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I hit it! - Keep going! 8 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:05,526 - Pff... yeah, I can't even remember. 9 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:08,962 First I had math... failed. - Failed. 10 00:02:08,996 --> 00:02:12,333 - Second, I had... student success! 11 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:15,536 I got two credits in that class, asshole. 12 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:18,706 - Yeah, but it's student success. 13 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:21,074 Congratulations, 14 00:02:21,108 --> 00:02:24,144 you had to fail a class the year before to even get into that. 15 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:26,447 - How do you fail summer school? 16 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,183 You failed, so we're gonna send you to school to fail you again? - Yeah. 17 00:02:29,217 --> 00:02:31,552 - That's a horrible idea. - Have to be at school for-- 18 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:34,288 - Just bringing down my confidence. You ever get a friend request, 19 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:37,225 like, they live in a different country? - Yeah, you're like, 20 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:39,360 how do I know you? How did you even find me on Facebook? 21 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:42,196 - I've never tried to add some Mexican person. 22 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:44,432 - They always add me, 23 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:48,001 so I just say YOLO. - YOLO. So you add them up? 24 00:02:48,035 --> 00:02:51,872 - I add some Mexicans. - Like, "Oh yay, this 50-year-old pedophile 25 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:54,342 "wants to whack off to my profile picture! 26 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:57,445 Add! Accept!" - Maybe he can send me 27 00:02:57,478 --> 00:02:59,447 some awesome Mexican stuff. 28 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,283 - Some awesome Mexican stuff... 29 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:04,752 He'll send you his taco. (laughing) 30 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:36,917 Fucking hurt! - No doubt. - Yeah. 31 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:39,953 - Ugh... - Alright, you ready? 32 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:41,955 - I don't know. - Come on. 33 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:44,892 - You're probably way stronger than me. - He just did it. 34 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:48,329 You're way stronger than him, as you can see. 35 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:51,599 Just do it. - OK. 36 00:03:57,905 --> 00:04:01,675 - Get up! That's my boy. - Need help? 37 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:07,781 Let's go again. 38 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:11,919 - No. No. - If you won't fight him, fight me. 39 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:16,223 He's bigger than you, you're bigger than me. - That is true. 40 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:19,593 - So you have the unfair advantage there. 41 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:22,896 - Alright. - Shake hands. Let's do this. 42 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:26,033 Aw! 43 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:28,702 You good, man? - He's good. 44 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:32,272 - Doesn't look too good. Holy shit. 45 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:36,176 - Who cares? Like, it's a rock, man. Stop being a pussy. 46 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:38,178 - Need help up? - How much blood is there? 47 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:40,213 - Not much, you're completely fine. 48 00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:42,149 - Keep going, man. - No. 49 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:46,286 I just need you to walk me home. (laughing) 50 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:50,090 - You need your sister to walk you home, eh? - I guess so. 51 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:53,427 - I guess so. Have fun with that. 52 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:56,430 You're OK. 53 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:03,136 - I'm kind of dizzy. 54 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:05,839 - Adam, what happened? 55 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:10,911 - He kind of got... hurt when he fell off his bike. 56 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:12,913 - Oh, honey... 57 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:14,948 That looks so sore. 58 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:17,017 Where was your helmet? 59 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:20,654 - That's what I was saying. - Oh, dear... 60 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:22,756 - That's a Darwin prize here. 61 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:25,158 How can you not wear a helmet? 62 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:28,596 - I was, like, making one of those really quick things where you just don't need 63 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:31,932 to put it on. - Yeah, I do that in a car a lot, too. 64 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:34,535 I'll be driving alone and I don't have the roof on 65 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:36,637 and I'm not wearing a seatbelt. 66 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:42,075 Sometimes I don't even put the engine in, I just go. 67 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:44,478 So, do you live up here? 68 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:47,214 - Uh, no, I'm actually just visiting for the summer. 69 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:50,017 - You come up every summer? - No, it's my first summer. 70 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:52,720 - Oh. - Yeah, I'm visiting my grandma and my cousin. 71 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:55,389 - Oh great, yeah. We come up every summer. 72 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:57,425 This is the first time that we've, uh... 73 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:59,259 Well, we own this place now, 74 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:02,763 which is kinda nice. 75 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:05,799 Actually, on the package of Ritz crackers, there's instructions 76 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:07,801 on how to make a Ritz cracker apple pie. 77 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:09,970 There's no apples in it. 78 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:13,907 - Soggy crackers cut in half. - Ew! 79 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:16,510 - Why didn't they just call it a Ritz cracker pie? - Exactly. 80 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:19,747 That's what I was about to say. - Why didn't they call it pecan pie? 81 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:22,650 Why didn't they call it watermelon pie? - Write a letter! 82 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:24,618 Why are you asking me? I don't know! 83 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:26,787 - Riley, what's your favorite kind of pie? 84 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:30,824 - Ritz cracker apple. (laughing) 85 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:34,027 (sports game playing) 86 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:41,502 - What are you doing? You don't turn around 87 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:45,305 and destroy your homework like that. - It's stupid. 88 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:47,841 - Well, I don't care if it's stupid or not, you gotta get it done. 89 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:53,447 Let me borrow that. - It's because of our teacher. 90 00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:55,583 - I don't think it's the teacher's fault, 91 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:57,685 I think it is your fault. 92 00:06:57,718 --> 00:07:01,288 - I didn't do anything. - Exactly. 93 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:04,758 Why do you think you failed? - I did work. 94 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:08,796 I didn't do anything wrong, that's what I mean. 95 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:14,668 Like, how did you pass? You're a retard. 96 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:18,305 - I guess I'm not. - That angers me. 97 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:21,241 - You failed twice. Not even once--twice. 98 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:25,278 - Well, if you wanna sit here and keep being bored, 99 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:29,182 keep talking. Keep chirping. You wanna go outside, 100 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:31,919 you wanna go do something like you want? Is that what you wanna do? 101 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:35,556 Then shut up and let me work. I gotta concentrate. 102 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:39,760 I gotta do something, Actually finish, maybe. Ugh. 103 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:43,631 - Yeah, 'cause that's gonna happen. - Ah! 104 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:46,066 This is ridiculous. 105 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:48,335 - Kind of like your grades. 106 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:53,373 - Fuck you, man! - Hey, hey! 107 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:56,076 Not in front of your grandmother. - Alright. 108 00:08:15,462 --> 00:08:17,598 - You wanna count it down? 109 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:21,769 - Three, two... 110 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:23,336 one. 111 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:33,280 - Oof! - Yeah, that hurt a little, eh? - Just a bit. 112 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:36,083 - Just a teensy weensy. - So what next? 113 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:38,786 *** 114 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:59,039 (tires screeching) - Oh, shit! 115 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:03,010 He's coming! - Fuck you, man! 116 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:08,448 - One egg left. - Don't waste it on these people's house. 117 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,984 - What do you mean? 118 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:13,587 - They're nice, man, don't egg their house. 119 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:17,190 - So? You know how many people we've egged that were probably nice? 120 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:20,694 - Yeah, but I like these people. 121 00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:23,230 - I don't. - No, kid, give me the fucking egg. 122 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:29,169 Fucking idiot. Get the fuck out of here. 123 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:33,406 - Ha, ha, ha! - Dumbass! 124 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:40,848 - Hey, Mr. Hudson. - Hey, Riley. What's going on? 125 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:43,050 - Not much, how about you? 126 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,285 - Cleaning. 127 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,587 - You need a hand? - No, I'm good, thanks. 128 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:50,858 What can I do for you? - Uh, is Adam around? - Yeah, he's here. 129 00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:53,093 We're just going out in the boat in a little while. 130 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:55,195 You interested in coming? 131 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:58,598 - I would, but I kind of already got plans with somebody. 132 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:01,601 - Oh yeah? That's too bad. It's only, like, an hour. 133 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:04,705 I'm sure Adam would like if you came. 134 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,810 - Yeah... - Come. 135 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:13,446 - Yeah, I guess so. - Great! - What's an hour? 136 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,182 - Yeah, OK. Adam's just out back. 137 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,918 I'll see you in five? - Yeah, sure. - Good. 138 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:53,020 - What's this place called again? - This is Caribou Island. 139 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:56,623 - How many people live on it? - Uninhabited. 140 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,693 - Oh, nice. It's like Jurassic Park or something. 141 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:03,296 - They filmed it here. - Really? - No. 142 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:07,034 This right here is Todd's Cliff. 143 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,803 - How high is this cliff? 144 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:13,741 - Over a hundred feet. - Can you jump? 145 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:17,677 - You'll win a Darwin Award first prize if you do. - Huh. 146 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,754 - Riley, you wanna drive? 147 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:29,189 - Uh, sure. - Come on up here. 148 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:32,092 Just steer it straight. - OK. 149 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:39,699 (engine roaring) 150 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,146 Is this place really inhabited? 151 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,983 - Uninhabited. - Uninhabited. 152 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,685 Whoa... 153 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:02,389 Look at that. - The really cool thing 154 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:06,393 is it's all green, but there's so many variations of green. - Yeah. 155 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,661 It's pretty cool. 156 00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:11,198 - It's totally different from when I was young. 157 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,200 - Yeah, I guess when you were young 158 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,502 dinosaurs were still roaming the land, eh? - Yeah. 159 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:18,238 - Yeah, Dad, did you cry when the dinosaurs died? 160 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,740 (laughing) 161 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:23,543 - (mockingly): "Did you cry when the dinosaurs died?" 162 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,648 - Whoa. 163 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:09,923 - Hello? 164 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:56,536 - Can you do this? Just your fingertips. 165 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,738 - Can't do it. 166 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:01,308 I can do that. 167 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,410 - Roll your tongue? 168 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,412 - Can you do this? 169 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:08,081 - Isn't that called the shocker? - Come on, can you do this? 170 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:12,352 - That's it? - Not bad. 171 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:15,722 - Can you do this? Just your fingertips. 172 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:18,125 - I was just showing him that one. 173 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:21,328 - Riley, I am your father! 174 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,431 Sorry, Adam. - Check this out. 175 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:29,136 - That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen. - Ugh! 176 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:34,807 - Could I have one of those? 177 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,643 Aw, come on. 178 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,646 It's not like anybody's gonna see. - That's not the point. 179 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:42,149 - Remember, it's an inhabited island. 180 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,184 - Uninhabited. - Uninhabited. 181 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:48,121 - Adam, what do you think? You want a beer? 182 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:50,523 - Yeah. 183 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:57,830 - To Adam's first beer. It's your first beer, right? - Yeah. 184 00:14:57,864 --> 00:15:00,200 - OK. 185 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:04,037 Don't tell your mom, OK? 186 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:08,141 - Come on, take a sip. 187 00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:11,178 - You ditched me for them. 188 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,646 - Wouldn't really call it ditching, I just... 189 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:17,150 - What do you mean, you wouldn't call it ditching? We had plans and you left. 190 00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:20,153 I was sitting around waiting all day, fuck. 191 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:23,256 You didn't show up. I had absolutely nothing to do. 192 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,959 - Shoulda went out and did something. 193 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:30,130 - Well, I was expecting someone. 194 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,536 (laughing and shouting) 195 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,838 - Ooh... 196 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,879 - You got it! 197 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:57,991 - I can do this myself. 198 00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,960 - It's OK, just hang in there. 199 00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:03,163 - On your mark, get set, go! 200 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:07,434 (exclamations) Pick it up, pick it up! 201 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,970 - Go, Billy, go! Woo! 202 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:22,249 - That's your race. Wheelbarrow, 11 to 15. 203 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,251 What do you think? 204 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,953 - I don't know. There's nobody here to do it with. 205 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,256 - There's lots of kids here. 206 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:33,326 Want me to ask somebody for you? - No. - Yeah. 207 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,429 Dad, don't you think he should be in this race? 208 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,198 - Yeah, you gotta get out there, buddy. 209 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:41,034 - I don't know. 210 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,070 I'm OK. 211 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:47,040 *** 212 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:09,028 - ** Blue boy 213 00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:12,432 * Worried about the world's eyes * 214 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,667 * Worried 215 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:18,171 * Every time the sun shines 216 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,273 * Worried 217 00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:23,143 * About his haircut 218 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:26,646 * Calm down, sweetheart 219 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,216 * Grow up 220 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:33,052 * Blue boy 221 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,791 * Blue boy * 222 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,394 (peeing) 223 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:44,264 (laughing) 224 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:08,521 - Where's your belt? 225 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:14,994 (fireworks) 226 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,655 (laughing) 227 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,891 - Wanna fight? - No. 228 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,227 - Do you wanna lose? - Wanna fight? 229 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,629 - No! 230 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:55,535 (gasping) That wasn't even me! 231 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:59,105 - Yes, it was! (laughing) 232 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,810 Do you think you'll ever get married? 233 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:06,746 - Probably. 234 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:09,682 - Don't want to be lonely. 235 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:13,620 - I don't know. I wanna do stuff first. 236 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,756 Then I'll get married. - Yeah. 237 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,891 I'll probably get married when I'm like... 238 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,093 twenty... 239 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:24,331 seven... ish. 240 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:27,834 - Twenty-seven? - Twenty-seven, twenty-eight. 241 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:31,838 I don't know. I can hardly say right now, 242 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:35,141 but if I'm still single 243 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:38,077 at like thirty, mid-thirties, 244 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:40,480 then that's bad. (laughing) 245 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,651 - OK, ready? 246 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:50,223 It's a ball. 247 00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:54,394 It's more scared of you than you are of it. 248 00:19:57,129 --> 00:20:00,500 I think Taylor's changed quite a bit this season, what do you think? 249 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,035 She looks kind of new and improved, huh? 250 00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:05,505 - I don't know. 251 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,675 - Really? 252 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,710 Excellent catch. 253 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,912 You know, 254 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,881 at your age, 255 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,883 this is the year for you. 256 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:20,487 Don't do what I did. 257 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:24,123 You're at that age, you gotta have fun. She's cute. 258 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:27,927 - Yeah, but we're just friends. - She's cute. 259 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:33,566 - OK... 260 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,735 - Yeah, I don't mind an Easter bunny coming in 261 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:38,305 and leaving me chocolate. - You'd rather a bunny 262 00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,607 just snooping around your house, 263 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,709 shitting out chocolate everywhere? 264 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,878 You're just like, Oh, look at this, a goody! Can't beat it! 265 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,880 You know, every time 266 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:51,718 you touch yourself, an angel loses its wings. (laughing) 267 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,554 - I'm touching myself right now. 268 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:58,958 (laughing) - I don't think that's what he meant. 269 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,661 - No, man, you gotta go home, 270 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,763 turn lights off, you know, 271 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:06,132 make sure your mom's sleeping or something, 272 00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:09,336 maybe get her to cook you a meal so she's occupied, 273 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,838 go into your room, turn a movie on, 274 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:14,607 start slowly working your way down, you know. 275 00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:17,143 - He didn't get it. - I got it! 276 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:19,211 I would've gotten it when I was, like, nine. 277 00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:21,180 - He's a youngin'. 278 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,215 It's all good. 279 00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:32,859 - Holy fuck! Holy fuck! 280 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:36,062 Oh, holy shit! 281 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:54,280 (laughing) 282 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:01,854 - Man! 283 00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:04,457 - It's fucking toasty. 284 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:07,293 - How much longer until we get there, you think? 285 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,096 - Hmm... pretty soon. 286 00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:12,331 It's worth the wait, though, don't worry. 287 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,901 - Hopefully. - He's a fucking legend, man, 288 00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:17,470 it's worth it either way. 289 00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:23,776 - One second! Who is it? 290 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,245 - Nate. - Nate! - Yeah. 291 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:28,615 - What's up, buddy? - How are you? 292 00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:31,618 - What's going on, brother? - How you doing? - Come on in. Gentlemen. 293 00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:34,421 Welcome. 294 00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:38,758 - You still got a pretty sick crib. 295 00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:42,929 Soon as I get my own house, this is exactly what it's gonna be like. 296 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:45,532 - So, I assume you guys are here for a little business? 297 00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:49,402 - Yeah. Um, I was thinking like... a half quarter. 298 00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:51,804 - What are we thinking here? 299 00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:54,240 - Seven for fifty. 300 00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:57,510 - Seven for fifty?! Nate, man, who is your sidekick here, man? 301 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,612 - It's my cousin Riley, man. 302 00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:03,349 He's cool. - What's up, man? You got some stiff prices, though. 303 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:07,319 Seven for fifty, come on, what do you take me for? How about 304 00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:11,090 we go, like, what it usually is, six for fifty? 305 00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:14,727 - "How about we just go..." 306 00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:17,363 How about you just scale that shit up? 307 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:20,199 - Already scaled, man. - No. 308 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:23,570 What are you talking about? That's hardly scaled. Look at that. 309 00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:27,674 How much time did it take you? - Who's your brother back there, man? 310 00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:30,610 - Adam. - Adam? Are you cool, bro? 311 00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:33,780 - Uh, yeah. 312 00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:36,816 - So, did you actually jump Todd's Cliff or what? - Yeah, man, I jumped it. 313 00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:38,551 Of course I did. 314 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:41,220 Nate, you didn't tell this guy? - Oh, I did. 315 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,322 - Only two people have ever done it before, man. 316 00:23:43,355 --> 00:23:45,525 Todd, who's not even here to say it... 317 00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:48,895 Only one guy is, and that's me. You're looking right at him, man. 318 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:51,564 - I told you, man. He's a fucking legend. 319 00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:54,100 - Easily 120 feet. 320 00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:56,168 - So what was it like when you hit the water, anyway? 321 00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:59,238 - Oh man, it was like nothing you ever felt before. 322 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:02,475 It was like a thousand swords digging into my feet, man. 323 00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:04,811 Too many times, 324 00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:07,313 people get the opportunity to prove something, 325 00:24:07,346 --> 00:24:09,882 and I did that day. 326 00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:16,288 - Come on, Riley! I told you he wouldn't do it! Just fucking push him! 327 00:24:16,322 --> 00:24:18,958 - I don't know. 328 00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:21,761 Is there a way I can just go back down or something? 329 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,863 - That's the only way down, man. 330 00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:28,167 - Come on, you coward inbred twat, just jump! I'm not waiting all day 331 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,504 for you! - Seriously, I just can't, though. 332 00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:34,240 Like, my body just won't let me jump. 333 00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:38,210 - Look, if you jump, the worst that's gonna happen 334 00:24:38,244 --> 00:24:41,781 is that you might get physically injured. If you don't jump, 335 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:46,052 then there'd be a 100% chance that Nate's gonna mentally abuse you all summer for not jumping. 336 00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:51,724 - You worried your tampon's gonna get wet, bud? 337 00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:55,294 Come on, just jump! - OK, let's do this. 338 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:58,565 - Alright, I'll count you down. Ready? 339 00:24:58,598 --> 00:25:02,969 Three, two, one, 340 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:06,005 jump! 341 00:25:12,579 --> 00:25:16,749 (cheering and clapping) 342 00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:20,219 *** 343 00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:40,139 - Go, go, go! Aw! - Ha, ha, ha! 344 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:56,923 - Ah! Shit! 345 00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:24,350 *** 346 00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:00,787 (grunting) 347 00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:10,697 (laughing) 348 00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:13,766 - Ugh! 349 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:18,070 (cicadas chirping) 350 00:27:18,104 --> 00:27:20,740 - You always use your whole body. - I'm fucking little! 351 00:27:20,773 --> 00:27:23,876 I can't use half of my body, it's not gonna do shit! 352 00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:32,184 Fuck, you throw it before I even get there! 353 00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:35,654 Fuck you! Fuck you in particular! 354 00:27:35,688 --> 00:27:38,457 You guys are geniuses, eh? 355 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:42,561 - I know, thank you. - Come get it. 356 00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:45,732 - Find this one in a children's book or what? - No, man, I invented it. 357 00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:47,633 - You learn this at daycare, bud? 358 00:27:49,936 --> 00:27:52,772 I'm gonna whip this ball at your face, bud. 359 00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:55,842 Pretty soon. - He's never gonna get it, so don't worry. 360 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:05,051 Come on, Adam, get it! 361 00:28:05,084 --> 00:28:08,187 You fucking fuck, man! 362 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:10,890 - Here. 363 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:18,430 But I mean, if I had a kid like me too, I'd beat the shit out of me. 364 00:28:18,464 --> 00:28:21,400 Jesus! The way I acted, I would be like, 365 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:24,236 "What the fuck did you just say to me?" 366 00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:27,173 Six-year-old! 367 00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:30,209 "I ain't taking shit from you!" 368 00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:42,154 - Ho, ho! Gotta love Cherry. 369 00:28:49,595 --> 00:28:52,498 - Open it. Don't read the warning label. 370 00:28:52,531 --> 00:28:54,533 Fuck... 371 00:29:00,139 --> 00:29:03,943 Yeah, it's an acquired taste. 372 00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:10,216 You know what else is an acquired taste? 373 00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:13,052 - What? - Fish. 374 00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:16,055 - Fish? - Yeah, man, fish. 375 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:18,057 - Man, what's your problem? 376 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,192 That's something I told you not to say, fuck. 377 00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:23,495 - Well, man, if it was your dad, you would wanna know, wouldn't you? 378 00:29:23,529 --> 00:29:26,833 - Fuck, it's not my dad, though, so don't bring it up! - Exactly, it's not your dad, 379 00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:30,036 so let me bring it up. - Not your issue, though. 380 00:29:30,069 --> 00:29:32,271 - It's not, but it's his issue, 381 00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:35,875 and how is he supposed to resolve it if he doesn't even know about it? 382 00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:41,613 Your dad and the lady from the fish market 383 00:29:41,647 --> 00:29:44,984 are having sex. You know what that is? 384 00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:48,687 You know what that means? What? 385 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,357 They're fucking. 386 00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:54,226 You don't believe me, ask your friend over here, Riley. 387 00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:02,969 Sorry I had to be the one to tell you. 388 00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:06,005 - Me too. 389 00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:18,050 - Mmm! 390 00:30:18,084 --> 00:30:20,052 - Is this the trout? 391 00:30:20,086 --> 00:30:22,321 - Yeah. It's fabulous. 392 00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:25,157 - That's my favorite. - So, Adam, 393 00:30:25,191 --> 00:30:27,226 how was your day? 394 00:30:27,259 --> 00:30:30,596 Maybe we could do something tomorrow. Wanna get together 395 00:30:30,629 --> 00:30:33,866 and do something? 396 00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:37,703 Thought maybe we'd go down and get the boat. 397 00:30:37,736 --> 00:30:41,207 What do you think you wanna get done this summer? 398 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,809 You got any ambition, anything like that? 399 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:46,212 You're just gonna hang out, chill? 400 00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:49,215 Chillaxing? Is that what you guys call it these days? 401 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:54,153 This is the summer. You gotta have yourself some fun. 402 00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:46,672 - Hi, can I help you with anything? 403 00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:53,545 Would you like some fish? 404 00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:55,847 - Yeah, sure. - OK. 405 00:31:55,881 --> 00:31:59,185 Well, we've got salmon, pickerel, whitefish, 406 00:31:59,218 --> 00:32:02,288 trout... I recommend the trout, 407 00:32:02,321 --> 00:32:04,556 it's really good. 408 00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:07,893 So, you from around here? - Yeah. - Yeah? 409 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:10,596 Do you live down on the lake? - Yeah. 410 00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:12,731 - Nice, so do I. 411 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:15,501 (sighing) - What's your name? 412 00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:19,338 - Marianne. What's your name? - Adam. - Nice to meet you, Adam. 413 00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:21,573 - Yeah. 414 00:32:25,711 --> 00:32:29,081 - Alright, that's gonna be $22.80. 415 00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:31,117 - Um... 416 00:32:31,150 --> 00:32:35,587 I only have a twenty. - That's OK. 417 00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:38,457 It's all yours. Enjoy it. 418 00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:52,904 - Thank you. 419 00:32:52,938 --> 00:32:56,442 - You're welcome. - Nice manners, boys. Where's your veggies, buddy? 420 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:59,311 - I ate them. (laughing) - No, you didn't. 421 00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:02,048 No, you didn't. - I ate them! 422 00:33:02,081 --> 00:33:05,317 - I don't think so. - Riley, I ate them, right? Yeah, I ate them. 423 00:33:05,351 --> 00:33:08,654 You're crazy, Grandma. - I think it's time to put her in a home. 424 00:33:08,687 --> 00:33:10,889 - We'll come visit you in the home. 425 00:33:10,922 --> 00:33:13,025 You'll have people to wipe your ass for you. 426 00:33:13,059 --> 00:33:15,894 - Yeah. - I'm not going to a home until another twenty 427 00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:19,065 or thirty years, and by then you're gonna be forty. 428 00:33:19,098 --> 00:33:22,901 You can look after me and you can change my didies, OK? 429 00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:25,104 And I'm not gonna get Depends, 430 00:33:25,137 --> 00:33:27,106 I'm gonna get just tiny little ones so you-- 431 00:33:27,139 --> 00:33:30,109 - Just tiny little ones! 432 00:33:30,142 --> 00:33:33,712 I can't even take care of myself, you want me to take care of you, too? 433 00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:37,316 Damn, you'll sit in that bathtub for a week waiting for me to come back! 434 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:40,819 I don't ever wanna come home and find you in a cold bathtub! 435 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,754 That sounds terrible! 436 00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:44,856 Wouldn't know whether to call somebody with a camera 437 00:33:44,890 --> 00:33:46,858 or call the ambulance! 438 00:33:46,892 --> 00:33:49,861 Like, which one first? 439 00:33:49,895 --> 00:33:52,931 - Call an ambulance, OK? I don't want a camera picture of that. 440 00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:55,267 - Well, at least she didn't mind that I forgot her 441 00:33:55,301 --> 00:33:57,636 in the tub, right? (laughing) 442 00:33:57,669 --> 00:34:01,440 Just no pictures. 443 00:34:01,473 --> 00:34:04,610 - Get off my team! 444 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,316 (rap music playing) 445 00:34:17,623 --> 00:34:20,526 - Here you go, bro. 446 00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:25,464 (coughing) 447 00:34:25,497 --> 00:34:27,466 (laughing) 448 00:34:27,499 --> 00:34:31,870 You good? Don't die on us, man! 449 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:34,140 Here, take one more. You can take one. - No. 450 00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:37,509 - Take one more, little one, and you'll be fucking stoned. 451 00:34:37,543 --> 00:34:39,545 - Go, go, go, go, go! 452 00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:44,650 Who wants some cheese balls? 453 00:34:45,684 --> 00:34:49,488 * The duck walked up to a lemonade stand * 454 00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:53,625 - * Pam, pam, pam, pam! - * The duck walked up to a lemonade stand * 455 00:34:53,659 --> 00:34:57,129 Look, this is getting old, OK? (laughing) 456 00:34:57,163 --> 00:35:01,133 - Fuck off, man! 457 00:35:01,167 --> 00:35:03,769 I can't breathe! 458 00:35:03,802 --> 00:35:08,140 You think he got any lemonade? (laughing) 459 00:35:08,174 --> 00:35:10,142 What a fucking duck! 460 00:35:10,176 --> 00:35:12,878 - I would kill that duck. (laughing) 461 00:35:12,911 --> 00:35:15,481 - Alright, guys, you ready to watch this? - Of course. 462 00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:18,350 - Yeah, man, come on. - Alright. 463 00:35:18,384 --> 00:35:22,087 - Come on! - Is that you? 464 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,456 - Whoa! - Ohh! 465 00:35:24,490 --> 00:35:26,458 Oh! - Whoa! 466 00:35:26,492 --> 00:35:28,660 - That's a pretty big splash, man. 467 00:35:28,694 --> 00:35:31,297 Count it! Go back! - Alright, alright. 468 00:35:31,330 --> 00:35:33,365 - (together): One, two, three, 469 00:35:33,399 --> 00:35:35,901 four, five! 470 00:35:35,934 --> 00:35:39,205 - Four and a half. - Fucking five seconds! Five seconds! 471 00:35:39,238 --> 00:35:43,342 Who the fuck says four and a half seconds, especially when they're counting in their head? 472 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:45,577 - Me. - You're a retard, that's why. 473 00:35:45,611 --> 00:35:47,713 - Five seconds. Five seconds. 474 00:35:47,746 --> 00:35:50,716 - Look at my arms go. Could've sworn I was flying. - No doubt. 475 00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:53,885 Could've sworn! (laughing) What kind of bird were you? 476 00:35:53,919 --> 00:35:56,154 - I was an eagle, man. - Eagle. 477 00:35:56,188 --> 00:35:58,324 - I was a soaring eagle. - Bald eagle? - I ain't bald, man! 478 00:35:58,357 --> 00:36:00,992 - "I ain't bald, man!" 479 00:36:01,026 --> 00:36:04,363 - I was a golden eagle. 480 00:36:04,396 --> 00:36:06,565 - That's fucking impressive, man. 481 00:36:06,598 --> 00:36:08,900 - Thanks, buddy. 482 00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:12,438 - Anytime. - I wouldn't go as far as legendary, but it's impressive. 483 00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:15,907 - That's more than legendary, man. 484 00:36:15,941 --> 00:36:18,944 - Only two people. - That's like... 485 00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:21,347 Two people. - One of them died. 486 00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:23,849 - One of them died. 487 00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:26,285 (laughing) 488 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:34,159 - You just high or what? 489 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:37,796 - Eat some more cheese balls, man! Ha, ha, ha! 490 00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:46,705 (engine rumbling) 491 00:37:00,919 --> 00:37:02,921 - Alright. 492 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,330 - Hi there. - Hi. - What can I get for you today? 493 00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:15,000 - Can I get a pair of sunglasses? - Sure you can. 494 00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:18,437 What color would you like? - Can I get 495 00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:21,273 the blue skies, fifth from the top? 496 00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:27,012 - This one here? - Yeah, lovely. - These are twenty dollars. 497 00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:28,947 - Twenty? 498 00:37:34,853 --> 00:37:36,855 (alarm ringing) 499 00:37:50,502 --> 00:37:53,605 - Come on! Hurry up, hurry up! 500 00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:55,974 (laughing) 501 00:37:56,007 --> 00:37:59,578 We fucking got this, man! We fucking did it! 502 00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:02,948 Yeah! - We didn't pussy out this time. - I know, right? 503 00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:08,487 - Here, man, you want another one? 504 00:38:44,456 --> 00:38:46,992 So, you and Taylor are pretty good friends, eh? 505 00:38:47,025 --> 00:38:49,861 - Yeah, we've known each other for a long time. 506 00:38:51,963 --> 00:38:54,232 - Do you like her or anything? 507 00:38:54,265 --> 00:38:57,135 - Uh... I mean, 508 00:38:57,168 --> 00:39:00,572 I don't know, I wouldn't want to ruin the friendship or anything. 509 00:39:00,606 --> 00:39:03,341 - I don't know. Should take the opportunity while it's open, 510 00:39:03,375 --> 00:39:05,911 before it closes. 511 00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:08,480 - Yeah, it's just hard to tell somebody that you like them 512 00:39:08,514 --> 00:39:10,649 when you're friends and... 513 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:13,552 you don't really know how to tell them. 514 00:39:13,585 --> 00:39:16,522 - If it was me, I would just go up and be completely honest. 515 00:39:25,997 --> 00:39:27,733 - What are you guys doing? 516 00:39:27,766 --> 00:39:31,302 - Nothing, just talking. - About what? 517 00:39:31,336 --> 00:39:33,505 - I don't know. 518 00:39:33,539 --> 00:39:35,774 Wanna just go over there, 519 00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:38,076 jump on the trampoline or something? 520 00:39:43,248 --> 00:39:46,552 - A tiny little moth on your arm and it lands for two seconds, 521 00:39:46,585 --> 00:39:48,554 or a huge tarantula on your face-- 522 00:39:48,587 --> 00:39:50,822 - Well, the moth, obviously, then. 523 00:39:50,856 --> 00:39:53,692 But if it was, like, an equally- sized moth and tarantula, 524 00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:56,027 I'd pick the tarantula. - Are you kidding me? 525 00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:58,830 - No. It's creepy and... 526 00:39:58,864 --> 00:40:01,467 Like, spiders are kinda cute, 527 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:05,170 like the fuzzy ones that, like, you just wanna pet them and... 528 00:40:05,203 --> 00:40:08,073 - Pet a spider? - Would you pet a moth? 529 00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:10,241 No, you would not. - Yeah, I would. - No, you wouldn't. 530 00:40:10,275 --> 00:40:12,177 Don't lie. - They're like little fluffy butterflies. 531 00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:15,180 - They're like little creepy butterflies from hell, 532 00:40:15,213 --> 00:40:18,784 that's what they are, actually. - Why do you hate them so much? 533 00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:21,920 - He's like... he is creepy, like he stares at me 534 00:40:21,953 --> 00:40:24,723 when I go in to buy something at the store and he gives me weird looks all the time. 535 00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:27,258 Like, if I see him around town, he just glares at me 536 00:40:27,292 --> 00:40:29,961 with his beady little eyes. - Beady? 537 00:40:29,995 --> 00:40:32,998 - Yes, it's weird. Hey, it's your dad! 538 00:40:33,031 --> 00:40:35,133 Hey, Mr. Hudson! 539 00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:37,769 - Hi, Taylor! Hey, buddy, 540 00:40:37,803 --> 00:40:39,437 how's it going? 541 00:40:40,706 --> 00:40:42,373 - Good. 542 00:42:24,810 --> 00:42:28,079 (birds screeching) 543 00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:49,968 - Adam, you're a sick bastard, aren't ya? 544 00:42:50,001 --> 00:42:53,471 - Are you a felcher? - Are you a little felcher? 545 00:42:53,504 --> 00:42:55,874 - Look at that. 546 00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:57,943 - Oh... - Oh, dude. 547 00:43:01,446 --> 00:43:05,016 It's like Christmas. 548 00:43:05,050 --> 00:43:08,053 - Man, that thing looks like a haggard vagina. 549 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:11,322 - No doubt. Give her a white dragon. 550 00:43:11,356 --> 00:43:13,491 - What's a white dragon? 551 00:43:13,524 --> 00:43:16,427 - Um, it's when she's giving you head, 552 00:43:16,461 --> 00:43:19,665 and then when you start coming, you just start going right hard in the paint, 553 00:43:19,698 --> 00:43:22,200 so it comes out her nose, you know? 554 00:43:24,202 --> 00:43:27,806 I'd fuck Taylor too. - Who wouldn't? 555 00:43:27,839 --> 00:43:32,243 - Adam's the one that wants to fuck her out of all three of us the most. 556 00:43:34,345 --> 00:43:37,949 He's just probably the only one here without a shot. 557 00:43:37,983 --> 00:43:40,218 - Man, I think Shanna would be the easiest one to get with. 558 00:43:40,251 --> 00:43:43,388 - Obviously. I mean, fucking Taylor, 559 00:43:43,421 --> 00:43:47,258 you gotta talk to her and listen and shit, 560 00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:50,028 fucking try to deal with problems, 561 00:43:50,061 --> 00:43:54,199 work it out... No, fuck, too much effort. Way too much effort. 562 00:43:54,232 --> 00:43:57,535 Just her body, that's the only thing that would be worth it, man. 563 00:43:57,568 --> 00:44:00,305 - Yeah, she's got a pretty nice body. - Yeah. 564 00:44:00,338 --> 00:44:02,607 - You like her? - Not even, man. 565 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,643 Just gonna fucking make her my cum dumpster and chuck her. 566 00:44:05,677 --> 00:44:08,313 Sometimes you just gotta put a little effort in. 567 00:44:08,346 --> 00:44:11,416 - You only put effort in if it's actually gonna be worth it. 568 00:44:11,449 --> 00:44:13,952 Look at this kid. He's been fucking following her around 569 00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:17,856 for how long? How often do you guys hang out? - I don't know. 570 00:44:17,889 --> 00:44:20,992 - Hang out alone anytime? - Mm-hmm. 571 00:44:21,026 --> 00:44:23,829 - Yeah? Fuck her yet? - No. 572 00:44:23,862 --> 00:44:26,832 - No? Sleepovers and shit? - No. 573 00:44:26,865 --> 00:44:31,069 - No? Go to her house, she comes to your house? 574 00:44:31,102 --> 00:44:34,740 (sighing) Go to your room, fucking turn the lights off, 575 00:44:34,773 --> 00:44:37,976 start undressing her and shit-- - No, we're just friends. - You sure? 576 00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:40,812 What if she wants to fuck you and you're just too bitch? 577 00:44:40,846 --> 00:44:43,982 You could fuck her, you just haven't made a move. 578 00:44:45,984 --> 00:44:49,020 Oh, that one's got him thinking. 579 00:44:49,054 --> 00:44:51,957 Come on, man, like, get fucking mad! 580 00:44:51,990 --> 00:44:55,226 Like, we're sitting here talking about your girl, 581 00:44:55,260 --> 00:44:58,830 and you just sit there and fucking watch us, give a little smile, 582 00:44:58,864 --> 00:45:02,600 like, "Yeah, don't talk about her like that, man." 583 00:45:02,633 --> 00:45:06,537 You gotta do something, stand up for yourself once. 584 00:45:06,571 --> 00:45:09,574 Like, just once, actually do something. 585 00:45:09,607 --> 00:45:12,343 You're 15 years old and you have a bedtime. 586 00:45:12,377 --> 00:45:14,545 You gotta be inside by 10 o'clock 587 00:45:14,579 --> 00:45:17,015 so your mom can tuck you in by 10:30. 588 00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:19,484 Like, get mad for once, man! 589 00:45:19,517 --> 00:45:21,787 You're not angry about that or anything? 590 00:45:21,820 --> 00:45:25,456 You can't do anything. You do anything, you get bitched at. 591 00:45:25,490 --> 00:45:29,727 You anger me. 592 00:45:29,761 --> 00:45:33,098 I don't know what it is, it's just, like, you. 593 00:45:33,131 --> 00:45:35,967 You just piss me off. 594 00:45:36,001 --> 00:45:39,004 Like, even just your face just makes me mad, 595 00:45:39,037 --> 00:45:41,039 I don't know what it is. 596 00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:48,313 So fucking sad. 597 00:45:48,346 --> 00:45:51,282 - Oh, shit. 598 00:45:51,316 --> 00:45:53,284 - Go to sleep. 599 00:45:53,318 --> 00:45:56,788 - Crazy man. 600 00:45:56,822 --> 00:46:00,158 Savage. Oh, calm yourself. 601 00:46:04,796 --> 00:46:06,798 - Good catch. 602 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,936 Whoa! 603 00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:29,154 Wanna put some effort into this? 604 00:46:33,058 --> 00:46:35,026 Jeez! 605 00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:38,997 OK, maybe not so much effort. 606 00:46:39,030 --> 00:46:42,033 Hey, talk to me. 607 00:46:48,073 --> 00:46:50,341 What's the matter? 608 00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:54,846 You know, your mother and I worked really hard to put this together 609 00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,348 for us. We come up here, we're having a good time, 610 00:46:57,382 --> 00:47:00,185 all you do is mope around. What the hell is wrong with you? 611 00:47:03,088 --> 00:47:05,656 I saw you at the fireworks. 612 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:10,695 - What are you... what are you talking about? 613 00:47:13,564 --> 00:47:16,968 Do you think maybe... 614 00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:21,572 Think maybe you wanna go somewhere else so we can talk about this privately? 615 00:47:21,606 --> 00:47:24,442 - Nope, I'm perfectly fine right here. 616 00:47:26,544 --> 00:47:29,780 Does Mom know? - Does Mom know what? 617 00:47:29,814 --> 00:47:31,782 - Do I have to explain it? 618 00:47:31,816 --> 00:47:34,619 'Cause I'm pretty sure that you know exactly what I'm talking about. 619 00:47:39,790 --> 00:47:42,560 - OK, something stupid might've happened, 620 00:47:42,593 --> 00:47:45,130 We were drinking, everybody was drinking, 621 00:47:45,163 --> 00:47:48,233 it was... stuff happens. 622 00:47:48,266 --> 00:47:51,602 - I understand exactly what happened, I just-- - Adam, Adam. 623 00:47:51,636 --> 00:47:55,340 I've made a mistake and I admit it. 624 00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:58,243 But between you and me, this is that time in your life 625 00:47:58,276 --> 00:48:00,778 where you gotta think about what's going on... 626 00:48:00,811 --> 00:48:03,548 It's bigger than... it's bigger than... 627 00:48:03,581 --> 00:48:05,716 It's a... it's a big mistake 628 00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:07,919 and I admit it, 629 00:48:07,953 --> 00:48:10,155 but bringing your mom into it isn't gonna help, 630 00:48:10,188 --> 00:48:12,457 it's gonna make things really bad, 631 00:48:12,490 --> 00:48:14,926 trust me. 632 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,828 You gotta think about the ramifications. You go telling your mom stuff like this, 633 00:48:17,862 --> 00:48:20,498 you think of what's gonna happen. 634 00:48:20,531 --> 00:48:23,434 You think about it. 635 00:48:23,468 --> 00:48:25,703 You... 636 00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:28,139 Adam! 637 00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:32,377 Adam! 638 00:48:39,117 --> 00:48:42,020 (sighing) 639 00:49:04,509 --> 00:49:06,677 (electronic music) - Oh! 640 00:49:14,052 --> 00:49:16,954 - Riley, what are you doing? - What are you doing? - Get down! 641 00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:23,028 Just get it in, donut! - Ready? 642 00:49:32,537 --> 00:49:36,607 Here, man. Alright, what can I get now? 643 00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:42,680 (engine roaring) 644 00:50:18,916 --> 00:50:22,987 - What are you doing? 645 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:26,023 I'm good luck, eh? 646 00:50:26,057 --> 00:50:29,026 - I don't know. 647 00:50:31,129 --> 00:50:33,264 Dude, stop. 648 00:50:33,298 --> 00:50:36,734 - Where'd you get this? 649 00:50:38,936 --> 00:50:42,607 - Riley. - Riley got it for ya? - Yeah. 650 00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:45,076 - Why? - 'Cause he's my actual friend. 651 00:50:45,110 --> 00:50:47,712 - Your actual friend? - Yeah. 652 00:50:47,745 --> 00:50:50,581 - Not pretend or anything, are you sure? 653 00:50:50,615 --> 00:50:53,384 - Pretty sure. - Pretty sure. 654 00:50:53,418 --> 00:50:57,088 - He's way nicer than you, cooler than you, smarter than you. 655 00:50:57,122 --> 00:50:59,090 Stop... 656 00:50:59,124 --> 00:51:02,693 - Those are some real good character traits, eh? 657 00:51:02,727 --> 00:51:05,496 Where is your actual friend Riley? 658 00:51:05,530 --> 00:51:08,199 And your actual friend Taylor? 659 00:51:08,233 --> 00:51:11,436 Walking around the arcade, 660 00:51:11,469 --> 00:51:15,273 doing nothing? All alone, you know? 661 00:51:15,306 --> 00:51:17,275 Just hanging out, 662 00:51:17,308 --> 00:51:19,510 drinking a juice box? 663 00:51:19,544 --> 00:51:22,613 I wonder where they could be. 664 00:51:27,017 --> 00:51:29,019 Your elephant, man. 665 00:52:06,291 --> 00:52:09,594 (loud electronic music) 666 00:52:52,703 --> 00:52:56,073 (birds singing) 667 00:53:38,483 --> 00:53:40,385 - Fuck! 668 00:53:46,324 --> 00:53:50,127 Fuck you. 669 00:55:32,697 --> 00:55:36,534 - Adam, your dad and I want to have a conversation with you. 670 00:55:36,567 --> 00:55:39,537 We're concerned and we know that something has gone on this week. 671 00:55:39,570 --> 00:55:42,573 It's important that you give us your version 672 00:55:42,607 --> 00:55:45,342 and you tell it exactly like it happened. OK? 673 00:55:45,376 --> 00:55:48,713 - Your mother is referring to the gas station incident, 674 00:55:48,746 --> 00:55:51,982 the theft of the alcohol. 675 00:55:53,984 --> 00:55:57,888 - What are you smiling about? 676 00:55:57,922 --> 00:56:00,758 - Nothing. - Adam, look at me. 677 00:56:00,791 --> 00:56:04,061 Come on. I need the truth. 678 00:56:04,094 --> 00:56:06,831 - What... - What's the joke? - What's so funny? 679 00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:10,234 - You want me to be honest? - I want you 680 00:56:10,267 --> 00:56:12,770 to tell me what happened. 681 00:56:12,803 --> 00:56:14,439 In your own words. 682 00:56:14,472 --> 00:56:16,841 - He says he didn't do it. 683 00:56:16,874 --> 00:56:19,043 - Come on, Adam. I understand 684 00:56:19,076 --> 00:56:21,712 this was something that you didn't want to do, but-- 685 00:56:21,746 --> 00:56:23,714 - But he says he didn't do it. 686 00:56:23,748 --> 00:56:25,716 No, I'll go get all of them, I'll view the video 687 00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:28,152 with them, we'll take care of this. You're getting all upset. 688 00:56:28,185 --> 00:56:30,888 If he says he didn't do it, that's good. And if he's caught on the tape, 689 00:56:30,921 --> 00:56:33,891 we'll take care of it then. - Yeah, I'd like to take care of it now. 690 00:56:33,924 --> 00:56:36,961 I think that this is an important family matter, 691 00:56:36,994 --> 00:56:38,996 that we talk about being honest 692 00:56:39,029 --> 00:56:40,998 and being there for each other. 693 00:56:41,031 --> 00:56:43,000 - You have his answer. 694 00:56:43,033 --> 00:56:45,035 Are you gonna change your answer, son? 695 00:56:47,337 --> 00:56:50,941 - I didn't do anything. 696 00:56:50,975 --> 00:56:54,178 - How's Adam doing? - Uh, I think he's doing good. 697 00:56:54,211 --> 00:56:56,213 - Yeah? - Why? 698 00:56:56,246 --> 00:56:58,215 - I don't know. Have you noticed a change in him at all? 699 00:56:58,248 --> 00:57:00,217 - Uh, no, not really. Seems to be 700 00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:02,219 doing good. 701 00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:04,522 - Anyway, 702 00:57:04,555 --> 00:57:08,158 what happened at the liquor store? You mind telling me? 703 00:57:08,192 --> 00:57:10,995 - Uh, nothing, just... 704 00:57:11,028 --> 00:57:12,997 me and Nate 705 00:57:13,030 --> 00:57:16,433 were having a little fun. - Was Adam involved with that? 706 00:57:16,467 --> 00:57:18,969 - No, not really. 707 00:57:19,003 --> 00:57:22,172 - Hmm, OK. What's with the bad stuff? 708 00:57:22,206 --> 00:57:24,475 What's the point? - What do you mean? 709 00:57:24,509 --> 00:57:27,512 - I don't know, I just think having fun is having fun, but... 710 00:57:27,545 --> 00:57:31,015 I don't know, stealing liquor... what's up? 711 00:57:31,048 --> 00:57:33,918 Are you doing it 'cause you think it's "Mr. Cool Gangster" stuff 712 00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:36,621 and you're gonna get the chicks? What's the story? 713 00:57:36,654 --> 00:57:38,623 You getting the girls? 714 00:57:38,656 --> 00:57:41,058 See, you're being bad and you're not getting the girls. 715 00:57:41,091 --> 00:57:44,161 - Yeah, I am. - No, you took too long to answer. You are not. 716 00:57:44,194 --> 00:57:46,897 You got any idea what you wanna do in the future? 717 00:57:46,931 --> 00:57:50,300 - Uh, probably something with, like, cooking. - Seriously? 718 00:57:50,334 --> 00:57:52,570 Where'd that come from? 719 00:57:52,603 --> 00:57:56,073 - I don't know, my dad taught me how to do it when I was a kid, 720 00:57:56,106 --> 00:57:58,843 so I just... - Is he a cook? 721 00:57:58,876 --> 00:58:02,212 - No, it's just something that he always loved to do. - That's great. 722 00:58:02,246 --> 00:58:05,616 A badass who cooks. - Yeah. - Ooh, yeah. 723 00:58:05,650 --> 00:58:09,153 Seriously, 724 00:58:09,186 --> 00:58:12,056 you know, you can do good. I've seen it. 725 00:58:12,089 --> 00:58:15,292 You should try doing good. You're a good kid. 726 00:58:17,294 --> 00:58:20,898 - You kind of, like, 727 00:58:20,931 --> 00:58:22,900 go through boys like crazy, 728 00:58:22,933 --> 00:58:26,704 to be honest. - Oh, fuck you. I didn't-- - I'm not trying to be mean 729 00:58:26,737 --> 00:58:29,273 or anything, but you've had a lot of boyfriends and-- - You're not trying to be mean 730 00:58:29,306 --> 00:58:32,276 or anything, except you are, so... - I'm not. 731 00:58:32,309 --> 00:58:34,745 I'm just trying to tell you that... 732 00:58:34,779 --> 00:58:37,715 I just don't want him getting hurt, 'cause he's my friend too. 733 00:58:37,748 --> 00:58:39,717 I know you and I know your personality 734 00:58:39,750 --> 00:58:41,719 and I know that if you and Riley date, 735 00:58:41,752 --> 00:58:43,788 then something will happen 736 00:58:43,821 --> 00:58:46,090 and a bunch of drama will happen. 737 00:58:46,123 --> 00:58:49,393 - You can't really say that. You can't see the future. 738 00:58:49,426 --> 00:58:52,830 - No, but I've seen the past, and trust me, 739 00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:55,700 the future's not gonna be that different. 740 00:59:04,308 --> 00:59:08,378 - I can't go to bed, man. If I could go to bed I'd go to bed. Let's go out and do something. 741 00:59:08,412 --> 00:59:10,948 Like a little bitch. Like a 6-year-old girl, 742 00:59:10,981 --> 00:59:13,784 falling asleep at rookie times. Get up. 743 00:59:13,818 --> 00:59:16,286 So you just wanna fucking lie here? 744 00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:19,590 - Pretty much. - Do nothing, like... 745 00:59:19,624 --> 00:59:21,959 Let's go out, man! 746 00:59:21,992 --> 00:59:24,795 This sucks so much! 747 00:59:24,829 --> 00:59:27,264 Now you're chilling with that little goody two-shoes, 748 00:59:27,297 --> 00:59:29,600 turning into a little bitch. And what? 749 00:59:29,634 --> 00:59:32,569 You hooked up with one girl and now you're falling in love with her, like... 750 00:59:32,603 --> 00:59:35,505 - I'm not fucking falling in love with her, man. 751 00:59:35,539 --> 00:59:37,474 - Yeah, right! Go hand her the prenup, bud! 752 00:59:37,507 --> 00:59:40,044 This was supposed to be a summer of us 753 00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:42,747 hanging out and chilling, 754 00:59:42,780 --> 00:59:45,883 and now what are we doing? Let's go out, I'm bored! 755 00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:49,820 - You're not bored, you're just fucking boring, man. Go to bed. 756 00:59:56,961 --> 01:00:00,665 Look, man, we're all gonna hang out tomorrow. You should come. 757 01:00:00,698 --> 01:00:02,667 It'll be fun. 758 01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:05,736 Taylor and Adam are gonna be there. 759 01:00:05,770 --> 01:00:08,639 Smoke a bowl or something after. 760 01:00:08,673 --> 01:00:10,975 Chill out. 761 01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:15,012 You down? 762 01:00:19,850 --> 01:00:22,519 - Five. Anyone? 763 01:00:22,552 --> 01:00:25,656 Adam, are you-- - Oh, yes, I do. - Oh hey, wow. 764 01:00:25,690 --> 01:00:29,193 Do you care? There you go, there's some ore. 765 01:00:29,226 --> 01:00:31,762 - Thanks. - Don't eat it all at once. 766 01:00:31,796 --> 01:00:33,330 Thank you, 767 01:00:33,363 --> 01:00:36,066 thank you very much. This is for you. 768 01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:39,837 Seven! - Seven, oh! - Gotcha. 769 01:00:39,870 --> 01:00:43,407 Move him over to here, so we can kill Mr. Wheat Boy. 770 01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:46,443 There you go. No more wheat for you. 771 01:00:46,476 --> 01:00:49,113 I think that's my move. There's no sevens, OK. 772 01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:52,983 Why am I losing? So, Nate, you get to put down a road. 773 01:00:53,017 --> 01:00:56,353 From your house. 774 01:00:56,386 --> 01:00:58,355 Good choice. 775 01:00:58,388 --> 01:01:00,624 Alright. No, no, once you take your hand off, 776 01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:03,828 then it's done. You can't change your mind. 777 01:01:03,861 --> 01:01:05,830 - I didn't know that. - Yeah. 778 01:01:05,863 --> 01:01:08,498 Well, it's part of the rules. When you put it down 779 01:01:08,532 --> 01:01:10,735 and you take your hand off, it's like chess, it's done. 780 01:01:10,768 --> 01:01:12,870 Everybody, you put your piece down, 781 01:01:12,903 --> 01:01:15,105 you take your hand off the game, that's it, right? 782 01:01:15,139 --> 01:01:17,574 - Six. 783 01:01:17,607 --> 01:01:19,509 Going with the... - So, Nate, 784 01:01:19,543 --> 01:01:21,879 what are you thinking about doing 785 01:01:21,912 --> 01:01:24,548 when you are all grown up? - Um... I was thinking 786 01:01:24,581 --> 01:01:27,985 about being an astrophysicist. - Really? That's super cool. 787 01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:30,087 - Just knowing that the unknown is out there, 788 01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:32,723 try to figure out what it is, you know? 789 01:01:32,757 --> 01:01:35,592 - So you must really enjoy math. 790 01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:39,263 - Uh, no, not really at all. - No? 791 01:01:39,296 --> 01:01:43,167 Oh, well. - Well, being an astrophysicist 792 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,702 is, like, 100% math, so... 793 01:01:45,736 --> 01:01:49,706 - So what? - Didn't you fail math? - Yeah, what's your point? 794 01:01:49,740 --> 01:01:53,210 - Yes! - Um... 795 01:01:53,243 --> 01:01:57,381 Are you gonna... - Alright, you get some wheat, my friend. That is good. 796 01:01:57,414 --> 01:02:00,517 - That's not where your piece was. - What do you mean? 797 01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:03,954 - I mean that's not where your piece was. - Man, I have roads leading 798 01:02:03,988 --> 01:02:05,990 to that house and everything. - You have one. 799 01:02:06,023 --> 01:02:07,858 - It's fine, what are you talking about? 800 01:02:07,892 --> 01:02:10,394 - He added a piece right there. It's not fine. 801 01:02:10,427 --> 01:02:13,330 - I think it looks alright. - Well, of course you do. 802 01:02:13,363 --> 01:02:16,934 - I don't see a difference. - It was not there, man, I don't know what to tell you, like... 803 01:02:16,967 --> 01:02:19,169 When I added a little road, 804 01:02:19,203 --> 01:02:22,239 it was such a big deal over a road, but your little butt buddy 805 01:02:22,272 --> 01:02:24,975 starts cheating, and all of a sudden, "Oh no, it's all good, 806 01:02:25,009 --> 01:02:27,444 just keep playing, don't worry about it." - What are you talking about? 807 01:02:27,477 --> 01:02:29,780 - He's fucking cheating, that's what I'm talking about, man! 808 01:02:29,814 --> 01:02:32,482 - Can you watch the language? - Like, honestly, how old are you? Go get some hearing aids! 809 01:02:32,516 --> 01:02:34,518 - Nate... - Fuck! 810 01:02:34,551 --> 01:02:36,620 - Calm down, man. - Wow. 811 01:02:36,653 --> 01:02:39,089 - Nate, just relax. - Don't tell me to relax. 812 01:02:39,123 --> 01:02:41,992 - Man, don't even bring her into this. - She brought herself into it. 813 01:02:42,026 --> 01:02:44,094 - Take your tile, man. - No. 814 01:02:44,128 --> 01:02:46,130 It's not even my tile. 815 01:02:46,163 --> 01:02:48,498 Like, this is the stupidest game I've ever played. - This isn't even your house, 816 01:02:48,532 --> 01:02:51,668 don't even talk like that. - Exactly. Look who you're sitting around with, man. 817 01:02:51,701 --> 01:02:54,671 - Real people. - Real people? 818 01:02:54,704 --> 01:02:58,142 The girl that couldn't make up her mind between you two, 819 01:02:58,175 --> 01:03:01,545 the one that has absolutely no clue what's going on around here, 820 01:03:01,578 --> 01:03:05,482 the fish fucker-- - Hey! - And the goody two-shoes. What? 821 01:03:07,284 --> 01:03:09,253 You have no fucking clue, man. 822 01:03:09,286 --> 01:03:11,455 - You don't talk to me like that in my house. 823 01:03:11,488 --> 01:03:14,291 - Oh, your amazing house? You wanna keep it? 824 01:03:14,324 --> 01:03:17,194 I could ruin your life. Stay out of this. 825 01:03:17,227 --> 01:03:20,730 Sit back and enjoy your fucking game. This is none of your business. 826 01:03:20,764 --> 01:03:24,534 - Nate... - Why don't you just leave? No one even wants you here, 827 01:03:24,568 --> 01:03:26,904 so just leave. - Nobody wants me here? - Yeah. 828 01:03:26,937 --> 01:03:29,239 - You know where you come from, and you're fucking chilling 829 01:03:29,273 --> 01:03:31,775 with these people. - Yeah, I didn't want to come from where I came from. 830 01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:34,178 - Take a look around, man. Whose house are you living in? 831 01:03:34,211 --> 01:03:36,113 - I'm living at your grandma's house. - Guess what, 832 01:03:36,146 --> 01:03:38,082 we don't want you anymore either. - You're not living 833 01:03:38,115 --> 01:03:40,050 with your parents either. - You're a fucking loser, hanging out with these tools. 834 01:03:40,084 --> 01:03:44,554 - At least I'm fucking wanted. Nobody here wants you, man. - Wanted by who, man? 835 01:03:44,588 --> 01:03:46,623 Your dad? Where's your dad? 836 01:03:46,656 --> 01:03:49,493 Where's your dad, Riley? 837 01:03:49,526 --> 01:03:53,397 Your dad couldn't even handle being alive, thinking that he has such a fuckup 838 01:03:53,430 --> 01:03:56,666 of a son somewhere out there, that he had to end his life. 839 01:03:56,700 --> 01:03:59,836 I can understand why he did it. 840 01:03:59,870 --> 01:04:03,607 Fuck all you guys, this is fucking stupid. 841 01:04:08,979 --> 01:04:10,915 - Fuck, man! - What? 842 01:04:15,785 --> 01:04:18,055 - Riley! 843 01:04:19,656 --> 01:04:21,591 - Fuck you! 844 01:04:41,311 --> 01:04:44,014 - Riley... 845 01:04:44,048 --> 01:04:47,217 - Look, just fuck off, I don't wanna talk about it, OK? 846 01:04:50,254 --> 01:04:52,222 - Did you know that stuff about him? 847 01:04:52,256 --> 01:04:54,791 - Yeah, because we talk every day. 848 01:04:54,824 --> 01:04:56,793 That's the difference between knowing his name 849 01:04:56,826 --> 01:04:58,929 and knowing him. 850 01:04:58,963 --> 01:05:02,432 - I know stuff about him that you don't know. Like, we talk. 851 01:05:02,466 --> 01:05:04,901 Like, he wouldn't tell you stuff 852 01:05:04,935 --> 01:05:08,272 that he tells me. - Are you sure you wanna say that? 853 01:05:08,305 --> 01:05:10,240 - Well, yeah, I mean... 854 01:05:10,274 --> 01:05:13,543 - If you actually hung out with him and you actually knew him, 855 01:05:13,577 --> 01:05:17,914 then you probably would never wanna see him again. 856 01:05:17,948 --> 01:05:21,151 Riley said that the only reason he wants to date you is that he can sleep with you 857 01:05:21,185 --> 01:05:23,787 and then brag about it with all his friends, 858 01:05:23,820 --> 01:05:27,524 so that's why he chose you over Shanna, 'cause he thought that you'd be an easier lay 859 01:05:27,557 --> 01:05:29,626 or something like that. 860 01:05:29,659 --> 01:05:32,429 I didn't get involved with this, but this is what they were saying, 861 01:05:32,462 --> 01:05:36,500 and you think, "Oh, I have a little cute boyfriend." Yeah, right. 862 01:05:36,533 --> 01:05:39,369 - Look, like, 863 01:05:39,403 --> 01:05:41,405 if you're trying to break us up right now, it's not... 864 01:05:41,438 --> 01:05:43,840 - I'm not trying to break you up. 865 01:05:43,873 --> 01:05:47,344 I'm not trying to do any of that crap. I'm telling you the ugly truth. 866 01:05:47,377 --> 01:05:49,346 You just don't wanna take it. 867 01:05:49,379 --> 01:05:52,449 You run over there looking like a little idiot, all clueless, 868 01:05:52,482 --> 01:05:54,651 thinking he wants you. 869 01:05:54,684 --> 01:05:56,686 'Cause he doesn't. 870 01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:59,256 You're gonna come to me for advice and you're not gonna take it again. 871 01:05:59,289 --> 01:06:02,159 - You know, you claim to be his best friend 872 01:06:02,192 --> 01:06:05,795 and you say you talk all the time every day and you hang out every day, 873 01:06:05,829 --> 01:06:08,498 but he just had his heart ripped out in there 874 01:06:08,532 --> 01:06:12,069 and his entire past thrown onto the table for everyone to judge, 875 01:06:12,102 --> 01:06:15,005 and you're still making it about you. 876 01:06:15,039 --> 01:06:18,675 It's always about you. 877 01:06:18,708 --> 01:06:21,645 - He called you a cum dumpster. 878 01:06:24,014 --> 01:06:26,316 - Fuck you, Adam. 879 01:06:36,426 --> 01:06:39,729 - You gotta pinch your nose here so that... 880 01:06:39,763 --> 01:06:43,800 I can get that bleeding to stop, OK? 881 01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:47,637 Otherwise that nose is never gonna stop. 882 01:06:47,671 --> 01:06:52,076 - Ah... - Oh, don't be such a wimp about it. 883 01:06:54,544 --> 01:06:57,581 This is what happens when you and Riley start. 884 01:06:57,614 --> 01:06:59,583 You start playing and playing and playing, 885 01:06:59,616 --> 01:07:02,152 and before you know it, one of you guys is bleeding. 886 01:07:17,101 --> 01:07:20,504 - Look, man, have you talked to Taylor lately? 887 01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:22,939 - Not really. 888 01:07:22,972 --> 01:07:24,908 Why? 889 01:07:24,941 --> 01:07:28,112 - Just 'cause I heard... Shanna was telling me 890 01:07:28,145 --> 01:07:31,281 that she doesn't want to talk to me. She said that... 891 01:07:31,315 --> 01:07:33,950 Taylor said that I said a whole bunch of stuff about her. 892 01:07:33,983 --> 01:07:37,187 If it was you, I won't be mad, I just... - No, it wasn't me. 893 01:07:37,221 --> 01:07:39,856 - I just wanna get it cleared up. - It wasn't me. 894 01:07:39,889 --> 01:07:43,660 - You sure? - Yeah, I didn't say anything. 895 01:07:43,693 --> 01:07:46,430 Maybe Nate did 896 01:07:46,463 --> 01:07:48,765 when he got really mad. 897 01:07:48,798 --> 01:07:51,601 - Doesn't seem like something he would do. 898 01:07:51,635 --> 01:07:53,603 He wouldn't go behind my back and try to ruin 899 01:07:53,637 --> 01:07:56,005 something that I have. 900 01:07:56,039 --> 01:07:58,175 I mean, he's family, right? 901 01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:01,345 - Yeah, but look at my family. 902 01:08:01,378 --> 01:08:03,713 Like, it doesn't matter 903 01:08:03,747 --> 01:08:05,782 if they have the same blood as you. If they don't act like family, 904 01:08:05,815 --> 01:08:07,951 then what's the point? 905 01:08:07,984 --> 01:08:11,221 - I don't know, it just seems like I've lost everybody. 906 01:08:15,492 --> 01:08:18,061 - You have me. 907 01:08:58,768 --> 01:09:02,572 (electronic dance music) 908 01:09:14,218 --> 01:09:16,220 - Sup, boys? 909 01:09:16,253 --> 01:09:19,323 Nate, can I talk to you for a minute? 910 01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:24,093 Look, man, it's important. 911 01:09:24,127 --> 01:09:26,430 Just come outside for a minute. 912 01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:32,068 Man, just take a break, like, come outside. 913 01:09:32,101 --> 01:09:36,540 - I'm in the middle of something very important, man. 914 01:09:36,573 --> 01:09:38,642 - Fine, I'll pause it. 915 01:09:39,909 --> 01:09:43,947 - Are you serious? Like... - Man, what did you say? Like, Taylor won't even talk to me. 916 01:09:43,980 --> 01:09:47,150 - What did you expect, man? 917 01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:51,054 Like, honestly. - I don't know what's going on, 918 01:09:51,087 --> 01:09:54,758 but you need to plug that in. - I'm not plugging shit back in until he talks, man. 919 01:09:54,791 --> 01:09:58,228 - Plus it back in, I talked. - Riley, man, listen, 920 01:09:58,262 --> 01:10:00,730 it might just be me, but I don't think Nate wants to talk to you 921 01:10:00,764 --> 01:10:02,732 and I'm not really having fun anymore. - Does it look like 922 01:10:02,766 --> 01:10:04,868 I fucking care if you're having fun, man? I'm trying to have 923 01:10:04,901 --> 01:10:07,871 a conversation. - Why don't we just roll a joint and chill out, man? 924 01:10:07,904 --> 01:10:10,840 - 'Cause I don't wanna smoke a joint of your shitty weed, man. 925 01:10:10,874 --> 01:10:13,877 Come on, like, you're a loser. All you do is sit here and sell drugs to kids 926 01:10:13,910 --> 01:10:17,046 all day. - Don't talk to Brad like that, man. He's a legend. 927 01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:20,584 - He's not a legend, he jumped off one fucking cliff. 928 01:10:20,617 --> 01:10:22,586 - Let's see you do it. - I would. 929 01:10:22,619 --> 01:10:25,955 - Heard that before, man. Tell you what, I got a boat outside. 930 01:10:25,989 --> 01:10:28,892 I'll drive you out there right now if you wanna go. 931 01:10:28,925 --> 01:10:31,761 - Right there, you got a ride 932 01:10:31,795 --> 01:10:34,964 and you're still bitchin' out. Why aren't you hopping up, ready to run out the door 933 01:10:34,998 --> 01:10:37,434 and go jump off the big cliff? - Why don't you come jump with me? 934 01:10:37,467 --> 01:10:39,536 - Huh! 935 01:10:39,569 --> 01:10:42,472 Yeah. - Yeah. You jump, I'll jump. 936 01:10:42,506 --> 01:10:45,675 100%. - 100%. 937 01:10:56,986 --> 01:10:59,989 *** 938 01:11:15,305 --> 01:11:18,207 (motorboat approaching) 939 01:11:32,055 --> 01:11:35,959 - Welcome to Todd's Cliff. 940 01:11:35,992 --> 01:11:38,127 It doesn't... I can't even film it 941 01:11:38,161 --> 01:11:40,764 in one frame. 942 01:11:40,797 --> 01:11:43,700 - Go home before you make yourself 943 01:11:43,733 --> 01:11:46,069 look like the fool. 944 01:11:46,102 --> 01:11:49,773 - Let's get to the top already. - I don't wanna embarrass you on camera and everything, 945 01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:53,610 but I mean, shit happens. 946 01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:55,645 Sorry. 947 01:12:45,361 --> 01:12:47,363 - (Brad): Are your knees shaking? 948 01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:53,369 - So how does it feel to know that you're gonna bitch out? - I'm not gonna bitch out. 949 01:12:53,403 --> 01:12:56,239 - It's OK to be scared, I understand. 950 01:12:56,272 --> 01:12:59,676 You know? - You're the one who seems scared, man. 951 01:12:59,709 --> 01:13:02,512 You're making excuses. I'm saying let's jump. 952 01:13:02,546 --> 01:13:06,015 - Yeah? And I'm saying that you're not gonna. 953 01:13:09,486 --> 01:13:11,955 - (Brad): Recording, let's go! 954 01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:17,994 - Man, why you always gotta fuck things up? 955 01:13:18,027 --> 01:13:20,930 - It's fun. 956 01:13:20,964 --> 01:13:23,933 - Fuck, man, you don't care about anybody but yourself. 957 01:13:23,967 --> 01:13:25,935 You think everything's a big joke, 958 01:13:25,969 --> 01:13:29,873 but this isn't a joke. This isn't the time to laugh. 959 01:13:29,906 --> 01:13:33,577 - You're obviously not gonna jump it. Like, look how high it is, man. 960 01:13:33,610 --> 01:13:36,646 - (Brad): Who's going first? 961 01:13:43,219 --> 01:13:45,388 - You know, you're not gonna prove a point by doing this. 962 01:13:45,421 --> 01:13:47,491 - Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion! 963 01:13:47,524 --> 01:13:49,425 Stay out of this. 964 01:13:49,459 --> 01:13:51,661 - You're the one who dragged me up here. 965 01:13:51,695 --> 01:13:55,064 You're the one that fucking... 966 01:13:55,098 --> 01:13:59,068 talked shit like usual until I came up here. 967 01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:02,005 So you know what? I'm up here, I'm ready to jump, let's jump. 968 01:14:02,038 --> 01:14:05,174 - Man... we're not doing this. 969 01:14:05,208 --> 01:14:08,812 We've done a lot of stupid shit, but this tops the list, like... 970 01:14:08,845 --> 01:14:10,814 No, this isn't even on the list. 971 01:14:10,847 --> 01:14:13,049 This is ridiculous. 972 01:14:13,082 --> 01:14:15,785 And if you think I'm gonna think less of you for not jumping this, 973 01:14:15,819 --> 01:14:18,221 I'm not, man. 974 01:14:18,254 --> 01:14:21,390 Let's just walk back down, man. Nothing's gonna change. 975 01:14:24,628 --> 01:14:26,730 - That's the point. 976 01:14:26,763 --> 01:14:28,965 Something's gotta change. 977 01:14:28,998 --> 01:14:31,535 - No, you're coming with me. - No, 978 01:14:31,568 --> 01:14:33,570 the only way I'm going is that way. 979 01:14:44,948 --> 01:14:47,450 You don't have to do this. 980 01:14:47,483 --> 01:14:50,820 - Yes, I do. 981 01:14:50,854 --> 01:14:52,822 - Well, count it down, then. 982 01:14:52,856 --> 01:14:55,759 - Three... 983 01:14:58,327 --> 01:15:00,930 - Two... 984 01:15:04,701 --> 01:15:06,235 - One. 985 01:15:17,981 --> 01:15:20,483 Fuck. 986 01:15:30,627 --> 01:15:34,063 (panting) 987 01:15:38,635 --> 01:15:41,070 - You did it, man! 988 01:15:41,104 --> 01:15:43,106 One second. How do you feel, bro? 989 01:15:43,139 --> 01:15:45,408 - Fucking terrible. Get me the fuck outta here. - Alright. 990 01:15:45,441 --> 01:15:47,744 - Man! 991 01:15:47,777 --> 01:15:51,380 - Say something to the camera, brother. - I'm hurt... 992 01:15:51,414 --> 01:15:53,917 (Brad laughing) - Oh, fuck! 993 01:16:01,925 --> 01:16:04,027 That was high as fuck. 994 01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:07,631 - You guys did it, man! - Holy fuck. 995 01:16:07,664 --> 01:16:10,466 - Told you I would. - Fucking crazy. 996 01:16:10,499 --> 01:16:13,202 - Good job, Nate. Respect, brother. 997 01:16:13,236 --> 01:16:16,005 - That's the pain of jumping Todd's right there, man. 998 01:16:16,039 --> 01:16:19,542 Did you see that, man? - Are you guys OK? 999 01:16:22,178 --> 01:16:24,681 - How come you didn't jump too? 1000 01:16:27,884 --> 01:16:30,219 - Can't believe we just did that. 1001 01:16:30,253 --> 01:16:32,956 - Can't believe you guys did that either. - It was crazy, bro. 1002 01:16:32,989 --> 01:16:35,091 - Told you I was going to. - Adam, 1003 01:16:35,124 --> 01:16:38,594 how did it look from the top, man? - Really scary. 1004 01:16:38,628 --> 01:16:42,198 - Come on, man, talk to your audience, man. You just did it! 1005 01:16:42,231 --> 01:16:44,968 - I did it. - Yeah, you did! 1006 01:16:45,001 --> 01:16:48,638 I don't think I looked as bad as you guys, man. Holy shit. 1007 01:16:48,672 --> 01:16:52,175 - How'd it look from the bottom? - It was crazy from the bottom, man. 1008 01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:56,212 - I didn't think we were ever gonna hit. What about you? 1009 01:16:59,248 --> 01:17:02,585 - Nate! Nate, get up, man! Nate! 1010 01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:05,621 Nate, are you OK? 1011 01:17:05,655 --> 01:17:08,257 We gotta get out of here. - Yeah. - I'm good. 1012 01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:11,427 - Try to sit up. 1013 01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:14,463 (moaning) 1014 01:17:14,497 --> 01:17:17,366 Sit up, man. - I'm good. 1015 01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:20,536 - You don't look good, man. 1016 01:17:36,252 --> 01:17:39,422 (inaudible) 1017 01:17:55,038 --> 01:17:58,041 - Get him off the boat. 1018 01:17:58,074 --> 01:18:01,745 - Come on, man. 1019 01:18:01,778 --> 01:18:04,413 Come on, man! 1020 01:18:04,447 --> 01:18:06,750 Someone help! 1021 01:18:55,531 --> 01:18:59,535 - (Grandma, sobbing): I don't know what they were... They were playing on the cliffs 1022 01:18:59,568 --> 01:19:02,438 and they were jumping off the cliffs, 1023 01:19:02,471 --> 01:19:05,909 and he turned around and jumped off 1024 01:19:05,942 --> 01:19:09,178 and it had something to do with his internal... 1025 01:19:09,212 --> 01:19:11,514 I don't know. He... 1026 01:19:11,547 --> 01:19:14,717 he bled to death. 1027 01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:17,520 Yeah, Riley's here right now. 1028 01:19:17,553 --> 01:19:20,123 I just don't know what I'm supposed to do. 1029 01:19:20,156 --> 01:19:22,125 I don't know. 1030 01:19:22,158 --> 01:19:24,427 Yeah, I gotta... 1031 01:19:24,460 --> 01:19:26,896 I gotta phone his mom and dad now. 1032 01:19:26,930 --> 01:19:30,333 I don't know what I'm gonna say to them. 1033 01:19:30,366 --> 01:19:33,069 I was supposed to be watching him 1034 01:19:33,102 --> 01:19:35,939 and I didn't. 1035 01:21:27,483 --> 01:21:30,719 - Hi. 1036 01:21:30,753 --> 01:21:33,189 - Hi, can I come in? 1037 01:21:33,222 --> 01:21:36,159 - Um... sure. 1038 01:22:02,986 --> 01:22:07,823 Did you want to say something to me? - He just jumped and... 1039 01:22:10,726 --> 01:22:13,562 If I didn't lie, 1040 01:22:13,596 --> 01:22:16,432 then he'd be having fun with his friends and I'd be having fun with my friends 1041 01:22:16,465 --> 01:22:20,703 and everybody would be perfectly fine and he'd still be alive and... 1042 01:22:23,973 --> 01:22:26,976 - It wasn't your fault. - You don't understand. 1043 01:22:27,010 --> 01:22:30,646 There's something wrong with me. 1044 01:22:30,679 --> 01:22:34,117 - It's gonna get better. You're gonna feel better. 1045 01:22:34,150 --> 01:22:36,685 OK? 1046 01:22:54,537 --> 01:22:56,539 Um... 1047 01:22:59,808 --> 01:23:02,011 - Do you love him? 1048 01:23:04,380 --> 01:23:06,849 (sighing) 1049 01:23:06,882 --> 01:23:09,118 - No. 1050 01:23:42,085 --> 01:23:45,088 (engine running) 1051 01:24:15,084 --> 01:24:17,853 - Riley? 1052 01:24:19,855 --> 01:24:22,958 - Get the fuck outta here. 1053 01:24:25,661 --> 01:24:27,830 - What are you doing? 1054 01:24:27,863 --> 01:24:32,468 - Stuck, what's it look like? 1055 01:24:34,603 --> 01:24:38,374 - You OK? 1056 01:24:38,407 --> 01:24:41,610 - Just get the fuck outta here, man. 1057 01:24:53,489 --> 01:24:57,826 (He takes out the key.) 1058 01:24:57,860 --> 01:25:00,296 Gimme the key, man. 1059 01:25:03,532 --> 01:25:06,435 - No. 1060 01:25:06,469 --> 01:25:09,104 - Come on, man, just gimme the key. 1061 01:25:13,108 --> 01:25:16,545 Gimme the fucking key! 1062 01:25:31,894 --> 01:25:32,895 Motherfucker! 1063 01:25:38,901 --> 01:25:42,171 Fucking fucker! 1064 01:26:31,454 --> 01:26:34,089 Fuck. 78058

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