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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,071 --> 00:00:07,606 [woman] Well, you know what they say. 2 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:09,308 Once you pass 40, you got to choose 3 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:11,610 between your ass and your face. 4 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:14,179 [woman 2] Wait, I'm sorry. So you're saying my ass... 5 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,647 [woman] After 40, you have to choose 6 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:17,416 between your ass and your face. 7 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:20,019 If you get too skinny, your face gets craggy... 8 00:00:20,021 --> 00:00:22,154 [women speaking indistinctly] 9 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:23,789 [woman 3] 'Cause it's just, like... it's all I do. 10 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:26,058 My kids are like, "Where's Mom?" 11 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:27,459 [woman] I'm going ass. 12 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:29,395 I'll just let the face fall apart. 13 00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:31,063 [woman 4] It's like the fountain of youth kind of thing. 14 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:33,032 [woman 5] Six-pack abs, which I... 15 00:00:33,034 --> 00:00:34,433 [woman] I feel like I've passed the window 16 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:36,402 where I could get fake tits. 17 00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:39,104 [woman 6] I wouldn't let anybody shoot anything into my face. 18 00:00:39,106 --> 00:00:41,173 [woman] I just want to be old and ugly. 19 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:42,708 [♪ David Bowie: "Oh! You Pretty Things"] 20 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:44,343 ♪ Wake up, you sleepyhead 21 00:00:44,345 --> 00:00:45,711 ♪ Put on some clothes 22 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,546 ♪ Shake up your bed 23 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:51,116 ♪ Put another log on the fire for me ♪ 24 00:00:51,118 --> 00:00:54,119 ♪ I made some breakfast and coffee ♪ 25 00:00:54,121 --> 00:00:55,687 ♪ Look out my window 26 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:57,089 ♪ What do I see? 27 00:00:57,091 --> 00:00:58,657 ♪ Crack in the sky 28 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:01,560 ♪ And a hand reaching down to me ♪ 29 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:05,330 ♪ All the nightmares came today ♪ 30 00:01:05,332 --> 00:01:08,734 ♪ And it looks as though they're here to stay ♪ 31 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:18,310 ♪ What are we coming to? 32 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:19,611 ♪ No room for me 33 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:22,247 ♪ No fun for you 34 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,683 ♪ I think about a world to come ♪ 35 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:25,818 ♪ Where the books were found 36 00:01:25,820 --> 00:01:27,586 ♪ By the golden ones 37 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,488 ♪ Written in pain 38 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:30,622 ♪ Written in awe 39 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,524 ♪ By a puzzled man 40 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:35,394 ♪ Who questioned what we were here for ♪ 41 00:01:35,396 --> 00:01:38,664 ♪ All the strangers came today ♪ 42 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:43,836 ♪ And it look as though they're here to stay ♪ 43 00:01:43,838 --> 00:01:47,706 - ♪ Oh, you pretty things - ♪ You pretty things 44 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,808 ♪ Don't you know you're driving your... ♪ 45 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:55,881 ♪ You're driving your mothers insane ♪ 46 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:59,651 - ♪ Oh, you pretty things - ♪ Oh, you pretty things 47 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:05,858 ♪ Don't you know you're driving your mamas and papas insane? ♪ 48 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:08,127 ♪ Let me make it plain 49 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:10,562 ♪ Got to make way for the Homo Superior ♪ 50 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:13,499 [yelling and moaning] 51 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:14,867 - [girl] Are you OK? - [boy] I'm sorry! 52 00:02:14,869 --> 00:02:16,502 I didn't mean to hit you. 53 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:21,373 [girl] Mom, I'm sorry. 54 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,442 [woman] Ow... 55 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:25,744 [boy] It was you who screwed me over. 56 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,412 No, don't... don't give me that... 57 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:28,647 It's my last hoodie without paint on it. 58 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,649 Just get in. Jesus Christ! 59 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,551 [girl] You're just trying to not get in trouble. 60 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:34,453 - It was not... - [boy] It wasn't my fault. 61 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:36,588 I was trying to throw to Mayer, but then she got in the way. 62 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:38,590 - So annoying! - [girl] I hate you. 63 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:40,325 I wish you weren't even my brother. 64 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:42,361 Shut up, you little shit! 65 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:44,763 What are you... What did you think was gonna happen? 66 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:47,299 What do you think is gonna happen if you throw a ball at my head? 67 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:48,567 And then this is what's gonna happen! 68 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:49,868 [woman 2] It's OK. 69 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:52,204 [woman] It just goes and goes! 70 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:53,305 I hate this. 71 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:55,908 [car chiming] 72 00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:57,843 [woman] I don't want this. I don't want it. 73 00:02:57,845 --> 00:03:00,345 I don't want it. I don't want this. 74 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:04,883 Oh, it's awful. 75 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:11,657 Don't you think you were a little rough on the kids? 76 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:20,365 I'm going back to work. 77 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:24,269 I mean it. 78 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:32,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 79 00:03:48,761 --> 00:03:51,930 [vacuum thrumming] 80 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:09,348 [dog barking] 81 00:04:14,487 --> 00:04:17,723 It's about the things we dream about when we first have kids. 82 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:19,725 The article is about all the crazy hormones 83 00:04:19,727 --> 00:04:21,293 and the stuff we dream, 84 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:23,829 so I'm going to call all of your stories... 85 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:25,464 [chuckles] 86 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:26,798 - Hey. - Hey, what's up? 87 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,800 All right, let me see. 88 00:04:30,903 --> 00:04:33,639 - [all gasp] - Oh, no. 89 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:35,741 - It's awful. - That's bad. 90 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:36,975 I don't know what to say. 91 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:38,977 It could not be any worse. [laughs] 92 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:40,746 You are an asshole. 93 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:42,648 - I know. I'm sorry. - My God. 94 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:44,483 - [snorting] - Can you still drive? 95 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:45,684 Oh, I'll get him. 96 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:47,319 Relax. I will pick them up. 97 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:48,620 Good, because my deadline's Tuesday. 98 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,422 [school bell rings] 99 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:52,624 [snickering] 100 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:57,329 - Hi, Sam. - Hi, Abby. 101 00:04:58,364 --> 00:05:00,032 [Mayer] Hi, Mommy. 102 00:05:00,034 --> 00:05:02,868 Mrs. Ableman, can I speak to you for a minute? 103 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:06,538 The holiday's coming, and... 104 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:08,006 Do you celebrate that? 105 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:10,475 Halloween? 106 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,344 Well, last year, 107 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:15,414 a mother took me to task for inciting paganism, 108 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:17,516 so I just never know anymore. 109 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:21,520 I call every holiday "holiday basket time," 110 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:25,090 so it's holiday basket time, and we need candy. 111 00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:27,526 It can be wrapped in black or orange, 112 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:29,861 a jack-o'-lantern on it or a cat. 113 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:32,364 You might want to leave the witches out of it. 114 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:34,433 Is that a problem? 115 00:05:34,435 --> 00:05:36,535 No. 116 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:39,037 [birds squawking] 117 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,909 All right. So... 118 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:45,744 "When Jake was born, I used to dream 119 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,846 someone put him in the microwave. 120 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:50,482 It was hard to be close to him. 121 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:52,084 I'd have Kate put him away in his crib, 122 00:05:52,086 --> 00:05:54,886 and then I'd dream he was in the microwave. 123 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:57,856 He was so tiny, I'd feel sorry for him." 124 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,891 Were you drunk when you wrote this? 125 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:04,096 "And then sometimes, I'd dream he was married to me. 126 00:06:04,098 --> 00:06:05,831 My poor baby. 127 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:06,965 I didn't know whether to kill him, 128 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,900 fuck him, or eat him." 129 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:16,875 I don't know if this is really for a parenting magazine. 130 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:21,646 OK, I was more looking for like, 131 00:06:21,648 --> 00:06:24,383 "I dreamt I forgot to feed him 132 00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:26,752 because my concern for my child is so caught up 133 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:29,821 in the whole feeding and management thing." 134 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:33,458 And then maybe a spa tip like, 135 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:35,394 "Before bed, I used to rub essential oils on my temples, 136 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:36,962 and then the dreams went away 137 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:38,730 because there was bergamot in it, 138 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,132 and bergamot is great for relieving stress." 139 00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:43,935 Who else is contributing to this? 140 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:46,037 Uh, Sarah did this one. It's funny. 141 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:47,672 And Sam Bennet is doing one. 142 00:06:47,674 --> 00:06:49,708 She's cute... Sam. 143 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:54,579 Mm-kay. 144 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,415 Sam Bennet is not a lesbian. 145 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:58,483 Her husband works for Goldman Sachs. 146 00:06:58,485 --> 00:07:00,719 He's an analyst. Her kids are on the lacrosse team. 147 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:02,621 She's cute. That's all. 148 00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:05,557 It's like... 149 00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:08,727 I need this in by Tuesday. 150 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,562 Fine. 151 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:12,197 I dreamt I forgot to feed him. 152 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:15,066 - [door closes] - [footsteps approaching] 153 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:19,905 - Hi, Mommy. - [Kate] Hi. 154 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:21,506 Hey. 155 00:07:21,508 --> 00:07:22,541 [Kate] How's your face, babe? 156 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:24,176 Still hazy. 157 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:27,579 Oh, boy. 158 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:28,847 That red is really starting to come out. 159 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:30,916 - It wasn't my fault. - It's OK. 160 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:33,151 Where are the napkins? Mayer, would you set the table, please? 161 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,886 - [cell phone vibrating] - [Mayer] OK. 162 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:36,188 Look, Mommy, can I show you...? 163 00:07:36,190 --> 00:07:38,623 I got to hold a baby chick today. 164 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,792 - [Kate] A baby chick? - [Jake] Can I show you my homework? 165 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,194 [Kate] Jake, let me just... I got to take this call. 166 00:07:42,196 --> 00:07:43,161 Hello? 167 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,596 Uh-huh. 168 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:48,200 Yeah. 169 00:07:48,202 --> 00:07:49,868 Yeah, make it 10:00. 170 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,203 Great. 171 00:07:51,205 --> 00:07:54,739 [woman] It's so lofty. It's so airy. 172 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,677 [indistinct chattering] 173 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:00,912 The condo's fine, 174 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:03,715 but they want a ten-day cash close, 175 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:04,983 and there's no flip fee. 176 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,552 Hey, Jamie. Boss. 177 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:13,158 A shit hole. Good job. 178 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,659 [Jamie] Come and look at the kitchen. 179 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:15,961 It's gonna be amazing. 180 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:19,531 [telephone ringing] 181 00:08:25,104 --> 00:08:27,839 - Hi. - [Kate] Hey. I'm late. 182 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,841 There's a call in ten minutes, and then I'll head home. 183 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,676 - I'm so sorry. - Is that Mom? 184 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,144 Yes, I'm on the phone. 185 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:35,080 [Kate] It was supposed to be a half hour ago. 186 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,982 - Oh, is she coming home? - She's working. 187 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:38,984 Honey, please do screens or clean your room. 188 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:41,653 - I have to talk to Mommy. - I'm hungry. 189 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:43,522 I will feed you soon. 190 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:44,823 Tell Mommy I'm hungry. 191 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:47,092 He's very hungry. 192 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:49,194 - [Kate] Got it. - I told her. 193 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:52,130 She knows that you are hungry, OK? 194 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:53,932 [sighs] 195 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:55,834 So I'm gonna close on that place. 196 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:58,270 - Really? - Yeah. 197 00:08:58,272 --> 00:08:59,738 OK, good. 198 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,840 I have to do something. 199 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:03,875 [sighs] 200 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:06,711 - It'll be a good project. - [Kate] Right. 201 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,580 [Abby] And Justin can do all of it himself. 202 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:11,883 It's not a difficult space. 203 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,685 I think I can finish in a couple of months. 204 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:15,720 Oh... 205 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,557 Do you need me to get you some garbage bags? 206 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,158 No, I got it on the list already. 207 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,192 OK. 208 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:22,794 Um... 209 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,095 [stammering] 210 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:25,764 You can keep up with things around here, 211 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:27,299 keep a clean site? 212 00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:29,134 Yeah. 213 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:31,670 I just don't want to have to clean up two houses. 214 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:36,641 Um, you're gonna work every day? 215 00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:38,176 I won't. 216 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:40,579 So... 217 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:43,148 Can you not smoke? 218 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,150 Thanks. 219 00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:20,085 Huh? 220 00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:31,997 [inhales deeply] 221 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,166 [sighs] 222 00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:44,242 [groans] 223 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,723 [electronic beep] 224 00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:14,105 [panting] 225 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,411 [electronic beeping] 226 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:27,419 [panting] 227 00:11:40,132 --> 00:11:41,366 [electronic beeping] 228 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,769 [panting] 229 00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:02,020 [electronic beeping] 230 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,155 [retching] 231 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:07,158 [gagging and gasping] 232 00:12:11,363 --> 00:12:13,364 [coughing] 233 00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:19,404 [phone line trilling] 234 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,940 - [woman] Hello. - [Abby] Hi. 235 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:25,810 Um, I got your number... I'm... 236 00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:27,879 [chuckles] First, let me make sure this is the right number. 237 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:31,750 [woman] Yeah, it's me. Did you see my ad? 238 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:36,087 Hi. 239 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:39,390 - Hi. - I'm Jenny. Come in. 240 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:40,391 How's it going? 241 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,526 Good. 242 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,061 Yeah? 243 00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:52,437 So you party a little bit, or, uh... 244 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,905 Do I party? 245 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,540 Um... 246 00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:01,312 Me and you are gonna party a little bit, OK? 247 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:12,791 You want me to fuck you with the dildo? 248 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:15,426 What are my other choices? 249 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,095 Can we take care of business first 250 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:20,331 and then have some fun? 251 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,133 Yeah. 252 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:34,078 Hey, relax. 253 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,446 Want some? 254 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,382 I have to pick something up later. 255 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,217 Um... 256 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,553 [whispers] You sure? 257 00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:43,221 Oops. You got something on your... 258 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,190 Yeah, I'm... 259 00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:48,593 I need to drive. 260 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,995 - Yeah? - Yeah. 261 00:13:57,436 --> 00:14:00,405 [shower running] 262 00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:13,484 [sighing] 263 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,372 [grunts] 264 00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,425 Shit. 265 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,628 [woman on radio] This legislation is based upon 266 00:14:56,630 --> 00:14:59,030 the Cut Energy Bills at Home Act 267 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:02,133 and has the potential ability to be transformative. 268 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,469 And I hope that with going forward with this tax... 269 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:05,603 [switch clicks] 270 00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:11,242 You're, like, a swinger, right? 271 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,543 What? 272 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,646 With your girlfriend? 273 00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:17,148 I really don't think it's called that anymore. 274 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,050 Wasn't good, huh? 275 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,218 No, it was fine, you know? 276 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,920 We went to a couple of parties, 277 00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:25,156 but I'm not with her anymore. 278 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,391 What happened to her? 279 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,692 She's around. 280 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,027 We're friends. 281 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,128 OK. 282 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,563 Here, put more on. 283 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,933 I did something. 284 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:46,077 Smooth, all right? 285 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,378 OK? 286 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,180 Smooth. 287 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,616 If you're gonna do it, don't fuck it up. 288 00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:59,090 I think it would be selfish for me to tell Kate. 289 00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:07,365 [sighing] 290 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:11,202 Was it once? 291 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,271 Yeah. 292 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,139 What do you two have set up? 293 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,041 What do you... what do you mean? 294 00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:18,676 Well, what's the deal? 295 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,979 [stammers] I don't... 296 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,513 Do you have, like, an unspoken kind of thing, you know? 297 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,615 Like, "Go off," 298 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,584 or, "Go off, but just don't tell me about it," you know? 299 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,053 It's, like, an arrangement, you know? 300 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,057 No. 301 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,626 Was it a guy? 302 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,564 Whew. 303 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,532 Uh, well, are you gonna see her again? 304 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,501 That is not possible. 305 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,703 Why? 306 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,505 She was... 307 00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:53,344 This very dirty person. 308 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,413 She had this odd... 309 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:58,016 It was like she hadn't bathe... you know, it was... 310 00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:01,252 And she wanted me to do her drugs. 311 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,354 I didn't want to do her drugs, and she was... 312 00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:10,128 She made me turn around, and then she... 313 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:14,432 pushed my head, sort of, down. 314 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,370 A hooker pushed your head down. 315 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,141 Gross. 316 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:26,144 [snare drum rattling] 317 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,750 Please stop it. 318 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,153 [idle drumming] 319 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:36,687 Stop it. 320 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:37,789 Hey! 321 00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:39,824 Stop. Stop! 322 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:42,560 - Cut it out. - Stop! 323 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,128 Stop! 324 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:46,364 Stop! 325 00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:52,670 It's making a buzzing sound. 326 00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:57,442 Ah! 327 00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,310 Thank you. 328 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,712 So, um... 329 00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:04,248 I met someone last night. 330 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,783 Her name is Gretchen. 331 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,552 If you want to... 332 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,420 What is this? 333 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,656 She's supposed to be better. 334 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,628 Oh... 335 00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:33,211 I don't know if I like Fabiano. 336 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,880 Cuts the grass so high it never looks done. 337 00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,852 Can I be excused? 338 00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,320 Yes. 339 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,321 Me too? 340 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,523 Yep. 341 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,796 [Jake] Mayer, let's go downstairs. 342 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:52,830 [Mayer] Yeah, let's go. 343 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,665 So Sarah... 344 00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,202 What? 345 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:01,739 They're splitting up. 346 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,875 - Surprise. - Yeah. 347 00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:07,645 She can call me. I won't charge her. 348 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,747 Really? 349 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,582 So who cheated? 350 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,484 I don't know. 351 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,620 Who gets custody? 352 00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:18,890 I assume her. 353 00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:20,658 Who gets the house? 354 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,760 They're selling it. 355 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,862 Is he paying her alimony? 356 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,364 I don't know any of these things. 357 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,632 What are they gonna do about Penny? 358 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,267 - The dog? - Yeah. 359 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,468 I don't know. 360 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,870 Don't they have another house? 361 00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:39,277 She said she couldn't breathe. 362 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,579 That's code for what? 363 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,917 She couldn't breathe. 364 00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:51,956 So she should go breathe. 365 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,424 It's sex. Grow up. 366 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:54,892 Go breathe. 367 00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:05,636 [knocking] 368 00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:22,386 Hi, I'm Gretchen. 369 00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:27,959 You're so pretty. 370 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:31,796 Wow. 371 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,231 Look at you. 372 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,432 You look... 373 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,700 You look amazing. 374 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,635 You're just saying that. 375 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:40,438 Oh, you're funny. 376 00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:45,876 I'm gonna get you off. 377 00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:50,381 Is that OK? [chuckles] 378 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,916 [laughing] Yeah, I guess. 379 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,952 [laughs] How long has it been? 380 00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:59,357 Um... 381 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,996 Oh, my God. 382 00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:06,998 What a waste. 383 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:23,347 Can I touch you? 384 00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:25,516 Yeah. 385 00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:01,986 Oh. 386 00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:16,334 [heel clicks] 387 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:17,501 [moans] 388 00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:35,553 [moans] 389 00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:57,908 [gasping] 390 00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:22,433 How long have you been doing this? 391 00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:24,068 A while. 392 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,772 I like working for The Girl. 393 00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:30,908 She's super great. 394 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:33,477 I'm paying my way through school. 395 00:23:33,479 --> 00:23:35,679 Who's The Girl? 396 00:23:35,681 --> 00:23:39,016 Oh, um, she's dating Justin. 397 00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:40,651 Oh. 398 00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:45,089 And, uh, why does she not have a name? 399 00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:50,094 She does. 400 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:52,096 Oh. 401 00:23:53,965 --> 00:23:56,467 So do you want to see me again? 402 00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:57,935 Oh, uh... 403 00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,470 Uh... 404 00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:01,071 Uh, gosh. 405 00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:04,642 Uh, I do, but it was a bit of a splurge. 406 00:24:07,746 --> 00:24:09,013 Too bad. 407 00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:15,052 You know, you didn't have to make me come. 408 00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:17,922 [stammering] Did I really? I made... made you...? 409 00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:19,757 You didn't have to. 410 00:24:21,526 --> 00:24:23,561 I like that. 411 00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:28,232 [doorbell rings] 412 00:24:28,867 --> 00:24:30,835 [sighs] 413 00:24:30,837 --> 00:24:32,636 [doorbell rings] 414 00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:42,012 - Hi. - Wow, come in. 415 00:24:42,014 --> 00:24:44,181 - You're here early. Awesome. - Yeah. 416 00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:45,816 Are these the artichokes? 417 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:47,518 Yeah, we roasted them for five hours. 418 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,521 Oh, looks great. 419 00:24:50,523 --> 00:24:52,223 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 420 00:24:52,225 --> 00:24:53,591 Here, go on. 421 00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:54,892 I'll get you a check. 422 00:24:56,795 --> 00:24:59,263 I remember waking up in the morning on a Sunday 423 00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:00,831 and having sawdust in my hair and being like... 424 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,600 - Yeah. - You remember that? 425 00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:04,602 "Oh, I was at Robots last night." 426 00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:06,704 Do you remember that? It was all over the floor. 427 00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:09,673 That place was crazy. We were all so freakin' high. 428 00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:12,076 I remember standing... I was standing in a line 429 00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:14,044 for the unisex bathroom behind a drag queen, right? 430 00:25:14,046 --> 00:25:15,746 And we're like, "Oh, hi. How you doing? 431 00:25:15,748 --> 00:25:16,780 You're so sexy. What's going on?" 432 00:25:16,782 --> 00:25:18,082 And he, like, finger-bangs me. 433 00:25:18,084 --> 00:25:19,149 - What? - Oh, wow. 434 00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:21,118 - Yes! - Right? 435 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,953 Wait, OK, so Don Hill's on Thursday night... 436 00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:24,755 - Squeezebox... - I loved that place. 437 00:25:24,757 --> 00:25:27,625 - Do you remember? - The Pussy Den... 438 00:25:27,627 --> 00:25:29,026 - Huh? - Clit Cat, Clit Club... 439 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:30,261 - What? - What was it called? 440 00:25:30,263 --> 00:25:31,228 It was ridiculous. 441 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:33,564 [laughter] 442 00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:34,999 As if anybody wants to admit that they actually went 443 00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:36,934 to Limelight every single Saturday night. 444 00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:38,602 - Sure, sure. - Limelight was so... 445 00:25:38,604 --> 00:25:39,270 I remember Kenny K at the door. 446 00:25:39,272 --> 00:25:41,038 - Yes. - Right? 447 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,740 If you didn't have the right shoes on, 448 00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:44,208 he wouldn't let you in. 449 00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:45,709 I learned to give the best blow jobs 450 00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:46,977 in the bathroom at that place. 451 00:25:46,979 --> 00:25:49,179 [clears throat] She did. She did. 452 00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:50,314 No, it's true. She really did. 453 00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:52,049 [laughter] 454 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:53,918 They're awesome. They're totally awesome. 455 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,819 Shush! 456 00:25:55,821 --> 00:25:57,755 I was surprised that I hadn't taken it yet, 457 00:25:57,757 --> 00:26:00,691 but I finally took the Myers-Briggs. 458 00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:02,760 I took that. Yeah. 459 00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:05,829 I am an ENTP. 460 00:26:05,831 --> 00:26:07,031 Basically, an overachiever. 461 00:26:07,033 --> 00:26:09,567 Well, not surprising. 462 00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:11,969 When you took it, didn't you find yourself sort of trying to influence where... 463 00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:14,672 Well, it is very hard to answer those questions honestly because... 464 00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:18,676 - Hello, Mrs. Ableman. - Hello, Mrs. Ableman. 465 00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:19,777 I love you. 466 00:26:19,779 --> 00:26:21,278 You did so good, babe. 467 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:24,014 Really, I was thinking the food was just OK. 468 00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,716 - No, hon, it was good. - OK. 469 00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:27,651 - Mm-hmm. - I'm sorry. 470 00:26:27,653 --> 00:26:29,253 - I'm interrupting your... - It's all right. 471 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:30,321 OK. Enjoy. 472 00:26:30,323 --> 00:26:31,889 OK. Bye. 473 00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:33,157 Anyway, it was. 474 00:26:33,159 --> 00:26:34,358 It was hard to answer them honestly. 475 00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:40,731 [vacuum thrumming] 476 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:43,834 [Abby] Thank you for this. 477 00:26:43,836 --> 00:26:45,069 I could not lift it up on my own. 478 00:26:45,071 --> 00:26:46,103 [Justin] It's OK. 479 00:26:47,172 --> 00:26:48,339 It's OK. 480 00:26:48,341 --> 00:26:51,041 Nice. Thank you. 481 00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:53,010 So I was out with The Girl last night. 482 00:26:53,012 --> 00:26:54,678 - Ran into Gretchen. - [shushing] 483 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,214 - OK, OK. - She's really hot. 484 00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:59,049 Yes. 485 00:26:59,051 --> 00:27:01,385 She was unexpected. 486 00:27:01,387 --> 00:27:04,788 She said she thought you were a really hot dyke housewife. 487 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,624 With $800. 488 00:27:08,093 --> 00:27:10,294 I'm not saying this, but she said this. 489 00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:13,230 She said she thought you could go out on a few jobs. 490 00:27:13,232 --> 00:27:16,000 She said she's got people from time to time, 491 00:27:16,002 --> 00:27:20,137 younger women who are, like, you know, rich-rich, 492 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:24,108 and they're looking for a more mature situation. 493 00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:26,143 Right, like a married-with-kids 494 00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:27,678 mature situation? 495 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:28,646 - Yes. - OK. 496 00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:30,814 [scoffs and chuckles] 497 00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:33,083 These are young women with their fathers' credit cards 498 00:27:33,085 --> 00:27:35,085 who like buying stuff. 499 00:27:37,789 --> 00:27:40,658 And you want them to buy me? 500 00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:43,093 So? 501 00:27:43,095 --> 00:27:45,062 You buy them, they buy you. 502 00:27:45,064 --> 00:27:47,398 What's the difference? 503 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,134 You'd be my what? 504 00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:51,335 Mm... 505 00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:54,271 Let's not, you know? 506 00:27:54,273 --> 00:27:56,273 I'm your guy who sets things up. 507 00:27:56,275 --> 00:27:59,143 Mm-hmm. 508 00:27:59,145 --> 00:28:01,111 [drill whirring] 509 00:28:01,113 --> 00:28:03,280 What would you get? 510 00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:05,282 Get a couple hundred. 511 00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:07,751 Why? 512 00:28:07,753 --> 00:28:11,021 I set it up, and you go to their place. 513 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:13,824 You want me to go to people's houses? 514 00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:15,693 Or not. 515 00:28:15,695 --> 00:28:17,161 [drill whirs] 516 00:28:53,765 --> 00:28:58,402 I think my hooker name should be Eleanor. 517 00:28:58,404 --> 00:29:00,337 My dick just shrank. 518 00:29:00,339 --> 00:29:03,407 That your nana's name or something? 519 00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:06,376 I'd like to meet the clients first. 520 00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:09,113 What? 521 00:29:09,115 --> 00:29:11,181 You're gonna meet them here. 522 00:29:11,183 --> 00:29:14,418 I'm not gonna bring a stranger here. 523 00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:17,287 Two-by-sixes for the backsplash but in that color. 524 00:29:17,289 --> 00:29:18,789 Here you go. 525 00:29:18,791 --> 00:29:21,325 The Girl's checked them out already. 526 00:29:21,327 --> 00:29:24,528 Yes, I understand that, and I would expect The Girl 527 00:29:24,530 --> 00:29:26,530 would have some controls in place. 528 00:29:26,532 --> 00:29:30,467 I would just like to, you know, meet them first. 529 00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:32,436 Where would you like to meet them first, 530 00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:33,837 Nordstrom's? 531 00:29:33,839 --> 00:29:36,106 Coffee would be fine. 532 00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:38,308 Oh, you'd like to have coffee first. 533 00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:40,944 Or tea. 534 00:29:48,486 --> 00:29:50,921 I thought I was very specific about saying 535 00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:54,258 I wanted my tweezers to stay in the tweezer hole. 536 00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:55,425 [sighs] 537 00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:00,030 Apparently no one was listening to me. 538 00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:21,985 - [cell phone ringing] - [rock music playing] 539 00:30:26,124 --> 00:30:28,592 - Abby. - No way. Uh-uh. 540 00:30:28,594 --> 00:30:29,927 Uh-uh. 541 00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:33,063 All right. Then come back. 542 00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:34,565 Or you want me to give you a push? 543 00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:36,834 The first one is a child. 544 00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:38,836 [Justin] What? 545 00:30:38,838 --> 00:30:41,071 She looks like a mean child. 546 00:30:41,073 --> 00:30:42,539 She is sitting down, highlighting things. 547 00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:44,541 She's doing her homework. 548 00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:46,910 You know what, then? Just forget it. 549 00:30:46,912 --> 00:30:50,113 Take me through this, because this one with a binder is terrifying. 550 00:30:50,115 --> 00:30:51,949 Just forget it because it doesn't matter. 551 00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:53,851 There's another one tomorrow. 552 00:31:00,992 --> 00:31:03,126 Hi. 553 00:31:03,128 --> 00:31:05,128 Want to tell me what you're doing in school? 554 00:31:05,130 --> 00:31:10,167 Next we're gonna study on the Dominican Republic. 555 00:31:10,169 --> 00:31:13,370 It's a very interesting country. 556 00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:15,339 They grow crops. 557 00:31:15,341 --> 00:31:20,210 Do you know Dominicans eat lunch for two hours? 558 00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:22,246 So I come back for two more of these? 559 00:31:22,248 --> 00:31:23,480 [nurse] Yep. 560 00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:25,349 Enjoy your trip, Mrs. Ableman. 561 00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:46,570 I don't really know why I'm here. 562 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:49,606 Is this usually how it goes? 563 00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:52,009 [stammers] Yes. Yes. 564 00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:56,179 It's not a date, right? 565 00:31:56,181 --> 00:31:58,582 Uh, it's kind of a date. 566 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:02,286 But I pay, right? 567 00:32:02,288 --> 00:32:05,389 Why don't you tell me about you? 568 00:32:05,391 --> 00:32:10,160 Well, I'm in this basic women's studies class at NYU. 569 00:32:10,162 --> 00:32:13,030 We have to do this exercise at the beginning of every class. 570 00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:16,199 We have to draw ourselves, 571 00:32:16,201 --> 00:32:18,502 our, um... 572 00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:20,304 Oh, uh-huh. 573 00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:24,508 And then we have to talk about it. 574 00:32:24,510 --> 00:32:28,145 Ah, you brought a little folder too. 575 00:32:28,147 --> 00:32:30,080 I don't... I don't have to take it out. 576 00:32:30,082 --> 00:32:34,084 Maybe you could just explain it. 577 00:32:34,086 --> 00:32:35,319 OK. 578 00:32:35,321 --> 00:32:37,321 Well... 579 00:32:37,323 --> 00:32:42,960 I drew my vagina here, 580 00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:48,532 and then I drew a hole here 581 00:32:48,534 --> 00:32:51,168 with stars around it, 582 00:32:51,170 --> 00:32:56,239 and then I drew a target for the target, 583 00:32:56,241 --> 00:33:00,444 and then above the stars, I drew, like, a bubble. 584 00:33:00,446 --> 00:33:04,314 It's like a force field, 585 00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:09,019 because I'm 23, and I've never been with anyone. 586 00:33:09,021 --> 00:33:10,721 I've never slept with anyone, 587 00:33:10,723 --> 00:33:14,358 and I've never even been kissed. 588 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,694 Sometimes, I... 589 00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:21,031 I worry... 590 00:33:23,768 --> 00:33:27,137 That I think about that. 591 00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:30,574 [knocking at door] 592 00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:46,523 Is this your apartment? 593 00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:48,692 This is my place. 594 00:33:50,328 --> 00:33:53,663 You live here? 595 00:33:53,665 --> 00:33:56,033 How are you feeling? 596 00:34:00,471 --> 00:34:01,805 You look very nice. 597 00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:03,507 Thanks. 598 00:34:03,509 --> 00:34:07,077 Why don't you sit down? 599 00:34:07,079 --> 00:34:09,046 Wherever you're comfortable. 600 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,241 I'm not going to ask you to do things. 601 00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:42,579 I'm just gonna do them because I want to. 602 00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:44,648 If you're not comfortable, I want you to stop, 603 00:34:44,650 --> 00:34:46,583 and I'm not gonna be offended. 604 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:50,353 You won't put me off. 605 00:34:50,355 --> 00:34:51,822 OK? 606 00:34:51,824 --> 00:34:53,423 OK. 607 00:35:38,669 --> 00:35:40,670 You smell like oranges. 608 00:35:42,573 --> 00:35:45,876 Thank you. 609 00:35:45,878 --> 00:35:47,611 [woman] I'm starting to take it all internally. 610 00:35:47,613 --> 00:35:50,514 I'm not putting it on my face. I'm not injecting it. 611 00:35:50,516 --> 00:35:52,549 You put it on your face, and...? 612 00:35:52,551 --> 00:35:53,850 - Hey, you're late. - You don't eat it. 613 00:35:53,852 --> 00:35:56,553 Hey, you're gonna have to sit behind us. 614 00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:59,356 Yeah, you can look at my ass. 615 00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:01,925 So, no, I told him, "I put it in a ball on the bed. 616 00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:03,627 You got to take it downstairs, you know? 617 00:36:03,629 --> 00:36:04,828 I'm not doing it. 618 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:06,663 This is what I pay you for." 619 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:07,831 Trying to take more control. 620 00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:09,332 They didn't do it. 621 00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:10,567 - They didn't do it? - No. 622 00:36:10,569 --> 00:36:12,569 - Really? - I don't know. 623 00:36:25,483 --> 00:36:27,250 I don't get this. 624 00:36:27,252 --> 00:36:28,451 What is this? 625 00:36:28,453 --> 00:36:30,420 This is coffee. 626 00:36:34,659 --> 00:36:36,860 [knocking] 627 00:36:47,271 --> 00:36:48,572 [grunts] 628 00:36:52,276 --> 00:36:54,711 Eat. 629 00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:56,980 - [Mayer] Hey, Mom. - Hey. 630 00:36:56,982 --> 00:36:59,716 So what's today, babe? 631 00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:02,352 - Me? - Yeah. 632 00:37:02,354 --> 00:37:04,354 [Abby] Kitchen punch list. 633 00:37:04,356 --> 00:37:06,823 He's gonna start with the shelves. 634 00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:09,426 He's gonna finish the lighting. 635 00:37:09,428 --> 00:37:13,330 We'll have the electrical inspection this week, 636 00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:15,398 and then, you know, 637 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,267 some professional development stuff for me 638 00:37:17,269 --> 00:37:19,636 like selling tips. 639 00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:22,973 Oh, good. You gonna get back in time? 640 00:37:22,975 --> 00:37:26,009 Have I ever been late for pickup in six years? 641 00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:27,744 Hmm? 642 00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:29,779 Mwah! 643 00:37:29,781 --> 00:37:31,881 Ever? 644 00:37:33,384 --> 00:37:35,585 - I do it out of my dorm room. - Told you. 645 00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:37,721 I had to have you do this a few times before we met. 646 00:37:37,723 --> 00:37:38,622 I hope you understand. 647 00:37:38,624 --> 00:37:40,290 I'm pre-law. 648 00:37:40,292 --> 00:37:41,858 Uh-huh. 649 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:44,628 She's looking at me weird. 650 00:37:48,299 --> 00:37:49,766 Know what, honey? Just tell the story. 651 00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:51,735 It's a good one. 652 00:37:51,737 --> 00:37:53,670 You know, I just kept getting hit on all the time. 653 00:37:53,672 --> 00:37:55,739 I was a cocktail waitress at the Gansevoort. 654 00:37:55,741 --> 00:37:58,642 I was 18, so I just made a little book and charged them, 655 00:37:58,644 --> 00:38:00,377 and after that, there were just 656 00:38:00,379 --> 00:38:02,412 so many different people who came out of the woodwork. 657 00:38:02,414 --> 00:38:03,613 The woodwork. 658 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,015 That's a neat way of putting it. 659 00:38:05,017 --> 00:38:06,883 You don't have any of my information, right? 660 00:38:06,885 --> 00:38:08,451 No. 661 00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:10,453 Justin comes by, and I give him the leads. 662 00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:11,755 It's all referral. 663 00:38:11,757 --> 00:38:13,957 Referral. Right. 664 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:15,592 Please. 665 00:38:15,594 --> 00:38:17,327 I can't get caught. 666 00:38:17,329 --> 00:38:18,728 I'm on the fast-track law thing. 667 00:38:18,730 --> 00:38:20,764 I mean, can you imagine? 668 00:38:20,766 --> 00:38:22,966 No. 669 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:25,468 So I'd tell you the tricks to get your money up, 670 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:27,737 but Justin says it's not really for the cash. 671 00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:30,874 Are you just horny or something? 672 00:38:30,876 --> 00:38:33,043 Um... 673 00:38:35,613 --> 00:38:37,414 Don't share this. 674 00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:38,615 Right. 675 00:38:38,617 --> 00:38:40,917 Uh, anything else? 676 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:42,552 Moisturize, maybe? 677 00:38:42,554 --> 00:38:44,421 I don't know. 678 00:38:44,423 --> 00:38:46,356 That's what my mom always tells me. 679 00:38:47,525 --> 00:38:49,959 - So, uh... - Yeah? 680 00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:51,795 I'm open to all sorts of different... 681 00:38:51,797 --> 00:38:53,396 Men? 682 00:38:53,398 --> 00:38:54,531 Oh, men? No. 683 00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:55,699 [chuckles] 684 00:38:55,701 --> 00:38:57,600 God, no. No. 685 00:38:57,602 --> 00:39:00,470 They're maybe a little young. 686 00:39:00,472 --> 00:39:04,974 Let me check my book. I get it. 687 00:39:04,976 --> 00:39:08,011 You should work more than Wednesday mornings. 688 00:39:29,834 --> 00:39:32,435 I'm gonna need something to drink. 689 00:39:32,437 --> 00:39:34,437 Of course. 690 00:39:34,439 --> 00:39:35,939 [clears throat] 691 00:39:40,678 --> 00:39:43,012 I like to go slow. 692 00:39:44,148 --> 00:39:45,782 [Abby] All right. 693 00:39:51,021 --> 00:39:52,722 [woman] You seem cultured. 694 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:54,824 Do we know anyone together? 695 00:39:56,494 --> 00:39:57,660 [laughs] 696 00:39:57,662 --> 00:39:58,928 I hope not. 697 00:39:58,930 --> 00:40:00,463 Why not? 698 00:40:01,665 --> 00:40:03,666 You're playing with me. 699 00:40:03,668 --> 00:40:05,702 Oh. 700 00:40:05,704 --> 00:40:07,670 You want to get right to it. 701 00:40:09,940 --> 00:40:12,809 You like to talk? 702 00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:14,077 I'm old-fashioned. 703 00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:16,679 - Let's talk. - I'll talk. 704 00:40:16,681 --> 00:40:17,847 What are your interests? 705 00:40:17,849 --> 00:40:19,616 You play tennis? 706 00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:21,951 Go to Bergdorf for lunch? 707 00:40:21,953 --> 00:40:23,753 Did you go to the Biennial this year? 708 00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:24,888 I think I'll go. 709 00:40:24,890 --> 00:40:26,823 I'll write you a check. 710 00:40:26,825 --> 00:40:29,159 I don't take checks. 711 00:40:29,161 --> 00:40:30,493 Right. 712 00:40:30,495 --> 00:40:32,128 We said $800? 713 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:35,198 I'll give you $400 for your time. 714 00:40:38,669 --> 00:40:39,969 Hmm... 715 00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:45,909 [chuckles] 716 00:40:45,911 --> 00:40:47,644 When I thought about you last night, 717 00:40:47,646 --> 00:40:49,446 I thought, "She's gonna be so nervous," 718 00:40:49,448 --> 00:40:51,648 and you are; you're so nervous. 719 00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:53,450 It's so great. I love it. 720 00:40:53,452 --> 00:40:55,452 Oh, my God. 721 00:40:55,454 --> 00:40:56,686 And then I thought, 722 00:40:56,688 --> 00:40:58,121 "When is she gonna stop me? 723 00:40:58,123 --> 00:41:01,224 At the door? 724 00:41:01,226 --> 00:41:04,594 When I make her a drink? 725 00:41:04,596 --> 00:41:08,698 Will she stop me when I kiss her, maybe? 726 00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:11,034 Maybe later?" 727 00:41:19,677 --> 00:41:21,711 [woman] So I said to him, "Actually, no. 728 00:41:21,713 --> 00:41:23,813 I didn't find everything I was looking for today." 729 00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:25,014 [Abby] What were you looking for? 730 00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:28,151 That probiotic that they never carry. 731 00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:29,686 Not the acidophilus. 732 00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:30,653 Oh, the live yogurt? 733 00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:32,489 No, that girlie one. 734 00:41:32,491 --> 00:41:33,957 It's got the name with the "C" or whatever. 735 00:41:33,959 --> 00:41:36,025 Like, of course, he doesn't even know 736 00:41:36,027 --> 00:41:37,694 what I'm talking about. 737 00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:39,162 You know, I said to him, 738 00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:40,964 "With everything that's going around right now, 739 00:41:40,966 --> 00:41:42,932 I really think that you should have 740 00:41:42,934 --> 00:41:44,934 a bottle of hand sanitizer at all times on the counter 741 00:41:44,936 --> 00:41:46,569 for the patrons to use." 742 00:41:46,571 --> 00:41:48,037 - Yeah, it's a pharmacy. - Right? 743 00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:49,973 That's, like, a no-brainer, right? 744 00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:52,075 And, of course, like, blank stare. 745 00:41:52,077 --> 00:41:53,710 No idea what the heck I'm talking about. 746 00:41:53,712 --> 00:41:55,245 And I said to him, you know, 747 00:41:55,247 --> 00:41:57,113 "I'd be really happy to buy a bottle 748 00:41:57,115 --> 00:41:59,549 so that you can just put it out there right now 749 00:41:59,551 --> 00:42:02,285 for everybody to use, because strep is going around." 750 00:42:02,287 --> 00:42:04,153 - Just do it. - Again. 751 00:42:04,155 --> 00:42:05,522 - Oh, God. - It's going around again. 752 00:42:05,524 --> 00:42:06,823 - Yeah. - Mm. 753 00:42:06,825 --> 00:42:08,124 It's called Fresherell. 754 00:42:08,126 --> 00:42:09,993 Well, guess what? He doesn't know that. 755 00:42:09,995 --> 00:42:12,295 Including how washing your hands 756 00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:14,264 keeps people from, like, having a public health scare. 757 00:42:19,603 --> 00:42:21,204 Cayenne pepper and lemon juice? 758 00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:23,273 My mom gave me that. 759 00:42:23,275 --> 00:42:25,308 Your mom? 760 00:42:27,611 --> 00:42:29,279 It's just a cleanse. 761 00:42:29,281 --> 00:42:31,981 It's supposed to start you off. 762 00:42:42,159 --> 00:42:44,827 [chuckling] 763 00:42:44,829 --> 00:42:47,730 Diet for a New America. 764 00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:51,134 Oh, this. 765 00:42:51,136 --> 00:42:54,904 The Bible. 766 00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:57,173 Essential Gandhi. 767 00:42:57,175 --> 00:42:59,175 This is an excellent book for weight loss. 768 00:43:02,046 --> 00:43:04,180 And then I want you 769 00:43:04,182 --> 00:43:07,283 to take some cayenne pepper and some lemon juice, 770 00:43:07,285 --> 00:43:09,886 and I want you to sprinkle it all over your mother's books, 771 00:43:09,888 --> 00:43:14,757 and I want you to get rid of them, 772 00:43:14,759 --> 00:43:17,160 because that shit will kill you. 773 00:43:23,033 --> 00:43:24,100 [sighs] 774 00:43:34,044 --> 00:43:36,045 Seem happy. 775 00:43:37,982 --> 00:43:40,149 You want soup? 776 00:43:40,151 --> 00:43:41,250 I made some soup. 777 00:43:41,252 --> 00:43:43,152 Yum. 778 00:43:44,822 --> 00:43:45,922 Let's go. 779 00:43:45,924 --> 00:43:48,257 What you got? 780 00:43:48,259 --> 00:43:49,993 You haven't got this. 781 00:43:49,995 --> 00:43:52,362 Oh, beautiful. 782 00:43:52,364 --> 00:43:54,664 Oh! 783 00:43:54,666 --> 00:43:56,866 Nice! 784 00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:07,677 We've got this. 785 00:44:11,115 --> 00:44:13,282 [laughter] 786 00:44:13,284 --> 00:44:14,651 So uncoordinated. 787 00:44:22,893 --> 00:44:24,427 [doctor] How's your head? 788 00:44:24,429 --> 00:44:26,029 It's fine. 789 00:44:32,136 --> 00:44:34,937 [doctor] Um, let's see. 790 00:44:34,939 --> 00:44:36,172 You're getting headaches now? 791 00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:37,140 A little. 792 00:44:37,142 --> 00:44:39,442 Beautiful. 793 00:44:39,444 --> 00:44:41,144 It is what it is. 794 00:44:41,146 --> 00:44:45,081 [doctor] How's the new job? 795 00:44:45,083 --> 00:44:47,950 It's... it is what it is. 796 00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:55,258 [doctor] Well, all the tests are negative. 797 00:44:55,260 --> 00:44:56,392 Good. 798 00:44:56,394 --> 00:44:57,727 You are being safe? 799 00:44:57,729 --> 00:44:59,062 - Yes, yes. - OK. 800 00:45:03,734 --> 00:45:06,736 I'm very careful. 801 00:45:06,738 --> 00:45:10,173 [Abby] OK. Thank you. 802 00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:29,992 Fuck. 803 00:45:45,242 --> 00:45:46,976 [phone beeps] 804 00:45:46,978 --> 00:45:48,344 Hey. 805 00:45:48,346 --> 00:45:50,313 [Justin] Hey. 806 00:45:50,315 --> 00:45:55,852 Why is a woman from my town sitting waiting for me? 807 00:45:55,854 --> 00:45:57,954 She's number six. 808 00:45:57,956 --> 00:45:59,222 No, she is not woman number six. 809 00:45:59,224 --> 00:46:01,124 She is Sam Bennet. 810 00:46:01,126 --> 00:46:04,060 Her husband works for Goldman Sachs. 811 00:46:04,062 --> 00:46:06,129 Her kids are on the lacrosse team. 812 00:46:06,131 --> 00:46:08,264 Jesus. 813 00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:11,234 Well, I didn't know that she was from your town. 814 00:46:11,236 --> 00:46:13,169 Whatever. Just go. 815 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:41,230 Sam. 816 00:46:43,333 --> 00:46:46,502 Pru gave me the name of your contractor. 817 00:46:46,504 --> 00:46:48,571 Are you looking to have something done? 818 00:46:48,573 --> 00:46:51,340 My kitchen. 819 00:46:51,342 --> 00:46:53,342 Ah... 820 00:46:55,445 --> 00:46:58,848 So GLASSOS or zebrawood counters? 821 00:46:58,850 --> 00:47:00,383 GLASSOS. 822 00:47:00,385 --> 00:47:03,452 Or zebrawood, but in a place you don't cook. 823 00:47:03,454 --> 00:47:05,021 It's a hard surface to clean. 824 00:47:05,023 --> 00:47:06,923 - So I reached out to... - Justin. 825 00:47:06,925 --> 00:47:08,558 Justin, and he wrote back 826 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,426 this time and this place to meet, 827 00:47:10,428 --> 00:47:14,030 and I said, "Well, you know, shouldn't we do it at my place?" 828 00:47:17,467 --> 00:47:22,104 "Eleanor only works at her place. 829 00:47:22,106 --> 00:47:25,875 But she's got to meet you first." 830 00:47:25,877 --> 00:47:27,610 Who's Eleanor? 831 00:47:27,612 --> 00:47:30,546 [scoffs] 832 00:47:30,548 --> 00:47:34,951 And why did he say you don't "discipline"? 833 00:47:37,421 --> 00:47:40,890 We sometimes have to manage expectations. 834 00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:44,527 Well... 835 00:47:45,996 --> 00:47:47,029 When I woke up this morning, 836 00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:51,100 I thought "Pilates... 837 00:47:51,102 --> 00:47:54,303 or a soy tea latte in the city with... 838 00:47:54,305 --> 00:47:56,105 Eleanor?" 839 00:47:59,643 --> 00:48:02,178 We've never really said anything to each other. 840 00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:05,414 But you think I'm cute? 841 00:48:05,416 --> 00:48:06,983 Well, that's not real. 842 00:48:06,985 --> 00:48:09,051 That's not, you know, really... 843 00:48:11,154 --> 00:48:13,256 It's easy to trick yourself, isn't it? 844 00:48:15,459 --> 00:48:18,094 Every day. 845 00:48:18,096 --> 00:48:19,295 All the time. 846 00:48:19,297 --> 00:48:21,297 It goes by so... 847 00:48:21,299 --> 00:48:22,265 ...fast. 848 00:48:22,267 --> 00:48:24,200 It does. 849 00:48:24,202 --> 00:48:27,236 I hardly recognize myself sometimes. 850 00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:29,305 Sam. 851 00:48:29,307 --> 00:48:31,941 I'm on the PTA. 852 00:48:31,943 --> 00:48:34,076 I'm on the board at my synagogue. 853 00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:36,078 I'm the nominating chair for the Junior League. 854 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,581 I volunteer every Tuesday at a food bank. 855 00:48:38,583 --> 00:48:40,983 I'm the class parent. 856 00:48:40,985 --> 00:48:43,152 Again. 857 00:49:17,020 --> 00:49:18,187 Hi, Sam. 858 00:49:18,189 --> 00:49:20,022 Hi, Abby. 859 00:49:28,231 --> 00:49:29,231 Want a drink? 860 00:49:29,233 --> 00:49:31,100 No. 861 00:49:31,102 --> 00:49:32,702 OK. 862 00:49:48,418 --> 00:49:50,219 Ah. 863 00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:02,498 Well? 864 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:03,632 Want to talk? 865 00:50:03,634 --> 00:50:05,434 [laughs] 866 00:50:05,436 --> 00:50:07,636 Wasn't that what the tea was for? 867 00:50:10,307 --> 00:50:12,141 Right. 868 00:50:37,401 --> 00:50:39,368 Two-by-sixes? 869 00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:44,073 Yeah, I'm not sure about them. 870 00:50:44,075 --> 00:50:47,510 You didn't want to use the lighter grout? 871 00:50:47,512 --> 00:50:49,712 [sighs] 872 00:50:54,518 --> 00:50:56,318 Pull my hair. 873 00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:58,187 What? 874 00:50:58,189 --> 00:51:00,156 Pull my hair. 875 00:51:06,296 --> 00:51:08,264 Harder. 876 00:51:17,507 --> 00:51:19,642 Kiss me. 877 00:51:21,812 --> 00:51:23,813 Harder. 878 00:51:39,162 --> 00:51:40,796 Wow. 879 00:51:42,265 --> 00:51:44,433 Spin is kicking your ass. 880 00:51:44,435 --> 00:51:45,568 [chuckles] 881 00:51:45,570 --> 00:51:48,137 You go every day? 882 00:51:48,139 --> 00:51:50,106 Then yoga. 883 00:51:51,441 --> 00:51:53,642 Oh, gosh. 884 00:52:16,466 --> 00:52:17,700 [Abby grunts] 885 00:52:17,702 --> 00:52:20,903 [cracking and splintering] 886 00:52:38,488 --> 00:52:40,723 What the fuck are you doing? 887 00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:45,928 I don't like it. 888 00:52:45,930 --> 00:52:49,198 [birds chirping] 889 00:53:30,874 --> 00:53:33,842 [rock music plays] 890 00:53:34,711 --> 00:53:36,912 [laughing] 891 00:53:36,914 --> 00:53:39,682 When did you know? 892 00:53:39,684 --> 00:53:42,451 Are you coming out to me, Walter? 893 00:53:42,453 --> 00:53:43,586 It's OK, Walter. 894 00:53:43,588 --> 00:53:44,753 I'm a safe person. 895 00:53:44,755 --> 00:53:46,956 Won't tell your wife. 896 00:53:46,958 --> 00:53:48,657 I'm curious. 897 00:53:48,659 --> 00:53:49,925 Yeah? 898 00:53:49,927 --> 00:53:51,694 Yeah. 899 00:53:51,696 --> 00:53:55,698 Well, I was 16, 900 00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:59,001 and I was in boarding school. 901 00:53:59,003 --> 00:54:00,436 It's a long story. 902 00:54:00,438 --> 00:54:01,470 Come on. 903 00:54:01,472 --> 00:54:03,305 Come on. Tell me. 904 00:54:03,307 --> 00:54:05,941 Well, our dorm rooms were connected 905 00:54:05,943 --> 00:54:08,344 by these bathrooms, 906 00:54:08,346 --> 00:54:12,481 and my bathroom neighbor... 907 00:54:12,483 --> 00:54:18,454 ...this tall other 16-year-old... 908 00:54:18,456 --> 00:54:22,424 She was wearing this little Sonic Youth T-shirt. 909 00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:24,526 Big boobs, you know? 910 00:54:24,528 --> 00:54:26,762 She came up into my room, 911 00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:29,431 and she slid into my bed. 912 00:54:29,433 --> 00:54:31,967 And, uh... 913 00:54:31,969 --> 00:54:33,569 I didn't know what to do. 914 00:54:33,571 --> 00:54:36,338 I was shocked, you know? 915 00:54:36,340 --> 00:54:40,676 But then she started touching me, 916 00:54:40,678 --> 00:54:42,478 and it just felt so... 917 00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:45,681 [giggling] 918 00:54:47,417 --> 00:54:49,051 Sorry. 919 00:54:49,053 --> 00:54:51,020 Walter, you are so funny. 920 00:54:51,022 --> 00:54:52,488 It was turning me on. 921 00:54:52,490 --> 00:54:54,657 [laughs] 922 00:54:56,993 --> 00:54:58,994 We've been playing this game... the moms. 923 00:54:58,996 --> 00:55:01,030 [clears throat] It's called "You Should." 924 00:55:01,032 --> 00:55:03,332 Yeah? 925 00:55:03,334 --> 00:55:04,767 Like, Sarah, 926 00:55:04,769 --> 00:55:06,702 like, I said, "You should wear tighter jeans." 927 00:55:06,704 --> 00:55:07,870 You said that? 928 00:55:07,872 --> 00:55:09,438 Mm-hmm. 929 00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:12,441 Uh, OK, and then Lisa said to Abby, 930 00:55:12,443 --> 00:55:14,443 "You should totally wear more lipstick." 931 00:55:14,445 --> 00:55:17,513 And Abby said to Lisa, "You should read better books." 932 00:55:17,515 --> 00:55:20,683 Uh-huh. 933 00:55:20,685 --> 00:55:24,353 What's my "I Should"? 934 00:55:24,355 --> 00:55:26,588 You should... 935 00:55:26,590 --> 00:55:28,590 I don't know. 936 00:55:28,592 --> 00:55:31,093 [chuckles] 937 00:55:31,095 --> 00:55:32,661 How's Abby? 938 00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:35,531 She's good, I think. 939 00:55:35,533 --> 00:55:37,399 Do you think she's good? 940 00:55:37,401 --> 00:55:39,468 She looks good. 941 00:55:39,470 --> 00:55:41,437 She's fixing this place up in the city. 942 00:55:41,439 --> 00:55:42,805 Yeah, I know. 943 00:55:42,807 --> 00:55:43,839 I'm sure it'll be gorgeous, 944 00:55:43,841 --> 00:55:45,641 just like the six other places. 945 00:55:45,643 --> 00:55:48,744 Has she told you anything? 946 00:55:48,746 --> 00:55:50,079 Yeah. 947 00:55:50,081 --> 00:55:51,680 She tells me everything, 948 00:55:51,682 --> 00:55:53,449 and we talk every day... 949 00:55:53,451 --> 00:55:55,951 the kids, the soccer, the hopes, the dreams, 950 00:55:55,953 --> 00:55:58,520 the house, whatever. 951 00:55:58,522 --> 00:55:59,888 She wants a wrap-around porch. 952 00:56:02,125 --> 00:56:04,660 A porch? 953 00:56:08,898 --> 00:56:12,000 You should fuck her once in a while. 954 00:56:17,774 --> 00:56:19,441 Tell me the truth. 955 00:56:19,443 --> 00:56:21,710 Mm? 956 00:56:21,712 --> 00:56:23,946 You really like me? 957 00:56:25,115 --> 00:56:27,082 Yes. 958 00:56:27,984 --> 00:56:30,386 [chuckles] 959 00:56:30,388 --> 00:56:32,154 I had such a weird marriage. 960 00:56:35,492 --> 00:56:38,127 I kept myself so fit, 961 00:56:38,129 --> 00:56:40,095 great-looking like you. 962 00:56:40,097 --> 00:56:42,598 He was such an asker. 963 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:44,533 So polite. 964 00:56:44,535 --> 00:56:46,535 He would ask me what I wanted about everything... 965 00:56:46,537 --> 00:56:49,171 lunch, what movie I wanted to see. 966 00:56:49,173 --> 00:56:52,174 He would even ask me if I wanted to have sex with him. 967 00:56:52,176 --> 00:56:53,709 Well, that's lovely. 968 00:56:53,711 --> 00:56:54,977 Well, you'd think. 969 00:56:54,979 --> 00:56:57,513 I don't know. 970 00:56:57,515 --> 00:56:59,515 Got tired of the deference, you know? 971 00:56:59,517 --> 00:57:00,949 Stop asking. Just do it. 972 00:57:00,951 --> 00:57:02,885 [chuckles] 973 00:57:02,887 --> 00:57:05,621 Never reached out for me, 974 00:57:05,623 --> 00:57:08,724 you know? 975 00:57:08,726 --> 00:57:10,759 Never told me what I wanted. 976 00:57:10,761 --> 00:57:13,729 He was always... [sighs] 977 00:57:13,731 --> 00:57:15,931 I always had to tell him everything. 978 00:57:15,933 --> 00:57:18,767 And at night, I'd snuggle up to him, 979 00:57:18,769 --> 00:57:20,736 and he'd always turn away 980 00:57:20,738 --> 00:57:24,573 as if he'd already put in his time with me. 981 00:57:24,575 --> 00:57:27,543 I miss him. 982 00:57:27,545 --> 00:57:29,711 He was good. 983 00:57:38,588 --> 00:57:41,023 Do you really want to be doing this? 984 00:57:45,862 --> 00:57:47,596 Think you have the wrong impression of me. 985 00:57:47,598 --> 00:57:48,964 I think I know. 986 00:57:48,966 --> 00:57:50,933 You do? 987 00:57:54,103 --> 00:57:58,006 [woman] Do you have a husband waiting? 988 00:57:58,008 --> 00:57:59,241 [Abby] No. 989 00:58:02,111 --> 00:58:03,812 Children? 990 00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:06,215 No. 991 00:58:06,217 --> 00:58:09,952 [woman] I saw your scar. They must be young still. 992 00:58:09,954 --> 00:58:12,955 [giggling] 993 00:58:15,024 --> 00:58:17,626 You've escaped, haven't you? 994 00:58:39,983 --> 00:58:41,884 Wasn't it always... 995 00:58:41,886 --> 00:58:44,987 it was always a buck a tooth, right? 996 00:58:44,989 --> 00:58:47,723 Well, it depends. 997 00:58:47,725 --> 00:58:50,158 I mean, it depends on... 998 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:52,928 I think if it's a molar, it should be $5. 999 00:58:52,930 --> 00:58:54,830 I know that's a lot. 1000 00:58:54,832 --> 00:58:57,199 But I think $5 for a molar. 1001 00:58:57,201 --> 00:58:59,735 We gave Mayer $2, right? 1002 00:58:59,737 --> 00:59:00,969 We gave her $2. 1003 00:59:00,971 --> 00:59:02,838 What are you talking about? 1004 00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:05,240 He thinks we paid her more than him. 1005 00:59:05,242 --> 00:59:07,242 Hmm? 1006 00:59:07,244 --> 00:59:09,278 When? 1007 00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:10,679 Seriously? 1008 00:59:10,681 --> 00:59:11,847 Yeah. 1009 00:59:11,849 --> 00:59:13,315 It was a buck, right? 1010 00:59:13,317 --> 00:59:14,683 Yeah. 1011 00:59:14,685 --> 00:59:16,084 Did you give him more? 1012 00:59:16,086 --> 00:59:18,754 I gave Mayer a buck. 1013 00:59:18,756 --> 00:59:20,055 See, that's what it is. 1014 00:59:20,057 --> 00:59:21,189 Oh? 1015 00:59:21,191 --> 00:59:22,724 I did, too. 1016 00:59:22,726 --> 00:59:26,328 [chuckles] 1017 00:59:26,330 --> 00:59:28,263 Now, you know what he said? 1018 00:59:28,265 --> 00:59:30,999 He said he thinks we need to go back and pay him 1019 00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:32,768 for every single tooth that he lost. 1020 00:59:32,770 --> 00:59:33,835 Oh, no. 1021 00:59:33,837 --> 00:59:35,203 Because we paid her double. 1022 00:59:35,205 --> 00:59:37,573 No. 1023 00:59:51,621 --> 00:59:53,855 [sniffs] 1024 00:59:53,857 --> 00:59:55,757 Oh, you smell good. 1025 00:59:55,759 --> 00:59:57,059 It's cucumbers. 1026 00:59:57,061 --> 00:59:59,061 [chuckling] 1027 01:00:46,042 --> 01:00:48,210 Abby. 1028 01:00:48,212 --> 01:00:51,313 Ow, hon. 1029 01:00:51,315 --> 01:00:53,215 Um, hey! 1030 01:00:53,217 --> 01:00:54,416 Whoa. 1031 01:00:54,418 --> 01:00:56,718 Whoa, ho, ho, ho! 1032 01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:59,221 Whoa, slow down! 1033 01:00:59,223 --> 01:01:01,857 Honey. 1034 01:01:01,859 --> 01:01:03,892 [sighs] 1035 01:01:03,894 --> 01:01:05,861 Stop. 1036 01:01:05,863 --> 01:01:08,030 [sighs] 1037 01:01:13,236 --> 01:01:15,237 Please. 1038 01:01:19,375 --> 01:01:21,677 [whispers] Please. 1039 01:01:24,981 --> 01:01:32,421 Monday, number one at noon, OK? 1040 01:01:32,423 --> 01:01:36,725 And then, Wednesday we can do 1041 01:01:36,727 --> 01:01:38,927 number two. 1042 01:01:41,230 --> 01:01:44,299 Number five wants to come back. 1043 01:01:44,301 --> 01:01:45,734 Yeah, no. 1044 01:01:45,736 --> 01:01:46,968 No more number five. 1045 01:01:46,970 --> 01:01:48,970 What? 1046 01:01:48,972 --> 01:01:52,708 Just tell The Girl to send her to someone else. 1047 01:01:52,710 --> 01:01:55,210 You know, you're getting to be more trouble than you're worth. 1048 01:01:55,212 --> 01:01:57,212 I have to protect myself. 1049 01:01:59,282 --> 01:02:01,249 What did five make you do? 1050 01:02:15,064 --> 01:02:18,233 What are you doing here, huh? 1051 01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:20,235 Oh! 1052 01:02:24,140 --> 01:02:26,241 Get the fuck off me. 1053 01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:28,210 Fucking liar. 1054 01:02:28,212 --> 01:02:31,046 Fucking fake. 1055 01:02:31,048 --> 01:02:33,048 Fuck you. 1056 01:02:35,485 --> 01:02:38,053 You know, if you're getting uncomfortable, you can stop. 1057 01:02:38,055 --> 01:02:41,323 Who said I'm getting uncomfortable? 1058 01:02:41,325 --> 01:02:42,991 I just thought you were gonna, you know, 1059 01:02:42,993 --> 01:02:45,026 do this a few times for fun and then... 1060 01:02:45,028 --> 01:02:49,164 Justin, what's happening Thursday? 1061 01:03:18,561 --> 01:03:20,395 Did you get stood up? 1062 01:03:24,300 --> 01:03:26,301 I guess so. 1063 01:03:58,935 --> 01:04:00,969 I have five minutes because I'm in lockdown mode. 1064 01:04:00,971 --> 01:04:02,470 Finals are in a week. 1065 01:04:02,472 --> 01:04:05,040 College is retarded. 1066 01:04:05,042 --> 01:04:06,341 How am I doing? 1067 01:04:06,343 --> 01:04:08,543 Good. 1068 01:04:08,545 --> 01:04:10,345 What do you mean? 1069 01:04:10,347 --> 01:04:12,848 Am I doing something wrong? 1070 01:04:12,850 --> 01:04:14,416 Give me a report card. 1071 01:04:14,418 --> 01:04:15,851 I want to be good. 1072 01:04:15,853 --> 01:04:18,486 You're an A. 1073 01:04:18,488 --> 01:04:21,556 Why have the referrals stopped coming? 1074 01:04:21,558 --> 01:04:23,358 I was told you aren't taking new clients. 1075 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:27,963 I told you I wanted you to work more. 1076 01:04:27,965 --> 01:04:30,131 You know what? 1077 01:04:34,437 --> 01:04:37,005 I am going to give you my number. 1078 01:04:41,210 --> 01:04:43,211 You can call me directly now. 1079 01:04:44,647 --> 01:04:46,514 This is just for you, yes? 1080 01:04:46,516 --> 01:04:48,083 Yes. 1081 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:52,921 You don't have a problem with this? 1082 01:04:52,923 --> 01:04:53,989 Cutting out Justin? 1083 01:04:53,991 --> 01:04:55,223 Yeah. 1084 01:04:55,225 --> 01:04:57,659 Not really. 1085 01:04:57,661 --> 01:05:00,061 He's not that cute anyway, and I think he fucked my friend, 1086 01:05:00,063 --> 01:05:02,564 which is kind of gross, right? 1087 01:05:02,566 --> 01:05:06,401 I'm learning that it depends. 1088 01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:13,241 [chuckles] 1089 01:07:08,791 --> 01:07:12,193 [soft panting] 1090 01:07:15,631 --> 01:07:18,199 [gasps] 1091 01:07:22,505 --> 01:07:24,706 [moans] 1092 01:07:34,150 --> 01:07:36,117 Did you just...? 1093 01:07:48,731 --> 01:07:51,132 [inhales sharply] 1094 01:07:53,402 --> 01:07:56,237 So I was at lunch today with a client. 1095 01:07:56,239 --> 01:07:58,073 They are divorcing, of course, 1096 01:07:58,075 --> 01:07:59,541 and he needs a place in the city, 1097 01:07:59,543 --> 01:08:03,611 so I thought, "The loft." 1098 01:08:03,613 --> 01:08:06,514 Can he see it? 1099 01:08:06,516 --> 01:08:08,716 Sure. 1100 01:08:21,163 --> 01:08:23,498 What is that? 1101 01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:25,333 What? This? You can see this? 1102 01:08:25,335 --> 01:08:27,802 Yeah. What happened? 1103 01:08:27,804 --> 01:08:29,838 [Abby] It was an accident. 1104 01:08:31,373 --> 01:08:35,176 I was hazy for a few days. 1105 01:08:35,178 --> 01:08:37,178 It was bloody, 1106 01:08:37,180 --> 01:08:40,515 which was surprising because the cut was so tiny. 1107 01:08:40,517 --> 01:08:43,318 You're lucky. You can't see it under your hair. 1108 01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:45,653 [chuckles] 1109 01:08:45,655 --> 01:08:47,722 [woman] Hi, Mrs. Ableman, this is the school calling. 1110 01:08:47,724 --> 01:08:49,157 Your children are here in the office, 1111 01:08:49,159 --> 01:08:50,592 and they haven't been picked up. 1112 01:08:50,594 --> 01:08:52,694 Please give us a call... 1113 01:08:52,696 --> 01:08:56,431 So, um, I think this is going to be my last time. 1114 01:09:00,769 --> 01:09:04,139 But, um, I read those books you told me to read. 1115 01:09:06,275 --> 01:09:07,475 And? 1116 01:09:07,477 --> 01:09:09,477 They were good. 1117 01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,746 But I didn't lose any weight. 1118 01:09:11,748 --> 01:09:14,415 [laughs] 1119 01:09:14,417 --> 01:09:16,451 [giggles] 1120 01:09:16,453 --> 01:09:19,587 But that Second Sex book, it was crazy. 1121 01:09:19,589 --> 01:09:21,422 It was crazy. 1122 01:09:21,424 --> 01:09:23,558 But I liked the Gandhi one. 1123 01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:28,296 I liked it when he said, "Action expresses priorities." 1124 01:09:28,298 --> 01:09:29,697 Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1125 01:09:29,699 --> 01:09:31,232 Wait a second. 1126 01:09:31,234 --> 01:09:33,234 It made me think. 1127 01:09:35,571 --> 01:09:38,673 Um, I might want to try something new... 1128 01:09:38,675 --> 01:09:39,741 [Jake] What's happening? 1129 01:09:39,743 --> 01:09:44,179 Like, maybe a guy. 1130 01:09:52,855 --> 01:09:55,590 Mom, can I rehearse it one more time? 1131 01:09:55,592 --> 01:09:56,925 No, really, I'm so tired. 1132 01:09:56,927 --> 01:10:01,262 - I need to rehearse. - OK. 1133 01:10:01,264 --> 01:10:05,233 The Dominican Republic is one part of an island. 1134 01:10:05,235 --> 01:10:08,203 Haiti takes up the other part. 1135 01:10:08,205 --> 01:10:12,240 The whole island is called Hispaniola. 1136 01:10:12,242 --> 01:10:16,377 Christopher Columbus gave it that name in 1492. 1137 01:10:16,379 --> 01:10:17,879 It's good. 1138 01:10:17,881 --> 01:10:20,615 Mrs. Bulkan said I'm really good. 1139 01:10:20,617 --> 01:10:22,817 It's very good. 1140 01:10:35,898 --> 01:10:38,299 Sorry again. I was late. 1141 01:10:38,301 --> 01:10:40,301 Yeah. 1142 01:10:44,974 --> 01:10:48,409 I don't know if I like that Christopher Columbus line. 1143 01:10:48,411 --> 01:10:50,011 Do you have a problem with it? 1144 01:10:50,013 --> 01:10:51,813 No. 1145 01:10:54,883 --> 01:10:57,885 You don't like the Christopher Columbus line? 1146 01:11:01,724 --> 01:11:04,826 Would you do me a favor, hon? 1147 01:11:04,828 --> 01:11:07,362 Just like it. 1148 01:11:07,364 --> 01:11:11,933 Just go to the play and sit there and like it. 1149 01:11:11,935 --> 01:11:14,369 Mrs. Bulkan's been teaching for 30 years. 1150 01:11:14,371 --> 01:11:16,404 Forty years. 1151 01:11:16,406 --> 01:11:18,373 Yeah. 1152 01:11:18,375 --> 01:11:22,010 I mean, is this really the flag you want to wave? 1153 01:11:25,748 --> 01:11:29,450 You just need to like something. 1154 01:11:29,452 --> 01:11:30,385 [sighs] 1155 01:11:30,387 --> 01:11:32,687 I'm tired. 1156 01:11:32,689 --> 01:11:34,889 [woman] Can I help you? 1157 01:11:34,891 --> 01:11:36,991 Yeah, could I have a number four with cheese, 1158 01:11:36,993 --> 01:11:40,628 a big one? 1159 01:11:40,630 --> 01:11:41,763 Number four with cheese? 1160 01:11:41,765 --> 01:11:43,965 Yes, please. Thank you. 1161 01:12:02,551 --> 01:12:03,918 Evan, this is Justin. 1162 01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:05,520 - How are you, sir? - How are you? 1163 01:12:05,522 --> 01:12:06,387 [Justin] Good. Thank you. 1164 01:12:06,389 --> 01:12:08,022 Abby. 1165 01:12:17,766 --> 01:12:21,369 - It's small. - It's OK. 1166 01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:25,073 Go back to the house on the weekends for the kids. 1167 01:12:25,075 --> 01:12:26,441 [Abby] Oh. 1168 01:12:34,616 --> 01:12:37,085 Do you have a tear sheet? 1169 01:12:37,087 --> 01:12:38,753 No, I'm not even done. 1170 01:12:38,755 --> 01:12:40,588 It looks done. 1171 01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:45,026 There's a brand-new built-in steam shower, 1172 01:12:45,028 --> 01:12:46,728 new electrical system, 1173 01:12:46,730 --> 01:12:48,563 brand-new moldings in the kitchen. 1174 01:12:48,565 --> 01:12:50,998 I've seen so many places. I just want to stop, you know? 1175 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,735 It's very quiet. You're all alone on the floor. 1176 01:12:56,672 --> 01:12:59,006 Look at this art. Wow. 1177 01:12:59,008 --> 01:13:01,042 Abby's a collector. 1178 01:13:19,428 --> 01:13:21,162 Thank you. 1179 01:13:36,645 --> 01:13:38,446 You want more money? 1180 01:13:40,115 --> 01:13:42,116 No. 1181 01:13:42,118 --> 01:13:44,585 But I think you should sell this place. 1182 01:13:44,587 --> 01:13:47,755 - You do? - Yeah. 1183 01:13:47,757 --> 01:13:50,558 You don't have to do this anymore, you know? 1184 01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:52,660 Am I not doing it right? 1185 01:13:52,662 --> 01:13:54,796 Well, it's just not you. 1186 01:13:57,533 --> 01:14:00,134 I am 42. 1187 01:14:00,136 --> 01:14:03,438 So? 1188 01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:05,640 Something has to be me by now. 1189 01:14:05,642 --> 01:14:07,608 I think you should tell Kate. 1190 01:14:09,511 --> 01:14:13,214 She was just here. 1191 01:14:13,216 --> 01:14:15,049 So... 1192 01:14:17,152 --> 01:14:20,755 If she wanted to know, 1193 01:14:20,757 --> 01:14:23,724 it's all right here. 1194 01:14:23,726 --> 01:14:26,894 She doesn't. 1195 01:14:29,531 --> 01:14:31,732 Do you understand? 1196 01:14:39,608 --> 01:14:40,842 [man] How many aisles to go? 1197 01:14:40,844 --> 01:14:42,477 No, convince me again. 1198 01:14:42,479 --> 01:14:44,612 [Sam chuckling] 1199 01:14:44,614 --> 01:14:46,113 [indistinct chattering] 1200 01:14:46,115 --> 01:14:48,950 Bring it back. You have to convince me. 1201 01:14:54,256 --> 01:14:57,525 Just pick it up, just for me. 1202 01:14:58,227 --> 01:14:59,694 Oh! 1203 01:14:59,696 --> 01:15:00,528 Does that make you...? 1204 01:15:00,530 --> 01:15:01,863 [chuckles] 1205 01:15:01,865 --> 01:15:04,699 Let's get out of here. 1206 01:15:04,701 --> 01:15:08,102 I want to get out of here. Go, go. 1207 01:15:08,104 --> 01:15:10,872 - All right. - Let's get out of here. 1208 01:15:10,874 --> 01:15:12,240 Let's get out of here. Let's get out of here. 1209 01:15:12,242 --> 01:15:14,609 Let's go. 1210 01:15:15,811 --> 01:15:16,978 - Hi, Sam. - I know... 1211 01:15:16,980 --> 01:15:19,647 Abby, hi. 1212 01:15:19,649 --> 01:15:21,916 I've been trying to call you. 1213 01:15:21,918 --> 01:15:22,984 - Hi. - Hi. 1214 01:15:22,986 --> 01:15:26,821 Uh, Graham Bennet. 1215 01:15:26,823 --> 01:15:29,290 Oh, right. You're at GS, right? 1216 01:15:29,292 --> 01:15:30,892 Yeah. 1217 01:15:30,894 --> 01:15:33,127 Yeah, my wife represents all those guys. 1218 01:15:33,129 --> 01:15:34,161 Oh, securities? 1219 01:15:34,163 --> 01:15:35,696 Divorce. 1220 01:15:35,698 --> 01:15:36,998 - Divorce. - [laughs] 1221 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:39,267 Divorce. 1222 01:15:39,269 --> 01:15:42,169 Uh, how do you... you know each other how? 1223 01:15:42,171 --> 01:15:44,805 We're moms. 1224 01:15:44,807 --> 01:15:46,807 Haven't seen you at pickup. 1225 01:15:46,809 --> 01:15:48,709 Yeah, I have to pick Shea up at preschool, 1226 01:15:48,711 --> 01:15:51,946 so the sitter gets Joey. 1227 01:16:00,622 --> 01:16:02,723 All right, OK, so... 1228 01:16:02,725 --> 01:16:03,991 - See you... see you guys. - Bye. 1229 01:16:03,993 --> 01:16:06,027 - Bye. - Bye. 1230 01:16:06,029 --> 01:16:08,329 [woman over P.A.] Service on 12, please. 1231 01:16:56,778 --> 01:17:00,014 The Dominican Republic is one part of an island. 1232 01:17:00,016 --> 01:17:02,183 Haiti takes up the other part. 1233 01:17:02,185 --> 01:17:05,052 The whole island is called Hispaniola. 1234 01:17:05,054 --> 01:17:08,823 Christopher Columbus gave it that name in 1492. 1235 01:17:13,295 --> 01:17:17,331 The capital of the Dominican Republic is Santo Domingo. 1236 01:17:17,333 --> 01:17:20,301 It is the oldest city in the Americas. 1237 01:17:20,303 --> 01:17:22,937 [boy] The president lives in the national palace. 1238 01:17:22,939 --> 01:17:24,705 Families usually gather for lunch. 1239 01:17:24,707 --> 01:17:27,308 It's the biggest meal of the day. 1240 01:17:27,310 --> 01:17:28,743 I don't know. 1241 01:17:28,745 --> 01:17:30,378 Maybe I do. A nice one. 1242 01:17:30,380 --> 01:17:32,113 A nice one? 1243 01:17:32,115 --> 01:17:34,148 Come here, you. 1244 01:17:34,150 --> 01:17:36,350 Oh. 1245 01:17:40,389 --> 01:17:42,957 Hey, Kate. 1246 01:17:42,959 --> 01:17:44,959 Kate. 1247 01:17:46,395 --> 01:17:48,929 Kate? 1248 01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:54,969 [Abby over the phone] Hey, where did you go? 1249 01:17:54,971 --> 01:17:57,705 [Kate] Oh, I had that call. 1250 01:17:57,707 --> 01:17:58,939 [Abby] Right. Of course. 1251 01:18:01,009 --> 01:18:03,210 So I'm gonna be going into the city. 1252 01:18:03,212 --> 01:18:06,414 I, uh, have a couple just little finishing things 1253 01:18:06,416 --> 01:18:10,117 to do on the loft. 1254 01:18:10,119 --> 01:18:12,753 I should be done in time to get the kids. 1255 01:18:17,259 --> 01:18:19,060 Hello? 1256 01:18:59,468 --> 01:19:02,937 [breathing deeply] 1257 01:19:15,917 --> 01:19:18,953 What do you want? Huh? 1258 01:19:28,930 --> 01:19:32,133 [breathing deeply] 1259 01:19:55,824 --> 01:19:59,894 [footsteps approaching] 1260 01:19:59,896 --> 01:20:02,062 [keys rattling] 1261 01:20:45,607 --> 01:20:47,575 Please put something on. 1262 01:21:16,972 --> 01:21:19,974 I'll do what you want me to do. 1263 01:21:45,267 --> 01:21:48,369 [woman over speak phone] Hey, Ab, thank you so much for helping me with this, OK? 1264 01:21:48,371 --> 01:21:50,237 'Cause I'm not getting a second chance, 1265 01:21:50,239 --> 01:21:52,206 you know what I mean? 1266 01:21:52,208 --> 01:21:54,174 I know you know how to go for what you want. 1267 01:21:54,176 --> 01:21:57,244 And I really appreciate it, so... all right. 1268 01:21:57,246 --> 01:22:00,080 So it's between parchment and khaki. 1269 01:22:00,082 --> 01:22:04,018 The room is gray, and there's a gray carpet in there now, 1270 01:22:04,020 --> 01:22:06,053 and it's a sunroom, and it's gray. 1271 01:22:06,055 --> 01:22:10,257 And the grayish one is the parchment. 1272 01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:12,393 What color are the baseboards? 1273 01:22:12,395 --> 01:22:14,028 I don't know. 1274 01:22:14,030 --> 01:22:16,330 [sighs] All right, but... 1275 01:22:16,332 --> 01:22:18,299 God, here's the reason why I want to go with the khaki. 1276 01:22:18,301 --> 01:22:20,167 Mm-hmm. 1277 01:22:20,169 --> 01:22:22,102 Because parchment, it's not really gray. 1278 01:22:22,104 --> 01:22:24,204 It's more of a stony white, 1279 01:22:24,206 --> 01:22:28,075 and khaki's khaki. 1280 01:22:28,077 --> 01:22:30,277 And even though my want is gray, 1281 01:22:30,279 --> 01:22:33,147 I'm gonna be upset if there's stains all over the parchment 1282 01:22:33,149 --> 01:22:35,049 because it's too light. 1283 01:22:35,051 --> 01:22:36,650 Is that all I'm supposed to do, 1284 01:22:36,652 --> 01:22:38,385 is just clean all day long? 1285 01:22:38,387 --> 01:22:40,187 [Abby crying softly] 1286 01:22:40,189 --> 01:22:42,389 To keep things light and airy and beachy 1287 01:22:42,391 --> 01:22:44,658 and neutral? 1288 01:22:44,660 --> 01:22:49,129 I can't do it because no one will leave it alone. 1289 01:22:49,131 --> 01:22:51,098 I can't choose what I want. 1290 01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:54,268 It's the illusion of choice. 1291 01:22:56,104 --> 01:22:58,272 Oh, but I know how you feel about gray. 1292 01:22:58,274 --> 01:23:00,741 You love it. 1293 01:23:00,743 --> 01:23:02,609 But you know, I'm thinking about, 1294 01:23:02,611 --> 01:23:05,045 "Do I love it enough to have to live 1295 01:23:05,047 --> 01:23:08,215 with having to clean it over and over and over?" 1296 01:23:08,217 --> 01:23:10,617 I think beige is good. 1297 01:23:10,619 --> 01:23:13,487 It's not beige. Is it beige? 1298 01:23:13,489 --> 01:23:15,723 Yeah or khaki. 1299 01:23:15,725 --> 01:23:17,191 It's beige? 1300 01:23:17,193 --> 01:23:18,592 No, I meant khaki. I meant khaki. 1301 01:23:18,594 --> 01:23:20,527 I'm sorry. 1302 01:23:20,529 --> 01:23:23,097 I would never, ever use beige in any... 1303 01:23:23,099 --> 01:23:24,665 I've learned a lot from you, 1304 01:23:24,667 --> 01:23:26,600 and, I mean, if I learned anything from you, 1305 01:23:26,602 --> 01:23:28,435 it's to not... 1306 01:23:28,437 --> 01:23:30,738 [voice fades] 1307 01:23:30,740 --> 01:23:32,039 All right. 1308 01:23:32,041 --> 01:23:33,474 Then I'll go back to the... 1309 01:23:38,179 --> 01:23:40,180 Kate? 1310 01:24:18,353 --> 01:24:21,055 Haven't seen you in class lately. 1311 01:24:21,057 --> 01:24:22,689 I'm not stalking you, I swear. 1312 01:24:22,691 --> 01:24:25,559 I'm just walking my stupid, spastic dog. 1313 01:24:25,561 --> 01:24:27,127 I've been running a lot. 1314 01:24:27,129 --> 01:24:29,563 [clears throat] 1315 01:24:29,565 --> 01:24:33,133 I paid you enough? 1316 01:24:33,135 --> 01:24:34,368 Yes. 1317 01:24:37,138 --> 01:24:38,705 I thought we were great together. 1318 01:24:38,707 --> 01:24:41,075 You were great. 1319 01:24:43,511 --> 01:24:47,114 You seemed very excited. 1320 01:24:47,116 --> 01:24:49,483 Mm... 1321 01:24:49,485 --> 01:24:51,485 I thought you'd never done that before. 1322 01:24:51,487 --> 01:24:54,388 Um, I never said that. 1323 01:24:54,390 --> 01:24:57,324 You were... 1324 01:24:57,326 --> 01:24:58,525 better than me. 1325 01:24:58,527 --> 01:25:01,095 Was it a contest? 1326 01:25:01,097 --> 01:25:03,530 You're bored. 1327 01:25:03,532 --> 01:25:04,865 We both are. 1328 01:25:04,867 --> 01:25:07,267 And we're gonna have a little secret 1329 01:25:07,269 --> 01:25:08,635 when we see each other, 1330 01:25:08,637 --> 01:25:11,638 and that's how it should be. 1331 01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:13,607 I'm OK with that. 1332 01:25:13,609 --> 01:25:17,177 I like Graham Bennet. 1333 01:25:17,179 --> 01:25:19,146 I like him, too. 1334 01:25:22,283 --> 01:25:24,785 But he's passionate about you. 1335 01:25:27,288 --> 01:25:28,489 He is. 1336 01:25:28,491 --> 01:25:29,723 So why...? 1337 01:25:29,725 --> 01:25:32,893 [laughs] 1338 01:25:36,798 --> 01:25:38,832 - OK. - OK. 1339 01:26:07,362 --> 01:26:09,363 [door clunks] 1340 01:26:30,518 --> 01:26:31,718 [inhales sharply] 1341 01:26:38,393 --> 01:26:40,394 I was breathing. 1342 01:26:41,729 --> 01:26:44,898 You must be out of breath. 1343 01:26:54,576 --> 01:26:56,210 So I only belong to you, 1344 01:26:56,212 --> 01:26:58,779 and you don't want me. 1345 01:27:01,716 --> 01:27:03,984 I don't want anybody, Abby. 1346 01:27:11,326 --> 01:27:13,527 I know. 1347 01:27:17,799 --> 01:27:20,000 I'm sorry. 1348 01:27:43,858 --> 01:27:45,325 - Done. - Congratulations. 1349 01:27:45,327 --> 01:27:46,426 Yes. 1350 01:27:46,428 --> 01:27:48,629 Thank you. 1351 01:27:53,334 --> 01:27:56,403 You OK? 1352 01:27:56,405 --> 01:27:57,437 Yeah. 1353 01:27:57,439 --> 01:27:59,940 Enjoy your new home. 1354 01:27:59,942 --> 01:28:00,907 It's a good space. 1355 01:28:00,909 --> 01:28:01,975 Yeah. 1356 01:28:01,977 --> 01:28:03,877 It is. 1357 01:28:05,747 --> 01:28:06,913 Huh? 1358 01:28:06,915 --> 01:28:09,449 What happened? 1359 01:28:09,451 --> 01:28:12,419 I was sitting in my house. 1360 01:28:12,421 --> 01:28:17,057 Then I was sitting in your house. 1361 01:28:17,059 --> 01:28:19,893 So crazy, the way things happen. 1362 01:28:23,298 --> 01:28:25,699 Can I ask you a question? 1363 01:28:25,701 --> 01:28:28,468 Sure. 1364 01:28:28,470 --> 01:28:31,471 Did you leave, or did she? 1365 01:28:36,878 --> 01:28:39,046 It's hard to say. 1366 01:28:41,883 --> 01:28:44,885 [chattering on TV] 1367 01:28:47,422 --> 01:28:48,455 Put your head up. 1368 01:28:48,457 --> 01:28:49,856 OK. 1369 01:28:51,693 --> 01:28:54,895 [quirky music playing on TV] 1370 01:29:01,569 --> 01:29:04,838 [hollering on TV] 1371 01:29:09,811 --> 01:29:12,813 [jazzy piano music playing] 1372 01:29:16,050 --> 01:29:18,852 [Kate] And they said it's not ready? 1373 01:29:40,441 --> 01:29:42,976 [birds twittering] 1374 01:29:44,512 --> 01:29:47,948 [♪ Brian Eno: "Some Of Them Are Old"] 1375 01:29:56,524 --> 01:29:57,557 Kids are sleeping. 1376 01:29:57,559 --> 01:29:58,925 Cool. 1377 01:29:58,927 --> 01:30:01,695 I think I want to do a porch out here. 1378 01:30:01,697 --> 01:30:03,830 Totally. 1379 01:30:03,832 --> 01:30:06,433 That's white, wrap-around... 1380 01:30:06,435 --> 01:30:08,101 With a beadboard ceiling. 1381 01:30:08,103 --> 01:30:11,638 And a Tuscan, squared, kind of tapered column. 1382 01:30:27,722 --> 01:30:29,990 Gross. Who does this? 1383 01:30:32,693 --> 01:30:35,529 So what's this weekend? 1384 01:30:35,531 --> 01:30:39,166 Oh, I have so much to do. 1385 01:30:39,168 --> 01:30:40,901 Gonna paint the front door. 1386 01:30:40,903 --> 01:30:43,170 It's getting disgusting. 1387 01:30:43,172 --> 01:30:47,040 The car needs a service. 1388 01:30:47,042 --> 01:30:48,909 I'm getting a sprinkler system this year. 1389 01:30:48,911 --> 01:30:51,211 The soaker hoses weren't the answer. 1390 01:30:51,213 --> 01:30:52,846 We tried taking shortcuts. 1391 01:30:52,848 --> 01:30:54,915 It just ends up costing more. 1392 01:30:57,185 --> 01:30:59,019 We're gonna take some of the money 1393 01:30:59,021 --> 01:31:00,854 from the sale of the apartment, 1394 01:31:00,856 --> 01:31:03,957 then go to Argentina for the break. 1395 01:31:03,959 --> 01:31:06,126 Kate said she wants to do more traveling. 1396 01:31:06,128 --> 01:31:07,961 She's on this new kick 1397 01:31:07,963 --> 01:31:10,163 about how she wants to see the world. 1398 01:31:10,165 --> 01:31:11,998 She says she doesn't want to be two old ladies 1399 01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:14,835 on a stupid road trip to South Carolina in 20 years. 1400 01:31:14,837 --> 01:31:16,937 She wants adventure. 1401 01:31:16,939 --> 01:31:20,774 Shit hole. Good job. 1402 01:31:20,776 --> 01:31:23,543 That's what she wants? 1403 01:31:25,046 --> 01:31:27,013 What do you want? 1404 01:31:30,151 --> 01:31:34,054 I want to take a hot yoga class after this. 1405 01:31:36,190 --> 01:31:38,658 ♪ Remember me 1406 01:31:38,660 --> 01:31:42,529 ♪ Remember me 1407 01:31:42,531 --> 01:31:44,731 ♪ Some of them are old 1408 01:31:44,733 --> 01:31:47,701 ♪ Some of them are new 1409 01:31:47,703 --> 01:31:49,669 ♪ Some of them will turn up 1410 01:31:49,671 --> 01:31:52,239 ♪ When you least expect them to ♪ 1411 01:31:52,241 --> 01:31:58,011 ♪ And when they do 1412 01:31:58,013 --> 01:32:04,651 ♪ Remember me, remember me ♪ 1413 01:32:04,653 --> 01:32:07,254 ♪ Lucy, you're my girl 1414 01:32:07,256 --> 01:32:09,756 ♪ Lucy, you're a star 1415 01:32:09,758 --> 01:32:11,958 ♪ Lucy, please be still 1416 01:32:11,960 --> 01:32:14,160 ♪ And hide your madness in a jar ♪ 1417 01:32:14,162 --> 01:32:17,097 ♪ But do beware 1418 01:32:20,234 --> 01:32:23,236 ♪ It will follow you 1419 01:32:23,238 --> 01:32:26,973 ♪ It will follow you 1420 01:34:39,907 --> 01:34:41,775 ♪ Some of them are old 1421 01:34:41,777 --> 01:34:45,011 ♪ But it would help if you could smile ♪ 1422 01:34:45,013 --> 01:34:47,781 ♪ To earn a crooked sixpence 1423 01:34:47,783 --> 01:34:50,183 ♪ You'll walk many crooked miles ♪ 1424 01:34:50,185 --> 01:34:55,955 ♪ But as you do 1425 01:34:55,957 --> 01:35:01,761 ♪ Remember me, remember me ♪ 1426 01:35:01,763 --> 01:35:04,864 ♪ Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo 1427 01:35:04,866 --> 01:35:07,934 ♪ Doo, doo-doo-doo 1428 01:35:07,936 --> 01:35:10,303 ♪ Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 1429 01:35:10,305 --> 01:35:15,108 ♪ Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo ♪ 1430 01:35:18,079 --> 01:35:24,884 ♪ Remember me, remember me ♪ 1430 01:35:25,305 --> 01:35:31,902 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 95240