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CLASS 2-3

Workplace tours.

Each group visits a company and makes a report.

A pain in the ass event.

What I want to tour are detective bureaus, medical examiners, or drug cartels.

Jobs where you can glimpse into the shadows of society.

Form fellow groups of six!

Okay!

However...

There's a more urgent issue here.

I want to pick Nagasaki Hut!

No, we'll be drawing lots.

I swear...

What does "fellow groups of six" even mean?

Ichikawa.

We'll let you join us.

I see... Um... thanks.

Sure, guess I'll join them.

Well, they're the perfect members if I want to go unnoticed.

Look. Yamada's group is also four, so they need two more.

But Hara-san's group also has four and needs two.

Should we split up, then?

Guess there's no choice!

Eh?

Huh, wait...

Hey, can me and Ota join you?

Huh?

What?!

Hold on, those other two are clearly the better choice.

Sekine-san!

Right?

-Anyone's fine. Except Adachi. -Hey...

Or what? Are you gunning for this group, Adachi?

Like hell I am!

I mean, look, Kanzaki's gonna join Hara-san's group...

Well, Yamada and I know all about it...

Then let's hold a draft, where we each pick one of you four!

What?! Who the hell gave you the right to pick?!

She's still a rotten wench.

Hmm? You really wanna complain?

Sorry...

He'd go that far to join them?

Give us a minute then.

Okay, then, majority rules!

Who wants Adachi?

Okay, zero.

Hey, wait... zero?

Oh no, they're never gonna choose me!

Alright, next, Ota!

Hold on.

We should talk it out a bit before making our votes...

Who do you want, Yamada?

It's not like I have anyone in mind...

He's pretty normal.

I can't trust your normal, Yamada.

Hmm, I see.

Then we'll go with him for now...

No objections.

Okay! We've decided on our first pick!

Our selected draft pick...

Kanzaki-kun! With three votes out of four!

Why's this freak got such high approval?!

Eh? But...

Ah... Wait! Wait one moment!

What? Anna, you don't want him?

It's not that.

But we should respect Kanzaki-kun's feelings too.

Right?

No... I... just...

Of course he can't say he wants to join Hara-san's group in this situation...

Ah, you know, you can negotiate, so it's not set in stone.

Kanzaki, you're serious and you've got good grades, right?

Eh... I guess they're all right.

In that case, I think you'd be better off in the other group.

Ichikawa...

This trip is to learn, not to mess around.

In that case, a group that fits your intellectual level...

Ah.

You've got a point.

Okay, I'm a moron, so I guess I have to join this group.

Me too...

Oh no!

I... got a 40 in science!

What kind of confession is that?

Shoot, you win.

A serious-looking moron.

Me and Ichikawa will join then,

to complete our six-person group of idiots!

Hold on, I'm no idiot! I'm ranked fifth in our grade!

Let's go join their group then.

Yeah...

Hey, have you all decided yet?

It feels like I've lost, in a lot of ways...

You were lying, right?

How... How did she know?

THE WORLD ENCYCLOPEDIA OF DOGS

Did Yamada realize I was trying to join her group?

Wait, no.

I wasn't trying to join her group to begin with.

I was just doing it so Kanzaki could end up with Hara-san's group...

I wonder how those two are doing.

Ah, Hara-san.

Eh?

Don't blatantly lure her with food!

Oh! Triple Potato flavor...

It worked.

Ah... but I'm still on a diet...

But you still came.

That's because I wanted to talk with you, Yamada-san.

Really?

Yes! I won against snacks!

They've immediately created a Moe manga atmosphere.

But I thought Kanzaki-kun said he likes chubby girls.

Don't be fooled!

In the end, that only applies to girls with cute faces.

Someone like me still needs to lose weight.

What? You're cute, Hara-san!

That's not...

So, how's it going with Kanzaki-kun?

Oh? She's trying to be considerate?

What?! You two spent the day together?!

So much for that!

You're being too loud!

Ah! Sorry.

We just did some shopping...

That perv! You're kidding me!

How far did you go?

How far?

Shibuya?

Eh... Ah... Koyama...

Hara-san!

I see, how nice.

I always wanted to gossip about boys.

Chi doesn't really seem interested in it.

In that case, I want to hear your stories, Yamada-san.

I'm sure you have a lot more experience.

I probably shouldn't be listening in on this...

A boyfriend? I don't have one.

Oh... Phew...

But you've had one before, right?

Nope.

Ah... Phew...

My bad. I didn't realize.

I thought for sure you'd have a wonderful boyfriend.

I can give advice without one, though!

Don't look so irritated.

Like fantasizing? I do it a lot as well.

Hara-san's not pulling any punches.

Are there things you want to do if you get a boyfriend?

Want to do...

Hara-san!

For me, it's this!

Sharing earbuds for music!

Ah... that's what you...

Let's take a photo.

Okay, I'm taking it now!

Sorry, I was trying to match your face size...

You see girls do that all the time!

Also, this.

Holding hands inside your pocket.

Ah! That's a good one!

Hmm?

Dude, that's gross!

Let's use your pocket.

Ah...

Hmm?

A Pie Choco!

This... was gonna be a present for you, Yamada-san...

You, go ahead and eat it!

Just for today, then.

Yum!

I'm glad.

If only time could stop right here...

What?

A ghost?

Ah, no... it's probably...

Ah...

Ichikawa-kun?

Then it's fine if he hears us.

I'm sure he won't tell anyone.

Was I just casually insulted?

Are you two always in the library?

Usually, if I don't have work.

Is that so?

Wait... I've been coming here for a long time now.

Yamada just happened to start coming here at some point.

Before I knew it?

Hmm...

Let me know if there's any progress.

You too.

She doesn't have a boyfriend. She's never had one.

So what does that matter?

It has nothing to do with me...

Do I really... have a diseased mind?

Rain?

A sudden downpour, sharing umbrellas, bumping shoulders.

A forgotten umbrella event, for normies who can burn in hell...

-Ah... -Ah...

Ah, that's right. You ride a bicycle.

What's wrong with my bicycle?

Just now...

Would she have used my umbrella if I had one?

It's a little big...

I know! Let me borrow this.

What? But...

I'll wear this, go to the nearby corner store, and buy an umbrella.

Eh? Then I'll...

I'd feel bad making you do that.

Go on, take it off.

Oh, a perfect fit.

Yamada's wearing my raincoat...

Okay, I'll be going now.

It's fine, I'll make sure I come back.

I wasn't doubting you...

That sounded like a one-liner before I die.

Just go already.

Saying that makes me worry for some reason.

Hmm?

Yamada's bag?

Don't tell me her wallet's inside.

No, even if it was, there's cashless payments...

SENZOKU - SHIBUYA

She's not carrying it?!

Hey!

Hey!

Yamada!

Your bag! Your wallet!

Ah!

Ah, this is so it doesn't get wet...

Ichikawa, you'll get wet as well.

Eh... Ah...

My wallet's in the top compartment.

Can you take it out and put it in my pocket?

Eh?

That one... is broken.

This?

Yeah...

Ah, no, no, it'll get wet!

My cardigan pocket.

Thanks...

You go hurry back now.

You too.

She didn't want to admit her own mistake.

Or... did she want to experience it?

A forgotten umbrella event.

I'm back!

No, she might have just gone to buy snacks.

Ichikawa, do you like mint chocolate?

No strong feelings.

Eh?

I thought most people either love or hate mint chocolate!

Is that right?

There's a Pie Choco inside.

She wanted to eat it after all...

Then which one am I?

Wait, you've already disclosed the answer...

Okay, time's up.

That was fast!

That was a quick-fire quiz.

Tell me that first.

Then...

Here, a consolation prize.

Ice cream...

You wanted something else?

Ah... that's right.

I really do have a diseased mind...

I'm... in love with Yamada.

Thanks...

Ichikawa!

I didn't tell you the answer...

Eh?

It's love!

You mean mint chocolate, right?!

Mint chocolate, right?!

I screamed louder than I ever have in my life.

The day of the workplace tour is here.

Ah, I want to eat a Fairchiki.

Not happening.

I may have ended up in the same group as Yamada...

But I can't just chat up the girls.

Milk tea, then.

No drinks, either!

What?!

Ah, is this the place?

AKITA SHOTEN

Hey, which receptionist is your type?

Shut up.

I had no choice but to hang out with him, the only guy.

Thank you very much.

My pleasure.

She said our contact is on the way.

I may not look it, but I know my manga!

Like One Piece, Hunter, and Titans!

I've got a bad feeling about this.

This is our editorial department.

Please, step inside.

Ah, so cute.

Moeko, have you heard of this?

Nope.

-And this? -No idea.

She's clueless!

Yamada, do you read manga?

Mmm, not really.

Huh... me neither...

Trying to match her tastes is fine... but if you do that...

You'll quickly run out of things to say.

Ah, Yuri Araki-chan!

We're in the same agency.

For real?! Yuri?!

Ah, you know her? She's cute, right?

Damn, an unexpected common interest.

Yeah, but what I like are her assets.

That really defines her...

Ah, um...

Ouch!

Thank god he's an idiot.

Wow...

You like them?

Yes.

I'm a huge fan of Crows and Worst.

Huh, Crows is published by Akita Shoten?

Adachi, you know it?

It's a man's bible!

I know it too! It's the one with lots of hot guys!

That's right!

Just shut up!

Want to see some raw manuscripts?

What?! Is that okay?!

What a difference in passion.

Though if I had to pick, I'd side with them too...

But it would be shameful to get worked up over some manga...

Hey, kids.

Here's the raw manuscript for Baki!

Baki ! I want to see it!

You're not gonna look?

Eh?

Calm down.

Well... I do wanna look...

You guys! Ichikawa can't see!

Ah, no...

Come on, out of the way!

The raw manuscripts for Baki!

Such finely drawn details!

All these layers of screentone...

Amazing...

It's amazing!

Yeah... Sure is.

What?

Don't give me that, "Yeah, sure is"!

Does anyone have any questions?

Here!

For lucky pervert scenes in manga with naked women,

is it the norm to sketch it out while looking at the real deal...

No.

Seriously, shut up.

Those are all just fantasy.

I know that.

But there's meaning in asking the question!

Ah, excuse me.

Eh?

Oh...

Eh?!

Oh no!

No matter where I look, I'll end up ogling her!

In that case...

Without sight, my other senses are getting stimulated...

A pleasant smell...

The sound of breathing...

Down there...

Phew, it's over.

What's wrong?

So this is what it's like to be a lucky pervert...

The way he draws muscles is something else.

Ichikawa, do you read a lot of manga?

Well, more than average.

From Akita Shoten, it'd be Baki, which we saw,

Beastars, and for something older, there's Mitsudomoe...

Damn it, I can't stop babbling on...

What else?

Right now, I'm really into Togen Anki.

Huh...

She's got a habit of staring at people's faces.

The only thing I read is, uh, Kimiiro Octave...

Ah, the Shojo manga that's gotten a movie and an anime...

That one's not Akita Shoten.

Who publishes it?

I think Shugakukan.

Gakkan, huh?

Who calls it Gakkan?

Have you read it, Ichikawa?

Nope.

Then want to borrow my copy?

Eh?

No way Ichikawa-kun would read a mushy, sweet Shojo manga!

Hilarious.

What? So she was just mocking me?

Quick bathroom break.

Okay. We're taking the train leaving at 20.

Damn it!

No way this depressing-as-hell guy would read a sparkly Shojo manga!

That's right!

Even if I realize that I'm in love with Yamada, she would never...

Huh? Where's everyone else?

You didn't tell the others?!

I thought they heard you!

Ah!