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(Crackling)
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***
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- Forty-five,
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forty-six...
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I don't trust you!
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Oh, fuck!
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I hit it! I hit it!
- Keep going!
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- Pff... yeah,
I can't even remember.
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First I had math... failed.
- Failed.
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- Second, I had...
student success!
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I got two credits
in that class, asshole.
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- Yeah, but it's
student success.
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Congratulations,
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you had to fail a class the year
before to even get into that.
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- How do you fail summer school?
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You failed, so we're gonna send
you to school to fail you again?
- Yeah.
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- That's a horrible idea.
- Have to be at school for--
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- Just bringing down
my confidence. You ever
get a friend request,
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like, they live
in a different country?
- Yeah, you're like,
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how do I know you? How did you
even find me on Facebook?
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- I've never tried to add
some Mexican person.
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- They always add me,
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so I just say YOLO.
- YOLO. So you add them up?
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- I add some Mexicans.
- Like, "Oh yay,
this 50-year-old pedophile
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"wants to whack off
to my profile picture!
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Add! Accept!"
- Maybe he can send me
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some awesome Mexican stuff.
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- Some awesome Mexican stuff...
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He'll send you his taco.
(laughing)
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Fucking hurt!
- No doubt.
- Yeah.
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- Ugh...
- Alright, you ready?
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- I don't know.
- Come on.
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- You're probably way
stronger than me.
- He just did it.
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You're way stronger than him,
as you can see.
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Just do it.
- OK.
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- Get up! That's my boy.
- Need help?
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Let's go again.
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- No. No.
- If you won't fight him,
fight me.
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He's bigger than you,
you're bigger than me.
- That is true.
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- So you have the unfair
advantage there.
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- Alright.
- Shake hands. Let's do this.
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Aw!
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You good, man?
- He's good.
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- Doesn't look too good.
Holy shit.
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- Who cares? Like, it's a rock,
man. Stop being a pussy.
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- Need help up?
- How much blood is there?
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- Not much, you're
completely fine.
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- Keep going, man.
- No.
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I just need you to walk me home.
(laughing)
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- You need your sister
to walk you home, eh?
- I guess so.
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- I guess so.
Have fun with that.
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You're OK.
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- I'm kind of dizzy.
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- Adam, what happened?
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- He kind of got... hurt
when he fell off his bike.
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- Oh, honey...
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That looks so sore.
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Where was your helmet?
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- That's what I was saying.
- Oh, dear...
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- That's a Darwin
prize here.
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How can you not
wear a helmet?
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- I was, like, making one
of those really quick things
where you just don't need
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to put it on.
- Yeah, I do that
in a car a lot, too.
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I'll be driving alone
and I don't have the roof on
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and I'm not wearing
a seatbelt.
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Sometimes I don't even put
the engine in, I just go.
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So, do you live up here?
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- Uh, no, I'm actually just
visiting for the summer.
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- You come up every summer?
- No, it's my first summer.
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- Oh.
- Yeah, I'm visiting
my grandma and my cousin.
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- Oh great, yeah.
We come up every summer.
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This is the first time
that we've, uh...
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Well, we own
this place now,
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which is kinda nice.
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Actually, on the package of Ritz
crackers, there's instructions
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on how to make
a Ritz cracker apple pie.
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There's no apples in it.
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- Soggy crackers cut in half.
- Ew!
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- Why didn't they just call it
a Ritz cracker pie?
- Exactly.
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That's what I was about to say.
- Why didn't they call it
pecan pie?
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Why didn't they call it
watermelon pie?
- Write a letter!
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Why are you asking me?
I don't know!
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- Riley, what's your
favorite kind of pie?
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- Ritz cracker apple.
(laughing)
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(sports game playing)
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- What are you doing?
You don't turn around
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and destroy your homework
like that.
- It's stupid.
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- Well, I don't care
if it's stupid or not,
you gotta get it done.
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Let me borrow that.
- It's because of our teacher.
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- I don't think
it's the teacher's fault,
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I think
it is your fault.
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- I didn't do anything.
- Exactly.
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Why do you think you failed?
- I did work.
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I didn't do anything wrong,
that's what I mean.
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Like, how did you pass?
You're a retard.
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- I guess I'm not.
- That angers me.
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- You failed twice.
Not even once--twice.
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- Well, if you wanna sit here
and keep being bored,
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keep talking. Keep chirping.
You wanna go outside,
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you wanna go do something
like you want? Is that
what you wanna do?
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Then shut up and let me work.
I gotta concentrate.
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I gotta do something,
Actually finish, maybe. Ugh.
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- Yeah, 'cause that's
gonna happen.
- Ah!
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This is ridiculous.
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- Kind of like
your grades.
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- Fuck you, man!
- Hey, hey!
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Not in front of your
grandmother.
- Alright.
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- You wanna count it down?
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- Three, two...
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one.
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- Oof!
- Yeah, that hurt a little, eh?
- Just a bit.
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- Just a teensy weensy.
- So what next?
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***
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(tires screeching)
- Oh, shit!
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He's coming!
- Fuck you, man!
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- One egg left.
- Don't waste it
on these people's house.
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- What do you mean?
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- They're nice, man,
don't egg their house.
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- So? You know how many people
we've egged that were
probably nice?
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- Yeah, but I like these people.
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- I don't.
- No, kid, give me
the fucking egg.
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Fucking idiot.
Get the fuck out of here.
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- Ha, ha, ha!
- Dumbass!
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- Hey, Mr. Hudson.
- Hey, Riley. What's going on?
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- Not much,
how about you?
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- Cleaning.
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- You need a hand?
- No, I'm good, thanks.
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What can I do for you?
- Uh, is Adam around?
- Yeah, he's here.
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We're just going out in the boat
in a little while.
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You interested in coming?
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- I would, but I kind of already
got plans with somebody.
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- Oh yeah? That's too bad.
It's only, like, an hour.
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I'm sure Adam would
like if you came.
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- Yeah...
- Come.
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- Yeah, I guess so.
- Great!
- What's an hour?
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- Yeah, OK. Adam's
just out back.
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I'll see you in five?
- Yeah, sure.
- Good.
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- What's this
place called again?
- This is Caribou Island.
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- How many people live on it?
- Uninhabited.
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- Oh, nice. It's like
Jurassic Park or something.
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- They filmed it here.
- Really?
- No.
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This right here is Todd's Cliff.
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- How high is this cliff?
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- Over a hundred feet.
- Can you jump?
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- You'll win a Darwin Award
first prize if you do.
- Huh.
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- Riley, you wanna drive?
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- Uh, sure.
- Come on up here.
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Just steer it straight.
- OK.
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(engine roaring)
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Is this place really inhabited?
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- Uninhabited.
- Uninhabited.
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Whoa...
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Look at that.
- The really cool thing
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is it's all green, but there's
so many variations of green.
- Yeah.
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It's pretty cool.
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- It's totally different
from when I was young.
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- Yeah, I guess
when you were young
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dinosaurs were still
roaming the land, eh?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, Dad, did you cry
when the dinosaurs died?
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(laughing)
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- (mockingly): "Did you cry
when the dinosaurs died?"
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- Whoa.
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- Hello?
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- Can you do this?
Just your fingertips.
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- Can't do it.
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I can do that.
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- Roll your tongue?
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- Can you do this?
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- Isn't that called the shocker?
- Come on, can you do this?
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- That's it?
- Not bad.
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- Can you do this?
Just your fingertips.
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- I was just
showing him that one.
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- Riley, I am your father!
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Sorry, Adam.
- Check this out.
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- That's the ugliest thing
I've ever seen.
- Ugh!
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- Could I have
one of those?
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Aw, come on.
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It's not like
anybody's gonna see.
- That's not the point.
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- Remember, it's
an inhabited island.
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- Uninhabited.
- Uninhabited.
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- Adam, what do you think?
You want a beer?
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- Yeah.
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- To Adam's first beer. It's
your first beer, right?
- Yeah.
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- OK.
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Don't tell
your mom, OK?
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- Come on, take a sip.
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- You ditched me for them.
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- Wouldn't really call it
ditching, I just...
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- What do you mean,
you wouldn't call it ditching?
We had plans and you left.
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I was sitting around
waiting all day, fuck.
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You didn't show up. I had
absolutely nothing to do.
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- Shoulda went out
and did something.
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- Well, I was expecting someone.
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(laughing and shouting)
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- Ooh...
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- You got it!
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- I can do this myself.
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- It's OK, just
hang in there.
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- On your mark, get set, go!
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(exclamations)
Pick it up, pick it up!
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- Go, Billy, go! Woo!
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00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:22,249
- That's your race.
Wheelbarrow, 11 to 15.
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What do you think?
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- I don't know. There's
nobody here to do it with.
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- There's lots
of kids here.
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Want me to ask somebody for you?
- No.
- Yeah.
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Dad, don't you think
he should be in this race?
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- Yeah, you gotta get
out there, buddy.
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- I don't know.
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I'm OK.
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***
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- ** Blue boy
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* Worried about
the world's eyes *
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* Worried
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* Every time the sun shines
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* Worried
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* About his haircut
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* Calm down, sweetheart
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* Grow up
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* Blue boy
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* Blue boy *
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(peeing)
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(laughing)
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- Where's your belt?
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(fireworks)
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(laughing)
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00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,891
- Wanna fight?
- No.
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- Do you wanna lose?
- Wanna fight?
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- No!
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(gasping)
That wasn't even me!
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- Yes, it was!
(laughing)
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Do you think
you'll ever get married?
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- Probably.
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- Don't want to be lonely.
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- I don't know.
I wanna do stuff first.
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Then I'll get married.
- Yeah.
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I'll probably get married
when I'm like...
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twenty...
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seven... ish.
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- Twenty-seven?
- Twenty-seven, twenty-eight.
241
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:31,838
I don't know. I can
hardly say right now,
242
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:35,141
but if I'm still single
243
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:38,077
at like thirty, mid-thirties,
244
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:40,480
then that's bad.
(laughing)
245
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,651
- OK, ready?
246
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:50,223
It's a ball.
247
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:54,394
It's more scared of you
than you are of it.
248
00:19:57,129 --> 00:20:00,500
I think Taylor's changed
quite a bit this season,
what do you think?
249
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,035
She looks kind of new
and improved, huh?
250
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:05,505
- I don't know.
251
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,675
- Really?
252
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,710
Excellent catch.
253
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,912
You know,
254
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,881
at your age,
255
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,883
this is the year for you.
256
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:20,487
Don't do
what I did.
257
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:24,123
You're at that age,
you gotta have fun. She's cute.
258
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:27,927
- Yeah, but we're just friends.
- She's cute.
259
00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:33,566
- OK...
260
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,735
- Yeah, I don't mind
an Easter bunny coming in
261
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:38,305
and leaving me chocolate.
- You'd rather a bunny
262
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,607
just snooping around your house,
263
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,709
shitting out chocolate
everywhere?
264
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,878
You're just like, Oh, look
at this, a goody! Can't beat it!
265
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,880
You know, every time
266
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:51,718
you touch yourself, an angel
loses its wings.
(laughing)
267
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,554
- I'm touching myself right now.
268
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:58,958
(laughing)
- I don't think
that's what he meant.
269
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,661
- No, man, you gotta go home,
270
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,763
turn lights off, you know,
271
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:06,132
make sure your mom's
sleeping or something,
272
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:09,336
maybe get her to cook you a meal
so she's occupied,
273
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,838
go into your room,
turn a movie on,
274
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:14,607
start slowly working
your way down, you know.
275
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:17,143
- He didn't get it.
- I got it!
276
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:19,211
I would've gotten it
when I was, like, nine.
277
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:21,180
- He's a youngin'.
278
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,215
It's all good.
279
00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:32,859
- Holy fuck! Holy fuck!
280
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:36,062
Oh, holy shit!
281
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:54,280
(laughing)
282
00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:01,854
- Man!
283
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:04,457
- It's fucking toasty.
284
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:07,293
- How much longer until
we get there, you think?
285
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,096
- Hmm... pretty soon.
286
00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:12,331
It's worth the wait,
though, don't worry.
287
00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,901
- Hopefully.
- He's a fucking legend, man,
288
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:17,470
it's worth it either way.
289
00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:23,776
- One second!
Who is it?
290
00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,245
- Nate.
- Nate!
- Yeah.
291
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:28,615
- What's up, buddy?
- How are you?
292
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:31,618
- What's going on, brother?
- How you doing?
- Come on in. Gentlemen.
293
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:34,421
Welcome.
294
00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:38,758
- You still got
a pretty sick crib.
295
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:42,929
Soon as I get my own house,
this is exactly what
it's gonna be like.
296
00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:45,532
- So, I assume you guys
are here for a little business?
297
00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:49,402
- Yeah. Um, I was thinking
like... a half quarter.
298
00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:51,804
- What are we
thinking here?
299
00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:54,240
- Seven for fifty.
300
00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:57,510
- Seven for fifty?! Nate, man,
who is your sidekick here, man?
301
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,612
- It's my cousin Riley, man.
302
00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:03,349
He's cool.
- What's up, man? You got
some stiff prices, though.
303
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:07,319
Seven for fifty, come on, what
do you take me for? How about
304
00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:11,090
we go, like, what
it usually is, six for fifty?
305
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:14,727
- "How about we just go..."
306
00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:17,363
How about you just
scale that shit up?
307
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:20,199
- Already scaled, man.
- No.
308
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:23,570
What are you talking about?
That's hardly scaled.
Look at that.
309
00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:27,674
How much time did it take you?
- Who's your brother
back there, man?
310
00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:30,610
- Adam.
- Adam? Are you cool, bro?
311
00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:33,780
- Uh, yeah.
312
00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:36,816
- So, did you actually jump
Todd's Cliff or what?
- Yeah, man, I jumped it.
313
00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:38,551
Of course I did.
314
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:41,220
Nate, you didn't tell this guy?
- Oh, I did.
315
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,322
- Only two people have ever
done it before, man.
316
00:23:43,355 --> 00:23:45,525
Todd, who's not even
here to say it...
317
00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:48,895
Only one guy is,
and that's me. You're
looking right at him, man.
318
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:51,564
- I told you, man.
He's a fucking legend.
319
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:54,100
- Easily 120 feet.
320
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:56,168
- So what was it like when
you hit the water, anyway?
321
00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:59,238
- Oh man, it was like nothing
you ever felt before.
322
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:02,475
It was like a thousand swords
digging into my feet, man.
323
00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:04,811
Too many times,
324
00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:07,313
people get the opportunity
to prove something,
325
00:24:07,346 --> 00:24:09,882
and I did that day.
326
00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:16,288
- Come on, Riley! I told you
he wouldn't do it! Just
fucking push him!
327
00:24:16,322 --> 00:24:18,958
- I don't know.
328
00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:21,761
Is there a way I can just go
back down or something?
329
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,863
- That's the only
way down, man.
330
00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:28,167
- Come on, you coward
inbred twat, just jump!
I'm not waiting all day
331
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,504
for you!
- Seriously,
I just can't, though.
332
00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:34,240
Like, my body just
won't let me jump.
333
00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:38,210
- Look, if you jump, the worst
that's gonna happen
334
00:24:38,244 --> 00:24:41,781
is that you might get physically
injured. If you don't jump,
335
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:46,052
then there'd be a 100% chance
that Nate's gonna mentally abuse
you all summer for not jumping.
336
00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:51,724
- You worried your tampon's
gonna get wet, bud?
337
00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:55,294
Come on, just jump!
- OK, let's do this.
338
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:58,565
- Alright, I'll
count you down. Ready?
339
00:24:58,598 --> 00:25:02,969
Three, two, one,
340
00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:06,005
jump!
341
00:25:12,579 --> 00:25:16,749
(cheering and clapping)
342
00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:20,219
***
343
00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:40,139
- Go, go, go! Aw!
- Ha, ha, ha!
344
00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:56,923
- Ah! Shit!
345
00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:24,350
***
346
00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:00,787
(grunting)
347
00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:10,697
(laughing)
348
00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:13,766
- Ugh!
349
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:18,070
(cicadas chirping)
350
00:27:18,104 --> 00:27:20,740
- You always use
your whole body.
- I'm fucking little!
351
00:27:20,773 --> 00:27:23,876
I can't use half of my body,
it's not gonna do shit!
352
00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:32,184
Fuck, you throw it
before I even get there!
353
00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:35,654
Fuck you! Fuck you
in particular!
354
00:27:35,688 --> 00:27:38,457
You guys are geniuses, eh?
355
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:42,561
- I know, thank you.
- Come get it.
356
00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:45,732
- Find this one in
a children's book or what?
- No, man, I invented it.
357
00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:47,633
- You learn this
at daycare, bud?
358
00:27:49,936 --> 00:27:52,772
I'm gonna whip this ball
at your face, bud.
359
00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:55,842
Pretty soon.
- He's never gonna get it,
so don't worry.
360
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:05,051
Come on, Adam,
get it!
361
00:28:05,084 --> 00:28:08,187
You fucking
fuck, man!
362
00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:10,890
- Here.
363
00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:18,430
But I mean, if I had a kid
like me too, I'd beat
the shit out of me.
364
00:28:18,464 --> 00:28:21,400
Jesus! The way I acted,
I would be like,
365
00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:24,236
"What the fuck did you
just say to me?"
366
00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:27,173
Six-year-old!
367
00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:30,209
"I ain't taking shit from you!"
368
00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:42,154
- Ho, ho! Gotta love Cherry.
369
00:28:49,595 --> 00:28:52,498
- Open it. Don't read
the warning label.
370
00:28:52,531 --> 00:28:54,533
Fuck...
371
00:29:00,139 --> 00:29:03,943
Yeah, it's an acquired taste.
372
00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:10,216
You know what else
is an acquired taste?
373
00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:13,052
- What?
- Fish.
374
00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:16,055
- Fish?
- Yeah, man, fish.
375
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:18,057
- Man, what's
your problem?
376
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,192
That's something I told you
not to say, fuck.
377
00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:23,495
- Well, man, if it was your dad,
you would wanna know,
wouldn't you?
378
00:29:23,529 --> 00:29:26,833
- Fuck, it's not my dad,
though, so don't bring it up!
- Exactly, it's not your dad,
379
00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:30,036
so let me bring it up.
- Not your issue, though.
380
00:29:30,069 --> 00:29:32,271
- It's not,
but it's his issue,
381
00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:35,875
and how is he supposed to
resolve it if he doesn't
even know about it?
382
00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:41,613
Your dad and the lady
from the fish market
383
00:29:41,647 --> 00:29:44,984
are having sex.
You know what that is?
384
00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:48,687
You know what that means? What?
385
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,357
They're fucking.
386
00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:54,226
You don't believe me, ask
your friend over here, Riley.
387
00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:02,969
Sorry I had to be
the one to tell you.
388
00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:06,005
- Me too.
389
00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:18,050
- Mmm!
390
00:30:18,084 --> 00:30:20,052
- Is this the trout?
391
00:30:20,086 --> 00:30:22,321
- Yeah. It's fabulous.
392
00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:25,157
- That's my favorite.
- So, Adam,
393
00:30:25,191 --> 00:30:27,226
how was your day?
394
00:30:27,259 --> 00:30:30,596
Maybe we could do something
tomorrow. Wanna get together
395
00:30:30,629 --> 00:30:33,866
and do something?
396
00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:37,703
Thought maybe we'd go down
and get the boat.
397
00:30:37,736 --> 00:30:41,207
What do you think you wanna
get done this summer?
398
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,809
You got any ambition,
anything like that?
399
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:46,212
You're just gonna
hang out, chill?
400
00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:49,215
Chillaxing? Is that what
you guys call it these days?
401
00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:54,153
This is the summer. You gotta
have yourself some fun.
402
00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:46,672
- Hi, can I help you
with anything?
403
00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:53,545
Would you like
some fish?
404
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:55,847
- Yeah, sure.
- OK.
405
00:31:55,881 --> 00:31:59,185
Well, we've got salmon,
pickerel, whitefish,
406
00:31:59,218 --> 00:32:02,288
trout... I recommend the trout,
407
00:32:02,321 --> 00:32:04,556
it's really good.
408
00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:07,893
So, you from around here?
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
409
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:10,596
Do you live down on the lake?
- Yeah.
410
00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:12,731
- Nice, so do I.
411
00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:15,501
(sighing)
- What's your name?
412
00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:19,338
- Marianne. What's your name?
- Adam.
- Nice to meet you, Adam.
413
00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:21,573
- Yeah.
414
00:32:25,711 --> 00:32:29,081
- Alright, that's
gonna be $22.80.
415
00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:31,117
- Um...
416
00:32:31,150 --> 00:32:35,587
I only have a twenty.
- That's OK.
417
00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:38,457
It's all yours. Enjoy it.
418
00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:52,904
- Thank you.
419
00:32:52,938 --> 00:32:56,442
- You're welcome.
- Nice manners, boys.
Where's your veggies, buddy?
420
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:59,311
- I ate them.
(laughing)
- No, you didn't.
421
00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:02,048
No, you didn't.
- I ate them!
422
00:33:02,081 --> 00:33:05,317
- I don't think so.
- Riley, I ate them, right?
Yeah, I ate them.
423
00:33:05,351 --> 00:33:08,654
You're crazy, Grandma.
- I think it's time
to put her in a home.
424
00:33:08,687 --> 00:33:10,889
- We'll come visit you
in the home.
425
00:33:10,922 --> 00:33:13,025
You'll have people
to wipe your ass for you.
426
00:33:13,059 --> 00:33:15,894
- Yeah.
- I'm not going to a home
until another twenty
427
00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:19,065
or thirty years, and by then
you're gonna be forty.
428
00:33:19,098 --> 00:33:22,901
You can look after me and
you can change my didies, OK?
429
00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:25,104
And I'm not
gonna get Depends,
430
00:33:25,137 --> 00:33:27,106
I'm gonna get just tiny
little ones so you--
431
00:33:27,139 --> 00:33:30,109
- Just tiny
little ones!
432
00:33:30,142 --> 00:33:33,712
I can't even take care
of myself, you want me
to take care of you, too?
433
00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:37,316
Damn, you'll sit in that bathtub
for a week waiting for me
to come back!
434
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:40,819
I don't ever wanna come home
and find you in a cold bathtub!
435
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,754
That sounds terrible!
436
00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:44,856
Wouldn't know whether to call
somebody with a camera
437
00:33:44,890 --> 00:33:46,858
or call the ambulance!
438
00:33:46,892 --> 00:33:49,861
Like, which one first?
439
00:33:49,895 --> 00:33:52,931
- Call an ambulance, OK? I don't
want a camera picture of that.
440
00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:55,267
- Well, at least she didn't
mind that I forgot her
441
00:33:55,301 --> 00:33:57,636
in the tub, right?
(laughing)
442
00:33:57,669 --> 00:34:01,440
Just no pictures.
443
00:34:01,473 --> 00:34:04,610
- Get off my team!
444
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,316
(rap music playing)
445
00:34:17,623 --> 00:34:20,526
- Here you go, bro.
446
00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:25,464
(coughing)
447
00:34:25,497 --> 00:34:27,466
(laughing)
448
00:34:27,499 --> 00:34:31,870
You good? Don't die
on us, man!
449
00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:34,140
Here, take one more.
You can take one.
- No.
450
00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:37,509
- Take one more, little one,
and you'll be fucking stoned.
451
00:34:37,543 --> 00:34:39,545
- Go, go, go, go, go!
452
00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:44,650
Who wants some cheese balls?
453
00:34:45,684 --> 00:34:49,488
* The duck walked up
to a lemonade stand *
454
00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:53,625
- * Pam, pam, pam, pam!
- * The duck walked up
to a lemonade stand *
455
00:34:53,659 --> 00:34:57,129
Look, this is getting old, OK?
(laughing)
456
00:34:57,163 --> 00:35:01,133
- Fuck off, man!
457
00:35:01,167 --> 00:35:03,769
I can't breathe!
458
00:35:03,802 --> 00:35:08,140
You think he got any lemonade?
(laughing)
459
00:35:08,174 --> 00:35:10,142
What a fucking duck!
460
00:35:10,176 --> 00:35:12,878
- I would kill that duck.
(laughing)
461
00:35:12,911 --> 00:35:15,481
- Alright, guys, you ready
to watch this?
- Of course.
462
00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:18,350
- Yeah, man, come on.
- Alright.
463
00:35:18,384 --> 00:35:22,087
- Come on!
- Is that you?
464
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,456
- Whoa!
- Ohh!
465
00:35:24,490 --> 00:35:26,458
Oh!
- Whoa!
466
00:35:26,492 --> 00:35:28,660
- That's a pretty big
splash, man.
467
00:35:28,694 --> 00:35:31,297
Count it! Go back!
- Alright, alright.
468
00:35:31,330 --> 00:35:33,365
- (together): One, two, three,
469
00:35:33,399 --> 00:35:35,901
four, five!
470
00:35:35,934 --> 00:35:39,205
- Four and a half.
- Fucking five seconds!
Five seconds!
471
00:35:39,238 --> 00:35:43,342
Who the fuck says four and a
half seconds, especially when
they're counting in their head?
472
00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:45,577
- Me.
- You're a retard, that's why.
473
00:35:45,611 --> 00:35:47,713
- Five seconds. Five seconds.
474
00:35:47,746 --> 00:35:50,716
- Look at my arms go. Could've
sworn I was flying.
- No doubt.
475
00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:53,885
Could've sworn!
(laughing)
What kind of bird were you?
476
00:35:53,919 --> 00:35:56,154
- I was an eagle, man.
- Eagle.
477
00:35:56,188 --> 00:35:58,324
- I was a soaring eagle.
- Bald eagle?
- I ain't bald, man!
478
00:35:58,357 --> 00:36:00,992
- "I ain't bald, man!"
479
00:36:01,026 --> 00:36:04,363
- I was a golden eagle.
480
00:36:04,396 --> 00:36:06,565
- That's fucking
impressive, man.
481
00:36:06,598 --> 00:36:08,900
- Thanks, buddy.
482
00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:12,438
- Anytime.
- I wouldn't go as far as
legendary, but it's impressive.
483
00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:15,907
- That's more
than legendary, man.
484
00:36:15,941 --> 00:36:18,944
- Only two people.
- That's like...
485
00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:21,347
Two people.
- One of them died.
486
00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:23,849
- One of them died.
487
00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:26,285
(laughing)
488
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:34,159
- You just high or what?
489
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:37,796
- Eat some more cheese balls,
man! Ha, ha, ha!
490
00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:46,705
(engine rumbling)
491
00:37:00,919 --> 00:37:02,921
- Alright.
492
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,330
- Hi there.
- Hi.
- What can I get for you today?
493
00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:15,000
- Can I get a pair
of sunglasses?
- Sure you can.
494
00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:18,437
What color would you like?
- Can I get
495
00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:21,273
the blue skies,
fifth from the top?
496
00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:27,012
- This one here?
- Yeah, lovely.
- These are twenty dollars.
497
00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:28,947
- Twenty?
498
00:37:34,853 --> 00:37:36,855
(alarm ringing)
499
00:37:50,502 --> 00:37:53,605
- Come on! Hurry up, hurry up!
500
00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:55,974
(laughing)
501
00:37:56,007 --> 00:37:59,578
We fucking got this, man!
We fucking did it!
502
00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:02,948
Yeah!
- We didn't pussy out this time.
- I know, right?
503
00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:08,487
- Here, man,
you want another one?
504
00:38:44,456 --> 00:38:46,992
So, you and Taylor are
pretty good friends, eh?
505
00:38:47,025 --> 00:38:49,861
- Yeah, we've known each other
for a long time.
506
00:38:51,963 --> 00:38:54,232
- Do you like her
or anything?
507
00:38:54,265 --> 00:38:57,135
- Uh... I mean,
508
00:38:57,168 --> 00:39:00,572
I don't know, I wouldn't want to
ruin the friendship or anything.
509
00:39:00,606 --> 00:39:03,341
- I don't know. Should take
the opportunity while it's open,
510
00:39:03,375 --> 00:39:05,911
before it closes.
511
00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:08,480
- Yeah, it's just hard to tell
somebody that you like them
512
00:39:08,514 --> 00:39:10,649
when you're friends and...
513
00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:13,552
you don't really know
how to tell them.
514
00:39:13,585 --> 00:39:16,522
- If it was me, I would just go
up and be completely honest.
515
00:39:25,997 --> 00:39:27,733
- What are you guys doing?
516
00:39:27,766 --> 00:39:31,302
- Nothing, just talking.
- About what?
517
00:39:31,336 --> 00:39:33,505
- I don't know.
518
00:39:33,539 --> 00:39:35,774
Wanna just go over there,
519
00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:38,076
jump on the trampoline
or something?
520
00:39:43,248 --> 00:39:46,552
- A tiny little moth on your arm
and it lands for two seconds,
521
00:39:46,585 --> 00:39:48,554
or a huge tarantula
on your face--
522
00:39:48,587 --> 00:39:50,822
- Well, the moth,
obviously, then.
523
00:39:50,856 --> 00:39:53,692
But if it was, like, an equally-
sized moth and tarantula,
524
00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:56,027
I'd pick the tarantula.
- Are you kidding me?
525
00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:58,830
- No.
It's creepy and...
526
00:39:58,864 --> 00:40:01,467
Like, spiders
are kinda cute,
527
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:05,170
like the fuzzy ones that, like,
you just wanna pet them and...
528
00:40:05,203 --> 00:40:08,073
- Pet a spider?
- Would you pet a moth?
529
00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:10,241
No, you would not.
- Yeah, I would.
- No, you wouldn't.
530
00:40:10,275 --> 00:40:12,177
Don't lie.
- They're like little
fluffy butterflies.
531
00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:15,180
- They're like little creepy
butterflies from hell,
532
00:40:15,213 --> 00:40:18,784
that's what they are, actually.
- Why do you hate them so much?
533
00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:21,920
- He's like... he is creepy,
like he stares at me
534
00:40:21,953 --> 00:40:24,723
when I go in to buy something
at the store and he gives me
weird looks all the time.
535
00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:27,258
Like, if I see him around town,
he just glares at me
536
00:40:27,292 --> 00:40:29,961
with his beady little eyes.
- Beady?
537
00:40:29,995 --> 00:40:32,998
- Yes, it's weird.
Hey, it's your dad!
538
00:40:33,031 --> 00:40:35,133
Hey, Mr. Hudson!
539
00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:37,769
- Hi, Taylor! Hey, buddy,
540
00:40:37,803 --> 00:40:39,437
how's it going?
541
00:40:40,706 --> 00:40:42,373
- Good.
542
00:42:24,810 --> 00:42:28,079
(birds screeching)
543
00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:49,968
- Adam, you're a sick bastard,
aren't ya?
544
00:42:50,001 --> 00:42:53,471
- Are you a felcher?
- Are you a little felcher?
545
00:42:53,504 --> 00:42:55,874
- Look at that.
546
00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:57,943
- Oh...
- Oh, dude.
547
00:43:01,446 --> 00:43:05,016
It's like Christmas.
548
00:43:05,050 --> 00:43:08,053
- Man, that thing looks
like a haggard vagina.
549
00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:11,322
- No doubt. Give her
a white dragon.
550
00:43:11,356 --> 00:43:13,491
- What's a white dragon?
551
00:43:13,524 --> 00:43:16,427
- Um, it's when
she's giving you head,
552
00:43:16,461 --> 00:43:19,665
and then when you start coming,
you just start going right
hard in the paint,
553
00:43:19,698 --> 00:43:22,200
so it comes out
her nose, you know?
554
00:43:24,202 --> 00:43:27,806
I'd fuck Taylor too.
- Who wouldn't?
555
00:43:27,839 --> 00:43:32,243
- Adam's the one that wants
to fuck her out of all
three of us the most.
556
00:43:34,345 --> 00:43:37,949
He's just probably the only one
here without a shot.
557
00:43:37,983 --> 00:43:40,218
- Man, I think Shanna would be
the easiest one to get with.
558
00:43:40,251 --> 00:43:43,388
- Obviously. I mean,
fucking Taylor,
559
00:43:43,421 --> 00:43:47,258
you gotta talk to her
and listen and shit,
560
00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:50,028
fucking try
to deal with problems,
561
00:43:50,061 --> 00:43:54,199
work it out...
No, fuck, too much effort.
Way too much effort.
562
00:43:54,232 --> 00:43:57,535
Just her body,
that's the only thing
that would be worth it, man.
563
00:43:57,568 --> 00:44:00,305
- Yeah, she's got
a pretty nice body.
- Yeah.
564
00:44:00,338 --> 00:44:02,607
- You like her?
- Not even, man.
565
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,643
Just gonna fucking make her
my cum dumpster and chuck her.
566
00:44:05,677 --> 00:44:08,313
Sometimes you just gotta
put a little effort in.
567
00:44:08,346 --> 00:44:11,416
- You only put effort in if
it's actually gonna be worth it.
568
00:44:11,449 --> 00:44:13,952
Look at this kid. He's been
fucking following her around
569
00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:17,856
for how long? How often
do you guys hang out?
- I don't know.
570
00:44:17,889 --> 00:44:20,992
- Hang out alone anytime?
- Mm-hmm.
571
00:44:21,026 --> 00:44:23,829
- Yeah? Fuck her yet?
- No.
572
00:44:23,862 --> 00:44:26,832
- No? Sleepovers and shit?
- No.
573
00:44:26,865 --> 00:44:31,069
- No? Go to her house,
she comes to your house?
574
00:44:31,102 --> 00:44:34,740
(sighing)
Go to your room,
fucking turn the lights off,
575
00:44:34,773 --> 00:44:37,976
start undressing her and shit--
- No, we're just friends.
- You sure?
576
00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:40,812
What if she wants to fuck you
and you're just too bitch?
577
00:44:40,846 --> 00:44:43,982
You could fuck her,
you just haven't made a move.
578
00:44:45,984 --> 00:44:49,020
Oh, that one's
got him thinking.
579
00:44:49,054 --> 00:44:51,957
Come on, man, like,
get fucking mad!
580
00:44:51,990 --> 00:44:55,226
Like, we're sitting here
talking about your girl,
581
00:44:55,260 --> 00:44:58,830
and you just sit there
and fucking watch us,
give a little smile,
582
00:44:58,864 --> 00:45:02,600
like, "Yeah, don't talk
about her like that, man."
583
00:45:02,633 --> 00:45:06,537
You gotta do something,
stand up for yourself once.
584
00:45:06,571 --> 00:45:09,574
Like, just once,
actually do something.
585
00:45:09,607 --> 00:45:12,343
You're 15 years old
and you have a bedtime.
586
00:45:12,377 --> 00:45:14,545
You gotta be inside
by 10 o'clock
587
00:45:14,579 --> 00:45:17,015
so your mom can
tuck you in by 10:30.
588
00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:19,484
Like, get mad for once, man!
589
00:45:19,517 --> 00:45:21,787
You're not angry
about that or anything?
590
00:45:21,820 --> 00:45:25,456
You can't do anything. You do
anything, you get bitched at.
591
00:45:25,490 --> 00:45:29,727
You anger me.
592
00:45:29,761 --> 00:45:33,098
I don't know what it is,
it's just, like, you.
593
00:45:33,131 --> 00:45:35,967
You just piss me off.
594
00:45:36,001 --> 00:45:39,004
Like, even just your face
just makes me mad,
595
00:45:39,037 --> 00:45:41,039
I don't know what it is.
596
00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:48,313
So fucking sad.
597
00:45:48,346 --> 00:45:51,282
- Oh, shit.
598
00:45:51,316 --> 00:45:53,284
- Go to sleep.
599
00:45:53,318 --> 00:45:56,788
- Crazy man.
600
00:45:56,822 --> 00:46:00,158
Savage. Oh, calm yourself.
601
00:46:04,796 --> 00:46:06,798
- Good catch.
602
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,936
Whoa!
603
00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:29,154
Wanna put some effort
into this?
604
00:46:33,058 --> 00:46:35,026
Jeez!
605
00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:38,997
OK, maybe not
so much effort.
606
00:46:39,030 --> 00:46:42,033
Hey, talk to me.
607
00:46:48,073 --> 00:46:50,341
What's the matter?
608
00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:54,846
You know, your mother and I
worked really hard to
put this together
609
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,348
for us. We come up here,
we're having a good time,
610
00:46:57,382 --> 00:47:00,185
all you do is mope around.
What the hell is wrong with you?
611
00:47:03,088 --> 00:47:05,656
I saw you
at the fireworks.
612
00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:10,695
- What are you...
what are you talking about?
613
00:47:13,564 --> 00:47:16,968
Do you think maybe...
614
00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:21,572
Think maybe you wanna go
somewhere else so we can talk
about this privately?
615
00:47:21,606 --> 00:47:24,442
- Nope, I'm perfectly
fine right here.
616
00:47:26,544 --> 00:47:29,780
Does Mom know?
- Does Mom know what?
617
00:47:29,814 --> 00:47:31,782
- Do I have
to explain it?
618
00:47:31,816 --> 00:47:34,619
'Cause I'm pretty sure
that you know exactly
what I'm talking about.
619
00:47:39,790 --> 00:47:42,560
- OK, something stupid
might've happened,
620
00:47:42,593 --> 00:47:45,130
We were drinking,
everybody was drinking,
621
00:47:45,163 --> 00:47:48,233
it was...
stuff happens.
622
00:47:48,266 --> 00:47:51,602
- I understand exactly
what happened, I just--
- Adam, Adam.
623
00:47:51,636 --> 00:47:55,340
I've made a mistake
and I admit it.
624
00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:58,243
But between you and me,
this is that time in your life
625
00:47:58,276 --> 00:48:00,778
where you gotta think
about what's going on...
626
00:48:00,811 --> 00:48:03,548
It's bigger than...
it's bigger than...
627
00:48:03,581 --> 00:48:05,716
It's a...
it's a big mistake
628
00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:07,919
and I admit it,
629
00:48:07,953 --> 00:48:10,155
but bringing your mom
into it isn't gonna help,
630
00:48:10,188 --> 00:48:12,457
it's gonna make things
really bad,
631
00:48:12,490 --> 00:48:14,926
trust me.
632
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,828
You gotta think about the
ramifications. You go telling
your mom stuff like this,
633
00:48:17,862 --> 00:48:20,498
you think of
what's gonna happen.
634
00:48:20,531 --> 00:48:23,434
You think about it.
635
00:48:23,468 --> 00:48:25,703
You...
636
00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:28,139
Adam!
637
00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:32,377
Adam!
638
00:48:39,117 --> 00:48:42,020
(sighing)
639
00:49:04,509 --> 00:49:06,677
(electronic music)
- Oh!
640
00:49:14,052 --> 00:49:16,954
- Riley, what are you doing?
- What are you doing?
- Get down!
641
00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:23,028
Just get it in, donut!
- Ready?
642
00:49:32,537 --> 00:49:36,607
Here, man. Alright,
what can I get now?
643
00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:42,680
(engine roaring)
644
00:50:18,916 --> 00:50:22,987
- What are you doing?
645
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:26,023
I'm good luck, eh?
646
00:50:26,057 --> 00:50:29,026
- I don't know.
647
00:50:31,129 --> 00:50:33,264
Dude, stop.
648
00:50:33,298 --> 00:50:36,734
- Where'd you get this?
649
00:50:38,936 --> 00:50:42,607
- Riley.
- Riley got it for ya?
- Yeah.
650
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:45,076
- Why?
- 'Cause he's my actual friend.
651
00:50:45,110 --> 00:50:47,712
- Your actual friend?
- Yeah.
652
00:50:47,745 --> 00:50:50,581
- Not pretend or anything,
are you sure?
653
00:50:50,615 --> 00:50:53,384
- Pretty sure.
- Pretty sure.
654
00:50:53,418 --> 00:50:57,088
- He's way nicer than you,
cooler than you,
smarter than you.
655
00:50:57,122 --> 00:50:59,090
Stop...
656
00:50:59,124 --> 00:51:02,693
- Those are some real good
character traits, eh?
657
00:51:02,727 --> 00:51:05,496
Where is your actual
friend Riley?
658
00:51:05,530 --> 00:51:08,199
And your actual
friend Taylor?
659
00:51:08,233 --> 00:51:11,436
Walking around
the arcade,
660
00:51:11,469 --> 00:51:15,273
doing nothing?
All alone, you know?
661
00:51:15,306 --> 00:51:17,275
Just hanging out,
662
00:51:17,308 --> 00:51:19,510
drinking a juice box?
663
00:51:19,544 --> 00:51:22,613
I wonder where
they could be.
664
00:51:27,017 --> 00:51:29,019
Your elephant, man.
665
00:52:06,291 --> 00:52:09,594
(loud electronic music)
666
00:52:52,703 --> 00:52:56,073
(birds singing)
667
00:53:38,483 --> 00:53:40,385
- Fuck!
668
00:53:46,324 --> 00:53:50,127
Fuck you.
669
00:55:32,697 --> 00:55:36,534
- Adam, your dad and I want to
have a conversation with you.
670
00:55:36,567 --> 00:55:39,537
We're concerned and we know that
something has gone on this week.
671
00:55:39,570 --> 00:55:42,573
It's important that
you give us your version
672
00:55:42,607 --> 00:55:45,342
and you tell it exactly
like it happened. OK?
673
00:55:45,376 --> 00:55:48,713
- Your mother is referring
to the gas station incident,
674
00:55:48,746 --> 00:55:51,982
the theft
of the alcohol.
675
00:55:53,984 --> 00:55:57,888
- What are you
smiling about?
676
00:55:57,922 --> 00:56:00,758
- Nothing.
- Adam, look at me.
677
00:56:00,791 --> 00:56:04,061
Come on.
I need the truth.
678
00:56:04,094 --> 00:56:06,831
- What...
- What's the joke?
- What's so funny?
679
00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:10,234
- You want me to be honest?
- I want you
680
00:56:10,267 --> 00:56:12,770
to tell me
what happened.
681
00:56:12,803 --> 00:56:14,439
In your own words.
682
00:56:14,472 --> 00:56:16,841
- He says he didn't do it.
683
00:56:16,874 --> 00:56:19,043
- Come on, Adam.
I understand
684
00:56:19,076 --> 00:56:21,712
this was something that you
didn't want to do, but--
685
00:56:21,746 --> 00:56:23,714
- But he says
he didn't do it.
686
00:56:23,748 --> 00:56:25,716
No, I'll go get all of them,
I'll view the video
687
00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:28,152
with them, we'll take care of
this. You're getting all upset.
688
00:56:28,185 --> 00:56:30,888
If he says he didn't do it,
that's good. And if he's
caught on the tape,
689
00:56:30,921 --> 00:56:33,891
we'll take care of it then.
- Yeah, I'd like to take
care of it now.
690
00:56:33,924 --> 00:56:36,961
I think that this is an
important family matter,
691
00:56:36,994 --> 00:56:38,996
that we talk about being honest
692
00:56:39,029 --> 00:56:40,998
and being there for each other.
693
00:56:41,031 --> 00:56:43,000
- You have his answer.
694
00:56:43,033 --> 00:56:45,035
Are you gonna change
your answer, son?
695
00:56:47,337 --> 00:56:50,941
- I didn't do anything.
696
00:56:50,975 --> 00:56:54,178
- How's Adam doing?
- Uh, I think he's doing good.
697
00:56:54,211 --> 00:56:56,213
- Yeah?
- Why?
698
00:56:56,246 --> 00:56:58,215
- I don't know. Have you noticed
a change in him at all?
699
00:56:58,248 --> 00:57:00,217
- Uh, no, not really.
Seems to be
700
00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:02,219
doing good.
701
00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:04,522
- Anyway,
702
00:57:04,555 --> 00:57:08,158
what happened at the liquor
store? You mind telling me?
703
00:57:08,192 --> 00:57:10,995
- Uh, nothing, just...
704
00:57:11,028 --> 00:57:12,997
me and Nate
705
00:57:13,030 --> 00:57:16,433
were having a little fun.
- Was Adam involved with that?
706
00:57:16,467 --> 00:57:18,969
- No, not really.
707
00:57:19,003 --> 00:57:22,172
- Hmm, OK. What's
with the bad stuff?
708
00:57:22,206 --> 00:57:24,475
What's the point?
- What do you mean?
709
00:57:24,509 --> 00:57:27,512
- I don't know, I just think
having fun is having fun, but...
710
00:57:27,545 --> 00:57:31,015
I don't know, stealing
liquor... what's up?
711
00:57:31,048 --> 00:57:33,918
Are you doing it 'cause
you think it's "Mr.
Cool Gangster" stuff
712
00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:36,621
and you're gonna get the chicks?
What's the story?
713
00:57:36,654 --> 00:57:38,623
You getting
the girls?
714
00:57:38,656 --> 00:57:41,058
See, you're being bad and
you're not getting the girls.
715
00:57:41,091 --> 00:57:44,161
- Yeah, I am.
- No, you took too long
to answer. You are not.
716
00:57:44,194 --> 00:57:46,897
You got any idea what you
wanna do in the future?
717
00:57:46,931 --> 00:57:50,300
- Uh, probably something
with, like, cooking.
- Seriously?
718
00:57:50,334 --> 00:57:52,570
Where'd that
come from?
719
00:57:52,603 --> 00:57:56,073
- I don't know, my dad taught me
how to do it when I was a kid,
720
00:57:56,106 --> 00:57:58,843
so I just...
- Is he a cook?
721
00:57:58,876 --> 00:58:02,212
- No, it's just something
that he always loved to do.
- That's great.
722
00:58:02,246 --> 00:58:05,616
A badass who cooks.
- Yeah.
- Ooh, yeah.
723
00:58:05,650 --> 00:58:09,153
Seriously,
724
00:58:09,186 --> 00:58:12,056
you know, you can do good.
I've seen it.
725
00:58:12,089 --> 00:58:15,292
You should try doing good.
You're a good kid.
726
00:58:17,294 --> 00:58:20,898
- You kind of, like,
727
00:58:20,931 --> 00:58:22,900
go through boys like crazy,
728
00:58:22,933 --> 00:58:26,704
to be honest.
- Oh, fuck you. I didn't--
- I'm not trying to be mean
729
00:58:26,737 --> 00:58:29,273
or anything, but you've had
a lot of boyfriends and--
- You're not trying to be mean
730
00:58:29,306 --> 00:58:32,276
or anything, except
you are, so...
- I'm not.
731
00:58:32,309 --> 00:58:34,745
I'm just trying
to tell you that...
732
00:58:34,779 --> 00:58:37,715
I just don't want him getting
hurt, 'cause he's my friend too.
733
00:58:37,748 --> 00:58:39,717
I know you and I know
your personality
734
00:58:39,750 --> 00:58:41,719
and I know that
if you and Riley date,
735
00:58:41,752 --> 00:58:43,788
then something will happen
736
00:58:43,821 --> 00:58:46,090
and a bunch of drama
will happen.
737
00:58:46,123 --> 00:58:49,393
- You can't really say that.
You can't see the future.
738
00:58:49,426 --> 00:58:52,830
- No, but I've seen
the past, and trust me,
739
00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:55,700
the future's not gonna be
that different.
740
00:59:04,308 --> 00:59:08,378
- I can't go to bed, man. If I
could go to bed I'd go to bed.
Let's go out and do something.
741
00:59:08,412 --> 00:59:10,948
Like a little bitch.
Like a 6-year-old girl,
742
00:59:10,981 --> 00:59:13,784
falling asleep at
rookie times. Get up.
743
00:59:13,818 --> 00:59:16,286
So you just wanna
fucking lie here?
744
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:19,590
- Pretty much.
- Do nothing, like...
745
00:59:19,624 --> 00:59:21,959
Let's go out, man!
746
00:59:21,992 --> 00:59:24,795
This sucks so much!
747
00:59:24,829 --> 00:59:27,264
Now you're chilling with
that little goody two-shoes,
748
00:59:27,297 --> 00:59:29,600
turning into a little bitch.
And what?
749
00:59:29,634 --> 00:59:32,569
You hooked up with one girl
and now you're falling in love
with her, like...
750
00:59:32,603 --> 00:59:35,505
- I'm not fucking falling
in love with her, man.
751
00:59:35,539 --> 00:59:37,474
- Yeah, right! Go hand her
the prenup, bud!
752
00:59:37,507 --> 00:59:40,044
This was supposed
to be a summer of us
753
00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:42,747
hanging out and chilling,
754
00:59:42,780 --> 00:59:45,883
and now what are we doing?
Let's go out, I'm bored!
755
00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:49,820
- You're not bored, you're just
fucking boring, man. Go to bed.
756
00:59:56,961 --> 01:00:00,665
Look, man, we're all gonna hang
out tomorrow. You should come.
757
01:00:00,698 --> 01:00:02,667
It'll be fun.
758
01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:05,736
Taylor and Adam
are gonna be there.
759
01:00:05,770 --> 01:00:08,639
Smoke a bowl or something after.
760
01:00:08,673 --> 01:00:10,975
Chill out.
761
01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:15,012
You down?
762
01:00:19,850 --> 01:00:22,519
- Five. Anyone?
763
01:00:22,552 --> 01:00:25,656
Adam, are you--
- Oh, yes, I do.
- Oh hey, wow.
764
01:00:25,690 --> 01:00:29,193
Do you care? There you go,
there's some ore.
765
01:00:29,226 --> 01:00:31,762
- Thanks.
- Don't eat it all at once.
766
01:00:31,796 --> 01:00:33,330
Thank you,
767
01:00:33,363 --> 01:00:36,066
thank you very much.
This is for you.
768
01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:39,837
Seven!
- Seven, oh!
- Gotcha.
769
01:00:39,870 --> 01:00:43,407
Move him over to here,
so we can kill Mr. Wheat Boy.
770
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:46,443
There you go.
No more wheat for you.
771
01:00:46,476 --> 01:00:49,113
I think that's my move.
There's no sevens, OK.
772
01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:52,983
Why am I losing? So, Nate,
you get to put down a road.
773
01:00:53,017 --> 01:00:56,353
From your house.
774
01:00:56,386 --> 01:00:58,355
Good choice.
775
01:00:58,388 --> 01:01:00,624
Alright. No, no, once
you take your hand off,
776
01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:03,828
then it's done.
You can't change your mind.
777
01:01:03,861 --> 01:01:05,830
- I didn't know that.
- Yeah.
778
01:01:05,863 --> 01:01:08,498
Well, it's part of the rules.
When you put it down
779
01:01:08,532 --> 01:01:10,735
and you take your hand off,
it's like chess, it's done.
780
01:01:10,768 --> 01:01:12,870
Everybody, you put
your piece down,
781
01:01:12,903 --> 01:01:15,105
you take your hand off
the game, that's it, right?
782
01:01:15,139 --> 01:01:17,574
- Six.
783
01:01:17,607 --> 01:01:19,509
Going with the...
- So, Nate,
784
01:01:19,543 --> 01:01:21,879
what are you thinking
about doing
785
01:01:21,912 --> 01:01:24,548
when you are all grown up?
- Um... I was thinking
786
01:01:24,581 --> 01:01:27,985
about being an astrophysicist.
- Really? That's super cool.
787
01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:30,087
- Just knowing that
the unknown is out there,
788
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:32,723
try to figure out
what it is, you know?
789
01:01:32,757 --> 01:01:35,592
- So you must really
enjoy math.
790
01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:39,263
- Uh, no, not really at all.
- No?
791
01:01:39,296 --> 01:01:43,167
Oh, well.
- Well, being an astrophysicist
792
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,702
is, like,
100% math, so...
793
01:01:45,736 --> 01:01:49,706
- So what?
- Didn't you fail math?
- Yeah, what's your point?
794
01:01:49,740 --> 01:01:53,210
- Yes!
- Um...
795
01:01:53,243 --> 01:01:57,381
Are you gonna...
- Alright, you get some wheat,
my friend. That is good.
796
01:01:57,414 --> 01:02:00,517
- That's not where
your piece was.
- What do you mean?
797
01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:03,954
- I mean that's not
where your piece was.
- Man, I have roads leading
798
01:02:03,988 --> 01:02:05,990
to that house and everything.
- You have one.
799
01:02:06,023 --> 01:02:07,858
- It's fine, what are you
talking about?
800
01:02:07,892 --> 01:02:10,394
- He added a piece right there.
It's not fine.
801
01:02:10,427 --> 01:02:13,330
- I think it looks alright.
- Well, of course you do.
802
01:02:13,363 --> 01:02:16,934
- I don't see a difference.
- It was not there, man, I don't
know what to tell you, like...
803
01:02:16,967 --> 01:02:19,169
When I added a little road,
804
01:02:19,203 --> 01:02:22,239
it was such a big deal over a
road, but your little butt buddy
805
01:02:22,272 --> 01:02:24,975
starts cheating, and all of a
sudden, "Oh no, it's all good,
806
01:02:25,009 --> 01:02:27,444
just keep playing,
don't worry about it."
- What are you talking about?
807
01:02:27,477 --> 01:02:29,780
- He's fucking cheating, that's
what I'm talking about, man!
808
01:02:29,814 --> 01:02:32,482
- Can you watch the language?
- Like, honestly, how old are
you? Go get some hearing aids!
809
01:02:32,516 --> 01:02:34,518
- Nate...
- Fuck!
810
01:02:34,551 --> 01:02:36,620
- Calm down, man.
- Wow.
811
01:02:36,653 --> 01:02:39,089
- Nate, just relax.
- Don't tell me to relax.
812
01:02:39,123 --> 01:02:41,992
- Man, don't even
bring her into this.
- She brought herself into it.
813
01:02:42,026 --> 01:02:44,094
- Take your tile, man.
- No.
814
01:02:44,128 --> 01:02:46,130
It's not even my tile.
815
01:02:46,163 --> 01:02:48,498
Like, this is the stupidest
game I've ever played.
- This isn't even your house,
816
01:02:48,532 --> 01:02:51,668
don't even talk like that.
- Exactly. Look who you're
sitting around with, man.
817
01:02:51,701 --> 01:02:54,671
- Real people.
- Real people?
818
01:02:54,704 --> 01:02:58,142
The girl that couldn't make up
her mind between you two,
819
01:02:58,175 --> 01:03:01,545
the one that has absolutely
no clue what's going on
around here,
820
01:03:01,578 --> 01:03:05,482
the fish fucker--
- Hey!
- And the goody two-shoes. What?
821
01:03:07,284 --> 01:03:09,253
You have no
fucking clue, man.
822
01:03:09,286 --> 01:03:11,455
- You don't talk to me
like that in my house.
823
01:03:11,488 --> 01:03:14,291
- Oh, your amazing house?
You wanna keep it?
824
01:03:14,324 --> 01:03:17,194
I could ruin your life.
Stay out of this.
825
01:03:17,227 --> 01:03:20,730
Sit back and enjoy
your fucking game.
This is none of your business.
826
01:03:20,764 --> 01:03:24,534
- Nate...
- Why don't you just leave?
No one even wants you here,
827
01:03:24,568 --> 01:03:26,904
so just leave.
- Nobody wants me here?
- Yeah.
828
01:03:26,937 --> 01:03:29,239
- You know where you come from,
and you're fucking chilling
829
01:03:29,273 --> 01:03:31,775
with these people.
- Yeah, I didn't want to come
from where I came from.
830
01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:34,178
- Take a look around, man.
Whose house are you living in?
831
01:03:34,211 --> 01:03:36,113
- I'm living at
your grandma's house.
- Guess what,
832
01:03:36,146 --> 01:03:38,082
we don't want you
anymore either.
- You're not living
833
01:03:38,115 --> 01:03:40,050
with your parents either.
- You're a fucking loser,
hanging out with these tools.
834
01:03:40,084 --> 01:03:44,554
- At least I'm fucking wanted.
Nobody here wants you, man.
- Wanted by who, man?
835
01:03:44,588 --> 01:03:46,623
Your dad? Where's your dad?
836
01:03:46,656 --> 01:03:49,493
Where's your dad, Riley?
837
01:03:49,526 --> 01:03:53,397
Your dad couldn't even handle
being alive, thinking that
he has such a fuckup
838
01:03:53,430 --> 01:03:56,666
of a son somewhere out there,
that he had to end his life.
839
01:03:56,700 --> 01:03:59,836
I can understand
why he did it.
840
01:03:59,870 --> 01:04:03,607
Fuck all you guys,
this is fucking stupid.
841
01:04:08,979 --> 01:04:10,915
- Fuck, man!
- What?
842
01:04:15,785 --> 01:04:18,055
- Riley!
843
01:04:19,656 --> 01:04:21,591
- Fuck you!
844
01:04:41,311 --> 01:04:44,014
- Riley...
845
01:04:44,048 --> 01:04:47,217
- Look, just fuck off, I don't
wanna talk about it, OK?
846
01:04:50,254 --> 01:04:52,222
- Did you know
that stuff about him?
847
01:04:52,256 --> 01:04:54,791
- Yeah, because
we talk every day.
848
01:04:54,824 --> 01:04:56,793
That's the difference
between knowing his name
849
01:04:56,826 --> 01:04:58,929
and knowing him.
850
01:04:58,963 --> 01:05:02,432
- I know stuff about him that
you don't know. Like, we talk.
851
01:05:02,466 --> 01:05:04,901
Like, he wouldn't tell you stuff
852
01:05:04,935 --> 01:05:08,272
that he tells me.
- Are you sure
you wanna say that?
853
01:05:08,305 --> 01:05:10,240
- Well, yeah, I mean...
854
01:05:10,274 --> 01:05:13,543
- If you actually hung out with
him and you actually knew him,
855
01:05:13,577 --> 01:05:17,914
then you probably would never
wanna see him again.
856
01:05:17,948 --> 01:05:21,151
Riley said that the only reason
he wants to date you is that
he can sleep with you
857
01:05:21,185 --> 01:05:23,787
and then brag about it
with all his friends,
858
01:05:23,820 --> 01:05:27,524
so that's why he chose you
over Shanna, 'cause he thought
that you'd be an easier lay
859
01:05:27,557 --> 01:05:29,626
or something like that.
860
01:05:29,659 --> 01:05:32,429
I didn't get involved
with this, but this is
what they were saying,
861
01:05:32,462 --> 01:05:36,500
and you think, "Oh, I have a
little cute boyfriend."
Yeah, right.
862
01:05:36,533 --> 01:05:39,369
- Look, like,
863
01:05:39,403 --> 01:05:41,405
if you're trying to break us up
right now, it's not...
864
01:05:41,438 --> 01:05:43,840
- I'm not trying
to break you up.
865
01:05:43,873 --> 01:05:47,344
I'm not trying to do
any of that crap. I'm
telling you the ugly truth.
866
01:05:47,377 --> 01:05:49,346
You just don't
wanna take it.
867
01:05:49,379 --> 01:05:52,449
You run over there looking like
a little idiot, all clueless,
868
01:05:52,482 --> 01:05:54,651
thinking he wants you.
869
01:05:54,684 --> 01:05:56,686
'Cause he doesn't.
870
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:59,256
You're gonna come to me
for advice and you're not
gonna take it again.
871
01:05:59,289 --> 01:06:02,159
- You know, you claim
to be his best friend
872
01:06:02,192 --> 01:06:05,795
and you say you talk
all the time every day
and you hang out every day,
873
01:06:05,829 --> 01:06:08,498
but he just had his heart
ripped out in there
874
01:06:08,532 --> 01:06:12,069
and his entire past thrown onto
the table for everyone to judge,
875
01:06:12,102 --> 01:06:15,005
and you're still
making it about you.
876
01:06:15,039 --> 01:06:18,675
It's always about you.
877
01:06:18,708 --> 01:06:21,645
- He called you
a cum dumpster.
878
01:06:24,014 --> 01:06:26,316
- Fuck you, Adam.
879
01:06:36,426 --> 01:06:39,729
- You gotta pinch
your nose here so that...
880
01:06:39,763 --> 01:06:43,800
I can get that
bleeding to stop, OK?
881
01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:47,637
Otherwise that nose
is never gonna stop.
882
01:06:47,671 --> 01:06:52,076
- Ah...
- Oh, don't be
such a wimp about it.
883
01:06:54,544 --> 01:06:57,581
This is what happens
when you and Riley start.
884
01:06:57,614 --> 01:06:59,583
You start playing
and playing and playing,
885
01:06:59,616 --> 01:07:02,152
and before you know it,
one of you guys is bleeding.
886
01:07:17,101 --> 01:07:20,504
- Look, man, have you
talked to Taylor lately?
887
01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:22,939
- Not really.
888
01:07:22,972 --> 01:07:24,908
Why?
889
01:07:24,941 --> 01:07:28,112
- Just 'cause I heard...
Shanna was telling me
890
01:07:28,145 --> 01:07:31,281
that she doesn't want to talk
to me. She said that...
891
01:07:31,315 --> 01:07:33,950
Taylor said that I said a whole
bunch of stuff about her.
892
01:07:33,983 --> 01:07:37,187
If it was you,
I won't be mad, I just...
- No, it wasn't me.
893
01:07:37,221 --> 01:07:39,856
- I just wanna
get it cleared up.
- It wasn't me.
894
01:07:39,889 --> 01:07:43,660
- You sure?
- Yeah, I didn't say anything.
895
01:07:43,693 --> 01:07:46,430
Maybe Nate did
896
01:07:46,463 --> 01:07:48,765
when he got
really mad.
897
01:07:48,798 --> 01:07:51,601
- Doesn't seem like
something he would do.
898
01:07:51,635 --> 01:07:53,603
He wouldn't go behind
my back and try to ruin
899
01:07:53,637 --> 01:07:56,005
something that I have.
900
01:07:56,039 --> 01:07:58,175
I mean,
he's family, right?
901
01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:01,345
- Yeah, but look at my family.
902
01:08:01,378 --> 01:08:03,713
Like, it doesn't matter
903
01:08:03,747 --> 01:08:05,782
if they have the same blood
as you. If they don't act
like family,
904
01:08:05,815 --> 01:08:07,951
then what's the point?
905
01:08:07,984 --> 01:08:11,221
- I don't know, it just seems
like I've lost everybody.
906
01:08:15,492 --> 01:08:18,061
- You have me.
907
01:08:58,768 --> 01:09:02,572
(electronic dance music)
908
01:09:14,218 --> 01:09:16,220
- Sup, boys?
909
01:09:16,253 --> 01:09:19,323
Nate, can I talk
to you for a minute?
910
01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:24,093
Look, man, it's important.
911
01:09:24,127 --> 01:09:26,430
Just come outside for a minute.
912
01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:32,068
Man, just take a break,
like, come outside.
913
01:09:32,101 --> 01:09:36,540
- I'm in the middle of
something very important, man.
914
01:09:36,573 --> 01:09:38,642
- Fine, I'll pause it.
915
01:09:39,909 --> 01:09:43,947
- Are you serious? Like...
- Man, what did you say? Like,
Taylor won't even talk to me.
916
01:09:43,980 --> 01:09:47,150
- What did you expect, man?
917
01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:51,054
Like, honestly.
- I don't know what's going on,
918
01:09:51,087 --> 01:09:54,758
but you need to plug that in.
- I'm not plugging shit back in
until he talks, man.
919
01:09:54,791 --> 01:09:58,228
- Plus it back in, I talked.
- Riley, man, listen,
920
01:09:58,262 --> 01:10:00,730
it might just be me, but I don't
think Nate wants to talk to you
921
01:10:00,764 --> 01:10:02,732
and I'm not really
having fun anymore.
- Does it look like
922
01:10:02,766 --> 01:10:04,868
I fucking care if you're having
fun, man? I'm trying to have
923
01:10:04,901 --> 01:10:07,871
a conversation.
- Why don't we just roll a joint
and chill out, man?
924
01:10:07,904 --> 01:10:10,840
- 'Cause I don't wanna smoke a
joint of your shitty weed, man.
925
01:10:10,874 --> 01:10:13,877
Come on, like, you're a loser.
All you do is sit here
and sell drugs to kids
926
01:10:13,910 --> 01:10:17,046
all day.
- Don't talk to Brad
like that, man. He's a legend.
927
01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:20,584
- He's not a legend, he jumped
off one fucking cliff.
928
01:10:20,617 --> 01:10:22,586
- Let's see you do it.
- I would.
929
01:10:22,619 --> 01:10:25,955
- Heard that before, man. Tell
you what, I got a boat outside.
930
01:10:25,989 --> 01:10:28,892
I'll drive you out there
right now if you wanna go.
931
01:10:28,925 --> 01:10:31,761
- Right there,
you got a ride
932
01:10:31,795 --> 01:10:34,964
and you're still bitchin' out.
Why aren't you hopping up,
ready to run out the door
933
01:10:34,998 --> 01:10:37,434
and go jump off the big cliff?
- Why don't you come jump
with me?
934
01:10:37,467 --> 01:10:39,536
- Huh!
935
01:10:39,569 --> 01:10:42,472
Yeah.
- Yeah. You jump, I'll jump.
936
01:10:42,506 --> 01:10:45,675
100%.
- 100%.
937
01:10:56,986 --> 01:10:59,989
***
938
01:11:15,305 --> 01:11:18,207
(motorboat approaching)
939
01:11:32,055 --> 01:11:35,959
- Welcome to Todd's Cliff.
940
01:11:35,992 --> 01:11:38,127
It doesn't...
I can't even film it
941
01:11:38,161 --> 01:11:40,764
in one frame.
942
01:11:40,797 --> 01:11:43,700
- Go home before
you make yourself
943
01:11:43,733 --> 01:11:46,069
look like the fool.
944
01:11:46,102 --> 01:11:49,773
- Let's get to the top already.
- I don't wanna embarrass you
on camera and everything,
945
01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:53,610
but I mean, shit happens.
946
01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:55,645
Sorry.
947
01:12:45,361 --> 01:12:47,363
- (Brad): Are your knees
shaking?
948
01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:53,369
- So how does it feel to know
that you're gonna bitch out?
- I'm not gonna bitch out.
949
01:12:53,403 --> 01:12:56,239
- It's OK to be scared,
I understand.
950
01:12:56,272 --> 01:12:59,676
You know?
- You're the one
who seems scared, man.
951
01:12:59,709 --> 01:13:02,512
You're making excuses.
I'm saying let's jump.
952
01:13:02,546 --> 01:13:06,015
- Yeah? And I'm saying
that you're not gonna.
953
01:13:09,486 --> 01:13:11,955
- (Brad): Recording, let's go!
954
01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:17,994
- Man, why you always
gotta fuck things up?
955
01:13:18,027 --> 01:13:20,930
- It's fun.
956
01:13:20,964 --> 01:13:23,933
- Fuck, man, you don't care
about anybody but yourself.
957
01:13:23,967 --> 01:13:25,935
You think everything's
a big joke,
958
01:13:25,969 --> 01:13:29,873
but this isn't a joke.
This isn't the time to laugh.
959
01:13:29,906 --> 01:13:33,577
- You're obviously not gonna
jump it. Like, look how
high it is, man.
960
01:13:33,610 --> 01:13:36,646
- (Brad): Who's going first?
961
01:13:43,219 --> 01:13:45,388
- You know, you're not gonna
prove a point by doing this.
962
01:13:45,421 --> 01:13:47,491
- Nobody gives a fuck
about your opinion!
963
01:13:47,524 --> 01:13:49,425
Stay out of this.
964
01:13:49,459 --> 01:13:51,661
- You're the one
who dragged me up here.
965
01:13:51,695 --> 01:13:55,064
You're the one that fucking...
966
01:13:55,098 --> 01:13:59,068
talked shit like usual
until I came up here.
967
01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:02,005
So you know what? I'm up here,
I'm ready to jump, let's jump.
968
01:14:02,038 --> 01:14:05,174
- Man... we're not doing this.
969
01:14:05,208 --> 01:14:08,812
We've done a lot of stupid shit,
but this tops the list, like...
970
01:14:08,845 --> 01:14:10,814
No, this isn't even on the list.
971
01:14:10,847 --> 01:14:13,049
This is ridiculous.
972
01:14:13,082 --> 01:14:15,785
And if you think I'm
gonna think less of you
for not jumping this,
973
01:14:15,819 --> 01:14:18,221
I'm not, man.
974
01:14:18,254 --> 01:14:21,390
Let's just walk back down, man.
Nothing's gonna change.
975
01:14:24,628 --> 01:14:26,730
- That's the point.
976
01:14:26,763 --> 01:14:28,965
Something's gotta change.
977
01:14:28,998 --> 01:14:31,535
- No, you're coming with me.
- No,
978
01:14:31,568 --> 01:14:33,570
the only way I'm going
is that way.
979
01:14:44,948 --> 01:14:47,450
You don't have to do this.
980
01:14:47,483 --> 01:14:50,820
- Yes, I do.
981
01:14:50,854 --> 01:14:52,822
- Well, count it down, then.
982
01:14:52,856 --> 01:14:55,759
- Three...
983
01:14:58,327 --> 01:15:00,930
- Two...
984
01:15:04,701 --> 01:15:06,235
- One.
985
01:15:17,981 --> 01:15:20,483
Fuck.
986
01:15:30,627 --> 01:15:34,063
(panting)
987
01:15:38,635 --> 01:15:41,070
- You did it, man!
988
01:15:41,104 --> 01:15:43,106
One second.
How do you feel, bro?
989
01:15:43,139 --> 01:15:45,408
- Fucking terrible. Get me
the fuck outta here.
- Alright.
990
01:15:45,441 --> 01:15:47,744
- Man!
991
01:15:47,777 --> 01:15:51,380
- Say something to the
camera, brother.
- I'm hurt...
992
01:15:51,414 --> 01:15:53,917
(Brad laughing)
- Oh, fuck!
993
01:16:01,925 --> 01:16:04,027
That was high as fuck.
994
01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:07,631
- You guys did it, man!
- Holy fuck.
995
01:16:07,664 --> 01:16:10,466
- Told you I would.
- Fucking crazy.
996
01:16:10,499 --> 01:16:13,202
- Good job, Nate.
Respect, brother.
997
01:16:13,236 --> 01:16:16,005
- That's the pain of jumping
Todd's right there, man.
998
01:16:16,039 --> 01:16:19,542
Did you see that, man?
- Are you guys OK?
999
01:16:22,178 --> 01:16:24,681
- How come you didn't
jump too?
1000
01:16:27,884 --> 01:16:30,219
- Can't believe
we just did that.
1001
01:16:30,253 --> 01:16:32,956
- Can't believe you guys
did that either.
- It was crazy, bro.
1002
01:16:32,989 --> 01:16:35,091
- Told you I was going to.
- Adam,
1003
01:16:35,124 --> 01:16:38,594
how did it look
from the top, man?
- Really scary.
1004
01:16:38,628 --> 01:16:42,198
- Come on, man, talk to your
audience, man. You just did it!
1005
01:16:42,231 --> 01:16:44,968
- I did it.
- Yeah, you did!
1006
01:16:45,001 --> 01:16:48,638
I don't think I looked as bad
as you guys, man. Holy shit.
1007
01:16:48,672 --> 01:16:52,175
- How'd it look from the bottom?
- It was crazy from the bottom,
man.
1008
01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:56,212
- I didn't think we were ever
gonna hit. What about you?
1009
01:16:59,248 --> 01:17:02,585
- Nate! Nate, get up, man! Nate!
1010
01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:05,621
Nate, are you OK?
1011
01:17:05,655 --> 01:17:08,257
We gotta get out of here.
- Yeah.
- I'm good.
1012
01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:11,427
- Try to sit up.
1013
01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:14,463
(moaning)
1014
01:17:14,497 --> 01:17:17,366
Sit up, man.
- I'm good.
1015
01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:20,536
- You don't look good, man.
1016
01:17:36,252 --> 01:17:39,422
(inaudible)
1017
01:17:55,038 --> 01:17:58,041
- Get him off the boat.
1018
01:17:58,074 --> 01:18:01,745
- Come on, man.
1019
01:18:01,778 --> 01:18:04,413
Come on, man!
1020
01:18:04,447 --> 01:18:06,750
Someone help!
1021
01:18:55,531 --> 01:18:59,535
- (Grandma, sobbing):
I don't know what they were...
They were playing on the cliffs
1022
01:18:59,568 --> 01:19:02,438
and they were jumping off
the cliffs,
1023
01:19:02,471 --> 01:19:05,909
and he turned around
and jumped off
1024
01:19:05,942 --> 01:19:09,178
and it had something to do
with his internal...
1025
01:19:09,212 --> 01:19:11,514
I don't know. He...
1026
01:19:11,547 --> 01:19:14,717
he bled to death.
1027
01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:17,520
Yeah, Riley's here
right now.
1028
01:19:17,553 --> 01:19:20,123
I just don't know
what I'm supposed to do.
1029
01:19:20,156 --> 01:19:22,125
I don't know.
1030
01:19:22,158 --> 01:19:24,427
Yeah, I gotta...
1031
01:19:24,460 --> 01:19:26,896
I gotta phone
his mom and dad now.
1032
01:19:26,930 --> 01:19:30,333
I don't know what
I'm gonna say to them.
1033
01:19:30,366 --> 01:19:33,069
I was supposed to be
watching him
1034
01:19:33,102 --> 01:19:35,939
and I didn't.
1035
01:21:27,483 --> 01:21:30,719
- Hi.
1036
01:21:30,753 --> 01:21:33,189
- Hi, can I come in?
1037
01:21:33,222 --> 01:21:36,159
- Um... sure.
1038
01:22:02,986 --> 01:22:07,823
Did you want to say
something to me?
- He just jumped and...
1039
01:22:10,726 --> 01:22:13,562
If I didn't lie,
1040
01:22:13,596 --> 01:22:16,432
then he'd be having fun
with his friends and I'd be
having fun with my friends
1041
01:22:16,465 --> 01:22:20,703
and everybody would be perfectly
fine and he'd still be
alive and...
1042
01:22:23,973 --> 01:22:26,976
- It wasn't your fault.
- You don't understand.
1043
01:22:27,010 --> 01:22:30,646
There's something wrong with me.
1044
01:22:30,679 --> 01:22:34,117
- It's gonna get better.
You're gonna feel better.
1045
01:22:34,150 --> 01:22:36,685
OK?
1046
01:22:54,537 --> 01:22:56,539
Um...
1047
01:22:59,808 --> 01:23:02,011
- Do you love him?
1048
01:23:04,380 --> 01:23:06,849
(sighing)
1049
01:23:06,882 --> 01:23:09,118
- No.
1050
01:23:42,085 --> 01:23:45,088
(engine running)
1051
01:24:15,084 --> 01:24:17,853
- Riley?
1052
01:24:19,855 --> 01:24:22,958
- Get the fuck outta here.
1053
01:24:25,661 --> 01:24:27,830
- What are you doing?
1054
01:24:27,863 --> 01:24:32,468
- Stuck, what's it look like?
1055
01:24:34,603 --> 01:24:38,374
- You OK?
1056
01:24:38,407 --> 01:24:41,610
- Just get the fuck
outta here, man.
1057
01:24:53,489 --> 01:24:57,826
(He takes out the key.)
1058
01:24:57,860 --> 01:25:00,296
Gimme the key, man.
1059
01:25:03,532 --> 01:25:06,435
- No.
1060
01:25:06,469 --> 01:25:09,104
- Come on, man,
just gimme the key.
1061
01:25:13,108 --> 01:25:16,545
Gimme the fucking key!
1062
01:25:31,894 --> 01:25:32,895
Motherfucker!
1063
01:25:38,901 --> 01:25:42,171
Fucking fucker!
1064
01:26:31,454 --> 01:26:34,089
Fuck.
78058
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