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Hey! Hey!

Asshole.

What the fuck you think you're doing, huh?

My fucking area, you got it?

How about a little ride?

You going my way?

Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

What is that?

My gun.

I don't know.

It's so big.

Put it away.

I didn't mean to scare you.

It's just I'd never seen one of those before.

Not up close.

You don't know me.

I'm sorry I thought you thought wrong.

I was destined to meet you.

You believe in

fate?

I met this kid.

He was the sweetest thing on earth.

Had big old puppy dog eyes.

One day, I was crossing the street and

that was it.

I didn't even see the fucker coming.

But he did push me out of the way.

And I haven't been the same since.

Who are you?

I guess I could ask you the same question.

Nice place.

Thanks, come on

Excuse me.

You live here by yourself?

No.

I don't.

Honey, are you decent? We got company.

Hi, honey.

Who's this?

This is our new handyman. He's going to be staying out back for a while.

Nice to meet you, ma 'am.

Come on, I'll show you around.

So... This is

where you'll be staying.

So you're married?

My wife and I, we have an understanding.

So she knows you're gay. I'm not gay.

So what do you call that thing we did over at the junction?

An urge.

So?

Do you need the help or not?

Look, Mr. Mann, I don't need nobody's help.

That's not what I meant.

I could use the help.

I'm not gonna be your live -in lover.

No pun intended, that's just queer.

No strings, alright?

Well, how do I know?

You look fine.

Now that made me feel special. I'm not in the mood.

To argue or to fuck.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

It's been hard on you.

I know.

I'm sorry.

So where... Where did you meet this cowboy?

At the junction.

All the way up north?

He must be one hell of a gardener.

Is that a problem?

No, it'd just be nice to be consulted the next time you bring a stranger home.

Fine.

Good night.

Don't work too hard.

You too.

Morning, ma 'am.

Ma 'am?

You do realize I'm only a few years older than you, don't you?

No offense.

None taken.

You mind telling me where you're from?

Texas, originally.

What about lately?

Up north?

Oh, my husband met you at the junction.

He does a lot of work up there for his firm.

Yeah.

So, um, is it true what they say about things being bigger in

Texas?

I think you have the wrong impression of me.

What do you mean?

I'm a woman and you're a man and...

My husband's at work.

If it were only that simple.

I'm sorry I've made you feel uncomfortable.

It's just that, uh... What?

I'm in a cowboy.

Not cowgirl.

Does this shade work for me?

I

think

I'm gonna like having you around.

Where are you going then?

Cold shower.

What are you doing?

I have a tummy ache.

What's for dinner?

I didn't make anything.

Anything interesting happen today?

Our handyman's gay.

Tonight, I'm gonna...

Gonna make myself a sandwich.

Looks like you have a tummy ache too.

You're going to be late for work.

Morning.

Morning.

You need anything special done today?

Talk to my wife. She'll give you a list of things to do.

So who did come up with things are bigger in Texas?

I don't know, ma 'am.

What did I tell you about that?

My apologies. It's just my mama raised me to be proper.

She sure did.

Am I going to be the only one drinking here?

I'm your friend.

You going my way?

So she knows you're gay?

I'm not in the mood.

To argue or to fuck?

I'm not gay.

Did you say you're here from up north?

Yes, ma 'am. What did I tell you about that?

Is there someone

special waiting for you up there?

What?

You're acting like someone died.

Did I?

Some... idiot... hit him at an intersection.

Oh, God.

Who was he?

He was just a kid.

He saved my life.

And uh... I'll never forget him.

I love him one too.

He was almost seven days old.

Hi,

honey.

What's going on here?

We were just talking.

I better keep going.

You might want to finish that.

Those caves are so sassy.

Are you still upset about what happened this afternoon?

You are, aren't you?

The last thing I expected to see after a hard day at the office was freaking

Will and Grace in my living room.

So I can't be friends with him because... He's the help.

Wow, that would not be.

Whatever.

You've been acting weird lately. Is there something I should know about?

Like what?

I don't know. You tell me.

All I know is you haven't been this distant since you had that accident last

year.

And what was that? About 200 hours of therapy and six months of my life I

get back.

I'm sorry I had issues.

Had?

I hate it when you're bitchy.

But when you do it, it's okay.

When am I bitchy?

Every time I try to make love to you, you push me away with some lame excuse.

I have to know.

Is there another woman?

Absolutely not.

Then it's me.

I don't do it for you anymore.

Baby.

Don't. I don't want us to be fucked.

What took you so long?

It's been mighty lonely back here.

But I thought you didn't... Come

here.

Touch.

Peace.

Just breathe.

I thought you didn't want this.

Want what?

Being my living lover, as you put it.

Call me crazy, but I've got a gut feeling you and the missus won't be

for much longer.

What with you having these urges and all.

Why didn't you tell me you had a kid?

What does it matter?

She... She was pregnant when I married her.

I couldn't just leave her.

She was my best friend.

When the baby came, we had a room all ready for him.

But he was premature and he died a week later.

We didn't even bring him home.

I would just lie here.

Morning.

What time is it?

Don't forget your vitamins.

How about a little ride?

Settle up.

Turn off the light.

What

are

you doing?

It's good on you.

But I am.

I could fall for you.

Could?

So long as you have that thing on.

We're still just satisfying urges, right?

You're not funny.

Don't get mad.

I'm not mad.

Then why are you in such a hurry to leave?

I go to work in a few hours.

Look, if there's anything real going on here, then...

you have to leave her.

So that we can be together.

Where are they together?

I'm sure my partners at the firm will have a field day with that one.

I don't follow.

This.

What we have here will never work.

When was the last time you touched her?

I don't see where that's any of your business.

You don't have sex with her anymore, do you?

Why would you ask me that?

Because if you were satisfying her, then she wouldn't be putting the moves on

me.

Why can't you just let her go?

This discussion is over.

Whoa, whoa.

It's okay. It's just me.

Bad dream, huh?

I have to go.

Don't.

You're all right.

No. No, I'm not.

Do you want me to make another appointment with Dr. Jones?

No.

I'll be fine.

Take care.

Something bad, ma 'am?

What did I tell you about that ma 'am shit?

Is there something you needed?

There was nothing important that I had to have bothered you.

Wait.

It's not you.

Really.

It's me.

My husband was mighty angry when he saw the two of us mingling.

Somehow I don't think it was a fit of jealousy.

What makes you think that?

He doesn't get jealous anymore.

About anything.

I don't know. Maybe you did have something to do with it.

If I did...

I'm truly sorry and unaware, ma 'am.

Sorry, I only did it again.

It's okay.

I am a ma 'am.

You can go now.

Isn't it a little bit early for Halloween?

You forgot again.

Our anniversary.

Honey, I'm sorry.

It's all right. I'm used to it.

You haven't been the same since you hit that damn deer.

I thought we weren't going to talk about that anymore.

It's been over a year.

And half that time you've been in therapy and I've been in bed alone.

As if I was somehow responsible for your accident.

Nice job distorting everything.

That's the girl I fell for.

Just say it. I know you want to. Say what?

Bitch.

Really not in the mood?

Yeah, what else is new?

You bitch.

You happy now?

Put your hands up and your pants down.

Not so fast, partner.

It's truth or dare time.

Shoot.

Oh, I plan to.

When was the first time you were with a man?

Last year up north.

Did you go all the way?

No.

Just with you.

Are we done now?

Baby, we're just getting started.

Grey hair.

I love you.

You don't have to say it back.

I know it's in here.

Morning. Aren't you going to be late for work?

What happened to you?

I have a better question.

Where were you?

I went out for a little walk. You were passed out by the time I got back.

Are you out of your pills?

You want me on half speed all day, don't you?

Hey, you're the one that says you can't live without them.

I'm pregnant.

What?

Well, wipe that dumb look off your face. I'm not... I thought a baby would

really fuck up your plans, didn't it?

Funny, but we've had this discussion before.

No.

We haven't.

I thought we agreed that after... We don't need to make love anymore.

Is that what this is all about?

Look, just listen to me. What?

Stay away from her.

What? Am I supposed to act like she's not there?

She's acting really loopy right now, and I don't want her tripping out on you.

I'm a big boy.

I know you are.

Just trust me, okay?

You know how long it's been since I trusted someone?

Look.

I hope this is for real.

You're not just playing games with me.

I would not do that.

You're a hoarder like the plague.

You do it.

Are you feeling any better?

Can I look any better?

Sure.

That was convincing.

Sort of like our sex life.

Bravo, encore, the diva has spoken.

Bravo, encore, the diva has spoken.

Sounds funnier when you say it.

Is everything a fucking joke with you?

You want to take it easy with that?

Please, if I wanted to cut, I would have done it years ago.

Very nice to know you.

I'd just like to know one thing.

You know, your baby Jane antics don't work on me.

Are you gay?

Definitely don't drop the glass.

Why would you ask that?

Just going through a list of reasons my husband won't fuck me because... And

this makes you so desirable how?

I needed that.

Carrot soup.

Carrot cake.

Carrot casserole.

At least we'll have 20 -20 vision after this meal, honey.

Do

you remember

the first time you told me you loved me?

Yes.

You were so sweet.

You said you didn't want to do it until we got married because I was... You're

special.

You weren't like the other girls.

I did love you. What happened?

What do you mean?

You just said did.

No, I didn't.

Please, I'm really trying here.

I'm sorry.

Daddy was so excited when we got engaged. He practically handed you that

partnership at the firm.

I know he did.

And when I was pregnant... I don't want to talk about that.

After I lost the baby, you promised you'd never leave me.

And now look at us.

Yeah, I'm first.

Old mate.

Come on, honey.

I can't.

We're having so much fun.

I can't do this.

This isn't fair to you or me.

Well, what's wrong? Don't you like sex?

Not with you.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

You are, aren't you?

Yes.

Then you don't go up north on business.

So she knows?

Yes.

You mean me?

No.

Are you sure?

Yes. She would have said something if she knew.

So what now?

Lay low.

I'll file for divorce in the morning and then do anything.

The thing that attracted me most, sir, was her beautiful smile.

Got it.

What can I do for you?

You can stop fucking my husband.

Dumb look off your face, Jesus. You and him both.

We shouldn't be having this conversation.

And why not?

We have so much in common.

I should be going. Where?

Back to Flo's diner? So you can fuck up someone else's life?

How do you know that name?

Oh, a little birdie told me.

Listen, I ain't playing nice and nice anymore, sugar.

Now you tell me how you know that name.

You're hurting me.

I'll stop if you tell me.

My husband hit a deer up there last year.

But you already know that, don't you? Because you've been fucking him ever

since.

You ain't making no sense.

I ain't known your husband for more than a week. And there ain't no deer in the

area. Stop shaking me.

What do you mean, no deer?

No deer.

Then what the hell did he hit up there?

Your husband had an accident.

Near that diner.

When? About January.

You haven't been the same since you hit that damn deer.

I thought we weren't going to talk about that anymore.

It's been over a year.

And half that time you've been in therapy and I've been in bed alone.

As if I was somehow responsible for your exit.

Oh my God.

We finally put two and two together.

And you know what it is?

I love you. I

love

you.

What's going on? Give me the keys.

What are you all dressed up for?

Your funeral.

We need to talk. Your cowboy needs to talk to you. He's waiting in back.

What does he want?

Probably your ass.

You didn't think I was that stupid, did you?

Where are you going?

I've been waiting for you. You have?

You look all steamed up.

Oh.

You have no idea?

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

I'm a one -eyed snake, motherfucker.

You said you needed to talk to me and now this.

I don't understand.

I know.

Really?

I don't know.

We're still together.

Meaning? Meaning you're the -

The date.

The diner.

It all makes sense.

Please don't hurt me.

years always trying to remember

Are you going my way?

Do you believe in fate?