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Ladies and gentlemen,
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please welcome
movie star extraordinaire
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Vic Edwards!
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I think people are always fascinated
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about how... how people
get into movies.
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I gather your first screen test
was a fair-sized experience.
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Yeah, it was. My, uh...
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My screen test was, uh...
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sad and funny. I hope it's funny.
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I went into 20th Century Fox
on an interview.
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First guy said,
"You have a very good face,"
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and he said, "We'd like to do
a screen test of you."
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Then I thought,
"Man, I'm gonna be a star."
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So on the day of the screen test,
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I'm gonna get a haircut.
So I duck into this barbershop
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at 7:00 in the morning
and I say to the guy, uh...
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"Give me a haircut and shave."
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I'd never had a shave
in a barbershop before.
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And the guy
had never given one before.
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And, uh, he gave me
the worst haircut
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you've ever seen in your life.
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And then he...
There was cuts all over my face.
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And I had pieces of toilet paper
pasted all on my face.
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That was my test. And I wondered
why they didn't sign me
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for a seven year contract.
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That was my introduction
to, uh, the movies.
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Yeah.
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Squanto.
Squanto Edwards.
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Well, his kidneys
are completely shutting down.
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He's not responding
to the diuretics anymore.
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And we had to take him off
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the ACE inhibitors
for his heart disease
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because it's making
his kidney damage worse.
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His body is basically poisoning itself.
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I mean, he's 15,
so he's not really a candidate
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for something more aggressive
like a transplant.
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What would you do,
if it was your dog?
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I'm afraid we're out of options.
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I'd have to let him go.
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Yes.
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Well...
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Do you mind if I...
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say goodbye to him alone?
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Yeah, of course. We'll give you
a minute to say goodbye.
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Eh...
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Whew...
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Mmm.
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Customer service
at the deli, please.
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Customer service at the deli.
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Late in the fourth quarter.
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They've had a lot of success
with the shotgun formation, Brian.
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Sure have.
It took a while to get near him.
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Thompson is in the backfield.
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Shotgun formation. Snap is off.
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Toss to the far side. He's got room.
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In for the touchdown!
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- Nice view, huh?
- Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.
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I always loved yoga.
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Oh, yeah. Thinking I'm having,
uh, palpitations.
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Mmm.
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Say, Vic, did you hear
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that JJerry Renner died yesterday?
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Oh, that's too bad.
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Yeah, he was a nice guy.
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No, he wasn't.
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He was a putz.
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Oh, here.
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Forgot to show you this.
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This was sent to me.
What do you think?
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I don't know
how they got my address,
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but they sent it to me.
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This is the International
Nashville Film Festival.
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You're being honored.
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"This year is being dedicated
to honoring you
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and your impressive body of work.
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It's about time."
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- Ah, so what?
- "We would like to invite you
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to join us for a retrospective
of some of your greatest films
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followed by a gala ceremony
where you'll be presented
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with our prestigious
Lifetime Achievement Award."
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Look who the previous winners are:
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Robert De Niro, Jack Nicholson,
and Clint Eastwood.
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And it says here
all expenses are paid.
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That's a country music town,
that's not a film town.
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No, no, no, no.
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Nashville has become very hip.
Very hip.
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Well, that's what I'm worried about.
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My hip.
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Sitting on an airplane
for too long a time,
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what if I get a clot in my butt?
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Look, I've heard of this film festival
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and I know
this is a prestigious award.
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I don't think you'll get a clot
in your butt.
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Look, I'm just saying if you don't go,
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you're a bigger asshole
than I ever thought.
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Oh, well, I guess you would know.
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You've made
such great career moves.
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Nice. Schmuck.
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Good morning!
And where are we off to today?
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- Nashville.
- Nashville, huh?
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That's a great live music town.
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You gonna kick those heels up
a little bit?
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Well, a very little bit. There you go.
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- Thank you, Mr. Edwards.
- Mm-hmm.
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There you are. Okay.
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I'm gonna have to ask you
to get in this line over here
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'cause this one
is for first class passengers only.
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Holy cow. But I am first class.
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Yeah? Then why the hell
are there pictures of you two
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hugging and laughing
all over her Facebook page?
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Oh, bullshit!
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Don't tell me I'm being irrational.
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You told me you were going there
with Andrew and you lied.
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It's just a simple fact.
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If you're just friends, then why lie?
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Oh, you're so full of shit.
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You must think I'm the biggest
idiot on the planet.
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Look, I can't talk about this
right now. I'm working.
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I do, too, have a job.
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I'm picking up some old asshole
for my brother.
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I don't know who it is.
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I mean, what, do you think
I Googled him or some shit?
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- Oh, what?
- Hi. I'm Vic Edwards.
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- Oh, Mr. Edwards.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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I... I have to call you back.
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- Hello, Mr. Edwards.
- Hi.
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Um, welcome to Nashville.
How was your flight?
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Was it delayed? I mean,
I've been waiting here forever.
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You've been waiting here
forever my ass.
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Now where is my limo?
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I don't know anything about a limo.
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- Really?
- But I'm Lil McDougal,
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your personal assistant
and chauffeur
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for the duration of the weekend.
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We're off to a great start, aren't we?
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Bjorn, shut up. I'm working.
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- Come on!
- Hmm?
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Sorry. Sorry. Come on. Let's go.
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All right.
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We'll get you checked into the hotel
but there's no time to relax.
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Gotta get to the film festival
in time for the opening ceremony
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- and you're running late already.
- Whose fault is that?
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This is an upgrade?
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What's wrong with it?
Look, it's got a kitchen.
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This is a kitchen?
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Are you familiar with the term
"false advertising"?
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Yeah.
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Well, I was promised
first class accommodations.
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I've got a good mind to have you
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take me back to the airport
right now.
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It's like I'm on Candid Camera.
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Is this really a film festival?
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Dude, there's a film festival,
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and if you don't like
your accommodations
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because they don't measure up
to your big Hollywood expectations,
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don't gripe to me.
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I'm just your assistant
because I'm the one with the car.
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Take it up with my brother.
It's his stupid film festival.
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- I'll meet you in the lobby.
- You call that a lobby?
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Your key. Really?
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I've seen phone booths
that were bigger than that.
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See you soon. Can't hear you.
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Yeah, right, right, right.
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What a shithole.
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Don't be crazy.
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You're there already. Just enjoy it.
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Enjoy it?
You should see this rat hole.
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It smells like piss and Pine-Sol.
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Well, you should feel
right at home, then.
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Those boutique hotels
are always small
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but they're very hip.
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There's nothing hip or boutique
about this place.
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And my assistant, my God.
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She's just a basket case on wheels.
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Oh, just relax, Vic.
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It's one lousy weekend
and you'll get to the festival,
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everybody will spoil you.
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You'll feel like a big shot.
How bad can it be?
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De Niro, Clint.
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There must be something to it.
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I guarantee you Clint
didn't stay in this shithole.
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Oh, stop it.
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I'll talk to you later.
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I'm sorry about that.
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You are such an asshole!
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Well, I was just sitting here
and the book was here...
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I'm not talking to you.
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No, I am talking to you, Bjorn.
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Shut up for a second.
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I'm on the phone, Mr. Edwards.
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Yes, I can see that.
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Hello?
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Bjorn?
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Hello? Damn it!
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What the hell is this?
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This is the festival.
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But it's a bar.
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Yes. So what?
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There he is.
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Oh, my gosh. Mr. Edwards.
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I can't believe it. Oh, my gosh.
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Vic Edwards!
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Oh, man, I... I can't tell you
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how excited we are
to have you here.
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I'm Doug McDougal. We spoke
on the phone, remember?
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- Yeah. How are you?
- I'm so good.
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I can't tell you what it means to us
that you're here. We're such fans.
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Let me introduce you
to my partner, Shane McAvoy.
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We have been best friends
since birth,
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so the first time
I saw any of your films,
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it was with this guy right here.
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- Really? Wow.
- Yeah.
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Mr. Edwards, sir, your films
have influenced me greatly.
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Your performance
in Siege at the Alamo
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was a revelation of gradation
and dynamism and nuance.
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Gradation, dynamism, nuance?
Sounds like a law firm.
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Seriously, I get choked up
even just thinking about that scene
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where you're cradling
the dying Robert Mitchum.
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And you say, "Mr. Crockett, sir,
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it's been my privilege
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defending Texas
side by side with you."
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All right, wrap it up, Shane.
This is Stuart.
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He's a local filmmaker
here in Nashville.
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He actually shot all the promos
for the festival that play online.
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Did you get a chance
to catch any of those yet?
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No, I haven't, but I will.
What time do they come on?
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It's like I'm on Carson.
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Mr. Edwards,
it is the greatest honor of my life
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to be seeing you through
my viewfinder right now.
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I'm making a documentary
about this historic event.
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And, of course,
you know my sister Lil,
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who, in addition to being
your personal assistant
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for the weekend, is an artist.
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She actually made the logo
for the festival.
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Well, she was very handy.
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Well, she's been called worse.
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Uh, let's get you over
to the red carpet.
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So what is he like?
What'd you guys talk about?
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Did he tell you any stories?
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Oh, yeah. It was great.
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He told me how much
he hated the coach ticket
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and how much he hated the hotel
and how much he hated my car.
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And that the film festival's in a bar.
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Yeah, he's a total dick.
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I have no idea what you guys
are so obsessed with.
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Maybe we should watch
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some of his movies together
sometime.
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Yeah, I got to be
honest with you, Shane.
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I'm dealing with some shit
with Bjorn right now,
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so could you just run along?
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I'm not asking you on a date.
I'm just saying that...
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Yeah, that's great. Thanks.
253
00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:31,162
- Vic, you were great!
- Welcome to Nashville!
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00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,786
- I'm sorry to, um...
- Who's that?
255
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:36,750
Mr. Edwards,
it's so nice to meet you.
256
00:21:36,836 --> 00:21:39,250
I'm a huge fan.
My dad loves your movies.
257
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:22,881
Okay, now, Mr. Edwards,
if we could, right this way.
258
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:24,708
- Okay.
- I'd like to introduce you
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to our social media director
and my better half.
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00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,423
- This is my girlfriend, Faith.
- Hi, Faith.
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00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:33,884
Hi. Wow.
It's so exciting to meet you.
262
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:37,186
All Doug keeps talking about
is Vic Edwards, Vic Edwards.
263
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,353
And FYI, on Instagram,
Snapchat and Pinterest,
264
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:41,853
my name is FaithVonAwesome
265
00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:44,230
but on Twitter, it's Faith,
underscore, VonAwesome.
266
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,438
Someone else beat me to it.
But that's okay.
267
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:48,067
And our Vines are hilarious.
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00:22:48,157 --> 00:22:50,490
And our Facebook page
already has, like, 200 likes,
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00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:52,538
so just feel free
to just invite all your friends.
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And, FYI, we've got a few
hashtags going: hashtag INFF,
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hashtag Nashfilm,
hashtag ViclnNashville.
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00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:02,162
So just feel free to hashtag away
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00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:04,167
on any of your pics
that you post, okay?
274
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,380
- Thank you.
- Can I get you a drink?
275
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:09,881
Yeah, I'll have a whiskey.
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00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:12,305
- Aye, aye, sir. Okay.
- Okay.
277
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:15,098
All right, Faith, actually,
just bring it on into the theater.
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00:23:15,184 --> 00:23:16,517
Um, we've got to get going.
279
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:18,435
We've got a lot of movies
to get through
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before the big awards ceremony
Sunday.
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The screening room
right around here.
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There's actually a lot
of local contest winners
283
00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:25,730
and fans that are already
in there, waiting.
284
00:23:26,529 --> 00:23:28,145
Excuse me. Pardon me.
285
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,731
He's here.
286
00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:56,973
All right. Thank you, everybody,
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00:23:57,060 --> 00:24:00,680
for coming to the fifth annual
International Nashville Film Festival.
288
00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:02,638
Yeah.
289
00:24:05,818 --> 00:24:08,105
You know, we've been doing this
for a number of years now,
290
00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:11,655
but I have to say, it's never been
more exciting for me
291
00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:14,404
than this year because we have
with us our guest of honor,
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the number one box office star
for five years in a row.
293
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,454
- Six.
- Six. I'm sorry.
294
00:24:19,540 --> 00:24:21,373
- That's all right.
- Six years in a row.
295
00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:24,243
Tennessee's favorite son,
movie star extraordinaire.
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00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:26,250
Everybody, give it up
for Mr. Vic Edwards.
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00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,961
So, Vic, the opening movie
of the festival tonight
298
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is your 1961 classic
Nine Lives to Kathmandu,
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00:24:37,558 --> 00:24:39,346
for which the Hollywood
Critics Association
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00:24:39,435 --> 00:24:41,347
awarded you
Best Newcomer of the year.
301
00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:43,888
That's the only time
I ever agreed with the critics.
302
00:24:46,777 --> 00:24:49,190
Oh, thank you. One second.
303
00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:55,741
Oh. All right.
304
00:24:58,122 --> 00:24:59,784
Thank you.
305
00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:03,207
So, yeah, Vic, like I said,
if you have any stories or anecdotes
306
00:25:03,292 --> 00:25:05,955
about the making of that film,
I think we'd all love to hear 'em.
307
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:07,252
I have a question.
308
00:25:07,338 --> 00:25:09,422
Please save any questions
for the Q&A after the film.
309
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:12,549
Well, Kathmandu was a B-picture,
310
00:25:12,635 --> 00:25:15,423
which means
it didn't cost much to make.
311
00:25:15,513 --> 00:25:17,550
Somehow, it shot right to the top.
312
00:25:18,057 --> 00:25:20,892
One minute, uh,
I was a two-bit stuntman
313
00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:22,344
and the next minute,
314
00:25:22,895 --> 00:25:24,261
I was the toast of the town.
315
00:25:24,355 --> 00:25:26,096
Hollywood can do that.
316
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,891
Wants to build you up,
317
00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:30,233
they can do it fast.
318
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:33,396
And if they want you
to crash and burn,
319
00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:34,901
they do that even faster.
320
00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:36,608
Speaking of stunts, it is true
321
00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:39,152
that you doubled Burt Lancaster
in Gunfight at the OK Corral?
322
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:42,535
Dammit, Shane. I said
no questions till the Q&A.
323
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,491
That's all right.
Nobody doubled Burt.
324
00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:48,624
But I did double somebody
in that picture,
325
00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:50,204
and that was Rhonda Fleming.
326
00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:56,298
I had to fall off a horse in a dress.
327
00:25:56,387 --> 00:25:59,050
All right. I don't know if it's gonna
get a lot better than that
328
00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:00,847
so let's begin the festival.
329
00:26:17,366 --> 00:26:19,904
Yeah!
330
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,074
Excuse me.
331
00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:07,866
No, I've given you everything
and you still cheat on me!
332
00:27:09,627 --> 00:27:11,836
You cheated on me!
I've given you everything!
333
00:27:11,922 --> 00:27:14,025
- I didn't have sex with her.
- You didn't have sex with her,
334
00:27:14,048 --> 00:27:15,692
- you still cheated on me.
- Give me a break.
335
00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,945
Look at you, wearing these shorts
with your ass hanging out
336
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:19,614
with that stupid idiot
at this stupid place.
337
00:27:19,637 --> 00:27:21,825
Stupid... What place?
You're always screwing my friends!
338
00:27:21,848 --> 00:27:24,307
- I don't mean to.
- You're an asshole!
339
00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:25,724
- Get out of the way!
- Ahhh!
340
00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:27,051
You're a downer, all right?
341
00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:29,729
You're the one
who cheated on me! I hate you!
342
00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:31,897
You can't do this! How dare you?
343
00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:33,941
After everything!
344
00:27:49,625 --> 00:27:52,163
You got shit taste for men,
you know that?
345
00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:55,246
Yeah? Tell me about it.
346
00:27:55,339 --> 00:27:57,423
Next time some guy
gives you a hard time,
347
00:27:57,509 --> 00:28:00,626
just jab him in the throat,
right in the Adam's apple,
348
00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:02,553
you know, with these four fingers.
349
00:28:02,638 --> 00:28:06,053
Right there. He won't talk
for quite a few days.
350
00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:07,974
Yeah, well, it's not some guy.
351
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,140
It's Bjorn, my boyfriend.
352
00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:13,807
Well, ex-boyfriend now.
353
00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:16,608
- Bjorn?
- It's Swedish.
354
00:28:16,694 --> 00:28:18,856
I know. It's Swedish for "shit".
355
00:28:18,946 --> 00:28:21,233
Has he ever put his hands
on you before?
356
00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:24,817
You know, whatever.
I mean, he has to date me
357
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:26,198
and I'm crazy, so.
358
00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:29,454
Ah. So it's your fault?
359
00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,040
'Cause you're crazy.
360
00:28:32,376 --> 00:28:34,117
Yeah, you know what?
You don't get anything.
361
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,412
And I don't need psychoanalysis
362
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:38,713
from some has-been actor
from Hollywood.
363
00:28:38,799 --> 00:28:41,884
And speaking of Hollywood,
why the hell are you even here?
364
00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:44,711
Well, I'm only here because
365
00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:47,263
Clint and Jack
and Bobby De Niro all came.
366
00:28:48,602 --> 00:28:50,058
- Clint Eastwood?
- Mm-hmm.
367
00:28:50,144 --> 00:28:51,635
- Jack Nicholson?
- Yeah.
368
00:28:52,021 --> 00:28:53,683
Yeah. Mr. Edwards,
369
00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:55,981
this is the International
Nashville Film Festival,
370
00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:58,605
not the Nashville
International Film Festival.
371
00:28:58,694 --> 00:29:01,438
That's the big one. Yeah.
Those guys never came here.
372
00:29:01,530 --> 00:29:04,615
Said on the invite they all won
the same award that I'm getting.
373
00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:07,943
My brother invited them.
He just never got a response.
374
00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:10,529
In the four years
he's been running it,
375
00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:14,709
you are the only one
stupid enough to show up.
376
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:16,921
Huh.
377
00:29:41,654 --> 00:29:43,270
All right, huh?
378
00:29:48,494 --> 00:29:51,453
Ladies and gentlemen, Vic Edwards.
379
00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:56,791
Where's Vic?
380
00:29:56,877 --> 00:30:00,086
Uh, okay. Vic must be
in the bathroom or something.
381
00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:01,813
Everybody sit tight.
I'm gonna go get him.
382
00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:03,419
I'll be right back. Come on.
383
00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:16,846
- Hey, where's Vic?
- I don't know. He left.
384
00:30:17,398 --> 00:30:18,559
What do you mean he left?
385
00:30:19,442 --> 00:30:22,230
He got up and walked out the door.
386
00:30:22,778 --> 00:30:25,020
Well, why didn't you come
get me at least or something?
387
00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:27,656
And interrupt the movie? God forbid.
388
00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:30,821
Dammit, Lil.
389
00:30:32,538 --> 00:30:34,121
- Vic!
- Mr. Edwards.
390
00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:36,414
He wants to be called Vic. Vic!
391
00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:42,250
- Oh, my God.
- Holy shit. That's awesome.
392
00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:45,505
- Come on, boy. Come on.
- Holy shit.
393
00:30:46,260 --> 00:30:47,342
Dammit.
394
00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:50,221
Here you go. Yee-hyah.
395
00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:51,638
Vic.
396
00:30:51,724 --> 00:30:53,932
Hey, Vic.
397
00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:58,480
- Um, Vic, you okay?
- Come on, big boy. Up, Silver.
398
00:31:01,067 --> 00:31:02,183
Everything all right?
399
00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:04,064
Of course I'm all right, goddammit.
400
00:31:04,153 --> 00:31:08,818
Look at me. I'm riding like
a son-of-a-bitch.
401
00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:11,241
Go, baby. Yee-haw.
402
00:31:11,327 --> 00:31:13,694
You know what my first job
in movies was?
403
00:31:14,538 --> 00:31:15,619
Falling off a horse.
404
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:19,121
Great. Uh, what do you say
we go do the Q&A, huh?
405
00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,953
- He's sloshed, man.
- Shut up.
406
00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:24,914
I am not sloshed.
407
00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:27,298
Anybody could fall off a horse,
408
00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:30,674
but a good stuntman can do it
and get up and be okay.
409
00:31:30,763 --> 00:31:32,505
And that is the art.
410
00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:36,429
Oh. Awesome. Good to know.
411
00:31:36,519 --> 00:31:39,182
Stuntmen never get
the glory they deserve.
412
00:31:39,271 --> 00:31:41,480
I was always envious of 'em.
413
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,432
I should have stayed a stuntman.
414
00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:45,689
Maybe. Coulda, shoulda, right?
415
00:31:45,778 --> 00:31:48,145
You know, these would
actually be great anecdotes
416
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,730
to tell at the... at the Q&A.
417
00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:51,737
If you want... If you want
to head back inside.
418
00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:54,944
When I was starting out,
all they made were westerns.
419
00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:57,701
I didn't know a damn thing
about Hollywood,
420
00:31:57,790 --> 00:31:59,656
but I did know how to ride a horse.
421
00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:01,959
So I snuck on the Paramount lot,
422
00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:04,583
and when I heard they were
shooting a Hoppy movie,
423
00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:05,959
I walked up to the guy,
424
00:32:06,048 --> 00:32:08,290
shouting the loudest and I said,
425
00:32:08,384 --> 00:32:10,798
"I'm the new stuntman."
426
00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:14,259
Next thing I know,
I'm dressed like an Injun,
427
00:32:14,348 --> 00:32:19,309
riding a caramel stallion
across the Paramount ranch.
428
00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:22,263
And then I hear my cue. Bang!
429
00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:25,307
And you know what I did then?
430
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:28,648
Fell off the horse.
431
00:32:29,321 --> 00:32:32,359
Bet I could still do it. Yell "Bang."
432
00:32:33,367 --> 00:32:34,367
I'm sorry, what?
433
00:32:34,411 --> 00:32:35,992
Yell "Bang."
434
00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:38,494
Bang.
435
00:32:38,582 --> 00:32:40,243
Oh, my God.
436
00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:44,000
Very good, guys.
437
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,371
Careful, Vic.
438
00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:47,998
Oh, shit.
439
00:32:48,090 --> 00:32:50,173
Ladies and gentlemen, Vic Edwards.
440
00:33:06,942 --> 00:33:10,152
Okay, as promised,
Vic is gonna do a short Q&A.
441
00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:12,069
Vic, your co-star in Kathmandu
442
00:33:12,156 --> 00:33:14,193
was the lovely and talented
Virginia Donovan.
443
00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:15,865
The studio PR department
at the time
444
00:33:15,951 --> 00:33:17,317
played you guys up as an item.
445
00:33:17,412 --> 00:33:20,746
Was there any truth to that rumor,
or was that just Hollywood hype?
446
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:22,663
No, I banged her brains out.
447
00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:27,583
But the rumors that
we were dating was bullshit.
448
00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:29,038
Look, I'll give it to you straight
449
00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,545
because I'm too old
to give you any crap.
450
00:33:31,634 --> 00:33:34,594
When you're famous,
everybody wants to screw you.
451
00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:35,759
Hmm.
452
00:33:35,846 --> 00:33:38,088
So I porked about
every starlet in Hollywood.
453
00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:39,298
Every cover girl.
454
00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:41,599
Every cute extra.
Every hot waitress.
455
00:33:41,685 --> 00:33:45,054
There was one makeup girl
on the set of No Can Do,
456
00:33:45,147 --> 00:33:47,184
what a set of bonkers there.
457
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:50,188
They should have declared
national treasures.
458
00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:54,271
Probably look like saggy socks
over the menorah now, but...
459
00:33:54,865 --> 00:33:56,573
What was the question again?
460
00:33:58,994 --> 00:34:02,032
Uh... All right. Any other questions?
461
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,123
Yes, Shane.
462
00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:05,915
Um, at the onset of your career,
463
00:34:06,001 --> 00:34:07,788
you were known as an actor's actor.
464
00:34:07,878 --> 00:34:09,335
You even studied with Stella Adler.
465
00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:10,878
Yeah. Bitch.
466
00:34:11,465 --> 00:34:13,128
You were compared
to Brando, even.
467
00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:14,708
But somewhere along the way,
468
00:34:14,802 --> 00:34:17,045
you started choosing to do
more action-y films
469
00:34:17,137 --> 00:34:18,423
instead of the character pieces.
470
00:34:18,764 --> 00:34:19,675
Why is that?
471
00:34:19,766 --> 00:34:23,054
And is it true that you turned down
Serpico for Johnny Speedway?
472
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,501
Well, you know,
it's getting kind of late.
473
00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:31,141
We got a big day tomorrow
so I think maybe, um...
474
00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:32,601
You know, but he's... he's right.
475
00:34:32,695 --> 00:34:34,733
Pacino, De Niro, Brando.
476
00:34:35,864 --> 00:34:37,356
They picked the right ones.
477
00:34:38,659 --> 00:34:39,992
Bad choices.
478
00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:46,956
Bad choices.
479
00:34:55,969 --> 00:34:58,302
Well, I think, uh, I speak for all of us
480
00:34:58,387 --> 00:35:01,130
when I say that you definitely
made the right choices
481
00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:02,931
'cause we love all your films, right?
482
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:07,846
Yeah.
483
00:35:09,023 --> 00:35:10,356
Speaking of De Niro,
484
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:14,353
you sold me a bill of goods,
you little asshole.
485
00:35:14,445 --> 00:35:15,777
I'm sorry, what?
486
00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:18,981
Well, you let me believe
that Clint and Bobby and JJack
487
00:35:19,074 --> 00:35:21,282
all came on to accept
their awards here.
488
00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:23,201
And they never been here.
489
00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:25,951
I never said they came here,
to be clear.
490
00:35:26,373 --> 00:35:29,161
Uh, I just said we had
given them the awards.
491
00:35:29,501 --> 00:35:31,619
What are you trying to do,
humiliate me?
492
00:35:31,713 --> 00:35:33,750
Cannes. That was a film festival.
493
00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:36,547
Venice, that was a film festival.
494
00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:41,596
But this is just a bunch of losers
watching movies in their basement.
495
00:35:47,436 --> 00:35:49,804
Screw it.
496
00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:54,023
Holy shit!
497
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,155
All righty, Vic, nighty night.
498
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,952
Lil's gonna be here at noon
to pick you up.
499
00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:12,251
We'll go get some
famous Nashville barbecue
500
00:36:12,336 --> 00:36:14,545
and then we got a big day
of screenings tomorrow.
501
00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:17,465
When you show a movie
on a theater screen,
502
00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:19,211
it's a screening.
503
00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:22,045
But when you project a movie
on the wall,
504
00:36:22,137 --> 00:36:23,969
it's pathetic.
505
00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:25,951
You know, we're just starting out.
506
00:36:25,974 --> 00:36:28,717
We're doing the best we can
with the money that we have.
507
00:36:28,811 --> 00:36:31,179
Your whole stupid
little festival is a joke.
508
00:36:31,271 --> 00:36:33,137
I get it now.
509
00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:36,896
The joke's on me.
You guys are messing with me.
510
00:36:37,653 --> 00:36:39,896
No, no, Mr. Edwards.
It's nothing like that.
511
00:36:39,989 --> 00:36:42,856
Put it on the YouTube and
the whole world will laugh at it.
512
00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:44,112
Vic, we're your biggest fans.
513
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:45,818
We would never do
anything like that.
514
00:36:45,911 --> 00:36:47,949
Uh-huh.
Well, that's why this asshole's
515
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,201
following me around
with that camera.
516
00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:52,577
Get that out of my face.
517
00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:54,001
No, no, Mr. Edwards. Mr. Edwards.
518
00:36:54,086 --> 00:36:55,248
Mr. Edwards, please.
519
00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:56,748
No, no, Vic, Vic, please.
520
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,253
It's a liability thing.
I don't think we should fight.
521
00:37:12,646 --> 00:37:13,646
You're a jerk.
522
00:37:14,148 --> 00:37:16,766
- Doug!
- No. No, Shane.
523
00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:19,146
I've had it. I mean,
he just broke Stuart's camera.
524
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,353
You want to know the real reason
we brought you here?
525
00:37:21,447 --> 00:37:23,440
Yes, because I'm stupid enough
to come.
526
00:37:23,532 --> 00:37:27,072
Because we're fans, okay?
Because we love your movies.
527
00:37:27,161 --> 00:37:28,994
Because we think
you're a great actor.
528
00:37:29,496 --> 00:37:30,657
And we save all our money
529
00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:32,393
and we throw
this film festival every year.
530
00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:35,125
And, yeah, maybe some aspects
of it are a little low-rent.
531
00:37:35,210 --> 00:37:36,688
- A little?
- But I was really excited
532
00:37:36,713 --> 00:37:37,713
when you agreed to come.
533
00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:39,538
Now I wish
that I hadn't even invited you
534
00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:40,860
because you're ruining
the whole thing.
535
00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:42,920
I wish you'd never invited me either.
536
00:37:43,010 --> 00:37:44,092
Well, I did!
537
00:37:45,179 --> 00:37:47,045
And you're here, so...
538
00:37:47,931 --> 00:37:48,931
tough titty.
539
00:37:49,559 --> 00:37:51,721
- Ah.
- All right, look.
540
00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:55,099
We've got a big day tomorrow,
"showings" of your movies,
541
00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:56,976
so just suck it up, okay?
542
00:37:57,065 --> 00:37:58,931
I'm so sorry you've got
to spend the weekend
543
00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:00,427
being loved
and adored by everybody.
544
00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:01,773
How... How terrible.
545
00:38:02,362 --> 00:38:06,322
Nighty-night, guys.
Out. Out. Bye-bye.
546
00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:09,697
- Out! Bye-bye.
- All right.
547
00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:17,367
Wow. That's a whole new breed
of crazy.
548
00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,003
Shut up, Shane.
549
00:38:22,257 --> 00:38:24,750
I'm... I'm so sorry
about your camera.
550
00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:26,710
It's all right, man, it's the school's.
551
00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:27,840
They insure it.
552
00:38:28,847 --> 00:38:32,181
Man, I told you the wording
on that invitation was deceiving.
553
00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:38,351
He must be
a really unhappy person.
554
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:41,525
I heard he could be kind of
an a-hole but that was nuts.
555
00:38:43,445 --> 00:38:46,063
I guess artists
are just emotional creatures.
556
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,693
Tortured souls.
557
00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:50,429
But, I mean, what's there
even to be unhappy about?
558
00:38:50,452 --> 00:38:52,284
He's Vic Edwards, for Christ's sake.
559
00:38:52,371 --> 00:38:54,784
He's made love
to so many beautiful women.
560
00:40:14,661 --> 00:40:15,697
Hmm.
561
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,494
Get over here, Vic.
562
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,202
Huh?
563
00:40:29,052 --> 00:40:30,213
Hello.
564
00:40:30,302 --> 00:40:32,215
You just gonna stand there, Vic?
565
00:40:32,304 --> 00:40:34,592
Just gonna stand there, Vic?
566
00:40:34,681 --> 00:40:36,264
Get over here, Vic.
567
00:40:39,353 --> 00:40:40,936
I love you, Vic.
568
00:40:43,690 --> 00:40:45,306
Get over here, Vic.
569
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,768
You just gonna stand there, Vic?
570
00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:48,943
Get over here, Vic.
571
00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:17,641
Hello?
572
00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:19,641
Please tell me you're with Vic.
573
00:41:19,726 --> 00:41:21,934
- Who?
- Dammit, Lil.
574
00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:23,762
Are you still asleep?
I can't believe you.
575
00:41:23,856 --> 00:41:25,722
Oh, shit. Shit, shit, shit.
576
00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:28,934
You were supposed to pick Vic up
at the motel 10 minutes ago.
577
00:41:29,027 --> 00:41:32,442
Yeah, well, that's funny,
because I am almost at the motel.
578
00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:33,864
Beep your horn.
579
00:41:33,949 --> 00:41:35,565
- Hmm?
- Prove to me you're in your car.
580
00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:37,070
Honk your horn.
581
00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:39,777
Oh, shut up, Doug.
I'll be there in, like, 15 minutes.
582
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:48,496
- Mmm.
- Cut it out, Bjorn.
583
00:41:48,588 --> 00:41:49,795
I have to get to work.
584
00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:51,748
- You have to get to work?
- Yes, I do.
585
00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:54,130
What is that?
Driving some old man around?
586
00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:57,007
Can he not wait 15 minutes?
587
00:41:57,097 --> 00:41:58,929
Quit looking
so pleased with yourself.
588
00:41:59,016 --> 00:42:00,507
I'm still pissed at you.
589
00:42:00,601 --> 00:42:02,467
You got a funny way of showing it.
590
00:42:02,561 --> 00:42:05,521
You didn't seem too pissed at me
a couple of hours ago.
591
00:42:05,606 --> 00:42:07,438
Okay, it's called a hate bone.
592
00:42:08,525 --> 00:42:10,391
You know you're cute
when you're angry.
593
00:42:13,780 --> 00:42:16,523
No, no. Don't do it.
594
00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:18,403
Oh, it's Doug again.
595
00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:20,405
Babe, babe, I really gotta go.
596
00:42:20,496 --> 00:42:23,284
I gotta go. Okay? Okay.
597
00:42:28,503 --> 00:42:31,541
Lock up when you leave, all right?
598
00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:32,918
Done.
599
00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:35,001
Jerk.
600
00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:36,460
Bye.
601
00:42:46,773 --> 00:42:49,981
Yes? Oh. Only 25 minutes late.
602
00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:52,547
Come on. Let's get to the restaurant.
The boys are all waiting.
603
00:42:52,612 --> 00:42:53,773
Really?
604
00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:55,903
What happened to your head?
605
00:42:55,989 --> 00:42:57,481
Eh...
606
00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:02,990
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's this?
607
00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:06,074
You're gonna take me to the airport
and I'm going back to LA.
608
00:43:06,751 --> 00:43:08,958
But what about Doug
and the film festival?
609
00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,331
Uh, what about them?
610
00:43:10,420 --> 00:43:13,914
In the grand tradition
of Nicholson and Eastwood,
611
00:43:14,007 --> 00:43:18,628
I will accept my Lifetime
Achievement Award in absentia.
612
00:43:20,556 --> 00:43:22,172
Suit yourself.
613
00:43:35,487 --> 00:43:37,023
So how's Bjorn?
614
00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:39,148
Wouldn't know.
615
00:43:41,827 --> 00:43:43,239
I see.
616
00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:47,289
I suppose you just gave yourself
that hickey on your neck, then.
617
00:43:50,961 --> 00:43:52,202
That was there before.
618
00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:54,538
No, it wasn't.
619
00:43:55,842 --> 00:43:58,208
You're a pretty nosy old guy,
aren't you?
620
00:43:58,302 --> 00:44:00,043
I don't know if nosy is the word.
621
00:44:00,137 --> 00:44:03,427
When you get to be my age,
there are clear cut delineations
622
00:44:03,516 --> 00:44:06,974
between what is acceptable
and what is unacceptable.
623
00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:10,938
What he did was unacceptable.
624
00:44:11,023 --> 00:44:12,480
Oh, I get it.
625
00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:15,731
So I guess your behavior
last night was acceptable.
626
00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:18,608
I mean, to be honest with you,
you're being pretty shitty.
627
00:44:18,697 --> 00:44:21,405
I could give two shits
about Doug's little film festival,
628
00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:24,735
but you are being very uncool.
629
00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:26,570
Well, that's life.
630
00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:29,914
He'll get over it.
631
00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:31,617
Are you always
this much of an asshole
632
00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:33,873
or just to lowly peons like us?
633
00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:37,206
No. I'm pretty much
always a big asshole.
634
00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:40,259
Wow, cool. Must be
so liberating to live your life
635
00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:42,380
not giving a shit about anybody
but yourself.
636
00:44:45,266 --> 00:44:47,552
Take the next exit, all right?
637
00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:50,844
Why? The airport's ahead.
638
00:44:51,396 --> 00:44:54,184
I can see that, but take the next exit.
639
00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:56,648
To Knoxville? It's a three hour drive.
640
00:44:56,735 --> 00:44:58,101
What time's your plane?
641
00:44:58,195 --> 00:44:59,527
I'll reschedule it.
642
00:44:59,614 --> 00:45:02,322
Okay. I can't just
up and go to Knoxville.
643
00:45:02,407 --> 00:45:03,739
I got things I gotta do.
644
00:45:03,826 --> 00:45:05,192
Bjorn can wait.
645
00:45:06,161 --> 00:45:10,030
I was promised an assistant
and a car for the whole weekend.
646
00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:12,581
There are things I gotta take care of.
647
00:45:14,336 --> 00:45:15,577
Now, go.
648
00:45:27,891 --> 00:45:29,884
Don't you think
you ought to slow down a little?
649
00:45:30,393 --> 00:45:32,760
We're liable to get pulled over.
650
00:45:32,855 --> 00:45:34,016
Cute.
651
00:45:37,693 --> 00:45:39,309
Goddamn son-of-a-bitch.
652
00:45:42,907 --> 00:45:44,106
Goddamn, it's a Texas Mountie.
653
00:45:44,157 --> 00:45:45,552
What the hell's he doing
in Arkansas?
654
00:45:45,576 --> 00:45:48,239
I think you better pull off
to the side, Vic.
655
00:45:48,329 --> 00:45:50,992
Well, let's just see
what he's got under the hood.
656
00:45:51,414 --> 00:45:52,871
Bye, bye, baby.
657
00:45:56,253 --> 00:45:57,085
Vic, take it easy.
658
00:45:57,170 --> 00:45:59,378
I may be old
but I'm not ready to die yet.
659
00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:11,724
What the hell's the matter with you?
660
00:46:11,811 --> 00:46:13,302
We could have been killed.
661
00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:16,057
You think you're gonna live forever?
662
00:46:16,148 --> 00:46:17,148
Uh-huh.
663
00:46:17,233 --> 00:46:20,476
Look, I know you think you've got it
all figured out right now.
664
00:46:20,568 --> 00:46:21,980
Well, I do some crazy things.
665
00:46:22,070 --> 00:46:24,858
Well, listen to me.
You're on a collision course.
666
00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:28,157
You're about to make
a lot of bad life decisions.
667
00:46:28,244 --> 00:46:29,735
Really?
668
00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:31,865
I can help you
before you throw it all away.
669
00:46:31,956 --> 00:46:33,036
Too late now!
670
00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:38,539
No!
671
00:46:39,422 --> 00:46:41,333
My current doctor
is better than most.
672
00:46:41,423 --> 00:46:44,461
I still get the freakouts
and the crying bouts
673
00:46:44,552 --> 00:46:46,760
for hours and hours on end
every once in a while.
674
00:46:46,846 --> 00:46:51,931
But I stopped having seizures
and I stopped cutting myself.
675
00:46:53,393 --> 00:46:54,804
Wow.
676
00:46:56,313 --> 00:46:58,021
Now I'm really depressed.
677
00:46:59,692 --> 00:47:01,273
It was really bad for a while.
678
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:04,068
I was convinced the only way out
was to kill myself.
679
00:47:04,155 --> 00:47:06,237
Kill yourself? Are you crazy?
680
00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:08,235
Yes. Haven't you been listening?
681
00:47:09,409 --> 00:47:12,902
Killing yourself is the most selfish
thing a person can do.
682
00:47:12,996 --> 00:47:15,034
Well, I didn't do it, did I?
683
00:47:15,123 --> 00:47:16,456
Well, don't.
684
00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:19,454
You know what's depressing?
685
00:47:20,503 --> 00:47:23,416
Growing old. That's depressing.
686
00:47:24,132 --> 00:47:26,590
- You know what your problem is?
- What?
687
00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:29,135
You need to lighten up
and appreciate what you've got.
688
00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:34,056
'Cause pretty soon, bang,
it passes you right by.
689
00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:37,135
- Oh, it's just that easy?
- Right.
690
00:47:37,228 --> 00:47:39,516
That is so ignorant.
691
00:47:39,606 --> 00:47:43,396
I'm not depressed.
I have depression.
692
00:47:43,485 --> 00:47:44,726
It's different.
693
00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:47,608
Having depression
is having a mental illness.
694
00:47:48,324 --> 00:47:50,657
- It has to be medicated.
- Bullshit.
695
00:47:50,742 --> 00:47:52,324
You gotta be a fighter.
696
00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:54,407
Things get you down,
697
00:47:54,496 --> 00:47:56,489
you pick yourself up
by your bootstraps
698
00:47:56,581 --> 00:47:58,664
and you just trudge forward.
699
00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:01,994
You're one to talk.
I see you popping pills all the time.
700
00:48:03,047 --> 00:48:05,880
That's because I'm in pain.
701
00:48:06,842 --> 00:48:09,003
Well, so am I.
702
00:48:09,469 --> 00:48:11,257
What are you taking for it?
703
00:48:13,681 --> 00:48:15,217
Well, I was on Abilify,
704
00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:17,425
which is a mood stabilizer
for bipolar disorder,
705
00:48:17,519 --> 00:48:20,353
but it felt like fireworks
were going off in my brain 24/7,
706
00:48:20,438 --> 00:48:21,771
so I tried Trileptal.
707
00:48:21,856 --> 00:48:23,768
But that caused me to sleep
for two solid weeks.
708
00:48:23,858 --> 00:48:26,646
And I was taking that with Lexapro,
which is an antidepressant,
709
00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:28,523
but that turns you into a fat zombie.
710
00:48:28,614 --> 00:48:30,592
And then I tried Zoloft,
which kills your sex drive,
711
00:48:30,615 --> 00:48:32,844
and that's just not gonna work.
Klonopin is an anti-anxiety,
712
00:48:32,867 --> 00:48:34,905
but that put me to sleep
for 10 hours, too.
713
00:48:34,994 --> 00:48:36,635
And Lamictal,
which is similar to Lithium,
714
00:48:36,704 --> 00:48:38,411
gave me a bad rash
all over my body,
715
00:48:38,498 --> 00:48:39,614
which was so not cute.
716
00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:41,436
Then they put me on Seroquel,
an antipsychotic,
717
00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:43,793
which also put me
into a deep sleep for hours on end.
718
00:48:43,878 --> 00:48:45,791
So they put me on Provigil,
which is a stimulant
719
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,963
that kept me up and focused,
which was good.
720
00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:49,757
In fact, I had to try
several stimulants
721
00:48:49,844 --> 00:48:51,460
before settling on Provigil.
722
00:48:51,554 --> 00:48:52,715
Adderall, Vyvanse,
723
00:48:52,804 --> 00:48:54,797
but those all make you act
like a coke addict.
724
00:48:54,889 --> 00:48:57,552
The Suboxone gave me
scary hallucinations
725
00:48:57,643 --> 00:48:59,554
and caused me to throw up
all over the house,
726
00:48:59,644 --> 00:49:01,306
which, like I said before,
is super cute.
727
00:49:01,396 --> 00:49:02,996
I'm currently on a cocktail of Provigil,
728
00:49:03,065 --> 00:49:04,726
Ativan, which is for anxiety,
729
00:49:04,817 --> 00:49:06,710
Prozac for my depression,
which helps clear the fog
730
00:49:06,735 --> 00:49:08,101
from my brain a little bit.
731
00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:10,152
And an enzyme patch,
which is an MAO inhibitor.
732
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,152
I mean, it helps but I can't
eat chocolate when I'm on it,
733
00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:15,108
which is depressing unto itself.
734
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,074
Can I help you?
735
00:49:23,293 --> 00:49:24,909
Should you be driving?
736
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,523
And we're here because...
737
00:50:29,777 --> 00:50:32,610
Because that's where I grew up.
738
00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:37,023
We drove three hours
739
00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:39,403
just so you could come and see
your old house?
740
00:50:39,786 --> 00:50:40,822
Yeah.
741
00:50:41,829 --> 00:50:43,661
You got a problem with that?
742
00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:47,458
You are so corny.
743
00:50:47,545 --> 00:50:50,663
Yeah, that's true.
Very true.
744
00:50:52,257 --> 00:50:53,373
Whatever.
745
00:50:54,175 --> 00:50:56,384
I feel like
I'm in a time machine.
746
00:50:56,469 --> 00:50:58,210
Everything looks the same.
747
00:50:59,347 --> 00:51:00,429
Smells the same.
748
00:51:00,932 --> 00:51:03,846
- Like dog shit.
- Exactly.
749
00:51:04,811 --> 00:51:07,554
I swear my mother's gonna
walk out that door
750
00:51:07,648 --> 00:51:08,889
and she's gonna say,
751
00:51:08,983 --> 00:51:12,271
"Marty, get your tuchus
inside for dinner."
752
00:51:12,610 --> 00:51:13,692
Marty?
753
00:51:14,237 --> 00:51:15,523
Martin Schulman.
754
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:17,606
Nice to meet you.
755
00:51:17,699 --> 00:51:19,987
Hold on. Your real name's
Marty Schulman?
756
00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:21,409
Are you kidding me?
757
00:51:21,494 --> 00:51:24,157
Nobody from my day
kept their Jewish name
758
00:51:24,248 --> 00:51:25,909
if they wanted a career
in Hollywood.
759
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,286
Tony Curtis' real name
is Bernie Schwartz.
760
00:51:28,793 --> 00:51:30,409
Who's Tony Curtis?
761
00:51:31,170 --> 00:51:32,581
Never mind.
762
00:51:35,175 --> 00:51:36,585
Can I help you two?
763
00:51:36,677 --> 00:51:40,135
Yes, ma'am. I know you think
we're some crazy people
764
00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:42,304
standing out here
staring at your house, but...
765
00:51:42,391 --> 00:51:43,757
Are you Jehovah's Witnesses?
766
00:51:43,851 --> 00:51:46,012
No, ma'am.
767
00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:48,436
I actually used to live in this house.
768
00:51:48,521 --> 00:51:49,978
I happened to be in the area
769
00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:52,556
and I wanted to take a little walk
down memory lane.
770
00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:54,193
Oh.
771
00:51:54,652 --> 00:51:55,985
Must have been a long time ago
772
00:51:56,070 --> 00:51:57,733
'cause we've been here
over 40 years now.
773
00:51:57,822 --> 00:51:59,358
That's a long time.
774
00:51:59,449 --> 00:52:03,534
Well, this house
has been pretty good to us.
775
00:52:04,329 --> 00:52:07,539
We raised many a child
and grandchild ourselves here.
776
00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:12,373
You know, they say that
that, um, old actor Vic Edwards
777
00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:15,170
actually grew up in this
house here, too.
778
00:52:15,257 --> 00:52:16,623
No kidding.
779
00:52:16,717 --> 00:52:19,208
Ma'am, this is Vic Edwards.
780
00:52:28,853 --> 00:52:32,347
Oh, I be damned!
781
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,056
You know how many times
782
00:52:34,150 --> 00:52:35,858
I told people you grew up
in this house?
783
00:52:35,943 --> 00:52:37,856
I didn't even know
whether it was true or not.
784
00:52:37,945 --> 00:52:40,188
And here you are.
My God, here you are.
785
00:52:40,282 --> 00:52:42,523
Can I hug you?
Can I hug you?
786
00:52:42,617 --> 00:52:44,458
- Well, please, I'd love it.
- Oh, my goodness.
787
00:52:44,536 --> 00:52:47,744
Oh! I can't believe this.
788
00:52:47,831 --> 00:52:51,449
Here you are. The Vic Edwards.
789
00:52:51,751 --> 00:52:53,288
Oh, memories.
790
00:52:53,378 --> 00:52:55,836
I can't believe this.
791
00:52:55,922 --> 00:52:57,630
Do you know what?
My brother and I
792
00:52:57,715 --> 00:53:00,378
used to come
tearing down these stairs,
793
00:53:00,469 --> 00:53:01,835
three steps at a time.
794
00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:04,045
I don't know why
we were in such a hurry,
795
00:53:04,139 --> 00:53:07,177
but we were racing like it was
the last thing we ever did.
796
00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:03,146
Where are you guys?
797
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:04,731
I mean, when are you
going to be home?
798
00:54:04,824 --> 00:54:06,862
I have no idea
when I'm gonna be home.
799
00:54:06,952 --> 00:54:08,193
What are you guys doing?
800
00:54:08,286 --> 00:54:09,447
He's on some, like,
801
00:54:09,538 --> 00:54:12,076
weird memory tour
or something. Ugh.
802
00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:13,873
Anyway, he's making me
drive him around
803
00:54:13,958 --> 00:54:15,369
to all these places from his past.
804
00:54:15,460 --> 00:54:17,123
He's on some, like, nostalgia kick.
805
00:54:17,211 --> 00:54:19,498
It's so not fair
that she gets to do that.
806
00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:23,503
First, we went to this
old little house where he grew up
807
00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:26,552
and then we went to the temple
where he had his Bar Mitzvah.
808
00:54:26,637 --> 00:54:28,675
- Did you guys know he was Jewish?
- Yes.
809
00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:30,257
Of course
you knew he was Jewish.
810
00:54:40,818 --> 00:54:43,527
Then we went to the old pool hall
he used to hang out in,
811
00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:44,945
which is now a cupcake shop,
812
00:54:45,032 --> 00:54:47,945
which he ranted about forever.
And then I said,
813
00:54:48,034 --> 00:54:50,697
"Hey, gourmet cupcakes
are super-trendy now."
814
00:54:50,788 --> 00:54:52,028
Didn't care.
815
00:54:52,121 --> 00:54:54,454
And then he had to have
a GooGoo Cluster.
816
00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:55,702
I don't know what it is.
817
00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:58,079
Maybe they just don't have
GooGoo Clusters in LA.
818
00:54:58,170 --> 00:54:59,706
- I don't know.
- Mmm. Mmm.
819
00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:01,413
Now we're at Neyland Stadium
820
00:55:01,507 --> 00:55:04,340
and he's just standing there,
staring at the building,
821
00:55:04,425 --> 00:55:06,041
like a mental patient.
822
00:55:06,135 --> 00:55:07,376
They're at Neyland Stadium.
823
00:55:07,471 --> 00:55:08,757
That's ridiculous.
824
00:55:08,847 --> 00:55:12,260
He was the starting tailback for UT
during the 1951 undefeated season.
825
00:55:12,351 --> 00:55:16,311
Anyways, after this, he wants
to go to some old folks hospital
826
00:55:16,396 --> 00:55:18,307
to see his first wife or something.
827
00:55:18,398 --> 00:55:20,139
And then we should be
on our way back.
828
00:55:20,233 --> 00:55:22,317
This is honestly all your fault.
829
00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:24,563
My fault? How's it my fault?
830
00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:26,612
Because you told him
I was his 24/7 driving slave
831
00:55:26,697 --> 00:55:27,778
for the entire weekend.
832
00:55:27,865 --> 00:55:30,358
Okay, whatever. Just take
lots of pictures and Instagram them.
833
00:55:30,452 --> 00:55:32,659
- Oh, and hashtag the festival.
- Yeah, right.
834
00:55:33,038 --> 00:55:34,869
- Tell her I said hi.
- Yeah, Shane...
835
00:55:34,956 --> 00:55:37,074
I can hear you. I'm back with Bjorn.
836
00:55:38,043 --> 00:55:40,159
Anyways, gotta go.
See you when I see you.
837
00:55:44,967 --> 00:55:48,335
Yo. You leave it. I'll retrieve it.
838
00:55:48,427 --> 00:55:50,885
Bjorn. Hey, it's me.
839
00:55:50,972 --> 00:55:54,306
Again. Where the hell are you?
I keep calling you.
840
00:55:54,393 --> 00:55:58,056
Anyway, I am still stuck in Knoxville
with this old guy.
841
00:55:58,146 --> 00:55:59,498
I think probably another hour here
842
00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:01,559
and then
it's a three-hour drive home.
843
00:56:02,233 --> 00:56:03,599
And then I get to see you.
844
00:56:05,112 --> 00:56:07,273
Oh, crap, he's on the move.
845
00:56:08,699 --> 00:56:11,190
I miss you. Bye.
846
00:56:29,260 --> 00:56:30,376
Shit.
847
00:56:31,304 --> 00:56:32,795
It's my buddy.
848
00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:35,597
Mmm.
849
00:56:38,478 --> 00:56:41,016
All right, well,
it appears to be locked,
850
00:56:41,106 --> 00:56:43,268
so we can reminisce
on the way back.
851
00:56:43,358 --> 00:56:47,523
Sucks, but we have
a really long drive home.
852
00:56:49,447 --> 00:56:51,485
What? What? Whoa.
What are you doing?
853
00:56:51,574 --> 00:56:54,318
Vic, we can't go on the field.
That's totally not allowed.
854
00:56:54,786 --> 00:56:56,902
Coming with me?
855
00:57:01,585 --> 00:57:04,248
I love the smell of cut grass.
856
00:57:06,547 --> 00:57:07,664
Mmm.
857
00:57:11,219 --> 00:57:16,760
1951. I was a sophomore,
but I started three games.
858
00:57:16,849 --> 00:57:18,431
Full disclosure, I mean,
859
00:57:18,518 --> 00:57:20,885
I really don't know
that much about football.
860
00:57:20,978 --> 00:57:22,686
I mean... anything, actually.
861
00:57:22,773 --> 00:57:25,686
But, to be honest, I really don't
give a shit about football.
862
00:57:26,233 --> 00:57:27,644
Well, that's your loss.
863
00:57:28,110 --> 00:57:29,601
Sorry.
864
00:57:30,155 --> 00:57:35,240
We were undefeated, going into
the last game against Texas.
865
00:57:35,327 --> 00:57:38,034
They were ahead by two points.
866
00:57:40,039 --> 00:57:42,202
We got down on the four yard line.
867
00:57:42,291 --> 00:57:44,454
I wanted the ball.
868
00:57:45,503 --> 00:57:48,541
I went up and over and I scored.
869
00:57:49,132 --> 00:57:52,215
And then I heard this horrible racket.
870
00:57:53,387 --> 00:57:56,300
The whole damn Texas team
landed on me.
871
00:57:58,474 --> 00:57:59,885
When they pulled them off,
872
00:58:00,851 --> 00:58:03,344
my knee was a mess.
873
00:58:06,190 --> 00:58:07,681
I could never play again.
874
00:58:09,318 --> 00:58:10,730
That sucks.
875
00:58:11,362 --> 00:58:13,320
Yeah, it did.
876
00:58:14,490 --> 00:58:18,110
Well, it's fun being a movie star,
but...
877
00:58:19,204 --> 00:58:22,572
nothing compares
to being a football star.
878
00:58:24,458 --> 00:58:25,494
Nothing.
879
00:58:42,811 --> 00:58:45,143
He's in! He's in!
880
00:58:45,230 --> 00:58:46,936
Touchdown, Tennessee.
881
00:59:05,958 --> 00:59:07,039
You know something?
882
00:59:08,128 --> 00:59:10,494
This is the exact spot...
883
00:59:13,090 --> 00:59:15,503
where I proposed to my first wife.
884
00:59:19,764 --> 00:59:20,800
Great.
885
00:59:23,976 --> 00:59:25,809
And then everything went wrong.
886
00:59:27,021 --> 00:59:29,856
I had this little ring box, you know.
887
00:59:29,940 --> 00:59:32,148
And I was so excited
when I opened it.
888
00:59:33,195 --> 00:59:35,652
The ring went flying out,
889
00:59:36,614 --> 00:59:37,856
right into the water.
890
00:59:39,492 --> 00:59:43,577
And naturally, I jumped in after it.
891
00:59:43,914 --> 00:59:44,994
I never found it.
892
00:59:45,748 --> 00:59:48,411
So I got a piece of seaweed
893
00:59:48,918 --> 00:59:50,706
and I made a ring out of it.
894
00:59:50,795 --> 00:59:53,503
Got down on one knee
and put it on her finger.
895
00:59:56,342 --> 00:59:58,083
And she just thought that was great.
896
00:59:59,762 --> 01:00:01,003
Anyhow,
897
01:00:02,056 --> 01:00:05,641
she still said yes, and then we heard
music coming from the dock.
898
01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:07,722
We danced right here.
899
01:00:09,146 --> 01:00:10,978
And then, well...
900
01:00:13,318 --> 01:00:15,775
we always talked about
we'd come back here someday.
901
01:00:18,239 --> 01:00:19,356
But we never did.
902
01:00:47,601 --> 01:00:49,719
Why are we just sitting here?
I mean, let's go in.
903
01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:51,519
It's still a three-hour drive back.
904
01:00:52,190 --> 01:00:54,021
Just wait a second, okay?
905
01:00:54,108 --> 01:00:55,565
It's not that easy.
906
01:00:57,027 --> 01:00:59,440
It's been a long time.
907
01:00:59,530 --> 01:01:00,771
What are you so scared of?
908
01:01:00,865 --> 01:01:03,108
So she's gonna look old.
You look old, too.
909
01:01:03,702 --> 01:01:05,068
I beg your pardon.
910
01:01:05,704 --> 01:01:07,661
Okay, not that you don't
look good for your age.
911
01:01:07,746 --> 01:01:08,954
Oh.
912
01:01:10,041 --> 01:01:11,452
So what's her name, anyhow?
913
01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:13,541
Claudia.
914
01:01:16,130 --> 01:01:17,291
Was she pretty?
915
01:01:17,382 --> 01:01:19,920
She was the prettiest of them all.
916
01:01:21,427 --> 01:01:22,963
We were just kids.
917
01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:25,262
We had no business
getting married.
918
01:01:25,347 --> 01:01:27,135
I didn't know
what the hell I was doing.
919
01:01:28,101 --> 01:01:30,262
- If Claudia's number one...
- Mm-hmm.
920
01:01:30,353 --> 01:01:32,094
How many times
were you married altogether?
921
01:01:34,273 --> 01:01:35,309
Five.
922
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:36,981
- Five?
- Mmm.
923
01:01:37,568 --> 01:01:40,231
Wow.
That's a lot of alimony.
924
01:01:40,322 --> 01:01:41,903
You're telling me.
925
01:01:41,989 --> 01:01:46,155
A buddy of mine told me once,
never, ever get married.
926
01:01:46,827 --> 01:01:48,693
Just skip the middle man,
927
01:01:48,788 --> 01:01:51,530
find a woman you hate,
and buy her a house.
928
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,101
But you're rich right, right?
929
01:01:53,126 --> 01:01:54,617
I mean,
aren't all famous people rich?
930
01:01:54,710 --> 01:01:55,827
Ha.
931
01:01:56,503 --> 01:02:00,213
Just 'cause somebody's famous,
that doesn't mean they're rich.
932
01:02:01,009 --> 01:02:03,295
Didn't you have any kids
who could help take care of you?
933
01:02:03,385 --> 01:02:05,378
One, with Claudia.
934
01:02:06,472 --> 01:02:07,713
Grace.
935
01:02:07,806 --> 01:02:09,547
- Grace?
- Mm-hmm.
936
01:02:10,018 --> 01:02:11,224
That's a pretty name.
937
01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:13,724
I mean, geez, if you guys
were kids when you got married,
938
01:02:13,813 --> 01:02:16,681
she must be, what?
Fifty, sixty years old now.
939
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:20,771
She's dead.
940
01:02:23,030 --> 01:02:25,114
- Oh, shit.
- Yeah.
941
01:02:26,492 --> 01:02:27,528
Sorry.
942
01:02:30,038 --> 01:02:32,701
Should I just not ask
any questions about her?
943
01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:34,873
It's best not to, if you don't mind.
944
01:02:51,393 --> 01:02:53,601
Aw, shit.
945
01:02:59,693 --> 01:03:01,355
There she comes.
946
01:03:03,947 --> 01:03:05,778
- May I help you?
- Yes.
947
01:03:05,864 --> 01:03:08,481
I would like to see
Claudia Schulman, please.
948
01:03:09,619 --> 01:03:13,454
I'm sorry, but visiting hours
ended at 7:00 p. m.
949
01:03:13,539 --> 01:03:17,329
Yeah, well, I came from
Los Angeles to get here, okay?
950
01:03:17,751 --> 01:03:19,038
So let us in.
951
01:03:19,128 --> 01:03:21,371
We'll just be in here
for five minutes. All right?
952
01:03:21,463 --> 01:03:24,297
I'm sorry, but you'll have
to come back tomorrow.
953
01:03:24,675 --> 01:03:27,213
Visiting hours begin at 8:00 a. m.
954
01:03:27,304 --> 01:03:29,010
You can have breakfast with her.
955
01:03:29,097 --> 01:03:30,463
- No kidding.
- Yeah.
956
01:03:30,889 --> 01:03:32,630
Could you lean closer?
I can't hear you.
957
01:03:32,726 --> 01:03:33,726
Hey!
958
01:03:33,809 --> 01:03:35,641
I'm gonna put this
right into your nose.
959
01:03:35,728 --> 01:03:38,436
No. No, you're not.
All right, well, thank you, ma'am.
960
01:03:38,523 --> 01:03:39,559
We totally understand.
961
01:03:39,648 --> 01:03:41,606
Thank you. We will come back
a different day.
962
01:03:41,693 --> 01:03:43,103
I don't know who she is.
963
01:03:43,193 --> 01:03:44,400
Yeah, all right, yeah.
964
01:03:44,487 --> 01:03:45,853
Thank you. Thank you.
965
01:03:45,947 --> 01:03:48,108
- Holy shit.
- Thanks. All right. Let's go.
966
01:03:48,199 --> 01:03:49,485
Vic, are you kidding?
967
01:03:49,576 --> 01:03:51,032
What the hell's the matter with you?
968
01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:53,862
What the hell's the matter
with you, Vic? I mean... it's closed.
969
01:03:53,954 --> 01:03:55,536
She wasn't going
to let us in anyways.
970
01:03:55,623 --> 01:03:57,909
And if you kept doing that,
she was gonna call the cops.
971
01:03:58,001 --> 01:03:59,333
You want to end up on TMZ?
972
01:03:59,878 --> 01:04:01,494
- TM what?
- TMZ.
973
01:04:01,588 --> 01:04:03,170
- What is that?
- Shut up. I...
974
01:04:04,465 --> 01:04:07,925
Oh, bullshit. You just want
to get back to your douchebag.
975
01:04:08,010 --> 01:04:10,094
Bjorn has nothing to do with this.
976
01:04:10,179 --> 01:04:11,387
Oh, really?
977
01:04:11,806 --> 01:04:14,422
That's why you keep calling him
every 15 minutes.
978
01:04:14,516 --> 01:04:15,927
Will you leave the guy alone?
979
01:04:16,018 --> 01:04:17,385
Oh, so now you're on his side?
980
01:04:17,478 --> 01:04:19,561
You know whose side I'm on?
981
01:04:19,646 --> 01:04:20,762
Mine.
982
01:04:20,856 --> 01:04:23,394
I'm not leaving here
until I see Claudia.
983
01:04:23,485 --> 01:04:26,193
Tell douchebag
you'll have to see him tomorrow
984
01:04:26,278 --> 01:04:28,039
'cause we're spending the night
in Knoxville.
985
01:04:28,072 --> 01:04:29,655
Wait, what?
986
01:04:29,740 --> 01:04:31,344
Maybe you're spending
the night in Knoxville,
987
01:04:31,367 --> 01:04:32,728
but I'm driving back to Nashville.
988
01:04:33,327 --> 01:04:34,943
You know you're a pain in the ass.
989
01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:36,494
Yeah, well, so are you.
990
01:04:37,164 --> 01:04:38,164
Bye.
991
01:04:39,333 --> 01:04:41,291
What are you doing?
Where are you gonna go?
992
01:04:41,378 --> 01:04:42,994
- Where are you going?
- I don't know.
993
01:04:43,088 --> 01:04:44,498
Just away from you.
994
01:05:07,403 --> 01:05:08,403
Get in the car.
995
01:05:09,947 --> 01:05:10,947
Why?
996
01:05:11,324 --> 01:05:13,443
'Cause I'm gonna stay the night
with you in Knoxville.
997
01:05:13,784 --> 01:05:15,617
I don't want to be responsible
if, God forbid,
998
01:05:15,702 --> 01:05:17,443
something bad happens to you.
999
01:05:17,539 --> 01:05:19,405
Never hear the end of it
from my brother.
1000
01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:22,574
Besides, I think I saw
a Motel 6 back there.
1001
01:05:24,628 --> 01:05:27,086
We ain't staying at a Motel 6.
1002
01:05:37,099 --> 01:05:38,887
Can you afford
for us to stay here?
1003
01:05:38,976 --> 01:05:41,389
No, but that's the beauty
of credit cards.
1004
01:05:41,478 --> 01:05:43,266
Still gotta pay it off
at some point.
1005
01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:46,099
Let's live it up.
I'm tired of feeling like a has-been.
1006
01:05:48,987 --> 01:05:51,730
Welcome to the Knoxville
Grand Hotel. Checking in?
1007
01:05:51,822 --> 01:05:52,903
Yes, we are.
1008
01:05:52,990 --> 01:05:54,481
And the name on the reservation?
1009
01:05:54,576 --> 01:05:55,576
Vic Edwards.
1010
01:05:59,204 --> 01:06:01,697
I'm sorry, Mr. Edwards,
but for some reason,
1011
01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:04,077
I don't see your reservation
in our system.
1012
01:06:04,168 --> 01:06:07,458
Really? My assistant here
made it weeks ago.
1013
01:06:09,465 --> 01:06:11,583
Oh, uh, yeah, yeah.
1014
01:06:11,675 --> 01:06:14,134
I made that reservation weeks ago.
1015
01:06:14,219 --> 01:06:16,927
- No harm. One room, two beds.
- One room?
1016
01:06:17,556 --> 01:06:18,842
Yeah. One room, two beds.
1017
01:06:18,932 --> 01:06:22,802
Yeah, well, I made the reservation
for two rooms. So, two rooms.
1018
01:06:22,896 --> 01:06:24,762
How much for two rooms?
1019
01:06:25,356 --> 01:06:27,222
Our rooms rates start at $650.
1020
01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:28,478
Oh, okay, fine.
1021
01:06:28,568 --> 01:06:30,934
- Well, then, uh, one room.
- Okay.
1022
01:06:31,028 --> 01:06:34,193
But unfortunately, Mr. Edwards,
we are fully committed at this time.
1023
01:06:34,282 --> 01:06:36,773
Interesting. When they say
they're fully committed,
1024
01:06:36,867 --> 01:06:38,951
it's always bullshit.
1025
01:06:39,036 --> 01:06:41,744
Clint Eastwood walked in,
you think they'd turn him away?
1026
01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:44,164
Hell, no. Now, you find me a room.
1027
01:06:44,708 --> 01:06:46,621
Please. And thank you.
1028
01:06:47,711 --> 01:06:49,202
Perhaps I should get my manager.
1029
01:06:49,297 --> 01:06:51,414
- Perhaps you should.
- I'll be right back.
1030
01:06:53,050 --> 01:06:54,132
Oh, what are you doing?
1031
01:06:54,219 --> 01:06:56,005
You're gonna get us
kicked out of this hotel.
1032
01:06:56,094 --> 01:06:59,054
Mr. Edwards,
I'm terribly sorry for this mix-up.
1033
01:06:59,139 --> 01:07:01,117
I'm Gary, the night manager
here at the Knoxville Grand.
1034
01:07:01,141 --> 01:07:03,849
I don't know how your reservation
got lost in the shuffle,
1035
01:07:03,936 --> 01:07:06,644
but we'd be happy to remedy
that situation right now.
1036
01:07:06,731 --> 01:07:08,518
Oh, thank you, Gary.
1037
01:07:08,608 --> 01:07:10,190
All of our rooms are fully booked.
1038
01:07:10,275 --> 01:07:13,110
However, we do have
the penthouse suite available.
1039
01:07:13,195 --> 01:07:15,108
I would be happy to give you
that room tonight
1040
01:07:15,197 --> 01:07:16,688
for the cost of the standard room.
1041
01:07:16,782 --> 01:07:19,195
That's very nice. Thanks, Gary.
1042
01:07:19,284 --> 01:07:21,025
Let me get that key for you.
1043
01:07:21,788 --> 01:07:23,641
Welcome back to
the Knoxville Grand, Mr. Edwards.
1044
01:07:23,664 --> 01:07:25,030
God bless you. Thank you.
1045
01:07:25,123 --> 01:07:26,364
Thank you, Gary.
1046
01:07:26,458 --> 01:07:28,219
- You're welcome.
- All right. Let's go, Vic.
1047
01:07:28,545 --> 01:07:30,628
- You ready, kid?
- Oh, I'm ready.
1048
01:07:30,713 --> 01:07:32,204
All right, Mr. Edwards.
1049
01:07:33,132 --> 01:07:34,668
He didn't have a reservation.
1050
01:07:35,635 --> 01:07:37,126
Oh, I know.
1051
01:07:37,219 --> 01:07:38,739
Then what's with
the ass-kissing routine?
1052
01:07:38,762 --> 01:07:40,298
Who's Vic Edwards?
1053
01:07:42,099 --> 01:07:43,260
He's a living legend.
1054
01:07:50,233 --> 01:07:52,849
Oh, my God.
1055
01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:56,186
This thing is bigger
than the house I grew up in.
1056
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:59,570
- Yeah. You like?
- Ah! Do I like it?
1057
01:08:00,034 --> 01:08:01,240
Mm-hmm.
1058
01:08:01,327 --> 01:08:03,943
Oh, my God, and this bathtub
is even bigger than my car.
1059
01:08:04,038 --> 01:08:06,996
Oh, well. That's big, I guess.
1060
01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:08,824
Oh, my God. They have a bidet.
1061
01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:11,079
I thought they only had
that crap in, like, Tokyo.
1062
01:08:11,170 --> 01:08:12,206
What?
1063
01:08:12,297 --> 01:08:13,628
I just figured out what that was
1064
01:08:13,715 --> 01:08:16,502
'cause at first I thought it was
just a guys' bathroom stall.
1065
01:08:16,592 --> 01:08:19,051
I can't believe these bedrooms.
1066
01:08:19,136 --> 01:08:20,719
I call dibs on this room!
1067
01:08:20,805 --> 01:08:22,386
I can't believe we're here.
1068
01:08:22,472 --> 01:08:25,261
Oh, my God.
I have to go look at this closet.
1069
01:08:27,561 --> 01:08:29,599
Oh, my God. Ha!
1070
01:08:29,689 --> 01:08:32,180
I can't believe you used to stay
in these places all the time.
1071
01:08:32,692 --> 01:08:34,307
Oh.
1072
01:08:34,402 --> 01:08:36,109
Doug is going to freak out.
1073
01:08:36,194 --> 01:08:38,356
We have to Instagram
the hell out of this.
1074
01:08:58,259 --> 01:09:00,046
- Whoa.
- Oh!
1075
01:09:09,311 --> 01:09:10,927
What the hell is that?
1076
01:09:14,775 --> 01:09:18,109
That was amazing.
I've never had room service before.
1077
01:09:18,195 --> 01:09:21,654
Oh, that's one of the perks
I miss the most.
1078
01:09:22,574 --> 01:09:25,533
Fancy hotel rooms
and room service.
1079
01:09:32,085 --> 01:09:34,122
- Vic the Dick.
- Yep.
1080
01:09:35,462 --> 01:09:37,500
You're lucky I'm in a good mood.
1081
01:09:37,590 --> 01:09:39,957
This is you in a good mood?
1082
01:09:40,051 --> 01:09:42,167
I'd hate to see you in a bad mood.
1083
01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:44,002
What do you do with your art?
1084
01:09:44,096 --> 01:09:48,056
Besides draw festival logos
and insult people.
1085
01:09:48,141 --> 01:09:49,474
Nothing, really.
1086
01:09:50,353 --> 01:09:52,140
Why don't you have a showing?
1087
01:09:52,229 --> 01:09:53,811
Try and sell something.
1088
01:09:53,898 --> 01:09:57,186
I can't just roll up my sleeves
and throw an art show.
1089
01:09:57,275 --> 01:09:58,608
Use the bar.
1090
01:09:59,194 --> 01:10:02,438
If it's good enough for a film festival,
it's good enough for an art show.
1091
01:10:02,532 --> 01:10:05,024
- I get embarrassed.
- Mm-hmm.
1092
01:10:05,118 --> 01:10:08,327
Doug loves to be the center
of attention, and I don't.
1093
01:10:08,412 --> 01:10:09,654
Gives me anxiety.
1094
01:10:09,747 --> 01:10:12,363
Nothing wrong with being
the center of attention.
1095
01:10:12,457 --> 01:10:15,997
I'd rather be famous and broke
than rich and nobody.
1096
01:10:16,878 --> 01:10:18,744
Instead, I'm broke and nobody.
1097
01:10:19,172 --> 01:10:21,414
That's the worst combination.
1098
01:10:21,509 --> 01:10:23,421
Why can't you
just live in the present
1099
01:10:23,511 --> 01:10:25,923
and stop looking
in the rearview mirror?
1100
01:10:26,012 --> 01:10:29,426
All I ever hear from you
is "I was rich," "I was famous,"
1101
01:10:29,516 --> 01:10:33,511
I was this, I was that.
How about "You are"?
1102
01:10:33,604 --> 01:10:35,015
It's easier said than done,
1103
01:10:35,105 --> 01:10:37,347
especially when your brother's
little film festival
1104
01:10:37,442 --> 01:10:41,060
shines such a spotlight
on where I was
1105
01:10:41,154 --> 01:10:43,440
compared to how far down
I've come.
1106
01:10:44,532 --> 01:10:46,899
It's not Doug's fault
that you're not happy.
1107
01:10:47,659 --> 01:10:49,400
Okay, Dr. Freud.
1108
01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:53,706
I'll work on me
and you'll work on you.
1109
01:10:53,791 --> 01:10:55,122
Deal?
1110
01:10:57,252 --> 01:10:58,252
Deal.
1111
01:13:15,765 --> 01:13:18,052
- Vic!
- What?
1112
01:13:18,144 --> 01:13:20,476
- We have to leave.
- Why?
1113
01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:21,974
All right. These are the pictures
1114
01:13:22,064 --> 01:13:23,395
I just posted of you and me.
1115
01:13:23,481 --> 01:13:25,724
And Shane likes some.
A bunch of people like some.
1116
01:13:25,818 --> 01:13:28,230
Then I saw that Bjorn likes some.
1117
01:13:28,570 --> 01:13:30,688
And he doesn't have time
to call me back all day.
1118
01:13:30,780 --> 01:13:32,988
Yet he had time to check Instagram.
1119
01:13:33,074 --> 01:13:34,690
I don't understand this.
1120
01:13:34,784 --> 01:13:36,195
- Will you listen?
- Yes.
1121
01:13:36,287 --> 01:13:39,029
So then, I noticed
that one of Bjorn's likes
1122
01:13:39,122 --> 01:13:41,409
was also liked by Zoey Campbell.
1123
01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:44,537
Okay. Who's Zoey Campbell?
1124
01:13:44,628 --> 01:13:47,042
She's the bitch who's been
trying to steal my boyfriend.
1125
01:13:47,131 --> 01:13:49,873
The one Bjorn says
they're just friends, right?
1126
01:13:49,966 --> 01:13:52,253
So then, I look at her Instagram
1127
01:13:52,345 --> 01:13:55,963
and see that she just happened
to post a selfie an hour ago.
1128
01:13:57,557 --> 01:13:59,298
You're way cuter than her.
1129
01:13:59,393 --> 01:14:01,134
You got nothing to worry about.
1130
01:14:02,104 --> 01:14:05,268
That picture
was taken in my bed.
1131
01:14:06,192 --> 01:14:08,229
I put that bottle there this morning.
1132
01:14:25,252 --> 01:14:28,211
Will you wait?
Don't give him the satisfaction.
1133
01:14:28,296 --> 01:14:30,913
Satisfaction? I am going to kill him
1134
01:14:31,007 --> 01:14:34,216
- and then I'm going to kill her.
- Hey! Damn it. Hey!
1135
01:14:34,302 --> 01:14:36,716
This is the last time.
I'm never going to...
1136
01:14:44,188 --> 01:14:47,430
Oh, God.
1137
01:14:47,524 --> 01:14:48,685
Oh.
1138
01:14:51,404 --> 01:14:53,065
Vic, are you all right?
1139
01:14:53,154 --> 01:14:56,613
Yeah, I'm fine.
I just got to catch my breath.
1140
01:14:56,701 --> 01:15:00,489
Oh, shit. Sorry. Uh...
Oh, you look really pale.
1141
01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:03,739
I've looked pale
for the past 30 years.
1142
01:15:03,832 --> 01:15:06,246
Okay, no jokes. Do you think
you're having a heart attack?
1143
01:15:07,043 --> 01:15:08,784
No, maybe I...
1144
01:15:08,878 --> 01:15:10,244
I've had this before.
1145
01:15:10,922 --> 01:15:12,880
Well, do you think
we should call an ambulance,
1146
01:15:12,966 --> 01:15:15,128
- just to be on the safe side?
- Don't be crazy.
1147
01:15:15,219 --> 01:15:16,710
I just need a minute.
1148
01:15:17,387 --> 01:15:19,300
Do you want some water?
You know what? Screw it.
1149
01:15:19,390 --> 01:15:22,349
I'm gonna go get you some water.
Okay? Stay right here. All right?
1150
01:15:24,145 --> 01:15:25,430
Oh, God.
1151
01:15:36,489 --> 01:15:39,403
Oh, my God.
You're Vic Edwards.
1152
01:15:39,493 --> 01:15:42,907
Gary, look. This is Vic Edwards.
1153
01:15:46,167 --> 01:15:48,625
Big fan of yours.
Not just in the movies,
1154
01:15:48,711 --> 01:15:50,452
as a football player.
You were awesome.
1155
01:15:51,671 --> 01:15:54,255
- Adventure River.
- The FBI.
1156
01:15:54,341 --> 01:15:55,752
Operation FBI was so good, too.
1157
01:15:55,842 --> 01:15:57,208
And the one with the car?
1158
01:15:57,845 --> 01:16:00,804
We're both big fans.
We grew up on your movies.
1159
01:16:03,809 --> 01:16:05,640
Great to see you.
Love your work.
1160
01:16:09,648 --> 01:16:11,389
Whoa! Excuse me!
1161
01:16:13,527 --> 01:16:15,234
Hi. Excuse me.
I really need water,
1162
01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:16,606
please, right now. Thank you.
1163
01:16:17,489 --> 01:16:19,606
Why? What're you doing
with the old guy?
1164
01:16:19,699 --> 01:16:21,282
Baby, let me get you a real drink.
1165
01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:23,451
An appletini for my future ex-wife.
1166
01:16:28,626 --> 01:16:30,708
Oh. Oh, no. Excuse me.
1167
01:16:30,795 --> 01:16:33,457
Excuse me. Hi. Have you seen
an old man right here?
1168
01:16:33,546 --> 01:16:36,085
He was sitting in that chair. No?
1169
01:16:36,175 --> 01:16:37,416
No.
1170
01:16:40,345 --> 01:16:42,382
Excuse me.
Uh, have you seen Mr. Edwards?
1171
01:16:42,472 --> 01:16:44,430
He was just sitting on the couch
a second ago.
1172
01:16:44,934 --> 01:16:46,265
No, I haven't seen Mr. Edwards.
1173
01:16:46,351 --> 01:16:47,717
How are you enjoying your suite?
1174
01:16:47,811 --> 01:16:49,474
It's wonderful, thanks.
1175
01:16:50,605 --> 01:16:51,891
Ladies and gentlemen,
1176
01:16:51,981 --> 01:16:54,439
Mr. Vic Edwards.
1177
01:16:58,572 --> 01:17:00,029
Thank you.
1178
01:17:01,742 --> 01:17:03,734
Thank you very much.
1179
01:18:03,554 --> 01:18:05,386
Can you imagine? The Vic Edwards.
1180
01:18:05,471 --> 01:18:07,759
- At your daughter's wedding.
- Absolutely.
1181
01:18:08,559 --> 01:18:10,766
Thank you. Thank you very much.
1182
01:18:16,817 --> 01:18:20,230
Thank you. It's an unexpected
honor and treat
1183
01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:23,314
to be able to sing
one of my favorite songs
1184
01:18:23,407 --> 01:18:27,275
to the new
Mr. and Mrs. Daniel Delson.
1185
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,081
What do you do, sir?
1186
01:18:34,792 --> 01:18:36,328
I'm a doctor.
1187
01:18:36,420 --> 01:18:38,127
Impressive. What kind?
1188
01:18:38,213 --> 01:18:40,546
A colorectal surgeon.
1189
01:18:41,257 --> 01:18:44,216
Hmm. You know, Mrs. Delson,
1190
01:18:44,302 --> 01:18:46,966
you have literally just married
a pain in the ass.
1191
01:18:50,184 --> 01:18:53,393
Well, good luck to you
and mazel tov.
1192
01:19:06,992 --> 01:19:09,484
How did you know
Bjorn was such an asshole?
1193
01:19:09,578 --> 01:19:11,444
You pegged him on sight.
1194
01:19:11,537 --> 01:19:14,372
- Well, it takes one to know one.
- Yeah, yeah.
1195
01:19:14,457 --> 01:19:15,948
Do yourself a favor.
1196
01:19:16,042 --> 01:19:18,409
Steer clear of the bad boys
from now on.
1197
01:19:18,503 --> 01:19:20,962
You can't fix us, you can't tame us.
1198
01:19:23,091 --> 01:19:24,798
- Okay, bad boy.
- Okay.
1199
01:19:27,345 --> 01:19:30,430
What about that kid Shane?
He obviously likes you.
1200
01:19:31,391 --> 01:19:34,760
Wow, you pay closer attention
than I thought.
1201
01:19:35,688 --> 01:19:37,930
Shane's been in love with me
since fifth grade.
1202
01:19:38,023 --> 01:19:40,435
Well, then go out with him.
1203
01:19:40,525 --> 01:19:43,734
Try out a guy who really loves you.
You might like it.
1204
01:19:43,820 --> 01:19:46,279
Yeah, okay,
Mr. Divorced Five Times.
1205
01:19:46,364 --> 01:19:48,652
How much do you really
even know about love?
1206
01:19:48,742 --> 01:19:51,984
Were you ever even in love
with anyone but yourself?
1207
01:19:53,831 --> 01:19:58,041
Ha ha. I've been in love
about a thousand times.
1208
01:19:58,127 --> 01:19:59,662
But real love?
1209
01:20:00,628 --> 01:20:01,628
Just once.
1210
01:20:05,676 --> 01:20:06,792
Just once.
1211
01:20:18,271 --> 01:20:22,185
It was fun
while it lasted, wasn't it, Vic?
1212
01:20:22,775 --> 01:20:24,813
We had some great times,
you and me.
1213
01:20:27,072 --> 01:20:31,065
You got to do things and see things
that most people just dream about.
1214
01:20:31,743 --> 01:20:34,862
- Oh, yeah.
- Where did it all go, man?
1215
01:20:35,747 --> 01:20:37,956
And what does any of it mean?
1216
01:20:38,042 --> 01:20:41,501
After all these years,
I still can't figure it out.
1217
01:20:42,628 --> 01:20:43,628
What the game is about.
1218
01:20:44,256 --> 01:20:47,465
Survival. Who has
the ability to survive.
1219
01:20:47,551 --> 01:20:49,634
- That's the game.
- Yeah.
1220
01:20:51,971 --> 01:20:54,840
Well, I'm surviving. Barely.
1221
01:20:55,725 --> 01:20:57,136
I took it all for granted.
1222
01:20:58,103 --> 01:20:59,685
I thought I had it figured out.
1223
01:21:01,689 --> 01:21:03,100
I look in the mirror now,
1224
01:21:03,192 --> 01:21:05,479
and I have no idea
who that person is
1225
01:21:05,569 --> 01:21:06,775
staring back at me.
1226
01:21:14,494 --> 01:21:15,610
Damn.
1227
01:21:17,206 --> 01:21:19,493
You're good-looking.
1228
01:21:21,292 --> 01:21:23,250
You know, time is like this river.
1229
01:21:24,505 --> 01:21:26,417
No matter what you do or don't do,
1230
01:21:26,506 --> 01:21:28,920
no matter how much you think
you can beat it,
1231
01:21:29,009 --> 01:21:31,591
it just keeps rushing by.
1232
01:21:32,429 --> 01:21:33,840
You don't beat it.
1233
01:21:33,930 --> 01:21:35,466
You don't beat this river.
1234
01:21:37,100 --> 01:21:38,386
No, you don't.
1235
01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:03,037
Hey, Lil. You know who it is.
1236
01:22:03,127 --> 01:22:04,993
Been kind of trying
to call you all night.
1237
01:22:05,087 --> 01:22:07,295
Uh, just wondering where you are.
1238
01:22:07,381 --> 01:22:10,498
If you're still at that hotel
with that creepazoid old man.
1239
01:22:10,591 --> 01:22:12,753
Anyway, call me back. Bye.
1240
01:22:23,980 --> 01:22:25,471
Vic, you are so right.
1241
01:22:25,565 --> 01:22:26,976
The more I ignore
douchebag's calls,
1242
01:22:27,067 --> 01:22:28,932
the crazier it's making him.
1243
01:22:31,279 --> 01:22:32,279
Vic?
1244
01:22:33,114 --> 01:22:34,114
Vic?
1245
01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:01,886
Vic? Are you okay?
1246
01:23:04,520 --> 01:23:07,729
I've watched everyone
I ever cared about die.
1247
01:23:10,359 --> 01:23:12,693
One by one, they seem to just...
1248
01:23:14,448 --> 01:23:15,779
disappear on me.
1249
01:23:17,158 --> 01:23:19,617
It won't be long
before I disappear, too.
1250
01:23:21,454 --> 01:23:22,820
No, don't say that, Vic.
1251
01:23:23,916 --> 01:23:26,750
You want to know why I needed
to come to Knoxville?
1252
01:23:28,462 --> 01:23:30,203
I needed to say goodbye.
1253
01:23:32,757 --> 01:23:35,591
Goodbye to the town
that made me who I am.
1254
01:23:36,427 --> 01:23:39,136
Goodbye to the trees
I climbed as a kid.
1255
01:23:39,222 --> 01:23:42,591
Goodbye to the school that
taught me how to break the rules.
1256
01:23:44,853 --> 01:23:47,345
And the streets
I wandered late at night.
1257
01:23:49,483 --> 01:23:52,942
The hiding places
where I left all my secrets.
1258
01:23:55,404 --> 01:23:56,815
The town...
1259
01:23:57,490 --> 01:24:01,780
where I made so many,
many mistakes.
1260
01:24:04,288 --> 01:24:09,033
And now it's time
for one... last goodbye.
1261
01:24:43,453 --> 01:24:45,284
Okay, Mrs. Schulman.
1262
01:24:45,372 --> 01:24:48,159
You have a very nice visitor today.
1263
01:24:49,292 --> 01:24:52,536
Mr. Edwards has come all the way
from Los Angeles, California.
1264
01:24:56,675 --> 01:24:58,587
Now, the Alzheimer's
may have progressed
1265
01:24:58,676 --> 01:25:00,588
a little bit further
than you're prepared for,
1266
01:25:00,679 --> 01:25:02,420
but she's still a very sweet lady.
1267
01:25:02,514 --> 01:25:04,220
Isn't that right, Mrs. Schulman?
1268
01:25:05,641 --> 01:25:07,242
All right, I'm gonna leave you to visit.
1269
01:25:07,310 --> 01:25:08,310
Okay.
1270
01:25:16,485 --> 01:25:17,771
How's the food here?
1271
01:25:26,662 --> 01:25:27,779
Look at us.
1272
01:25:31,042 --> 01:25:32,328
Old fogeys.
1273
01:25:37,548 --> 01:25:39,916
But you still look beautiful.
1274
01:25:41,386 --> 01:25:44,595
You still look as beautiful
as the day I met you.
1275
01:25:47,391 --> 01:25:49,930
We have a lot of good memories.
1276
01:25:52,730 --> 01:25:54,096
For what it's worth,
1277
01:25:54,690 --> 01:25:57,149
I never loved anybody else like you.
1278
01:25:59,279 --> 01:26:01,315
Ours was the special one.
1279
01:26:03,074 --> 01:26:04,690
The first one.
1280
01:26:04,784 --> 01:26:06,367
The real one.
1281
01:26:07,119 --> 01:26:09,658
I came here to apologize, Claudia.
1282
01:26:11,792 --> 01:26:13,248
I just dealt you...
1283
01:26:16,087 --> 01:26:17,295
a lousy hand.
1284
01:26:19,256 --> 01:26:21,795
I was a stupid, jackass kid.
1285
01:26:22,677 --> 01:26:25,421
All swept up in a crazy dream.
1286
01:26:25,514 --> 01:26:27,881
And I just left you and Gracie.
1287
01:26:31,060 --> 01:26:32,518
I just left.
1288
01:26:34,230 --> 01:26:35,721
I screwed it all up.
1289
01:26:37,067 --> 01:26:40,605
If I could go back
and do it again, I would, baby.
1290
01:26:40,695 --> 01:26:42,483
I'd do it differently.
1291
01:26:44,658 --> 01:26:47,695
You were the one that loved me
before anybody else
1292
01:26:47,786 --> 01:26:49,118
even knew my name.
1293
01:26:50,037 --> 01:26:52,279
And I treated you like shit.
1294
01:26:55,167 --> 01:26:57,501
I got caught up
in all the wrong things
1295
01:26:57,587 --> 01:26:59,328
with all the wrong people.
1296
01:27:00,006 --> 01:27:01,837
I thought I knew it all.
1297
01:27:03,009 --> 01:27:05,967
I thought I had so much time
to make it up.
1298
01:27:06,805 --> 01:27:09,217
I thought I could just
snap my fingers
1299
01:27:09,306 --> 01:27:10,922
and make things right.
1300
01:27:11,518 --> 01:27:13,180
And when Gracie...
1301
01:27:15,104 --> 01:27:16,265
killed herself...
1302
01:27:20,025 --> 01:27:21,983
That was all my fault, too.
1303
01:27:25,907 --> 01:27:27,488
It's all my fault.
1304
01:27:42,882 --> 01:27:44,090
It is.
1305
01:27:46,886 --> 01:27:48,469
Oh, darling.
1306
01:28:05,988 --> 01:28:08,948
Excuse me. Do I know you?
1307
01:28:20,086 --> 01:28:21,952
You really want
to leave me here alone?
1308
01:28:22,046 --> 01:28:24,255
- Well, I really want some food.
- Well...
1309
01:28:24,341 --> 01:28:27,048
I know I shouldn't stop you, but I...
1310
01:28:27,969 --> 01:28:31,087
- I feel safe with you around.
- You do?
1311
01:28:31,180 --> 01:28:32,512
Well, I am safe, ain't I?
1312
01:28:32,599 --> 01:28:35,136
Well, Justice will be back
in a minute.
1313
01:28:35,894 --> 01:28:37,055
Justice ain't you.
1314
01:28:56,664 --> 01:29:00,408
Okay, that concludes
our Vic Edwards Film Festival.
1315
01:29:00,502 --> 01:29:03,994
We are now gonna give out
our Lifetime Achievement Award
1316
01:29:04,088 --> 01:29:07,002
to the great Vic Edwards in absentia.
1317
01:29:14,890 --> 01:29:16,847
I'm sure if Vic were here,
1318
01:29:16,935 --> 01:29:19,143
he would want to thank all the fans.
1319
01:29:19,229 --> 01:29:20,890
Don't put words in my mouth.
1320
01:29:21,314 --> 01:29:25,274
For crying out loud.
Good Lord, man.
1321
01:29:25,359 --> 01:29:28,319
- Oh, my... Vic...
- Get me a chair.
1322
01:29:28,404 --> 01:29:29,770
Yeah, yeah, of course. Right away.
1323
01:29:45,087 --> 01:29:47,751
Unfortunately, until today,
1324
01:29:49,341 --> 01:29:54,462
the last time I apologized
for anything was in 1977.
1325
01:29:54,890 --> 01:29:58,382
I punched out a director
on the set of Horse Power.
1326
01:30:00,103 --> 01:30:02,640
Well...
1327
01:30:04,649 --> 01:30:05,935
I'm sorry.
1328
01:30:06,359 --> 01:30:08,567
I'm sorry for being such an asshole.
1329
01:30:10,238 --> 01:30:12,695
Leaving the way I did.
1330
01:30:13,574 --> 01:30:17,409
I thought I was too good
for this little film festival, but...
1331
01:30:18,913 --> 01:30:20,279
as it turns out,
1332
01:30:22,082 --> 01:30:23,823
it's too good for the likes of me.
1333
01:30:26,671 --> 01:30:29,083
Winning this
Lifetime Achievement Award
1334
01:30:30,175 --> 01:30:32,917
has forced me to examine
an important question
1335
01:30:33,011 --> 01:30:36,425
that I've avoided as long as possible.
1336
01:30:38,265 --> 01:30:41,134
What have I really achieved
in this lifetime?
1337
01:30:44,564 --> 01:30:46,145
Most of the movies I've made,
1338
01:30:46,690 --> 01:30:49,057
everybody knows the way
they're gonna end.
1339
01:30:50,153 --> 01:30:51,644
Right from the first scene.
1340
01:30:55,492 --> 01:30:57,654
Life's kind of like that.
1341
01:30:57,743 --> 01:31:00,828
- Everybody knows how it ends.
- Back away!
1342
01:31:03,082 --> 01:31:05,496
But it's the scenes in the middle...
1343
01:31:07,962 --> 01:31:09,453
that make it count.
1344
01:31:10,756 --> 01:31:14,796
The great producer
Joseph E. Levine once told me,
1345
01:31:15,552 --> 01:31:18,421
"An audience will forgive
a shitty act two
1346
01:31:19,390 --> 01:31:23,260
if you can wow 'em in act three."
1347
01:31:24,688 --> 01:31:25,769
Well...
1348
01:31:27,524 --> 01:31:29,810
I had a hell of an act one.
1349
01:31:30,944 --> 01:31:32,855
Pretty shitty act two.
1350
01:31:32,945 --> 01:31:35,689
And I screwed up most of act three.
1351
01:31:37,158 --> 01:31:38,649
I made certain of that.
1352
01:31:39,411 --> 01:31:41,403
But thanks to you,
1353
01:31:41,496 --> 01:31:46,707
and thanks to Doug and Shane
and Stuart and Faith.
1354
01:31:48,627 --> 01:31:50,914
And especially Lil.
1355
01:31:57,095 --> 01:31:58,801
And everybody here.
1356
01:31:59,764 --> 01:32:01,630
You've helped me to see
1357
01:32:01,725 --> 01:32:05,639
that maybe it's not too late
for my Hollywood ending.
1358
01:32:30,837 --> 01:32:33,545
And so, with humility and pride
1359
01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:37,631
and deep appreciation
1360
01:32:38,344 --> 01:32:41,256
that I, Martin JJoel Schulman,
1361
01:32:41,346 --> 01:32:43,054
proud son of Tennessee,
1362
01:32:44,809 --> 01:32:48,552
humbly accept this Lifetime,
1363
01:32:49,689 --> 01:32:51,020
so far,
1364
01:32:53,400 --> 01:32:55,016
Achievement Award.
1365
01:32:57,738 --> 01:33:00,903
And I'm gonna make damn sure
that the rest of my life
1366
01:33:02,452 --> 01:33:05,286
lives up to the honor of this.
1367
01:33:05,371 --> 01:33:06,578
Thank you.
1368
01:33:25,641 --> 01:33:27,177
Thank you, Doug.
1369
01:33:32,899 --> 01:33:34,981
I can't believe you just spent
the whole weekend
1370
01:33:35,068 --> 01:33:36,979
in Knoxville with Vic Edwards.
1371
01:33:37,069 --> 01:33:38,902
Did he talk about
Murder Can Kill You?
1372
01:33:38,988 --> 01:33:40,399
Did he tell you any stories?
1373
01:33:53,043 --> 01:33:54,454
Thank you.
1374
01:34:03,637 --> 01:34:05,845
- Hmm.
- Bye, Marty.
1375
01:34:05,931 --> 01:34:06,967
Hmm.
1376
01:34:52,020 --> 01:34:54,228
Uh, Lil? Where do you
want this one?
1377
01:34:56,064 --> 01:34:57,555
There.
1378
01:34:57,649 --> 01:34:58,685
Yeah.
1379
01:34:59,735 --> 01:35:00,817
I told you so.
1380
01:35:01,279 --> 01:35:02,735
I know you did.
1381
01:35:02,822 --> 01:35:04,063
And you were right.
1382
01:35:04,157 --> 01:35:06,569
A Lifetime Achievement.
How can I get one of those?
1383
01:35:06,658 --> 01:35:09,618
- Can I rent it?
- I told them about you
1384
01:35:09,703 --> 01:35:11,569
and they seemed interested.
1385
01:35:11,663 --> 01:35:13,029
Oh, stop it.
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