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[ Ticking ]
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[ Keys Rattling ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Water Running ]
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[ Doorbell Rings ]
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[ Doorbell Rings ]
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- Who is it?
- [ Man ]
My name is Watts.
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I think I have something
that belongs to you.
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A silver pen
with your name on it?
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Where'd you find it?
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You left it
on the Manhattan Bridge
about 45 minutes ago.
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Thanks for your trouble.
[ Exhales ]
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Wouldn't you like to know
what I was doing on the
Manhattan Bridge at 1:00 a.m.?
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No, frankly, I wouldn't.
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If you don't mind,
it's very late, and
I'd like to go to sleep.
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As a matter of fact, I was
watching you dump somebody's
body into the East River.
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You're mistaken.
That was old clothes.
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Goodwill doesn't pick up
anymore, you know?
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Old clothes don't usually need
a tire jack stuffed in with them
to make sure they'll sink.
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I was passing your building.
I saw you putting the bag
into the trunk of your car.
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In my business, you learn
to recognize the outline
of a head and shoulders.
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- So I followed you
to the bridge.
- Who are you?
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A detective
with the New York
Police Department.
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Very nice,
the way you big deal
Broadway composers live.
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Who's that?
Your father?
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The greatest composer of music
the American theater has ever
produced-- George Gershwin.
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Nice piano.
How often do you
have it tuned?
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Whenever I have to.
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And, uh, how often
do you wash
your candelabra?
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Look, Mr. Watts,
you have no basis
for your accusation,
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so I suggest that unless
you have a warrant--
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- [ Papers Rustle ]
- Hmm.
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[ Singsong ]
"C", "C",
"E", "E", "D", "E".
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"C."
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I always liked music.
My family couldn't
afford the lessons.
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Oh, look at that.
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Somebody spilled
his bloody mary.
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[ Chuckles ]
You wouldn't have
liked him.
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He was a total slime.
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You better get your coat,
Mr. Gillespie.
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- I'm afraid I'm going to
have to take you downtown.
- You like music?
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What do you
think of this?
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? Balboa thought
it was terrific ?
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? When he discovered
the Pacific ?
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? Columbus sailed
the ocean blue ??
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That's cute.
Is it yours?
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- It is, and it isn't.
- What does that mean?
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- Had a partner.
His name was Jerry.
- I remember.
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You guys were together
a long time.
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Yeah,
we split up six months ago.
We decided to work on our own.
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I signed on to do
a musical with Logan Webb,
the producer.
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Logan is
a very impatient man.
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Jo-Jo, we've got to have
those songs by Wednesday.
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Couldn't you
at least let me hear
a couple of them?
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Listen, Logan,
when I was working
with Jerry,
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he used to show our stuff
all over town
before it was ready.
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By the time people saw the show,
they thought they were seeing
a revival.
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Now that I'm on my own,
things are different. You will
see the songs on Wednesday.
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Laurie's heard the songs.
Laurie, tell the man.
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- Uh, it's-it's his best
work ever, Mr. Webb.
- There. See?
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It'll be the only cast in
history to get their songs
on the first day of rehearsal.
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[ Laurie ] Don't you
ever do that to me again.
He knew I was lying.
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Honey, you were sticking up
for your fella. Think of it
as a higher form of truth.
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You're the best, baby.
You gonna eat
those strawberries?
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Look who's here, old tin ear.
Don't you know you can't afford
this table since we broke up?
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- Hi, Jerry. Think of
a rhyme for June yet?
- Stop it, Jo-Jo.
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- Hi, Laurie.
- Hi, Jerry.
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I understand you're
going to Aruba.
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[ Jo-Jo ]
Where did you hear that?
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Carmen,
the cleaning lady,
of course.
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I thought I'd take
a little time off
to be by myself.
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You're by yourself now.
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I think Carmen,
the cleaning lady, should
stick to her vacuum cleaning...
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and stop acting
like a gossip columnist.
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- Why don't you fire her?
- Why don't you?
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- No, you fire her.
- That's why she'll always
work for both of you.
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Face it, Jo-Jo,
you'd be lost without her.
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- He's right, Jo-Jo.
You do depend on her.
- What?
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I do not depend on her
for anything.
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Who the hell's side
are you on, anyway?
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- [ Vacuuming ]
- ?? [ Light ]
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[ Ringing ]
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Would somebody
answer the phone, please?
I am trying to work here.
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Mr. Jo-Jo's apartment.
This is Carmen speaking.
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Ah, hello, Mr. Webb.
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Oh, no, I'm so sorry.
He just went out
one minute ago.
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But if you're calling
about the songs, Mr. Webb,
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they are the most
beautiful songs I ever--
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All right, Mr. Webb,
I tell him.
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Wednesday.
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- [ Vacuuming Resumes ]
- Well, you picked
a great time, didn't you?
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I've been working
on this thing for three months,
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and I don't have note one,
and now you're leaving me.
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Will you cut
that thing off?
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Honey, I'm so sorry
I yelled at you.
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I'm under a tremendous
amount of pressure.
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I've just gotta top Jerry
with my show, honey.
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Aw, sweetie, didn't we
have a great time
in Atlantic City?
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? You got to admit
it was pretty
in old Atlantic City ?
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- [ Slams ]
- [ Bangs Keys ]
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What's happening, Carmen?
Where am I going wrong?
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I can't seem
to write anything.
I've lost my girl.
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Mr. Jo-Jo, last year,
when my little Perrito
disappear, somebody say to me,
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"Why you no go see
Sister Teresa?
She find your dog for you."
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Carmen, I can't deal
with this psychic
voodoo nonsense.
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But Teresa
find Perrito for me,
Mr. Jo-Jo.
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She cure Ramon's asthma,
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and she make Carmen
fall in love
with Ah Fong.
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For a while.
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Yeah, uh, I-- I'm going
for a walk, Carmen.
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Make sure you lock up,
all right?
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[ Clears Throat ]
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Um, Sister Teresa?
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Either she will
come back immediately, or
she will never come back.
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Who?
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Oh, forget about Laurie.
What about my music?
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- I'm totally blocked.
- Music?
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00:09:04,782 --> 00:09:08,721
No, no,
I cannot help you.
I am sorry.
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Music is too dangerous,
too painful
and too unpredictable.
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- Too painful?
- Yes!
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It requires a total possession
by the spirit of the master.
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It is exhausting.
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I'm too old for it.
I must ask you to leave.
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Sister Teresa,
you've gotta help me.
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- No.
- Music is my life!
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I feel like
I'm losing my talent.
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Why can't I write
anymore?
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Please,
you've got to help me!
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[ Groans ]
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[ Shrieks ]
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[ Shrieking Continues ]
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?? [ "Rhapsody In Blue" ]
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So you dried up, huh?
That's one thing that
never happened to me.
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I couldn't write 'em down
as fast as
I could think 'em up.
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"Fascinating Rhythm,"
"The Man I Love"--
I never stopped.
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And there's plenty more
where that came from.
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So what do ya need?
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00:10:23,703 --> 00:10:27,482
Well, uh, the opening tune.
I need a snappy boy-girl duet.
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He's a millionaire,
and she's a reporter who--
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Never mind the plot,
nobody cares.
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I got just the number.
Listen to this.
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? Balboa thought
it was terrific ?
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? When he discovered
the Pacific ?
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? Columbus sailed
the ocean blue ?
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00:10:47,202 --> 00:10:51,397
? And Marco Polo
found China solo ?
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00:10:51,429 --> 00:10:55,401
? But I discovered you ?
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00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:58,698
? Remember Ferdinand Magellan ?
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00:10:58,730 --> 00:11:01,066
? He saw the straits
and nearly fell in ?
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00:11:01,097 --> 00:11:05,645
? Cort�s found gold
in old Peru ?
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00:11:05,677 --> 00:11:07,886
[ Male Singer ]
? Both Clark and Lewis ?
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00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,645
[ Female Singer ]
? Gave rivers to us ?
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[ Together ]
? But I discovered you ?
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- Not so fast.
- Fabulous.
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If the rest
are as good as this,
we've a hit.
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Don't worry.
I'm bringing in
more tomorrow.
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? Around your heart, dear ?
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00:11:23,927 --> 00:11:26,199
? Consider Hudson and da Gama ?
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00:11:26,230 --> 00:11:28,183
? They brought the bacon
home to mama ?
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00:11:28,216 --> 00:11:32,858
? We give them credit
where it's due ?
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00:11:32,890 --> 00:11:36,957
- ? Take Spain or Thailand ?
- ? I'll stick with my land ?
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? 'Cause I discovered you ??
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Uh, Bob.
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Terrific tune,
huh, Alan?
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Better than anything
he wrote with Jerry.
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I knew he wanted to
get off on his own,
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but, frankly, I didn't
think he was this good.
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- I don't think he is.
- What do you mean?
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I know Jo-Jo's style.
I've played every show
he did with Jerry Lane.
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He can't write like this.
I'm telling you.
This is someone else's.
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00:12:02,857 --> 00:12:06,316
Why, Alan,
I'd almost think
you were jealous.
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?? [ Ends ]
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[ No Audible Dialogue ]
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00:12:18,929 --> 00:12:20,946
Dinner for one again,
huh, Jer?
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00:12:20,978 --> 00:12:23,668
Jo-Jo, did you know
our shows are opening
the same night?
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No, I heard your show
was in trouble. I thought
you had a little book problem.
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00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:29,781
Really? I heard
you were having trouble
coming up with the tunes.
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00:12:29,814 --> 00:12:32,089
Time to dip
into the old trunk,
eh, Jo-Jo?
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00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,392
Trunk, schmunk!
They're the best tunes
I've ever written.
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I'd love to play you one,
except you'd steal it.
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00:12:37,307 --> 00:12:39,164
Oh, you're right.
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00:12:39,195 --> 00:12:42,654
You always were the one
with the best ideas,
the most... talent.
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00:12:42,686 --> 00:12:45,279
Would you do me a favor?
Would you listen
to one of my songs?
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00:12:45,311 --> 00:12:48,929
- From your actual show?
- Mm-hmm. I'd like
an honest opinion.
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00:12:48,961 --> 00:12:51,330
It's the love song.
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00:12:55,908 --> 00:13:01,927
? You're my anything
Whatever you want to be ?
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00:13:01,959 --> 00:13:05,129
? Be anything
and be it eternally ?
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00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,233
It's really
just great, Jer.
I love that.
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00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:10,636
? You're sexy,
you're smart ?
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00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:12,620
? You're the Earth
and the moon ?
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00:13:12,653 --> 00:13:16,846
? The sand and the dune
and the sea ??
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00:13:17,968 --> 00:13:21,395
I'm moved, Jer.
I'm really moved.
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00:13:23,153 --> 00:13:26,323
- ?? [ Piano ]
- [ No Audible Dialogue ]
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[ No Audible Dialogue ]
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[ No Audible Dialogue ]
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00:14:04,870 --> 00:14:07,241
? Ticklish toes
That's how it goes ?
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00:14:07,273 --> 00:14:09,257
? Ticklish toes
in my socks ?
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00:14:09,288 --> 00:14:11,530
? Ticklish toes
Nobody knows ?
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00:14:11,561 --> 00:14:13,995
? Ticklish toes
Oh, what shocks ?
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00:14:14,026 --> 00:14:16,365
? You've got me hoppin' ?
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00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,252
? Each evening till 3:00 ?
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00:14:18,284 --> 00:14:21,327
? Ticklish toes
Ticklish toes ?
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00:14:21,359 --> 00:14:26,387
- [ Inaudible ]
- ? Ticklish toes
Keep dancin' with me ??
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00:14:29,684 --> 00:14:31,668
- [ Groans ]
- [ Thud ]
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00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:34,741
Oh, that was
really good, George.
Only two more to go.
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00:14:34,772 --> 00:14:39,000
Mr. Jo,
you must go home.
This is killing me.
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00:14:39,032 --> 00:14:41,755
I told you.
Music always
do this to me.
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00:14:42,873 --> 00:14:45,947
My heart--
My heart can't stand this.
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00:14:45,979 --> 00:14:49,086
Teresa, we're so close.
Don't fail me now.
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00:14:49,115 --> 00:14:52,030
- Pepi. Pepi!
- Forget Pepi!
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00:14:52,061 --> 00:14:56,832
George, do you hear me?
George, we only have
two more songs left!
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- [ Teresa ]
Pepi!
- You must go now, Mr. Jo.
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00:15:00,097 --> 00:15:02,467
- Go?
- Can I have the $15?
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00:15:05,348 --> 00:15:08,102
Listen, sonny. I gotta
have one more session
with your mommy.
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00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:11,976
I don't care what it costs.
I'll give you, uh--
I'll give you $100.
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00:15:12,008 --> 00:15:14,186
I gotta have
two more songs.
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00:15:14,218 --> 00:15:16,011
A hundred dollars?
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00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:19,340
You call back tomorrow,
okay?
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00:15:19,371 --> 00:15:21,613
God bless you.
I will never forget you.
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00:15:21,644 --> 00:15:23,181
[ Kisses ]
I love you.
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00:15:24,495 --> 00:15:27,280
Ethics? What are you
talking about? Ethics.
224
00:15:27,311 --> 00:15:30,130
I'm talking about representing
yourself as the composer
of another man's work.
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00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:31,697
This is none
of your business, Alan!
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00:15:31,729 --> 00:15:34,131
Is that what
you're going to say
to Logan Webb?
227
00:15:34,164 --> 00:15:36,116
You make me sick, Jo-Jo.
228
00:15:36,149 --> 00:15:39,094
For eight years now,
I have watched you ride
Jerry Lane's coattails,
229
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:41,591
and steal ideas
from every composer
in this town.
230
00:15:41,623 --> 00:15:43,736
But this time, you're not
going to get away with it.
231
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:47,098
It's time somebody
blew the whistle on you,
and I am just the guy who--
232
00:15:59,873 --> 00:16:02,051
[ Sighs ]
Oh, my God.
233
00:16:02,082 --> 00:16:04,100
Oh, God.
234
00:16:21,931 --> 00:16:24,557
[ Grunting ]
235
00:16:29,679 --> 00:16:31,376
Oh.
236
00:16:36,594 --> 00:16:39,894
- [ Panting ]
- [ Splashes ]
237
00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:48,600
? You got me hoppin'
each evenin' till 3:00 ?
238
00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:53,660
? Ticklish toes
Ticklish toes ?
239
00:16:53,691 --> 00:16:57,534
? Ticklish toes
Keep dancin' with me ??
240
00:17:03,104 --> 00:17:06,145
Well, great stuff, huh?
Hell, I'm the new Gershwin.
241
00:17:06,177 --> 00:17:07,873
Oh, this show
is gonna run for years.
242
00:17:07,906 --> 00:17:10,756
How much can a guy make
on a show that
runs for years?
243
00:17:10,787 --> 00:17:13,829
On my last show,
I was making, uh,
about 10,000 a week.
244
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:15,527
Oh, more than
I could possibly spend.
245
00:17:17,063 --> 00:17:20,393
Tell me, Watts, how would you
like to acquire an interest
in a hit Broadway show?
246
00:17:20,426 --> 00:17:23,627
Meet a lot of pretty girls,
find a dividend check
in your mailbox every month?
247
00:17:23,658 --> 00:17:25,259
It wouldn't
cost you a thing.
248
00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:27,020
I've always loved
show business.
249
00:17:27,053 --> 00:17:30,030
Enough to forget
what you saw
on that bridge tonight?
250
00:17:31,213 --> 00:17:33,008
What do you say?
Ten percent of my share?
251
00:17:34,223 --> 00:17:37,650
Half of your share?
I don't see
how I could refuse.
252
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:40,434
It's nice to know greed
isn't confined to the arts.
253
00:17:42,035 --> 00:17:43,732
- Then it's a deal.
- Mmm.
254
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,716
I think I'd like a drink.
How about some champagne?
255
00:17:45,749 --> 00:17:47,799
I think a toast
is in order.
256
00:17:53,369 --> 00:17:55,258
Your friend Jerry
has stars in his eyes.
257
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,820
The theater's been good
to you boys.
258
00:17:57,850 --> 00:17:59,228
The muses are fickle,
Watts.
259
00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:02,622
Let's see if he has
stars in his eyes when
his rotten show opens next week.
260
00:18:03,935 --> 00:18:06,017
[ Cork Pops ]
261
00:18:06,048 --> 00:18:07,711
Did you ever have
one of those days?
262
00:18:07,744 --> 00:18:09,794
Life is unpredictable,
isn't it?
263
00:18:09,824 --> 00:18:12,323
And the muses
are fickle.
264
00:18:12,353 --> 00:18:16,165
If I Discovered You should
turn out to be a disappointment
at the box office--
265
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:19,239
- Yes?
- Naturally,
our deal is off.
266
00:18:19,270 --> 00:18:20,809
I'll drink to that.
267
00:18:22,343 --> 00:18:25,225
This is Trish Tarleton,
Entertainment Tomorrow.
268
00:18:25,258 --> 00:18:27,851
We're here at Sordi's,
talking to two songwriters...
269
00:18:27,882 --> 00:18:30,540
who used to be
Broadway's hottest team.
270
00:18:30,573 --> 00:18:32,813
- Fellas, what happened?
- I'll tell ya what happened,
Trish.
271
00:18:32,844 --> 00:18:34,862
I was sitting
at the piano one day,
272
00:18:34,892 --> 00:18:37,199
and I saw this guy
asleep on the couch,
as usual.
273
00:18:37,232 --> 00:18:40,561
I said, "For this
I'm giving up 50%?"
274
00:18:40,593 --> 00:18:44,532
Well, I'm not going
to stoop to Jo-Jo's level
of personal vindictiveness.
275
00:18:44,563 --> 00:18:49,557
But, uh, let me just say
that after five years
of his irresponsibility,
276
00:18:49,589 --> 00:18:53,399
his pettiness, and
his incipient alcoholism--
277
00:18:53,430 --> 00:18:54,968
Oh, uh, don't forget
to mention nail biting.
278
00:18:54,999 --> 00:19:00,378
And now each of you has
a show opening exactly
one week from tonight.
279
00:19:00,411 --> 00:19:02,267
No, that's really
not quite accurate, Trish.
280
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:06,078
I have graciously decided
to postpone the opening
of my show for one night.
281
00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:07,487
[ Jerry ]
Oh, really?
282
00:19:07,518 --> 00:19:11,392
Well, that way
the critics can cover
both shows. How nice.
283
00:19:11,425 --> 00:19:14,915
Now, Jerry, I understand
you've got something else
to celebrate.
284
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,770
Isn't there
an engagement
in the wind?
285
00:19:16,803 --> 00:19:20,870
Oh, well, Trish,
no secret is safe
from you, is it?
286
00:19:20,901 --> 00:19:22,568
There's
the lucky young lady
right there.
287
00:19:23,782 --> 00:19:25,737
- Laurie McNamara.
- [ Jo-Jo ]
What?
288
00:19:25,768 --> 00:19:28,008
You creep. How long
has this been going on?
289
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,307
- About a year.
- [ Sighs ]
290
00:19:45,456 --> 00:19:47,187
I'm counting
on an early dinner tonight.
291
00:19:47,217 --> 00:19:50,451
- How come?
- The show will probably close
at intermission.
292
00:19:50,483 --> 00:19:53,429
I'm sure Jerry's score is
a real piece of... cake.
293
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,666
- Hey, Jer.
- Hi, Jo-Jo, glad
you could make it.
294
00:20:00,696 --> 00:20:03,515
- [ Shutters Clicking ]
- I cannot wait to hear
"You're My Anything" tonight.
295
00:20:03,547 --> 00:20:05,500
What?
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, that!
296
00:20:05,531 --> 00:20:07,453
You're such a jerk.
That was a joke!
297
00:20:08,830 --> 00:20:10,687
[ Jo-Jo ]
You invited Carmen
to your opening?
298
00:20:10,718 --> 00:20:12,382
Well, sure.
She's part of the family.
299
00:20:12,413 --> 00:20:14,463
- [ Man ]
Curtain going up.
- Oh. Oh, go ahead.
300
00:20:14,496 --> 00:20:16,577
I'll see you inside.
301
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:22,917
[ Instruments Tuning ]
302
00:20:32,617 --> 00:20:34,506
Teach me about
show business.
303
00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:37,291
Why did you let Jerry
open his show before yours?
304
00:20:37,324 --> 00:20:41,358
Well, because my success
will taste sweeter
in the wake of his failure.
305
00:20:41,390 --> 00:20:44,208
I hope you brought
something interesting
to read.
306
00:20:48,336 --> 00:20:50,899
?? [ Orchestra ]
307
00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:56,598
That sounds familiar.
308
00:21:01,175 --> 00:21:04,442
Sister Teresa?
What is she doing here?
309
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:11,389
? Balboa thought
it was terrific ?
310
00:21:11,422 --> 00:21:13,407
? When he discovered
the Pacific ?
311
00:21:13,436 --> 00:21:16,991
? Columbus sailed
the ocean blue ?
312
00:21:18,561 --> 00:21:20,578
[ Male Singer ]
? And Marco Polo ?
313
00:21:20,610 --> 00:21:22,020
[ Female Singer ]
? Found China solo ?
314
00:21:22,050 --> 00:21:23,619
[ Together ]
? But I discovered you ?
315
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:26,500
Jo-Jo, what's our song
doing in this show?
316
00:21:26,533 --> 00:21:29,062
I have no idea.
Where are you going?
317
00:21:29,093 --> 00:21:32,455
To cancel our opening,
and to call my lawyer.
318
00:21:32,487 --> 00:21:34,888
One of you guys
is in big trouble.
319
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,857
? Consider Hudson and da Gama ?
320
00:21:38,889 --> 00:21:40,908
? They brought the bacon
home to mama ?
321
00:21:40,939 --> 00:21:42,605
? We give them credit
where it's due ?
322
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:46,669
Listen, Watts,
this doesn't mean--
We still have a deal, right?
323
00:21:46,702 --> 00:21:48,622
The muses are fickle,
Jo-Jo.
324
00:21:48,654 --> 00:21:52,402
? I'll stick with my land
'cause I discovered-- ?
325
00:21:52,435 --> 00:21:54,324
? I hereby plant the flag ?
326
00:21:54,354 --> 00:22:01,174
? Yes, I discovered you ??
327
00:22:07,512 --> 00:22:09,626
[ Cheering ]
328
00:22:10,305 --> 00:22:16,476
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