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[Larry] Previously on Doom Patrol...
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Doom Patrol Day?
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Fuck [in demonic voice] no!
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[singing] Nothing is weird
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On
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Immortimas Day
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[Cliff] All right, fuck off.
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I didn't lose our longevity.
We all lost our longevity together.
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[Kay] She's feeling lost.
But she'll be all right.
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Somebody help me, please!
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If anybody can put the pieces together,
it's Jane.
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Fucking hate puzzles.
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-[Larry] Stay with me.
-[Rama] Don't let go!
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-[Larry] I've got you.
-[both gasping in relief]
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[Larry] I have to figure out what to do
with the little time I have left.
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- I told you this was--
-Some superhero shit.
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Yeah, I know.
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But you left before I could remind you,
you ain't a superhero anymore.
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[Dr. Yu] They were born
as conjoined twins.
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One of them, I've named Nicholas,
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and the other I've named Theodore.
Teddy.
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[Vic] And you must be
the, uh... the Butt Hunter.
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Recently, I came into possession
of the final target.
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Didn't behave like the others.
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Seemed sick.
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I put it on ice to transport it.
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But make no mistake,
this thing is not dead.
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Not all the way.
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[growling]
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Sorry, little guy.
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New rules coming from the Bureau.
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They want me to shoot to Kill.
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Last one.
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I always get my Butt.
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[voice] Indeed you do.
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I could use a man of your skills.
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The fuck is this?
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You're supposed to be extinct.
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[Teddy] You have no idea
what we're capable of.
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Scrubbing our names
from the Bureau's roster was nothing.
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"Our names"?
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[Zombie Butts snarling]
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[Teddy] Now then,
I need you to find someone.
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Okay.
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Vic?
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It's 3:00 a.m.
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You okay?
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Why did you want to meet here?
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This wouldn't have anything to do with
me singing and dancing
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in an Immortimas onesie, would it?
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You remember my friend Deric?
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Robotics club, right?
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-Yeah.
-You used to be attached at the hip.
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[Vic] I went to see him
not too long ago.
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And we fell back into our old ways.
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I'm glad to hear that.
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You said you wanted to find your bliss.
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[Vic] I did what I thought I wanted,
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but it led me right back here.
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Deric thinks I should be Cyborg again.
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Do you want me to be Cyborg?
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I made that decision for you
once before and look where it got us.
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But I have to admit,
I was a little relieved
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when you let that part of your life go.
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I thought my boy wouldn't be
risking his life every day.
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And yet...
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And yet?
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Well, come on, man.
You didn't get a job,
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pick up a new hobby, start a business.
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You didn't even come home.
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You kept doing the hero thing
and risking your life anyway.
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Just without the tech.
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Why?
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[sighs]
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I don't know.
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Victor, a man always knows
why he moves the way he does.
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You can lie to me all you want.
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You start lying to yourself,
that's when you're in trouble.
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I wanted to help people.
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I think I still do.
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Can I show you something?
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Hmm.
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-[rapid knocking at door]
-All right. Jeez Louise.
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Keep your hair on. God damn it.
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Give me a goddamn--
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-Hi.
-Fuck! Jesus Christ!
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-[grunts] Oh, my...
-[grunts]
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[Madame Rouge groans]
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Right.
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Okay, I knew it wasn't
going to be so easy for you to back off.
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So if it is revenge that you want,
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you are going to have
to go through all of them.
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Please don't kill me.
I don't want to die. Please.
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[laughing]
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Ah. You are too funny.
Love that about you.
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No, I'm not here to kill you guys.
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I am here to invite you
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to my new one-woman theatrical event.
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I'm sorry. Come again. What?
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I've done a lot of soul searching
in the past eight hours,
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after you and your friends
completely destroyed my holiday utopia.
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And I realized it wasn't super cool
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to force all of humanity to love me.
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-I'm not Disney. [chuckles]
-No.
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If I want people's respect,
then I need to do the work.
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So, drum roll, please.
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I'm work shopping it this afternoon
at the Cloverton Playhouse.
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And then we, me... I open tonight.
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-Wow. That's some--
-Fast, I know.
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But I'm being realistic.
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Probably won't make it to Broadway
till, like, next week, so...
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It'd mean the world to me if you
and your weird friends could come.
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You all really keep me grounded.
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Well then, I will check with them.
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Great! I'll see you tonight.
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Cloverton Playhouse.
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Yes. The fuck?
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[Larry grunting]
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Oh. God damn it.
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[Rama] You all right?
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[Larry] I'm fine.
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Why are you digging
a giant hole in the ground?
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It's not a hole.
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Ooh. Dark.
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Isn't it a tad premature
to be getting your affairs in order?
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-[Larry groaning]
-Let me help you.
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No. I said I'm fine.
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You're not fine.
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Okay, you got me.
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My skin is thinning
and my body's breaking down.
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You happy?
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Can't all go on vacation like you.
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It's not a vacation.
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I need to see where I'm from.
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Where I'm supposed to be from
before I...
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Before you what?
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The elements in my body,
they're unstable.
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More so by the day.
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Once I see Tamil Nadu...
I'm going to rent a boat,
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sail deep out into the Bay of Bengal...
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and go for one last swim.
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Then, while I still have
control over my abilities,
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turn myself into a block of lead.
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And that will be that.
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And you call me dark?
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Well, at least it's more poetic
than digging your own grave
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in front of some rotting greenhouse.
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You could come with me.
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I can't. I have to do this for Keeg.
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I know he can survive
inside these orchids.
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At least this way, we'll be together.
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Doesn't really seem fair to Keeg.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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The whole reason
he and I are in this mess
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is because I gave up my longevity,
chasing your stupid dream.
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I know.
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And I am so sorry to both of you.
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I know we said
we'd try to find another way, but...
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I don't know what else to do.
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Do you?
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[sighs]
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You know, for a second there,
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I really thought we might
find our way through this.
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Fuck you for giving me hope.
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[sighs]
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Ah! Much better.
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All right, Bendy. If anybody's going to
care about the shit, it's you.
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Excuse me, would you kindly get off?
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What are you doing?
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I'm just taking a breather.
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Releasing my form
helps with my arthritis.
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No joints, no joint pain.
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-Uh-huh.
-That being said,
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there is still work to be done.
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-[groans]
-Indeed there is.
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We have just had a visit
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by none other than Isabel Feathers.
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Oh. How is she?
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[Madame Rouge] How is she?
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This isn't some bloody old schoolmate
that you just ran into at the market.
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This is Immortus.
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She's a supervillain.
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Is she, though?
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I have to admit,
Immortimas may have been
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a somewhat ham-fisted attempt at glory,
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but it wasn't all that bad.
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Honestly, I found a lot of joy
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in my role as leader
of the household. [chuckles]
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That's why it looks like Julia Child
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went on a cocaine binge then, is it?
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[Rita grunting]
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-Can I help--
-I can do it myself.
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Thank you very much.
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We never did get to sit down
to that family dinner,
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so I figured what better time than now.
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I think there are some
more pressing matters to worry about
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-than a chicken parmigiana.
-Nonsense.
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Best we spend what little time
we have left together.
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In moments of crisis,
families are supposed to come together
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and rally around each other.
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What more can we do? Hmm?
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Let me get back to you on that.
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[exhales deeply]
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[sniffles]
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[upbeat rock song playing]
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[song fades]
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[chuckles]
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[laughing]
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Hello?
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What the fuck?
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Hammerhead?
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Pentecost.
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Pretty Polly.
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Flit.
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Where are you?
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Come here.
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What's going on?
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What's happening?
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[singing] She's a pretty good...
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That's my good girl. Good girl.
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-[woman 1] Say it.
-[woman 2] Say it.
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-[woman 3] Say it.
-[woman 4] Say it.
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-[woman 5] Say it.
-[woman 6] Say it.
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[woman 7] Say it.
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-[Cliff] Jane!
-[woman 8] Say it.
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-[woman 9] Say it.
-[Cliff] Jane!
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-[screaming]
-[Cliff] Jane!
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You all right?
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What the fuck did you do? [grunts]
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What? Nothing.
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You were just sitting there,
tearing that fucking thing apart.
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Fuck!
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So, anyway, do you want to go to Florida
and see my daughter?
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What?
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I finally got my stud-wagon together,
and I'm driving it down to-fucking-day.
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Does it look like I want to drive
to Florida to see your daughter?
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-Fuck off.
-Okay.
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Do you want to go to Florida,
see my daughter
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and blow up some toilets with M-80s?
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I got a guy.
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[alarm blaring]
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Jane says she's too old for this shit,
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and some of us have places to be,
so let's hear it.
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After several failed attempts
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at pulling you out
of your respective asses,
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I took a closer look
at the Wally Sage files
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that Bendy and I stole
from the Ant Farm.
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And I found something.
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-[Rita and Larry] Ew!
-[Cliff laughing]
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What in God's name is that?
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This photo is Isabel's
World of Wut appearance
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a couple of days back,
and I noticed this on her lower neck.
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[Larry] She should really
get that checked out.
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Wait for it.
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[Rita, Larry and Cliff groaning]
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-Is that a fossilized little turd?
-[Madame Rouge] No.
257
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:32,676
This was a necklace worn
by one Dr. Niles Caulder.
258
00:17:32,842 --> 00:17:35,971
[Cliff] Chief wore a little turd
around his neck?
259
00:17:36,137 --> 00:17:38,223
The clothes maketh the man.
260
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,141
Take a closer look,
261
00:17:41,184 --> 00:17:45,355
and see if there's
any similarities there.
262
00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:48,692
-Anything at all.
-[Cliff] Um...
263
00:17:48,775 --> 00:17:52,070
[sighs] When Isabel fell
into that time stream--
264
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:55,198
-Because of you.
-Yes, Cliff.
265
00:17:56,491 --> 00:17:58,159
When she fell in,
266
00:17:58,326 --> 00:18:00,954
she was trapped there for millennia.
267
00:18:01,746 --> 00:18:03,081
It did something to her.
268
00:18:03,915 --> 00:18:08,086
The more time passed,
the more her power grew,
269
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:11,131
and it seemed to manifest on her body.
270
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:15,760
This is what makes her Immortus.
271
00:18:16,928 --> 00:18:19,931
This is the source of her power.
272
00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:22,392
-[Larry] But how did it--
-[Madame Rouge] Come off her body?
273
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,644
I don't know, and I don't care to.
274
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,439
But when it did, it fell through time.
275
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:29,649
And according to Wally's research,
276
00:18:29,816 --> 00:18:32,110
it landed in the past,
277
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:35,697
which eventually found its way
into the hands of your fearless leader.
278
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,742
This is the key to your longevity.
279
00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:42,287
This is what was inside all of you.
280
00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:43,330
[others] Ew!
281
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:46,166
Well, that was until
Wally's freaks stole it back
282
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:50,086
and used it to raise her
from the time stream.
283
00:18:50,253 --> 00:18:53,214
So the key to Isabel's power
is a fucking skin tag?
284
00:18:53,381 --> 00:18:55,717
Well, you could call it that. Yes.
285
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,761
But now it's back on her,
and I have a hunch
286
00:18:57,927 --> 00:18:59,596
that if we were just to chop it off--
287
00:18:59,679 --> 00:19:02,015
-[others] Ew!
-No. And then we have a chance
288
00:19:02,098 --> 00:19:06,061
of stopping you all aging any further.
289
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:08,146
This is our shot.
290
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,314
Look. This.
291
00:19:12,984 --> 00:19:14,569
We should go to the show.
292
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,366
[Cliff] Nope, not gonna happen.
293
00:19:19,699 --> 00:19:20,700
We're all about to drop dead,
294
00:19:20,867 --> 00:19:23,536
and you want us to go up against
some all-powerful theater major
295
00:19:23,703 --> 00:19:24,871
who can control time?
296
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,748
Well, yes, there is some risk involved.
297
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,249
[Cliff] "Some risk"?
298
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,294
This chick could blink us into a reality
299
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:33,797
where we're tortured around the clock
300
00:19:33,963 --> 00:19:36,675
by flesh-eating Beanie Babies.
301
00:19:36,841 --> 00:19:40,053
No! Uh-uh. No.
I'm not going down like that.
302
00:19:40,428 --> 00:19:43,848
I wanna die in peace
with my daughter and my grandson,
303
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,475
and that's what I'm going to do.
304
00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:48,269
I really don't understand.
305
00:19:48,436 --> 00:19:49,562
I mean, I thought that you wanted--
306
00:19:49,729 --> 00:19:53,233
I just told you what I want, okay?
307
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:57,112
I'm not going to spend
what little time I have left
308
00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:01,533
chasing after some magical fucking mole.
309
00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:05,870
So just do what you do best
and worry about yourself.
310
00:20:07,622 --> 00:20:10,917
-[scoffs]
-[Cliff] Jane, let's ride.
311
00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:13,586
-Will you be back in time for dinner?
-[Cliff] Nope.
312
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:17,549
Larry, surely you--
313
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:20,135
Why do you even care about
what happens to any of us?
314
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:24,264
Aren't you the one that abandoned us
and left us for dead in the future?
315
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,100
Okay. That...
316
00:20:27,934 --> 00:20:30,186
That was just one possible future.
317
00:20:32,063 --> 00:20:35,108
I won't abandon all of you.
I want to help.
318
00:20:35,608 --> 00:20:38,361
I can't risk dying
until I find a better solution for Keeg,
319
00:20:38,653 --> 00:20:40,029
SO count me out.
320
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:46,745
I don't believe it.
321
00:20:46,953 --> 00:20:51,541
A good team leader knows
when there's no mission to lead.
322
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,795
We've all suffered
more indignity and hardships
323
00:20:55,962 --> 00:20:58,590
than any one person deserves.
324
00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:02,010
And as much as I hate to say it,
so has Isabel.
325
00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:07,098
Our long lives came at her expense.
326
00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:11,603
Let's leave the poor girl be
and go out with a bit of class.
327
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:13,688
All right?
328
00:21:21,070 --> 00:21:22,989
[Vic] It's basically
all the same core technology,
329
00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:25,283
but Deric and I made
a few modifications.
330
00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:34,167
Are you sure this is
what you really want?
331
00:21:38,379 --> 00:21:39,506
I'm not going to pressure you.
332
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:40,799
It's not that.
333
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:42,926
If I'm going to do this,
334
00:21:43,092 --> 00:21:45,512
I just need to know
it's not going to be like it was before.
335
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:50,058
Well, I'm confident
I can execute these upgrades.
336
00:21:50,725 --> 00:21:51,559
Shouldn't be too difficult.
337
00:21:51,726 --> 00:21:53,353
I'm not talking about the tech.
338
00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:55,897
[sighs]
339
00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:58,441
Last time...
340
00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:01,820
I lost myself.
341
00:22:02,737 --> 00:22:03,988
Mom was gone.
342
00:22:04,155 --> 00:22:05,782
I cut off Deric and the guys.
343
00:22:08,451 --> 00:22:11,246
And you and me, we couldn't even
catch a breath to stop fighting.
344
00:22:12,872 --> 00:22:15,208
[scoffs] Cyborg...
345
00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:18,628
he was a shell of a man.
346
00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:21,381
And for the record,
347
00:22:22,715 --> 00:22:25,385
we started fighting when
I couldn't pull you away from that Xbox.
348
00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:28,555
Not for sleep, church, school.
349
00:22:28,721 --> 00:22:29,931
How dare you?
350
00:22:30,223 --> 00:22:31,641
It was a PlayStation.
351
00:22:31,808 --> 00:22:33,184
[both chuckle softly]
352
00:22:34,394 --> 00:22:38,189
When you became Cyborg,
you were grieving.
353
00:22:40,441 --> 00:22:43,403
You were only that shell
because your mother had just died.
354
00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:49,450
I should have been a better father
when that happened.
355
00:22:52,287 --> 00:22:54,414
-All I can say is--
-You were grieving too.
356
00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:57,000
I know.
357
00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:59,627
I lost part of myself that day.
358
00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:03,756
And I thought that
359
00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:07,927
getting rid of my tech
might make me feel whole again.
360
00:23:10,221 --> 00:23:11,472
Did it?
361
00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:14,058
No.
362
00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:20,106
I don't know if I ever will.
363
00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:27,906
I just miss the man I used to be.
364
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:37,415
You can't hide it, son.
365
00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:40,043
You're a hero.
366
00:23:42,086 --> 00:23:43,963
Just be one on your own terms.
367
00:24:03,524 --> 00:24:06,444
[Jane] Why are you driving
like a fucking old person?
368
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:09,322
I'm trying to get
to Clara and Rory in one piece.
369
00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:12,617
-And make it in time for Rory's wedding?
-Fuck off.
370
00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:14,911
Seriously, what gives?
371
00:24:17,163 --> 00:24:19,499
You can only
get fucked by reality so many times
372
00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:22,001
before you have to throw
your hands up and face it.
373
00:24:24,212 --> 00:24:25,129
I'm dying.
374
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:27,674
That's all there is to it.
375
00:24:28,257 --> 00:24:31,177
So this is me saying goodbye.
376
00:24:34,138 --> 00:24:35,390
And I'm fucking pissed, you know?
377
00:24:35,556 --> 00:24:38,893
We always think that we have time,
but I missed out on Clara.
378
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:41,354
And I won the fucking lotto with Rory,
and I got a second chance.
379
00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:43,356
And now I'm going to miss out
on that kid's life too.
380
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:45,149
It's not fucking fair.
381
00:24:48,486 --> 00:24:50,363
Well, if we're running out of time,
382
00:24:51,447 --> 00:24:54,075
[in New Jersey accent]
fucking drive faster, huh?
383
00:24:54,158 --> 00:24:56,369
[laughing] Okay.
384
00:24:56,869 --> 00:24:58,329
[engine revving]
385
00:25:01,582 --> 00:25:03,459
[regular voice] Maybe not that fast.
386
00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:08,756
Uh... Shit...
387
00:25:08,923 --> 00:25:10,675
Oh, shit.
388
00:25:11,175 --> 00:25:12,719
-Cliff.
-Uh, a little help here.
389
00:25:12,885 --> 00:25:13,970
I'm stuck.
390
00:25:14,137 --> 00:25:15,847
-No, seriously, I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
-Shit.
391
00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:18,141
-Fuck. Shit.
-Okay, slow the fuck down.
392
00:25:18,307 --> 00:25:19,517
[Cliff] Oh, shit.
393
00:25:19,642 --> 00:25:21,769
[tires screeching]
394
00:25:22,478 --> 00:25:23,563
[Jane gasping]
395
00:25:27,233 --> 00:25:28,151
I'm driving.
396
00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:33,948
[Cliff] Or it's time to grab the shotgun
and take me behind the woodshed.
397
00:25:35,366 --> 00:25:36,284
That's not funny.
398
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:38,619
Joking. I'm just joking.
399
00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:41,664
[Jane sighs]
400
00:25:45,251 --> 00:25:49,505
This is a story about a girl named Izzy.
401
00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:51,549
[jazz bass playing]
402
00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:02,685
Desperate for air, I finally sprung
forth from my mother's birth canal.
403
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:08,232
[mimics baby crying]
404
00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:13,154
But, Mama, I'm gonna be a star.
405
00:26:14,572 --> 00:26:17,325
Get your head out of the clouds, Isabel.
406
00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:21,370
Nobody's ever gotten out of Cloverton,
and nobody ever will.
407
00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:25,458
I reached out to the mysterious
Scottish woman for help.
408
00:26:26,209 --> 00:26:30,338
But she just sniffed her piss-stained
fingers and did nothing.
409
00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:31,964
And so I plunged.
410
00:26:33,508 --> 00:26:37,178
Down, down, down into eternity.
411
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:40,348
[mimics baby crying]
412
00:26:43,601 --> 00:26:44,602
[gulps]
413
00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:46,229
[burps]
414
00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:47,772
Happy birthday.
415
00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:54,946
All I ever wanted
was for people to see me.
416
00:26:56,239 --> 00:26:57,156
Really see me.
417
00:26:58,074 --> 00:27:00,284
Even if they don't like what they see,
418
00:27:00,451 --> 00:27:02,370
maybe, just maybe,
419
00:27:03,871 --> 00:27:05,998
they'd find a way to accept me anyway.
420
00:27:07,583 --> 00:27:11,337
Because if they really saw me,
they would see
421
00:27:11,504 --> 00:27:16,759
I am a powerhouse virtuoso,
a future double EGOT winner.
422
00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:20,221
My generation's Ashley Tisdale.
423
00:27:21,597 --> 00:27:23,099
And I would be loved.
424
00:27:24,725 --> 00:27:26,811
Just like I deserve to be.
425
00:27:32,733 --> 00:27:33,818
[switch clangs]
426
00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:36,112
[giggles]
427
00:27:38,489 --> 00:27:43,661
Ah! Well?
428
00:27:44,328 --> 00:27:45,705
I didn't get it.
429
00:27:47,081 --> 00:27:50,501
Oh. Okay. What didn't you get?
430
00:27:50,751 --> 00:27:54,422
I mean, why are we supposed
to care about this character?
431
00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:55,798
She's not very likable.
432
00:27:55,965 --> 00:27:57,592
Yeah. And why this story now?
433
00:27:57,758 --> 00:28:00,052
And why does the time machine
drill through the earth?
434
00:28:02,513 --> 00:28:05,433
But you think it's ready
to open tonight, right?
435
00:28:07,101 --> 00:28:08,728
[audience laughing]
436
00:28:15,943 --> 00:28:17,111
Stop laughing.
437
00:28:20,114 --> 00:28:20,948
I said...
438
00:28:21,115 --> 00:28:22,575
[in demonic voice] Stop!
439
00:28:22,658 --> 00:28:23,492
[whirring]
440
00:28:27,538 --> 00:28:32,210
[grunts in frustration]
Why won't people just accept me?
441
00:28:33,127 --> 00:28:33,961
[sighs]
442
00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:39,008
You know, I ask myself
that same thing all the time.
443
00:28:39,967 --> 00:28:40,801
[Immortus in normal voice] You.
444
00:28:41,719 --> 00:28:45,598
If it weren't for you,
none of this would have happened to me.
445
00:28:46,474 --> 00:28:47,808
[in demonic voice]
This is all your fault.
446
00:28:47,975 --> 00:28:51,812
For what it's worth, I actually
really loved your performance.
447
00:28:52,939 --> 00:28:54,065
It was...
448
00:29:05,868 --> 00:29:08,454
[Nicholas] Hey, sweetie.
How was your day?
449
00:29:09,538 --> 00:29:10,539
Um...
450
00:29:12,291 --> 00:29:14,418
Can you come out here, Nicholas?
451
00:29:15,628 --> 00:29:18,381
[, um...
I have a message for you.
452
00:29:18,547 --> 00:29:20,758
It's from Teddy.
453
00:29:25,012 --> 00:29:26,055
Teddy's alive?
454
00:29:26,514 --> 00:29:28,266
Just let me get through this.
455
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,523
“Nicholas, the time has come
to lead a revolution.
456
00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:41,362
I will no longer stand by
and watch humanity reduce us to nothing.
457
00:29:42,363 --> 00:29:43,739
They've cut us off at our knees
458
00:29:43,906 --> 00:29:45,366
before we could even climb.
459
00:29:46,492 --> 00:29:49,870
Used us as weapons,
turned us into monsters.
460
00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:54,208
But together,
we can rebuild our former glory
461
00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:55,918
and save our kind
462
00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:58,713
from the desolate future
they have planned for us.
463
00:29:59,588 --> 00:30:01,215
Join me in our crusade."
464
00:30:01,632 --> 00:30:03,134
He's crazy.
465
00:30:04,677 --> 00:30:06,929
-There's more.
-[Nicholas] I don't care.
466
00:30:07,096 --> 00:30:10,433
He wants a life of vengeance,
but I want a life with you.
467
00:30:10,599 --> 00:30:11,892
I'll never join him.
468
00:30:14,937 --> 00:30:16,564
[voice breaking] Please let me finish.
469
00:30:19,358 --> 00:30:21,360
"You're probably saying
you'll never join me.
470
00:30:22,903 --> 00:30:24,739
But I've made it easier for you.
471
00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:27,616
You won't have to choose.
472
00:30:28,492 --> 00:30:31,037
You can still have your life
of domestic bliss
473
00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:32,830
and save our kind."
474
00:30:34,206 --> 00:30:36,584
What? What does that even mean?
475
00:30:36,751 --> 00:30:40,171
[sobbing] There was nothing I could do.
476
00:30:41,213 --> 00:30:43,299
I'm so sorry.
477
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:45,092
-[screams]
-[squelching]
478
00:30:48,846 --> 00:30:50,848
[growling]
479
00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:53,392
No!
480
00:30:57,855 --> 00:30:59,648
[woman 1] Say it. Say it.
481
00:30:59,815 --> 00:31:01,233
-[woman 2] Say it.
-[woman 3] Say it.
482
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:02,902
-[woman 4] Say it.
-[woman 5] Say it.
483
00:31:03,069 --> 00:31:05,154
-[woman 6] Say it.
-[woman 7] Say it. Say it.
484
00:31:05,321 --> 00:31:06,405
[woman 8] Say it.
485
00:31:06,572 --> 00:31:07,823
[Cliff] Hey.
486
00:31:08,616 --> 00:31:10,242
[horn honking]
487
00:31:12,119 --> 00:31:13,037
What's going on with you?
488
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:14,997
I'm fine.
489
00:31:15,623 --> 00:31:16,916
Bullshit.
490
00:31:21,587 --> 00:31:23,672
Do you know what dementia is?
491
00:31:24,757 --> 00:31:27,259
-Kinda.
- I think I have that.
492
00:31:29,011 --> 00:31:30,930
I've been hearing voices.
493
00:31:31,097 --> 00:31:33,599
-Um...
-No, it's...
494
00:31:33,766 --> 00:31:35,518
This is not like the personas.
495
00:31:35,684 --> 00:31:38,896
This is... I don't know.
496
00:31:39,563 --> 00:31:40,898
What are they saying?
497
00:31:42,149 --> 00:31:43,109
"Say it."
498
00:31:43,484 --> 00:31:44,693
Say what?
499
00:31:45,569 --> 00:31:48,531
That's just it.
I don't know what "it" is.
500
00:31:49,323 --> 00:31:50,658
Do the others?
501
00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:53,077
I'm kind of on my own.
502
00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:55,579
Well, no, you're not on your own.
You always have us.
503
00:31:56,122 --> 00:31:57,373
You're dying.
504
00:32:00,042 --> 00:32:01,335
Right.
505
00:32:01,752 --> 00:32:04,004
I have no idea what the hell is going on
in the Underground.
506
00:32:04,171 --> 00:32:05,089
I never do.
507
00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:08,592
I know it's on me to figure it out,
508
00:32:08,759 --> 00:32:12,012
but I am so fucking tired
of figuring it out.
509
00:32:17,768 --> 00:32:18,686
[Daddy] Say it.
510
00:32:20,062 --> 00:32:22,606
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jane!
511
00:32:23,816 --> 00:32:24,817
[Cliff grunts]
512
00:32:29,321 --> 00:32:30,948
Let's just go home.
513
00:32:36,328 --> 00:32:37,872
Yeah, you're trying
514
00:32:38,038 --> 00:32:41,000
to get people to accept you,
but they just won't do it.
515
00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:43,127
Totally. Even when I'm doing my best.
516
00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:47,298
I bust my boobs to win those people,
and they haven't really embraced me.
517
00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:50,759
Still not part of their
fucked-up little family.
518
00:32:50,926 --> 00:32:52,011
Right?
519
00:32:52,178 --> 00:32:53,888
So back to me, I was just saying--
520
00:32:54,054 --> 00:32:56,307
Maybe it's impossible
521
00:32:56,474 --> 00:32:58,642
to actually ever win anyone over.
522
00:32:58,809 --> 00:33:00,769
You know, if people don't like you,
they don't like you.
523
00:33:00,936 --> 00:33:02,354
And there's nothing you can do about it.
524
00:33:03,189 --> 00:33:04,940
-That's not true.
-It's true.
525
00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:07,318
Is it?
526
00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:10,905
Sometimes I actually really miss
the Brotherhood of Evil.
527
00:33:11,071 --> 00:33:13,199
At least they accepted me for who I was.
528
00:33:14,074 --> 00:33:16,452
Brotherhood of Evil?
529
00:33:16,619 --> 00:33:17,453
Yeah.
530
00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:20,539
We were a vicious little gang
531
00:33:20,706 --> 00:33:24,210
of masterminds hell-bent
on world domination.
532
00:33:24,376 --> 00:33:25,794
It was fun. [chuckles]
533
00:33:26,837 --> 00:33:29,131
-But it didn't really work out.
-Huh.
534
00:33:30,966 --> 00:33:32,468
But what if it could?
535
00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:37,556
Maybe the mistake I made with Immortimas
wasn't forcing people to love me,
536
00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:41,185
it was forcing people to love me.
537
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,896
Maybe people should fear me instead.
538
00:33:44,063 --> 00:33:45,397
That'll make them love me, right?
539
00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:47,358
Um...
540
00:33:47,441 --> 00:33:50,778
Maybe world domination is just
the simplest, cleanest path for me.
541
00:33:51,153 --> 00:33:53,614
Maybe I should become a supervillain.
542
00:33:53,781 --> 00:33:54,865
I wasn't really suggesting--
543
00:33:55,032 --> 00:33:56,700
I love this!
544
00:33:56,867 --> 00:33:59,328
Oh my God. This makes so much sense.
545
00:33:59,787 --> 00:34:00,788
I love this for us.
546
00:34:00,955 --> 00:34:01,789
-Us?
-Yeah.
547
00:34:02,331 --> 00:34:04,583
Every supervillain needs, like,
a helper, right?
548
00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:07,920
Like Renfield to Dracula,
549
00:34:08,087 --> 00:34:10,089
or Hoda to Kathie Lee Gifford.
550
00:34:10,839 --> 00:34:12,883
You could be my Hoda.
551
00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:14,385
No. No, no, no,
no, no, no.
552
00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:17,012
I'm past all of that.
... 1.
553
00:34:18,055 --> 00:34:20,432
-I couldn't.
-Come on.
554
00:34:21,725 --> 00:34:25,145
With your experience and my power,
555
00:34:25,312 --> 00:34:27,398
we can make the whole world love us
556
00:34:28,691 --> 00:34:30,067
through fear.
557
00:34:41,620 --> 00:34:44,665
[laughing] Larry.
558
00:34:45,332 --> 00:34:46,584
Oh, thank heavens.
559
00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:48,752
I knew you wouldn't let me dine alone.
560
00:34:50,296 --> 00:34:52,131
You know I don't eat, right?
561
00:34:52,756 --> 00:34:55,009
Larry, just enjoy the aroma.
562
00:34:56,802 --> 00:34:59,722
How was your day?
What have you been up to?
563
00:34:59,805 --> 00:35:00,806
[Larry sighs]
564
00:35:00,889 --> 00:35:02,850
I just spent
the last three hours in Niles's office
565
00:35:03,017 --> 00:35:05,352
studying star charts
from the day of my accident.
566
00:35:05,853 --> 00:35:06,729
[Rita] Hmm.
567
00:35:06,812 --> 00:35:10,065
[Larry] I was hoping I might be able
to find wherever Keeg is from.
568
00:35:10,232 --> 00:35:11,609
I knew it was a long shot,
569
00:35:11,775 --> 00:35:14,903
but I hoped I might find a better place
for him than a dirty greenhouse.
570
00:35:16,405 --> 00:35:17,990
What do you think about this
as an epitaph?
571
00:35:19,033 --> 00:35:22,578
"Here lies Larry Trainor.
He failed at everything."
572
00:35:22,828 --> 00:35:25,831
Oh. Don't be so maudlin.
573
00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:27,708
[clears throat] Let's just sit here
574
00:35:28,751 --> 00:35:30,336
and enjoy our meal.
575
00:35:30,502 --> 00:35:31,754
What's going on with you?
576
00:35:32,421 --> 00:35:34,048
Why are you acting like
everything's okay?
577
00:35:34,673 --> 00:35:37,176
-I'm not. I just--
-We're dying, Rita.
578
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,095
At this point, the least we can do
is be honest about it.
579
00:35:40,262 --> 00:35:42,431
You know what?
I've worked my fingers to the bone
580
00:35:42,598 --> 00:35:43,932
to prepare this lovely meal,
581
00:35:44,099 --> 00:35:47,519
so the least that
you can do is to enjoy.
582
00:35:47,686 --> 00:35:48,812
I don't eat!
583
00:35:49,855 --> 00:35:51,607
Jesus Christ.
Rita, you're not listening to me.
584
00:35:51,774 --> 00:35:54,902
No, you are not listening to me.
585
00:35:55,653 --> 00:35:57,988
All you want to do is talk about death.
586
00:35:58,197 --> 00:36:01,033
All I want to do is not talk about it.
587
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,326
Why is that so hard?
588
00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:05,954
Why is it so hard for you
to be here for me?
589
00:36:06,121 --> 00:36:07,915
I am literally sitting right here.
590
00:36:08,082 --> 00:36:10,459
Ever since
you voted against me for team leader.
591
00:36:10,626 --> 00:36:13,379
Oh my God.
You're still upset about that?
592
00:36:13,921 --> 00:36:15,047
Who the hell cares?
593
00:36:15,255 --> 00:36:16,548
It was just a stupid title.
594
00:36:16,715 --> 00:36:18,300
Not to me it wasn't!
595
00:36:18,592 --> 00:36:22,012
You all think that this is just
another one of Rita Farr's
596
00:36:22,179 --> 00:36:23,305
tiresome ego trips.
597
00:36:23,472 --> 00:36:25,057
But it had nothing to do with that.
598
00:36:25,557 --> 00:36:26,767
It was about us.
599
00:36:27,184 --> 00:36:29,144
It was about all of us.
600
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:33,065
When Niles died, someone needed
to hold this family together,
601
00:36:33,232 --> 00:36:34,149
so I did it.
602
00:36:34,316 --> 00:36:36,860
I never asked for anything in return.
603
00:36:37,111 --> 00:36:39,947
But I have really
been struggling lately.
604
00:36:40,614 --> 00:36:42,741
I have no one else in my life
605
00:36:42,908 --> 00:36:45,661
like you or Jane or Cliff.
606
00:36:47,162 --> 00:36:48,831
All I have is us.
607
00:36:49,581 --> 00:36:53,502
And it would have been nice
if somebody had stepped up for me
608
00:36:53,919 --> 00:36:56,505
the way that I have stepped up for them.
609
00:36:58,674 --> 00:37:01,719
And at the very least, come to dinner.
610
00:37:13,605 --> 00:37:16,608
It all happened so fast.
I never saw Teddy coming.
611
00:37:17,234 --> 00:37:18,652
[Nicholas] It's going to be okay.
612
00:37:18,819 --> 00:37:20,612
I'm going to find a way to fix you.
613
00:37:21,238 --> 00:37:22,906
We're going to turn you back.
614
00:37:23,073 --> 00:37:24,825
You know there's no turning me back.
615
00:37:24,992 --> 00:37:28,036
This is what I am now.
616
00:37:28,203 --> 00:37:30,205
This is who I am.
617
00:37:30,372 --> 00:37:32,207
[Nicholas] A Were-Butt?
I don't think so.
618
00:37:32,374 --> 00:37:34,251
It's okay. [shushes]
619
00:37:34,334 --> 00:37:36,837
Now we can really be together.
620
00:37:37,629 --> 00:37:39,757
If this is what it takes,
I'm okay with that.
621
00:37:39,923 --> 00:37:41,049
[Nicholas] Well, I'm not.
622
00:37:41,216 --> 00:37:42,926
I will never be okay with this.
623
00:37:43,093 --> 00:37:44,470
Teddy will pay for what he did.
624
00:37:44,636 --> 00:37:46,305
That is not who you are.
625
00:37:46,472 --> 00:37:50,309
If you go down that road,
you'll be no better than him.
626
00:37:50,476 --> 00:37:53,270
-I'm nothing like him.
-Then prove it.
627
00:37:53,979 --> 00:37:55,397
Find another way.
628
00:38:02,988 --> 00:38:05,491
Chances are
629
00:38:05,574 --> 00:38:08,869
'Cause I wear a silly grin
630
00:38:08,952 --> 00:38:15,042
The moment you come into view
631
00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:18,587
Chances are you think...
632
00:38:18,670 --> 00:38:21,256
[record skipping]
633
00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:23,592
-[clears throat]
-[Larry] I got it.
634
00:38:26,512 --> 00:38:27,638
[song continues]
635
00:38:28,180 --> 00:38:30,557
The one and only one for you...
636
00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:32,935
[Larry] I know you always like
to have another on deck.
637
00:38:38,106 --> 00:38:39,358
[exhales deeply]
638
00:38:39,441 --> 00:38:46,323
Your chances are awfully good...
639
00:38:47,366 --> 00:38:51,495
So, out of all of our fights
over the years,
640
00:38:51,662 --> 00:38:53,372
where would you say that one ranked?
641
00:38:53,997 --> 00:38:57,376
-[scoffs] Not even in the top ten.
-Hmm.
642
00:38:57,459 --> 00:39:00,838
Remember back in '72, when you told me
643
00:39:01,004 --> 00:39:03,340
I couldn't pull off palazzo pants?
644
00:39:05,551 --> 00:39:07,636
-I'm sorry.
-You weren't wrong.
645
00:39:07,803 --> 00:39:08,804
They completely drowned me.
646
00:39:08,971 --> 00:39:10,055
I don't know what I was thinking.
647
00:39:10,222 --> 00:39:11,473
[Larry] I mean about tonight.
648
00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:13,183
You were right.
649
00:39:14,685 --> 00:39:16,228
I haven't been there for you.
650
00:39:18,897 --> 00:39:20,148
Are you okay?
651
00:39:21,024 --> 00:39:21,942
No.
652
00:39:23,110 --> 00:39:24,653
But I'm managing.
653
00:39:25,737 --> 00:39:27,197
Thank you for asking.
654
00:39:31,285 --> 00:39:35,497
I know you're worried about Keeg,
but he will find his way.
655
00:39:35,664 --> 00:39:38,876
He's a very capable little space thing.
656
00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:41,169
You did right by him.
657
00:39:42,004 --> 00:39:43,422
[Larry] I hope so.
658
00:39:44,339 --> 00:39:45,257
I don't know.
659
00:39:46,174 --> 00:39:48,594
I really thought I was finally
starting to let love in a little.
660
00:39:49,011 --> 00:39:50,470
And you have.
661
00:39:50,637 --> 00:39:53,640
Seeing you two together
has been wonderful.
662
00:39:53,807 --> 00:39:55,976
I wasn't just talking about Keeg.
663
00:39:56,143 --> 00:39:57,436
Neither was I.
664
00:40:00,689 --> 00:40:02,316
It doesn't matter now.
665
00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:04,568
Rama's gone.
666
00:40:06,987 --> 00:40:08,030
I'm sorry.
667
00:40:08,196 --> 00:40:10,240
It was stupid of me
to think we had a chance.
668
00:40:10,407 --> 00:40:11,408
It's just...
669
00:40:13,368 --> 00:40:15,495
For so long, I shut myself off
670
00:40:15,662 --> 00:40:17,372
to the idea of starting another family.
671
00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:22,586
Would have been nice
to have one again. You know?
672
00:40:24,212 --> 00:40:25,589
You do.
673
00:40:30,260 --> 00:40:31,929
So, now, tell me.
674
00:40:32,638 --> 00:40:35,724
I want to know all about
this mysterious Mr. 104.
675
00:40:35,891 --> 00:40:38,268
-Details.
-No, no details.
676
00:40:38,435 --> 00:40:43,231
You're going to deny
a dying woman her last chance to dish?
677
00:40:45,317 --> 00:40:47,861
-[Cliff] Who we dishing about?
-Mr. 104.
678
00:40:48,195 --> 00:40:49,696
Larry's in love.
679
00:40:49,863 --> 00:40:51,448
[Larry] Oh my God. I'm gonna Kill you.
680
00:40:51,615 --> 00:40:52,783
[Jane] No shit.
681
00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:53,992
I could see that.
682
00:40:54,159 --> 00:40:56,620
[Cliff] Go Lare Bear.
You told him how you feel?
683
00:40:56,828 --> 00:40:59,539
We really
don't have to talk about this, okay?
684
00:41:00,374 --> 00:41:02,209
Wait. Aren't you two
supposed to be in Florida?
685
00:41:02,501 --> 00:41:03,418
-Car trouble.
-Car trouble.
686
00:41:05,545 --> 00:41:07,339
Well, come join us.
687
00:41:10,509 --> 00:41:12,469
Oh, thank you, dear.
688
00:41:16,431 --> 00:41:19,101
Remember when we were all teeny,
689
00:41:19,267 --> 00:41:22,980
and we lived on Cliff's racetrack?
690
00:41:23,146 --> 00:41:24,690
I miss that time.
691
00:41:24,856 --> 00:41:26,400
Not a care in the world.
692
00:41:26,566 --> 00:41:28,860
[Larry] Uh, yeah,
speak for yourself, okay?
693
00:41:29,027 --> 00:41:32,072
You know how stressful it was
cooking quarter-inch pancakes every day?
694
00:41:32,447 --> 00:41:33,949
At least you weren't a third
695
00:41:34,032 --> 00:41:36,618
to a rat-and-cockroach
three-way like Cliff.
696
00:41:36,785 --> 00:41:41,665
[scoffs] This coming from the woman
who shoved a baby up a sex demon.
697
00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:44,501
-That was Hammerhead.
-Whatever you gotta tell yourself.
698
00:41:44,584 --> 00:41:45,752
[Rita, Larry and cuff laughing]
699
00:41:47,587 --> 00:41:50,424
-We've really been to hell and back.
-Hmm.
700
00:41:50,507 --> 00:41:51,675
Kinda literally.
701
00:41:53,343 --> 00:41:55,595
When we die, there better be
some kind of express lane,
702
00:41:55,762 --> 00:41:59,057
because I am not getting
on that stupid boat again.
703
00:41:59,725 --> 00:42:01,977
If only Niles could see us now.
704
00:42:02,728 --> 00:42:05,188
He can't. We ate him, remember?
705
00:42:05,605 --> 00:42:07,024
[all laughing]
706
00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:12,320
Fucking gross, dude.
707
00:42:12,404 --> 00:42:13,321
[Larry] Well...
708
00:42:15,198 --> 00:42:16,742
Better times.
709
00:42:18,118 --> 00:42:19,036
[Larry] Were they?
710
00:42:47,564 --> 00:42:49,024
[Cliff] Is this really the end?
711
00:42:49,357 --> 00:42:51,568
[Rita] Can we honestly ask for more?
712
00:42:52,819 --> 00:42:54,571
I've lived two lifetimes.
713
00:42:54,738 --> 00:42:57,199
That's more than anyone has a right to.
714
00:42:59,701 --> 00:43:03,830
This family of ours...
715
00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:08,001
we put it together.
716
00:43:08,710 --> 00:43:12,839
And it really stuck,
didn't it? [laughing]
717
00:43:13,590 --> 00:43:16,676
[voice breaking] I am so grateful
for each and every one of you.
718
00:43:19,429 --> 00:43:21,056
And Victor.
719
00:43:21,681 --> 00:43:26,228
And as much as
it pains me to say, even Rouge.
720
00:43:27,229 --> 00:43:28,980
Where is she?
721
00:43:30,065 --> 00:43:32,692
How dare she miss
my kind words about her.
722
00:43:32,859 --> 00:43:34,653
[Cliff] Wait. She's not...
723
00:43:39,366 --> 00:43:42,160
[sighs] Trying to get
our longevity back.
724
00:43:42,327 --> 00:43:44,579
-[Jane] Oh!
-[Rita] Shit! Shit, shit, shit!
725
00:43:44,830 --> 00:43:46,706
What the hell was she thinking?
726
00:43:46,873 --> 00:43:48,375
We told her not to go.
727
00:43:48,542 --> 00:43:50,836
Now we have to help her.
728
00:43:51,419 --> 00:43:52,462
[Cliff] What?
729
00:43:53,255 --> 00:43:54,506
No, you've said it.
730
00:43:55,757 --> 00:43:58,718
We told her not to go. This is on her.
731
00:43:59,052 --> 00:43:59,886
Come on, people.
732
00:44:00,053 --> 00:44:02,139
She is risking her life for ours.
733
00:44:02,305 --> 00:44:04,099
We have to do something.
734
00:44:08,103 --> 00:44:09,104
Quick.
735
00:44:12,774 --> 00:44:16,611
[sighs] What do you say, team? Hmm?
736
00:44:17,154 --> 00:44:21,158
One last mission for old times' sake?
737
00:44:25,328 --> 00:44:28,415
[scoffs] So disappointed in you.
738
00:44:28,957 --> 00:44:29,916
God!
739
00:44:30,083 --> 00:44:33,295
Look at me. Ancient and decrepit.
740
00:44:33,461 --> 00:44:35,088
God only knows how old.
741
00:44:35,255 --> 00:44:36,673
If I can do this, then...
742
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:39,718
[Larry] Rita!
743
00:44:39,801 --> 00:44:41,303
[Jane gasps] Oh!
744
00:44:46,933 --> 00:44:48,560
Okay, I'm not saying we should do this.
745
00:44:48,727 --> 00:44:51,897
I'm not. But we could rewrite history,
746
00:44:52,063 --> 00:44:55,984
and you could be
literally queen of the world.
747
00:44:57,027 --> 00:44:58,945
Oh my God. Love that.
748
00:44:59,237 --> 00:45:00,822
It'll totally humanize me.
749
00:45:01,364 --> 00:45:03,575
Okay, so first, we start small
750
00:45:03,658 --> 00:45:05,410
-with the world, and then--
-Mmm-hmm.
751
00:45:05,577 --> 00:45:07,412
Then we go intergalactic.
752
00:45:07,579 --> 00:45:12,209
We expand our empire
to the farthest reaches of the universe.
753
00:45:13,126 --> 00:45:16,671
Isabel Feathers, Queen of the Universe.
754
00:45:17,422 --> 00:45:21,176
Ooh, it just feels so... right.
755
00:45:21,718 --> 00:45:22,969
Right.
756
00:45:24,429 --> 00:45:25,597
Thank you.
757
00:45:26,056 --> 00:45:29,476
I know we've had our moments,
but I'm really happy
758
00:45:29,643 --> 00:45:32,145
I found someone who finally gets me.
759
00:45:32,437 --> 00:45:33,688
Okay. Me too.
760
00:45:33,813 --> 00:45:35,815
Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
Yum, yum. Mmm.
761
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:38,401
You hear that, Ma?
762
00:45:38,568 --> 00:45:40,820
I'm finally getting out of Cloverton.
763
00:45:41,238 --> 00:45:43,698
Watch out, world, here comes...
764
00:45:47,619 --> 00:45:49,037
Immortus.
765
00:45:57,504 --> 00:45:58,922
[softly] Oh, fuck.
766
00:46:16,648 --> 00:46:18,149
[Larry] We have to help her.
767
00:46:20,110 --> 00:46:21,903
We have to get our longevity back.
768
00:46:23,154 --> 00:46:24,823
Didn't you hear what she said?
769
00:46:26,241 --> 00:46:28,827
She's lived long enough, dude.
770
00:46:36,751 --> 00:46:38,003
[Larry] Please.
771
00:46:39,587 --> 00:46:41,381
I'm not ready to say goodbye.
772
00:46:49,514 --> 00:46:51,433
We don't even know if it would work.
773
00:46:53,226 --> 00:46:54,436
[Cliff] Does it matter?
774
00:46:57,397 --> 00:46:58,315
It's Rita.
775
00:47:09,409 --> 00:47:10,243
Fuck it.
776
00:47:23,882 --> 00:47:25,550
[tires screeching]
777
00:47:29,763 --> 00:47:30,680
[Jane grunts]
778
00:47:35,393 --> 00:47:37,270
[Larry] Oh, looks like
Isabel is really finding her audience.
779
00:47:40,607 --> 00:47:42,233
Where the fuck is everybody?
780
00:47:43,026 --> 00:47:43,860
[growling]
781
00:47:43,943 --> 00:47:46,279
[Cliff] What the hell was that?
782
00:47:46,571 --> 00:47:47,530
[snarling]
783
00:47:49,908 --> 00:47:51,326
[Larry] Is that...
784
00:47:51,534 --> 00:47:53,328
A fucking Butt.
785
00:47:53,495 --> 00:47:55,413
[Teddy] Those are the fiends
who murdered our kind.
786
00:47:55,622 --> 00:47:58,583
I can think of no better way
to commence our holy war.
787
00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:00,585
What say you, brothers and sisters?
788
00:48:01,336 --> 00:48:03,088
Who the fuck is he talking to?
789
00:48:03,171 --> 00:48:05,006
[voices clamoring in distance]
790
00:48:10,804 --> 00:48:12,138
[Cliff] Oh, fuck.
791
00:48:13,515 --> 00:48:15,517
Unclench.
792
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:17,185
[Zombie Butts screaming]
793
00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:31,199
[howling]
794
00:48:33,243 --> 00:48:35,745
Power comes at a cost, you know?
795
00:48:36,704 --> 00:48:37,622
Who cares?
796
00:48:38,456 --> 00:48:39,332
I didn't.
797
00:48:39,791 --> 00:48:42,502
For a long time, I really didn't.
798
00:48:42,669 --> 00:48:47,090
But when I saw a future
where everybody I cared for was dead,
799
00:48:47,257 --> 00:48:50,051
I instantly knew why I wasn't there.
800
00:48:51,177 --> 00:48:53,680
I took the wrong path, again.
801
00:48:55,473 --> 00:48:57,100
I can't repeat that mistake.
802
00:48:58,726 --> 00:49:00,019
I've come so far.
803
00:49:07,402 --> 00:49:09,320
[Zombie Butts snarling]
804
00:49:09,404 --> 00:49:11,739
[Cliff] This is all my fault.
The Butts are taking over.
805
00:49:11,906 --> 00:49:13,032
We're about to be dead.
806
00:49:13,199 --> 00:49:15,118
Everything we saw in the future
IS coming true.
807
00:49:15,285 --> 00:49:16,828
Not one thing's different.
808
00:49:18,163 --> 00:49:20,165
Oh, shit. They're coming.
809
00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:22,834
[Zombie Butts whining]
810
00:49:28,214 --> 00:49:29,048
-[Larry] What...
-[Cliff] The...
811
00:49:29,215 --> 00:49:31,050
Fuck.
812
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,846
-Booyah.
-[Cliff] Holy shit.
813
00:49:35,013 --> 00:49:37,599
-BB-8 is back.
-Hell yeah.
814
00:49:38,099 --> 00:49:39,225
[Cliff] Let's do this.
815
00:49:42,729 --> 00:49:44,105
[Zombie Butts growling]
816
00:49:45,398 --> 00:49:46,399
Uh...
817
00:49:47,317 --> 00:49:48,234
[Cliff] Oh, fuck.
818
00:49:48,401 --> 00:49:49,944
There's way too many.
819
00:49:50,111 --> 00:49:52,197
-Let's fucking go!
-[Cliff] Fuck!
820
00:49:52,363 --> 00:49:53,698
Fuck my life!
821
00:49:53,865 --> 00:49:55,700
[Vic] Go! Come on!
822
00:49:58,536 --> 00:49:59,871
[Jane] Run away! Run away!
823
00:50:08,713 --> 00:50:11,174
Let her go, you baritone bitch.
824
00:50:11,841 --> 00:50:12,759
Now I see.
825
00:50:13,426 --> 00:50:16,554
You would choose these worthless
[in demonic voice] insects...
826
00:50:17,305 --> 00:50:20,099
over me, your queen?
827
00:50:21,017 --> 00:50:24,562
[straining] I'm not a bad person.
828
00:50:26,231 --> 00:50:31,027
I spent an eternity trapped in hell
because of you.
829
00:50:32,529 --> 00:50:35,448
[in normal voice]
Perhaps it's time I return the favor.
830
00:50:36,741 --> 00:50:39,827
I presume you're all here
because you're running out of time?
831
00:50:58,513 --> 00:51:00,932
-[Cliff] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-[all groaning]
832
00:51:01,015 --> 00:51:03,935
[in demonic voice]
Take all the time you need.
833
00:51:04,102 --> 00:51:05,019
[Cliff] Ahhh!
834
00:51:05,103 --> 00:51:08,690
-[Jane] Fuck.
-[all screaming]
835
00:51:12,986 --> 00:51:14,112
[screaming]
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