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[Niles] Previously on Doom Patrol...
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I am here to invite you
to my one-woman theatrical event.
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What in God's name is that?
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When Isabel fell
into that time stream...
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[screaming]
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[Madame Rouge] ...it did
something to her.
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And it seemed to manifest on her body.
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This is the key
to stopping you all aging any further.
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We should go to the show.
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[Cliff] No, I wanna die in peace.
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[Larry] I can't risk dying
until I find a better solution for Keeg.
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[Vic] Deric thinks I should be
Cyborg again.
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[Silas] Are you sure
this is what you really want?
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I just miss the man I used to be.
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[Cliff] What's going on with you?
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I've been hearing voices.
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-[woman 1] Say it.
-[woman 2] Say it.
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[Jane] Not like the personas.
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I know it's on me to figure it out,
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but I am so fucking tired
of figuring it out.
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Where is Rouge?
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[Cliff] Wait. She's not...
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[whirring]
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[Rita] Come on, people.
We have to do something.
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[Larry] Rita!
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We have to help her.
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We have to get our longevity back.
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[Zombie Butts growling]
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-[Zombie Butts whining]
-Booyah.
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Let her go.
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[Jane] Fuck.
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[Immortus in demonic voice]
Take all the time you need.
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[energy warbling]
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[dinosaur roaring]
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[Cliff screaming]
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This is it!
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This is how we die!
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[Larry] I... I don't think
we can die here.
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[Cliff] Ahhh! Tell it
to that motherfucker.
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-[man screaming]
-[horse whinnies]
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[all screaming]
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Grid, deploy the pod.
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-[mechanical whirring]
-[clicks]
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[Larry] Vic, you're falling apart.
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No.
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I'm holding us together.
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[mechanical clicking]
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[Larry] How long has this been a thing?
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Roughly 24 hours.
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I upgraded.
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[Cliff] So, technically,
we're inside you?
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-[Madame Rouge] Ugh.
-[Cliff giggles]
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Look, let's focus on
getting the hell out of here.
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[Larry] Yeah, uh,
I don't know about that.
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[Cliff] I'm with Larry.
What's the point of going back
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so Immortus can finish
putting her foot up our ass?
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Or so the Butts
can take a bite out of it?
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We don't have our longevity.
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We're old, useless.
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Expired milk.
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[Vic] We're not safe here.
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And the people back home aren't safe
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so long as Immortus and
those Butts are running wild.
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-[voice] Say it.
-[Cliff] Of course you wanna go back.
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You're not dying. And you've got
a shiny new body to play with.
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-Yeah, I bet you can't wait to...
-[voices repeating and growing louder]
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[Cliff] ...get back so you can
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-pull your podpud.
-[voice] Say it.
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Shut up! Shut the fuck up!
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[sighs]
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[Cliff] Are you okay?
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Sorry.
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How's Rita doing?
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Wait, what about Rita?
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[Larry] She's the reason we went
after Immortus in the first place.
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Rita's dying.
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Then why are we even arguing?
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[grunts] No, Keeg. Keeg, don't.
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[Cliff] What the fuck!
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Has your glow worm lost its mind?
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[Larry] I don't know.
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Keeg, are you nuts?
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-What did you do out there?
-[Grid] Keeg has discovered
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a series of portals
within the time stream.
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-Who the hell is talking?
-That's Grid.
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My operating system.
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Usually, I'm the only one
that can hear it,
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but Keeg must have hacked into it.
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You have a voice...
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in your head...
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that talks to you.
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[Cliff] Fuck it. That's not
even the strangest thing about him.
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-[Larry grunts]
-Keeg says there's longevity located
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on the other side of
these three portals.
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The longevity skin tag?
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As in, Immortus is waiting
on the other side to put the boot to us?
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No Immortus, just longevity.
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Keeg can sense it.
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[Cliff] Hey, Vic,
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does your new gear
come with a bullshit detector?
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Because mine is off the charts.
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[Larry] It's not bullshit.
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The longevity
was a part of Keeg's entire life.
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He knows what it feels like.
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What are we supposed to do?
Hurl our asses through time
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based on what your kid's telling us?
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Isn't that how you lost your longevity
in the first place?
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His heart was in the right place.
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And you should know that everyone
deserves second and third chances.
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[Cliff] Boo.
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What if we get chomped on by a T. Rex
and wind up dinosaur poop?
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Or we end up in a future
where robots have taken over?
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That actually sounds pretty sweet.
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I have a fix for that. [chuckles]
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-[Cliff] Oh!
-Ew.
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-[Cliff] Gross.
-Okay. Wow!
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It's part of the new me.
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Okay, here.
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Each knuckle has Grid tech in it.
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I can control it and recall it
whenever I need to.
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So, you've all got one hour.
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Get in, find the longevity,
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and then I'll yank you back here.
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[Cliff] Just to review.
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We're leaping into this dumb plan
based on super spotty information,
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armed with nothing but our wits,
my good looks,
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and Vic's creepy robotic knuckles.
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Pretty much, yeah.
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[Cliff groans]
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[whooshing]
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I don't know if I can do this.
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[Cliff] Here. Here. Hold my mitt.
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Oh, that is so gross.
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[Cliff] What? My mitt's not good enough,
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but you'll grab on to a used maxi pad
wrapped in a trench coat?
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Aim for the portals.
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Push off hard.
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Give yourself some momentum.
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[Cliff exhales]
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[Madame Rouge screaming]
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[both yelling]
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[Cliff screaming]
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Grid, send out an SOS.
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Any and all frequencies.
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We're gonna broadcast the message
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into every damn portal
in this time stream,
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until someone on the other side answers.
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[whooshing]
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The Ant Farm?
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Really?
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[sighing] Oh. Fuck me.
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[footsteps approaching]
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My, my, my.
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Fuck me sideways.
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[whooshing]
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[Larry] Wow.
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This is the most exciting place
we could end up?
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At least we know where we are.
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[Larry] Yeah, and when, ish.
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I think it was '96 when Niles
lied to Cliff about his family dying.
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He... He went in there
and stared out the window until '04.
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We could tell him Clara's alive.
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Except we only have an hour to save Rita
and maybe the world.
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Shit.
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Chief is here.
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That means we're gonna have
to get the longevity from him.
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[sighs] Look, the good news is,
Niles has seen it all.
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And I... I bet we're not even
the first time travelers he's ever met.
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Right. So, we just stroll up to him,
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explain we come from a bleak future,
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politely ask him to hand over
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the one thing he holds
more sacred than any other possession.
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I guess.
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[grunts] Hey! Hey!
Where are you going?
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Un-fucking-real.
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Okay.
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Tell me, barkeep.
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You ever had your heart
shat upon by a horse?
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Kipling.
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I've got it.
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Then we should celebrate.
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To immortality and heartbreak.
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You're drunk.
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Absolutely ossified, yeah.
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Von Fuchs' men are right behind me.
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We need an exit strategy.
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-You're the exit strategy.
-Ah.
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Better get you out of here, then.
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First...
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I need to hit the head.
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Wait... [hesitates]
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Just hurry.
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[whooshing]
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No.
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This can't be.
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You can't be.
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[Cliff] Let me guess.
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You got some sketches
of me somewhere, right?
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Bad idea?
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Until you come up with a good idea?
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This isn't possible.
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[Cliff] I'm possible, jerk-off.
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You create me and ruin a bunch
of other lives with your experiments.
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-I wouldn't.
-[Cliff] No.
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Don't bullshit a bullshitter.
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We both know what you're capable of
when you get desperate enough.
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Will you quit speaking
as if you know me?
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[Cliff] But I do.
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I mean, I will.
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In the future.
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Crazy, right?
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Like I said, a few decades from now,
you create me.
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Part of the recipe
is some of that necklace you stole.
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And now, my clock is running out,
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and I need some more of that necklace.
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It's a skin tag, by the way.
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So, wear it in good health.
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You have no idea
what I've done to get it
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or you wouldn't be asking me for it.
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[Cliff yells] You owe me!
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No. Cliff, Cliffy.
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[inhales, grunts]
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De-escalate. [exhales, grunts]
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Look, I know you think
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you need that necklace
to live one day longer than Dorothy.
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Dorothy.
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[Cliff] Yeah, but here's the kicker.
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You still croak before her
and the kid's better off without you.
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She's got friends.
And she's even growing up now.
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I mean, if I had time,
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we could do a deep dive
into your parenting style.
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You're gonna come at me with a knife?
Are you high?
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-Who sent you? Von Fuchs?
-[toilet flushing]
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The Brain?
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[claps] Right, who's ready
to vacate this shit box?
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What in the name
of good King Christ is that?
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[Cliff] Drunk Merlin is here?
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Fuck this! I'm done talking.
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Cough it up, Chief!
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-[grunts]
-Waltroy!
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[Cliff] Fuck, I can't move.
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-It's 'cause I de-animated you.
-[Niles groans]
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[Cliff] Or it's because
I have Parkinson's disease.
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Yeah, that's right, motherfuckers.
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Being unable to move
is basically any other Monday to me.
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[scoffs] Good luck
trying to pry this dick out of my hands.
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[Larry] Keeg? [grunts]
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Keeg! [panting]
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Keeg.
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Keeg!
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[panting] This is not
the time for games, Keeg.
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We need to...
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Oh, God. You.
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[energy warbles]
255
00:13:04,866 --> 00:13:07,035
Keeg, get back inside, now.
256
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:13,667
No.
257
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:15,335
No, you don't get to do that anymore.
258
00:13:17,254 --> 00:13:18,171
Oh, you're curious?
259
00:13:18,338 --> 00:13:20,007
You wanna know
where I'm from? All right.
260
00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:22,634
I'm from the future
where you abandoned me.
261
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:24,761
[warbling, chittering]
262
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:25,929
Oh, he shrugs.
263
00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:27,597
Well, I guess you can't
feel too bad about it.
264
00:13:27,764 --> 00:13:29,099
It hasn't happened for you yet.
265
00:13:29,641 --> 00:13:31,643
[chittering]
266
00:13:32,477 --> 00:13:33,812
[sighs] Oh.
267
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,732
Yeah, I'm also rapidly dying.
268
00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:40,527
So, things with future me are still
top shelf, in case you're wondering.
269
00:13:40,944 --> 00:13:42,321
-[whooshing]
-Hey, wait. Wait.
270
00:13:42,654 --> 00:13:43,697
Where are you...
271
00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:47,826
[sighs] I don't care if you like him.
272
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,915
And I suppose now is as good a time
as any to tell you that...
273
00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:56,418
that's your dad.
274
00:13:57,377 --> 00:13:58,295
[door opens]
275
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:03,508
Holy shit.
276
00:14:09,639 --> 00:14:10,474
Wait.
277
00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:12,100
You're controlling him?
278
00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:15,228
I didn't know you could do that.
279
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,356
[voice echoing] You...
280
00:14:17,939 --> 00:14:18,774
need...
281
00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:20,776
these.
282
00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:28,075
Niles?
283
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:35,791
[inhales deeply]
284
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:38,794
[exhales]
285
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,768
[voices whispering] Say it. Say it.
286
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:56,812
Say it.
287
00:14:56,895 --> 00:14:58,688
[voices] Say it. Say it. Say it.
288
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:01,108
Jane?
289
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:03,819
-[voices speak indistinctly]
-[Niles] Jane!
290
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,029
-[voices fade]
-When did you come back?
291
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:07,864
[Jane inhales]
292
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:09,574
I'm not back.
293
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,038
Not for a while.
294
00:15:16,623 --> 00:15:17,916
What has happened to you?
295
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:21,920
We've lost our longevity.
296
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:23,672
[Niles sighs]
297
00:15:24,172 --> 00:15:25,882
You know about longevity.
298
00:15:26,466 --> 00:15:28,802
We know everything in the future.
299
00:15:31,179 --> 00:15:33,682
SOS. Please respond.
300
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:36,685
This is Victor Stone.
Can anyone hear me?
301
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:39,229
[radio static]
302
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,984
SOS, please respond.
This is Victor Stone.
303
00:15:45,026 --> 00:15:46,153
[sighing] Can anyone hear me?
304
00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:52,117
[sighs] Man, I'm Cyborg again
for less than 24 hours,
305
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,828
and I'm already using
my upgrades to call for help.
306
00:15:55,036 --> 00:15:56,621
[Grid] You're doing a great job, Vic.
307
00:15:56,788 --> 00:15:58,623
Grid! Turn off positive reinforcements.
308
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:00,917
[sighs]
309
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:03,003
[mouse squeaking]
310
00:16:16,516 --> 00:16:17,517
[Jane] Don't worry.
311
00:16:18,351 --> 00:16:21,104
We've done all the fighting
we can about what you've done.
312
00:16:22,814 --> 00:16:23,732
So how about it?
313
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:28,445
You wanna shave off a little more
of Immortus and save our lives?
314
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,406
I'd love to help you, Jane.
315
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,825
But I really can't do that.
316
00:16:34,659 --> 00:16:35,577
Hmm.
317
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:37,954
I know.
318
00:16:38,538 --> 00:16:40,373
[inhales deeply]
319
00:16:44,252 --> 00:16:46,296
[Niles] If there's anything
else I can do to help...
320
00:16:49,966 --> 00:16:50,884
They're all gone.
321
00:16:52,093 --> 00:16:52,928
[Niles] Who?
322
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:54,429
The personas?
323
00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:58,642
What does that mean?
324
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:01,311
It means I'm getting old as fuck.
325
00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,774
And I'm losing my mind.
326
00:17:12,989 --> 00:17:14,199
It means I...
327
00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:19,120
can't form a normal fucking relationship
328
00:17:19,287 --> 00:17:22,165
outside of these assholes in this house.
329
00:17:22,749 --> 00:17:25,835
And I need to figure out a puzzle...
330
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:30,465
that could change what life I have left.
331
00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:33,260
[inhales deeply]
332
00:17:38,139 --> 00:17:39,140
[exhales]
333
00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:45,146
It means that in some weird,
fucked-up way,
334
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,733
you might be the best person to help me.
335
00:17:57,993 --> 00:18:00,579
[groans, grunts] Where the hell
are you from, anyway?
336
00:18:00,745 --> 00:18:02,747
[Cliff] Oh, I just got here
from fucking your mom.
337
00:18:03,623 --> 00:18:06,876
Apparently I create him
at some point in the future.
338
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:08,753
The future?
339
00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:10,422
Oh, bollocks.
340
00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:12,090
We'll have to
flush your memories after this.
341
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:13,717
You will do no such thing.
342
00:18:13,883 --> 00:18:16,678
Future knowledge is a toxin, Niles.
343
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:19,431
Those who possess it are consumed by it.
344
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,891
[Cliff] That checks out.
My buddies and I discovered a future
345
00:18:22,058 --> 00:18:23,643
where killer Butts
have taken over the earth--
346
00:18:23,810 --> 00:18:26,187
Stop talking about the future.
347
00:18:26,354 --> 00:18:28,732
-[Cliff] I will, if you let me go.
-No!
348
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,525
You've done enough already.
349
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:34,112
[Cliff] No, I haven't.
There are lives depending on me, Niles.
350
00:18:34,529 --> 00:18:36,573
People you are going to love one day.
351
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,242
Oh, right. Pals, just like yourself.
352
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:41,036
[Cliff] I know you think I'm your enemy.
353
00:18:41,369 --> 00:18:42,662
And we're sure as shit not pals.
354
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:44,456
But I understand you now.
355
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,958
You wanna live one day longer
than your daughter, right?
356
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:50,337
[Cliff] Well, I have a grandson, Rory.
357
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,922
All I want is more time with him too.
358
00:18:53,673 --> 00:18:56,343
I'm not asking for a lot, a few crumbs.
359
00:18:56,801 --> 00:18:59,095
That's the least you can do for me.
360
00:18:59,262 --> 00:19:00,472
You owe me that much.
361
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,393
I know what you're thinking.
[chuckles softly]
362
00:19:06,394 --> 00:19:07,687
This robot is ancient.
363
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,565
I've got better hardware in my room.
364
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:14,944
[inhales] But Mr. Invincible is
why we're all here.
365
00:19:15,945 --> 00:19:17,364
Because before you can fly...
366
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:21,618
you must first learn to crawl.
367
00:19:23,286 --> 00:19:24,788
I think it's cute.
368
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:27,207
Well, Mr. Invincible might not
look like much...
369
00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:28,625
[robot whirring]
370
00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:30,168
But he'll surely surprise you.
371
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,295
[Vic, distorted] SOS, please respond.
372
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,297
SOS, please respond.
373
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:36,633
Can anyone hear me?
374
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:38,551
SOS.
375
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:42,889
Vic?
376
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,058
Deric?
377
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:47,185
Are you shitting me?
378
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,104
[all laughing]
379
00:19:49,187 --> 00:19:50,730
Hey, yo, you're on
380
00:19:50,897 --> 00:19:52,524
-Speaker phone.
-What?
381
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,360
Look, I... I need help. I'm stuck.
382
00:19:55,902 --> 00:19:57,028
I'm in the time stream.
383
00:20:08,164 --> 00:20:10,166
[mouse squeaking]
384
00:20:18,591 --> 00:20:20,176
[whooshing]
385
00:20:25,181 --> 00:20:26,808
[whooshing]
386
00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:37,694
-[softly] There you are.
-[whooshing]
387
00:20:40,488 --> 00:20:41,990
[Madame Rouge grunts]
388
00:20:43,032 --> 00:20:43,867
[stapler clicks]
389
00:20:45,076 --> 00:20:47,370
Well, kind of hope that hurt.
390
00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:54,711
[knocking on door]
391
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:56,588
[knocking continues]
392
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:05,013
Dr. Caulder. Sorry to startle you. I...
393
00:21:05,346 --> 00:21:06,639
I knocked and there was no answer.
394
00:21:06,806 --> 00:21:09,184
So |I assumed I could just
pop in and drop these off.
395
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:11,144
Fine. Leave them and go.
396
00:21:11,352 --> 00:21:14,856
Yes, well, I have more candidates
for your Immortus project.
397
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:19,694
Hand them here.
398
00:21:27,827 --> 00:21:29,245
[clicks tongue] Yes, well, um...
399
00:21:32,415 --> 00:21:33,249
Go.
400
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:34,834
Sorry to interrupt again.
401
00:21:36,836 --> 00:21:38,379
Actually, you know, that's not all.
402
00:21:38,546 --> 00:21:40,089
I... [inhales deeply]
403
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,926
I know you don't think much
of me or... or my methods,
404
00:21:43,092 --> 00:21:44,928
but I want you to know that I...
405
00:21:45,553 --> 00:21:49,474
[sighs] I respect your work, and I'm...
406
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:52,769
I truly believe that I would be
a great asset to you.
407
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:53,770
Ms. De Mille--
408
00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:55,647
If only someone would
just take a flyer on me,
409
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:58,483
and you could always use an ally--
410
00:21:58,650 --> 00:21:59,818
Ms. De Mille!
411
00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:04,364
I've had my eye on you for some time.
412
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,867
I have observed your ambition.
413
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,745
Your single-mindedness.
414
00:22:12,997 --> 00:22:15,041
And your ability to compromise.
415
00:22:15,458 --> 00:22:19,295
And what those concessions
have done to your character.
416
00:22:20,588 --> 00:22:24,050
It is my opinion that you are simply
417
00:22:24,759 --> 00:22:27,887
not cut out for the Bureau.
418
00:22:34,310 --> 00:22:35,144
Well...
419
00:22:37,772 --> 00:22:39,023
That's...
420
00:22:39,482 --> 00:22:42,026
quite a lot to digest, so I...
421
00:22:44,612 --> 00:22:46,573
-shall just see myself out.
-Hmm.
422
00:22:49,909 --> 00:22:51,035
[groans]
423
00:22:59,502 --> 00:23:00,879
[exhales deeply]
424
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:02,964
[Niles breathing heavily]
425
00:23:07,510 --> 00:23:09,512
-[alarm blaring]
-[mouse squeaking]
426
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:20,523
I knew there was
something off about you.
427
00:23:28,031 --> 00:23:29,198
[Larry] Thanks for these.
428
00:23:31,993 --> 00:23:35,663
[voice echoing] It is from me?
429
00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:38,458
[Larry] Yeah, that's right.
It's our Keeg.
430
00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:42,587
You know, maybe you could help us.
431
00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:46,466
[voice echoing] You want my help?
432
00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:49,802
[Larry] I know dying shouldn't
be that big of a deal.
433
00:23:49,969 --> 00:23:51,429
I've made it a century, right?
434
00:23:52,096 --> 00:23:54,098
But the thing is, I have Keeg now.
435
00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:58,061
And I've been worrying about
who's gonna take care of him after I go.
436
00:23:58,978 --> 00:23:59,979
I'm thinking...
437
00:24:01,481 --> 00:24:02,523
maybe it could be you.
438
00:24:04,984 --> 00:24:06,778
I... know he'd be safe with you.
439
00:24:07,528 --> 00:24:11,240
And you could maybe teach him things
about himself that I never could.
440
00:24:13,534 --> 00:24:15,703
-No.
-[Larry] Oh.
441
00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:17,705
Did you not hear the part
where I said I'm dying?
442
00:24:18,289 --> 00:24:19,582
This Larry...
443
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,752
not ready for two.
444
00:24:24,295 --> 00:24:27,173
-I am sorry.
-[Larry] You're sorry?
445
00:24:27,382 --> 00:24:29,175
I'm not even supposed to be here.
446
00:24:29,550 --> 00:24:31,928
I'm on a mission to save Rita,
and I'm throwing it away
447
00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:33,846
to ask you for help saving our child.
448
00:24:34,013 --> 00:24:35,390
And you're sorry?
449
00:24:35,723 --> 00:24:37,684
Do you have any idea what you've done?
450
00:24:38,309 --> 00:24:40,019
I wasn't mad at you because you left.
451
00:24:41,145 --> 00:24:45,608
It's because you gave me a second chance
at fatherhood and it's been beautiful.
452
00:24:46,442 --> 00:24:49,070
But now, it's the most
painful thing I've experienced,
453
00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:50,822
because it's all for naught.
454
00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:54,367
I'm fucking dying,
and I can't take care of my child!
455
00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:57,620
[voice echoing] Keeg...
456
00:24:58,329 --> 00:24:59,998
will be well.
457
00:25:00,456 --> 00:25:01,749
[Larry] You don't know that.
He... He's...
458
00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:04,293
He's not as strong as you. He worries...
459
00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:06,254
Why worry?
460
00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:09,132
Because there's a solid chance
that Keeg is what kills me.
461
00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:12,802
Kill?
462
00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:14,804
[Larry grunts]
463
00:25:15,221 --> 00:25:17,015
Yeah. Good. You two talk it out.
464
00:25:20,518 --> 00:25:21,853
[Jane] What is that shit?
465
00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:24,814
[Niles] It's a potion concocted
by a friend.
466
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:27,442
It's supposed to erase memories.
467
00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:29,152
You're going to forget this?
468
00:25:29,944 --> 00:25:33,239
Apparently, knowledge of the future
is more poisonous than this shit.
469
00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:37,076
Well, you might wanna
pour yourself a double,
470
00:25:37,618 --> 00:25:39,245
because I have a question for you.
471
00:25:39,412 --> 00:25:40,997
Well, why not ask the me of your time?
472
00:25:41,330 --> 00:25:42,582
Because you're not there anymore.
473
00:25:48,337 --> 00:25:49,922
[sighs] I see.
474
00:26:02,685 --> 00:26:04,520
Why did we have so many sessions
475
00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:06,481
when you knew I was a lost cause?
476
00:26:07,857 --> 00:26:09,692
Why on earth would you think that?
477
00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:13,029
Because I know there's a room
with a dozen locks on the door
478
00:26:13,196 --> 00:26:15,323
waiting for me at Josh Clay's house.
479
00:26:16,407 --> 00:26:18,493
For your worst-case scenarios.
480
00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:22,789
So I have to assume
you don't have high hopes for me.
481
00:26:24,123 --> 00:26:26,959
It's just that you're sometimes
so hard to reach, Jane.
482
00:26:27,668 --> 00:26:29,504
Your tether is so thin.
483
00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:31,464
So why do you keep trying?
484
00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:33,382
Why are you trying now?
485
00:26:34,675 --> 00:26:35,843
Because I'm your friend.
486
00:26:36,135 --> 00:26:37,345
Do you honestly believe that?
487
00:26:37,553 --> 00:26:38,471
Yes, I do.
488
00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:40,973
I am your incredibly...
489
00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:43,101
imperfect...
490
00:26:43,976 --> 00:26:44,894
friend.
491
00:26:48,064 --> 00:26:49,023
What about you?
492
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,109
Do you still think you're a lost cause?
493
00:26:52,693 --> 00:26:53,694
[Jane sniffles]
494
00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:56,948
It sure as shit looks that way.
495
00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:00,118
I can't find Kay and the others
496
00:27:00,284 --> 00:27:02,787
without solving some
fucking jigsaw puzzle,
497
00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:04,956
and getting my new purpose.
498
00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:07,500
Well, I could help you with that.
I'm quite good at puzzles.
499
00:27:07,667 --> 00:27:10,670
No, it's not like that.
I have to say something to solve it.
500
00:27:11,838 --> 00:27:13,297
And I don't know what that is.
501
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:17,093
Or maybe you do know
what to say but don't want to.
502
00:27:20,513 --> 00:27:21,430
Maybe.
503
00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:26,102
What is it you do want, then?
504
00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:27,854
[Jane inhales sharply]
505
00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:29,438
Peace.
506
00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:36,737
Is there something wrong with that?
507
00:27:39,532 --> 00:27:40,366
No.
508
00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:42,827
It's just that...[sighs]
509
00:27:43,744 --> 00:27:46,789
Until now, your purpose
has always been to survive.
510
00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:52,920
Which means I'm afraid
that you will never find absolute peace.
511
00:28:01,053 --> 00:28:01,971
We're out of foil.
512
00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:03,681
Damn!
513
00:28:04,390 --> 00:28:06,934
[Vic] Look, you don't need
to reconstruct the pod.
514
00:28:07,101 --> 00:28:09,645
To find your solution, we need
to fully understand your condition.
515
00:28:09,812 --> 00:28:12,899
This isn't Apollo 13.
I have air and power.
516
00:28:13,107 --> 00:28:14,442
I just need a way out.
517
00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:15,651
He's not wrong.
518
00:28:16,319 --> 00:28:18,196
Joy, will you let me have this?
519
00:28:18,571 --> 00:28:19,739
[Vic] Forget the pod.
520
00:28:19,906 --> 00:28:22,241
Look, imagine I'm in a hallway
with a million doors.
521
00:28:22,783 --> 00:28:24,285
I just need to open the right one.
522
00:28:24,535 --> 00:28:27,872
That's what I've been saying.
The portals are all about probability.
523
00:28:29,749 --> 00:28:30,791
This kid sounds smart.
524
00:28:31,667 --> 00:28:32,919
I can't believe out of all
the doors I knocked on,
525
00:28:33,085 --> 00:28:34,170
you were the ones who answered.
526
00:28:34,337 --> 00:28:35,296
[Deric] Thank Mr. Invincible.
527
00:28:35,713 --> 00:28:36,964
He's linked to your comm system.
528
00:28:38,716 --> 00:28:39,634
He is?
529
00:28:41,636 --> 00:28:43,721
How does this kid know
how to calculate time portals?
530
00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:46,224
[Deric] Uh...
531
00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:49,477
You.
532
00:28:50,269 --> 00:28:51,395
You taught 'em Vic.
533
00:28:52,688 --> 00:28:54,565
You wanted to be a hero in a new way,
534
00:28:55,441 --> 00:28:56,609
and I'm sitting here looking at it.
535
00:28:57,485 --> 00:28:58,986
I'm talking to the future.
536
00:28:59,278 --> 00:29:00,404
[keyboard clacking]
537
00:29:04,325 --> 00:29:05,743
You're talking to your future.
538
00:29:06,118 --> 00:29:07,370
[Vic sighs]
539
00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:12,333
How does this happen? What do I do?
540
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:13,334
[Deric] How about
541
00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:17,255
we focus on getting you to the present
and let the future take care of itself.
542
00:29:17,546 --> 00:29:18,631
[Vic sighs]
543
00:29:20,049 --> 00:29:21,050
[exhales] Okay.
544
00:29:22,218 --> 00:29:23,261
[grunts] There you go.
545
00:29:23,427 --> 00:29:24,804
[Cliff] I sincerely hope
546
00:29:24,887 --> 00:29:26,138
-that hurts like hell.
-[Kipling groans]
547
00:29:26,764 --> 00:29:29,433
Let's vanish. I'm sobering up.
548
00:29:32,478 --> 00:29:34,272
I'm sorry for whatever
has happened to you.
549
00:29:35,189 --> 00:29:36,440
For whatever I may...
550
00:29:37,525 --> 00:29:38,985
or may not do to you.
551
00:29:40,027 --> 00:29:42,071
But I am not that man yet.
552
00:29:43,030 --> 00:29:44,323
And if I become him...
553
00:29:45,324 --> 00:29:46,158
then...
554
00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:50,329
we will cross that bridge
when we come to it.
555
00:29:51,497 --> 00:29:52,873
-Let's go.
-[feedback on megaphone]
556
00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:54,458
[man on megaphone] Dr. Niles Caulder.
557
00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:57,253
This is Ernst and Wilhelm Bischoff.
558
00:29:57,461 --> 00:30:00,673
Assistant Koblers
to Dr. Heinrich Von Fuchs.
559
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:04,677
If you return the artifact,
we will execute you quickly.
560
00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:06,846
[Cliff] News flash. The Nazis are here.
561
00:30:07,638 --> 00:30:08,764
What the fuck are you doing?
562
00:30:10,349 --> 00:30:14,353
I was told, in no uncertain terms,
not to get involved.
563
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:17,690
Nobody is rooting harder for you than I.
564
00:30:18,190 --> 00:30:20,192
[Cliff] So, you've always been
a massive cock.
565
00:30:20,276 --> 00:30:23,029
Look, everything's fine.
566
00:30:24,780 --> 00:30:25,656
They're bluffing.
567
00:30:26,574 --> 00:30:27,616
I destroyed their armory
568
00:30:27,783 --> 00:30:29,243
-after I stole the necklace.
-[men yelling]
569
00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:30,870
[man screaming]
570
00:30:30,953 --> 00:30:31,787
[Cliff] The fuck?
571
00:30:32,246 --> 00:30:35,666
Kipling, for the love
of Churchill's ball bag...
572
00:30:35,958 --> 00:30:37,585
unfreeze me!
573
00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:40,796
-Fine, fuck it. Yortlaw!
-[Cliff grunting]
574
00:30:41,255 --> 00:30:43,090
Motherfucker!
575
00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:46,385
Ooh, axes?
576
00:30:46,677 --> 00:30:48,804
That's the best you could do? Hal
577
00:30:49,221 --> 00:30:52,808
All right, let's see
how your hatchets do against my Goliath.
578
00:30:53,059 --> 00:30:55,144
[Cliff] Oh, so now we're buddies.
579
00:30:55,227 --> 00:30:56,645
[electrical buzzing]
580
00:30:57,313 --> 00:30:58,606
All right, you're up.
581
00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:00,232
Take their heads off.
582
00:31:00,441 --> 00:31:02,943
[Cliff] Yeah, here's the thing.
You created me with one weakness.
583
00:31:03,110 --> 00:31:04,028
Electricity.
584
00:31:04,278 --> 00:31:05,946
-How's that?
-[Cliff] I'm a brain,
585
00:31:06,113 --> 00:31:08,532
in liquid, surrounded by metal.
586
00:31:09,325 --> 00:31:11,994
Don't look at me like that.
You created my ass.
587
00:31:12,161 --> 00:31:14,830
Now you want me
to take on two electric axes?
588
00:31:14,997 --> 00:31:16,332
[Niles] Fine! May 1?
589
00:31:18,459 --> 00:31:19,377
Thank you.
590
00:31:20,294 --> 00:31:22,296
[man 1 screaming]
591
00:31:23,506 --> 00:31:25,466
How about one electric axe?
592
00:31:25,716 --> 00:31:26,592
[man 2] Bruder?
593
00:31:27,009 --> 00:31:28,094
Bruder?
594
00:31:28,594 --> 00:31:29,553
[Cliff] Fine!
595
00:31:30,888 --> 00:31:32,306
[grunting]
596
00:31:33,474 --> 00:31:34,350
[man 2 yelling]
597
00:31:36,894 --> 00:31:37,853
Fucking hell!
598
00:31:38,979 --> 00:31:40,564
Did you see that?
599
00:31:40,731 --> 00:31:42,233
[Cliff groaning]
600
00:31:42,983 --> 00:31:45,236
Damn it. I'm stuck!
601
00:31:47,029 --> 00:31:48,781
You didn't freeze him again, did you?
602
00:31:49,657 --> 00:31:52,034
[Cliff] Yeah, like I said, Parkinson's.
603
00:31:52,493 --> 00:31:53,577
It happens.
604
00:31:53,994 --> 00:31:54,995
-[creaking]
-[Cliff] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
605
00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:57,373
Oh, shit! Whoa!
606
00:31:57,998 --> 00:31:58,999
[groans]
607
00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:00,751
[mouse squeaking]
608
00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:02,878
How long are you gonna
keep this game up, hmm?
609
00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:04,713
I know you're a shifter.
610
00:32:05,631 --> 00:32:09,343
Okay, I'm gonna take you out,
and you're going to talk to me.
611
00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:13,180
And if you try anything,
I'll have the guards take care of you.
612
00:32:13,848 --> 00:32:14,682
Okay?
613
00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:16,225
Okay.
614
00:32:16,308 --> 00:32:18,310
[mouse squeaking]
615
00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:26,902
Now...
616
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:30,156
Show me who you really are.
617
00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:32,491
[squeaking]
618
00:32:39,999 --> 00:32:41,542
-Cute.
-Cute?
619
00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:43,794
How is your mind not fucking blown?
620
00:32:43,961 --> 00:32:45,963
I'm you, you fucking idiot.
621
00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:48,340
I know a grifter when I see one.
622
00:32:48,883 --> 00:32:51,177
Or did you think
I'd be so stunned by this
623
00:32:51,677 --> 00:32:53,721
bizarrely dressed version of myself
624
00:32:53,888 --> 00:32:56,849
that you'd get the drop on me?
I invented that play.
625
00:32:57,016 --> 00:32:57,850
I know.
626
00:32:58,017 --> 00:33:01,812
Because I invented that play.
Because I am you.
627
00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:04,815
-Prove it.
-How?
628
00:33:05,691 --> 00:33:08,235
We haven't trusted a soul
since we were 14.
629
00:33:08,861 --> 00:33:09,778
Remember?
630
00:33:10,946 --> 00:33:12,573
Our parents led the mob.
631
00:33:13,157 --> 00:33:16,452
Chased us out of town
because we revealed our abilities.
632
00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:22,249
Sorry. Had to do it.
633
00:33:26,962 --> 00:33:29,089
[Cliff] Yeah, yep. That's the stuff.
634
00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:31,800
Almost there, fellas. I can feel it.
635
00:33:32,051 --> 00:33:33,427
Just a little more elbow grease.
636
00:33:33,594 --> 00:33:35,429
-Come on, push!
-I am pushing. You push.
637
00:33:35,513 --> 00:33:36,514
[both grunting]
638
00:33:36,889 --> 00:33:38,516
[both straining]
639
00:33:39,934 --> 00:33:41,393
[Cliff grunting]
640
00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:46,440
Boom!
641
00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:50,027
If I'm the man that builds you,
then I'm a goddamn genius.
642
00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:53,113
No. You're a monster.
643
00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:56,158
[man 2 yelling]
644
00:33:56,242 --> 00:33:57,076
[Cliff] Chief, look out!
645
00:33:58,077 --> 00:33:59,370
[bones cracking]
646
00:34:00,246 --> 00:34:01,080
Niles!
647
00:34:02,248 --> 00:34:03,374
Forgive me, Bunbury
648
00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:07,628
[whooshing]
649
00:34:09,588 --> 00:34:11,632
-[man 2 groaning, choking]
-[metal clanks]
650
00:34:13,425 --> 00:34:14,510
[man 2 gasping]
651
00:34:14,593 --> 00:34:15,594
[grunts]
652
00:34:18,514 --> 00:34:21,433
-[Cliff] Chief?
-[Niles groaning]
653
00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:24,687
So...
654
00:34:25,896 --> 00:34:27,523
You're me from the future?
655
00:34:27,690 --> 00:34:31,694
Yes, I came
for Caulder's Immortus artifact.
656
00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:33,153
Why? What does it do?
657
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:34,863
For us? Not a thing.
658
00:34:35,030 --> 00:34:37,324
But my friends need it, and...
659
00:34:37,491 --> 00:34:38,325
I need them.
660
00:34:38,617 --> 00:34:40,703
Well, time traveling to the Ant Farm
661
00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:43,163
is quite a risk to take
for your friends.
662
00:34:43,330 --> 00:34:44,999
Well, they help me be a better person.
663
00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:47,418
And why would we need to be better?
664
00:34:53,257 --> 00:34:55,342
Because I have spent my entire existence
665
00:34:55,509 --> 00:34:58,053
trying to undo
all the horrible shit that we've done.
666
00:34:58,846 --> 00:35:00,598
I know you want to believe you're good.
667
00:35:00,848 --> 00:35:04,059
You want power
So you can change the world.
668
00:35:04,935 --> 00:35:07,896
But this isn't the way.
The Bureau isn't the way.
669
00:35:09,523 --> 00:35:12,818
[laughs] But that's
just your opinion, isn't it?
670
00:35:13,235 --> 00:35:15,738
Because I'm not you.
671
00:35:16,405 --> 00:35:17,406
Not yet.
672
00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:19,575
I'm sure you believe you're good,
673
00:35:19,950 --> 00:35:23,245
because you have become
a master at deception.
674
00:35:23,829 --> 00:35:25,581
I mean,
you've even managed to con yourself
675
00:35:25,664 --> 00:35:27,750
as to your noble intentions.
676
00:35:29,335 --> 00:35:31,170
-That's not true.
-But I know it is,
677
00:35:31,837 --> 00:35:35,758
because I am working hard over here
and I am still no better than you.
678
00:35:36,425 --> 00:35:37,509
And I know now...
679
00:35:38,594 --> 00:35:39,470
we won't change.
680
00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:42,222
Not till it's too late.
681
00:35:42,973 --> 00:35:46,602
[inhales sharply] I'm a good person,
you fucking bitch.
682
00:35:47,019 --> 00:35:49,396
No, you're not.
683
00:35:49,813 --> 00:35:51,815
[both grunting]
684
00:35:55,611 --> 00:35:56,570
[Vic] How are we doing, Detroiticons?
685
00:35:56,737 --> 00:35:57,571
[Deric] Working hard, Vic.
686
00:35:57,905 --> 00:35:58,822
Don't worry.
687
00:35:59,114 --> 00:36:00,282
These kids are geniuses.
688
00:36:00,741 --> 00:36:02,368
- I got it. [sighs]
-Oh, thank God!
689
00:36:02,534 --> 00:36:05,162
Oh, I swear, I was for sure
we were screwed.
690
00:36:06,205 --> 00:36:07,039
So, where's the portal?
691
00:36:07,247 --> 00:36:08,415
Exactly where you came from.
692
00:36:08,582 --> 00:36:10,459
No, that can't be right.
Grid already checked there.
693
00:36:10,626 --> 00:36:11,794
There's a back door.
694
00:36:12,211 --> 00:36:13,045
A back door?
695
00:36:13,545 --> 00:36:15,422
Mr. Stone can get to it.
The portal will be there.
696
00:36:17,591 --> 00:36:18,717
How can this kid be so certain?
697
00:36:18,884 --> 00:36:19,718
[Joy] Because it's math.
698
00:36:19,885 --> 00:36:21,261
I've run the calculations.
699
00:36:21,470 --> 00:36:22,388
[Vic] So has Grid.
700
00:36:23,013 --> 00:36:26,350
Yeah, but your version of Grid
doesn't have the data our setup has.
701
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,227
[Joy] Listen, if you wanna waste time
702
00:36:28,394 --> 00:36:29,937
and check my work, be my guest.
703
00:36:30,020 --> 00:36:31,563
Whoa, hold up. Joy.
704
00:36:32,189 --> 00:36:33,107
We trust you.
705
00:36:33,732 --> 00:36:34,566
Vic,
706
00:36:34,733 --> 00:36:36,652
can we transmit the coordinates
in an update to Grid?
707
00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:39,071
Do what you have to do.
708
00:36:40,781 --> 00:36:41,907
[door opens]
709
00:36:43,283 --> 00:36:44,493
[door closes]
710
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,083
What did I miss?
711
00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:53,961
[Joy] We're saving you
from the time stream.
712
00:36:54,294 --> 00:36:55,421
You have your doubts, though.
713
00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:56,880
-[keyboard clacking]
-[chuckles softly]
714
00:36:58,632 --> 00:37:00,300
It'll work. [sighs]
715
00:37:03,220 --> 00:37:04,221
I checked their work.
716
00:37:06,223 --> 00:37:07,725
[Grid] I have received new coordinates.
717
00:37:07,891 --> 00:37:09,268
There appears to be a portal
718
00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:11,603
at the very spot
from which we entered the time stream.
719
00:37:15,315 --> 00:37:16,859
[Vic breathing heavily]
720
00:37:16,942 --> 00:37:19,361
Grid, recall the knuckles.
721
00:37:20,904 --> 00:37:22,281
[both grunting]
722
00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:24,867
No, I don't deserve this. I'm good.
723
00:37:25,033 --> 00:37:26,952
Good? You're good?
724
00:37:29,079 --> 00:37:30,789
-[yelps]
-[grunts]
725
00:37:31,457 --> 00:37:33,125
We're the fucking weapon!
726
00:37:33,208 --> 00:37:35,085
[grunting]
727
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:43,051
Please, why? Why? Please, why?
728
00:37:43,385 --> 00:37:45,721
Because I fucking hate us!
729
00:37:46,346 --> 00:37:47,973
[screaming]
730
00:37:49,183 --> 00:37:51,185
[panting]
731
00:37:53,145 --> 00:37:54,188
[Cliff] Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
732
00:37:54,563 --> 00:37:57,941
Oh, my God! No! Chief, talk to me.
733
00:37:58,734 --> 00:38:00,152
I can't feel my legs.
734
00:38:00,903 --> 00:38:02,613
Hold tight, Caulder.
735
00:38:02,821 --> 00:38:04,364
I'll get us out of here
and get you some help.
736
00:38:04,531 --> 00:38:07,659
[Cliff] I can't... No.
This isn't happening now.
737
00:38:07,743 --> 00:38:09,495
-[lighter clicks]
-This can't be on me.
738
00:38:10,496 --> 00:38:12,748
Please! This isn't fair.
739
00:38:12,956 --> 00:38:15,292
I'm not the one
who broke your fucking back.
740
00:38:17,586 --> 00:38:18,629
You are...
741
00:38:20,380 --> 00:38:22,549
quite magnificent.
742
00:38:23,967 --> 00:38:24,885
[Cliff] I'm sorry.
743
00:38:28,347 --> 00:38:30,265
[Niles exhales]
744
00:38:38,982 --> 00:38:40,234
[Niles sighs]
745
00:38:43,362 --> 00:38:45,364
[Niles groaning]
746
00:38:49,159 --> 00:38:52,621
I've seen and done
some nastiness in my life.
747
00:38:52,871 --> 00:38:55,916
But taking longevity
from a dying man, that...
748
00:38:57,042 --> 00:38:58,627
is true fuckery.
749
00:38:59,169 --> 00:39:01,463
I mean, like you said,
he owes you, right?
750
00:39:02,172 --> 00:39:05,217
So, I suppose, now you're even.
751
00:39:08,512 --> 00:39:10,180
[Cliff cries] You're gonna wipe
his memory of this, right?
752
00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:11,598
Wipe his memory?
753
00:39:12,808 --> 00:39:13,851
He's dying.
754
00:39:17,229 --> 00:39:19,106
[Cliff shouting]
Why is everything on me?
755
00:39:19,356 --> 00:39:22,693
Everyone else gets to
cruise through life, completely amoral.
756
00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:23,861
What about me?
757
00:39:24,069 --> 00:39:27,030
Why do I have to be
tortured by everything?
758
00:39:28,448 --> 00:39:30,117
[Niles groans softly]
759
00:39:56,435 --> 00:39:58,478
-[portal whooshing]
-[Cliff grunts]
760
00:40:01,481 --> 00:40:03,108
[Larry] Hey, you know,
I hate to be pushy,
761
00:40:03,191 --> 00:40:04,568
but we're on a bit of a clock.
762
00:40:05,903 --> 00:40:07,154
[grunts]
763
00:40:12,659 --> 00:40:14,077
Yes, I know. [sighs]
764
00:40:14,161 --> 00:40:16,121
He thinks he's going
to throw me into the sun.
765
00:40:16,663 --> 00:40:19,917
[voice echoing] No, this is different.
766
00:40:21,209 --> 00:40:22,544
Not death.
767
00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:26,006
-New life.
-[Larry] New life?
768
00:40:26,548 --> 00:40:28,091
I... I become new life?
769
00:40:28,884 --> 00:40:29,843
In the sun?
770
00:40:30,093 --> 00:40:34,514
Wha... Are you trying to tell me
that we become a fucking sun?
771
00:40:39,227 --> 00:40:42,105
Wait, what does that even mean?
Okay, why would we ever do that?
772
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:47,235
Hey, answer me.
773
00:40:47,361 --> 00:40:49,279
[portal whooshing]
774
00:40:50,364 --> 00:40:53,784
[voice echoing] You are
stronger than my Larry.
775
00:40:54,910 --> 00:40:55,994
But still...
776
00:40:57,287 --> 00:40:58,664
So much fear.
777
00:41:00,457 --> 00:41:02,334
You pass it to Keeg.
778
00:41:03,502 --> 00:41:05,545
[Larry scoffs] Why would you say
something so cruel?
779
00:41:07,381 --> 00:41:09,049
[grunting]
780
00:41:11,843 --> 00:41:12,886
I can do more...
781
00:41:14,221 --> 00:41:15,764
than what she made me for.
782
00:41:16,890 --> 00:41:19,267
[inhales sharply] You know,
you might not believe this,
783
00:41:20,018 --> 00:41:22,145
but I have made progress.
784
00:41:22,896 --> 00:41:24,564
The other lunatics in this house,
785
00:41:24,731 --> 00:41:28,276
-I've actually become friends with them.
-[Niles grunts]
786
00:41:29,444 --> 00:41:30,445
Maybe...
787
00:41:31,947 --> 00:41:35,575
the others are extensions
of your purpose.
788
00:41:36,576 --> 00:41:38,870
They've helped you survive.
You've helped them.
789
00:41:39,454 --> 00:41:42,374
Maybe if you let it out,
it might free you to do...
790
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:45,544
even more than you were designed for.
791
00:41:46,753 --> 00:41:48,005
More even than...
792
00:41:48,922 --> 00:41:51,091
whatever this new purpose might be.
793
00:41:52,134 --> 00:41:55,721
How do I even know I want a new purpose?
794
00:41:59,558 --> 00:42:01,643
I'm so tired of being me.
795
00:42:02,728 --> 00:42:03,687
Right.
796
00:42:05,188 --> 00:42:06,148
You want peace.
797
00:42:06,398 --> 00:42:07,482
I mean, fuck!
798
00:42:07,858 --> 00:42:09,192
If not me, then who?
799
00:42:11,236 --> 00:42:12,487
How about Kay?
800
00:42:13,572 --> 00:42:17,200
She's the one who created all of you
to do the tasks that she can't.
801
00:42:18,118 --> 00:42:19,202
So maybe...
802
00:42:21,496 --> 00:42:23,373
you solving your puzzle...
803
00:42:24,499 --> 00:42:25,417
could free her...
804
00:42:27,502 --> 00:42:29,337
to search for her peace.
805
00:42:34,468 --> 00:42:35,719
What about the rest of us?
806
00:42:36,261 --> 00:42:37,763
Yes, but Kay...
807
00:42:39,222 --> 00:42:40,557
Kay is the one who suffered.
808
00:42:42,309 --> 00:42:44,394
Kay is the one
who went through the trauma.
809
00:42:44,895 --> 00:42:45,979
That's not true.
810
00:42:47,439 --> 00:42:48,356
[Hammerhead] Come on, Jane.
811
00:42:49,608 --> 00:42:50,525
Say it.
812
00:42:58,784 --> 00:43:00,702
-[Jane exhales shakily]
-You've always known.
813
00:43:02,412 --> 00:43:03,246
Just say it.
814
00:43:07,793 --> 00:43:10,796
[inhales, exhales shakily]
815
00:43:12,839 --> 00:43:14,091
It happened to all of us.
816
00:43:19,805 --> 00:43:20,847
It happened to me.
817
00:43:26,853 --> 00:43:28,772
[breathing heavily]
818
00:43:29,147 --> 00:43:30,607
I was raped by my father.
819
00:43:36,113 --> 00:43:37,781
The moment we were created...
820
00:43:40,325 --> 00:43:41,910
we could feel the memory.
821
00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:48,834
[Jane gasps]
822
00:43:56,758 --> 00:43:59,052
[exhales]
823
00:44:15,152 --> 00:44:17,154
[Jane chuckles]
824
00:44:35,172 --> 00:44:37,174
[doors rattling]
825
00:44:43,513 --> 00:44:46,183
Please. Come with us.
826
00:45:01,031 --> 00:45:03,033
[rumbling]
827
00:45:11,833 --> 00:45:12,834
[thudding]
828
00:45:19,424 --> 00:45:20,342
It's all right.
829
00:45:21,092 --> 00:45:22,135
We don't need it anymore.
830
00:45:24,095 --> 00:45:25,013
We're all together now.
831
00:45:27,557 --> 00:45:28,475
Where are we going?
832
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,354
I wanna show you
what I've been building.
833
00:45:34,856 --> 00:45:36,858
[ethereal music playing]
834
00:45:52,874 --> 00:45:54,876
[portal whooshing]
835
00:46:16,690 --> 00:46:17,524
[Larry] Three shots.
836
00:46:18,233 --> 00:46:20,360
We had three shots and we failed.
837
00:46:23,154 --> 00:46:24,364
We don't need the longevity.
838
00:46:26,116 --> 00:46:27,117
We have each other.
839
00:46:28,034 --> 00:46:31,037
And when we come together
as one, we can do anything.
840
00:46:32,998 --> 00:46:34,416
[Cliff] Jane's giving the pep talk?
841
00:46:35,041 --> 00:46:36,209
That's where we are?
842
00:46:37,002 --> 00:46:38,712
Which persona are you right now?
843
00:46:41,923 --> 00:46:42,924
I'm all of us.
844
00:46:45,885 --> 00:46:47,971
I am the Kaleidoscope.
845
00:46:49,889 --> 00:46:50,890
[Madame Rouge] Uh...
846
00:46:52,142 --> 00:46:55,145
What the hell does that mean,
you're the Kaleidoscope?
847
00:46:55,729 --> 00:46:56,771
I don't totally know.
848
00:46:58,857 --> 00:46:59,899
I'm working that out.
849
00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:05,071
[Vic] Screw it.
850
00:47:05,488 --> 00:47:06,323
Jane's right.
851
00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:08,450
Young or old, it doesn't matter.
852
00:47:08,950 --> 00:47:09,993
We have to do what's right.
853
00:47:10,076 --> 00:47:12,662
And that means
going back there and putting up a fight.
854
00:47:13,079 --> 00:47:14,080
[Larry] Fight who, exactly?
855
00:47:14,873 --> 00:47:16,166
The all-powerful Immortus?
856
00:47:16,624 --> 00:47:18,626
And the ever-growing horde of Butts?
857
00:47:19,085 --> 00:47:21,046
Whoever we have to
in order to save the world.
858
00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:22,380
[Larry sighs]
859
00:47:24,841 --> 00:47:25,717
To save Rita.
860
00:47:26,968 --> 00:47:28,470
The hell, maybe even save ourselves.
861
00:47:30,555 --> 00:47:31,389
[curt] Fuck it.
862
00:47:32,057 --> 00:47:33,308
I'm going to hell anyway.
863
00:47:33,767 --> 00:47:35,393
If the last thing we do before we croak
864
00:47:35,477 --> 00:47:37,437
is take those motherfuckers with us,
865
00:47:37,896 --> 00:47:39,189
it is what it is.
866
00:47:41,816 --> 00:47:42,650
Grid?
867
00:47:43,777 --> 00:47:45,779
Proceed to the coordinates
that you received.
868
00:47:47,572 --> 00:47:48,490
We're going home.
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