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Hey, Spencer.

Over here, man. Spence.

Hey, what's the deal with you, man?

Spencer.

Dude.

I got into a fight with Sal.

Moreno, Michael.

Moreno, Michael, 1901, 1901, you have a visit.

2902.

Go inside now.

I want all of you inside now. Turnout. No, you got to turnout now.

Yard crew. Head over to checkpoint.

Yard crew, head over to checkpoint.

Do so now.

Spency.

God knows that you are a good man.

And that's all that matters.

Let me get that for you.

Oh.

-All right, there you go. -Oh, thank you.

-You're welcome. -[Thanks, Emily.

-Of course, bye, guys. -Thanks.

Every ride could become an encounter you'll never forget.

How many times have you instantly fallen for somebody

that was just a few seats away on the subway?

La La Riders are the heroes that'll connect this city.

Ted Larsson here, CEO of La La Ride.

You wanna be a La La driver?

You could not have picked a better time.

We just announced the first driver of the month award.

Now this award is-- is not just the celebration

of the finest drivers in our fleet.

It's a commitment to our customers

because we wanna establish a genuine connection with them.

La La Riders are the heroes that'll connect this city.

Come on, Auntie. I need a new car.

Well, I don't know, Spency.

Mm, how about $3,000?

If you have $3,000,

you should pay off your mom's hospital bills.

I'll-- I'll meet tons of interesting people every day.

For heaven's sakes, Spency.

If you want my opinion, I don't like the driver idea.

Los Angeles is full of very selfish people.

You should try to focus on yourself.

Why do you think La La Ride

is the only rideshare company that survived

the economic crisis in Los Angeles?

Ah, that's easy.

We're local. We take care of our city and our drivers.

What about the claims

that some of your drivers are just not qualified?

We are out there serving this city.

What are you doing for the city?

That's the question we have to ask.

And of course, only the drivers that score

the highest ratings get to access

the La La Map of Friends.

The Photoshop class in prison, worth it!

Right blinker.

-Right. -Yes.

Put it in reverse.

Stop. Stop.

Just wanna see the backup lights.

Oh, sorry. I thought you wanted to see it in reverse.

That's red, you know, La La Corporate.

How many drivers are there,

um, with the red car?

Maybe a few thousand? Maybe a hundred?

Or-- or maybe, ah, how many total drivers have you had?

Like, maybe 10,000 or?

-All right, all good. -All good?

Mm-hmm.

The most beautiful day, today.

The biggest obstacle, fear.

The most powerful force in the world, faith.

- The most beautiful thing of all, love.

Love.

I-- I have bananas if you don't like the peanuts.

Did you know that until 1949,

the sign read Hollywoodland?

Hollywoodland.

-That's a cool story. -Hey thanks, man.

I really appreciate that.

Did you ever hear the story of the Sunset Tower Hotel?

Oh, let me help you with that.

Okay, okay. You're too close to the balls.

Hey, I-- you missed the park entrance.

Oh, shoot. I-I-- I can back up a little, uh.

-No, no. -I don't want you to walk back with your injury.

It's fine.

I-- it's no big deal. I can walk, thanks.

-Are you sure? I can, ah, I can help. -Yes, yes, don't worry.

-It's good for me to walk. -I can...

We look so rad.

-Who took that photo? -Really?

Frankie took it.

Come on.

I don't remember, man. This was long time ago.

Yeah, it was a fucking long time ago. Huh.

-More coffee? -Ah, I'm good.

Thank you.

Please.

Hey, are you sure you don't want something to eat? It's--

-It's delicious. -No, no, no, I can't.

I can't, thank you, man, but, uh,

I have lunch with my daughter and Emily.

They're-- they're waiting for me.

She's turning eight. Let me show you-- show you a picture.

Look here.

You have a beautiful family.

Thanks, man.

I really think I should get going, you know?

Well, we should call Frankie,

oh, and dominate the pool...

-Yeah. -...at the Pony Bar.

Like we used to do.

Yeah, I remember.

Well, are you still in touch with him?

Not really. Haven't heard from him in like, years, so...

Well, fuck Frankie.

-You and me, kid. -Okay.

-Huh! -Huh.

Okay. Wow.

Yeah, um, thanks for the coffee

and, um, take care, Spencer.

Yeah. Well, sure, uh.

-See you around. -Yep.

We tried to set up the perimeter

and one of them managed to get out of the perimeter.

And the officers

maintained their perimeters and one came out of the bushes

and started coming back towards the residence.

Department of Fish and Game officers

shot and killed a mountain lion that came dangerously close

to homes in Santa Paula.

It happened this morning in the 300 block of Dana Drive.

Residents of this home had seen the big cats

that looked like thieves prowling the area

at least four times since Friday.

And some neighbors have even seen a lion

walking right down the street.

Well, this morning, lions were seen again

and police rushing to the scene,

saw two cats when they arrived.

Yeah, I'm from LA.

I mean, I've been out of town for a while.

LA used to be so rad,

but I don't recognize the city I grew up in anymore.

And I think my friends don't recognize me at all.

That is why I like what La La Ride is doing.

Connecting people, uh, connecting strangers.

You see that place over there?

They used to have the best buffalo chicken ever.

It's just not the same. Are you listening to me?

The truth is that 22 years,

10 months and 16 days

is a long fucking time.

I guess it's easier to say that I'm new in town.

Should I call Stephanie?

What is she doing right now?

She was my best friend when I was your age.

I know, I know. I'm being ridiculous.

- My friends, they all have their own lives now.

That's what La La Ride is all about.

New beginnings and forget about the past.

That's pretty rad.

Ah, I see you got some water.

All I'm saying is that Jesus was able to turn--

did you know that alcohol is 100% hydrating?

Mm-hmm.

-Oh. -No, no, no, no!

Oh, no.

No! Oh, that's it. For God's sake.

I think you might need this more than me, man.

-Hey. -Fuck.

Oh, it smells.

What the fuck? Oh, man.

I hate the smell of booze! Mm!

Wait.

-I hate the smell of booze. -Wait, bro. This isn't my house.

Bro, hey.

That's...

Ah.

Can you stop praying and make any goddamn sense?

When you stop drinking.

I'm gonna get some fresh air.

We're gonna get through this.

We need to stay strong.

You bitch.

You can't just treat my mother like that.

-Get out of my way. -I'm not just gonna sit here

and let you get away with this shit anymore!

You little shit!

Grow up.

It is just weird being here,

20 years older and without Mom.

I couldn't even go to her funeral.

Maybe if I didn't go to prison, she would be alive today.

You fucking idiot! You fucking idiot!

You fucking idiot!

Fucking idiot.

You fucking idiot. Fucking idiot.

You fucking idiot.

-Hey. -Hey.

Um, I remember you.

Can I help you with that?

-Oh, no, no, no. It's fine. -Oh, okay.

Thank you.

Ah.

All right.

Good to see you.

All right.

Well, where are you going?

Um, uh, home, actually.

This is a fun car.

What are you doing so early in the park?

I like to come here before the sun rises,

before all the hikers and tourists,

and it's just me and the park and the animals.

Are-- are you a performer?

I saw the script in your bag.

Yeah, it's, um, it's my play.

I-- I wrote it and I'm producing it as well.

-Oh, so rad. -I'm very nervous.

Wha-- why are you nervous?

I don't want to bore you with my, um-

No, no, no. We got 13 minutes left.

Back east, I used to work on a lot of off-Broadway plays.

My, uh, ex-husband was an actor too,

and we were great together

until I decided that he was better than me

and it felt okay turning down offers

to help pursue his dream.

-Um... -Lucky man.

Yeah.

Lucky enough to have two cool girls.

The other one lived in, ah, Manila.

I am back on my game.

Although this play may be the end of me.

No, it won't.

I will tell every single passenger about your play.

You didn't have to walk with me.

Oh, my pleasure. If you like the rides,

you could put me in your list of favorites.

That way, the app will connect us.

Sure. Sounds good.

Hey, um, um, try this and let me know if it works.

Oh! I'm sorry if the car smelled.

-I-- I've been driving-- -No, no, it's not perfume.

It's animal essence. My sister and I,

we make them and we sell them online.

-You boil animal? -No, no.

Um, it's more of a meditation ritual

where, uh, we assimilate the animal's energy.

This is owl. Um, take 10 drops

and it should help with connection to yourself.

-Oh, thank you. -Well, you're gonna tell

all your passengers about my play, right?

-Yes, I will. -All right.

Well, see you later.

Huh.

I have bananas if you don't like the peanuts.

I'm good.

Do you know the story of the Sunset Tower Hotel?

It's haunted.

Why is Brittney riding in a black SUV?

No, it's not.

You called for La La Deluxe for her

and I'm riding in a trashy Pontiac

that smells like a menopausal stripper.

You always do the fucking same!

Sure, you spend money on the new bitches,

but what about me, cheapskate?

I'm not quitting.

And I want you to pay for the X-ray.

Because my insurance does not cover it.

I twisted my ankle while I was dancing.

What? You say that again and I'll cut your Mexican baby dick off,

you son of a bitch! Puta madre.

Who do you-- who do you think you are?

-Have a good night. -I swear to God.

I swear to God, if I see you again,

I will cut your dick off.

-Babel. -Daddy.

Shut up!

Sorry to bother you. Ah, you left--

What?

Thanks.

Fuck.

Join the La La Map of Friends.

The app is called Map of Friends?

La La Map of Friends.

If someone puts me on their list of favorite drivers,

we get connected in this new media thing.

Everyone can see you on that Map of Friends?

Not yet. I need more ratings.

So I'm doing it the old fashioned way.

And how was driving all day?

It's crazy. This girl I met today,

she has a walking problem.

You know, like Mom.

Maybe I could help.

Don't get too involved, Spency.

Ah, I'm gonna talk to you later.

I am gonna finish this.

Bye.

La La Riders believe in people.

And this is why we needed more than just a rideshare app.

And of, of course, only the drivers and passengers

that score the highest rating get to access

the La La Map of Friends.

It's a constellation of places, people, routes.

The drivers you add to your favorites list,

they're not strangers, they're friends.

They look after this city.

Me, my Chevy, and I.

You're kidding, right?

You know it's supposed to all be in Spanish?

Well, here.

Okay, you do realize you're not

in elementary school anymore?

No, no. This is an art piece.

Okay? You as an artist should appreciate it.

Ah!

Okay, okay, okay. Let me see this test.

The most beautiful day, today.

The biggest obstacle, fear.

The most powerful force in the world, faith.

The most beautiful thing of all, love.

Love. Thank you, Father, Son and Spirit.

Damn!

Shit.

-Waiting for Molly? -Yeah.

Oh, motherfucker.

-All right, asshole. -Hey, hey, dude!

-Get the fuck outta my car. -Hold on.

-Get the fuck outta my car! -It's a mistake.

A mistake? Jesus fucking Christ!

I'm so sick of this shit, man!

I got loans to pay!

And my door is still fucking open!

Spencer?

I was dropping off somebody nearby.

Then boom! This guy just rear-ended me.

I get out, my car's okay.

So I wasn't upset or anything, but this guy was cuckoo.

-Was he a La La driver? -He started shouting at me.

Maybe. I got scared and called 911.

Then he pushes me, destroys my phone, and then drives away.

Spencer, you just saved me from a crazy maniac.

Well, thanks a lot for the owl essence, by the way.

I use it every night.

Yeah, great, um, it, it's supposed to help you

stay awake and alert, so...

You must have read my mind.

You're so magical.

I just was thinking about that.

The power of the owl is helping me a lot at night.

Yeah, that's-- that's great.

Uh...

-Oh, I can drive you. -Oh, no.

I don't wanna cancel him. Besides you've, um--

you've had a rough morning, so...

Maybe he's another loony.

Oh, shut up.

You know what?

Why don't we meet up tonight?

We'll get a milkshake or something and...

Okay. 8:30 sharp, my place.

Awesome.

Good evening, Molly.

Oh, thank you. You didn't have to.

Well, this is special. You're special.

So where are we going?

Oh, I wanted to keep it a surprise.

-Oh. -But do you like Italian?

Yeah. Italian's great.

I put the neon lights around the window.

The stereo system is pretty rad.

I mean, for a car from the '90s.

Your car is from the '90s?

1995.

Ah, well, I hope it's still just as good.

-Good evening. -Hey, uh, I got a pick up.

Uh, Spencer Combs.

-Pick up? -Yes.

Buffalo chicken for five.

That's right.

Mm.

-Enjoy. -Thank you, we will.

Um, all righty. Ready?

Let's go.

This is the most amazing place in the world.

All bad thoughts turn off, the voices shut up.

This is really cool.

You know, it's strange. Therapeutic places.

When I was divorcing, I found myself

spending way too much time in laundromats.

Um, do you mind?

No.

Do you drive, Molly?

Um, I used to,

-before the accident. -Oh, God, I'm sorry.

Um, what--

what happened to your leg?

I was hiking at Griffith Park one night...

and a mountain lion attacked me.

Wha-What?

What? Wait a minute, a mountain lion in Griffith Park?

Yeah. It was adorable.

I saw one there too.

May-- maybe it's the same one.

Do you want a drag?

Oh, no, thanks.

I mean, so, okay.

It can't hurt me none.

All right.

All right. I already...

Does it help you with your acting, Molly?

No, it's more of a-- a social thing.

I mean, I mostly smoke weed with my friends.

What about you? What about your friends?

My friends?

I have 127 friends.

Well, I have a big old map of the entire city,

and all my friends hang on it.

I mean, they-- their photos and whereabouts.

Ah, yeah.

It's, um...

That's a cool idea.

So, um,

are you on Facebook or Instagram?

No, I'm not on the Internet.

-Not at all? -No.

We did so much stuff.

I-- I hope you had fun.

Uh, yeah. Thanks for everything, Spencer.

I, um, I had a blast.

Hey, this is Molly. I'm probably rehearsing,

so leave me a message and I'll get back to you

as soon as I can.

Hey, Molly, I just wanted to check in with you.

I hope you slept well.

I know it was a lot of chicken.

Maybe if you need a ride anytime, just let me know, okay?

Hey, this is Molly.

Listen, would you like to go to the movies sometime?

Pick whatever you want. Uh, action film, mystery, something.

Um, all right, well see you soon.

Leave me a message and I'll get back to you

as soon as I can.

Yeah, no.

So I ordered 300 units for this first batch,

and then I figure if that's not enough...

...I can just, um,

underestimating how many, um, hold on one second.

-Yes? -Hello, is Molly there?

Are you Henry?

Um, no, no. I think she's left already.

She must be on her way to La Serenata.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, I forgot.

Um, thank you. Um, I shall go.

Yeah, no, sorry.

It was, um, one of the starving actors

my sister hangs out with.

You know you can talk to me, Spency.

She's an actress.

She has a messed up leg.

And I love her.

Isn't it a little early to say that?

Oh. Isn't she gorgeous?

I don't know. Love is dangerous, Spencer.

I mean, and people can be so...

She is not.

Don't you remember what your poor mother went through?

There are good people out there.

You are good. Mom was good.

We like each other.

She-- she just is a little confused about me.

Name of Father, the Son, the Holy Ghost.

Don't move.

Asshole.

Will you stop!

Speaking of assholes.

Let's go somewhere quiet.

You two do something useful, make a grocery run for your mother.

Yeah, for my mother.

We're not getting your scotch, Sal.

You've been smoking.

I'm sorry, Mr. Murphy. That's my fault.

I've been stressed with finals

and I forget I can't smoke here.

Oh, spare me, amiga. Okay?

If you're so stressed out,

why you keep wasting your time here

blowing this shitbag, huh?

I'll go to the store myself.

You girls keep drawing.

I really hate him.

Deserves a kick in the balls.

Yeah, he does.

I'm pretty sure he hits my mom.

Do you remember your real dad?

No.

Um, he died when I was two.

He used to be this taxi driver in New York,

but, um, he had a bunch of issues and he just...

My mom always says I've inherited

his good looks though.

Good looks?

Mm.

Mm.

-Good. -Good?

What?

What?

What are you doing?

I'm gonna miss you.

You're the only person that keeps me sane in this shit town.

Oh, my God. You're so dramatic.

You're gonna meet tons of girls in LA.

I'm moving to boring Gainesville.

I'm gonna be 60 before I meet somebody.

-Good. -Good?

What?

Okay. Okay.

Huh. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Here you go. Here you go. Here you go. You ready?

Here you go.

Right into here.

You go in there and you make yourself comfortable.

-Spencer? -Yes.

Hey, baby. Come over here.

Oh, we're here now, baby.

Right this way. Right this way.

Hey, grab her purse, will ya?

Geez.

Goodnight, loser.

Broke ass.

Right this way, babe.

The hotel is closed for a private party.

One, have your GPS ready to go.

Two, know the roads.

Three, know what's going on in the city.

Special events, concerts, games.

Four, be polite.

Don't be annoying.

Five, have water available.

Six, keep a charger in your car, right?

Seven, have the car be clean.

Have it smell good.

Hey, Spencer.

Spencer! They're not the problem.

You know that.

You're the problem.

What's the most important virtue of the La La driver?

Mind Balance, man, come on. Mind balance.

-Are you working on that? -No.

Well, what are you waiting for?

You ever stood at the Hollywood sign?

Oh, oh, oh, my God!

This-- the weather's so nice.

Have you been to, uh, the Mulholland Drive?

Oh, my God, that's a beautiful dress.

I love-- I love you.

Please, please, please, please.

Hey, Molly.

Oh, Charlie. Ha-ha.

You came by yourself.

Ah, where's your-- where's your brother?

Ma'am, I think you're in the wrong car.

-What? -I'm not Charlie.

What the hell?

Well, who are you?

I-- I just need to figure out where my friend is going

and then I'll take you home.

We're gonna rehearse the last scene today, so...

Who's that dude with the ridiculous clothing?

Molly, you like that?

I let them eat me alive.

Good, pause there, just give me

a little more energy on that, more voice.

I let them eat me alive.

No.

Let me be with you.

I won't stop them.

Ooh.

And cut. Good.

Yeah, Molly, Henry, both good.

Whoa, whoa, rat, rat! Oh, oh my God!

Whoa, can...

Don't, he's huge.

The most beautiful day, today.

The biggest obstacle, fear.

The most powerful force in the world, faith.

The most beautiful thing of all, love.

That's what religion makes you think.

That you're dirty, sinful, and wrong.

These things you have,

the rosaries, statue of a so-called saint...

you must be thinking you're powerless.

Do really think your God is helping you?

My mom always said, "Beware of Satan's temptations.

Pray to God."

And I do. I talk to him.

Has he ever answered?

I have faith.

Here's the issue, my friend.

Religion is poisonous.

It instills dangerous ideas in your mind,

like faith and fear.

So instead of believing in yourself,

you believe in a God that watches and judges constantly.

Do you agree with everything your religion tells you?

You're going to burn in hell for all eternity?

-What about miracles? -Our mind is a miracle.

Your God is a tyrant, a murderer.

And people have repeated his actions for far too long.

It's time.

Do you have peanuts in your car?

Yeah. A couple bags back there.

I'm allergic.

Stop the... car.

EpiPen! Trunk!

My bag!

Stop the car.

With my eyes on you, Lord.

The biggest obstacle, fear.

With you walking beside me.

The most powerful force in the world, faith.

With you working through me, I can make it.

The most beautiful thing of all, love.

So...

Lourdes Combs.

Oh, yeah. I remember.

We can't approve the claim because we haven't gotten

the documentation we require from the doctors.

And so we don't know if the surgery's necessary.

They sent you everything you asked for.

-That's bullshit. -Look.

Do you wanna know why I got into the health insurance business?

Because I also had a sick mother.

Do it then. Okay, fix it.

Help my sick mother.

Let's do that.

I am going to mark your case as a top priority.

And I personally will follow up with the case.

You don't get it.

This needs to be resolved right now.

Okay? She's dying.

I don't know what you want me to do.

Just put Lourdes Combs

under the best coverage that you have.

-It won't help her. -Do it!

You know what?

I'm gonna call our senior rep.

He'll be able to find a solution for us.

Mike, will you come up here please?

Now. Yes, please.

Sir?

You liar son of a bitch!

Oh, my Lord!

Hmm.

That's $496.

496 for the new medicine?

Exactly.

Wait, how, how much is my insurance covering?

Your insurance is gonna cover 30%

and that's gonna save you about $149.

Of course. You know?

Okay.

Okay.

Thomas.

Yo, Spence, I'm sorry. I have no time.

Dude, you won't believe what happened

-on my last ride, man. -Gotta go, man.

-Dude, dude! -What?

I wanna fucking murder this guy, Jeff Harding.

I won't ever forget his fucking name or his shitty face.

He was with a young girl and grabbing her

and took her to a sketchy hotel.

I don't know what the hell is going on up in there, man.

You know? But guess what?

You know-- you know what I'm thinking?

Yeah, take it easy. Please?

He works at the same place

that dealt with my mom's health insurance.

-Yeah, that son of a bitch! -Why-- why would you do that?

You just got out.

If you go back, you go back for life.

What life?

So you wanna go back? Is that it?

No.

You know what got me through all those years?

What?

Knowing that I killed a monster.

Okay. So you found another monster.

Drop it! Okay?

Your dad was your monster.

Any other scumbag around, it's just somebody else's monster.

Why don't you just let it go?

You know, you-- you fucking moron.

You fucking piece of shit!

You don't have a clue!

You don't have a clue, man!

No, it's-- it's-- it's fine.

It's fine. Just...

The pill, Dad.

Here.

Okay. Yes!

Turn around.

-What do you think? -Oh, Mom, really?

It's your red Chevy.

Does Dad know about this?

Happy birthday, honey.

Hey, this is Molly, I'm probably rehearsing,

so leave me a message and I'll get back to you

as soon as I can.

I-I-- I saw you with that actor.

I'm not upset at all.

Um, you know, I'm a cool guy.

You know that.

Um, you know, it just--

I need to see you, Molly.

I need to ask you something.

Hey, Molly, I figured you might need a ride to the park today.

It's my treat.

I don't think that's necessary.

What? Molly, let me drive you.

I'd rather you ask before you came here.

I-- I will next time.

Okay, let's go. I don't wanna be late.

You know, it's kind of rude to show up

to someone's house unannounced.

Is that thing bothering you?

Yeah. My, uh-- my prosthesis is bothering me.

I-- I get it. Those motherfuckers!

You know?

So I'm gonna fix this, Molly.

Don't even worry.

I-- I'm gonna fix this.

Oh, you know...

it's like, I just...

I wanna ask, do you have Wise Choice Insurance?

Uh, yes.

I knew it. This has been too fucking wrong...

-Thanks, um... -...for too fucking long, Molly.

-Where-- -Take care.

-So, I... -Thanks.

Yeah, yeah. Um-- um, I'll call you after rehearsal.

I'll-- I'll make buffalo chicken.

Jesus, shit.

Spencer, can you read between the lines? Huh?

She needs space from you, brother.

No, you're the one not reading in-between the lines.

-Spencer, stop. -She is asking for my help!

-Can't you see? -Come on! Mind balance, man!

-Mind balance. -She's asking for help.

Can't you see?

You're out of balance.

Oh, my God! She's not right.

And the insurance is screwing her up!

Well, there's still time. When's your play opening?

It doesn't matter if this play is good or bad.

I'm just gonna be a fraud.

I thought this was a method thing.

It was just to gain everybody's trust.

And you did that. You gained their trust.

That makes you a pretty good actress.

You gained the trust of a lunatic La La driver. Hmm?

I'm gonna tell everybody, Jo.

Yeah?

-Spencer Combs? -Yes.

Officer Manse, LAPD

I need to ask you some questions about Sergej Zudarovich.

Sergej who?

Can you come with me to the police station to answer a few questions?

It'll only take a few minutes.

-Right now? -Is there, uh,

-any inconvenience? -No, no.

Now's good.

Just gimme a sec. Okay?

So let me understand. So you limping,

you being paralyzed, none of that was real?

-No, I-- -So lying to everyone

is the way to build the perfect character in your own play?

No, no.

I set this rule for myself because

I wanted to live the character 24/7.

It wasn't just for me, it was for everybody.

Molly, why didn't-- why didn't you just tell me?

It was-- it was a device.

Yeah-- yeah.

Yeah, a petty defense mechanism

so nobody could be too hard on you.

God, and you know, I-- I really thought

you weren't this broken.

Actually, you know, maybe I was wrong about you, Molly.

You're not broken. No, you're not broken.

You just wanted everybody

to be invested in your little play.

And who couldn't? Hmm?

Who could say no to the gimp of Griffith Park?

Hmm? Molly Sullivan.

If that's even your real name.

I told you guys, he coughed a couple times.

I remember that.

Besides that, the ride was normal.

What did you guys talk about?

Mostly religion.

Religion?

We found that in Sergej's jacket.

-What is this? -You don't know?

That's an essay about the 1983 hostage situation

at the Mexican church, La Luz del Mundo.

You don't need to hide any piece of information from us.

Are you accusing me of something?

No, Mr. Combs. Just collaborating with us.

Am I free to go?

Yeah, whenever you want.

Officer Manse will escort you to the door.

I know my way.

Trunk, my bag!

Oh.

Everyone, phones in the fucking bag!

Phones in the-- phones in...

I'm serious. I'm gonna slice his neck.

Okay.

I am in control.

Phones in the fucking bag!

Dammit!

Oh, shit.

Okay.

I'm in control.

I'm in control.

Oh.

You giving me an attitude?

I'm serious right now. Phones in the fucking bag.

Ah-hah!

Hmm.

The most beautiful day, today.

The biggest obstacle, fear.

The most powerful force in the world, faith.

The most beautiful thing of all, love.

Molly Sullivan.

I understand that you might be a bit confused.

Um, Molly, um, you know,

it just-- I have a big surprise.

Uh, a really great thing that will change your life.

Uh, uh, I'll call you later, Molly.

-Spencer? -Yes.

We're his realtors, not his financial advisors.

Sorry, no.

I know. I'll call you later.

You know, I need to cancel this trip.

-Spencer? -Yes.

Ah, burns like hell when I sit.

Do you work at Wise Source Insurance?

No, why would I?

Well, I thought-- well didn't you just come from there?

Just got tailbone surgery done.

Burns like hell.

Can you even see anything on that screen? It looks broken.

Yeah, dude. Going to Eric's Car Shop.

It's actually Derek's Car Shop.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I got it.

Ooh.

Hey, Molly.

Hi, Molly. It's Spencer.

I hope rehearsals are going okay, um.

Yeah. Business here is great as usual.

Oh, I met a new friend

and he knows a really good doctor.

I, blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, okay, okay.

Mm.

Hey, this is Molly, I'm probably rehearsing,

so leave me a message and I'll get back to you

as soon as I can.

Hey, Molly, it's Spencer.

Hey, how you doing?

How-- I hope rehearsal's going okay.

Um, I hope the leg's fine.

Uh, oh.

-Hey, what up guys? -Hey, what's up?

I wanna know! Hey!

Did they stick a finger in your ass?

Hey, the Wise Choice doctor.

You said you'd give me his number.

Just drop it.

-I need to know. -Don't fucking touch me, man.

Son of a bitch.

Hey, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.

Let's go.

-Who's that, your driver? -Should sue that motherfucker.

Putting his hands on me.

- What the hell's wrong with him?

Mm.

Hey, do you work at Wise Choice Insurance by any chance?

I have a good friend that works there.

I have no friends there.

Sorry, I had a long day.

At Wise Choice?

A long day at Wise Choice, yes.

So you work for them?

Yes. I'm the IT guy there actually.

You know, man, I tell you, one gets tired

of helping a company rip people off all day long.

I was actually thinking about becoming a La La driver,

but I just never got around to it, I guess.

-Give me your fucking phone. -Whoa, whoa, what?

Fucking phone. Cancel your trip.

Hey, I, I don't even really work there, man.

-I'm just the IT guy. -Ah, da, da, da!

So...

Listen to me.

-Yeah. -Okay?

-Mm-hmm. -All right.

I need your help.

If you don't want to die, listen to me.

-You're gonna follow... -What-- what do you need?

-...what I say. -What do I need to do for you?

-Okay, okay, listen. -Fuck!

-You don't need to do this. -Shit, shut up!

Going up.

-Just do what I say. -All right.

The fuck?

Surprise!

We thought you were Rick.

Hey, I'm his cousin, uh, Steven.

Gun, gun! He's got a gun!

Son of a bitch!

Gun!

Good night, loser.

Oh, my God!

Phones in the fucking bag!

Computer guy! All of the phones in the bag!

-All right. -Everyone's phone.

Everyone's phone, throw it in the bag.

Don't touch anything.

Next time, it--

Don't move.

Computer guy. Get everyone in the conference room.

All right. Come on, come on, guys.

-Everyone in the conference room. -Come on, let's go.

-Conference room. In the office. -Conference room. Everyone.

-All right! -Computer guy!

It's okay.

-Conference room. -It's gonna be all right.

Lock it.

-What? -Lock it!

-All right, okay. -Lock it.

Lock it, lock it.

I'm doing it. Sorry.

-Okay. -It's done.

Okay, sit down. Get to work.

-Hey, get to work! -Okay, all right.

-I'm doing it. -Fuck!

-Look for a Molly Sullivan. -Okay.

The-- the-- there is no Molly Sullivan.

-What are you talking about? -No, no, no. I swear to God.

Fuck!

Are you sure that she's a customer?

Yes. Uh, Uh, she's an artist.

She may have a different name.

Uh, can I give you an address?

No, I can't filter by address.

The system doesn't work like that. It's all-

Shit, shit, shit! Oh!

You're a computer hacker. Can-- can't you figure it out?

So I'm trying to isolate all the Mollys

or Margarets in LA, all right?

But I'm telling you, Molly Sullivan is not showing up.

She doesn't exist.

I'll keep trying.

Can't you do the whole city?

-You mean everyone? -Everyone in the city.

Upgrade their insurance to the best package.

The best coverage you got for free.

I mean, I could by zip code.

By zip code, but that's gonna take a while.

You know, Rick is gonna be back any moment, so...

I'm going to heal this whole fucking scene.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Last one, 90923.

Done. All right?

It's done.

Send 'em a notice right away.

It'll make them happy.

Okay, let me just...

Congratulations, you've been upgraded

to the most premium insurance policy

at no additional cost, right?

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And...

sent. There.

You helped everyone. Okay?

Please.

My mom would still be alive

if I did this 20 years ago.

You fucking bastards!

Fuck, fuck.

Spencer...

the man you killed,

he was a pervert, an abuser.

He's gone now.

You did that.

You've helped so many people.

They will probably never know that it was a La La driver

that made their lives better.

But I know.

And I'm proud of you, Spencer Combs.

Hey, come on out with me.

Come on.

After weeks of arduous negotiation,

the city of LA has reached an agreement with Wise Choice

to bear a part of the plan's costs.

A consensus was reached after Judge Axelrod

ordered the company to grant the customers

with life-threatening illnesses,

the best benefit packages available.

A representative of Wise Choice's affected customers,

spoke this morning exclusively for LA Now,

considering the agreement historic

and a step closer to a universal healthcare system

in the United States.

It is without doubt a very important moment in our city.

And we'll follow the Spencer Combs case very closely.

And now, George Patriani with the sports news.