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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,429 --> 00:00:16,397 You sure you know which ones go where? 2 00:00:16,431 --> 00:00:17,489 I'm sure, Gino. 3 00:00:17,532 --> 00:00:18,897 That's what you told me yesterday. 4 00:00:18,934 --> 00:00:21,596 I ended up driving 12 anchovies to a customer's house. 5 00:00:21,636 --> 00:00:23,263 That's 'cause of your lousy handwriting. 6 00:00:23,305 --> 00:00:24,465 I can't read the address. 7 00:00:24,506 --> 00:00:26,167 You ought to spend more time in school... 8 00:00:26,208 --> 00:00:28,301 instead of cruisin' around with broads in my car. 9 00:00:28,343 --> 00:00:30,368 Then you'd learn how to read. 10 00:00:30,412 --> 00:00:31,902 Now come on, hurry up. 11 00:00:31,947 --> 00:00:33,642 And this time bring the car back. 12 00:00:33,682 --> 00:00:35,309 Gino, you said I could have it tonight. 13 00:00:35,350 --> 00:00:36,715 What are you tryin' to do, ruin me? 14 00:00:36,752 --> 00:00:38,515 I ain't in the rent-a-car business. 15 00:00:38,553 --> 00:00:40,714 Let's go. The pizzas are gettin' cold. 16 00:00:40,756 --> 00:00:42,747 And don't squish the boxes. 17 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:47,351 Be careful how you drive! 18 00:02:01,536 --> 00:02:03,504 I'll take a rocky road. 19 00:02:03,538 --> 00:02:05,335 Pink bubble gum, please. 20 00:02:05,373 --> 00:02:06,601 Pink bubble gum? 21 00:02:06,641 --> 00:02:09,610 Yeah, it's the flavor of the month. 22 00:02:18,553 --> 00:02:19,679 Rocky road. 23 00:02:19,721 --> 00:02:21,416 Oh, thank you. 24 00:02:27,028 --> 00:02:28,655 What do you want? 25 00:02:28,697 --> 00:02:30,562 A rocky road. 26 00:02:34,870 --> 00:02:36,735 She's fine, isn't she? 27 00:02:36,771 --> 00:02:38,295 Yeah, do you know her? 28 00:02:38,340 --> 00:02:41,002 Never saw her before in my life. 29 00:02:45,714 --> 00:02:48,239 Hey. You know those three chicks over there? 30 00:02:48,283 --> 00:02:49,477 - Where? - Right there. 31 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:51,747 You don't mean those three alien creatures... 32 00:02:51,786 --> 00:02:53,083 sittin' over there, do you? 33 00:02:53,121 --> 00:02:55,885 David's just telling me that they're easy lays. 34 00:02:55,924 --> 00:02:57,482 You're imagining easy lays. 35 00:02:57,525 --> 00:02:59,220 I'm not imagining. Listen, Gary... 36 00:02:59,261 --> 00:03:01,559 Tommy's brother screws that blonde like he owns her. 37 00:03:01,596 --> 00:03:03,757 Bullshit. Will you look at 'em? They're virgins. 38 00:03:03,798 --> 00:03:06,460 They're not. I can tell by the way they walk. Right, Rick? 39 00:03:06,501 --> 00:03:08,128 That brunette ain't no virgin. 40 00:03:08,169 --> 00:03:10,103 Look at the way she's suckin' on that straw. 41 00:03:10,138 --> 00:03:11,799 I'm wasting my time here. Count me out. 42 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:15,003 Hey, cool it for a second, Gary. This could be interesting. 43 00:03:15,043 --> 00:03:16,908 David, why don't you walk over there... 44 00:03:16,945 --> 00:03:19,971 and invite the three ladies back to our table? 45 00:03:20,015 --> 00:03:21,676 No problem. 46 00:03:35,330 --> 00:03:37,696 Hi, girls. How's it goin' tonight? 47 00:03:40,235 --> 00:03:42,260 Seriously, will you count me out, Rick? 48 00:03:42,304 --> 00:03:43,999 Hey, do you want to get laid or not? 49 00:03:44,039 --> 00:03:45,870 I'd rather screw Godzilla than them. 50 00:03:56,418 --> 00:03:58,215 Do you have the key to your grandmother's house? 51 00:03:58,253 --> 00:04:01,552 No, but we can go to my house. My parents went out. 52 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:02,578 Perfect. 53 00:04:02,624 --> 00:04:05,286 - Hi, ladies. - Hi. 54 00:04:05,327 --> 00:04:06,658 Sit down. 55 00:04:18,039 --> 00:04:19,734 I'm Rick. 56 00:04:19,774 --> 00:04:21,173 This is Gary. 57 00:04:21,209 --> 00:04:23,439 You've met the Big Apple. 58 00:04:23,478 --> 00:04:25,105 I'm Millie. 59 00:04:25,146 --> 00:04:26,443 I'm Roxanne. 60 00:04:26,481 --> 00:04:27,641 Hi, I'm Brenda. 61 00:04:27,682 --> 00:04:31,311 Let's not let the party go on without us, girls. 62 00:04:31,353 --> 00:04:32,342 What party? 63 00:04:32,387 --> 00:04:35,151 The best party in town, sweetheart. 64 00:04:35,190 --> 00:04:36,623 Tell 'em about it, Gary. 65 00:04:39,461 --> 00:04:42,089 Yeah, it's gonna be great. 66 00:04:42,130 --> 00:04:45,327 There's great music and people, and... 67 00:04:45,367 --> 00:04:47,130 What about drugs? 68 00:04:47,168 --> 00:04:52,606 Well, we have uppers, downers... 69 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,005 a little bit of smoke. 70 00:04:54,042 --> 00:04:56,135 All kinds, right guys? 71 00:04:56,177 --> 00:04:58,338 - What about coke? - Yeah. 72 00:04:58,380 --> 00:05:01,008 - Coke? - Yeah. 73 00:05:01,049 --> 00:05:02,846 Yeah, lots of coke. 74 00:05:02,884 --> 00:05:04,442 Of course. 75 00:05:04,486 --> 00:05:08,388 Yeah, we have a whole big... plenty of coke. 76 00:05:10,759 --> 00:05:12,886 Well, what do you say, ladies? 77 00:05:12,927 --> 00:05:14,394 No. I say no. 78 00:05:14,429 --> 00:05:16,624 - Told you they were hot to trot. - Shut up. 79 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:18,461 OK. 80 00:05:20,335 --> 00:05:21,859 OK, what's the verdict, girls? 81 00:05:23,171 --> 00:05:26,402 Well, as long as you keep your hands to yourselves... 82 00:05:26,441 --> 00:05:28,375 and get us home by 12:00. 83 00:05:28,410 --> 00:05:29,775 A quarter till 12:00. 84 00:05:29,811 --> 00:05:31,779 You know I have to be home at a quarter till 12:00. 85 00:05:31,813 --> 00:05:33,440 You guys fight later. 86 00:05:33,481 --> 00:05:35,642 We have a party to go to, right? 87 00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:37,275 Yeah! 88 00:06:00,475 --> 00:06:02,466 Step right in, ladies. 89 00:06:03,578 --> 00:06:05,205 Relax, the place is ours. 90 00:06:05,246 --> 00:06:07,612 Gary's parents are out of town. 91 00:06:07,649 --> 00:06:09,810 Everybody make yourselves at home. 92 00:06:15,523 --> 00:06:17,423 Where is everybody? 93 00:06:17,459 --> 00:06:19,950 - They should be here any minute. - Yeah, they're on their way. 94 00:06:19,994 --> 00:06:21,291 I don't like this. 95 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:28,198 Would you like to dance? 96 00:06:28,236 --> 00:06:29,567 OK. 97 00:06:34,476 --> 00:06:36,603 How about you? Would you like to dance? 98 00:06:36,644 --> 00:06:38,805 Oh, yeah, sure. 99 00:06:48,423 --> 00:06:49,754 Gary. 100 00:07:07,709 --> 00:07:09,336 You know, you're a great dancer. 101 00:07:09,377 --> 00:07:10,435 Yeah, I know. 102 00:07:11,913 --> 00:07:15,110 - Would you like to dance? - I really don't care. 103 00:07:17,218 --> 00:07:19,584 Well, you don't care yes... 104 00:07:19,621 --> 00:07:21,213 or you don't care no? 105 00:07:21,256 --> 00:07:23,247 It doesn't make any difference. 106 00:07:28,096 --> 00:07:31,088 So, what do you say we dance? 107 00:07:32,534 --> 00:07:34,263 I don't care. 108 00:07:40,842 --> 00:07:43,640 What do you think about this song? 109 00:07:43,678 --> 00:07:47,011 I really don't care. 110 00:07:47,048 --> 00:07:49,016 What do you care about? 111 00:07:49,050 --> 00:07:51,746 Listen, don't start that small talk with me. 112 00:07:51,786 --> 00:07:53,720 It's not gonna help you anyway. 113 00:07:53,755 --> 00:07:55,814 You're not gonna get anything from me. 114 00:07:55,857 --> 00:07:59,520 - Listen, I didn't... - I really don't care. 115 00:08:02,630 --> 00:08:04,325 Please don't, Rick. 116 00:08:04,365 --> 00:08:05,855 Please. 117 00:08:05,900 --> 00:08:07,060 Stop. 118 00:08:09,270 --> 00:08:10,760 Please stop. 119 00:08:21,349 --> 00:08:22,338 Rick. 120 00:08:25,420 --> 00:08:28,048 - I think maybe we should go. - No. 121 00:08:28,089 --> 00:08:30,080 We don't even know where we are. 122 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,557 So... 123 00:08:36,598 --> 00:08:38,088 What about the drugs? 124 00:08:40,702 --> 00:08:42,533 What about the drugs? 125 00:08:43,972 --> 00:08:45,633 What about the drugs? 126 00:08:47,408 --> 00:08:49,467 They're in the kitchen. 127 00:08:49,510 --> 00:08:51,307 They're in the kitchen. 128 00:08:51,346 --> 00:08:52,574 They're in the kitchen. 129 00:08:52,614 --> 00:08:55,048 - They're in the kitchen. - Yeah. 130 00:08:55,083 --> 00:08:57,847 So you girls sit tight, and we'll be right back. 131 00:08:57,885 --> 00:09:00,547 You better think of something quick. 132 00:09:00,588 --> 00:09:03,216 Why the hell did you have to promise 'em drugs? 133 00:09:03,258 --> 00:09:04,589 Because that's what they wanted. 134 00:09:04,626 --> 00:09:06,491 You shouldn't have promised them anything. 135 00:09:06,527 --> 00:09:08,051 If I didn't promise them something... 136 00:09:08,096 --> 00:09:09,290 they would've never come, right? 137 00:09:09,330 --> 00:09:10,797 What are we supposed to do now? 138 00:09:10,832 --> 00:09:13,460 Wait a second. You got any Sweet'N Low? 139 00:09:17,739 --> 00:09:20,902 Here we are, girls. The best stuff in town. 140 00:09:20,942 --> 00:09:22,569 Yeah, fresh from Peru. 141 00:09:22,610 --> 00:09:24,874 And crispy chips. 142 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:27,574 One hit, and you'll be flyin'. 143 00:09:41,162 --> 00:09:43,995 Really good stuff! 144 00:09:44,032 --> 00:09:45,624 Great. 145 00:09:56,244 --> 00:09:57,609 I love it. 146 00:10:27,408 --> 00:10:30,434 This is the best Colombian I've ever had. 147 00:10:30,478 --> 00:10:33,242 - Want another line? - You mean, like, now? 148 00:10:33,281 --> 00:10:34,248 Yeah. 149 00:10:34,282 --> 00:10:37,046 - No, no. - No, thanks a lot. 150 00:10:37,085 --> 00:10:38,143 Good stuff, huh? 151 00:10:38,186 --> 00:10:39,312 Yeah. 152 00:10:58,373 --> 00:11:01,501 Hey, Brenda. Can I talk to you inside for a second? 153 00:11:01,542 --> 00:11:03,908 Oh, yeah, sure. 154 00:11:07,815 --> 00:11:09,874 Gee, it's sort of dark in here. 155 00:11:09,917 --> 00:11:12,613 Yeah, I guess the bulb kinda burnt itself out. 156 00:11:12,653 --> 00:11:14,644 Sit down. 157 00:11:16,657 --> 00:11:19,524 So, what did you want to talk to me about? 158 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:20,754 You know. 159 00:11:20,795 --> 00:11:22,194 I know what? 160 00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:23,857 You know. 161 00:11:23,898 --> 00:11:25,593 You sorta like me, huh? 162 00:11:25,633 --> 00:11:26,793 Yeah. 163 00:11:29,704 --> 00:11:31,934 You got white stuff all over your nose. 164 00:11:31,973 --> 00:11:34,203 - So do you. - I do. 165 00:11:35,510 --> 00:11:38,001 This coke is kinda sweet. 166 00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:40,104 It's really good stuff. 167 00:11:40,148 --> 00:11:41,945 Yeah, the best. 168 00:11:41,983 --> 00:11:44,110 David, what are you doing?! 169 00:11:46,687 --> 00:11:48,848 Excuse me. 170 00:12:01,769 --> 00:12:03,760 Let's take our business elsewhere. 171 00:12:03,805 --> 00:12:05,102 OK. 172 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:16,208 Now, you two have fun. 173 00:12:30,264 --> 00:12:31,458 Do you want a chip? 174 00:12:31,499 --> 00:12:32,830 Thank you. 175 00:12:52,353 --> 00:12:54,184 David, please don't. 176 00:12:54,222 --> 00:12:56,554 Look, I don't wanna take my blouse off. 177 00:12:56,591 --> 00:12:58,183 I just met you tonight. 178 00:12:58,226 --> 00:13:00,126 But what about Roxanne and Millie? 179 00:13:00,161 --> 00:13:01,458 What about them? 180 00:13:01,496 --> 00:13:03,657 They don't seem to be having any problems. 181 00:13:15,309 --> 00:13:17,368 But I'm not on the pill. 182 00:13:17,411 --> 00:13:18,742 Me, neither. 183 00:13:37,532 --> 00:13:39,227 The patio? 184 00:13:39,267 --> 00:13:43,260 Yeah, go out on the patio and count to 100... 185 00:13:43,304 --> 00:13:47,001 and when you're finished, I'll be already undressed. 186 00:13:48,276 --> 00:13:50,005 Undressed? 187 00:13:50,044 --> 00:13:52,205 In bed. 188 00:13:52,246 --> 00:13:53,804 You sure? 189 00:13:53,848 --> 00:13:55,907 I'm sure. 190 00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:58,145 I'll be on the patio. 191 00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,516 OK. 192 00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:03,986 I'll be countin'. 193 00:14:06,727 --> 00:14:09,161 One, two, three... 194 00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,596 four, five, six... 195 00:14:11,632 --> 00:14:14,226 seven, eight, nine... 196 00:14:14,268 --> 00:14:16,702 ten, eleven, twelve... 197 00:14:16,737 --> 00:14:19,103 thirteen, fourteen... 198 00:14:36,290 --> 00:14:38,656 - Would you like a chip? - What? 199 00:14:38,693 --> 00:14:40,752 A chip... would you like one? 200 00:14:40,795 --> 00:14:42,456 No, thanks. 201 00:15:16,130 --> 00:15:18,826 It really was. You were wonderful. 202 00:15:18,866 --> 00:15:20,925 Gary, are you home? 203 00:15:20,968 --> 00:15:23,493 What the hell is going on here? 204 00:15:23,537 --> 00:15:27,166 Hal, I think your son should explain what's going on here. 205 00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:29,438 Gary, what the hell is going on here? 206 00:15:29,477 --> 00:15:30,671 Millie? 207 00:15:32,446 --> 00:15:34,710 I'd like you to meet my parents. 208 00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:38,082 Pop... 209 00:15:38,119 --> 00:15:39,416 Millie. 210 00:15:39,453 --> 00:15:40,715 Hi. 211 00:15:40,755 --> 00:15:41,779 Hi. 212 00:15:43,524 --> 00:15:47,187 Oh, my God! I'm having a heart attack! 213 00:15:48,796 --> 00:15:51,788 Hal! Just don't stand there! 214 00:15:51,832 --> 00:15:53,993 I want these tramps out of here! 215 00:15:54,035 --> 00:15:55,161 Gary, get them out of here. 216 00:15:55,202 --> 00:15:57,602 Millie, can I borrow your breath spray? 217 00:15:57,638 --> 00:15:59,538 I'm dying! 218 00:16:01,008 --> 00:16:02,373 I'm dying. 219 00:16:07,214 --> 00:16:08,681 Hurry up! 220 00:16:10,651 --> 00:16:12,516 All right. Where to now? 221 00:16:12,553 --> 00:16:14,180 I think we should just call it a night. 222 00:16:14,221 --> 00:16:16,052 No, come on, let's go to the beach! 223 00:16:16,090 --> 00:16:18,149 Wait a minute. Where's David? 224 00:16:18,192 --> 00:16:20,160 This is terrible. 225 00:16:20,194 --> 00:16:22,162 I want you to lay down. 226 00:16:22,196 --> 00:16:25,097 - Lay down and rest. - All right. I will. 227 00:16:25,132 --> 00:16:28,659 Please just do me a favor. Just please go... 228 00:16:28,703 --> 00:16:33,072 and get me two aspirin and some water, please. 229 00:16:33,107 --> 00:16:35,007 And then close the door. 230 00:16:36,610 --> 00:16:38,578 Oh, what a mess. 231 00:16:38,612 --> 00:16:41,376 96, 97, 98... 232 00:16:41,415 --> 00:16:43,940 99, 100. 233 00:17:05,106 --> 00:17:07,040 Not now, Hal. 234 00:17:07,074 --> 00:17:08,735 Hal? 235 00:17:08,776 --> 00:17:10,835 Mrs. Spencer, what are you doing here? 236 00:17:10,878 --> 00:17:12,971 What am I doing here? What are you doing here?! 237 00:17:13,013 --> 00:17:14,878 Oh, Hal! 238 00:17:14,915 --> 00:17:18,009 I brought you a couple of... 239 00:17:18,052 --> 00:17:19,451 Mr. Spencer! 240 00:17:19,487 --> 00:17:20,954 What the hell is going on here?! 241 00:17:20,988 --> 00:17:23,752 You don't understand. She told me to go outside, and... 242 00:17:23,791 --> 00:17:25,884 I did not! He tried to rape me! 243 00:17:25,926 --> 00:17:27,188 - Rape?! - No! No! 244 00:17:27,228 --> 00:17:29,458 Get out of my house! Get out of my house! 245 00:17:32,933 --> 00:17:37,029 You pervert! Get out of my house! 246 00:17:37,071 --> 00:17:38,436 Shame on you! 247 00:17:38,472 --> 00:17:40,565 Here he comes! 248 00:17:40,608 --> 00:17:41,734 David! 249 00:17:41,776 --> 00:17:43,243 Come on, David! 250 00:17:43,277 --> 00:17:45,404 You're in your fucking underwear! 251 00:17:47,681 --> 00:17:49,979 - Hey, guys, you know something? - What? 252 00:17:50,017 --> 00:17:51,507 Your parents are home. 253 00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:51,334 Victor! 254 00:18:51,378 --> 00:18:53,209 What are you doin', Victor? 255 00:18:53,247 --> 00:18:57,547 Looks like we've got ourselves a peeping tom, guys! 256 00:18:57,585 --> 00:18:59,610 I wasn't peeping. 257 00:18:59,653 --> 00:19:01,280 I was just... 258 00:19:01,322 --> 00:19:02,812 I was just looking at the board. 259 00:19:02,857 --> 00:19:05,417 Sure. 260 00:19:05,459 --> 00:19:07,689 Victor's got himself a hard-on. 261 00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:11,896 What are you hiding, Victor? 262 00:19:11,932 --> 00:19:13,160 It's none of your business. 263 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,758 Buzz off, blimp. 264 00:19:14,802 --> 00:19:17,566 OK, OK, come on, guys. Let's lay off him. 265 00:19:17,605 --> 00:19:20,233 I mean, it's too small to see, anyway, right? 266 00:19:20,274 --> 00:19:24,267 Oh, yeah? I just bet you guys wish you had what I have. 267 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,545 Bullshit, Victor. 268 00:19:28,582 --> 00:19:31,244 Put your money where your mouth is. 269 00:19:31,285 --> 00:19:32,582 Money? Now he's talkin'. 270 00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:35,384 All right, listen up, guys. Everybody put in a buck... 271 00:19:35,422 --> 00:19:37,617 and the man who's got the biggest tool... 272 00:19:37,658 --> 00:19:39,990 he's the one who wins the pool. 273 00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:54,063 3 and 1/2. 274 00:19:57,578 --> 00:19:59,603 Rick is here! 275 00:20:05,686 --> 00:20:07,745 Holy shit. 276 00:20:07,788 --> 00:20:08,846 It's alive! 277 00:20:09,990 --> 00:20:11,685 Jesus Christ. 278 00:20:14,261 --> 00:20:15,626 That's nine inches. 279 00:20:15,663 --> 00:20:17,722 Nine? Who are you trying to cheat? 280 00:20:17,765 --> 00:20:19,699 It's 9 and 1/2. Measure it again. 281 00:20:19,733 --> 00:20:21,598 We're not including your balls, Victor. 282 00:20:21,635 --> 00:20:25,264 Neither am I. Look, it's mine. I should know what it is. 283 00:20:25,306 --> 00:20:27,297 OK, you want to give him the extra 1/2 inch? 284 00:20:27,341 --> 00:20:29,275 9 and 1/2 for Victor! 285 00:20:39,219 --> 00:20:41,187 One, two, three, four. 286 00:20:41,221 --> 00:20:42,950 Thank you. 287 00:20:46,994 --> 00:20:48,859 - Hey, Gary. - Hi. 288 00:20:51,632 --> 00:20:53,259 Don't strain your eyeballs. 289 00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:55,200 Hey, you know who she is? 290 00:20:55,235 --> 00:20:56,497 Which one? 291 00:20:56,537 --> 00:20:58,198 The one with the purple streak in her hair? 292 00:20:58,238 --> 00:20:59,933 No, the other one, turkey. 293 00:20:59,974 --> 00:21:02,636 - I think her name is Karen. - Karen what? 294 00:21:02,676 --> 00:21:05,804 I don't know. She just moved here about a week ago. 295 00:21:05,846 --> 00:21:07,973 Can you find out where she lives? 296 00:21:08,015 --> 00:21:09,642 Sure, no sweat. 297 00:21:09,683 --> 00:21:12,846 For a small fee, I think I can find out. 298 00:22:28,128 --> 00:22:30,255 - Good morning. - Oh, morning. 299 00:22:30,297 --> 00:22:32,094 Is something wrong? 300 00:22:32,132 --> 00:22:33,656 I'm not sure. 301 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:35,497 Well, let me have a look. 302 00:22:40,808 --> 00:22:42,673 Looks like you have a flat. 303 00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:44,176 Can it be fixed? 304 00:22:44,211 --> 00:22:45,439 I don't know. 305 00:22:45,479 --> 00:22:48,004 You must have run over some small glass or something. 306 00:22:48,048 --> 00:22:50,710 - Do you have a pump? - No. 307 00:22:50,751 --> 00:22:52,912 Oh, darn, I'm gonna be late for school. 308 00:22:52,953 --> 00:22:55,786 - Can I give you a lift? - Which way are you going? 309 00:22:55,823 --> 00:22:57,950 - To Roosevelt High. - So am I! 310 00:22:57,991 --> 00:23:00,619 - So be my guest. - OK. 311 00:23:05,165 --> 00:23:07,224 Can I offer you some pizza? 312 00:23:07,267 --> 00:23:08,700 No, thank you. 313 00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:10,464 How about a big meatball sandwich? 314 00:23:10,504 --> 00:23:13,132 No, thanks. I just had breakfast. 315 00:23:13,173 --> 00:23:14,902 What's your name? 316 00:23:14,942 --> 00:23:16,239 Karen. 317 00:23:16,276 --> 00:23:18,107 - Sharon? - Karen. 318 00:23:18,145 --> 00:23:19,976 Marion? 319 00:23:20,013 --> 00:23:21,378 Karen... with a ''K. '' 320 00:23:21,415 --> 00:23:23,940 Oh, ''Karen. '' Why didn't you say so? 321 00:23:23,984 --> 00:23:25,042 I just did. 322 00:23:31,959 --> 00:23:33,688 Thanks for the ride. 323 00:23:36,630 --> 00:23:37,790 Bye. 324 00:23:40,701 --> 00:23:42,692 Karen! Hold on a second. 325 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:49,307 I wanted to ask what you were doing tonight. 326 00:23:49,343 --> 00:23:50,935 I'm afraid I'm busy. 327 00:23:50,978 --> 00:23:53,208 Oh. That's too bad. 328 00:23:53,247 --> 00:23:56,410 Because I know about this really happening party tonight. 329 00:23:56,450 --> 00:23:59,681 Sorry. There's always a next time. 330 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,153 Thanks again, Gary. 331 00:24:02,656 --> 00:24:03,782 Karen! 332 00:24:05,292 --> 00:24:07,419 Let me ask you something straight out. 333 00:24:07,461 --> 00:24:09,520 Go ahead. 334 00:24:12,499 --> 00:24:14,990 Do you have a boyfriend? 335 00:24:15,035 --> 00:24:16,297 No. 336 00:24:16,336 --> 00:24:17,462 Well... 337 00:24:17,504 --> 00:24:19,495 Thanks again, Gary. 338 00:24:21,909 --> 00:24:23,137 Come on, move! 339 00:24:23,177 --> 00:24:25,372 That's it, get that lead out of your ass. 340 00:24:25,412 --> 00:24:26,640 One, two, three! 341 00:24:32,319 --> 00:24:33,809 Hey, shake it. 342 00:24:54,074 --> 00:24:55,541 Hey, Big Apple, what's going on? 343 00:24:55,576 --> 00:24:58,374 - Gary, where have you been? - My parents. Don't ask. 344 00:24:58,412 --> 00:25:00,607 Don't worry about it. You came at the perfect time. 345 00:25:00,647 --> 00:25:02,478 The place is really jumping. 346 00:25:02,516 --> 00:25:03,949 Hey, give me a cigarette. 347 00:25:03,984 --> 00:25:06,885 - Come on, I only have nine left. - Put it on my bill. 348 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,115 Jesus Christ. You know, you guys. 349 00:25:09,156 --> 00:25:11,090 Hey, Gary, guess who's here? 350 00:25:11,124 --> 00:25:13,285 - Who? - Karen. 351 00:25:13,327 --> 00:25:15,318 She's right over there dancing with Rick. 352 00:25:19,566 --> 00:25:22,899 It doesn't take old lover boy very long, does it? 353 00:25:22,936 --> 00:25:24,870 He's on her like flies to shit. 354 00:25:35,249 --> 00:25:38,218 Come on, you might as well just forget about her. 355 00:25:38,252 --> 00:25:41,119 Maybe he'll give you sloppy seconds. 356 00:25:52,699 --> 00:25:54,326 My pleasure, madam. 357 00:25:54,368 --> 00:25:55,995 Oh, mine, too. 358 00:25:56,036 --> 00:25:59,597 I want you to meet my two very best friends. 359 00:25:59,706 --> 00:26:02,106 Gary, David, how you guys doing? 360 00:26:02,142 --> 00:26:05,407 Listen, I want you to meet the love of my life. 361 00:26:06,580 --> 00:26:08,138 Gary, this is... 362 00:26:08,181 --> 00:26:10,115 - Hi, Karen. - Hi, Gary. 363 00:26:10,150 --> 00:26:12,618 So you two have met before? 364 00:26:12,653 --> 00:26:15,451 Yeah, I guess you can say that. 365 00:26:15,489 --> 00:26:17,457 Karen, hi, there you are. 366 00:26:17,491 --> 00:26:19,288 I've been looking for you all night. 367 00:26:19,326 --> 00:26:20,793 Oh, hi, Rose. 368 00:26:20,827 --> 00:26:22,658 Rose, this is Rick. 369 00:26:23,997 --> 00:26:27,296 And this is Gary. 370 00:26:27,334 --> 00:26:28,824 Hi, Gary. 371 00:26:28,869 --> 00:26:31,201 Oh. Hi, Rose. 372 00:26:31,238 --> 00:26:33,297 All right, let's cut this shit... 373 00:26:33,340 --> 00:26:36,002 and now let's all get serious. 374 00:26:37,878 --> 00:26:39,505 May I have this dance, princess? 375 00:26:39,546 --> 00:26:40,672 Sure. 376 00:27:10,477 --> 00:27:12,604 Would you like to dance, Gary? 377 00:27:12,646 --> 00:27:14,113 Let's dance. 378 00:27:14,147 --> 00:27:15,444 Rose, I don't know... 379 00:27:15,482 --> 00:27:17,143 Come on, dance with me. 380 00:27:23,890 --> 00:27:25,858 You and Rose are pretty tight, huh? 381 00:27:25,892 --> 00:27:28,292 I guess. Why? 382 00:27:28,328 --> 00:27:31,786 It looks like she's a little bit more than hot for Gary. 383 00:27:31,832 --> 00:27:34,392 I think it would be great if they hit it off. 384 00:27:34,434 --> 00:27:35,992 Have we done that? 385 00:27:36,036 --> 00:27:38,231 Done what? 386 00:27:38,271 --> 00:27:40,330 Hit it off. 387 00:27:52,419 --> 00:27:55,149 I really love this song. 388 00:27:55,188 --> 00:27:59,284 This song just drives me crazy. 389 00:27:59,326 --> 00:28:02,022 Yeah, it's great. 390 00:28:02,062 --> 00:28:04,030 Will you excuse me for one minute? 391 00:28:04,064 --> 00:28:05,122 Sure. 392 00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:15,802 Excuse me. I'll be back in a minute. 393 00:28:17,444 --> 00:28:18,604 May I? 394 00:28:18,645 --> 00:28:20,010 Cool. 395 00:28:20,046 --> 00:28:21,980 Looking real foxy tonight. 396 00:28:35,028 --> 00:28:38,725 What's the matter with you? Are you drunk? 397 00:28:38,765 --> 00:28:41,928 Not yet. I'm just getting started. 398 00:28:41,968 --> 00:28:44,300 Well, seems like you're off to a pretty good start. 399 00:28:44,337 --> 00:28:45,804 The night's still young. 400 00:28:45,839 --> 00:28:48,603 I'm just getting ready for the good part. 401 00:28:48,642 --> 00:28:51,304 Hey, do you want some? 402 00:28:51,344 --> 00:28:53,335 Oh, no thanks. I'll pass. 403 00:28:55,682 --> 00:28:59,174 How's about a big meatball sandwich, huh? 404 00:29:02,122 --> 00:29:05,250 You and Rick are pretty good friends, aren't you? 405 00:29:05,292 --> 00:29:09,592 Yeah. We're partners, you know? Tight. 406 00:29:09,629 --> 00:29:13,087 You sure like him, don't you? 407 00:29:13,133 --> 00:29:14,862 Why do you ask? 408 00:29:14,901 --> 00:29:18,302 I don't know. I just felt like asking. 409 00:29:18,338 --> 00:29:22,604 Hey, there you are, my beautiful baby. 410 00:29:22,642 --> 00:29:24,974 I was looking all over for you. 411 00:29:25,011 --> 00:29:27,605 Well, I was just talking to Gary. 412 00:29:27,647 --> 00:29:31,777 Gary. I think you better lighten up on that stuff, man. 413 00:29:31,818 --> 00:29:33,649 It'll turn your brain to shit. 414 00:30:05,652 --> 00:30:07,950 Hey, man, take it easy! 415 00:30:07,988 --> 00:30:10,422 Watch it, jerk! 416 00:30:10,457 --> 00:30:11,617 Gary. 417 00:30:11,658 --> 00:30:13,523 Hey, you're fucking wrecked, man. 418 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,221 Get it together. 419 00:30:15,262 --> 00:30:17,492 David, will you take care of him, please? 420 00:30:17,531 --> 00:30:18,725 We got a freak-out on our hands. 421 00:30:18,765 --> 00:30:21,700 Come on, Gary, it's me... David. 422 00:30:23,370 --> 00:30:26,203 What's the matter with you, man? 423 00:30:26,239 --> 00:30:28,002 Hi, David. 424 00:30:28,041 --> 00:30:30,168 You're ruining it for everybody. 425 00:30:30,210 --> 00:30:32,576 Come on, let's take him out by the pool. 426 00:30:32,612 --> 00:30:34,910 No, I don't want to go. 427 00:30:34,948 --> 00:30:37,416 No, I don't want to go. 428 00:30:44,925 --> 00:30:49,055 Listen, I want you to go home, get a good night's sleep... 429 00:30:49,095 --> 00:30:51,256 and in the morning you'll feel 100%% % better. 430 00:30:51,298 --> 00:30:52,697 Thanks, pal. 431 00:30:52,732 --> 00:30:55,360 Look, you go on. Go on. I'll be all right. 432 00:30:55,402 --> 00:30:58,462 Are you sure you don't want me to drive you home? 433 00:30:58,505 --> 00:31:02,305 You're gonna get my seats wet, and my boss is gonna kill me. 434 00:31:02,342 --> 00:31:04,640 Get in the car, come on. 435 00:31:04,678 --> 00:31:06,771 - David? - What? 436 00:31:06,813 --> 00:31:08,781 Are you going back to the party? 437 00:31:08,815 --> 00:31:11,147 Of course, what do you think? 438 00:31:11,184 --> 00:31:13,652 Give her my best, will you? 439 00:31:13,687 --> 00:31:14,984 To who? 440 00:31:15,021 --> 00:31:17,148 To her... Karen. 441 00:31:17,190 --> 00:31:20,318 Oh, Karen, of course. Yeah. Come on, get in. 442 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:24,660 David, make sure to tell her I love her madly. 443 00:31:24,698 --> 00:31:28,725 OK, I'll tell her your love for her is highly spiritual. 444 00:31:28,768 --> 00:31:30,702 OK? Now come on. 445 00:31:30,737 --> 00:31:32,204 Thanks. 446 00:31:32,238 --> 00:31:33,466 No problem. 447 00:31:33,506 --> 00:31:34,973 Don't forget. 448 00:31:35,008 --> 00:31:35,997 I won't. 449 00:31:36,042 --> 00:31:37,373 Just be careful, all right? 450 00:31:43,183 --> 00:31:44,878 Gary? 451 00:31:44,918 --> 00:31:46,317 Yeah? 452 00:31:46,353 --> 00:31:47,547 Why don't you come in... 453 00:31:47,587 --> 00:31:49,612 and introduce yourself to our guests? 454 00:31:49,656 --> 00:31:50,748 OK. 455 00:31:50,790 --> 00:31:52,985 You'll never get over how much he's grown... 456 00:31:53,026 --> 00:31:55,426 since the last time you've seen him. 457 00:31:55,462 --> 00:31:56,622 Hi, everybody! 458 00:31:56,663 --> 00:31:58,790 Gary! 459 00:31:58,832 --> 00:32:04,862 Oh, my goodness, Martha, how this young man has grown! 460 00:32:04,904 --> 00:32:07,896 Are you in high school already, Gary? 461 00:32:11,678 --> 00:32:16,479 Gary, Mrs. Roswell is asking you a question. 462 00:32:17,884 --> 00:32:21,285 Oh, I am so sorry. 463 00:32:21,321 --> 00:32:23,619 He hasn't been feeling well lately. 464 00:32:23,657 --> 00:32:28,253 What this young man needs is a long, cold shower. 465 00:32:28,294 --> 00:32:29,659 Oh, yeah? 466 00:32:29,696 --> 00:32:32,096 Only if you join me, baby. 467 00:32:32,132 --> 00:32:35,033 'Cause I know what you need. 468 00:32:36,269 --> 00:32:37,668 Good night, Gary. 469 00:32:37,704 --> 00:32:40,605 Gary, I want you to take this tray back into the kitchen... 470 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,505 and then go to your room! 471 00:32:42,542 --> 00:32:44,169 Good night, Gary. 472 00:32:44,210 --> 00:32:46,644 Good night, everybody! 473 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,705 Good night, Gary! 474 00:32:55,622 --> 00:32:58,614 Good night, Mrs. Roswell. 475 00:32:58,658 --> 00:33:00,990 Good night, Gary. 476 00:33:01,027 --> 00:33:04,463 Good night, My Mrs. Roswell 477 00:33:04,497 --> 00:33:07,796 Good night, my love 478 00:33:07,834 --> 00:33:12,032 Sleep tight, my Mrs. Roswell 479 00:33:12,072 --> 00:33:14,700 Sleep tight, my love 480 00:33:14,741 --> 00:33:16,333 Good night 481 00:33:17,577 --> 00:33:19,306 No, please, nobody get up. 482 00:33:19,345 --> 00:33:21,074 We'll clean it up in the morning. 483 00:33:21,281 --> 00:33:24,648 An isosceles is a triangle which has two equal sides. 484 00:33:24,684 --> 00:33:27,585 A scalene is a triangle with no equal sides... 485 00:33:27,620 --> 00:33:29,247 like so. 486 00:33:29,289 --> 00:33:32,850 We have A, B, C. 487 00:33:32,892 --> 00:33:37,556 Now, let's review yesterday's problem on page 74. 488 00:33:37,597 --> 00:33:40,157 What did we say about the relationship... 489 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:44,728 between two squares bisected by lines... 490 00:33:44,771 --> 00:33:47,501 both horizontal and vertical? 491 00:33:47,540 --> 00:33:49,235 Gary? 492 00:33:50,777 --> 00:33:51,766 Gary! 493 00:33:54,047 --> 00:33:55,514 Yes? 494 00:33:55,548 --> 00:33:58,176 Gary, please stand up and illustrate the theory. 495 00:34:04,157 --> 00:34:05,419 Well... 496 00:34:05,458 --> 00:34:06,948 Gary, please answer. 497 00:34:06,993 --> 00:34:08,790 See, it's really very simple. 498 00:34:08,828 --> 00:34:10,056 You... 499 00:34:10,096 --> 00:34:12,121 Take the side that's longest. 500 00:34:12,165 --> 00:34:14,133 You take the side that's longest. 501 00:34:14,167 --> 00:34:16,863 - And then... - And what? 502 00:34:16,903 --> 00:34:18,666 And then you... 503 00:34:21,374 --> 00:34:23,740 And then BC. 504 00:34:23,777 --> 00:34:25,142 And then BC... 505 00:34:25,178 --> 00:34:27,112 you know, the lines cross. 506 00:34:27,147 --> 00:34:28,808 And then? 507 00:34:28,848 --> 00:34:31,749 And then you... sorry. 508 00:34:31,785 --> 00:34:35,380 - And then? - And then... 509 00:34:35,421 --> 00:34:37,651 and then... 510 00:34:37,690 --> 00:34:39,157 and then... 511 00:34:41,227 --> 00:34:43,559 And then you shove it up your ass. 512 00:35:14,127 --> 00:35:17,187 Un momentita... I'm coming. 513 00:35:19,165 --> 00:35:20,496 Pizza delivery. 514 00:35:20,533 --> 00:35:22,330 Ah, my pizza. 515 00:35:22,368 --> 00:35:24,233 Come on in, chico. 516 00:35:29,976 --> 00:35:35,175 Carmela is pleased to see such a beautiful delivery. 517 00:35:36,716 --> 00:35:39,981 Where should I put these? 518 00:35:40,019 --> 00:35:42,783 Why don't you put the pizza in the kitchen. 519 00:35:42,822 --> 00:35:44,119 Over there? 520 00:35:44,157 --> 00:35:47,058 And put the bottles in the fridge. 521 00:35:47,093 --> 00:35:48,082 OK. 522 00:35:49,429 --> 00:35:52,023 How much do you charge, my little pizza boy? 523 00:35:52,065 --> 00:35:54,363 It's $7.50 for the pizza... 524 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,858 and $1.50 for the drinks. 525 00:35:57,904 --> 00:35:59,633 It's nine bucks. 526 00:36:00,740 --> 00:36:03,607 Jesus, lady, I'm s... 527 00:36:03,643 --> 00:36:06,009 I'm sorry. It slipped. 528 00:36:07,347 --> 00:36:08,871 Here, let me clean it up. 529 00:36:08,915 --> 00:36:11,406 Don't worry, it's nothing. 530 00:36:11,451 --> 00:36:14,215 Could've happened to anyone. 531 00:36:20,026 --> 00:36:23,553 Taste it. It's good? 532 00:36:26,466 --> 00:36:30,163 It's papaya. Don't you like it? 533 00:36:30,203 --> 00:36:31,636 I do. 534 00:36:31,671 --> 00:36:35,505 It's very good, ma'am. 535 00:36:35,541 --> 00:36:38,237 You can call me Carmela. 536 00:36:39,679 --> 00:36:43,137 Don't worry, Carmela does not bite... 537 00:36:43,182 --> 00:36:45,844 nice, young muchachos. 538 00:36:45,885 --> 00:36:50,117 That's my boss. I gotta go. I have to go call him. 539 00:36:50,156 --> 00:36:53,125 You must come back when you have more time. 540 00:36:53,159 --> 00:36:54,751 Hey, the money! 541 00:36:54,794 --> 00:36:57,354 Hey, that's OK. So long! 542 00:36:57,397 --> 00:37:00,127 Come back whenever you like! 543 00:37:41,341 --> 00:37:44,868 Oh, it's my little muchacho. 544 00:37:44,911 --> 00:37:46,640 Back so soon. 545 00:37:46,679 --> 00:37:49,648 Hi. Me and my friends... 546 00:37:49,682 --> 00:37:51,479 we just happened to be in the neighborhood. 547 00:37:51,517 --> 00:37:53,678 And I thought we'd bring you some extra pizzas. 548 00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:57,281 Oh, you're friends of my muchacho? 549 00:37:57,323 --> 00:37:59,518 Good, good, we have a pizza party. 550 00:37:59,559 --> 00:38:00,821 Come in. 551 00:38:06,499 --> 00:38:08,433 Yeah, go. 552 00:38:23,349 --> 00:38:26,045 Don't be shy, muchachos. 553 00:38:26,085 --> 00:38:28,144 Please sit down. 554 00:38:31,524 --> 00:38:35,051 Now I will get you a little drinkito. 555 00:38:41,467 --> 00:38:42,832 Sit down. 556 00:38:42,869 --> 00:38:45,497 You weren't bullshitting. She is totally hot! 557 00:38:45,538 --> 00:38:47,165 Yeah, tell me about it. 558 00:38:47,206 --> 00:38:49,174 You sure this isn't going to cost us? 559 00:38:49,208 --> 00:38:53,167 I'm positive. She does it 'cause she loves it. 560 00:38:55,548 --> 00:38:58,016 If I had known you were coming... 561 00:38:58,051 --> 00:39:01,919 I would have had everything just right. 562 00:39:01,954 --> 00:39:05,788 Lucky for us my darling sailor boy Paco... 563 00:39:05,825 --> 00:39:08,123 left me this bottle of tequila. 564 00:39:19,972 --> 00:39:21,200 Amor. 565 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:22,434 Amor? 566 00:39:22,475 --> 00:39:24,306 To love. 567 00:39:35,788 --> 00:39:38,154 Let's have some music. 568 00:39:46,999 --> 00:39:48,933 Go ahead, she's waiting for you. 569 00:39:48,968 --> 00:39:51,266 You go. You're her little muchacho. 570 00:39:51,304 --> 00:39:53,772 Cut the shit. You saw the way she was looking at you. 571 00:39:53,806 --> 00:39:55,068 Now, go! 572 00:41:16,489 --> 00:41:18,457 Come... 573 00:41:18,491 --> 00:41:20,516 and dance with Carmela. 574 00:42:22,688 --> 00:42:24,679 Get your clothes off. 575 00:42:27,193 --> 00:42:28,387 What are you doing? 576 00:42:28,427 --> 00:42:31,089 Come on, he said to take our clothes off. 577 00:42:36,936 --> 00:42:39,530 Oh, s�, s�, s�, s�. 578 00:43:02,662 --> 00:43:04,630 Move... let me have a look. 579 00:43:04,664 --> 00:43:06,928 Come on, I gotta look. 580 00:43:06,966 --> 00:43:11,130 Oh, you are so long, my sweet papaya. 581 00:43:11,170 --> 00:43:15,800 You are driving Carmela crazy! 582 00:43:15,841 --> 00:43:19,470 - Come on, I gotta see! - Shut up! Shut up! 583 00:43:19,512 --> 00:43:21,309 - Oh, God. - What? 584 00:43:21,347 --> 00:43:22,609 I don't believe this. 585 00:43:22,648 --> 00:43:26,846 More! More! That's it! Harder! 586 00:43:26,886 --> 00:43:29,184 Yes! Yes! 587 00:43:29,221 --> 00:43:30,654 More! More! 588 00:43:30,690 --> 00:43:32,783 Gary, I can't stand it. I gotta look. 589 00:43:32,825 --> 00:43:33,849 Wait, no. 590 00:43:36,829 --> 00:43:38,660 Mama! Mama! 591 00:43:38,698 --> 00:43:39,858 Papa! 592 00:43:43,035 --> 00:43:44,935 My angel. 593 00:43:44,970 --> 00:43:47,495 I am ready! I am ready! 594 00:43:47,540 --> 00:43:49,667 Jesus Christ, he's fucking her. 595 00:43:49,709 --> 00:43:51,506 He's fucking her! 596 00:43:51,544 --> 00:43:53,375 They're finished. Here he comes. 597 00:43:56,982 --> 00:44:01,612 Who is the next muchacho for Carmela? 598 00:44:01,654 --> 00:44:03,884 Go to it, Gary. She's waiting for you, man. 599 00:44:03,923 --> 00:44:04,947 David's next. 600 00:44:04,990 --> 00:44:07,117 No, you said you wanted seconds. 601 00:44:07,159 --> 00:44:09,684 Come on, David, you said you were going after Rick. 602 00:44:09,729 --> 00:44:11,128 Now, go ahead. 603 00:44:11,163 --> 00:44:13,358 I am starting to feel Ionely. 604 00:44:13,399 --> 00:44:16,391 - Rick, I'll tell you why... - Get in there. 605 00:44:19,004 --> 00:44:21,302 Rick, tell me, how was it? 606 00:44:21,340 --> 00:44:23,570 It was great, man. 607 00:44:23,609 --> 00:44:25,543 Hi. 608 00:44:25,578 --> 00:44:28,706 Come to me, my big burrito. 609 00:44:28,748 --> 00:44:30,147 Me? 610 00:44:30,182 --> 00:44:32,173 You are the only man I see. 611 00:44:32,218 --> 00:44:33,378 You sure? 612 00:44:33,419 --> 00:44:37,355 Oh, yes. Come to Carmela. 613 00:44:37,390 --> 00:44:39,415 Hurry up. Come on. 614 00:44:39,458 --> 00:44:41,653 Hurry up. 615 00:44:41,694 --> 00:44:46,495 Carmela wants to feel you. 616 00:44:47,867 --> 00:44:51,428 Carmela wants you to feel good. 617 00:44:58,177 --> 00:44:59,610 Take this off. 618 00:44:59,712 --> 00:45:01,111 What? 619 00:45:01,147 --> 00:45:02,580 Take it off. 620 00:45:05,284 --> 00:45:06,444 Don't be shy. 621 00:45:07,987 --> 00:45:09,545 That's it. 622 00:45:11,657 --> 00:45:13,090 Bueno. 623 00:45:17,997 --> 00:45:20,227 She's going for it. She's totally going for it. 624 00:45:20,266 --> 00:45:22,359 Let me see. 625 00:45:49,462 --> 00:45:50,724 Here she comes! 626 00:45:52,465 --> 00:45:55,161 Intermission. 627 00:45:55,201 --> 00:45:59,604 I just love a good fiesta. 628 00:45:59,705 --> 00:46:01,730 Let's have some more music. 629 00:46:08,180 --> 00:46:09,909 Who is it? 630 00:46:11,984 --> 00:46:14,009 - Paco! - Carmela. 631 00:46:14,053 --> 00:46:15,247 Oh, shit! 632 00:46:15,287 --> 00:46:17,414 Hurry! Get your clothes on. 633 00:46:17,456 --> 00:46:19,014 Mi amor. 634 00:46:19,058 --> 00:46:21,424 - Mi coraz�n. - Hi! 635 00:46:21,460 --> 00:46:23,087 Mi vida. 636 00:46:23,128 --> 00:46:25,722 Get your shirt on! Come on, man! 637 00:46:27,299 --> 00:46:29,824 This is my sailor Paco. 638 00:46:29,869 --> 00:46:32,702 He's arriving from Puerto Rico to visit Carmela. 639 00:46:32,738 --> 00:46:34,638 Isn't he good? 640 00:46:34,673 --> 00:46:37,301 These are my neighbor boys from downstairs. 641 00:46:37,343 --> 00:46:40,335 I was helping them with their Spanish lessons. 642 00:46:40,379 --> 00:46:43,507 That is all for today, boys. You can go now. 643 00:46:43,549 --> 00:46:44,880 Adi�s, muchachos. 644 00:46:47,052 --> 00:46:48,383 What a nympho. 645 00:46:56,562 --> 00:46:58,530 David's still inside! 646 00:46:58,564 --> 00:47:00,794 David, come on! Hurry up! 647 00:47:02,635 --> 00:47:04,193 Shit, my clothes! 648 00:47:06,205 --> 00:47:07,502 Come on, David! 649 00:47:07,540 --> 00:47:09,007 Come on, you're not gonna make it! 650 00:47:09,041 --> 00:47:10,474 Come on, man, hurry up! 651 00:47:10,509 --> 00:47:11,669 Shit! 652 00:47:24,857 --> 00:47:26,188 Come back here! 653 00:47:28,527 --> 00:47:29,459 Come back! 654 00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:35,760 Hey, Rick. 655 00:47:35,801 --> 00:47:37,496 Hi, what's happening? 656 00:47:37,536 --> 00:47:39,060 Where's the car? 657 00:47:39,104 --> 00:47:43,268 I couldn't get it tonight. My boss wouldn't let me have it. 658 00:47:43,309 --> 00:47:45,277 Are you serious? Gary, you're crazy, man. 659 00:47:45,311 --> 00:47:47,211 Karen and Rose are gonna be here any second. 660 00:47:47,246 --> 00:47:49,373 I told you to count me out in the first place. 661 00:47:49,415 --> 00:47:52,612 You're supposed to be my buddy, help me out tonight, remember? 662 00:47:52,651 --> 00:47:54,380 And you know that Karen won't hang out with me... 663 00:47:54,420 --> 00:47:55,785 unless Rose comes along. 664 00:47:55,821 --> 00:47:57,812 Besides, she's got the hots for you, man. 665 00:47:57,856 --> 00:48:00,324 Oh, gee. Thanks a lot. 666 00:48:04,763 --> 00:48:06,663 Hey, guys. How's it goin'? 667 00:48:06,699 --> 00:48:09,964 - It's not so great, Victor. - What's the problem? 668 00:48:12,705 --> 00:48:15,003 Well, you see, Victor, Gary and I... 669 00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:19,306 we invited these three real hot blondes here tonight. 670 00:48:19,345 --> 00:48:23,247 But the thing is, we got the rum... 671 00:48:23,282 --> 00:48:25,648 we got the chicks... 672 00:48:25,684 --> 00:48:27,584 but there's only two of us. 673 00:48:27,620 --> 00:48:28,882 We need another guy. 674 00:48:28,921 --> 00:48:31,754 Hey, I'll give you a hand. 675 00:48:31,790 --> 00:48:34,088 Aw, no, Victor, really. 676 00:48:34,126 --> 00:48:35,991 No, no, no. No problem. 677 00:48:36,028 --> 00:48:37,188 Look, Victor, no. 678 00:48:37,229 --> 00:48:38,890 If there's any problem at all. 679 00:48:38,931 --> 00:48:40,228 We don't want to inconvenience you. 680 00:48:40,265 --> 00:48:43,462 Hey, no, it's no inconvenience. I'd like to. 681 00:48:43,502 --> 00:48:47,632 I mean, what are friends for, right? 682 00:48:47,673 --> 00:48:50,938 Right. Now, Victor, I'll park your car... 683 00:48:50,976 --> 00:48:53,843 and you go inside and get some coke for the rum, OK? 684 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,043 Well... 685 00:48:57,082 --> 00:49:00,074 Come on, what do you say? Look, it's gettin' late. 686 00:49:00,119 --> 00:49:02,587 Yeah, I don't know. 687 00:49:02,621 --> 00:49:03,815 Well... 688 00:49:05,624 --> 00:49:07,956 OK. All right. 689 00:49:07,993 --> 00:49:10,291 But you guys, really... 690 00:49:10,329 --> 00:49:12,456 park this beauty gently. 691 00:49:12,498 --> 00:49:14,830 - Oh, we will, Victor. - I just got her painted. 692 00:49:14,867 --> 00:49:15,993 Looks great. 693 00:49:16,035 --> 00:49:17,935 Yeah, it cost me my last buck. 694 00:49:17,970 --> 00:49:20,336 And be careful with your cigarette. 695 00:49:20,372 --> 00:49:22,363 - No problem. - Oh, good. 696 00:49:23,776 --> 00:49:24,970 Three blondes? 697 00:49:25,010 --> 00:49:26,841 Three! 698 00:49:26,879 --> 00:49:29,541 Great. 699 00:49:29,581 --> 00:49:31,071 Great. 700 00:49:42,628 --> 00:49:44,459 - Get in the back. - No way. 701 00:49:44,496 --> 00:49:45,827 Hey, how you doing? 702 00:49:45,864 --> 00:49:46,956 Hi, Gary. 703 00:49:50,803 --> 00:49:52,703 All right. 704 00:49:52,738 --> 00:49:54,831 So, what do you guys want to to do tonight? 705 00:49:54,873 --> 00:49:56,101 I don't know. 706 00:49:56,141 --> 00:49:58,871 - Why don't we go to the point? - Hey, that's a great idea! 707 00:49:58,911 --> 00:50:02,005 Oh, God! I've never been to the point before. 708 00:50:02,047 --> 00:50:05,039 That sounds like a lot of fun! Yeah! 709 00:50:20,199 --> 00:50:23,168 Rose, do you have any mints or gum or something? 710 00:50:23,202 --> 00:50:25,466 I only have two pieces left... 711 00:50:25,504 --> 00:50:27,597 and that has to last me all night. 712 00:50:27,639 --> 00:50:32,167 Rose, how'd you like to sit up front with Gary? 713 00:50:32,211 --> 00:50:34,042 Sure. 714 00:52:02,267 --> 00:52:04,258 Assholes. 715 00:52:07,673 --> 00:52:09,140 Gary, wait up! 716 00:52:09,174 --> 00:52:11,608 I'll see you in a couple. 717 00:52:13,111 --> 00:52:16,239 Listen, Gary, I gotta ask you a small favor. 718 00:52:16,281 --> 00:52:18,374 Can you lend me the key to your grandmother's tonight? 719 00:52:18,417 --> 00:52:19,509 What for? 720 00:52:19,551 --> 00:52:22,520 I got a date with Karen, and I want to be alone. 721 00:52:22,554 --> 00:52:24,283 Yeah, well, I don't... 722 00:52:24,323 --> 00:52:27,918 Listen, Gary. This is really important to me. 723 00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:31,327 Tonight could really be the big night, you know? 724 00:52:31,363 --> 00:52:32,660 Yeah. 725 00:52:32,698 --> 00:52:34,666 OK, I'll give you the key tonight. 726 00:52:34,700 --> 00:52:38,192 All right! Thanks a lot, man. I owe you one, OK? 727 00:52:50,716 --> 00:52:52,115 Here he comes. 728 00:52:53,352 --> 00:52:54,819 Hey, what's shakin', guys? 729 00:52:54,853 --> 00:52:56,150 How's it goin', Rick? 730 00:52:56,188 --> 00:52:57,655 Hi, what's happening? 731 00:52:57,689 --> 00:53:00,180 You know what's happening. Let me have it. 732 00:53:00,225 --> 00:53:01,385 Let you have what? 733 00:53:01,426 --> 00:53:03,189 What do you mean, ''Let me have what''? 734 00:53:03,228 --> 00:53:05,025 I believe we talked about a key... 735 00:53:05,063 --> 00:53:06,496 to somebody's grandmother's house. 736 00:53:06,531 --> 00:53:09,796 Oh, that. Look, Rick... 737 00:53:09,835 --> 00:53:12,030 I looked all over for it. I couldn't find it. 738 00:53:12,070 --> 00:53:15,233 - Didn't we look for it, David? - We couldn't find it anywhere. 739 00:53:15,274 --> 00:53:17,367 Well, that's great. Thanks for telling me on time. 740 00:53:17,409 --> 00:53:19,104 Now what am I supposed to do? 741 00:53:19,144 --> 00:53:21,203 David, what about your parents' guest house? 742 00:53:21,246 --> 00:53:23,237 No way. That's been off limits since Big Earl... 743 00:53:23,282 --> 00:53:25,773 smoked angel dust and he ate my mom's parakeet. 744 00:53:25,817 --> 00:53:28,047 I'll be cool. All I need is an hour with her. 745 00:53:28,086 --> 00:53:29,576 Sorry, man. I wish I could help you. 746 00:53:29,621 --> 00:53:32,089 Guess you'll just have to call it off, Rick. 747 00:53:32,124 --> 00:53:33,591 Come on, David, let's go. 748 00:53:33,625 --> 00:53:35,559 What are you guys in such a rush to do? 749 00:53:35,594 --> 00:53:38,028 There's a lady that's just waitin' to lay us. 750 00:53:38,063 --> 00:53:40,623 - Oh, yeah? Who? - The redhead. 751 00:53:40,666 --> 00:53:42,793 The one that Tommy's brother's been screwing. 752 00:53:42,834 --> 00:53:45,428 - The one with the big tits? - That's right, pal. 753 00:53:45,470 --> 00:53:47,961 We've been doing business with her now for a while. 754 00:53:48,006 --> 00:53:49,303 Nine times already. 755 00:53:49,341 --> 00:53:52,037 You guys have screwed her nine times... 756 00:53:52,077 --> 00:53:53,704 and you haven't even told me? 757 00:53:53,745 --> 00:53:55,542 We can't even talk to you anymore. 758 00:53:55,580 --> 00:53:57,775 I mean, it's Karen this and Karen that. 759 00:53:57,816 --> 00:53:59,943 You're too busy teeny-boppin' all over the place. 760 00:53:59,985 --> 00:54:02,545 I thought you guys were my friends. 761 00:54:02,587 --> 00:54:06,546 OK, we're asking you now, Rick. You're comin' or you're not? 762 00:54:06,591 --> 00:54:09,992 How can I, Gary? I got a date with Karen right now. 763 00:54:10,028 --> 00:54:11,461 There you go again. 764 00:54:11,496 --> 00:54:13,327 Come on, David, let's go. 765 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,532 You just go and play house with Karen. 766 00:54:23,942 --> 00:54:26,467 Wait up, you guys. 767 00:54:37,723 --> 00:54:39,691 So, what's the story, fellas? 768 00:54:39,725 --> 00:54:42,057 Do I have anything you want? 769 00:54:44,997 --> 00:54:46,624 Make up your mind, honey. 770 00:54:46,665 --> 00:54:49,634 You better go home before your mother starts to miss you. 771 00:54:49,668 --> 00:54:51,226 Look, I don't know about this. 772 00:54:51,269 --> 00:54:54,295 Hey, wait a minute. Are we gonna get laid or not? 773 00:54:54,339 --> 00:54:57,433 Money, guys, or Ruby walks. 774 00:54:57,476 --> 00:54:59,307 Well, how much are we talkin' about? 775 00:54:59,344 --> 00:55:01,608 30 bucks is the goin' rate. 776 00:55:01,646 --> 00:55:03,511 Are we on or not? What do you say? 777 00:55:03,548 --> 00:55:07,006 30 bucks? That's 10 apiece. I think we can handle that. 778 00:55:07,052 --> 00:55:09,987 That's 30 bucks apiece, guys, and it ain't negotiable, see? 779 00:55:10,022 --> 00:55:11,387 Jesus, that's 90 bucks! 780 00:55:11,423 --> 00:55:13,357 No, I can't afford that. No way. 781 00:55:13,392 --> 00:55:16,828 Stop wastin' my time. Take it or leave it. 782 00:55:16,862 --> 00:55:18,489 How about 75? 783 00:55:18,530 --> 00:55:20,498 How about goin' home to mama? 784 00:55:20,532 --> 00:55:23,023 OK, all right, hold on. 785 00:55:23,068 --> 00:55:25,468 Go ahead. Come on. 786 00:55:25,504 --> 00:55:29,099 Hey, man, I am workin' here, and you are killin' my action. 787 00:55:35,914 --> 00:55:37,779 Come on, guys. Time is money. 788 00:55:37,816 --> 00:55:39,215 We ain't got all night. 789 00:55:39,251 --> 00:55:42,584 I'll show you a good time, but let's move it. Come on. 790 00:55:42,621 --> 00:55:44,953 Move your fat ass. 791 00:55:44,990 --> 00:55:46,821 All right, cowboys, who's first? 792 00:55:46,858 --> 00:55:48,758 I want to get this over with. 793 00:55:48,794 --> 00:55:50,489 Go ahead, Gary. You go first. 794 00:55:50,529 --> 00:55:53,327 Go on, Gary. Go on. 795 00:55:53,365 --> 00:55:54,992 Go. 796 00:55:55,033 --> 00:55:57,058 Come on. This is my busiest night. 797 00:55:57,102 --> 00:55:59,093 Let's get it on. 798 00:56:01,606 --> 00:56:03,437 Come on, move it. Please? 799 00:56:15,887 --> 00:56:17,752 Come on, let's get those pants off. 800 00:56:17,789 --> 00:56:20,087 We haven't got all night. 801 00:56:20,125 --> 00:56:23,253 You move like you don't want to get laid. 802 00:56:30,335 --> 00:56:32,769 Look at that. 803 00:56:32,804 --> 00:56:33,998 What's the matter? 804 00:56:34,039 --> 00:56:35,973 You ain't still a virgin, are you? 805 00:56:38,477 --> 00:56:40,570 Come on. 806 00:56:40,612 --> 00:56:42,443 Come over here. 807 00:56:51,790 --> 00:56:52,950 There. 808 00:56:54,926 --> 00:56:56,757 There, that's got it. 809 00:56:56,795 --> 00:57:00,026 Yeah, that's a lot better. 810 00:57:00,065 --> 00:57:02,226 Now it's wide awake. 811 00:57:04,603 --> 00:57:06,594 Now we can do business. 812 00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:10,200 Come on. 813 00:57:17,482 --> 00:57:19,473 Hurry up. Come on. 814 00:57:22,721 --> 00:57:24,450 No, dummy. Not there. 815 00:57:24,489 --> 00:57:27,083 Move up a little. 816 00:57:27,125 --> 00:57:29,491 There you go. OK, now. 817 00:57:29,528 --> 00:57:31,519 I wonder what's taking him so long. 818 00:57:31,563 --> 00:57:34,532 Well, he might as well get his thirty bucks worth, right? 819 00:57:34,566 --> 00:57:36,693 I think you mean my 30 bucks. 820 00:57:36,735 --> 00:57:39,067 Shit, move your ass. 821 00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:43,730 Shit. 822 00:57:45,477 --> 00:57:47,172 My goddamn luck. 823 00:57:47,212 --> 00:57:49,203 I get all the live ones. 824 00:57:51,016 --> 00:57:54,474 You've still got a lot to learn, little boy, you know? 825 00:57:59,724 --> 00:58:02,921 Well, come on, fat-ass. You're next. 826 00:58:03,995 --> 00:58:05,223 How was it? 827 00:58:05,263 --> 00:58:06,696 Go ahead, David. 828 00:58:06,731 --> 00:58:08,722 Go on, man. Go ahead. 829 00:58:14,606 --> 00:58:16,039 Hey, what's wrong? 830 00:58:25,884 --> 00:58:28,409 Hi, how's it going? 831 00:58:28,453 --> 00:58:30,421 It could be better. 832 00:58:30,455 --> 00:58:33,083 Cigarette? 833 00:58:33,124 --> 00:58:34,785 I have my own. 834 00:58:37,062 --> 00:58:38,654 Busy day for you today, huh? 835 00:58:38,697 --> 00:58:41,097 Are you here to interview me or to fuck me? 836 00:58:52,477 --> 00:58:56,538 For this examination, you will have exactly twenty minutes. 837 00:58:57,749 --> 00:59:01,549 I will expect silence, absolute silence. 838 00:59:01,586 --> 00:59:03,554 There will be no... 839 00:59:03,588 --> 00:59:05,249 You're late again. 840 00:59:05,290 --> 00:59:07,690 There's no excuse for this kind of behavior. 841 00:59:07,726 --> 00:59:09,956 I'm sorry, Mrs. Applebaum. 842 00:59:09,995 --> 00:59:12,327 I didn't sleep 'cause I haven't... 843 00:59:12,364 --> 00:59:14,559 I haven't been feeling too well. 844 00:59:14,599 --> 00:59:17,898 Very well. Go to your seat. 845 00:59:19,504 --> 00:59:21,165 And no talking. 846 00:59:26,711 --> 00:59:28,042 Begin. 847 00:59:31,098 --> 00:59:32,963 Rick. 848 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:37,528 Rick! Shit. 849 00:59:37,571 --> 00:59:40,938 Rick! I can't stop itching! 850 00:59:40,975 --> 00:59:43,136 Me, too. It's driving me crazy. 851 00:59:43,177 --> 00:59:45,372 I know! 852 00:59:45,413 --> 00:59:47,040 What about David? 853 00:59:49,383 --> 00:59:50,645 Get David. 854 00:59:53,954 --> 00:59:56,582 - How do you feel? - My balls are burning up. 855 00:59:56,624 --> 00:59:58,854 I know. Gary's, too. 856 00:59:58,893 --> 01:00:02,727 David, I'm dying. It hurts. 857 01:00:02,763 --> 01:00:04,253 I know. I can't take it anymore. 858 01:00:04,298 --> 01:00:06,357 - What is it? - I think I know. 859 01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:08,231 Gary! David! Richard! 860 01:00:08,269 --> 01:00:09,702 Out of this classroom at once. 861 01:00:09,737 --> 01:00:13,639 I warned you. Out! 862 01:00:17,812 --> 01:00:20,110 Report to the principal's office right now. 863 01:00:24,085 --> 01:00:25,347 And close the door! 864 01:00:25,386 --> 01:00:26,717 Yes, ma'am. 865 01:00:30,224 --> 01:00:31,589 - Crabs?! - Crabs?! 866 01:00:31,625 --> 01:00:33,616 Crabs! You know, like head lice. 867 01:00:33,661 --> 01:00:35,458 What the hell can we do about them? 868 01:00:35,496 --> 01:00:36,463 Please! 869 01:00:36,497 --> 01:00:37,657 Don't worry about it. 870 01:00:37,698 --> 01:00:40,565 I know a way we can get rid of them like that. 871 01:00:40,601 --> 01:00:43,627 - You sure this will drown them? - Positive. 872 01:00:43,671 --> 01:00:45,764 But I thought crabs loved the water. 873 01:00:45,806 --> 01:00:47,501 Not this kind. 874 01:00:47,541 --> 01:00:49,736 - Yeah? How do you know? - I know! 875 01:00:49,777 --> 01:00:52,245 Tommy had 'em and drowned them in his parents' jacuzzi. 876 01:00:52,279 --> 01:00:54,304 It sure takes long enough to kill these suckers. 877 01:00:54,348 --> 01:00:56,680 Do you know we've been in here for four hours now?! 878 01:00:56,717 --> 01:00:58,582 Yeah, my back is already baked. 879 01:00:58,619 --> 01:01:00,484 Yeah, well, stop itching, lover boys. 880 01:01:00,521 --> 01:01:01,954 If you two remember correctly... 881 01:01:01,989 --> 01:01:04,685 you're the ones that got me into this. 882 01:01:04,725 --> 01:01:06,886 Hey, guys, look who's here. 883 01:01:10,030 --> 01:01:11,463 Hi, Gary. 884 01:01:11,499 --> 01:01:13,592 Hi. 885 01:01:13,634 --> 01:01:15,124 What happened to you last night? 886 01:01:15,169 --> 01:01:17,103 I waited till 11:00 for you. 887 01:01:17,138 --> 01:01:19,436 What happened to me? What happened to you?! 888 01:01:19,473 --> 01:01:22,169 I called you at least ten times. 889 01:01:22,209 --> 01:01:23,767 My phone didn't ring once. 890 01:01:23,811 --> 01:01:26,974 You're kidding! You better get it checked, then. 891 01:01:27,014 --> 01:01:28,606 I was worried about you, Karen. 892 01:01:28,649 --> 01:01:31,277 We're gonna get some sun. Are you staying here? 893 01:01:31,318 --> 01:01:33,286 Yeah, go ahead. I'll be right with you. 894 01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:36,016 Come on. 895 01:01:36,056 --> 01:01:38,251 OK, that should do it. Let's go. 896 01:01:42,563 --> 01:01:45,657 Rick, would you mind putting some suntan lotion on my back? 897 01:01:45,699 --> 01:01:46,688 Sure. 898 01:01:46,734 --> 01:01:48,167 Gary? 899 01:01:48,202 --> 01:01:50,136 Yeah? 900 01:01:50,171 --> 01:01:53,902 Would you mind putting some lotion on my back, too? 901 01:01:53,941 --> 01:01:55,067 Please? 902 01:01:55,109 --> 01:01:56,440 Fine. 903 01:01:56,477 --> 01:01:57,808 Thank you. 904 01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:02,244 What's been happening in your life? 905 01:02:02,283 --> 01:02:05,548 Not a whole hell of a lot, Rose. 906 01:02:16,230 --> 01:02:18,198 How's the pizza world? 907 01:02:18,232 --> 01:02:20,029 It's round, Rose. 908 01:02:21,202 --> 01:02:24,399 - What's wrong? - They didn't drown! 909 01:02:26,874 --> 01:02:28,034 I'll see you later. 910 01:02:28,075 --> 01:02:29,508 I'll be right back. 911 01:02:29,543 --> 01:02:31,602 Hey, what's your hurry? 912 01:02:31,645 --> 01:02:33,977 Hey! Who didn't drown? 913 01:02:37,451 --> 01:02:40,113 I need something... 914 01:02:40,154 --> 01:02:41,917 to kill ticks. 915 01:02:41,956 --> 01:02:44,823 Oh, no problem. What kind of a dog do you have? 916 01:02:44,859 --> 01:02:49,387 A collie, but it's not for him. 917 01:02:49,430 --> 01:02:52,593 I'm afraid I don't know what you mean. 918 01:02:52,633 --> 01:02:55,227 It's not really ticks. 919 01:02:55,269 --> 01:02:57,328 Not ticks? 920 01:02:57,371 --> 01:03:01,034 Uh-uh. It's... 921 01:03:01,075 --> 01:03:05,910 it's more like... lice. 922 01:03:05,946 --> 01:03:07,607 Oh, lice. 923 01:03:07,648 --> 01:03:09,912 Well, I've got just the thing for you. 924 01:03:09,950 --> 01:03:12,885 I've got a special comb... 925 01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:16,048 and it does very nicely in these sort of things. 926 01:03:16,090 --> 01:03:18,650 You'll find it very, very efficient. 927 01:03:18,692 --> 01:03:20,353 No. 928 01:03:20,394 --> 01:03:22,885 - No? - See... 929 01:03:22,930 --> 01:03:26,764 it's not exactly lice, either. 930 01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:28,995 It's... 931 01:03:29,036 --> 01:03:31,937 Well, you see, it itches a lot. 932 01:03:31,972 --> 01:03:33,803 Let me take a look at your head here. 933 01:03:33,841 --> 01:03:36,571 I don't see anything wrong with that. 934 01:03:36,610 --> 01:03:39,909 Did you ever have any allergy problems or anything? 935 01:03:39,947 --> 01:03:44,145 No. It's not on my head. 936 01:03:44,184 --> 01:03:45,481 So where is it? 937 01:03:45,519 --> 01:03:47,510 It's... 938 01:03:50,190 --> 01:03:54,650 it's down there. 939 01:04:00,768 --> 01:04:03,464 Your balls itch? 940 01:04:09,910 --> 01:04:13,209 Crabs! At your age! 941 01:04:13,247 --> 01:04:17,775 Young people... not what they used to be in my... 942 01:04:17,818 --> 01:04:22,881 Don't worry about it. I got just the thing for you. 943 01:04:22,923 --> 01:04:28,691 If you'll take this and apply it three times a day... 944 01:04:28,729 --> 01:04:31,425 those little things'll go away in no time. 945 01:04:31,465 --> 01:04:32,432 Thank you. 946 01:04:32,466 --> 01:04:33,490 You're welcome. 947 01:04:33,534 --> 01:04:34,831 Pay him. 948 01:04:34,868 --> 01:04:36,028 How much do I owe you? 949 01:04:36,070 --> 01:04:37,537 $3.99. 950 01:04:40,641 --> 01:04:45,135 Crab... killer. 951 01:04:45,179 --> 01:04:47,545 $3.99. 952 01:05:14,108 --> 01:05:15,632 Extra points. David... 953 01:05:15,676 --> 01:05:17,837 - Hey, Big Apple. - Hey, Gary. How's it going? 954 01:05:17,878 --> 01:05:19,971 OK. Have you seen Karen around here? 955 01:05:20,014 --> 01:05:21,948 Yeah. She should be around here somewhere. 956 01:05:21,982 --> 01:05:23,574 Because I saw her moped outside. 957 01:05:23,617 --> 01:05:25,278 I saw her go with Rick somewhere. 958 01:05:25,319 --> 01:05:27,253 Yeah, but they should be right back. 959 01:05:27,287 --> 01:05:29,778 - Where did they go? - They probably went for a walk. 960 01:05:29,823 --> 01:05:32,018 Bullshit, David. He took her to the football field... 961 01:05:32,059 --> 01:05:34,721 to bust her cherry, and you know it. 962 01:05:35,863 --> 01:05:37,524 Hey, Gary, hold up! 963 01:05:40,934 --> 01:05:42,595 Asshole! 964 01:09:07,841 --> 01:09:10,901 Gary, what are you doing here? 965 01:09:10,944 --> 01:09:13,412 Nothing much. Where have you been? 966 01:09:13,447 --> 01:09:15,938 I was out on the football field. 967 01:09:15,983 --> 01:09:17,450 By yourself? 968 01:09:17,484 --> 01:09:21,011 No, with Karen. She's right over there. 969 01:09:21,054 --> 01:09:23,545 Just you two? 970 01:09:23,590 --> 01:09:26,491 Of course. I couldn't wait around for you... 971 01:09:26,526 --> 01:09:28,824 to give me the key to your grandmother's house. 972 01:09:28,862 --> 01:09:29,954 Meaning what? 973 01:09:29,997 --> 01:09:33,831 Meaning that I was the first one to get to Miss Thing over there. 974 01:09:33,867 --> 01:09:34,993 You what? 975 01:09:35,035 --> 01:09:36,900 I fucked Karen. 976 01:09:36,937 --> 01:09:39,667 You're full of shit. You're lying! 977 01:09:39,706 --> 01:09:42,231 What do you want me to do, show you an instant replay? 978 01:09:42,276 --> 01:09:43,243 You fucked Karen?! 979 01:09:43,277 --> 01:09:45,575 She'll hear you! 980 01:09:48,482 --> 01:09:53,351 Man, you're a fucking liar and you know it. 981 01:09:53,387 --> 01:09:56,083 Hi, Gary. How's it going? 982 01:10:08,068 --> 01:10:09,365 What's wrong with him? 983 01:10:54,815 --> 01:10:58,512 Just think, three more days to Christmas vacation. 984 01:10:58,552 --> 01:10:59,746 It's gonna be great. 985 01:10:59,786 --> 01:11:01,310 Yeah, just great. 986 01:11:01,355 --> 01:11:03,721 What's the matter with you? You should be happy. 987 01:11:03,757 --> 01:11:07,716 Just think, a week from today, we'll all be on the slopes. 988 01:11:07,761 --> 01:11:09,956 Next time, bring your book back on time... 989 01:11:09,997 --> 01:11:13,364 if you don't want to pay a fine. We charge for every day overdue. 990 01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:14,560 - Hi. - Yes? 991 01:11:14,601 --> 01:11:16,626 Do you have the October issue of Consumer Reports? 992 01:11:16,670 --> 01:11:17,898 - What year? - '80. 993 01:11:17,938 --> 01:11:20,202 - I'll look. - Thanks. 994 01:11:22,609 --> 01:11:24,839 I don't want to know about it, OK? 995 01:11:24,878 --> 01:11:27,779 We're completely through. I told you that already. 996 01:11:27,814 --> 01:11:30,612 Why are you coming here with all these fucking people around? 997 01:11:30,650 --> 01:11:32,550 I told you that we're through anyway... 998 01:11:32,586 --> 01:11:35,419 so why don't you just split and leave me alone, OK? 999 01:11:35,455 --> 01:11:37,423 Don't you know what you did? 1000 01:11:37,457 --> 01:11:38,981 Would you get the fuck out of here already? 1001 01:11:39,026 --> 01:11:42,223 You're embarrassing the shit out of me. Now split! 1002 01:11:42,262 --> 01:11:43,752 God... 1003 01:12:19,733 --> 01:12:21,701 Karen? 1004 01:12:21,735 --> 01:12:23,703 What's wrong? 1005 01:12:25,272 --> 01:12:27,797 It's got nothing to do with you. 1006 01:12:27,841 --> 01:12:30,002 I saw you two arguing in there. 1007 01:12:30,043 --> 01:12:33,911 It's over between us, so it doesn't matter. 1008 01:12:33,947 --> 01:12:35,812 So why are you crying, then? 1009 01:12:35,849 --> 01:12:40,149 Look... I'll be all right. 1010 01:12:41,888 --> 01:12:46,689 Relax. You know all couples have their moments. 1011 01:12:46,726 --> 01:12:49,490 He'll cool off. I know him. Don't worry about it. 1012 01:12:49,529 --> 01:12:52,089 I really don't care what he does! 1013 01:12:52,132 --> 01:12:54,191 He will get over it. 1014 01:12:54,234 --> 01:12:55,599 I'm... 1015 01:12:55,635 --> 01:12:57,330 I'm pregnant. 1016 01:13:06,113 --> 01:13:09,708 Look, hey, don't worry. 1017 01:13:09,749 --> 01:13:13,150 It's gonna be all right. 1018 01:13:13,186 --> 01:13:16,815 Come on, listen to me. 1019 01:13:16,857 --> 01:13:19,451 OK, I want you to get yourself together... 1020 01:13:19,493 --> 01:13:24,192 and don't breathe a word of this to anyone. 1021 01:13:24,231 --> 01:13:27,166 I'm gonna take care of this, understand? 1022 01:13:29,903 --> 01:13:32,701 I'm gonna help you. 1023 01:13:32,739 --> 01:13:35,105 OK? 1024 01:13:35,142 --> 01:13:36,871 OK. 1025 01:13:48,688 --> 01:13:50,451 What's your problem? 1026 01:13:50,490 --> 01:13:53,482 She's pregnant and you know it. 1027 01:13:53,527 --> 01:13:56,257 Good news travels fast, huh? 1028 01:13:56,296 --> 01:13:58,025 What are you gonna do, come to her rescue? 1029 01:13:58,064 --> 01:13:59,759 That's what you should be doing, Ricky. 1030 01:13:59,799 --> 01:14:01,994 Hey, what's it got to do with you, man? 1031 01:14:02,035 --> 01:14:04,367 Anyway, I've had it with her. It's over. 1032 01:14:04,404 --> 01:14:08,898 That's very convenient, isn't it? 1033 01:14:08,942 --> 01:14:10,967 Hey, she's been getting on my nerves. 1034 01:14:11,011 --> 01:14:12,808 She's pregnant, you creep! 1035 01:14:12,846 --> 01:14:14,905 So what? She's not the first. 1036 01:14:14,948 --> 01:14:16,677 Yeah, but you were! Have you forgotten? 1037 01:14:16,716 --> 01:14:20,049 Me? The first? Forget it, buddy. 1038 01:14:20,086 --> 01:14:22,281 What are you trying to say? 1039 01:14:22,322 --> 01:14:25,849 That I'm probably not the only guy that ever screwed her. 1040 01:14:25,892 --> 01:14:29,760 You take that back before I decide to bust your head open! 1041 01:14:29,796 --> 01:14:32,287 I'll say whatever I like, you asshole! 1042 01:14:38,305 --> 01:14:40,535 Stop it! I will not have that in here! 1043 01:14:40,574 --> 01:14:41,973 You're jealous 'cause it wasn't you! 1044 01:14:42,008 --> 01:14:44,135 You're a stupid asshole! 1045 01:14:44,177 --> 01:14:47,635 Anytime, pizza boy! Anytime, man! 1046 01:14:47,681 --> 01:14:49,581 You're the biggest load I've ever met! 1047 01:14:49,616 --> 01:14:53,211 You are gonna regret this, Gary, man. 1048 01:14:53,253 --> 01:14:55,312 You're nothing but a piece of shit! 1049 01:14:55,355 --> 01:14:58,483 I will call the principal if you don't get out of here! 1050 01:15:08,034 --> 01:15:09,865 David, you geek, come on, man. 1051 01:15:09,903 --> 01:15:11,495 We've been waiting for you. Get it together. 1052 01:15:11,538 --> 01:15:13,699 - David! - Come on, man! 1053 01:15:20,547 --> 01:15:22,412 Come on, let's go! Let's go! 1054 01:15:22,449 --> 01:15:24,747 Come on! All right! Come on! 1055 01:15:28,321 --> 01:15:30,881 Hey, come on! 1056 01:15:30,924 --> 01:15:33,017 Hey, wait! Where you going? 1057 01:15:35,195 --> 01:15:37,925 Come on, man! Hurry up! Get in! 1058 01:15:49,409 --> 01:15:51,673 That's OK. I got it. 1059 01:15:51,711 --> 01:15:53,702 Go on in. 1060 01:16:03,023 --> 01:16:05,116 It's been empty for a year. 1061 01:16:05,158 --> 01:16:08,286 Every since my grandmother died, nobody's been here. 1062 01:16:09,696 --> 01:16:12,563 It'll look better once I put up the blinds. 1063 01:16:16,369 --> 01:16:18,633 It needs a little cleaning. 1064 01:16:25,779 --> 01:16:29,943 Good. At least she left us a working radio. 1065 01:16:29,983 --> 01:16:33,214 Karen, do you want to see a picture of me when I was two? 1066 01:16:41,461 --> 01:16:45,295 Please... don't cry. 1067 01:16:49,436 --> 01:16:51,199 I promise... 1068 01:16:51,237 --> 01:16:53,899 I promise you it'll be all right. 1069 01:16:57,377 --> 01:17:00,039 Karen, I know dozens of girls who have been through it... 1070 01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:01,570 and it was fine. 1071 01:17:05,585 --> 01:17:08,053 Please, I promise. Just don't cry. 1072 01:17:09,389 --> 01:17:10,720 You know, of course... 1073 01:17:10,757 --> 01:17:12,884 there are certain precautions you could have taken... 1074 01:17:12,926 --> 01:17:16,020 before the few moments of pleasure that you enjoyed. 1075 01:17:17,831 --> 01:17:21,494 The operation itself is quite simple. 1076 01:17:21,534 --> 01:17:25,265 Still, it does cost money. $250 to be exact. 1077 01:17:25,305 --> 01:17:29,537 That's OK. I can cover that. 1078 01:17:29,576 --> 01:17:33,205 - Cash. - Cash. 1079 01:17:33,246 --> 01:17:36,238 Fine. You'll bring it with you this evening. 1080 01:17:36,282 --> 01:17:37,874 Now, I'd like you to leave us. 1081 01:17:37,917 --> 01:17:39,908 Come back at 6:00. She'll be ready then. 1082 01:18:57,397 --> 01:19:00,696 Look, I need to know how much I can get for this. 1083 01:19:00,733 --> 01:19:02,200 This is my stereo... 1084 01:19:14,047 --> 01:19:16,413 Thank you. 1085 01:19:30,830 --> 01:19:32,957 Hey, Gino, I gotta talk to you. 1086 01:19:32,999 --> 01:19:36,230 The Olympic ski team is back. Can't you see I'm busy? 1087 01:19:36,269 --> 01:19:37,998 Gino, please, will you listen to me? 1088 01:19:38,037 --> 01:19:39,129 What? 1089 01:19:39,172 --> 01:19:40,969 I gotta borrow a hundred bucks. 1090 01:19:41,007 --> 01:19:42,975 You gotta? You gotta get your ass outta here. 1091 01:19:43,009 --> 01:19:44,909 Hundred bucks. Are you crazy? 1092 01:19:44,944 --> 01:19:47,037 Look, I'm serious. I mean it. 1093 01:19:52,619 --> 01:19:55,884 Gino, please. It's an emergency. 1094 01:20:15,074 --> 01:20:16,371 How is she? 1095 01:20:16,409 --> 01:20:17,740 She's fine. 1096 01:20:17,777 --> 01:20:19,836 She's resting. 1097 01:20:19,879 --> 01:20:21,369 She's in Room 16. 1098 01:20:21,414 --> 01:20:23,211 You can take her home now. 1099 01:22:58,805 --> 01:22:59,965 Gary? 1100 01:23:00,006 --> 01:23:01,132 Yeah? 1101 01:23:01,174 --> 01:23:03,165 Where did you put the yellow towel? 1102 01:23:03,209 --> 01:23:05,575 It's on the chair. 1103 01:23:05,611 --> 01:23:07,272 Oh, I see it. 1104 01:23:12,485 --> 01:23:14,544 Come on, your eggs are getting cold. 1105 01:23:14,587 --> 01:23:16,248 I'll be right there. 1106 01:23:20,193 --> 01:23:21,217 Good morning. 1107 01:23:21,260 --> 01:23:23,421 Good morning. I'm so hungry. 1108 01:23:24,764 --> 01:23:26,994 - How'd you sleep? - Oh, fine. 1109 01:23:27,033 --> 01:23:29,001 I'm sorry you had to sleep on the couch... 1110 01:23:29,035 --> 01:23:30,502 because of me last night. 1111 01:23:30,536 --> 01:23:32,436 That's OK. Look, if we'd gone skiing... 1112 01:23:32,472 --> 01:23:35,066 I would've been sleeping on a cold floor somewhere. 1113 01:23:35,108 --> 01:23:37,099 I wonder how they're all doing. 1114 01:23:38,978 --> 01:23:42,379 Are you sorry you didn't go? 1115 01:23:42,415 --> 01:23:43,643 A little. 1116 01:23:43,683 --> 01:23:47,483 Do you miss anyone? 1117 01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:49,181 What do you mean? 1118 01:23:49,222 --> 01:23:51,417 I don't know. I just... 1119 01:23:51,457 --> 01:23:53,823 No, I just wondered if you missed, you know... 1120 01:23:53,860 --> 01:23:55,589 the gang, or anything. 1121 01:23:55,628 --> 01:23:57,619 Not really. 1122 01:23:59,365 --> 01:24:01,333 I'll make up for it at my party. 1123 01:24:01,367 --> 01:24:03,358 - What party? - My birthday party. 1124 01:24:03,402 --> 01:24:04,733 Your birthday? When? 1125 01:24:04,771 --> 01:24:05,999 This Saturday. 1126 01:24:06,038 --> 01:24:07,630 Am I invited? 1127 01:24:07,673 --> 01:24:10,369 That's a dumb question. 1128 01:24:14,013 --> 01:24:16,379 Why are you doing that now? 1129 01:24:16,415 --> 01:24:20,112 I just wanted to get everything ready. 1130 01:24:20,153 --> 01:24:22,246 You could do it tomorrow morning. 1131 01:24:22,288 --> 01:24:25,553 Nah, I'd just rather get it done now. 1132 01:24:26,893 --> 01:24:29,191 Gary? 1133 01:24:29,228 --> 01:24:31,219 I want you to know I really appreciate... 1134 01:24:31,264 --> 01:24:34,427 everything you've done for me. 1135 01:24:34,467 --> 01:24:36,935 Karen, you're more than welcome. 1136 01:24:36,969 --> 01:24:39,028 No, you've been a true friend. 1137 01:24:39,071 --> 01:24:41,130 I can't think of anyone who would've done... 1138 01:24:41,174 --> 01:24:44,041 what you've done for me. 1139 01:24:44,076 --> 01:24:46,704 Karen... 1140 01:24:48,781 --> 01:24:50,772 it's just that... 1141 01:24:53,820 --> 01:24:54,912 that... 1142 01:25:01,027 --> 01:25:02,392 I love you. 1143 01:25:05,198 --> 01:25:07,359 I always have. 1144 01:25:10,169 --> 01:25:12,501 Ever since I first saw you... 1145 01:25:14,841 --> 01:25:16,968 I've loved you. 1146 01:25:17,009 --> 01:25:19,341 I could never tell you, but... 1147 01:25:23,516 --> 01:25:24,778 I love you. 1148 01:26:24,076 --> 01:26:25,600 Hi, Dad. 1149 01:26:25,645 --> 01:26:27,738 Hey, you're back! 1150 01:26:27,780 --> 01:26:30,010 Martha, Gary's home! 1151 01:26:32,118 --> 01:26:34,143 - So, how was the trip? - Good. 1152 01:26:34,186 --> 01:26:35,585 I heard you had great snow. 1153 01:26:35,621 --> 01:26:38,556 Wonderful, sweetheart. 1154 01:26:38,591 --> 01:26:41,185 You could've at least sent your mother a postcard. 1155 01:26:41,227 --> 01:26:42,353 Martha. 1156 01:26:42,395 --> 01:26:44,761 There weren't any mailboxes where we were, Mom. 1157 01:26:44,797 --> 01:26:47,664 So then how come David's mom got four postcards? 1158 01:26:47,700 --> 01:26:50,965 You see, David chickened out and stayed behind... 1159 01:26:51,003 --> 01:26:52,493 while we were up at the slopes. 1160 01:26:52,538 --> 01:26:54,904 You have an excuse for everything. 1161 01:26:54,941 --> 01:26:57,102 Oh, my God. The roast. 1162 01:26:57,143 --> 01:26:59,008 Come here. 1163 01:26:59,045 --> 01:27:01,377 Come on. Welcome home. 1164 01:27:04,917 --> 01:27:06,509 How much is it? 1165 01:27:06,552 --> 01:27:07,985 Like it? 1166 01:27:08,020 --> 01:27:09,510 It's beautiful. 1167 01:27:09,555 --> 01:27:10,647 $80. 1168 01:27:10,690 --> 01:27:12,954 I'll take it. 1169 01:27:12,992 --> 01:27:15,552 And I'd like something inscribed on it. 1170 01:27:15,594 --> 01:27:17,221 What would you like on it? 1171 01:27:17,263 --> 01:27:19,731 ''To Karen with love. '' 1172 01:27:19,765 --> 01:27:21,357 ''To Karen with love. '' 1173 01:27:21,400 --> 01:27:24,369 Yeah, and when will it be ready? 1174 01:27:24,403 --> 01:27:25,927 Monday. 1175 01:27:25,972 --> 01:27:27,872 No, that's no good. 1176 01:27:27,907 --> 01:27:29,204 Why not? 1177 01:27:29,241 --> 01:27:32,267 You see, it's a birthday present for my girlfriend... 1178 01:27:32,311 --> 01:27:33,903 and tomorrow night's her birthday. 1179 01:27:33,946 --> 01:27:36,380 All right. Tomorrow night it'll be ready. 1180 01:27:36,415 --> 01:27:38,747 It will? Thanks. 1181 01:27:38,784 --> 01:27:40,376 Look, I really appreciate it. 1182 01:27:40,419 --> 01:27:42,080 And remember... 1183 01:27:42,121 --> 01:27:44,248 ''To Karen... '' with a ''K''... 1184 01:27:44,290 --> 01:27:45,314 ''with love. '' 1185 01:27:45,358 --> 01:27:47,883 ''To Karen with love. '' Got it. 1186 01:27:47,927 --> 01:27:50,259 OK. I'll see you tomorrow. Thanks. 1187 01:28:27,566 --> 01:28:30,626 - Hey, Gary, what's goin' on? - Not much. Where's Karen? 1188 01:28:30,669 --> 01:28:32,227 She's somewhere around here. 1189 01:28:32,271 --> 01:28:33,363 OK, thanks. 1190 01:28:33,406 --> 01:28:34,805 - Hi, Gary. - Hi. 1191 01:28:34,840 --> 01:28:36,000 What's that for? 1192 01:28:36,042 --> 01:28:38,510 Oh, it's nothing. Victor, have you seen Karen? 1193 01:28:38,544 --> 01:28:40,842 Yeah, I think I saw her go in the kitchen. 1194 01:28:40,880 --> 01:28:42,939 Great. Thanks, Vic. 1195 01:28:42,982 --> 01:28:44,279 Sure. 80911

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