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This story is like a record of all the emotions I went through.

It represents the various stages of my growth.

It was already three months ago. How could it have all started like that?

I'm going to remind you what happened.

I was staying in Rome at my friend Richard's place.

Mac, another guest of Richard's, offered me a lift into town to pick up an

English newspaper.

You happy about getting married, Mac?

His remarks annoyed me a lot.

At least, it'll be funny having Richard for my uncle.

And my sister will finally be happy and leave me in peace. How enthusiastic you

sound.

And you.

So young and already divorced?

You know, Terence is very cute, but I still intend on having my son. I don't

want to hear any of that.

I'm going to tell you anyway.

While her aunt, the countess, was exchanging hypocritical gossip with my

I took her into the garden.

She seemed very experienced for her age.

If you don't mind, spare me the gory details.

Max, what are you getting married for?

I have no idea.

Think about it.

Be back in a minute.

Terentia.

Excuse me. Yeah?

Would you happen to have a light?

A light?

Sure. Where are you from?

I'm from Milan, and you? From Rome.

What are you doing here?

Hello.

Ah, hello.

What's your name?

Sofia.

And what's your name?

Call me Max. Oh, Max.

You have a really nice car, you know. Yes, I know. There's a lot of power

that hood.

What about going for a spin?

Let me show you wrong. Well, I don't know. Maybe next time. Next time. So

Max. Hey, where are you going?

Come back.

Oh, shit.

Hey,

stop.

Get back here.

You're a really big jerk, Max. Take it easy, will you?

How can I? My diary was in that bag.

I kept it for years. I don't believe it. How could you be so stupid?

Take me to the messaggero office. I want to put in an ad for it.

You're bound to find it. It's of no interest to thieves.

But it's my most valuable possession.

Oh, there's plenty of money. It must be at least fantastic.

Luigi's going to be happy.

Hello,

Aldo. Hello.

Hello. Hey.

Now, let's see what you've ripped off today. Hands off.

It's none of your business.

We have to wait for Luigi.

Oh, yeah? I'll touch whatever I want to, you understand?

Anything I want to.

Like you, baby.

I'm going to tell Luigi, Aldo.

You don't get it.

You're nothing to Luigi.

He loves his wife. He'll chuck you out like all the others when he's tired of

you.

Right.

Come here, baby.

You bigot.

You pair of lesbians.

Hey, hey, what's going on around here?

Nothing. No arguments in my house, understand?

Why don't you go out for a walk, Aldo?

I'll stay here with the ladies.

So, what have you been up to?

Tell me.

What's this?

We got a surprise for you, Luigi.

Well done.

Come here, Sophia.

You're beautiful.

And I like your work.

Hey, what have you got there?

Nothing.

Just a book.

That's all?

Nothing else? No. Let's see.

What is it?

Forget about it. When I realized I had your diary in my hands, I thought of two

things.

I immediately thought about money.

And also revenge.

For all the harm you did to me in the past, I favored my joy.

I have sinned with women all my life.

I love women.

They gave me a feeling of power.

And now I realize that I like to humiliate them.

Not consciously, of course.

And then I met you.

So...

It's done.

Your wedding will take place tomorrow.

James, that's the best in the house, isn't it?

Yes, of course, sir.

Julia,

Julia, it's done, my love.

Oh, excuse me, I feel so tired, exhausted.

My apologies.

Oh, hello, Terenza. Hello, Auntie.

Hello. Hello.

Everything is ready. I'm so happy you'll be married tomorrow.

Are you blessed? Yes, very.

Hmm. Tarenda, why don't you spend some time with your fiancé?

Thanks, Richard.

Although I don't need a chaperone.

He looks like such a bore.

Good night.

Don't stay late, Richard.

Hmm. Oh, definitely not Wimbledon, huh?

I think she's in the true tradition of the family.

I'm off to bed.

Good night.

Good night, Max.

Good night, little sister. See you tomorrow.

Good night.

Actually, all Alessandra was after was Countess Julia's enormous fortune. And

Richard had relapsed into his sexual dependence.

We did it.

Your brother and my niece. Cheers.

Cheers.

How inseparable now.

That's what you wanted.

For us always to be together, my little she -devil.

My Stan.

Take me.

My big bad wolf.

And you're my bitch of hate.

Good morning, classified ad. One moment.

All right. Go ahead with your message.

Would you please note... Go ahead.

...the following message.

I'm waiting.

Thank you.

Go ahead.

Dear Anna, your diary waits for you. Earn it and I'll return it to you. See,

that's so fast.

You're a devoted admirer.

Is that all?

Yes, that's all.

Oh, wait. P .N. You'll know more tomorrow.

Okay. The account is 342.

Thank you.

342, that's fine.

Can you say it again?

When I read your messages in the paper, I had a kind of premonition.

I felt this irresistible need to know more about you.

The clues that you left me really aroused my interest.

Aldo?

Anna, are you ready for tomorrow?

Richard, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but I'm going.

What?

Why? You promised to stay for Terenza's wedding. You can't let me down.

I've got to go find my diary.

It's really very important for me.

Honestly.

Anyway, you don't need me here for Terenza's wedding.

You can do all your wheeling and dealing by yourself.

Wheeling and dealing? This isn't a game.

The Countess is sick. I have to make sure her niece gets married properly.

Properly? Yes.

You called that a proper wedding?

What kind of a marriage is that going to be for her?

Max is nothing but a vain playboy. She's never going to be happy with him.

I don't believe it. All this for a diary.

The accumulation of years and years and years of feminine fantasies.

You're better off leaving it to the person who stole it.

As a punishment.

Very funny.

My baby pussycat.

Richard, what kept you?

The countess wouldn't fall asleep.

Are we doing the right thing? Don't think so much, Richard. Just be a man.

Come on.

You've been getting soft lately.

I hope you're not hiding anything from me.

Me.

Goodbye, madame. Goodbye, James.

Demencia, what are you doing here?

Shh, I'm going away with you.

You're not coming with me. What are you doing, playing hide -and -seek or

something? Harry, I don't want anyone to see I'm leaving.

I've got a lot of things to do. You can't come with me. I don't want to

this Max. I want a real man, a tough one. One I can fall in love with. Anna,

please, I want to go with you.

Look, if you don't want to get married, tell your aunt.

Countess is crazy. She's out of her mind. Richard and that witch of his

organized everything.

What are you doing? Look, Richard, I already told you.

No, no, you're not.

Would you leave us alone now? We're going and that's that. What's she doing

there? I don't believe it. What are you doing? What's wrong with us? And I told

you yesterday I was going to go.

Not with her, you're not.

Terenzia, how about the car?

No, I refuse to get out.

You do, huh?

I know what you do with Alessandra every night, so if you don't let Anna and me

leave, I'll tell my aunt that I saw the two of you making love.

Oh.

Uh...

In that case, I'm coming.

Move over, please.

Richard, you're not going to... Move over.

This is getting ridiculous. I'll certainly laugh.

You're going to need me.

I hate you.

Yeah, right.

Give me a little more room.

Ready for the big adventure, ladies?

I've always loved you, and I've waited for you all my life.

I started to realize that the more I read your diary, I

felt as if I had dreamed of your womanly feelings and your tortured heart.

Get your hats off.

This is all you think about?

Do you love her?

Yes. Not only do I love her, I never loved anyone else until now. So leave me

alone.

I'm so excited about this mission.

I've waited so long for the opportunity to work together with you.

How could they have assigned me to a rookie jerk like you?

No, you're wrong. I'm not a rookie. I've been on a mission before.

It would be nice to know each other a little better.

What about dinner tonight?

Just stay out of my way, huh, Macho?

I can't stand guys like you.

Hello. How do you do? Hello.

Hello. Nice to meet you.

I already explained what this job consists of over the phone.

It's very essential that no one knows. I'm relying on you to keep this a

But you did say that the girl had been kidnapped.

That's right. She was kidnapped.

Even if she ran away. That's not your business.

Bring her back by force if you have to. Calm down, Alessandra.

Don't worry. We're ready for any possible eventuality.

Well, the case isn't that clear.

Shut up and do as you're told.

By the way, you haven't forgotten our fee, have you? Of course not.

Matt.

Get started working right away. I'd like to have some news by tomorrow morning.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Goodbye. Madam?

Goodbye. I like your tie.

I don't trust them.

I'm going to go and have a look on my own.

Alessandra, why do you always exaggerate? I'm the only one who takes

anything around here.

All you're good at is running after girls.

And there I was, running after you, and refusing to admit that it wasn't the

diary I was after, but romance.

I was confused, and we got lost so many times.

No, I haven't much time to talk.

I've got something good for you.

Yeah, sure.

These people you're after.

One of them's supposed to be Luigi.

Anna.

I swear to you.

The house on the Via Bertoli.

That's it.

No, I don't know anything about another girl.

That looks like the house there.

You know, you really amaze me. How did you manage to get that information?

From my informers, idiot.

You're in a great team, you and I.

I'm not into faggots like you. Now shut up, stay here, and keep your eyes open.

Am I bleeding?

Hey, boss.

We got company.

Shit.

Olivia.

Listen, baby.

I've got to go now. Tell the girls to meet me at the Albergo Lucia.

This looks pretty dodgy. Just wait a bit.

What do you want?

I'm looking for Luigi Corleone.

I'm his wife.

Do you know where I can find him?

I don't talk to cops.

What do you want with him?

Come here.

I don't give a damn about your pimp, but someone else is looking for him, and

that's who I want to have a word with.

I don't know anything. Are you sure?

Yes, absolutely.

What are you doing?

Turn around.

He might be probably with another woman right now.

Stop that.

Okay,

I'll tell you what you want to know.

Right now he's on his way to the Albergo Lucia.

Okay. So long.

Wait.

Come back.

I've got one other thing for you.

I hope it's something interesting.

We've got to do something. We can't wait around here all day.

Look, I'm not going to let you go alone, am I? I'm going to accompany you.

You're not going to accompany me in your pyjamas, Richard. What do you mean?

Just get us noticed.

Do you want me to get my tuxedo out?

Can I borrow your shoes?

Uh -huh.

Going. Now, anyway, I'm getting very hungry.

What size are these?

They're so small. You are starting to get on my nerves, you know that?

So just cut it out.

Come on, Ben.

Now, just be discreet, all right? Don't worry.

I'll be cool as a cucumber.

A real diplomat.

Where are you going?

Who are you? Where are you going?

What do you mean, where are you going? What's it to you? Yeah.

This man looks very strange.

Strange? I look strange. I look strange.

Well, you look like a dick.

I'm a policeman.

I do the insulting here, not you.

Oh, yeah. Hey, don't poke him like that. Stay out of this. What do you mean,

stay out of this? Hey, don't poke her, you hear?

Hey, I've eaten guys like you for lunch, asshole.

Who

are

you, anyway?

Hello,

Bimbo. I'm in a rush, so get out of here.

You use a handbag? You gay or what?

I told you to get out of here. Right now, and I mean it.

Oh, at last, a real man. Just what I've been looking for. Take me away.

Both of you just shut up. Come on.

We're staying right here. We're staying right here, and you're the one who's

gay.

Hey!

That's Michael!

We'll take my car.

Okay. I'm gonna stay here tonight.

You mean we're gonna stay here?

No, not you.

Me, alone.

But where do you expect me to go?

I don't care.

But I'm stopping here, alone.

So you go your way, and I'll go mine.

Not bad here.

If you like stuffy, boring hotels.

Did you book the room? Yes.

It's expensive.

I'll arrange things with the idiot. Don't worry about the room. I've had it

having to solve Luigi's problems. I sometimes wonder why you stay with such

loser. I happen to love him. When are you going to realize he doesn't love

Why, here he comes.

Hello. Sir.

I have a room booked in the name of Mr. Luigi.

What the hell is that tart doing with him?

I suppose you would like a double roof?

No, I don't know her. I don't know her at all. By the way, have you seen two

young ladies? They should be waiting for me here. Yes, they're sitting right

over there.

Oh, thank you. You're welcome.

One more thing. Where's the bar, please?

To your left and down the corridor.

Thanks. You're welcome.

Good riddance.

What's your name?

Call me Valerio.

Oh, Valerio, I'm exhausted. I was wondering if you could find me a room.

course.

Room 24 for the young lady.

Who was that girl I saw you with?

Calm down, baby.

She's nothing at all.

As strange as it may sound, I found her sitting in my car.

I'm getting really fed up with you, Luigi.

With all your women.

With all your problems.

With all of your lies.

You should leave this bastard and find someone worthwhile.

Don't ever talk to me like that!

I mean never again!

Or I'll kill you. I'm not afraid of you, Luigi.

I could feel the situation slipping out of my hands.

So you let him get away, idiot. How could you do that?

Calm down.

We'll find him.

He's got my car.

So much time. This is all your fault.

I don't care what you do.

All I want to do is find my diary. And don't talk to me like that, all right?

You sound so hysterical.

Go get laid or something.

That might be a better idea than making secret rendezvous with gangsters.

She's out of her skull.

Are we going to drive all night?

Over there.

Looks like a hotel.

Is that the one?

I want you to wait in that hotel while I go and try to find some backup. And

this time, see that you stay out of trouble.

Okay, I understand.

See you later. Bye.

I guess we're going to stay here too, huh?

I guess so.

Hey, where's the cop?

Probably getting chewed out again, as usual.

Good evening. Hello.

We'd like a room.

Two rooms, please. Yes?

Yes, I'd prefer two.

Come on, we can make do with one.

No, no, two rooms.

Such a bore. One or two?

Two. Okay, two.

Two. Two, yeah.

Of course, but there's just one problem.

The gentleman's attire is totally unacceptable in our establishment.

What's wrong with my clothes, huh? Come on, tell me. Yeah, he just borrowed them

from me. His suitcases are coming in a couple of days.

Hmm, okay.

Rooms three and five.

Do you have today's newspaper?

On the table, just over there.

Thank you.

Thank you very much. You're welcome.

And the bar?

There, down the same hall.

Thank you.

I'm lost. I'm through.

Now I'm done for.

I'm really lost.

Just look at this situation you've put me in. What's the Countess going to say?

Don't say that, Richard.

It's not my fault.

All I want to do is get my diary back.

Don't come complaining to me.

Don't worry about it.

I'm sure we'll find it very soon.

We'll find Terenzia as well. And we'll catch this gangster Luigi at the same

time. His wife is on our side now too. It won't be long.

You know what's great about you is that you just seem like such a super cop.

Yeah, bullshit.

What a mess this wedding's become.

We were all set, too.

My God, I'm screwed.

Alessandro's going to kill me.

Calm down.

We'll catch him.

We're pros.

Don't worry. Yeah, right.

We know he's in the area.

I always get my man.

He won't escape.

Excuse me, sir.

Yes? We'd really like to play a little pool, but we don't know how. Of course.

I'd be glad to help you. Oh, thank you.

Just relax and leave everything to me, okay?

See you tomorrow.

Well, I guess I'll go look for my diary by myself.

It'll be easier like that.

I'm going to bed. You coming, Richard?

Yeah, okay.

Good night. Good night.

It's very simple. Now watch closely.

You take the ball, you aim it, and you roll it. We play without a cue stick in

this region. Just aim carefully.

It's very easy.

Would you like to try?

Yes, I would.

I'll try.

Why don't we bet on it?

I wouldn't take your money.

We don't have to play for money.

You start.

Okay. Well done. You win.

You're very good at it.

I'm just too clumsy.

I guess I just lost the first game.

What are you doing? We made a bet and I lost, so... Can I join the game as well?

I'm news.

Hold on, I don't think I, um... That's enough.

Are you a man or not? Sure, but I think I'd better...

I can't see her.

I'd like the telegraph service, please.

Yes, of course, madam.

Telegraph office?

Yes, please hold on.

Here.

Hello. My name is Anna McCullen, and I just want to check to see if I received

telegram. I did.

All right, great. Read it to me, please.

Yes.

Yes. Go on, please.

She's in love. She spends her life on the telephone. Oh, that's great.

All right. Thank you.

I'd just like to send a message by return telegram. Can I give you the

please? Okay. I space.

Like space.

Your space.

Writing space.

Dial space two.

Full stop.

The next sentence is I space hope

space two space me space you space soon.

Full stop.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

At last. Listen.

I have to go home and see the Countess. I feel very guilty.

Are you sure about this?

Yeah, I've been thinking it over. I'm going to confess.

Come on, give me a kiss.

Really?

Are you sure? Sure, I'm sure. Right here.

The condemned man's last request.

Good luck.

Take care.

Just an hour of war.

Take care.

Would you like me to call you a taxi, sir?

I need the telegraph office, please, right now.

It's very urgent.

Hello?

Yes, is this the telegraph office? Just a second, please.

Thank you.

Hello, this is account number 342. Did I receive a telegram?

Ah.

I win, finally.

Your turn.

You're right, I lose. Fair is fair.

Oh, yes, sorry. I would like to answer that telegram.

Dearest Anna, I send you all my love, I send you my

heart, and you send me the cops.

What kind of a person are you?

I still love you anyway, and I'll wait for you at La Torre Bianca.

Please come. I know we can be happy together.

If not, just kill me.

Yes, that's it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

What's wrong with everyone tonight? Telegram after telegram.

Yeah.

And you hear all that crap they write to each other?

Luigi.

What do you want now?

Wait a second.

Will you leave me alone, please?

I don't want to know from you.

What do you want? Take me with you.

You know, I really like you.

You're very kind. You're very nice.

But I love another woman.

I'm a different kind of man now. Try to understand.

Luigi, take me with you tonight.

I don't want to see you anymore.

And you're breaking my balls. You're breaking my balls.

I love you, too.

Don't think you've both won this game yet.

We're not finished, ladies. Far from it.

My clothes.

Give them back.

We

would

like to know if a Mr. Luigi has sent any telegrams.

Yes, he sent one tonight.

Could you tell us what was in it?

I'm sorry, miss, I can't. That type of information is strictly confidential.

Tell us, please.

I'm sorry, it's out of the question.

I'd lose my job.

Wait for me in the bar.

Why weren't you nice with my friend, huh?

Mm -hmm.

Of course, Chiara got the information, and Sophia understood that I really

you when the police were after me.

All my friends betrayed me, one after the other. For the

first time in my life, I doubt it.

Luigi?

Luigi?

Tell me, do you really love this woman?

Yes, I really do.

I love her very much. More than you can imagine.

She haunts me.

Sure she's not just an illusion.

I'm not an illusion.

You're a lady's man, Luigi, and I want you.

I'm yours.

I want you now.

For the last time.

You disgust me. I swear, I tried to resist.

I never thought I could fall so madly in love with someone like you.

You represent everything that I used to loathe.

No, your friends didn't betray you. Neither Olivia nor Sophia.

Poor Sophia. She was in such despair.

She was determined to give you away.

Is Max home?

Some people call me by that name.

Don't we know each other?

I came... I came here to speak to you.

It's very dangerous to trespass on private property.

I know, but what I have to say is confidential.

Well, now that you're here, sit down.

The person you're looking for... Go on.

It's about... Go on, Pat.

No. I had better not say anything. Listen to me now.

A trespasser?

I'll tell the police to come over.

The young lady's my guest, okay?

Let me handle this myself.

Now, leave us alone.

Don't think I don't know your game.

You see?

Don't worry.

I'm not so bad. I want to help you. I really do.

I've been rejected by the love of my life. I'm sure it's the same for you.

How did you know?

Oh, I can see it in your eyes.

You and I are very much alike. Really?

Fate has brought us together.

I need tenderness and affection.

What sign are you?

Libra. I knew it. We were made for one another. You and I.

Betrayal or not, the cops still managed to find me.

Why are you following me like a little dog? But I thought I could be useful.

Idiot, get back to the car.

To the car?

You heard, and stay there, okay?

I'll check over there.

Hold it.

Sit down and don't move.

If you don't want your brains blown out.

What are you doing?

Shut up.

I ask the questions around here.

Where's Terentia? I don't know.

Terentia's run away.

Good riddance, too.

You think you're smart, is that it?

Now, tell me what you know.

I don't know anything.

Out of the way.

Those two harpies got me thrown in jail anyway.

And I remained three months without hearing from you.

I started writing again.

I'd given up hope of finding my diary again, and I was hurt by your attitude.

You're Anna, aren't you?

Yeah, what's it to you?

You stole my guy, you gotta pay for it.

Who the hell do you think you are anyway?

Why don't you both go fuck off?

Because of you, Luigi's in jail. You hurt my girlfriend.

What are you talking about?

What kind of game is this?

You mind telling me what happened?

Let her go.

Is he really in jail?

Can you do something for him?

I think I can.

I owe him something. I was jealous.

All right, we'll help him, but we don't owe him anything.

You know, I loved him too.

I waited for you ever since I was released two days ago. I knew you would

And yesterday at last.

Anna?

Luigi.

You scared me.

It's been a long time.

I know.

But it seems like our love...

existed only on paper.

It's all right.

Our love is what made me keep on writing.

I don't know, but I think you ought to have this back now, Anna.

Thank you.

I've got your money in my car.

Forgiveness is all that I ask.

You have mine.

It's part friends.

I'm sorry for all the trouble I gave you.

I learned so much from you.

Really.

Goodbye, Luigi.

Goodbye, Anna.

Wait, Anna!

I found you and I found myself.

This diary ends here.

I'm going to leave it where it belongs.

On a dusty shelf in my childhood home in Scotland.

I'll be devoted to you for as long as I live.

I'm another man now, fulfilled thanks to you. I'll never be the same, but I

still have these nightmares.

I can cure you if you'll let me.

And then I can be yours and yours only.

Please, Anna.

Hello, Luigi.

Why did you drop me?

Come on.

How could you have done it?

No, no. I'm dying of thirst. Give me something to drink.

Thirsty, are you?

Sorry.

There's the bastard.

You wanted it?

Got it now.

No, no, no, no, no.

I'll take care of Luigi.

Oh,

please.

No.

Water. Please, water.

No, no, no, no

Let

me

go

I don't want...

I don't...

Let me take care of it.

What have they done to you, Luigi?

You want to make love to me?

What are you doing with my wife?

You must have told her.

No, no.

Do you like my wife?

Calm down. It was only a nightmare.

Calm down.

Calm down.

Everything's okay.

I'm with you now.

All your life you ran after sex and seduction. That's all you thought about.

Now you have to endure it until it's disgusting.

Now Luigi, you're finally ready.