forget to remember you.
1111
01:13:43,285 --> 01:13:45,253
Don't make promises
you can't keep.
1112
01:14:01,069 --> 01:14:07,736
CHlLDREN SlNGlNG: Distant stars
at home up in the heavens
1113
01:14:07,776 --> 01:14:11,234
Wonder what they see
1114
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:14,738
Are they watching me?
1115
01:14:14,783 --> 01:14:17,752
Christmas star
1116
01:14:17,786 --> 01:14:22,086
You watch the world so wisely
1117
01:14:22,124 --> 01:14:26,060
At my journey's end
1118
01:14:26,094 --> 01:14:29,154
Will you be my true friend?
1119
01:14:29,231 --> 01:14:32,997
Starlight, shine bright
1120
01:14:33,068 --> 01:14:37,004
See me through the dark night
1121
01:14:37,072 --> 01:14:40,838
Light my pathway
1122
01:14:40,876 --> 01:14:44,368
Guide me home for Christmas
1123
01:14:44,413 --> 01:14:46,711
DUNCAN: All the money
in the cash register...
1124
01:14:46,748 --> 01:14:50,411
Mr. Duncan is going to donate
to the Children's Hospital.
1125
01:14:51,019 --> 01:14:54,682
MARV: At midnight tonight, we're
hitting Duncan's Toy Chest.
1126
01:14:54,723 --> 01:14:56,714
You can mess
with a lot of things...
1127
01:14:56,758 --> 01:14:59,727
but you can't mess with kids
on Christmas.
1128
01:17:20,268 --> 01:17:21,360
CONClERGE:
We'd like to offer you...
1129
01:17:21,436 --> 01:17:23,529
a complimentary suite
while you're here.
1130
01:17:24,272 --> 01:17:26,740
It's a penthouse
with a view of the park.
1131
01:17:26,775 --> 01:17:27,901
I think
you'll find it satisfactory.
1132
01:17:27,943 --> 01:17:31,470
It was recently vacated by
the Countess of Worcestershire.
1133
01:17:31,513 --> 01:17:34,846
What kind of hotel allows
a child to check in alone?
1134
01:17:34,883 --> 01:17:37,545
The boy had a very
convincing story.
1135
01:17:37,586 --> 01:17:39,986
What kind of idiots
are working here?
1136
01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:43,489
The finest in New York.
1137
01:17:43,525 --> 01:17:45,891
PETER: When you discovered
the credit card was stolen--
1138
01:17:45,927 --> 01:17:48,020
I made the discovery.
1139
01:17:48,063 --> 01:17:49,587
Why did you let him leave?
1140
01:17:50,599 --> 01:17:52,590
When we attempted
to confront him, he ran.
1141
01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:53,828
You scared him away.
1142
01:17:53,902 --> 01:17:56,029
KATE: It's Christmas Eve,
and because of you...
1143
01:17:56,104 --> 01:17:58,572
our child is lost in one of
the biggest cities in the world.
1144
01:18:02,411 --> 01:18:04,936
Could you take our family
and our luggage up to the room?
1145
01:18:04,980 --> 01:18:06,379
Yes, sir.
1146
01:18:06,415 --> 01:18:07,814
Run along, Cedric.
1147
01:18:07,849 --> 01:18:09,544
I'm going down
to the police station...
1148
01:18:09,584 --> 01:18:11,711
and make sure
they're trying to find Kevin.
1149
01:18:11,753 --> 01:18:13,550
I want you to stay
with the kids.
1150
01:18:13,588 --> 01:18:16,079
-No. I'm going to look for him.
-What?
1151
01:18:16,124 --> 01:18:17,557
With all due respect, madam...
1152
01:18:17,592 --> 01:18:20,390
your son is lost in one of
the biggest cities in the world.
1153
01:18:21,530 --> 01:18:23,498
Could you stay out of this,
please?
1154
01:18:23,565 --> 01:18:25,123
As you wish.
1155
01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:27,532
Thank you. I don't think
it's a good idea...
1156
01:18:27,569 --> 01:18:30,436
for you to run around
New York City all by yourself.
1157
01:18:30,472 --> 01:18:32,337
If our son can do it,
I can do it.
1158
01:18:32,374 --> 01:18:33,671
Peter, I'll be fine.
1159
01:18:33,709 --> 01:18:34,835
The way I'm feeling...
1160
01:18:34,876 --> 01:18:36,867
no mugger or murderer
would dare mess with me.
1161
01:18:38,346 --> 01:18:40,610
CONClERGE: Madam, there are
hundreds of parasites...
1162
01:18:40,649 --> 01:18:41,980
armed to the teeth--
1163
01:18:44,319 --> 01:18:46,810
Do bundle up.
It's awfully cold outside.
1164
01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:54,719
[Clock chiming]
1165
01:19:21,690 --> 01:19:24,090
Marv, Marv, come on. Let's go.
1166
01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:47,113
Marv...
1167
01:19:47,149 --> 01:19:48,309
crowbars up.
1168
01:19:54,222 --> 01:19:55,985
Merry Christmas, Harry.
1169
01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:03,287
Happy Hanukkah, Marv.
1170
01:20:12,674 --> 01:20:15,768
MARV: This is more money
than I can even count.
1171
01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:18,041
HARRY: Makes you wonder
why we spent so much time...
1172
01:20:18,079 --> 01:20:19,205
robbing private homes.
1173
01:20:19,247 --> 01:20:20,805
MARV: Ha ha!
1174
01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:37,060
MARV: The amazing thing is,
we're fugitives from the law...
1175
01:20:37,132 --> 01:20:39,498
we're up to our elbows
in cash...
1176
01:20:39,534 --> 01:20:41,126
and nobody even knows about it.
1177
01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:46,907
He's back!
1178
01:20:48,276 --> 01:20:49,743
He took our picture!
1179
01:20:49,778 --> 01:20:51,336
How did my hair look?
1180
01:20:57,319 --> 01:20:58,809
KEVlN: This is it.
1181
01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:00,344
No turning back.
1182
01:21:01,356 --> 01:21:03,187
Another Christmas
in the trenches.
1183
01:21:05,126 --> 01:21:08,857
No!
1184
01:21:10,332 --> 01:21:12,323
[Alarm bell ringing]
1185
01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:13,765
Wow.
1186
01:21:13,802 --> 01:21:15,269
HARRY: That's it. Get the money!
1187
01:21:15,303 --> 01:21:16,770
I'll kill him!
1188
01:21:16,805 --> 01:21:18,705
That little friggin'
son of a dirty...
1189
01:21:26,414 --> 01:21:28,177
-I'm coming, Harry!
-Marv!
1190
01:21:28,717 --> 01:21:34,656
HARRY: Aah!
1191
01:21:37,359 --> 01:21:38,621
Harry?
1192
01:21:38,660 --> 01:21:40,855
Uhhh...
1193
01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:42,124
Harry!
1194
01:21:43,265 --> 01:21:44,357
That was incredible!
1195
01:21:44,432 --> 01:21:46,900
[Mutters]
1196
01:21:48,403 --> 01:21:50,268
I twisted my ankle
on that board there.
1197
01:21:50,305 --> 01:21:53,399
-Where is he?
-Hey, guys, smile!
1198
01:21:55,744 --> 01:21:57,371
HARRY: Come on. Come on!
1199
01:21:57,412 --> 01:21:58,538
Help me.
1200
01:21:58,580 --> 01:21:59,877
MARV: I got you.
1201
01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:01,075
I got you.
1202
01:22:27,542 --> 01:22:29,032
Taxi!
1203
01:22:35,250 --> 01:22:36,410
Times Square.
1204
01:22:58,273 --> 01:22:59,638
MARV: Where'd he go?
1205
01:23:01,910 --> 01:23:03,901
KEVlN:
I'm up here! Come and get me!
1206
01:23:05,447 --> 01:23:06,846
Let's kill!
1207
01:23:06,881 --> 01:23:08,576
Hold on, pea-brain.
1208
01:23:08,616 --> 01:23:09,844
We got busted last time...
1209
01:23:09,884 --> 01:23:12,318
because we underestimated
that little bundle of misery.
1210
01:23:12,354 --> 01:23:14,049
This ain't like the last time.
1211
01:23:14,089 --> 01:23:16,319
This ain't his house.
The kid's running scared.
1212
01:23:16,391 --> 01:23:18,052
He ain't got a plan.
1213
01:23:19,260 --> 01:23:20,989
May I do the thinking, please?
1214
01:23:22,731 --> 01:23:23,891
Thank you.
1215
01:23:26,334 --> 01:23:27,460
Sonny!
1216
01:23:27,502 --> 01:23:28,969
Yes?
1217
01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:31,472
HARRY: Nothing would thrill me
more greatly...
1218
01:23:31,506 --> 01:23:32,973
than to shoot you.
1219
01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:34,475
Knocking off a youngster...
1220
01:23:34,509 --> 01:23:37,342
ain't going to mean
all that much to me, understand?
1221
01:23:37,379 --> 01:23:38,505
KEVlN: Mm-hmm.
1222
01:23:38,546 --> 01:23:42,107
But since we're in a hurry,
I'll make a deal with you.
1223
01:23:42,150 --> 01:23:44,311
You throw down your camera...
1224
01:23:44,352 --> 01:23:46,820
and we won't hurt you.
1225
01:23:46,855 --> 01:23:49,619
You'll never hear from us again.
1226
01:23:49,691 --> 01:23:51,158
OK?
1227
01:23:51,192 --> 01:23:52,557
You promise?
1228
01:23:53,294 --> 01:23:56,821
I cross my heart
and hope to die.
1229
01:23:56,898 --> 01:23:58,729
OK.
1230
01:24:04,572 --> 01:24:07,234
OK, kid, give it to me.
1231
01:24:14,182 --> 01:24:16,082
MARV: Ohh...
1232
01:24:16,117 --> 01:24:17,311
Direct hit!
1233
01:24:23,458 --> 01:24:25,449
How many fingers
am I holding up, Marv?
1234
01:24:27,395 --> 01:24:28,521
Eight?
1235
01:24:32,667 --> 01:24:34,931
OK, kid.
You want to throw bricks?
1236
01:24:34,969 --> 01:24:36,527
Go ahead!
Throw another one!
1237
01:24:42,243 --> 01:24:44,108
If you can't do any better
than that, kid...
1238
01:24:44,145 --> 01:24:45,669
you're gonna lose!
1239
01:24:47,015 --> 01:24:48,778
Harry...
1240
01:24:48,817 --> 01:24:50,250
no.
1241
01:24:56,191 --> 01:24:57,715
You got any more?
1242
01:25:00,862 --> 01:25:03,729
Come on, Marv. Get up.
He's out of bricks.
1243
01:25:09,204 --> 01:25:10,603
Ha ba...
1244
01:25:10,638 --> 01:25:13,505
-What?
-[Gibberish]
1245
01:25:13,541 --> 01:25:15,771
-What?
-[Gibberish]
1246
01:25:16,778 --> 01:25:18,006
HARRY: What?
1247
01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:22,242
That did it!
1248
01:25:22,283 --> 01:25:24,114
Nobody throws bricks at me
and gets away with it!
1249
01:25:24,152 --> 01:25:25,585
Marv, get up.
1250
01:25:25,620 --> 01:25:27,053
You go this way,
I'll go around back.
1251
01:25:31,993 --> 01:25:33,119
Harry?
1252
01:25:34,662 --> 01:25:36,129
Harry?
1253
01:25:37,665 --> 01:25:39,428
Harry?
1254
01:26:03,191 --> 01:26:04,317
Huh?
1255
01:26:28,383 --> 01:26:29,577
[Clack]
1256
01:26:29,617 --> 01:26:32,609
Yeow!
1257
01:26:37,659 --> 01:26:40,127
[Muttering]
1258
01:26:52,607 --> 01:26:53,869
Oh!
1259
01:26:58,446 --> 01:27:00,812
[Muttering]
1260
01:27:25,873 --> 01:27:26,999
Ohh!
1261
01:27:32,680 --> 01:27:35,672
[Muttering]
1262
01:28:05,747 --> 01:28:08,580
MARV:
Harry, I've reached the top!
1263
01:28:09,951 --> 01:28:12,784
Whoa--Aah!
1264
01:28:18,026 --> 01:28:20,859
[Vertebrae crackle]
1265
01:28:23,765 --> 01:28:25,323
Ahh.
1266
01:28:26,768 --> 01:28:28,759
[Muttering]
1267
01:28:38,179 --> 01:28:39,669
Yaah!
1268
01:28:56,197 --> 01:28:57,824
HARRY: Ha ha ha ha ha!
1269
01:29:01,569 --> 01:29:03,662
You got to do better
than this, kid!
1270
01:29:05,239 --> 01:29:06,831
Ha ha ha--
1271
01:29:09,410 --> 01:29:10,536
Ohh...
1272
01:29:10,578 --> 01:29:11,738
Uh!
1273
01:29:26,928 --> 01:29:28,327
-[Crack]
-Aah!
1274
01:29:28,363 --> 01:29:30,194
Wow.
1275
01:29:30,231 --> 01:29:31,721
What a hole.
1276
01:29:53,154 --> 01:29:54,644
Whoa! Whoa!
1277
01:29:58,926 --> 01:30:00,052
Oh!
1278
01:30:06,434 --> 01:30:08,265
Oh!
1279
01:30:08,302 --> 01:30:11,669
Aah! Aah!
1280
01:30:11,706 --> 01:30:12,866
Uh-oh.
1281
01:30:16,911 --> 01:30:18,572
Oh!
1282
01:30:18,613 --> 01:30:19,739
Little creep!
1283
01:30:19,781 --> 01:30:21,339
[Muttering]
1284
01:30:41,068 --> 01:30:42,228
Ah!
1285
01:31:02,190 --> 01:31:05,318
Aah!
1286
01:31:41,229 --> 01:31:43,026
Ohh!
1287
01:31:43,064 --> 01:31:45,123
Ohh!
1288
01:31:45,166 --> 01:31:47,157
[Screaming]
1289
01:32:05,520 --> 01:32:06,680
Aah!
1290
01:32:31,846 --> 01:32:33,279
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
1291
01:32:44,025 --> 01:32:45,117
Oh!
1292
01:32:45,192 --> 01:32:48,025
Ah! Ah! Ah! He did it!
1293
01:33:39,780 --> 01:33:41,179
Harry?
1294
01:34:02,470 --> 01:34:03,664
I'm coming up!
1295
01:34:09,810 --> 01:34:11,437
Uh-oh.
1296
01:34:18,986 --> 01:34:20,920
I'm going to murderthat kid.
1297
01:34:22,757 --> 01:34:23,883
Ah-choo!
1298
01:34:39,006 --> 01:34:40,200
Yes!
1299
01:34:47,348 --> 01:34:48,508
Whoa!
1300
01:34:56,991 --> 01:34:58,117
Whoop.
1301
01:35:01,228 --> 01:35:02,354
Oh!
1302
01:35:10,404 --> 01:35:11,803
MARV: Hey!
1303
01:35:11,839 --> 01:35:14,967
Don't you know a kid always wins
against two idiots?
1304
01:35:15,009 --> 01:35:17,477
Harry!
He's in the living room!
1305
01:35:17,511 --> 01:35:18,773
[Muttering]
1306
01:35:18,813 --> 01:35:19,973
He went up the ladder!
1307
01:35:29,390 --> 01:35:32,518
Aah!
1308
01:35:34,862 --> 01:35:37,057
Ohh...
1309
01:35:38,032 --> 01:35:39,932
I'm coming, Harry.
1310
01:35:39,967 --> 01:35:41,594
I'm coming.
1311
01:35:46,741 --> 01:35:48,265
Harry, Harry.
1312
01:35:49,744 --> 01:35:51,712
Hey, you didn't lose any teeth.
1313
01:35:51,746 --> 01:35:53,213
Come on.
He went to the second floor.
1314
01:35:54,115 --> 01:35:55,241
KEVlN: Hey...
1315
01:35:55,282 --> 01:35:56,806
why don't you guys
try the stairs?
1316
01:35:57,518 --> 01:35:58,678
MARV: Right.
1317
01:36:01,756 --> 01:36:03,348
HARRY:
Wait a minute. Wait a minute!
1318
01:36:04,191 --> 01:36:05,488
Don't you remember
what happened last year?
1319
01:36:06,494 --> 01:36:07,620
No.
1320
01:36:07,661 --> 01:36:09,185
Watch this.
1321
01:36:10,498 --> 01:36:12,193
Let's get him!
1322
01:36:12,233 --> 01:36:14,531
[Makes sound of footsteps]
1323
01:36:16,403 --> 01:36:20,635
Oh! He busted me
right in my mouth, Marv!
1324
01:36:20,708 --> 01:36:22,073
That's one.
1325
01:36:22,109 --> 01:36:23,940
MARV: Don't worry, Harry!
1326
01:36:25,379 --> 01:36:26,846
I'll get him!
1327
01:36:31,786 --> 01:36:33,117
Ow!
1328
01:36:33,988 --> 01:36:35,717
Right in the schnozz!
1329
01:36:36,957 --> 01:36:38,618
HARRY: That's two.
1330
01:36:38,659 --> 01:36:39,819
Come on. Let's get him.
1331
01:36:43,164 --> 01:36:44,631
MARV: Oops.
1332
01:36:44,665 --> 01:36:47,429
-Aah!
-Aah!
1333
01:36:51,705 --> 01:36:53,332
MARV: That's...
1334
01:36:53,407 --> 01:36:54,704
three.
1335
01:37:00,548 --> 01:37:01,879
HARRY: No.
1336
01:37:01,916 --> 01:37:03,577
[Clang]
1337
01:37:03,617 --> 01:37:05,608
MARV: That's four.
1338
01:37:10,324 --> 01:37:11,655
MARV: Come on, Harry.
1339
01:37:11,692 --> 01:37:13,489
HARRY:
Marv, are you sure this is safe?
1340
01:37:13,527 --> 01:37:14,960
MARV: Oh, yeah.
1341
01:37:14,995 --> 01:37:17,293
Yup. I worked all the kinks out.
1342
01:37:17,331 --> 01:37:19,196
Solid as a rock.
1343
01:37:33,113 --> 01:37:34,580
[Furniture collapsing]
1344
01:37:36,050 --> 01:37:37,950
HARRY: Like a rock, huh, Marv?
1345
01:37:37,985 --> 01:37:39,612
KEVlN: Hey, do you guys give up?
1346
01:37:39,653 --> 01:37:41,120
Have you had enough pain?
1347
01:37:41,155 --> 01:37:42,315
MARV: Never!
1348
01:37:54,535 --> 01:37:57,026
HARRY: You better say every
prayer you ever heard before!
1349
01:37:57,071 --> 01:38:00,063
MARV: I hope your parents got
you a tombstone for Christmas!
1350
01:38:02,509 --> 01:38:03,635
Where'd he go?
1351
01:38:04,411 --> 01:38:07,141
I'm up here,
and I'm really scared.
1352
01:38:16,757 --> 01:38:17,917
HARRY: What's that sound?
1353
01:38:28,202 --> 01:38:29,829
-Aah!
-Aah!
1354
01:38:38,746 --> 01:38:41,044
MARV: That was the sound
of a tool chest...
1355
01:38:41,081 --> 01:38:43,641
falling down the stairs.
1356
01:38:43,684 --> 01:38:44,981
HARRY: Oh.
1357
01:38:47,121 --> 01:38:48,247
[Crunch]
1358
01:38:50,090 --> 01:38:51,250
Yes!
1359
01:39:26,160 --> 01:39:27,320
MARV: Over there!
1360
01:39:28,228 --> 01:39:30,423
HARRY: I don't care if I get
the chair. I'm killing that kid!
1361
01:39:33,600 --> 01:39:35,659
HARRY: Surrender, kid!
1362
01:39:35,703 --> 01:39:36,829
MARV: He vanished.
1363
01:39:36,870 --> 01:39:38,804
KEVlN: I'm down here,
you big horse's ass!
1364
01:39:42,643 --> 01:39:43,735
MARV: Whoa!
1365
01:39:43,811 --> 01:39:45,540
Nice night for a neck injury!
1366
01:39:47,081 --> 01:39:49,879
Suck brick, kid!
1367
01:39:55,189 --> 01:39:56,679
HARRY: Come on, Marv.
1368
01:39:56,724 --> 01:39:58,692
MARV: Oh, I don't know.
1369
01:39:58,726 --> 01:40:00,489
HARRY: I said, come on.
1370
01:40:02,162 --> 01:40:04,824
Come on, you big sissy.
1371
01:40:04,865 --> 01:40:06,856
[Whimpering]
1372
01:40:15,442 --> 01:40:17,410
[Sniffing]
1373
01:40:18,579 --> 01:40:19,978
Harry?
1374
01:40:20,014 --> 01:40:21,481
You wearing aftershave?
1375
01:40:21,515 --> 01:40:23,506
HARRY: That's not aftershave.
That's kerosene.
1376
01:40:24,318 --> 01:40:25,842
The rope is soaked in it.
1377
01:40:26,954 --> 01:40:29,252
Why would anybody
soak a rope in kerosene?
1378
01:40:33,894 --> 01:40:35,225
Merry Christmas.
1379
01:40:36,430 --> 01:40:38,830
-Go up!
-Aah!
1380
01:40:47,775 --> 01:40:48,901
Aah!
1381
01:40:52,646 --> 01:40:54,204
HARRY: Ooch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
1382
01:40:54,281 --> 01:40:56,306
Ouch! Aah! Ouch!
1383
01:40:59,787 --> 01:41:01,482
MARV: Aah!
1384
01:41:04,558 --> 01:41:12,021
-Aah!
-Aah!
1385
01:41:12,066 --> 01:41:13,363
HARRY: Get off!
1386
01:41:14,768 --> 01:41:16,827
-Aah!
-Aah!
1387
01:41:37,858 --> 01:41:39,018
HARRY: Get the bag.
1388
01:41:39,893 --> 01:41:42,487
Hello. The two guys who robbed
Duncan's Toy Chest...
1389
01:41:42,529 --> 01:41:45,430
are at Central Park West
and 95th Street.
1390
01:41:45,466 --> 01:41:46,592
Look for fireworks.
1391
01:41:46,633 --> 01:41:47,964
Hurry. They got a gun.
1392
01:41:54,708 --> 01:41:55,800
KEVlN: Hey, I'm down here.
1393
01:41:55,876 --> 01:41:58,436
Better come and get me
before I call the cops.
1394
01:42:02,549 --> 01:42:04,039
[Bus horn honks]
1395
01:42:06,353 --> 01:42:07,684
Whoa!
1396
01:42:13,794 --> 01:42:16,922
MARV:
My, how the tables have turned.
1397
01:42:16,964 --> 01:42:18,659
HARRY:
How do you like the ice, kid?
1398
01:42:19,700 --> 01:42:20,962
[Both laughing]
1399
01:42:24,538 --> 01:42:26,699
HARRY: Let's go
for a little stroll in the park.
1400
01:42:44,291 --> 01:42:45,553
HARRY: Give me that bag!
1401
01:42:45,592 --> 01:42:46,718
Gimme it.
1402
01:42:51,965 --> 01:42:54,297
These will look great
in the photo album.
1403
01:42:55,269 --> 01:42:57,100
You may have won
the battle, little dude...
1404
01:42:57,137 --> 01:42:58,968
but you lost the war.
1405
01:42:59,706 --> 01:43:01,765
HARRY: You ought not have
messed with us, pal.
1406
01:43:01,842 --> 01:43:03,241
We're dangerous.
1407
01:43:09,283 --> 01:43:11,410
-Harry.
-Shut up.
1408
01:43:15,789 --> 01:43:16,915
Harry...
1409
01:43:16,957 --> 01:43:18,788
HARRY:
Shut up. I want to enjoy this.
1410
01:43:19,793 --> 01:43:21,522
MARV: Something's wrong.
1411
01:43:22,429 --> 01:43:23,760
Let's get out of here.
1412
01:43:23,797 --> 01:43:24,957
Shut up, I said!
1413
01:43:27,100 --> 01:43:29,227
HARRY: I never made it
to the sixth grade, kid...
1414
01:43:29,269 --> 01:43:32,067
and it doesn't look like
you're going to, either.
1415
01:43:33,273 --> 01:43:34,740
WOMAN: Let him go!
1416
01:43:35,776 --> 01:43:37,334
Kevin, run!
1417
01:43:39,279 --> 01:43:41,509
Shoot her! Shoot her!
1418
01:43:42,115 --> 01:43:43,241
Shoot her!
1419
01:43:43,283 --> 01:43:44,750
I'm trying to shoot her!
1420
01:43:55,128 --> 01:43:59,155
-Aah!
-Aah!
1421
01:44:10,844 --> 01:44:12,573
[Harry muttering]
1422
01:44:15,515 --> 01:44:22,751
Aah!
1423
01:44:24,758 --> 01:44:25,986
Bye! Thanks!
1424
01:44:46,280 --> 01:44:48,248
[Siren]
1425
01:44:52,386 --> 01:44:54,718
OFFlCER: Jeez, it looks like
the Fourth of July!
1426
01:44:55,956 --> 01:44:58,015
We'll take the bridge.
You guys get the tunnel.
1427
01:44:58,058 --> 01:44:59,548
Let's go. Come on!
1428
01:45:02,195 --> 01:45:03,685
[Harry and Marv muttering]
1429
01:45:07,301 --> 01:45:08,996
Oh, my God!
1430
01:45:09,036 --> 01:45:10,367
[Gunshot]
1431
01:45:19,646 --> 01:45:21,045
OFFlCER:
All right, you guys, let's go.
1432
01:45:21,081 --> 01:45:23,015
SECOND OFFlCER:
Come on. On yourfeet.
1433
01:45:23,050 --> 01:45:24,210
HARRY: Take it easy.
1434
01:45:28,021 --> 01:45:30,251
OFFlCER: You guys
should've started earlier.
1435
01:45:30,290 --> 01:45:32,520
The prisoners
have already exchanged gifts.
1436
01:45:32,559 --> 01:45:34,527
MARV: We missed the presents?
1437
01:45:34,561 --> 01:45:35,926
He made us hide out
in a store...
1438
01:45:35,962 --> 01:45:38,590
so we could steal
the charity money.
1439
01:45:38,632 --> 01:45:40,429
-Shut up, Marv!
-Aah!
1440
01:45:41,435 --> 01:45:43,801
HARRY: You got the right
to remain silent, you know.
1441
01:45:44,705 --> 01:45:45,933
He's a little cranky.
1442
01:45:46,006 --> 01:45:47,701
We just broke out of prison
a few days ago.
1443
01:45:47,774 --> 01:45:50,436
Shut up, Marv! Jeez!
1444
01:45:50,510 --> 01:45:52,774
-Get them out of here.
-Let's go.
1445
01:45:52,813 --> 01:45:54,508
MARV: Remember,
if this makes the papers...
1446
01:45:54,548 --> 01:45:56,106
we're no longer the Wet Bandits.
1447
01:45:56,149 --> 01:45:57,776
We're the Sticky Bandits!
1448
01:45:57,818 --> 01:46:00,412
Ow! That's Sticky!
That's "S"...
1449
01:46:00,454 --> 01:46:01,580
HARRY: Shut it!
1450
01:46:01,621 --> 01:46:02,952
MARV: "T," uh...
1451
01:46:02,989 --> 01:46:05,116
-"l."
-"l."
1452
01:46:17,003 --> 01:46:18,493
OFFlCER:
Mr. Duncan, it's all over.
1453
01:46:18,538 --> 01:46:20,699
We apprehended the thieves,
and we recovered your money.
1454
01:46:20,774 --> 01:46:22,036
DUNCAN: Good.
I want to get that money...
1455
01:46:22,109 --> 01:46:24,509
over to the Children's Hospital.
1456
01:46:24,544 --> 01:46:26,034
OFFlCER:
I'll handle it personally.
1457
01:46:26,113 --> 01:46:27,580
DUNCAN: Thank you very much.
1458
01:46:27,614 --> 01:46:29,377
INSPECTOR:
Excuse me, Mr. Duncan.
1459
01:46:29,416 --> 01:46:30,849
I found this note.
1460
01:46:30,884 --> 01:46:32,818
Looks like a kid
broke your window.
1461
01:46:49,736 --> 01:46:52,398
Turtledoves.
1462
01:46:52,472 --> 01:46:53,632
Ohh.
1463
01:47:01,081 --> 01:47:02,776
KATE: Oh, excuse me.
I'm looking for my son.
1464
01:47:02,816 --> 01:47:04,113
He's this boy right here.
1465
01:47:06,586 --> 01:47:07,848
Excuse me. Please help me.
1466
01:47:07,921 --> 01:47:09,047
This boy right here,
have you seen him?
1467
01:47:09,122 --> 01:47:10,919
This one. Please?
1468
01:47:19,533 --> 01:47:21,000
I'm looking for my son.
1469
01:47:21,034 --> 01:47:23,002
He's been missing
for two days.
1470
01:47:23,036 --> 01:47:24,503
OFFlCER:
Have you filed a report?
1471
01:47:24,538 --> 01:47:26,005
KATE: Yes, of course we have.
1472
01:47:28,108 --> 01:47:29,473
Then trust us.
1473
01:47:29,509 --> 01:47:30,669
We'll handle it.
1474
01:47:32,579 --> 01:47:33,739
Oh.
1475
01:47:36,049 --> 01:47:37,209
But I'm his mother.
1476
01:47:38,919 --> 01:47:40,011
I realize that, ma'am...
1477
01:47:40,086 --> 01:47:41,576
but you're looking
for a needle in a haystack.
1478
01:47:42,756 --> 01:47:44,246
Do you have kids?
1479
01:47:45,325 --> 01:47:46,451
Yes, ma'am.
1480
01:47:46,493 --> 01:47:48,461
And what would you do
if one of them was missing?
1481
01:47:50,464 --> 01:47:53,558
I'd probably be doing
the same thing you're doing.
1482
01:47:54,568 --> 01:47:55,728
Thank you.
1483
01:47:58,338 --> 01:48:00,465
Look, put yourself
in your kid's shoes.
1484
01:48:00,507 --> 01:48:02,873
Where would you go?
What would you do?
1485
01:48:02,909 --> 01:48:06,003
Me? I'd probably be lying dead
in a gutter somewhere.
1486
01:48:07,514 --> 01:48:08,947
Oh, but not Kevin.
1487
01:48:08,982 --> 01:48:12,748
No. Kevin is so much stronger
and braver than I am.
1488
01:48:14,154 --> 01:48:16,486
I know Kevin's fine.
I'm sure he is.
1489
01:48:16,523 --> 01:48:18,320
Fine.
1490
01:48:18,358 --> 01:48:20,519
But he's still all by himself
in a big city...
1491
01:48:21,895 --> 01:48:23,726
and he doesn't deserve that.
1492
01:48:23,763 --> 01:48:26,391
He deserves to be at home
with his own family...
1493
01:48:26,433 --> 01:48:28,094
around his Christmas tree.
1494
01:48:31,771 --> 01:48:33,102
Oh, dear God.
1495
01:48:34,374 --> 01:48:35,602
I know where he is.
1496
01:48:36,576 --> 01:48:38,100
I need to get
to Rockefeller Center.
1497
01:48:39,045 --> 01:48:40,171
Hop in.
1498
01:48:40,213 --> 01:48:41,737
Thank you.
1499
01:48:45,986 --> 01:48:48,045
KEVlN: I know I don't deserve
a Christmas...
1500
01:48:48,121 --> 01:48:50,089
even if I did do a good deed.
1501
01:48:51,124 --> 01:48:52,682
I don't want any presents.
1502
01:48:52,759 --> 01:48:54,488
Instead, I want to take back...
1503
01:48:54,528 --> 01:48:57,190
every mean thing
I ever said to my family....
1504
01:48:57,230 --> 01:48:59,460
even if they don't take back
the things they said.
1505
01:48:59,499 --> 01:49:01,899
I don't care.
I'll love all of them...
1506
01:49:02,903 --> 01:49:04,530
including Buzz.
1507
01:49:04,571 --> 01:49:08,337
If I can only see one,
can I see my mother?
1508
01:49:08,375 --> 01:49:11,902
I'll never want another thing
as long as I live.
1509
01:49:11,945 --> 01:49:13,412
I just want my mother.
1510
01:49:13,446 --> 01:49:15,346
I know I won't see her
tonight...
1511
01:49:15,382 --> 01:49:17,907
but promise me
I can see her again...
1512
01:49:17,951 --> 01:49:19,942
sometime, anytime.
1513
01:49:19,986 --> 01:49:23,922
Even if it's just once and only
for a couple of minutes.
1514
01:49:23,990 --> 01:49:26,288
I just need to tell her
I'm sorry.
1515
01:49:34,367 --> 01:49:35,527
Kevin?
1516
01:49:42,342 --> 01:49:43,502
Mom?
1517
01:49:46,212 --> 01:49:47,907
Wow. That worked fast.
1518
01:49:58,558 --> 01:49:59,855
KATE: Oh, Kevin.
1519
01:50:01,728 --> 01:50:03,628
Mom, I'm sorry.
1520
01:50:05,165 --> 01:50:06,655
I'm sorry, too.
1521
01:50:19,546 --> 01:50:21,207
KEVlN: Merry Christmas, Mom.
1522
01:50:23,550 --> 01:50:25,677
KATE:
Merry Christmas, sweetheart.
1523
01:50:26,720 --> 01:50:28,085
Thank you.
1524
01:50:29,155 --> 01:50:30,383
Let's go.
1525
01:50:31,391 --> 01:50:32,858
KEVlN:
How'd you know I was here?
1526
01:50:32,926 --> 01:50:34,154
KATE: I know you
and Christmas trees...
1527
01:50:34,194 --> 01:50:35,786
and this is the biggest around.
1528
01:50:35,829 --> 01:50:37,023
KEVlN: Where's everybody else?
1529
01:50:37,063 --> 01:50:38,189
KATE: They're at the hotel.
1530
01:50:38,231 --> 01:50:39,892
They didn't like
the palm trees, either.
1531
01:51:02,455 --> 01:51:03,888
[Snoring]
1532
01:51:24,044 --> 01:51:26,774
Holy smokes! It's morning!
1533
01:51:28,148 --> 01:51:29,945
It's Christmas morning, man.
1534
01:51:31,384 --> 01:51:33,682
Fuller, don't get your hopes up.
1535
01:51:33,753 --> 01:51:35,243
FULLER: Huh?
1536
01:51:35,321 --> 01:51:37,255
I don't think
Santa Claus visits hotels.
1537
01:51:37,290 --> 01:51:39,758
Are you nuts? He's omnipresent.
1538
01:51:39,826 --> 01:51:41,521
He goes everywhere.
1539
01:51:43,163 --> 01:51:45,063
Hey, guys, wake up!
It's Christmas!
1540
01:51:49,736 --> 01:51:50,862
Mom, Dad, it's Christmas!
1541
01:51:50,904 --> 01:51:52,064
FRANK: What?!
1542
01:51:55,675 --> 01:51:56,937
GlRL: What on earth?
1543
01:51:56,976 --> 01:51:58,466
JEFF: Come on. I wanna find out.
1544
01:52:03,983 --> 01:52:05,644
ROD: Oh, wow.
1545
01:52:05,719 --> 01:52:07,687
JEFF:
Where did it all come from?
1546
01:52:07,721 --> 01:52:09,780
KEVlN:
Mom! Dad! You got to see this!
1547
01:52:14,394 --> 01:52:16,294
-Gosh.
-Peter!
1548
01:52:16,329 --> 01:52:17,694
BUZZ: Are you sure
we're in the right room?
1549
01:52:19,032 --> 01:52:21,227
-Look at all this stuff!
-Yeah!
1550
01:52:21,267 --> 01:52:23,360
-Oh, wow!
-Look!
1551
01:52:24,037 --> 01:52:25,698
FRANK: Don't open any of mine.
I mean it.
1552
01:52:25,739 --> 01:52:27,206
Who's Mr. Duncan?
1553
01:52:27,240 --> 01:52:29,299
KATE: Duncan? I don't know.
1554
01:52:29,342 --> 01:52:30,639
All right.
Everyone just calm down.
1555
01:52:30,677 --> 01:52:33,373
Calm down. Hey, hey!
1556
01:52:33,413 --> 01:52:35,438
All right. Now...
1557
01:52:35,482 --> 01:52:40,215
if Kevin hadn't screwed up
in the first place again...
1558
01:52:40,286 --> 01:52:43,847
then we wouldn't be in this most
perfect and huge hotel room...
1559
01:52:43,923 --> 01:52:45,857
with a truckload
of all this free stuff...
1560
01:52:45,892 --> 01:52:47,519
so...
1561
01:52:47,560 --> 01:52:48,686
I think it only fair...
1562
01:52:48,728 --> 01:52:51,356
that Kevin get to open up
the first present.
1563
01:52:51,998 --> 01:52:53,124
Then I'll go...
1564
01:52:53,166 --> 01:52:54,793
and the rest of you, and so on.
1565
01:52:59,272 --> 01:53:01,900
Merry Christmas, Kev.
1566
01:53:01,941 --> 01:53:03,704
Merry Christmas, Buzz.
1567
01:53:06,379 --> 01:53:07,505
PETER: Merry Christmas, Kevin.
1568
01:53:07,547 --> 01:53:09,242
FRANK: OK, Kevin!
1569
01:53:09,282 --> 01:53:11,512
All right! Merry Christmas!
1570
01:53:13,586 --> 01:53:15,611
Enough of this gooey sh--
1571
01:53:15,688 --> 01:53:17,349
show...of emotion.
1572
01:53:17,423 --> 01:53:18,515
Everyone, let's dig in!
1573
01:53:18,591 --> 01:53:21,754
-All right!
-Everybody, wait.
1574
01:53:21,795 --> 01:53:23,353
LESLlE: Save the paper.
We can use it next year.
1575
01:53:23,396 --> 01:53:25,455
Give me the bows.
1576
01:54:01,034 --> 01:54:02,661
Merry Christmas.
1577
01:54:05,138 --> 01:54:06,571
Kevin!
1578
01:54:06,639 --> 01:54:08,266
Merry Christmas!
1579
01:54:09,275 --> 01:54:10,435
I got something for you.
1580
01:54:18,818 --> 01:54:19,910
What's this?
1581
01:54:19,986 --> 01:54:21,453
It's a turtledove.
1582
01:54:21,487 --> 01:54:23,421
I have one, you have one.
1583
01:54:23,456 --> 01:54:25,356
As long as we each
have a turtledove...
1584
01:54:25,391 --> 01:54:26,915
we'll be friends forever.
1585
01:54:30,964 --> 01:54:33,228
Oh, Kevin.
1586
01:54:36,236 --> 01:54:38,397
Thank you.
1587
01:54:39,639 --> 01:54:41,903
I won't forget you. Trust me.
1588
01:54:50,650 --> 01:54:51,810
WOMAN: Oh.
1589
01:55:10,169 --> 01:55:12,399
Mr. McCallister's
room service bill, sir.
1590
01:55:14,507 --> 01:55:15,701
Merry Christmas, sir.
1591
01:55:17,076 --> 01:55:18,236
Uh, oh.
1592
01:55:22,282 --> 01:55:23,977
Nice family.
1593
01:55:24,017 --> 01:55:25,507
Really.
1594
01:55:34,394 --> 01:55:36,328
BUZZ: Merry Christmas, indeed.
1595
01:55:37,397 --> 01:55:39,695
Oh, Dad...
1596
01:55:39,732 --> 01:55:44,567
PETER: Kevin!
You spent $967 on room service?!
1597
01:55:59,585 --> 01:56:00,882
CHOlR SlNGlNG: Merry Christmas
1598
01:56:00,920 --> 01:56:02,217
Merry Christmas
1599
01:56:02,255 --> 01:56:04,849
Sing a song
for the glorious season
1600
01:56:04,891 --> 01:56:06,381
Merry Christmas
1601
01:56:06,426 --> 01:56:07,893
Merry Christmas
1602
01:56:07,927 --> 01:56:10,521
Sing a song for a happy new year
1603
01:56:10,596 --> 01:56:13,497
Sing verily merrily
loud and strong
1604
01:56:13,533 --> 01:56:15,865
Welcome the wintry season
1605
01:56:15,902 --> 01:56:19,099
Just follow along
with a holiday song
1606
01:56:19,138 --> 01:56:21,606
Santa is here again, yes
1607
01:56:21,641 --> 01:56:22,972
Merry Christmas
1608
01:56:23,009 --> 01:56:24,169
Merry Christmas
1609
01:56:24,277 --> 01:56:27,178
Sing a song
for the glorious season
1610
01:56:27,213 --> 01:56:28,441
Merry Christmas
1611
01:56:28,481 --> 01:56:29,880
Merry Christmas
1612
01:56:29,916 --> 01:56:32,680
Sing a song for a happy new year
1613
01:56:32,719 --> 01:56:35,654
Now, reindeer's fine
if you need any proof
1614
01:56:35,688 --> 01:56:38,054
Simply a matter of reason
1615
01:56:38,091 --> 01:56:41,083
Just listen, you'll hear
when they land on the roof
1616
01:56:41,127 --> 01:56:43,527
Santa is here again, yes
1617
01:56:43,596 --> 01:56:44,858
Merry Christmas
1618
01:56:44,931 --> 01:56:46,489
Merry Christmas
1619
01:56:46,566 --> 01:56:49,000
Sing a song
for the glorious season
1620
01:56:49,035 --> 01:56:50,400
Merry Christmas
1621
01:56:50,436 --> 01:56:51,903
Merry Christmas
1622
01:56:51,971 --> 01:56:54,667
Sing a song for a happy new year
1623
01:56:54,707 --> 01:56:56,038
Merry Christmas
1624
01:56:56,075 --> 01:56:57,372
Merry Christmas
1625
01:56:57,410 --> 01:57:00,106
Sing a song
for the glorious season
1626
01:57:00,146 --> 01:57:01,545
Merry Christmas
1627
01:57:01,581 --> 01:57:02,775
Merry Christmas
1628
01:57:02,815 --> 01:57:04,544
It's a magical, lyrical
1629
01:57:04,584 --> 01:57:05,778
Wonderful miracle
1630
01:57:05,818 --> 01:57:07,285
Sing along now
1631
01:57:07,320 --> 01:57:10,687
Sing a song for a happy new year
1632
01:57:49,962 --> 01:57:52,556
Merrily, merrily,
loud and strong
1633
01:57:52,632 --> 01:57:55,032
Welcome the wintry season
1634
01:57:55,068 --> 01:57:58,037
Just follow along
with a holiday song
1635
01:57:58,071 --> 01:58:00,369
Santa is here again, yes
1636
01:58:00,406 --> 01:58:02,033
Merry Christmas
1637
01:58:02,075 --> 01:58:03,474
Merry Christmas
1638
01:58:03,509 --> 01:58:06,103
Sing a song
for the merriest season
1639
01:58:06,145 --> 01:58:07,442
Merry Christmas
1640
01:58:07,480 --> 01:58:08,845
Merry Christmas
1641
01:58:08,881 --> 01:58:11,441
Sing a song for a happy new year
1642
01:58:11,484 --> 01:58:13,042
Merry Christmas
1643
01:58:13,086 --> 01:58:14,314
Merry Christmas
1644
01:58:14,353 --> 01:58:16,913
Sing a song
for the glorious season
1645
01:58:16,956 --> 01:58:18,321
Merry Christmas
1646
01:58:18,357 --> 01:58:19,790
Merry Christmas
1647
01:58:19,826 --> 01:58:21,350
It's a magical, lyrical
1648
01:58:21,394 --> 01:58:22,918
Wonderful miracle
1649
01:58:22,962 --> 01:58:24,122
Sing a song now
1650
01:58:24,197 --> 01:58:28,463
Sing a song
for the happy new year
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