Original subtitles

Hi, John, I'm Raven, COO of New San Francisco.

I wanna hire you. Pick up a package, bring it back.

If you go to New Chicago

I will make you a citizen of New San Francisco.

[GRUNTING]

JOHN DOE: Okay, so since you like to be quiet,

that's what I'm gonna call you, "Quiet."

Is that okay, Quiet?

That ain't no birthday clown.

There's not a person on the West Coast

that hasn't heard of Sweet Tooth.

This is gonna be fun!

Any chance we eat this back in the cars?

- [LAUGHING] - Whoa!

TOMMY: The roads out east aren't like the roads here.

[SCREAMING]

There's chaos out there, John.

You know, Stu, I got a feeling you and I are kindred spirits.

[YELLING]

STU: Mike!

- Well, you're fucking stupid! - Well, so are you!

What do you wanna name him?

QUIET: Roadkill.

Congratulations, John, welcome to New San Francisco.

She's not allowed to enter.

So you're gonna go in, and you're gonna be happy.

Quiet!

No! Quiet!

MILKMAN: You're the one who's been robbing milk--

QUIET: The insiders have been running the show

for far too long, it's time somebody shared the wealth.

DOLLFACE: I heard you know my brother.

You think a residential upgrade is gonna keep me here? Pass.

RAVEN: This is where you grew up.

JOHN DOE: I found my home out there with Quiet.

RAVEN: There's gonna be a tournament,

you will drive, John Doe.

You're gonna help me win.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[TIRES SQUEALING]

KELLY: Slow down, slow down!

Raven, you're crazy.

[LAUGHING]

Holy shit.

Did Destiny just bone Josh and Bryce?

Destiny is such a hypocrite.

Raven, why are we going

to the douchiest graduation party ever?

What if we do literally anything else?

Or we let the fates decide.

Okay, that seems bad.

No, it means things are going to get better.

In a few months, we're going to UC Santa Cruz,

and we're going to leave these losers behind.

Then it's just you and me, Kelly.

First,

we gotta take Destiny down a peg.

♪ 'Cause we clubbin' And we bustin' ♪

♪ Yeah we gonna get it in Till the night fall ♪

♪ If nothin' else lose yourself Get outta control ♪

♪ A lotta crews In the news again ♪

You carpet munchers better not be doing any witchcraft.

This is a house of the Lord.

Tarot is just for fun.

It might reveal something you didn't expect.

Do us. Come on.

Maybe it'll reveal why you're so hot, huh?

[LAUGHING]

Oh ho, yo!

YOUNG RAVEN: The death card means one phase is ending

as a new one begins.

We're graduating. Duh.

[SNORTS]

[STRAINING]

- [GASPS] - LEVI: Whoa!

What the fuck?

You have new life...

...inside you.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We only do anal.

Oh, sorry. What? What?

Everybody knows.

There might be deceit in the relationship.

Is Destiny your destiny or someone else's?

DESTINY: Enough! This is nothing but a bunch

- of unholy demon worship! - Wait.

Some people just can't handle their dark magic.

[DESTINY SCREAMING]

Honey bear?

Honey bear, I'm coming.

Destiny! Oh...

[GIGGLING]

- [SCREAMS] - You okay? What is it?

[YELPS]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Who did this?

Oh, god!

LEVI: Destiny! Destiny!

[WHISPERING] Kelly?

Kelly, where are you?

[SCREAMING]

[CALYPSO LAUGHING]

[ENGINES REVVING]

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[GORILLAZ' "CLINT EASTWOOD" PLAYING ]

♪ Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

♪ I ain't happy I'm feeling glad ♪

♪ I got sunshine In a bag ♪

Ah, shit!

♪ I'm useless But not for long ♪

♪ The future Is coming on ♪

♪ I'm happy I'm feeling glad ♪

[VIDEO GAME BEEPS]

♪ I got sunshine In a bag ♪

♪ I'm useless But not for long ♪

[BIKE CHIME RINGS]

♪ The future Is coming on ♪

♪ It's coming on It's coming on ♪

♪ It's coming on It's coming on ♪

♪ Finally someone let me Out of my cage ♪

John Doe, pizza delivery man.

♪ 'Cause I'm counting No age ♪

♪ Nah I couldn't be there Now you shouldn't be scared ♪

Hey!

♪ And I'm under each snare Intangible ♪

♪ Bet you didn't think so So I command you to ♪

♪ Panoramic view look I'll make it all manageable ♪

♪ Pick and choose Sit and lose ♪

♪ All you different crews Chicks and dudes ♪

[LAUGHING]

♪ Who you think Is really kicking tunes ♪

You guys go ahead. I'm gonna baptize this church over here.

♪ Like you lit the fuse You think it's fictional ♪

♪ Mystical maybe Spiritual hero ♪

♪ Who appears in you To clear your view ♪

♪ When you're too crazy

♪ Lifeless to those

Goddamn poles.

Oh, shit!

[GRUNTS]

♪ You like it gun smoking Righteous with one toke ♪

♪ Get psychic among those Possess you with one dose ♪

♪ I ain't happy I'm feeling glad ♪

♪ I got sunshine In a bag ♪

♪ I'm useless But nor for long ♪

♪ The future Is coming on ♪

[BIKE BELL CHIMES]

John Doe, pizza delivery.

♪ I got sunshine In a bag ♪

[GRUNTS] My eye!

See you in hell!

♪ The future Is coming on ♪

♪ It's coming on It's coming on ♪

♪ It's coming on It's coming on ♪

RAVEN: Let's see.

Alpha Raven is stationed at Kelly's Bar.

Beta, I need you to lead the community meeting

at Golden Gate Park. Keep them in line.

Gamma, put an end to the work stoppage at the wharf.

Remind the port master I'm happy to hold back

on his daughter's medication.

Gotta say,

I still like the first Raven better than you.

Ugh, "Downtown" Raven?

Yeah, everyone loves her.

She did well, fit the look

the public tends to respond to.

For some reason, everyone fears mommy in a pantsuit.

In my opinion, she got too big for her blouse.

You know she's from Molesto?

I think you mean Modesto.

Clearly, you've never been there.

I gotta say,

I didn't like the way she handled you.

The tournament could be announced any minute.

And instead of having a leg up on training,

you've been running around like a jackass.

And I get it.

That girl who shot you in the chest was special.

I had someone special too.

We made dolls of our enemies together.

See, if I want you to feel joy,

you'll feel joy.

And if I want you to feel pain...

- [GASPS] - [GROANS]

Uh-oh, then I get to feel joy.

Try to escape all you want,

but you'll always be here in my grasp!

[GROANING]

The only way you're getting out of this city

is by driving my car.

You will help me bring back Kelly!

Who's Kelly?

- [GASPING] - [RAVEN GIGGLING]

You've been a bad boy, Jonathan.

That's not my name.

Starting today, you train, you go home, you sleep.

That's it. You're grounded.

- Whatever. - That means no more DVDs.

You can't do that.

You cause nothing but chaos!

Ugh. Get him home.

JOHN DOE: At least let me take a shit first.

Dump away.

[DOOR SHUTS]

- [SIGHS] - [CHUCKLES]

[SPURS JINGLING]

Arthritis acting up, old timer?

- [GUNSHOT] - [BODY THUDS]

If you horses can't work, to the gluer you go.

Now move! We got orders.

MAN: They broke through the wall!

[GUNFIRE]

[SCREAMING]

- [GUNSHOTS] - [SCREAMING]

Where's the medicine?

[YELPS]

Don't make me ask again.

[♪♪♪]

Before the dance.

Dance? What dance?

Word on the coast is that you're making

pharmaceuticals for the insiders.

I'm here to fill my prescription.

That's old news.

They make all their meds in-house now.

Then what's all this?

Lube.

We struck a deal with the Flagstaff sex colony.

Arizona, huh? Gets real dry down there.

Almost as dry as his wife.

[JEERING AND LAUGHING]

Do you think this is funny?

You and your little puppet whores

have been attacking my supply lines.

Insiders all over are dying because of you.

[SLOW FOOTSTEPS]

And outsiders are dying because of you.

We are just here to make things even.

What are you gonna do, Mace me?

No, I'm gonna watch you dance.

[SCREAMING]

[LAUGHING]

Can't find that shade of pink anywhere.

Ladies, time to accessorize!

- Take everything. - [CHEERING]

Hurry up! Get the shit!

[PANTING]

Help! You gotta help me.

This monster is after me. He's terrifying. Please.

Who? Who is he?

My best friend.

[GRUNTING]

RAIDER: Hey, what's going on?

SWEET TOOTH: Yoo-hoo!

[GROANING]

[GIGGLING]

Pancake!

[GRUNTING AND COUGHING]

So how'd I do?

Eh.

Well, let's start with the positives.

Passion. I mean, I can't even teach that.

But unfortunately,

you missed every major organ on his body.

Oh, sorry. I-I panicked.

Yeah. Hey, listen.

When in doubt, go for the fruits,

grapes, apple, banana.

Grapes, apple, banana. Grapes, apple, banana.

Got it.

Now, what do we do with you?

Hey, I could let you go.

We could have you go out and tell the world

everything that happened here today.

Or I could carve a hole in your back

and puppet you around like a wooden dummy.

The first one! [COUGHING]

I am a huge gossip.

And I will tell everyone about Big Baby.

Big Baby? Who's Big Baby?

Isn't that you?

Does he look like a big baby?

Hey, hey, you're not helping, Stu.

Big Baby is the most infamous killer

in the whole country.

He slaughtered a whole town in one day.

No, no, no.

I'm the main event, right? I'm the star.

And I'm not going to get upstaged by some--

- some child! - [SQUELCHING]

Apple.

Now come on.

We got a baby to kill.

Apple.

Sorry about the TV, John.

Ugh. [CHUCKLES]

You know there's beds upstairs, right?

You know, sleeping on that couch every night

is B-A-D for your B-A-C-K.

I'm good down here. Thanks.

Okay, I'll leave you to it.

[DOOR CLOSES]

JOHN DOE: 3 to 6. 2 to 4.

2 to 6. 2 to 6? [SCOFFS]

There's nothing to do.

[SIGHS] Hmm.

[SIGHS]

[♪♪♪]

Goodbye, Dawn.

Oh, I'm so happy you and Mary Anne made up

before you left for California.

Okay.

Ninety?

Where the hell is 89?

[MUMBLING]

Abby?

Who the fuck is Abby?

You mean to tell me I missed

a whole new member being inducted to the club?

Fuck! Shit!

Eighty nine. 89 has to be around here somewhere.

Shit.

♪ Shake that thing Miss Kana Kana ♪

♪ Shake that thing Miss Annabella ♪

♪ Shake that thing Yan Donna Donna ♪

♪ Jodi and Rebecca ♪

♪ Woman get busy Just shake that booty nonstop ♪

♪ Anything you want To call it ♪

♪ Oscillate your hips And don't take pity ♪

♪ Me wanna see ya Get live ♪

♪ Pon de rhythm When me ride ♪

♪ And me lyrics That provide electricity ♪

♪ Gal nobody can Tell you nothin' ♪

♪ Til you're done With your destiny ♪

♪ Yo sexy ladies Wanna par with us ♪

♪ In the car with us And they ride with us ♪

Yeah, work that plantar fasciitis,

you little bitch.

I'm just about done with these tootsies.

Who wants next?

Dana, I know those puppies are barking.

- I'm busy, Jeremy. - Yeah.

I love watching you throw your ax.

Every chop gives me chills.

I can show you how, if you want.

I'm a very good teacher.

The secret is in the grip.

Queens!

You have every reason to celebrate.

Those insiders are quaking behind their walls.

- [CHEERING] - And for today,

we have Quiet to thank.

- Shit, the raid was her idea. - [CHEERING]

And from ideas we bring change.

Who disrupted the Milkmen supply lines? You.

Who affected the bottom line of the insiders? You.

And we are just getting started.

[CHEERING]

We got to go bigger.

We've got to go badder.

We've got to go bloodier.

We've got to destroy the one thing

standing in between the insiders and outsiders.

- The walls! - [CHEERING]

Yeah! Yeah! Whoo!

We are going to bring down the walls of a mega city.

They hold the best food, the best supplies,

the most wealth. It's time we get a piece.

And if they don't want to give it up,

- fuck 'em! - [CHEERING]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

That's a weird place to hang a poster.

There's my girls.

Eighty nine, jackpot.

Oh, man!

[GROANS]

Hmm, well. [SNIFFS]

Here's to you, Ann M. Martin,

for welcoming a lonely Milkman to the club.

Hmm.

[COUGHS]

Huh.

[COUGHS]

CHILD DOLLFACE: Horses. Horses. I love horses.

I love horses!

I wonder if she liked horses.

CHILD DOLLFACE: Names I'd give my horses.

Buttercup. Kit-Kat.

We drove up north to Grandpop's cabin today.

Cabin.

CHILD DOLLFACE: And we passed a Ferris wheel

and even drove through a red covered bridge.

When we got there, we saw something amazing.

Horses.

[GROANS]

I made a secret map of the sewers for my brother.

He actually went down the manhole and got pinkeye.

That's mean.

CHILD DOLLFACE: If he ever read this, I'd die,

because I found his deepest, darkest secret,

and it's on page 72,

Made you look, you dumb dookie face!

- [LAUGHING] - I'm not a dookie face!

[GRUNTING]

[♪♪♪]

Cowabunga, motherfuckers.

John!

I got a hoagie for my bro-gie!

"Meet me in the bathroom."

In the bathroom?

- [WATER RUNNING] - John, you in here?

- Oh, sorry. - Chester!

- Get your ass in here. - John, uh,

look, you're a great friend, really,

but that is as far as this can go.

No. Look, I need to talk to you,

Raven could be listening. She hears everything.

I'm the only one here. What if we just talk...

[WHISPERING] Like this?

Chester, please.

You're the only one I can trust.

[SIGHS] Okay, fine.

What the hell are you doing? Why are you getting naked?

- Oh, right. - Yeah.

Yeah, stupid.

Scooch on in. whoa.

Uh...

So why are you naked?

You expect me to take a shower in my swim trunks?

- Don't be an idiot. - Okay.

When I was a kid, my sister drew me a map of the sewers.

so I could explore 'em

like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

This-this feels like a story

you could have told me out of the shower.

No, no, no. You know where the sewers lead?

To the bay, beyond the walls.

It's a way out, Chester. We can escape.

John, I'm not sure I want to escape.

- What? - I've heard the stories.

It's like a ghetto out there.

I mean, there's a reason they put

all those criminals out of the city.

You know me. Am I a criminal?

No, no, it's not just that. I--

- Hmm. - Come on, what is it?

It's Raven.

She controls us, all of us.

She-she knows where to put the pressure

to use our weaknesses against us.

Chester.

Do you know what's outside those walls?

Freedom, right?

You can go anywhere you want with whoever you want.

My family, we have a cabin.

A beautiful cabin in the middle of nowhere.

- Mm-hmm. - And when I find my girl,

I'm going to take her to that cabin, Chester.

You can come with us.

But you gotta tell me right now if you want to go.

Are you in, or are you out?

[SPUTTERING] Okay?

Are you in, or are you out?

You have to tell me right now, Chester.

- You have to tell me. - Okay.

- Are you in? - Okay.

- Are you in? - I'm in.

- You're in? - I'm in!

[LAUGHING]

You're my man. We're family now.

- We're family. - Yeah.

Okay.

Can you get my back?

[SEWING MACHINE WHIRRING]

I'm almost done.

Have a seat.

Look, Dollface, about this plan.

I'm sorry. I can't concentrate on anything you're saying.

Your brows are busted.

It's best if they're twins, okay if they're cousins,

but those motherfuckers don't even look related.

- About your plan. - Mm-hmm.

We lost ammo and gas today.

We're going to lose a lot more than that

taking on a mega city.

I've really bonded with these girls,

Dana, even Ashley.

I don't want any of them to die.

You know what's dead?

Those cheeks.

So? I mean, I wear a mask half the time.

The mask doesn't hide our beauty.

It unites us.

When one Doll falls, another picks up the mask.

Look up.

Do you know which direction up is?

Oh, yeah. Sorry.

I-I believe in the mission, too.

I mean, it's just I-I--

I don't think your plan is the way to fix things.

And what's your plan?

Ask nicely?

The insiders are living it up while we're living in hell.

I mean, I can't even reunite with my own brother

because he's behind some concrete and rebar.

Not that he'd remember me anyway.

It's funny,

when I heard about some motormouth Milkman

who drove across the country,

I knew it was my brother.

I just...

I just felt it, you know?

When I went looking for him, I found you instead.

And you,

you fit in real well.

I see big things for you, Quiet.

But now we're all going to a big party,

and we are gonna have a good time.

So you've got to decide

if you're coming with us or not.

Look at you,

all dolled up.

[♪♪♪]

[BAG CRINKLING, MUNCHING]

Mama!

I'm thirsty for milk!

Mama can't nurse you right now!

She's making her water!

Sweetums?

We got stranger danger.

Oh, that's cute!

Big Baby's last steps.

What you got there, little guy?

Oh, you disturbed my feeding, you fuck!

Baby said a no-no word.

Ow!

[GROANING]

[YELPING] What are you doing?

What the fuck, lady?

- "What the fuck, lady?" - [SCREAMING]

Oh, Baby likes to miss.

- [SHOUTS] - [GROANS]

Cootchie cootchie coo!

[BOTH GROANING]

Oh, my pelvic floor!

[GROWLING]

- [SCREAMING] - My tubesy!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What the fuck is that?

I knew you'd find me and kill me,

Trash Man!

- [CLEAVER CLANGS] - Wait, wait, wait. Wait.

Trash Man? Who-Who's Trash Man?

The biggest gun this side of the Mississipp'.

[SCREAMING]

[CHOKING]

And stay down, you old hag!

What happened?

Apparently there's some jackoff out there

called Trash Man

who's an even more famous killer than the Big Baby.

Is Trash Man covered in trash?

- Or does he take out the trash? - I don't know, man.

What I do know is that I need to track him down,

and I need to kill him.

I swear, it is like whack a mole out here.

What if we come up with some kind of contest?

We get the best killers in the country,

and we have them face off against you

in a-- I don't know,

a battle royale tournament or something.

Then when you're the last survivor,

everyone will know Sweet Tooth is the best.

Ooh, that legit sent chills down my spine.

And I love it.

Great. Uh, how do we invite everybody?

We? No, no, no. You.

Stu, you're more of a logistics guy.

I'm the talent.

Hey, appreciate you organizing this,

'cause it's gonna be a bitch.

[CHURCH BELLS RINGING]

[EXCLAIMS]

Good. You got my message.

Okay. John told me to meet him here.

He's going to escape through the sewers.

One of these.

RAVEN: You've done well, Chester.

Ma,'am. He's wearing John's clothes.

What?

He lent them to me, ma'am.

Mine were wet.

We took a shower.

Together.

[♪♪♪]

Okay.

[BEEPING]

[BUZZES]

Shit.

What was the name she said?

Chloe, Kristy.

No, shit, that's the Babysitters' Club.

Kelly, yes.

[BEEPING]

[CHIMES AND CLICKS]

[CHUCKLES]

No way.

Evelyn?

Oh, shit, you're not Evelyn,

but a little bit of work, you'll be a bad bitch.

[MUTED BEEPING]

[DOORS CREAKING]

What the hell?

[BEEPING]

You must be Kelly.

[AMPLIFIED, STATIC LAUGHTER]

[STATIC]

[OPENING TONES]

Good evening, friends.

It's so nice to see all of you.

I am Calypso.

I've got a very special announcement to make.

So let's get to the business at hand.

I'm hosting a tournament,

and I invite you,

the best drivers from all across

the Divided States of America to compete.

Assassins, mercenaries,

vigilantes, joy riders,

all are welcome.

In one week's time, my contest will begin.

The rules are simple.

Choose your vehicle

and show how good you are

by defeating everyone else.

The last one standing

will be crowned the victor.

What do you think?

I think this Calypso guy beat you to market.

Anything to add, Big Baby?

[SQUELCHING]

"Big Baby love a tournament.

You're going to kill all those assholes."

[LAUGHING]

[SIGHS] See? Told you I was good.

Couldn't even see my lips move.

CALYPSO: But what is a contest

without a prize?

If you win my tournament,

I will grant you

a single wish.

No matter how rare,

no matter how costly,

no matter the consequence,

your deepest, darkest heart's desire

will be yours.

At the end of my contest,

one wish will come true.

Will it be yours?

Will you drive?

[LAUGHING]

[♪♪♪]

COP: The golden goose has flown the coop.

I have eyes on John outside the walls.

Well, fucking shoot him!

COP: Yes, ma'am. The ambulance won't get far.

Arming the missile now.

Ambulance? Hold your fire!

Fuck!

[BEEPING]

[WHISPERING] Kelly?

Kelly.

You're okay. You're okay.

Motherfucker.

Just a setback.

We'll be together again soon, Kelly.

I promise.

We can't be taking this seriously.

Wishes? Really?

I talked to Calypso in Chicago.

He's real. He's for real.

So is my case of crabs, but I'm not going to, like,

do anything about it.

This guy just turned on all technology at once.

Are we forgetting that already? Are we goldfish?

We have to enter this tournament.

If we win, we can wish to bring down all the walls.

Not just for one city, all of them.

DOLL: Got a heavy mover out of New San Francisco.

Could be medicine.

- Ladies, load up! - [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Let's put a pin in this.

I feel a shopping spree coming on.

Now let's find some music.

[SIRENS WAILING]

Oh, shit.

[GUNFIRE]

Guess Raven got my message.

What the hell?

- [CARS BANGING] - Goddammit. Come on.

This would definitely be better with some music.

[DMX'S "RUFF RYDER'S ANTHEM" PLAYING FAINTLY]

What the fuck?

♪ Something new

♪ Stop drop shut 'em down Open up shop ♪

[CHEERING]

♪ Oh no

♪ That's how Ruff Ryders roll ♪

♪ Stop drop shut 'em down And open up shop ♪

[TRUCK HORN BLARING]

♪ Oh no

♪ That's how Ruff Ryders roll ♪

♪ Snitches wanna try Snitches wanna lie ♪

♪ Then snitches wonder why Snitches wanna die ♪

Oh, sh--

Shit!

♪ I resort to violence My killers move in silence ♪

♪ Like you don't know What our style is ♪

♪ New York is the wildest My dawgs is with it ♪

♪ You want it Come and get it ♪

♪ Took it then we split it

♪ Damn right we did it

♪ What the fuck you gonna do When we run up on you ♪

♪ Messin' with The wrong crew ♪

♪ Don't know what We're going through ♪

♪ I'm-a have to show How easily we blow ♪

♪ When you find out there's some Mo that's runnin' with yo' ♪

Damn it.

♪ Nothin' we can't handle Break it up and dismantle ♪

[GUNFIRE]

[TIRES SQUEALING]

♪ Stop drop shut 'em down And open up shop ♪

♪ Oh no

♪ That's how Ruff Ryders roll ♪

♪ Stop drop shut 'em down And open up shop ♪

Yeah, this boat's got a fat ass, don't it?

[LAUGHING]

♪ That's how Ruff Ryders roll

♪ Is y'all people crazy I'll bust you and be Swayze ♪

♪ Stop actin' like a baby Mind your business lady ♪

♪ Nosy people get it too

That's my fucking car!

♪ You know I'm tryin' To get rid of you ♪

♪ Yeah I know it's pitiful ♪

♪ Stop

Oh!

[GROANING]

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[PANTING] Oh, shit.

- [GUNSHOT] - [YELPS]

Goddammit!

John?

Quiet?

You shot me? Again?

[GROANING]

Is that you?

Lionel?

"Lionel"?

Who the hell is-- [GRUNTS]

[GIGGLING]

Ashley, what the fuck?

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]