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[music]

- It's not easy to do it in the front seat of a car,

let's give them a hand.

[clapping]

[scream]

[music]

- You don't have to come in here Lisa.

Take the truck back to the apartment.

I'll catch a bus and be home by sunrise.

- Yeah, that was last week. This week it's 25 bucks.

Hey, maybe next week it'll be 30.

You're not that kid that ate one of my girl's shoes, are ya?

Anything special like that costs extra.

- Is that the best job you could get?

- It's just 'til we get a few bucks together.

Then I'll get a decent job, some new clothes and I'll learn

that disco dancing you like so much.

- They got lots of nice discos in this city.

Andrew, you gotta promise me,

we'll never go back to that smelly old dairy farm.

- I promise.

Now you go on home.

I don't want to be late my first night.

- Yeah, Unis? Yeah, she's working today.

What's your room number? - Never mind Unis, today's Wednesday.

- Good evening. - Oh, you!

Start by washing those dirty dishes back there,

then mop up the place.

- Yes, ma'am. - Deal's a deal.

You use the phone in return,

I get Unis on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

And I don't give a shit if none of you stand the sight of me.

- Hey, how many times do I got to tell you, Toni,

Unis loves ya.

Now shut up, eh, I'm trying to conduct business here.

- I saw her feeling up that fucking strip dancer

at the Blue Moon Club.

Yeah, they were going to the fire escape in the alley.

- You want to spank Unis or you want her to spank you?

Hey, I got to know man, to set the price.

Come on, come on, nothing to be ashamed of.

- Sitting on the bar showing some drunk your pussy,

that's not dancing, low-class cunts, cocksucker, ah fuck...

- Hey hey Toni, whaddaya doing', going to kill somebody?

Yunno, you're right, we can't stand the fuckin' sight of ya,

you slimy, greasy cunt dyke.

Look at you, you stink!

The only reason to come into this fucking place is to use the phone!

Look at you, your hair stinks, your clothes stinks, your face stinks.

- I don't care, I get her 'cause it's Wednesday.

- I've about had it with you spankin' freaks too!

It'll be 50 bucks in advance “cause I'm coming over to collect.

And you supply the hairbrush.

- Damn cop,

said he'd run me in unless I gave him a blowjob.

I gave him this hatpin right in his nose.

The druggist is patching him up right now.

If that cop catches me, he'll fucking kill me for sure.

[music]

- I'm Unis, what's your name?

- I'm Andrew, I just started working here tonight.

- My usual street price is 25 but since you work here,

and I like you,

you get my super deluxe top of the line special

for a mere fifteen dollars.

- Where the shit were you? Out there with that fucking dancer?

- That was business, honey.

- You roll in garbage, you become garbage.

- Who are you calling garbage? - I'm calling you garbage!

- Ow!

Ugh, you're... [screams]

[grunting, scuffling]

- Ohh, Eu...

[screams] Oh, Unis.

Oh, I love you.

[music] - Oh Toni, I love you too.

[crying] - Oh fuck.

[cheery music]

[ominous music]

- Can I help you sir?

- Hamburger. - Anything to drink, sir?

- No.

[kissing, moaning]

- This isn't a pad, man, it's a fuckin' dump.

- Yeah it's fuckin' gross.

- My old man's a dishwasher.

- 0h, fuckin' bummer.

Loser.

- Can't even dance.

- He's last, man, fucking last.

[disco music]

[sizzling]

[country music]

- Oh, oh, wait, wait, yes, yes.

[moaning]

- Oh, yeah.

[moaning]

- Yes.

[moaning]

[music]

[music]

- That was delicious.

- Thank you.

[dishes shatter]

- You're fired, you fucking asshole.

[music]

[moaning]

[music]

- I don't believe it.

- Hey man, you must be the fucking dishwasher.

- He doesn't fucking believe it.

- Well he better fucking believe it, because he's a little farm dwarf,

and I'm suing him for a divorce.

- I don't believe it.

And you're gonna pay through the nose.

You know why?

Because you're a schmuck.

A fuckin' schmuck!

- Lisa's crazy asking me for this much support.

She knows I haven't got it.

- It doesn't hurt her to ask.

-$70 a week for groceries?

$19 a week for-- God knows what.

$8 for stockings.

$6 for personal hygiene.

What's that supposed to mean?

Toilet paper? - Something like that.

She's crazy.

- How much do I have to pay you for representing?

- I get $75 an hour.

- And you're crazy too.

Look, if it's costing me $15 or $20 just to walk a couple of blocks

with you, I can walk by myself.

I haven't got $15. Doesn't anybody understand that?

Hey, listen. Do you wanna know what I got?

They're in my pocket right now.

I got $4.08.

That's four singles, three pennies, and a damn nickel.

I've been wearing the same shirt,

pants and underwear for the past ten days.

I wash them and me in a bucket every night.

And I've lived in the back of my pickup truck, which is living on borrowed time.

- The judge won't give her anything.

You haven't been married long enough.

- That's a hope, not a promise.

- Look, I have a lunch date with my friend Gloria

at that restaurant across the street.

I can't talk to you anymore.

- That's a pretty expensive brush-off, you know.

Oh, what the hell? I can't pay you anyway!

- I'll get you a job with her company.

- What kind ofjob?

- Are you still here?

I told you, Miss Hathaway is much too busy,

and I've gotta get to the bank.

- I understand.

- What is it? - Miss Hathaway?

- Yes? - I'm Andrew Buran.

From the Good Earth Encyclopedia company.

- Another encyclopedia salesman? You've got to be kidding me.

- I told him how busy you were.

- They just trained me this morning

in the unique benefits of the Good Earth Encyclopedia.

Only take ten minutes to show you.

- You've got two minutes, but I can't stop what I'm doing.

- I wish that we could go to your office so I can spread out my display sheets

on your desk like I've been trained.

- You'll have to talk to me while I'm checking these barrels.

[footsteps clicking]

[locks click]

[objects clatter]

- God.

I would like to impress upon you the history of the Good World Encyclopedia

in 1930--

I'm sorry to have taken up your time like this.

[music]

- Wait, just a minute.

You can't go into the street with your jacket soiled that way.

Let me have it.

Give it to me.

They come every day,

trying to sell me things.

Their slick, patronizing manner makes me ill.

They smile through their teeth.

But you, you're so vulnerable.

So sincere.

- Just a failure.

- No.

You're a man.

I want your balls.

[gong booms]

[moaning]

- Such noble balls.

Uhh.

[gentle music]

[moaning]

- I'm coming.

[screaming]

Never this fast before.

[moaning]

- I'm coming.

[moaning]

- Oh yes.

[moaning]

I'm coming again!

[screaming]

[moaning loudly]

[moaning]

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm coming!

Oh, yeah.

Andrew.

[moaning]

[panting]

I am the buyer for a national chain of liquor stores,

and if you will come by personally once a week,

we'll see how many liquor stores we can put your encyclopedias in.

- What'd a liquor store want with encyclopedias?

- Who cares?

We'll give them away as fucking prizes.

Is it a deal?

- Yes, it's a deal.

- [Gloria V.O.] Ten of my best salesmen couldn't sell Hathaway.

This guy Boran does it in just one visit.

I don't know what his magic is,

but who cares? He's got it.

- Andrew!

Andrew, it's Gloria.

- [Gloria V.0.] I'll get him to an exclusive contract.

I've got a good body and I'll use it if I have to.

- Andrew?

Andrew Boran.

- Hello,

who is it?

- It's Gloria.

Andrew.

Thank goodness I found you.

Oh Andrew, the news is so wonderful.

I pulled your application this morning.

The address shows only Route 74 North of the Lake.

Not very specific.

- It's all I could afford. - I've decided

to make you an account executive.

It's that Hathaway sale that did it.

You can't waste your talents knocking on doors.

From now on, they deal with you by appointment.

- Sounds important. - First,

I must tell you, the regular 10% commission does not apply

to account executives.

Now you get 5% because of the volume potential.

The other 5% goes to your sales manager and it's naturally retroactive.

- Who's my sales manager?

- I am. And I'll be worth it to you ten times over.

You just sign this employment contract and we are on our way.

- [Gloria V.O.] He's not going to sign.

Well, it looks like I'll have to use my body.

[moaning]

- Ahh, I love the smell of my cunt—

[moaning]

[screaming]

Oh, give me your cock.

[contiues moaning]

[gentle music]

- I came here to take advantage of you, cheat you out of your commission,

you fucked me so good, turned me completely around,

I feel like a woman and I love it.

You keep the commission, Andrew.

I just want to help you and guide you, okay?

Andrew, you look great.

Here's a hundred dollar cash advance.

The clothes and a haircut, that comes to $367.13.

You can pay me back out of your first commission check.

Well, let's get back to the office.

I want you to meet the other employees.

This is the stock and shipping department.

Ms. Johns, Ms. Anderson, meet Mr. Boran.

- How do you do?

- Looks like a new suit.

- Oh, it is.

- We got books coming out of our asses.

- If you don't appreciate your job, Ms. Johns,

then there are people waiting in line who would.

- We got books in the locker room, books in the toilet.

- A temporary situation.

Mr. Boran is a super salesman.

Well, I have an appointment. Check with me later, Andrew.

- Yes, Miss-- Ms. Linton.

- Ms., Ms., Ms., what's all this Ms. stuff?

Just call me Salome.

- Hi, I'm Tish.

- Hello, Tish, Salome. I'm Andrew.

- What are you doing?

- Oh, I thought I'd help you girls out.

Until Ms. Linton sets up an appointment for me, I have nothing to do.

- Oh, no salesman ever did that before.

- Well, what can I do?

- Well, you can take the books from that big pile over there and make

little piles over there.

- Okay.

- Ohh, your new suit.

- That's okay.

I got a needle and thread out in the truck.

- No, that's woman's work.

Come on in the back.

I'll fix you good as new. You're lucky it's only on the seam.

Come on.

Oh, Tish, haven't you ever heard of a man ripping his pants before?

Honestly, we're roommates.

- Oh, really? - She's such a kid sometimes.

I don't know what to do with her.

Give me your pants.

Don't tell me I'm dealing with two kids.

Come on! I've got to sew them from the inside.

[soft music]

So warm.

-[moaning].

I've waited for this.

I love it.

- Kiss it, Tish.

It wants you to kiss it

and lick it

and suck it.

This is what it's all about, Tish.

Big, hard fuck.

- Oh, I love it.

- Open wide and suck it, Tish.

Take the top of it all the way down your throat.

No time to be frail now, Tish.

Get it now!

- Just allow me a moment or so.

- Well, I ain't waitin'.

- Salome.

- I'm going to suck it Salome, right now.

[whistle blows]

- Will you stop blowing that fucking thing?

- I suppose you fucked Hathaway too.

Did you?

- Yes.

- Why don't you quit worrying about who fucks who around here?

We've got an injured person here.

Why don't you help me get her to a doctor?

- You two are fired. - Fired my ass.

You'll never get anyone else to work in this shithouse and you know it.

Well, you're just jealous because we've had a little cock.

- Jealous?

I've had all that cock he's able to give.

- Oh yeah?

- Don't let these fancy clothes and proper English fool you.

I could fuck an arm!

- Oh yeah?

- I've had his thing so far into my cunt, it's lucky I didn't get brain damage.

- Oh yeah?

- I drank enough of his nut juice to drown a fucking whale.

- Oh yeah?

- There's one other thing.

I've got that cock under contract and it's going to plow us all the way

to the top of the New York Stock Exchange.

We'll need an entire building just to handle the shipping.

A dozen shipping clerks and you'll be in charge of it,

Salome. - Oh yeah?

- I think I'm paralyzed.

- Oh, you'll be all right, Tish.

Ms. Linton here and I will get you to a doctor

and get that neck all straightened out.

- I can understand Salome.

She'll fuck a snail.

But Tish, frightened little Tish, and Hathaway?

It took magic to get to them. - There's no magic.

- Do you ever think about fucking him? - No.

- Would you ever fuck him? - No.

- Wish I had your good sense.

Look at him.

He'll fuck the meat clerk and get the chicken free.

- Gloria, you're making too much of this.

We'll have a nice home-cooked meal,

a little wine and we'll forget it.

- He gets anything he wants with his dick.

With his dick. Augh!

- Gloria. - What?

Rita, I have a salesman that'll change all that and I'll make a deal with you.

If you're still not convinced.

I will never mention the word encyclopedia again.

If you are convinced, we're talking about a firm order.

No surveys or trials.

- Ooh, I'm awfully busy right now.

Um, I can't really talk.

Do you suppose that you could come to my cabin by the way?

- Don't leave until I get there, Rita.

Right away.

You like fast action, don't you?

- Yes, I do.

- Then that's what you'll get.

See ya.

I'm leaving that son of a bitch Andrew in your hands tonight.

- Wait a minute. - Listen.

You have a comfortable couch.

Make sure he gets a good dinner and plenty of sleep.

- I'm an attorney, not nursemaid to some stud.

- There's no one else I can trust.

Besides, you want to keep my business, don't you?

Tonight we'll start with raw oysters and then kidney sauté.

- I can't cook that.

- You have a cookbook, don't you? - Yes.

I never even bothered to read it.

- Nothing to it.

Delicious, Andrew and lots of protein.

Little wine, a little coffee, and we'll pick up a carrot cake.

I'm sorry I can't have dinner with you and Luana this evening

'cause I'll be setting up an appointment for you tomorrow morning

with Rita Sondergaard.

Close the sale with her and our products will be carried

in all Sondergaard supermarkets.

Think of only two things,

Andrew, the commission and a flat $1,000 bonus if you make

the sale - A thousand dollars?

- Cash in front, the minute Rita Sondergaard signs the order.

You'll stay at Luana's tonight.

Don't forget to wash your shirt. Luana will press it for you.

- None of this is necessary.

I'll find a place to stay. - I insist on it.

Rita Sondergaard is an attractive woman.

Making it with her would be very enjoyable.

- Making what?

- The sale, of course.

Isn't that what you do so well?

Well here, this should cover the groceries.

I'll call you tonight

about the appointment for tomorrow.

- Congratulations.

You've gone a long way on your $4.08.

- You're not doing so bad yourself.

- What is that supposed to mean?

- Well, you're suggesting I'm some sort of prostitute

with that $4.08 mark. Well, counselor, so are you.

- So am I?

- That's right. - A prostitute?

- Yes.

- Yes. - Me?

- Excuse me Ms. Linton.

Ms. Sondergaard's going to be tied up for the next 20 minutes.

Would you mind waiting?

- No, I don't mind. - Can I get you a coffee?

Something cold to drink? - No.

No thank you. - You'll excuse me now.

- [Gloria V.O.] [can't believe it after all this time,

and it was so simple -- the culmination of my ambition.

I'm going to be rich-- rich.

When Andrew gets through with her it will all be over.

[music]

- [Gloria V.O.] I'm going to be rich-- rich.

Rita has been too busy making money to enjoy sex,

and Andrew will turn her on.

[music]

[moaning]

- Oh yes. Fuck me.

[moaning]

Oh, oh, oh yes.

Yes, come here and suck my prick.

You want to suck my hard prick, huh?

[moaning]

Oh yeah.

Such it deep in your mouth.

Deep, yes.

Do you want to fuck my ass?

Yeah, I'm coming.

You wanna fuck it?

Fuck my ass, come here.

I want you to fuck it. I want you to put it in my ass now.

Yes, put it in my ass.

C'mon put it in deep.

Oh, it's big. It's so big.

Yes, come on, fuck it. Oh yes.

Oh, you're quick.

[moans]

Oh, put it in deep.

Ahh, fuck me.

I like being fucked, you know that.

- Is my cock petty?

- I just want to suck it. [moaning]

- Yeah, suck it.

- Yeah, fuck it.

Fuckit so good.

You know you're all big enough.

[moaning] - Is your pussy tingling?

- I love it, yes. I love all your pricks.

- Does it feel good? - Yes.

You make it so hot.

Ohhh, [moaning]

Oh, your prick tastes so good.

I want you to come all over me.

I want you all to come on me.

- Come on you, baby? - Yes, come all over me.

[moaning] [gentle music]

Oh, come all over me.

Oh, you've covered me with come. [chuckles]

Oh yes, it makes me quiver all over

when you come on me like that.

- That's crazy.

- You're my boys.

[music]

- Ms. Sondergaard will see you now. - Thank you.

[footsteps clicking]

-Okay, now let's talk business.

[music]

And I'm no prostitute.

Four years through law school working as a pizza waitress.

Not to mention two years of junior college.

I'm only trying to survive.

- Mind your manners.

And don't go name-calling others, who are just trying to do the same thing.

- I don't sell my body!

- You sell your mind and that's worse.

- Gloria wants me to cook, all right, I'll cook.

If you eat this, you'll eat anything.

[music]

To the kidney sauté,

guaranteed to make you get it up in the morning.

- Thank you. - Into a life of deception,

hypocrisy, and money.

- If that's the case, Counselor, you'd better have some yourself.

[odd whistling sound]

[loud popping]

[gentle music]

[laughter]

What happened to deception?

- It blew up, and money?

[laughter]

Oh, my God.

[laughs]

Look at everything.

Your pants.

I'll have to have them cleaned by tomorrow.

Look, take them off and I'll--

- No, no, no, no.

First Salome, then Hathaway.

They all wanna clean my clothes.

From now on, I'm going to clean my own clothes.

[laughs] - All right.

I'll let you clean them yourself.

I'm sorry about calling you a prostitute.

I was all wrong about you.

- I'm sorry about what I said to you.

There's one thing for sure.

- What's that?

- You and I, we're both alike.

[soft music]

- [Andrew V.O.] This woman sure fooled me.

She didn't even look like a woman at first.

Now, my God, she gets me hot.

I love big tits.

Clothes she wears,

she hides them.

[heavy breathing]

[gentle music]

Oh, I love to fuck her.

Fuck her.

Fuck her.

My cock is so hard.

Oh, I love her smell.

Can't get enough of her.

[gentle music]

[moaning]

Oh, look at those boobs.

Oh, baby.

Oh, Luana.

Luana.

Oh, you're making me come.

[moaning] [heavy breathing]

- Tomorrow, you'll go back to Gloria.

I have this terrible feeling I'll never see you again.

[background chatter]

- I would like to introduce Mr. Andrew Buran.

[locks clicking]

Andrew, you certainly don't intend to demonstrate the product here, do you?

- It only takes a minute.

- Andrew, you should have privacy.

- You'll notice that this display makes our product look

complicated, stuffy, like a legal library.

No supermarket shopper in his right mind will

look at this display for more than two seconds.

- Go on.

- The volumes themselves, however, are prepared

in an easy yet informative style.

Change the sales campaign to a single book on a stand.

Open it, so the customer can flip through the pages

and see the ease of it.

And above the book, a sign reading, the simple facts.

- I like it.

How about you, David? - I like it, too.

- Andrew, don't just walk away like that.

- I quit, Miss Linton.

- You just made an important sale. - A fluke.

I'll drop by your office to pick up my commission.

[street noise]

[gentle music]

[funk theme]