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- Previously on
"The Traitors"...

I'm afraid, my dear players,

the Traitors have cursed
one of you to death.

There are just two
life-saving antidotes.

Which two players
will drink them?

Kristen, Kristen.

- Oh, God. Go.
- Drink it.

- I'm telling you, I think
I'm gonna get murdered.

Please? OK.
- I'm so scared.

- You really want it,
so drink it.

- Cursed to death is...

you, Yam Yam!

- Lisa kissed me.

Lisa kissed me with the cheek.

It was so strange,

because Housewives don't kiss.

[voice echoing]
Lisa.

- The players rounded
on Faithful Natalie

and Traitor Lisa.

- Everyone is kind of on,
for their own reasons, Natalie.

- What do we want to do?

- Lisa.
- Lisa. 100%.

- I voted for an icon.

I voted for a legend.

I voted for a very,
very glamorous Traitor.

- I voted for Rob.

- I am the most iconic...

- Oh, my God.

- Traitor!

- We have a snake on our hands.

- Rob's real close to Colton.

- They're really close,

and they're moving in lockstep.

- I do think it's Candiace.

- You're gonna write
my name down

as a hint to everybody here

that I'm a fucking Traitor?

Oh, my gosh, girl.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[ominous music]

[insects chirping]

- Good evening.

♪ ♪

You seem pretty mad at me.

Do you want me
to explain myself, or--

- I--yes, I'd love for you to.

- OK.

As a person, I feel bad.

But as a player...

Lisa had to go.

♪ ♪

- Rob is very clearly
the dangerous type

that will literally
look you in your face

and stab you in your back
as you're walking away.

I have to play it cool.

Crying and yelling
and carrying on,

that--that doesn't work
for Rob.

- I thought you started
pushing for Lisa.

- I don't think
there was enough evidence

for me to have to
vote Lisa out.

♪ ♪

So I gave a throwaway.

- Me.

♪ ♪

You don't think that
that was, like,

uncalled for?

Candiace is lying to my face.

However, I'm withholding that
Colton is suspicious of her.

I have information she needs,

and if she's gonna lie to me,
she's not gonna get it.

♪ ♪

[knocking]

[door creaking]

- What's up?

[tense music]

- Good evening.
- Good evening.

- I sense some awkwardness
in my turret.

♪ ♪

- Is that what you sense?

- Yes.

It's palpable.

♪ ♪

As per the rules of the game,
now you are down to two.

You need to make a choice.

You can either murder
a Faithful as usual,

or you can ask one of them
to join you.

If they accept,
they will become a Traitor

this very eve.

- Ooh.

♪ ♪

- As ever,
your actions as Traitors

must be swift and decisive.

♪ ♪

Be nice.

- Thanks, Alan.

♪ ♪

What do you think?

- [sighs]

Well, is seducing someone

a better way
to take a Faithful away?

- I think we're better off
just the two of us.

I don't want to vote out
any more Traitors.

- Well, don't piss 'em off.

♪ ♪

- OK.

- [sighs]

If I'm being honest,
I think it's advantageous

to not seduce,

because at some point,

Rob's going to try
and take me out,

and I don't want
to bring in someone

that I think will help him.

If we don't seduce, we murder.

- I'll give you
more leeway on this,

since I was pushing more
on not seducing tonight.

♪ ♪

- I think Stephen would
confuse people.

- I would not mind that.

He's, like, super random,
but he's super low key.

- Mm-hmm.

- Doesn't draw any lines
to you or me.

But he's pretty good
in the missions.

- Yeah.

Colton?

♪ ♪

- I don't want
to murder Colton.

He's, like, one of my
best friends in the game.

He's, like, the loudest one
at the table.

He's--like, we need
one of those.

- But that can turn on a dime.

Natalie? Is Natalie an option?

- [clicks tongue]

She could be good because

she doesn't really implicate
either of us.

- Mm-hmm.

- But she could be bad because

she's a strong voice
at the table.

- And people are still...
- On that--

- On her.
- Yeah.

Yeah, it's up to you.

♪ ♪

[dramatic music]

- ♪ Play the game ♪

♪ And the blame ♪

- This is the best choice

for continued success
in this game.

- You can have the honors.

- Well, thank you.

♪ ♪

I need to make Rob feel like

he is still a part of the team

and we're still kind of
in this thing together.

♪ ♪

A careful assassin

serves her revenge cold.

So right now,

I'm putting my platter
in a good old deep freezer.

And when the time is right,

I will pull it out
and serve it.

- The deed is done.

♪ ♪

Candiace isn't in check,

but I've certainly
taken her queen.

She's running low
on valuable pieces.

- ♪ See you on the dark side ♪

♪ ♪

[owl hooting]

[hawk screeches]

- As trust in the turret
teeters on a knife edge,

the Traitors chose to murder.

So which Faithful won't
make it to breakfast?

[knocking]

- [gasps]
We have the room to ourselves.

- I've never been first.

- Oh, God.
- Eat all the food.

- Let's go all the way down.
- Oi.

Walking into breakfast,
it's a very momentary

sigh of relief from getting
a Traitor banished.

Perhaps there are still
two Traitors alive right now,

which is mind-boggling,

because I like everybody
in this castle.

It feels like we're back
at square one again.

This game is exhausting.
[sighs]

The Traitors have done
such a good job

at making us feel
like they're a Faithful.

- Mm-hmm.

- Who is, like,
one of the last people

you would expect?

- People started bringing up

Stephen's name.

- I'd be shocked.

- I would be shattered.
- I love him.

- Yeah.
- He's awesome.

- Wait, guys, do you think

it could be a recruitment?

- [gasps]

- I feel like if
they recruited somebody,

it wouldn't be someone
that everyone loves,

because the Traitors
aren't gonna want

another solid Traitor that's
gonna make it to the end.

They're gonna want to use
somebody.

- A million percent.
And then get rid of them.

- Yeah.
both: Mm-hmm.

[knocking]

- Hello?

[suspenseful music]

- Oh, God,
it's hard to believe.

[cheers and applause]

It's hard to believe.
I have to be honest with you.

I started packing up
my things last night.

- [laughs] No way.
- I swear to God.

Last night, I felt,
like, defeated--I really did.

I would have never
have guessed it was Lisa.

I just didn't see it.

And maybe it's because
during this time together,

we've just bonded.

I know that sounds ridiculous,

but I was, like, having

a fabulous girls' weekend
with her.

[scoffs]

That's not "Traitors" play,
is it?

- Dorinda, we're just saying,

who would be the least person
you'd suspect?

- Or who is the person

that feels like
they could flip?

Like--[snaps]
- Easily.

- And like, still--
and still keep the façade

or whatever it is?

- I don't know, you guys.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Last night, I was having
a conversation with Colton

about Candiace,
and we were both like, hmm.

It was interesting that

she did a throwaway vote
on Rob.

If you think about it, right,
Candiace stuck on Ron,

and she was very consistent.

Why do a throwaway vote

when she wanted to stay
consistent in this game

and not just--
- Well, I did a throwaway vote.

- No, but different,
because Candiace was like--

- That's her entire brand.

- That's--yeah,
that's unlike her.

♪ ♪

- I don't feel like
she's performative.

I think last night,

she just did not want
to vote for a Housewife.

♪ ♪

Obviously, I'm here
as part of a duo

with my broadcast partner,
Tara Lipinski.

But Candiace has been one of
my closest people in this game.

So my mind's doing
all sorts of backflips

because I'm trying to think
of Candiace as a Traitor,

and I just don't see that.

[banging]

- Who is that?

[suspenseful music]

- Hi!
[cheers and applause]

- Yay!

Good morning.
- Good morning.

- You look gorgeous.
- Ooh, la, la.

Mwah!
- Morning, baby. Hi.

- Coming into breakfast,
I'm excited because

I know that the murder
we committed last night

is going
to shake everything up.

I'm engineering chaos here.

That's the name of the game.

- I have a Housewife question.

- Go ahead.

- So because of
the throwaway vote,

it was as if, like,
maybe there's a fear

of, like, upsetting Housewives.

- I went in wanting to vote
for Natalie, but I--

I believed her.

And Lisa, the kiss thing,

that wasn't enough for me.

- Mm-hmm.
- No, I would never want

to just throw out a vote
that I'm not sure about...

- But you did.
- And be wrong.

- With Rob, right?

[tense music]

- Well, it was throwaway
because I knew that

nobody was gonna vote for him.

- It's like I did it with you.

I knew no one's ever
gonna vote for you

at that roundtable.

♪ ♪

- Wait, we're waiting on
Stephen, Rob,

Colton, Natalie.

- Oh!

Oh, I hope it's not Rob.

- There are four big names.

♪ ♪

- This is nuts.

[banging]

- Uh-oh.
- Come in!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- [gasps]
- Oh!

- Oh, my God!
- What?

- Oh, my God.

[knocking]
- Come in!

- Hello?

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[all cheering]

[all gasping]
- What?

- Oh, my God.
Colton's not here!

- Wait, what?
- Colton.

- Oh, come on.
- Are you serious?

- Wow.

He was a great player.

- He was.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

I think we need
to murder Colton.

- [sighs]
- Colton is loud.

He's messy.

He's dangerous.

We need to take out their king.

- I don't want
to murder Colton,

but it's up to you.

You can have the honors.

- [sighing] OK.

- RIP Colton.

♪ ♪

- Well, that's a bummer.

"Colton, by the order
of the Traitors,

you have been murdered."

Damn.

I think it's become
pretty obvious that

Candiace is up there
trying to be consistent

and then do a throwaway vote
is sloppy gameplay.

I have faith that
the Faithfuls know who it is,

and I hope that
my boy Rob wins.

Good game, Candiace.

[somber music]

- That's a big blow.

- We're screwed now, you know?

That's gonna mess us up
big time.

♪ ♪

- The goal of this murder
was to cut the alliance

between Rob and Colton.

Rob was using Colton
to get Lisa out.

And who's to say
he wouldn't do the same thing

and have Colton float my name?

So, Colton, I love you, but...

safe travels.

- He was a huge asset
to the team in every way.

- Yeah.
- And I trusted him.

- Like, doing what he did
with, I think, b--

[utensil clangs]

- Rob.
- Jesus, Rob.

- Ro--
- [laughs]

I'm genuinely upset
Colton's gone.

But I just let her do it
because it's like

a Mark Twain quote
that I love.

"It ain't the things
you don't know that hurt you.

It's the things you think
you know for sure."

He has spoken to people that
he is suspicious about her,

and killing him will draw
a direct line to her.

♪ ♪

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

- Ooh.
- Oh, boy.

- Buongiorno,
my quirky little crew.

After your stunning victory
last night,

the Traitors' egos are bruised.

♪ ♪

This bachelor's engagement

has expired.

Colton's red rose

has been permanently
deadheaded.

- [groans]

- Oh, well. On with the show.

It's time to prepare
for today's mission.

It will be very, very--

[sighs]

Well, I don't think I need
to paint you a picture.

♪ ♪

Later, taters.

- Who's good at painting?

- Rob said he can paint
a little bit.

- There's nothing Rob can't do.
- Rob's good at everything.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Cheers to Colton, everyone.

- To Colton.
He played big and bold.

He went out big and bold.

- A truly great Faithful.

[glasses clinking]

- To Colton.

- My plan today is to turn
the table upside down

and really focus on
and look at people

who we've never looked at,

because it's a perfect way
to implicate Rob.

- Now where do we go?

- Well, I think
that's the thing.

We have to start looking at,

like, people that are
under the radar.

- Yeah, I came in today
fully back on.

- Colton.
- Yeah, same. Same.

- Colton being the one
who was murdered

is sending me
into the stratosphere

of a black hole.

I was sure of myself.

So maybe I need to go with
the people who I feel so sure

and just go
the opposite direction.

Like, Mark, I am so sure
that I trust him.

Perhaps he is the Traitor.

Mark's a Traitor.

- Hey, Candiace.

- Yeah, b--

♪ Roll your body ♪

♪ Roll your body,
roll your body ♪

Yes!
- [laughs]

- I love it. [snorts]

- But wait, wait.

I still don't--

- I'm so bad at this.

How am I still here?

I keep going after Natalie,

and, like,
nobody's on Natalie.

I'm clearly wrong.

And Johnny, obviously,
is my best friend.

He thinks it's Stephen.

So Stephen is now
on my suspicion list.

You guys should make, like,
a--a fun game out of it

of how wrong I can be.

- Really not that much
of a target.

It's not in the Traitors'
best interest

to murder the person
that has it.

It's to know who has it.

I'm somebody
who likes numbers.

I like working with them.

I like probabilities.

I like percentages.

Rob's got the dagger

that allows you
to have two votes

at one of the roundtables.

That is a great advantage.

I feel like I can use him
as an ally.

Here comes Eric.

- OK, good. He's fine.

He's trustworthy
because he voted

against Lisa night one.

- Eric, what do you think?

- This might sound crazy,

but I think
it might be Candiace.

- OK, interesting.

I racked my head around
Candiace last night,

and I feel like,

even though we don't
have hard evidence,

meaning fingerprints
in this game,

Candiace is smart,
and she's been consistent

up until the throwaway vote.

That was the one thing
that, like, made me--

you know what I'm saying?
- Yeah.

- It was really weird that

she didn't vote for me too.

I thought I was getting
a vote coming my way,

at least from her.
- Yeah.

- The last thing Colton said
to me last night was Candiace.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

My plan right now

is basically
to push for Candiace.

I mean, she's gonna
start making

conspiracy theories about me.

I wasn't going for Candiace.

I never said
Candiace's name once.

But now I will.

- I just think that
we've obviously been

not looking in the right places
for Traitors.

When we were talking
about Colton

and, like, why he would
have been murdered,

did you notice
Rob being flustered?

♪ ♪

Yeah.

Rob was, like,
dropping his fork,

and Rob is not
a flustered person.

♪ ♪

Rob is a danger to me.

He's gonna put my name up.

So if I can keep Rob

thinking that
he's undetectable

when people are actually
starting to say his name,

we can start moving the needle
forward, toward Rob.

♪ ♪

[dramatic music]

[peacock squawks]

- Mission time.

- Let's make some money!

- Let's make some money.

♪ ♪

- Oh, boy.

- Welcome, players.

♪ ♪

"Ars gratia artis,"

art for the sake of art.

♪ ♪

For today's mission, though,

you're making art
for the sake of gold.

First of all, you will split
into two teams.

One team of eight will
remain here at the castle.

The other three will come
with me to the old gallery

where I store all
my spare castle artwork.

Before you decide,
a point to consider:

hidden amongst the paintings
is a shield.

So only those of you
going to the old gallery

will have the opportunity
to swipe it.

- Mm.
- Oh, Lord.

- Oh, fucking hell.
- Oh, boy.

- Players, please decide
how you're going to split.

- What if we try, we throw out
a name that is not ourselves?

- Oh, sure.
- I nominate Mark.

- I nominate Kristen.

- I nominate Rob.
- Kristen, Mark, Rob.

- Johnny.
Johnny's never had a shield.

- Yeah.

♪ ♪

- I feel like
I'm pretty scared to die.

Not gonna lie.
- Yeah.

Rob getting a shield is like
me running up a hill.

I don't want it.

- Rob, if you want to go,

I'm happy to step aside
for you.

- But everybody is just,
like, want to drink

Rob's bathwater 'cause
he's just such a Faithful.

- So Mark, Kristen, and Rob are
coming with me to the gallery.

The rest of you motley crew
are staying here.

- Correct.
- Inside my castle

are six empty gold frames.

On each frame is a plaque

describing the painting
that belongs in it.

The job of the castle team
is to reenact the paintings

using these descriptions.

- Oh, wow.

- Once the castle team
is happy,

they will take a photo
of their recreation

and send it
to the old gallery.

- OK.
- Wow.

- It's then
the gallery team's job

to identify the painting

that most resembles
your recreation.

For every painting you manage
to correctly identify,

$3,000 will be added
to the prize pot.

- Ooh, yay.
- OK.

- Players, it took
Leonardo da Vinci

16 years to finish
his masterpiece.

- Oh, God.

- You will have
just 60 minutes.

- Ooh.
- 60 minutes?

- Castle team,
there are two cameras.

So soon, you will need to split
yourselves up into two teams.

The rest of you,
follow me to the old gallery.

- Good luck, guys.
- Let's go, babies.

- Good luck.
- Good luck, guys!

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- Welcome to my old gallery,
players.

- Look at that.
Look at the faces.

[dog panting]

- Where's the shield, girl?

- [laughs]
- Where's the shield?

- We ended up being in a group

that I really trust,
which is Rob and Kristen.

In a game where trust is
so small and limited,

it's now at the point
where you have to start

putting 100% trust
in your people

and just hope that
your inner compass is

pointing you in
the right direction.

- Castle team, are you ready?

all: Yes!

- In three, two, one, go!

- Go! To the bar, to the bar.

[laughter]

[dramatic music]

- What do we got?
What do we got?

- Let's see.

- "Tending the Cattle."
- Ooh, pretty.

- "A beguiling young milkmaid
milks a somber Highland cow..."

- [gasps] I'm a cow!

- "While the other two cattle

rest patiently in the meadow."

- Oh, boy.
- I think you should be

the milkmaid.
- Not the cow?

- No, give us--
- Oh, give my coat. OK.

- We'll have the coat.

- I'll wear your coat.
I'll be the cow.

- In this picture,

I'm portraying a Highland cow,

which I've never tried
to portray before.

But the fact that I have
such a wonderful milkmaid...

[laughing] In Candiace

makes it a lot more fun.

- Should I be back here?

- No, no, just, like,
under his crotch area.

- This is something
that piques my interest.

Like, I think
the devil's in the details.

Eric, don't give
too much of a face

'cause we don't want it
to be a d--

a little bit of a distraction.

I like storytelling.
I've done some directing.

I do like photography.

I feel like this is
something that I can excel in.

Here, let's tie this
so you can see your udders.

- Oh, udders.

- Sorry, this is
a compromising position.

[laughter]

[cow moos]

- Ooh.
- Right here, right here.

- Here we go.

"Welcome To The World.

"Two downtrodden farmhands
carry a newborn calf

"on a path while
its watchful mother

strides gently at its side."

- I can be the calf.

- OK.
- I'll be the mother.

- So you have to get
on all fours.

- It's not often
I'm on all fours these days.

[laughter]

- Getting into character
as a calf,

I mean, how does
one human do that?

I think someone carries me.

No, not like that. I need--

you need to hold me like a cow.

And moo.

- Maura, ready?
- Yep.

- Sad face.

[all mooing]

[camera shutter clicks]

[laughter]

- I think I went to a party
like this once.

- Someone's being held.

Maura could be a fish.
She's making fish lips.

- Are they saying moo?
They're totally saying moo.

- Dorinda's a cow.

- I'll let you tell her that.

- OK. Dorinda's a cow.

- Yeah.
- Oh, my...

- I'll just look for anyone
holding anything.

- Is this interesting
to anyone?

- Trying to look like a cow.

- She's trying to look
like a baby cow, yeah.

- Oh, and then
like a mother cow.

- Yeah, put it on, put it on.

- Are you locking it in?

- Lock it in.
- Yes.

- Red team, I can reveal

the gallery team...

matched your photo!
all: Yes!

- Whoo!

- Let's listen
to what he says.

- Congratulations.

$3,000 to the prize pot.

- All right, we got it!
Let's go.

Here, Dorinda.

[dramatic music]

- [laughs]
both: OK.

- Everyone's on the ground.

- Oh, look at his face.

- Johnny is giving horse.

- Have you seen
anything with a horse?

- No.

- Candiace, the perfect
fusion of milkmaid

and Santa's little helper.

- You were a great cow.

- I tried to be
as somber as I can.

My face doesn't move
as much as it used to.

[laughter]

- Ugh!

This is hard.

We're turning things over.

We're missing pictures.

But then something
stands out to me--

the only canvas backing
in that entire gallery.

I got the shield.

Guys, I got the shield!

- Nice.
- Yes.

- This is my happy
sleeping pill.

For the first time in days,

I'm actually going to get
a good night's sleep.

♪ ♪

- Oh, oh.
- What? What? What?

- Candiace, Eric,
and the other two.

- Look at his face.

- He's looking very horse-ish.

- Let's do it.
- Look at his expression.

- All right.
- It's your final answer?

- Yeah.
- Yeah. I like that.

- Hello, green team.
all: Yes?

- You have failed
to match your photo...

- Oh, fuck.
- To the correct painting.

- Fuck.

- What?

- They thought you looked like
horses rather than cows.

- Who milks a horse?

- No money for the bank.

- Wow.

- I ate grass.

I took allergens into my mouth.

- That is clearly a cow.

- Anyways, next photo.
We go.

Four Traitors outside fighting
about who to murder next.

- I wish we had our jackets
to make a cake.

- Well, that--
they might get confused.

They didn't know
what a damn cow was.

- All right, we're in
the field anyway, right?

- Yeah.
- Yeah. Right here.

- Get--get the view
in the background.

- Somebody find a stick.

- This is so far
my favorite mission.

Maura is gonna be
the fierce warrior.

Natalie is gonna be the horse.

- What am I doing?
Like this? Neigh!

- No, well, it's--
it's not a video.

- Oh.
- [laughs]

- OK, ready?

- Oh, my God.
Hapless villagers.

- [shouts]

[operatic singing]

- [gasps] Ooh.

- Battle, sword, horseback.

- But Natalie is making a hand.

Is she an ostrich?

- Do you think it's a horse?

- Definitely horseback
with a sword.

- Uh, guys?
- That's it.

Yep, that's it.
- OK, cool.

Let's do it.

- Red Team, I can reveal
that the gallery team

matched your photograph.

[cheering]

- We're quarreling--like,
really impassioned, like.

- Oh, this is some
Ansel Adams shit.

- Because the gallery team
wasn't able to get

our first
very literal depiction,

we want to make sure that
we're even more on the nose

for the second picture.

So I choke Eric.

- Are we ready?
One, two, three.

[camera shutter clicks]

♪ ♪

- Everybody looks angry
in this.

- Looks like a Saturday night

at the pub down in the village.

- What about--I know

it's probably not this, but--

- I'm not seeing
a lot of violence.

- I don't know.
- I don't think so.

- Dude, dude, look, look.

Johnny's left hand,
the right hand is over the top.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Go for it.

♪ ♪

- Green team, I can tell you
that the players

down here got it wrong.

- [groans]
- Shit.

♪ ♪

- Another fail
for the green team.

- Oh! Oh, my God!

- No.

- All right, guys, right here.
- OK. Here we are.

- Set it up right here.

- We are absolutely amazing
at this.

We are very expressive.

- [groans]

- The characters are
well placed.

- Should I come more this way?

♪ ♪

- And we're all
very good-looking.

All those things matter
when taking a photograph.

- [sobbing]

- Natalie looks like
she is proposing.

- Is it this?
- That looks good.

- Red Team, the gallery team

matched your photograph
correctly.

[cheering]

both: Yes!

- Nice. Nice, nice, nice.

- You've banked $3,000.

Well done.

- Yes!

- Three out of three.

Let's go!

♪ ♪

We have smashed this.

- All right,
let's get the last one.

Let's salvage this.

"A weary mother cradles

her wailing infant in a folly."

Eric's got such a baby face,
that beautiful skin.

You know what?
He could be the wailing baby.

- Three, two, one. Pose.

[wailing]

- He could be a pig's head--

Or a baby that's crying.

- Good sign or a bad sign that
they're taking a long time?

I'm gonna go with the latter.

- I think it's a good sign
because they know

that they failed
the first time.

- It looks like either
a decapitated head

or a screaming baby.

- 10 seconds left, players.

You've got to make a decision.
Come on!

- I think this one.
What do you guys think?

- Sure, yeah.
- I trust you. Yeah, yeah.

- Locking it in.

♪ ♪

Hello, players.

There was quite
a lot of debate

down here about
whether Eric was

a decapitated pig's head
or a screaming baby.

♪ ♪

- Come on.

- And I can now reveal...

they got it correct.

- Yes!
- Yes!

- Yes!

- I am offended.
- [laughs]

- Did you just call me
a dismembered pig?

- Players.
- Oh, yes.

- By successfully matching
four photographs

with four paintings,
you have added $12,000

to your prize pot,
which now stands

at an impressive $150,800.

[cheers and applause]

And I can reveal
the shield was indeed taken

by someone in the gallery team.

Now regroup back at my castle.

And remember, the only art form

the roundtable is interested
is realism.

♪ ♪

[pensive music]

[bird cawing]

- This looks so good.

- [sighing] Oh, God.

- All right, now roundtable.

What are you thinking
or hearing or--

- Do you have any--
anything in your gut?

Anything?
- I have nothing.

- There's gotta be
a male up there.

- 100% there's a male.
- There's gotta be.

There's gotta be.
- There's a male.

- What are you thinking?
- I literally am so thrown.

Candiace is suspicious.

♪ ♪

- I mean, Colton mentioned
Candiace and Stephen yesterday.

♪ ♪

- I obviously brought evidence
to the table of Lisa.

But right now, I'm on Stephen.

Something is off
and not making sense to me.

- But I--I just feel--

I feel some boy energy.

I can't imagine
Lisa strategizing.

So who is in there
strategizing?

Could it be
someone like Stephen?

- I mean, he would be
the perfect, most sly.

- Like, he's right in--

across middle 50%.
- Yeah.

- He is 50%.
- Yeah.

With every death, with every
murder or banishment,

we try to figure out,
what are the hints?

What are the clues?

And I'm trying to figure out
the motivations

of the Traitors
to murder Colton.

Maybe it's that he's really
good at whipping votes.

And Colton said
Candiace and Stephen.

So I don't know.

It's--it's--I don't want
his death to be in vain.

♪ ♪

- I love Johnny.

By telling me,
I know what's coming.

And I appreciate that,

because game time requires
game-time decisions.

I have to figure out who's
putting my name out there.

- The only two people
I would focus on

are Stephen or Candiace.

But I do think
it's interesting

that Lisa and I
talked a lot about

where we're gonna put the gold
yesterday.

I was very surprised
when she chose Stephen.

- Are you taking all your gold?

Do you want to share?

- I'm gonna give it to you.

- Very generous of you.
- You're welcome.

I never saw any relationship
between Lisa and Stephen.

Have you?
- Never.

No.
- Not once.

- No.
- So I found that weird.

- That's quite interesting.

- I think you're right.

♪ ♪

[ominous music]

- Is there anybody in here?

- No. OK, good.

- [humming]

- The kitchen's filled.

♪ ♪

- [groans]

- OK, so...

are you hearing names?

- Yeah.

- Can we have two seconds?

- Oh, sure.

♪ ♪

Well, that's a tell.

- Colton, last night,
by the way,

was tossing out your name.

♪ ♪

FYI.

- Mm-hmm.

Wow. Wow.

Colton was Rob's minion.

Has Rob been floating
my name to Colton?

Oh, Robert,
my darling, I got you.

I got you.

This is gonna be fun.

I feel like we were all
thinking that Colton was...

doing all of the thinking.

- Yeah.

- But who was Colton
closest to?

♪ ♪

- I feel like Colton
trusted the most...

Rob.

♪ ♪

- Yeah.

I feel like Rob was
puppeteering Colton.

- Really?

- I just feel like Lisa's name

was coming from Colton
after Rob had...

- You spoke with Rob?
- Mentioned it to me.

♪ ♪

Hi.

- We were just talking about
how Lisa's name first came up.

♪ ♪

- Yeah.

- Um, Colton, like,

looked at you over
at the roundtable, right?

♪ ♪

- Yeah. I mean, I don't know.

But can I actually talk to you
for a second?

- Yeah, I--we--
I think we should talk.

- Yeah, I want to talk to you.
- Yeah.

- Stephen, would you mind?
- Yeah.

No problem.
- Sorry.

- You bet.

♪ ♪

- Um, so I'm hearing my name.

♪ ♪

Where is that coming from?

- I've heard it from, like,
almost everyone.

♪ ♪

- I feel like you already are.

♪ ♪

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

- Wh--[sighs]

- Why is my name
suddenly coming up?

[dramatic music]

- Colton.

- So when did you know this?

- This morning.

- Not yesterday?

- No. Why?

- Because if you knew
Colton was saying my name...

- Yeah.

- It would be convenient
for you to just be like,

"Oh, it's fine.
Let's murder Colton."

- Right.
- Mm-hmm.

♪ ♪

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- So you don't trust me,
basically,

is what you're saying?

- I didn't say that.

We have different values.

- I'm sorry.

- Are you?

You also told Lisa
you were sorry.

♪ ♪

- I feel like you're
taking this very personally.

♪ ♪

This is a game.
- It is a game.

- It's 100% a game.

- And you are a snake.

♪ ♪

I see what you're doing,

but I also want you to know

that if I get banished tonight,

your name is going to come up.

- I feel like that's
bad sportsmanship, but...

- You think that's
bad sportsmanship?

- The game is called
"Traitors."

- Yes, it is.

And you are a snake,
not a Traitor.

Do what you're gonna do,
and I'll do what I'm gonna do.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Follow me down ♪

♪ Into the valley night ♪

♪ Where all
the flowers bloom ♪

- I'm not raging,

because a queen never
comes off her throne.

I am simply serving the dish
that was served to me.

If you want to play
dirty and foul

and roll around in the gutter,

I'm gonna play the game
with you

and do it with
a relatively cool head.

♪ ♪

- I've dealt with a lot
of conflict over my life.

I think that helps
in a game like this.

You learn how to work people.

And I have to just remain
completely calm

while simultaneously trying
to get Candiace

as riled up as possible,

because I think
the more you yell

and the more passionate
you are,

the more guilty you look.

♪ ♪

- Word on the street today
is Candiace.

But Candiace has been
an ally to me.

So Stephen is the name
on the back of my tongue.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- The gates are locked,
the portcullis lowered.

But it is not the danger
outside that you should fear,

for peril is seated
right here at this very table.

They say one of the true gifts
of the art connoisseur

is telling the genuine
from the fake.

Look around you.

Think about how much faith
you truly have in each other.

Then think again.

Players, the floor is yours.

♪ ♪

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- I'll start.

At this point in the game,

it's very hard to know
who to trust.

And yesterday, Colton mentioned
to watch out for Stephen.

There wasn't really
a detailed analysis of you,

but he said your name.

And given the situation
of, like, hearing a name,

Colton's influence
gave me pause.

- I'm curious if anybody else
heard from Colton--

if we're gonna let him
speak from the grave--

that my name came up.

- I have a--a question.

Um, I did think of something,

now that I know
she's a Traitor.

I was with Lisa a lot.

And especially yesterday,

we conquered
that hellish mountain,

the Death Mountain.

When we got up there,
I made it clear

I was gonna put the gold
in Colton's,

and she just went over
very quietly

and dumped it in your box,
and I thought, huh.

♪ ♪

I didn't know that you two
had a relationship like that.

- I just went right up to her
and asked her if she knew that

she probably didn't have enough
gold to be in the top six.

So I just thought maybe
she'll think that she might be

gaining a little bit
of trust from me or something.

She didn't come over
and dump it, not--not at all.

If I didn't go over to her
and ask her for her gold,

she would have never
given it to me.

- I have a few things.

First, I think
whoever the Traitors are

are playing a magnificent game.

- An excellent game.

- I think we're at
this point in the game

where we have to reevaluate
everything.

From the beginning, it was
Candiace about consistency.

You were consistent
in voting for Donna...

- Yes.
- And Ron.

- Yes.
- Until yesterday.

♪ ♪

- With Ron gone
and him being a Faithful,

I was now having to reevaluate.

And the options
that were presented to me

were Natalie and Lisa.

I did not believe
there was enough

concrete evidence
to vote for them.

So my solution was
to issue a throwaway vote.

- Most everybody else felt
like we had enough evidence

to go for Lisa,
and so if that--

- Well--well, no.

There was a consensus vote
for Natalie

before we walked in here.

- Led by who?

- Yeah, which--I'm curious
about how that happened.

- Tara.
Tara said it to me first.

♪ ♪

- Yesterday,
you said we're good,

but then you go behind my back
and rally votes.

That is a red flag.

- I voted for you last night.

Obviously,
that's a very open vote.

And I did not rally votes.

It was a group.

- [sighs]

- I wanted to bring up
something else.

♪ ♪

Um, when we walked in
and sat for breakfast,

we were all kind of,
like, postulating

as to, like, why Colton?

What would be the reason,
et cetera, et cetera?

I thought it was
interesting that Rob...

was sort of fumbling

and seemed a bit nervous.

Dropped his fork, and he, like,
hit something on the table.

And it was interesting
just because

you've always been sort of
this measured, calm,

quiet person who
doesn't seem to be

easily upset or floundered.

♪ ♪

- I wasn't nervous.
I was upset.

I was, as most of you know,
really close to Colton.

- Yeah.

- And yeah,
I think I dropped my fork.

But yeah, I mean,
I think I've dropped

a lot of forks in my life,
to be fair.

- Mm-hmm.

- I just have a question.

Obviously, last night,

you stated that you had
a throwaway vote...

- Yes.
- Which was Rob.

- Yes.
- But now tonight's roundtable,

it does seem that
you're suspicious of Rob.

- So it was a throwaway vote...
- OK.

- Until--the example
that I gave was this morning.

You just seemed nervous.

- I seem nervous?

- Yeah.

I have another question
I can ask.

You had mentioned
Lisa's name to me,

and I had not heard
her name at all

at any point at that time.

And then all of a sudden,
Colton is saying Lisa's name.

I did wonder if you could
have been using Colton

to deliver information.

- Colton brought up
Lisa's name the first time.

I agreed with him.
I wrote it down.

And Lisa did not go.

I told Colton the next day,
I'm gonna try to help you

tonight at the roundtable.

And so whenever
I had something to say

that I thought was adding
to the conversation,

I did.

- It caught me off guard
because you don't say

a whole lot
at these roundtables.

- I do not fill silence.
That's not when I speak.

- I'm just speaking
on what I saw.

For me, Colton was being used

as Rob's "beard."

- Players,
the time for talk is over.

- Oh, God.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Players,
the time for talk is over.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

The time will soon come
to vote.

But before that, a reminder--

there is someone
around this table

who is holding
the power of the dagger.

♪ ♪

If you want
to unleash this power

and give yourselves two votes
at this roundtable

for one person,
now is the time to declare it.

All you need to do
is raise your hand now.

♪ ♪

Once more, the power
of the dagger is untouched.

Players,
it is now time to vote.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- It's hard to tell with this
group who you can rely on.

I would like to believe I could
count on Johnny to back me up--

Stephen, Dorinda.

Tara, I'd like to believe
would back me up,

but it's hard to tell.

I don't want to be banished.

I--I want to win.

- I'm nervous,
but I'm not gonna

use the dagger,
because at this point,

five people know I have it.

Subconsciously or consciously,

they don't want to go
against me

because I have this
over their heads.

- I adore Candiace,
so it's really, really hard

for me to get
on the Faithful train

and think of her as a Traitor.

But people talk about, oh,
like, I'm still in this game

because I'm close to somebody
that's up in the turret.

Could that be Candiace for me?

♪ ♪

- We will start the vote
with Maura.

- [sighs] Jesus Christ.

I voted for Candiace.

A throwaway vote to me
is just very random,

and I just found it so strange

that then you targeted
that person tonight.

- Eric.

- I voted for you, Candiace.

There were just little
small pieces that

just kind of inched
towards you.

And that's all I have
to go off of right now.

- Candiace, who do you think
is the Traitor?

- I think it's no surprise.

Based on what I said tonight,
I voted for you, Rob.

We need to start looking
at people who are unassuming,

quiet, who we think we trust,
but perhaps we shouldn't.

- Johnny, who do you think
is a Traitor, and why?

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Candiace, I voted for you.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

Just given the vote
for Lisa was

really overwhelming
in this room last night.

And the fact that you couldn't
come to the same decision

as the rest of us, and it
turned out to be a Traitor,

I think, certainly,
that gives me pause.

This was so hard to write down.

I'm so sorry.

♪ ♪

- Kristen.

- Candiace, I voted for you.

- Dorinda.

Who do you think is
a Traitor and why?

- I am going to vote
for Candiace.

[dramatic music]

I really got suspicious
when you went hard on Rob.

I find it weird that you called
it a throwaway vote last night

and then went hard
for him tonight.

You know I adore you.

♪ ♪

- Candiace,
if you receive one more vote,

you will be banished.

Natalie, who do you think
is a Traitor, and why?

- I voted for Tara.

To hear that you were one of
the people that were saying,

"Let's vote for Natalie,"
means that you lied to me.

So that's why I voted for you.

- And with the next vote, Rob--

Rob, if you vote for Candiace,

she will be banished
from the game.

♪ ♪

- Candiace.

♪ ♪

The beautiful, charming,

very intelligent lady,

I voted for you.

[solemn music]

- Candiace, you have
received the most votes

and are banished from the game.

But before we discover
your true identity,

will the other players
please reveal their votes?

Mark.

- Candiace, I voted for you.

- Tara.

- So I voted for you, Candiace.

Today, I've hung back a bit

and tried to really listen
to everyone.

And then I got really confused
when you threw my name out

just because
it was a group thing.

- Yeah.

- And I'm really sorry
if I'm wrong.

- And with the final vote,
Stephen.

- I voted for you, Candiace.

- Candiace, please come forward
to the circle of truth.

♪ ♪

Candiace,

before you leave
my castle forever,

please reveal to us,

are you a Faithful
or a Traitor?

- Well...[sighs]

I don't want to cry.

I love you all so much.

♪ ♪

This experience has been
life-changing.

I've never been in a situation
where I've connected

with so many people so quickly.

I feel like I've played
this game with valor,

with love, with respect...

♪ ♪

And...

with treachery,

because I am a Traitor.

- Yeah!
[cheering]

- Oh, my God!
- Yes!

- I love you.
Thank you.

- Right on, baby!
- Oh, my God!

Thank God!
- Whoo!

- Two in a row, baby.

[laughter]

both: We are so good!

- What? What?

[excited chatter]

- Knew it!
- Whoo!

[cheering]
- Yes!

- I am proud of how
I played this game.

It was really challenging
to have to lie.

I really started
to love everybody.

And that's what just...

I think stings the most.

But I'm confident that
they're gonna look at Rob.

And in the event that
they don't, joke is on them.

So good luck to you all.

Good luck.

♪ ♪

- Hallelujah!
- Yes!

- Whoo!
- Yes!

- For the second
consecutive night,

a Traitor's armor has
been fatally pierced.

- Two nights in a row.
- That's crazy.

- Bravo, Faithful.

Enjoy your moment.

- [sighs]

- But go to bed thinking
happy thoughts,

for you never know
which one will be your last.

♪ ♪

- Candiace did well, though,
didn't she?

- Yes.
- She did.

- That is crazy.
- She did so well.

- So well.
- Wow.

- I'm the last Traitor
in the game.

I wanted to play as cool
as possible against Candiace

'cause I didn't want
to make her too mad

'cause I was worried about
what she might say.

My only thing is like, why--

- You?

- Like, do you think
she thought,

because I'm quiet,
that I haven't built,

like, a lot of
relationships here?

- It was such a reach.

- With those two votes for me
coming from Candiace,

I think it's only
a matter of time

before someone connects
those dots.

This is the most vulnerable
I have been in the game yet.

- That was tough.

- Oh, my God, now I know
how you must have felt

when Lisa said
she was a Traitor--

- Yes. Yes.
- Just because I felt

so connected with Candiace.
- Yes.

Yes.
- [sighs]

I feel so overwhelmed
and defeated,

even though
I voted for Candiace.

I cannot believe
I aligned myself so closely

with a person who,
turns out, is a Traitor.

- Did you guys notice, like,
how flat Johnny was?

- Yes.
- Ooh.

- And by the way,
it was such a bust today.

At the mission,
Candiace was like,

"Johnny should get a shield."

Remember when she said that?
- Yeah.

- That was kind of weird.
- It was.

[crickets chirping]

[wolf howls]

- ♪ There was a time ♪

♪ I felt the weight ♪

- The murders tell us
a lot of things.

I think Colton pointed us
to Candiace,

and she didn't leave us
with anything,

except for Rob, which I don't--
- No.

- There's no--there's no way
that sweet, sweet man...

- ♪ In my mind ♪

- I'm telling you, Candiace was
running that shit up there.

Candiace is smart.
- 100%.

- I'm telling you.
The walls are closing in, bro.

- I'll say now,
after I wrote your name,

I kind of regretted it.

- [laughs]
- It was dumb.

- I will admit that
I'm bad at the game.

When Colton did not walk
through that door today,

I realized I have it all wrong.

- It's so not Johnny.

♪ ♪

[bell tolling]

- We got a Traitor.

- I love you.
- Good night.

- We are gonna celebrate
in our sleep tonight.

- I know.

♪ ♪

- ♪ And the power's
in my hand ♪

♪ Now ♪

- This is a very pivotal moment
as a Traitor.

I finally have
complete control,

and I need to think through
my options very carefully.

- ♪ All the power's
in my hands ♪

♪ Now ♪

- Finally,
some peace and quiet.

[knocking]

[door creaking]

♪ ♪

[solemn music]

- A Traitor
from the very start, Rob.

Now you're
the last man standing.

♪ ♪

How does it feel to be
the slayer of Housewives?

- It feels pretty good.
[chuckles]

♪ ♪

- Tonight,
as per the rules of my game,

you must recruit
one more player to join you.

Shortly, you will invite
one Faithful

to a secret meeting.

There, you will offer them
a very simple ultimatum:

join you or die.

If they choose
to join you as a Traitor,

you will both come back
to this turret

and murder as usual tonight.

So, Rob,

who are you thinking?

- So I have a crazy plan,

to pick the most
suspicious Faithful,

Johnny.

Picking him
and then just voting him out,

we get another Traitor
out of the game.

However, it is very high risk.

And then more likely,

a chance to win
is picking someone smart,

someone I can use
on the other end

to help take suspicion
away from myself.

My thoughts for that are Eric.

I think he's pretty smart.

My only risk there is him doing

exactly what I did
to Lisa and Candiace.

♪ ♪

I've also thought about Mark.

I don't see anyone
ever looking at him,

and that would be
valuable to have.

The only reason
I don't think that

is because he's kind of
in my pocket.

I've kind of already got him.

- So who would you like

to issue this
ultimatum to, Rob?

♪ ♪

- ♪ No turning back ♪

♪ No turning back ♪

♪ This is the final hour ♪

♪ The moment has come ♪

♪ Moment has come ♪

♪ Your faith has no power ♪

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God!

Are you for real?

♪ ♪

[sighing]

♪ ♪

I can't deal with this.

"Dear Eric,
your presence is required

"at a secret meeting.

Please make your way to
the stone steps immediately."

♪ ♪

That handwriting is
the Traitors.

And I know who it is.

Johnny.

This is crazy.

I think I'm going to get
an ultimatum.

♪ ♪

I'm almost there.

I just want to be left alone.

This is what happens
when you're nice.

- ♪ Turns whispers
into silence ♪

- I need to get through
these next three roundtables

with someone I trust
and someone that

I want to keep in the game
till the end.

There's so many variables,
so many players--

I thought about it a lot.

It's the best move for me
strategically.

♪ ♪

- [sighs]

Every step feels like

another nail into my coffin.

- ♪ You can leave a light on ♪

♪ By the door ♪

- I started the game
as a Faithful,

and I will die a Faithful,

because I could never be
a Traitor.

Or could I do this?

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Next time on
"The Traitors"...

You'll each climb
into one of these boxes.

[all exclaiming]
- Oh, my God.

- All in this room are
capable of treachery.

And one false move

could be your last.

♪ ♪

[wolf howling]

Tonight, they will
meet their fate

in the most surprisingly
wicked way.

And this time,
the lid will close

on one player forever.

Pop goes the Faithful.

[sinister laugh]