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[Larry] Previously on Doom Patrol...

Doom Patrol Day?

Fuck [in demonic voice] no!

[singing] Nothing is weird

On

Immortimas Day

[Cliff] All right, fuck off.

I didn't lose our longevity. We all lost our longevity together.

[Kay] She's feeling lost. But she'll be all right.

Somebody help me, please!

If anybody can put the pieces together, it's Jane.

Fucking hate puzzles.

-[Larry] Stay with me. -[Rama] Don't let go!

-[Larry] I've got you. -[both gasping in relief]

[Larry] I have to figure out what to do with the little time I have left.

- I told you this was-- -Some superhero shit.

Yeah, I know.

But you left before I could remind you, you ain't a superhero anymore.

[Dr. Yu] They were born as conjoined twins.

One of them, I've named Nicholas,

and the other I've named Theodore. Teddy.

[Vic] And you must be the, uh... the Butt Hunter.

Recently, I came into possession of the final target.

Didn't behave like the others.

Seemed sick.

I put it on ice to transport it.

But make no mistake, this thing is not dead.

Not all the way.

[growling]

Sorry, little guy.

New rules coming from the Bureau.

They want me to shoot to Kill.

Last one.

I always get my Butt.

[voice] Indeed you do.

I could use a man of your skills.

The fuck is this?

You're supposed to be extinct.

[Teddy] You have no idea what we're capable of.

Scrubbing our names from the Bureau's roster was nothing.

"Our names"?

[Zombie Butts snarling]

[Teddy] Now then, I need you to find someone.

Okay.

Vic?

It's 3:00 a.m.

You okay?

Why did you want to meet here?

This wouldn't have anything to do with me singing and dancing

in an Immortimas onesie, would it?

You remember my friend Deric?

Robotics club, right?

-Yeah. -You used to be attached at the hip.

[Vic] I went to see him not too long ago.

And we fell back into our old ways.

I'm glad to hear that.

You said you wanted to find your bliss.

[Vic] I did what I thought I wanted,

but it led me right back here.

Deric thinks I should be Cyborg again.

Do you want me to be Cyborg?

I made that decision for you once before and look where it got us.

But I have to admit, I was a little relieved

when you let that part of your life go.

I thought my boy wouldn't be risking his life every day.

And yet...

And yet?

Well, come on, man. You didn't get a job,

pick up a new hobby, start a business.

You didn't even come home.

You kept doing the hero thing and risking your life anyway.

Just without the tech.

Why?

[sighs]

I don't know.

Victor, a man always knows why he moves the way he does.

You can lie to me all you want.

You start lying to yourself, that's when you're in trouble.

I wanted to help people.

I think I still do.

Can I show you something?

Hmm.

-[rapid knocking at door] -All right. Jeez Louise.

Keep your hair on. God damn it.

Give me a goddamn--

-Hi. -Fuck! Jesus Christ!

-[grunts] Oh, my... -[grunts]

[Madame Rouge groans]

Right.

Okay, I knew it wasn't going to be so easy for you to back off.

So if it is revenge that you want,

you are going to have to go through all of them.

Please don't kill me. I don't want to die. Please.

[laughing]

Ah. You are too funny. Love that about you.

No, I'm not here to kill you guys.

I am here to invite you

to my new one-woman theatrical event.

I'm sorry. Come again. What?

I've done a lot of soul searching in the past eight hours,

after you and your friends completely destroyed my holiday utopia.

And I realized it wasn't super cool

to force all of humanity to love me.

-I'm not Disney. [chuckles] -No.

If I want people's respect, then I need to do the work.

So, drum roll, please.

I'm work shopping it this afternoon at the Cloverton Playhouse.

And then we, me... I open tonight.

-Wow. That's some-- -Fast, I know.

But I'm being realistic.

Probably won't make it to Broadway till, like, next week, so...

It'd mean the world to me if you and your weird friends could come.

You all really keep me grounded.

Well then, I will check with them.

Great! I'll see you tonight.

Cloverton Playhouse.

Yes. The fuck?

[Larry grunting]

Oh. God damn it.

[Rama] You all right?

[Larry] I'm fine.

Why are you digging a giant hole in the ground?

It's not a hole.

Ooh. Dark.

Isn't it a tad premature to be getting your affairs in order?

-[Larry groaning] -Let me help you.

No. I said I'm fine.

You're not fine.

Okay, you got me.

My skin is thinning and my body's breaking down.

You happy?

Can't all go on vacation like you.

It's not a vacation.

I need to see where I'm from.

Where I'm supposed to be from before I...

Before you what?

The elements in my body, they're unstable.

More so by the day.

Once I see Tamil Nadu... I'm going to rent a boat,

sail deep out into the Bay of Bengal...

and go for one last swim.

Then, while I still have control over my abilities,

turn myself into a block of lead.

And that will be that.

And you call me dark?

Well, at least it's more poetic than digging your own grave

in front of some rotting greenhouse.

You could come with me.

I can't. I have to do this for Keeg.

I know he can survive inside these orchids.

At least this way, we'll be together.

Doesn't really seem fair to Keeg.

Are you fucking kidding me?

The whole reason he and I are in this mess

is because I gave up my longevity, chasing your stupid dream.

I know.

And I am so sorry to both of you.

I know we said we'd try to find another way, but...

I don't know what else to do.

Do you?

[sighs]

You know, for a second there,

I really thought we might find our way through this.

Fuck you for giving me hope.

[sighs]

Ah! Much better.

All right, Bendy. If anybody's going to care about the shit, it's you.

Excuse me, would you kindly get off?

What are you doing?

I'm just taking a breather.

Releasing my form helps with my arthritis.

No joints, no joint pain.

-Uh-huh. -That being said,

there is still work to be done.

-[groans] -Indeed there is.

We have just had a visit

by none other than Isabel Feathers.

Oh. How is she?

[Madame Rouge] How is she?

This isn't some bloody old schoolmate that you just ran into at the market.

This is Immortus.

She's a supervillain.

Is she, though?

I have to admit, Immortimas may have been

a somewhat ham-fisted attempt at glory,

but it wasn't all that bad.

Honestly, I found a lot of joy

in my role as leader of the household. [chuckles]

That's why it looks like Julia Child

went on a cocaine binge then, is it?

[Rita grunting]

-Can I help-- -I can do it myself.

Thank you very much.

We never did get to sit down to that family dinner,

so I figured what better time than now.

I think there are some more pressing matters to worry about

-than a chicken parmigiana. -Nonsense.

Best we spend what little time we have left together.

In moments of crisis, families are supposed to come together

and rally around each other.

What more can we do? Hmm?

Let me get back to you on that.

[exhales deeply]

[sniffles]

[upbeat rock song playing]

[song fades]

[chuckles]

[laughing]

Hello?

What the fuck?

Hammerhead?

Pentecost.

Pretty Polly.

Flit.

Where are you?

Come here.

What's going on?

What's happening?

[singing] She's a pretty good...

That's my good girl. Good girl.

-[woman 1] Say it. -[woman 2] Say it.

-[woman 3] Say it. -[woman 4] Say it.

-[woman 5] Say it. -[woman 6] Say it.

[woman 7] Say it.

-[Cliff] Jane! -[woman 8] Say it.

-[woman 9] Say it. -[Cliff] Jane!

-[screaming] -[Cliff] Jane!

You all right?

What the fuck did you do? [grunts]

What? Nothing.

You were just sitting there, tearing that fucking thing apart.

Fuck!

So, anyway, do you want to go to Florida and see my daughter?

What?

I finally got my stud-wagon together, and I'm driving it down to-fucking-day.

Does it look like I want to drive to Florida to see your daughter?

-Fuck off. -Okay.

Do you want to go to Florida, see my daughter

and blow up some toilets with M-80s?

I got a guy.

[alarm blaring]

Jane says she's too old for this shit,

and some of us have places to be, so let's hear it.

After several failed attempts

at pulling you out of your respective asses,

I took a closer look at the Wally Sage files

that Bendy and I stole from the Ant Farm.

And I found something.

-[Rita and Larry] Ew! -[Cliff laughing]

What in God's name is that?

This photo is Isabel's World of Wut appearance

a couple of days back, and I noticed this on her lower neck.

[Larry] She should really get that checked out.

Wait for it.

[Rita, Larry and Cliff groaning]

-Is that a fossilized little turd? -[Madame Rouge] No.

This was a necklace worn by one Dr. Niles Caulder.

[Cliff] Chief wore a little turd around his neck?

The clothes maketh the man.

Take a closer look,

and see if there's any similarities there.

-Anything at all. -[Cliff] Um...

[sighs] When Isabel fell into that time stream--

-Because of you. -Yes, Cliff.

When she fell in,

she was trapped there for millennia.

It did something to her.

The more time passed, the more her power grew,

and it seemed to manifest on her body.

This is what makes her Immortus.

This is the source of her power.

-[Larry] But how did it-- -[Madame Rouge] Come off her body?

I don't know, and I don't care to.

But when it did, it fell through time.

And according to Wally's research,

it landed in the past,

which eventually found its way into the hands of your fearless leader.

This is the key to your longevity.

This is what was inside all of you.

[others] Ew!

Well, that was until Wally's freaks stole it back

and used it to raise her from the time stream.

So the key to Isabel's power is a fucking skin tag?

Well, you could call it that. Yes.

But now it's back on her, and I have a hunch

that if we were just to chop it off--

-[others] Ew! -No. And then we have a chance

of stopping you all aging any further.

This is our shot.

Look. This.

We should go to the show.

[Cliff] Nope, not gonna happen.

We're all about to drop dead,

and you want us to go up against some all-powerful theater major

who can control time?

Well, yes, there is some risk involved.

[Cliff] "Some risk"?

This chick could blink us into a reality

where we're tortured around the clock

by flesh-eating Beanie Babies.

No! Uh-uh. No. I'm not going down like that.

I wanna die in peace with my daughter and my grandson,

and that's what I'm going to do.

I really don't understand.

I mean, I thought that you wanted--

I just told you what I want, okay?

I'm not going to spend what little time I have left

chasing after some magical fucking mole.

So just do what you do best and worry about yourself.

-[scoffs] -[Cliff] Jane, let's ride.

-Will you be back in time for dinner? -[Cliff] Nope.

Larry, surely you--

Why do you even care about what happens to any of us?

Aren't you the one that abandoned us and left us for dead in the future?

Okay. That...

That was just one possible future.

I won't abandon all of you. I want to help.

I can't risk dying until I find a better solution for Keeg,

SO count me out.

I don't believe it.

A good team leader knows when there's no mission to lead.

We've all suffered more indignity and hardships

than any one person deserves.

And as much as I hate to say it, so has Isabel.

Our long lives came at her expense.

Let's leave the poor girl be and go out with a bit of class.

All right?

[Vic] It's basically all the same core technology,

but Deric and I made a few modifications.

Are you sure this is what you really want?

I'm not going to pressure you.

It's not that.

If I'm going to do this,

I just need to know it's not going to be like it was before.

Well, I'm confident I can execute these upgrades.

Shouldn't be too difficult.

I'm not talking about the tech.

[sighs]

Last time...

I lost myself.

Mom was gone.

I cut off Deric and the guys.

And you and me, we couldn't even catch a breath to stop fighting.

[scoffs] Cyborg...

he was a shell of a man.

And for the record,

we started fighting when I couldn't pull you away from that Xbox.

Not for sleep, church, school.

How dare you?

It was a PlayStation.

[both chuckle softly]

When you became Cyborg, you were grieving.

You were only that shell because your mother had just died.

I should have been a better father when that happened.

-All I can say is-- -You were grieving too.

I know.

I lost part of myself that day.

And I thought that

getting rid of my tech might make me feel whole again.

Did it?

No.

I don't know if I ever will.

I just miss the man I used to be.

You can't hide it, son.

You're a hero.

Just be one on your own terms.

[Jane] Why are you driving like a fucking old person?

I'm trying to get to Clara and Rory in one piece.

-And make it in time for Rory's wedding? -Fuck off.

Seriously, what gives?

You can only get fucked by reality so many times

before you have to throw your hands up and face it.

I'm dying.

That's all there is to it.

So this is me saying goodbye.

And I'm fucking pissed, you know?

We always think that we have time, but I missed out on Clara.

And I won the fucking lotto with Rory, and I got a second chance.

And now I'm going to miss out on that kid's life too.

It's not fucking fair.

Well, if we're running out of time,

[in New Jersey accent] fucking drive faster, huh?

[laughing] Okay.

[engine revving]

[regular voice] Maybe not that fast.

Uh... Shit...

Oh, shit.

-Cliff. -Uh, a little help here.

I'm stuck.

-No, seriously, I'm stuck. I'm stuck. -Shit.

-Fuck. Shit. -Okay, slow the fuck down.

[Cliff] Oh, shit.

[tires screeching]

[Jane gasping]

I'm driving.

[Cliff] Or it's time to grab the shotgun and take me behind the woodshed.

That's not funny.

Joking. I'm just joking.

[Jane sighs]

This is a story about a girl named Izzy.

[jazz bass playing]

Desperate for air, I finally sprung forth from my mother's birth canal.

[mimics baby crying]

But, Mama, I'm gonna be a star.

Get your head out of the clouds, Isabel.

Nobody's ever gotten out of Cloverton, and nobody ever will.

I reached out to the mysterious Scottish woman for help.

But she just sniffed her piss-stained fingers and did nothing.

And so I plunged.

Down, down, down into eternity.

[mimics baby crying]

[gulps]

[burps]

Happy birthday.

All I ever wanted was for people to see me.

Really see me.

Even if they don't like what they see,

maybe, just maybe,

they'd find a way to accept me anyway.

Because if they really saw me, they would see

I am a powerhouse virtuoso, a future double EGOT winner.

My generation's Ashley Tisdale.

And I would be loved.

Just like I deserve to be.

[switch clangs]

[giggles]

Ah! Well?

I didn't get it.

Oh. Okay. What didn't you get?

I mean, why are we supposed to care about this character?

She's not very likable.

Yeah. And why this story now?

And why does the time machine drill through the earth?

But you think it's ready to open tonight, right?

[audience laughing]

Stop laughing.

I said...

[in demonic voice] Stop!

[whirring]

[grunts in frustration] Why won't people just accept me?

[sighs]

You know, I ask myself that same thing all the time.

[Immortus in normal voice] You.

If it weren't for you, none of this would have happened to me.

[in demonic voice] This is all your fault.

For what it's worth, I actually really loved your performance.

It was...

[Nicholas] Hey, sweetie. How was your day?

Um...

Can you come out here, Nicholas?

[, um... I have a message for you.

It's from Teddy.

Teddy's alive?

Just let me get through this.

“Nicholas, the time has come to lead a revolution.

I will no longer stand by and watch humanity reduce us to nothing.

They've cut us off at our knees

before we could even climb.

Used us as weapons, turned us into monsters.

But together, we can rebuild our former glory

and save our kind

from the desolate future they have planned for us.

Join me in our crusade."

He's crazy.

-There's more. -[Nicholas] I don't care.

He wants a life of vengeance, but I want a life with you.

I'll never join him.

[voice breaking] Please let me finish.

"You're probably saying you'll never join me.

But I've made it easier for you.

You won't have to choose.

You can still have your life of domestic bliss

and save our kind."

What? What does that even mean?

[sobbing] There was nothing I could do.

I'm so sorry.

-[screams] -[squelching]

[growling]

No!

[woman 1] Say it. Say it.

-[woman 2] Say it. -[woman 3] Say it.

-[woman 4] Say it. -[woman 5] Say it.

-[woman 6] Say it. -[woman 7] Say it. Say it.

[woman 8] Say it.

[Cliff] Hey.

[horn honking]

What's going on with you?

I'm fine.

Bullshit.

Do you know what dementia is?

-Kinda. - I think I have that.

I've been hearing voices.

-Um... -No, it's...

This is not like the personas.

This is... I don't know.

What are they saying?

"Say it."

Say what?

That's just it. I don't know what "it" is.

Do the others?

I'm kind of on my own.

Well, no, you're not on your own. You always have us.

You're dying.

Right.

I have no idea what the hell is going on in the Underground.

I never do.

I know it's on me to figure it out,

but I am so fucking tired of figuring it out.

[Daddy] Say it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jane!

[Cliff grunts]

Let's just go home.

Yeah, you're trying

to get people to accept you, but they just won't do it.

Totally. Even when I'm doing my best.

I bust my boobs to win those people, and they haven't really embraced me.

Still not part of their fucked-up little family.

Right?

So back to me, I was just saying--

Maybe it's impossible

to actually ever win anyone over.

You know, if people don't like you, they don't like you.

And there's nothing you can do about it.

-That's not true. -It's true.

Is it?

Sometimes I actually really miss the Brotherhood of Evil.

At least they accepted me for who I was.

Brotherhood of Evil?

Yeah.

We were a vicious little gang

of masterminds hell-bent on world domination.

It was fun. [chuckles]

-But it didn't really work out. -Huh.

But what if it could?

Maybe the mistake I made with Immortimas wasn't forcing people to love me,

it was forcing people to love me.

Maybe people should fear me instead.

That'll make them love me, right?

Um...

Maybe world domination is just the simplest, cleanest path for me.

Maybe I should become a supervillain.

I wasn't really suggesting--

I love this!

Oh my God. This makes so much sense.

I love this for us.

-Us? -Yeah.

Every supervillain needs, like, a helper, right?

Like Renfield to Dracula,

or Hoda to Kathie Lee Gifford.

You could be my Hoda.

No. No, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm past all of that. ... 1.

-I couldn't. -Come on.

With your experience and my power,

we can make the whole world love us

through fear.

[laughing] Larry.

Oh, thank heavens.

I knew you wouldn't let me dine alone.

You know I don't eat, right?

Larry, just enjoy the aroma.

How was your day? What have you been up to?

[Larry sighs]

I just spent the last three hours in Niles's office

studying star charts from the day of my accident.

[Rita] Hmm.

[Larry] I was hoping I might be able to find wherever Keeg is from.

I knew it was a long shot,

but I hoped I might find a better place for him than a dirty greenhouse.

What do you think about this as an epitaph?

"Here lies Larry Trainor. He failed at everything."

Oh. Don't be so maudlin.

[clears throat] Let's just sit here

and enjoy our meal.

What's going on with you?

Why are you acting like everything's okay?

-I'm not. I just-- -We're dying, Rita.

At this point, the least we can do is be honest about it.

You know what? I've worked my fingers to the bone

to prepare this lovely meal,

so the least that you can do is to enjoy.

I don't eat!

Jesus Christ. Rita, you're not listening to me.

No, you are not listening to me.

All you want to do is talk about death.

All I want to do is not talk about it.

Why is that so hard?

Why is it so hard for you to be here for me?

I am literally sitting right here.

Ever since you voted against me for team leader.

Oh my God. You're still upset about that?

Who the hell cares?

It was just a stupid title.

Not to me it wasn't!

You all think that this is just another one of Rita Farr's

tiresome ego trips.

But it had nothing to do with that.

It was about us.

It was about all of us.

When Niles died, someone needed to hold this family together,

so I did it.

I never asked for anything in return.

But I have really been struggling lately.

I have no one else in my life

like you or Jane or Cliff.

All I have is us.

And it would have been nice if somebody had stepped up for me

the way that I have stepped up for them.

And at the very least, come to dinner.

It all happened so fast. I never saw Teddy coming.

[Nicholas] It's going to be okay.

I'm going to find a way to fix you.

We're going to turn you back.

You know there's no turning me back.

This is what I am now.

This is who I am.

[Nicholas] A Were-Butt? I don't think so.

It's okay. [shushes]

Now we can really be together.

If this is what it takes, I'm okay with that.

[Nicholas] Well, I'm not.

I will never be okay with this.

Teddy will pay for what he did.

That is not who you are.

If you go down that road, you'll be no better than him.

-I'm nothing like him. -Then prove it.

Find another way.

Chances are

'Cause I wear a silly grin

The moment you come into view

Chances are you think...

[record skipping]

-[clears throat] -[Larry] I got it.

[song continues]

The one and only one for you...

[Larry] I know you always like to have another on deck.

[exhales deeply]

Your chances are awfully good...

So, out of all of our fights over the years,

where would you say that one ranked?

-[scoffs] Not even in the top ten. -Hmm.

Remember back in '72, when you told me

I couldn't pull off palazzo pants?

-I'm sorry. -You weren't wrong.

They completely drowned me.

I don't know what I was thinking.

[Larry] I mean about tonight.

You were right.

I haven't been there for you.

Are you okay?

No.

But I'm managing.

Thank you for asking.

I know you're worried about Keeg, but he will find his way.

He's a very capable little space thing.

You did right by him.

[Larry] I hope so.

I don't know.

I really thought I was finally starting to let love in a little.

And you have.

Seeing you two together has been wonderful.

I wasn't just talking about Keeg.

Neither was I.

It doesn't matter now.

Rama's gone.

I'm sorry.

It was stupid of me to think we had a chance.

It's just...

For so long, I shut myself off

to the idea of starting another family.

Would have been nice to have one again. You know?

You do.

So, now, tell me.

I want to know all about this mysterious Mr. 104.

-Details. -No, no details.

You're going to deny a dying woman her last chance to dish?

-[Cliff] Who we dishing about? -Mr. 104.

Larry's in love.

[Larry] Oh my God. I'm gonna Kill you.

[Jane] No shit.

I could see that.

[Cliff] Go Lare Bear. You told him how you feel?

We really don't have to talk about this, okay?

Wait. Aren't you two supposed to be in Florida?

-Car trouble. -Car trouble.

Well, come join us.

Oh, thank you, dear.

Remember when we were all teeny,

and we lived on Cliff's racetrack?

I miss that time.

Not a care in the world.

[Larry] Uh, yeah, speak for yourself, okay?

You know how stressful it was cooking quarter-inch pancakes every day?

At least you weren't a third

to a rat-and-cockroach three-way like Cliff.

[scoffs] This coming from the woman who shoved a baby up a sex demon.

-That was Hammerhead. -Whatever you gotta tell yourself.

[Rita, Larry and cuff laughing]

-We've really been to hell and back. -Hmm.

Kinda literally.

When we die, there better be some kind of express lane,

because I am not getting on that stupid boat again.

If only Niles could see us now.

He can't. We ate him, remember?

[all laughing]

Fucking gross, dude.

[Larry] Well...

Better times.

[Larry] Were they?

[Cliff] Is this really the end?

[Rita] Can we honestly ask for more?

I've lived two lifetimes.

That's more than anyone has a right to.

This family of ours...

we put it together.

And it really stuck, didn't it? [laughing]

[voice breaking] I am so grateful for each and every one of you.

And Victor.

And as much as it pains me to say, even Rouge.

Where is she?

How dare she miss my kind words about her.

[Cliff] Wait. She's not...

[sighs] Trying to get our longevity back.

-[Jane] Oh! -[Rita] Shit! Shit, shit, shit!

What the hell was she thinking?

We told her not to go.

Now we have to help her.

[Cliff] What?

No, you've said it.

We told her not to go. This is on her.

Come on, people.

She is risking her life for ours.

We have to do something.

Quick.

[sighs] What do you say, team? Hmm?

One last mission for old times' sake?

[scoffs] So disappointed in you.

God!

Look at me. Ancient and decrepit.

God only knows how old.

If I can do this, then...

[Larry] Rita!

[Jane gasps] Oh!

Okay, I'm not saying we should do this.

I'm not. But we could rewrite history,

and you could be literally queen of the world.

Oh my God. Love that.

It'll totally humanize me.

Okay, so first, we start small

-with the world, and then-- -Mmm-hmm.

Then we go intergalactic.

We expand our empire to the farthest reaches of the universe.

Isabel Feathers, Queen of the Universe.

Ooh, it just feels so... right.

Right.

Thank you.

I know we've had our moments, but I'm really happy

I found someone who finally gets me.

Okay. Me too.

Yeah. Mmm-hmm. Yum, yum. Mmm.

You hear that, Ma?

I'm finally getting out of Cloverton.

Watch out, world, here comes...

Immortus.

[softly] Oh, fuck.

[Larry] We have to help her.

We have to get our longevity back.

Didn't you hear what she said?

She's lived long enough, dude.

[Larry] Please.

I'm not ready to say goodbye.

We don't even know if it would work.

[Cliff] Does it matter?

It's Rita.

Fuck it.

[tires screeching]

[Jane grunts]

[Larry] Oh, looks like Isabel is really finding her audience.

Where the fuck is everybody?

[growling]

[Cliff] What the hell was that?

[snarling]

[Larry] Is that...

A fucking Butt.

[Teddy] Those are the fiends who murdered our kind.

I can think of no better way to commence our holy war.

What say you, brothers and sisters?

Who the fuck is he talking to?

[voices clamoring in distance]

[Cliff] Oh, fuck.

Unclench.

[Zombie Butts screaming]

[howling]

Power comes at a cost, you know?

Who cares?

I didn't.

For a long time, I really didn't.

But when I saw a future where everybody I cared for was dead,

I instantly knew why I wasn't there.

I took the wrong path, again.

I can't repeat that mistake.

I've come so far.

[Zombie Butts snarling]

[Cliff] This is all my fault. The Butts are taking over.

We're about to be dead.

Everything we saw in the future IS coming true.

Not one thing's different.

Oh, shit. They're coming.

[Zombie Butts whining]

-[Larry] What... -[Cliff] The...

Fuck.

-Booyah. -[Cliff] Holy shit.

-BB-8 is back. -Hell yeah.

[Cliff] Let's do this.

[Zombie Butts growling]

Uh...

[Cliff] Oh, fuck.

There's way too many.

-Let's fucking go! -[Cliff] Fuck!

Fuck my life!

[Vic] Go! Come on!

[Jane] Run away! Run away!

Let her go, you baritone bitch.

Now I see.

You would choose these worthless [in demonic voice] insects...

over me, your queen?

[straining] I'm not a bad person.

I spent an eternity trapped in hell because of you.

[in normal voice] Perhaps it's time I return the favor.

I presume you're all here because you're running out of time?

-[Cliff] Whoa, whoa, whoa! -[all groaning]

[in demonic voice] Take all the time you need.

[Cliff] Ahhh!

-[Jane] Fuck. -[all screaming]

[screaming]